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[faint mid-tempo beat
playing over headphones]
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? I'm good?
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? Everybody know my name,
got money, got fame?
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? Trying to get paid, I'm good?
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? Mm, mm?
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? I'm good?
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[mumbling]:
? ...something good...?
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[pills rattle]
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[phone chimes]
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That's what's up.
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[indistinct chatter]
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MAN:
What else is going on?
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How's Davionte doing?
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Oh, you know--
Gata's still Gata.
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-Mm.
-Did I see your wife
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at the fundraiser last Saturday?
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-Um...
-What y'all got going on here?
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-Hey.
-Hey, baby.
You remember Mr. Santos?
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Aw, man, it's been so long, he
probably don't remember me, huh?
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-STACE: He's Kev-Kev's uncle.
-Oh, my bad. How you doing?
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I'm good, I'm good.
On that notary grind today.
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-Happy to help Moms out.
-It look like the Feds
about to crack it,
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like you're about to put a wire
on my mom or something.
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-We good, or what?
-[laughing]
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Nah, nah. We're adding your
sister's name to the mortgage.
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-Nothing serious like that.
-Why you doin' that?
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This is no big deal-- just
in case something happens to me.
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This way, all of us,
legally, will be good,
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-that's all.
-But you know
I'm older than her, right?
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Why you putting her name on it?
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Well...
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when it comes to things
like the house, we just want
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-to make sure that...
-You think I'm unstable,
crazy or something?
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No, baby, I didn't say that.
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But there's a certain level
of-of-of financial stability...
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You ain't got no job, bro.
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A job? I don't need a job.
I'm trying to get a career.
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I'm pursuing a career,
my actual dream.
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Just 'cause you a little office
manager, that don't mean shit.
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Matter of fact, I ain't
gonna be here anyway, man.
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Now, why do you have to take
everything so personally?
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Man, I personally don't give
a fuck how y'all feel about me.
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Y'all discussing
family business without me.
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LD album drops today.
I'm-a blow the fuck up, man.
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-Fuck what y'all talkin' about.
-Davionte!
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-Davionte!
-I've been waiting
on this moment my whole life.
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-Dave.
-Davionte!
-Don't be calling me
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-to help you
with the mortgage and all that.
-Dave! Dave!
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?
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I don't know how much longer
I can be up here.
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I should have been the "I."
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Chuck, you okay?
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No, I'm not okay.
This is horrible.
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I'm so wind-burnt.
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The sun is eviscerating me
'cause of the Accutane.
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We really should have put
your name on the billboard.
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Why? You have me.
You don't need my fuckin' name.
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Chuck, it says Penith,
no one knows...
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-I know, but you have my phys...
-It looks like
a new Apple product,
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like a new release of something.
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Is anybody
paying attention at all?
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-No. Not even a little bit,
really, but...
-No. No.
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So, like, so generate buzz.
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Chuck, you're so high up.
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Y'all giving out
those Obama phones?
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-What?
-The free phones.
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Oh. No, we're not, but we did...
we did vote for him.
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Okay, thank you.
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Did she like it? What'd she say?
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-She liked it. She loves the ad.
-She loved it.
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Fuck yeah!
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-Penith!Out now!
-MIKE: Nice!
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Stream Penith!
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It sounds like you're saying,
"Scream penis." Don't say that.
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Hey, Chuck, you got to start
doing something, like rap.
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You got to get
everyone's attention.
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Yeah, rap a little bit, Dave.
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Uh...
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? I gotta flex, I'm the best,
now I'm being direct?
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? I'm unimpressed
by these rappers that I see?
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? In the press,
I'm kinda vexed by the trash?
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? Like I'm cleaning a mess,
they as real?
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? When they rap
as a Chia's a pet?
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? Their new stocks plummet,
men's leg hair, they don't...?
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-[phone chimes]
-Hey.
-What?
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Ariana Grande just dropped
a surprise album.
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[Dave continues rapping
indistinctly]
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DAVE:
How was it?
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-Good.
-Did you guys just feel
a raindrop?
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-[indistinct radio chatter]
-BENNY: Chuck, I can't believe
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it's actually hailing in L.A.
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Looks like you brought on
the bubonic plague.
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Gata, right?
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-What's up, bro?
-[chuckles]: Hey.
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You know, just fuckin' chillin'
really at the end of the day.
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-You got the money,
or what, bro?
-Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Uh, I fuckin'
love Penith, dude.
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Hey, is it true that LD wrote
the outro with pink eye?
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Bro, you know
this is only $250, right?
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I told you $300.
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Oh, really? No, no, no,
it's all there, man.
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You short, bro. This $250.
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-Oh, okay, okay. Okay, uh...
-I said $300.
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[chuckles]:
Actually, if you got another,
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I mean,
I'll give you another $250
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if I could get one for my girl.
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[sighs]
All right, dawg.
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You gotta follow me on IG
for this shit.
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Oh, dude, on God,
on God I will.
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Dude, I mean, maybe,
like, follow back, maybe?
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Ha-ha! Get that...
that LD follow.
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Wait, wait, wait,
this says "friends and family."
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Is that VIP?
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Man, this shit better
than VIP, bro.
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Come on, stop trippin'.
You in the section.
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You family now, dawg.
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Oh-ho! Fuck yeah, dude!
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I just got fuckin' GOATed!
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Hey, man, like, but, like,
when I get there, do I just...
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-Do I just go in...
-Man, you're asking
way too many questions.
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I ain't even
been there yet, bro.
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-Just use your common sense.
-Oh.
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Gander up, show the wristband.
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You band up, you're good.
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Bet, bet, bet, bet.
I'll PIBE, man.
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-[Gata scoffs]
-Hey, I love this car, though.
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I had the same one
when I was in, uh, high school.
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Uh, unexpectedly lit
sound system, right?
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-Especially for the time.
-[door closes]
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Okay, okay, yeah, I'll see you
at the album release party!
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-Fam! Gata, bye.
-[engine starts]
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[sighs]
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[sighs]
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That's enough. Stop.
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I waited my whole career to see
what Pitchfork would give me.
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Yeah, it's bad, it...
But...
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No, I wish it was bad.
It's literally nothing.
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They didn't review it.
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I'm not even, like,
a legitimate artist
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-to, like, the media.
-We have no placement.
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-Apple Music, Spotify...
-It's not on any...
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It's bullshit. I know.
That's why we're here
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to talk to him about it.
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It's, like, I literally
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have been working my entire life
to make a debut album.
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I feel as though
I've made a classic one,
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and no one even knows about it.
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LD, youknow.
Why you trippin', bro?
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Come on, you got to know
you're the GOAT
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before you actually
become the GOAT, dawg.
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Well, it doesn't matter
if no one fucking is listening.
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-MIKE:
Well, they... No, they will.
-Hello, hello, hello.
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Hey, sorry we're
a little bit late.
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Have we met? I'm Ryan.
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I'm with Urban
Marketing Division here.
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Ryan, uh, where's Tessa?
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She couldn't make it.
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But we talked.
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-I'm fully caught up to speed.
-I don't understand.
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It's-it's my album release week.
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And on that note...
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[clapping]
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Do you have any idea
how hard it is to get
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a number one
on your first album?
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Number one?
What do you mean?
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Did the Billboard charts
come out?
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Number one comedy album
in the country.
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Fuck you, Anthony Jeselnik!
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DAVE:
Comedy? I don't even...
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That... What am I on the actual
Billboard top 100 chart?
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Ninety-one.
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Top 100 debut.
You did that!
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-[others clapping]
-Ninety-one.
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Top 100 in the world, LD?
You charting like that, bro?
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-That's nuts.
-Country.
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Still nuts. Hundo P.
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Okay, you should all
be ashamed of yourselves.
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I don't...
I have no idea why people
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are, like, celebrating
such mediocrity.
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RYAN:
Okay, it was-it was
a little more crowded weekend
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-than anybody
could have imagined, but...
-Ninety-one?
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we're just
getting started, okay?
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You know, there's a lot
of traction around Delaware.
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So I want to understand
exactly what's going on there.
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Delaware. We're pumping out
Delaware stats now?
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-It's huge over there.
-I don't care about Delaware.
[stammering]
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MIKE:
All I'm hearing is
a bunch of nonsense.
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I'm not seeing anything, Ryan.
