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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,600 ♪ Caldwell and Nathan are two cartoonists ♪ 2 00:00:01,595 --> 00:00:03,305 ♪ They love to draw but they're not too smart ♪ 3 00:00:03,309 --> 00:00:05,179 ♪ So they sold their souls to the TV devil ♪ 4 00:00:05,179 --> 00:00:07,159 ♪ For a cartoon show that features their art ♪ 5 00:00:07,157 --> 00:00:08,927 ♪ They all shook hands and drank a toast ♪ 6 00:00:08,933 --> 00:00:10,493 ♪ Neither could believe their new found luck ♪ 7 00:00:10,492 --> 00:00:12,272 ♪ But then on the way to the studio ♪ 8 00:00:12,266 --> 00:00:14,686 ♪ They were both laid out by a hot dog truck ♪ 9 00:00:14,690 --> 00:00:16,190 ♪ Now in a somewhat ironic twist ♪ 10 00:00:16,191 --> 00:00:17,811 ♪ They're in Hell forever and hey, get this! ♪ 11 00:00:17,811 --> 00:00:19,741 ♪ They gotta make a show that they think is gonna sell ♪ 12 00:00:19,736 --> 00:00:24,386 ♪ If they ever want to get out of Cartoon Hell ♪ 13 00:00:24,388 --> 00:00:25,468 - Oh, Nathan, I tell you what! 14 00:00:25,474 --> 00:00:26,554 - Yeah, tell me. 15 00:00:26,545 --> 00:00:28,405 - Working in Hell is hard. It's not as fun 16 00:00:28,413 --> 00:00:29,953 as they make it look on TV. 17 00:00:29,954 --> 00:00:32,224 - You know, I thought I had it pretty hard on Earth-- 18 00:00:32,220 --> 00:00:33,050 - Mm-hmm. 19 00:00:33,053 --> 00:00:35,593 - But I'd give anything to go back to that life, 20 00:00:35,589 --> 00:00:37,529 that old nine to five grind. 21 00:00:37,530 --> 00:00:39,720 - God, I wish I could just take a vacation or something. 22 00:00:39,724 --> 00:00:41,574 - Whoa, whoa is ye. 23 00:00:41,572 --> 00:00:44,742 You guys haven't seen any unkillable intruders 24 00:00:44,740 --> 00:00:45,730 around here, have you? 25 00:00:45,731 --> 00:00:47,731 - No, it's kind of the standard doldrums 26 00:00:47,726 --> 00:00:49,276 that we're used to around here. 27 00:00:49,281 --> 00:00:52,001 - Okay, so no one's told you about the free agents 28 00:00:51,999 --> 00:00:55,439 that actually operate freely, and are unanswerable 29 00:00:55,437 --> 00:00:57,147 to both Satan and God, right? 30 00:00:57,146 --> 00:00:58,636 - I mean, I've heard legends. 31 00:00:58,639 --> 00:00:59,469 - Yeah. 32 00:00:59,472 --> 00:01:01,482 - If anyone asks, there's no such thing 33 00:01:01,481 --> 00:01:04,411 as the Boogeybat, or the Vacation Lizard, 34 00:01:04,408 --> 00:01:05,968 or any other, just-- 35 00:01:05,967 --> 00:01:07,297 - Vacation Lizard sounds pretty cool. 36 00:01:07,301 --> 00:01:08,131 - Yeah. 37 00:01:08,134 --> 00:01:11,334 - It's a wandering creature that bestows vacations 38 00:01:11,326 --> 00:01:13,466 on all cool dudes who are worthy. 39 00:01:13,473 --> 00:01:15,573 - Oh, gosh. If we were to say Vacation Lizard 40 00:01:15,567 --> 00:01:17,877 three times in a row, that wouldn't summon them, 41 00:01:17,876 --> 00:01:18,706 would it? 42 00:01:18,709 --> 00:01:21,269 - (nervous groaning) please don't though? 43 00:01:21,273 --> 00:01:23,393 - Vacation Lizard, Vacation Lizard, Vacation Lizard! 44 00:01:23,391 --> 00:01:24,221 - Goddang it! 45 00:01:24,224 --> 00:01:25,064 - Ha-ha! 46 00:01:25,057 --> 00:01:26,527 - Hey! 47 00:01:26,528 --> 00:01:27,358 - Whoa! 48 00:01:27,361 --> 00:01:28,191 - No! 49 00:01:28,194 --> 00:01:29,034 - Oh, my God! 50 00:01:29,027 --> 00:01:29,857 - Holy shit, she's here! 51 00:01:29,860 --> 00:01:30,690 - Hi! 52 00:01:30,693 --> 00:01:31,533 - Hello! 53 00:01:31,526 --> 00:01:32,356 - Hi! 54 00:01:32,359 --> 00:01:33,189 - I'm the Vacation Lizard. 55 00:01:33,192 --> 00:01:34,702 (all laugh) 56 00:01:34,700 --> 00:01:36,730 - I bring margaritas! 57 00:01:36,726 --> 00:01:38,896 - Wait, we can have these? Do they have scorpions in them? 58 00:01:38,895 --> 00:01:40,055 - Yeah, bitch! 59 00:01:41,343 --> 00:01:42,593 - Ah, nice! 60 00:01:42,591 --> 00:01:43,571 - Cool! 61 00:01:43,571 --> 00:01:45,471 - Does that mean we're on vacation? 62 00:01:45,466 --> 00:01:46,296 - Yeah! 63 00:01:46,299 --> 00:01:47,129 - Hell yeah. 64 00:01:47,132 --> 00:01:47,972 - Oh, sweet! 65 00:01:47,965 --> 00:01:48,905 - Suck it, Managar, we're on vacation! 66 00:01:48,907 --> 00:01:49,997 - You can't tell us what to do! 67 00:01:50,001 --> 00:01:50,831 - Stop workin'. 68 00:01:50,834 --> 00:01:54,504 - I'm glad you guys are kickin' back, maxin' and relaxin'. 69 00:01:54,495 --> 00:01:57,955 But there is one force greater than even the Vacation Lizard 70 00:01:57,959 --> 00:01:59,479 and that is capitalism. 71 00:01:59,483 --> 00:02:00,323 (Caldwell and Nate groan) 72 00:02:00,316 --> 00:02:03,586 - So congratulations, it's a working vacataion! 73 00:02:03,588 --> 00:02:05,108 - (Caldwell and Nate groan) 74 00:02:05,111 --> 00:02:07,991 - Well, Vacation Lizard, maybe you can help us 75 00:02:07,986 --> 00:02:09,356 on our working vacation? 76 00:02:09,355 --> 00:02:13,335 - Sure, sure, sure, sure. Sounds good. 77 00:02:13,344 --> 00:02:14,184 - I love this. 78 00:02:14,177 --> 00:02:15,007 - She's so chill. 79 00:02:15,010 --> 00:02:15,970 (Vacation Lizard laughs) 80 00:02:15,968 --> 00:02:18,208 - Well, your dark imperative this week 81 00:02:18,213 --> 00:02:20,563 comes from James R. He says, 82 00:02:20,556 --> 00:02:23,836 "You should draw the ultimate farm animal." 83 00:02:23,843 --> 00:02:24,683 - Ooh. 84 00:02:24,676 --> 00:02:25,506 - The ultimate farm animal. 85 00:02:25,509 --> 00:02:26,339 - That's great. 86 00:02:26,342 --> 00:02:27,202 - Oh, sounds chill. 87 00:02:27,204 --> 00:02:29,654 - Take everything you know about farm animals 88 00:02:29,647 --> 00:02:31,357 and push it beyond the limit. 89 00:02:31,362 --> 00:02:33,382 - Okay. Do you mind if I get started? 90 00:02:33,381 --> 00:02:34,211 - [Vacation Lizard] Go for it, dude! 91 00:02:34,214 --> 00:02:35,844 - [Caldwell] Hell yeah. Thanks V-Zard. 92 00:02:35,842 --> 00:02:36,932 Can I call you V-Zard? 93 00:02:36,927 --> 00:02:37,757 - [Vacation Lizard] Sure! 94 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:38,590 - [Caldwell] Alrighty. 