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Hey, Bomber, what's for lunch?
Fish.

And chips?

And salad.

How come you never cook chips?

Saving you from cholesterol.

Yeah, but chips goes with fish,

just like tomato sauce
goes with meat pies.

Just like fat
goes with a heart attack.

Yeah, but there's fat
in the fish and the batter.

And those burgers
you cooked yesterday.

So, uh, what's your problem
with chips?

Food snob.
Are you a food snob?

Or the big question, Bomber,

did you have a bad experience
with a chip in your past?

You broke the record!
38 seconds.

You set me up?

You had 4 minutes
and 22 seconds remaining.

They gave me five minutes
for you to throw something.

Hey, I'm good. Bomber by name,
Bomber by nature.

What's going on?

Uh, Bomber was just teaching
Spider how to juggle eggs.

That the gash, is it, Bomber?

Yes, Buffer.
Good.

Since you guys like throwing
stuff at each other so much

we'll have that up on deck now.

Drill in two minutes.

Yes, Buff.

OK, this exercise is designed

to hone the skills
of the boarding party

when faced with
a non-compliant FFV.

Swaino, Bomber, RO,
you're my fishermen.

You'll be on board the FFV.

As the boarding party approaches

you defend yourselves
with this.

You are to offer
passive resistance only, OK?

No weapons and no violence.

If the XO or myself
call out your name,

you're out.

This is an exercise only.

OK?

So don't get carried away.

Any questions?

Yeah, Buff, have I got time
to get some rubber gloves?

I don't want to touch that.
No, you don't.

Buff, can I go to the toilet?
Let's go.

That's softer than the stuff
they normally throw at us.

XO to Buffer,
boarding party on approach.

Roger that.

Fishermen, stand by.

OK, Buffer, here we come.

Alright, let's get 'em.

Righto, in your own time.

Hit 'em. Hit 'em hard.

Get out of it, navy.

Put your poles up, sir.
Put your poles up!

Get away, navy!
Have some fruit, boys.

Spider, this is for you.

Put the poles...

Ah! You're out!
Just a flesh wound!

Righto, you're out, ET.
You're out!

Oi!
You're out.

Alright, pull your poles in.

Poles are coming in.

Get that pole in, Bomber.
Back off, navy!

Come on, Bomber,
get that pole in.

Flaring!
We're going in.

Boarding!

Move.

Step back.

Ma'am. Put down the weapon.

I mean it, ma'am.
Put the weapon down.

Now, step away
from the cauliflower.

It's a broccoli, you idiot.

Turn around, please.

Put your hands
behind your back, ma'am.

Bet you wouldn't have
dropped it if it was a chip.

Bomb, look,

there's a chip
on your shoulder.

Chippy, chip, chip...

Hey, hey, hey! Swaino!

Argh!

Righto, exercise is over!

You, in the RHIB, now!

Bomber.

What did I say?

"No contact, no violence. "

What the hell were you thinking?

If Swaino and I
hadn't have grabbed him

he'd have gone overboard

and you'd be up on
disciplinary charges.

I'm really sorry.

But it was just a push.

Sometimes I have a bit
of a short fuse...

I don't care
how you dress it up,

you've got a serious problem
with your temper.

Yes, Buffer.

What did he say to you?

Spider, that made you go him?

Nothing.

I'll be discussing this incident
with the Swain and XO

before I decide
whether to lay charges.

What?

Buffer, I'll do anything...

If I had my way you'd
be off this boat right now.

There is no room on boats
for people with a short fuse.

You're a liability.

I'm so sorry.
It won't happen again.

No, it won't.

I suppose everyone's
talking about me.

Oh, that's the part

where you're supposed to say
that they're not.

Oh, I don't do nice.
You could try Nikki.

Actually, I prefer honest.

I heard what Spider
said to you on the boat.

He was teasing you
about chips again -

what is it with you and chips?

Every time I take a new posting,
it's the same thing.

People trying it on with me.

RO, I just want to do my job, fit in.

Nobody likes me, do they?

