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- Hey...hey.
- What?
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Thanks, grandma,
for gettin' us this
computer.
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Oh, well,
Shawn's is the head
mind.
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I figured you could
use one to keep
track
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of your inventory
and your accounts.
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Well, what about me,
grandma?
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Oh, now, you know I
didn't
forget about you, baby.
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I got you a new ABC program.
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And I got you
little
calendar.
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You never have to be
late for work again.
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Oh, thank you, grandma.
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I was thinkin' 'bout gettin'
one of these myself.
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'Oh.'
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- That's what grannies are
for.
- Yeah!
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- Well, I'm goin' now, boys.
- Alright!
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- Have a good time.
- Hey, grandma, thank you!
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- 'You're welcome.'
- Alright!
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That old geezer.
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Marl, why are you
bein'
so ungrateful, man?
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That was sweet of grandma
to buy us this computer.
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Yeah, yeah.
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She really wants
us to learn, man!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
now, let's hook up
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with some cyber hoochies.
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- I bet I'mma hook you up.
- Alright.
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Okay.
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www...horny...dot-com.
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- Single black ma--
- No, no, no.
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Single blackcute
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- Single black cute--
- Wait, uh--
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- Go on, now!
- Okay, okay, okay.
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Whatever you write is cool.
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Black males lookin' for..
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...ebony...princess.
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- Hey, don't.
- Must be intelligent--
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Forget all that, man.
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Just put double-jointed
and big busted.
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[theme music]
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♪ We're brothers ♪
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♪ We're happy
and we're singin' ♪
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♪ And we're colored ♪
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♪ Give me a high five ♪♪
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(male #1)
'Alright, cut and print!'
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'Beautiful, guys.
Dynamite, that is..'
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[instrumental music]
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[instrumental music]
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Boy, your fingers
are too fat, man.
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Will you two slow down?
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All this computer
talk is confusing.
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Pops, I'm tellin'
you,
it's real easy.
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I mean, once you get the hang
of it you can track inventory
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account receipt
book,
accounts payable.
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I know all about that.
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How do I get Sonic the Hedgehog
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to jump off this waterfall?
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This is too
high-tech for him, Shawn.
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He had to take
his answering machine
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back to RadioShack
to hear his
messages.
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I don't know why he needs
an answerin' machine.
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It's not like
anybody ever calls him.
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At the sound
of the beep, drop dead.
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Beep!
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Oh, yeah? Beep yourself.
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Hey, hey, hey,
will you two knock it off?
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Well, tell her,
she's the one who
bought
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this stupid machine here.
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Hey, pop, this computer's
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the best gift we ever had.
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Hi, Honey Chow,
you ain't lyin', okay?
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You know, I already met
this girl Ina on..
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...in the Risk Taking Room.
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- Like that.
- What?
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"Risk Taking Room." What's that?
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Well, that's a chat room
on the internet, grandma.
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It's for people
who like excitement.
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You know, freaks.
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Anyway, I got a date
with her next week.
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You're goin' out with somebody
you met on a computer?
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You don't know
what she look like.
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That ain't nothin' new.
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In my day we called
it
blind dates.
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In you're day they got busy
in the back of a stage coach.
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- Oh, see now--
- Alright.
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I'm not gonna
be doing this around here.
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Y'all stop!
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Now, Marlon, what if this
girl
turns out to be a dork?
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Hey, well, you know
that's my style, brah.
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Well, there's gotta be
somethin' wrong with
her
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or she'd be out
cruising single
bars
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like all the other
respectable single
people.
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Or sittin' at home
with a bottle of whiskey
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cleanin' her revolver.
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- What?
- Oh, did I say that out
loud?
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I am so sorry.
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Well, what's wrong with
courting
the old fashioned way?
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You meet a girl get her
pregnant, then you marry
her.
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- Bang, bang, bang.
- Bang, bang, bang.
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I knew my daughter
didn't marry you for love.
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She had to marry you.
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Well, I'm not talkin' about
me,
I'm talkin' about you.
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Me? I was pure
when I got
married.
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Yeah, pure ugly.
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If they hadn't invented the
shotgun you'd still be single.
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I wish I had
a shotgun now. Pow!
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Hey, Marlon, I gotta
give you mad props, kid.
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Takes a lot of courage
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to go out with somebody
you never seen before.
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Well, brother, not courage.
