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[faint mid-tempo beat
playing over headphones]
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♪ I'm good♪
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♪ Everybody know my name,
got money, got fame♪
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♪ Trying to get paid, I'm good♪
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♪ Mm, mm♪
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♪ I'm good♪
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[mumbling]:
♪ ...something good...♪
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[pills rattle]
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[phone chimes]
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That's what's up.
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[indistinct chatter]
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MAN:
What else is going on?
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How's Davionte doing?
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Oh, you know--
Gata's still Gata.
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-Mm.
-Did I see your wife
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at the fundraiser last Saturday?
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-Um...
-What y'all got going on here?
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-Hey.
-Hey, baby. You remember Mr. Santos?
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Aw, man, it's been so long, he
probably don't remember me, huh?
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-STACE: He's Kev-Kev's uncle.
-Oh, my bad. How you doing?
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I'm good, I'm good.
On that notary grind today.
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-Happy to help Moms out.
-It look like the Feds about to crack it,
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like you're about to put a wire
on my mom or something.
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-We good, or what?
-[laughing]
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Nah, nah. We're adding your
sister's name to the mortgage.
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-Nothing serious like that.
-Why you doin' that?
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This is no big deal-- just
in case something happens to me.
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This way, all of us,
legally, will be good,
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-that's all.
-But you know I'm older than her, right?
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Why you putting her name on it?
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Well...
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when it comes to things
like the house, we just want
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-to make sure that...
-You think I'm unstable, crazy or something?
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No, baby, I didn't say that.
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But there's a certain level
of-of-of financial stability...
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You ain't got no job, bro.
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A job? I don't need a job.
I'm trying to get a career.
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I'm pursuing a career,
my actual dream.
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Just 'cause you a little office
manager, that don't mean shit.
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Matter of fact, I ain't
gonna be here anyway, man.
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Now, why do you have to take
everything so personally?
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Man, I personally don't give
a fuck how y'all feel about me.
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Y'all discussing
family business without me.
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LD album drops today.
I'm-a blow the fuck up, man.
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-Fuck what y'all talkin' about.
-Davionte!
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-Davionte!
-I've been waiting on this moment my whole life.
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-Dave.
-Davionte! -Don't be calling me
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-to help you
with the mortgage and all that. -Dave! Dave!
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♪
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I don't know how much longer
I can be up here.
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I should have been the "I."
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Chuck, you okay?
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No, I'm not okay.
This is horrible.
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I'm so wind-burnt.
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The sun is eviscerating me
'cause of the Accutane.
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We really should have put
your name on the billboard.
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Why? You have me.
You don't need my fuckin' name.
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Chuck, it says Penith,
no one knows...
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-I know, but you have my phys...
-It looks like a new Apple product,
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like a new release of something.
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Is anybody
paying attention at all?
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-No. Not even a little bit,
really, but... -No. No.
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So, like, so generate buzz.
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Chuck, you're so high up.
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Y'all giving out
those Obama phones?
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-What?
-The free phones.
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Oh. No, we're not, but we did...
we did vote for him.
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Okay, thank you.
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Did she like it? What'd she say?
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-She liked it. She loves the ad.
-She loved it.
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Fuck yeah!
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-Penith!Out now!
-MIKE: Nice!
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Stream Penith!
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It sounds like you're saying,
"Scream penis." Don't say that.
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Hey, Chuck, you got to start
doing something, like rap.
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You got to get
everyone's attention.
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Yeah, rap a little bit, Dave.
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Uh...
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♪ I gotta flex, I'm the best,
now I'm being direct♪
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♪ I'm unimpressed
by these rappers that I see♪
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♪ In the press,
I'm kinda vexed by the trash♪
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♪ Like I'm cleaning a mess,
they as real♪
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♪ When they rap
as a Chia's a pet♪
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♪ Their new stocks plummet,
men's leg hair, they don't...♪
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-[phone chimes]
-Hey. -What?
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Ariana Grande just dropped
a surprise album.
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[Dave continues rapping
indistinctly]
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DAVE:
How was it?
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-Good.
-Did you guys just feel a raindrop?
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-[indistinct radio chatter]
-BENNY: Chuck, I can't believe
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it's actually hailing in L.A.
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Looks like you brought on
the bubonic plague.
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Gata, right?
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-What's up, bro?
-[chuckles]: Hey.
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You know, just fuckin' chillin'
really at the end of the day.
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-You got the money,
or what, bro? -Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Uh, I fuckin'
love Penith, dude.
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Hey, is it true that LD wrote
the outro with pink eye?
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Bro, you know
this is only $250, right?
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I told you $300.
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Oh, really? No, no, no,
it's all there, man.
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You short, bro. This $250.
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-Oh, okay, okay. Okay, uh...
-I said $300.
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[chuckles]:
Actually, if you got another,
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I mean,
I'll give you another $250
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if I could get one for my girl.
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[sighs]
All right, dawg.
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You gotta follow me on IG
for this shit.
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Oh, dude, on God,
on God I will.
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Dude, I mean, maybe,
like, follow back, maybe?
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Ha-ha! Get that...
that LD follow.
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Wait, wait, wait,
this says "friends and family."
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Is that VIP?
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Man, this shit better
than VIP, bro.
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Come on, stop trippin'.
You in the section.
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You family now, dawg.
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Oh-ho! Fuck yeah, dude!
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I just got fuckin' GOATed!
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Hey, man, like, but, like,
when I get there, do I just...
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-Do I just go in...
-Man, you're asking way too many questions.
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I ain't even
been there yet, bro.
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-Just use your common sense.
-Oh.
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Gander up, show the wristband.
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You band up, you're good.
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Bet, bet, bet, bet.
I'll PIBE, man.
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-[Gata scoffs]
-Hey, I love this car, though.
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I had the same one
when I was in, uh, high school.
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Uh, unexpectedly lit
sound system, right?
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-Especially for the time.
-[door closes]
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Okay, okay, yeah, I'll see you
at the album release party!
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-Fam! Gata, bye.
-[engine starts]
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[sighs]
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[sighs]
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That's enough. Stop.
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I waited my whole career to see
what Pitchfork would give me.
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Yeah, it's bad, it...
But...
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No, I wish it was bad.
It's literally nothing.
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They didn't review it.
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I'm not even, like,
a legitimate artist
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-to, like, the media.
-We have no placement.
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-Apple Music, Spotify...
-It's not on any...
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It's bullshit. I know.
That's why we're here
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to talk to him about it.
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It's, like, I literally
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have been working my entire life
to make a debut album.
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I feel as though
I've made a classic one,
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and no one even knows about it.
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LD, youknow.
Why you trippin', bro?
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Come on, you got to know
you're the GOAT
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before you actually
become the GOAT, dawg.
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Well, it doesn't matter
if no one fucking is listening.
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-MIKE:
Well, they... No, they will. -Hello, hello, hello.
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Hey, sorry we're
a little bit late.
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Have we met? I'm Ryan.
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I'm with Urban
Marketing Division here.
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Ryan, uh, where's Tessa?
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She couldn't make it.
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But we talked.
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-I'm fully caught up to speed.
-I don't understand.
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It's-it's my album release week.
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And on that note...
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[clapping]
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Do you have any idea
how hard it is to get
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a number one
on your first album?
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Number one?
What do you mean?
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Did the Billboard charts
come out?
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Number one comedy album
in the country.
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Fuck you, Anthony Jeselnik!
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DAVE:
Comedy? I don't even...
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That... What am I on the actual
Billboard top 100 chart?
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Ninety-one.
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Top 100 debut.
You did that!
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-[others clapping]
-Ninety-one.
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Top 100 in the world, LD?
You charting like that, bro?
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-That's nuts.
-Country.
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Still nuts. Hundo P.
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Okay, you should all
be ashamed of yourselves.
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I don't...
I have no idea why people
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are, like, celebrating
such mediocrity.
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RYAN:
Okay, it was-it was a little more crowded weekend
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-than anybody
could have imagined, but... -Ninety-one?
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we're just
getting started, okay?
