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(Kirby)
There's no secret here.
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The official foodof this group of friends?
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Pizza.
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(crunching)
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We might like it different ways...
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One giant step for Fish's stomach.
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(crunching)
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And some of those waysmight be completely unacceptable.
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I am who I am.
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(crunching)
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But the truth about pizza is, like a goodfriend, you can always count on it...
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-(eerie music playing)
-until it betrays you
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and turns your life into a livingstuffed-crust nightmare.
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(theme music playing)
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(Man)
♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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Nope. No, no.
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These are a couple of wild animals
that can't be trusted.
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You know what? It's fine.
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We'll go next year.
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Mom, it's fine.
It's just one night.
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I mean, you can leave
us alone for five hours.
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And I'm too old
for a babysitter.
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And I really wanna go out.
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It's one of those
cool barbecue restaurants
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where the waiters are mean
to you on purpose.
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It's just like eating
with my dad,
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but, you know... fun.
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I promise, Mom,
I'll keep an eye on Kirby.
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Like a responsible big sister.
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Yeah, and I'm probably
just gonna watch
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a little Big Bald Oaf
and then hit the hay early.
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Okay.
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"Responsible big sister?"
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"Hit the hay?"
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What kids talk like this?
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I'll tell you what kind... Liars.
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-Liars talk like this. You're lying.
-(Dad) Okay.
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I am making the decision
as head of the household.
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Right.
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As assistant head
of the household.
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We are going out.
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Kids, this is your one chance to prove
that we can leave you alone in the future.
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-So here are the rules...
-You hear that, Kirb?
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We got some rules to break!
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No friends can come over.
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Totally breakable.
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No Pay-Per-Play movies
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and I want the dishes done
by the time I get home.
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Broken and brokener.
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Don't touch my drone
and don't shake my ant farm.
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It makes them angry,
especially Ian.
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He's been in a mood.
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(clucks)
You're getting shaken, Ian.
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You're getting shaken hard.
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(Dad) And please...
don't leave the house, okay?
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I'm gonna say this one time.
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Do not... touch...
my Cheese Tibbies.
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(intense music playing)
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Actually, that's one
I totally agree with.
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You don't touch
another person's Tibbies!
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My Cheese Tibbies.
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-(intense music playing)
-(growling)
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(door slams)
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Okay, coast is clear.
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Finally!
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Let's do this thing.
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What happened to the
"No friends can come over" rule?
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They didn't say anything about friends
that were already here.
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We're breakin' it!
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(screams)
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(Dawn) Well, have a lousy night.
I'm going out.
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Whoa, what happened to the
"Don't leave the house" rule?
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Some things are more important
than Mom and Dad's rules.
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Like getting
revenge on a girl
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who stole your dress
from the girl's locker room,
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making you go through
the rest of the day
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wearing the soccer ball bag.
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(overlapping laughter)
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Revenge is coming, Rebecca.
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It's coming hard.
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You guys ready
for the first official meeting
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of the best new secret
society in Forest Hills?
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Yes, but I gotta go
to the bathroom first.
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I'll meet you guys downstairs.
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(Eli)
It's just number one!
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But don't time me.
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(rock music playing)
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I thought you said that these were
awesome secret society robes...
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Is that a blood stain?
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They're my Uncle Carl's
boxing robes.
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He was not a good boxer.
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So, when do we get
to play with your dad's drone?
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(sighs)
We don't.
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I can't get caught breaking
any of my parents' rules
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or else we won't be able to have
any more adult-free nights like this.
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So, Brotherhood of the Bros,
shall we begin?
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(All)
We bros. We tight.
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We never get in fights.
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Bros.
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We are gathered here
tonight in secret.
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for a club based on friendship...
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-(Both) Bros.
-...for a club based on truth.
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-(Both) Bros.
-And more importantly...
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a club based on...
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(All)
Pizza!
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Three ingredients.
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Each ingredient
representing each bro.