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Desperation.
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Do you have
the latest issue of
"Vogue"?
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Yeah, as a matter of fact I..
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Uh, uh, as a matter of fact
that's over there see your
left
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it'll be right
next to "Harper's".
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Thanks.
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Yeah.
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See now, that's the kind of girl
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you ain't gonna
meet on computer.
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Yeah, 'cause they're all
in old age home.
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Don't sleep on older
woman,
kid. I'm tellin' you.
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You learn a couple
of things from 'em.
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Like what? Pinochle?
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How to clean your dentures?
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And coupon clippin'?
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- She got arthritis.
- Watch this, watch this.
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Oh, no, no, baby,
I got that, I got that for
you.
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- Let me get that.
- Oh..
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Thanks, I'm so clumsy.
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Oh, girl,
it ain't your fault.
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I mean, someone as fine as you
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should have somebody carrying
her things for her.
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Oh..
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Aren't you sweet?
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Oh, I hope you
got a sweet tooth.
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You bad too, but..
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...I think I'm a
little
too old for you.
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Pfft. Girl, you ain't old.
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You right.
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Oh
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Well, I bet you're
a real ladies man too,
hmm?
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You wanna find out?
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Are you asking me out on a date?
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Why, only if you're
gonna say, yeah.
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Oh, well.
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Call me and find out.
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- I'm Erica.
- I'm Shawn.
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[imitating a gunfire]
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Well, goodbye, Shawn,
you know, maybe, uh..
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...uh, I'll talk to you later.
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Maybe.
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Oh, uh, Erica?
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You forgot one thing.
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Uh, not the kiss, uh
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it's $4.50 for the magazine.
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[instrumental music]
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Yo, kid.
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I'm so happy to have met
this girl Erica, man.
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She's mad cool.
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She got the body,
she got the style.
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She got the discount
on the bus fare.
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[laughing]
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Hey, nothin' wrong
with an older woman, son.
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You got that right, pop.
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I'm telling you, this girl.
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She don't live with her mama.
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She drives a nice car.
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And she picks up the check.
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- Son, you hit the jackpot.
- That's what I'm sayin'.
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And you know what,
she's so energetic, pop
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you'll never even know
she's 20 years older than me.
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Twenty years?
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Damn, son. You're mama
didn't hold you enough?
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Shawn, you tell me
this, right now.
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You're not a gigolo, are you?
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No, I ain't no gigolo, grandma.
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It's just that, I like
hangin' out with this
girl.
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She got more
to talk about than
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who does D'Angelo's braids.
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There, kid,
you soundin' serious.
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Look like Methuselah threw
some good ol' kitty at ya.
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[yowling]
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Crazy kid, not to kid.
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- I'm just in it to win.
- Wuh-pssh!
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- Hit and run.
- Shawn.
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Don't mess around
with a older woman.
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You gonna end up gettin' hurt.
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Grandma, nobody gonna get hurt
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'cause I'm so into the oldies.
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Why don't you sweat
with somebody of your age then?
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Listen, grandma,
I appreciate your
advice.
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But I think
I know what I'm
doin'.
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- I'm a grown man.
- Child, wanna lick the spoon?
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Hell, yeah.
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♪ I got the spoon ♪
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Hey, Marlon!
You ready to go?
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Hey, Ina, how are you doin'?
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Hey, everybody, this is Ina.
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This the girl I met
in the Risk Takin' Room.
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Oh, you mean the freak?
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Ooh.
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- That's my brother Shawn.
- Hi.
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- That's my tacky father Pop.
- Howdy do?
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And that's my sweet grandmother.
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Aw! How nice to meet you.
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Now this is more
like it. Look at
here.
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Nice young girl.Clean.
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Well, that's only
before I dirty it.
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Oh!
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So, girl, are you hungry?
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Oh, y-you like
takin' risk
right?
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Well, you might wanna try
some
of pop's mystery chili. Hmm?
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Guarantee surprise
in every bowl.
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Includin' the toilet bowl.
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Take it easy,
we're about to break
out.
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- I'll see y'all later.
- Bye!
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Hey, ladies first.
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- You're such a gentleman.
- Yes, I am.
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Pow.
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00:08:04,333 --> 00:08:05,383
So, Marlon, in chat
room
you said
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you're a big risk taker.
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Are you ready to get risky?
