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♪ Caldwell and Nathan
are two cartoonists ♪
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♪ They love to draw but
they're not too smart ♪
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♪ They sold their souls to the TV devil ♪
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♪ For a cartoon show
that features their art ♪
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♪ They all shook hands and drank a toast ♪
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♪ Neither could believe
their newfound luck ♪
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♪ But then on the way to the studio ♪
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♪ They were both run
down by a hotdog truck ♪
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♪ Now in a somewhat ironic twist ♪
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♪ They're Hell forever and hey get this ♪
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♪ They gotta make a show that
they think is gonna sell ♪
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♪ If they ever want to
get out of Cartoon Hell ♪
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(flames roaring)
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- Hey, Nathan, you seen this new color
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they got in Hell?
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- Yeah, I don't, I don't like it.
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- Infra, ultra red.
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It's like blood but neon
and you can only see it
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when you're remembering your life before.
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It's very wild.
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- I didn't know a color could be spicy.
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- Yeah, well that's how
they've been advertising it,
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as infra ultra red "The
color that makes you shit."
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- You know, I hate the torture
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but I gotta respect the craft.
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- (laughs) You gotta respect
the hustle, I'll tell you what.
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(Nathan laughs)
- Testing, test.
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- Yeah?
- One, two.
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One, two.
- Oh.
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- Is this thing on?
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- Yeah, it's always on.
- Hello?
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- Hey (noise of frustration).
- Hello?
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- Ah.
- Can you hear me?
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- Yes, Managar.
- You're coming through.
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- Oh, thank God, listen, sorry
about the infra ultra red,
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you know, you're part of the test market.
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Wait till you get to
emotionally upsetting blue.
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(Nathan laughs)
That's really gonna
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make you cry without realizing it.
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- Mmm.
- Can't wait.
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- Fellas, listen, time's have been tough,
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you've been underperforming.
- [Nathan] Oh.
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- We gotta do something radical,
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which is why we have lined
up, not just a guest,
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we have a special guest.
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- Oh.
- Oh.
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- One worthy of the special guest obelisk.
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- Oh my God.
- Whoa.
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- That's what that thing is.
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- Oh yeah, this is fancy.
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- It's shiny.
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- You obviously know him,
Nathan you were probably a fan
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of his comic strip The
Perry Bible Fellowship.
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- Oh my God.
- Holy shit.
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- Nicholas Gurewitch, get in here.
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- Oh, wow.
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- Oh my God.
- Hey, guys.
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- What an honor.
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- Wow, they got your soul in here, huh?
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- Yeah, luckily it's just the soul,
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I'm not experiencing
any of the horrible pain
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that you guys are going through.
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- Oh there's a lot, there's a lot of pain
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that you're missing out on
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but I'm glad that you're feeling good.
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Thank you so much for
joining us on the show today.
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- Yeah, this is a honor.
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- It's an honor for me too.
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I came a long way and
it's nice to be here.
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- (laughs) It's good to have you.
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If you wanna hang out with us and draw,
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we'd love to experience
your talent firsthand.
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- Yeah, let's throw some ideas around.
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- Hell yeah.
- Awesome.
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- Alright, buckos, listen,
sometimes, I'm not gonna lie,
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we give you some real duds to work on
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but this is a primo
suggestion from one of our,
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I'm gonna say sensual demons.
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- Oh.
(Nathan laughs)
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- Adriel Tolentino says, "Can
I get some lovely trees?"
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- Lovely trees.
- Lovely trees.
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Now that's a title right there.
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- Yeah.
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- A little redundant, I don't
know what trees aren't lovely.
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- That's fair, yeah.
- That's a good point.
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- It's been a while
since I've seen a tree.
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- Mmhm.
- And I remember them
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being lovely.
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- I'm gonna try and
remember what a tree is.
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Nathan, do you want me to
get started, is that OK?
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- Yeah, please.
- [Nicholas] Sure.
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- Alright, wonderful.
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Now when I hear the phrase lovely tree,
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it does kinda make me
think of a children's book.
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- [Nathan] Mmhm.
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- [Caldwell] Like Giving
Tree adjacent, maybe,
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like this is the Lovely Tree.
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- [Nathan] Oh yeah.
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- [Caldwell] If we're
trying to instill a parable
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or something on the children,
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it's like a tree that just
really knows how great it is.
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- [Nathan] Yeah.
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- [Caldwell] So I think I
want to start with that.
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- [Nathan] I love this low
angle we're starting with too.
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I think, is this like the
perspective we have for the show,
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like we're looking up
at these lovely trees.
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- [Caldwell] I think for
this shot definitely,
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'cause we do have kinda
like a little kid here.
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- [Nathan] Oh OK.
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- [Caldwell] Who's like
come to seek the council
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of the lovely tree, perhaps.
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- [Nathan] Mmhm.
- [Caldwell] If y'all
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have suggestions for what I should do
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on this face, please let me know.
