All language subtitles for Cartoon Hell s02e04 The Punish-Her

♪ Caldwell and Nathan are two cartoonist ♪

♪ They love to draw but
they're not too smart ♪

♪ So they sold their
souls to the TV devil ♪

♪ For a cartoon show
that features their art ♪

♪ They all shook hands and drank a toast ♪

♪ Neither could believe
their new-found luck ♪

♪ But then on the way to the studio ♪

♪ They were both laid
out by a hotdog truck ♪

♪ Now in a somewhat ironic twist ♪

♪ They're in hell forever
and hey, get this ♪

♪ They gotta make a show that
they think is gonna sell ♪

♪ If they ever wanna get
out of Cartoon Hell ♪

- Nathan, today is the day.

- Oh boy.

- Yeah, you see that window?
- Yeah.

- The one window we got?

Well guess what?

I'm gonna jump out that window.

- Mm-hmm.
- I wanna bounce

onto the awning below.
- Yes.

- Use that to propel me
across the pit of sorrow.

I'm gonna bounce off of those
three floating demon's heads

and then I'm gonna do
a 1080 Twisty McDaniels

Pop Shove-It, Old Timey Lemonade Twist.

- No way.

- Right into the pit of
never-ending torment.

(gasping)

That's right.

Nobody's done it before, I'm
gonna need you to film it.

Can you do that for me?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay.

I've got, I don't have a camera.

- Okay, well just think about it

and remember it real good, okay?

- I'll just do a real good remember.

- Alright, here I go.

Oh, my feet are glued to the floor.

- Huh.
(groaning)

- Oh.
- Oh.

- Are you guys expending
effort over there?

- We were thinking about it.

- Yeah.
- I mean,

first of all Caldwell, you were gonna pull

that off without using your
signature goofy foot style?

- Oh, you're right.

- That's lame as hell, bro.

So, but we've been making
a big deal about the boners

and the violence.

You know, you guys forget
about the simple sins in life.

So this week, we're just
gonna be lazy slothful,

just very low effort.

- Okay.
- You forget about that one.

- Yeah.
- You're all hung up

on wrath and boners.
(laughter)

We got our laziest demon to
give a suggestion this week.

This is from FATDOG58.

I don't really have a suggestion,

just hit me with whatever you got.

- Ooh.
- Ooh.

- That's incredibly open-ended.

- Oh no, has the torture already started?

That's so vague, I feel so much pressure.

- Wow.
- [Caldwell] I guess

we'll get started here.
- [Nathan] Yeah.

Well, Caldwell, I feel like this is a test

because nothing in hell
is ever as it seems.

- [Caldwell] Yeah.
- [Nathan] You know,

it's hit me with whatever you've got,

but obviously like,
it's gotta be something

that would appeal to demons.

Like maybe this is really our
shot to see if we can make

a show that the demons of
hell will really enjoy.

- [Caldwell] So you think we wanna try

and capture the demon demo this time?

- [Nathan] We wanna demon
demo it up, for sure.

- I like that.

Are you suggesting a show about demons?

- I don't know, maybe just
like something hyper-violent.

- Oh!

- And just like, badass.

- [Caldwell] Yeah, a lot
of people putting thumbs

into other people's eyes.

- [Nathan] Yeah!

Yeah, thumbs in eyes.
- Mm-hmm.

- [Nathan] Just like revenge

and uh--
- Yeah.

- [Nathan] And torment.

A dark anti-hero that like,

you can really love to hate, hate to love.

- [Caldwell] But like
some sort of Deadpool

but also all the other ones.

- [Nathan] Yeah.
- [Caldwell] Basically like

the torture parts from DareDevil,

but without any of the actual plot.

- Mm-hmm.
- Okay, okay.

I like this little sword though.

- [Nathan] Yeah, I like a fat sword.

(laughs)

- [Caldwell] I like the girth.

- I wanted a thick hero.

- You don't get many of those.
- Yeah.

