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So, on a scale of one to ten,
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ten being the strongest,
how are we doing on the nausea?
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I'd say about... about an eleven.
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You have
any ringing in your ears?
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Hm?
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Any ringing or...
or buzzing of the ears?
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You sound like you're underwater.
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And any tingling sensations
in your fingertips or toes?
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In my mouth.
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- You have tingling in your mouth?
- In my mouth.
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Interesting.
You mind if I take a peek?
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I bet you two wish
you were in Group A, huh?
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Sorry it didn't work out.
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You said $1,750.
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It's $1,750 if you do all eight days.
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- It's a new policy.
- New policy? Since when?
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I was countin' on that scratch, man.
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Sorry, kid. They're shaking things up
in Carpetland again.
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The whole department's
getting the squeeze.
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It's not like the glory days at CLR.
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You know what?
Fuck Naltech!
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Fuck this office!
Fuck you!
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Fuck!
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You got a smoke?
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Yeah, sure.
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I guess we both
got the boot, huh?
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I've been waiting 30 minutes
for the 151.
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Fuckin' blows.
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151 doesn't run on Sundays.
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It's Sunday?
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You wanna come home with me?
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You know, Sunday dinner.
Mom always goes big.
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I'll blow you too.
After dinner.
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Please don't look at me.
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I'm not.
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Oh, Jesus Christ.
This sucks.
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What's wrong with your hair?
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What do you mean?
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It's all shaved and stuff.
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Hm.
Don't worry about it.
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I like his hair.
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What?
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I do.
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What's your name again?
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Bill.
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Do you hate me, Bill?
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Nope.
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Good.
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Oh, no. Come on.
No, no!
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No, no! Fuck!
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Hit him!
Hit him!
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Stomp him!
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Come on!
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Oh, that's lousy!
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Every year, man.
I'm tellin' you...
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I'm gonna go downstairs
and shower in a few minutes.
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Why don't you come meet me?
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It's fuckin' impossible.
It's impossible.
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Do you like football?
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- They don't draft well.
- No.
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Can't play defense,
they don't draft, they don't ski.
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Run!
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- Run, you nigger!
- Run!
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- Go, go, go!
- Run, yeah!
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- There it is!
- Woohoo!
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Ah!
That was awesome.
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Did you see that shit?
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That was awesome!
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So you really like my hair?
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Or are you just making conversation?
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Oh, yeah!
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Come on.
Dance with me.
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♪ I met you on a springtime day
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- ♪ You were mindin'...
- Yeah?
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♪ And I was mindin' mine, too...
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- Watch this.
- ♪ Lady, when you looked my way
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♪ I had a strange sensation
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♪ And, darlin',
that's when I knew
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♪ That it's sad to belong
to someone else
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♪ When the right one comes along
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♪ Yes, it's sad...
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I'm really glad
you came to dinner.
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♪ When the right one comes along
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♪ Oh, I wake up in the night
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♪ And I reached beside me
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♪ Hopin' you will be there... ♪
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Mom!
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What the fuck are you doing?
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Why? Goddamn it!
I hate you!
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I hate you!
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What the fuck is goin' on?
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He was taking advantage of me.
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She's tellin' stories, Bill.
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That's the sauce talkin'.
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Get the fuck out
of my house, pervert.
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Get out!
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Oh, I'll kill him, Daddy.
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Get him!
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Where you gonna go,
motherfucker?
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You little pervert punk!
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Come at me,
you fuckin' cocksucker!
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Oh, shit!
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My food!
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No! My window!
You asshole!
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You smashed my bay window!
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He smashed our bay window!
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Let's get him.
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No, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Now watch the glass, Bobber.
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Call the cops!
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Go on, call the cops!
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Oh, crud.
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Nice save, cum-catcher.
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Yeah, too bad Coach doesn't
have a bukkake team, retard,
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you could probably get a full-ride.
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Yeah, you could major in suckin' dick.
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No, leave it!
It's a good look for you.
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Yeah, it gets me hard.
All that goo everywhere.
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Are you gonna eat that?
Cos my dick is starving.
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He didn't get enough calories
at breakfast this morning.
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Ah, fuck!
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Where'd you get this dumb
fuckin' sandwich, retard?
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You know it's a loser-ass sandwich, D.
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There's just plain white paper
on the motherfucker.
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Dude, tell me I didn't get some
of this shit on my tracksuit.
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Oh, Coach would kill you, Derrick.
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I swear to God,
if any of this toxic waste
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gets on my tracksuit,
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I'm gonna track down
the Mexican who made it
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and fucking kill his family!
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God, fuck!
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Let's fucking go.
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Goddamn it!
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One of these motherfuckers
shit all over the bedding.
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Now they're all covered.
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Patty!
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Yes, Mr. Hanley?
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Get a rag and some soapy water
and clean this up.
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These fuckers gotta be
show quality
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if we're gonna move 'em up
to the front window.
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Like, hand soap
from the bathroom?
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No, get some fuckin' shampoo!
We need 'em to shine!
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Come on, move your ass!
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I'm gonna fuck you so hard
when we get back to Brando's.
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Hey, look!
I think retard's jealous!
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What are you looking at,
you fucking dog?
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Oh, boy. That ground chuck
has a real kick to it.
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Did you do something
different tonight?
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- Take a sip of water, Norm.
- Oh.
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Ahh.
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00:14:52,091 --> 00:14:54,843
That's a-spicy.
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I don't know
what you're talking about.
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You didn't spice it up
a little bit?
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It's just a little cumin.
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No more than the recipe
calls for.
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Mom, what's cumin again?
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Honey, let's not do this tonight.
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Just eat your salad, please.
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- Hey, um... shells are edible.
- Mm.
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Anybody tried their shell yet?
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And why are you not eating?
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- Something happen at school?
- Mom, why are you doing this?
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Why are you trying to pry, OK?
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It's, like, pry, pry, pry with you.
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No one's prying, Kev. Your mom
just asked you a question.
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You need to take it down
a notch.
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You are spazzing.
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- Dad!
- Patty, cool it.
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- So, how was school today?
- Oh, my God.
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Is it always gonna be
an inquisition?
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What did you do today?
Hmm?
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You better tame that tone, mister.
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I'm done.
May I be excused, please?
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No, you may not.
You're gonna sit there with all of us,
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eat your taco salad
and have dessert.
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I got a chocolate cake.
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Hey, Mom, can I go see a rock show
with Sissy and Karen on Friday?
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Sissy and Karen?
That's a blast from the past.
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I haven't heard you
talk about them
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since you dropped out
of junior college.
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What's the group?
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Oh, they're this really cool
group from New York City.
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They're, um...
really smart and stuff.
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The music is almost educational.
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What's the name of the group?
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The Alliance.
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Oh, I don't know.
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That-that sounds pretty militant.
The Alliance?
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I don't like the sound
of this New York militia music.
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Come on, I never get
to do anything fun!
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Hey, you need to take it down a notch.
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Shut the hell up, Kev!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Watch the language.
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All right?
Now, rock concerts are bad news.
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Plus, we don't want you around
all those strobe lights.
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That's true.
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There's not gonna be
any strobe lights.
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Hey, here's an idea.
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Why don't you invite Sissy
and Karen over Friday night
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and have a slumber party
like old times.
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We can play Party Farm.
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Dad can whip up
some homemade ice cream.
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Hm-hm.
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No one wants to play
that baby stuff anymore, Mom.
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I'm 20 years old.
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Now who's spazzing?
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Kevin, shut the eff up!
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OK, you really need
to take it down a notch.
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♪ Try to see me as I age
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♪ Things up there
with silent rage
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♪ Disgusted with this human race
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♪ Slightly narrowed in a daze
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♪ Cancer that controls your mind
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♪ The cancer
that consumes mankind
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♪ In a world so full of hate
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♪ Still it's just to procreate
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♪ No one listens,
no one will
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♪ And wastes,
you aren't as civilized
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♪ No match,
no conviction in their eyes
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♪ Fanatical religious right
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♪ Prayer with you
because you're white
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♪ Pro-white virgin,
now or never
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♪ Hold your breath,
hold your last breath...
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♪ See behind,
behind the crossing...
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♪ Get lost you hypocrite
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♪ We've had enough
of your bullshit...
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♪ No conviction in their eyes, no ♪
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Jesus Christ, lady.
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It's a check,
not 100-dollar bill.
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May I see
a second form of ID?
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00:18:48,952 --> 00:18:51,288
No, fuck you.
Don't be a cunt.
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- What did you just say?
- You heard me the first time.
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You're just not used
to anybody challenging
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your fuckin' psychological warfare.
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00:19:00,630 --> 00:19:04,718
Now get my cash before I have
you fired for discrimination.
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00:19:11,975 --> 00:19:13,685
Are you trying
to buy some drugs?
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Damn, this white boy
all business.
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00:19:27,699 --> 00:19:29,493
Yo, get away
from my fuckin' door.
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00:19:29,618 --> 00:19:32,829
Hey, keep these fuckin' kids
away from my door!
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00:19:42,214 --> 00:19:46,134
So my man, what you need?
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Freestyle it.
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00:19:54,893 --> 00:19:57,604
Don't do that shit!
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00:20:11,284 --> 00:20:13,453
Oh, check this shit out.
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00:20:24,256 --> 00:20:26,550
Some wigger kid offloaded
all this shit on me
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for a pound of schwag.
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00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:31,221
Any of these motherfuckers
worth anything?
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00:20:31,346 --> 00:20:34,724
Yeah, this Neumann here.
You hit the jackpot.
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00:20:34,850 --> 00:20:38,895
Shit, man, make me an offer.
It's priced to scoot.
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00:20:39,020 --> 00:20:41,148
OK, cool.
Give me a week.
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00:20:41,273 --> 00:20:43,233
I gotta dump this shit.
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00:20:43,358 --> 00:20:44,985
All right.
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00:20:45,110 --> 00:20:46,778
Well, shit,
you wanna stick around?
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00:20:46,903 --> 00:20:50,031
- Smoke a joint?
- I can't.
254
00:20:50,157 --> 00:20:52,701
It fucks with my motivation.
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00:21:32,532 --> 00:21:34,784
Are you fucking kidding me?
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00:21:49,591 --> 00:21:51,968
I think I'm in love.
257
00:21:52,093 --> 00:21:55,680
Would you look at this clam?
258
00:21:57,849 --> 00:22:00,143
Man, I'm glad the bush
making a comeback.
259
00:22:00,268 --> 00:22:03,188
Shit, it's about fuckin' time.
260
00:22:03,313 --> 00:22:05,482
You might want
to check out page 69.
261
00:22:05,607 --> 00:22:08,443
I think you'll be interested
in page 13.
262
00:22:13,782 --> 00:22:15,825
My man.
263
00:22:15,951 --> 00:22:17,786
You want a hot dog?
264
00:22:20,372 --> 00:22:22,374
No.
265
00:22:22,499 --> 00:22:24,626
Let me get a... let me get
two packs of Royals.
266
00:22:24,751 --> 00:22:26,253
Royals?
267
00:22:30,590 --> 00:22:33,218
Don't sweat, man.
What the fuck I care?
268
00:22:36,638 --> 00:22:39,683
Man, didn't I tell you not
to fucking come in here again?
269
00:22:39,808 --> 00:22:40,809
Huh?
270
00:22:40,934 --> 00:22:42,352
Come on.
Motherfucker!
271
00:25:07,622 --> 00:25:10,333
You seen anyone suspicious
running around back here?
272
00:25:15,588 --> 00:25:17,298
You see this creep,
273
00:25:17,424 --> 00:25:19,843
dial the number
at the bottom of the flyer.
274
00:25:30,186 --> 00:25:32,522
I knew I recognized you.
275
00:25:33,940 --> 00:25:37,444
You were in my Music Appreciation course
at the J.C. before I quit.
276
00:25:38,737 --> 00:25:40,572
Yeah?
277
00:25:42,407 --> 00:25:44,701
Professor Babcock
threw a stapler at you.
278
00:25:48,163 --> 00:25:50,039
OK, yeah.
279
00:25:52,584 --> 00:25:56,629
Your hair was longer then.
Like this.
280
00:26:01,593 --> 00:26:03,762
But other than that,
you look the same.
281
00:26:05,013 --> 00:26:07,348
You look the same too.
282
00:26:08,349 --> 00:26:09,684
Thanks.
283
00:26:09,809 --> 00:26:12,061
It's not really a compliment.
284
00:26:17,025 --> 00:26:19,652
Where do you work,
the ice cream shop?
285
00:26:21,362 --> 00:26:22,655
I wish.
286
00:26:22,781 --> 00:26:25,116
The Pet Zone next door.
287
00:26:27,994 --> 00:26:30,413
So what are you doin' out here?
What, are you on break or somethin'?
288
00:26:33,082 --> 00:26:35,502
Mr. Hanley just let me go.
289
00:26:36,669 --> 00:26:38,963
What, like you got fired?
290
00:26:39,088 --> 00:26:41,132
Well, Michigan's raising
the minimum wage,
291
00:26:41,257 --> 00:26:44,052
so he's gonna go back to cleaning
the animal cages himself
292
00:26:44,177 --> 00:26:45,887
until the economy
gets back on its feet.
293
00:26:46,012 --> 00:26:49,098
Jesus Christ, that's what
he fuckin' told you?
294
00:26:50,058 --> 00:26:52,769
Uh-huh.
295
00:26:52,894 --> 00:26:56,397
So, I'm guessing that's not
chocolate chip on your smock.
296
00:27:03,404 --> 00:27:05,240
You're funny.
297
00:27:09,077 --> 00:27:12,330
Look, you got someplace
around here we can go?