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- I'm guessing if this tree
calls itself a lovely tree--
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- Mmhm.
- Maybe it's hiding something.
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- Whoa.
- Oh.
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- Maybe it's not so lovely.
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- A tree with a secret.
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(Caldwell laughs)
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- [Caldwell] Would the secret be bees?
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- [Nathan] (laughs) Bees in trees.
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- [Caldwell] (laughs) Lovely trees
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but stinky, terrible bees
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(Nathan laughs)
is maybe what we've got here.
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So I think that there
could just be a bunch
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of bees coming out of the tree's mouth.
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- [Nathan] OK, so this tree's releasing--
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- [Caldwell] Mmhm.
- [Nathan] (laughs) their bees
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onto the world, so it's
not a secret anymore.
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- [Nicholas] Or maybe you think it's bees.
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- [Nathan] Oh?
- [Nicholas] But it's actually
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a bunch of bees on a squirrel.
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- [Nathan] (laughs) Oh.
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- Like maybe maybe like
this cloud of bees comes out
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but they're really just
clinging to a squirrel,
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helping it fly.
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- Oh my god.
- And this is
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a bee-covered squirrel.
(Caldwell laughs)
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- [Caldwell] The bees
are helping the squirrel
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to realize the squirrel's dreams.
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- [Managar] Caldwell, Nicholas suggested
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that you draw a squirrel
surrounded by bees
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in a kind of nanosuit power armor.
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(Caldwell laughs)
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And you God damn better do as he says.
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- [Caldwell] Well, I'm drawing,
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I'm obviously drawing the tongue
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that doubles as a diving board
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that the squirrel is going
to be jumping off of.
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- [Nathan] (laughs) For the bee squirrel.
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- [Caldwell] Exactly. (laughs)
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- [Nathan] Oh my God.
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- [Nicholas] Like I don't wanna see
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any hair on the squirrel.
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- [Nathan] No.
- [Caldwell] Mmhm.
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- [Nicholas] That's how tightly the bees
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are clinging to--
- [Caldwell] (laughs)
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It's an armor of bees.
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(Nicholas laughs)
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You've heard of a bee
beard, this is a bee suit.
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- [Nathan] Yeah. (laughs)
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- [Caldwell] Not a
beekeeper, a bee befriender.
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(Nathan laughs)
- [Nicholas] But the bees
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are very sensitive to the movements--
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- [Nathan] Mmhm.
- [Caldwell] Mmhm.
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- [Nicholas] Of the squirrel,
very much like Ironman's suit.
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(Nathan laughs)
- [Caldwell] Exactly.
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- [Nicholas] So the squirrel can change
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direction in mid-flight.
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- [Caldwell] Now is this
squirrel screaming though?
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Despite the fact that they wanted this?
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- (laughs) It's screaming,
"I wanted this."
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(Caldwell laughs)
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It's exactly what it's screaming.
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- [Caldwell] This is a lovely
tree, with some lovely bees.
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- [Nicholas] You're probably
hearing the buzz of the bees
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as well though, so it's probably,
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you know,
(Nathan laughs)
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whatever scream it has is sort of--
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- [Nathan] Deafening.
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- [Nicholas] Cacophanic.
(Caldwell and Nathan laugh)
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Alongside the buzzing.
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- [Managar] You're really painting
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a beautiful mise-en-scene here
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(Nathan laughs)
with the boy being like,
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"Lovely Tree, Lovely Tree,
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please may I have one of your apples?"
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(Nathan laughs)
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And then just like a loud humming begins
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to bellow from inside him.
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- [Caldwell] Oh maybe the child should be
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raising their hands up in kind
of like a begging gesture,
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like "Give me one of them apples, please."
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- (laughs) And the tree's like,
"I've got something better."
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- (laughs) "Oh better than apples?"
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- (laughs) "Let me
introduce you to the future
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of crime fighting.
(Caldwell laughs)
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- [Nicholas] What is this squirrel's goal?
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(Nathan and Caldwell laugh)
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- [Caldwell] I don't
know the squirrel's goal
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but I do know it's name
and it's name is Honeynuts.
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- [Nathan] So Honeynuts, I
think originally Honeynuts
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just like befriended these bees--
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- [Caldwell] Mmhm.
- [Nathan] And wanted
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to harness their power and
now that it has harnessed
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their power, it's realizing
that this power comes
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with responsibility.
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- [Nicholas] Yeah, maybe it always wanted
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to be a flying squirrel.
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- [Caldwell] Yeah.
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- [Nicholas] And couldn't achieve that,
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maybe there was a bad accident on--
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- [Caldwell] Mmhm.
- [Nicholas] A powerline
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or something and it got its wish
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but with the wish came the price
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of being absolutely horrific.
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(Nathan laughs)
- [Caldwell] Mmhm.
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- [Nathan] The suggestion
was for lovely trees plural.