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You know, there's a lot
of traction around Delaware.
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So I want to understand
exactly what's going on there.
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Delaware. We're pumping out
Delaware stats now?
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-It's huge over there.
-I don't care about Delaware. [stammering]
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MIKE:
All I'm hearing is a bunch of nonsense.
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I'm not seeing anything, Ryan.
You've done nothing
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as far as marketing
or promotion at all.
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Like, what are you talk...
I'm, like, I'm on my billboards
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getting, like, wind-raped.
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-What are you doing?
-Don't forget about your album release party tonight.
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-Yeah.
-Now, that could generate a lot of buzz,
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and we are gonna be all
over that, you can believe me.
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A lot of buzz? Ryan,
are you a computer or a guy?
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I-I... What are you saying?
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Do you know what
an album release party even is?
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There's no buzz.
There's no journalists
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-typing about it.
-DAVE: It's, like, people, like,
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going to a bar and,
like, having drinks
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while, like, music plays.
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Well... it might be a good idea
for you, Dave,
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to invite some
of your celebrity friends.
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-Maybe they could come,
they could post about it. -Oh, my God.
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-Right?
-DAVE: That sounds like a plan.
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Yeah, I'll just reach out
to my most valued contacts
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and be like, "Hey, everybody,
could you do the biggest favor
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"I'll ever ask of you
and come see me
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at my worst and low point?"
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I'm humiliated right now.
I'm not being seen.
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Fuck that.
No album release party.
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-We are canceling that...
-How you gonna cancel that, bro?
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Come on, man, you've
been prepping for this album
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-for your whole life.
Be grateful, be thankful, bro. -Gata...
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-You got something
to celebrate, bro. -Gata, stop!
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Please? I'm not going
to the fucking party.
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-No way. Stop. Cancel it.
-MIKE: Okay,
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unlike our friend Gata here,
who is a prodigy
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at finding success in failure,
all I'm seeing out of you
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is failure that
you've labeled as success.
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RYAN:
I can assure you that we are going to do everything
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in our power to make sure
that you guys are happy...
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But we're not happy.
And on top of that,
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I hope to God you have
some trick up your sleeve
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-for our VMA performance,
'cause that's a big deal to us. -DAVE: Yeah.
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The VMAs are
the Super Bowl of Penith.
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-Mm.
-Maybe it's a visual album,
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and that's why this isn't, like,
really registering with people,
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but, like, this is everything,
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-this performance.
-Guys, listen,
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we're very excited
about the VMAs, too.
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But, as you know,
the industry is still reacting
233
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to the ripple effects of Ariana.
234
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And we-we just found out
235
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that she wants to perform
at the VMAs now, too.
236
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So, unfortunately,
four minutes of the show
237
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need to be taken from elsewhere
in order to make...
238
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-make room for her set.
-MIKE: What does that have to do with us?
239
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They're gonna cut down
your act, uh...
240
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-Cut my act down? Cut my...
By how-by how much time? -Why?
241
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-Well...
-I've been rehearsing
242
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-for fuckin' weeks.
-We don't know the exact number.
243
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We got that on an email chain.
244
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We're gonna find that out
as soon as we can.
245
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[stammers]
Consult the chain and say,
246
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"Hey, how long's his act,
'cause he's got to perform it
247
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-at the end of the week."
-Yeah, it's just a little late,
248
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uh, tonight.
249
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[sighs]
Okay.
250
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I want everybody
in this room to know
251
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that I feel
very alone right now.
252
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Dave...
253
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[exhales]
254
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Gata, let's go.
255
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[scoffs softly]
256
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[playing gentle intro]
257
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♪ I joke a lot, I know♪
258
00:10:12,699 --> 00:10:16,616
♪ The voice inside of me
is 12 years old♪
259
00:10:16,659 --> 00:10:19,793
♪ Yeah, I need guidance,
I just turned 30♪
260
00:10:19,836 --> 00:10:22,012
♪ And I'm still freestyling♪
261
00:10:22,056 --> 00:10:25,668
♪ So this is
how YOLO beats doubt♪
262
00:10:25,712 --> 00:10:27,496
♪ And hope breeds vows♪
263
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♪ I won't be proud
till I'm crowned♪
264
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-[grunting, moaning]
-♪ You holding me down ♪
265
00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:34,546
♪ Or are you holding me down?♪
266
00:10:34,590 --> 00:10:38,681
♪ Will I break out
or will I break down?♪
267
00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:41,162
♪ I'm calling my shot, aw♪
268
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♪ This is my plot, aw♪
269
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♪ Just let me be not wrong♪
270
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♪ Everything is
right in front of me♪
271
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♪ So I don't see
what's right in front of me♪
272
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♪ I'm only seeing
what it's gonna be♪
273
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[yells]
274
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[choir vocalizing angelically]
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♪
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♪
277
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[exclaiming, grunting]
278
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♪
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♪
280
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[music intensifies]
281
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♪
282
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♪ Bring the sheep to the man♪
283
00:11:47,315 --> 00:11:49,665
♪ I do everything I can♪
284
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,406
-♪ Got a million on the Gram♪
-♪ Hey♪
285
00:11:51,449 --> 00:11:53,103
♪ Follow me
or you'll be damned♪
286
00:11:53,147 --> 00:11:54,801
♪ North-side, East-side,
Jesus Christ♪
287
00:11:54,844 --> 00:11:56,541
♪ Way, way, way, way,
way up in this bitch♪
288
00:11:56,585 --> 00:11:58,718
♪ Count the days,
it's almost here♪
289
00:11:58,761 --> 00:12:00,720
-♪ Talking cray,
but you convinced♪ -♪ Wait♪
290
00:12:00,763 --> 00:12:02,591
♪ Heaven-sent, I am nothing
like the present men♪
291
00:12:02,634 --> 00:12:04,549
♪ Wasn't fuckin'
with the president♪
292
00:12:04,593 --> 00:12:06,421
♪ This world got way too
sensitive, it's so evident♪
293
00:12:06,464 --> 00:12:08,162
♪ We let the devil in,
I'm not a reverend♪
294
00:12:08,205 --> 00:12:09,772
♪ I'm irreverent,
but still I'm colder♪
295
00:12:09,816 --> 00:12:11,556
♪ Than The Revenant,