298
00:27:16,543 --> 00:27:17,877
Mm.
299
00:27:39,482 --> 00:27:42,986
You can't smoke in here.
My dad's allergic.
300
00:27:43,111 --> 00:27:45,196
Fuck your dad.
301
00:27:57,208 --> 00:27:59,294
Is that your mom?
302
00:28:00,795 --> 00:28:02,171
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
303
00:28:02,297 --> 00:28:04,757
What, is she a bull dyke?
304
00:28:04,883 --> 00:28:08,386
- What do you mean?
- I mean, does she eat pussy?
305
00:28:09,429 --> 00:28:11,139
You see, the haircut
gives it away.
306
00:28:11,264 --> 00:28:15,101
It makes her look like
a real pro muff-diver.
307
00:28:18,271 --> 00:28:19,898
Is that your brother?
308
00:28:20,023 --> 00:28:22,734
- Yeah, that's Kevin.
- Oh.
309
00:28:22,859 --> 00:28:25,236
He looks like a faggot.
310
00:28:25,361 --> 00:28:26,905
Well, he's not homosexual.
311
00:28:27,030 --> 00:28:29,616
Yeah, I'm sure
he just looks queer.
312
00:28:34,495 --> 00:28:36,122
You the oldest?
313
00:28:37,165 --> 00:28:39,208
Yeah.
314
00:28:39,334 --> 00:28:40,877
Kevin's adopted.
315
00:28:41,002 --> 00:28:42,003
No shit?
316
00:28:43,463 --> 00:28:44,464
Imagine that.
317
00:28:44,589 --> 00:28:47,592
The old barren bull dyke
adopting a little fag kid
318
00:28:47,717 --> 00:28:51,721
just doing her part
for society and shit.
319
00:28:55,266 --> 00:28:56,684
Come on.
320
00:29:03,775 --> 00:29:05,777
You want something to drink?
321
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:09,364
Sure, what do you got?
322
00:29:09,489 --> 00:29:13,534
Water, ice tea,
cherry juice box...
323
00:29:13,660 --> 00:29:16,788
That's a pretty
weak-ass selection.
324
00:29:16,913 --> 00:29:21,376
- How 'bout a couple of beers?
- Sorry, Dad's allergic.
325
00:29:21,501 --> 00:29:24,128
To cigarette smoke
and alcohol?
326
00:29:24,253 --> 00:29:25,713
Yeah.
327
00:29:25,838 --> 00:29:29,384
Jesus fuckin' Christ.
How does he cope?
328
00:29:29,509 --> 00:29:31,469
What do you mean?
329
00:29:31,594 --> 00:29:34,305
I mean, how does he cope
in this loser fuckin' family
330
00:29:34,430 --> 00:29:36,766
without some kind of vice?
331
00:29:40,853 --> 00:29:43,106
What's a vice again?
332
00:29:45,692 --> 00:29:47,527
You know,
I can't figure you out.
333
00:29:49,237 --> 00:29:54,242
You got shit for brains
and zero personality,
334
00:29:54,367 --> 00:29:58,079
but you lose those glasses
and that shit-peppered smock,
335
00:29:58,204 --> 00:30:00,289
hell, I could probably
get hard.
336
00:30:05,253 --> 00:30:08,673
You know I'm fuckin'
with you, right?
337
00:30:15,304 --> 00:30:17,140
Take off your glasses.
338
00:30:25,815 --> 00:30:27,650
Let your hair down.
339
00:30:33,656 --> 00:30:35,491
Shake it out.
340
00:30:39,537 --> 00:30:42,373
Now take off
that stupid fuckin' smock.
341
00:31:01,601 --> 00:31:03,853
Why did you bring me
to your house?
342
00:31:05,521 --> 00:31:07,356
I don't know.
343
00:31:07,482 --> 00:31:08,483
Bullshit.
344
00:31:11,277 --> 00:31:15,281
I think you know exactly
why you brought me here.
345
00:31:18,659 --> 00:31:20,953
You got a boyfriend?
346
00:31:21,079 --> 00:31:22,705
No.
347
00:31:22,830 --> 00:31:24,707
Girlfriend?
348
00:31:24,832 --> 00:31:26,292
No.
349
00:31:26,417 --> 00:31:28,628
I don't give a shit if you
suck pussy like your mom.
350
00:31:28,753 --> 00:31:30,797
I got a thing for dyke bitches.
351
00:31:30,922 --> 00:31:32,632
No, I'm not homosexual.
352
00:31:35,885 --> 00:31:38,971
You know I'm still
fuckin' with you, right?
353
00:31:43,601 --> 00:31:46,604
You need
to take it down a notch.
354
00:31:49,190 --> 00:31:51,818
What is that supposed to mean?
355
00:31:58,908 --> 00:32:03,579
Look, I owe you one.
356
00:32:05,832 --> 00:32:07,667
You name it.
357
00:32:09,335 --> 00:32:10,837
Deal?
358
00:32:18,511 --> 00:32:20,680
Think about it.
359
00:32:23,391 --> 00:32:25,601
- Patty?
- That's my mom.
360
00:32:25,726 --> 00:32:29,397
I could use your help
with the grocery bags, please.
361
00:32:32,441 --> 00:32:33,734
Oh, my.
362
00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:39,365
Mm.
363
00:32:39,490 --> 00:32:41,826
That is fuckin' delicious, Connie.
Thank you.
364
00:32:41,951 --> 00:32:43,119
- I was half starved.
- Dad, he just...
365
00:32:43,244 --> 00:32:44,829
You're gonna let him get away
with that F-bomb?
366
00:32:46,789 --> 00:32:49,458
- Quiet, Kev.
- Yeah. Quiet, Kev.
367
00:32:49,584 --> 00:32:53,588
- Shut up, retard.
- That's enough, Kevin.
368
00:32:53,713 --> 00:32:56,090
- What do you call this again?
- Chicken cordon bleu.
369
00:32:56,215 --> 00:32:57,508
It's fantastic.
370
00:32:57,633 --> 00:33:01,512
Well, it was frozen.
It's not like she made it herself, so...
371
00:33:01,637 --> 00:33:04,098
Tame that tone, Kev.
You're on thin ice!
372
00:33:04,223 --> 00:33:08,102
Kevin, you're at an eight,
and you need to be at about a three.
373
00:33:08,227 --> 00:33:09,937
I'm sorry.
He's usually not so aggressive.
374
00:33:10,062 --> 00:33:11,272
It's fine. It's fine.
375
00:33:11,397 --> 00:33:14,859
I'm just not used
to cooking of this caliber.
376
00:33:14,984 --> 00:33:18,571
You see, in Africa
our rations are very meager.
377
00:33:18,696 --> 00:33:21,157
- Africa?
- My parents are missionaries.
378
00:33:21,282 --> 00:33:25,161
We've, uh... spent the last three years
building churches in Tanzania.
379
00:33:25,286 --> 00:33:26,662
Oh, my.
380
00:33:26,787 --> 00:33:31,709
If you survived on a diet of ugali
and, uh, sweet potatoes for three years,
381
00:33:31,834 --> 00:33:35,922
you'd understand why I'm so ecstatic
about your mom's cordon bleu.
382
00:33:36,047 --> 00:33:37,840
- What's ugali?
- Don't worry about it.
383
00:33:39,300 --> 00:33:42,011
- So what's with the haircut?
- Stop prying.
384
00:33:42,136 --> 00:33:43,137
Stop frothing.
385
00:33:43,262 --> 00:33:45,223
Another word and you both
can forget about dessert.
386
00:33:45,348 --> 00:33:46,974
You know, there's no dessert
in Tanzania.
387
00:33:47,099 --> 00:33:51,979
You know, I've always dreamed
of doing missionary work.
388
00:33:52,104 --> 00:33:57,526
Uh... seeing the world
or really making a difference.
389
00:33:57,652 --> 00:34:00,154
Well, you know, nothing's,
uh... nothing's stopping you
390
00:34:00,279 --> 00:34:02,657
from enlisting
on Team Jesus, Norm.
391
00:34:02,782 --> 00:34:06,452
In fact, I'm rounding up a fresh batch
of apostles as we speak.
392
00:34:07,245 --> 00:34:08,329
Oh, well, uh, uh...
393
00:34:08,454 --> 00:34:11,916
I was thinking more down the line,
you know, after I retire.
394
00:34:13,501 --> 00:34:15,378
It's good to have a purpose.
395
00:34:15,503 --> 00:34:19,090
But if there's any
other way we can help...
396
00:34:19,215 --> 00:34:23,010
Actually, um... I'm in need
of a host family for the week.
397
00:34:23,135 --> 00:34:24,804
I beg your pardon?
398
00:34:24,929 --> 00:34:26,806
He's looking
for somewhere to stay, Norm.
399
00:34:26,931 --> 00:34:28,140
Oh!
400
00:34:28,266 --> 00:34:31,102
You see, when we moved to Tanzania,
my parents, they sold the house.
401
00:34:31,227 --> 00:34:33,688
They donated the money
to the church.
402
00:34:33,813 --> 00:34:37,108
Our, uh... regular
host family's out of town,
403
00:34:37,233 --> 00:34:40,111
so I've been sleeping
on the couch in the church
404
00:34:40,236 --> 00:34:41,237
for the past two nights.
405
00:34:41,362 --> 00:34:44,031
He can stay in Kevin's room
on the top bunk.
406
00:34:44,156 --> 00:34:45,366
No frickin' way!
407
00:34:45,491 --> 00:34:48,411
Take it down a notch, Kev.
408
00:34:48,536 --> 00:34:50,997
What do you think?
409
00:34:51,122 --> 00:34:54,709
Yeah, I have no problem with it.
I'm happy to help.
410
00:34:56,252 --> 00:34:58,129
This blows!
Don't get a say?
411
00:34:58,254 --> 00:35:00,548
What's with all the hostility, rager?
412
00:35:00,673 --> 00:35:02,008
I'm not "raging".
413
00:35:02,133 --> 00:35:03,926
I just don't want to bunk
with some creep
414
00:35:04,051 --> 00:35:06,220
- with a half-shaved head, OK?
- That's it. You're grounded.
415
00:35:06,345 --> 00:35:08,055
- Grounded?
- Grounded with no pudding.
416
00:35:08,180 --> 00:35:11,642
Connie, it's fine, really.
417
00:35:11,767 --> 00:35:13,728
- I know what's wrong with Kev.
- You do?
418
00:35:13,853 --> 00:35:16,439
Sure. It's obvious.
419
00:35:16,564 --> 00:35:19,108
Hey, new guy, do me a favor,
don't call me Kev.
420
00:35:19,233 --> 00:35:20,776
You've been here, like,
five minutes.
421
00:35:20,901 --> 00:35:23,612
Zip it, mister, right now.
422
00:35:23,738 --> 00:35:26,240
Look, I don't mean
to be forward, but, um...
423
00:35:26,365 --> 00:35:29,577
I noticed that there wasn't any
family prayer prior to the meal.
424
00:35:29,702 --> 00:35:30,953
Is that common?
425
00:35:31,078 --> 00:35:34,123
Well, yeah, I guess.
426
00:35:34,248 --> 00:35:37,168
OK, well, would you mind
if I, uh...
427
00:35:37,293 --> 00:35:41,630
led us in a, a prayer
just a, just a simple...
428
00:35:41,756 --> 00:35:43,299
Uh, of course not.
Thank you.
429
00:35:43,424 --> 00:35:45,593
- We'd be honored.
- Sure. Great.
430
00:35:45,718 --> 00:35:48,554
All right, everybody, grab hands.
431
00:35:49,388 --> 00:35:51,640
Grab hands, OK?
432
00:35:53,184 --> 00:35:56,354
Kevin.
433
00:35:59,774 --> 00:36:05,613
Dear Lord, we thank you for this bountiful
and nourishing meal on the table before us.
434
00:36:06,530 --> 00:36:09,575
May it strengthen and refresh
our earth bodies
435
00:36:09,700 --> 00:36:13,579
so that we may follow your
example for yet another day.
436
00:36:13,704 --> 00:36:16,665
Please bless Connie,
who has prepared this feast
437
00:36:16,791 --> 00:36:19,919
with loving hands,
as well as her life partner,
438
00:36:20,044 --> 00:36:23,422
Norman, who invites you
into his heart
439
00:36:23,547 --> 00:36:26,300
and hopes to one day
be called to Tanzania
440
00:36:26,425 --> 00:36:29,345
where he can make a difference.
441
00:36:29,470 --> 00:36:32,848
And please bless Patty,
whose kindness and hospitality
442
00:36:32,973 --> 00:36:34,767
has allowed me
into this home
443
00:36:34,892 --> 00:36:39,730
where I can spread your
wisdom amongst these souls.
444
00:36:39,855 --> 00:36:43,359
And please, bless
and watch over Kevin,
445
00:36:43,484 --> 00:36:45,111
who especially needs
your guidance
446
00:36:45,236 --> 00:36:47,738
during his rebellious years,
447
00:36:47,863 --> 00:36:50,991
as he continues to lash out
and alienate himself
448
00:36:51,117 --> 00:36:54,328
from those around him.
449
00:36:54,453 --> 00:36:59,166
Allow him to grow in grace
and knowledge of you,
450
00:36:59,291 --> 00:37:04,255
and guide him in his search
for his birth parents,
451
00:37:04,380 --> 00:37:07,633
who must one day hope
to see his face,
452
00:37:09,301 --> 00:37:12,972
just as he longs
to see theirs.
453
00:37:13,097 --> 00:37:16,350
- Wait, what?
- In Jesus' name, we pray.
454
00:37:16,475 --> 00:37:18,310
- Mom?
- Uh...
455
00:37:18,436 --> 00:37:20,396
Amen.