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- [Caldwell] Yeah.
- [Nathan] Maybe
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I could draw a second tree.
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- [Caldwell] I'm done here,
if y'all wanna add to it,
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please by all means.
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- Please, trees and bees.
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- (laughs) Bees and thank you.
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- (laughs) So I'm gonna
draw my favorite tree.
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- [Caldwell] Mmhm.
- [Nathan] What I consider
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to be a lovely tree.
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- [Caldwell] Oh.
- [Nathan] Maybe this breaks
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sort of the forest motif we were going for
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but I love a palm tree.
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- [Caldwell] Sure, they're
great, they got coconuts,
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they're way too tall.
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There's a lot of fun to
be had with a palm tree.
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- [Nicholas] I don't want to back peddle--
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- [Caldwell] Mmhm.
- [Nicholas] Too much here,
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but I'm noticing a lack of loveliness.
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- [Caldwell] Yeah, well I
think that this tree is lovely
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in its own way.
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- Nah, I think I get what
Nick's talking about,
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he's talking like Poison Ivy from Batman,
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just like big bazoombas
covered in ivy leaves--
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- OK.
- [Managar] And like
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kissy lips but also branches, right?
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- [Nicholas] Yeah, similar,
yeah, something like that.
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- [Nathan] OK, we do want
to gender these trees,
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(Caldwell laughs)
I think that that's important.
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- [Caldwell] That's very smart.
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- [Nathan] And I think just
like a full person's face.
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- [Caldwell] (laughs) Yeah.
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So this is fully an enchanted garden.
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- [Nathan] Yeah, I do
like the sort of shouting,
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like I think that this
(Caldwell laughs)
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this is how the trees talk.
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This is Pam.
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- [Caldwell] Pam Edow, yeah,
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she's also got her tongue way out.
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- Is something coming
out of her mouth as well?
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Every tree in this forest
bestows a different gift?
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- Well, that's why they call them trees is
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because they do give you treats.
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- (laughs) That is why
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they call them trees,
(Caldwell laughs)
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it's true, yeah.
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- [Caldwell] Nick, do
you have any thoughts
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on what could be just tumbling out
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of this beautiful tree's mouth?
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Just about to hit this boy on the head.
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- [Nicholas] She could
be emitting a liquid.
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(Caldwell laughs)
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- [Nathan] Oh, just a full, yeah.
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- [Caldwell] Yeah, she
could be doing that.
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And I do think that maybe
it is some sort of beverage
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that's coming out of the mouth.
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- [Nicholas] Or a syrup.
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- [Caldwell] A syrup would make sense.
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- [Nicholas] Sap is short for syrup.
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- [Nathan] OK, so it's just coming out.
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- [Caldwell] Oh, it's just spewing out.
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- [Nathan] It's just spewing
out, just sort of cascading--
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- [Caldwell] Mmhm.
- [Nathan] Out.
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- [Caldwell] Are they battling?
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- [Nathan] Oh.
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- [Nicholas] If the
syrup lands on the child,
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you might have an opportunity for bees
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to converge on that child,
allowing him to sort of suit up
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(Nathan laughs)
because the bees
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would converge on the syrupy sap.
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- [Caldwell] And then the squirrel
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would still be controlling the bees,
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but the squirrel and the
boy would kind of merge
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and then you would have kind
of like a squirrel-bee boy.
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- [Nathan] I think the sap
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should absolutely be
going towards this boy.
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- [Caldwell] Mmhm.
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- [Nathan] What an
absolute nightmare this is.
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- [Nicholas] It's also very powerful.
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(Nathan laughs)
- [Caldwell] Yeah.
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- [Nicholas] If this boy has some bullies
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that are troubling him--
- [Caldwell] Mmhm.
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- [Nicholas] He's now a
tour-de-force of revenge.
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- [Nathan] Trees are old as Hell,
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so their way of thinking
would be more complex.
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- [Caldwell] Mmhm.
- [Nathan] To a tree,
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this makes sense, this plan is perfect.
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- [Caldwell] Do you think the
trees have chosen this boy
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as their protector?
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- [Nathan] As their champion.
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- [Caldwell] Exactly.
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- And maybe it's like the
boy thinks the power is his,
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but really, he's entered
the pact with the trees.
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- A treaty if you will.
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- Mmhm.
- Mmhm.
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- [Nicholas] What are
the goals of the trees?
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- [Caldwell] I think trees are just in it
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for self-preservation, honestly.
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Maybe there is kind of
an environmental bend
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to this where they're empowering this boy
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and he's gonna go take on Exxon Valdez.
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- [Nathan] Yeah, I just drew a big flower
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is what I'm realizing.
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- [Caldwell] A little bit.
- [Nathan] By putting a face
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on a palm tree, I made a flower.
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- [Caldwell] I think we got
time for one more tree though.
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And I also think that the boy
needs one more gift (laughs).