You've done nothing
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as far as marketing
or promotion at all.
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Like, what are you talk...
I'm, like, I'm on my billboards
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getting, like, wind-raped.
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-What are you doing?
-Don't forget about your
album release party tonight.
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-Yeah.
-Now, that could generate
a lot of buzz,
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and we are gonna be all
over that, you can believe me.
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A lot of buzz? Ryan,
are you a computer or a guy?
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I-I... What are you saying?
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Do you know what
an album release party even is?
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There's no buzz.
There's no journalists
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-typing about it.
-DAVE: It's, like, people, like,
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going to a bar and,
like, having drinks
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while, like, music plays.
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Well... it might be a good idea
for you, Dave,
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to invite some
of your celebrity friends.
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-Maybe they could come,
they could post about it.
-Oh, my God.
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-Right?
-DAVE: That sounds like a plan.
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Yeah, I'll just reach out
to my most valued contacts
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and be like, "Hey, everybody,
could you do the biggest favor
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"I'll ever ask of you
and come see me
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at my worst and low point?"
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I'm humiliated right now.
I'm not being seen.
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Fuck that.
No album release party.
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-We are canceling that...
-How you gonna cancel that, bro?
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Come on, man, you've
been prepping for this album
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-for your whole life.
Be grateful, be thankful, bro.
-Gata...
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-You got something
to celebrate, bro.
-Gata, stop!
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Please? I'm not going
to the fucking party.
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-No way. Stop. Cancel it.
-MIKE: Okay,
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unlike our friend Gata here,
who is a prodigy
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at finding success in failure,
all I'm seeing out of you
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is failure that
you've labeled as success.
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RYAN:
I can assure you that
we are going to do everything
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in our power to make sure
that you guys are happy...
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But we're not happy.
And on top of that,
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I hope to God you have
some trick up your sleeve
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-for our VMA performance,
'cause that's a big deal to us.
-DAVE: Yeah.
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The VMAs are
the Super Bowl of Penith.
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-Mm.
-Maybe it's a visual album,
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and that's why this isn't, like,
really registering with people,
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but, like, this is everything,
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-this performance.
-Guys, listen,
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we're very excited
about the VMAs, too.
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But, as you know,
the industry is still reacting
233
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to the ripple effects of Ariana.
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And we-we just found out
235
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that she wants to perform
at the VMAs now, too.
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So, unfortunately,
four minutes of the show
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need to be taken from elsewhere
in order to make...
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-make room for her set.
-MIKE: What does that
have to do with us?
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They're gonna cut down
your act, uh...
240
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-Cut my act down? Cut my...
By how-by how much time?
-Why?
241
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-Well...
-I've been rehearsing
242
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-for fuckin' weeks.
-We don't know the exact number.
243
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We got that on an email chain.
244
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We're gonna find that out
as soon as we can.
245
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[stammers]
Consult the chain and say,
246
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"Hey, how long's his act,
'cause he's got to perform it
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-at the end of the week."
-Yeah, it's just a little late,
248
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uh, tonight.
249
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[sighs]
Okay.
250
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I want everybody
in this room to know
251
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that I feel
very alone right now.
252
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Dave...
253
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[exhales]
254
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Gata, let's go.
255
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[scoffs softly]
256
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[playing gentle intro]
257
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? I joke a lot, I know?
258
00:10:07,734 --> 00:10:11,651
? The voice inside of me
is 12 years old?
259
00:10:11,694 --> 00:10:14,828
? Yeah, I need guidance,
I just turned 30?
260
00:10:14,871 --> 00:10:17,047
? And I'm still freestyling?
261
00:10:17,091 --> 00:10:20,703
? So this is
how YOLO beats doubt?
262
00:10:20,747 --> 00:10:22,531
? And hope breeds vows?
263
00:10:22,574 --> 00:10:25,490
? I won't be proud
till I'm crowned?
264
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-[grunting, moaning]
-? You holding me down ?
265
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? Or are you holding me down??
266
00:10:29,625 --> 00:10:33,716
? Will I break out
or will I break down??
267
00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:36,197
? I'm calling my shot, aw?
268
00:10:36,240 --> 00:10:38,025
? This is my plot, aw?
269
00:10:38,068 --> 00:10:39,766
? Just let me be not wrong?
270
00:10:39,809 --> 00:10:41,768
? Everything is
right in front of me?
271
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? So I don't see
what's right in front of me?
272
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? I'm only seeing
what it's gonna be?
273
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[yells]
274
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[choir vocalizing angelically]
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?
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?
277
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[exclaiming, grunting]
278
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?
279
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?
280
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[music intensifies]
281
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?
282
00:11:40,478 --> 00:11:42,306
? Bring the sheep to the man?
283
00:11:42,350 --> 00:11:44,700
? I do everything I can?
284
00:11:44,744 --> 00:11:46,441
-? Got a million on the Gram?
-? Hey?
285
00:11:46,484 --> 00:11:48,138
? Follow me
or you'll be damned?
286
00:11:48,182 --> 00:11:49,836
? North-side, East-side,
Jesus Christ?
287
00:11:49,879 --> 00:11:51,576
? Way, way, way, way,
way up in this bitch?
288
00:11:51,620 --> 00:11:53,753
? Count the days,
it's almost here?
289
00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:55,755
-? Talking cray,
but you convinced?
-? Wait?
290
00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:57,626
? Heaven-sent, I am nothing
like the present men?
291
00:11:57,669 --> 00:11:59,584
? Wasn't fuckin'
with the president?
292
00:11:59,628 --> 00:12:01,456
? This world got way too
sensitive, it's so evident?
293
00:12:01,499 --> 00:12:03,197
? We let the devil in,
I'm not a reverend?
294
00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:04,807
? I'm irreverent,
but still I'm colder?
295
00:12:04,851 --> 00:12:06,591
? Than The Revenant,
I'll put the effort in?
296
00:12:06,635 --> 00:12:08,419
? To be a better man,
let him in?
297
00:12:08,463 --> 00:12:10,291
? Hey, I been walking
around the town?
298
00:12:10,334 --> 00:12:11,988
? Talking what I'm 'bout,
walking all around?
299
00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:13,816
? Drawing all the crowds,
garnering the clout?
300
00:12:13,860 --> 00:12:15,687
? Callin' all 'em out,
following devout?
301
00:12:15,731 --> 00:12:17,689
? Volleying the doubt,
swallowing it down?
302
00:12:17,733 --> 00:12:19,387
? Hollering it loud,
they know not what they do?
303
00:12:19,430 --> 00:12:21,171
? They trying to box in
the Jew??
304
00:12:21,215 --> 00:12:22,999
? PG with the crack,
had to come back?
305
00:12:23,043 --> 00:12:24,958
? Got a lil' bread, took that,
made a lot more bread?
306
00:12:25,001 --> 00:12:26,829
? Now the gang getting fed,
bring a lunch bag?
307
00:12:26,873 --> 00:12:28,700
? All of my plans
started popping in advance?
308
00:12:28,744 --> 00:12:30,528
? All the seeds turned
to plants, full circle?
309
00:12:30,572 --> 00:12:32,530
? Like a hubcap,
you can hear the chants?
310
00:12:32,574 --> 00:12:34,619
? Everybody had a chance,
everybody trying to dance?
311
00:12:34,663 --> 00:12:36,491
? When I pull up with the jams,
everybody going ham young man?
312
00:12:36,534 --> 00:12:38,319
? Got a plan,
they don't even understand?
313
00:12:38,362 --> 00:12:39,711
? Stand, stand, stand,
stand, stand...?
314
00:12:39,755 --> 00:12:41,235
-[piano playing]
-[voice chanting indistinctly]
315
00:12:46,196 --> 00:12:49,591
? I don't eat fruit?
316
00:12:49,634 --> 00:12:52,724
? Or vegetables?
317
00:12:52,768 --> 00:12:54,901
? I eat the pussy?
318
00:12:54,944 --> 00:12:57,555
? And other stuff?
319
00:12:57,599 --> 00:12:59,340
-? Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!?
-? I don't eat fruit?
320
00:12:59,383 --> 00:13:01,124
-? No?
-? Or vegetables?
321
00:13:01,168 --> 00:13:02,343
-? No fruits or vegetables?
-? No, no?