- You don't get many heroes that have it

and are ready to show it, and I like that.

This hero is a bit of a treat.

(laughs)

- [Nathan] I wanted it
to be a treat to look at.

- [Caldwell] Is this
some sort of undergarment

or like a COD piece?

- [Nathan] I was thinking yeah,
maybe just a big old armor.

- [Caldwell] Yeah, it's hard
to tell if it's a COD piece

or if it's one of those
metal bowls you pee in

when you're in the hospital.

- [Nathan] Um, alright, well.
(laughter)

- [Madagar] Either way,
no ones stabbing this

dude in the dick any time soon.

- [Caldwell] No, no, no. (laughs)

They've got stainless steel protection.

- [Nathan] Well actually, I
was thinking this was a lady.

- [Caldwell] Oh okay.

- [Madagar] No one's stabbing this lady

in the dick any time soon.
(laughter)

- [Caldwell] I do like
this kind of heavy metal,

barbarian warrior vibe
you've got going on here.

- [Nathan] You know, we
haven't done any shows

that just glorify demons.

- [Caldwell] Yeah, it's
kind of like some sort

of weird French '70s,
hyper violent cartoon

that just only exists as one VHS tape

behind the blockbuster.

Do you have a name for this character?

- [Nathan] We wanna make it
very clear that it is a demon.

- [Caldwell] Yeah.

- [Nathan] So maybe like, Deemy?

- [Caldwell] Okay.

- [Madagar] That's a lot
of vowels for a demon name,

just saying.

- [Caldwell] Do you have
any demon name ideas?

You're an expert on the subject.

- There's Korkel, Furnderhart,
Stephanie with a y.

- Oh, I like Stephanie with a y.

- But like it's just the y.

That's the only vowel.

- Okay, so it's Styphyny.

(laughs)
- [Madagar] Yeah.

- What about Deathany?

- Deathany!

This is Deathany.

- [Caldwell] Okay, so we are getting a

Punisher vibe here.
- [Nathan] Yeah.

- [Caldwell] Another name
would have been Punish-her,

if we wanted to be a little clever.

- [Nathan] Well maybe that's the show.

- [Caldwell] Okay, alright.

What do we expect that Deathany is up to?

- [Nathan] Okay, well I think obviously,

she's out for revenge.
- [Caldwell] Gotta be.

- [Madagar] Obviously.

- Somebody killed her something.

(laughter)

- Brother?

Sister?

- Oh, but get this.

She's also got amnesia,
so she doesn't know,

she just knows that
somebody killed something.

- [Nathan] She knows
that she wants revenge,

but she doesn't know exactly what for.

- [Madagar] This backstory
is getting darker

and edgier by the second, and I love it.

I'm gonna need one more,

just a light kiss of tradgedy.

- [Caldwell] One last element of tragedy.

Okay, Deathany came home from
her job at the post office

and found her brother, and
or cousin, and or husband

trapped inside the washing machine.

- [Nathan] (laughs) Oh, no!

- [Caldwell] Just shoved up in there.

- [Madagar] Ah, the old cousin

in the washing machine trope, I love it!

- [Caldwell] It's a little trope-ey,

but I think it's got some play still.

Yeah and they were just so clean.

So, she suspects that maybe the villain

is some sort of neat freak.

That would actually be a
good villain name, shit.

So, is this our Todd
McFarlane kind of go at it?

- Yeah.

- To do maximum edgy, you
gotta throw in that Spider-Man

but fucked up mask.
- [Nathan] Okay.

- [Caldwell] Yeah, make sure
it's got somehow eyeshadow.

Oh, there you go, you got it.

Now, does Deathany have a cool
cape that's also sentient?

Or maybe like, what
would the equivalent be

for this character design?

- [Nathan] Scarf?

- [Caldwell] Scarf is good,
I was also gonna suggest,

it's a sentient pashmina.

- (laughs) A sentient afghan?

- (laughs) This is the devil's afghan.