I'll put the effort in♪
296
00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,384
♪ To be a better man,
let him in♪
297
00:12:13,428 --> 00:12:15,256
♪ Hey, I been walking
around the town♪
298
00:12:15,299 --> 00:12:16,953
♪ Talking what I'm 'bout,
walking all around♪
299
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♪ Drawing all the crowds,
garnering the clout♪
300
00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:20,652
♪ Callin' all 'em out,
following devout♪
301
00:12:20,696 --> 00:12:22,654
♪ Volleying the doubt,
swallowing it down♪
302
00:12:22,698 --> 00:12:24,352
♪ Hollering it loud,
they know not what they do♪
303
00:12:24,395 --> 00:12:26,136
♪ They trying to box in
the Jew?♪
304
00:12:26,180 --> 00:12:27,964
♪ PG with the crack,
had to come back♪
305
00:12:28,008 --> 00:12:29,923
♪ Got a lil' bread, took that,
made a lot more bread♪
306
00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:31,794
♪ Now the gang getting fed,
bring a lunch bag♪
307
00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:33,665
♪ All of my plans
started popping in advance♪
308
00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:35,493
♪ All the seeds turned
to plants, full circle♪
309
00:12:35,537 --> 00:12:37,495
♪ Like a hubcap,
you can hear the chants♪
310
00:12:37,539 --> 00:12:39,584
♪ Everybody had a chance,
everybody trying to dance♪
311
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♪ When I pull up with the jams,
everybody going ham young man♪
312
00:12:41,499 --> 00:12:43,284
♪ Got a plan,
they don't even understand♪
313
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♪ Stand, stand, stand,
stand, stand...♪
314
00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:46,200
-[piano playing]
-[voice chanting indistinctly]
315
00:12:51,161 --> 00:12:54,556
♪ I don't eat fruit♪
316
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♪ Or vegetables♪
317
00:12:57,733 --> 00:12:59,866
♪ I eat the pussy♪
318
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♪ And other stuff♪
319
00:13:02,564 --> 00:13:04,305
-♪ Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!♪
-♪ I don't eat fruit♪
320
00:13:04,348 --> 00:13:06,089
-♪ No♪
-♪ Or vegetables♪
321
00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:07,308
-♪ No fruits or vegetables♪
-♪ No, no♪
322
00:13:07,351 --> 00:13:09,092
♪ Or vegetables♪
323
00:13:09,136 --> 00:13:11,225
-♪ No fruits or vegetables♪
-♪ No, no♪
324
00:13:11,268 --> 00:13:13,531
♪ Who the fuck are you to tell
me what I can or can't do?♪
325
00:13:13,575 --> 00:13:15,882
♪ I would eat your mama's pussy,
but I won't eat no fruit♪
326
00:13:15,925 --> 00:13:19,146
♪ No fruits or vegetables,
no fruits or vegetables♪
327
00:13:19,189 --> 00:13:22,192
♪ I am a professional
at soaking grown-up genitals♪
328
00:13:22,236 --> 00:13:23,890
♪ Women look at me
and know for sure♪
329
00:13:23,933 --> 00:13:26,849
♪ They heterosexual,
they book me at the festivals♪
330
00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:28,851
♪ The crowd's been going
testicles♪
331
00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:30,853
-[record scratches]
-[gasps]
332
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-[music stops]
-[gasping]
333
00:13:34,161 --> 00:13:36,511
[music resumes
with booming percussion]
334
00:13:36,554 --> 00:13:38,905
♪ That's a joke,
that's a joke!♪
335
00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:42,952
-♪ Hello♪
-♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha, they getting roast♪
336
00:13:42,996 --> 00:13:44,388
♪ Ha, ha, ha, that's a joke♪
337
00:13:44,432 --> 00:13:45,868
♪ That's a joke, ha, ha♪
338
00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:47,043
♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha♪
339
00:13:47,087 --> 00:13:48,175
♪ What a joke♪
340
00:13:48,218 --> 00:13:49,916
♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha♪
341
00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:53,223
[ethereal music plays]
342
00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:02,189
♪
343
00:14:06,628 --> 00:14:08,151
[music distorting]
344
00:14:08,195 --> 00:14:10,545
[triumphant melody plays]
345
00:14:10,588 --> 00:14:12,764
[amplified]:
Ladies and gentlemen,
346
00:14:12,808 --> 00:14:16,333
I'd like to introduce you
to a very special friend,
347
00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:18,814
the urologist Dr. Mecklebaum,
348
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:22,339
who will go through my body
to show you my disorder.
349
00:14:22,383 --> 00:14:25,908
I've had surgery as a baby.
350
00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:27,344
But I am not alone.
351
00:14:27,388 --> 00:14:30,913
Everyone you see on stage
has hypospadias!
352
00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:32,567
This...
353
00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:34,612
is the Penith!
354
00:14:35,831 --> 00:14:37,485
♪ No, no,
I'll never stop rapping♪
355
00:14:37,528 --> 00:14:39,487
♪ Everything I say I want
happens♪
356
00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:41,489
♪ I'm-a get it, 'cause you know
I gotta have it♪
357
00:14:41,532 --> 00:14:43,491
♪ I don't need to run it up,
I'll quarterback it♪
358
00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:45,319
♪ I'm a corner pocket type
of muthafucka with the 8-ball♪
359
00:14:45,362 --> 00:14:46,973
♪ Going in the muthafuckin'
hole, dawg♪
360
00:14:47,016 --> 00:14:48,931
♪ Like it's game time,
got this Lil Dicky♪
361
00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:50,715
♪ Getting scrutinized,
I'm a big dog, woof!♪
362
00:14:50,759 --> 00:14:52,413
♪ Bark at a critic,
I got real heart♪
363
00:14:52,456 --> 00:14:54,328
♪ Just admit it,
I can't be stopped♪
364
00:14:54,371 --> 00:14:56,156
♪ Who you kidding, I know
you thought I was different♪
365
00:14:56,199 --> 00:14:57,722
♪ I know♪
366
00:14:57,766 --> 00:14:59,637
♪ I be like,
no more overthinking♪
367
00:14:59,681 --> 00:15:01,030
♪ I can't even hold on,
'cause I'm sinking♪
368
00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:02,771
♪ I can't even...♪
369
00:15:02,814 --> 00:15:04,468
[exhales]:
Ah...
370
00:15:04,512 --> 00:15:06,470
-[bell rings, music stops]
-Okay, at this point,
371
00:15:06,514 --> 00:15:08,908
you would simulate
some sort of surgery
372
00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:10,300
or operation or something.
373
00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:11,954
We should talk
about what you need,
374
00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:13,303
from a tool perspective,
375
00:15:13,347 --> 00:15:14,739
to, like, actually
sell this whole thing.
376
00:15:14,783 --> 00:15:15,958
Well, I mean,
normally I'd just...
377
00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:17,220
I'd just use a scalpel.
378
00:15:17,264 --> 00:15:20,702
Mm. So kind of unimpressive,
visually.
379
00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:22,878
Do you have anything bigger?
You got to realize
380
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,924
you're kind of at the juncture
of medicine and stagecraft.
381
00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:27,404
-Oh. Okay.
-So it's, like, do you have a bone saw?
382
00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:28,623
-Or... Different rules apply.
-Oh.
383
00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:29,885
How long was this?
384
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,018
-MIKE: Still too long.
-ELZ: Way too long.
385
00:15:32,061 --> 00:15:34,237
You guys making changes? I gotta
know if you're gonna do that.
386
00:15:34,281 --> 00:15:35,978
-There are gonna be
some changes. -DAVE: No, there's not.
387
00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:37,501
I will email you all of them.
Yes, there will be, Dave.
388
00:15:37,545 --> 00:15:38,981
I don't think
we're making any changes.
389
00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:40,548
We have to.
I'll let you know, Taz.
390
00:15:40,591 --> 00:15:42,506
-I don't think there's... Why?
-There will be. Because.
391
00:15:42,550 --> 00:15:44,160
What do you mean?
'Cause it's so far over.
392
00:15:44,204 --> 00:15:45,596
It's the best thing ever.
I'm not changing it.
393
00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:47,424
That's not gonna matter to them.
They're gonna
394
00:15:47,468 --> 00:15:49,035
pull you off stage. I mean,
they're gonna kill the show.
395
00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:50,993
-Big-time, okay?
-Whew! Look,
396
00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:52,995
-I don't think I can cut...
-Bro, what if they pull him off stage,
397
00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:55,128
like, crazy, like, by the neck,
like, choke him out, and, like,
398
00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:57,391
-the whole thing, like,
some security guard shit, dawg. -[Mike laughing]
399
00:15:57,434 --> 00:16:00,437
-Just yank him off while he's...
-What if they can't?
400
00:16:00,481 --> 00:16:02,483
What if they can't? What do
you mean, what if they can't?
401
00:16:02,526 --> 00:16:03,875
What if they
can't pull me off stage
402
00:16:03,919 --> 00:16:06,530
because I'm actually
getting a surgery?
403
00:16:06,574 --> 00:16:08,054
You know?
404
00:16:08,097 --> 00:16:10,317
Like, we do it for real.
405
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,623
-Uh...
-Like, what's MTV gonna do?
406
00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:14,277
They're not gonna
pull a guy off stage
407
00:16:14,321 --> 00:16:15,887
if he's getting
his fuckin' dick sliced open,
408
00:16:15,931 --> 00:16:17,889
if he's under the knife,
there's no way. They're not...
409
00:16:17,933 --> 00:16:20,283
-It's, like, liabil...
it's, like... -MIKE: I mean...
410
00:16:20,327 --> 00:16:21,981
Mal... function. It's, like,
you know, they can't.
411
00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:24,722
And I know you're gonna
give me 500 reasons
412
00:16:24,766 --> 00:16:28,030
-why this is not feasible...
