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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,727 --> 00:00:21,276 In China, 'Drunken Boxing' had developed into two distinct styles 2 00:00:21,327 --> 00:00:23,443 derived from the same basic elements. 3 00:00:23,487 --> 00:00:26,684 The southern form was perfected by Sam Seed 4 00:00:26,727 --> 00:00:30,402 whose devotion to rice wine resulted in an almost invincible 5 00:00:30,447 --> 00:00:33,962 and highly respected fighting style called the Eight Drunken Gods. 6 00:00:35,167 --> 00:00:39,001 Northern Drunken Boxing was developed by a very proud and ruthless man 7 00:00:39,047 --> 00:00:43,006 with ambitions to become the most feared fighter in the dynasty. 8 00:00:43,287 --> 00:00:45,278 His name was Rubber Legs. 9 00:00:45,327 --> 00:00:49,240 And he secretly combined Drunken Boxing with the Mantis style, 10 00:00:49,287 --> 00:00:53,200 to create the most deadly of fighting forms. 11 00:00:53,247 --> 00:00:56,637 Our story opens with Rubber Legs and his student marching southwards 12 00:00:56,687 --> 00:00:59,440 for the inevitable confrontation with Sam Seed 13 00:00:59,487 --> 00:01:02,285 and the deadly Dance of the Drunken Mantis. 14 00:01:20,447 --> 00:01:23,325 - Hey, waiter! - Coming! 15 00:01:24,647 --> 00:01:26,922 - Yes, Master Seed? - The bill, please. 16 00:01:26,967 --> 00:01:30,198 Your bill? It's our pleasure. It's on the house. 17 00:01:30,247 --> 00:01:34,160 No need for that. Sam Seed always gets free food here. 18 00:01:35,687 --> 00:01:37,917 Just put it on my account. 19 00:01:42,767 --> 00:01:44,246 You there! 20 00:01:46,487 --> 00:01:49,160 - Are you Sam Seed? - So what? 21 00:01:49,207 --> 00:01:51,118 Well? 22 00:01:51,167 --> 00:01:54,159 Sam Seed has no need to change his name. 23 00:01:54,207 --> 00:01:56,926 - Pay your bill. - Why? 24 00:01:56,967 --> 00:02:00,084 It might be your last chance. 25 00:02:02,687 --> 00:02:06,316 The fame of the great Sam Seed is well known. 26 00:02:06,367 --> 00:02:10,485 I've come from the north to find out what you know. 27 00:02:10,527 --> 00:02:13,883 - Rubber Legs is here for a duel! - Rubber Legs! 28 00:02:42,527 --> 00:02:46,406 Hold on! I'm not Sam Seed, see? I'm Just his nephew. 29 00:02:46,447 --> 00:02:50,326 I was pretending to be him to get a free meal. 30 00:02:50,367 --> 00:02:52,562 How do I know that's true? 31 00:02:52,607 --> 00:02:58,079 True or false, I will kill you, anyway, Just to make sure. 32 00:03:54,607 --> 00:03:56,086 "Noodle Restaurant" 33 00:03:56,927 --> 00:04:00,397 Two noodle soups! Come on! Two noodle soups. 34 00:04:00,967 --> 00:04:04,357 Take it easy. It's coming. 35 00:04:21,967 --> 00:04:24,561 You're so slow! The customers are waiting! 36 00:04:24,607 --> 00:04:27,679 Hey, waiter! Hurry it up! Come on! 37 00:04:27,727 --> 00:04:29,877 - Where's our food? - Coming! 38 00:04:29,927 --> 00:04:31,724 Come on, hurry up! 39 00:04:43,927 --> 00:04:46,566 - Two noodles. - About time. 40 00:04:55,687 --> 00:04:58,326 Hey, waiter, come here. 41 00:04:58,967 --> 00:05:01,800 - Can I help you? - What's this? 42 00:05:01,847 --> 00:05:03,883 - Look. - They're Just noodles. 43 00:05:03,927 --> 00:05:05,645 Look again. 44 00:05:13,047 --> 00:05:14,446 It's an onion. 45 00:05:16,127 --> 00:05:18,197 Quite good, too. 46 00:05:24,927 --> 00:05:27,122 Hey, I've got some more onions! 47 00:05:28,687 --> 00:05:30,200 Here! 48 00:05:31,007 --> 00:05:33,999 - There are so many! - Swallow them, too. 49 00:05:35,887 --> 00:05:39,766 I'll get indigestion. I'll change these for you. 50 00:05:39,807 --> 00:05:41,240 Hey! 51 00:05:41,567 --> 00:05:46,800 Not so fast, buddy. We found flies, so we also want our money back. 52 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:49,566 A refund for a few little flies?! 53 00:05:49,607 --> 00:05:52,519 You want trouble? We want our money! 54 00:06:00,927 --> 00:06:04,317 - It's not my fault. You started it. - What?! 55 00:06:04,367 --> 00:06:09,487 You stupid idiot! I'll give you a taste of my Chicken Fist! 56 00:06:12,447 --> 00:06:14,005 Duck Fist. 57 00:06:26,527 --> 00:06:28,006 Stupid bird! 58 00:06:52,087 --> 00:06:54,885 You've got the wrong guy! 59 00:06:54,927 --> 00:06:56,918 Chicken and Duck fighting! 60 00:07:10,367 --> 00:07:12,244 You've been well plucked. 61 00:07:12,287 --> 00:07:15,484 Very good! 62 00:07:15,527 --> 00:07:17,836 I suppose I should thank you. 63 00:07:17,887 --> 00:07:19,240 That's all right. 64 00:07:19,287 --> 00:07:20,925 You're fired! 65 00:07:30,247 --> 00:07:34,081 - Here you are. - That's sixty cents, right? 66 00:07:53,487 --> 00:07:57,526 That's the man! He's the one who made me pregnant. 67 00:07:59,207 --> 00:08:00,765 You! 68 00:08:01,167 --> 00:08:04,955 You nasty old man, my sister here's pregnant and it's your fault 69 00:08:06,087 --> 00:08:09,841 Made her pregnant?! You've got the wrong person. 70 00:08:10,407 --> 00:08:16,516 No, I haven't. I can prove it, there's a red spot on your bottom. 71 00:08:17,087 --> 00:08:18,600 I didn't know that. 72 00:08:18,647 --> 00:08:21,957 Then drop your pants and show us. Take them off! 73 00:08:22,007 --> 00:08:23,804 - Drop them! - Quickly! 74 00:08:23,847 --> 00:08:26,441 - Come on! - Take them off! 75 00:08:30,007 --> 00:08:33,079 What kind of trick are you trying to pull? 76 00:08:33,127 --> 00:08:35,482 Does this look like a trick? 77 00:08:35,567 --> 00:08:39,321 God! My sister's pregnant and unmarried. 78 00:08:39,367 --> 00:08:41,927 What will happen to our family name? 79 00:08:41,967 --> 00:08:46,006 It's all your fault! What will we do? It's humiliating! 80 00:08:46,927 --> 00:08:50,840 - I'll kill myself! - Hey, no, come back! 81 00:08:54,927 --> 00:08:56,963 Wait! My money! 82 00:08:57,007 --> 00:09:01,876 Don't stop me! If anything happens to my sister, I'll come after you. 83 00:09:04,327 --> 00:09:08,605 If you don't give me my money, I'll come after you! 84 00:09:16,927 --> 00:09:18,406 Stop! 85 00:09:40,967 --> 00:09:42,525 What have you done! 86 00:09:42,567 --> 00:09:45,525 Idiot! They've taken all I had. 87 00:09:45,567 --> 00:09:49,037 You made her pregnant, you should give her something! 88 00:09:49,087 --> 00:09:53,319 Come on! It couldn't have been my fault. 