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LARRY: This is so cool. You
actually live a sci-fi adventure.
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And I've done some
pretty cool things.
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I mean, I don't
wanna brag, but...
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Here, look.
You can tell which one I am
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because I'm the only one
not in a Romulan costume.
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Oh! Thank you.
Thank you very much.
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And this one. This one's
gonna be big back in Kenosha.
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This is yours truly with none
other than the son of Whit Bissell.
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Huh?
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Whit Bissell? I was a
Teenage Frankenstein? 1957?
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Now, I know you guys
rent videos
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and you definitely
should carry this one.
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Now I only have it
on DVD, but...
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That's okay. We have a
limited rental business.
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Why does that
not surprise me?
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Excuse me?
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It's just not how
I would do things.
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You know, your whole merchandise
display thing is a little...
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And you're an expert?
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(SCOFFS)
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Have you ever heard of
Walmart? Assistant Manager
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trainee.
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Let's get the final sighting so we
can start setting up the gridline.
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Move up
on that rise.
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You'll let me know if
I get eaten here, right?
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Yeah.
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(CRACKLING)
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See, what I would do,
in-store, that is,
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is I would put more of
a sci-fi spin on things.
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You know, I know you're just
a general store, but, like...
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When you go to Roswell,
for example, and you walk in
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to, like, the Kwik-E-Mart for your
beef jerky, or your nachos, or your
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whatever, I mean, guess what?
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They're wearing space
helmets. Really, so...
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(WRIST-SEISMO BUZZING)
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Is he coming?
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Shh!
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This is so cool.
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Shh!
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(GLASS SHATTERING)
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He's gone.
(SHOUTING) Oh, my God!
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That was
the coolest thing ever!
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Oh, I will never, ever be
the same. That was just...
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I gotta document this.
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Okay.
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He's still not in the
area, but walk softly...
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And carry a big stick.
I know.
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(HISSING)
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(SCREAMING)
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Robert!
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The store,
Perfection, Nevada.
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Moments after a close encounter
of the subterranean kind.
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And me?
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A stranger
in a strange land.
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Yo, Larry. Complimentary cup of
coffee if you drink it outside.
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Oh, I don't drink coffee,
it makes me wired.
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You do now.
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Well, see,
my mom says that...
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(DOOR OPENING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(GROANS)
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(SCREAMING)
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(HISSING)
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How you doing?
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Look, now I'm not one
to turn down business,
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but I'm all booked up
at the moment.
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Got a big group scheduled.
Kenosha, Wisconsin Booster Club.
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Yeah, that's me!
All right!
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You... You're
the Booster Club?
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Well, there is no Booster
Club. I just call myself that.
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See, I wanted to make sure I had
the whole tour to myself. You know?
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More one-on-one time?
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Tyler Reed and Larry
Norvel, monster hunters!
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You paid for
eight tickets?
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Uh-huh. Yeah, and we're all ready
to get going. So let's get going.
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All right.
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Let's everybody
get aboard.
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No pushing
and shoving, now.
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And action!
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Riding shotgun
with my man!
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Graboid country,
here we come!
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While he may
reach untold depths,
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the Graboid is a creature
that feeds on the surface.
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Anything that moves
or makes a sound
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is prey to this giant
subterranean killing machine.
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Subterranean killing
machine. Excellent!
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Look, Larry, no offense, but you
gotta stay buckled up in your seat,
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and leave the rest
to me.
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Sure, no problem,
Tyler. Sorry.
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We have been searching these
killing fields for hours,
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and still no sign of the giant
subterranean killing machine
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known as El Blanco.
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But we will keep looking and
looking until we find him.
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We may even stay out
all night if we have to.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
We might...
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Hang on a second. I've already
given you an extra half hour.
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You're giving up?
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Maybe some other time.
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Well, I... You know, no offense
there, Tyler, but, you know,
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your brochure here says,
"See the Graboid,"
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which to me means
"see the Graboid,"
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not "drive around, maybe see
the Graboid, look at scenery."
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Yeah? And the release
form clearly states,
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"Graboid sightings
not guaranteed."
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It's not some hippo
in a jungle boat ride.
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I mean, exactly,
that's my point.
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I mean, the Loch Ness Monster, you
can't see it so you can't confirm it.
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UFO sightings,
I mean, inconclusive.
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But this? I mean, come on! This is El
Blanco! This is the genuine article!
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I mean, you and Burt Gummer,
you're out here going,
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"Behold the mighty El Blanco!"
I mean, that is pretty crazy.