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- [Nathan] The boy has not
received nearly enough gifts.
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So the squirrel's coming
to transfer his power--
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- [Caldwell] Yeah.
- [Nathan] To the boy.
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- [Nicholas] Oh and then the
squirrel is free after that?
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- [Caldwell] I think the squirrel
maybe becomes like his pet
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or mentor afterwards, it's
kind of like, you know,
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you pass your powers
onto the next generation.
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- [Nicholas] Dread Pirate Roberts--
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- [Caldwell] Mmhm.
- [Nicholas] You pass
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on the mantle.
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- [Caldwell] Exactly.
(Nathan laughs)
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- [Managar] You've got like
an Almight Midoria dynamic
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going on here, not that
I would ever know what
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that was a reference to.
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- [Nicholas] I barely
understand it myself.
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- I'm very pleased by
these trees and bees.
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Let's get our special guest in here.
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- Yeah, let's do it.
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- [Nicholas] I think
I'll start off thinking
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about what happens to this boy.
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- [Caldwell] OK.
- [Nicholas] Presumably,
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the boy is awash with the goop.
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(Nathan and Caldwell laugh)
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- [Nathan] A boy awash in goop.
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- [Caldwell] Ah, a classic tale.
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- [Nathan] Does this boy have a name?
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- Treater Treater.
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- Treater Treater Traker?
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- Treater Trunker. (laughs)
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- Treater Trunker, good.
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- [Nicholas] This is him
opening his mouth a little bit.
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- [Nathan] It's a little--
- [Nicholas] He's all
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gooped up.
(Nathan and Caldwell laugh)
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- [Caldwell] My man's so gooped.
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- [Nicholas] These bees
come from all directions.
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- [Caldwell] Oh.
- [Nicholas] And he knows
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the drill.
(Nathan laughs)
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Perhaps he's familiar with how bees
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power up forest wanderers.
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- [Caldwell] Mmhm.
- [Nathan] (laughs) I love
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this, this power up sequence,
(Caldwell laughs)
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it happens so slowly.
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- [Nicholas] So these
are bees all over him.
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- [Nathan] Yeah.
- [Caldwell] And I do like
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that you can kind of see his skull
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beneath the bee suit, like he's clearly
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been gnawed on a little bit.
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- [Nathan] The skin and the goop sort
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of fuse together, I imagine.
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- [Caldwell] Absolutely,
he's lean and clean
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and born anew.
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- [Nathan] So unlike other superheros,
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this boy can never return to his old life.
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- [Caldwell] I don't think so,
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I mean, he could try, but I think
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that everyone would be
very concerned about it.
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- [Nicholas] I think the
stingers are facing out.
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- [Nathan] Yeah, oh.
- [Caldwell] Oh,
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so he's protected.
- [Nathan] Armor.
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- [Nicholas] Yeah.
- [Nathan] He's got
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just a fully painful armor
- [Nicholas] Mm.
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- [Nathan] To anyone who
dares try and touch him.
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- [Caldwell] What a gift.
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- [Nicholas] Where's he going though?
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- Where is he going?
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Do you think that, is he
like a Johnny Applebees,
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(Nathan laughs)
where he goes from (laughs)
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from town to town.
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- God damn it.
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- Distributing low-cost
dinner options for families.
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(Caldwell laughs)
- (laughs) Johnny Applebees,
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fuck you, Cald.
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- [Caldwell] Just going from town to town,
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distributing honey and treats.
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- [Nathan] Distributing bees.
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- [Caldwell] (laughs) Distributing bees.
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- [Nathan] People are
wondering what happened
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to all the bees, they're all on this boy.
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- [Caldwell] So, yeah, Treater Trunks
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became Johnny Applebees and
he goes from town to town,
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fighting crime and, I guess,
saving the bee population
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'cause it was on the out and out,
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but now he is revitalizing the bees.
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- [Nathan] Yeah.
- [Caldwell] I think
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that you're gonna find honey
wherever you want it now.
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- [Nicholas] We don't know what
causes sudden hive collapse.
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- [Caldwell] Mmhm.
- [Nicholas] Is that
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the syndrome that--
- [Caldwell] That is, yeah.
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- [Nicholas] I think one of
the theories is Round Up.
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- [Caldwell] Mmhm.
- [Nicholas] I think
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it's an obsolete theory, but
if the bees don't know that,
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if they see a--
- [Nathan] Just any pesticide.
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- [Caldwell] Mmhm.
- [Nathan] Or herbicide.
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- [Caldwell] Yeah, they see
like a farmer spraying that DDT,
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they're just gonna kinda go
into defense mode automatically
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and probably just immolate him.
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- [Nicholas] Yeah, if he's got,
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I don't know how Round Up
is dispensed really, but--
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- [Caldwell] I think like you gotta draw
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like the most old timey spray cone.
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- [Nicholas] Oh right, yeah, those things.
