All language subtitles for The.Gods.Must.Be.Crazy.II.1989.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.H264-FGT.en

Anyone else
would die here of thirst

in a few days,

because in this arid desert
that looks like a paradise,

there is no surface water,

but the slender and graceful
little bushmen

of the deep kalahari

live here quite contentedly,

and in complete Harmony
with their environment.

They have lived undisturbed
for 20,000 years

because they are
the only people in the world

who know how to live
without surface water.

When ivory poachers
in high-tech vehicles

intrude into this
vast thirst-land

to hunt elephant,

they have to drag giant
reservoirs of water with them,

and when the water runs low,

they have to hightail it
out of the kalahari again...

So the bushmen work and play
in peaceful isolation,

quite unaware
of the crowded and hectic world

outside their domain,

and even of the wars
that are being fought

on the very fringes
of the kalahari.

Sometimes
xixo tells about the time

when he went to look
for the end of the earth,

and about the strange
heavy people

he met on his journey,

but he finds it difficult
to describe the beings

who live outside the kalahari,

and he always ends up by saying

that the heavy people
are persons

who seem to know some magic

that can make things move,
and even fly,

but that they're
not very bright,

because they can't survive

without their
magic contrivances.

In the mornings,
they like to read the news.

They can read that the hyena
has a new girlfriend,

that the cheetah
has lost one of her babies,

and the oryx is starting
to migrate to the west.

The older children
teach the younger ones

how to read all the gossip
about their neighbors,

the animals,

because everything that happens
in the kalahari

gets printed out in the sand.

So it's all
printed out here.

This is where they
started infringing

on your client's patent.

Give it to me there.

Now, that I can present
in court.

Go back to frame a...

And give me sales.

Oh, go away, Geoffrey.

Cathy, will you take this?

Okay.
Take him off.

Now, cost per unit,
and a printout on that.

Mr. Geoffrey says he has to go
to Hong Kong about the takeover.

Okay, tell him
"have a good flight."

So he won't make
the ecacl conference.

He can't do that to me.

He said he'd like you

to read the paper,

says you did
most of the research,

so you deserve
the honor.

I deserve to be left alone

so I can go to court
on Wednesday.

You'll be back
before Wednesday.

Oh, boy.

That morning,
xabe came out of the forest

with the news
that some of the animals

had started moving

towards the marula groves
in the north.

He ran up to his father
and shouted,

"the marulas are ripe.
Let's go and collect some."

Then xisa and little xiri
ran up and said,

"can we come too?"

Xixo said, "let's see
if you're big enough yet.

If you're taller than my bow,

the hyena will be afraid of you
and he'll keep his distance,

but if you're shorter,
he'll take you,"

but xiri said,
"please let me come too,"

and xisa said,

"i promise I'll always
stay close to him."

Where are they
having the conference this year?

In okakarara.

Where's that, Nebraska?

No, Africa.

Oh, boy.

They gathered a lot of marulas,

and on the way home,

they came across the spoor
of a wounded elephant.

Xixo said,

"this elephant is very weak.
It's going to die."

He said to xisa,
"you and xiri can go on home.

"Tell your mother we will come

when we've
found the sick elephant."

There was a very strange
and very beautiful pattern

on the ground.

Xisa couldn't read it.

She'd never seen
anything like it in her life.

There was another one,

just as beautiful
as the first one.

She wondered how anything

could make
such a long, unbroken track.

She followed the track

and saw
a very strange-looking thing.

She said, "you see,

"this thing
went round and round,

"and that's how it made
such a long pattern

without footprints."

Xiri saw
a beautiful dewdrop grow,

and when it dropped,

another one began
to grow in its place.

They knew that the gods

always put dewdrops on plants
in the night,

but here they could see
a dewdrop form

in broad daylight.

Xisa said, "i think this thing
is making the water."

Xiri had never seen
so much water in his life.

He didn't know
there was so much water

in the whole world.

They found the elephant,

and they saw the tiny wound
that had made it die.

The tracks told xixo

the heavy people
had been there,

and he wondered

why they had taken
the useless tusks

and had left
all the valuable meat to rot.

He said, "the heavy people
do strange things."

Bo said,
"I'll call xabo's family

to help us eat the meat.