89 00:09:53,367 --> 00:09:57,326 I'm far too old for that sort of exercise, you idiot! 90 00:09:57,367 --> 00:10:02,487 Why should I believe that? Even old shells have pearls in them. 91 00:10:02,847 --> 00:10:05,441 Idiot, you've got a screw lose. 92 00:10:05,487 --> 00:10:08,923 Your mother could have farted a better egg than you! 93 00:10:08,967 --> 00:10:12,323 You dare to insult my mother? I'll show you! 94 00:10:20,047 --> 00:10:23,960 You old goat! See this fist? I'll make you eat it. 95 00:10:51,687 --> 00:10:53,996 I'll wake you up! 96 00:11:02,767 --> 00:11:05,600 Next time, think first. 97 00:11:08,927 --> 00:11:10,201 "Seed Residence" 98 00:11:11,567 --> 00:11:13,558 "Money Lenders" 99 00:11:14,687 --> 00:11:17,360 Hey! Are you gonna pay today? 100 00:11:17,407 --> 00:11:20,956 Make it fast, or I'll get rough! 101 00:11:21,687 --> 00:11:24,759 It's nothing to do with me. Ask my husband. 102 00:11:25,127 --> 00:11:31,441 Ask your husband? They're family debts so you better get the money! 103 00:11:31,487 --> 00:11:34,365 All right, how much does he owe? 104 00:11:38,007 --> 00:11:41,556 That's two years ago, he borrowed five dollars at... 105 00:11:46,087 --> 00:11:49,204 20% interest every five days, then there's the compound interest, 106 00:11:49,247 --> 00:11:52,956 and by simple addition, ah... a round figure of roughly $400 107 00:11:53,407 --> 00:11:55,159 is about right. $400? That's robbery! 108 00:11:55,207 --> 00:11:58,756 It's not robbery, it's called investment. 109 00:11:58,847 --> 00:12:03,841 I don't have it and even if I had, I wouldn't give it to you. 110 00:12:03,887 --> 00:12:07,197 All I can offer is my body. Do you want it? 111 00:12:09,087 --> 00:12:13,080 Come on, who'd want old meat like you? 112 00:12:16,447 --> 00:12:20,884 You dare hit me? You old bag! I'll fix you! 113 00:12:29,967 --> 00:12:33,357 Oh, I see, you can fight. 114 00:12:43,287 --> 00:12:45,801 To hell with your damned investment. 115 00:12:45,847 --> 00:12:48,566 I'll won't leave until you pay up. 116 00:13:09,007 --> 00:13:12,636 A crack on the skull is all the investment you'll get. 117 00:13:18,807 --> 00:13:20,684 How much do I owe you? 118 00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:24,206 That's all right. Don't worry about it. 119 00:13:24,247 --> 00:13:26,442 - Get out! - Yes, yes... 120 00:13:26,727 --> 00:13:28,524 Goodbye! 121 00:13:32,407 --> 00:13:33,999 You forgot this! 122 00:13:36,287 --> 00:13:38,437 No interest, no investment, nothing. 123 00:13:50,287 --> 00:13:53,597 Hey, come on. What did I do to deserve that? 124 00:13:53,687 --> 00:13:56,520 So you finally decided to come back? 125 00:13:57,807 --> 00:13:59,957 Home is where the heart is. 126 00:14:04,367 --> 00:14:06,801 Are you crazy? What was that for? 127 00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:11,443 You've been missing for ages, I could be dead! You deserve all you get. 128 00:14:12,647 --> 00:14:14,603 You're right, you're right. 129 00:14:25,847 --> 00:14:27,917 These things cost money. 130 00:14:28,007 --> 00:14:33,161 You'd know, it's you who borrows it, but it's me who has to pay for it. 131 00:14:33,207 --> 00:14:35,721 Bill collectors, every day! You're a bastard! 132 00:14:35,767 --> 00:14:38,042 - Sorry! - You should be! 133 00:14:46,207 --> 00:14:47,959 Not the broom! 134 00:14:49,967 --> 00:14:52,561 Break it and it's three years bad luck! 135 00:14:55,607 --> 00:14:58,075 It was bad luck to marry you! 136 00:15:05,807 --> 00:15:09,402 You're off enJoying yourself, never sending me a cent, 137 00:15:09,447 --> 00:15:11,039 what should I live on? 138 00:15:11,087 --> 00:15:13,362 Hot air? Tell me, come on. 139 00:15:13,687 --> 00:15:15,166 It's not true. 140 00:15:24,487 --> 00:15:27,445 No! Let me down! Let me down! 141 00:15:29,447 --> 00:15:33,360 Listen, I sent you money during the festival. 142 00:15:36,327 --> 00:15:37,919 Let her go! 143 00:15:43,727 --> 00:15:47,197 - Huh? You again? - Oh, it's you. 144 00:15:47,287 --> 00:15:49,039 How dare you beat my mother! 145 00:15:49,087 --> 00:15:51,521 - You...! - Stop it, Foggy! 146 00:15:51,567 --> 00:15:54,240 - Meet your dad. - What? My dad?! 147 00:15:55,247 --> 00:15:57,681 - Say hello. - Hi, Dad. 148 00:15:57,727 --> 00:16:01,515 Stop it! Do you call all bearded men your father? 149 00:16:04,687 --> 00:16:07,918 So that's it! You've been, ah... 150 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:11,960 What's that? Ah! You think I've been playing around. 151 00:16:12,007 --> 00:16:15,682 You've got a filthy mind. I adopted him! 152 00:16:19,287 --> 00:16:22,324 You went out and adopted this ugly kid? 153 00:16:22,367 --> 00:16:24,835 Couldn't you have picked a better one? 154 00:16:26,327 --> 00:16:31,037 He's an honest child. Did you say you sent me some money? 155 00:16:31,127 --> 00:16:35,166 That's right. I asked one of the big banks to send it to you. 156 00:16:35,207 --> 00:16:38,438 It's one of your stories. I didn't get any money. 157 00:16:38,487 --> 00:16:41,797 What? You didn't get it? 158 00:16:42,207 --> 00:16:43,799 "Bank of Canton" 159 00:16:50,487 --> 00:16:54,799 Don't worry, I'll put your money in my pocket. 160 00:16:55,207 --> 00:16:56,162 What?! 161 00:16:57,207 --> 00:16:59,516 I mean, I'll deposit it right away. OK? 162 00:16:59,567 --> 00:17:04,118 - You'd better, I don't like con men. - I especially like con men. 163 00:17:04,167 --> 00:17:05,646 You what? 164 00:17:05,687 --> 00:17:07,962 ...to use as punching bags. 165 00:17:08,007 --> 00:17:09,599 I won't worry, then. 166 00:17:10,447 --> 00:17:12,244 - See you again. - Bye. 167 00:17:12,287 --> 00:17:16,280 Thank you very much. Good doing business with you. 168 00:17:27,167 --> 00:17:33,800 Get lost! This is a respectable bank. No hand-outs! Buzz off! 169 00:17:34,247 --> 00:17:35,805 Hold on! 170 00:17:37,087 --> 00:17:39,123 We didn't come here to beg. 171 00:17:40,167 --> 00:17:42,806 We're looking for your boss to discuss some business. 172 00:17:45,247 --> 00:17:46,999 You want to talk business? 173 00:17:48,127 --> 00:17:52,598 Why didn't you say so in the first place? I'm the boss. 174 00:17:54,167 --> 00:17:56,078 We've got the right man. 175 00:17:57,407 --> 00:18:01,002 Of course you have, that's right. 