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You through yet?
Through?
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I just got here,
I'm gonna hang out some more,
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you know, maybe go
on the tour tomorrow.
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Tomorrow? Yeah. And
the next day after that.
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If we haven't seen El Blanco
or one of those Shriekers,
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(STAMMERS) I would love
to see one of those.
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Maybe one of those
Ass-Blasters.
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Can you imagine? Man, I would
love to see one of those.
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Maybe I didn't make
enough noise.
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Let's just give it
one more try.
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Yeah! Absolutely.
Let's do it.
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(SOFTLY) Come on, El Blanco. Yeah.
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And action!
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(LARRY LAUGHING)
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BURT: What's he
doing out here?
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All right.
Wait here a second.
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What are you doing
out here?
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Collecting
scrub berries.
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I'm gonna show my survival
students how to make a poultice.
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For any wounds you might incur
while struggling to survive.
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Great, Burt.
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You haven't seen any sign
of El Blanco, have you?
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Not today, and what are
you doing way over here?
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You're awfully far off
Twitchell's approved route.
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I really have to
raise El Blanco
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or else that dude is gonna
hang around forever.
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That doesn't give you
the right to go off-route.
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You could get all
our asses in a sling.
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(SIGHING)
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Hey, Larry! Check it out.
Recognize this guy?
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Oh, my God!
Is that Burt Gummer?
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Oh, this is so sweet.
It's so nice to meet you.
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In fact, I was wondering if I
could get a photo of just you and I.
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You don't mind,
do you?
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(CAMERA CLICKING) There you
go. There. Oh! There it is.
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If ever you two need an
assistant or a helper or whatever,
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I would love
to help out.
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Because what you guys are
doing, I mean, that's my dream.
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In fact, I was thinking
if it was possible for me...
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(BEEPING) Maybe I could
tag along today and we...
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What's that? What? Is it
go time? Is it El Blanco?
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Let's get in the jeep!
Let's go! Let's go!
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(BEEPING)
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It's not moving.
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Yeah, somebody's
out there.
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What?
Doing what?
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Making a lot of
dangerous vibrations.
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Where was El Blanco
the last time you saw him?
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TYLER: It's kind of a moot
point, Burt, because there he is.
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Oh! Let's
go get him!
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We'll go get him,
you'll stay here.
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Stay... Stay here? I'm not gonna
stay here, I'm with you guys! Come on!
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I'll sit in the back, because,
you know, I'm your back-up
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and the back seat's probably
the best place for a back-up.
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No! Now listen tight. El
Blanco's in the vicinity.
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But I want to see El Blanco!
Up on solid rock, now.
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But that's what I want to see.
I want to see El Blanco.
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Stay there
till we get back.
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But the brochure...
Sit!
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Stay!
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Whoever the fools are,
if we don't get there soon...
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Yeah. Graboid chow.
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(GRUNTING)
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Whoa!
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(GRUNTS)
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Concussion grenades.
Gotta be Burt Gummer.
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Yeah, no kidding.
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Stop! We're fine!
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(WHIRRING)
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(WHIRRING STOPS)
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Whoa!
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Thanks for your concern, but
there's really no need for that.
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No need to save you
from El Blanco?
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What the hell are you
doing drilling out here?
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I thought this was
all taken care of.
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Yeah. Twitchell said
everyone would be notified.
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Notified of what? Our presence
out here, what we're doing,
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and the fact that we don't really
need to be saved from El Blanco.
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Really?
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So if we hadn't come along, you wouldn't
be halfway down El Blanco's gullet by now?
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Oh, come on, you don't
think we'd be stupid enough
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to drill for soil samples
without monitoring his movements.
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What good does that do when you're
hundreds of yards from safe ground?
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Well, we installed a
simple anti-Graboid system.
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Three-inch-thick steel plates
around all of our work areas.
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Crude, but effective.
But, hey, thanks anyway.
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Mr. Reed and
Mr. Gummer, right?
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I recognize you
from your files.
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What files?
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Just press clippings,
Mr. Gummer. That's all.
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I'm Dr. Casey Matthews
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and these are my assistants,
Roger Garret and Pete Norris.
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The three of us and our
two associates in the field
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were sent by the
Department of the Interior.
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More scientists?
Sent out here to do what?
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I'm a research
geneticist.
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Geneticist!
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Here to study the effects of
Mixmaster on the local ecosystem?
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That's right.
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That's good, Burt.
Let me, uh...
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Let me try one.
Mmm.
