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(Kirby) Every four years,the Olympics brings us
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inspirational athletesof every shape and size.
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Like Olympic torchbearerSprint Phillips here.
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He's one of the bestyoung athletes in the state.
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He goes from school to schoolmotivating kids to chase their dreams.
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Why would anyonenot like a kid like that?
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(applauding)
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I don't know. I mean...
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he's good, but I don't think
he's all that great.
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You're jealous of how inspirational
Sprint Phillips is, aren't you?
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Ha! What? No way!
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And besides, I'm at least
as inspirational as him.
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-Pfft!
-Here. Just watch.
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Hey, Sprint!
Feed me the rock!
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Oh!
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Ahh!
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Oww, my face!
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(theme music playing)
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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(camera shutter)
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So, where's
the principal's office?
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Okay, sweet, thanks!
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I don't get it.
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-If you're so jealous of Sprint...
-Which I'm not.
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...then why'd you volunteer to host him
at your house while he's in town?
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Because of this.
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Since everyone's
so into the Olympics
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right now, I call him
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"The Clutch,"
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because he always performs best
under pressure.
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Clutch time!
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(fanfare)
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Don't wanna pull
a hammy.
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-(knuckles crack)
-Time to pop the clutch!
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Haa!
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You lose!
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(chuckles)
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Anyhow, since everyone
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seems to like
this kid so much...
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Because he's a great athlete
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and an inspiration
to all of us...
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I figure maybe, if I get him
to wear this t-shirt,
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I'll get a whole bunch
more fans for Kirblammo.
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What?
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Kirby, Sprint Phillips
is here to take part
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in the Olympic torch relay...
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AKA, the greatest sport
known to man.
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I'm pretty sure torch-bearing
isn't technically a sport.
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I'm pretty sure
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it's technically
the only sport, Kirby.
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Technically,
the original sport.
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When our ancient caveman ancestors
discovered fire,
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they had to figure out a way to carry it
from cave to cave,
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so we could exist today.
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And they did that
with a torch, Kirby.
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A torch they passed.
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That still doesn't explain
how it's a sport.
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How is football
a sport, huh?
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What about bowling?
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How is anything
a sport?
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Kirby, you have one of the
greatest athletes in the world
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staying at your house.
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And you want to cheapen that
with a terrible, tacky, terrible t-shirt?
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How dare you?
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Guys, relax,
it's not that big of a deal.
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Oh, it most certainly is a big deal.
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As you know, we had to bus
Sprint in from out of town,
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because our own athletes
are so terrible.
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And if anything
were to happen to him,
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we would be forced to go
with our back-up torch bearer...
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Jean-Luc.
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(whimsical music playing)
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I don't need to tell you
how horrifying that would be.
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Not because he's French,
but because he's Jean-Luc.
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Don't worry, Principal Mitchell.
Sprint's in good hands.
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He'd better be.
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Normally, I would never trust you
with something so important,
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but your family is the only one in town
with an air mattress.
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As you know, I broke mine
attempting to dunk a basketball.
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USA! USA! US...
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Would you stop that?
You sound insane.
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Sorry. But you know how excited I get
about the summer games.
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Plus... my spirit suit
still fits!
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Can't believe
it's been four years!
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Which is more than enough time
for you to realize
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it's time to retire the outfit.
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Yet here we are.
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You can't knock me
off this high, Dawn.
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I love this country!
And... and...
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Stop!
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I knew it!
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I finally
did it, Belinda!
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I have been tracking
Gabe Michael's t-shirt rotations
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for months now.
And if my calculations are correct,
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he should be wearing
this t-shirt tomorrow.
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And when he sees us
wearing the same t-shirt,
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he'll realize that we were meant
to be together.
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Can't you see, Belinda?
This is how love happens.
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By tricking people?
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Yes! By tricking people.
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Aw, man. Outta milk!
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Looks like it's Clutch time!
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So, what do you say? Will you wear a
t-shirt for my web channel
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at the ceremony tomorrow?
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We're so sorry about this, Sprint.
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Our friend's just never been around
a bonafide torchbearer before.
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(fake laughs)
So embarrassing!
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So, I'm curious.
What kind of grip are you gonna use?
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Western grip? Continental?
The East Does It?
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How heavy is your practice torch?
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Would you say you bear the torch
or the torch bears you?