-This is the greatest fuckin' idea you've ever had.
413
00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:30,293
-You like it? It is.
-This is genius.
414
00:16:30,337 --> 00:16:32,165
-It's a genius idea.
-This'll make so many headlines. This'll be huge.
415
00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:34,036
Every publication in the world
would cover something like that.
416
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,298
-MIKE: So many people
would pick it up. -I'm sorry,
417
00:16:35,342 --> 00:16:36,604
just so we're on the same page.
418
00:16:36,647 --> 00:16:38,736
What surgery
are we discussing here?
419
00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:40,521
My second pee-hole.
Let's clog it up,
420
00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:42,218
-so I'm no longer pissing
on myself every day. -I mean,
421
00:16:42,262 --> 00:16:44,394
-sterility,
you want to sterilize... -Sterility? All right.
422
00:16:44,438 --> 00:16:46,440
Sterilize it, add sterile,
add sterility.
423
00:16:46,483 --> 00:16:48,224
What do you mean? It's so easy.
Isn't it, like,
424
00:16:48,268 --> 00:16:51,010
-a noninvasive procedure?
-Yeah. I mean, relatively speaking,
425
00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:52,533
it's a simple skin graft.
426
00:16:52,576 --> 00:16:53,969
-We just have to...
-Skin graft!
427
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,623
-MIKE: Perfect.
-Do I even need to go under?
428
00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:57,538
Theoretically, no, no.
You'd...
429
00:16:57,581 --> 00:17:00,323
So I'm conscious. I could rap.
I could probably rap.
430
00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:02,064
100%.
Doc, you have to do this.
431
00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:03,109
You get some guy
over there to, like,
432
00:17:03,152 --> 00:17:04,501
apply anesthesia or whatever.
433
00:17:04,545 --> 00:17:07,156
No, no. That's-that's John.
John's a dancer.
434
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,245
-Rub cream. It's...
-No, he can't. Yeah, but he can't, Dave.
435
00:17:09,289 --> 00:17:11,639
-We got to get real nurses.
-Well, I'd like it to be somewhat numb.
436
00:17:11,682 --> 00:17:14,729
-MIKE: Are you non-union?
-Man, this is way sicker than an album release party, right?
437
00:17:14,772 --> 00:17:16,470
-Fuck yeah! Hell yeah!
-Hell yeah, man!
438
00:17:16,513 --> 00:17:18,298
Man, I always got
this saying, man:
439
00:17:18,341 --> 00:17:19,603
You can't be a priest
with no arms,
440
00:17:19,647 --> 00:17:20,952
but you can
get some pussy, though.
441
00:17:20,996 --> 00:17:22,432
Dude, that's true, dude.
442
00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:24,043
Are you-are you not
performing with him, though?
443
00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:26,567
Because I've seen you on stage
every time I've seen him.
444
00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:28,264
Yeah, but this ain't
no festival, bro.
445
00:17:28,308 --> 00:17:29,657
This is big-tier, top shit,
man, this some
446
00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:31,267
awards show shit--
they got to be, like,
447
00:17:31,311 --> 00:17:32,921
-artistically symmetrical
and shit. -Yeah.
448
00:17:32,964 --> 00:17:35,010
But y'all want
to go meet him, though?
449
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,186
-Yeah!
-Yeah, dude!
450
00:17:37,230 --> 00:17:39,101
Look, obviously,
we got a lot to figure out.
451
00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:41,016
You make a list
of exactly what you need
452
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,757
-to pull something
like this off in time. -Hey, Dave, you think
453
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:45,499
you could take a picture
with my friends real quick, bro?
454
00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:47,631
Who-who... who are these people?
455
00:17:47,675 --> 00:17:49,024
GATA:
They're the homeys.
456
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,026
Gata, in what world
is this the type of thing
457
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,462
you'd bring friends to?
458
00:17:52,506 --> 00:17:54,812
Anybody who does not need
to be here, leave. Bye.
459
00:17:54,856 --> 00:17:55,987
Sorry.
460
00:17:56,031 --> 00:17:58,120
Insurance--
where are we at with that?
461
00:17:58,164 --> 00:17:59,469
Because if they cover this...
462
00:17:59,513 --> 00:18:01,080
-Get me that list.
-Okay.
463
00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:03,299
-Give me a couple seconds
just to... -Process it.
464
00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:06,128
-I understand. Take your time.
Make that list. -Thanks.
465
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:08,174
Look, I think he's gonna do it,
'cause we have the history.
466
00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:11,090
If he doesn't, so many doctors
would do it-- it's L.A.
467
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:13,222
-He's very replaceable.
-Exactly. I-I need something
468
00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:15,920
to really fuckin' explode here,
because this is my last chance
469
00:18:15,964 --> 00:18:17,922
to prove that
I am who I thought I was.
470
00:18:17,966 --> 00:18:20,925
-Yeah.
-You have 30 chances to prove this on tour.
471
00:18:20,969 --> 00:18:23,145
-I don't understand.
-No, I won't have 30 chances, because my tour's
472
00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:24,929
already being cut down
and downsized,
473
00:18:24,973 --> 00:18:26,844
and it went from, like, what I
thought was, like, arenas to...
474
00:18:26,888 --> 00:18:29,151
playing, like, local
fuckin' 300-cap-room bars
475
00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:32,676
and the Mass Insemination tour
doesn't even have mass anymore.
476
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:34,330
We'll see
how the ticket sales go
477
00:18:34,374 --> 00:18:36,376
after we put on
the greatest musical performance
478
00:18:36,419 --> 00:18:37,942
in history this week, huh?
479
00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:39,857
This is the type of fuckin'
innovative leadership
480
00:18:39,901 --> 00:18:41,511
-I've been waiting for, baby!
-That's what I'm talking about.
481
00:18:41,555 --> 00:18:43,165
What the fuck, Gata?
He cancels the party
482
00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:45,167
then he kicks us out of this?
I thought you were his boy.
483
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:46,995
-I want my money back.
-Have fun in your shitty fuckin' car.
484
00:18:47,038 --> 00:18:48,736
Whoa.
485
00:18:50,564 --> 00:18:51,782
You just need to choose
the material of the graft.
486
00:18:51,826 --> 00:18:53,610
Is it gonna be your skin
or a cadaver?
487
00:18:53,654 --> 00:18:55,569
-I don't want to use either.
Corpse's dick? -Yes.
488
00:18:55,612 --> 00:18:57,136
-Don't think about it like
it's a corpse. I mean... -FAN: Hey, Lil Dicky!
489
00:18:57,179 --> 00:18:58,789
Fuck you, man!
I paid $300
490
00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:00,574
-to go to your
album release party. -Hey, hey, hey.
491
00:19:00,617 --> 00:19:03,446
That fuckin' hype man Gata
gives me this fuckin' shit?!
492
00:19:03,490 --> 00:19:05,144
Wait, Gata...
The album release party
493
00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:07,276
-was not even open to the
public. What did Gata do? -No...
494
00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:08,799
He sold me
this fuckin' wristband
495
00:19:08,843 --> 00:19:11,193
to go to your
album release party, bro.
496
00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:12,586
I don't know why that happened,
497
00:19:12,629 --> 00:19:14,849
but I am sorry
that it did, okay?
498
00:19:14,892 --> 00:19:16,590
I will do anything
to make it up to you, okay?
499
00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:18,113
-Okay. All right.
-I'm so sorry that
500
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,593
-you've been inconvenienced.
-Chill. No, chill.
501
00:19:19,636 --> 00:19:21,290
-Okay. I'm sorry.
-Tell my ex that, uh,
502
00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:22,944
-she made a big mistake
leaving me. -MIKE: No, no, no.
503
00:19:22,987 --> 00:19:24,815
-You're not gonna take a video.
-Uh... I got it.
504
00:19:24,859 --> 00:19:26,252
-It's okay. It's okay.
-I'm rolling.
505
00:19:26,295 --> 00:19:27,775
All right. Hi.