322
00:13:02,386 --> 00:13:04,127
? Or vegetables?
323
00:13:04,171 --> 00:13:06,260
-? No fruits or vegetables?
-? No, no?
324
00:13:06,303 --> 00:13:08,566
? Who the fuck are you to tell
me what I can or can't do??
325
00:13:08,610 --> 00:13:10,917
? I would eat your mama's pussy,
but I won't eat no fruit?
326
00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:14,181
? No fruits or vegetables,
no fruits or vegetables?
327
00:13:14,224 --> 00:13:17,227
? I am a professional
at soaking grown-up genitals?
328
00:13:17,271 --> 00:13:18,925
? Women look at me
and know for sure?
329
00:13:18,968 --> 00:13:21,884
? They heterosexual,
they book me at the festivals?
330
00:13:21,928 --> 00:13:23,886
? The crowd's been going
testicles?
331
00:13:23,930 --> 00:13:25,888
-[record scratches]
-[gasps]
332
00:13:25,932 --> 00:13:28,108
-[music stops]
-[gasping]
333
00:13:29,196 --> 00:13:31,546
[music resumes
with booming percussion]
334
00:13:31,589 --> 00:13:33,940
? That's a joke,
that's a joke!?
335
00:13:33,983 --> 00:13:37,987
-? Hello?
-? Ha, ha, ha, ha,
they getting roast?
336
00:13:38,031 --> 00:13:39,423
? Ha, ha, ha, that's a joke?
337
00:13:39,467 --> 00:13:40,903
? That's a joke, ha, ha?
338
00:13:40,947 --> 00:13:42,078
? Ha, ha, ha, ha?
339
00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:43,210
? What a joke?
340
00:13:43,253 --> 00:13:44,951
? Ha, ha, ha, ha?
341
00:13:44,994 --> 00:13:48,258
[ethereal music plays]
342
00:13:54,961 --> 00:13:57,224
?
343
00:14:01,663 --> 00:14:03,186
[music distorting]
344
00:14:03,230 --> 00:14:05,580
[triumphant melody plays]
345
00:14:05,623 --> 00:14:07,799
[amplified]:
Ladies and gentlemen,
346
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I'd like to introduce you
to a very special friend,
347
00:14:11,412 --> 00:14:13,849
the urologist Dr. Mecklebaum,
348
00:14:13,893 --> 00:14:17,374
who will go through my body
to show you my disorder.
349
00:14:17,418 --> 00:14:20,943
I've had surgery as a baby.
350
00:14:20,987 --> 00:14:22,379
But I am not alone.
351
00:14:22,423 --> 00:14:25,948
Everyone you see on stage
has hypospadias!
352
00:14:25,992 --> 00:14:27,602
This...
353
00:14:27,645 --> 00:14:29,647
is the Penith!
354
00:14:30,866 --> 00:14:32,520
? No, no,
I'll never stop rapping?
355
00:14:32,563 --> 00:14:34,522
? Everything I say I want
happens?
356
00:14:34,565 --> 00:14:36,524
? I'm-a get it, 'cause you know
I gotta have it?
357
00:14:36,567 --> 00:14:38,526
? I don't need to run it up,
I'll quarterback it?
358
00:14:38,569 --> 00:14:40,354
? I'm a corner pocket type
of muthafucka with the 8-ball?
359
00:14:40,397 --> 00:14:42,008
? Going in the muthafuckin'
hole, dawg?
360
00:14:42,051 --> 00:14:43,966
? Like it's game time,
got this Lil Dicky?
361
00:14:44,010 --> 00:14:45,750
? Getting scrutinized,
I'm a big dog, woof!?
362
00:14:45,794 --> 00:14:47,448
? Bark at a critic,
I got real heart?
363
00:14:47,491 --> 00:14:49,363
? Just admit it,
I can't be stopped?
364
00:14:49,406 --> 00:14:51,191
? Who you kidding, I know
you thought I was different?
365
00:14:51,234 --> 00:14:52,757
? I know?
366
00:14:52,801 --> 00:14:54,672
? I be like,
no more overthinking?
367
00:14:54,716 --> 00:14:56,065
? I can't even hold on,
'cause I'm sinking?
368
00:14:56,109 --> 00:14:57,806
? I can't even...?
369
00:14:57,849 --> 00:14:59,503
[exhales]:
Ah...
370
00:14:59,547 --> 00:15:01,505
-[bell rings, music stops]
-Okay, at this point,
371
00:15:01,549 --> 00:15:03,943
you would simulate
some sort of surgery
372
00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:05,335
or operation or something.
373
00:15:05,379 --> 00:15:06,989
We should talk
about what you need,
374
00:15:07,033 --> 00:15:08,338
from a tool perspective,
375
00:15:08,382 --> 00:15:09,774
to, like, actually
sell this whole thing.
376
00:15:09,818 --> 00:15:10,993
Well, I mean,
normally I'd just...
377
00:15:11,037 --> 00:15:12,255
I'd just use a scalpel.
378
00:15:12,299 --> 00:15:15,737
Mm. So kind of unimpressive,
visually.
379
00:15:15,780 --> 00:15:17,913
Do you have anything bigger?
You got to realize
380
00:15:17,957 --> 00:15:19,959
you're kind of at the juncture
of medicine and stagecraft.
381
00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:22,439
-Oh. Okay.
-So it's, like,
do you have a bone saw?
382
00:15:22,483 --> 00:15:23,658
-Or... Different rules apply.
-Oh.
383
00:15:23,701 --> 00:15:24,920
How long was this?
384
00:15:24,964 --> 00:15:27,053
-MIKE: Still too long.
-ELZ: Way too long.
385
00:15:27,096 --> 00:15:29,272
You guys making changes? I gotta
know if you're gonna do that.
386
00:15:29,316 --> 00:15:31,013
-There are gonna be
some changes.
-DAVE: No, there's not.
387
00:15:31,057 --> 00:15:32,536
I will email you all of them.
Yes, there will be, Dave.
388
00:15:32,580 --> 00:15:34,016
I don't think
we're making any changes.
389
00:15:34,060 --> 00:15:35,583
We have to.
I'll let you know, Taz.
390
00:15:35,626 --> 00:15:37,541
-I don't think there's... Why?
-There will be. Because.
391
00:15:37,585 --> 00:15:39,195
What do you mean?
'Cause it's so far over.
392
00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:40,631
It's the best thing ever.
I'm not changing it.
393
00:15:40,675 --> 00:15:42,459
That's not gonna matter to them.
They're gonna
394
00:15:42,503 --> 00:15:44,070
pull you off stage. I mean,
they're gonna kill the show.
395
00:15:44,113 --> 00:15:46,028
-Big-time, okay?
-Whew! Look,
396
00:15:46,072 --> 00:15:48,030
-I don't think I can cut...
-Bro, what if they
pull him off stage,
397
00:15:48,074 --> 00:15:50,163
like, crazy, like, by the neck,
like, choke him out, and, like,
398
00:15:50,206 --> 00:15:52,426
-the whole thing, like,
some security guard shit, dawg.
-[Mike laughing]
399
00:15:52,469 --> 00:15:55,472
-Just yank him off while he's...
-What if they can't?
400
00:15:55,516 --> 00:15:57,518
What if they can't? What do
you mean, what if they can't?
401
00:15:57,561 --> 00:15:58,910
What if they
can't pull me off stage
402
00:15:58,954 --> 00:16:01,565
because I'm actually
getting a surgery?
403
00:16:01,609 --> 00:16:03,089
You know?
404
00:16:03,132 --> 00:16:05,352
Like, we do it for real.
405
00:16:05,395 --> 00:16:07,658
-Uh...
-Like, what's MTV gonna do?
406
00:16:07,702 --> 00:16:09,312
They're not gonna
pull a guy off stage
407
00:16:09,356 --> 00:16:10,922
if he's getting
his fuckin' dick sliced open,
408
00:16:10,966 --> 00:16:12,924
if he's under the knife,
there's no way. They're not...
409
00:16:12,968 --> 00:16:15,318
-It's, like, liabil...
it's, like...
-MIKE: I mean...
410
00:16:15,362 --> 00:16:17,016
Mal... function. It's, like,
you know, they can't.
411
00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:19,757
And I know you're gonna
give me 500 reasons
412
00:16:19,801 --> 00:16:23,065
-why this is not feasible...
