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Hey! What's up, Bruce Lee?
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Hey, what's up, Dee?
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[music on Walkman]
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I said, what's up, Dee?
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Is she still mad at me
'cause I told those kids
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she was Miss Butterworth?
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She can't hear you, Marlon.
She's wearin' a Walkman.
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- 'Oh.'
- Yo, check this out.
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Watch this. Watch this.
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[laughing]
Hey, Dee. Hey, Dee.
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You did a really good
job
shavin' this mornin'.
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- Thank you.
- Ha!
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- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
- Watch this. Yeah. Yeah.
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- Yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah. Yeah.
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Watch this. Watch this.
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Hey, hey, Dee, uh..
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How many pounds do you think
you've gained since
breakfast?
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Eleven.
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No, you.. Hey, hey, you do
one.
You do one.
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- I can do?
- Yeah.
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It'll be hilarious.
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- Yo, do a real crazy one.
- Alright. Hold it. Hold
it.
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Do a real crazy one.
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Yo, Dee.
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Your breath
smell like monkey
pampers.
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I heard that.
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Alright! I was jokin', Dee.
I was jokin'!
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- Gosh..
- Peace out.
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What was you listenin' to?
'Cause you was groovin',
girl.
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I was listenin' to my man.
Luther Vandross.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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He's gonna be at
TJ Records today.
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I'mma go down and have him
sign my autograph book.
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Well, Dee, I heard in the
radio
that he's gonna be
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down there at 12.
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If you want to go,
you better get to
steppin'.
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Shucks, I've been lookin'
forward to this all week.
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Boy, Dee, I haven't
seen you this excited
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since you lost your ab-roller.
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Oh, God. Shawn, could you
cover for me?
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I can't, Dee,
I have a distributor's meeting
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in 20 minutes.
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- Ooh!
- Hey, baby, I'm free.
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No.
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I don't think
you have what it takes.
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What? A GED?
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- You got one, right?
- Yeah.
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Oh.. Okay.
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I've already
done the mornin' rounds.
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I've written the report.
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Okay, all you have to do
is sit here.
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- Now, can you handle that?
- No problem.
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Okay. Ooh! Ho-ho!
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Damn, Dee.
It's nice and warm
too.
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[Dee laughing]
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Oh, I cannot wait to throw
my panties at Luther.
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You better be careful.
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He might keep those.
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You and him
are about the same
size.
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Okay, I'm countin' on you.
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- Hey, I got you, baby.
- Okay. Okay.
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Don't worry. I got you.
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I don't know what
she trippin' about,
Shawn.
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This job is a piece of cake.
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Ain't nothin' gonna get by me.
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Yeah, you're right.
You're right.
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- See, I uphold the law.
- Oh, definitely.
Definitely.
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- I do my thing.
- Protect and serve.
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(Shawn)
'Oh, yeah, got you.
Got you, man.'
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Ain't nobody gonna punk you.
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No. No.
Never that, never
that.
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Hey, ain't no
litterin'
in this lobby!
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Come here, punk!
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No! Wait! No! No! No!
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No! no! Let me go!
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Let me go! Mister! Mister!
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No! Wait! Mister!
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[theme song]
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♪ We're brothers ♪
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♪ We're happy
and we're singin' ♪
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♪ And we're colored ♪
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♪ Gimme a high five ♪♪
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(male #1)
'Alright, cut and print.'
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'Beautiful, guys. Dynamite.'
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[theme music]
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[instrumental music]
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Excuse me, ma'am.
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Uh..
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[coughs]
Uh..
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Two heads of lettuce are
missin'
from Pop's restaurant.
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And...I have reason to believe
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you're hidin' them
in your brassiere.
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Hey, man.
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Excuse me, uh,
what happened to the guard
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that's usually here, Dee Baxter?
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Real funny, fro. A'ight.
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I think she went down to TJ's
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to throw her panties
at Luther Vandross.
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- Anythin' I can help you
with?
- I don't understand.
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What kind of security guard
leaves their post
unattended?
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Same kind that comes to work
late and leaves early.
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No, but seriously, man.
Dee is mad cool.
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I mean, she's very helpful,
especially if you wanna know
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why the woman on the third
floor
has got an Adam's apple.
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And, yo,
Dee's always on top of things.
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Especially if he's payin'
for dinner.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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I don't think
that's funny at
all.