456
00:37:24,191 --> 00:37:26,819
Sorry my room is a pig sty.
457
00:37:26,944 --> 00:37:31,282
Your family gives me
a fuckin' migraine.
458
00:37:31,407 --> 00:37:33,451
I've never seen Kev
break down like that.
459
00:37:33,576 --> 00:37:34,618
I feel bad for him.
460
00:37:34,743 --> 00:37:36,287
Look, it's about time somebody
got straight with him.
461
00:37:36,412 --> 00:37:37,413
I mean, Jesus Christ.
462
00:37:37,538 --> 00:37:39,123
When were they gonna fuckin' tell him,
on their death beds?
463
00:37:43,627 --> 00:37:44,628
You want a zinger?
464
00:37:44,753 --> 00:37:46,464
No, thanks.
I've got my own.
465
00:37:47,423 --> 00:37:48,757
- Oh?
- Mm-hm.
466
00:37:50,301 --> 00:37:52,178
I'm on five different medications.
467
00:37:53,721 --> 00:37:56,432
Jesus fucking Christ.
468
00:37:56,557 --> 00:37:58,476
You want to listen
to some records?
469
00:38:00,311 --> 00:38:02,521
Knock yourself out.
470
00:38:02,646 --> 00:38:04,690
Thanks for including me
in your prayer.
471
00:38:04,815 --> 00:38:05,941
I thought that was sweet.
472
00:38:06,942 --> 00:38:08,611
You actually bought that shit?
473
00:38:08,736 --> 00:38:09,737
Bought what?
474
00:38:11,489 --> 00:38:13,782
That church bullshit?
475
00:38:15,409 --> 00:38:16,869
You mean you told a lie?
476
00:38:17,536 --> 00:38:18,787
Yeah.
477
00:38:20,456 --> 00:38:22,041
Why would you lie
about Tanzania?
478
00:38:22,166 --> 00:38:23,250
Fuck Tanzania.
479
00:38:24,668 --> 00:38:26,295
Look, I needed a place
to hole up.
480
00:38:26,420 --> 00:38:28,506
- Your house is perfect.
- Why is it perfect?
481
00:38:30,591 --> 00:38:32,551
Because nobody'll look
for me here.
482
00:38:32,676 --> 00:38:34,803
- Like those policemen?
- Yeah.
483
00:38:34,929 --> 00:38:36,805
Well, why were they
looking for you?
484
00:38:36,931 --> 00:38:38,974
Because I like to burn shit.
485
00:38:42,228 --> 00:38:46,023
You wouldn't burn
our house down, would you?
486
00:38:46,148 --> 00:38:47,149
No. Fuck that.
487
00:38:47,274 --> 00:38:49,401
Come on, I wouldn't pull
any weak shit like that.
488
00:38:52,696 --> 00:38:57,701
Hey, remember when you said
that you owed me one?
489
00:38:57,826 --> 00:39:00,454
Yeah, cos it was,
like, an hour ago.
490
00:39:00,579 --> 00:39:02,957
Well, I know what I want.
491
00:39:03,082 --> 00:39:04,124
All right, hit me.
492
00:39:04,250 --> 00:39:08,754
I want you to take me
to The Alliance concert on Friday night.
493
00:39:09,380 --> 00:39:11,006
You would.
494
00:39:11,131 --> 00:39:13,926
Bunch of fuckin' posers.
495
00:39:14,051 --> 00:39:17,012
Yeah, but PSYOPS is opening for them,
and they're my favorite band.
496
00:39:17,137 --> 00:39:21,267
There is no fucking way
PSYOPS would play a show
497
00:39:21,392 --> 00:39:22,476
with a band like The Alliance.
498
00:39:23,852 --> 00:39:26,105
No, it's true!
499
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:31,944
Some kid was handing out flyers
downtown a few days ago.
500
00:39:32,069 --> 00:39:34,488
What the fuck is this?
501
00:39:37,366 --> 00:39:39,034
How the fuck did you know
about PSYOPS?
502
00:39:40,286 --> 00:39:42,705
Well, my friends Sissy and Karen
turned me onto them.
503
00:39:42,830 --> 00:39:44,873
I've got all their seven inches,
all their cassettes.
504
00:39:44,999 --> 00:39:46,208
- Every one.
- No, you don't.
505
00:39:46,333 --> 00:39:47,459
Look!
506
00:39:49,753 --> 00:39:52,047
I even had to make a dub
of "Dinner In America"
507
00:39:52,172 --> 00:39:54,258
because my Boombox
chewed up the original.
508
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:55,843
♪ Mom and Dad
509
00:39:55,968 --> 00:39:58,095
♪ Conversations
that make you sad
510
00:39:58,220 --> 00:40:00,431
♪ A lot of talking
and endless dread
511
00:40:00,556 --> 00:40:02,099
♪ Just shove it
in and off to bed...
512
00:40:02,224 --> 00:40:04,977
Oh, I love John Q.
He's my favorite of my favorites!
513
00:40:05,102 --> 00:40:06,103
Knock it off.
514
00:40:07,438 --> 00:40:09,690
Knock it off.
You're getting yourself all worked up.
515
00:40:09,815 --> 00:40:12,109
You know, John Q. wears a ski mask
when they play.
516
00:40:12,234 --> 00:40:13,569
Yeah, everybody fuckin' knows that.
517
00:40:13,694 --> 00:40:16,530
Will you knock it off?
Stop flailing around!
518
00:40:16,655 --> 00:40:18,532
It's so cool.
It's like, it's top secret.
519
00:40:21,368 --> 00:40:23,078
- You wanna know my secret?
- No.
520
00:40:23,203 --> 00:40:24,371
Oh, come on.
It's a good one.
521
00:40:24,496 --> 00:40:26,498
I don't give a shit.
522
00:40:27,374 --> 00:40:29,335
I write John Q. love letters.
523
00:40:29,460 --> 00:40:31,045
What the fuck
are you talking about?
524
00:40:31,170 --> 00:40:34,590
Well, they're more like poems.
Love poems.
525
00:40:34,715 --> 00:40:37,468
- ♪ Dinner in America... ♪
- I write him one every week.
526
00:40:39,553 --> 00:40:42,431
Oh, my God. I can't believe
I just told you that.
527
00:40:42,556 --> 00:40:45,017
Is that weird?
Do you think I'm weird?
528
00:40:50,272 --> 00:40:52,149
Where's your fuckin' bathroom?
529
00:41:22,096 --> 00:41:25,641
Simon?
Are you doing a number two?
530
00:41:25,766 --> 00:41:28,727
Because, um... if you need
some extra toilet tissues,
531
00:41:28,852 --> 00:41:32,523
I can grab some for you
from the closet in the hall.
532
00:42:19,486 --> 00:42:21,488
Which one of you cunts
set this up?
533
00:42:26,493 --> 00:42:28,370
- He did.
- Fuckin"...
534
00:42:28,495 --> 00:42:29,747
- Hey, hey, you pricks!
- Get the fuck off me, Simon!
535
00:42:29,872 --> 00:42:31,248
I'm about to call the cops.
536
00:42:31,373 --> 00:42:32,583
Shove it up your ass, Lou!
537
00:42:32,708 --> 00:42:34,668
You're always about
to call the fuckin' cops.
538
00:42:34,793 --> 00:42:38,005
I'm serious! You order something
or take a fuckin' hike!
539
00:42:38,130 --> 00:42:41,341
- Then I demand a cup of coffee!
- Coffee?
540
00:42:41,467 --> 00:42:43,051
Does this look
like a men's shelter?
541
00:42:43,177 --> 00:42:44,219
You order something
off the dinner menu!
542
00:42:44,344 --> 00:42:48,682
Jesus fucking Christ, Lou!
Just get the coffee!
543
00:42:48,807 --> 00:42:51,143
Lady, you mind
your own fuckin' business,
544
00:42:51,268 --> 00:42:53,145
and you and me,
we're gonna get along fine.
545
00:42:55,147 --> 00:42:57,107
The Alliance?
546
00:42:57,232 --> 00:43:00,569
You assholes wanna play eyeliner punk
for a bunch of 14-year-old girls?
547
00:43:00,694 --> 00:43:02,780
Fuck, man. Someone's gotta
call the shots when you're MIA.
548
00:43:02,905 --> 00:43:06,867
MIA? How about gettin' scratch
for our next record, Seth?
549
00:43:06,992 --> 00:43:08,660
Feel free to chip in at any point.
550
00:43:08,786 --> 00:43:11,455
- So you got the money?
- I don't wanna fuckin' talk about it.
551
00:43:11,580 --> 00:43:14,374
You junkie fuck!
You spent it all on dope, huh?
552
00:43:14,500 --> 00:43:15,584
You better reel him the fuck in.
553
00:43:15,709 --> 00:43:17,544
- What a load of shit!
- What a load of shit?
554
00:43:17,669 --> 00:43:18,879
You're a load of shit, Morgan!
555
00:43:19,004 --> 00:43:21,298
In the last four months,
you've kicked in, what, 50 bucks
556
00:43:21,423 --> 00:43:22,800
and that piece of shit PA head?
557
00:43:22,925 --> 00:43:24,301
Fuck you!
That PA is 300 watts.
558
00:43:24,426 --> 00:43:26,804
Fuck you!
Fuck your 300 watts, OK?
559
00:43:26,929 --> 00:43:27,971
Fuck all of you!
560
00:43:28,096 --> 00:43:30,307
I'm the one floating
this whole operation.
561
00:43:30,432 --> 00:43:32,309
Do you know how much blood
I need to give
562
00:43:32,434 --> 00:43:34,061
to the fuckin' vampires
at the lab
563
00:43:34,186 --> 00:43:36,647
just to get our masters
out of this hostage situation?
564
00:43:36,772 --> 00:43:38,148
Yeah. Everyone just calm
the fuck down.
565
00:43:38,273 --> 00:43:40,234
- No. Why don't you calm the fuck down?
- Yeah?
566
00:43:40,359 --> 00:43:42,069
We still gotta do the jackets,
press the fuckin' vinyl.
567
00:43:42,194 --> 00:43:43,445
That's another three grand.
568
00:43:43,570 --> 00:43:47,699
Look, Eddie Sorvino
called me last week, OK?
569
00:43:47,825 --> 00:43:51,036
Monty played him the Majestic Twelve
session, and he fucking flipped.
570
00:43:51,161 --> 00:43:54,081
- That's how this whole thing started.
- Shut the fuck up, Morgan!
571
00:43:54,206 --> 00:43:57,042
He wants us to play this gig
with The Alliance, OK?
572
00:43:57,167 --> 00:43:59,294
See if we're a good fit,
feel us out.
573
00:43:59,419 --> 00:44:02,381
If the band likes us,
we're in for the last leg of the tour.
574
00:44:02,506 --> 00:44:03,882
"If the band likes us?"
575
00:44:04,007 --> 00:44:07,886
Plus he said he'd cover our dupes
and get us square with Monty.
576
00:44:08,011 --> 00:44:10,889
Sorvino knows we're good.
He thinks we can go places.
577
00:44:11,014 --> 00:44:14,142
Go places?
We're not fuckin' sailors.
578
00:44:14,268 --> 00:44:15,477
We're a punk rock band.
579
00:44:15,602 --> 00:44:18,230
Hey, asshole! This could be
our big fucking break, OK?
580
00:44:18,355 --> 00:44:22,150
Our big break? What the fuck
are you talking about?
581
00:44:24,778 --> 00:44:27,322
Look, you guys
want to play puppet show
582
00:44:27,447 --> 00:44:29,783
on Eddie Sorvino's
little circus tour,
583
00:44:29,908 --> 00:44:33,203
go right ahead, but leave me
the fuck out of it.
584
00:44:33,328 --> 00:44:35,330
- How about we vote on it?
- It's not a democracy.
585
00:44:35,998 --> 00:44:37,624
I vote we play
the fucking show.
586
00:44:37,749 --> 00:44:39,543
Me too.
587
00:44:39,668 --> 00:44:42,004
What about you, Donovan?
588
00:44:42,129 --> 00:44:45,632
Yeah, Donnie.
What about you?
589
00:44:48,218 --> 00:44:50,262
Fucking Christ,
I thought we went over this?
590
00:44:53,307 --> 00:44:56,184
- What's with you?
- Quaaludes.
591
00:44:59,396 --> 00:45:01,982
That's a good boy.
592
00:45:02,107 --> 00:45:06,486
You don't want to play
to a sea of cellphones, do ya?
593
00:45:06,612 --> 00:45:09,323
Bunch of pussies
doing the stand and stare.
594
00:45:10,949 --> 00:45:13,911
That's not what music is, is it?
595
00:45:14,036 --> 00:45:15,537
No.
596
00:45:16,788 --> 00:45:18,081
Goddamn it, lady!
597
00:45:18,206 --> 00:45:21,460
Go back to your shrimp basket,
mind your own fuckin' business!
598
00:45:21,585 --> 00:45:23,837
That's it!
All you punks out!
599
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:26,214
Now! Move!
600
00:45:29,801 --> 00:45:32,930
Take the scarecrow with ya.
601
00:45:33,055 --> 00:45:36,350
So why the fuck did you guys cancel
the secret show on Friday?
602
00:45:36,475 --> 00:45:38,185
Cos we want to save your juice
for The Alliance gig.
603
00:45:38,310 --> 00:45:41,021
Stop talking about it
like it's fuckin' happenin'.
604
00:45:41,146 --> 00:45:42,856
It's making me nauseous.
605
00:45:42,981 --> 00:45:46,944
You assholes get the show back on
or we're fuckin' done!
606
00:45:47,069 --> 00:45:48,737
I'll call you Friday at noon.
