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RuPaul: Previously
on All Stars...

For this week's maxi-challenge,

it's time to play
Snatch Game of Love.

[all laugh]

I'll slap the hell out of you
when you fall back asleep.

You're gonna need a bodyguard.

[all laugh]

Meow. [coughs]
Oh, sorry, a hairball.

Oh.

It wasn't funny.

You're trying so hard
to keep up

that you're not in the moment.

Ginger Minj, con-drag-ulations.

You are the top All Star
of the week.

[laughs]

Trinity K. Bonet,

Pandora Boxx,
I'm sorry, my dears,

but you are the bottom two
All Stars of the week.

This is Pandora's second time
in the bottom.

She has not had a win.

If the girls vote off of
track record, I should be good.

I felt a little disappointed,

because I wanted to see
a little more fight from you.

Okay.

Ru-veal yourself!

Oh, my God!

Oh, werk!

Ginger Minj,
you're a winner, baby!

Which queen have you chosen
to get the chop?

I actually thought about this
for a very long time.

Pandora.

Pandora Boxx, sashay away.

Aah!

[laughs]

Walk with your pimp,
motherfucking bitch!

-Oh, come on!
-[laughs]

Ooh, I am getting
so close to that crown.

Girl, I may have asthma
and little, tiny legs,

but I am running the hell
outta this race.

I mean, I guess first we need
to congratulate Ginger.

Oh, don't make it seem
like such a chore, girl.

We just don't want you
to pull a Trinity and flip out.

[all laugh]

When y'all came here,
it was about y'all.

Let me get mine.
Just two minutes.

I don't know what
it feels like to win.

-We don't need a repeat, bitch.
-Yeah, congratulate her first.

-Well, thank you very much.
-Congratulations, bitch.

Now let's get down
to the dirty business.

Who was ready to send me home?

Who? Who, bitch?

That's Pandora's.
We straight.

Okay.

Pandora. Pandora.

Pandora.
Pandora.

My girls!

[cheering]
These my girls.

But, no, like, I really--

like, I really am, like,
very, very, very grateful

to still be here.

Thank you for believing in me

and allowing me to just
continue to fight, and...

We see your tears, bitch.
We see your tears.

I was talking about
the ones she drew on.

I didn't realize
she was crying.

[all laugh]

No, girl, I don't want,
like, my contacts,

like, all messed up.

But, no, like, I did have
a moment to myself

as to how I did
in the Snatch Game,

but I need to pull
the positive out of this

and not dwell on the negative,

because we often
get in our heads in this.

I don't know. Imma
go to my room and cry later.

Y'all know I am sensitive.

My feelings is easily hurt.

So I might have had
a rough week,

but I'm not gonna
beat myself up for it,

and I refuse
to allow my mistakes

to get the best of me

when I have been doing
so good so far.

Girl, it's the top five.

It's the top five.

-Hello.
-I'm gagging.

I'm really gagging!

Click them, but don't
click 'em too hard, bitch.

You don't wanna go home.

Hold on. Get this boots
off of me, bitch!

Uh-uh, hold on!

[laughs]

No, ma'am.

Now, top five is cute.

I know we didn't all come here
just to be in the top five.

No, ma'am.

Y'all probably
should have sent me home,

'cause y'all gonna be mad.

-Ooh!
-Oh!

Girl, I think I wanna be
Ra'Jah for a minute.

Why you wanna be Ra'Jah?
She only got one win.

-Oh! Ooh!
-That part.

But I won my lip sync,
though. Ooh!

Oh, I won both of mine.

Ginger Minj is the lip sync
assassin of All Stars 6.

And on that note--

Bitch, I'm getting
out of this dress.

Oh, this is what
it feel like to be Ra'Jah?

-Okay?
-Oh, this kind of sexy.

Okay?

Miss Ginger Minj,

she's trying to pull ahead
as the frontrunner.

You can't tell me
I'm not pretty.

-Debatable.
-Okay?

But this game can flip at any
moment, so don't sleep, bitch.

-Ooh!
-Oh!

Ai!

Don't get it twisted, ho.
I'm on your back.

Ooh!

You better not slow down,

because, bitch, I'm coming.

I'm on my way, bitch.

She ready. [laughs]

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

RuPaul: The winner of RuPaul's
Drag Race All Stars

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics,

a coveted spot in
the Drag Race Hall of Fame,

and a cash prize of $100.000.

With extra-special guest judge
Charli XCX.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best drag queen win ♪

♪ Best drag queen win ♪

Rrrr!

Love you, family.

Hey!

Top five.

Top five, and I'm here
to thrive, mama.

I still haven't won a challenge,

but it's a fresh day
in the werkroom,

so I am ready to werk it out.

Pshhh.

"It was lovely working
with most of you. Wink."

[all laugh]

"So long, and thanks
for all the fish.

Love, Pandora."

I'm very sad to see Pandora go.

So let's give her her praise,
let's give her her moment.

We love you, Pandy.

We love you, Pandora!

She has great penmanship.

She does.

And that's something
she can take with her.

[all laugh]

This motherfucking werkroom
is getting so empty.

-Okay.
-And on day one,

didn't it feel like
we were in a clown car?

But we're still here,
'cause we're top five!

♪ Top five ♪

[alarm]

RuPaul: Ooh, girl.

She done already
done had herses!

Hey, All Stars.

-Oh!
-Corny the Unicorn is my name,

and helping Drag Tots
is my game.

Use your magic
to have a little fun,

and the Hall of Fame
could be yours, hon.

[laughs]

Werk!

Hello, hello, hello.

Hi.

We can play tic-tac-toe.

Good morn-ting, All Stars.

-Good morn-ting!
-Good morn-ting!

You know, back in ninth grade,
I won best afro and best dancer.

[all laugh]
Of course you did.

Yeah, it's true, and things
have been all downhill since.

Now, for today's mini-challenge,

we're gonna play a game
of All Star class superlatives.

-Okay.
-Werk, okay.

[school bell rings]

All Stars, class is in session.

I brought my ruler
so I can measure you bitches up.

Oh.

I'll name a category.

You vote for yourself
or one of your fellow queens,

and if your answer matches
the majority, you get a point.