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It looks to me like
she's doing a very poor job.
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Hey, hey, ho-hold on.
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Calm down, crustache.
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What are you gettin'
all worked up about?
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- You act like you her--
- Supervisor Kellog?
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Um, wh-what are you doin' here?
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Officer Baxter,
where have you been?
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- Uh--
- And who is this imbecile?
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Imbecile? Hey, look here, man.
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I'll have you know
I am Afro-American
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and one-eighth Portuguese.
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That's why I got these
five weaves right back here.
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Go on. Feel that, brother.
Go on. Little bit of movement.
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Um, uh..
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- I have an explanation.
- I doubt that.
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From what they tell me
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this irresponsible
behavior
isn't unusual.
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Wait. You guys
have been bad-mouthin' me?
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Shawn was.
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I can explain.
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You'll have plenty of time
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to do that before
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the review board next week.
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Until then...
you're suspended without
pay.
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[instrumental music]
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Hey, Dee. We just came
to apologize, girl.
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I mean, we had no idea
we was talkin' to your boss
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with that Inspector Gadget
coat on.
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Hey, I don't blame you guys.
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This is my own fault.
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I had no right
leaving Marlon in charge.
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Now I gotta pay the price.
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That's me.
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The first day
I became a security guard.
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I was so proud.
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Wow. Look at this big ol' Afro.
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Who did your hair,
the Commodores?
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That's where
I used to keep my taser
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until it went off
and burned my scalp.
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Yeah.
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Uh, no use
livin' in the past.
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I just don't know
how I'm gonna make ends meet
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until that hearin' comes up.
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I got so many bills to pay.
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Well, why don't
you
work for pops?
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He pays minimum wage.
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Hu-huh?
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Uh, good idea, son.
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I never thought
about hirin' a maid before.
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Lord knows your mama
never lifts a finger.
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We got mushrooms
growin' on our bath mat.
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Pop, I meant as a waitress, man.
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You said you was lookin'
for some help.
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Yeah, pop, and who knows
the menu better than Dee?
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Dee doesn't know anything
about my prices.
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Her big ass
freeloads all the time.
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Pops, I would
really appreciate
it.
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You know, just
somethin'
to tide me over.
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Okay, Dee, you start tomorrow.
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- Alright.
- Oh!
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Thank you!
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Hey, Dee, now as you work here
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Pop gonna give you free food.
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As long as it's
not beef, chicken
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or anything made with flour.
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[instrumental music]
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We really got Dee fired.
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Yeah, I know. I miss her.
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Yeah, me too.
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Hey, but maybe
they'll replace her with
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a new sexy security guard, huh?
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Well, he ain't my
type.
He's all yours.
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Whoa, buddy.
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Good morning.
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A citation?
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What's this for, Barney Fife?
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Your pornographic periodicals
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are supposed to be in the back
row covered with brown paper.
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On top of that, your stand
is extended two inches
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into the main throughway.
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That's a fire hazard.
You've been warned.
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Oh, well, in that case,
maybe I should warn you
too.
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- About what?
- About my foot up your
behind.
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Hey, hey, hey.
Come on! come on, man!
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He's just joshin'.
He's just joshin'.
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Hey, Bill, how are you?
Nice to meet you.
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What's up, baby?
You alright?
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[indistinct]
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Cool, bro. Word up.
I said, nice to meet you.
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Word. How are you doin'?
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You cool? Good to see you, man.
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See, uh, we like, we like
to loosen things up here.
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We like playin' around.
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Well, I don't.
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What? A $200
for sexual harassment?
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You had your hand
on my bottom,
mister.
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It's ridiculous, B.
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We need to get Dee back.
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Yeah. He ain't
even
got no bottom.
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[instrumental music]
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(Pops)
Will you get over there
and-and
take care of that customer?
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She's been
waiting
for ten minutes.
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Oh.
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And smile. Look.
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Howdy-do. May I
hel..
May I help you?
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May I take your order?
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Well, what do you suggest?
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Uh, the sausage
and cheese omelet.
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It's the best thing on the menu.
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Ugh! That sounds fatty.
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What do you care?
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Everybody knows after a big meal
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you run to the ladies' room
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and stick your finger
down your throat.
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I am not gonna sit here
and be insulted.
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Hey, hey, come back here!