- [Madagar] So for
scenes where Deathany is

on a rooftop, glaring
at the dark city below,

the pashmina whispers
fucked up things in her ear.

Like, it's kind of chilly out.

(laughs)

Did you pack soup?

(laughs)

- [Caldwell] It's finally latte season,

blood latte season.

- [Nathan] Oh nice, write
that down, I don't have arms.

- [Caldwell] Oh, this is
more of an ascot (laughs).

It's even better.
- [Nathan] It's like,

guess I don't know what a pashmina is.

(laughs)

- [Caldwell] It's like a big bolt of silk,

I think.
- [Nathan] Alright.

- [Caldwell] But I like
what you've got right there.

- [Madagar] Do you guys
remember when the wrestler,

The Ultimate Warrior, had his
own edgy comic book series,

and his decorative arm
tassels were sentient,

and whispered dark shit to him?

Because that actually
happened, you can find it

and it is intoxicatingly dumb.

- [Caldwell] Nathan, we gotta
brainstorm some cool torture

and badass things for Deathany to do

when she's interrogating her foes.

- Okay, oh, you know what she does?

Is she makes them think that
she didn't read their email,

(laughs)
but she did read their email.

- Oh shit!

And they're like, but I
turned on read receipts!

And she's like, did you?

That's pretty good.
- [Nathan] Thank you.

- [Caldwell] I was just gonna suggest

taking their toes off with a bolt cutter.

But yours is better.

- [Nathan] Oh, I think that's the same,

like at the same time that's happening.

- [Caldwell] Okay, I gotcha, I gotcha.

Or she would go to the trouble

of putting together an entire wedding

and then not inviting that person.

- [Nathan] Oh, like she asks
them to help plan it though.

(laughter)

- [Caldwell] And I like that
because while she's doing that,

she's also pulling their colon
out through their butt hole.

- [Madagar] Nathan, this
is a solid edgy character,

but I can still see those feet.

Could you obscure those with a rock

or some scattered dust, or mist?

- Or maybe just a corpse?

- Okay, yeah.

So this is a corpse of one of her foes.

- [Caldwell] It seems like perhaps

she's a bounty hunter of hell.

Now, I wanna know more
about Wormbow down here.

(laughter)

What did Wormbow do?

Definitely some dark shit, right?

Even by Hell's standards,
Wormbow is up to some stuff.

- [Nathan] Wormbow was
up to some stuff, yeah.

- [Madagar] Can we change
the entire direction

of this project to just the show

'Wormbow was up to some stuff'.

(laughter)

- [Nathan] Okay, so
this was her first kill.

But again, she's got amnesia, so she needs

to find out what stuff Wormbow was up to.

- [Caldwell] Yeah!

Wormbow, the scuttle butt around hell is

you're up to some bad shit.

Do you know who killed my family?

(laughter)
Or perhaps my husband?

- And then Wormbows like, (gargling).

- [Caldwell] Could even be my dog?

Is this a John Wick situation, Wormbow?

- [Nathan] Oh, it's definitely her dog.

- [Madagar] No, no, no,
don't commit Deathany.

- [Caldwell] No, that's like
the overarching mystery.

You'll get slow glimpses
of the crime scene.

You'll see a dogs leash
with blood coming out

of the bathroom, but you won't
see what's in the bathroom.

But then you'll also see an aquarium

that's been turned over and
it's like maybe somebody

just killed all of Deathany's fish,

which is still pretty bad.

I don't know if it would
evoke this much rage,

but like maybe she loved
those fish, who knows.

- [Madagar] Oh, that's
good 'cause then you get

to do that fun thing where
it's like a criminals like

forget it, Deathany, you're
barking up the wrong tree.

And then she goes all like woobly woobly.

It's like, barking, barking, barking.

(laughter)

- [Caldwell] It cuts
to her at the pet store

and she hears barking, and she's like,

no I don't like dogs,
I'll buy a fish instead.