-This is the greatest
fuckin' idea you've ever had.
413
00:16:23,109 --> 00:16:25,328
-You like it? It is.
-This is genius.
414
00:16:25,372 --> 00:16:27,200
-It's a genius idea.
-This'll make so many headlines.
This'll be huge.
415
00:16:27,243 --> 00:16:29,071
Every publication in the world
would cover something like that.
416
00:16:29,115 --> 00:16:30,333
-MIKE: So many people
would pick it up.
-I'm sorry,
417
00:16:30,377 --> 00:16:31,639
just so we're on the same page.
418
00:16:31,682 --> 00:16:33,771
What surgery
are we discussing here?
419
00:16:33,815 --> 00:16:35,556
My second pee-hole.
Let's clog it up,
420
00:16:35,599 --> 00:16:37,253
-so I'm no longer pissing
on myself every day.
-I mean,
421
00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:39,429
-sterility,
you want to sterilize...
-Sterility? All right.
422
00:16:39,473 --> 00:16:41,475
Sterilize it, add sterile,
add sterility.
423
00:16:41,518 --> 00:16:43,259
What do you mean? It's so easy.
Isn't it, like,
424
00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:46,045
-a noninvasive procedure?
-Yeah. I mean,
relatively speaking,
425
00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:47,568
it's a simple skin graft.
426
00:16:47,611 --> 00:16:49,004
-We just have to...
-Skin graft!
427
00:16:49,048 --> 00:16:50,658
-MIKE: Perfect.
-Do I even need to go under?
428
00:16:50,701 --> 00:16:52,573
Theoretically, no, no.
You'd...
429
00:16:52,616 --> 00:16:55,358
So I'm conscious. I could rap.
I could probably rap.
430
00:16:55,402 --> 00:16:57,099
100%.
Doc, you have to do this.
431
00:16:57,143 --> 00:16:58,144
You get some guy
over there to, like,
432
00:16:58,187 --> 00:16:59,536
apply anesthesia or whatever.
433
00:16:59,580 --> 00:17:02,191
No, no. That's-that's John.
John's a dancer.
434
00:17:02,235 --> 00:17:04,280
-Rub cream. It's...
-No, he can't.
Yeah, but he can't, Dave.
435
00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:06,674
-We got to get real nurses.
-Well, I'd like it to be
somewhat numb.
436
00:17:06,717 --> 00:17:09,764
-MIKE: Are you non-union?
-Man, this is way sicker than
an album release party, right?
437
00:17:09,807 --> 00:17:11,505
-Fuck yeah! Hell yeah!
-Hell yeah, man!
438
00:17:11,548 --> 00:17:13,333
Man, I always got
this saying, man:
439
00:17:13,376 --> 00:17:14,638
You can't be a priest
with no arms,
440
00:17:14,682 --> 00:17:15,987
but you can
get some pussy, though.
441
00:17:16,031 --> 00:17:17,467
Dude, that's true, dude.
442
00:17:17,511 --> 00:17:19,078
Are you-are you not
performing with him, though?
443
00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:21,602
Because I've seen you on stage
every time I've seen him.
444
00:17:21,645 --> 00:17:23,299
Yeah, but this ain't
no festival, bro.
445
00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:24,692
This is big-tier, top shit,
man, this some
446
00:17:24,735 --> 00:17:26,302
awards show shit--
they got to be, like,
447
00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:27,956
-artistically symmetrical
and shit.
-Yeah.
448
00:17:27,999 --> 00:17:30,045
But y'all want
to go meet him, though?
449
00:17:30,089 --> 00:17:32,221
-Yeah!
-Yeah, dude!
450
00:17:32,265 --> 00:17:34,136
Look, obviously,
we got a lot to figure out.
451
00:17:34,180 --> 00:17:36,051
You make a list
of exactly what you need
452
00:17:36,095 --> 00:17:37,792
-to pull something
like this off in time.
-Hey, Dave, you think
453
00:17:37,835 --> 00:17:40,534
you could take a picture
with my friends real quick, bro?
454
00:17:40,577 --> 00:17:42,666
Who-who... who are these people?
455
00:17:42,710 --> 00:17:44,059
GATA:
They're the homeys.
456
00:17:44,103 --> 00:17:46,061
Gata, in what world
is this the type of thing
457
00:17:46,105 --> 00:17:47,497
you'd bring friends to?
458
00:17:47,541 --> 00:17:49,847
Anybody who does not need
to be here, leave. Bye.
459
00:17:49,891 --> 00:17:51,022
Sorry.
460
00:17:51,066 --> 00:17:53,155
Insurance--
where are we at with that?
461
00:17:53,199 --> 00:17:54,504
Because if they cover this...
462
00:17:54,548 --> 00:17:56,115
-Get me that list.
-Okay.
463
00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:58,334
-Give me a couple seconds
just to...
-Process it.
464
00:17:58,378 --> 00:18:01,163
-I understand. Take your time.
Make that list.
-Thanks.
465
00:18:01,207 --> 00:18:03,209
Look, I think he's gonna do it,
'cause we have the history.
466
00:18:03,252 --> 00:18:06,125
If he doesn't, so many doctors
would do it-- it's L.A.
467
00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:08,257
-He's very replaceable.
-Exactly. I-I need something
468
00:18:08,301 --> 00:18:10,955
to really fuckin' explode here,
because this is my last chance
469
00:18:10,999 --> 00:18:12,957
to prove that
I am who I thought I was.
470
00:18:13,001 --> 00:18:15,960
-Yeah.
-You have 30 chances
to prove this on tour.
471
00:18:16,004 --> 00:18:18,180
-I don't understand.
-No, I won't have 30 chances,
because my tour's
472
00:18:18,224 --> 00:18:19,964
already being cut down
and downsized,
473
00:18:20,008 --> 00:18:21,879
and it went from, like, what I
thought was, like, arenas to...
474
00:18:21,923 --> 00:18:24,186
playing, like, local
fuckin' 300-cap-room bars
475
00:18:24,230 --> 00:18:27,711
and the Mass Insemination tour
doesn't even have mass anymore.
476
00:18:27,755 --> 00:18:29,365
We'll see
how the ticket sales go
477
00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:31,411
after we put on
the greatest musical performance
478
00:18:31,454 --> 00:18:32,977
in history this week, huh?
479
00:18:33,021 --> 00:18:34,892
This is the type of fuckin'
innovative leadership
480
00:18:34,936 --> 00:18:36,546
-I've been waiting for, baby!
-That's what I'm talking about.
481
00:18:36,590 --> 00:18:38,200
What the fuck, Gata?
He cancels the party
482
00:18:38,244 --> 00:18:40,202
then he kicks us out of this?
I thought you were his boy.
483
00:18:40,246 --> 00:18:42,030
-I want my money back.
-Have fun in your
shitty fuckin' car.
484
00:18:42,073 --> 00:18:43,771
Whoa.
485
00:18:45,599 --> 00:18:46,817
You just need to choose
the material of the graft.
486
00:18:46,861 --> 00:18:48,645
Is it gonna be your skin
or a cadaver?
487
00:18:48,689 --> 00:18:50,604
-I don't want to use either.
Corpse's dick?
-Yes.
488
00:18:50,647 --> 00:18:52,171
-Don't think about it like
it's a corpse. I mean...
-FAN: Hey, Lil Dicky!
489
00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:53,824
Fuck you, man!
I paid $300
490
00:18:53,868 --> 00:18:55,609
-to go to your
album release party.
-Hey, hey, hey.
491
00:18:55,652 --> 00:18:58,481
That fuckin' hype man Gata
gives me this fuckin' shit?!
492
00:18:58,525 --> 00:19:00,179
Wait, Gata...
The album release party
493
00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:02,311
-was not even open to the
public. What did Gata do?
-No...
494
00:19:02,355 --> 00:19:03,834
He sold me
this fuckin' wristband
495
00:19:03,878 --> 00:19:06,228
to go to your
album release party, bro.
496
00:19:06,272 --> 00:19:07,621
I don't know why that happened,
497
00:19:07,664 --> 00:19:09,884
but I am sorry
that it did, okay?
498
00:19:09,927 --> 00:19:11,625
I will do anything
to make it up to you, okay?
499
00:19:11,668 --> 00:19:13,148
-Okay. All right.