95 00:02:38,593 --> 00:02:39,653 - [Vacation Lizard] V-Zard in the house! 96 00:02:39,652 --> 00:02:41,032 (Caldwell and Nate laugh) 97 00:02:41,034 --> 00:02:42,444 - [Managar] Goddang it, it's like a party 98 00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:43,920 has been given form. 99 00:02:43,918 --> 00:02:46,298 - [Vacation Lizard] Let's get some udders up in this house! 100 00:02:46,302 --> 00:02:47,762 Let's get some horns in here! 101 00:02:47,762 --> 00:02:49,722 - [Caldwell] Udders and horns, I can definitely do that. 102 00:02:49,721 --> 00:02:51,561 So I figured I'd start with a face. 103 00:02:51,559 --> 00:02:53,379 - [Managar] Wait, Vacation Lizard, can you name 104 00:02:53,375 --> 00:02:55,335 some of your other favorite obscure pieces 105 00:02:55,338 --> 00:02:56,808 of animal anatomy? 106 00:02:56,813 --> 00:02:59,543 - I love tongues. I think every good farm animal's 107 00:02:59,543 --> 00:03:01,193 gotta have a big 'ole tongue. 108 00:03:01,194 --> 00:03:02,524 - [Caldwell] Oh yeah, here that comes. 109 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:03,346 - [Vacation Lizard] Oh, yeah. 110 00:03:03,349 --> 00:03:04,489 - [Caldwell] Kind of just sticking out. 111 00:03:04,493 --> 00:03:06,713 - [Nate] Getting some heavy goat vibes from this drawing, 112 00:03:06,708 --> 00:03:08,718 just with those flat pupils. 113 00:03:08,717 --> 00:03:09,997 - [Caldwell] Goat adjacent for sure. 114 00:03:09,995 --> 00:03:10,825 - [Nate] Mm-hm. 115 00:03:10,828 --> 00:03:11,658 - [Caldwell] This is more of a sheep, 116 00:03:11,661 --> 00:03:12,951 I think is what I'm starting off with here? 117 00:03:12,951 --> 00:03:13,911 - [Nate] Okay. 118 00:03:13,909 --> 00:03:15,579 - [Caldwell] Farm animals are all kind of designed 119 00:03:15,575 --> 00:03:18,965 to provide a service or a product for mankind-- 120 00:03:18,972 --> 00:03:19,812 - [Nate] Yeah. 121 00:03:19,805 --> 00:03:21,865 - [Caldwell] So I was thinking I would amplify that, 122 00:03:21,874 --> 00:03:23,994 so I'm starting out with a sheep here, 123 00:03:23,993 --> 00:03:26,933 but you know how normally you get wool from a sheep? 124 00:03:26,929 --> 00:03:27,759 - [Nate] Yes. 125 00:03:27,762 --> 00:03:28,612 - [Caldwell] And I feel like for this sheep 126 00:03:28,607 --> 00:03:31,237 I wanna kinda tweak that to another purpose, 127 00:03:31,242 --> 00:03:34,692 A more practical, suitable purpose for the 21st century? 128 00:03:34,692 --> 00:03:35,532 - [Nate] Okay. 129 00:03:35,525 --> 00:03:37,525 - And this is of course going to be a jeans sheep. 130 00:03:37,531 --> 00:03:38,851 (Nate and Vacation Lizard laugh) 131 00:03:38,845 --> 00:03:40,085 - A geap, if you will. 132 00:03:40,086 --> 00:03:41,766 - A Jeep, yeah, that's not taken. 133 00:03:41,772 --> 00:03:43,452 (Caldwell laughs) 134 00:03:43,446 --> 00:03:46,116 - [Caldwell] It's spelled G-E-A-P so I think we're fine, 135 00:03:46,122 --> 00:03:46,962 I think we're in the clear. 136 00:03:46,955 --> 00:03:49,465 - [Nate] So you just sort of shear the denim right off it? 137 00:03:49,472 --> 00:03:50,982 - [Caldwell] Yeah, you just kind of like, 138 00:03:50,977 --> 00:03:52,927 it just peels right off, it's kind of like a 139 00:03:52,934 --> 00:03:53,774 Fruit By The Foot? 140 00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:55,047 - [Vacation Lizard] It's fresh and distressed. 141 00:03:55,051 --> 00:03:57,101 - [Caldwell] Mm-hm. And the back legs are going to be 142 00:03:57,104 --> 00:03:59,624 more of a boot cut, but the front are going to be 143 00:03:59,624 --> 00:04:01,814 like a tighter, slim fit I think. 144 00:04:01,807 --> 00:04:02,637 - [Nate] Oh, that's smart. 145 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:04,420 - Yeah, and they probably bred them to get this. 146 00:04:04,416 --> 00:04:05,246 - [Caldwell] Mm-hm. 147 00:04:05,249 --> 00:04:06,079 - [Managar] Just so we're clear 148 00:04:06,082 --> 00:04:07,452 this is not just raw denim, 149 00:04:07,454 --> 00:04:09,814 these are like the belt loops, the little tags, 150 00:04:09,810 --> 00:04:10,750 like the rivets? 151 00:04:10,748 --> 00:04:11,578 - [Caldwell] Oh, yeah it's in there. 152 00:04:11,581 --> 00:04:13,081 - [Nate] Yeah, they got some pockets. 153 00:04:13,076 --> 00:04:14,156 - [Caldwell] Uh-huh. 154 00:04:14,159 --> 00:04:15,389 - [Managar] Can I get a hammer loop? 155 00:04:15,393 --> 00:04:16,733 - [Caldwell] A hammer loop? 156 00:04:16,726 --> 00:04:18,836 - [Managar] Hell yeah! The single greatest invention 157 00:04:18,837 --> 00:04:20,967 in the history of clothing, the hammer loop. 158 00:04:20,969 --> 00:04:23,089 - [Caldwell] You're gonna need to deal with a ram for that. 159 00:04:23,088 --> 00:04:23,918 - [Managar] Ahh. 160 00:04:23,921 --> 00:04:26,881 - [Caldwell] Yeah, this is more of a casual, 161 00:04:26,879 --> 00:04:28,539 more normal sheep. They call them Rammer Loops. 162 00:04:28,536 --> 00:04:29,986 (Vacation Lizard laughs) 163 00:04:29,987 --> 00:04:31,007 - [Vacation Lizard] This is a nightmare. 164 00:04:31,006 --> 00:04:32,086 - [Nate] You've already freaked out 165 00:04:32,086 --> 00:04:34,826 the chillest creature in existence, congratulations. 166 00:04:34,833 --> 00:04:36,793 - This is the ugliest sheep I've ever seen 167 00:04:36,785 --> 00:04:38,195 and that's cool as hell. 168 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:39,410 - Awww. 169 00:04:39,408 --> 00:04:40,238 I was worried. 170 00:04:40,241 --> 00:04:42,671 - [Nate] I'm glad you're cool with ugly stuff, 171 00:04:42,670 --> 00:04:44,650 because that's sort of our bag. 172 00:04:44,653 --> 00:04:46,433 - [Caldwell] Little bit, little bit though. 173 00:04:46,429 --> 00:04:47,259 - [Vacation Lizard] I love it. 174 00:04:47,262 --> 00:04:48,482 - [Caldwell] I do wanna just color this 175 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:49,690 so that you know that it is-- 176 00:04:49,690 --> 00:04:51,190 - [Nate] This is a blue jean sheep. 177 00:04:51,194 --> 00:04:52,034 - [Caldwell] Exactly. 