No, nobody likes your temper.

Have you ever tried nice?

I'll stick with honest.

You're gonna be fine.

Really?

Yeah... You're a good cook.

I thought the Charge
was stabbed.

Did they hit him over the head
as well, boss?

'Hammersley' go ahead.

He is doing Tai Chi.
Yeah.

And if you were doing it
I wouldn't be asking,

but it's the Charge.

Charge is fine, he's been
given a clean bill of health.

Sir?

And he'll be getting a citation
for his bravery.

Yes, RO?

I just got a call
from Coastwatch -

they've spotted two men
adrift in a tinny

12 miles north of us.

Gosh, out here?

Yeah, one of them's
signalling the plane,

the other one doesn't
appear to be moving.

Nav, plot this.

Yes, sir.

Starboard 10, steer 0-2-0.

Starboard 10,
steer 0-2-0.

Do you hear there?
Navigator speaking.

We're altering course
to investigate a small boat

who appears to be in distress.

Stand by to recover
by sea boat.

Any sign?

Where do you think
they've come from?

Oh, no idea.

Oh, sir, we're coming up
on the coordinates.

Anything on radar?

I've hooked a possible contact
which might tie in

but a tinny's so small,

it's hard to pull out
of the clutter.

Boss?

I have the tinny visual.
Green, 2-0.

Great, X.

Let's get the sea boat
in the water.

Nav, away sea boat.

Wow.

Spider, I'm so sorry.
I really am...

It's fine, really.

Couldn't you just hit me or
something and we'd be even?

I don't hit people.

Stuff you, then.

Spider! Come on.

Hey, Buffer, do you need
an extra hand?

Nah.

Visors down.
Ready in the sea boat!

Visors down,
ready in the sea boat.

Carry on the sea boat.

Get them off me!

They're crawling on me.

Get them off me. Help!

They're all over me.
Sir, just calm down, please.

Get them off me.
Get them off me!

Sir, calm down.
Get them off!

Help! Get them off!
Sit down.

You right, Swaino?

Hey, sit down there.
You right, Swaino?

Yes, mate. Yes.
Sit down. Sit down.

Calm down. You're safe, mate.
You're safe.

Righto, let's get him
out of here.

Alright, hold it.

Righto, let's go!

They got so thirsty they
started drinking salt water.

That stuff'll send you mad.
Sounds like it nearly did.

What's Swaino say?

He says they'll be fine
once he gets them rehydrated.

How'd they get out here?

They anchored
next to a coral reef

and then they took
their tinny off to go diving.

They go diving, they come up and
see their boat motoring away.

Did they see who took her?
No.

And no sign of the boat
that brought the thieves.

Well, this'd be the third taken
in the last two months.

Did the boaties see which
direction the boat was heading?

Yeah - south-east.

Come to south-east, Nav.

We're coming up
on Truman Island.

Doesn't some rich bloke
own the whole thing?

Yeah - Ray Walsman.

We evacuated him some time back
from the Samaru Islands.

Is that right?

You were off getting
your dolphins at the time -

or, at least,
you were supposed to be.

God, I miss the submarines.

Nice bloke. Said we should
drop in if we were passing by.

Eyes front.

If these boat thieves
have held to their same course,

they would've passed
right through here.

He might've seen something.

Or he might've been
a target himself.

You want me to radio him, sir?
No.

Buffer, organise a shore party.

Sorted, boss.
Oh, take Bomber.

Use her or lose her, Buff.
She's no good as decoration.

Spider.

You two stay here and behave.

Where are you going?

To say hello.

She's way out of your league.

Nice to see you again.

What brings you
to this neck of the woods?

We're following a stolen boat.

Wondered if you'd seen any
vessels come past your island.

Yeah.

Nice to see you again.
Good to see you, sir.

You haven't got a phone on
this fancy new boat of yours?

No, it's alright.

I know you wanted
to have a stickybeak

at my secret hideaway,
didn't you?

And it's OK. Come on,
let me show you around.

No point having it
if you can't show it off.