607
00:45:48,862 --> 00:45:51,657
Yo, the heat came
by the lockout again.
608
00:45:51,782 --> 00:45:53,867
They got a real hard-on
for you, man.
609
00:45:53,992 --> 00:45:56,662
Yeah? And what the fuck
did you tell them, Morgan?
610
00:45:56,787 --> 00:45:59,539
Same old, same old,
that we only know you as John Q.
611
00:45:59,665 --> 00:46:03,794
We said you quit,
but I don't think they bought it.
612
00:46:03,919 --> 00:46:06,171
You're in some deep shit, Simon.
613
00:46:08,256 --> 00:46:09,758
Check this out.
614
00:46:11,343 --> 00:46:12,844
They upped the reward.
615
00:46:12,970 --> 00:46:17,474
5,000 bucks? Damn!
616
00:46:17,599 --> 00:46:20,644
They said you assaulted some lady.
Tried to burn her house down?
617
00:46:20,769 --> 00:46:23,480
That's fuckin' bullshit.
618
00:46:23,605 --> 00:46:25,899
They've been using this crummy
sketch for two years.
619
00:46:26,024 --> 00:46:27,401
At least they don't have
your real name.
620
00:46:27,526 --> 00:46:29,820
Yeah, except now
they're on to me.
621
00:46:29,945 --> 00:46:30,988
How do you know?
622
00:46:31,113 --> 00:46:32,406
Because there was
an unmarked squad car
623
00:46:32,531 --> 00:46:35,742
outside one of my crash pads,
that's how I know,
624
00:46:35,867 --> 00:46:37,911
which means
somebody fucking narced.
625
00:46:38,036 --> 00:46:39,997
- Don't look at me!
- I am lookin' at you.
626
00:46:40,122 --> 00:46:41,748
Hey, hey. Cool it, man.
He didn't say shit!
627
00:46:41,873 --> 00:46:43,500
Man, how the fuck do you know?
628
00:46:43,625 --> 00:46:46,253
I don't fuckin' trust
anybody right now!
629
00:46:46,378 --> 00:46:48,255
Come on.
Don't be paranoid.
630
00:46:48,380 --> 00:46:51,133
- You need a new place to crash?
- Not with you assholes.
631
00:46:51,258 --> 00:46:52,592
You want the keys
to the van then?
632
00:46:52,718 --> 00:46:53,927
No. I'm set.
633
00:46:54,553 --> 00:46:56,513
You're sure?
634
00:46:56,638 --> 00:47:00,142
Man, you wouldn't believe me
even if I told you.
635
00:48:09,795 --> 00:48:12,130
Fucking cool it, rager!
636
00:48:12,255 --> 00:48:14,966
- Fuck!
- You ruined everything!
637
00:48:15,092 --> 00:48:17,385
Calm down or I'm gonna
fuckin' pop you!
638
00:48:17,511 --> 00:48:18,512
Get off me!
639
00:48:18,637 --> 00:48:19,971
You wasted my fucking tall boy.
640
00:48:20,097 --> 00:48:22,933
I hate you!
641
00:48:23,058 --> 00:48:24,434
You know, you've got it
pretty fuckin' good here
642
00:48:24,559 --> 00:48:27,395
for an adopted kid, so you
better quit your bitchin'.
643
00:48:27,521 --> 00:48:29,815
Look at that bunkbed.
It's fuckin' tits.
644
00:48:29,940 --> 00:48:32,234
You got a keyboard.
And what the fuck are those?
645
00:48:32,359 --> 00:48:34,653
- Hmm? Gerbils?
- Guinea pigs, asshole!
646
00:48:34,778 --> 00:48:35,737
Whatever.
647
00:48:35,862 --> 00:48:38,406
You know, your fuckin' problem
isn't that you're adopted,
648
00:48:38,532 --> 00:48:40,659
it's that you're uptight.
649
00:48:40,784 --> 00:48:44,454
I mean, fuck, kid, what, do you
need some weed or somethin'?
650
00:48:46,832 --> 00:48:48,583
You mean marijuana?
651
00:49:03,431 --> 00:49:04,933
You all right?
652
00:49:08,854 --> 00:49:10,480
How am I supposed to know
when that kicks in?
653
00:49:11,982 --> 00:49:14,359
Let me see those globes.
654
00:49:14,484 --> 00:49:17,779
Oh, yeah.
You're fuckin' pie-eyed, buddy.
655
00:49:17,904 --> 00:49:20,740
- Huh?
- You're baked.
656
00:49:22,742 --> 00:49:25,245
- Right now?
- Yeah.
657
00:49:25,370 --> 00:49:28,582
- You know how I can tell?
- How?
658
00:49:28,707 --> 00:49:32,127
I'm not sensing any hostility
comin' offa you.
659
00:49:33,336 --> 00:49:36,423
- That's weird. Right?
- Hm-hm.
660
00:49:38,633 --> 00:49:41,803
Look, do you want a little advice?
661
00:49:41,928 --> 00:49:43,221
Sure.
662
00:49:43,346 --> 00:49:47,851
You should be smokin' a gram
of that shit every day.
663
00:49:49,227 --> 00:49:52,230
- Won't I get hooked?
- Hopefully.
664
00:49:57,736 --> 00:50:00,447
Look, I'mma set you up
with a quarter,
665
00:50:00,572 --> 00:50:03,617
and then I'm gonna teach ya how
to roll a nice, tight bomber.
666
00:50:05,535 --> 00:50:07,287
Aw, thanks.
667
00:50:09,372 --> 00:50:13,251
Hey, did you turn the crickets up?
668
00:50:16,087 --> 00:50:18,673
Don't worry about the crickets.
669
00:50:20,175 --> 00:50:21,635
Yeah, you know,
I think I'm stoned.
670
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:24,221
Yeah, you're really
fuckin' stoned.
671
00:50:24,346 --> 00:50:28,099
That shit burned out a minute ago
and you're still taking hits off of it.
672
00:50:54,918 --> 00:50:56,336
Hey.
673
00:50:56,962 --> 00:50:58,380
Hey.
674
00:51:00,465 --> 00:51:01,967
Where is everybody?
675
00:51:03,718 --> 00:51:06,554
Dad's at the office,
Mom took Kevin to high school.
676
00:51:08,390 --> 00:51:09,683
Hm.
677
00:51:12,060 --> 00:51:13,937
You got any coffee left?
678
00:51:16,815 --> 00:51:18,191
It's cold.
679
00:51:18,316 --> 00:51:19,442
I'm not supposed to have
anything turned on
680
00:51:19,567 --> 00:51:20,986
when I'm alone at the house.
681
00:51:24,197 --> 00:51:25,865
What are you doin'?
682
00:51:26,908 --> 00:51:29,869
I am looking for my purpose.
683
00:51:29,995 --> 00:51:31,830
Your purpose?
684
00:51:32,998 --> 00:51:37,794
Mom says I need to find my purpose
now that I lost my job at The Pet Zone.
685
00:51:37,919 --> 00:51:40,797
Look, she circled
all the good ones.
686
00:51:40,922 --> 00:51:41,965
Let me see that.
687
00:51:43,883 --> 00:51:45,302
Dishwasher?
688
00:51:46,845 --> 00:51:48,972
That's a shit job.
689
00:51:49,097 --> 00:51:51,725
Yeah, that's what I said,
but then Dad said that maybe
690
00:51:51,850 --> 00:51:53,393
I could work my way up
to the prep table.
691
00:51:53,518 --> 00:51:55,061
Oh, my God.
692
00:51:55,186 --> 00:51:58,857
That's so fuckin' bleak,
it's makin' me lightheaded.
693
00:52:01,609 --> 00:52:04,029
Table washer at the food court
in the mall?
694
00:52:08,575 --> 00:52:11,077
God, that coffee taste like shit.
695
00:52:13,747 --> 00:52:15,165
It's Sanka.
696
00:52:20,003 --> 00:52:23,089
- You got any scratch?
- Huh?
697
00:52:24,341 --> 00:52:27,010
- Money?
- Nope.
698
00:52:27,135 --> 00:52:31,264
Mr. Hanley still owes me
for two weeks.
699
00:52:31,389 --> 00:52:36,019
That motherfucker never cut you
a check after he fired you?
700
00:52:36,144 --> 00:52:39,564
Mm-mm.
701
00:52:39,689 --> 00:52:42,984
Well, we're gonna pay him
a little visit today.
702
00:52:43,109 --> 00:52:46,363
And then afterwards,
I'm gonna let you buy me lunch.
703
00:52:49,657 --> 00:52:51,159
Hey, can we shoot hoops first?
704
00:52:58,833 --> 00:53:00,919
Dang!
705
00:53:01,044 --> 00:53:03,296
You're good at basketball!
706
00:53:08,218 --> 00:53:11,346
What do you say
we play H-O-R-S-E?
707
00:53:11,471 --> 00:53:13,807
What do you say
we play F-U-C-K instead?
708
00:53:17,102 --> 00:53:19,813
You ever played F-U-C-K before?
709
00:53:26,111 --> 00:53:28,279
Here's my spot, OK?
710
00:53:34,744 --> 00:53:37,580
How come you clam up
whenever I talk about fuckin'?
711
00:53:43,253 --> 00:53:45,255
You ever make it with a guy?
712
00:54:01,938 --> 00:54:03,440
Woohoo!
713
00:54:05,942 --> 00:54:07,152
Your turn.
714
00:54:10,321 --> 00:54:13,324
All right, how 'bout this?
715
00:54:13,450 --> 00:54:17,787
If I make this shot,
then you give me a kiss.
716
00:54:20,999 --> 00:54:22,625
A tongue Kiss.
717
00:54:24,669 --> 00:54:26,087
OK.
718
00:54:27,755 --> 00:54:29,257
Yeah?
719
00:54:31,134 --> 00:54:32,302
Yeah.
720
00:54:47,942 --> 00:54:49,819
What the fuck?
721
00:54:49,944 --> 00:54:52,405
Hey, you got a dead cat here.
722
00:54:52,530 --> 00:54:56,701
Yeah. It's been there
since Monday.
723
00:54:56,826 --> 00:54:59,162
So why the fuck don't you
bury it or something?
724
00:54:59,287 --> 00:55:01,664
I don't know. I've just been,
like, watching it.
725
00:55:01,789 --> 00:55:04,375
- Why?
- I don't know.
726
00:55:05,835 --> 00:55:07,879
That's some creepy shit.
727
00:55:08,004 --> 00:55:09,964
- It is?
- Yeah.
728
00:55:10,089 --> 00:55:11,799
That's like serial killer shit.
729
00:55:11,925 --> 00:55:13,927
- It is?
- Yeah.
730
00:55:17,764 --> 00:55:19,307
Do you think I'm weird?
731
00:55:19,432 --> 00:55:21,809
Oh, yeah.
No, you're fuckin' weird.
732
00:55:21,935 --> 00:55:25,813
- Well, is weird cool?
- In your case, no.
733
00:55:25,939 --> 00:55:29,984
- Well, do you think I'm cool?
- I just said no.
734
00:55:30,109 --> 00:55:31,611
Huh?
735
00:55:32,946 --> 00:55:34,656
I'm fuckin' with you again.
736
00:55:35,532 --> 00:55:36,866
Let's go!
737
00:55:44,415 --> 00:55:46,292
So how much
does this hand job owe you?
738
00:55:46,417 --> 00:55:48,962
Like, 400 bucks.
739
00:55:49,087 --> 00:55:51,714
What if I told you
I could double that in a day?
740
00:55:51,839 --> 00:55:53,883
- How?
- Magic.
741
00:55:54,968 --> 00:55:56,886
Like, real magic?
742
00:55:57,011 --> 00:55:58,888
Shit, it's the pigs.
743
00:56:01,266 --> 00:56:03,893
- Well, here comes the 113.
- Don't look.
744
00:56:15,738 --> 00:56:17,323
Go.
745
00:56:17,448 --> 00:56:19,158
What the...
one fuckin' step, come on!
746
00:56:20,743 --> 00:56:22,161
Shit!
747
00:56:28,626 --> 00:56:30,336
- I'm gonna run.
- No.
748
00:56:30,461 --> 00:56:33,881
They'll catch you.
Cops are fast.
749
00:56:40,388 --> 00:56:43,808
They parked on the other side
of the street.
750
00:56:43,933 --> 00:56:45,059
What are they doin'?
751
00:56:45,602 --> 00:56:47,395
Looks like
they're eating burritos.
752
00:56:55,486 --> 00:56:59,324
Hey, fuckpie.
You here for the deuce?
753
00:56:59,449 --> 00:57:02,076
Oh, she's ready to fuck, D.
All hot and bothered.
754
00:57:02,201 --> 00:57:03,244
Just check out
her candy-apple cheeks.
755
00:57:04,787 --> 00:57:06,331
What the fuck?
756
00:57:06,456 --> 00:57:08,166
Hey, this seat-sniffer
pervin' on you, retard?
757
00:57:08,291 --> 00:57:09,584
No, he's my boyfriend.
758
00:57:10,543 --> 00:57:11,753
That so?
759
00:57:11,878 --> 00:57:13,504
I'm not her boyfriend.
760
00:57:14,881 --> 00:57:18,259
- Retard's got a boyfriend.
- Apparently, this faggot here.
761
00:57:18,384 --> 00:57:20,261
Shut the fuck up.
762
00:57:20,386 --> 00:57:22,555
Don't call her a retard.
763
00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:23,723
Can you believe this faggot?
764
00:57:23,848 --> 00:57:25,183
Yeah, he's got a faggot mouth
on him, too.