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00:08:09,183 --> 00:08:11,323
Oh, yeah,
what do you have in mind girl?
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Well, I was plannin'
on a barbecue at my house.
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What's so risky
about a barbecue?
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[gasps]
Are we eatin' pork?
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'Cause you know I don't
mess with the swine, sister.
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You better put some
bean pads on the grill.
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No, no, no.
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We're walkin'
on white hot coals.
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- Can we put some ribs on 'em?
- Too dangerous for you?
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Oh, no. Hey, girl. Look.
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- I'm a big risk taker. Okay?
- Hmm..
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Look, I even use
the public restrooms.
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And I don't even put
no toilet paper around the
seat.
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Just raw booty. Pop.
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Well, good. If you want me
you have to prove you're
worthy.
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So, are you in..
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...or out?
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What kind of charcoal
we using, regular or mesquite?
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[instrumental music]
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00:09:02,100 --> 00:09:04,170
You know Shawn,
this was a perfect
evenin'.
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You know the wine, the food
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and the company.
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00:09:07,166 --> 00:09:09,116
Thank you, kindly.
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00:09:09,150 --> 00:09:11,220
Well, there's only
one thing missing.
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What?
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00:09:14,183 --> 00:09:15,173
[gasps]
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Oh, Shawn,
these are so
beautiful.
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And here's your coat.
250
00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:25,350
We are kind of, well, closed.
251
00:09:26,283 --> 00:09:28,133
Come on, girl.
252
00:09:28,166 --> 00:09:30,156
Let us stay for 20 more minutes.
253
00:09:30,500 --> 00:09:31,270
Look, I'll hook you up
with a little somethin'
254
00:09:31,300 --> 00:09:33,100
somethin' for your trouble.
255
00:09:33,133 --> 00:09:35,173
You know overtime.
256
00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:37,120
Oh, a dollar.
257
00:09:37,150 --> 00:09:39,350
Yeah, go get yourself
four Blow Pops.
258
00:09:39,383 --> 00:09:41,383
You got two minutes.
259
00:09:44,100 --> 00:09:46,330
So, Erica.
260
00:09:46,660 --> 00:09:48,000
You like to dance?
261
00:09:48,330 --> 00:09:49,200
B-but there isn't any music.
262
00:09:49,233 --> 00:09:53,663
Pfft, girl, New Edition's
playin' in my head right now.
263
00:09:53,100 --> 00:09:55,230
Besides, I gave that girl
a dollar for two more minutes.
264
00:09:55,266 --> 00:09:57,366
- We gonna use it.
- Okay.
265
00:10:00,330 --> 00:10:02,830
Come on, girl. Yeah.
266
00:10:02,116 --> 00:10:04,326
Come along with your
Morticia dress on.
267
00:10:04,660 --> 00:10:06,220
Ooh,
I just wore it for you.
268
00:10:06,250 --> 00:10:08,270
Thank you, kindly.
269
00:10:08,300 --> 00:10:10,200
- You know, Erica?
- Hmm?
270
00:10:10,233 --> 00:10:13,223
You are the sexiest
woman I've ever met.
271
00:10:13,250 --> 00:10:15,330
You mean the sexiest
older
272
00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:18,246
Hey, you know what they say
273
00:10:18,283 --> 00:10:20,103
"Women are like wine.
274
00:10:20,133 --> 00:10:21,223
They get better with age."
275
00:10:21,250 --> 00:10:24,120
Excuse me? Your dollar's up.
276
00:10:25,283 --> 00:10:27,223
You guys have to go.
277
00:10:28,166 --> 00:10:30,146
Go on, Tisha Campbell.
278
00:10:31,250 --> 00:10:33,330
You know, Shawn,
it doesn't have to end here.
279
00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,350
Why don't we go to my place?
280
00:10:36,383 --> 00:10:38,353
You know I was
just
thinkin' that.
281
00:10:38,383 --> 00:10:41,133
But first I gotta
get me
a little sip of
wine.
282
00:10:41,166 --> 00:10:42,346
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
283
00:10:42,383 --> 00:10:44,383
[instrumental music]
284
00:10:48,100 --> 00:10:49,150
Oh!
285
00:10:51,383 --> 00:10:54,003
[screaming]
286
00:11:00,250 --> 00:11:02,230
[groaning]
287
00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:09,120
I didn't know
toe jam could be so painful.