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Dough.
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Sauce.
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Cheese.
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Now, bros, we shall
select from the provider.
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Bring forth the Rack of 'Za.
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(dramatic music playing)
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God of Bros, thank you
for making this wise choice.
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The choice of...
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"Spaghetti Freddy's
Pizza Circus."
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You have the gross bag
to leave on Rebecca's porch?
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Ew. What's in this anyway?
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It smells disgusting.
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I have a cousin
who works at the zoo.
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Animals do gross things.
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Let's just leave it at that.
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I just wish I could see
Rebecca's dumb face
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when she opens it.
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-Dawn?
-Rebecca!
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I'm so glad you're here!
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I was gonna call and apologize
about taking your dress.
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I was changing after gym
and I grabbed yours instead of mine.
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I have the same one!
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Anyway, come in
and I'll get your dress for you.
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Just give it to me at school.
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Are you sure?
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My mom bought, like,
a million cupcakes so...
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Dawn and I would
love a million cupcakes!
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Thank you so much!
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So?
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Yeah, we can come in
for a little bit.
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Oops, you dropped your bag!
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I did.
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And now for the best part
of any secret society...
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the initiation.
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-(buzzing)
-(spy music playing)
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Each bro must make it
to the other side of the room
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without touching the string.
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I eat string
like this for breakfast!
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No, really.
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(retching)
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Eli, you're up.
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They don't call me
Lord of the Strings for nothing.
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(doorbell)
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Ooh, pizza!
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Hey, Kirb, Fish!
My main men!
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Hey... Pizza Guy.
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Hey, Pizza Guy was
my father's name, okay?
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Just call me Wayne.
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So no hat tonight,
huh, Fisher?
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Uh... no. Guess not.
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Cool.
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So we got one XL pie
divided three ways:
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we got jalapeño-pineapple
for the Kirb,
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Sausalito Meat Express
hold the chicken for the Fishman,
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and extra cheese no sauce
for Eli, on account of his heartburn.
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That's $19.79.
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-(Kirby) Here's a $20.
-(chuckles)
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Oh, right. The tip.
Uh... you got any more money?
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Yeah, sorry. We don't have
any more money to tip you with.
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-(intense music playing)
-"Sorry?"
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I see how it is.
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Just a loser pizza guy, right?
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"Who cares about tipping him?
He's a loser!"
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Well, I care. Big time.
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So now I got a tip for you:
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You better watch your backs,
because it's about time somebody
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delivered a lesson to you kids.
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-Okie dokie.
-We'll keep that in mind.
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(both laugh)
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I fought the string...
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and the string won.
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(both chuckle)
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You didn't tip the pizza guy?
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How is he supposed to know
that you appreciated his service?
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Relax, Eli.
It'll be fine, Eli. It's not like...
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-(banging)
-(clanking)
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Oh, no.
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Marinara.
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(gasps)
My heartburn.
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Oh, come on. You guys are still worried
about that pizza guy?
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So what?
We didn't tip him, big deal.
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What's he gonna do,
forget the parmesan cheese again?
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-Hey, who turned on the TV?
-(Both) Not me.
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Guys, come on.
Pay-Per-Play movies?
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I can't get caught breaking
any of my dad's rules, remember?
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I told you I'd teach you a lesson.
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The Pizza Guy?
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You got two minutes
before the movie is ordered
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and there's only one way to cancel it.
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Fish, where were you
when you were supposed to be
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at Eli's sixth birthday party?
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What is he talking about?
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(laughs nervously)
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Punch the answer
into the password screen
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to cancel the order or...
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your dad will get a bill...
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and next time,
you'll get a babysitter.
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(beeping)
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(beeping continues)
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Mom, Boyce, this is Dawn.
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I can't believe my daughter made such
an unfortunate mistake with the dress.
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Things like that shouldn't happen
to people as pretty as you.
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And yet they do.