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You were sent here by the
Department of the Interior,
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only poor old
Twitchell somehow
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forgot to give us
the heads-up.
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You're good, too.
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Come on. We got a lunatic
to retrieve from a rock.
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Oh, guys...
Yeah?
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Stop by the lab anytime. It's
not a top secret operation.
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Really.
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Burt, I would think you'd be
glad to have some professionals
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looking into this
Mixmaster situation.
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You enjoy being
a lab experiment?
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To them we're
one big petri dish
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and they're just waiting
to see what grows.
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You over-dramatize
everything, Burt.
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Remains to be seen.
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Leave my coffee maker
alone. Out! I'll do that.
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I like it strong.
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I know you like it strong.
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You know, this could be part
of the ongoing conspiracy
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to cover up
evidence of the lab.
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You thought that bar codes and
pay-per-view were conspiracies.
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Remains to be seen.
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Look, what...
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What the hell?
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JODl: Shh!
It's a tourist.
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Should have
left him on the rock.
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Whoa. This'll look great on my web site.
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I show up on your web
site, I have friends.
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00:13:01,247 --> 00:13:04,307
They will find you.
Understand?
242
00:13:04,383 --> 00:13:07,716
Yeah, I was just... I was
just documenting. You know.
243
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:10,415
Perfection. I'll do... I'll
go look at the water tower.
244
00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:13,614
(WHISPERING)
What the hell?
245
00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:16,990
TYLER: Now, what's
this balloon gonna do?
246
00:13:19,899 --> 00:13:21,457
We're tracking air
currents in the valley
247
00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:23,627
to get a better idea of
where Mixmaster might escape
248
00:13:23,702 --> 00:13:24,999
if it's ever
airborne.
249
00:13:25,070 --> 00:13:26,401
Airborne
Mixmaster?
250
00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:27,734
Well, we just
don't know.
251
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,297
That's why
we're here.
252
00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:31,366
Carl, come in.
253
00:13:31,443 --> 00:13:34,810
Robert? What the hell
are you guys doing?
254
00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:38,306
Carl, Robert,
do you copy?
255
00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:42,482
Problem?
I hope not.
256
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:46,121
Carl and Robert,
my survey guys.
257
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:49,727
(SIGHS) They should've
been here a while ago.
258
00:13:50,029 --> 00:13:51,758
They're not
answering their radio.
259
00:13:52,965 --> 00:13:54,523
Around here
that's a bad sign.
260
00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:56,227
Where are they
supposed to be?
261
00:14:10,316 --> 00:14:11,408
Carl?
262
00:14:16,088 --> 00:14:17,282
Robert?
263
00:14:20,492 --> 00:14:22,221
Where are you guys?
264
00:14:46,585 --> 00:14:47,711
Is that
necessary?
265
00:14:47,786 --> 00:14:49,219
Half the time
it's not enough.
266
00:14:58,163 --> 00:15:00,723
(GASPS) Oh, my God.
267
00:15:10,009 --> 00:15:11,772
It's them,
isn't it?
268
00:15:22,621 --> 00:15:23,849
BURT: I've notified
Twitchell.
269
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,220
JODl: And I called
the coroner.
270
00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:26,918
Guess that's all we
can do for now. Yeah.
271
00:15:26,992 --> 00:15:29,222
Coroner? Afraid so. We got
two dead bodies out there
272
00:15:29,295 --> 00:15:32,128
and we don't know why.
Bodies? Skeletons.
273
00:15:32,197 --> 00:15:33,425
Skeletons.
274
00:15:33,499 --> 00:15:35,262
Excuse me, ladies,
but I really don't think
275
00:15:35,334 --> 00:15:38,326
every tourist who comes to
town is on a need-to-know basis.
276
00:15:38,404 --> 00:15:40,770
Well, why not? Thought you
didn't like cover-ups, Burt.
277
00:15:40,839 --> 00:15:42,170
I don't.
Well?
278
00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:43,265
Well, what?
279
00:15:43,342 --> 00:15:46,470
Well, either you believe in a free
flow of information or you don't.
280
00:15:46,545 --> 00:15:48,035
It's not that simple.
My point is,
281
00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:50,980
we have to maintain at
least some control over...
282
00:15:51,050 --> 00:15:53,245
Over who knows what.
283
00:15:53,319 --> 00:15:55,082
And who decides
that, Burt?
284
00:15:55,154 --> 00:15:57,884
I mean, come on. It's
the same as a cover-up.