288
00:11:10,333 --> 00:11:12,333
Hey, what happened with your
date with Ina last night?
289
00:11:12,366 --> 00:11:15,266
[groans]
Damn freak made me
walk on hot coals.
290
00:11:16,366 --> 00:11:19,166
[sighs]
At least I burned off my
corns.
291
00:11:21,330 --> 00:11:23,830
- That's messed up.
- Yeah.
292
00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:26,166
Your feet look like Seal's face.
293
00:11:30,183 --> 00:11:32,223
I bet you won't be
goin'
out with her anymore.
294
00:11:33,333 --> 00:11:35,203
[Marlon screaming]
295
00:11:35,233 --> 00:11:38,183
I'm sorry! I'm so sorry,
Marlon, I'm sorry.
296
00:11:38,216 --> 00:11:39,276
[crying]
297
00:11:39,316 --> 00:11:42,216
[crying]
Oh, Lord, somebody help me.
298
00:11:42,250 --> 00:11:44,230
Oh, God!
299
00:11:44,266 --> 00:11:46,096
Oh, kid..
300
00:11:46,133 --> 00:11:47,333
What do you mean,
goin' out with her no
more
301
00:11:47,366 --> 00:11:49,296
what are you, sick?
302
00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:52,103
As soon as my feet un-swell,
we're goin' bungee jumpin'.
303
00:11:53,250 --> 00:11:55,320
Where have you been
all weekend, mister?
304
00:11:55,350 --> 00:11:57,120
Nowhere. Just, you know.
305
00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:59,150
Hanging out with Erika,
havin' a good time.
306
00:11:59,183 --> 00:12:01,123
Real good time, huh?
307
00:12:01,150 --> 00:12:02,270
Yeah.
308
00:12:02,300 --> 00:12:03,380
Come on, baby,
give me the
dirt.
309
00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:06,660
Give me the details.
310
00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:07,230
Marlon, I ain't gonna
sit here and tell you
311
00:12:07,266 --> 00:12:09,316
all of me and Erika's
business, okay?
312
00:12:09,350 --> 00:12:11,250
Besides, she's not
that kind of girl, she's--
313
00:12:11,283 --> 00:12:13,503
Gotta weave!
314
00:12:14,830 --> 00:12:15,330
I knew it. I knew it.
315
00:12:15,366 --> 00:12:17,316
I seen the tracks.
316
00:12:17,350 --> 00:12:19,000
Seen 'em.
317
00:12:19,330 --> 00:12:20,500
No.
318
00:12:20,830 --> 00:12:22,500
She's special.
319
00:12:22,830 --> 00:12:23,200
What?
320
00:12:23,233 --> 00:12:25,323
Oh, come on, man.
321
00:12:25,350 --> 00:12:27,500
I didn't know any better
322
00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:29,120
I think you was in love.
323
00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:31,266
"She's special."
324
00:12:31,300 --> 00:12:32,280
[chuckles]
325
00:12:32,316 --> 00:12:33,346
You know what?
326
00:12:33,383 --> 00:12:36,323
After spending the last
weekend with her..
327
00:12:36,350 --> 00:12:38,660
...I think I am.
328
00:12:38,100 --> 00:12:40,180
[instrumental music]
329
00:12:43,366 --> 00:12:45,656
[instrumental music]
330
00:12:45,100 --> 00:12:47,000
So what's up, girl? What
made you come over here?
331
00:12:47,330 --> 00:12:49,330
-Uh,
- Missed me?
332
00:12:49,660 --> 00:12:50,660
Yes.
333
00:12:50,100 --> 00:12:51,280
Uh, well, I was doing
a little shoppin'
334
00:12:51,316 --> 00:12:54,196
and I picked up
something for you.
335
00:12:55,116 --> 00:12:57,346
[sighs]
336
00:12:57,383 --> 00:12:59,333
Oh, man!
337
00:12:59,366 --> 00:13:01,146
- This is beautiful.
- Oh, yeah?
338
00:13:01,183 --> 00:13:03,273
This is one of them sweaters
they wear in them
infomercials.
339
00:13:03,300 --> 00:13:06,660
[laughing]
340
00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:09,320
Hey, hey, hey, grandma.
This is, um, well, Erika.
341
00:13:09,350 --> 00:13:11,350
Erika, this is my grandma.