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I forgot about those things.
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- [Caldwell] Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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like the big tube with like
a, oh yeah, there it is.
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It looks a giant icing dispenser,
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but full of drugs.
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This farmer is fully
minding his own business.
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- [Nathan] Yeah.
- [Caldwell] He was
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not expecting the golden death
(laughs) to come to (laughs).
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- [Nathan] The golden death.
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- [Caldwell] Is this farmer
spraying down his crops?
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- [Nicholas] He might even be directing it
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at the trees themselves.
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(Caldwell gasps)
- [Nathan] Oh,
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it all comes back around.
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- [Caldwell] A silent war
between farmer and tree.
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- [Nicholas] "I'd be growing more corn
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if it wasn't for these damn face plants."
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- [Caldwell] (laughs) 'Cause you think
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that these lovely trees
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with their beautiful enormous faces
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are just munching all his corn,
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so he's gotta poison them.
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- [Nathan] Trees famously
love corn, in this world.
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- [Caldwell] Is this like an action shot
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of Johnny Applebees springing into motion?
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- [Nicholas] Yeah, he
should be diving right
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for this guy.
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- [Caldwell] Absolutely.
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- He's probably yelling
something cool, like
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"Honey, I'm home."
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(Caldwell laughs)
- Oh my God.
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- Oh yes.
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Protector of the lovely trees.
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Oh, are these bee bullets?
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- [Nicholas] Yeah, they
probably like in addition
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to holding this guy up in the air,
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they're probably buzzing around him.
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(Nathan laughs)
It's kinda, you know,
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you don't really know how
Daenerys steers the dragon--
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- [Caldwell] Right.
- [Nicholas] You just
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kinda gotta suspend your belief
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that their like minds are sort of melded,
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like a rat in a cook's hat.
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(Caldwell laughs)
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- [Nathan] Love the face
he's making. (laughs)
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- [Caldwell] What is he saying there?
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- [Nathan] I liked "Honey, I'm home."
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- [Caldwell] "Honey, I'm
home" is pretty good.
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To me, the face is saying,
sounds like he's just saying,
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"Fucking stop it."
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- [Nathan] (laughs) Or just screaming,
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he just sort of an inhuman screech.
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- Yeah, to him, it sounds
like a witty bon mot
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but to the farmer it's just (buzzing)
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- To the farmer (laughs)
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- Yeah, I like the sound effect a lot.
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00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:58,217
- [Caldwell] Aw.
484
00:14:58,220 --> 00:15:01,260
- [Nathan] This farmer has
no idea how fucked he is.
485
00:15:01,260 --> 00:15:03,650
- [Caldwell] (laughs) I
mean look at his expression.
486
00:15:03,650 --> 00:15:05,290
He doesn't even know
what's gonna happen to him.
487
00:15:05,290 --> 00:15:07,520
- [Nicholas] Maybe the
farmer's just clobbered.
488
00:15:07,516 --> 00:15:08,896
- [Caldwell] (laughs) OK, yeah.
489
00:15:08,900 --> 00:15:10,970
- [Nathan] Managar, this is
why we need special guests--
490
00:15:10,967 --> 00:15:12,277
- [Caldwell] Mmhm.
- [Nathan] On the show,
491
00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:15,580
because like we usually like
we'll draw like a character
492
00:15:15,580 --> 00:15:18,930
or one scene, but we're
getting like a play by play.
493
00:15:18,930 --> 00:15:20,100
This is very special.
494
00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:21,960
- [Caldwell] Cartoon-O-Tron's
gonna be able to use this.
495
00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:24,195
- [Nathan] (laughs) Oh my God.
- [Caldwell] Oh.
496
00:15:25,881 --> 00:15:28,751
Wait, is he like vampire biting him?
497
00:15:28,750 --> 00:15:30,400
- [Managar] He's clearly getting absorbed.
498
00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:33,480
- [Nicholas] He's just clinging
as tenaciously as he can.
499
00:15:33,475 --> 00:15:34,585
(Nathan laughs)
500
00:15:34,590 --> 00:15:36,180
So that maximum stinging occurs.
501
00:15:36,175 --> 00:15:38,135
(Caldwell laughs)
502
00:15:38,140 --> 00:15:40,010
- [Managar] Oh, it's about surface area.
503
00:15:40,010 --> 00:15:41,360
(Caldwell laughs)
- [Nicholas] I bet the bees,
504
00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:42,820
if they sting the same place,
505
00:15:42,820 --> 00:15:46,280
they could probably like
forge a hole into his chest.
506
00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:47,110
- [Nathan] Uh-huh.
- [Nicholas] So that
507
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:49,153
they can then start
entering the farmer's body.
508
00:15:49,150 --> 00:15:50,030
- [Caldwell] Oh.
- [Nathan] Uh-huh.