First question. Which one
of your All Star classmates

is the most likely
to steal your boyfriend?

You know I'm single.

Boards up.
We have three Kylies,

so it's one point for Eureka,
one point for Ginger,

and one point for Ra'Jah.

Kylie, any truth to that?

They just come to me.
I don't steal them.

[laughs]

Who's the prettiest queen?

Y'all already know.

Let's see those boards.

We have three Kylies,
so Ginger, Trinity K. Bonet,

and Kylie all get points.

[buzzer]

But they got
the answer wrong, though.

[all laugh]

Who's the most likely
to have a sugar daddy?

It's unanimous.

Everybody gets a point there.

So, Kylie, have you ever had
a sugar daddy?

I've had a sugar daddy.
I've been a sugar daddy.

-Uh-huh.
-I've also been a sugar mama.

-Okay.
-She's a boyfriend-stealing,

-beautiful sugar...
-[laughing]

son of a bitch.

[all laugh]

Who's the messiest queen?

Ooh.

We have four Eurekas.

[ding, ding, ding, ding]

[all laugh]

Eureka, I'm sorry,
but you do not get a point.

What you do get is a complex.

[all laugh]

Who's the gassiest queen?

Eureka. It's unanimous.

So she messy and she gassy.

She messy and gassy.

Who's the bossiest queen?

So the Eurekas win.

[ding, ding, ding]

Eureka is bossy,
gassy, and messy.

[laughs]

Who is the shadiest queen?

I see all the students

are contemplating
their answers here.

I don't really think
it's that hard.

[all laugh]

Ooh, the shadiest queen
is Eureka.

Everybody gets a point.

Bossy, messy,
gassy, shady, mama.

I just farted, too.

[all laugh]

Can I get a hall pass?

[all laugh]

Who's the most likely

to become president
of the United States of America?

We have three Gingers.

Ginger gets a point,
Ra'Jah gets a point,

and Kylie gets a point.

Who's the moodiest?

We have Trinity, Trinity,
Trinity, and Trinity.

[RuPaul laughs]

I hope I don't go to detention
for this, but fuck y'all.

[all laugh]

Here's the most difficult
question.

Who is the most likely
to go home next?

-Ooh!
-Now, that's shady.

Ooh, shit just got real.

Ooh.

Controversy!

Y'all know I don't do well with
the calling people out stuff.

I am just not for this.

So we have two Trinitys
and two Eurekas.

Trinity gets a point,
Kylie gets a point,

Ginger gets a point,
and Ra'Jah gets a point.

Eureka does not get a point.

Right, because she got it
all the way wrong, bitch.

[all laugh]

It's gonna be interesting
in this werkroom

after this class is over.

Thank you so much
for showing up. Yep.

[schoolbell rings]
That sound means time is up.

The winners with the most points

are Ginger Minj...

[cheers and applause]

And Kylie Sonique Love.

[cheers and applause]

Hello, front row.

Con-drag-ulations.

You've each won a cash prize
of $1.000,

courtesy of the United States
Department of Edumacation.

Y'all better learn.
You hear?

Now, for this week's
maxi-challenge,

you need
to transform yourself

into a magical,
live-action character

that pays a visit
to the very animated Drag Tots.

Yes!

Drag Tots is a cartoon
for kids of all ages.

'Cause reading is what?

-Fundamental.
-Fundamental.

Now streaming
on WOW Presents Plus.

It follows the misadventures

of a group of little
drag queen school pals.

Now, here you'll recognize
some of your favorite Drag Tots,

whose voices are provided
by Drag Race royalty:

Bianca Del Rio,

Latrice Royale,

Adore Delano,

Detox,

Valentina,

and more.

To win this challenge,

you need to first create
a captivating character,

complete with name, back story,
and magical powers.

Then design a head-to-toe look

that brings her to life
on the runway.

-Wow.
-Werk!

Now, to drag up
your live-action character,

you'll use
the colorful materials

provided by fabric.com,

the world's leading
online fabric store.

-Oh, my God!
-Thank you, fabric.com.

Thank you!

All Stars, start your engines,
and may the best Drag Tot win.

This is gonna be cute.

-I'm excited.
-I am, too.

Today's maxi-challenge
is Drag Tots,

where we get to create, design,
and embody a character

with a back story
and magical powers

that fits within the world
of the Drag Tots.

This is one of those challenges
that, yeah, it's fun,

but this is kind of, like,
everything all in one, you know?

Characters, sewing.

And we know you can sew.

I can sew.

The challenge here

is just, like, really
finding the character.

Let us not forget I did win
the first design challenge.

I'm just saying.

But I haven't been in the top
in a long time,

and I ain't trying
to have just one win.

You can't just let that one win
be your highlight.

Girl, look at these ham hocks.

I don't know how to--

At least you got
the leg length right.

[both laugh]

Girl, Miss RuPaul asked us

who we thought
was going home next.

Who did you pick?

I picked Trinity.
It was awkward.

Who did you say?

-I said Eureka.
-I did, too.

Eureka picked your name.

Hah!

-I guess y'all are even, honey.
-Okay.

But the whole thing
was done in fun,

so I hope nobody
got their feelings hurt.

I could have lived
without knowing--

That people
thought you were moody?

Yeah. I could have lived
without, like,

knowing that
in the back of my head,

and then feeling
like I'm next to go.

It's just so far in the game
to start, like, doubting myself.

No, me, too.
I hear you.

Trinity for me has been
my boo, my boo thang.

So of course
I'm worried about her.

But if you get hurt
by a dry-erase board, mama,

you need to look in the mirror
and figure something out.

The thing about it is
is, like,

sometimes you have to be able
to laugh at yourself.

How do you think I felt?

I was the one
that was called out

for most of the negative things.

I get picked at all the time,
and I have to brush it off,

because that's been my story
my whole life.

I'm gonna be real, bitch.

These ho's want you
to doubt yourself, period.

Any one of these girls would
love to see you get in your head

and fuck this challenge up
and go home.

Because you're a heavy-hitter.

Just because you were
in the bottom this last week

doesn't change the challenge
wins that you have.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, you are competition here.

Some things
are better left unsaid.

I don't need to know that you
think that I'm going home next.

We think shit about people
all the time.