- [Madagar] Nathan, you've
done a masterful job

on this meson scene, but you're
gonna have to tag it off.

- Caldwell, you gotta get in
here and help flesh this out.

- [Caldwell] Nathan, this is
such a good looking drawing.

- [Nathan] Thank you.

- [Caldwell] I think that
kind of when I default

to whatever I got, it is just
kind of big, kind of casual,

doodles of heads.
- [Nathan] Yeah.

- [Caldwell] But I do think,
what I want to do here,

is I want to invent a
villain for Deathany.

And I think that maybe what's revealed is

that Deathany thinks she has amnesia

but amnesia is actually a character.

- [Nathan] Oh, so she
doesn't have amnesia.

She has to go find Amnesia.
- [Caldwell] Yeah.

So I think that Amnesia is gonna be kind

of like a, you know that whole kind of,

sub genre of comic book
character that's just a big baby

with a man's head?
- [Nathan] Yeah.

- [Madagar] You're
thinking of the entirety

of Jack Kirby's creative output.

- [Caldwell] Exactly.

I'm gonna Kirby this up I
think, is what I'm going for.

Kind of like a Watcher type.

- [Nathan] Oh, look at this.

- [Caldwell] And he's
like, oh, you better not!

(laughter)

- [Nathan] Oh no, you're
gonna forget my face!

(laughter)

- [Caldwell] That's
what he's saying, yeah.

'Cause he's the forget master.

- [Nathan] Amnesia the Forget Master.

- [Caldwell] He's forcing
Deathany to do his bidding

by making her forget stuff.
- [Nathan] Yeah.

- [Caldwell] Now, the real
reason I wanted to do this

is 'cause I've been kind
of just wanting an excuse

to draw some real bat shit
Mobius, mechanical machines.

- [Nathan] Good, good, good.

- [Caldwell] I'm just
gonna draw a cool chair

that's just got all sorts
of fun geometrical shapes.

Looks like a bunch of shampoo
bottles stuck together

but with all sorts of knobs and whistles.

- [Madagar] But with
that sensual french edge

that we all come to Mobius drawings for.

- [Caldwell] Dog, I'm
getting full on Jodorowsky

over here, so just buckle the fuck in!

- Oh god, hold on, I
actually have my belt.

(laughter)

I repeat, he's going full Jodorowsky!

This is not a drill!

(laughter)

- [Caldwell] Alright, so if
we're going full Jodorowsky,

number one we're gonna need
like, this ear has gotta go.

It's gotta be some sort of
like telecom, cyborg device.

- [Nathan] Oh definitely.

That's how they beam the forgets.

- [Caldwell] Exactly.

I think he's also gonna
need some sort of pet.

- [Nathan] Okay, something
to stroke maniacally.

Maybe Wormbow was one of his pets.

- [Caldwell] Oh no!

But he kind of like got
bored of taking care of it.

Also, this head has gotta
be way bigger, you know?

- [Nathan] Yeah, I think
the brow specifically,

that fore portion.

- [Caldwell] And I think that the head

is also maybe other heads?

- [Nathan] Yeah, maybe some ridges?

Yeah, some lumps and
ridges on there, please.

- [Caldwell] But these are
all kind of false heads

that are like, we say
things, we represent the

four states of human minds!

- Oh yeah, there's memory, forgetting, uh.

I know that, it's on the tip of my tongue

and of course, ah fuck,
I'm just gonna Google it.

(laughs)

- [Caldwell] Hold on, I'll just
put like a G shoved in here.

- It's just one of them on their phone.

- Yeah, I like the phone.

He's just like, I'm just gonna Google it.

- And tip of my tongue.

- Oh, tip of my tongue, there we go.

Hold on, yeah, let me draw that guy.

(laughs)

- [Nathan] Yeah, get that tongue in there.

(laughter)

- [Caldwell] Great, now let's continue on.

So let's talk more about Amnesia.

- Okay.
- 'Cause I guess

they're also in hell.
- [Nathan] Right.