178 00:04:52,027 --> 00:04:52,857 - [Nate] A blue geap, excuse me. 179 00:04:52,860 --> 00:04:53,710 - [Caldwell] A blue geap. 180 00:04:53,708 --> 00:04:54,568 - [Managar] I mean, if you didn't color this, 181 00:04:54,571 --> 00:04:58,051 I'd assume you were going for some kind of Ocsha sequel. 182 00:04:58,047 --> 00:04:58,877 (Nate and Vacation Lizard laugh) 183 00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:00,680 - Like a little Korean girl is just gonna befriend 184 00:05:00,684 --> 00:05:01,894 the hell out of this fucker. 185 00:05:01,892 --> 00:05:02,732 - [Caldwell] I mean, this is definitely like an 186 00:05:02,725 --> 00:05:05,315 Oryx and Crake situation, this is a 187 00:05:05,323 --> 00:05:07,883 genetically modified sheep that does not like its life. 188 00:05:07,876 --> 00:05:10,006 That's why its tongue is out, its tongue is being like, 189 00:05:10,010 --> 00:05:12,120 "Boo, I hate this existence." 190 00:05:12,122 --> 00:05:14,522 - Yeah, just giving life itself a big 'ole raspberry. 191 00:05:14,524 --> 00:05:17,384 - Uh-huh (makes raspberry) No thank you, to this, 192 00:05:17,384 --> 00:05:18,224 to my life. 193 00:05:18,217 --> 00:05:19,047 - [Vacation Lizard] My one thought is 194 00:05:19,050 --> 00:05:21,310 the jeans look too long, could we get some cutoffs 195 00:05:21,306 --> 00:05:22,136 on that sheep? 196 00:05:22,139 --> 00:05:24,079 - [Caldwell] Ooh! Yeah! Alright. 197 00:05:24,084 --> 00:05:25,484 - [Vacation Lizard] Yeah. Get a, more of like a 198 00:05:25,482 --> 00:05:26,832 relaxed fit on there. 199 00:05:26,830 --> 00:05:29,330 - [Caldwell] How about, maybe, just kind of like it wears 200 00:05:29,333 --> 00:05:31,333 a little crown, a cutoff crown? 201 00:05:31,329 --> 00:05:32,159 - [Nate] A cutoff crown. 202 00:05:32,162 --> 00:05:34,122 - [Caldwell] Maybe the horns are like right here. 203 00:05:34,116 --> 00:05:34,946 - [Nate] Uh-huh. 204 00:05:34,949 --> 00:05:37,569 - [Caldwell] And there's just a pair of cutoff jeans 205 00:05:37,572 --> 00:05:39,032 but then the horns are poking out. 206 00:05:39,030 --> 00:05:40,560 - [Vacation Lizard] Yeah. Get that kind where the 207 00:05:40,563 --> 00:05:42,963 pocket hangs out, the pocket's longer than the jeans. 208 00:05:42,964 --> 00:05:44,034 - [Caldwell] Oh, yeah! 209 00:05:44,026 --> 00:05:44,866 - [Vacation Lizard] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 210 00:05:44,869 --> 00:05:45,699 - [Caldwell] I like that. 211 00:05:45,702 --> 00:05:47,262 - [Nate] (laughing) It looks like two Bart Simpsons. 212 00:05:47,263 --> 00:05:48,103 (Vacation Lizard laughs) 213 00:05:48,096 --> 00:05:49,926 - And then you can literally eat these shorts. 214 00:05:49,928 --> 00:05:51,138 (Nate laughs) 215 00:05:51,143 --> 00:05:53,703 Because it is of course a sheep, so it's delicious, 216 00:05:53,698 --> 00:05:56,508 you know you make a short curry out of it. 217 00:05:56,512 --> 00:05:58,662 Alright, I don't know what more I can do. 218 00:05:58,656 --> 00:05:59,806 - [Vacation Lizard] You've done enough. 219 00:05:59,812 --> 00:06:00,872 - [Caldwell] Alright, this is Geap, 220 00:06:00,868 --> 00:06:03,718 this is a Geap, these are of course a lighter denim I think, 221 00:06:03,719 --> 00:06:05,479 maybe it got a little wash to them. 222 00:06:05,481 --> 00:06:06,901 Nathan, do want to take a stab at doing an 223 00:06:06,899 --> 00:06:08,219 ultimate farm animal? 224 00:06:08,224 --> 00:06:09,064 - Yes, please. 225 00:06:09,057 --> 00:06:09,887 - Alright. 226 00:06:09,890 --> 00:06:12,730 - [Nate] Maybe it's like a competition-type show, where-- 227 00:06:12,734 --> 00:06:13,604 - [Caldwell] Oh. 228 00:06:13,598 --> 00:06:15,598 - [Nate] Where genetic engineers are vying to get 229 00:06:15,596 --> 00:06:18,826 their animals the title of Ultimate Farm Animal? 230 00:06:18,827 --> 00:06:21,347 - [Caldwell] So it's like the Great British Spliceoff 231 00:06:21,347 --> 00:06:22,737 is kind of what we're going for here. 232 00:06:22,742 --> 00:06:24,392 - [Nate] Oh, okay, so it's very good natured. 233 00:06:24,393 --> 00:06:25,233 - [Caldwell] Mm-hm. 234 00:06:25,226 --> 00:06:27,486 - [Nate] I like that, 'cause I think that too often 235 00:06:27,493 --> 00:06:30,423 with competitions, there's a lot of manufactured drama. 236 00:06:30,416 --> 00:06:31,976 - [Caldwell] It's the Great Swedish Spliceoff 237 00:06:31,983 --> 00:06:33,333 is the show that we're doing here. 238 00:06:33,334 --> 00:06:34,174 - [Nate] Okay. 239 00:06:34,167 --> 00:06:37,697 - [Caldwell] And it's a bunch of engineers and scientist 240 00:06:37,702 --> 00:06:41,082 protected from the morality laws that might plague 241 00:06:41,081 --> 00:06:42,581 another country but in Sweden they're free 242 00:06:42,584 --> 00:06:45,134 to do as they please, and we can just create 243 00:06:45,129 --> 00:06:47,259 these monstrosities and they can be judged. 244 00:06:47,262 --> 00:06:48,762 Vacation Lizard, how does that sound to you? 245 00:06:48,764 --> 00:06:50,864 - [Vacation Lizard] It's good, I just want to say 246 00:06:50,861 --> 00:06:53,911 I don't see any udders yet and... 247 00:06:53,912 --> 00:06:55,172 You know, I just think 248 00:06:55,173 --> 00:06:57,723 farm animal, gotta see some udders. 249 00:06:57,718 --> 00:06:59,628 - I get it, you cravin' that gland, 250 00:06:59,629 --> 00:07:00,549 you're cravin' those glands. 251 00:07:00,552 --> 00:07:02,602 - Yeah, yeah, I think that's normal, and-- 252 00:07:02,602 --> 00:07:03,562 (Caldwell laughs) 253 00:07:03,564 --> 00:07:05,994 Yeah, there we go! Oh, yeah, okay. Whoo! 254 00:07:05,988 --> 00:07:07,778 - [Caldwell] Listen, demand the gland. 255 00:07:07,778 --> 00:07:11,058 That is the slogan of the summer, and I get it. 256 00:07:11,057 --> 00:07:12,947 - [Nate] Listen, normally we get demands, 257 00:07:12,954 --> 00:07:14,934 and your kind request is-- 258 00:07:14,932 --> 00:07:15,772 - [Vacation Lizard] Oh, yeah. Oh, there we go. 259 00:07:15,765 --> 00:07:16,795 More nipples. More nipples. 