If I run all day and all night,
I can find them by tomorrow,"

and xixo said,
"we'll go and call our family."

There were many tusks.

It takes the gods
more than a man's lifetime

to make a full-grown elephant,

and it horrified them to see
that so many had died.

Xixo and xabe found the place

where xisa and xiri's tracks
suddenly stopped.

Xixo said, "look,
xisa climbed onto the thing,

and then xiri went up too,
and it took them away."

He said, "tell our family

"they must go
to the dead elephant

"and start eating it.

I'll fetch xisa and xiri."

I'm sorry you
had to come

on such short notice,

but we're very honored
to have you.

I would've liked
going on the safari tour,

but I have to prepare
my presentation.

You're sure you'll be
all right here?

I'll be fine, thank you.

Good, I'll
leave you to it.

You know where
Stephen's working?

Yeah, I think I've
got a rough idea.

Well, you may have to search
around for him a bit.

Right.

And Jack?

Yeah?

Tell Stephen we'll send
the rest out to him later.

Right.

What's a nice girl
like you

doing in a place
like this?

Oh, boy.

You don't buy it.

Uh-uh.

Okay, I'll try again.

Hi.

How would you like
to come fly with me?

I have to work this. That's why
i turned down the safari trip.

Trip's three hours.

I'll show you lots of Africa

in a half an hour.
What do you say?

I have to present this
at 3:30, you know.

Oops.

Only half an hour?

Yes, doctor.

So, what are you,
a doctor of medicine?

No, corporate law.

What a tiny plane.

We have a smaller one,
but we can't find it.

Can it fly?

In you go.

What are those?

Buffalo.

Look, no hands.
Flies by itself.

Safest plane
in the world.

Coffee.

Morning, boss.

You only done 80 miles.

Yeah, I slept
a little bit.

You stopped.

I was bushed,
so I pulled up and...

You slept more
than four hours.

I was real pooped.

I told you
we're running late.

I was really pooped, boss.

Move over.

It's okay, boss, I'm fresh now.

Get.
Jeez, boss.

Lazy bastard.

Get back to sleep.

I'm wide awake now.

Sleep.

Yes, boss.

I'll be right back.

Mm-hmm.

Hi, Stephen.
Hi, thanks.

You're cutting it fine,
you know.

There's a hell of a cumulus
building up.

One of those thermals
grabs hold of you,

it's going to whip you
right over the escarpment.

You'll be 20, 30,000 feet.

See you later.

Stephen,
is Geoff there yet? Over.

Hi, Bob.

Yes, he's here. Over.

Can you fly back
in with him?

We found a baby giraffe
that looks very sick.

We need your advice. Over.

Okay. Out.

You know you're
not supposed

to cart your floozies
around in that.

No, she's not a floozy.

Hi.

Morning.

Do you do some kind
of work around here?

Hello, Stephen.
Come in. Over.

Stephen, are you there?
Over.

Hello, Stephen.
Come in. Over.

Hi, Bob,
this is Jack. Over.

Jack, don't take off yet.

There's a freak storm

moving in very fast
across the escarpment.

Over.

Uh, Bob, they've
just taken off.

Over.

They? Is there someone
else with him? Over.

Yes. Over.

Who? Over.

Uh, there was
this young lady. Over.

Was she with you? Over.

Uh, sort of. Over.

Boy, you're
in trouble. Over.

Over.

Xixo's old friend waka
was standing there,

looking at the tracks
the heavy people had made.

Xixo greeted him,

and told him that his children

were in the thing
that had made the tracks.

Waka greeted him back,

and said, "I'll come with you
to find your children,"

but xixo said,

"there's a dead elephant
back there.

"Go there with your family,

so that they can
help my family eat it."

They stopped.

I think there's
some whiskey

under your seat.

No thanks, I'm okay.

Give it to me.

You're going
to start drinking?

Give me.

Can this thing fly
on scotch?

George.

Boss?

Take over.

Xisa said,

"when this thing gets tired,
it will stop to rest,

then we can follow the tracks
back home."

Running out of scotch.

This any good?
Uh-uh.

We're flying backwards.

I have to read my paper at 3:30.

How do I get back?

We have to find a road
so I can hitch a ride.