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You better stick your finger
down your throat and throw up
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some quarters to pay
for them crackers
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you just got through eatin'!
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Hey, what's goin' on, pop?
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Oh, son, Dee's the worst
waitress I've ever seen.
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- 'Oh.'
- Slow, rude.
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And don't stiff her on her
tip,
she'll cut you.
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Maybe she don't know she's bad.
Have you tried talkin' to her?
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No, son, it's beyond that.
I'm gonna have to fire her.
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Oh, pop, I don't know
if that's such a good idea.
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Remember she knows
where you live
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and she did have a gun.
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Hey, uh, pops
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I don't think you guys should
be
criticizin' Dee like this.
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Why, because her
self-esteem is low?
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I don't give a damn.
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No, big bow tie..
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...because she's
right behind you.
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My own friends
callin' me hopeless.
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Well, I don't want to stay
any place where I'm not wanted!
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I quit!
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Come on, pop.
Say something, man.
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That one egg omelet
is comin' out of your
paycheck.
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[instrumental music]
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Now, Look, Marlon, it was
our fault that Dee got
fired.
250
00:10:30,830 --> 00:10:32,220
So, the least we could
do
is cheer her up
251
00:10:32,250 --> 00:10:34,150
and take her mind
off
her financial
troubles.
252
00:10:34,183 --> 00:10:35,223
- Alright?
- Okay.
253
00:10:35,250 --> 00:10:37,160
So I guess
I shouldn't tell her about
254
00:10:37,500 --> 00:10:38,320
the eviction notice
on her door, huh?
255
00:10:38,350 --> 00:10:41,220
No, stupid. Is that
part of cheerin' up?
No.
256
00:10:41,250 --> 00:10:43,330
- Okay.
- Okay. Alright.
257
00:10:43,366 --> 00:10:46,216
Now remember, Marlon,
only say positive
things.
258
00:10:46,250 --> 00:10:48,000
[knocking on door]
259
00:10:48,330 --> 00:10:49,130
(Dee)
'It's open!'
260
00:10:51,283 --> 00:10:52,333
Damn!
261
00:10:52,366 --> 00:10:55,156
It smells like
a porta potty in here!
262
00:10:56,316 --> 00:10:58,096
I am so sorry.
263
00:10:58,133 --> 00:11:00,833
I-I know my house is a mess
264
00:11:00,116 --> 00:11:01,326
but I can't help it.
265
00:11:01,366 --> 00:11:04,096
You know, I've lost everything.
266
00:11:04,133 --> 00:11:06,233
Everything but your appetite.
267
00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:08,346
Here you go, Dee, a little
somethin' to cheer you up,
girl.
268
00:11:08,383 --> 00:11:10,333
Oh, thank you.
269
00:11:10,660 --> 00:11:12,660
And remember,
you are not a failure.
270
00:11:12,100 --> 00:11:14,370
Yeah, even though you
did lose two jobs in two days.
271
00:11:16,116 --> 00:11:18,276
You know, I-I used to
have a purpose.
272
00:11:18,316 --> 00:11:20,376
A reason to get up
every morning.
273
00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:22,300
And-and that's what
you still should do.
274
00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:24,663
You should get up, get out.
275
00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:26,120
Go take a walk,
girl.
Get some fresh
air.
276
00:11:26,150 --> 00:11:28,330
Yeah, because you'll
have plenty of fresh air
277
00:11:28,660 --> 00:11:30,130
when they evict you next week.
278
00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:34,826
Uh, eh-eh-eh, Dee, hey,
look at the bright side.
279
00:11:34,116 --> 00:11:35,376
At least you get to stay
home
an-and-and
280
00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:37,150
catch up on
all your soap
operas.
281
00:11:37,183 --> 00:11:40,133
- Yeah.
- They took my TV away.
282
00:11:43,100 --> 00:11:45,270
Well, I mean, I
mean,
it's not over yet,
girl.
283
00:11:45,300 --> 00:11:48,500
I mean, uh, maybe
the review board will see
that
284
00:11:48,830 --> 00:11:49,180
it was just a mistake
285
00:11:49,216 --> 00:11:51,116
and they'll give
you
your job back.
286
00:11:51,150 --> 00:11:54,220
Oh, they're not gonna
give me my job back.
287
00:11:54,250 --> 00:11:56,100
I've been written up
once before.
288
00:11:56,133 --> 00:11:58,283
Once they see my file,
I'm history.