765
00:57:25,308 --> 00:57:27,518
That's an awful lot of faggot
talk comin' from two guys
766
00:57:27,644 --> 00:57:29,354
that look like they're made
for a Russian circle jerk.
767
00:57:29,479 --> 00:57:31,022
Oh, you're dissing
our tracksuits, faggot?
768
00:57:31,147 --> 00:57:35,485
Yeah. I'm dissing
your motherfuckin' tracksuits.
769
00:57:35,985 --> 00:57:38,529
'Stop requested.'
770
00:57:43,201 --> 00:57:44,786
That's what I thought, bitch.
771
00:57:44,911 --> 00:57:48,039
All you punk faggots got a lot of lip,
but you can't back it up.
772
00:57:48,164 --> 00:57:50,208
Hey, come on, D.
We're gonna be late for practice.
773
00:57:56,756 --> 00:58:01,886
I hope he's got a decent cock, retard,
cos he can't fight for shit.
774
00:58:02,011 --> 00:58:04,263
We're still free after practice
if you wanna fuck.
775
00:58:23,116 --> 00:58:26,119
Where are we going?
776
00:58:26,244 --> 00:58:30,164
Slow down!
My legs aren't as long as yours.
777
00:58:34,919 --> 00:58:36,963
I'll give you
everything in my pocket
778
00:58:37,088 --> 00:58:38,673
if you let me borrow
your truck for an hour.
779
00:58:38,798 --> 00:58:40,383
Far out, man.
780
00:58:42,635 --> 00:58:44,095
Shit, keep her all weekend.
781
00:58:44,220 --> 00:58:46,264
Toss me that mini bat, too.
782
00:58:49,892 --> 00:58:52,603
Buckle up!
I drive fuckin' nuts!
783
00:58:52,729 --> 00:58:56,190
- It feels like we're on TV!
- This ain't fuckin' TV!
784
00:59:01,446 --> 00:59:02,822
Why are we at my house?
785
00:59:02,947 --> 00:59:06,784
Get your Polaroid, a trash bag
and meet me out back.
786
00:59:24,594 --> 00:59:26,471
Twist it up.
787
00:59:26,596 --> 00:59:28,431
Let's go.
788
00:59:34,604 --> 00:59:36,230
What are they doin'?
789
00:59:36,355 --> 00:59:39,275
It's like they're warming up.
790
00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:40,985
And stretching.
791
00:59:45,239 --> 00:59:47,784
Show 'em your tits.
792
00:59:47,909 --> 00:59:50,870
- Huh?
- Lift up your shirt.
793
00:59:50,995 --> 00:59:53,080
- No.
- Just do it.
794
01:00:04,258 --> 01:00:05,885
Whoa!
Check it.
795
01:00:07,345 --> 01:00:08,721
- Dude!
- Oh, my God!
796
01:00:08,846 --> 01:00:10,223
Hey, hey!
797
01:00:10,348 --> 01:00:11,808
Where the fuck
are you douchebags goin'?
798
01:00:11,933 --> 01:00:14,393
Uh, we'll be right back, Coach.
We gotta take care of something.
799
01:00:14,519 --> 01:00:15,937
Yeah.
800
01:00:22,109 --> 01:00:23,319
- They're coming!
- Good.
801
01:00:23,444 --> 01:00:25,321
Lay down
on those tackle dummies.
802
01:00:25,446 --> 01:00:27,824
- Why?
- Trust me.
803
01:00:27,949 --> 01:00:29,659
No, on your tummy.
Turn around.
804
01:00:29,784 --> 01:00:31,160
Try to look provocative.
805
01:00:31,285 --> 01:00:32,703
Huh?
806
01:00:34,205 --> 01:00:37,208
Oh. Oh, yeah.
807
01:00:40,586 --> 01:00:42,672
Dude, I told you she was in heat.
808
01:00:42,797 --> 01:00:44,215
Go.
809
01:00:47,677 --> 01:00:48,761
Let's double stuff this tard.
810
01:00:48,886 --> 01:00:50,680
Ah, fuck yeah.
811
01:00:57,144 --> 01:00:59,981
- Now what?
- Strip 'em.
812
01:01:20,835 --> 01:01:24,297
Dump it right in the middle
of this shit fuckin' sandwich.
813
01:01:37,184 --> 01:01:38,853
- Coach?
- Huh?
814
01:01:38,978 --> 01:01:41,147
I think the equipment shed
is on fire.
815
01:01:42,523 --> 01:01:44,317
Holy shit.
816
01:01:48,529 --> 01:01:49,739
Hold this.
817
01:01:49,864 --> 01:01:52,575
Wake up, cat fuckers!
818
01:01:52,700 --> 01:01:55,745
Come here.
It's a little memento.
819
01:01:55,870 --> 01:01:58,372
You ever call her a retard again,
820
01:01:58,497 --> 01:02:01,250
and this bitch is gonna haunt you
for the rest of your fuckin' life.
821
01:02:03,169 --> 01:02:06,172
Catfuckers!
822
01:02:10,009 --> 01:02:11,510
Let's beat it.
823
01:02:20,853 --> 01:02:23,981
Come on! Let's go!
Woohoo!
824
01:02:35,701 --> 01:02:37,370
Fucking' punk!
825
01:02:37,495 --> 01:02:40,206
What in the fuck is going on?
826
01:02:40,331 --> 01:02:42,792
Jesus fuck!
Get up!
827
01:02:42,917 --> 01:02:44,377
Get up!
828
01:02:46,837 --> 01:02:50,049
- Fuck, yeah!
- Fuck those jock assholes!
829
01:02:50,174 --> 01:02:52,802
Oh, my God!
That was just like TV!
830
01:02:52,927 --> 01:02:55,721
Man, fuck TV!
That was some raw ass shit!
831
01:02:55,846 --> 01:02:57,556
- Simon?
- Yeah?
832
01:02:57,682 --> 01:03:01,102
- Are we going to jail?
- Probably.
833
01:03:12,446 --> 01:03:16,575
Welcome to Pet Zone.
How may I assist you today?
834
01:03:16,701 --> 01:03:19,245
- What are you doing here?
- What do you mean?
835
01:03:20,955 --> 01:03:22,415
Why are you working here?
836
01:03:22,540 --> 01:03:24,583
Uh... I don't know
what you mean.
837
01:03:24,709 --> 01:03:26,711
Where's your smock?
838
01:03:26,836 --> 01:03:28,796
Why are you putting stickers
on the cat food?
839
01:03:28,921 --> 01:03:31,132
- Mr. Hanley?
- Yes?
840
01:03:33,342 --> 01:03:35,386
Mr. Hanley, what...
what is she doing here?
841
01:03:37,847 --> 01:03:40,975
You said that you were going back
to cleaning out the cages yourself
842
01:03:41,100 --> 01:03:44,186
because Michigan
was raising the minimum wage.
843
01:03:44,311 --> 01:03:48,190
Look, Patty, you're a nice
enough kid and all,
844
01:03:48,315 --> 01:03:51,027
but let's face it,
you're a little slow.
845
01:03:53,112 --> 01:03:56,907
Too slow for what,
this crummy ass pet store?
846
01:03:57,033 --> 01:03:59,452
Where's her fuckin' check?
847
01:04:00,703 --> 01:04:01,746
Rebecca, why don't you, uh...
848
01:04:01,871 --> 01:04:03,581
head back to the grooming
station and take your break.
849
01:04:03,706 --> 01:04:05,666
Uh-uh. Don't you listen
to this geezer.
850
01:04:05,791 --> 01:04:10,046
- I want you to stay put.
- It's OK.
851
01:04:10,171 --> 01:04:12,840
Why do you keep
fuckin' lookin' at her?
852
01:04:14,091 --> 01:04:16,427
I am not slow, Mr. Hanley,
853
01:04:16,552 --> 01:04:20,890
and I know where everything in
this store is better than you!
854
01:04:21,557 --> 01:04:22,975
And especially her!
855
01:04:23,100 --> 01:04:25,436
Where's the goddamn paycheck?
856
01:04:25,561 --> 01:04:26,687
I told Patty I'd put it in the mail
at the end of the week.
857
01:04:26,812 --> 01:04:31,692
- It is the end of the week!
- I want my motherfucking check!
858
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:51,128
- You know what you want?
- I'll have the Hawaiian.
859
01:04:54,131 --> 01:04:55,633
Hawaiian, huh?
860
01:04:57,009 --> 01:05:01,388
It has a pineapple ring
and a slice of ham on top.
861
01:05:01,514 --> 01:05:03,516
What kind of sauce?
862
01:05:04,141 --> 01:05:06,185
Hm, I don't know.
863
01:05:06,310 --> 01:05:08,354
Hey, what kind of sauce
comes on the Hawaiian?
864
01:05:08,479 --> 01:05:10,606
Like, a honey glaze.
865
01:05:18,614 --> 01:05:21,033
All right,
two Hawaiian sandwiches.
866
01:05:29,041 --> 01:05:31,877
You want some
of my Jimbo fries?
867
01:05:34,213 --> 01:05:35,714
Yeah, all right.
868
01:05:40,177 --> 01:05:43,597
- So, is this, like, a date?
- Hmm?
869
01:05:44,557 --> 01:05:46,725
Are we on a date?
870
01:05:50,020 --> 01:05:52,189
No, this is a shitty lunch.
871
01:05:56,569 --> 01:06:00,614
Besides, I thought you
were in love with John Q.
872
01:06:00,739 --> 01:06:04,743
Yeah, but he's not real.
He's just my music boyfriend.
873
01:06:06,704 --> 01:06:08,747
Well, I'm gonna take you
to see PSYOPS tomorrow night.
874
01:06:08,873 --> 01:06:10,708
You're gonna see
your music boyfriend.
875
01:06:14,170 --> 01:06:17,047
Well, is that a date?
876
01:06:17,756 --> 01:06:19,091
Yeah, it's a date.
877
01:06:25,723 --> 01:06:27,141
Simon?
878
01:06:31,437 --> 01:06:32,855
You can kiss me now.
879
01:06:34,106 --> 01:06:35,107
It's OK.
880
01:06:36,317 --> 01:06:38,068
I want you to.
881
01:07:09,016 --> 01:07:10,517
You can fuck off now.
882
01:07:18,651 --> 01:07:20,194
You're a real good kisser.
883
01:07:23,197 --> 01:07:24,698
Seriously.
884
01:07:25,866 --> 01:07:27,952
I would not have guessed that.
885
01:07:29,328 --> 01:07:31,747
Thanks.
886
01:07:34,208 --> 01:07:37,962
I guess all my practice
with Kevin really pays off.
887
01:07:43,550 --> 01:07:45,761
What?
888
01:07:45,886 --> 01:07:48,847
Well, he's not
my real brother. Duh.
889
01:07:48,973 --> 01:07:50,641
He's adopted.
890
01:07:56,021 --> 01:07:58,857
I'm just fucking with you.
891
01:08:03,570 --> 01:08:05,030
You need to take it
down a notch.
892
01:08:07,157 --> 01:08:08,784
You need to take it
down a notch.
893
01:08:08,909 --> 01:08:11,996
And you! You need to take it
down a notch, too.
894
01:08:19,420 --> 01:08:23,882
- So much for job hunting, huh?
- Fuck job hunting.
895
01:08:25,676 --> 01:08:28,804
I'll drive you around tomorrow
in the truck.
896
01:08:28,929 --> 01:08:30,431
Sweet.
897
01:08:33,642 --> 01:08:38,355
- Hey, you wanna go fuck around?
- Yeah, sure.
898
01:08:38,480 --> 01:08:40,649
You like Whack-a-Mole?
899
01:08:49,950 --> 01:08:53,037
♪ Oh, baby
900
01:08:55,164 --> 01:08:57,583
♪ Oh, man
901
01:08:59,877 --> 01:09:04,840
♪ You're making my crazy
902
01:09:04,965 --> 01:09:08,761
♪ Really driving me mad
903
01:09:11,096 --> 01:09:13,932
♪ That's all right with me
904
01:09:15,434 --> 01:09:18,812
♪ It's really no fuss
905
01:09:20,814 --> 01:09:23,859
♪ As long as you're next to me
906
01:09:26,236 --> 01:09:28,739
♪ Just the two of us
907
01:09:33,118 --> 01:09:39,792
♪ You're my, my, my,
my kind of woman
908
01:09:43,212 --> 01:09:50,052
♪ My, oh my, what a girl
909
01:09:53,472 --> 01:09:59,186
♪ You're my, my, my,
my kind of woman
910
01:10:04,274 --> 01:10:06,568
♪ And I'm down
on my hands and knees
911
01:10:06,693 --> 01:10:12,533
♪ Begging you please,
baby, show me your world ♪
912
01:10:19,873 --> 01:10:21,959
Pick something out.
913
01:10:30,467 --> 01:10:31,760
I want him.
914
01:10:38,308 --> 01:10:40,060
Wait in line.
915
01:10:40,727 --> 01:10:42,271
Where are you going?
916
01:11:15,721 --> 01:11:18,182
I hope Mom's not miffed
we missed dinner.
917
01:11:18,307 --> 01:11:19,850
Thursday night
is always a big hit.
918
01:11:19,975 --> 01:11:22,186
What's Thursday?
919
01:11:22,311 --> 01:11:23,979
New England clam chowder.
920
01:11:25,230 --> 01:11:27,649
Fucking Christ.
921
01:11:40,078 --> 01:11:42,122
Hey, Simon?
922
01:11:44,583 --> 01:11:46,335
Yeah?
923
01:11:47,794 --> 01:11:52,007
Thanks for, like, the best day ever.
924
01:11:59,264 --> 01:12:01,350
I decided on a name for him.
925
01:12:04,353 --> 01:12:06,021
What?