342
00:13:14,660 --> 00:13:15,200
Hey-hey, grandma, you seen
343
00:13:15,233 --> 00:13:17,103
the-the beautiful
sweater that she gave me?
344
00:13:17,133 --> 00:13:18,323
Oh, isn't that nice?
345
00:13:18,350 --> 00:13:20,170
Did you knit it, dear?
346
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:22,100
Uh, no, I don't knit.
347
00:13:22,133 --> 00:13:23,303
I'm not surprised.
348
00:13:23,333 --> 00:13:25,323
I bet you can't cook either.
349
00:13:25,350 --> 00:13:27,160
Grandma!
350
00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:28,250
You know what?
It's alright, Shawn.
Look.
351
00:13:28,283 --> 00:13:31,663
I'm giving a little
get-together at my place
later.
352
00:13:31,100 --> 00:13:32,330
Why don't you come by
after work, huh?
353
00:13:32,366 --> 00:13:35,276
- Alright, see you later.
- Alright.
354
00:13:35,316 --> 00:13:36,346
Ooh, don't do that.
355
00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:39,163
- Okay.
- That kinda hit my spot.
356
00:13:40,233 --> 00:13:41,373
Howdy do?
357
00:13:43,250 --> 00:13:45,500
- Hey, will you not...not--
- Stop! No.
358
00:13:45,830 --> 00:13:46,230
You don't know where
those lips have been.
359
00:13:46,266 --> 00:13:48,826
Grandma, stop it!
360
00:13:48,116 --> 00:13:49,276
- That, Erika?
- Mm-hmm.
361
00:13:49,316 --> 00:13:52,246
That's the ol' horse who ain't
ready for the glue factory?
362
00:13:52,283 --> 00:13:54,833
Pop, don't talk
about her like
that.
363
00:13:54,116 --> 00:13:56,996
Look at you, son. That woman
got your nose wide open.
364
00:13:57,330 --> 00:13:59,500
You can fly
a DC-10 up your nose.
365
00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:01,100
Yeah, well, whatever, pop. Look.
366
00:14:01,133 --> 00:14:03,103
I'm really serious
about this girl.
367
00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:05,163
No, son, you can't
have a real relationship
368
00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:06,230
with a woman that old.
369
00:14:06,266 --> 00:14:08,116
Honey, you'll be 40,
she'll be 60.
370
00:14:08,150 --> 00:14:10,370
When you'll be 60, she be dead.
371
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,350
Shawn, you better listen to us.
372
00:14:12,383 --> 00:14:15,223
Now, when him and me agree
something's going on.
373
00:14:15,250 --> 00:14:18,170
We agree?
I've changed my
mind.
374
00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:20,120
I'd never align myself
with the force of evil.
375
00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:24,303
I'd like to align these
up against your nappy head.
376
00:14:24,333 --> 00:14:26,663
You know what I'm talkin' about?
377
00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:29,100
You wanna date
a older woman.
378
00:14:29,133 --> 00:14:31,163
That's what you
gotta
look forward to.
379
00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:32,300
The black Annie Oakley.
380
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,130
Look, I don't care
what either of you guys think.
381
00:14:37,166 --> 00:14:39,096
I like this girl,
I have a lot fun with her
382
00:14:39,133 --> 00:14:41,133
and I'mma continue to see her.
383
00:14:41,166 --> 00:14:42,376
See? See, it's your fault.
384
00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:44,170
First you're in,
then you're out, then you're
in
385
00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:46,250
'then you're out.
Make up your mind.'
386
00:14:46,283 --> 00:14:49,153
(Ina)
'Come on, Marlon. Jump with
me.'
387
00:14:49,183 --> 00:14:51,383
Mm-mm. I ain't doing that.
388
00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:53,300
Why not?
I thought you were a
man.
389
00:14:53,333 --> 00:14:55,133
Yeah, I'm a man.
390
00:14:55,166 --> 00:14:58,096
Real
391
00:14:58,133 --> 00:14:59,333
Look, Ina.
392
00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:01,496
Look, you're beautiful.
393
00:15:01,830 --> 00:15:03,000
I mean, you got a beautiful face
394
00:15:03,330 --> 00:15:04,100
real hair..
395
00:15:04,133 --> 00:15:06,253
...and a booty like
a full pack of chips but..
396
00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:10,500
I gotta be honest.