Hey there. I'm Billy.

Or you can call me Spider.

Yeah, nice to meet you too.

You won't get very far
if you give up that easily.

That doesn't sound very good.

No, but it gets me
out of study.

Oh, uni?

Your stocks just went up
10 points.

No, Year 12.

What? So you do school
from here?

By correspondence.

Nice - no teachers,
no classes, no detention.

No fun, no friends, nowhere
to go out on the weekend.

Must be pretty cool
living on an island, though.

Try being here six months.

It's a long way from anywhere.

Yeah, but, um, you've got, like,
palm trees and sand and water.

And, um...

...stunningly beautiful women.

We haven't seen anything
pass by,

not that we'd
necessarily notice.

Might be worth
keeping an eye out.

There's been an increase
in boat thefts

along this part of the coast.

You may become a target.

Yeah, well,
don't worry about me, Captain.

I've got security.

Any unwelcome guests
who turn up here

might find they've bitten off
more than they can chew.

Besides, my boat's in Cairns,
picking up supplies.

It'll be there for a week.

So, um, you ever get to port?
Sometimes.

Thanks. Um, 'cause I've got
this concert on this weekend.

I'd love to go.
Cool.

But I won't be back
on the mainland

till my exams are over.

Well, maybe we could
hook up then?

I'd like that.
Yeah, me too.

Are you sure I can't
offer you guys a drink?

No. We'd better
get after these boat thieves.

Let me show you out.

So that's your number?

What are you doing?

Dad, I'm just getting some sun.

Catching pneumonia, more like.

You've already got a cold.
Go inside and do some study.

Or what? You'll ground me?

Nice to see you again, Mike.

Likewise.

Boss, I think I found her.

Is that her?

That's her. That's our boat.

Can't raise them
on the radio, sir.

Keep trying.

Tell them if they don't
acknowledge, we'll board them.

And draft me a op-rep to NAVCOM
so they know what's happening.

No-one on deck
or at the wheel, boss.

Who's sailing her?

Still not responding, sir.

Vessel right ahead,

this is Australian warship
'Hammersley'

Stop or heave to -
I intend to board you.

Buffer?

X!
Hands to boarding stations.

Hands to boarding stations.
Hands to boarding stations.

Assume damage control state three
condition voyage.

X, I want you to lead,
and watch your back.

We don't know
how many there are.

Sir.

This is the Australian Navy.
Make your presence known.

If you are below deck,
make your presence known now.

Going below deck, boss.

Hello. Is anybody here?

He's dead.

Charlie 82,
this is X-ray 82.

There is absolutely no indication

of how this man died, sir.

There is no injury, no bruising.

Yeah, copy, X.
Any identification?

No, sir. No ID.
Look.

He has on his arm what looks
like a military services tattoo.

Could be Russian.
Yeah, could be Russian.

He's a well-built guy.

Similar to the guys
who stabbed Charge, boss.

Do you recognise him?

I can't positively ID him,
no, sir.

If he is one of that team,

what would they want
with an old tub like that?

The bigger question is,
what happened to him?

No wounds, nothing.

It's like he just
stopped breathing.

Did you hear that, sir?
Affirmative.

Nothing more
that we can do here.

OK, X.
Prepare the boat for tow.

I'll inform the authorities.
Copy that.

Takes a hell of a lot

to stop one of these boys
from breathing.

A dead bloke?
On our boat?

Man, that's karma for you.

He pinches our boat,
leaves us to die

and he's the one who gets it?

You didn't see this man at all?
No way.

Like we said, all we saw
was our boat sailing away.

So is the boat OK?
Is there any damage? Or?

There doesn't appear to be.

So we can go back on board.

Oh, mate,
your boat's a crime scene.

We're towing your boat
back to port

for the police to investigate.

You're kidding.

A man died on your boat.
They'll want to know why.

Sir?

Their ship's log and passports.

So they are
who they say they are.

And they have been
where they say they've been.

How long till
we're ready to tow?

Spider and Buffer
are setting it up now.