509
00:15:50,030 --> 00:15:51,950
I think our biggest problem is--
510
00:15:51,950 --> 00:15:53,620
- [Caldwell] Mmhm.
- [Nathan] We usually use
511
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:56,280
the prompt we get as
sort of our North Star--
512
00:15:56,280 --> 00:15:57,490
- [Caldwell] Yeah.
- [Nathan] And, I think,
513
00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:59,490
just taking it as a jumping off point
514
00:15:59,490 --> 00:16:02,250
and then seeing how far we can get.
515
00:16:02,250 --> 00:16:04,290
- [Caldwell] How far away from the words
516
00:16:04,290 --> 00:16:05,440
that were said to us.
517
00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:08,450
- [Nathan] Because this is
one of my favorite things.
518
00:16:08,450 --> 00:16:10,560
- [Caldwell] Yeah, no,
this is the best thing
519
00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:11,980
that's ever been done on the show.
520
00:16:11,980 --> 00:16:14,210
- [Nicholas] There are so
many bees inside the farmer
521
00:16:14,206 --> 00:16:16,616
(Nathan laughs)
he's swelling,
522
00:16:16,620 --> 00:16:19,110
and I would imagine that some of them
523
00:16:19,110 --> 00:16:20,680
are coming out of his orifices--
524
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:21,810
- [Nathan] Uh-huh.
- [Nicholas] Like from
525
00:16:21,810 --> 00:16:23,040
inside out.
- [Nathan] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
526
00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:24,180
- [Caldwell] Yeah.
- [Nicholas] And I think
527
00:16:24,180 --> 00:16:26,070
some kind of insult to injury would be
528
00:16:26,070 --> 00:16:29,410
that bee boy could like
fly up into the sky
529
00:16:29,410 --> 00:16:30,720
with his bees--
- [Caldwell] Yeah.
530
00:16:30,716 --> 00:16:33,916
- [Nicholas] And be carrying
the body of the farmer,
531
00:16:33,924 --> 00:16:35,714
(Nathan laughs)
perhaps by his suspenders,
532
00:16:35,712 --> 00:16:38,532
(Caldwell and Nathan laugh)
you know, just kinda flying--
533
00:16:38,530 --> 00:16:39,760
- [Nathan] Uh-huh.
- [Caldwell] Yeah.
534
00:16:39,757 --> 00:16:41,007
- [Nicholas] And the big insult would
535
00:16:41,010 --> 00:16:44,420
just be dropping his swollen body.
536
00:16:44,415 --> 00:16:45,485
(Nathan laughs)
- [Managar] His swollen,
537
00:16:45,490 --> 00:16:47,020
ruined corpse.
- [Nicholas] Yeah,
538
00:16:47,020 --> 00:16:49,740
swollen, ruined, bee-filled corpse.
539
00:16:49,736 --> 00:16:52,596
- [Nathan] (laughs) Like I
don't know who the show is for
540
00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:54,370
but, like, it's one of those ones
541
00:16:54,370 --> 00:16:56,140
where it's like you can't look away.
542
00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:56,970
- [Caldwell] Uh-huh.
- [Nathan] It's not
543
00:16:56,973 --> 00:16:59,373
a feel-good show, it's not, you know,
544
00:16:59,370 --> 00:17:01,640
it's not like a action show necessarily
545
00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:03,890
because there doesn't seem to be any way
546
00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:05,390
to stop this bee boy.
547
00:17:05,390 --> 00:17:06,410
- I think I've got it.
548
00:17:06,410 --> 00:17:07,240
- Uh-huh.
549
00:17:07,243 --> 00:17:09,473
- I think this is the first show for bees.
550
00:17:09,467 --> 00:17:11,057
- Oh my God.
551
00:17:11,060 --> 00:17:12,090
- [Caldwell] Because, again,
552
00:17:12,090 --> 00:17:13,570
we've talked about hive collapse,
553
00:17:13,570 --> 00:17:16,330
but you turn this show
on in front of a hive,
554
00:17:16,330 --> 00:17:19,480
they're all gonna get so
amped about being bees
555
00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:21,420
that they're gonna produce
twice as much honey.
556
00:17:21,420 --> 00:17:24,400
- [Nathan] So this is a
show that is exclusively
557
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:25,430
for bees--
- [Caldwell] For bees.
558
00:17:25,434 --> 00:17:26,864
- [Nathan] It's to get them excited--
559
00:17:26,860 --> 00:17:28,020
- [Caldwell] Uh-huh.
- [Nathan] About taking
560
00:17:28,020 --> 00:17:29,400
their revenge--
- [Nicholas] It's at least
561
00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:30,700
for the bee cause.
562
00:17:30,700 --> 00:17:31,580
- [Nathan] Uh-huh.
- [Caldwell] Exactly.
563
00:17:31,577 --> 00:17:33,987
- [Nicholas] You know, you
can promote bee awareness,
564
00:17:33,990 --> 00:17:37,100
you can probably have some
PBS-like thank yous at the end.