Ooh, I think my mailman fine.

I'm not gonna run outside
and tell him.

This competition
is too stressful

to have to also worry about
the opinions of my sisters.

I'm gonna go look
at some fabrics

and see what I want to do.

Oh, they're already over there
getting fabric.

Should we go get fabric
before they take it all?

So, Eureka,
you want me to go home?

Let's talk about it.

No, I was going off of, like--

I thought the group
would say you

just because I felt like
the Snatch Game,

besides Pandora,
you got the worst critiques.

Ooh, I like
how you just threw me

under the same bus
with Pandora, too.

I was not in the bottom. Hello.

You know what the fuck
I'm saying, Miss Thing.

I'm trying to figure it out.

I mean, at least
I'm just being real.

Good to know.

I'll keep that
in the back of my mind.

Oh, okay, here we go.

Hey, Tots, what's hot?

Yes, hey, Mom!

Good Lord, don't sneak up on me.
I got scissors!

[laughs]

Ginger, come on over,
president of the United States.

Tell me about your character.

Her name is Terralyn Dubois
Devereaux Belle Jr. III,

but everybody
just calls her Terribelle.

[both laugh]

I love her color scheme there.

She is the southernest Southern
Belle that ever did live.

She's so precious, the butter
wouldn't melt in her mouth.

She eats a lot of butter.

Years ago,
animation and cartoons

was a way
for subversive thinkers

to sort of push ideas through
under the radar.

Do you know what
they just said there?

-Uh-huh.
-You know?

Is Terribelle subversive?

I'm not sure, because
I haven't gotten that far yet.

[both laugh]

We're down to five girls,
and you're all superstars.

And so whatever advantage
you can muster up,

you gotta take it.

Yeah.

In the classroom mini-challenge,
did you take any offense

at any of the ones
that they voted for you?

I could have lived
without "moody"

and "most likely
to go home next."

[laughs]

The shade!

The shade, honey, the shade.

Are you moody?

I guess I can be, yes.

-Yeah, we all can be.
-Yeah, yeah, definitely.

So you were in the bottom
last week.

Yes, I was.

How are you gonna wind up
in the top this week?

I'm actually building
that classroom experience

into my character for the show,

and encouraging people to
not allow negative situations

to get in the way
of their ultimate goals.

Right. Well, just remember,
Drag Tots is fun.

It's a cartoon.

You know what I love
about Bugs Bunny

is that his whole message
was "Ha-ha!

Don't take life too seriously."

Right.

Yeah, we'll see you out there.

[laughs]

You got a lot of votes

during our little
mini-challenge, didn't you?

You know, I'm a popular gal.
What can I say?

[laughs]

Yeah, gassy and bossy.

And gassy, bossy.

Sounds about right,
actually, you know?

Oh, well, hey, you know,
own it, own it.

Tell me about your character.

So, weirdly,
today's mini-challenge

has inspired my character,
to be honest.

'Cause I wanna be a villain,
you know?

Oh!

All these things that I was
called, like bossy and messy,

I'm gonna take that

and I'm gonna create a character
around it and make it funny.

And what better way
than creating a villain?

[echoing evil laugh]

[laughs] So stupid.

Now, Eureka, you haven't won
any challenges.

I know, you know,

people continue to remind me
of that, you know?

It's, like, one of those things
I get told every day.

I'm gonna try to win
this challenge with my villain.

I think your homework really is

how can you make a character
who's traditionally unlikable

actually likable?

Last week, you were
so fantastic as Dolly.

We don't need the whole airport,
just the landing strip.

[all laugh]

Have you had time
to think about that experience?

I just went with it.
I said, you know what?

I have nothing to fucking lose,
I have everything to gain here.

You were on it.

Girl, like,
when you have no choice,

you just do it.

I don't know.

A lot of people freeze up
in that situation, though.

I don't have time
to be nervous.

I turned it in my Snatch Game,

but you ain't seen nothing yet.

I want Mama Ru to know
that I have what it takes

to fucking go all the way
to the top, bitch.

So tell me
about your character.

My character,
I wanna name her Miss Behave.

-It's a play on words.
-Uh-huh, I like that.

She teaches
you have to be fierce,

and she has a magical drag bag.

As one does.

And it was passed down
from her drag mother,

from her drag mother,
from her drag mother.

-Ooh!
-And it collects wisdom.

I think you're off
to a good start.

Can't wait to see
what you do out there.

-Okay. Thank you so much.
-Thank you.

-I appreciate it.
-All right.

Miss Ra'Jah!

-Come have a seat.
-What up, Ma?

This season, you have been
the purple queen.

When did purple become
your signature color?

Actually, purple
became my signature color

after leaving Season 11.

While I was here,
I was so inspired

by these really unique
purple trees.

Oh, the jacarandas.

Yes, and I've always loved
the color purple

because it's a mixture
of warm and cool tones.

And I feel like that's really
kind of my personality.

It's a mixture
of warm and cool tones.

Yeah. So tell me
about your character.

She is called Queen Seeme.

-Queen who?
-Seeme.

-Seeme.
-Seeme.

-Queen Seeme.
-Mm-hmm.

Okay.

She's Queen Seeme.

Every time you say that,
I think "semen."

-[laughs]
-Is that wrong of me?

It's just maybe your mind.

Wishful thinking.

Queen Semen.

-You know what I mean?
-Mm-hmm.

Queen Seeme, Queen Seeme,

Queseme, Quensemeh,
Queen Seemeh.

It's kind of--it doesn't
roll off the tongue.

My favorite word in the world
is "mexicatessen."

Mexicatessen.
Now I can't stop saying it.

Because--it's just--oh!

Your name of your girl,
it should be something

that people wanna
say it all the time.

Queen Seeme. Oh.

I would just think about it.

Imma work on it.

Yes. Queen Seeme.

[laughs]

You know what I'm saying?

You don't have to be
a marketing genius.

You're right, Mama Ru,
you are a marketing genius.

Take me to the mexicatessen.

[all laugh]

Girl, Mother
has cracked my face.

What am I about to do?

Am I gonna have to start over
from scratch?

Ugh!

So our challenge this week
is to create our own character

that's gonna get to visit
the magical land of Drag Tots.