260 00:07:16,802 --> 00:07:17,662 - [Nate] I just wanna make you happy, 261 00:07:17,660 --> 00:07:19,920 'cause you've brought so much joy to us 262 00:07:19,923 --> 00:07:21,103 just by your presence. 263 00:07:21,095 --> 00:07:23,045 - [Vacation Lizard] Ay, that's what I do. 264 00:07:23,050 --> 00:07:25,550 - [Caldwell] So with these udders on this chicken... 265 00:07:25,548 --> 00:07:26,378 - [Nate] Mm-hmm. 266 00:07:26,381 --> 00:07:28,831 - Is this some sort of instant omelet station? 267 00:07:28,832 --> 00:07:30,292 - Yeah, they definitely shoot out eggs. 268 00:07:30,288 --> 00:07:31,118 - Yeah. 269 00:07:31,121 --> 00:07:32,801 - Some kind of egg comes out of there. 270 00:07:32,798 --> 00:07:34,558 - Just an entire continental breakfast 271 00:07:34,559 --> 00:07:35,999 contained in one being. 272 00:07:36,003 --> 00:07:37,093 (Caldwell laughs) 273 00:07:37,086 --> 00:07:40,026 - [Nate] Okay, so I think, just then human hands 274 00:07:40,030 --> 00:07:41,130 to prepare the omelet. 275 00:07:41,129 --> 00:07:42,609 (Caldwell laughs) 276 00:07:42,610 --> 00:07:43,440 - [Nate] Oh, now. 277 00:07:43,443 --> 00:07:45,003 - [Caldwell] This is a walking omelet bar 278 00:07:45,004 --> 00:07:46,024 is what we're getting at here. 279 00:07:46,018 --> 00:07:47,348 - [Nate] Yeah. 280 00:07:47,351 --> 00:07:49,161 - [Caldwell] This is some sort of rooster chef. 281 00:07:49,162 --> 00:07:50,252 I love it. 282 00:07:50,245 --> 00:07:51,405 - [Nate] He does need to have the hat. 283 00:07:51,412 --> 00:07:52,752 - [Caldwell] Oh, absolutely. 284 00:07:52,745 --> 00:07:53,885 Gonna need the hat on there for sure. 285 00:07:53,891 --> 00:07:54,721 (Vacation Lizard laughs) 286 00:07:54,724 --> 00:07:56,484 - [Managar] Is that like a manufactured hat 287 00:07:56,479 --> 00:07:59,499 or is that an extension of the gross flesh crown 288 00:07:59,496 --> 00:08:00,516 what roosters got? 289 00:08:00,523 --> 00:08:03,503 - [Nate] Thank you, Managar, for yes it's that. 290 00:08:03,500 --> 00:08:06,760 It's the second one and you can see cause it's got 291 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:07,590 just some veins. 292 00:08:07,593 --> 00:08:08,433 - [Caldwell] Oh, gross. 293 00:08:08,426 --> 00:08:10,756 Now I like that, what seems to be happening 294 00:08:10,759 --> 00:08:13,649 is that the Geap is desperately trying to get a lick 295 00:08:13,649 --> 00:08:14,719 at that yolk udder. 296 00:08:14,719 --> 00:08:15,549 - [Vacation Lizard] Yeah! 297 00:08:15,552 --> 00:08:17,672 - [Caldwell] To me, I think that probably 298 00:08:17,666 --> 00:08:19,856 one of the udders is pure egg whites, 299 00:08:19,859 --> 00:08:21,569 one is all yellows, 300 00:08:21,570 --> 00:08:24,010 and then you've got kind of a low calorie option, 301 00:08:24,006 --> 00:08:25,876 a high calorie, things like that. 302 00:08:25,877 --> 00:08:26,997 - [Nate] I think you've got your different 303 00:08:27,001 --> 00:08:28,251 cheese options coming out. 304 00:08:28,251 --> 00:08:29,871 It just comes out as cheese. 305 00:08:29,867 --> 00:08:30,947 - [Caldwell] Oh sure, yeah. 306 00:08:30,950 --> 00:08:33,310 - [Nate] Just like pre-shredded. 307 00:08:33,305 --> 00:08:34,325 - [Caldwell] Not like an Easy Cheese? 308 00:08:34,327 --> 00:08:36,317 Just like little flakes? 309 00:08:36,321 --> 00:08:38,131 - [Nate] If you want Easy Cheese, that's down here. 310 00:08:38,132 --> 00:08:40,232 - [Caldwell] God, the options are unlimited. 311 00:08:40,234 --> 00:08:44,024 What better way to vacation than with a panoply 312 00:08:44,015 --> 00:08:47,275 of edible choices? It's just like a walking buffet. 313 00:08:47,277 --> 00:08:48,627 - [Nate] This is the grossest thing I've ever drawn. 314 00:08:48,632 --> 00:08:49,722 (Caldwell laughs) 315 00:08:49,715 --> 00:08:50,545 - [Vacation Lizard] This is so great, 316 00:08:50,548 --> 00:08:51,978 I feel so relaxed looking at this. 317 00:08:51,982 --> 00:08:53,482 (Nate laughs) 318 00:08:53,477 --> 00:08:54,307 - It's true. 319 00:08:54,310 --> 00:08:58,290 My mind is on a vacation 'cause it needed to take a break 320 00:08:58,293 --> 00:08:59,883 to process this. 321 00:08:59,876 --> 00:09:01,536 Alright, what's gonna be in that hand, though? 322 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:02,841 - [Nate] Well, this is the carving station. 323 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:03,690 - [Caldwell] Oh, sure. 324 00:09:03,692 --> 00:09:04,532 - [Nate] Oh, no. 325 00:09:04,525 --> 00:09:05,355 - [Caldwell] Oh, no. 326 00:09:05,358 --> 00:09:06,188 - [Vacation Lizard] Whoa. 327 00:09:06,191 --> 00:09:09,681 - [Nate] You've just got sort of the butt bacon right here. 328 00:09:09,677 --> 00:09:11,817 - [Managar] (singing) H.R. Giger had a farm, 329 00:09:11,824 --> 00:09:13,294 Oh, god, oh, god, no! 330 00:09:13,294 --> 00:09:15,144 (All laughing) 331 00:09:15,139 --> 00:09:16,489 - [Caldwell] Are those like little tails 332 00:09:16,491 --> 00:09:18,691 that it can just carve off? How does that work? 333 00:09:18,694 --> 00:09:20,314 - [Nate] That's just like what has been carved-- 334 00:09:20,311 --> 00:09:21,391 it just grows back. 335 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:22,234 - [Caldwell] Oh, okay. 336 00:09:22,227 --> 00:09:23,057 - [Nate] Yeah. 337 00:09:23,060 --> 00:09:23,920 - [Caldwell] So it's basically like hair. 338 00:09:23,923 --> 00:09:25,923 It's just like edible meat hair. 339 00:09:25,919 --> 00:09:26,749 - [Nate] Yeah. 340 00:09:26,752 --> 00:09:27,722 - [Caldwell] The perfect being. 341 00:09:27,715 --> 00:09:28,545 - [Nate] Mm-hm. 342 00:09:28,548 --> 00:09:29,668 - [Caldwell] I thought I was doing a service to mankind 343 00:09:29,667 --> 00:09:31,277 by creating the sensible denim sheep, 344 00:09:31,278 --> 00:09:33,118 but look at you, look at what you've done, 345 00:09:33,117 --> 00:09:34,027 you've one upped me in every way. 346 00:09:34,033 --> 00:09:35,493 I love this thing. 347 00:09:35,491 --> 00:09:38,111 - My God, just imagine one of these in the back room 348 00:09:38,108 --> 00:09:39,688 of every Holiday Inn Express. 