289
00:11:58,316 --> 00:12:00,196
Well, what did you do?
290
00:12:00,233 --> 00:12:03,183
Well, it was this
junior executive.
291
00:12:03,216 --> 00:12:05,996
He was a, a-a corporate spy
292
00:12:06,330 --> 00:12:08,500
and he was
stealin' computer disk
293
00:12:08,830 --> 00:12:10,220
and I arrested him,
and I got accommodation.
294
00:12:10,250 --> 00:12:12,170
I don't get it.
What's so bad about that?
295
00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:13,150
Yeah.
296
00:12:13,183 --> 00:12:15,183
Well, the surveillance tape
297
00:12:15,216 --> 00:12:17,296
showed that before
I turned him in
298
00:12:17,333 --> 00:12:20,373
we were making love
on the conference room table.
299
00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,130
That didn't go over very well.
300
00:12:23,166 --> 00:12:25,996
You still got that tape?
301
00:12:26,330 --> 00:12:28,000
Well, well, maybe,
Dee,
what you need to do
302
00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:30,170
is-is-is just
change your
career.
303
00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:32,170
Yeah, that's what you need
to do, change your career,
girl.
304
00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:34,170
Look, have you looked
in the employment ads?
305
00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:36,330
Yeah, Dee, there's gotta be
somethin' in there for you.
306
00:12:36,366 --> 00:12:39,996
Alright! Let's see,
let's see what's in here,
um..
307
00:12:40,330 --> 00:12:41,230
- Did you go to college?
- No.
308
00:12:41,266 --> 00:12:43,496
- Uh, can you type?
- No.
309
00:12:43,830 --> 00:12:44,330
- Do you know word processing?
- No.
310
00:12:44,366 --> 00:12:46,126
- Can you mix drinks?
- No.
311
00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:48,096
- Can you lift heavy objects?
- No.
312
00:12:48,133 --> 00:12:50,203
Biatch! Can you
drywall?
What's up?
313
00:12:50,233 --> 00:12:52,303
I'm a security guard.
314
00:12:52,333 --> 00:12:55,273
Alright. That's all I ever
wanted to be. It's in my
blood.
315
00:12:55,300 --> 00:12:58,830
Look, Dee, you got to do
somethin' to hold you over
316
00:12:58,116 --> 00:12:59,146
until you get
your stuff together.
317
00:12:59,183 --> 00:13:00,273
You know what I am sayin'?
318
00:13:00,300 --> 00:13:02,180
No, well,
I got a little
part-time job.
319
00:13:02,216 --> 00:13:04,196
It's not much,
but it pays the
rent.
320
00:13:04,233 --> 00:13:05,323
[phone ringing]
321
00:13:05,350 --> 00:13:08,160
- Excuse me, fellas.
- Alright, girl.
322
00:13:09,383 --> 00:13:13,183
Hello?
Whole Lotta Love hotline.
323
00:13:14,266 --> 00:13:16,826
'What am I wearin'?'
324
00:13:16,116 --> 00:13:20,496
'Oh, my house shoes,
my mama's muumuu'
325
00:13:20,830 --> 00:13:22,150
and an ACE bandage.
326
00:13:22,183 --> 00:13:24,373
I pulled a hamstring.
327
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,280
Some freak wanted me
to put my leg
328
00:13:27,316 --> 00:13:29,366
behind my neck last night.
329
00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:32,380
Hello?
330
00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:34,130
Hello?
331
00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:37,660
Damn.
332
00:13:37,100 --> 00:13:39,280
I know.
She sucks at that
too.
333
00:13:39,316 --> 00:13:40,346
No.
334
00:13:40,383 --> 00:13:43,833
I think I called her last night.
335
00:13:43,116 --> 00:13:45,316
I was the one who told her
to put her neck behind her
foot.
336
00:13:47,166 --> 00:13:48,276
Her foot behind her neck.
337
00:13:48,316 --> 00:13:50,166
No, I wanted her neck
behind her foot.
338
00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:51,350
You're disgusting, man. Move.
339
00:13:51,383 --> 00:13:54,163
Anybody can do
foot behind her neck thing.
340
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,330
It's different.
341
00:13:55,660 --> 00:13:57,120
[instrumental music]
342
00:13:57,150 --> 00:13:59,220
We gotta replace
these files. Hey!