176 00:18:01,287 --> 00:18:07,317 When it's money that you need in this bank then you get it with speed. 177 00:18:07,447 --> 00:18:11,804 A client who comes to us, he ends up with interest plus. 178 00:18:11,967 --> 00:18:16,643 Moneybags they call me. Cash I carry in confidence. 179 00:18:16,687 --> 00:18:21,602 Reliability is my trademark, surely that's self evident. 180 00:18:21,647 --> 00:18:26,482 That's very good. I'd like some service if you could. 181 00:18:27,007 --> 00:18:29,157 - A refund! - A refund? 182 00:18:29,247 --> 00:18:34,275 He sent money to my mother through your bank and she never got it. 183 00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:40,040 I think perhaps that you're a bit of a scrooge. Where's my money? 184 00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:46,645 Wait! Are you trying to destroy my good name? 185 00:18:46,687 --> 00:18:50,805 Why you Just have to look at this - at what I'm wearing. 186 00:18:50,887 --> 00:18:54,357 What's this on my hand here? And these gold teeth? 187 00:18:54,487 --> 00:18:59,277 Do you think I need anything from you? Who'd believe you? 188 00:18:59,807 --> 00:19:02,037 Not quite. These things are priceless, they have great meaning. 189 00:19:02,287 --> 00:19:06,519 What about this? Here! These receipts will prove it! 190 00:19:11,327 --> 00:19:13,795 Why should we keep quiet about it? 191 00:19:16,287 --> 00:19:21,281 Let's not rush into anything. This is a very delicate matter. 192 00:19:22,047 --> 00:19:23,799 Please, come this way. 193 00:19:25,287 --> 00:19:27,278 Please, please. 194 00:19:34,967 --> 00:19:36,525 The Great Old Scrooge! 195 00:19:37,287 --> 00:19:39,005 Quite right, now... 196 00:19:40,287 --> 00:19:44,803 Let me show you our greatest treasures. 197 00:19:47,247 --> 00:19:48,805 They're only door knobs. 198 00:19:49,087 --> 00:19:54,957 Not quite. These things are priceless, they have great meaning. 199 00:19:55,367 --> 00:19:58,279 Now, the one on the right won't open at all. 200 00:19:59,287 --> 00:20:02,324 And the one on the left gives even less. 201 00:20:02,447 --> 00:20:03,562 The middle one! 202 00:20:05,807 --> 00:20:09,083 That one is the worst of all! 203 00:20:09,567 --> 00:20:12,957 My priceless fortune is my guarantee - 204 00:20:13,167 --> 00:20:16,000 I never need to refund any money to anyone who lends it. 205 00:20:17,247 --> 00:20:20,284 Now, I borrow on three conditions: 206 00:20:20,847 --> 00:20:24,283 The first is - no fixed date for repayments. 207 00:20:24,527 --> 00:20:27,280 The second - at least not in my lifetime. 208 00:20:27,847 --> 00:20:31,283 And the third. Most definitely not here and now. 209 00:20:31,487 --> 00:20:33,603 Quit avoiding the issue. 210 00:20:33,967 --> 00:20:36,925 - Or it'll be your funeral. - I'll push. 211 00:20:39,847 --> 00:20:41,041 What's that supposed to be? 212 00:20:42,967 --> 00:20:43,638 The Push Style. 213 00:20:44,847 --> 00:20:46,963 - He's mine. - Go ahead. 214 00:20:49,447 --> 00:20:50,243 Tiger! 215 00:20:51,007 --> 00:20:52,235 Cats get scratched. 216 00:20:59,447 --> 00:21:01,085 I push your elbow! 217 00:21:03,927 --> 00:21:04,996 I push your Jaw! 218 00:21:05,407 --> 00:21:06,635 And the arm! 219 00:21:06,927 --> 00:21:08,360 I push you left, I push you right. 220 00:21:10,927 --> 00:21:12,246 And a butting! 221 00:21:12,287 --> 00:21:13,276 I lift you up! 222 00:21:13,887 --> 00:21:14,876 Up on the altar! 223 00:21:15,287 --> 00:21:17,278 I've lifted you up to the clouds. 224 00:21:17,407 --> 00:21:18,283 I spin you around. 225 00:21:23,247 --> 00:21:26,080 Off you go. 226 00:21:43,807 --> 00:21:44,956 Hey, Dad, I can't do it! 227 00:21:45,287 --> 00:21:45,844 Don't look at me! 228 00:21:47,447 --> 00:21:51,122 You come in on your feet and go out on your backs. 229 00:21:51,287 --> 00:21:53,278 Where you belong! 230 00:22:11,287 --> 00:22:13,278 I'm gonna be sick! 231 00:22:19,287 --> 00:22:20,276 I push... 232 00:22:21,127 --> 00:22:22,196 Why don't you try the other? 233 00:22:22,287 --> 00:22:23,276 Good idea! 234 00:22:24,047 --> 00:22:24,763 You're too heavy! 235 00:22:37,647 --> 00:22:40,719 This will pay back the money from January. 236 00:22:46,727 --> 00:22:50,356 And this will cover the money from March. 237 00:22:54,807 --> 00:22:58,083 Give it back. Oh, no, please, my bracelet! 238 00:23:06,127 --> 00:23:07,401 The Dragon Boat festival. 239 00:23:11,367 --> 00:23:12,766 Give it back! 240 00:23:22,047 --> 00:23:24,561 - Real gold? - No! No don't take that! 241 00:23:25,327 --> 00:23:26,282 My neck! 242 00:23:26,807 --> 00:23:28,286 Where's my necklace? 243 00:23:28,567 --> 00:23:30,000 Here it is, where it should be. 244 00:23:30,207 --> 00:23:31,640 Good God, or somebody, please, help me, please save me! 245 00:23:32,087 --> 00:23:33,440 I'll help you! 246 00:23:36,007 --> 00:23:36,962 My nose! 247 00:23:37,927 --> 00:23:40,600 It's gone all red, Just like mine. 248 00:23:45,327 --> 00:23:46,282 Hold the pisspot. 249 00:23:49,567 --> 00:23:50,443 Have a piss. 250 00:23:52,007 --> 00:23:52,484 Wear your piss. 251 00:23:59,967 --> 00:24:01,320 My head! 252 00:24:09,887 --> 00:24:11,286 Have some tea, Dad. 253 00:24:16,047 --> 00:24:19,278 Wow, Moneybags' kung fu is really good. 254 00:24:19,607 --> 00:24:21,996 He's not so good, it's you're so awful. 255 00:24:22,207 --> 00:24:25,802 That's true. But if you taught me, perhaps I'd win. 256 00:24:26,767 --> 00:24:28,280 - Teach you what? - Drunk Fist. 257 00:24:28,647 --> 00:24:29,557 Drunk Fist? 258 00:24:32,047 --> 00:24:37,519 Me teach you to fight? You're crazy! You're lazy and you've no talent. 259 00:24:38,807 --> 00:24:40,126 Me teach you Drunk Fist?! 260 00:24:40,167 --> 00:24:43,239 Mum taught me some, she said I was OK... 261 00:24:43,607 --> 00:24:46,485 Foggy, give your father a demonstration. Show him. 262 00:24:46,807 --> 00:24:47,364 OK. 263 00:25:04,727 --> 00:25:05,603 I caught it... 264 00:25:06,607 --> 00:25:07,517 He caught it. 265 00:25:15,607 --> 00:25:19,680 What style was that? He fights like a woman. 266 00:25:19,887 --> 00:25:21,445 Old woman, you really are a good teacher. 267 00:25:21,567 --> 00:25:25,276 That's enough. He's your son as well as mine. You teach him. 268 00:25:25,527 --> 00:25:26,642 It's your duty. 269 00:25:27,687 --> 00:25:29,518 So I've got no choice. 