926
01:12:08,398 --> 01:12:10,526
Chomby.
927
01:12:15,781 --> 01:12:17,324
Chomby.
928
01:12:26,333 --> 01:12:30,921
- You back for seconds, Kev?
- Hm?
929
01:12:31,046 --> 01:12:32,881
That chowder
must've been tits, huh?
930
01:12:35,384 --> 01:12:37,803
- Yo, what happened to your eye?
- Don't worry about it.
931
01:12:40,055 --> 01:12:44,935
What are you doing?
Why aren't you wearing pants?
932
01:12:45,060 --> 01:12:47,604
Oh, we should talk.
Things have gotten a little crazy.
933
01:12:48,897 --> 01:12:50,524
Look, everything was OK
934
01:12:50,649 --> 01:12:53,235
until Mom and Dad ate
some of Jill's brownies.
935
01:12:53,360 --> 01:12:55,737
Wait a minute.
Who's Jill?
936
01:12:55,862 --> 01:12:58,740
- Hey!
- Jill.
937
01:12:58,865 --> 01:13:00,367
What's she doing here?
938
01:13:01,618 --> 01:13:05,747
- She's shy.
- I'm not wearing pants.
939
01:13:07,916 --> 01:13:09,543
Why is she not wearing pants?
940
01:13:09,668 --> 01:13:12,045
Or underwear.
Kev, you sinking the pink?
941
01:13:12,170 --> 01:13:15,465
Look, Simon,
you were totally right, man.
942
01:13:15,591 --> 01:13:19,303
Everything changed for me
when I started smoking pot.
943
01:13:21,513 --> 01:13:25,809
- What's the pink?
- Vagina.
944
01:13:25,934 --> 01:13:27,436
'So, what we're gonna do
945
01:13:27,561 --> 01:13:28,895
'is just whisk it all together,
946
01:13:29,021 --> 01:13:32,983
'and you want to whisk it together
so that any of the... the cocoa powder
947
01:13:33,108 --> 01:13:34,818
'and the cornstarch
all get mixed with the granulated...'
948
01:13:34,943 --> 01:13:38,655
Hey, kids.
He's making toffee.
949
01:13:39,531 --> 01:13:42,367
Dad?
Are you OK?
950
01:13:44,119 --> 01:13:46,413
Oh, yeah.
951
01:13:46,538 --> 01:13:48,248
How did the job hunt go?
952
01:13:49,750 --> 01:13:52,127
Oh, I don't know, I...
953
01:13:52,252 --> 01:13:54,630
I guess we'll see
if anyone calls.
954
01:13:54,755 --> 01:13:57,299
Oh, don't they just hire you
if they like you?
955
01:13:57,424 --> 01:14:00,636
Well, there were
multiple candidates.
956
01:14:00,761 --> 01:14:04,056
Oh, hi, Simon.
What happened to your face?
957
01:14:04,181 --> 01:14:07,309
I fell down the escalator
at the shopping mall.
958
01:14:08,018 --> 01:14:10,312
Mm.
959
01:14:10,437 --> 01:14:14,191
You should go to the freezer,
get the peas, put them on that eye.
960
01:14:14,316 --> 01:14:18,570
Yeah, I can't.
Kev's guarding it like a hawk.
961
01:14:18,695 --> 01:14:20,364
That's his turf now.
962
01:14:20,489 --> 01:14:23,575
Oh. You know he has a girlfriend?
963
01:14:23,700 --> 01:14:26,411
Yeah, I do. Jill.
964
01:14:26,536 --> 01:14:27,871
She's a real peach.
965
01:14:29,748 --> 01:14:33,627
Look, Mom, Simon's gonna take me
to a rock show on Friday night.
966
01:14:33,752 --> 01:14:36,463
Oh, we talked about that.
967
01:14:36,588 --> 01:14:39,883
We don't like rock concerts for her
because of the strobe lights.
968
01:14:40,008 --> 01:14:42,135
There's not gonna be any
fuckin' strobe lights, Connie.
969
01:14:42,260 --> 01:14:44,930
- You're thinking of a rave.
- What's that?
970
01:14:45,055 --> 01:14:49,017
It's a bunch of drug addicts,
glowsticks, shit fuckin' music.
971
01:14:51,395 --> 01:14:55,816
- Have you heard of the raves?
- Oh, yeah.
972
01:14:56,692 --> 01:14:57,943
- Mom?
- What?
973
01:14:58,068 --> 01:15:00,737
Why are you and Dad
not wearing any pants?
974
01:15:03,699 --> 01:15:05,450
I'm not sure.
975
01:15:32,227 --> 01:15:34,896
What the fuck
is going on in here?
976
01:15:36,273 --> 01:15:37,691
Is this provocative?
977
01:15:39,443 --> 01:15:41,862
I don't know what that is.
978
01:15:43,155 --> 01:15:45,949
Kill that ghetto blaster,
will ya?
979
01:15:53,832 --> 01:15:57,753
Do you want to put your hands
inside my sweatpants?
980
01:16:02,257 --> 01:16:06,511
Look, how about a raincheck, hm?
981
01:16:06,636 --> 01:16:08,847
I don't even know
if I can get hard right now.
982
01:16:08,972 --> 01:16:12,434
My face feels like
fuckin' hamburger.
983
01:16:14,186 --> 01:16:15,729
What do you got in that maraca?
984
01:16:15,854 --> 01:16:18,482
- My EZ-Dose?
- Yeah.
985
01:16:19,191 --> 01:16:20,776
Just my medications.
986
01:16:20,901 --> 01:16:22,527
Well, hook me up
with Sunday and Monday.
987
01:16:22,652 --> 01:16:24,571
I'm fuckin' dyin' here.
988
01:16:40,587 --> 01:16:41,963
Fuck.
989
01:16:46,468 --> 01:16:48,720
Hey, Simon?
990
01:16:48,845 --> 01:16:50,138
Mm-hm.
991
01:16:51,348 --> 01:16:53,350
What's a raincheck?
992
01:16:59,856 --> 01:17:01,441
Simon?
993
01:17:06,738 --> 01:17:08,573
Simon?
994
01:17:13,203 --> 01:17:16,081
Sim...
995
01:17:17,707 --> 01:17:19,918
You've gotta wake up.
You've been asleep for eleven hours.
996
01:17:20,043 --> 01:17:23,797
Oh, fuck.
Those pills are lethal.
997
01:17:26,258 --> 01:17:28,510
You blast those every day?
998
01:17:34,391 --> 01:17:35,851
Can you drive me
to China Hut?
999
01:17:35,976 --> 01:17:37,477
I've got an interview
in 30 minutes.
1000
01:17:41,648 --> 01:17:43,191
All right.
1001
01:17:50,365 --> 01:17:51,408
Are we going in circles?
1002
01:17:51,533 --> 01:17:54,703
Cos that's the third time
I've seen those garden gnomes.
1003
01:17:56,746 --> 01:17:59,583
Why do you keep looking
at that house?
1004
01:17:59,708 --> 01:18:01,001
We're still going
job hunting, right?
1005
01:18:01,126 --> 01:18:04,087
Man, fuck job hunting.
Fuck China Hut.
1006
01:18:04,212 --> 01:18:06,506
Fuck America.
1007
01:18:06,631 --> 01:18:08,341
I mean, are you really excited
to clean dishes
1008
01:18:08,466 --> 01:18:10,969
in the back
of some shithole buffet?
1009
01:18:17,058 --> 01:18:19,978
Wait, what am I supposed to say
if someone answers the door?
1010
01:18:20,103 --> 01:18:22,898
I don't know, just say
you lost your dog.
1011
01:18:23,023 --> 01:18:24,399
Ask if they've seen it
in the garden or some shit.
1012
01:18:24,524 --> 01:18:27,736
- Yeah, but I don't have a dog.
- Yeah, I know.
1013
01:18:27,861 --> 01:18:30,196
It's just pretend.
1014
01:18:30,322 --> 01:18:32,657
Oh. OK.
1015
01:18:33,742 --> 01:18:36,578
Can the dog's name be Chomby?
1016
01:18:37,704 --> 01:18:39,122
Yeah.
1017
01:19:02,771 --> 01:19:04,856
Nobody is in here.
1018
01:19:19,871 --> 01:19:22,999
You're not gonna burn
this house down, are you?
1019
01:19:23,124 --> 01:19:25,335
What? No.
1020
01:19:25,460 --> 01:19:27,545
I live here sometimes.
1021
01:19:32,050 --> 01:19:35,011
Holy smokes, a real trap set.
Can I play it?
1022
01:19:35,136 --> 01:19:36,972
Knock yourself out.
1023
01:19:40,684 --> 01:19:42,727
Yo.
1024
01:19:42,852 --> 01:19:46,439
Where?
Where and when's the show?
1025
01:19:49,150 --> 01:19:50,902
All right, don't be late.
1026
01:19:52,988 --> 01:19:54,906
You suck at drums.
1027
01:19:56,157 --> 01:19:59,119
Yeah, I'm more of a singer.
1028
01:19:59,244 --> 01:20:01,538
You sing, huh?
1029
01:20:01,663 --> 01:20:03,707
Like what?
1030
01:20:03,832 --> 01:20:06,626
Oh, like, just, like,
little songs I hear in my head.
1031
01:20:06,751 --> 01:20:08,962
Hey, whose equipment is all this?
1032
01:20:09,087 --> 01:20:11,214
- It was mine.
- Really?
1033
01:20:11,339 --> 01:20:13,675
- Mm-hm.
- You could play all these?
1034
01:20:17,971 --> 01:20:19,639
Come here.
1035
01:20:20,849 --> 01:20:22,600
I want to tell you something.
Come here.
1036
01:20:31,192 --> 01:20:33,987
Are you all right?
1037
01:20:34,112 --> 01:20:37,741
Yeah, I just hit my elbow a little...
1038
01:20:37,866 --> 01:20:40,410
...and my ribs.
1039
01:20:42,912 --> 01:20:44,581
All right, listen.
1040
01:20:49,836 --> 01:20:52,088
I'm John Q.
1041
01:20:53,757 --> 01:20:55,091
What?
1042
01:20:56,092 --> 01:20:58,803
I'm John Q. from PSYOPS.
1043
01:21:00,638 --> 01:21:02,557
You're not John Q.
Nobody knows who John Q. is.
1044
01:21:02,682 --> 01:21:07,312
Don't you think that maybe
John Q. knows who John Q. is?
1045
01:21:09,481 --> 01:21:11,316
What?
1046
01:21:15,779 --> 01:21:17,781
Close your eyes.
1047
01:21:20,784 --> 01:21:22,452
Close 'em.
1048
01:21:39,803 --> 01:21:41,304
Open 'em.
1049
01:21:46,559 --> 01:21:48,436
Big deal.
1050
01:21:48,561 --> 01:21:50,772
Looks just like the one I had
for Toboggan Club.
1051
01:21:52,607 --> 01:21:54,442
Smell it.
1052
01:21:59,948 --> 01:22:01,157
Ugh.
1053
01:22:01,282 --> 01:22:03,743
It smells like the headphones
on the hearing van.
1054
01:22:03,868 --> 01:22:05,995
That's the sweat of every show
we've ever played
1055
01:22:06,121 --> 01:22:07,956
trapped in this fucker.
1056
01:22:09,499 --> 01:22:11,042
That's the smell
of rock and roll.
1057
01:22:12,293 --> 01:22:14,295
What?
1058
01:22:14,420 --> 01:22:16,756
You're still not convinced?
1059
01:22:26,641 --> 01:22:28,309
Oh, my God.
1060
01:22:32,689 --> 01:22:34,858
You are John Q.
1061
01:22:36,192 --> 01:22:39,737
That's fuckin' awkward, huh?
1062
01:22:39,863 --> 01:22:41,990
I mean, not as awkward
as beating off to a torso
1063
01:22:42,115 --> 01:22:45,869
on a cartoon bedspread
for two years, I guess.
1064
01:22:48,454 --> 01:22:52,917
You have any idea how worked up
those Polaroids got me?
1065
01:22:57,881 --> 01:22:59,507
Did you write all those?
1066
01:23:02,802 --> 01:23:04,929
Fuckin' A.
1067
01:23:05,054 --> 01:23:06,556
How?
1068
01:23:08,725 --> 01:23:10,351
I mean, you call them
love poems,
1069
01:23:10,476 --> 01:23:13,730
but they're really these...
these brilliant power pop songs.
1070
01:23:15,481 --> 01:23:17,901
I mean, they're fuckin' genius.
1071
01:23:21,613 --> 01:23:24,949
Do you have any idea
what you're doing?
1072
01:23:29,537 --> 01:23:31,581
Will you say something to me?
1073
01:23:31,706 --> 01:23:33,458
Are you all right?
1074
01:23:42,133 --> 01:23:44,135
No, leave it.
1075
01:23:46,137 --> 01:23:47,805
Violate me.
1076
01:23:48,932 --> 01:23:50,600
Fuck me.
1077
01:24:26,219 --> 01:24:28,763
I think I want more violation.
1078
01:24:30,473 --> 01:24:32,558
I gotta save my juice.
1079
01:24:34,143 --> 01:24:35,895
Let's rock out.
1080
01:24:37,939 --> 01:24:38,940
OK, hit it.
1081
01:24:42,360 --> 01:24:43,444
It's rolling.
1082
01:25:21,190 --> 01:25:25,236
I can't believe all that
only took, like, 20 minutes.
1083
01:25:25,361 --> 01:25:30,241
This one right here,
August 13th.
1084
01:25:30,366 --> 01:25:31,909
That was my favorite.
1085
01:25:36,039 --> 01:25:39,542
- You really want me to do this?
- Yeah.