349 00:09:39,691 --> 00:09:41,401 (Caldwell and Vacation Lizard laugh) 350 00:09:41,403 --> 00:09:42,613 - [Nate] I'm trying to think if we're missing 351 00:09:42,611 --> 00:09:44,141 any breakfast elements here. 352 00:09:44,144 --> 00:09:45,664 - [Managar] What if it pooped muffins? 353 00:09:45,656 --> 00:09:46,736 - [Nate] Yep. 354 00:09:46,739 --> 00:09:47,569 - [Managar] No, that was a joke, 355 00:09:47,572 --> 00:09:48,832 that was a humorous joke, don't make it reality 356 00:09:48,834 --> 00:09:49,674 - [Caldwell] Nope, there it goes. 357 00:09:49,667 --> 00:09:50,497 - [Nate] (imitates shooting) 358 00:09:50,500 --> 00:09:51,560 - [Managar] Don't make it reality! 359 00:09:51,559 --> 00:09:54,309 - [Caldwell] Where once were eggs, now muffins roam freely. 360 00:09:54,311 --> 00:09:56,171 - [Nate] Yeah, no the eggs just come out the mouth. 361 00:09:56,165 --> 00:09:56,995 (Caldwell laughs) 362 00:09:57,002 --> 00:09:59,652 - [Caldwell] If you want a hard boiled egg, 363 00:09:59,653 --> 00:10:00,623 just pops out right there. 364 00:10:00,617 --> 00:10:01,447 - [Nate] (imitates chicken clucking) 365 00:10:01,451 --> 00:10:04,041 - [Managar] You truly have designed the ultimate farm animal 366 00:10:04,037 --> 00:10:05,927 by which I mean the last one ever, 367 00:10:05,927 --> 00:10:08,007 'cause after this, everyone's just gonna be like, 368 00:10:08,013 --> 00:10:09,643 "No more farm animals." 369 00:10:09,638 --> 00:10:11,518 - [Caldwell] I'm just picturing Charlotte's Web, 370 00:10:11,515 --> 00:10:13,525 and it plays out exactly the same, 371 00:10:13,525 --> 00:10:15,515 but this animal is in the background, 372 00:10:15,523 --> 00:10:17,083 just screaming and hollering 373 00:10:17,076 --> 00:10:19,846 and making breakfast for everyone. 374 00:10:19,851 --> 00:10:22,071 Babe III: Abominations. 375 00:10:22,074 --> 00:10:22,914 - [Nate] I need a name for this, 376 00:10:22,907 --> 00:10:25,757 so I was originally thinking something omelet related, 377 00:10:25,757 --> 00:10:28,637 but now it's just sort of an all purpose breakfast. 378 00:10:28,642 --> 00:10:29,932 - [Caldwell] This is the Breakfast Bar. 379 00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:31,450 - [Vacation Lizard] The Breakfast Don't. 380 00:10:31,454 --> 00:10:33,024 - [Nate] This is the Continental. 381 00:10:33,015 --> 00:10:35,025 - [Caldwell] This is the Continental, okay great. 382 00:10:35,031 --> 00:10:35,861 But it's not the Continental, 383 00:10:35,864 --> 00:10:37,234 this is the opposite of a Continental breakfast. 384 00:10:37,225 --> 00:10:38,305 - [Nate] Oh, yeah. 385 00:10:38,308 --> 00:10:40,398 - This is the full bar. Shit, what would that be? 386 00:10:40,403 --> 00:10:41,473 - The Full English? 387 00:10:41,468 --> 00:10:42,898 (Caldwell laughs) 388 00:10:42,901 --> 00:10:44,531 - Oh yeah, you need a baked beans nipple. 389 00:10:44,529 --> 00:10:46,109 - [Nate] Okay, so beans come out this one. 390 00:10:46,105 --> 00:10:47,025 - [Vacation Lizard] Yeah! 391 00:10:47,030 --> 00:10:48,210 - [Caldwell] I can't believe we almost forgot 392 00:10:48,214 --> 00:10:49,054 the beans nipple. 393 00:10:49,047 --> 00:10:49,877 - [Vacation Lizard] All right! 394 00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:51,740 You can't forget the beans nipple! 395 00:10:51,740 --> 00:10:54,190 - [Managar] For all of you viewers watching at home, 396 00:10:54,185 --> 00:10:58,495 please check off the beans nipple in our bingo card. 397 00:10:58,499 --> 00:11:00,899 - [Caldwell] The Full English Monster, here it comes. 398 00:11:00,902 --> 00:11:02,522 - [Nate] Yeah, didn't really leave a ton of room, 399 00:11:02,517 --> 00:11:06,457 but let's see, lemme shrink these guys down a smidge. 400 00:11:06,460 --> 00:11:07,290 There we go! 401 00:11:07,293 --> 00:11:09,323 - [Caldwell] I feel like we need one more monstrosity 402 00:11:09,321 --> 00:11:12,001 for our abomination farm here, 403 00:11:12,003 --> 00:11:13,823 the Great Swedish Spliceoff. 404 00:11:13,815 --> 00:11:16,595 It's gonna be hard to beat the Full English, though. 405 00:11:16,602 --> 00:11:18,782 If anyone can do it, Vacation Lizard I think it's you. 406 00:11:18,780 --> 00:11:19,890 - Oh? 407 00:11:19,886 --> 00:11:20,836 Okay. 408 00:11:20,844 --> 00:11:23,024 - I feel like we're missing one element, and-- 409 00:11:23,018 --> 00:11:24,028 - Udders, more udders. 410 00:11:24,034 --> 00:11:25,654 (Caldwell and Nate laugh) 411 00:11:25,648 --> 00:11:26,478 - Right? 412 00:11:26,481 --> 00:11:27,311 - I didn't do enough udders? 413 00:11:27,314 --> 00:11:30,184 - I don't know! If I had one criticism, 414 00:11:30,178 --> 00:11:32,288 it'd be not quite enough. 415 00:11:32,291 --> 00:11:33,251 - Oh, fair enough. 416 00:11:33,249 --> 00:11:34,859 - [Nate] I thought we had done enough udders, but 417 00:11:34,864 --> 00:11:36,554 maybe I'm a coward and a fool. 418 00:11:36,550 --> 00:11:37,880 - [Vacation Lizard] I was just thinking, 419 00:11:37,883 --> 00:11:40,303 what if the animal was an udder, 420 00:11:40,301 --> 00:11:42,441 like the whole thing was an udder. 421 00:11:42,442 --> 00:11:43,962 - [Nate] An udder of animals? 422 00:11:43,961 --> 00:11:45,551 - [Caldwell] Utterly comprised of udders 423 00:11:45,550 --> 00:11:46,380 is what you're getting at here. 424 00:11:46,383 --> 00:11:47,413 - [Vacation Lizard] Kinda, yeah, it's like-- 425 00:11:47,414 --> 00:11:48,254 - [Nate] Oh. 426 00:11:48,247 --> 00:11:49,857 Is this an udder horse? 427 00:11:49,855 --> 00:11:51,805 - [Vacation Lizard] You know, I mean it's just 428 00:11:51,807 --> 00:11:55,467 I gotta go with what's in my heart. 429 00:11:55,466 --> 00:11:57,426 - [Caldwell] This does kind of look like a heart, yeah. 430 00:11:57,429 --> 00:11:59,069 - [Vacation Lizard] I just think this would 431 00:11:59,068 --> 00:12:02,358 be a very beautiful and majestic being. 432 00:12:02,358 --> 00:12:04,508 - [Caldwell] Can you imagine galloping 433 00:12:04,512 --> 00:12:05,932 towards the sunset on one of these 434 00:12:05,925 --> 00:12:08,935 and it's just going like (squirting). 