The girls are on their machines,
on their glue guns, Miss Thing.

It is, like, literally
a costume factory

up here in the RuPaul werkroom.

When I say everyone
wants to be in the top four,

girl, you can feel it
with the tension

that you can't cut with a knife.

Like, I'm gonna need a saw to
get through this tension, girl.

The advice that Mother gave me
for this challenge

was to not take it so serious.

So I finally have figured out
what I wanna say

and who I wanna be:
fierce Furlicia the Feline.

This is a fun, flirty
catwalk instructor,

and I think that Ru
will love this idea.

Fierce Furlicia the Feline
is a runway coach.

She teaches you
how to walk the catwalk

because she's a kitty.

Pussycat, pussycat,
pussycat, meow.

Pussycat, pussycat,
pussycat, meow.

Furlicia the Feline
is in the building, baby.

You see it!

Girl, sometimes you need
that constant reminder

that you fierce.

Ooh, I need kneepads.

Ooh, girl.

I think in these
design challenges,

what they really love to see
on the runway

is if you're able to bring
a fashion element to the runway

and still push
the character through.

And I'm making a gown
with, like, a six-foot train.

Like, I'm gonna give you drama.

But, bitch, making costumes
is hard, y'all.

Ugh.

Girl, you ain't even
started yet. Get up.

But this is how I feel mentally.

What you cutting out?

Because you got to pass that--

I just had to breathe
for a second.

Pass it up and go
all the way around?

Ugh. No, I got it already.

-Don't worry, I got it.
-Okay.

I'm just--you know,
this is how...[laughs]

Hello. Had to get over here
to this side.

Ooh, bitch, it's too much.

Honestly, girl,
I'm so close to this crown,

and I still haven't won
a challenge.

Like, I am literally

putting my blood, sweat,
and tears into this.

Whatever it takes,
I have to win.

Because if I don't win
this challenge,

I feel like the girls
will vote me out next.

Y'all don't remember
rolling down the hills as a kid?

You all right, Raj?

I'm over here overthinking.

What are you overthinking?

This whole assignment.

I'm just having

to kind of rethink
this character right now.

I'm in a weird headspace.

So far in the competition
I've been having my moments,

feeling my feelings, and,
like, shaking those feelings.

But this week, La Raja's
is about to enter the building.

Whew.

I'm so stressed.

I'm feeling very, like,
low right now.

I don't even know
where to start.

I don't even know...

Well, I'll leave you alone,

but if you need me, you know.

Miss Ra'Jah's
all up in her feelings.

I guess the walkthrough with Ru
kind of shook her a little bit,

and instead of
taking the feedback

and kind of running with it,
she's shutting down.

Miss Ra'Jah making me
a little nervous over here.

♪ Oh, my God ♪

Pblblblblblblt.

My character's name
is Miss Behave.

She is the coolest bitch...

The coolest witch
you've ever met.

What is that?

Why are you making
this noise, girl?

I'm struggling a little bit
right now,

and I am not a sewing wizard.

Do you think maybe the kind
of fabric that I'm sewing--

Wait, let me see
what settings you have it on.

Because we're sewing
the same kind of fabric.

Hmm.

So I guess Miss Behave, she
ain't gonna have no clothes on

if I can't get
this sewing machine

to start humming
like it needs to.

Girl, it's a sewing machine.

What the fuck?

Oh, my God,
I hate all of this.

Girl, what is going on
in this werkroom?

It's getting severe
up in here, okay?

We all know that after today

we're gonna be down
to the top four,

and some of these girls
seem to be feeling the pressure.

-What up?
-Oh.

Oh, girl, okay?

Girl, it's so early.

Another day, another slay.

Today we are getting ready

to present our Drag Tot
characters on the runway.

I'm feeling really confident
about my character,

and, dare I say it,
it's a little funny.

Well, we see
how your day going.

[laughs]

How your day's
starting off, Ky?

I'm stressed,

because Miss Behave's
whole ensemble is not done.

I'm gonna need some
magic powers at this point

to make it onstage in time.

I gotta finish up my catsuit

and put all the good shit
on there.

Girl.

Ra'Jah, are you
in a better place today?

I don't really know.

I'm just, like, ooh.

Did you ever figure out

what you're gonna call
your little Drag Tot?

I think I'm gonna name her
Iseeya Queen.

-Iseeya Queen?
-Mm-hmm.

Because it's part of my power

to help you see yourself
and find your groove.

I hope that I did
what I needed to do.

We'll see.

I feel, like, a lot of pressure
in this challenge in particular,

because we're, like, finally
so close to the crown,

and I'd hate to, like,
stumble and fall

and fuck it up
at the last second.

I wouldn't have felt
as much pressure if--

for one, if we didn't play
that godawful game first,

and then, too, after,
like, the walkthrough.

It's something about, like,
when I do a walkthrough with him

that makes me feel
like a little girl.

And he's just standing over me
like, well, yeah, you know,

you did bad last week, and,
you know, how you gonna fix it?

And it's Mother,
and you're trying to--

you wanna impress
and do your best.

Stress. Okay?

-Skress.
-Skresk.

I definitely feel a little extra
pressure, I ain't gonna lie.

Because obviously,
I'm ready to win a challenge.

I'm just not trying to be safe.

I've been so close, you know,

and it's just, like, that's
always the most frustrating,

just barely missing the mark
each time.

You know what I mean?

Yeah, I totally get it, girl.

I honestly decided
to come back to All Stars 6

because I wanna win.

I've never won.
I've always been the bridesmaid.

Whether it was pageants,
whether it was Drag Race,

whether it was life in general.

And guess what?

I may not be your idea
of a person that's on top,

ha ha, because you might not
be able to breathe,

but it's time for people
like me to be on top.

Do y'all remember anything
from being a toddler?

My mom had this yellow dress,

and I used to pretend,
like, I was, like, Diana Ross.

My mama used to get
so mad at me, bitch,

'cause she'd come home and
she'd find me in her négligées.

-Ah, come on, Miss Thing.
-Yes, bitch.

And I'd stretch those
little bitches out so much

it ruined the lace,
I didn't even know.

Yeah, I ran across
my grandfather's porn.

Girl, and I used to,
like, sneak videos.