285
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,482
Disseminating information
in a controlled manner
286
00:16:00,559 --> 00:16:04,051
to protect the integrity of an
investigation is not a cover-up.
287
00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:05,460
Listen to yourself!
288
00:16:05,531 --> 00:16:06,828
I'd rather do that
than listen to you.
289
00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:09,663
Yeah, well, why don't you two just
table this philosophical debate
290
00:16:09,735 --> 00:16:12,363
till later, okay? Because
we all got things to do.
291
00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:14,531
Yeah, and you're both
giving me a headache.
292
00:16:18,344 --> 00:16:20,141
This is a major mystery,
293
00:16:20,212 --> 00:16:23,648
because El Blanco wouldn't just
leave a skeleton on the ground.
294
00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:29,579
Which you all probably
obviously know.
295
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:32,453
Why don't you and Nancy have
a nice long talk about that?
296
00:16:32,524 --> 00:16:34,458
You could even
cook him some supper.
297
00:16:34,526 --> 00:16:36,551
She makes a mean tofu goulash.
298
00:16:36,628 --> 00:16:39,859
And you, like, make all the action figures,
right? Because I love action figures.
299
00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:42,298
Yeah. And I'm really busy
with one at the moment,
300
00:16:42,368 --> 00:16:43,392
so, maybe later.
301
00:16:43,469 --> 00:16:46,404
That's cool. No problem.
I'll watch, you work.
302
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:03,344
Come on, Casey, we gotta run
the tissue samples from the site.
303
00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:08,959
I can't do this.
304
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:10,859
You have to.
305
00:17:10,929 --> 00:17:13,261
We gotta find out what the
hell happened out there.
306
00:17:13,332 --> 00:17:15,562
Look, Casey,
this almost certainly
307
00:17:15,634 --> 00:17:16,999
has something to do
with Mixmaster,
308
00:17:17,069 --> 00:17:20,266
and that's exactly what
we're here to study, right?
309
00:17:21,073 --> 00:17:24,634
Casey, we all knew
it could be dangerous.
310
00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:26,607
(STIFLING SOBS)
311
00:17:27,112 --> 00:17:28,909
But I never
imagined this.
312
00:17:31,116 --> 00:17:33,846
CLETUS: The one sad reality
of our profession, my dear,
313
00:17:33,919 --> 00:17:38,151
is that many of the greatest
discoveries are born of tragedy.
314
00:17:39,525 --> 00:17:41,390
Trust me. Cletus is
a guy who knows.
315
00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:43,054
Cletus Poffenberger?
316
00:17:43,829 --> 00:17:45,956
I am he.
317
00:17:47,099 --> 00:17:48,191
Cletus knows more
than anyone about...
318
00:17:48,267 --> 00:17:50,326
I know. I've read
every one of his essays.
319
00:17:51,103 --> 00:17:52,661
Brilliant work.
320
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:55,639
Well, I'm glad
you think so.
321
00:17:56,508 --> 00:18:00,968
At the time they dubbed me
an eccentric. Can you imagine?
322
00:18:02,548 --> 00:18:04,607
You...
You are eccentric.
323
00:18:05,951 --> 00:18:10,012
Well, I just thought maybe
you could use a second opinion.
324
00:18:10,722 --> 00:18:13,520
These remains...
325
00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:15,150
Yeah, Roger just
brought them in.
326
00:18:15,294 --> 00:18:17,159
Let's see what
they can tell us.
327
00:18:25,737 --> 00:18:28,069
An organic acid.
328
00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:31,640
Any of the indigenous flora
excrete something like that?
329
00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:34,474
No, no. Certainly
not this powerful.
330
00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:38,247
Let's get this sample
under a mass-spectrometer
331
00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:41,115
and see if we can
answer the big question.
332
00:19:21,026 --> 00:19:22,015
Mixmaster?
333
00:19:24,129 --> 00:19:25,153
Of course.
334
00:19:25,230 --> 00:19:27,528
The organic acid that killed
them was loaded with it.
335
00:19:27,599 --> 00:19:28,861
And the acid,
where'd that come from?
336
00:19:28,934 --> 00:19:30,162
CLETUS: No idea.
337
00:19:30,235 --> 00:19:32,863
Perhaps some
parasitic creature
338
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,667
that spits it out
to attack its prey.
339
00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:36,730
Or maybe
340
00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:40,507
a digestive juice,
341
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,875
like that injected
by certain spiders.
342
00:19:43,949 --> 00:19:45,473
Roger and Pete
are up there now
343
00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:48,145
looking for tracks or
any other kind of sign.