343
00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:02,330
- What are you doin'?
- Punchin' in.
344
00:14:02,660 --> 00:14:03,300
I'm tryin' to get paid, brother.
345
00:14:03,333 --> 00:14:05,103
Oh, let me punch in too.
346
00:14:05,133 --> 00:14:06,373
[groans]
347
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:07,370
[indistinct]
348
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,170
- Alright, look.
- What?
349
00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:11,180
I gotta replace these
files
with Dee's old files.
350
00:14:11,216 --> 00:14:13,326
Go ahead. Go, go, go.
351
00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:17,160
Oh, snap.
Shawn, this is cool.
352
00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:19,130
This is like the space shuttle.
353
00:14:19,166 --> 00:14:21,226
I'm a black astronaut.
354
00:14:21,266 --> 00:14:25,146
Yes. This is Leroy,
the black afro-naut.
355
00:14:25,183 --> 00:14:26,383
Connect call to Earth.
356
00:14:28,283 --> 00:14:31,103
Yes, Earth. R-U-F-F.
357
00:14:31,133 --> 00:14:33,253
Yes, NASA, seems like we're
gonna be a little late.
358
00:14:33,283 --> 00:14:35,173
Seems like the space patrol
pulled us over
359
00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:37,380
and put a boot on the shuttle.
360
00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:39,380
And besides,
we only got two dollars of
gas.
361
00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:43,500
We probably have to stop over
and pull over and hitch-hike.
362
00:14:43,830 --> 00:14:45,220
Oh, but it's alright,
we'll just stay here
363
00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:47,220
'cause these Martians
sure know how to party.
364
00:14:47,250 --> 00:14:50,180
Besides, the girls up here
are green with three asses.
365
00:14:50,216 --> 00:14:52,996
Will you come on?
Now put the damn phone down!
366
00:14:53,330 --> 00:14:54,180
- Alright, I found it.
- Alright.
367
00:14:54,216 --> 00:14:55,316
Mission
accomplished.
Let's bounce.
368
00:14:55,350 --> 00:14:57,300
- Hey, uh, come on.
- Oh, my God.
369
00:14:57,333 --> 00:14:59,183
Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
370
00:14:59,216 --> 00:15:00,316
Someone's comin'.
Someone's comin'.
371
00:15:00,350 --> 00:15:02,320
- Let's go. Hide. Hide.
- No.
372
00:15:02,350 --> 00:15:04,370
Not there. Not
there.
Get down.
373
00:15:08,660 --> 00:15:09,660
Come on.
What about this door?
374
00:15:09,100 --> 00:15:10,320
No. Alright, alright.
375
00:15:10,350 --> 00:15:13,120
Forget it. Forget it. Forget
it.
Come on. Okay.
376
00:15:15,166 --> 00:15:17,116
'Alright. Watch out.'
377
00:15:29,216 --> 00:15:31,266
He's going
away.
Ha ha ha!
378
00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:33,000
- Marlon..
- He's stupid.
379
00:15:33,330 --> 00:15:34,100
Marlon, we're stupid.
380
00:15:34,133 --> 00:15:35,353
- He locked us out, man.
- He what?
381
00:15:35,383 --> 00:15:37,223
- We're locked out.
- He.. What?
382
00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:39,250
- He locked us out?
- Yeah. We're stuck out here.
383
00:15:39,283 --> 00:15:41,503
Oh, no.
384
00:15:41,830 --> 00:15:43,000
- What are we gonna do?
- Alright, alright.
Alright.
385
00:15:43,330 --> 00:15:44,130
- Help!
- Wait. Wait.
386
00:15:44,166 --> 00:15:46,326
Help us! Help us!
387
00:15:46,366 --> 00:15:48,996
Shh! Stop it! Okay?
388
00:15:49,330 --> 00:15:50,660
Now, look.
389
00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:51,270
- Now, just be cool, okay?
- Okay.
390
00:15:51,300 --> 00:15:53,170
You just chill right here,
alright?
391
00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:55,330
Now whatever you do,
don't look down
392
00:15:55,660 --> 00:15:56,200
because you'll get dizzy
and fall.
393
00:15:56,233 --> 00:15:57,203
- Okay.
- Alright?
394
00:15:57,233 --> 00:15:58,383
- Alright.
- Okay.
395
00:16:00,166 --> 00:16:03,216
- Oh, God.