270 00:25:44,807 --> 00:25:48,402 Idiot! Teach you drunken style? Impossible! 271 00:25:49,407 --> 00:25:51,045 It'll never happen. 272 00:25:51,527 --> 00:25:52,004 "Happiness Restaurant" 273 00:26:05,327 --> 00:26:06,601 Waiter, the bill! 274 00:26:06,727 --> 00:26:08,285 - Some yellow fish here! - Coming! 275 00:26:13,607 --> 00:26:15,757 - $3.20. - What? 276 00:26:16,247 --> 00:26:19,762 - So much? Are you sure? - Yes, you're paying for him, too. 277 00:26:21,767 --> 00:26:22,279 Hi, Dad! 278 00:26:28,767 --> 00:26:31,281 - What do you want? - My mother asked me to follow you. 279 00:26:34,007 --> 00:26:36,885 Wait here. I must take a piss. 280 00:26:43,007 --> 00:26:48,843 Let's see that dumb kid follow me. Got to be smart to get Sam Seed. 281 00:27:10,007 --> 00:27:13,317 Father, are you trying to lose me? 282 00:27:14,807 --> 00:27:16,286 Don't be silly. 283 00:27:16,447 --> 00:27:18,961 You go get your mother I'll wait here for her. 284 00:27:19,487 --> 00:27:23,526 Hey! Father, that's not fair, Mum said that you'd teach me Drunk Fist. 285 00:27:23,767 --> 00:27:24,438 Drunken boxing is too hard. 286 00:27:27,247 --> 00:27:29,442 - I'm not afraid. - Are you sure? 287 00:27:29,607 --> 00:27:31,882 No, I'll be all right. 288 00:27:34,887 --> 00:27:37,003 OK, it's a deal. 289 00:27:43,327 --> 00:27:47,206 Now, we're going to practise one of the basic methods. 290 00:27:47,327 --> 00:27:48,840 Spinning Earth, Spinning Sky. 291 00:27:50,007 --> 00:27:51,360 I learn very quickly. 292 00:27:51,967 --> 00:27:57,121 Good. Hands back. Stand up straight. Horse stance. Come on! 293 00:27:59,207 --> 00:28:00,606 - Left fist punch. - Right. 294 00:28:02,927 --> 00:28:03,757 Hold the cup. 295 00:28:04,687 --> 00:28:05,039 To the ear. 296 00:28:06,047 --> 00:28:07,765 Right hand through. 297 00:28:08,407 --> 00:28:09,396 Down to the ground. 298 00:28:15,927 --> 00:28:16,677 Turn around. 299 00:28:25,247 --> 00:28:25,963 Faster! 300 00:28:30,207 --> 00:28:31,083 Faster! Hurry up! 301 00:28:32,527 --> 00:28:34,677 Stop! That's enough. 302 00:28:39,967 --> 00:28:42,276 Now, take the cup, here. 303 00:28:50,807 --> 00:28:52,957 Is the Earth and sky whirling? 304 00:29:22,887 --> 00:29:24,206 Go faster! 305 00:30:08,487 --> 00:30:11,285 Hey, Dad, I'm getting very tired. 306 00:30:11,887 --> 00:30:14,879 You're tired? Come down then. 307 00:30:29,887 --> 00:30:34,802 - So, Father, how am I doing? - Good. 308 00:30:35,487 --> 00:30:36,636 What rubbish! 309 00:30:38,167 --> 00:30:39,566 Listen, when do I learn to fight? 310 00:30:40,847 --> 00:30:42,041 In three days? So soon? 311 00:30:42,367 --> 00:30:44,483 No, three years. 312 00:30:45,047 --> 00:30:46,639 Why three years? 313 00:30:46,807 --> 00:30:52,803 One for stance, one cos you're dumb, and one more year cos you're stupid. 314 00:30:52,847 --> 00:30:55,281 Minimum, three years. 315 00:30:59,927 --> 00:31:01,804 Come on, have a drink. 316 00:31:02,887 --> 00:31:06,482 I can't drink. One mouthful makes me keel over. 317 00:31:06,567 --> 00:31:07,886 I can't drink. 318 00:31:08,727 --> 00:31:13,084 Really? To learn the drunken style, you must learn to drink. 319 00:31:13,687 --> 00:31:15,917 It's not poisonous. Drink up. 320 00:31:51,887 --> 00:31:58,122 If you get drunk on so little, how do you expect to learn Drunken boxing? 321 00:32:01,487 --> 00:32:06,277 Stupid kid, if only you could see yourself now. 322 00:32:07,007 --> 00:32:13,526 You couldn't piss in a puddle, let alone learn to fight. 323 00:32:13,567 --> 00:32:15,285 Who do you think you are, you crazy boy? 324 00:32:15,327 --> 00:32:17,318 I have no sons, especially not you. 325 00:32:17,447 --> 00:32:22,077 You're too damn stupid, you'd never make a fighter. 326 00:32:22,167 --> 00:32:25,079 So you think you can learn Drunk Fist? 327 00:32:26,167 --> 00:32:29,557 You wouldn't know where to start! And you think I'd teach you? 328 00:32:30,087 --> 00:32:36,765 Do you honestly think I'd waste my time teaching you to fight? 329 00:32:36,927 --> 00:32:39,282 You're useless! 330 00:33:00,287 --> 00:33:03,279 That kid is really keen. 331 00:33:11,887 --> 00:33:13,923 Where's my shoe? 332 00:33:22,247 --> 00:33:26,240 Dad, I know I'm not your real son, 333 00:33:26,487 --> 00:33:29,399 but Mum adopted me and treated me as her own. 334 00:33:29,727 --> 00:33:32,400 I will never forget what she did for me. 335 00:33:32,527 --> 00:33:37,247 I'd like to learn kung fu. Ma said you'd teach me Drunk Fist. 336 00:33:37,247 --> 00:33:39,761 You are finally here. 337 00:33:39,887 --> 00:33:43,675 I was surprised that you didn't want to teach me. 338 00:33:43,727 --> 00:33:48,005 I know I'm slow and not very talented and you don't like me very much. 339 00:33:49,047 --> 00:33:53,563 I've decided to leave so I don't bother you any more. 340 00:33:54,767 --> 00:34:01,115 Oh, and Mum says you really should come home more often. Love, Foggy. 341 00:34:28,167 --> 00:34:32,285 You moron! I thought he was with you. 342 00:34:32,447 --> 00:34:33,482 And you come here looking for him. 343 00:34:33,527 --> 00:34:36,519 If I don't ask you, who do I ask? 344 00:34:36,567 --> 00:34:38,762 And so who should I ask? 345 00:34:40,407 --> 00:34:42,284 Where is he? 346 00:34:42,527 --> 00:34:43,960 "Drunken Moon Hotel" 347 00:34:55,287 --> 00:34:59,200 We probably won't finish for ages. There's some idiot still eating. 348 00:34:59,447 --> 00:35:02,996 - I wish he'd go. - Forget about it. 349 00:35:03,927 --> 00:35:06,122 Wait, you could make him leave. 350 00:35:06,367 --> 00:35:07,925 What? How's that? 351 00:35:08,327 --> 00:35:09,885 Make him angry, it's easy. 352 00:35:10,407 --> 00:35:15,197 - How? Me? - It's easy, go on. 353 00:35:15,567 --> 00:35:16,795 Hurry! Go on! 354 00:35:35,007 --> 00:35:38,522 Hey, you! The kitchen's closing. Is there anything you want? 355 00:35:40,447 --> 00:35:43,166 You can't stay here all day. We've got to go. 356 00:35:45,967 --> 00:35:48,435 Are you deaf? Pay your bill! 357 00:35:52,767 --> 00:35:54,120 Thank you, that's $4... 358 00:35:55,527 --> 00:35:57,961 You idiot! You talk too much! 359 00:36:04,847 --> 00:36:08,283 Wait! We're closed now, so you can't... 360 00:36:12,567 --> 00:36:13,044 Master! 