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If wearing a t-shirt is gonna help you
pursue your dreams,
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then I'm all in!
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Aw, dude, thanks!
We gotta celebrate!
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Let's buy some pizza,
bust out some video games...
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Oh, sorry, Kirby.
I can't do any of that.
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I need to focus on my training.
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Torch bearing takes an incredible
amount of training, Kirby.
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Like you'd expect
from the original sport.
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Oh, no. I'm training
for the decathlon.
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I don't really consider torch bearing
a sport.
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Anyway... I should probably
hit the air mattress.
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Sports don't leave a lot of time for fun.
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Believe it or not,
this is actually my first sleepover.
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Seriously?
Then we gotta have some fun.
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(deflates mattress)
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What are you doing?
It's the only air mattress in town.
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Sorry... but we're not getting any sleep
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until we show you
the best night of your life.
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I guess a little fun
couldn't hurt.
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-(all shouting)
-(video game noises)
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I use this one
for running.
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Whoa!
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Yeah, that's it,
that's it, that's it.
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You gotta kinda show it off,
show it off, come on.
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-Yeah!
-Good angle, good angle!
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-Yeah!
-Let's go!
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(video game noises)
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Sprint?
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Sprint!
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Have you guys
seen Sprint?
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(cell phone buzzes)
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Kirby? You were right!
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There is so muchmore to life than sports!
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I have to seewhat else is out there!
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I'm gonna get punched in the stomach!I'm gonna wrestle a bear!
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I'm going to eat a bear!
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I'm so alive!Oh, and thanks for the shirt.
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I hope you don't mind.I grabbed it on my way out.
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It does really make me lookmore athletic.
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You know, it's funny, becauseit's smaller than my real six-pack.
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(dial tone)
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Okay, the torch passing
is in a couple of hours,
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but I'm sure he will be fine,
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and if he isn't
everyone will understand.
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How dare you?
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Yup, I'm dead.
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If we don't find Sprint soon,
that's gonna be our torch bearer.
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(whimsical music playing)
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I can't look!
I just can't!
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Look... Sprint could be
anywhere by now.
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What are we gonna do?
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I'm not feeling the pressure yet, kid.
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Let me know
when it's Clutch time.
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You just had to ask him
to wear that terrible shirt.
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This isn't about the shirt.
What?
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(electric bass playing)
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Hey, Principal Mitchell,
what's with the...
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Bass? For your face?
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As you know, Sprint inspired me
to chase my dreams.
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After destroying several more
air mattresses not dunking a basketball,
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I decided to chase my other dream...
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-the...
-(note plays)
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bass guitar.
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Inspiration is
in the air, gentlemen.
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Sprint even inspired
Douglas to ask out a girl.
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(sobbing noises)
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Wait. Why isn't Sprint with you?
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Something terrible has happened,
hasn't it?
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Well... Uh... the thing is...
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uh, you see... Sprint was just...
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(bass note plays)
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My apologies. Sometimes the funk
just washes over me like a waterfall.
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Now then... you were explaining
what happened to Sprint?
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Yeah, um... he was just...
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(bass note plays)
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Mr. Buckets.
I'm waiting for an explanation.
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He...
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just...
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(quickly)
stepped inside to inspire someone.
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Good. Because if you had lost
that lovable child...
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(plays "dun-dun-dun")
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Okay. I'm gonna keep
looking for Sprint.
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You guys need to go find
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whoever's carrying that torch
right now and stall them.
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Stall a torch bearer?
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The most focused and dedicated athlete
known to man?
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Yeah.
Good luck with that.
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Just go!
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No. Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
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No, no, where is it?
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I can't talk to Gabe Michaels
without that t-shirt!
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USA! USA!
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Would you stop that?
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You are an American
with a dream!
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Therefore, I am
cheering you on!
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USA! USA!
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Mom, have you
seen my...
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What is this?
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Hope you're ready
to have the coolest Mom ever.
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'Cause Kirby's friend this morning
inspired me to sprint towards my goal
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of being on Ultimate Ninja Warrior.
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I really don't have time
to explain to you
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how terrible of an idea that is,
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I'm looking for a t-shirt
that has fake abs on it.
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Have you seen it?
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Huh... come to think of it,
Kirby's friend had surprisingly good abs
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for an 11-year-old.
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Good thing I didn't punch him in the
stomach like he kept asking me to.