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It's okay, I can barely
remember having to walk
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through the entire school
wearing a soccer bag.
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(overlapping laughter)
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You're pretty!
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Like a doll that blinks!
Will you be my best friend?
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S... sure.
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Hello! She already
has a best friend!
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That's our Meaghan.
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Can I take your bag?
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My purse? Uh...
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I'd prefer to hold it.
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I smell something stinky!
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Meaghan has a very
keen sense of smell.
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The doctors say
her nose holes are very big.
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I... I don't smell anything.
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(sniffs)
No.
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Uh, see, I think it's actually
time we should be going.
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Wait, I have to get your dress.
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I'll be just a sec.
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Have a seat next to Boyce.
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He was just saying
how he never meets
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any nice girls
at male model school.
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Well, maybe we can
hang out for a bit, yeah?
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-(beeping)
-Just 30 seconds until
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another rule gets broke!
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I wonder what movie he ordered?
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Fish, come on.
Just answer the question.
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Where were you the day
of Eli's sixth birthday party?
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I remember!
You were sick!
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You were supposed
to be my Best Man.
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-At a birthday party?
-A wedding-themed birthday party!
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-(beeping gets faster)
-Come on! Hurry!
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We only have 16 seconds!
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Okay, fine! Just put in "Murph."
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M-U-R-P-H.
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Aw, man!
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I wanted to break a rule.
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(clucks)
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You went to Murph Murphy's party
instead of mine?
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He has the same birthday as me.
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Everyone always goes
to his parties instead.
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He's my birthday enemy!
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I'm sorry, Eli, but...
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00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,000
he had his birthday
at a water park!
258
00:11:55,083 --> 00:11:57,633
How does the pizza guy even
know about any of this stuff?
259
00:11:57,709 --> 00:12:00,459
-You were supposed to come to my birthday.
-Eli, Eli, I couldn't help it!
260
00:12:00,542 --> 00:12:02,882
-You couldn't help it?
-He invited me at the last second.
261
00:12:02,959 --> 00:12:04,789
You're just noticing this now?
262
00:12:04,875 --> 00:12:07,125
-(clucking)
-Guys...
263
00:12:10,875 --> 00:12:12,285
(intense music playing)
264
00:12:13,792 --> 00:12:16,462
(Rebecca's mom) So, it's settled.
You'll join us on Cape Cod this summer
265
00:12:16,542 --> 00:12:18,042
and be Boyce's date to Fashion Week.
266
00:12:18,125 --> 00:12:19,415
Let me check my calendar.
267
00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:20,790
Yes, I can.
268
00:12:20,875 --> 00:12:23,035
I knew we'd be BFFs someday.
269
00:12:23,125 --> 00:12:26,035
Nuh-uh! She's my BFF.
270
00:12:26,125 --> 00:12:28,375
Still here, Meaghan.
271
00:12:28,458 --> 00:12:31,208
I love you, Dawn.
272
00:12:31,291 --> 00:12:33,041
It smells like a zoo!
273
00:12:33,125 --> 00:12:34,785
A booty zoo!
274
00:12:34,875 --> 00:12:36,325
Meaghan's right.
(sniffs)
275
00:12:36,417 --> 00:12:38,127
It does smell
like a booty zoo in here.
276
00:12:38,208 --> 00:12:39,378
So, Cape Cod.
277
00:12:39,458 --> 00:12:41,668
Um, we're going on a date.
278
00:12:41,750 --> 00:12:43,420
We're best friends.
No takesie backsies.
279
00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:45,130
Okay, well I gotta go.
280
00:12:45,208 --> 00:12:48,538
Oh, wait! I have this $500
coat that doesn't fit
281
00:12:48,625 --> 00:12:51,575
and I swear,
it would look perfect on you.
282
00:12:51,667 --> 00:12:55,037
-You wanna try it on?
-Well, I don't like to waste, so...