So which way
to the nearest road?

This is baobab country.

Oh, it can speak.

We're at least
300 miles from base.

Oh, boy.

Maybe more.

I'm sorry.

Any time.

I have to get
to a telephone.

I don't even know
what country we're in.

That was one
hell of a storm.

Hey!

Great. Great.

They're not scared of me.

So?

They don't know about people.
We're in the deep kalahari.

Will they find us here?

Eventually.

Well, how long
is eventually?

Maybe a day,
maybe a week.

A week? I have to be back
in New York on Wednesday.

You're from New York?

You mean I have
to survive here for a week?

Anyone who can survive
in New York can survive here.

We'll starve to death.

There's enough food around here.

Our problem
will be water.

All we have
is that six-pack up there.

They were getting
quite thirsty,

but they knew where
there was plenty of water.

She said, "no, I'm too heavy
for you to pull me up.

"You come down here
so you can push me up.

Then I can pull you up."

Xiri had never been in water,

but he soon
got used to the idea,

and quite enjoyed it.

Is that water?

Petrol. Gas.

So?

If I can get this thing down,
we can fly out.

Today?

I have to take it apart,
bring it down,

assemble it again.

Eventually.

Maybe by tomorrow,

the next day.

Was that a lion?

Yeah, I can hear them.

Let down the rope.
I want to get up.

They won't bother us.

You're okay, they're bothering
the hell out of me down here.

Will you let down
that rope?

They're not coming this way.

What about eventually?

If you don't bother them,
they won't bother you.

And if they're hungry?

They're far from here.

It's swarming
with wild animals down here.

If don't bother them,
they won't bother you.

I'm not bothering them.

This one is drooling at me.

It's a hyena.
They're always drooling.

So?

Ignore him.
Don't smile at him.

Why not?

He might think you're
threatening him.

Let me get up there.

You're enjoying this.

Yeah.

Why don't you relax
and enjoy it too?

What's to enjoy?

Wild animals all over the place,
no food, no water.

No room service.

Yeah, no plumbing.

What I need is plumbing, now.

Go behind that thicket.

Alone?

I mean, the lions are that way.

They're very far.
If you don't bother them--

they won't bother me.
I know, I know.

How do I get down?

How'd you get up there?

The lion was roaring.

Wasn't a lion.

It was a hyena
sounding off.

Right.

Now, just a minute.
Turn your back.

Pull me up.

I can't. Friction.

Then let me down.

What do you
want me to do?

Don't look at me.

What do you
want me to do?

Let me down,
let me down.

What's so funny?

Okay, I won't
bother you, see?

So don't you bother me.

Watch it!

Go away!

Run, run, run, run,
run, run.

Get up a tree!

You okay?

You said
if I didn't bother them...

I see there's a baby rhino
back there.

Maybe the mother thought
you were molesting it.

I only talked to it.
I didn't even smile at it.

They're going.
They're going away now.

I'm not coming down

before you can fly me
out of here.

There's no plumbing up there.

You thirsty?

Yes.

All right, you can
have half a beer.

Great.

Don't open it yet.

Sorry.
Oh, my goodness.

Um...

Sorry.

What did I do wrong?

Well, it's warm.

Drink it now.

Right.
It's getting late.

We have to find food
before it gets dark.

I saw an ostrich nest.

Do they bite?

No, they kick,
but they aren't very bright.

If you lie down flat,
he can't see you.

That's the male.

He has
to guard the eggs,

but if you can
distract him...

How do I distract
a male ostrich?

Lie down flat!

For a moment,

xixo thought he saw
his children's footprints,

but it was only a baboon
that had walked past.

So, what went wrong?

Nothing.
We got the egg.

You mean that was
standard procedure?

Got a match?

The thing came back.

I'm sorry.

You got a match?

I've got a lighter.

Big Ben
calling ramjee.

Big Ben calling
ramjee.

Do you read me?

Ramjee, come in.
Big Ben calling.

Come in, ramjee.

Still out of range.

Maybe they're
not there yet.

He said he'll meet us
on the ninth.

That's yesterday.

Sorry, boss.

...it is expected

that 10,000 people
will attend the opening.