397
00:15:10,830 --> 00:15:11,350
Craziest thing I ever done was..
398
00:15:11,383 --> 00:15:13,133
...get afraid at Supercuts.
399
00:15:15,150 --> 00:15:16,300
I'm sorry but I ain't..
400
00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:18,123
...I ain't riskin'
my life for you.
401
00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:19,220
What did you say?
402
00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:22,370
I said,hell no.
I ain't doing it.
403
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,220
Gotta be one of them white boys
from the Mountain Dew
404
00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:25,320
commercials.
405
00:15:27,250 --> 00:15:28,330
Wow.
406
00:15:28,366 --> 00:15:31,266
Nobody's ever
said
no to me before.
407
00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:33,280
You really do take risks.
408
00:15:33,316 --> 00:15:35,246
I kinda like that.
409
00:15:35,283 --> 00:15:38,203
Something sexy about that.
410
00:15:38,233 --> 00:15:40,133
- Oh, really?
- 'Mm-hmm.'
411
00:15:40,166 --> 00:15:41,296
Well, in that case..
412
00:15:42,333 --> 00:15:44,273
...I'm not doing
anything you say.
413
00:15:44,300 --> 00:15:46,250
[chuckles]
414
00:15:46,283 --> 00:15:48,233
Kiss me, Marlon.
415
00:15:48,266 --> 00:15:49,316
No.
416
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,660
Kiss me.
417
00:15:53,100 --> 00:15:54,660
No.
418
00:15:54,100 --> 00:15:55,230
Kiss me.
419
00:15:57,330 --> 00:15:58,130
Okay.
420
00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,226
[Ina screaming]
421
00:15:59,266 --> 00:16:01,266
[screaming]
422
00:16:05,250 --> 00:16:07,160
Ina! Hang on!
423
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,160
I'll fly us over to a hospital!
424
00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:11,330
[instrumental music]
425
00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:15,150
Hey, Shawn.
426
00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:18,203
Oh, that sweater
looks so good on
you.
427
00:16:18,233 --> 00:16:19,283
Thank you, girl.
428
00:16:19,316 --> 00:16:20,996
Hey, I'm sorry I'm late.
429
00:16:21,330 --> 00:16:22,830
Yeah.
430
00:16:22,116 --> 00:16:24,146
That's okay. The
party's
just getting started.
431
00:16:24,183 --> 00:16:26,163
So why don't you
go on ahead and mingle?
432
00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:28,500
You see, I've to go and see
if the Hors d'oeuvres are
ready.
433
00:16:28,830 --> 00:16:29,150
- Okay.
- Alright. Edgar, come here.
434
00:16:29,183 --> 00:16:31,153
Come here. Edgar?
435
00:16:31,183 --> 00:16:32,323
Edgar, this is Shawn.
436
00:16:32,350 --> 00:16:34,660
He'll take good care of you.
437
00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:35,380
Now, look,
don't mess with him,
okay?
438
00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:37,150
- Alright. Hey, buddy.
- He knows everybody.
439
00:16:37,183 --> 00:16:40,003
- Okay.
- How you doing, now?
440
00:16:40,330 --> 00:16:41,270
You sweet on
on Erica's daughter.
441
00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:43,120
Booty just like her mama.
442
00:16:43,150 --> 00:16:44,330
Better treat her right.
443
00:16:44,366 --> 00:16:47,166
Uh, actually, Blackie Gleason.
444
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:50,000
- I'm dating the mom.
- Woo! Charlie Ray!
445
00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:53,160
You hear this?
446
00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:55,000
Erica got herself a young
447
00:16:55,330 --> 00:16:56,300
chicken's tender boy.
448
00:16:56,333 --> 00:16:59,303
I got a
toothbrush
older than you!
449
00:16:59,333 --> 00:17:01,103
Well, maybe you
should start usin' it.
450
00:17:01,133 --> 00:17:03,133
What? You better watch out now!
451
00:17:03,166 --> 00:17:04,266
I was bare-knuckle champ
452
00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:07,180
Melvin's Rib House, 1962.
453
00:17:08,233 --> 00:17:10,253
More like pig-knuckle champ.
454
00:17:10,283 --> 00:17:12,833
Now, you just take
this brother over here
455
00:17:12,116 --> 00:17:14,146
with the Golden Child
hat and go party.