506
00:19:27,818 --> 00:19:31,082
You shouldn't have left him
for so many reasons.
507
00:19:31,126 --> 00:19:33,215
Uh, he seems to be...
508
00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:35,217
intelligent
509
00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:37,219
and... strong backbone...
510
00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:39,613
That's right.
Fuck you, chip-toothed bitch!
511
00:19:39,656 --> 00:19:42,964
LD thinks you're
a fuckin' pygmy slut! Boom!
512
00:19:43,007 --> 00:19:44,705
[man laughs]
513
00:19:44,748 --> 00:19:46,228
-That is so good.
-[ringtone plays]
514
00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:48,274
Sick, dude.
Hey, we should...
515
00:19:48,317 --> 00:19:49,666
uh, we should smoke...
I feel like
516
00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:51,146
you and I are, like,
the same personality.
517
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,887
-I'm just getting a call...
-Hey, let me...
518
00:19:52,930 --> 00:19:54,323
Hi, Mrs. Ganter.
519
00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:55,977
No. I've been in rehearsal.
520
00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:58,893
I'm sorry,
it's crazy with the VMA thing.
521
00:20:00,373 --> 00:20:01,722
He...
522
00:20:01,765 --> 00:20:03,114
Really?
523
00:20:03,158 --> 00:20:05,029
No, he left a while...
524
00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:08,032
Okay. Wow. All right.
525
00:20:08,816 --> 00:20:10,644
I'll talk to him. I'll...
Yeah. I hear you.
526
00:20:10,687 --> 00:20:12,602
I will talk to him.
Thank you for the heads-up.
527
00:20:12,646 --> 00:20:14,865
You have the worst fans
on planet Earth, hands down.
528
00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:16,476
-We have a situation.
-What?
529
00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:17,868
Gata's mom just called me
530
00:20:17,912 --> 00:20:19,653
and thinks that he's having
a manic episode.
531
00:20:19,696 --> 00:20:22,177
He's ramping up or something,
and he just bought a BMW,
532
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:25,311
-and I don't know,
it's a whole lot. -How could he buy a BMW?
533
00:20:25,354 --> 00:20:27,835
-I lent him some money earlier.
-You lent him some money?
534
00:20:27,878 --> 00:20:29,837
I lent him $8,000.
He needed mon...
535
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:32,274
-he said he needed money.
I don't know. -That's so irresponsible.
536
00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:34,145
-He said he needed money
to get by. -We just talked about this.
537
00:20:34,189 --> 00:20:36,626
Yeah, but we're over budget
already on this show, dude.
538
00:20:36,670 --> 00:20:38,062
Let me... I have to go talk
to him and see, like,
539
00:20:38,106 --> 00:20:40,326
-what the fuck's going on, okay?
-That's fine.
540
00:20:40,369 --> 00:20:42,066
-Text me any info.
-Dave, they're already getting started, so I got to know--
541
00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:44,025
are you gonna use a cadaver
or your skin?
542
00:20:44,068 --> 00:20:46,027
I mean, they said you could use
pig-- if you want to use swine,
543
00:20:46,070 --> 00:20:47,855
-you can.
-I'm a Jew. I'm not using pigskin.
544
00:20:47,898 --> 00:20:49,335
-Like...
-You're not kosher.
545
00:20:49,378 --> 00:20:51,119
Okay.
Text me all the things, okay?
546
00:20:51,162 --> 00:20:52,860
-Color match, color match.
-Okay, but...
547
00:20:52,903 --> 00:20:54,340
-Just text it to me.
-I need...
548
00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:56,124
-I need a picture of your penis.
-Okay.
549
00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:58,561
["It's My House"
by Diana Ross playing]
550
00:21:00,041 --> 00:21:02,478
♪ There's a welcome mat♪
551
00:21:02,522 --> 00:21:03,871
♪ At the door♪
552
00:21:03,914 --> 00:21:05,655
[song continues in distance]
553
00:21:05,699 --> 00:21:07,048
♪ And if you come on in♪
554
00:21:07,091 --> 00:21:10,269
♪ You're gonna get much more♪
555
00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:12,183
♪ There's my chair♪
556
00:21:12,227 --> 00:21:14,229
♪ I put it there♪
557
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:17,276
♪ Everything you see♪
558
00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:19,626
♪ Is with love and care♪
559
00:21:19,669 --> 00:21:21,280
♪ It's my house♪
560
00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:23,673
♪ And I live here♪
561
00:21:23,717 --> 00:21:25,893
♪ I wanna tell you,
it's my house♪
562
00:21:25,936 --> 00:21:28,722
♪ And I live here♪
563
00:21:29,505 --> 00:21:31,072
♪ On the table♪
564
00:21:31,986 --> 00:21:33,857
♪ There sits a rose♪
565
00:21:33,901 --> 00:21:35,729
♪ Books of feeling♪
566
00:21:35,772 --> 00:21:38,819
♪ On the shelf above♪
567
00:21:38,862 --> 00:21:42,736
♪ 'Cause it was built
for love...♪
568
00:21:43,563 --> 00:21:47,610
♪ It was built for love...♪
569
00:21:49,395 --> 00:21:50,526
♪ It's my house♪
570
00:21:50,570 --> 00:21:52,963
♪ And I live here...♪
571
00:21:54,138 --> 00:21:55,314
Hey, man.
572
00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:57,751
-You good?
-Yo, what you doing here, bro?
573
00:21:57,794 --> 00:22:00,623
-Want to sit down and relax
for a second... -Sit down and relax, bruh?
574
00:22:00,667 --> 00:22:02,712
I said, what are you doing here?
You speak English?
575
00:22:02,756 --> 00:22:05,019
Yeah. Uh, okay.
576
00:22:05,062 --> 00:22:07,064
-Gata, your mom...
your mom called me. -[music stops]
577
00:22:07,108 --> 00:22:10,459
And she told me that she thinks
you might be ramping up.
578
00:22:10,503 --> 00:22:12,853
I feel like I've had 45 seconds
of a window into your life...
579
00:22:12,896 --> 00:22:14,811
Bro, I can't use my energy
in a positive way?
580
00:22:14,855 --> 00:22:16,465
I'm shooting a video with Emma.
581
00:22:16,509 --> 00:22:19,642
Emma?
I don't see Emma anywhere.
582
00:22:19,686 --> 00:22:21,383
Bro, she went to go get
a battery.
583
00:22:21,427 --> 00:22:22,950
Stop acting like
a fuckin' dickhead.
584
00:22:22,993 --> 00:22:24,865
I'm not gonna be offended
by that, because I feel like
585
00:22:24,908 --> 00:22:26,649
-this isn't you right now.
-Who the fuck are you,
586
00:22:26,693 --> 00:22:27,737
a life coach?
This is me.
587
00:22:27,781 --> 00:22:28,956
I'm standing right here, bro.
588
00:22:28,999 --> 00:22:30,392
You don't see me?
I'm right here.
589
00:22:30,436 --> 00:22:31,959
Okay, I'm just saying,
like, when you ramp up,
590
00:22:32,002 --> 00:22:33,047
you can get a little mean
and irrational,
591
00:22:33,090 --> 00:22:34,265
do things like buy a car, so...
592
00:22:34,309 --> 00:22:35,397
Mean and irrational?
593
00:22:35,441 --> 00:22:36,877
That sounds like you every day.
594
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:38,748
I'm not having a manic episode.
595
00:22:38,792 --> 00:22:40,750
You need a polygraph
or something?
596
00:22:40,794 --> 00:22:42,404
Get the fuck out of here.
597
00:22:42,448 --> 00:22:44,058
-So you're not ramping up?
-No!
598
00:22:44,101 --> 00:22:46,452
Great. Okay, so if there's
no fuckin' episode or whatever,
599
00:22:46,495 --> 00:22:49,150
then why don't we talk about
how you're scamming my fans.
600
00:22:49,193 --> 00:22:50,934
Selling wristbands to them
behind my back.
601
00:22:50,978 --> 00:22:53,763
What do you want me to do?
Beg you for more money, bro?