Although nine helicopters
and four spotter planes

are taking part
in the search,

no sign of Dr. Marshall
and Dr. Taylor

has been found.

Was that us?

I suppose so.

Doctor of what?

Zoology.

You?

Law.

We have to watch that guy.

The hyena?
He's a hell of a coward.

As long as you're taller
than him,

he'll keep his distance,

but if you lie down,

he'll take a chunk out
of your face

and your leg.

You can take
the first watch.

Call me when the moon
gets to there,

and I'll take it
to there,

and then you can take it
to first light.

Coming down.

I'm ready.

For what?

You only jumped
25 centimeters.

What happened
to standard procedure?

Maybe next time.

Where are we going
to take off from?

There's a salt pan
about three miles from here.

How many blocks?

Keep the sun over
your right shoulder.

Stay clear of low branches.

What?

It's that damn rhino.

It's a male. It's harmless.

What are you always
climbing up trees for?

I'm not a doctor of zoology.

How am I supposed to know
about males and females?

Damn near wrecked
the nose wheel.

Give me slack.

You only jumped 124 centimeters.

These things are dangerous.

It's very small.

But when it grabs hold of you,
it never lets go.

Kind of cute.

Hey. No!

Now we've got a flat.

What do i
do with this?

Why don't you
throw it away?

It'll just come
right back.

Can you change the tire?

Can you undo my boot?

It's the one
that stepped on him.

So?

If I give it to him,
he can have his revenge.

There.

Is there enough gas

to take us
all the way back?

If we get it
off the ground.

No, it won't work.

Can't you fix it?

No pump.

You want to be
the wheel.

You're crazy.

You see that stick?

When I shout, "now,"
you bring it over this way.

But I can't fly a plane.

It'll lift your side
of the wing,

then you center up. Push out
again, you pull it back.

You see?

Bring it over,
center up, pull it back.

Then what?

Then I'll take over.

But I can't even
drive a manual.

Do you want
to kill us both?

You're nuts.

I can't fly a plane,
you hear me?

I can't fly a plane!

Throttles.

Shiny ones,
push them forward.

Here we go!

Come on.
Stick it back.

Center up.

I told you I can't fly.

Pull back.

Not way back.

Pull it, pull it,
pull it.

Will you make up
your mind?

Bring her down.

What?

We go that way.

You said you were
going to take over.

You should have gone that way.
Oh, shit.

Oh, shit!

Ask a woman to do anything,
and she buggers it up.

So she buggered it up.

Just look down and read.

It says "on. Off."

Switch it off,
then you can glide.

Ha ha!

Whoa!

I told you I can't fly.

It says, "ballistic parachute,"
clearly and distinctly.

Read it, press the button,
and you'll be okay.

I told you I can't even
drive a manual.

"Oh, it's easy."

"Bring it over,
center it up, pull it back,

and get it right, woman."

I showed you so nicely.

I said, "bring it over."
Not "bring it over!"

You'll break your silly neck.

You don't explain properly.

I could have broken my neck.

How the hell
am I going to find you

with only one boot?

Better find my boot.

Shoo. Go away.

Oh, shit.

Wait!

Hi.

Do you want to
sell me your bike?

Look, I'll give you money.

I give you money,
you give me the bike.

No, I have to go that way.

There's a man there.

I'll pay you,
you take me that way.

Here. Please, I insist.

Okay, I'll pay you
when we get there.

There?

Well, why don't we
try something else?

Oh, yeah, sure.

Oh, all right.

Good thinking.

Are you going to hang in there
forever?

There. Lunch.

Go on, try it.

Okay, try that.

Look, I'm really sorry.
Please take this.

No, come on.

Bye.

Well, thanks.

Bye. Got to find somebody.

You said you were tired.

Hey, go home.

Go back to your family.

Go on, get.

Get. Shoo. Go.

English?

Okay.

Get up.

Move.

Which way?

To my Jeep.

Stop.

Where are you going?

Where is your Jeep?

We go to your Jeep.

Stop.

March.

Which way?

You know why a compass

has a mirror on back?

Why?

So you can see who's lost.

Okay, we go northwest.
That way.

March.

How far did you fly,
for Pete's sake?

How the hell
am I going to find you?

Damn!

Hey!

Hey, you, get away!