361 00:36:19,527 --> 00:36:24,043 Hold it! Tell me, have you heard of Sam Seed? 362 00:36:25,407 --> 00:36:29,639 You're looking for Sam Seed? No problem, everyone knows him. 363 00:36:30,687 --> 00:36:34,157 - He's that well known? - His kung fu is famous. 364 00:36:34,967 --> 00:36:36,798 Maybe you could tell me where I could find him. 365 00:36:37,567 --> 00:36:41,276 That's difficult to say. He's a hard man to find. 366 00:36:41,487 --> 00:36:45,275 He's like a dragon - he exists, but no one knows where. 367 00:36:46,247 --> 00:36:48,636 May I ask what it is you want him for? 368 00:36:49,007 --> 00:36:51,601 Do you want him to teach you Drunken Boxing? 369 00:36:51,927 --> 00:36:54,077 You're too damned old, ten years ago, maybe, not now. 370 00:36:55,847 --> 00:36:59,078 Even monkeys reign without a tiger. 371 00:36:59,487 --> 00:37:02,559 Wait until he sees my Northern Drunken Boxing. 372 00:37:03,367 --> 00:37:04,356 Northern Drunken Boxing? 373 00:37:04,647 --> 00:37:07,286 Listen, I want two rooms. 374 00:37:08,247 --> 00:37:12,604 And order one small coffin to fit Sam Seed. 375 00:37:30,007 --> 00:37:31,998 He must have fleas! 376 00:37:33,967 --> 00:37:35,764 Waiter! Bring me some water. 377 00:37:39,287 --> 00:37:40,083 Waiter! 378 00:37:40,967 --> 00:37:44,277 Water? Me bring you water? What did your last servant die of? 379 00:37:45,927 --> 00:37:47,838 You've got a sharp tongue. 380 00:37:48,487 --> 00:37:51,285 Maybe so. Hey, I heard you ordered a coffin. 381 00:37:52,087 --> 00:37:54,237 - So what? - Perhaps one's not enough. 382 00:37:55,687 --> 00:37:57,518 - Why is that? - Why? 383 00:37:57,607 --> 00:38:00,246 Two bodies in one coffin is a bit of a squeeze. 384 00:38:05,247 --> 00:38:07,715 Perhaps you'd like one, too. 385 00:38:13,887 --> 00:38:14,842 Drunk Fist?! 386 00:38:15,967 --> 00:38:18,606 - Good guess. - Then you know Sam Seed. 387 00:38:19,167 --> 00:38:21,522 He's my dad, but I'm not his son. 388 00:38:21,607 --> 00:38:24,075 He's my master, but I'm not his student. 389 00:38:24,527 --> 00:38:26,279 Difficult to believe, right? 390 00:38:27,167 --> 00:38:30,796 Master, student, father or son, I couldn't care less. Where is he? 391 00:38:30,927 --> 00:38:34,397 I'm not telling you. I'll let you sweat a bit. 392 00:38:35,687 --> 00:38:38,281 You should be taught a lesson. 393 00:38:38,447 --> 00:38:38,959 Watch this. 394 00:39:01,287 --> 00:39:02,197 Why is it the same? 395 00:39:03,247 --> 00:39:05,886 Not quite, you'd better look again. 396 00:39:08,727 --> 00:39:12,083 The God Lu, holding a cup in his hand. 397 00:39:14,047 --> 00:39:16,163 Look at your hand, your wine is spilt. 398 00:39:16,807 --> 00:39:17,956 Oh, dear. 399 00:39:19,447 --> 00:39:21,244 You're learning Drunk Fist?! 400 00:39:38,407 --> 00:39:41,160 - See? It's not the same. - Try this. 401 00:39:54,487 --> 00:39:57,718 You'd better give up before I finish you off. 402 00:40:03,847 --> 00:40:07,283 Did you learn your Drunk Fist from your mother? You've no strength! 403 00:40:07,967 --> 00:40:09,195 I'll show you strength! 404 00:40:39,127 --> 00:40:41,118 Where's Sam Seed? Tell me! 405 00:40:42,287 --> 00:40:44,278 You'd better hurry up! 406 00:40:48,287 --> 00:40:50,005 Tell me and I'll let you go. 407 00:40:51,007 --> 00:40:54,795 If you kill me, I won't be able to tell you. 408 00:40:59,327 --> 00:41:00,885 - Let him go. - Master... 409 00:41:19,367 --> 00:41:22,120 He'll lead us to Sam Seed. 410 00:41:25,287 --> 00:41:27,323 - Oh, no! - What happened? 411 00:41:31,407 --> 00:41:32,920 "Drunken Moon Hotel" 412 00:42:15,247 --> 00:42:18,683 Sam Seed, we meet at last. 413 00:42:20,767 --> 00:42:24,521 - And who are you? - My name is Old Rubber Legs. 414 00:42:24,887 --> 00:42:27,447 Oh, it's a pleasure, a pleasure. 415 00:42:28,287 --> 00:42:32,246 During a clear moon, wine brings a clear day. 416 00:42:33,767 --> 00:42:38,522 Sometimes, drinking alone can bring tranquillity. 417 00:42:40,087 --> 00:42:43,079 Sam Seed, let's have a drink together. 418 00:42:43,487 --> 00:42:46,684 You've got wine - then I've got time. 419 00:42:47,407 --> 00:42:48,601 Here's to you, then. 420 00:42:54,687 --> 00:42:59,158 White wine? Good stuff. I'll drink to you, then. 421 00:43:02,087 --> 00:43:02,883 Many thanks. 422 00:43:07,167 --> 00:43:11,763 Here's to you, a real master. Perfect, perfect. 423 00:43:12,567 --> 00:43:14,956 You shouldn't say such things. 424 00:43:21,527 --> 00:43:25,236 I didn't realise this old waist was as flexible as that. 425 00:43:28,687 --> 00:43:30,678 You should be more careful. 426 00:43:31,087 --> 00:43:32,202 Thank you. 427 00:43:41,647 --> 00:43:44,923 Forget it, now. I'll be all right. 428 00:43:46,207 --> 00:43:48,163 Old man, where's your cup gone? 429 00:43:48,807 --> 00:43:51,082 - Relax. - Never refuse a good wine. 430 00:43:51,167 --> 00:43:53,397 - Slowly. - Don't be so polite. 431 00:43:58,687 --> 00:44:00,917 OK, I won't be so polite, then. 432 00:44:04,367 --> 00:44:07,598 Keep your cup full at all times. 433 00:44:08,287 --> 00:44:10,881 No matter what life may bring. 434 00:44:13,807 --> 00:44:18,642 I'd ask the hour of the harvest moon, before I'd ask for another drink. 435 00:44:22,607 --> 00:44:24,120 Don't waste it, drink it. 436 00:44:29,687 --> 00:44:33,760 Now, you've come all this way Just to meet me? 437 00:44:34,167 --> 00:44:36,761 There must be some other reason for your Journey. 438 00:44:39,647 --> 00:44:43,276 Sam Seed's drunken style of boxing is legendary. 439 00:44:44,047 --> 00:44:46,561 I Just wanted to see it for myself. 440 00:44:48,807 --> 00:44:51,765 Sometimes the legend may lie. 441 00:44:52,727 --> 00:44:56,640 But I suppose I should admit I've never lost yet. 442 00:45:00,047 --> 00:45:02,607 There's a saying - Some men don't know their own weaknesses - 443 00:45:02,927 --> 00:45:05,999 like a horse doesn't know the length of its face. 444 00:45:17,607 --> 00:45:20,997 Still there's nothing better than a good wine. 445 00:45:23,367 --> 00:45:25,801 Well, don't let me stop you. 446 00:46:00,887 --> 00:46:04,675 A thousand drinks with a good friend isn't enough. 447 00:46:05,247 --> 00:46:07,078 One word with you is too much. 448 00:46:10,847 --> 00:46:13,566 I think you've had enough. 