But do you find out that
hell is just the name

of a planet in the
federation of star joints?

- [Nathan] Oh that's a fun
season one finale twist.

- [Caldwell] It's like, oh
hell was space all along.

- Hell was space.
(laughter)

Wait, Caldwell, what if we're in space?

- What?
- You are absolutely not.

You are on the metaphysical plane

of infinite torture and
pain beyond the limits

of the physical world you once knew,

although spiritually tied to
the souls of planet earth.

- That's exactly what
someone who didn't want us

to think we were in space would say.

(alien music)

- (laughs) Madagar, we're in space.

Why didn't you tell us? (laughs)

- [Madagar] Those are
some real good neck flaps.

- [Nathan] Yeah.
- [Caldwell] Oh thank you,

thank you, I wanted to make him
look a little more withered.

- [Nathan] Right, as the
forehead gets bigger,

the chin needs to get smaller.

- [Caldwell] Now he does
have normal sized legs.

- [Nathan] Okay, so they're
just right up, yeah.

- [Caldwell] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I feel like normally you see these

super geniuses in wheel chairs

and they just have shriveled bodies.

But no, he's just got like
little arms and normal legs,

I think that's fun.

- [Nathan] He really
wants his legs to sort

of wither away, which is
why he's always sitting,

but he's got restless leg syndrome.

So, they're always moving
and exercising on their own.

- [Caldwell] (laughs) 100% that.

He's got like a triangle down here.

- [Nathan] Yeah, get all the shapes.

- Gotta be, gotta be shapes,

lets get some like cubes over here.

Oh boy, any shapes?

I'm taking requests at this point.

- Can we get some cylinders?

- Oh, more cylinders?

- Yeah, some tubies.

Just some tubes going from one part

of the chair to another part of the chair.

- Absolutely.

So then kind of like that?
- [Nathan] Yeah.

- Yes, oh boy.

Oh, I love shapes!

Fucking love shapes!

Alright, we should talk
about what else we want

for this show.

Do we have a name for it, by the way?

- [Nathan] It was Punish Her.

- [Caldwell] Punish Her, yeah.

And that's the reveal, is that you think

that she's the Punish Her,

but it seems like she was
being punished for something.

- Yeah.
- Maybe she was

just a real asshole, I dunno.

It's like The Good Place, but like,

they just go to hell and it's fine.

- [Nathan] I think this
is a good show for demons.

- [Caldwell] Yeah, oh,
should this guy have horns?

Oh he should have cyber horns.
- [Nathan] Okay.

- [Caldwell] Excuse me, oh my god,

I almost forgot his cyber horns.

- [Madagar] Oh yeah, some just
like, loose circuitry traces.

That's always on a
bullshit villain machine.

- [Caldwell] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, it's just dangling
here, it's like dude,

you gotta transform, or
just dangling down there.

- [Nathan] It's like that's
my dangle transformer.

It's for the dangling part.

- [Caldwell] That's an
exposed wire, my man!

What are you doing?

- [Nathan] It's how he
does his electric attacks.

- [Caldwell] I do want to give
this thing dramatic shading,

but I understand that we
probably need to move on.

- Probably.
- Nathan, what are we thinking

for the final piece of this?

- [Nathan] We've got sort of an anti-hero,

we've got a big bad.

- [Caldwell] We need a Wormbow two.

- [Nathan] Yeah, there's the big bad,

but I think there needs to be
a rotating cast of villains.

And so this is maybe a villain that

becomes an ally later on.

- [Caldwell] Oh yeah,
this guy's definitely

got ally material all over
him, just look at him.

I forgot to make his mouth wet.

(laughing)

- [Nathan] I was gonna say, Caldwell.

That mouths looking
awfully dry for a villain.

- [Caldwell] Again, we've got like a

Todd McFarlane pastiche going on here.

We gotta have a wet mouth.

(slurping)
- Deathany.

- Oh yeah.
- Caldwell shut up.