Leave it alone.

Get out of here.

Give me back my can.

Scumbag.

You mugger.

Thank you.

You keep away.

Stay there.

See these?

If you dare...

Don't even think about it.

You'll be sorry.

Go away.

Okay, you can have this one,
and no more.

Leave the can.

Do you hear me?

Leave my can alone and go away.

No, don't bring a friend.

I'm not going
to water you,

and your friends,
and your relatives,

and I'm not--

aah!

Excerpts from
the Geneva convention.

Forget it.

It says here about
how a prisoner of war

ought to be treated.

"No prisoner of war

"shall be subjected
to inhumane treatment.

No outrage
shall be committed."

Okay, stop.

You can rest for three minutes.

What's your bloody hurry?

None of your business.

Three minutes.

I'm pooped, man.

Hey! Don't do that!

Come back.

I'm going to report you
to the Geneva convention.

Come back.

You're my prisoner.

Come back.

Come out of there
and be my prisoner!

You mustn't do that!

March.

So if you're so smart,

how come you don't even know
what country you're in?

So which way did they go?

I'll just have to wait
till they come back.

Xixo saw a heavy person
dressed in funny clothes

sitting next to the track,
talking to herself.

She looked like a woman,
but she had a man's voice.

Hey.

Oh, it's your way of greeting.

We do it this way.

Sorry.

Okay. I'll do it your way.

Hello.

I'm very glad
to meet you.

He said,
"where is your family?"

He looked at her tracks,
and said, "you are alone.

"How did you get here?

He said,
"i have to find my children.

"There are two heavy people
playing some kind of game.

"They went that way,
now I hear them coming.

Perhaps they'll let you play
with them."

You want me to go
with you? Uh-huh.

He showed her the tracks
where he met the two heavy men.

He said, "this is where
they turned back.

"See how angry this one was,

"because the tired one
grabbed the stick from him,

"and then he had to run.

It was very funny."

But, of course,
she couldn't understand.

She was also quite illiterate.

She couldn't read
the signs and tracks at all.

We're waiting for a bus?

Well, what do you know?

Go away. Bugger off.
I don't want to see you.

Stop!

Who are you?

Xixo couldn't understand

what these crazy people
were playing at.

This thing penetrates.

You wouldn't
shoot a lady.

He said, "i have to go
and find my children."

He remembered
the men had bad manners,

so he didn't say goodbye
to them.

I don't want to be involved
in your wars.

I'm American.

Okay.

Hey, you can't
leave me here.

You want me to die?

Get away from me.

Get away!

Try again, huh?

It's not fair.

You can't both use me.
Let me go!

Let me go! Let me go!

Okay, drop it.

Drop it.
Yes, drop it.

Drop it, drop it, drop it!

Can't we negotiate?
I want to go home.

If I don't get back to biera
by tomorrow night,

I'm going to miss my plane
back to Cuba,

then I'll spend
another six months

in this goddamn Africa.

And I've got to take you
to my base, now.

Well, I have to be in New York
on Wednesday.

Sit down, and stay clear
of the goddamn Cuban.

I'll stay clear
of goddamn both of you.

I resent being used
as a hostage object.

Got to be in New York
on Wednesday.

You should have stayed there.

I didn't ask you
to come out here.

I have to walk my ass off
to find you.

Well, good.

What's so funny?

Switch it on.

Big Ben calling ramjee.

Big Ben
calling ramjee.

What are you doing?

What am I doing?

Look at the sun.

You're going
the wrong way.

Boss, I'm driving
on the compass.

This thing is
made of steel.

You left it there.
Look at the needle.

You buggered the compass,

you stupid bastard.

Jeez, boss,
i wasn't thinking.

Stop the bloody truck.

So when did you
put it there?

Well, I drank some coffee
just at sunrise, boss.

Five hours.

40 degrees off.
Stupid bastard.

Big Ben calling ramjee.

Big Ben
calling ramjee.

Do you read me,
for chrissakes?

Ramjee, come in.

Big Ben, where
the hell are you?

Look, I'm sorry.

This idiot I've got here
bugged the compass.

I've been waiting
three bloody days.

Where the bloody hell
are you?

We're
way off course.

Now we have to backtrack
for at least five hours

to find our bearings.