449 00:46:22,567 --> 00:46:24,637 Drunkenness isn't in the wine. 450 00:46:43,287 --> 00:46:45,118 Don't get too excited. 451 00:47:04,607 --> 00:47:07,963 You've wasted my wine! Do you want to kill me now? 452 00:47:14,447 --> 00:47:17,917 Hey! Eat alone and starve, drink alone and die. 453 00:48:21,607 --> 00:48:24,360 With a cup of wine, the sky is mine. 454 00:48:49,847 --> 00:48:51,724 Now we've got nothing to play with. 455 00:48:57,647 --> 00:49:02,004 The God Tso with the fearsome throat-Iock. 456 00:49:23,207 --> 00:49:26,643 Eight Drunken Gods asleep on a cloud. 457 00:49:27,127 --> 00:49:28,526 Toast the gods. 458 00:49:51,727 --> 00:49:55,845 The God Lau with an attack to the waist. 459 00:49:56,607 --> 00:49:57,403 You'll toast my feet. 460 00:50:25,287 --> 00:50:30,566 The Drunken God Zhang with the kicks. 461 00:50:30,767 --> 00:50:35,079 Today you've learned something new. Now it's time to open your eyes. 462 00:50:37,047 --> 00:50:40,005 Sam Seed, you live up to your reputation. 463 00:50:40,087 --> 00:50:41,440 There's more. 464 00:50:42,407 --> 00:50:48,960 The God Fat Han, with a big pot. 465 00:51:29,287 --> 00:51:30,686 The Drunken Mantis?! 466 00:51:32,647 --> 00:51:35,605 The Mantis snatches the Locust. 467 00:52:03,007 --> 00:52:05,202 Old man, you should be ashamed. 468 00:52:10,287 --> 00:52:12,596 The Drunken Mantis will scratch those naked legs. 469 00:52:25,847 --> 00:52:30,363 You shouldn't have come here. That was your mistake, old man. 470 00:52:30,807 --> 00:52:32,445 Now you'll die. 471 00:52:37,287 --> 00:52:41,041 I'm the drunken Miss Ho, Goddess of sexy hips. 472 00:52:51,047 --> 00:52:51,718 Try that! 473 00:52:56,247 --> 00:52:58,602 You dare kick Miss Ho's bottom! 474 00:53:00,247 --> 00:53:01,680 Women's style is useless! 475 00:53:20,527 --> 00:53:21,721 Get off me! 476 00:53:27,247 --> 00:53:31,399 Have the last drop of wine to prepare for your death! 477 00:54:19,687 --> 00:54:20,244 Dad. 478 00:54:23,527 --> 00:54:25,279 Husband, how are you? 479 00:54:25,647 --> 00:54:27,160 What are you doing? 480 00:54:27,647 --> 00:54:30,719 What am I doing? You've been unconscious for days. 481 00:54:35,367 --> 00:54:35,719 I was Just resting. I'm OK. 482 00:54:35,887 --> 00:54:39,800 The hell you are, you conceited old fool. You won't admit defeat. 483 00:54:39,927 --> 00:54:43,044 Now, Foggy, go and get your father some medicine. 484 00:54:52,167 --> 00:54:53,805 Why such a hurry? 485 00:54:54,287 --> 00:54:57,279 Are you going to a funeral? 486 00:55:41,007 --> 00:55:45,797 My God! Are you a man or a ghost? You almost scared me to death! 487 00:55:46,127 --> 00:55:52,123 You say I'm a man, I'm a man. If you say ghost, I'm a ghost. 488 00:55:52,167 --> 00:55:54,078 People call me the sick ghost. 489 00:56:00,167 --> 00:56:04,240 You sick old ghost, waiting in a coffin to scare people! 490 00:56:08,207 --> 00:56:10,960 Hey! Give that back! 491 00:56:11,447 --> 00:56:12,766 It's by my foot. 492 00:56:37,807 --> 00:56:40,082 Hey, maybe this stuff will make me better. 493 00:56:40,607 --> 00:56:42,723 It's not for you, it's for my father. 494 00:57:07,407 --> 00:57:11,002 Hey! Sick old bastard, you're going to die anyway. Give me the medicine. 495 00:57:11,087 --> 00:57:11,963 And quickly! 496 00:57:13,927 --> 00:57:15,963 - I've given it back. - Where? 497 00:57:16,767 --> 00:57:17,882 On the right. 498 00:57:18,807 --> 00:57:19,922 My right? 499 00:57:20,607 --> 00:57:22,006 My left, my right. 500 00:57:25,487 --> 00:57:26,363 My right?! 501 00:57:26,607 --> 00:57:30,600 My right is your left. 502 00:57:31,927 --> 00:57:33,565 My left side? 503 00:57:34,207 --> 00:57:38,246 Here it is! Just as well, or you'd be dead! 504 00:58:20,647 --> 00:58:23,115 Hey, you! Come out here. 505 00:58:23,607 --> 00:58:24,278 Come on! 506 00:58:28,647 --> 00:58:30,956 He's really dead. 507 00:58:45,207 --> 00:58:46,845 Why scare people like that? 508 00:58:46,927 --> 00:58:51,523 Here I am, you don't have to kick my bed. 509 00:58:51,847 --> 00:58:55,203 I'll burn it unless you tell me why you changed the medicine. 510 00:58:55,487 --> 00:58:58,047 Do you want to poison my dad? 511 00:59:00,527 --> 00:59:03,758 So your father's dead, is he? 512 00:59:03,967 --> 00:59:05,241 He's pretty close. 513 00:59:05,287 --> 00:59:08,802 Did his face go red? And did he get the shits? 514 00:59:09,167 --> 00:59:09,724 Yes. 515 00:59:11,007 --> 00:59:15,797 And did he get cramps and become tired, then go to sleep? 516 00:59:16,487 --> 00:59:20,275 - Yes, that's right! - OK, no problem. Go home. 517 00:59:21,607 --> 00:59:24,724 Wait, you say he's OK, but what if he gets worse? 518 00:59:26,087 --> 00:59:28,965 If that happens come back. 519 00:59:29,007 --> 00:59:32,522 What's the use of that if he's dead? 520 00:59:32,727 --> 00:59:38,085 Don't worry, if he dies, I suppose I will have to take his place. 521 00:59:38,487 --> 00:59:41,206 I'll be your father, so it's no big loss. 522 00:59:41,367 --> 00:59:47,203 Damn you, if your sickness doesn't kill you, then something else will. 523 00:59:55,567 --> 00:59:57,956 So you really want to kill me? 524 01:00:06,847 --> 01:00:09,236 Hold on, let me take your pulse. 525 01:00:13,727 --> 01:00:15,718 You're not in very good health. 526 01:00:24,927 --> 01:00:30,047 Your pulse rate is not at all normal. 527 01:00:31,447 --> 01:00:34,883 Dizziness... blurred vision. 528 01:00:36,447 --> 01:00:39,598 You've got bad indigestion also. 529 01:00:43,127 --> 01:00:48,963 You may recover, but it looks very serious. 530 01:00:49,527 --> 01:00:50,755 These bones are solid. 531 01:00:51,247 --> 01:00:53,602 They'll be stiffer once you're dead. 532 01:00:58,967 --> 01:01:00,480 My back, my back! 533 01:01:00,807 --> 01:01:05,085 Don't worry, backs are one of my specialities. 534 01:01:11,647 --> 01:01:13,607 Ow! My head is killing me. 535 01:01:13,607 --> 01:01:14,562 Headache? 536 01:01:16,607 --> 01:01:19,519 We'll Just twist your head a little. 537 01:01:20,127 --> 01:01:20,798 Oh, God! 538 01:01:28,167 --> 01:01:30,681 That's better. Where else does it hurt? 539 01:01:31,127 --> 01:01:34,119 I've got some good medicine, you'll like it. 540 01:01:34,527 --> 01:01:37,087 I'm not sick, Just pissed off! 541 01:02:03,847 --> 01:02:07,999 Now you've taken my - Sick God's - medicine, 542 01:02:08,687 --> 01:02:11,155 all your problems will be solved. 