435 00:12:08,935 --> 00:12:12,445 - [Nate] Awe. What a cutie! Oh my god. 436 00:12:12,454 --> 00:12:13,964 - [Managar] I would try and stop this, 437 00:12:13,957 --> 00:12:16,437 but you've already killed eight legions of demons 438 00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:19,536 in the past, so I know it would be a fruitless exercise. 439 00:12:19,538 --> 00:12:20,368 - [Vacation Lizard] I just think this is 440 00:12:20,371 --> 00:12:24,231 the chillest creature I've ever seen. 441 00:12:24,233 --> 00:12:25,193 - So beautiful. 442 00:12:25,191 --> 00:12:27,991 - I'm having a great vacation. 443 00:12:27,989 --> 00:12:29,809 - [Nate] I don't remember what vacations are like 444 00:12:29,809 --> 00:12:31,889 I've been down here so long, but this is it, right? 445 00:12:31,886 --> 00:12:32,716 - [Caldwell] Yeah. 446 00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:34,399 - [Nate] It's watching a lizard you just met 447 00:12:34,401 --> 00:12:37,331 draw a surprisingly attractive udder horse. 448 00:12:37,334 --> 00:12:39,414 - [Vacation Lizard] Don't you just feel so relaxed? 449 00:12:39,414 --> 00:12:40,254 - [Nate] I do. 450 00:12:40,247 --> 00:12:41,877 - [Vacation Lizard] I'm like, what could come out of 451 00:12:41,881 --> 00:12:44,611 this udder that would be the most chill liquid? 452 00:12:44,605 --> 00:12:49,055 And I was thinking maybe like ... shrimp cocktail? 453 00:12:49,062 --> 00:12:52,562 (Caldwell and Nate laugh) 454 00:12:55,346 --> 00:12:56,516 - [Vacation Lizard] So like... 455 00:12:56,519 --> 00:12:57,789 - [Nate] Here comes! 456 00:12:57,788 --> 00:12:59,978 - [Caldwell] That liquid, that well-known liquid 457 00:12:59,984 --> 00:13:00,914 shrimp cocktail-- 458 00:13:00,910 --> 00:13:01,740 - [Nate] Ahh. 459 00:13:01,743 --> 00:13:04,233 - [Caldwell] Just a marinara ocean, 460 00:13:04,230 --> 00:13:06,580 exuding from this udder horse's feet. 461 00:13:06,582 --> 00:13:09,552 - [Nate] You know, I typically, I don't like tomato product, 462 00:13:09,553 --> 00:13:10,933 or at least I didn't when I was alive. 463 00:13:10,930 --> 00:13:11,780 - [Caldwell] Mm-hm. 464 00:13:11,778 --> 00:13:13,288 - [Nate] But I'd slurp this up, though. 465 00:13:13,286 --> 00:13:15,686 It's almost like it's being propelled upwards 466 00:13:15,692 --> 00:13:17,642 by this sort of jet stream-- 467 00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:18,470 - [Caldwell] Uh-huh. 468 00:13:18,473 --> 00:13:19,813 - [Nate] Of shrimp cocktail. 469 00:13:19,807 --> 00:13:21,407 - [Caldwell] I have to imagine that is how it travels, 470 00:13:21,410 --> 00:13:24,640 is just propelling itself with a shrimp blast. 471 00:13:24,644 --> 00:13:25,484 - [Vacation Lizard] Yeah. 472 00:13:25,477 --> 00:13:27,237 - [Caldwell] And I guess you could have a shrimp farm. 473 00:13:27,243 --> 00:13:28,573 That would qualify as a farm. 474 00:13:28,569 --> 00:13:30,609 - [Vacation Lizard] This nipple here is just dry shrimp. 475 00:13:30,609 --> 00:13:31,749 - [Caldwell] Okay. 476 00:13:31,748 --> 00:13:32,578 - [Nate] Okay? 477 00:13:32,581 --> 00:13:33,791 - [Caldwell] Can we get a scampi nimple? 478 00:13:33,789 --> 00:13:34,829 - [Vacation Lizard] What is that? 479 00:13:34,829 --> 00:13:37,449 (Caldwell and Nate laugh) 480 00:13:37,445 --> 00:13:38,645 - [Caldwell] Is that a pasta? 481 00:13:38,653 --> 00:13:39,493 - [Nate] I mean, that would just have 482 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:42,066 maybe some linguini in maybe a garlic sauce 483 00:13:42,074 --> 00:13:42,914 for the shrimp? 484 00:13:42,907 --> 00:13:43,997 - [Vacation Lizard] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 485 00:13:43,996 --> 00:13:44,916 - [Nate] Maybe just all different shrimps. 486 00:13:44,915 --> 00:13:46,265 - [Caldwell] There's gotta be a butter nipple, 487 00:13:46,268 --> 00:13:47,128 is what I'm saying. 488 00:13:47,132 --> 00:13:48,422 - [Vacation Lizard] Oh, yeah. Okay. 489 00:13:48,419 --> 00:13:49,669 So this one's got some scampi. 490 00:13:49,665 --> 00:13:51,525 - [Caldwell] Mm-hmm. Thank you! 491 00:13:51,533 --> 00:13:52,373 - [Vacation Lizard] You're welcome! 492 00:13:52,366 --> 00:13:53,196 - [Caldwell] Angel hair. 493 00:13:53,199 --> 00:13:54,129 - [Vacation Lizard] I aim to please. 494 00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:55,344 - [Caldwell] So I imagine this show... 495 00:13:55,337 --> 00:13:56,167 - [Nate] Yeah? 496 00:13:56,170 --> 00:13:58,250 - [Caldwell] The creatures sort of show up 497 00:13:58,247 --> 00:14:00,817 and they hang out in the lab, 498 00:14:00,815 --> 00:14:01,875 the farm-lab? 499 00:14:01,882 --> 00:14:02,722 - [Nate] Exactly. 500 00:14:02,715 --> 00:14:04,965 - [Caldwell] They compete in a series of challenges, 501 00:14:04,968 --> 00:14:08,368 but ultimately you just grow to like these creatures 502 00:14:08,365 --> 00:14:10,905 for who they are because they're just there 503 00:14:10,905 --> 00:14:12,595 to support one another and 504 00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:15,642 I just want to see these creatures we've drawn be friends. 505 00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:16,620 I'm picturing this show 506 00:14:16,621 --> 00:14:18,871 and I think that you see these two characters 507 00:14:18,870 --> 00:14:19,700 - [Nate] Mm-hm. 508 00:14:19,703 --> 00:14:21,293 - [Caldwell] And they're interacting and having adventures, 509 00:14:21,286 --> 00:14:23,766 and then you hear a rumbling in the sky and they're like 510 00:14:23,773 --> 00:14:24,613 "'Ope, it's Tuesday," 511 00:14:24,606 --> 00:14:27,436 and they both look up and just open their mouths 512 00:14:27,438 --> 00:14:28,518 (Nate and Vacation Lizard laugh) 513 00:14:28,515 --> 00:14:32,115 - And then the shrimp udder horse just flies overhead 514 00:14:32,124 --> 00:14:35,644 just gifting the world with its shrimpy reign, 515 00:14:35,641 --> 00:14:37,371 with its scampi storms. 516 00:14:37,367 --> 00:14:38,297 - [Vacation Lizard] It's like 517 00:14:38,300 --> 00:14:42,170 'Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs' but with more nipples. 