1086
01:25:40,835 --> 01:25:42,670
Let's see what you got.
1087
01:25:44,380 --> 01:25:46,799
OK, can I have a kiss?
1088
01:26:33,763 --> 01:26:38,267
♪ I'm a watermelon
slammed into your driveway
1089
01:26:39,852 --> 01:26:44,273
♪ Crack me open
so I feel the air inside me
1090
01:26:46,567 --> 01:26:49,404
♪ Like a tongue-tongue
1091
01:26:49,529 --> 01:26:51,572
♪ In my eardrum, dumb-dumb
1092
01:26:51,697 --> 01:26:54,909
♪ Music boyfriend,
I'm your yum-yum
1093
01:26:55,034 --> 01:26:57,954
♪ Call me and I'll come
1094
01:26:58,079 --> 01:27:00,206
♪ Fuck the rest of them
1095
01:27:00,331 --> 01:27:01,707
♪ Fuck 'em all
1096
01:27:01,833 --> 01:27:04,794
♪ Fuck 'em all, but us
1097
01:27:09,715 --> 01:27:13,886
♪ Am I dreaming
or did you just kiss me?
1098
01:27:15,721 --> 01:27:19,976
♪ You don't know it
but you already miss me
1099
01:27:22,520 --> 01:27:25,231
♪ Like a tongue-tongue
1100
01:27:25,356 --> 01:27:27,650
♪ In my eardrum, dumb-dumb
1101
01:27:27,775 --> 01:27:30,903
♪ Music boyfriend,
I'm your yum-yum
1102
01:27:31,028 --> 01:27:33,197
♪ Call me and I'll come
1103
01:27:34,115 --> 01:27:36,200
♪ Fuck the rest of them
1104
01:27:36,325 --> 01:27:37,660
♪ Fuck 'em all
1105
01:27:37,785 --> 01:27:40,455
♪ Fuck 'em all, but us
1106
01:27:46,002 --> 01:27:48,212
♪ Fuck the rest of them
1107
01:27:48,337 --> 01:27:49,714
♪ Fuck 'em all
1108
01:27:49,839 --> 01:27:51,549
♪ Fuck 'em all, but us
1109
01:27:57,138 --> 01:27:58,639
♪ But us
1110
01:28:00,016 --> 01:28:01,726
♪ But us
1111
01:28:01,851 --> 01:28:05,271
♪ Fuck 'em all, but us ♪
1112
01:28:10,860 --> 01:28:12,278
Fuck.
1113
01:28:21,078 --> 01:28:23,164
That was tits.
1114
01:28:25,374 --> 01:28:27,210
Is tits good?
1115
01:28:28,211 --> 01:28:29,837
Yeah. Yeah.
1116
01:28:31,923 --> 01:28:33,299
Tits is good.
1117
01:28:37,595 --> 01:28:39,430
Let's mix it.
1118
01:28:44,310 --> 01:28:45,353
Simon?
1119
01:28:48,147 --> 01:28:49,774
Yeah, Mom?
1120
01:28:51,025 --> 01:28:53,110
What's going on down here?
1121
01:28:55,154 --> 01:28:56,531
How did you get in?
1122
01:28:59,534 --> 01:29:00,618
With my key.
1123
01:29:01,994 --> 01:29:04,705
You're not supposed
to have a key.
1124
01:29:04,830 --> 01:29:07,124
Who's this?
1125
01:29:07,250 --> 01:29:11,337
This, um... is Patty.
1126
01:29:13,798 --> 01:29:16,384
We're recording a song.
1127
01:29:16,509 --> 01:29:18,594
How was Tanzania?
1128
01:29:18,719 --> 01:29:22,640
Tanzania?
Are you both on dope?
1129
01:29:22,765 --> 01:29:24,058
He's definitely on dope.
1130
01:29:24,183 --> 01:29:26,227
All right, back off, Renae.
I'm not on dope.
1131
01:29:26,352 --> 01:29:27,979
He totally is, Mom. I can tell.
He won't look at me.
1132
01:29:28,104 --> 01:29:30,898
He looks past me,
but not into my eyes
1133
01:29:31,023 --> 01:29:32,066
cos he doesn't want me
to see his eyes.
1134
01:29:32,191 --> 01:29:35,111
Jesus fucking Christ! Can we
just eat the fucking meal?
1135
01:29:35,236 --> 01:29:36,779
Don't talk like that
in front of my kids.
1136
01:29:36,904 --> 01:29:37,905
We learned about dope
in D.A.R.E.
1137
01:29:38,030 --> 01:29:40,116
Dopers share needles
and get AIDS.
1138
01:29:41,701 --> 01:29:42,868
Why are you here?
1139
01:29:44,579 --> 01:29:46,497
Oh, it's nice
to see you too, Dad.
1140
01:29:46,622 --> 01:29:50,209
- Answer your father.
- If it's about money, no way.
1141
01:29:50,334 --> 01:29:52,795
Well, don't worry about it.
I'm not after your goddamn money.
1142
01:29:52,920 --> 01:29:55,256
There's an agenda, Mom.
There's always an agenda.
1143
01:29:55,381 --> 01:29:58,009
If I were you, I'd check
my jewelry box before he bails.
1144
01:29:58,134 --> 01:30:00,303
- Shut the fuck up, Renae!
- Strike two.
1145
01:30:03,389 --> 01:30:06,559
What is this?
What are you doin'?
1146
01:30:06,684 --> 01:30:08,311
- What is this?
- He's high, Mom.
1147
01:30:08,436 --> 01:30:10,104
Don't pay attention to him.
It's what he wants.
1148
01:30:10,229 --> 01:30:11,939
He feeds off it.
1149
01:30:12,064 --> 01:30:13,482
Uncle Simon
has dirty fingernails
1150
01:30:13,608 --> 01:30:14,984
like the dopers
in my D.A.R.E. book.
1151
01:30:15,109 --> 01:30:16,193
Hello?
1152
01:30:16,319 --> 01:30:18,696
Hey, sorry I'm late.
Why is the front door locked?
1153
01:30:18,821 --> 01:30:21,240
Oh.
What are you doin' here?
1154
01:30:22,783 --> 01:30:25,328
- Hi. I'm Danny.
- Hi.
1155
01:30:25,453 --> 01:30:27,997
- Did you give him your key?
- Yeah. So?
1156
01:30:28,122 --> 01:30:29,332
Why'd you do that?
1157
01:30:29,457 --> 01:30:30,875
You know he's not supposed
to be in here, right?
1158
01:30:31,000 --> 01:30:34,211
- Relax, Renae.
- I need to relax, Danny?
1159
01:30:34,337 --> 01:30:35,880
Poor Mom had to come home
1160
01:30:36,005 --> 01:30:37,548
and find these two
in the basement shooting up.
1161
01:30:37,673 --> 01:30:38,841
Oh, my God.
1162
01:30:41,093 --> 01:30:42,219
- What's going on here?
- Nothing.
1163
01:30:42,345 --> 01:30:44,263
Nobody's shooting dope,
all right?
1164
01:30:44,388 --> 01:30:47,058
We were writing a song
in the basement.
1165
01:30:47,183 --> 01:30:48,434
I can't do this anymore!
1166
01:30:48,559 --> 01:30:50,311
Great, now Dad's upset.
1167
01:30:50,436 --> 01:30:52,438
Stop picking on Simon!
1168
01:30:52,563 --> 01:30:55,316
- Excuse me?
- You heard me.
1169
01:30:55,441 --> 01:30:56,942
You're all being mean!
1170
01:30:58,402 --> 01:30:59,403
He doesn't do dope.
1171
01:30:59,528 --> 01:31:01,405
He just ate Sunday and Monday
from my EZ-Dose
1172
01:31:01,530 --> 01:31:03,491
because he got beat up.
1173
01:31:03,616 --> 01:31:04,867
Mommy, what is she talking about?
1174
01:31:04,992 --> 01:31:08,079
I have no idea. I think she's
just as strung out as he is.
1175
01:31:08,204 --> 01:31:09,997
OK, you know what?
Leave her out of this.
1176
01:31:10,122 --> 01:31:12,583
Look, you seem
like a nice enough girl,
1177
01:31:12,708 --> 01:31:14,251
but I'm sure
he's got you brainwashed
1178
01:31:14,377 --> 01:31:16,837
or he's manipulating you
with drugs somehow.
1179
01:31:16,962 --> 01:31:19,340
Simon is a pathological liar.
1180
01:31:19,465 --> 01:31:22,927
He's a thief and a total pyro.
1181
01:31:23,052 --> 01:31:24,387
Hey, you know the cops have been
sniffing around for you?
1182
01:31:24,512 --> 01:31:25,513
Yeah.
1183
01:31:25,638 --> 01:31:27,181
They came by the office
and grilled me for a half hour.
1184
01:31:27,306 --> 01:31:30,184
Oh, God.
Oh, no.
1185
01:31:30,309 --> 01:31:32,728
It's OK, Mom.
He'll be gone soon.
1186
01:31:32,853 --> 01:31:34,480
What's a pyro again?
1187
01:31:34,605 --> 01:31:37,066
- A pyro's...
- Oh. Are you serious?
1188
01:31:37,191 --> 01:31:39,735
OK, you know what?
Knock it off! Knock it off!
1189
01:31:39,860 --> 01:31:42,863
- Not the sharpest stick, is she?
- Don't talk about her like that!
1190
01:31:42,988 --> 01:31:44,990
- Like what?
- Like she's subhuman,
1191
01:31:45,116 --> 01:31:46,951
and with that condescending
fucking tone!
1192
01:31:47,076 --> 01:31:48,661
All right!
That's three!
1193
01:31:48,786 --> 01:31:50,955
Yeah? What the fuck are you
gonna do about it, Allen?
1194
01:31:52,206 --> 01:31:54,083
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
1195
01:31:54,208 --> 01:31:55,751
- Come on, motherfucker!
- hey, hey, hey, stop!
1196
01:31:55,876 --> 01:31:58,045
- Here you go, come on.
- Let's go, big shot!
1197
01:31:59,505 --> 01:32:00,840
Get out!
1198
01:32:01,632 --> 01:32:05,094
You ruin everything!
1199
01:32:05,219 --> 01:32:07,138
Just get out of here!
1200
01:32:08,472 --> 01:32:09,890
Come on.
1201
01:32:20,735 --> 01:32:26,240
So, what'd you think
of my family?
1202
01:32:27,283 --> 01:32:29,994
I like your brother, Danny.
1203
01:32:30,119 --> 01:32:32,246
Yeah, he's solid.
1204
01:32:32,371 --> 01:32:33,789
Simon?
1205
01:32:35,332 --> 01:32:36,625
Yeah?
1206
01:32:36,751 --> 01:32:39,587
Do you think I'm a retard?
1207
01:32:42,673 --> 01:32:45,134
Don't you ever talk like that.
1208
01:32:47,094 --> 01:32:48,345
Ever.
1209
01:32:50,139 --> 01:32:51,557
You are not a retard.
1210
01:32:52,892 --> 01:32:55,519
You are a total punk rocker.
1211
01:32:58,522 --> 01:33:01,025
- I am?
- Yes.
1212
01:33:03,569 --> 01:33:06,405
You are punk as fuck.
1213
01:33:11,452 --> 01:33:12,995
Can we listen
to our song in here?
1214
01:33:13,120 --> 01:33:14,705
Fuck, yeah.
1215
01:33:15,748 --> 01:33:17,750
Pop that shit in the tape deck.
1216
01:33:29,053 --> 01:33:31,305
Are we going on our date now?
1217
01:33:33,265 --> 01:33:34,975
Yeah, we're going
on our date now.
1218
01:33:35,100 --> 01:33:38,938
♪ I'm a watermelon
slammed into your driveway...
1219
01:33:40,981 --> 01:33:43,943
- Simon?
- Hmm?
1220
01:33:44,068 --> 01:33:47,446
Remember when I told you that
yesterday was the best day ever?
1221
01:33:47,571 --> 01:33:49,323
♪ Like a tongue-tongue...
1222
01:33:50,157 --> 01:33:51,659
Yeah.
1223
01:33:53,994 --> 01:33:56,163
Today is even better.
1224
01:33:59,041 --> 01:34:01,126
♪ Fuck the rest of them
1225
01:34:01,252 --> 01:34:02,711
♪ Fuck 'em all
1226
01:34:02,837 --> 01:34:04,421
♪ Fuck 'em all, but us ♪
1227
01:34:12,471 --> 01:34:13,764
What a fuckin' dump.
1228
01:34:13,889 --> 01:34:16,016
I mean that's, what, 40 people?
1229
01:34:16,141 --> 01:34:17,643
You call this a show?
1230
01:34:17,768 --> 01:34:20,145
It's punk rock, you dumb fuck.
1231
01:34:21,647 --> 01:34:23,232
Hey, you watch your fuckin' mouth.
1232
01:34:23,357 --> 01:34:25,234
You have any idea
how many bands would kill
1233
01:34:25,359 --> 01:34:26,819
to play a show
with The Alliance?
1234
01:34:26,944 --> 01:34:28,404
I'm throwing you
a fuckin' bone, kid.
1235
01:34:28,529 --> 01:34:30,406
Yeah? Well, why don't you
take that bone
1236
01:34:30,531 --> 01:34:32,741
and shove it up
your fat fuckin' ass?
1237
01:34:35,452 --> 01:34:37,496
What's with your boy?
How come I gotta fuckin' twist his arm
1238
01:34:37,621 --> 01:34:40,749
to play with the hottest band
out of New York?
1239
01:34:40,875 --> 01:34:44,295
Fuckin' hottest pile of shit
out of New York.
1240
01:34:44,420 --> 01:34:47,631
Oh, OK. So, so you're
gonna tell me what's hot?