-I'm so sorry that
500
00:19:13,192 --> 00:19:14,628
-you've been inconvenienced.
-Chill. No, chill.
501
00:19:14,671 --> 00:19:16,325
-Okay. I'm sorry.
-Tell my ex that, uh,
502
00:19:16,369 --> 00:19:17,979
-she made a big mistake
leaving me.
-MIKE: No, no, no.
503
00:19:18,022 --> 00:19:19,850
-You're not gonna take a video.
-Uh... I got it.
504
00:19:19,894 --> 00:19:21,287
-It's okay. It's okay.
-I'm rolling.
505
00:19:21,330 --> 00:19:22,810
All right. Hi.
506
00:19:22,853 --> 00:19:26,117
You shouldn't have left him
for so many reasons.
507
00:19:26,161 --> 00:19:28,250
Uh, he seems to be...
508
00:19:28,294 --> 00:19:30,252
intelligent
509
00:19:30,296 --> 00:19:32,254
and... strong backbone...
510
00:19:32,298 --> 00:19:34,648
That's right.
Fuck you, chip-toothed bitch!
511
00:19:34,691 --> 00:19:37,999
LD thinks you're
a fuckin' pygmy slut! Boom!
512
00:19:38,042 --> 00:19:39,740
[man laughs]
513
00:19:39,783 --> 00:19:41,263
-That is so good.
-[ringtone plays]
514
00:19:41,307 --> 00:19:43,309
Sick, dude.
Hey, we should...
515
00:19:43,352 --> 00:19:44,701
uh, we should smoke...
I feel like
516
00:19:44,745 --> 00:19:46,181
you and I are, like,
the same personality.
517
00:19:46,225 --> 00:19:47,922
-I'm just getting a call...
-Hey, let me...
518
00:19:47,965 --> 00:19:49,358
Hi, Mrs. Ganter.
519
00:19:49,402 --> 00:19:51,012
No. I've been in rehearsal.
520
00:19:51,055 --> 00:19:53,928
I'm sorry,
it's crazy with the VMA thing.
521
00:19:55,408 --> 00:19:56,757
He...
522
00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:58,149
Really?
523
00:19:58,193 --> 00:20:00,064
No, he left a while...
524
00:20:01,065 --> 00:20:03,067
Okay. Wow. All right.
525
00:20:03,851 --> 00:20:05,679
I'll talk to him. I'll...
Yeah. I hear you.
526
00:20:05,722 --> 00:20:07,637
I will talk to him.
Thank you for the heads-up.
527
00:20:07,681 --> 00:20:09,900
You have the worst fans
on planet Earth, hands down.
528
00:20:09,944 --> 00:20:11,511
-We have a situation.
-What?
529
00:20:11,554 --> 00:20:12,903
Gata's mom just called me
530
00:20:12,947 --> 00:20:14,688
and thinks that he's having
a manic episode.
531
00:20:14,731 --> 00:20:17,212
He's ramping up or something,
and he just bought a BMW,
532
00:20:17,256 --> 00:20:20,346
-and I don't know,
it's a whole lot.
-How could he buy a BMW?
533
00:20:20,389 --> 00:20:22,870
-I lent him some money earlier.
-You lent him some money?
534
00:20:22,913 --> 00:20:24,872
I lent him $8,000.
He needed mon...
535
00:20:24,915 --> 00:20:27,309
-he said he needed money.
I don't know.
-That's so irresponsible.
536
00:20:27,353 --> 00:20:29,180
-He said he needed money
to get by.
-We just talked about this.
537
00:20:29,224 --> 00:20:31,661
Yeah, but we're over budget
already on this show, dude.
538
00:20:31,705 --> 00:20:33,097
Let me... I have to go talk
to him and see, like,
539
00:20:33,141 --> 00:20:35,361
-what the fuck's going on, okay?
-That's fine.
540
00:20:35,404 --> 00:20:37,101
-Text me any info.
-Dave, they're already getting
started, so I got to know--
541
00:20:37,145 --> 00:20:39,060
are you gonna use a cadaver
or your skin?
542
00:20:39,103 --> 00:20:41,062
I mean, they said you could use
pig-- if you want to use swine,
543
00:20:41,105 --> 00:20:42,890
-you can.
-I'm a Jew.
I'm not using pigskin.
544
00:20:42,933 --> 00:20:44,370
-Like...
-You're not kosher.
545
00:20:44,413 --> 00:20:46,154
Okay.
Text me all the things, okay?
546
00:20:46,197 --> 00:20:47,895
-Color match, color match.
-Okay, but...
547
00:20:47,938 --> 00:20:49,375
-Just text it to me.
-I need...
548
00:20:49,418 --> 00:20:51,159
-I need a picture of your penis.
-Okay.
549
00:20:51,202 --> 00:20:53,596
["It's My House"
by Diana Ross playing]
550
00:20:55,076 --> 00:20:57,513
? There's a welcome mat?
551
00:20:57,557 --> 00:20:58,906
? At the door?
552
00:20:58,949 --> 00:21:00,690
[song continues in distance]
553
00:21:00,734 --> 00:21:02,083
? And if you come on in?
554
00:21:02,126 --> 00:21:05,304
? You're gonna get much more?
555
00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:07,218
? There's my chair?
556
00:21:07,262 --> 00:21:09,264
? I put it there?
557
00:21:09,308 --> 00:21:12,311
? Everything you see?
558
00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:14,661
? Is with love and care?
559
00:21:14,704 --> 00:21:16,315
? It's my house?
560
00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:18,708
? And I live here?
561
00:21:18,752 --> 00:21:20,928
? I wanna tell you,
it's my house?
562
00:21:20,971 --> 00:21:23,757
? And I live here?
563
00:21:24,540 --> 00:21:26,107
? On the table?
564
00:21:27,021 --> 00:21:28,892
? There sits a rose?
565
00:21:28,936 --> 00:21:30,764
? Books of feeling?
566
00:21:30,807 --> 00:21:33,854
? On the shelf above?
567
00:21:33,897 --> 00:21:37,771
? 'Cause it was built
for love...?
568
00:21:38,598 --> 00:21:42,645
? It was built for love...?
569
00:21:44,430 --> 00:21:45,561
? It's my house?
570
00:21:45,605 --> 00:21:47,998
? And I live here...?
571
00:21:49,173 --> 00:21:50,349
Hey, man.
572
00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:52,786
-You good?
-Yo, what you doing here, bro?
573
00:21:52,829 --> 00:21:55,658
-Want to sit down and relax
for a second...
-Sit down and relax, bruh?
574
00:21:55,702 --> 00:21:57,747
I said, what are you doing here?
You speak English?
575
00:21:57,791 --> 00:22:00,054
Yeah. Uh, okay.
576
00:22:00,097 --> 00:22:02,099
-Gata, your mom...
your mom called me.
-[music stops]
577
00:22:02,143 --> 00:22:05,494
And she told me that she thinks
you might be ramping up.
578
00:22:05,538 --> 00:22:07,888
I feel like I've had 45 seconds
of a window into your life...
579
00:22:07,931 --> 00:22:09,846
Bro, I can't use my energy
in a positive way?
580
00:22:09,890 --> 00:22:11,500
I'm shooting a video with Emma.
581
00:22:11,544 --> 00:22:14,677
Emma?
I don't see Emma anywhere.
582
00:22:14,721 --> 00:22:16,418
Bro, she went to go get
a battery.
583
00:22:16,462 --> 00:22:17,985
Stop acting like
a fuckin' dickhead.
584
00:22:18,028 --> 00:22:19,900
I'm not gonna be offended
by that, because I feel like
585
00:22:19,943 --> 00:22:21,684
-this isn't you right now.
-Who the fuck are you,
586
00:22:21,728 --> 00:22:22,772
a life coach?
This is me.
587
00:22:22,816 --> 00:22:23,991
I'm standing right here, bro.
588
00:22:24,034 --> 00:22:25,427
You don't see me?
I'm right here.
589
00:22:25,471 --> 00:22:26,994
Okay, I'm just saying,
like, when you ramp up,
590
00:22:27,037 --> 00:22:28,082
you can get a little mean
and irrational,
591
00:22:28,125 --> 00:22:29,300
do things like buy a car, so...
592
00:22:29,344 --> 00:22:30,432
Mean and irrational?