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Duuuagh! I should've known Kirby
and his stupid friends were behind this.
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Come on, we gotta go find 'em.
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USA! USA!
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Come on!
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USA!
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Whoo!
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Okay. So if he's keeping perfect time,
which, as a professional torch bearer,
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he most certainly will be,
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he should be rounding the corner
right about...
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Maybe he's having an off-day.
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Torch bearers don't have
off-days, Eli, you know that.
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Maybe he sprained
his ankle or something.
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If so, he should be
rounding the corner right about...
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What do you guys want?
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You're the torch bearer?
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Yup... Won a radio contest.
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Like running
is some sweet prize.
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Why does this thing have to be so hot?
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I don't know... maybe because
it burns with the passion
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and never-diminishing drive
to greatness of the human spirit?
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Whatever.
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-(stomach gurgling)
-Whoa.
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I need to find a bathroom...
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and I don't wanna talk about it!
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But you're a finely-tuned athlete!
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Gotta be a bathroom,
gotta be a bathroom, gotta be a bath...
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Ahh! Hold this for a sec.
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He... passed the torch
to a non-qualified torch bearer?
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That's a blatant
violation of the rules.
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00:13:09,959 --> 00:13:13,539
I mean, I know we were supposed
to just distract him...
253
00:13:13,625 --> 00:13:16,285
But you think he's a disgrace
to torchbearing
254
00:13:16,375 --> 00:13:18,035
and doesn't deserve the honor.
255
00:13:18,750 --> 00:13:21,290
(toilet flushing)
256
00:13:24,250 --> 00:13:26,540
Hey, where's the kid with the torch?
257
00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:32,380
Have you seen a really athletic
11-year-old in a six-pack ab t-shirt,
258
00:13:32,458 --> 00:13:34,378
possibly way too hopped up
on electrolytes?
259
00:13:34,458 --> 00:13:36,748
I don't wanna talk about
the bathroom.
260
00:13:36,834 --> 00:13:38,424
Just leave me alone!
261
00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:45,790
(Gil) You lookin' for that
little hurricane of inspiration
262
00:13:45,875 --> 00:13:47,455
with the great abs?
263
00:13:47,542 --> 00:13:50,132
Gil, what are you doing?
264
00:13:50,208 --> 00:13:53,458
Sprint convinced this guy to follow
his dream of being a ventriloquist.
265
00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:56,962
You wanna see him sing a song
while I drink a glass of water?
266
00:13:57,041 --> 00:13:58,581
Look, Gil, I really
don't have time for...
267
00:13:58,667 --> 00:14:01,577
♪ Row, row, row your boatgently down the stream ♪
268
00:14:01,667 --> 00:14:03,747
Gil! I'm looking for Sprint.
269
00:14:03,834 --> 00:14:05,004
Did he say
where he was going?
270
00:14:05,083 --> 00:14:06,213
He said somethin' about...
271
00:14:06,291 --> 00:14:08,961
No more ventriloquism!
I need help here!
272
00:14:10,291 --> 00:14:12,501
(cell phone buzzes)
273
00:14:12,583 --> 00:14:14,923
Sprint, buddy!
Oh, please tell me
274
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,830
you're on your way
to the torch passing.
275
00:14:16,917 --> 00:14:21,707
What's the point? Torches are pointless.Everything's pointless.
276
00:14:23,208 --> 00:14:24,418
Big Ricky?
277
00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:26,500
(French accent)
Monsieur Ricky!
278
00:14:26,583 --> 00:14:29,003
Head of the Forest Hills HighFrench club.
279
00:14:29,083 --> 00:14:32,713
We plunged your friend with thescorched abs into an existential crisis.
280
00:14:32,792 --> 00:14:35,502
It looks like the gracefuland lithe Jean-Luc
281
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:37,133
will have to carry the torch!
282
00:14:37,208 --> 00:14:38,378
Viva la France!
283
00:14:45,166 --> 00:14:49,166
(French accent) Ah. Kirby Bou-quet.
However did you find us?
284
00:14:49,250 --> 00:14:52,580
There's a big sign out front
that says "Le French Club. Bonjour."
285
00:14:52,667 --> 00:14:55,287
(regular voice) Sorry, guys. I didn't know
Kirby could speak French.
286
00:14:56,875 --> 00:14:58,325
(sighs)
287
00:14:58,417 --> 00:15:01,077
What did you guys do to Sprint?