We're going back
in our tracks now,

so we'll be
out of range again.

I'll contact you

when we come back
into range.

Little xiri saw hyena tracks.

The spoor was very fresh,

so he knew the hyena
must be close,

and it was downwind,
so it was sure to smell him.

He remembered
his father had said,

"if you're taller
than the hyena,

it'll keep its distance."

It couldn't understand
how this small creature

had grown tall so suddenly.

Perhaps the hyena hoped

that xiri
would get small again,

so it followed him...

At a respectful distance.

Well, we got blown here
in a kind of a plane,

and then I kind of lost

Dr. Marshall.

Get in the Jeep.

Move.

Wait there.
Okay, but leave your bag.

Why?

You SWAT people.

No, I won't,
i promise.

Look, I'll take out
the rocks.

You got rocks in there?

You drive.

In there.

Start her up.

That way.

Xixo saw another track
made by a heavy person,

and the footprints
told of a man

who was in a bad way.

He spoke to the track.

He said,
"i can see you need help,

but I must find my children."

Turn right.

Stop.

Hey, that's my Jeep.
I know, I knew it.

Go siphon.

Gas? But my tank
was almost empty.

Oh, boy.

Hi.

Xixo said,
"i don't know what to do.

"You need someone
to find water for you,

"but I'm worried
about my children.

"I've been running
for two days and a night,

"and I haven't found them.

I think they're very far."

What have you got?

About two liters.

14, 15 kilometers.

How much have you got?

About
20 kilometers.

How far is your base?

60, 65.

Oh, my god.

My base is 20 kilometers.

Shut up. Get up.

Watch it!

Stop it!

I said, stop it!

Stop it right now!

Lady,

be careful with that.
Give it to me.

I'm the good guy here.
He's a bloody Cuban.

Give it to me.

Jeez, lady.

Yes, make my day.

Okay, se�orita.

My base is only
20 kilometers away.

There's going to be
a plane to Cuba tomorrow.

Give me the gun.
I'll take you there.

This guy doesn't know
where he is.

You couldn't even
find your own Jeep.

How are you going
to find your base?

You find it.
You're so smart.

We're going to my base.

Who says?
I says!

Stop it!

You,

get behind the wheel.

No.

No, get back.

You've got
to stay together.

Um...Take his hand.

I said hold hands.

Okay, get in.

You go around
that way.

Okay.

Now, can either of you
fly a plane?

Yeah, I can.

Good.

Drive back to
where we started.

Watch it, boss!

Jeez, boss, we killed
a little kid.

Sit down. We've got
to get out of here.

But, boss, it was
a little kid.

He's okay.
He's okay.

Jeez, boss,
there's another one.

Xiri! Xiri!

Xiri! Xiri!

Now xisa didn't know
which way to go.

What if her little brother
had been left back there?

Stop here.

This is where
the bushman found me.

That means
the plane must be...

That guy's
only bad news.

Follow him.
We're low on gas.

Follow him.
We're low on gas.

Follow him.

Hi.

Hold hands.

Get out that side.

Go that way.

Stop.

Goodbye. Thank you.

What happened?

It's nothing,
just kind of dehydrated.

Does "w" stand for water?

I don't have to tell you.

Okay, open your mouth.

Who's the little guy
who gave me that stuff?

I don't know.

He just keeps on
appearing and disappearing.

Who are they?

They're soldiers.

They look
very affectionate.

No.

Are they your prisoners?

Kind of.

She hijacked my Jeep
and she kidnapped us.

You did it to me first.
Both of them.

He did it, then he did it.

She hit me first.

You hit him?

Yeah.

She hit me too.
Damn near killed me.

You hit them?
Took them prisoner with a gun?

Yeah.

No, we're still
backtracking.

Keep going.

Yes, boss.

We nearly knocked over
another crazy bushman.

You're still in
bushmen country?

Oh, it beats me
where they come from.

You said nobody
would see you.

Bushmen don't count.

Oh, my god.

Ben, what happened?

Bloody bushman was
crawling all over.

What do you mean,
"crawling all over"?

What are you doing?
Hey, you okay?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What were you
doing up there?

Did he see the ivory?

I don't know.
He must have.