- Marlon, get up. Get up.
396
00:16:03,250 --> 00:16:05,180
No. No, don't you do this.
397
00:16:05,216 --> 00:16:06,326
Don't you do this.
398
00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:08,996
- Okay. Alright.
- Don't you do this.
Alright.
399
00:16:09,330 --> 00:16:11,830
Get up. Get up. Get up.
400
00:16:11,116 --> 00:16:12,246
There you go. Get up.
401
00:16:12,283 --> 00:16:13,283
- You alright?
- Yeah.
402
00:16:13,316 --> 00:16:14,346
- You cool?
- Yeah.
403
00:16:14,383 --> 00:16:16,103
Alright.
404
00:16:16,133 --> 00:16:18,503
Oh, Shawn, you're so sweet.
405
00:16:18,830 --> 00:16:19,250
You don't want me
to fall and die
406
00:16:19,283 --> 00:16:21,283
'cause I'm your little
brother
and you love me?
407
00:16:21,316 --> 00:16:23,126
Hell, no, Negro.
408
00:16:23,166 --> 00:16:25,156
You're gonna stick around
and pay your half of the rent
409
00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:26,500
this month.
410
00:16:27,250 --> 00:16:29,370
Now, look, Marlon, all we
gotta
do is just stay right here
411
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,280
and chill and just
wait for some help, okay?
412
00:16:31,316 --> 00:16:32,346
- Okay.
- Stay right there.
413
00:16:32,383 --> 00:16:34,253
- Alright.
- Alright.
414
00:16:34,283 --> 00:16:35,323
We gotta wait for help?
415
00:16:35,350 --> 00:16:37,160
- Marlon..
- What?
416
00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:38,180
What else we're gonna do, huh?
417
00:16:38,216 --> 00:16:40,296
We're 15 stories up.
418
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,253
Let's go up one more flight.
419
00:16:42,283 --> 00:16:43,233
Why?
420
00:16:43,266 --> 00:16:45,176
Sixteen's my lucky number.
421
00:16:45,216 --> 00:16:46,326
Boy, you say somethin'
that stupid again
422
00:16:46,366 --> 00:16:48,296
and I'll push you
off this buildin'.
423
00:16:48,333 --> 00:16:50,163
Now, look,
just chill, man, alright?
424
00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:51,300
- Alright.
- Stop actin' like a lil'
girl.
425
00:16:51,333 --> 00:16:52,333
Alright.
426
00:16:52,366 --> 00:16:54,146
Besides what's
the worst that can happen?
427
00:16:54,183 --> 00:16:56,223
[wind gushing]
428
00:16:56,250 --> 00:16:59,330
[instrumental music]
429
00:17:04,166 --> 00:17:05,176
It's freezing.
430
00:17:10,150 --> 00:17:12,830
Look. Look, Marlon.
431
00:17:12,116 --> 00:17:13,996
We're saved.
432
00:17:14,330 --> 00:17:15,230
There's a bunch
of people out there.
433
00:17:15,266 --> 00:17:17,276
- They're lookin' up at us.
- What are they sayin'?
434
00:17:17,316 --> 00:17:19,326
I don't know,
but they're pointin' at us.
435
00:17:19,660 --> 00:17:20,120
[indistinct shouting]
436
00:17:20,150 --> 00:17:22,160
Can't make out
what they are sayin' though.
437
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,300
(in unison)
'Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!'
438
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:28,333
(Pops)
'Shawn, Marlon!'
439
00:17:29,366 --> 00:17:30,346
Pop.
440
00:17:34,183 --> 00:17:36,373
I don't know what pushed you
boys over the edge
441
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,320
but please don't jump.
442
00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:39,380
You mean everything to me.
443
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,250
Pop, it's not like that, man.
444
00:17:41,283 --> 00:17:43,003
And will you stop talkin'
through that thing.
445
00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:44,250
You're only two feet away.
446
00:17:44,283 --> 00:17:46,383
Oh, sorry, son, I always
wanted to use one of these
447
00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:48,370
ever since I saw "Die Hard."
448
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,380
- Come on, give me your hand.
- Okay.
449
00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:53,180
- Come on, Marlon.
- Take it easy, son.
450
00:17:53,216 --> 00:17:55,166
Uh! Go ahead, Shawn,
go without me.
451
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,220
Alright, peace.