Nathan's doing his wet mouth thing, go on!

(slurping)
- Deathany

- Wetter, louder!

- I'm going to make you forget.

- Yes!

- It's so good!

- [Nathan] He's just always drinking milk.

He's just got constant milk voice.

- [Caldwell] Hold on, I
gotta draw his milk tube.

Oh no, I didn't leave
room for his milk tube!

- [Madagar] There's no room for milk tube.

- [Caldwell] You're
right, I gotta finish up.

- [Nathan] Just one of those
tubes is the milk tube.

- Absolutely.

I'm gonna draw Wormbow
two, who is clearly trying

to avenge their brother,
and or sister, Wormbow.

Or maybe probably this
is the spawn of Wormbow.

- Yeah.
- Like you leave the corpse

of Wormbow and then
'cause Wormbow is a worm,

they regenerate.

- [Nathan] Yeah, maybe Wormbow
is just a recurring character

that always gets killed
and then comes back later.

- [Caldwell] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So I'm gonna draw like the rough shape

of Wormbow, kind of like
emerging from the corpse here.

- Yeah.
- You wanna flesh

in the Wormbow?

- [Nathan] I would love to flesh in

the Wormbow, maybe if you could give me

just like sort of one feature.
- [Caldwell] Okay.

- [Nathan] One detail on this Wormbow.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely.

One feature.

Torso.
- Oh, torso face.

- [Caldwell] Yeah, yeah, how about that?

- [Nathan] Love a torso face.

- [Caldwell] We are still in hell, Nathan.

So that's kind of what I'm thinking.

- [Nathan] Yeah, we want
this show to be sexy.

- [Caldwell] Sexy and weird, I think too.

- [Nathan] Okay, I can run with this.

- I'm ready to turn this
over to you, if you are.

- Okay, I think all abs.

I think more abs.

- [Caldwell] Uh huh, how does this work?

Is it the anger of revenge
that is powering Wormbow

into this new form?

Or did a body builder stop by
and poke at this dead corpse,

and then they got sucked into Wormbow?

- [Nathan] Oh I like that a lot.

- [Caldwell] Okay.

Now Nathan.
- [Nathan] Yeah?

- The one thing I feel
like we are missing here.

We don't have any clowns.
- Yeah.

Maybe Wormbow two is also a clown.

- [Caldwell] I like that,
that makes sense to me.

- [Madagar] I've always loved the spooky,

scary, violent clown trope,

but it's like the ultimate
dumb guy maneuver.

To be like, yo, what if the fool you all

considered dumb was super
fucked up and jacked?

- [Caldwell] (laughs)
There's a cut scene from

the first Batman movie
where Jack Nicholson

takes off his shirt and he's just got

ripped pearly white abs.

Why are there no jacked clowns?

Madagar, I'd like to change my drawing.

I want a do over, I wanna
draw jacked Ronald McDonald.

Can I do that instead please?

- [Madagar] For legal and moral reasons,

I'm just gonna put the kibosh in that.

- [Caldwell] Alright, I'll hold
onto that for another time.

Is Wormbow betraying them?

- [Nathan] Yeah, Wormbow's
in it for himself.

- [Caldwell] Oh shit.

Amnesia's like, Wormbow, no!

- [Nathan] And Wormbows
like, I don't even remember

who you are.

- [Caldwell] Ah, my powers are backfiring!

- [Madagar] I'm sorry,
what was Wormbows accent?

- I don't even remember

who you are!
(laughter)

I'm Wormbow, boop boop a doop.

- [Caldwell] Oobaladoop!

Ah, Wormbow two.

- [Nathan] I think we're pretty good.

I think this is a very
good thing that we've made.

- [Caldwell] I think the demons
are really gonna love it,

it's got everything they like.

- [Nathan] Yeah, I hope
it's not too pander-ey.

- [Caldwell] Now, there's a chance that

the anti-hero might become a normal hero

and I think that's gonna lose us points.