565
00:17:37,097 --> 00:17:39,337
"Only with our cooperation can we
566
00:17:39,340 --> 00:17:41,220
prevent sudden hive collapse."
567
00:17:41,220 --> 00:17:42,120
- [Caldwell] Yeah.
- [Nathan] Exactly,
568
00:17:42,122 --> 00:17:42,962
yeah, yeah, yeah.
569
00:17:42,955 --> 00:17:46,085
- Alright, fellas, the
crimson flame has alit
570
00:17:46,090 --> 00:17:48,890
and the hour of judgment is at hand.
571
00:17:48,890 --> 00:17:53,840
All rise, Cartoon-O-Tron,
bestow us with your animation
572
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,960
and production qualities.
573
00:17:55,962 --> 00:17:57,822
(mechanical whirring)
- Oh, behave.
574
00:17:57,824 --> 00:17:59,094
(Nathan laughs)
575
00:17:59,090 --> 00:18:00,500
- Oh, no, he didn't.
576
00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:03,610
- Sorry, I'm just feeling
sassy because I'm full of bees.
577
00:18:03,610 --> 00:18:04,440
(Nathan laughs)
578
00:18:04,443 --> 00:18:07,463
Literally, I am full of
bees, that is what I run on,
579
00:18:07,460 --> 00:18:09,230
that is my primary power source,
580
00:18:09,230 --> 00:18:12,110
so this drawing is going to
give me some serious pep.
581
00:18:12,110 --> 00:18:15,620
- Hopefully, the bees inside
you appreciate the show we made
582
00:18:15,620 --> 00:18:17,510
'cause it's for them we decided.
583
00:18:17,510 --> 00:18:19,040
- For bees, by bees.
584
00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:20,280
- And starring bees, yeah.
585
00:18:20,276 --> 00:18:21,106
(Caldwell laughs)
586
00:18:21,109 --> 00:18:22,769
- Sounds like the perfect show to me.
587
00:18:22,770 --> 00:18:25,250
Nicholas, you have done an amazing job.
588
00:18:25,250 --> 00:18:28,460
You are friend of the bees
and will never be stung again.
589
00:18:28,460 --> 00:18:29,950
- I pledge my service
(Caldwell and Nathan laugh)
590
00:18:29,950 --> 00:18:30,900
to their royalty.
591
00:18:30,900 --> 00:18:32,780
- It's beautiful, what a beautiful moment.
592
00:18:32,780 --> 00:18:34,100
- Come with me after the show
593
00:18:34,100 --> 00:18:36,700
and I will give you some
of my special jelly.
594
00:18:36,702 --> 00:18:37,542
(Nathan laughs)
595
00:18:37,535 --> 00:18:38,365
- The royal jelly?
596
00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:40,808
- The most royal
possible, but first I have
597
00:18:40,810 --> 00:18:42,850
to eat this cartoon and make a show.
598
00:18:42,850 --> 00:18:43,680
- Yep, here you go.
599
00:18:43,683 --> 00:18:44,683
(machinery whirring)
Enjoy.
600
00:18:44,677 --> 00:18:46,157
- Slurp.
601
00:18:46,163 --> 00:18:49,703
(electronic buzzing)
602
00:18:49,695 --> 00:18:54,105
(spraying)
(buzzing)
603
00:18:57,323 --> 00:19:01,063
(whooshing)
(louder buzzing)
604
00:19:01,061 --> 00:19:04,231
(buzzing intensifies)
605
00:19:07,803 --> 00:19:10,943
(whooshing)
606
00:19:10,936 --> 00:19:13,406
(whooshing)
607
00:19:13,407 --> 00:19:15,067
(whooshing)
608
00:19:15,072 --> 00:19:17,742
(light popping)
609
00:19:19,832 --> 00:19:22,922
(gentle piano music)
610
00:19:38,249 --> 00:19:40,419
(buzzing)
611
00:19:42,896 --> 00:19:45,056
(buzzing)
612
00:19:47,332 --> 00:19:49,302
(buzzing)
613
00:19:49,301 --> 00:19:50,831
(buzzing)
614
00:19:50,827 --> 00:19:53,627
- OK, well, that is Untitled Bee Project.
615
00:19:53,630 --> 00:19:55,810
There's just too many puns to choose from
616
00:19:55,810 --> 00:19:57,120
when it comes to bees.
617
00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:58,620
Managar, what did you think of the show.
618
00:19:58,620 --> 00:20:01,730
- To paraphrase the poet, Joyce Kilmer--
619
00:20:01,730 --> 00:20:02,560
- [Caldwell] Mm.
- I think
620
00:20:02,563 --> 00:20:06,733
that I shall never see a
poem as lovely as a tree.
621
00:20:06,733 --> 00:20:08,873
(Nathan laughs)
Poems are made by fools
622
00:20:08,870 --> 00:20:12,370
like me, but only God can make a tree.