593
00:22:30,476 --> 00:22:31,912
That sounds like you every day.
594
00:22:31,955 --> 00:22:33,783
I'm not having a manic episode.
595
00:22:33,827 --> 00:22:35,785
You need a polygraph
or something?
596
00:22:35,829 --> 00:22:37,439
Get the fuck out of here.
597
00:22:37,483 --> 00:22:39,093
-So you're not ramping up?
-No!
598
00:22:39,136 --> 00:22:41,487
Great. Okay, so if there's
no fuckin' episode or whatever,
599
00:22:41,530 --> 00:22:44,185
then why don't we talk about
how you're scamming my fans.
600
00:22:44,228 --> 00:22:45,969
Selling wristbands to them
behind my back.
601
00:22:46,013 --> 00:22:48,798
What do you want me to do?
Beg you for more money, bro?
602
00:22:48,842 --> 00:22:50,670
Go back to running off
on the bank scamming
603
00:22:50,713 --> 00:22:53,107
-like I used to, dawg? Come on!
-Honestly, I prefer any of that
604
00:22:53,150 --> 00:22:54,978
to fucking my fans over
using my name.
605
00:22:55,022 --> 00:22:56,240
What do you mean, that's...
606
00:22:56,284 --> 00:22:59,026
that's such a dirtbag move,
Gata.
607
00:22:59,069 --> 00:23:00,723
How often
do you do stuff like that?
608
00:23:00,767 --> 00:23:02,464
'Cause I would personally never
do anything like that to you.
609
00:23:02,508 --> 00:23:04,335
No, because you
ain't never done nothing for me
610
00:23:04,379 --> 00:23:06,686
in the first place-- you ain't
did one thing to put me on.
611
00:23:06,729 --> 00:23:08,383
You don't even treat me
like an equal.
612
00:23:08,427 --> 00:23:09,950
I haven't done anything for you?
613
00:23:09,993 --> 00:23:12,039
What do you... How about giving
you a job? And a salary?
614
00:23:12,082 --> 00:23:13,823
I'm sorry that I treat you
like an employee
615
00:23:13,867 --> 00:23:16,347
every now and then,
when I fucking employ you, Gata.
616
00:23:16,391 --> 00:23:17,914
I don't think I'm the worst boss
in the world, either.
617
00:23:17,958 --> 00:23:19,394
I literally came here
to check on you,
618
00:23:19,438 --> 00:23:20,743
even though you just left
rehearsal out of nowhere.
619
00:23:20,787 --> 00:23:22,397
I'm not even in the show.
620
00:23:22,441 --> 00:23:24,355
You said anybody that
didn't need to be there, leave.
621
00:23:24,399 --> 00:23:26,053
-Obviously, that
doesn't apply to you. Like...
-I do way more
622
00:23:26,096 --> 00:23:27,837
than my fuckin'
job description, bro.
623
00:23:27,881 --> 00:23:29,709
Am I hype man when I'm
driving you around everywhere,
624
00:23:29,752 --> 00:23:31,275
running errands
when it should be Mike?
625
00:23:31,319 --> 00:23:32,755
-But you ruined
that relationship.
-Oh...
626
00:23:32,799 --> 00:23:34,453
Am I a hype man
when I'm saving your ass
627
00:23:34,496 --> 00:23:36,150
-at the motherfuckin'
Breakfast Club?
-Oh, my God,
628
00:23:36,193 --> 00:23:38,065
enough of the overdramatic
"woe is me" bullshit.
629
00:23:38,108 --> 00:23:40,415
You know, Elz made
all the music for this show.
630
00:23:40,459 --> 00:23:42,069
You don't hear him hitting me
and being like,
631
00:23:42,112 --> 00:23:43,679
"I'm not on the stage."
Do you really forget
632
00:23:43,723 --> 00:23:45,202
that I just lent you
eight grand?
633
00:23:45,246 --> 00:23:46,987
And what'd you do,
you went out and bought a BMW?
634
00:23:47,030 --> 00:23:48,902
Do you have any idea how insane
it is that you're driving
635
00:23:48,945 --> 00:23:50,904
-a nicer car than me
at this point?
-How the fuck is that insane?
636
00:23:50,947 --> 00:23:52,514
I can't have nice shit?
You gotta be the one?
637
00:23:52,558 --> 00:23:54,211
It's my fuckin' money, Gata!
638
00:23:54,255 --> 00:23:55,735
No, you're acting like I'm
blowing the money on dumb shit!
639
00:23:55,778 --> 00:23:57,171
I gotta do what I gotta do
to put myself on.
640
00:23:57,214 --> 00:23:58,955
I ain't had no motherfuckin'
bar mitzvah, bro!
641
00:23:58,999 --> 00:24:01,915
I gotta fake it till I make it,
just like everybody else!
642
00:24:01,958 --> 00:24:03,917
You don't have to be like
everybody else.
643
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:05,353
What do you mean?
Hasn't my career
644
00:24:05,396 --> 00:24:06,833
taught you anything
in the regard?
645
00:24:06,876 --> 00:24:08,095
-You don't.
-Bro, that's the reason
646
00:24:08,138 --> 00:24:09,749
why I got the job
in the first place.
647
00:24:09,792 --> 00:24:11,228
Right? 'Cause you thought
I was with YG and them.
648
00:24:11,272 --> 00:24:13,492
I buy a car for a video
and I'm delusional.
649
00:24:13,535 --> 00:24:15,189
But you buy a billboard,
strap yourself to it,
650
00:24:15,232 --> 00:24:17,408
for an album
that nobody give a fuck about,
651
00:24:17,452 --> 00:24:19,106
and Dave's a genius.
652
00:24:19,149 --> 00:24:21,108
Okay. Cool.
I have priorities, Gata--
653
00:24:21,151 --> 00:24:23,110
something that you could
probably use in life, you know?
654
00:24:23,153 --> 00:24:24,546
Your fuckin' mom needs money,
655
00:24:24,590 --> 00:24:25,808
and you're going
and buying a car.
656
00:24:25,852 --> 00:24:27,288
Well, when am I gonna be
a priority, huh?
657
00:24:27,331 --> 00:24:29,029
You prioritize yourself
at every moment, Gata.
658
00:24:29,072 --> 00:24:30,944
What are you talking about?
Your whole schtick is
659
00:24:30,987 --> 00:24:33,120
it's all about the gander
and I'm gonna maximize
660
00:24:33,163 --> 00:24:34,904
every single moment to
clout-chase my way into fame.
661
00:24:34,948 --> 00:24:36,384
You're gonna pull this shit
662
00:24:36,427 --> 00:24:38,125
in the most important week
of my life? Really?
663
00:24:38,168 --> 00:24:40,127
Every week is the most important
week of your life, man.
664
00:24:40,170 --> 00:24:41,868
And you know
what hurts me the most?
665
00:24:41,911 --> 00:24:43,696
Why don't I have a song
with you yet, bro?
666
00:24:43,739 --> 00:24:44,871
How you think
that makes me feel?
667
00:24:44,914 --> 00:24:46,002
All my homeys asking me,
668
00:24:46,046 --> 00:24:47,526
"Why you ain't got a song
with LD?
669
00:24:47,569 --> 00:24:49,440
You jumpin' on stage
with this nigga everywhere."
670
00:24:49,484 --> 00:24:50,964
I don't know. I-I...
671
00:24:51,007 --> 00:24:52,618
Literally, you've never once
approached me for a song.
672
00:24:52,661 --> 00:24:55,011
What I gotta do, beg you
every day to do a song, bro?
673
00:24:55,055 --> 00:24:56,839
Any other friend would've
just did it off the dribble,
674
00:24:56,883 --> 00:24:58,537
-off the strip, bro.
-I don't understand.
675
00:24:58,580 --> 00:25:00,147
Just 'cause we're friends,
I'm supposed to just inherently
676
00:25:00,190 --> 00:25:01,627
make music with you?
Why does that compute?
677
00:25:01,670 --> 00:25:03,150
Do my high school friends
get verses? I don't even...
678
00:25:03,193 --> 00:25:04,804
Bro, fuck your
high school friends.
679
00:25:04,847 --> 00:25:06,240
They're not on stage swagging
out with your white ass, bro.
680
00:25:06,283 --> 00:25:08,242
-You're using me.