They're about 10 minutes off.

Do you want us
to bring the body on board?

No, the police want us
to keep it in situ.

Bomber's bagging the body now,
sir.

Charge, congratulations
on your gong.

Hardly brave,
getting yourself stabbed.

You know, Charge, I never
expected you to be a kind of...

...Tai Chi kind of guy.

Yeah, physio makes me do that.

Physio?
Yep.

Not the shrink?
What shrink?

For relaxation post-trauma.
What trauma?

Some idiot
stabs me with a screwdriver

and missed all the important bits.

Engines are up and running.
Ready when you are, sir.

Thanks.

Hey, Charge?

The body on the boat -

how'd you like to take a look
at ET's video?

See if you recognise him?

Sure.

Charge?

Yeah, just, uh...
looking for something.

Well, come on, mate.
ET's waiting.

Yeah, yeah. I'm coming.

OK.

You're a bit shaky there, mate.

Charge?

Is that one of them, Charge?

No.

No. I... I don't think so.

And you don't recognise
the boaties?

No, just saw them
when they came on board -

a couple of hippies.

Nothing like
these military guys.

Right. Thanks, Charge.

So, what do we do now?

Now? Nothing.

We've got a dead thief,
no way of tracking his mates

and a couple of boaties

who picked an extremely unlucky
time to go diving.

Do we leave it to the police?

I can't see what else we can do.

Although I would like to know
what killed him.

OK, Nav, are we ready
to start this tow?

All set, sir.

Sir, NAVCOM on the line.

We're heading straight back
to Truman Island.

It's a medivac -

Walsman's daughter needs
urgent transfer to hospital.

I'll look after this, RO.

What are you doing?

Dropping the tow.

Tidy that up, Spide.
Dropping the?

But I'm meant
to be prepping lunch in 10.

Too bad.
Great.

Now I'm gonna
be really popular.

Tough. There's been a medivac.

Ray Walsman's daughter's
collapsed.

What? Carly Walsman?
What's wrong with her?

I don't know. We stay here
as the steaming party.

Could I swap with ET? 'Cause
he would love to be here.

And I'm the second medic.
If there's a medical...

Ol! You're both staying
till the 'Hammersley' gets back!

Oh, that smell.

It's just a fridge.

Smells like a dead body to me.
Don't be ridiculous.

The guy's been dead
a while, right?

Figures he'll start
to decompose.

He's not in the sun. He won't
blow up for another 24 hours.

What? Same as a dead cow.

Carly will be fine.

How do you know that?
She's rich.

Things don't go wrong
for rich people.

Besides, Walsman's
not gonna let anything happen

to his precious little girl.

What? Spider!

That moved!
The body bag just moved!

Spider, the bloke's dead.
Bomber! He moved, alright?

I swear he did.

I've already seen him.

You'd better not be joking, Spider.

Buff, I'm not kidding.

The guy moved, I'm telling you.

He's brown bread.

No, I saw him move.
I swear I did, Buff.

Bomber Brown?

I didn't see anything.

Well, something weird's
going on on this boat.

Don't you feel it?

Like the shadows or something,
they're moving.

Buff, something happened
to this guy.

Well, why don't you
figure out what

while you help Bomber fix us
something to eat?

It's a congenital
heart condition.

She gets some infection
in her blood, it just...

I thought
she just had a cold!

You do know it's only limited,
what we can do on board?

Yeah, but you can get her
to hospital.

Yeah.
No, Dad, you stay. I don't...

Darling, I'm going to be
beside you all the way.

You guys, you'll have to sort
out the contract yourselves.

Alright? OK.

Come on, let's go.
Captain, X.

We're heading down now, sir.

I like what you've done
with your overalls, Nav.

OK, so how long's
this gonna last for?

What?
This - you freezing me out.

We're professionals, aren't we?

Yeah, we're professionals.
Good.

Well, then, let's be
just that - professional.

Look, no, I've got work to do
and so do you.

Yes, ma'am.

RO!

Game's up, fellas.

Looks like we do this
the hard way.