623
00:20:12,371 --> 00:20:15,091
Oh, hey, I don't see
anything about bees in here.
624
00:20:15,092 --> 00:20:16,072
(Nathan laughs)
625
00:20:16,071 --> 00:20:17,431
What did you do?
626
00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:19,043
What did you do?
627
00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:21,470
The title was trees!
(Nathan laughs)
628
00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:23,080
The farmer is dead.
629
00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:24,730
- Well--
- Chaos is reigning.
630
00:20:24,729 --> 00:20:27,129
(Nathan laughs)
Colony collapse disorder
631
00:20:27,130 --> 00:20:28,520
hasn't actually been an issue,
632
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:30,130
it's been largely resolved.
633
00:20:30,130 --> 00:20:30,960
- Oh no.
634
00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:32,553
- You are stepping on so many toes,
635
00:20:32,550 --> 00:20:34,230
I got a mountain of paperwork.
(Nathan laughs)
636
00:20:34,230 --> 00:20:37,010
Dear God, why did you think
you could get away with this.
637
00:20:37,010 --> 00:20:38,820
- I dunno, we thought--
- We thought of a fun tangent.
638
00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:41,480
A fun turn.
- You know, it's violent,
639
00:20:41,484 --> 00:20:44,274
it's for bees.
640
00:20:44,270 --> 00:20:45,800
- Nicholas, you did your best,
641
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:48,120
obviously the pact will remain honored,
642
00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:50,690
as soon as you return
to the surface world,
643
00:20:50,690 --> 00:20:53,290
your next three projects will be approved
644
00:20:53,290 --> 00:20:55,820
without even needing to
resort to crowdfunding.
645
00:20:55,820 --> 00:20:56,650
- Wow.
- [Managar] Yeah,
646
00:20:56,653 --> 00:20:58,493
normal funding.
- That's a good pact.
647
00:20:58,490 --> 00:21:00,560
- Nathan, Caldwell, here's the thing,
648
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:04,620
bees, haha, funny, bees, great,
you know what's not funny?
649
00:21:04,620 --> 00:21:05,830
Wasps.
650
00:21:05,830 --> 00:21:06,860
- Oh.
- Everyone hates wasps,
651
00:21:06,860 --> 00:21:08,070
they can sting more than once.
652
00:21:08,070 --> 00:21:11,160
- That's why a big one's gonna lay eggs
653
00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:14,350
in both of your sternums
in about 30 seconds, so--
654
00:21:14,349 --> 00:21:15,589
- [Caldwell] Oh.
- Make peace
655
00:21:15,590 --> 00:21:17,420
with whatever God you still worship,
656
00:21:17,420 --> 00:21:18,630
'cause I am outta here.
657
00:21:18,630 --> 00:21:21,410
- Well.
- I can hear the wasps buzzing
658
00:21:21,410 --> 00:21:23,390
and I hate the sound of wasps.
659
00:21:23,390 --> 00:21:25,650
Bees, a nice pleasant hum, wasps--
660
00:21:25,650 --> 00:21:27,000
- Mmhm.
- Just gross.
661
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,520
- Yeah, let's really talk some shit
662
00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:31,160
about wasps right before
they come to end us.
663
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:32,130
- Yeah.
- Well, Nick,
664
00:21:32,130 --> 00:21:34,130
it was really cool to meet you.
665
00:21:34,130 --> 00:21:35,670
- Yeah.
- I wish it had been
666
00:21:35,670 --> 00:21:37,840
under happier circumstances--
- Mmhm.
667
00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:40,000
- But, uh, hey, good luck
on your next projects.
668
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:40,830
- Yeah.
- Sounds like they're
669
00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:41,713
gonna be real winners.
670
00:21:41,710 --> 00:21:42,540
- Thanks for having me on.
671
00:21:42,543 --> 00:21:43,383
Great meeting you guys.
- Yeah.
672
00:21:43,376 --> 00:21:44,446
- Absolutely, yeah.
673
00:21:44,450 --> 00:21:47,540
- Oh, there he goes and,
oh, here come the wasps.
674
00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:48,630
- Oh, look at these idiots.
675
00:21:48,630 --> 00:21:49,730
- [Nathan] Oh, look at these dumb--
676
00:21:49,730 --> 00:21:50,600
- [Caldwell] Oh.
- [Nathan] Right
677
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:51,430
into my sternum.
678
00:21:51,433 --> 00:21:53,003
- [Caldwell] Well, thanks
for watching Cartoon Hell.
679
00:21:53,003 --> 00:21:56,223
We're here forever and we
are just chock full of wasps.
680
00:21:56,220 --> 00:21:57,500
- [Nathan] Buzz, buzz.
681
00:21:57,500 --> 00:21:58,850
- [Caldwell] Bee seeing ya.
682
00:21:58,900 --> 00:22:03,450
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