-I'm using you?
681
00:25:08,285 --> 00:25:10,026
-Yes. Yes.
-Really, Gata?
682
00:25:10,070 --> 00:25:11,593
You want to know why I don't
make music with you, Gata?
683
00:25:11,637 --> 00:25:13,203
-You really want to know?
-Why?
684
00:25:13,247 --> 00:25:15,031
I don't like it, I think
it's generic, I don't think
685
00:25:15,075 --> 00:25:16,511
you put much effort into it,
and I don't make music that way.
686
00:25:16,555 --> 00:25:17,991
Man, you ain't even listened
to all my shit.
687
00:25:18,034 --> 00:25:19,340
You only listened
to one or two tracks.
688
00:25:19,383 --> 00:25:20,515
And you think that's
supposed to make me sad?
689
00:25:20,559 --> 00:25:21,734
I don't give a fuck.
690
00:25:21,777 --> 00:25:23,387
I make music for me,
myself and I,
691
00:25:23,431 --> 00:25:24,650
-'cause I don't need
nobody's validation...
-Dave!
692
00:25:24,693 --> 00:25:26,521
Would you please be quiet?
693
00:25:26,565 --> 00:25:28,567
BOTH:
Sorry.
694
00:25:29,437 --> 00:25:31,395
You realize how inconsistent
your argument is, though, right?
695
00:25:31,439 --> 00:25:33,702
You don't need validation,
yet you need a fuckin' BMW
696
00:25:33,746 --> 00:25:35,051
to look cooler in a rap video?
697
00:25:35,095 --> 00:25:37,053
Bro, I rap
because I fuckin' love it.
698
00:25:37,097 --> 00:25:38,707
Look. I'm in the closet
every day
699
00:25:38,751 --> 00:25:40,361
making music,
pouring my heart out,
700
00:25:40,404 --> 00:25:41,928
while you in a mansion rapping
about "writer's block,"
701
00:25:41,971 --> 00:25:44,234
ants and...
Man!
702
00:25:48,543 --> 00:25:50,719
?
703
00:25:52,895 --> 00:25:54,680
Gata, can we just please talk?
704
00:25:54,723 --> 00:25:56,725
And you know what breaks
my fuckin' heart?
705
00:25:56,769 --> 00:25:58,379
You can't even be happy
706
00:25:58,422 --> 00:25:59,772
without people telling you
they give a fuck about you.
707
00:25:59,815 --> 00:26:01,730
And I'm the crazy one?
708
00:26:02,601 --> 00:26:03,863
[door closes]
709
00:26:04,690 --> 00:26:05,647
Hey, guys.
710
00:26:05,691 --> 00:26:06,909
-Hi.
-What's up?
711
00:26:06,953 --> 00:26:07,997
Everything okay?
712
00:26:08,041 --> 00:26:09,782
Yeah, we good.
713
00:26:09,825 --> 00:26:11,653
Yeah, so good.
714
00:26:11,697 --> 00:26:13,089
Okay.
715
00:26:13,133 --> 00:26:14,395
Well, I got the batteries,
so we can start...
716
00:26:14,438 --> 00:26:16,136
You know what?
Actually, can we just,
717
00:26:16,179 --> 00:26:17,616
like, finish what we're doing?
We're in the middle
718
00:26:17,659 --> 00:26:19,052
-of something, I just really...
-No, actually,
719
00:26:19,095 --> 00:26:20,662
we're in the middle
of something,
720
00:26:20,706 --> 00:26:22,795
-and I feel like
you're just hijacking it.
-Yeah, bruh.
721
00:26:22,838 --> 00:26:23,883
I know we're not on your set
722
00:26:23,926 --> 00:26:25,536
with all
the catering fancy shit,
723
00:26:25,580 --> 00:26:27,713
but you're on my set right now,
nigga, and you got to go.
724
00:26:27,756 --> 00:26:29,105
Get the fuck out of here.
725
00:26:45,948 --> 00:26:47,341
Guys, it's the VMAs.
We got so much more to come.
726
00:26:47,384 --> 00:26:48,516
I know it's not the Oscars,
727
00:26:48,559 --> 00:26:50,736
but at least they let me host.
728
00:26:50,779 --> 00:26:52,085
Guys, we got Bobby Shmurda,
729
00:26:52,128 --> 00:26:53,739
and Lil Dicky
with a performance
730
00:26:53,782 --> 00:26:56,002
that's coming up next.
It's the VMAs.
731
00:26:59,005 --> 00:27:01,181
[inhales]
732
00:27:01,224 --> 00:27:03,444
[exhales]
733
00:27:03,487 --> 00:27:04,967
[phone chimes]
734
00:27:29,470 --> 00:27:31,690
[inhales]
735
00:27:31,733 --> 00:27:33,169
[exhales]
736
00:27:33,213 --> 00:27:35,084
[knocking]
737
00:27:35,128 --> 00:27:36,433
You got to get him,
like, three minutes
738
00:27:36,477 --> 00:27:37,870
-before you actually need him,
-Right.
739
00:27:37,913 --> 00:27:39,045
-'cause he's a sloth.
-Yeah, yeah.
740
00:27:39,088 --> 00:27:40,350
-The dude is so lazy.
-Okay.
741
00:27:40,394 --> 00:27:41,743
And, um,
about the conversation we had.
742
00:27:41,787 --> 00:27:44,833
The touring. Let... let's
keep it between us.
743
00:27:44,877 --> 00:27:46,487
-I haven't told him yet.
-Oh, my God,
744
00:27:46,530 --> 00:27:48,271
I can't believe
you're gonna miss it.
745
00:27:48,315 --> 00:27:50,360
Who doesn't want to go out
on tour with their best friends?
746
00:27:50,404 --> 00:27:51,884
Yeah.
Well, you know,
747
00:27:51,927 --> 00:27:56,062
you kind of got to keep clients
and friends... separate.
748
00:27:56,105 --> 00:27:57,411
-Yeah, I got it.
-To be honest.
749
00:27:57,454 --> 00:27:58,760
-Hey, hey.
-All right, we'll catch up.
750
00:27:58,804 --> 00:28:00,240
-Hey, kill it. Kill it, Dave.
-Good idea.
751
00:28:00,283 --> 00:28:01,937
-Baby boy.
-Mm.
752
00:28:01,981 --> 00:28:04,766
You ready to sodomize the world
with that brand-new dick?
753
00:28:04,810 --> 00:28:06,420
Is that ass-fuck?
754
00:28:06,463 --> 00:28:08,291
It's the professional way
of saying it, yeah.
755
00:28:08,335 --> 00:28:11,425
-Yeah. I'm ready.
-Yeah? Okay, good. Let's go.
756
00:28:14,950 --> 00:28:17,431
MAN:
I think you're
really gonna like this recipe.
757
00:28:17,474 --> 00:28:19,607
-Oh?
-Yeah. It was my grandmother's.
758
00:28:19,650 --> 00:28:21,783
-Oh, wow.
-I didn't really like
my grandmother,
759
00:28:21,827 --> 00:28:25,004
-but I really loved
her popcorn recipe.
-[laughs]: Okay.
760
00:28:25,047 --> 00:28:27,789
-Well, thank you.
-Just call me Orville.
761
00:28:27,833 --> 00:28:29,138
Orville?
762
00:28:29,182 --> 00:28:31,271
Uh, Reddenbacher.
He's, like, the popcorn guy.
763
00:28:31,314 --> 00:28:33,447
Okay, Orville, I'm sorry again.
764
00:28:33,490 --> 00:28:37,799
-It's just weirder if I don't,
and then it'll be over, and...
-No. No, it's fine.
765
00:28:37,843 --> 00:28:39,801
I'm totally fine.
It's just your ex-flame on TV
766
00:28:39,845 --> 00:28:42,456
being super cool and rapping--
I'm fine with it.
767
00:28:42,499 --> 00:28:44,588
"Ex-flame"?
768
00:28:44,632 --> 00:28:46,895
I don't know why I said that.
I meant to say "ex-boyfriend,"
769
00:28:46,939 --> 00:28:48,636
-but I think I'm just nervous.
-Then you were like,
770
00:28:48,679 --> 00:28:50,681
"I'm gonna do it weird instead."