283
00:12:58,291 --> 00:12:59,831
(whimsical music playing)
284
00:13:01,709 --> 00:13:03,709
Wow. This has been
such a nice surprise.
285
00:13:03,792 --> 00:13:05,882
But I... I really gotta go...
286
00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:08,079
-I'm gonna...
-(intense music playing)
287
00:13:08,166 --> 00:13:12,166
Where's my um...
my gro... my purse?
288
00:13:14,583 --> 00:13:16,213
It makes so much sense now.
289
00:13:16,291 --> 00:13:18,881
(Kirby) Pizza guys are at all
of our most important events.
290
00:13:18,959 --> 00:13:22,169
Graduations. Birthday parties.
Weddings.
291
00:13:22,250 --> 00:13:24,080
That's why they know
so much about us.
292
00:13:24,166 --> 00:13:27,206
But how did he also
clog the upstairs toilet,
293
00:13:27,291 --> 00:13:29,831
which he did?
294
00:13:29,917 --> 00:13:33,707
You did that when
we were waiting for Kirby!
295
00:13:33,792 --> 00:13:36,172
(whirring)
296
00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:38,130
Not good!
297
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,580
Who's playing
with Daddy's drone?
298
00:13:42,667 --> 00:13:45,247
Oh, wait. It's me!
299
00:13:45,333 --> 00:13:46,503
This is so unfair!
300
00:13:46,583 --> 00:13:48,463
How come he gets
to play with the drone?
301
00:13:49,917 --> 00:13:51,077
(all yelp)
302
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:57,537
I have a question
for you now, Eli.
303
00:13:57,625 --> 00:14:00,325
Tell your friends
the truth about Mr. Wobbles...
304
00:14:01,709 --> 00:14:06,539
or this drone's gonna have
a very unfortunate accident.
305
00:14:08,625 --> 00:14:10,745
Mr. Wobbles?
Never heard of him.
306
00:14:10,834 --> 00:14:12,794
Anyway, I think I hear my mom calling.
307
00:14:12,875 --> 00:14:14,375
You're not going anywhere!
308
00:14:14,458 --> 00:14:16,708
Mr. Wobbles was
my favorite toy as a kid.
309
00:14:16,792 --> 00:14:19,172
(Fish) The commercial saidMr. Wobbles wobbled,
310
00:14:19,250 --> 00:14:20,710
but wouldn't fall down.
311
00:14:20,792 --> 00:14:22,712
But I was sure gonna try.
312
00:14:22,792 --> 00:14:27,292
And one day, Mr. Wobbles did go down,
and he never came back up.
313
00:14:27,375 --> 00:14:29,165
Someone killed Mr. Wobbles!
314
00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:31,500
I killed Mr. Wobbles!
315
00:14:31,583 --> 00:14:33,003
(beep)
316
00:14:33,083 --> 00:14:34,333
Whoa!
317
00:14:40,458 --> 00:14:41,998
I had no choice.
318
00:14:42,083 --> 00:14:44,633
(Eli) Fish was so obsessedwith Mr. Wobbles,
319
00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:46,419
he was completely ignoring me.
320
00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:48,170
So, I did what I had to do.
321
00:14:48,250 --> 00:14:50,210
(pops, hissing)
322
00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:53,419
-Murderer!
-Liar!
323
00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:55,540
Whoa, guys,
check this out.
324
00:14:57,375 --> 00:14:59,665
Why do all these menus
have the same symbol?
325
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:04,040
Because we pizza guys have
our own brotherhood.
326
00:15:04,125 --> 00:15:05,995
And when you don't
tip one of us,
327
00:15:06,083 --> 00:15:08,333
you don't tip any of us.
328
00:15:08,417 --> 00:15:10,327
Okay, fine! We'll tip you!
329
00:15:10,417 --> 00:15:12,627
I mean, there's gotta be some money
around here somewhere...
330
00:15:12,709 --> 00:15:15,039
Oh, it's far too late
for that, Kirby.