So we need to make sure that
at least once an episode,

Deathany does do something just dastardly

and irreprehensible.

- Oh, oh, can she say fuck?

- Oh absolutely.

- Deathany says fuck.

- [Madagar] Yes!

- [Caldwell] Hold on, I
think that maybe, we'll do a

different opening every time and it will

end with her saying fuck
to a different child.

What's even better, is when they say fuck

directed at a person of authority.

- Yeah!
- If it was like,

fuck the comptrollers.

All comptrollers.

- [Madagar] In this
scenario, the government

is after Deathany for some
kind of budgetary reason?

- [Caldwell] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Madagar, what's the status
of the Crimson Flame?

- [Madagar] Oh it is alit, my friend.

- [Caldwell] Oh yeah?

- [Nathan] We summoning Cartoon-o-tron?

- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Brussles, kale, nappa, bok
choy, arise Cartoon-o-tron!

And give us your animated splendor.

- Honk, honk, I am a clown today.

- Ah!

- Do you like my big squishy red nose?

- Oh.
- Touch my nose, Nathan.

- No, I don't wanna.
- Touch my nose.

- Okay.

- If you don't touch my nose,

I will put a rubber chicken
inside your stomach.

- Okay, okay--
- Wait, wait, wait.

Can you make a balloon into
kind of just a shitty shape

and claim it's an animal of some kind?

- Of course, let me
poop one out real quick.

Huh, huh, huh, huh.

- Oh wow, it's like a
giraffe if you were an idiot.

(laughter)
- And I am one.

- That was my intention.

It was not supposed to be
a sword, definitely not.

Anyway, did you have a
cartoon or something for me?

- Yes, Cartoon-o-tron, here's a drawing.

Please do your best with this.

- Put it in my painted mouth.

- [Nathan] There it goes.

- Honk, honk, let's do this.

(metal music)

- I'm shutting the circus the fuck down.

(mumbling)

- Feels like I've been
murdering these freaks

for as long as I can remember.

But I don't know why.

Memory can be a real fucking shit bag.

- Mmm, well done, Deathany.

Your body is strong, but
your mind is still weak.

- Who the shit are you, fuck ass?

- I am Amnesia, the Forget Master!

Also the architect of the mental prison

in which you currently find yourself.

- Ain't that just an ass in my shit.

Also, who the crap are you?

- I'm Amnesia, the Forget Master.

- Shut the cock up and tell
me who the fuck you are.

- Okay, you know what,
I see what's going on.

I don't really have a way
to turn my powers off.

- That'll teach you to be
a shittin' crap and sucks.

Fuck.

Why do these worms have abs?

- Wow, so that was the
grim, dark, ultra violent

fantasy world of The Punish Her.

Managar, what do we think?

- Well, it was kind of amazing.

The challenge was to just, you know,

whatever you guys got and it turns out

what you guys got was half remembered

comic book tropes from
when you guys were 14.

So, neat.
- [Both] Yeah.

(laughs)

- But here's the shocking
thing, is you guys nailed it.

- Whoa!
- Everyone is so hyped,

and jacked, and ready to party.

And you've set us back for months!

- Oh, no!
- Because now we can't get

anyone to settled down.

Nap time is just a cluster fuck.

- Dang.
- Oh boy.

- I mean, you did too good.

You fucked it up.

- I hate it when we try to make a cartoon,

but accidentally inspire an

entire populus to better themselves.

- You guys did a great job

considering the lack of constraints.

But unfortunately, due to
the catastrophic effects

of your creation, you
will have to be punished.

For the next week, you
both have to deliver

a dark brooding monologue
while termites eat your feet.

- Oh.
- Okay.

- I guess we should start monologuing huh?

- Yeah.

Fuck, I say.

(laughter)
Fuck I say, to everyone.

- As the termites made their way

out my pee pee hole, I thought,

will I ever see my wife again?

Probably not, because
we're in cartoon hell.

And we're here forever.

Fuck.

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