[laughs]
771
00:28:54,860 --> 00:28:56,600
-Yo.
-Yo, what's good?
772
00:28:56,644 --> 00:28:59,038
-[long exhale]
-MIKE: Okay.
773
00:28:59,081 --> 00:29:02,215
-I spoke to the doctor.
He's all good.
-[quietly]: Okay, yeah.
774
00:29:02,258 --> 00:29:03,825
Hey, and if you want
to call an audible,
775
00:29:03,869 --> 00:29:06,697
you know, just "Omaha"
that thing like Payton.
776
00:29:06,741 --> 00:29:07,916
We'll be fine.
777
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:09,439
Yeah. I know.
778
00:29:09,483 --> 00:29:12,747
I, uh... No, I just got
to do it, though, so...
779
00:29:12,791 --> 00:29:14,009
[quietly]:
Yeah.
780
00:29:14,053 --> 00:29:16,490
Have you guys talked to Gata?
781
00:29:16,533 --> 00:29:18,622
-Like, how is he?
-I talked to Gata.
782
00:29:18,666 --> 00:29:20,450
He's fine. Just...
783
00:29:20,494 --> 00:29:22,278
Worry about you, Dave, okay?
784
00:29:23,062 --> 00:29:24,672
I know that I'm so bad
785
00:29:24,715 --> 00:29:26,848
at showing my appreciation
in general,
786
00:29:26,892 --> 00:29:28,545
but, like, probably especially
to both of you,
787
00:29:28,589 --> 00:29:30,243
and I just want you
to know that...
788
00:29:30,286 --> 00:29:32,506
you guys have made my dreams
come true.
789
00:29:32,549 --> 00:29:34,638
I am so thankful for everything
that you do for me
790
00:29:34,682 --> 00:29:36,336
and just everything
that you guys are
791
00:29:36,379 --> 00:29:38,425
as people.
You're fuckin' amazing.
792
00:29:38,468 --> 00:29:40,514
Just keep paying me
to be your friend,
793
00:29:40,557 --> 00:29:42,777
-and I'll be there.
-Okay.
794
00:29:43,778 --> 00:29:44,910
Love you, man.
795
00:29:44,953 --> 00:29:45,954
Thank you
for always being there.
796
00:29:45,998 --> 00:29:47,826
I love you, too.
797
00:29:49,218 --> 00:29:51,742
-All right, be careful, Dave.
-I got it.
798
00:29:54,571 --> 00:29:56,008
What?
799
00:29:56,051 --> 00:29:58,314
-Are you teary? You're teary.
-[stammers] I'm fine.
800
00:29:58,358 --> 00:30:02,666
? Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh...?
801
00:30:04,755 --> 00:30:07,846
?
802
00:30:09,543 --> 00:30:12,546
? Didn't I treat you
right, now??
803
00:30:12,589 --> 00:30:15,288
? Didn't I??
804
00:30:15,331 --> 00:30:17,551
? Didn't I do
the best I could??
805
00:30:17,594 --> 00:30:20,946
? Didn't I??
806
00:30:20,989 --> 00:30:23,687
? Didn't I give you
everything??
807
00:30:23,731 --> 00:30:25,864
-? Didn't I??
-Hey, everybody.
808
00:30:25,907 --> 00:30:27,604
My name is Lil Nas X.
809
00:30:27,648 --> 00:30:30,216
-[applause, cheering]
-You know it. Yeah.
810
00:30:30,259 --> 00:30:32,914
And I have
the biggest song ever.
811
00:30:32,958 --> 00:30:35,047
Who's ready
to have some fun tonight?
812
00:30:35,090 --> 00:30:37,223
[cheering, applause]
813
00:30:37,266 --> 00:30:39,921
Anyways,
this next performer's name
814
00:30:39,965 --> 00:30:41,662
autocorrects to:
815
00:30:41,705 --> 00:30:43,055
LOL Dinky.
816
00:30:43,098 --> 00:30:45,231
-Ha!
-[laughter]
817
00:30:45,274 --> 00:30:47,494
Give it up for Lil Dicky.
818
00:30:48,277 --> 00:30:50,758
[applause]
819
00:30:50,801 --> 00:30:53,456
?
820
00:30:55,110 --> 00:30:58,113
? Didn't I treat you
right, now??
821
00:30:58,157 --> 00:30:59,462
? Didn't I??
822
00:30:59,506 --> 00:31:03,031
-[applause]
-[music intro playing]
823
00:31:03,075 --> 00:31:05,294
?
824
00:31:08,907 --> 00:31:11,779
? Ooh...?
825
00:31:11,822 --> 00:31:14,869
?
826
00:31:21,093 --> 00:31:24,444
? They tried to tell me
I was going cray?
827
00:31:24,487 --> 00:31:26,968
? I been broke
but had no breaks?
828
00:31:27,012 --> 00:31:29,449
? They hear my dreams,
they're like, "No way"?
829
00:31:29,492 --> 00:31:32,495
-[shrieking, giggling]
-? I don't change,
even when I'm in my own way?
830
00:31:32,539 --> 00:31:35,237
-? You good, bro?
-? I don't treat
my friends right?
831
00:31:35,281 --> 00:31:37,979
-? Fuck it if I'm wrong
if my pen write?
-? You good, bro?
832
00:31:38,023 --> 00:31:40,982
? Always looking for a angle
till I'm square, though?
833
00:31:41,026 --> 00:31:43,028
? I'm not always right
over here, bro?
834
00:31:43,071 --> 00:31:44,551
? You good, bro?
835
00:31:44,594 --> 00:31:47,336
? We do the worst
to become first?
836
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:50,600
? You know the deal, baby,
love hurts?
837
00:31:50,644 --> 00:31:53,081
? Just keep it real with me,
no turf?
838
00:31:53,125 --> 00:31:56,302
? All good, homey,
what the fuck are friends for?
839
00:31:56,345 --> 00:31:59,783
? Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!?
840
00:31:59,827 --> 00:32:02,569
Hands up! I need
everybody in this bitch
841
00:32:02,612 --> 00:32:04,092
to put their
motherfucking hands up!
842
00:32:04,136 --> 00:32:06,312
-Right now!
-? Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!?
843
00:32:06,355 --> 00:32:07,835
? Hey! Hey! Hey!?
844
00:32:07,878 --> 00:32:09,010
? We good?
845
00:32:09,054 --> 00:32:11,491
? So good that it hurts so bad?
846
00:32:11,534 --> 00:32:14,015
? I'm sorry
if it's making you mad?
847
00:32:14,059 --> 00:32:17,279
-? Hey! Hey! Hey!?
-? You really are?
848
00:32:17,323 --> 00:32:20,065
? We're playing hard, ain't
no doubt about it, we good?
849
00:32:20,108 --> 00:32:21,849
-? Now it's time to riff?
-? Hey!?
850
00:32:21,892 --> 00:32:23,677
? Looking like a motherfucker?
851
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:25,331
-? Can't tell me shit?
-? Hey!?
852
00:32:25,374 --> 00:32:26,985
? Looking like
I'm 'bout to live my dream?
853
00:32:27,028 --> 00:32:28,769
-? Fuckin' here?
-? Hey!?
854
00:32:28,812 --> 00:32:30,640
? I'm-a pack
that motherfuckin' video?
855
00:32:30,684 --> 00:32:32,033
? With my motherfuckin'
friends, 'cause ?
856
00:32:32,077 --> 00:32:33,513
-? We good?
-? Hey!?
857
00:32:33,556 --> 00:32:35,645
? So good that it hurts so bad?
858
00:32:35,689 --> 00:32:37,996
? I'm sorry
if it's making you mad?
859
00:32:38,039 --> 00:32:39,519
? Hey! Hey! Hey!?
860
00:32:39,562 --> 00:32:41,390
-? You really are?
-? Hey!?
861
00:32:41,434 --> 00:32:43,566
? We're playing hard, ain't
no doubt about it, we good?
862
00:32:43,610 --> 00:32:46,656
-? Hey!?
-? So good
that it hurts so bad?
863
00:32:46,700 --> 00:32:50,269
-? Hey!?
-? I'm sorry
if it's making you mad?
864
00:32:50,312 --> 00:32:52,314
? Hey! You really are?
865
00:32:52,358 --> 00:32:55,883
? We're playing hard, ain't
no doubt about it, we...?
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