331
00:15:15,125 --> 00:15:17,915
You should've tipped.
332
00:15:18,041 --> 00:15:20,581
-(dramatic music playing)
-Uh, guys...
333
00:15:20,667 --> 00:15:23,167
(Pizza guys chanting) You should've
tipped! You should've tipped!
334
00:15:23,250 --> 00:15:25,920
You should've tipped!
You should've tipped!
335
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,830
You should've tipped!
336
00:15:27,917 --> 00:15:31,707
-(maniacal laughter)
-You should've tipped!
337
00:15:31,792 --> 00:15:34,172
You should've tipped!
You should've tipped!
338
00:15:35,166 --> 00:15:37,076
Mr. Wobbles never did
anything bad to you!
339
00:15:37,166 --> 00:15:38,626
Well, then maybe
I should've had him
340
00:15:38,709 --> 00:15:40,039
as the Best Man
at my birthday party!
341
00:15:40,125 --> 00:15:44,205
-(Fish) Well, I'm sorry! It...
-You drank all of my milk!
342
00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:46,501
Sorry.
Here, have it back.
343
00:15:46,583 --> 00:15:49,213
(retching)
344
00:15:49,291 --> 00:15:50,331
No!
345
00:15:51,709 --> 00:15:54,329
(laughing)
346
00:15:54,417 --> 00:15:56,037
(Dangerbird)
Drumstick, baby!
347
00:15:56,125 --> 00:15:58,205
-A wedding themed party is lame!
-You were supposed to...
348
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,751
Shut it!
349
00:16:04,375 --> 00:16:05,745
Brotherhood of the Bros!
350
00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:07,634
Upstairs meeting
in the bathroom now!
351
00:16:07,709 --> 00:16:08,999
Come on!
352
00:16:09,083 --> 00:16:11,793
Okay, so this pizza guy...
he's tearing us apart.
353
00:16:11,875 --> 00:16:15,495
Not to mention what he did
to this poor, innocent toilet!
354
00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:17,133
Why can't you
just tell the truth?
355
00:16:17,208 --> 00:16:19,708
I'm not the only one
here not telling the truth!
356
00:16:19,792 --> 00:16:20,882
Exactly.
357
00:16:20,959 --> 00:16:22,669
But now, we're all gonna
have to tell the truth.
358
00:16:22,750 --> 00:16:24,960
Every lie we've ever
told each other.
359
00:16:25,041 --> 00:16:27,791
That way, the pizza guy
has nothing on us.
360
00:16:27,875 --> 00:16:31,995
Brotherhood of the Bros...
let's spill our guts.
361
00:16:35,166 --> 00:16:38,126
Fish, I re-gifted the bread maker
you gave me for Christmas.
362
00:16:38,208 --> 00:16:40,578
I'm the one who filled your toothpaste
with mayonnaise.
363
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:44,287
Kirby, I re-gifted the bread maker
you gave me for Christmas.
364
00:16:44,375 --> 00:16:47,705
Fish, I told you I lost those jeans
you let me borrow, but I lied.
365
00:16:47,792 --> 00:16:49,252
I wear them to bed as pajamas.
366
00:16:49,333 --> 00:16:52,463
For the first six months I knew you,
I thought your name was Curvy.
367
00:16:52,542 --> 00:16:53,792
I don't care for that shirt.
368
00:16:53,875 --> 00:16:57,325
I dreamed I was a lobster,
but I was wearing sneakers.
369
00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:58,747
What?
370
00:16:58,834 --> 00:17:00,004
Anybody else?
371
00:17:02,125 --> 00:17:03,575
This clogged toilet right here?
372
00:17:03,667 --> 00:17:05,577
It wasn't the pizza guy.
373
00:17:05,667 --> 00:17:06,877
It was me.
374
00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:08,249
(Both)
We know.
375
00:17:08,333 --> 00:17:09,833
Come on.
376
00:17:11,208 --> 00:17:13,038
Dawn, can I help
you find something?