Then you can't
let him go.

That's right.

You a game warden?

Get him in here.

You come with us,
you get in there.

Here.

Boss?

Make him get in.

You come with us,
you get in there.

You get in there.

Hey, you mustn't do that.
Get in there.

Can't you do anything right?

Jeez, boss.

Get me a tie-down.

What are you going to do, boss?

They did it to me,

and he wants to go that way,
he wants to go that way.

The one who's got the gun
gets to say where we go,

and I've got the gun,
and I say we go to the plane.

Okay.

In the Jeep.

When we get to the plane,

you can have
your Jeep back.

And my gun.

We'll see about that.

What the hell do you
think you're doing?

It's his, boss.

Stop.

Here are those
tracks again.

Okay, the plane
must be that way.

How are we going
to take off?

I'm not going to be
the wheel again.

Now we can fix it.

I don't see a pump.

Don't! You've got to watch them.

Yours?
No.

Game rangers.

What do we do, boss?
He's got a gun.

Don't let him
see the ivory.

Maybe they've
got a pump.

Could you
lend us a pump?

What?

Could we borrow a pump with a--

oh, no!

What have you done to him?

Drop that!

Throw it away!

George...

Get the gun.

What do we
do now, boss?

Tie them up.
Boss?

Give me that.

Get the tie-downs.

Jeez, boss.

What's this about?

I don't like
game rangers.

I'm not a game ranger.

Me too.

This is all I've got, boss.

Tie them two by two.

What are we going
to do now, boss?

I've got to talk
to ramjee.

Big Ben calling ramjee.

Do you read me?

Ramjee, do you read me?

Out of range again.

George,
you see that dome?

I'm going to go up there
to get range.

Got to talk to ramjee
about this.

I'm leaving you
in charge.

You watch these people.

Okay, now,
you people.

You behave,
nobody gets hurt.

Oh, my god.

Get the gun.

Hey, you mustn't
do that.

My boss will
kill you.

Got it.

Okay, let's go.

Get in.

What do you mean,
"get in"?

Move it, man.

Mister, come with us.

I'm coming too.
He's going to kill me.

You, give me first gear.

Hurry!

I knew it. I knew it.

I told you
we're low on gas.

Let's get
out of here.

Move your ass, man.

What a day.

Game rangers, two soldiers,
and a woman.

What did you
do with them?

I tied them up.

What the hell?

George!

Yes, boss?

Your turn.

Your turn!

No, it's not!

It is, it is!
No, it's not!

It is!

No, it's not!

Okay, dammit.

I'll get the bastard.

No, get up.
Untie me.

Come on.

Hey!

Oh, no, man.

He's not so crazy.

He knows
what he's doing.

He's making a firebreak.

Clever little bugger.

It'll burn out now.

That's it.

They're your kids?

Yes, we passed them back there.

There's a tiny one
and then the other one.

Yeah, that way.

Yeah.

Why are you crying?

He lost his kids.

I told him where to find them.

So you have
to disappear again.

Goodbye...

And thank you.

Goodbye,

and thank you.

Watch it!
He's got a gun!

Out of my way.

I want you to do that again.

Do what?
What you just did.

What the hell for?

It's a telescopic sight.

He can't hit a moving target.

No!

When I say, "go,"

you run around like crazy,
all right?

Go!

Stand still,

you bastards.

Throw it away.

Okay, okay, okay.
I'm your goddamn prisoner.

I don't want you.

You're a, you're a...
You're a shitty prisoner.

Xiri!

Okay, thank you.

Okay, goodbye.

Bugger off to Cuba
and don't get lost.

See that hill over there?

You head
straight for it,

and you'll
find your Jeep.

Goodbye.

Okay, out.

You drive the Jeep.

Where we going, boss?

To my base.

How long will we get?

Maybe you'll
get a year,

but this bastard's
going to sit for a long time.

There are
12 spotter planes

and nine helicopters

searching the area
in a radius of 400 kilometers.

So we are covering an area

of 20,000--

isn't this
where we kiss?

Yes!

Pull me up! Pull me up!

You're tearing my dress!

Let me down.

No, pull me up.

Don't bother.

I can't see!

Oh, boy.

Now can you
do it right?

Daddy!