And the struggle
was trying to, like,

rewind the tape back
to the spot.

Back to where it started.

Girl!
[all laugh]

And you trying to stop it
back to where it was.

[laughs]

That's funny.

[chuckles]

Oh, my God.

What am I doing?
I don't know what I'm doing.

Miss Kylie, I see you
still sewing, girl.

How much you have left?

Um...[laughs]

I'm not finished.

I have stuff still
needing to be sewed together.

I have stuff
waiting to be dried.

And I still have to
get in fucking drag.

Like...

You gonna be good on time?

I mean, I always run late,
but I always show up on time.

I am a showgirl.
I know how to rig up the gig.

You can put that one
in the books.

[RuPaul laughs]

♪ Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe,
let your whole body talk ♪

♪ Cover girl ♪

And what?

Welcome to the main stage of
RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars.

Now, we first met
when she was a baby of 19.

Michelle Visage.

Can you believe we've been
friends for a whole 10 years?

It's crazy!

Unbelievable!

I meant to say, you're crazy!

[laughs] Happy anniversary!

The hilarious Ross Mathews.

Now, Ross, were you a cute kid?

You think you get to be
second runner-up

in the Little Miss Tulip pageant
three years in a row

if you're not a cute kid?

No, Ru, you don't.

[laughs]

And our extra-special
guest judge, Charli XCX.

How you feeling now?

I am feeling alive

and like I am about to embark

on the most wild ride
of my life.

I'm ready.

This week
we challenged our queens

to create their own
live-action Drag Tot characters,

and tonight they're making their
magical debut on the main stage.

All Stars, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

♪ You wear it well ♪

Welcome, Drag Tots.

It's an honor to have you here.

Well, you said you'd pay us,
so we're here.

Hey, Mama. Looking good.

Why is it freezing in here?

[all laugh]

Introducing Trinity
as Fierce Furlicia the Feline.

Lady Liber-T: I give
this puss-in-boots a toot.

Don't reach inside
her big, pink, furry box.

Ouch!

[laughs]

Trinity: Hello, my kittens.

My name is Fierce
Furlicia the Feline,

but you can call me
queen of the catwalk.

Reowr.

People call me a bitch,

but, I mean, come on,
look at me.

I'm clearly
a humble pussy...

[clears throat] ...cat.

-[laughs]
-Werk!

My powers are posture, poise,

precision, and pettiness.

[laughs]

I believe that Drag Tots
are the future,

and I want to teach them all

how to become fabulous queens
on the catwalk.

The most important thing
in the world

is to walk
with your head up high.

Oh, and please
clean your fur, darlings.

You do not want fleas.

Before I go, I have
one more piece of advice.

The way you walk this catwalk,

you walk through life
with that same confidence,

like your nine lives
depend on it!

Amen.

RuPaul: Look at that
piece of tail.

Whoo!

Cat's all, folks.

♪ Hey, kitty girl ♪

Bye, Furlicia.

Up next, say hello
to Ginger Minj as Terribelle.

Michelle: Little girl blue.

That's how she got popular.

This lady looks shady.

She brought her own umbrella.

Doesn't she knows it's bad luck

to open an umbrella inside?

We're all doomed!

Ginger:
How do, my little dumplings?

My name is Terralyn Dubois
Devereaux Belle Jr. III,

but you can just call me
Terribelle.

Ever since my fairy
drag mother Horribelle

gave me the Parasol of Poise,
I've had magical powers,

such as charming the morning
dew off the honeysuckle.

Ooh!

When I'm really angry,

I can read a bitch
the house down boots.

Yes, God, mama, okurr?

[both laugh]

But I've learned that that
only makes the situation worse.

I wanna teach you all
the power of communication.

The easiest way is by
choosing your words wisely

and resisting the urge
to drunk-dial your ex

at 2:00 in the morning.

And if anybody
ever picks on you

for having the voice
of a 50-year-old man,

just gently remind them

that that's the way
their mama likes it.

[laughs]

[all laugh]

Ooh, keep those tots
away from my face.

♪ Sexy drag queen ♪

Introducing Ra'Jah O'Hara
as Iseeya Queen.

Lady Liber-T:
Yes, see with them hands.

Talk about
hand/eye coordination.

Ross:
She identifies as bifocal.

[laughs]

Ra'Jah: What up, though?

My name is Iseeya Queen.

People call me
a out-of-funkologist.

My powers include
changing the mood in the room,

helping you find your groove,

and when I'm really
down in a funk,

I can twerk my way
into another dimension.

Whoo, yes.

Werk!

I wanna teach you all

how to harness
the power of perception.

Change your perspective, baby!

The easiest way to do that
is to find your groove.

Amen!

And if someone makes fun of you
for being offbeat,

you just tell 'em, baby,
you can't hear my song.

Before I go, I have
one more piece of advice.

When in doubt,
grroooove it out!

Ha ha. And that
is trademarked.

[laughs]

Iseeya later!

[RuPaul laughs]

Michelle:
Anyone got eyes on Ra'Jah?

[both laugh]

Bow down to Eureka
as Alexandria McQueen.

How many blue snakes
had to die for that outfit?

[hisses]

Eureka:
Hey, doo-doo heads,

my name is Alexandria McQueen.

This bitch stole my look.

People call me bossy,
gassy, and evil queen.

Ever since
I was bullied in school

and got my revenge
by succeeding,

I've had magical powers.

My powers include toxic gas,
my death stare,

and dropping it
like it's lukewarm.

When I'm really angry,

I can let one rip
and clear a room.

And if anybody
ever picks on you

for wearing a dress
on the playground,

fart, stare 'em down,
and then sit on their face.

-[chuckles]
-If he dies, he dies.

Finally, always remember this:

I'm better than you,
I'm bigger than you,

and I will always eat you.

I honestly hope
you all learned nothing.

[evil laugh]

Beat it, queen!

[evil laugh]

Why live in a castle when
you can wear one on your head?

[RuPaul laughs]

And finally, Kylie Sonique Love
as Miss Behave.

Michelle: What a witch!

Who's brooming who?

Charli: She's coming out
of the broom closet.

Kylie:
Hello, my little queens.

My name is Miss Behave.

Okay, who ordered broom service?