456
00:17:16,266 --> 00:17:19,326
Hey, how you two
gettin' along,
huh?
457
00:17:19,660 --> 00:17:20,350
I ain't sure, girl.
458
00:17:20,383 --> 00:17:22,103
Oh, don't mind Edgar.
459
00:17:22,133 --> 00:17:23,353
Hey, you know, I
really
would like to dance.
460
00:17:23,383 --> 00:17:26,173
- Can you do the mash potato?
- The what?
461
00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:28,370
Oh, how about the What-You-See?
462
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,160
The Charlie pay
day?
The bus-stop?
463
00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:34,500
I can moonwalk and butterfly.
464
00:17:34,830 --> 00:17:35,280
Why don't you
butterfly
on then and change
465
00:17:35,316 --> 00:17:36,326
the tape for me, okay?
466
00:17:36,366 --> 00:17:38,326
Yeah, pretty boy.
467
00:17:38,366 --> 00:17:42,246
Then we'll show you
how somereal
468
00:17:42,283 --> 00:17:44,233
Keep talking like that
I'mma have to put
469
00:17:44,266 --> 00:17:46,116
my foot up your Macarena.
470
00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:51,180
Alright, everybody.
It's party time!
471
00:17:51,216 --> 00:17:53,316
- Hey, hey, hey, hey!
- Alright!
472
00:17:53,350 --> 00:17:55,250
Y'all know I used to be a DJ.
473
00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:57,273
[cheering]
474
00:18:00,150 --> 00:18:02,120
[jazz music]
475
00:18:10,166 --> 00:18:12,166
[indistinct chatter]
476
00:18:14,330 --> 00:18:16,160
[cheering]
477
00:18:18,166 --> 00:18:21,096
Oh, hop-skip. Hop-skip girl.
478
00:18:22,166 --> 00:18:24,166
[music continues]
479
00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:30,280
[cheering]
480
00:18:31,366 --> 00:18:33,346
[laughing]
481
00:18:40,166 --> 00:18:43,166
[music continues]
482
00:18:45,133 --> 00:18:47,333
Look, Erica. We need to talk.
483
00:18:49,830 --> 00:18:51,230
Shawn, you're so
uptight.
What's the matter?
484
00:18:51,266 --> 00:18:53,826
I thought you said
I was special.
485
00:18:53,116 --> 00:18:55,096
You are special.
I bought you
sweater.
486
00:18:55,133 --> 00:18:57,123
You bought everybody a sweater.
487
00:18:57,150 --> 00:18:59,370
Shawn, you're not the only
special person in my life.
488
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,280
How could you do this to me?
That is so insensitive.
489
00:19:02,316 --> 00:19:03,366
You know, you shouldn't
treat people that you
490
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:04,370
care about like this?
491
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,270
I knew this was gonna happen.
492
00:19:06,300 --> 00:19:08,330
Look, when I got my divorce
493
00:19:08,660 --> 00:19:09,180
I-I just wanted to have fun.
494
00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:11,226
I don't wanna be
tied down again.
495
00:19:11,266 --> 00:19:13,326
I thought we was trying
to build something together.
496
00:19:13,366 --> 00:19:16,146
Oh, Shawn, you know,
I've already been
married.
497
00:19:16,183 --> 00:19:17,223
I already have my family.
498
00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:18,320
You know, w-we are people
499
00:19:18,350 --> 00:19:20,280
in two different
places in our lives.
500
00:19:20,316 --> 00:19:22,096
And I thought
you understood that.
501
00:19:22,133 --> 00:19:24,163
Look, Erica.
502
00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:25,280
I really like you.
503
00:19:25,316 --> 00:19:28,266
I like you too, Shawn
but I'm gonna date.
504
00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:30,330
And that's the way it is.
505
00:19:30,366 --> 00:19:32,376
Hey, look,
girl,
I don't play
that.
506
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,320
Now, I'm looking for something
507
00:19:35,350 --> 00:19:37,830
a little bit more solid.
508
00:19:37,116 --> 00:19:38,176
You either gonna be with me
509
00:19:38,216 --> 00:19:39,376
or you ain't gonna be with me.
510
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:41,370
It's either all or nothing.
511
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,170
I understand.
512
00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:44,280
Well, if you change your mind
513
00:19:44,316 --> 00:19:46,096
you know where I'm at.