452
00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:01,120
Okay, Marlon, you're next.
Come on.
453
00:18:02,333 --> 00:18:04,103
I can't, pop.
454
00:18:04,133 --> 00:18:05,333
I'm too scared.
455
00:18:05,366 --> 00:18:08,266
Besides, the ledge is too
slippery. I don't wanna
fall.
456
00:18:08,300 --> 00:18:10,300
Okay, son. Just stay there.
We'll think of something.
457
00:18:10,333 --> 00:18:11,333
Okay, pop.
458
00:18:11,366 --> 00:18:13,196
Hurry up, it's cold, okay.
459
00:18:15,333 --> 00:18:17,333
How's he doing?
460
00:18:17,660 --> 00:18:18,320
He says he can't move.
461
00:18:18,350 --> 00:18:20,120
Hey, Jehovah Witness suit.
462
00:18:20,150 --> 00:18:22,330
Where's the-the fire department?
463
00:18:22,660 --> 00:18:23,660
I called them,
but they're having trouble
464
00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:24,230
getting through the traffic.
465
00:18:24,266 --> 00:18:25,326
Well, you've got to do
something.
466
00:18:25,366 --> 00:18:27,146
He's terrified.
467
00:18:27,183 --> 00:18:29,253
Hey, pop. I got an idea.
468
00:18:29,283 --> 00:18:31,303
Let me borrow that thing
for a second.
469
00:18:33,330 --> 00:18:34,180
(Shawn)
'Hey, Marlon.'
470
00:18:34,216 --> 00:18:35,226
Hey, yo, check this out,
me and pop
471
00:18:35,266 --> 00:18:36,326
we're gonna get you
out of here.
472
00:18:36,366 --> 00:18:38,146
- So just relax, alright?
- Okay.
473
00:18:38,183 --> 00:18:40,273
And whatever you do,
just try not to think about
474
00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:43,230
once your body hits the
ground,
it's gonna explode
475
00:18:43,266 --> 00:18:45,196
throwin' blood, bone, flesh
476
00:18:45,233 --> 00:18:47,333
and little dry curls
everywhere, okay?
477
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:48,280
- Okay.
- 'Alright.'
478
00:18:48,316 --> 00:18:49,996
(Shawn)
'That's the only way
we'll make it work.'
479
00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:51,230
- Okay.
- 'Alright, Marlon.'
480
00:18:52,183 --> 00:18:53,183
What's goin' on?
481
00:18:53,216 --> 00:18:54,276
Officer Morris,
you gotta get out there
482
00:18:54,316 --> 00:18:56,326
and save my little brother.
483
00:18:56,660 --> 00:18:59,150
Oh! Um, that's not
my jurisdiction.
484
00:18:59,183 --> 00:19:01,273
Don't make me go out there.
I'm afraid of heights.
485
00:19:03,316 --> 00:19:04,366
It's all over the news.
486
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,220
I got here as fast as I could.
487
00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:09,320
Excuse me, you're not
authorized
to be in this office.
488
00:19:09,350 --> 00:19:11,220
Get out of the way, white boy.
489
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:14,830
Listen, it is cold out there.
490
00:19:14,116 --> 00:19:17,216
If Marlon goes numb,
he's gonna fall for sure.
491
00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:20,160
You better get out of my way.
492
00:19:21,333 --> 00:19:23,203
You know that
by going against my orders
493
00:19:23,233 --> 00:19:25,153
you risk permanent termination.
494
00:19:25,183 --> 00:19:28,333
I don't care. That's my friend.
495
00:19:28,660 --> 00:19:30,170
- Tell him, Dee.
- Marlon!
496
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:31,320
Yeah, Dee, I'm over here.
497
00:19:31,350 --> 00:19:33,300
Okay. I'm coming, baby.
498
00:19:33,333 --> 00:19:37,503
Okay. Okay. Alright.
499
00:19:37,830 --> 00:19:39,660
It's gonna be alright.
500
00:19:39,100 --> 00:19:40,180
- Come on, Marlon.
- Okay.
501
00:19:40,216 --> 00:19:43,366
Okay. Come on, just look at me.
502
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,330
I can't, Dee. It's too cold.
503
00:19:46,660 --> 00:19:47,350
You have to move your feet,
Marlon.
504
00:19:47,383 --> 00:19:49,663
I can't, I can't feel them, Dee.