People call me
the baddest witch

in all the good ways.

Ever since I've inherited
my enchanted spell book

and witching drag bag,
I've had magical powers.

I have my spooky spectacles

that helps me read
in more ways than one,

and my magical moon earrings,

letting me hear tea
being spilled for miles around.

And always remember,

it's okay
to be a witching queen

as long as you're
in good spirits.

Witch, please.

And if anybody
ever picks on you

for wearing a dress
on the playground,

just scare the pants
off of them.

Boo!

[chuckles]

I've got to fly, kiddies.

Ta-ta!

Ross: She's spellbinding.

Lady Liber-T: She's a WITCH:

a Woman In Total Control
of Herself.

[all laugh]

Thank you, Drag Tots.

Thanks, Ru!

Is it over? Thank God!

Do you validate parking?

I'm out.
Is the bus still running?

Welcome, All Stars.

Listen, I gotta say,
you all are such superstars.

Y'all little chickens
are making this very difficult.

Five of y'all belong here.

So, so good.

Now it's time
for the judges' critiques,

starting with
Trin-tity K. Bonet,

Fierce Furlicia the Feline.

I can't tell you
how pleasantly surprised I was.

Pleasantly fur-prised.

The way you acted out your words
for the Drag Tots,

and you performed everything
without overdoing it

was so good.

It was smart to choose
a character like a cat,

because it gave you motivation
for your movements, right?

Licking your paws.

And it gave you a freedom,
I think, to have fun with it.

I have to say I am obsessed
with your outfit.

It's giving me, like,
cyber-raver.

I would wear this onstage.

I really love this look,

and I'm generally
not a big fan of pussy.

Well, once in high school,
but never again after that.

-Thank you, Trinity.
-Thank you, Mother.

Up next, Ginger Minj.
Terribelle.

We have to keep in mind
that this is a design challenge,

and you came out here
in that blue sequined

velvet and dusty rose
metallic number.

I mean, perfect

for this little spoiled
Southern brat pageant girl.

I need to steal
the Parasol of Poise.

I need it, I want it,
I need it right now.

You had such a great cadence
to what you were doing, too,

because it was really
like this, like, up here,

and then there were some twisted
moments you'd say to the side.

It was never boring,
it was never one-note.

I especially loved
that your fairy godmother

is the same as mine,
which is Horribelle.

Spelled slightly differently.

[all laugh]

And that is how our tribe
has gotten through

all of this madness
of this life,

is a play on words,
a portmanteau here and there.

Is a portmanteau a cheese?

With a nice chardonnay,
it's delicious.

Up next, Ra'Jah O'Hara.

Look how beautiful.

My goodness, that purple skin!

So you changed your name
to Iseeya Queen.

Hopefully I chose right.

You chose right.
Iseeya Queen.

It's so much fun to say.

So I'm learning this All Stars

that purple's
kind of your thing.

Ha-ha!

[laughs]

And you wear it well.

Of course, you know
I love a pair of glasses.

I also love how you did the
disco dress over the catsuit,

and brought it all the way down
into your shoes.

This is superstar.

-Wow.
-Fabulous.

The silhouette, everything
about it, just gorgeous.

Thank you.

Your movement
throughout your performance

was just so sexy
and sleek and slinky,

and you were, like,
giving me groove.

You were giving me Studio 54.

And you said something
that really hit me,

which was, "being offbeat,

you tell 'em, baby,
you just can't hear my song."

Ooh, preach!

-And that is so powerful, right?
-Mm!

Really proud of you this season.

You've really come a long way.

Ooh, thank you.

Up next, Eureka.
Alexandria McQueen.

Come on, cowl neck!

So I know it might be hard to
believe what I'm about to say,

but I love a villain.

-Oh!
-They are my favorite.

I love a villain, too,
which reminds me.

Michelle,
can I have an autograph?

Absolutely, darling.
I got you, I got you.

This dress that you put together
with this headpiece, Eureka,

is absolutely beautiful,

and I wanna commend you
on making a gown.

Not so easy to do.

It's a perfect choice of fabric,

and I love how you tied in
your makeup with it, too.

It's beautiful.

You also did a really good job

just making fun
of yourself, right?

Because I know there's been
some real talk lately,

with superlatives
and all of that.

Mm-hmm.

And you just sort of grabbed
all that stuff by the balls

and put it into
today's challenge.

I definitely thought that
when you were delivering it,

because you're not speaking it,

you have to be
even more over the top

with your body movements.

So I definitely think you could
have gone bigger with that.

-Thank you, Eureka.
-Thank you.

Up next, Kylie Sonique Love,

or should I say Miss Behave?

Kylie, you put a spell on me.

I mean, the way that
you move across that stage

in this incredible outfit
that you've constructed,

the movement of the dress
is just amazing.

I mean, you were really,
like, floating out there.

Like, I believed.

I was, like, maybe she really
is a witch, and I love it.

-[laughs]
-And look at the back,

the little bow
back there that you did.

So when you turned around,

there was something else
for us, right?

It was like, ooh, a bow!

[all laugh]

I was so excited that you were,
like, a proper witch.

I do think that you could have
taken it up on a few lines.

I know it feels like forever
for you guys

when you're out here.

How many times can I turn around
and do this and do this?

So always know
that we're eating it up.

We can't get enough of it.

Thank you, Kylie.

Thank you, All Stars.
I think we've heard enough.

Based on the judges' critiques,
I've made some decisions.

Ra'Jah O'Hara,
con-drag-ulations.

You're the top All Star
of the week.

[applause]

Oh, you're gonna
make my eyes cry.

[all laugh]

You've won a cash prize
of $5.000

courtesy of Ross Mathews.

Do I get it today?

Today? Right now?

Can I borrow $5.000?

This week, if you're not
the top All Star,

you're in the bottom.

Plot twist.
We're all in the bottom.

What the fuck?

Ra'Jah, you need to decide

which of the bottom queens
to send home.

And the rest of you
need to vote

for the bottom queen
you think deserves the chop.

Thank you, ladies.
You may leave the stage.

Thank you.

Ooh, girl.

Your tail keeps getting up
in the way.

Ooh!

I have won my second challenge.

Kitty, kitty, meow, meow?