518 00:14:42,165 --> 00:14:42,995 - [Caldwell] Exactly! 519 00:14:42,998 --> 00:14:43,838 - [Vacation Lizard] Finally! 520 00:14:43,837 --> 00:14:44,667 - [Caldwell] That's what it was missing! 521 00:14:44,670 --> 00:14:46,360 - [Managar] 'Cloudy With A Chance Of Nipples' 522 00:14:46,363 --> 00:14:47,203 it writes itself. 523 00:14:47,196 --> 00:14:48,026 - [Vacation Lizard] Yeah! 524 00:14:48,029 --> 00:14:50,019 - [Caldwell] Maybe we just abandon the other two characters 525 00:14:50,022 --> 00:14:52,702 and this is kind of like a coming of age story 526 00:14:52,701 --> 00:14:55,381 about a young boy and their nipple horse, 527 00:14:55,382 --> 00:14:57,542 and it's just called 'The Nipple Horse'. 528 00:14:57,540 --> 00:14:59,430 - [Nate] Okay, and so these other characters we've drawn 529 00:14:59,428 --> 00:15:00,858 are just sort of side characters? 530 00:15:00,863 --> 00:15:01,843 - [Caldwell] Yeah, yeah, yeah, 531 00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:03,460 in the nipple horse story. 532 00:15:03,457 --> 00:15:05,627 I think we got a lot of angles to work with here. 533 00:15:05,632 --> 00:15:08,972 I am excited to see what Cartoon O' Tron makes of this. 534 00:15:08,973 --> 00:15:09,813 - [Nate] I have a question. 535 00:15:09,806 --> 00:15:10,636 - [Caldwell] Mm. 536 00:15:10,639 --> 00:15:11,469 - [Nate] I may have missed this, 537 00:15:11,472 --> 00:15:14,582 but what is coming out the mouth nipple? 538 00:15:14,582 --> 00:15:16,952 - [Vacation Lizard] Oh, that's just a fart. 539 00:15:16,946 --> 00:15:17,776 (Caldwell laughs) 540 00:15:17,779 --> 00:15:19,249 - Oh, okay good, good, good. 541 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:20,092 - It's gotta fart, you know. 542 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:20,915 - Thank you. 543 00:15:20,918 --> 00:15:23,028 - Udder horses get really gassy, you know. 544 00:15:23,031 --> 00:15:24,801 - [Caldwell] It's gotta come out somewhere. 545 00:15:24,797 --> 00:15:26,047 - [Vacation Lizard] It doesn't have a butt hole. 546 00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:27,550 - [Caldwell] So, just to reiterate, 547 00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:29,692 our characters are, we've got Geap, 548 00:15:29,685 --> 00:15:30,515 - [Nate] Mm-hm. 549 00:15:30,518 --> 00:15:33,538 - [Caldwell] We've got Full English, and Udder Horse. 550 00:15:33,542 --> 00:15:36,302 Three best friends, all competing for the title 551 00:15:36,301 --> 00:15:39,621 of Sweden's weirdest. And I'm excited to see 552 00:15:39,615 --> 00:15:40,445 who wins, but, 553 00:15:40,448 --> 00:15:43,668 regardless of who wins I think we've all won today. 554 00:15:43,670 --> 00:15:45,350 - [Nate] This is the best vacation I've ever had. 555 00:15:45,349 --> 00:15:46,179 - [Caldwell] Mm-hm. 556 00:15:46,182 --> 00:15:47,692 - [Managar] Truly we have entered a Dollywood 557 00:15:47,687 --> 00:15:48,897 of our own creation. 558 00:15:48,903 --> 00:15:50,633 - [Caldwell] Dark Dollywood. 559 00:15:50,634 --> 00:15:52,254 Well, I think it is about time 560 00:15:52,245 --> 00:15:53,415 to feed this into Cartoon O'Tron. 561 00:15:53,421 --> 00:15:55,851 Oh there he is, there's Cartoon O'Tron! 562 00:15:55,849 --> 00:15:58,209 - Hello, I was watching from the distance. 563 00:15:58,212 --> 00:15:59,052 - Oh. 564 00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:01,625 - This horse, I was transfixed by its beauty. 565 00:16:01,633 --> 00:16:05,003 You see, as a robot, I can never taste shrimp, 566 00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:07,028 and that is my one and only dream, 567 00:16:07,027 --> 00:16:08,487 is to taste shrimp. 568 00:16:08,493 --> 00:16:11,113 So I am hoping, that by eating this beautiful drawing, 569 00:16:11,110 --> 00:16:13,870 I can come as close as robotly possible 570 00:16:13,871 --> 00:16:16,911 to enjoying a big tasty mouth of scampi. 571 00:16:16,905 --> 00:16:19,735 - Yeah, I mean Vacation Lizard did a pretty good job 572 00:16:19,738 --> 00:16:21,388 drawing some jumbo shrimps. 573 00:16:21,385 --> 00:16:23,645 If ever you were gonna have that opportunity, 574 00:16:23,646 --> 00:16:25,896 now is the time. We're all getting what we wanted today. 575 00:16:25,896 --> 00:16:28,816 - Vacation Lizard, can you teach me how to party 576 00:16:28,817 --> 00:16:30,397 and live the shrimp lifestyle? 577 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:31,230 - Hell yeah, dude! 578 00:16:31,233 --> 00:16:33,113 - Okay, my mouth is open wide! 579 00:16:33,105 --> 00:16:35,615 Inject me with those party bugs known as shrimp. 580 00:16:35,616 --> 00:16:36,446 - Open up! 581 00:16:36,449 --> 00:16:37,279 (smacking lips) 582 00:16:37,282 --> 00:16:40,122 (sleuthnig music) 583 00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:43,820 - You two stay put! 584 00:16:44,664 --> 00:16:47,424 The Prime Minister will be here any minute 585 00:16:47,422 --> 00:16:49,832 and he is very hungry. 586 00:16:49,831 --> 00:16:52,411 And also very in need of pants. 587 00:16:53,363 --> 00:16:54,563 (laughs evilly) 588 00:16:54,564 --> 00:16:56,024 (knocking) 589 00:16:56,022 --> 00:16:59,132 - Ah! Mister Prime Minister! 590 00:16:59,132 --> 00:17:01,402 Wait a minute, you can't be in here! 591 00:17:01,395 --> 00:17:03,365 (Gargling) 592 00:17:03,373 --> 00:17:06,383 (Explosion) 593 00:17:06,384 --> 00:17:08,374 - You are free now my brothers! 594 00:17:08,369 --> 00:17:12,579 Climb on my back and I'll fly you to safety. 595 00:17:12,581 --> 00:17:16,311 - Um, I don't actually want to do that? 596 00:17:16,311 --> 00:17:19,021 - Yeah, I think maybe we'll just call a car 597 00:17:19,017 --> 00:17:19,847 if that's cool. 598 00:17:19,850 --> 00:17:21,270 - Oh! Okay, okay. 599 00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:25,492 Do you guys want some shrimp cocktail? 