514
00:19:46,133 --> 00:19:48,503
[cheering]
515
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,220
[instrumental music]
516
00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:52,100
She blew you off, huh?
517
00:19:53,383 --> 00:19:56,163
Pfft. Are you crazy?
She ain't blowin' me off.
518
00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:59,330
- Oh.
- I, see I.. She came to..
519
00:19:59,660 --> 00:20:00,380
- I went to her.
- Uh-huh.
520
00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:02,270
And I told her, I said
521
00:20:02,300 --> 00:20:05,330
e-either you and me
522
00:20:05,660 --> 00:20:06,270
ain't going to be together..
523
00:20:08,830 --> 00:20:09,320
- And.
- Yeah.
524
00:20:12,266 --> 00:20:14,376
Oh, cheer up, young buck!
525
00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:16,170
Go on, get yourself a plate.
526
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:18,500
Get them lips greasy!
527
00:20:19,133 --> 00:20:21,153
She great.
But she ain't all your
life.
528
00:20:22,216 --> 00:20:23,376
Yeah, you right about that.
529
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:25,300
I mean, who does
she think she is anyway?
530
00:20:25,333 --> 00:20:27,833
Foxy Brown?
531
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:32,000
[music continues]
532
00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:36,123
Hey, kid,
that Erica had
everything
533
00:20:36,150 --> 00:20:37,370
a guy would ever want.
534
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,000
Only problem is,
every guy had it.
535
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,280
Hey, don't worry about it, kid.
536
00:20:42,316 --> 00:20:44,246
There's plenty more
where that came from.
537
00:20:44,283 --> 00:20:47,333
Besides, I hear
Ertha Kitt's available.
538
00:20:47,660 --> 00:20:49,270
She'spurr-fect
539
00:20:49,300 --> 00:20:50,380
So, how's Ina?
540
00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:53,330
Oh, man.
She survived the fall.
541
00:20:53,660 --> 00:20:55,250
She gonna be in a body
cast for six months.
542
00:20:55,283 --> 00:20:58,333
Uh, I'm hopin' this little
basket'll make her feel
better.
543
00:20:58,366 --> 00:21:00,996
Well, let me get this straight.
544
00:21:01,330 --> 00:21:02,130
She's in traction
545
00:21:02,166 --> 00:21:03,996
and her jaws wired shut.
546
00:21:04,330 --> 00:21:07,180
I don't think taffee's
gonna make her feel
better.
547
00:21:07,216 --> 00:21:08,226
Yeah, you're right.
548
00:21:08,266 --> 00:21:10,146
I better give her
these jaw breakers.
549
00:21:11,166 --> 00:21:12,296
- Smart move.
- Hm-mm.
550
00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:15,333
Shawn, I'm so sorry
551
00:21:15,660 --> 00:21:17,120
about what I did
to Erica earlier.
552
00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:18,220
Ah, that's okay, grandma.
553
00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:20,830
I know you were just
lookin' out for me.
554
00:21:20,116 --> 00:21:22,326
I sure was. And I wanna thank
you boys for turning me on
555
00:21:22,366 --> 00:21:25,656
to that internet.
Oh, it is so much fun.
556
00:21:25,100 --> 00:21:27,270
Don't have to give
your real name or nothing.
557
00:21:27,300 --> 00:21:29,150
I've been
surfing
the net myself.
558
00:21:29,183 --> 00:21:32,333
Last night I went into
the get-busy-get-sweaty
room.
559
00:21:32,366 --> 00:21:35,146
Made a fantasy come true
for a lucky cyber girl.
560
00:21:35,183 --> 00:21:37,003
We created a
wild
scene of a..
561
00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:40,150
...of a shepherd
and-and
a naive village girl.
562
00:21:40,183 --> 00:21:42,163
And a wobbly stool?
563
00:21:44,660 --> 00:21:46,830
- Mrs. Monique?
- Freaky Friday?
564
00:21:47,183 --> 00:21:49,173
[screaming]
565
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:52,230
[instrumental music]
566
00:21:52,266 --> 00:21:54,116
- Eww!
- Eww!
567
00:21:56,250 --> 00:21:58,180
[jazz music]
568
00:22:05,250 --> 00:22:07,230
[cheering]
569
00:22:26,383 --> 00:22:28,373
(Shawn)Look up, Marlon. Say, Cheese.
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