377
00:17:13,125 --> 00:17:15,245
Oh, what?
Oh, no. I was just...
378
00:17:15,333 --> 00:17:16,293
I'm Dawn!
379
00:17:16,375 --> 00:17:17,495
I'm so pretty!
380
00:17:17,583 --> 00:17:19,633
Look at me
and my cool purse!
381
00:17:19,709 --> 00:17:21,669
Hey, keep that away
from the cupcakes!
382
00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:25,210
-Hey, bestie, can I have my bag?
-No!
383
00:17:25,291 --> 00:17:27,751
♪ Booty zoo,booty zoo, booty zoo ♪
384
00:17:27,834 --> 00:17:29,504
Hey, Dawn, like my dance?
385
00:17:29,583 --> 00:17:32,503
-♪ Booty zoo, booty zoo ♪
-I need my bag, honey.
386
00:17:32,583 --> 00:17:33,753
No!
387
00:17:35,458 --> 00:17:36,458
Oh...
388
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:49,630
Well, thank you
for the jacket, Rebecca!
389
00:17:49,709 --> 00:17:52,209
I will... I'll see you at the Cape!
390
00:17:53,959 --> 00:17:55,379
(door opening)
391
00:17:56,917 --> 00:17:58,457
I've been waiting for you!
392
00:17:58,542 --> 00:18:00,712
Are you ready for another question?
393
00:18:00,792 --> 00:18:03,292
I have one for you, Kirb.
394
00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:04,875
It's over, Pizza Guy.
395
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,750
We spilled every secret we have.
396
00:18:06,834 --> 00:18:08,424
You got nothing on us.
397
00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:10,040
Oh...
398
00:18:10,125 --> 00:18:11,915
Well, then I guess
me and my friends are just
399
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,920
gonna have to trash
your house so bad
400
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,540
your parents will never
leave you alone again.
401
00:18:16,625 --> 00:18:18,375
(knocking)
402
00:18:18,458 --> 00:18:20,828
We need to stop
those pizza guys.
403
00:18:22,834 --> 00:18:25,134
In order to save
the Brotherhood of the Bros,
404
00:18:25,208 --> 00:18:27,628
we need to start
breaking some rules.
405
00:18:27,709 --> 00:18:29,289
But what if your dad finds out?
406
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:31,535
(overlapping maniacal laughter)
407
00:18:31,625 --> 00:18:33,915
(Both)
Let's break some rules!
408
00:18:35,166 --> 00:18:36,416
Finally!
409
00:18:37,792 --> 00:18:38,922
(clucks)
410
00:18:42,750 --> 00:18:44,830
(both screaming)
411
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,210
(laughing)
412
00:18:50,375 --> 00:18:51,915
(clattering)
413
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,380
Eli, the kitchen!
414
00:18:56,583 --> 00:18:57,963
Clean up on aisle you!
415
00:18:59,125 --> 00:19:00,825
(yelps, groans)
416
00:19:00,917 --> 00:19:03,537
Say hello to
my dad's little friends.
417
00:19:05,625 --> 00:19:06,915
Sick him, Ian!
418
00:19:09,208 --> 00:19:10,328
(maniacal laughter)
419
00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:11,537
(screaming)
420
00:19:13,333 --> 00:19:14,883
There's too many of them!
421
00:19:14,959 --> 00:19:16,959
You know, you really
should've tipped me, Kirb.
422
00:19:17,041 --> 00:19:20,421
How else am I supposed to know
that you appreciated my service?
423
00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:22,380
And to think,
all of this unpleasantness
424
00:19:22,458 --> 00:19:25,128
could have been avoided
for a meager $10.
425
00:19:25,208 --> 00:19:26,708
Wait... $10?
426
00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:28,332
That's how much
you expect for a tip?
427
00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:29,827
It's appropriate!
428
00:19:31,166 --> 00:19:34,626
Now if you don't mind,
I'll just take back control of that drone.