1241
01:34:47,756 --> 01:34:50,009
Kid, I'm standing in the fuckin'
filthiest green room
1242
01:34:50,134 --> 01:34:51,385
I've ever seen in my life,
1243
01:34:51,510 --> 01:34:53,846
and you're about to play
next to a fuckin' Chevy Impala.
1244
01:34:53,971 --> 01:34:56,390
Yeah, well, nobody asked you
to fucking come.
1245
01:34:56,515 --> 01:34:58,726
- Actually, I did.
- You would.
1246
01:34:58,851 --> 01:35:00,102
Let's do this.
1247
01:35:00,227 --> 01:35:02,187
Troy says
we gotta be out by ten.
1248
01:35:02,313 --> 01:35:04,398
You're makin'
a huge fuckin' mistake.
1249
01:35:04,523 --> 01:35:06,901
These cocksuckers said you're playing,
and I'm holding you to it.
1250
01:35:07,026 --> 01:35:08,611
I sunk my own money
in this promotion.
1251
01:35:08,736 --> 01:35:11,280
Yeah?
That's not my fuckin' problem.
1252
01:35:11,405 --> 01:35:13,699
I booked it two weeks ago.
I'm makin' it your fuckin' problem.
1253
01:35:13,824 --> 01:35:16,035
How about this?
Fuck you!
1254
01:35:16,160 --> 01:35:18,287
Fuck your problems!
1255
01:35:18,412 --> 01:35:22,041
I'd rather fuck my own mom
than play with The Alliance.
1256
01:35:30,090 --> 01:35:31,926
- Let's go.
- Simon!
1257
01:35:36,472 --> 01:35:38,974
You cunts just made
my shit list.
1258
01:35:39,099 --> 01:35:41,060
This little fuck-up's gonna
cost me a lot of money.
1259
01:35:44,688 --> 01:35:46,690
What the fuck is this shit?
1260
01:35:58,369 --> 01:35:59,495
♪ You make the rules,
we break the rules
1261
01:35:59,620 --> 01:36:00,621
♪ We do it our way
1262
01:36:00,746 --> 01:36:02,915
♪ Rejects of society
and we are here to stay
1263
01:36:03,040 --> 01:36:04,166
♪ Won't take your shit
no fucking more
1264
01:36:04,291 --> 01:36:05,417
♪ Today is the day
1265
01:36:05,542 --> 01:36:06,543
♪ Time has come
to give you some
1266
01:36:06,669 --> 01:36:08,212
♪ Get out of my face
1267
01:36:12,257 --> 01:36:13,550
♪ Shit that's flying
out of your mouth
1268
01:36:13,676 --> 01:36:14,718
♪ I'm going insane
1269
01:36:14,843 --> 01:36:15,844
♪ One more fucking
word from you
1270
01:36:15,970 --> 01:36:17,054
♪ I'll kick you in the face
1271
01:36:17,179 --> 01:36:18,222
♪ Have no respect
for your kind
1272
01:36:18,347 --> 01:36:19,390
♪ You're cancer in my brain
1273
01:36:19,515 --> 01:36:20,724
♪ We're paranoid,
it's justified
1274
01:36:20,849 --> 01:36:22,017
♪ This is what we say
1275
01:36:24,728 --> 01:36:26,105
♪ We won't obey
1276
01:36:26,230 --> 01:36:30,317
♪ We won't, we won't obey
1277
01:36:30,442 --> 01:36:34,279
♪ We won't, we won't obey
1278
01:36:34,405 --> 01:36:38,409
♪ We won't, we won't obey
1279
01:36:39,702 --> 01:36:40,828
♪ We won't obey
1280
01:36:42,037 --> 01:36:44,164
♪ We won't obey
1281
01:36:44,289 --> 01:36:45,290
♪ We won't obey
1282
01:36:46,333 --> 01:36:47,751
♪ No ♪
1283
01:36:49,670 --> 01:36:53,549
This next one is dedicated
to my music girlfriend.
1284
01:37:05,019 --> 01:37:07,062
♪ Microwave it, shove it down
1285
01:37:07,187 --> 01:37:09,231
♪ Too bad your food
is turning brown
1286
01:37:09,356 --> 01:37:11,442
♪ Poison veggies
and plastic meat
1287
01:37:11,567 --> 01:37:13,777
♪ Nothing real
for us to eat
1288
01:37:13,902 --> 01:37:15,946
♪ Around the table,
Mom and Dad
1289
01:37:16,071 --> 01:37:18,282
♪ Conversations
that make you sad
1290
01:37:18,407 --> 01:37:21,326
♪ A lot of talking,
endless dread
1291
01:37:21,452 --> 01:37:22,745
♪ Just shove it
in and off to bed
1292
01:37:22,870 --> 01:37:25,205
♪ Dinnertime,
dinner in America
1293
01:37:25,330 --> 01:37:27,166
♪ Dinnertime,
dinner in America
1294
01:37:27,291 --> 01:37:29,710
♪ Dinnertime,
dinner in America ♪
1295
01:37:36,467 --> 01:37:37,468
Run!
1296
01:37:45,809 --> 01:37:48,270
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
1297
01:37:48,395 --> 01:37:50,105
How fucking unpunk is it,
1298
01:37:50,230 --> 01:37:52,608
turn me in on some
Crime Stoppers hotline?
1299
01:37:52,733 --> 01:37:54,860
Fucking bullshit!
1300
01:37:54,985 --> 01:37:55,986
- Motherfucker!
- Get in the car!
1301
01:37:56,111 --> 01:37:59,239
Wait, wait! Wait!
1302
01:37:59,364 --> 01:38:03,410
You can't take him!
He didn't do anything!
1303
01:38:03,535 --> 01:38:06,080
Hey, have fun in the nasty.
1304
01:38:06,955 --> 01:38:09,249
They're gonna crack your pelvis
like a softshell crab.
1305
01:38:15,089 --> 01:38:16,715
Hey.
1306
01:38:16,840 --> 01:38:20,385
- I got your cigarettes.
- Aw, that's fuckin' tits.
1307
01:38:31,063 --> 01:38:33,607
Sorry about this shitty
fucking date.
1308
01:38:35,901 --> 01:38:38,112
It doesn't get much worse
than this.
1309
01:38:38,237 --> 01:38:41,824
It's OK. I'm just happy
I got to see you play.
1310
01:38:44,118 --> 01:38:46,870
I'm not gonna see you
for a while, huh?
1311
01:38:51,208 --> 01:38:54,628
- Hey, Simon?
- Yeah?
1312
01:38:54,753 --> 01:38:58,132
Remember when you dedicated the
song to your music girlfriend?
1313
01:38:59,049 --> 01:39:00,759
Mm-hm.
1314
01:39:00,884 --> 01:39:03,137
You were looking at me, right?
1315
01:39:04,638 --> 01:39:06,723
Yeah, I was lookin' at you.
1316
01:39:07,307 --> 01:39:08,809
I thought so.
1317
01:39:12,980 --> 01:39:14,773
Simon?
1318
01:39:14,898 --> 01:39:15,899
Yeah?
1319
01:39:18,610 --> 01:39:21,446
You're my real boyfriend now, right?
1320
01:39:25,325 --> 01:39:27,828
Yeah, I'm your real boyfriend.
1321
01:39:39,381 --> 01:39:40,674
No contact.
1322
01:39:40,799 --> 01:39:43,135
Keep that cigarette
out of the prisoner's mouth.
1323
01:39:51,143 --> 01:39:52,978
Stay punk.
1324
01:40:05,365 --> 01:40:06,950
Patty?
1325
01:40:07,075 --> 01:40:09,161
I told you it was her.
1326
01:40:09,870 --> 01:40:12,080
Hey, Sissy. Hi, Karen.
1327
01:40:12,206 --> 01:40:14,499
Were you just totally
tongue-fucking John Q.
1328
01:40:14,625 --> 01:40:16,084
In the back of that cruiser?
1329
01:40:16,210 --> 01:40:18,128
Uh-huh.
1330
01:40:18,253 --> 01:40:19,838
He's my real boyfriend.
1331
01:40:20,923 --> 01:40:24,801
We're starting a riot girl band.
You wanna be in it?
1332
01:40:27,012 --> 01:40:28,430
Uh-huh.
1333
01:40:49,618 --> 01:40:52,913
'Patty, thanks
for the care package.
1334
01:40:53,038 --> 01:40:55,415
'I almost cried
when I saw the earplugs.
1335
01:40:55,540 --> 01:40:57,918
'If Lloyd was at an eight
before, now he's at a two.'
1336
01:41:00,712 --> 01:41:02,506
'Every now and then,
he hits a four.
1337
01:41:02,631 --> 01:41:05,509
'Gets himself whipped up into
a frenzy over Michelle McBride
1338
01:41:05,634 --> 01:41:07,010
'on the Action Five News.'
1339
01:41:11,223 --> 01:41:14,017
'There isn't shit to do here
but pump iron, write,
1340
01:41:14,142 --> 01:41:16,520
'and steer clear
of the shower sharks.
1341
01:41:18,230 --> 01:41:20,023
'Thanks for the notebook.
1342
01:41:20,148 --> 01:41:24,611
'I was down to my last one,
so the timing was tits.
1343
01:41:24,736 --> 01:41:27,364
'All insanity aside, I probably
generated enough material
1344
01:41:27,489 --> 01:41:31,410
'for ten albums
in this shithole.
1345
01:41:31,535 --> 01:41:34,663
'I hope Danny can drive you up
again for the holiday weekend.
1346
01:41:34,788 --> 01:41:36,331
'It's the only thing
I have to look forward to,
1347
01:41:36,456 --> 01:41:38,917
'even if we only get
half an hour.
1348
01:41:39,042 --> 01:41:43,046
'Trust me, I'm countin'
the fuckin' minutes.
1349
01:41:44,631 --> 01:41:47,926
'Your music boyfriend, Simon.
1350
01:41:49,970 --> 01:41:54,141
'PS: Thanks for taking care
of shit with Albert for me.
1351
01:41:54,266 --> 01:41:57,144
'Tell him Reggie's
peach cobbler is dynamite.
1352
01:41:57,269 --> 01:42:00,397
'For real, I think it saved my life.
1353
01:42:00,522 --> 01:42:03,317
'And you should see me.
I probably put on 15 pounds.'
1354
01:42:15,871 --> 01:42:16,872
'I'm feeling so much stronger
1355
01:42:16,997 --> 01:42:20,083
'since I stopped eating
the shit they feed the animals.
1356
01:42:21,293 --> 01:42:23,086
'It's just too bad
you have to go to prison
1357
01:42:23,211 --> 01:42:26,965
'to get a decent
dinner in America.'
1358
01:42:31,345 --> 01:42:34,473
What's so funny, retard?
1359
01:42:36,892 --> 01:42:38,935
Hey, horse face,
we're fucking talking to you.
1360
01:42:39,061 --> 01:42:41,271
- Is she fucking ignoring us?
- Are you ignoring us, retard?
1361
01:42:41,396 --> 01:42:44,274
Maybe she's one
of those deaf mute retards.
1362
01:42:44,399 --> 01:42:50,072
Hey, are you one of those
deaf, mute retards?
1363
01:42:54,076 --> 01:42:56,078
'Stop requested.'
1364
01:43:05,754 --> 01:43:08,882
You need to take it down a notch,
motherfucker!
1365
01:43:38,537 --> 01:43:42,707
♪ I'm a watermelon
slammed into your driveway
1366
01:43:44,543 --> 01:43:48,713
♪ Crack me open
so I feel the air inside me
1367
01:43:51,383 --> 01:43:53,218
♪ Like a tongue-tongue
1368
01:43:54,302 --> 01:43:56,430
♪ In my eardrum, dumb-dumb
1369
01:43:56,555 --> 01:43:59,808
♪ Music boyfriend,
I'm your yum-yum
1370
01:43:59,933 --> 01:44:02,310
♪ Call me and I'll come
1371
01:44:02,853 --> 01:44:04,980
♪ Fuck the rest of them
1372
01:44:05,105 --> 01:44:06,398
♪ Fuck 'em all
1373
01:44:06,523 --> 01:44:09,276
♪ Fuck 'em all, but us
1374
01:44:09,419 --> 01:44:14,419
Provided by explosiveskull
https://twitter.com/kaboomskull
1375
01:44:14,531 --> 01:44:18,702
♪ Am I dreaming
or did you just kiss me?
1376
01:44:20,620 --> 01:44:24,458
♪ You don't know it
but you already miss me
1377
01:44:27,335 --> 01:44:29,212
♪ Like a tongue-tongue
1378
01:44:30,255 --> 01:44:32,132
♪ In my eardrum, dumb-dumb
1379
01:44:32,257 --> 01:44:35,635
♪ Music boyfriend,
I'm your yum-yum
1380
01:44:35,760 --> 01:44:38,013
♪ Call me and I'll come
1381
01:44:38,847 --> 01:44:41,057
♪ Fuck the rest of them
1382
01:44:41,183 --> 01:44:42,559
♪ Fuck 'em all
1383
01:44:42,684 --> 01:44:45,103
♪ Fuck 'em all, but us
1384
01:44:50,859 --> 01:44:53,069
♪ Fuck the rest of them
1385
01:44:53,195 --> 01:44:54,571
♪ Fuck 'em all
1386
01:44:54,696 --> 01:44:57,032
♪ Fuck 'em all, but us
1387
01:45:01,828 --> 01:45:03,330
♪ But us
1388
01:45:04,748 --> 01:45:06,541
♪ But us
1389
01:45:06,666 --> 01:45:10,086
♪ Fuck 'em all, but us ♪
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