Fine by me.

Come on, fella.

You jump in, or we gun
the motors and drag you back.

You ever see 'Jaws'
Come on, hurry up.

Get in the boat. There's
lots of nasties in there.

So, something
you want to tell us?

Rather tell the captain.
Alright, let's go.

My boys tell me
you were swimming for shore.

Innocent men don't try to
run away. What's going on?

You know the dead man
on your boat.

No, we don't.

You killed him, didn't you?

We'll get to the bottom of this.

One way or the other.

Hang in there, sweetheart.
We'll get you to hospital.

Yeah, Captain. Copy.

Mr Walsman.

The navy has a helicopter
on stand-by.

It'll be deployed
as soon as we're in range.

How long?
Five hours.

Five hours?!

We're going as fast as we can
without blowing an engine.

That's my daughter!

We'll do everything we can.

This, uh, bacterial endo...
Endocarditis.

He says she could die
because of it. Is that right?

Well, if it goes untreated,
it can be deadly.

I mean, all I can do is monitor
her and give her fluids.

What she needs
is IV antibiotics,

but they can't do that
till they take a blood sample.

What?

There's something weird
with her blood pressure.

Weird how?

Well, if the infection
had reached her heart,

her blood... BP should be
really high, but it's not.

In fact, if anything, it's low.

So is there something else
going on?

I don't know.

Look, alright, just do
what Fleet Medical tell you.

Sir.

How's your malpractice
insurance?

What?

Well, I'm guessing if anything
happens to Daddy's little girl,

Walsman's gonna take your house
and your firstborn.

Thanks, Robert.

You hear about people
who get buried alive.

You know, they're in
some sort of coma.

When they wake up, it's too
late, they're six feet under.

I thought stockmen
were superstitious.

No, they've dug up coffins and
found claw marks in the wood.

People's fingernails scraping.

And why would they dig them up?

Maybe he's... paralysed.

You know, he's been given
an injection or something.

Like those medical stories.
You know, you see them on TV.

You know, people are given
the wrong anaesthetic,

they feel the whole operation.

But they can't scream, they
can't talk, they can't move...

Spider, if you're so sure he's
alive, then check his pulse.

I'm not touching the dead guy!
Oh, right.

You're the medic.
I thought he wasn't dead.

Spider.
Mmm?

Stay right where you are.
What?

Just relax, stay calm.
Don't move a muscle.

What? What are
you talking about?

There's a snake behind you.

Yeah, good one.

Just relax.

Buffer? Buffer!

Spider!

Whoo!

About time. I'm starving.

Hey.

Buff, no.

It's an eastern brown.

They're deadly.

If we don't move,
it won't attack, I promise.

We're fine.

They're volatile,
but not if we stay calm, OK?

So just...

If anyone knows volatile...

We've been trying to
get to the radio, Buff.

I'll, um...

I'll see if we're still
in portable range.

Man, I hope you know
what you're doing.

I do.
Yeah?

Yeah.
Papa 82, this is Bravo 82.

Over.

Papa 82, this is Bravo 82. Over.

RO, this is Buffer.
This is an emergency.

Do you hear me?

Bravo 82, this is Papa 82.

What is your emergency? Over.

You knew all along
how that bloke died.

What are you talking about?
Don't even try it.

My crew found the snake.

You're responsible
for that man's death.

He stole our boat. He should
never have been on it.

And what about my crew?
You could've warned me.

Instead, three of my sailors
walked into a death trap.

If anything happens to them,

there'll be charges.

Your crew...

What?
You said they found a snake.

Let's just make a run for it.

No way. It's faster
than you are, Spider.

You'll never make it.
Bomber!

We can't stay here all day.
Shh.

No, you can't.

That's not the only snake
on board.

What?!

Those boaties, they confessed.

They've been smuggling them.

Great. Where are they?

That water container.

Ohh. We better get outta here.
Don't!

Stay still.

That's why the bag was moving.

This place is crawling
with them.

Bomber, what do we do?