429
00:19:39,542 --> 00:19:41,382
(Fish and Wayne)
(grunting)
430
00:19:43,542 --> 00:19:45,922
Nobody takes control
of this drone but me.
431
00:19:48,750 --> 00:19:51,750
Ugh! Gross! That's disgusting!
432
00:19:51,834 --> 00:19:53,044
Wait a minute...
433
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:55,455
that's your secret, isn't it?
434
00:19:55,542 --> 00:19:57,042
You don't like pizza!
435
00:19:58,208 --> 00:20:00,248
What are you talking about?
That's ridiculous.
436
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:02,503
So, you wouldn't mind
taking a bite.
437
00:20:02,583 --> 00:20:03,923
Well, why would I?
438
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:04,880
I had a late lunch,
439
00:20:04,959 --> 00:20:06,789
and I'm going swimming
right after this.
440
00:20:06,875 --> 00:20:08,165
Taste it.
441
00:20:11,125 --> 00:20:12,745
Get that away from me!
Okay, so what?
442
00:20:12,834 --> 00:20:15,214
I'm a pizza guy who hates pizza.
Sue me.
443
00:20:15,291 --> 00:20:16,791
You're a disgrace.
444
00:20:16,875 --> 00:20:18,495
You might deliver pizzas, Wayne,
445
00:20:18,583 --> 00:20:21,133
but you will never be a pizza guy.
446
00:20:21,208 --> 00:20:23,208
We're sorry about all this.
447
00:20:23,291 --> 00:20:25,041
We'll help clean up.
448
00:20:26,417 --> 00:20:28,247
You guys are the worst!
449
00:20:28,333 --> 00:20:30,133
I really do have to go swimming!
450
00:20:30,208 --> 00:20:32,628
I wouldn't have tipped him either.
451
00:20:32,709 --> 00:20:34,919
Huh, look at that.
452
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:38,290
I had ten whole dollars
in my pocket the whole time.
453
00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:40,245
Life is pretty funny.
454
00:20:43,875 --> 00:20:45,325
One drone back in place.
455
00:20:45,417 --> 00:20:47,037
Check!
456
00:20:47,125 --> 00:20:49,455
Wait! There's been a mistake!
457
00:20:49,542 --> 00:20:51,292
I'm not an ant!
458
00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:53,665
-(keys jingling)
-Here they come! Hide!
459
00:20:54,625 --> 00:20:56,375
Hi, Ian.
460
00:20:58,709 --> 00:21:00,169
Busted, losers!
461
00:21:02,458 --> 00:21:05,578
Huh. Someone proved you wrong.
462
00:21:06,709 --> 00:21:08,079
Did someone touch my drone?
463
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,420
Nah, I'm being crazy.
464
00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:13,920
Still too hopped up
from those awesome
465
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,920
mean waiters
at the restaurant.
466
00:21:17,458 --> 00:21:18,958
-(gasps)
-(dramatic music playing)
467
00:21:20,375 --> 00:21:22,665
My Cheese Tibbies!
468
00:21:24,667 --> 00:21:27,037
No, no, no, no, no!
469
00:21:27,125 --> 00:21:28,745
Thanks, Dawn. Thanks a lot.
470
00:21:28,834 --> 00:21:30,674
Kirby, why can't
she be more like you?
471
00:21:33,291 --> 00:21:34,831
"A" only marker.
472
00:21:36,417 --> 00:21:38,457
-Let's break some...
-Let's start breaking some rule.
473
00:21:40,875 --> 00:21:42,495
(Both)
Murderer!
474
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,830
♪ We're tight, we'll neverget in a fight ♪
475
00:21:52,208 --> 00:21:53,748
-(whirring)
-Whoo!
476
00:21:53,834 --> 00:21:56,674
-(laughter)
-(Man) Cut!
477
00:21:58,250 --> 00:22:00,210
(mimics karate shout)
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