602
00:22:53,807 --> 00:22:55,635
Go back to running off
on the bank scamming
603
00:22:55,678 --> 00:22:58,072
-like I used to, dawg? Come on!
-Honestly, I prefer any of that
604
00:22:58,115 --> 00:22:59,943
to fucking my fans over
using my name.
605
00:22:59,987 --> 00:23:01,205
What do you mean, that's...
606
00:23:01,249 --> 00:23:03,991
that's such a dirtbag move,
Gata.
607
00:23:04,034 --> 00:23:05,688
How often
do you do stuff like that?
608
00:23:05,732 --> 00:23:07,429
'Cause I would personally never
do anything like that to you.
609
00:23:07,473 --> 00:23:09,300
No, because you
ain't never done nothing for me
610
00:23:09,344 --> 00:23:11,651
in the first place-- you ain't
did one thing to put me on.
611
00:23:11,694 --> 00:23:13,348
You don't even treat me
like an equal.
612
00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:14,915
I haven't done anything for you?
613
00:23:14,958 --> 00:23:17,004
What do you... How about giving
you a job? And a salary?
614
00:23:17,047 --> 00:23:18,788
I'm sorry that I treat you
like an employee
615
00:23:18,832 --> 00:23:21,312
every now and then,
when I fucking employ you, Gata.
616
00:23:21,356 --> 00:23:22,879
I don't think I'm the worst boss
in the world, either.
617
00:23:22,923 --> 00:23:24,359
I literally came here
to check on you,
618
00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:25,708
even though you just left
rehearsal out of nowhere.
619
00:23:25,752 --> 00:23:27,362
I'm not even in the show.
620
00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:29,320
You said anybody that
didn't need to be there, leave.
621
00:23:29,364 --> 00:23:31,018
-Obviously, that
doesn't apply to you. Like... -I do way more
622
00:23:31,061 --> 00:23:32,802
than my fuckin'
job description, bro.
623
00:23:32,846 --> 00:23:34,674
Am I hype man when I'm
driving you around everywhere,
624
00:23:34,717 --> 00:23:36,240
running errands
when it should be Mike?
625
00:23:36,284 --> 00:23:37,720
-But you ruined
that relationship. -Oh...
626
00:23:37,764 --> 00:23:39,418
Am I a hype man
when I'm saving your ass
627
00:23:39,461 --> 00:23:41,115
-at the motherfuckin'
Breakfast Club? -Oh, my God,
628
00:23:41,158 --> 00:23:43,030
enough of the overdramatic
"woe is me" bullshit.
629
00:23:43,073 --> 00:23:45,380
You know, Elz made
all the music for this show.
630
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:47,034
You don't hear him hitting me
and being like,
631
00:23:47,077 --> 00:23:48,644
"I'm not on the stage."
Do you really forget
632
00:23:48,688 --> 00:23:50,167
that I just lent you
eight grand?
633
00:23:50,211 --> 00:23:51,952
And what'd you do,
you went out and bought a BMW?
634
00:23:51,995 --> 00:23:53,867
Do you have any idea how insane
it is that you're driving
635
00:23:53,910 --> 00:23:55,869
-a nicer car than me
at this point? -How the fuck is that insane?
636
00:23:55,912 --> 00:23:57,479
I can't have nice shit?
You gotta be the one?
637
00:23:57,523 --> 00:23:59,176
It's my fuckin' money, Gata!
638
00:23:59,220 --> 00:24:00,700
No, you're acting like I'm
blowing the money on dumb shit!
639
00:24:00,743 --> 00:24:02,136
I gotta do what I gotta do
to put myself on.
640
00:24:02,179 --> 00:24:03,920
I ain't had no motherfuckin'
bar mitzvah, bro!
641
00:24:03,964 --> 00:24:06,880
I gotta fake it till I make it,
just like everybody else!
642
00:24:06,923 --> 00:24:08,882
You don't have to be like
everybody else.
643
00:24:08,925 --> 00:24:10,318
What do you mean?
Hasn't my career
644
00:24:10,361 --> 00:24:11,798
taught you anything
in the regard?
645
00:24:11,841 --> 00:24:13,060
-You don't.
-Bro, that's the reason
646
00:24:13,103 --> 00:24:14,714
why I got the job
in the first place.
647
00:24:14,757 --> 00:24:16,193
Right? 'Cause you thought
I was with YG and them.
648
00:24:16,237 --> 00:24:18,457
I buy a car for a video
and I'm delusional.
649
00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:20,154
But you buy a billboard,
strap yourself to it,
650
00:24:20,197 --> 00:24:22,373
for an album
that nobody give a fuck about,
651
00:24:22,417 --> 00:24:24,071
and Dave's a genius.
652
00:24:24,114 --> 00:24:26,073
Okay. Cool.
I have priorities, Gata--
653
00:24:26,116 --> 00:24:28,075
something that you could
probably use in life, you know?
654
00:24:28,118 --> 00:24:29,511
Your fuckin' mom needs money,
655
00:24:29,555 --> 00:24:30,773
and you're going
and buying a car.
656
00:24:30,817 --> 00:24:32,253
Well, when am I gonna be
a priority, huh?
657
00:24:32,296 --> 00:24:33,994
You prioritize yourself
at every moment, Gata.
658
00:24:34,037 --> 00:24:35,909
What are you talking about?
Your whole schtick is
659
00:24:35,952 --> 00:24:38,085
it's all about the gander
and I'm gonna maximize
660
00:24:38,128 --> 00:24:39,869
every single moment to
clout-chase my way into fame.
661
00:24:39,913 --> 00:24:41,349
You're gonna pull this shit
662
00:24:41,392 --> 00:24:43,090
in the most important week
of my life? Really?
663
00:24:43,133 --> 00:24:45,092
Every week is the most important
week of your life, man.
664
00:24:45,135 --> 00:24:46,833
And you know
what hurts me the most?
665
00:24:46,876 --> 00:24:48,661
Why don't I have a song
with you yet, bro?
666
00:24:48,704 --> 00:24:49,836
How you think
that makes me feel?
667
00:24:49,879 --> 00:24:50,967
All my homeys asking me,
668
00:24:51,011 --> 00:24:52,491
"Why you ain't got a song
with LD?
669
00:24:52,534 --> 00:24:54,405
You jumpin' on stage
with this nigga everywhere."
670
00:24:54,449 --> 00:24:55,929
I don't know. I-I...
671
00:24:55,972 --> 00:24:57,583
Literally, you've never once
approached me for a song.
672
00:24:57,626 --> 00:24:59,976
What I gotta do, beg you
every day to do a song, bro?
673
00:25:00,020 --> 00:25:01,804
Any other friend would've
just did it off the dribble,
674
00:25:01,848 --> 00:25:03,502
-off the strip, bro.
-I don't understand.
675
00:25:03,545 --> 00:25:05,112
Just 'cause we're friends,
I'm supposed to just inherently
676
00:25:05,155 --> 00:25:06,592
make music with you?
Why does that compute?
677
00:25:06,635 --> 00:25:08,115
Do my high school friends
get verses? I don't even...
678
00:25:08,158 --> 00:25:09,769
Bro, fuck your
high school friends.
679
00:25:09,812 --> 00:25:11,205
They're not on stage swagging
out with your white ass, bro.
680
00:25:11,248 --> 00:25:13,207
-You're using me.
-I'm using you?
681
00:25:13,250 --> 00:25:14,991
-Yes. Yes.
-Really, Gata?
682
00:25:15,035 --> 00:25:16,558
You want to know why I don't
make music with you, Gata?
683
00:25:16,602 --> 00:25:18,168
-You really want to know?
-Why?
684
00:25:18,212 --> 00:25:19,996
I don't like it, I think
it's generic, I don't think
685
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:21,476
you put much effort into it,
and I don't make music that way.
686
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:22,956
Man, you ain't even listened
to all my shit.
687
00:25:22,999 --> 00:25:24,305
You only listened
to one or two tracks.
688
00:25:24,348 --> 00:25:25,480
And you think that's
supposed to make me sad?