-What up, though?
-What up, though?

-Yes!
-[laughs]

Iseeya Queen. Yes, ma'am.

You gonna see me
in that top four, too, boo-boo.

[laughs]

♪ Oh, my God ♪

-There you go!
-Congratulations!

♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, my God ♪

-Cheers to you.
-Well, and you look beautiful.

I didn't expect to win,
but I'm, like, so overwhelmed.

I'm, like, so grateful.

Well, honey, you deserve it,
Miss Thing.

And you got to wear
all your purple.

[laughs]

Wow, four people in the bottom.

-Yeah.
-Crazy.

We're not in the bottom.
You just gotta make a choice.

I mean, we ain't even
using that word today.

You just gotta make a choice.

I mean, I think that tonight
is just really tough,

because we've all worked
so hard, you know?

Like, I don't know any of us

that hasn't worked hard to be
where we're at right now.

And we all have to
actually vote, too.

You gotta do what you gotta do.

Let's go talk.

-Okay.
-We'll be back.

If I win the lip sync,

I do have the power to decide
who is going to the top four.

So there's a lot of pressure,

but I have to keep my eyes
on the prize.

Bitch, I came to play the game
and to win.

Trust.

What's up, Ra'Jah?

I got my eyes on you, bitch.

Bitch, I got my eyes
on you, too.

[laughs]

[sighs]

It's just a hard decision
tonight,

because I'm having
to weigh everything.

I'm having to weigh
track record,

personal relationships.

For me, it's between
Trinity and Eureka.

Trinity has been
in the bottom the most,

and Eureka hasn't won
anything at all.

I know you've been seeing
how hard I work,

and even if I don't know
how to do something,

I fucking make it happen
no matter what.

And I just hope that you see
the queen that I am.

I went home fourth
on my season 11 years ago.

I've had over a decade where
I've just felt like shit.

And I know I have so much
to prove and show to the world,

and I know you know
how that feels.

And it would just mean
everything in the world to me

to be in the final four
with you.

I dug myself
out of the fucking grave

when it comes to Drag Race.

I have worked my ass off
to be here,

but my work is not done.

I deserve to be in the top four.

So who you voting for?

-No, I'm joking.
-Oh, my.

-♪ Oh, my God ♪
-♪ Oh, my God ♪

Do you all feel like
I should go home?

Oh, yeah, I don't like this.

Well, Ginger?

I don't know.
Like, I really don't know.

The thing is is, like,

I have done consistently
really well in this competition.

I have never been
in the bottom until now.

My track record
stands on its own, too.

You know, just because
I haven't won a challenge,

I also haven't
been in the bottom.

I'm not gonna give up,
you know what I mean?

I've been close to winning
so many times.

So who will go home to you?

So I feel it's between me,
you, and Kylie.

And look at me for a second.

Being a bridesmaid
isn't cutting it anymore.

I'm just so tired.

I'm just so tired
of being almost there.

You know what I mean?

Let's get real.
Like, real tea.

I mean, I feel like
I deserve to be here.

Like, actually,
I know I deserve to be here.

You know, I have done
consistently well

this entire competition.

Yes, these girls
have peaks and valleys,

but what if I'm just doing well,
you know what I mean?

I wish I could cast a spell
and change things,

but it is--it's crazy.

I mean, I don't know
who I'm gonna vote for, really.

I don't know.
Let me check in my book.

Oh!

This could be a sign.

You know, if it saves me,
it may be a sign.

Can we praise you for a minute
before we get into me?

Because I was hoping that
you could get you another win

and get you
just solidified in the spot.

I wanna go there with you
so motherfucking bad, though.

It don't make no sense.

I ain't never felt like
I would get this close.

We come from a season

where we felt
this motherfucking season,

and we walked in this werkroom

and we have grown
and people have seen it.

And I wanna see us
there together.

But that's the thing.

Like, I'm trying to figure out

how I'm gonna make my decision.

Like, what's the smartest
decision, like, end game?

Trinity is a threat to me
in this competition.

She can do what I do.

She can dance,
she has personality,

and she has turnt out
the runway.

Well, I love you, girl.

I love you.

So I'm thinking maybe, you know,

why not take out
the baddest bitch?

What's the tea?

Girl, bitter and cold.

-[laughs]
-Okay.

So who you voting for?
No, I'm joking.

[laughs]

The way that we've been voting

is heavily based
on track record.

-You know what I mean?
-Mm-hmm.

When it comes to me,
I've won two,

I won the reading challenge,

I tied for the only other
mini-challenge that we had,

which was yesterday.

I know how I would vote,

and I hope that your heart's
in the same place.

It's hard for me, because if
it comes down to track record,

everybody's track record
is fucked up at this point.

And I've grown to know
and love all of y'all,

so it's kind of like,
well, damn.

Yeah.

I can't really get a good read
on what Ra'Jah is feeling,

and that scares
the shit outta me.

In my mind, I'm her biggest
competition at this point.

This would be
an easy opportunity

for her to just
kick me out the door.

Well, I do just want
to remind both of you

that I saved you both
when you were in the bottom

and I won the lip sync.

Oh, bitch, this is crazy.
Oh, my God.

Literally, we all
got great critiques.

Well, if it's truly
splitting hairs,

they said that they wished

that you had taken your lines
a little bigger

in a couple of places
on the stage.

I see you, girl.

I see you.

I definitely don't feel
like what I did tonight

is worthy of going home.

I'm not new to drag.

And I'm definitely
not new to stunts.

I'm hoping to God that these
girls aren't gunning for me.

It's so close that it's, like,
taking out our magnifying glass.

I have to choose
between everybody here.

I have to take everything
into consideration,

because you know we've all been
doing this on track record.

I mean, I think my track record
is actually really good.

You know, I have consistently
done really well

in every single challenge.

It sucks, because it's like

I have to tear
my other competitors down

to prove why
I deserve to be here,

and I don't wanna do that.

And I won't do that.

You know what I mean?
I just won't.

Because I love all them girls.

I do, too.

I just won't sit here
and tear them down.

But I'll tell you
that I wanna be here.

You know what I mean?

I really, really do.

Why this decision
gotta be so damn hard?

[sighs]

Oh, wow.