288
00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:04,166
(French accent) We showed him some movies
we made for French club.
289
00:15:07,041 --> 00:15:12,751
So bleak... and not at all representative
of the French culture.
290
00:15:22,166 --> 00:15:27,036
(woman speaking French)
291
00:15:31,542 --> 00:15:33,712
Based on a true story,
mon frere.
292
00:15:35,625 --> 00:15:36,955
Sprint, we gotta go!
293
00:15:37,041 --> 00:15:38,501
Who cares?
294
00:15:38,583 --> 00:15:41,253
You! Or at least
you used to.
295
00:15:41,333 --> 00:15:42,833
Kirby, Kirby, Kirby!
296
00:15:42,917 --> 00:15:44,077
Ah! There you are!
297
00:15:44,166 --> 00:15:46,826
So glad I installed tracking
software on your... phone.
298
00:15:48,583 --> 00:15:50,673
Never mind.
I need my shirt back
299
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:53,080
so I can trick Gabe Michaels
into talking to me.
300
00:15:55,208 --> 00:15:57,918
What's with all this French stuff?
301
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,580
You're in America!
You represent stars and stripes!
302
00:16:01,667 --> 00:16:04,747
That is a lot of big talk...
for a Canadian!
303
00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:09,963
That's right. The French club looks up
every Canadian student,
304
00:16:10,041 --> 00:16:11,671
hoping that they are
French Canadian.
305
00:16:11,750 --> 00:16:13,540
They never are.
306
00:16:14,250 --> 00:16:17,250
You don't know
what you're talking a-boot.
307
00:16:17,333 --> 00:16:19,133
(gasping)
308
00:16:19,208 --> 00:16:20,628
(normal voice)
She's an impostor!
309
00:16:20,709 --> 00:16:23,129
Why don't you hop back on your moose
and go back to Canada!
310
00:16:24,208 --> 00:16:27,288
I love America. USA!
311
00:16:27,375 --> 00:16:30,915
USA! USA! USA!
312
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,790
Sprint, we gotta get you
to that ceremony!
313
00:16:33,875 --> 00:16:35,165
I think you're looking
for this!
314
00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:38,000
Pfft! No way!
315
00:16:38,083 --> 00:16:42,083
I'm looking for... this.
316
00:16:44,792 --> 00:16:47,332
(crowd cheering on TV)
317
00:16:47,417 --> 00:16:49,497
All right!
Pressure's finally on!
318
00:16:49,583 --> 00:16:51,583
Time for the Clutch!
319
00:16:51,667 --> 00:16:52,627
Ahhhh!
320
00:16:52,709 --> 00:16:56,379
My hamstring!
I pulled a hammy!
321
00:17:00,458 --> 00:17:02,418
Fish! I'm gonna need
a few more minutes.
322
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:05,880
Don't worry, Kirb,
we've got everything under control.
323
00:17:05,959 --> 00:17:09,129
Eli, you cannot carry the torch
using that Western grip.
324
00:17:09,208 --> 00:17:11,628
-Give me that!
-No way.
325
00:17:11,709 --> 00:17:13,499
I've seen
how you showboat!
326
00:17:13,583 --> 00:17:16,503
Torch bearing is
about fundamentals, Fish.
327
00:17:16,583 --> 00:17:17,713
Fundamentals!
328
00:17:17,792 --> 00:17:19,922
Well... how about
we both carry it?
329
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,210
(laughs)
That's ridiculous!
330
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:27,541
The rules clearly state the torch must be
passed from one champion to another.
331
00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:30,580
Oh, I know.
332
00:17:30,667 --> 00:17:35,327
You and me are about to set the world
of torch bearing on fire.
333
00:17:36,542 --> 00:17:39,502
When our ancient cavemen ancestors
discovered fire,
334
00:17:39,583 --> 00:17:41,503
they had to find a way
to bring it from cave to cave
335
00:17:41,583 --> 00:17:43,673
so all of us
could exist today.
336
00:17:43,750 --> 00:17:46,960
And they did that with a torch, Sprint.
A torch they passed!
337
00:17:47,041 --> 00:17:50,791
People need inspiration. They need someone
to bear that torch today.
338
00:17:50,875 --> 00:17:54,575
And if it's not you...
it's gonna be this guy.