689
00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:26,699
I don't give a fuck.
690
00:25:26,742 --> 00:25:28,352
I make music for me,
myself and I,
691
00:25:28,396 --> 00:25:29,615
-'cause I don't need
nobody's validation... -Dave!
692
00:25:29,658 --> 00:25:31,486
Would you please be quiet?
693
00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:33,532
BOTH:
Sorry.
694
00:25:34,402 --> 00:25:36,360
You realize how inconsistent
your argument is, though, right?
695
00:25:36,404 --> 00:25:38,667
You don't need validation,
yet you need a fuckin' BMW
696
00:25:38,711 --> 00:25:40,016
to look cooler in a rap video?
697
00:25:40,060 --> 00:25:42,018
Bro, I rap
because I fuckin' love it.
698
00:25:42,062 --> 00:25:43,672
Look. I'm in the closet
every day
699
00:25:43,716 --> 00:25:45,326
making music,
pouring my heart out,
700
00:25:45,369 --> 00:25:46,893
while you in a mansion rapping
about "writer's block,"
701
00:25:46,936 --> 00:25:49,199
ants and...
Man!
702
00:25:53,508 --> 00:25:55,684
♪
703
00:25:57,860 --> 00:25:59,645
Gata, can we just please talk?
704
00:25:59,688 --> 00:26:01,690
And you know what breaks
my fuckin' heart?
705
00:26:01,734 --> 00:26:03,344
You can't even be happy
706
00:26:03,387 --> 00:26:04,737
without people telling you
they give a fuck about you.
707
00:26:04,780 --> 00:26:06,695
And I'm the crazy one?
708
00:26:07,566 --> 00:26:08,828
[door closes]
709
00:26:09,655 --> 00:26:10,612
Hey, guys.
710
00:26:10,656 --> 00:26:11,874
-Hi.
-What's up?
711
00:26:11,918 --> 00:26:12,962
Everything okay?
712
00:26:13,006 --> 00:26:14,747
Yeah, we good.
713
00:26:14,790 --> 00:26:16,618
Yeah, so good.
714
00:26:16,662 --> 00:26:18,054
Okay.
715
00:26:18,098 --> 00:26:19,360
Well, I got the batteries,
so we can start...
716
00:26:19,403 --> 00:26:21,101
You know what?
Actually, can we just,
717
00:26:21,144 --> 00:26:22,581
like, finish what we're doing?
We're in the middle
718
00:26:22,624 --> 00:26:24,017
-of something, I just really...
-No, actually,
719
00:26:24,060 --> 00:26:25,627
we're in the middle
of something,
720
00:26:25,671 --> 00:26:27,760
-and I feel like
you're just hijacking it. -Yeah, bruh.
721
00:26:27,803 --> 00:26:28,848
I know we're not on your set
722
00:26:28,891 --> 00:26:30,501
with all
the catering fancy shit,
723
00:26:30,545 --> 00:26:32,678
but you're on my set right now,
nigga, and you got to go.
724
00:26:32,721 --> 00:26:34,070
Get the fuck out of here.
725
00:26:50,913 --> 00:26:52,306
Guys, it's the VMAs.
We got so much more to come.
726
00:26:52,349 --> 00:26:53,481
I know it's not the Oscars,
727
00:26:53,524 --> 00:26:55,701
but at least they let me host.
728
00:26:55,744 --> 00:26:57,050
Guys, we got Bobby Shmurda,
729
00:26:57,093 --> 00:26:58,704
and Lil Dicky
with a performance
730
00:26:58,747 --> 00:27:00,967
that's coming up next.
It's the VMAs.
731
00:27:03,970 --> 00:27:06,146
[inhales]
732
00:27:06,189 --> 00:27:08,409
[exhales]
733
00:27:08,452 --> 00:27:09,932
[phone chimes]
734
00:27:34,435 --> 00:27:36,655
[inhales]
735
00:27:36,698 --> 00:27:38,134
[exhales]
736
00:27:38,178 --> 00:27:40,049
[knocking]
737
00:27:40,093 --> 00:27:41,398
You got to get him,
like, three minutes
738
00:27:41,442 --> 00:27:42,835
-before you actually need him,
-Right.
739
00:27:42,878 --> 00:27:44,010
-'cause he's a sloth.
-Yeah, yeah.
740
00:27:44,053 --> 00:27:45,315
-The dude is so lazy.
-Okay.
741
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:46,708
And, um,
about the conversation we had.
742
00:27:46,752 --> 00:27:49,798
The touring. Let... let's
keep it between us.
743
00:27:49,842 --> 00:27:51,452
-I haven't told him yet.
-Oh, my God,
744
00:27:51,495 --> 00:27:53,236
I can't believe
you're gonna miss it.
745
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:55,325
Who doesn't want to go out
on tour with their best friends?
746
00:27:55,369 --> 00:27:56,849
Yeah.
Well, you know,
747
00:27:56,892 --> 00:28:01,027
you kind of got to keep clients
and friends... separate.
748
00:28:01,070 --> 00:28:02,376
-Yeah, I got it.
-To be honest.
749
00:28:02,419 --> 00:28:03,725
-Hey, hey.
-All right, we'll catch up.
750
00:28:03,769 --> 00:28:05,205
-Hey, kill it. Kill it, Dave.
-Good idea.
751
00:28:05,248 --> 00:28:06,902
-Baby boy.
-Mm.
752
00:28:06,946 --> 00:28:09,731
You ready to sodomize the world
with that brand-new dick?
753
00:28:09,775 --> 00:28:11,385
Is that ass-fuck?
754
00:28:11,428 --> 00:28:13,256
It's the professional way
of saying it, yeah.
755
00:28:13,300 --> 00:28:16,390
-Yeah. I'm ready.
-Yeah? Okay, good. Let's go.
756
00:28:19,915 --> 00:28:22,396
MAN:
I think you're really gonna like this recipe.
757
00:28:22,439 --> 00:28:24,572
-Oh?
-Yeah. It was my grandmother's.
758
00:28:24,615 --> 00:28:26,748
-Oh, wow.
-I didn't really like my grandmother,
759
00:28:26,792 --> 00:28:29,969
-but I really loved
her popcorn recipe. -[laughs]: Okay.
760
00:28:30,012 --> 00:28:32,754
-Well, thank you.
-Just call me Orville.
761
00:28:32,798 --> 00:28:34,103
Orville?
762
00:28:34,147 --> 00:28:36,236
Uh, Reddenbacher.
He's, like, the popcorn guy.
763
00:28:36,279 --> 00:28:38,412
Okay, Orville, I'm sorry again.
764
00:28:38,455 --> 00:28:42,764
-It's just weirder if I don't,
and then it'll be over, and... -No. No, it's fine.
765
00:28:42,808 --> 00:28:44,766
I'm totally fine.
It's just your ex-flame on TV
766
00:28:44,810 --> 00:28:47,421
being super cool and rapping--
I'm fine with it.
767
00:28:47,464 --> 00:28:49,553
"Ex-flame"?
768
00:28:49,597 --> 00:28:51,860
I don't know why I said that.
I meant to say "ex-boyfriend,"
769
00:28:51,904 --> 00:28:53,601
-but I think I'm just nervous.
-Then you were like,
770
00:28:53,644 --> 00:28:55,646
"I'm gonna do it weird instead."
[laughs]
771
00:28:59,825 --> 00:29:01,565
-Yo.
-Yo, what's good?
772
00:29:01,609 --> 00:29:04,003
-[long exhale]
-MIKE: Okay.
773
00:29:04,046 --> 00:29:07,180
-I spoke to the doctor.
He's all good. -[quietly]: Okay, yeah.
774
00:29:07,223 --> 00:29:08,790
Hey, and if you want
to call an audible,
775
00:29:08,834 --> 00:29:11,662
you know, just "Omaha"
that thing like Payton.
776
00:29:11,706 --> 00:29:12,881
We'll be fine.
777
00:29:12,925 --> 00:29:14,404
Yeah. I know.