543 01:02:11,447 --> 01:02:15,042 Sick God? My mum told me about this, the four strange gods, 544 01:02:15,567 --> 01:02:17,762 the Book God, the Magician, the Drunken God 545 01:02:17,927 --> 01:02:19,280 and you're the Sick God. 546 01:02:20,407 --> 01:02:24,446 There you are then. Perhaps now you'll learn something. 547 01:02:27,847 --> 01:02:30,805 Sick God, should I call you Uncle? 548 01:02:30,927 --> 01:02:34,681 You should have before, but it's not too late. 549 01:02:35,367 --> 01:02:38,677 Uncle, it's said your four brothers have great kung fu. 550 01:02:38,807 --> 01:02:40,035 Is that really true? 551 01:02:40,567 --> 01:02:43,240 True. We've all learned a lot of styles. 552 01:02:44,287 --> 01:02:47,040 But each of us has a special skill - 553 01:02:48,647 --> 01:02:51,525 like learning, magic, illness and drunkenness. 554 01:02:51,807 --> 01:02:55,117 Books are no good. I can't understand them. 555 01:02:55,367 --> 01:02:56,641 Idiot! 556 01:03:09,767 --> 01:03:11,723 But there's no book! 557 01:03:12,287 --> 01:03:18,476 Concentrate all your power into your fingers... 558 01:03:24,887 --> 01:03:26,605 to hold a heavy bowl! 559 01:03:30,287 --> 01:03:34,121 The flashing brush! 560 01:03:35,727 --> 01:03:37,206 It cuts like granite. 561 01:03:41,127 --> 01:03:43,004 - That's interesting. - The moon in the willows. 562 01:03:43,607 --> 01:03:44,642 The sun has set. 563 01:03:45,807 --> 01:03:48,560 It's not that interesting. 564 01:03:51,087 --> 01:03:51,803 Magic! 565 01:03:57,407 --> 01:03:59,045 Black and white. 566 01:04:04,807 --> 01:04:06,240 Yin and Yang. 567 01:04:11,847 --> 01:04:13,280 Safety and danger. 568 01:04:16,887 --> 01:04:18,366 Good and evil. 569 01:04:25,247 --> 01:04:28,319 Incredible! That was so close. 570 01:04:29,327 --> 01:04:32,558 Small stuff. You haven't seen anything yet. 571 01:04:34,447 --> 01:04:36,119 What about drunkenness? 572 01:04:36,487 --> 01:04:39,445 That's your father. He really believes it will last, 573 01:04:39,687 --> 01:04:42,565 but he's living in a dreamland. 574 01:04:42,967 --> 01:04:47,597 His drunken boxing will be the end of him. 575 01:04:49,967 --> 01:04:52,276 Uncle, of the four styles, which is best? 576 01:04:53,567 --> 01:04:55,603 Your father's of course. 577 01:04:56,487 --> 01:04:59,638 - Why is that? - It's like foreigners read Chinese. 578 01:05:00,687 --> 01:05:01,403 What? 579 01:05:02,127 --> 01:05:04,561 They read backwards. 580 01:05:06,127 --> 01:05:10,996 Book, magic, sick, wine, be sure which comes first. 581 01:05:12,727 --> 01:05:14,558 Well, maybe that's what happened with Rubber Legs. 582 01:05:15,767 --> 01:05:21,842 Drunk Fist has the same basis with two styles, northern and southern. 583 01:05:22,647 --> 01:05:26,640 Rubber Legs has perfected the northern style and is champion. 584 01:05:27,047 --> 01:05:29,003 He is also very cunning. 585 01:05:29,487 --> 01:05:33,958 He took Drunken Boxing and combined it with the Mantis style. 586 01:05:34,287 --> 01:05:39,441 Rubber Legs' Mantis is deadly, especially with his ripping claw! 587 01:05:41,367 --> 01:05:42,720 It can kill. 588 01:05:44,847 --> 01:05:49,841 Although his Mantis is deadly, he's never encountered my Sick Fist. 589 01:05:54,167 --> 01:05:59,525 - One on one, he has no chance. - What is Sick Fist? 590 01:05:59,647 --> 01:06:01,399 The Sick Fist style is... 591 01:06:01,767 --> 01:06:07,364 Feel, lock, grab, block and close up. 592 01:06:08,047 --> 01:06:15,761 5 moves which connect and flow continuously one into the other. 593 01:06:15,887 --> 01:06:18,845 I will enJoy myself with this man. 594 01:06:19,287 --> 01:06:22,643 - Maybe you could teach me. - You? 595 01:06:23,967 --> 01:06:25,878 I know I don't have a chance. 596 01:06:26,327 --> 01:06:29,797 Dad always says I'm stupid, I'm no good, I've no talent. 597 01:06:30,127 --> 01:06:35,679 Hey, you shouldn't talk like that. We can cure your problem easily. 598 01:06:36,407 --> 01:06:40,958 - So you will teach me? - Just don't let your dad know. 599 01:07:02,367 --> 01:07:06,326 - Take a break if you need to. - I'm fine. 600 01:08:01,327 --> 01:08:04,683 You're doing a great Job of keeping the fire going. 601 01:08:12,807 --> 01:08:15,640 Uncle, the medicine is ready. 602 01:08:19,287 --> 01:08:21,881 Lower, I can't reach it. 603 01:08:26,847 --> 01:08:29,122 Uncle, my strength is going. 604 01:08:31,047 --> 01:08:33,766 If you want to beat Rubber Legs, you must practise. 605 01:08:47,367 --> 01:08:49,722 Uncle, there's so much tofu, are we going to eat it all? 606 01:08:49,887 --> 01:08:51,115 Are you crazy? 607 01:08:57,287 --> 01:08:58,197 Catch! 608 01:09:02,287 --> 01:09:03,606 You're wasting it! 609 01:09:03,847 --> 01:09:06,077 Not if you catch it! 610 01:09:08,807 --> 01:09:09,762 It's broken. 611 01:09:10,127 --> 01:09:12,277 It won't break if you catch it right. 612 01:09:13,007 --> 01:09:14,838 He's Just playing with me. Tofu is so soft. 613 01:09:15,367 --> 01:09:16,846 Nobody could catch it. 614 01:09:25,087 --> 01:09:27,043 You see, it is possible. 615 01:09:27,407 --> 01:09:32,879 If you want to catch it, you must be very flexible and gentle. 616 01:09:46,287 --> 01:09:48,482 So I get to eat tofu anyway. 617 01:09:54,807 --> 01:09:56,001 Watch! 618 01:10:00,087 --> 01:10:01,076 Your turn. 619 01:10:17,887 --> 01:10:22,244 Remember what I said about combining your power and your speed. 620 01:10:23,007 --> 01:10:25,521 Power and speed? 621 01:11:20,727 --> 01:11:22,922 The spirit controls your breath. 622 01:11:37,687 --> 01:11:39,643 Breathing gives you power. 623 01:11:49,127 --> 01:11:52,756 Concentrate that power. 624 01:11:54,167 --> 01:11:55,964 Power comes from within. 625 01:14:08,247 --> 01:14:09,965 This tofu tastes awful. 626 01:14:11,127 --> 01:14:12,526 It's rotten, that's why. 627 01:14:22,327 --> 01:14:22,804 "Northern Boxing" 628 01:14:31,447 --> 01:14:32,880 - Hey, old lady! - What's this? 629 01:14:34,127 --> 01:14:36,163 - Come, practise the Mantis with me. - You're crazy! I will not. 630 01:14:36,287 --> 01:14:38,881 At your age, acting like that. 631 01:14:39,127 --> 01:14:42,324 I'll practise myself, then. 632 01:14:48,567 --> 01:14:49,636 Stay there. 