I do not like
seeing my name up here.

I made my choice.

Eureka, I love you.

You had a great run,
you did your thing.

You bae forever and always.

Ooh, this is hard, bitch.

Everybody's won something
except for Eureka,

but I also respect the fact

that she really doesn't want
to throw anybody under the bus.

That's a true queen
right there.

Ginger right now is very strong,
so it would be really smart

to just get rid of her
altogether in this competition.

Miss Trinity, you know, she's
been in the bottom three times,

and, bitch, that's
the most out of all of us.

Kylie, Miss Mama's
a strong competitor,

so sending her home
makes it easier for me, right?

[laughs]

I really want everybody
to just go home

so I can get my title.

Bitch, I'll take my crown now.

Welcome back.

Ra'Jah O'Hara, are you ready
to meet your opponent?

Ready as I'm gonna get.

It's time to present
this week's lip sync assassin.

[thunder]

Who could it be?

She's going to prom.

Ru-veal yourself!

Who is that?

I don't know.
It's so crazy.

It's Kameron Michaels.

Ooh.

Werk, bitch, yes!

Ooh, not my Season 10 sister,

Miss Body Builder Barbie
Kameron Michaels in the house.

She's known for
lip syncing the house down.

Yes, queen!

She lip synced
four weeks in a row

to make it to the top four.

Kameron Michaels,
welcome home, baby.

I'm back! Hello!

Do you feel like
an assassination?

Somebody's
gonna go home tonight.

Okay.

Ladies, Kameron
holds the lipstick

of the queen that the group
has voted to send home.

If Kameron wins the lip sync,

that queen gets the chop.

Ladies, you ready to slay?

All day.

Two queens stand before me.

Ra'Jah, this is your chance
to impress me,

win $10.000,

and earn the power

to give one of the bottom queens
the chop.

The time has come...
[thunder]

for you to lip sync...

[echoing] for your legacy!

Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.

♪ Boom, boom, boom, clap ♪

♪ You're picture perfect blue ♪

♪ Sunbathing under the moon ♪

♪ Stars shining
as your bones illuminate ♪

♪ This must be love ♪

♪ Boom, clap,
the sound of my heart ♪

♪ The beat goes on and on
and on and on and ♪

♪ Boom, clap,
you make me feel good ♪

♪ Come on to me,
come on to me now ♪

♪ Boom, clap,
the sound of my heart ♪

♪ The beat goes on and on
and on and on and ♪

♪ Boom, clap,
you make me feel good ♪

♪ Come on to me,
come on to me now ♪

♪ You are the light
and I will follow ♪

♪ You let me lose my shadow ♪

♪ You are the sun,
the glowing halo ♪

♪ And you keep burning me up
with all your love, uh ♪

♪ Boom, clap,
the sound of my heart ♪

♪ The beat goes on and on
and on and on and ♪

♪ Boom, clap,
you make me feel good ♪

♪ Come on to me,
come on to me now ♪

♪ Boom, clap,
the sound of my heart ♪

♪ The beat goes on and on
and on and on and ♪

♪ Boom, clap,
you make me feel good ♪

♪ Come on to me,
come on to me now ♪

♪ Boom, clap,
the sound of my heart ♪

♪ The beat goes on and on
and on and on and ♪

♪ Boom, clap,
you make me feel good ♪

♪ Come on to me,
come on to me now ♪

-[laughs]
-Werk, ladies!

[applause]

Whoo!

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Kameron Michaels, boom, clap,
you're a winner, baby.

[cheers and applause]

The $10.000 will be added
to next week's tip.

[applause]

Ra'Jah, you are safe.

You may step
to the back of the stage.

Good seeing you, girl.

Will the bottom queens
please step forward?

Damn.

Girl, that's all of us.

That's everybody.

With great power
comes great responsibility.

Kameron, which queen
has the group chosen

to get the chop?

The queens have spoken,

and the queen they've chosen
to get the chop is...

Eureka.

As it is written,
so it shall be done.

Eureka, you are
and will always be an All Star.

Now sashay away.

Thank you.

I love you, girls.
I love you.

Go slay, okay?

I'm not happy.

You know, it's sad.

It sucks.
It just sucks.

But even though
I haven't won a challenge,

I have done incredible
in this competition.

I'm so proud of you.

So I'm trying to, like,
tell myself it's about growth,

it's about the whole experience.

You know, it's about
the journey, mama.

But I want the journey
to the crown.

Listen, don't forget.

Kick to the sky
even in potato shoes. Aah!

[laughter and applause]

Kameron, thank you
for your service.

I hate to see you go,

but I sure like
watching you walk away.

Bye, guys!

Con-drag-ulations, All Stars.

And remember,
if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell
you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an "amen" up in here?

-Amen!
-Amen!

All right.
Now let the music play.

[music plays]

♪ Con-drag-ulations ♪

♪ You're number one ♪

♪ I wanna thank you
for a job well done ♪

♪ Con-drag-ulations ♪

Ooh, girl.

This has been home for a minute.

[groans]

RuPaul: Eureka! I found you.

Uh-uh, Mama, uh-uh.

You ain't gonna get me
without a wig.

Don't leave.
It's not over yet.

What is going on?

Prepare for the lip sync
of your life,

and report to the main stage.

What?

I'm waiting!

Bitch, I was ready to clock out.

[laughs]

Now I'm clocking right back in,
bitch. Oh!

Oh, my God, what is going on?

Oh, no, Miss Thing.

What am I gonna do, what am I
gonna wear, what am I--

Oh, my God,
this is too many things.

RuPaul: Next time
on All Stars...

Oh! Ho! Hey!

Hey!
[all laugh]

RuPaul: Ooh, girl.

She done already
done had herses!

What the fuck
is going on here?

RuPaul: Welcome to our game
within a game.

It's time
to meet your opponent.

-Oh, really, bitch?
-Uh-uh.

The tables are turning
so much in this bitch,

it's like we DJing up in here.

This is a bunch
of fucking bullshit.

I'm not letting nobody else

walk in this
motherfucking werkroom.

Shit.

Lock the door.

[RuPaul laughs, bell dings]

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ Losers, weepers ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ Finders, keepers ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ Losers, weepers ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