778
00:29:14,448 --> 00:29:17,712
I, uh... No, I just got
to do it, though, so...
779
00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:18,974
[quietly]:
Yeah.
780
00:29:19,018 --> 00:29:21,455
Have you guys talked to Gata?
781
00:29:21,498 --> 00:29:23,587
-Like, how is he?
-I talked to Gata.
782
00:29:23,631 --> 00:29:25,415
He's fine. Just...
783
00:29:25,459 --> 00:29:27,243
Worry about you, Dave, okay?
784
00:29:28,027 --> 00:29:29,637
I know that I'm so bad
785
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:31,813
at showing my appreciation
in general,
786
00:29:31,857 --> 00:29:33,510
but, like, probably especially
to both of you,
787
00:29:33,554 --> 00:29:35,208
and I just want you
to know that...
788
00:29:35,251 --> 00:29:37,471
you guys have made my dreams
come true.
789
00:29:37,514 --> 00:29:39,603
I am so thankful for everything
that you do for me
790
00:29:39,647 --> 00:29:41,301
and just everything
that you guys are
791
00:29:41,344 --> 00:29:43,390
as people.
You're fuckin' amazing.
792
00:29:43,433 --> 00:29:45,479
Just keep paying me
to be your friend,
793
00:29:45,522 --> 00:29:47,742
-and I'll be there.
-Okay.
794
00:29:48,743 --> 00:29:49,875
Love you, man.
795
00:29:49,918 --> 00:29:50,919
Thank you
for always being there.
796
00:29:50,963 --> 00:29:52,791
I love you, too.
797
00:29:54,183 --> 00:29:56,707
-All right, be careful, Dave.
-I got it.
798
00:29:59,536 --> 00:30:00,973
What?
799
00:30:01,016 --> 00:30:03,279
-Are you teary? You're teary.
-[stammers] I'm fine.
800
00:30:03,323 --> 00:30:07,631
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh...♪
801
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:12,811
♪
802
00:30:14,508 --> 00:30:17,511
♪ Didn't I treat you
right, now?♪
803
00:30:17,554 --> 00:30:20,253
♪ Didn't I?♪
804
00:30:20,296 --> 00:30:22,516
♪ Didn't I do
the best I could?♪
805
00:30:22,559 --> 00:30:25,911
♪ Didn't I?♪
806
00:30:25,954 --> 00:30:28,652
♪ Didn't I give you
everything?♪
807
00:30:28,696 --> 00:30:30,829
-♪ Didn't I?♪
-Hey, everybody.
808
00:30:30,872 --> 00:30:32,569
My name is Lil Nas X.
809
00:30:32,613 --> 00:30:35,181
-[applause, cheering]
-You know it. Yeah.
810
00:30:35,224 --> 00:30:37,879
And I have
the biggest song ever.
811
00:30:37,923 --> 00:30:40,012
Who's ready
to have some fun tonight?
812
00:30:40,055 --> 00:30:42,188
[cheering, applause]
813
00:30:42,231 --> 00:30:44,886
Anyways,
this next performer's name
814
00:30:44,930 --> 00:30:46,627
autocorrects to:
815
00:30:46,670 --> 00:30:48,020
LOL Dinky.
816
00:30:48,063 --> 00:30:50,196
-Ha!
-[laughter]
817
00:30:50,239 --> 00:30:52,459
Give it up for Lil Dicky.
818
00:30:53,242 --> 00:30:55,723
[applause]
819
00:30:55,766 --> 00:30:58,421
♪
820
00:31:00,075 --> 00:31:03,078
♪ Didn't I treat you
right, now?♪
821
00:31:03,122 --> 00:31:04,427
♪ Didn't I?♪
822
00:31:04,471 --> 00:31:07,996
-[applause]
-[music intro playing]
823
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:10,259
♪
824
00:31:13,872 --> 00:31:16,744
♪ Ooh...♪
825
00:31:16,787 --> 00:31:19,834
♪
826
00:31:26,058 --> 00:31:29,409
♪ They tried to tell me
I was going cray♪
827
00:31:29,452 --> 00:31:31,933
♪ I been broke
but had no breaks♪
828
00:31:31,977 --> 00:31:34,414
♪ They hear my dreams,
they're like, "No way"♪
829
00:31:34,457 --> 00:31:37,460
-[shrieking, giggling]
-♪ I don't change, even when I'm in my own way♪
830
00:31:37,504 --> 00:31:40,202
-♪ You good, bro♪
-♪ I don't treat my friends right♪
831
00:31:40,246 --> 00:31:42,944
-♪ Fuck it if I'm wrong
if my pen write♪ -♪ You good, bro♪
832
00:31:42,988 --> 00:31:45,947
♪ Always looking for a angle
till I'm square, though♪
833
00:31:45,991 --> 00:31:47,993
♪ I'm not always right
over here, bro♪
834
00:31:48,036 --> 00:31:49,516
♪ You good, bro♪
835
00:31:49,559 --> 00:31:52,301
♪ We do the worst
to become first♪
836
00:31:53,085 --> 00:31:55,565
♪ You know the deal, baby,
love hurts♪
837
00:31:55,609 --> 00:31:58,046
♪ Just keep it real with me,
no turf♪
838
00:31:58,090 --> 00:32:01,267
♪ All good, homey,
what the fuck are friends for♪
839
00:32:01,310 --> 00:32:04,748
♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!♪
840
00:32:04,792 --> 00:32:07,534
Hands up! I need
everybody in this bitch
841
00:32:07,577 --> 00:32:09,057
to put their
motherfucking hands up!
842
00:32:09,101 --> 00:32:11,277
-Right now!
-♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!♪
843
00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:12,800
♪ Hey! Hey! Hey!♪
844
00:32:12,843 --> 00:32:13,975
♪ We good♪
845
00:32:14,019 --> 00:32:16,456
♪ So good that it hurts so bad♪
846
00:32:16,499 --> 00:32:18,980
♪ I'm sorry
if it's making you mad♪
847
00:32:19,024 --> 00:32:22,244
-♪ Hey! Hey! Hey!♪
-♪ You really are♪
848
00:32:22,288 --> 00:32:25,030
♪ We're playing hard, ain't
no doubt about it, we good♪
849
00:32:25,073 --> 00:32:26,814
-♪ Now it's time to riff♪
-♪ Hey!♪
850
00:32:26,857 --> 00:32:28,642
♪ Looking like a motherfucker♪
851
00:32:28,685 --> 00:32:30,296
-♪ Can't tell me shit♪
-♪ Hey!♪
852
00:32:30,339 --> 00:32:31,950
♪ Looking like
I'm 'bout to live my dream♪
853
00:32:31,993 --> 00:32:33,734
-♪ Fuckin' here♪
-♪ Hey!♪
854
00:32:33,777 --> 00:32:35,605
♪ I'm-a pack
that motherfuckin' video♪
855
00:32:35,649 --> 00:32:36,998
♪ With my motherfuckin'
friends, 'cause ♪
856
00:32:37,042 --> 00:32:38,478
-♪ We good♪
-♪ Hey!♪
857
00:32:38,521 --> 00:32:40,610
♪ So good that it hurts so bad♪
858
00:32:40,654 --> 00:32:42,961
♪ I'm sorry
if it's making you mad♪
859
00:32:43,004 --> 00:32:44,484
♪ Hey! Hey! Hey!♪
860
00:32:44,527 --> 00:32:46,355
-♪ You really are♪
-♪ Hey!♪
861
00:32:46,399 --> 00:32:48,531
♪ We're playing hard, ain't
no doubt about it, we good♪
862
00:32:48,575 --> 00:32:51,621
-♪ Hey!♪
-♪ So good that it hurts so bad♪
863
00:32:51,665 --> 00:32:55,234
-♪ Hey!♪
-♪ I'm sorry if it's making you mad♪
864
00:32:55,277 --> 00:32:57,279
♪ Hey! You really are♪
865
00:32:57,323 --> 00:33:00,848
♪ We're playing hard, ain't
no doubt about it, we...♪
866
00:33:00,898 --> 00:33:05,448
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