633 01:14:52,847 --> 01:14:54,565 And Just where the hell have you been? 634 01:14:54,647 --> 01:14:57,081 Come on, out with it. Answer me. 635 01:14:59,647 --> 01:15:03,356 - What's the matter? - Don't say I don't teach you. 636 01:15:03,407 --> 01:15:04,840 Try my Mantis' Fist. 637 01:15:30,127 --> 01:15:31,196 Don't damage the book, Dad. 638 01:15:40,567 --> 01:15:42,205 I'll Just go help Mum with dinner. 639 01:16:35,487 --> 01:16:38,126 That sick brother of mine is still playing tricks. 640 01:17:08,887 --> 01:17:15,076 So, last time you escaped because of the fire. You won't escape this time. 641 01:17:17,927 --> 01:17:18,564 Escape? Why should I? 642 01:17:18,607 --> 01:17:22,805 My Drunken Mantis is much better than yours. Come on! 643 01:17:24,407 --> 01:17:27,717 Your son and wife will probably Join you. Good. 644 01:17:28,807 --> 01:17:33,005 I'll put you all in the grave, Just watch me. 645 01:17:38,287 --> 01:17:39,276 Who are you? 646 01:17:41,687 --> 01:17:43,359 Well? Another debt collector? 647 01:17:44,647 --> 01:17:46,922 I don't collect debts, I only collect lives. 648 01:17:47,367 --> 01:17:51,042 - Whose life? - Sam Seed, or his son. 649 01:17:51,927 --> 01:17:56,557 You think you're a big man? You're not as good as you'd like to think. 650 01:17:58,207 --> 01:18:00,721 Big talk, but let's see if you can fight. 651 01:18:24,367 --> 01:18:26,244 Let's see what you can really do. 652 01:18:27,127 --> 01:18:28,116 I'll kill you in three moves! 653 01:18:30,847 --> 01:18:31,916 See the light! 654 01:18:52,567 --> 01:18:54,922 Now you can see the light. 655 01:18:56,007 --> 01:18:57,406 Whirlwind spear! 656 01:19:19,207 --> 01:19:20,560 What's next? 657 01:19:21,127 --> 01:19:23,482 Third move, killer spear! 658 01:19:40,767 --> 01:19:42,041 You've done that already! 659 01:19:51,047 --> 01:19:51,797 Hold it! 660 01:19:54,407 --> 01:19:56,762 You again. I'm glad you came. 661 01:19:57,727 --> 01:19:58,398 Why is that? 662 01:19:59,407 --> 01:20:01,921 Saves me having to come and look for you. 663 01:20:02,487 --> 01:20:03,317 Foggy, do you know him? 664 01:20:03,407 --> 01:20:07,844 He's Rubber Legs' student. He tried to kill me and Dad once. 665 01:20:08,047 --> 01:20:11,403 If my teacher hadn't stopped me, you'd be dead. 666 01:20:11,967 --> 01:20:15,596 No chance. It's my turn to teach you now. 667 01:20:17,407 --> 01:20:18,442 Careful. 668 01:20:28,167 --> 01:20:29,680 Is that the best you can do? 669 01:20:35,847 --> 01:20:37,803 Careful, I'm not very good with spears. 670 01:20:55,207 --> 01:20:57,641 If it weren't for that shoe, you'd eat the spear! 671 01:21:02,847 --> 01:21:04,246 Now start crawling. 672 01:21:05,207 --> 01:21:09,405 Don't look so happy, my teacher will fight you after your father. 673 01:21:10,247 --> 01:21:10,997 Father? 674 01:21:28,287 --> 01:21:31,359 Sam Seed, that coffin is for you. 675 01:21:43,007 --> 01:21:45,441 You drunkard, I Just saved your life. 676 01:21:46,247 --> 01:21:50,604 It's none of your business, you sick bastard. You think I can't do it? 677 01:21:52,327 --> 01:21:55,399 Well, we've got a helper. 678 01:21:55,647 --> 01:22:00,402 Don't worry, I'll only use my mouth, not my fists, he can manage alone. 679 01:22:01,327 --> 01:22:03,079 I've never needed help in my life! 680 01:22:08,687 --> 01:22:09,324 Hey, leave me out of this. 681 01:22:27,447 --> 01:22:30,007 Hey, brother, watch out for his Drunken Mantis kick. 682 01:22:31,487 --> 01:22:33,364 I told you already, stay out of this. 683 01:22:42,247 --> 01:22:47,446 If you don't need help, where are the results? How long will this take? 684 01:22:59,327 --> 01:23:00,726 There's Just one move left. 685 01:23:01,727 --> 01:23:03,877 - What's that? - Run like hell. 686 01:23:04,087 --> 01:23:05,315 Drop dead! 687 01:23:16,287 --> 01:23:18,801 Father, are you OK? Is he bothering you? 688 01:23:19,087 --> 01:23:19,837 I'm fine. 689 01:23:20,887 --> 01:23:23,606 Move aside, let my student fight. 690 01:23:23,967 --> 01:23:27,164 All right. Don't you worry, I'll fix him. 691 01:23:27,447 --> 01:23:33,044 Do you want to die? I can't even manage, so how will you? Stand aside. 692 01:23:34,247 --> 01:23:38,399 After losing to my pupil, you want to fight me, stupid? 693 01:23:39,487 --> 01:23:42,479 OK, then it will be my pleasure to send you both to hell. 694 01:23:44,207 --> 01:23:47,199 Show off! Whose spear do you think that is? 695 01:23:50,647 --> 01:23:54,162 Your student was an easy target. Now he's no good to anyone. 696 01:23:59,167 --> 01:24:02,398 Hey, pupil, do your best. Watch it, don't disgrace me. 697 01:24:03,687 --> 01:24:06,042 I won't disappoint you. 698 01:24:39,167 --> 01:24:40,156 You'll never escape me like that! 699 01:24:46,287 --> 01:24:47,800 Feel your pulse. 700 01:24:56,607 --> 01:24:58,438 The drunkard spills his drink. 701 01:25:51,287 --> 01:25:53,881 My back is really killing me! 702 01:26:09,887 --> 01:26:11,843 That really hit the spot. 703 01:26:25,847 --> 01:26:27,997 These reflexes are really good. 704 01:26:39,047 --> 01:26:40,560 Feeling dizzy? Let me help. 705 01:26:46,847 --> 01:26:48,485 Got a headache? 706 01:27:00,087 --> 01:27:01,805 What? Does your leg hurt? 707 01:27:06,207 --> 01:27:08,084 Constipated? I'll fix that. 708 01:27:13,847 --> 01:27:16,122 Heart trouble? I'll listen to it for you. 709 01:27:22,967 --> 01:27:24,320 My God, it's stopped! 710 01:27:24,647 --> 01:27:25,602 My hand. 711 01:27:36,007 --> 01:27:38,202 Careful, the Drunken Mantis Fist! 712 01:27:38,487 --> 01:27:41,320 Don't worry, I'll squash him like a bug. 713 01:28:14,607 --> 01:28:18,486 God! I told you not to get involved. 714 01:28:18,527 --> 01:28:21,758 You're going to die because of your showing off. 715 01:28:23,007 --> 01:28:25,475 I haven't started to fight yet, Sam Seed. 716 01:28:55,807 --> 01:28:59,800 Listen here, Just go crazy, go totally berserk and kill him! 717 01:29:00,007 --> 01:29:02,441 Can't you see you're wasting your breath? 718 01:30:31,647 --> 01:30:34,320 I'm your father, can't you see who I am? 719 01:30:34,647 --> 01:30:36,080 I'm your father! 720 01:30:41,567 --> 01:30:43,159 Now the shoe is on the other foot. 50636

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