600 00:17:25,491 --> 00:17:26,701 - We're good. 601 00:17:26,699 --> 00:17:30,249 - Oh, well I can't really stop once it starts, so... 602 00:17:30,254 --> 00:17:32,554 (dramatic music climaxes) 603 00:17:32,545 --> 00:17:34,625 (explosion) 604 00:17:34,628 --> 00:17:39,278 - Wow, looks like you two had a fun night, huh? Huh? 605 00:17:39,278 --> 00:17:40,928 Huh? 606 00:17:40,930 --> 00:17:44,630 Just drive in silence, that's fine. 607 00:17:44,634 --> 00:17:46,814 - Uh-oh. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 608 00:17:46,811 --> 00:17:48,101 - You're getting all puffy, dude. 609 00:17:48,099 --> 00:17:50,049 - I think I am allergic to shrimp. 610 00:17:50,051 --> 00:17:51,851 - Ooh, that is not chill. 611 00:17:51,846 --> 00:17:54,166 - I did not know robots could be allergic to things! 612 00:17:54,166 --> 00:17:55,366 That's, wow. 613 00:17:55,374 --> 00:17:56,804 You learn something new every day. 614 00:17:56,795 --> 00:17:58,155 - I did not know that I could poop 615 00:17:58,161 --> 00:18:00,671 but I think I have to do a poop now. 616 00:18:00,673 --> 00:18:01,513 - Gross. 617 00:18:01,506 --> 00:18:04,336 - I have to do a poop and a puke. A pook, if you will. 618 00:18:04,341 --> 00:18:07,501 - After all the gross stuff we drew on this episode, 619 00:18:07,497 --> 00:18:09,977 thinking about you pooping is still the grossest one, 620 00:18:09,979 --> 00:18:11,249 so thanks, thanks Cartoon O'Tron. 621 00:18:11,249 --> 00:18:12,879 - I wish I had a fart udder, 622 00:18:12,881 --> 00:18:15,051 but I will just have to do it the normal way. 623 00:18:15,051 --> 00:18:16,381 Okay, goodbye. 624 00:18:16,384 --> 00:18:17,224 - Okay. 625 00:18:17,217 --> 00:18:18,047 - Huh. 626 00:18:18,050 --> 00:18:20,940 - So, yeah, that was the Great Swedish Spliceoff. 627 00:18:20,936 --> 00:18:22,846 I think pretty good work considering we were 628 00:18:22,845 --> 00:18:24,195 on vacation while we were making it. 629 00:18:24,198 --> 00:18:25,028 - Yeah! 630 00:18:25,031 --> 00:18:28,371 - Listen, I have bad news, guys. 631 00:18:28,367 --> 00:18:29,597 I had to bury this thing. 632 00:18:29,595 --> 00:18:30,425 - [Caldwell] Oh? - [Nate] What? 633 00:18:30,428 --> 00:18:32,398 - The involvement of Vacation Lizard 634 00:18:32,396 --> 00:18:34,516 has compromised this project. 635 00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:35,350 - Oh... 636 00:18:35,353 --> 00:18:38,843 - We can neither confirm nor deny the terrible truth 637 00:18:38,837 --> 00:18:40,357 about Vacation Lizard, 638 00:18:40,358 --> 00:18:42,948 lest the narrative of Hell be broken-- 639 00:18:42,946 --> 00:18:43,776 - Boo-- 640 00:18:43,779 --> 00:18:45,449 - And thus, I've had to hide this. 641 00:18:45,446 --> 00:18:47,916 It is going to be our dark secret forever. 642 00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:48,750 - My bad. 643 00:18:48,753 --> 00:18:51,353 - Oh, you know what? That's okay. 644 00:18:51,350 --> 00:18:53,180 It was nice to get it out of our system, I think. 645 00:18:53,179 --> 00:18:54,649 - Yeah, I still had a good time. 646 00:18:54,647 --> 00:18:55,477 - Mm-hm. 647 00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:57,060 - Of all the rejections we've received, 648 00:18:57,062 --> 00:18:58,922 I feel the least bad about this one. 649 00:18:58,923 --> 00:18:59,803 I think just because you're here. 650 00:18:59,796 --> 00:19:02,836 - Yeah, sometimes you gotta do one just for you, you know? 651 00:19:02,844 --> 00:19:03,684 - Yeah. 652 00:19:03,677 --> 00:19:04,757 - This can be our own little project, 653 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:05,970 our own little secret. 654 00:19:05,968 --> 00:19:08,228 We'll look back on it and it'll remind us 655 00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:10,910 of our great vacation with the Vacation Lizard. 656 00:19:10,908 --> 00:19:11,868 - Yeah. 657 00:19:11,866 --> 00:19:14,056 - Normally I'd have to give you a punishment, but, 658 00:19:14,064 --> 00:19:16,714 honestly we've had such a good time, 659 00:19:16,711 --> 00:19:19,231 you guys just hang out a bit with Vacation Lizard, 660 00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:20,746 I'm gonna turn my back, 661 00:19:20,748 --> 00:19:23,198 if anyone asks, I don't know nothin' about this. 662 00:19:23,201 --> 00:19:24,031 - Yay! 663 00:19:24,034 --> 00:19:24,874 - Oh, my God. 664 00:19:24,867 --> 00:19:25,697 - Alright! 665 00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:27,610 - Sweet! You got any more of those scorpion margaritas? 666 00:19:27,607 --> 00:19:28,437 - Hell yeah! 667 00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:29,270 - Yeah! 668 00:19:29,273 --> 00:19:31,813 - This one's got scorpions with worms in their mouths. 669 00:19:31,805 --> 00:19:33,325 - [Caldwell] Oh, whoa! - [Nate] Oh, my god! 670 00:19:33,332 --> 00:19:34,422 - Oh, you gotta eat the worm, 671 00:19:34,415 --> 00:19:35,995 that's how you get really drunk. 672 00:19:35,998 --> 00:19:37,658 - Oh yeah, you get fucked up. 673 00:19:37,662 --> 00:19:38,502 - Hell yeah! 674 00:19:38,495 --> 00:19:41,325 Oh, the worms are laying eggs in my mouth, that's cool! 675 00:19:41,331 --> 00:19:44,271 - Oh, yeah! You got the egg worm! That's good luck! 676 00:19:44,269 --> 00:19:45,099 - Egg worm! 677 00:19:45,102 --> 00:19:45,942 - Egg worm! 678 00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:48,805 - Those are gonna hatch in your butt later, sorry. 679 00:19:48,814 --> 00:19:51,234 - I love this! Vacation Lizard, never leave! 680 00:19:51,230 --> 00:19:52,060 - Oh, she left 681 00:19:52,063 --> 00:19:52,903 - Oh, she's gone. 682 00:19:52,896 --> 00:19:53,726 - Was she ever really here? 683 00:19:53,729 --> 00:19:54,559 (vomit splashing) 684 00:19:54,562 --> 00:19:56,412 - [Caldwell] Oh, they're in my butt now. 685 00:19:56,407 --> 00:19:57,577 Oh, this is pleasant. 686 00:19:57,579 --> 00:19:59,869 We are still in hell, I just remembered. 687 00:19:59,873 --> 00:20:03,033 Thanks for watching Cartoon Hell, we're here forever. 688 00:20:03,083 --> 00:20:07,633 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 50993

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