339
00:17:54,667 --> 00:17:59,417
(whimsical music playing)
340
00:18:02,166 --> 00:18:06,496
Just when I thought
that I couldn't feel anything,
341
00:18:06,583 --> 00:18:09,423
that video made me feel again.
342
00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:11,210
Disgust!
343
00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:15,789
I need to bear that torch!
344
00:18:19,917 --> 00:18:23,877
(majestic music)
345
00:18:26,917 --> 00:18:30,707
Kirby Buckets is...
(plays "dun-dun-dun")
346
00:18:30,792 --> 00:18:32,462
solid dead!
347
00:18:34,166 --> 00:18:39,286
(cheering and applause)
348
00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:45,170
We're doing it, Eli!
349
00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:48,995
We're honoring the torch!
350
00:18:54,208 --> 00:18:55,498
Go get it!
351
00:19:15,417 --> 00:19:17,327
The greatest athletic event ever!
352
00:19:17,417 --> 00:19:19,877
-It's really not.
-And we ruined it!
353
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:21,579
No, you didn't!
354
00:19:29,583 --> 00:19:34,293
Because I know that the Olympic flame
isn't on some torch.
355
00:19:34,375 --> 00:19:37,245
It's really inside all of us.
356
00:19:37,333 --> 00:19:42,293
And all it takes to ignite that flame
is a spark of inspiration!
357
00:19:43,542 --> 00:19:46,962
(cheering and applauding)
358
00:19:53,875 --> 00:19:57,915
Sprint! Dude, that was amazing!
How did you...
359
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,880
It's got a little button
on the handle to relight itself.
360
00:20:00,959 --> 00:20:04,499
But like you said,
people need inspiration. Right?
361
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,130
So you're Canadian?
362
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:09,498
(Canadian accent)
Yup. Sorry.
363
00:20:16,125 --> 00:20:19,285
-(emphatically) I need that shirt!
-(crowd booing)
364
00:20:19,375 --> 00:20:20,995
Kinda in the middle
of something here...
365
00:20:21,083 --> 00:20:22,883
Haven't you ever
had a dream before?
366
00:20:22,959 --> 00:20:26,959
Dawn... Stop.
You don't need the shirt.
367
00:20:27,041 --> 00:20:28,331
Really?
368
00:20:28,417 --> 00:20:31,077
Did I say "need"?
I meant "deserve."
369
00:20:31,166 --> 00:20:32,746
You don't deserve that shirt.
370
00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:38,377
Nice shirt, man. If you were a girl,
I'd totally kiss you.
371
00:20:40,709 --> 00:20:42,039
(screams)
372
00:20:42,125 --> 00:20:45,745
(cheers and applause)
373
00:20:45,834 --> 00:20:49,584
You know what?
It finally feels like a sport.
374
00:20:58,375 --> 00:21:02,035
So... guess that was pretty
inspirational, what I did today, huh?
375
00:21:02,125 --> 00:21:04,075
-Yeah, yeah.
-Yeah, yeah.
376
00:21:04,166 --> 00:21:05,956
I guess that's just
the type of guy I am.
377
00:21:06,041 --> 00:21:08,501
An inspirational guy.
378
00:21:08,583 --> 00:21:11,133
(Gil's voice) Well, I am
very proud of you, Kirby.
379
00:21:11,208 --> 00:21:14,998
Gil, will you please knock it off
with that stupid puppet?
380
00:21:15,083 --> 00:21:17,213
Gil? Who's Gil?
381
00:21:17,291 --> 00:21:19,041
Ha-ha, real funny.
382
00:21:19,125 --> 00:21:20,575
Guys, check it out.
383
00:21:20,667 --> 00:21:23,417
I got a sweet deal on this bass
and a broken air mattress!
384
00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:27,580
(dramatic music plays)
385
00:21:27,667 --> 00:21:29,627
How unsettling.
386
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:36,543
Have fun at being...
(babbles, laughs)
387
00:21:36,625 --> 00:21:38,285
-In a couple of hours, but, I'm sure...
-(sneezes)
388
00:21:38,375 --> 00:21:39,325
Thank you!
389
00:21:39,417 --> 00:21:40,917
(laughing with
French accent)
390
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:46,500
(theme music playing)
391
00:21:52,417 --> 00:21:53,707
♪ Hey ♪
392
00:21:55,291 --> 00:21:56,631
♪ Hey ♪
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