I'm thinking.
Well, think quickly.

Just... relax.

Is there something wrong?

Well, you tell me.

I've taken your blood pressure
every 10 minutes

since we got back on the boat,

and it's perfectly normal.

Which it wouldn't be
if you really did have

bacterial endocarditis.

And you're not showing
any other symptoms.

So you're not really sick,
are you?

Must get lonely on that island.

You have no idea.

I didn't think it'd be
that big a deal,

that Dad would come.

So what did you think?

I just wanted one
Saturday night on the mainland

and I know Dad would be angry,
but it'd be worth it

to have one night
as a normal person.

You don't have to tell anyone.
I can pay you lots.

Dad gives me an allowance

and I've got nowhere else
to spend it.

I can't do it, Carly.

Please?

I'm sorry.

Nothing wrong with her?

There's gotta be
some kind of mistake.

Look, you're a navy medic.

I want someone
checking out my daughter

who understands her condition.

I want her on that chopper.

The chopper's been called off.
What?!

Mr Walsman, there's nothing
wrong with your daughter.

She just wanted to get off
the island.

Are you trying to tell me
that she's faking?

Maybe she needs some friends
her own age, you know?

Don't you dare tell me
how to raise my daughter.

That'll be all, thanks, Swain.

Yes, sir.

Mr Walsman, you're right.

What happens between you
and your daughter,

it's your business.

But right now the navy's
spending $10,000 an hour

to get her to a hospital
she doesn't need.

And while we're off
on this wild goose chase,

I've got other members
of my crew

in a life-threatening situation

and we can't help them.

I'll see that you and
your daughter are comfortable

until we dock in Cairns.

From there you can make your own
arrangements to get back home.

I think you're supposed to
grab them behind their necks.

That makes it even easier
for them to bite you.

So what do we do, Bomber?

You can't stay down here,
Bomber.

OK, Spider, when I say 'go'...
Yeah?

...you run to the stairs...

Straight to the snake?
It won't be there by then.

Buff, your cap.

You throw it off to the side.

Snakes are easily distracted.

They can't concentrate
on two things at once.

And what are you gonna do?
Don't worry about me.

You sure you know
what you're doing?

You ready?

Yeah.

Go!

Come on, Bomber.
Just run, Bomber!

I can't run.
I've got to keep slow.

Do you hear there?
Captain speaking.

In preparation
of Charge's presentation,

all personnel to muster on
the wharf in ceremonial dress.

Hey, you don't want to be late.

Yep.

Are they chips?

It was never
about the chips.

What was it about, then?

Promise you won't tell anyone?

Look, RO, I don't want anyone
feeling sorry for me.

I don't do gossip.

There was an accident
back home with the fryer.

I was cooking for the stockmen.
Mmm.

Camp kitchen burnt
to the ground.

Is that why you've been worried

about using the deep-fryer
at sea?

Sort of.

One of the stockmen
thought I was still in there.

And?

He went in after me and...

...he got pretty badly burnt.

And people blamed you.

Nup.

That's what I couldn't face.

Their kindness.

So you ran away
to join the navy.

Yeah.

Listen, look, we're all
running from something.

You're ahead. At least you know
what you're running from.

Buff,
these disciplinary charges -

I want to know
if I'm gonna be suspended.

You know what I don't get?

How you can be the kind of
person who loses the plot

over something
as stupid as chips

but then you're put in
a real crisis

and you remain totally calm.

I don't want that first person
on the 'Hammersley'

The second person...

...I want her in my corner.

Just keep that temper in check.

Thank you, Buff.

They're all waiting
for you, mate.

I don't deserve an award.

I'm not brave.

Almost got myself killed.

The only reason I'm here is...

...'cause he missed my pancreas
by 2mm.

Did you talk about this
with the shrink?

I didn't think there was
anything to talk about.

It wasn't a problem when I was
in the office in port...

...and he was 1,000 miles away.

Hey...

No, don't. No.

Sorry.

They're just happy
you're still with us, mate.

That's all.

Alright, come on, let's go.

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