505
00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:50,320
No. You can. You can.
506
00:19:50,350 --> 00:19:52,270
Okay, or else
you're gonna fall asleep.
507
00:19:52,300 --> 00:19:55,250
Dee, they're snorin'.
They're snorin', sister.
508
00:19:55,283 --> 00:19:56,373
Just take baby steps.
509
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,170
Come on, give me your hand.
510
00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:01,330
Give me your hand.
511
00:20:02,266 --> 00:20:03,316
'Come on.'
512
00:20:07,116 --> 00:20:08,246
- Okay.
- Okay.
513
00:20:08,283 --> 00:20:12,333
- Relax. Okay.
- Alright.
514
00:20:12,660 --> 00:20:14,320
Come on. Good.
515
00:20:14,350 --> 00:20:15,380
You doin' a good job, son.
516
00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:18,200
[screaming]
517
00:20:18,233 --> 00:20:20,123
Help! Help!
518
00:20:20,150 --> 00:20:21,170
Don't let me die.
519
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:22,320
Dee, don't let me die.
520
00:20:22,350 --> 00:20:24,660
Okay, as a last request
521
00:20:24,100 --> 00:20:25,180
'please, Dee, I only wanna see'
522
00:20:25,216 --> 00:20:26,216
just-just take your shirt off
523
00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:27,250
and let me see 'em.
524
00:20:27,283 --> 00:20:29,003
Just let me see 'em.
525
00:20:32,150 --> 00:20:35,330
'Uh! Uh. Okay, we got you.'
526
00:20:35,660 --> 00:20:36,830
Dee..
527
00:20:36,116 --> 00:20:37,116
- Yeah.
- Okay.
528
00:20:37,150 --> 00:20:38,130
Okay.
529
00:20:40,330 --> 00:20:41,370
ER, not.
530
00:20:44,116 --> 00:20:45,146
Thank you, Dee.
531
00:20:45,183 --> 00:20:47,353
Oho, I just did
what I had to do.
532
00:20:47,383 --> 00:20:51,183
Well, there is no point
to the hearing, I'm
finished.
533
00:20:51,216 --> 00:20:54,996
Actually, that was very
impressive, Officer
Baxter.
534
00:20:55,330 --> 00:20:57,250
- Officer?
- That's right.
535
00:20:57,283 --> 00:20:59,333
I think with that
demonstration of
heroism
536
00:20:59,366 --> 00:21:01,176
you've shown you have
what it takes to be
537
00:21:01,216 --> 00:21:03,376
the best kind of security guard.
538
00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:06,000
Stupidity?
539
00:21:06,330 --> 00:21:08,270
No. Your guts.
540
00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:10,330
Your methods may be unorthodox
541
00:21:10,366 --> 00:21:13,126
but I'd be honored
if
you'd rejoin our
ranks.
542
00:21:13,166 --> 00:21:16,496
[gasps]
Thank you, sir.
543
00:21:16,830 --> 00:21:17,200
Well, congratulations.
544
00:21:17,233 --> 00:21:19,123
Chocolate egg cream
for everybody. Come
on.
545
00:21:19,150 --> 00:21:20,300
- Free?
- Yeah.
546
00:21:20,333 --> 00:21:22,663
- Free.
- Oh, great.
547
00:21:22,100 --> 00:21:24,370
Hold on a second, y'all.
I-I forgot my keys.
548
00:21:28,100 --> 00:21:29,330
Oh!
549
00:21:29,366 --> 00:21:31,126
Where did they go?
550
00:21:47,233 --> 00:21:49,833
Help me!
551
00:21:49,366 --> 00:21:51,296
Help!
552
00:21:51,333 --> 00:21:53,163
Help me!
553
00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:55,320
(in unison)
'Jump! Jump! Jump!'
554
00:21:55,350 --> 00:21:57,380
[instrumental music]
555
00:22:01,330 --> 00:22:02,500
What's up, baby. You alright?
Nice to meet you.
556
00:22:02,830 --> 00:22:03,350
[indistinct]
557
00:22:07,250 --> 00:22:11,160
Word up. Cool.
558
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,130
Hey. Could you stop that?
559
00:22:21,660 --> 00:22:22,280
Nice to meet you, baby.
Word.
560
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,830
(Shawn)Look up, Marlon, say"Cheese."
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