344
00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:05,062
That's 100 square feet. Yeah.
345
00:20:05,437 --> 00:20:08,497
All right, let's add a couple
more feet to our radius, all right?
346
00:20:20,919 --> 00:20:21,908
(HISSING)
347
00:20:21,987 --> 00:20:26,117
(SCREAMING) Pete! What's wrong?
348
00:20:26,858 --> 00:20:27,950
Pete!
349
00:20:46,144 --> 00:20:50,205
BURT: Careful, now. This is the
area where Pete got hit by the acid.
350
00:21:00,392 --> 00:21:02,223
What the hell
are we looking at?
351
00:21:02,294 --> 00:21:04,558
The legacy of
science run amok.
352
00:21:07,866 --> 00:21:10,460
They should have worn
full hazmat suits.
353
00:21:11,536 --> 00:21:13,094
Thought it was an animal
of some sort, you know,
354
00:21:13,171 --> 00:21:15,605
something that we
could see coming.
355
00:21:15,674 --> 00:21:17,767
Don't blame yourself,
Roger.
356
00:21:18,477 --> 00:21:21,776
We'll figure this thing out, analyze it,
357
00:21:23,181 --> 00:21:24,307
then destroy it.
358
00:21:25,217 --> 00:21:26,275
Hey, look at this.
359
00:21:28,053 --> 00:21:29,418
What the...
360
00:21:30,055 --> 00:21:31,682
(BOTH EXCLAIM)
361
00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:33,716
Jeez.
362
00:21:34,426 --> 00:21:37,725
Must have been full of that
acid. Shot it up somehow.
363
00:21:39,064 --> 00:21:41,089
Looks like
it's empty now.
364
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:49,069
TYLER: Look at this.
365
00:21:49,808 --> 00:21:52,140
I wonder how far
this thing goes.
366
00:21:52,411 --> 00:21:55,505
BURT: Can you cut it? Carefully?
We can take it back to the lab.
367
00:21:56,281 --> 00:21:58,044
I'll give it a shot.
368
00:21:58,784 --> 00:22:01,776
(DISTANT ROARING)
369
00:22:01,853 --> 00:22:02,877
Whoa!
What was that?
370
00:22:06,725 --> 00:22:07,987
What was that?
371
00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:10,255
Pumpkin patch
from hell.
372
00:22:13,632 --> 00:22:15,600
There it is again,
differentiated fractals.
373
00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:17,567
We have redundancy,
Dr. Matthews.
374
00:22:17,636 --> 00:22:19,729
CASEY: If these really
are neurotransmitters,
375
00:22:19,805 --> 00:22:21,136
then they're
essentially reptilian.
376
00:22:21,206 --> 00:22:23,606
You know where this is
leading, don't you, Doctor?
377
00:22:23,675 --> 00:22:27,372
Actually, Burt, to a lot of
people you're just as confusing.
378
00:22:27,612 --> 00:22:31,343
But, to those unfortunates present
who forgot to get Ph. D's...
379
00:22:31,883 --> 00:22:33,714
It would seem that
this Mixmaster compound
380
00:22:33,785 --> 00:22:36,447
has succeeded beyond
anybody's wildest expectations.
381
00:22:36,521 --> 00:22:39,456
That thing out there is,
well, truly a thing.
382
00:22:39,725 --> 00:22:43,354
It's both plant and animal.
Or neither. You take your pick.
383
00:22:44,963 --> 00:22:47,693
Jodi, come on! You have
to tell me where they are.
384
00:22:47,766 --> 00:22:49,734
You do not have
need to know.
385
00:22:49,801 --> 00:22:51,769
I love when you guys
all talk like that,
386
00:22:51,837 --> 00:22:54,203
but I am missing out
on everything.
387
00:22:54,272 --> 00:22:55,899
There's a new phenomenon in the valley.
388
00:22:55,974 --> 00:22:58,340
That is not something we
look forward to around here.
389
00:22:58,410 --> 00:23:01,038
Well, I do! I can
handle it! I volunteer!
390
00:23:01,113 --> 00:23:02,944
I was born for
this kind of stuff!
391
00:23:03,014 --> 00:23:06,916
You were born for collecting
action figures, not being one.
392
00:23:07,786 --> 00:23:09,185
Come on!
393
00:23:09,254 --> 00:23:12,553
CASEY: Its primary DNA is
some sort of squash or gourd.
394
00:23:12,758 --> 00:23:15,124
These sacs are probably
connected to a root system
395
00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:18,526
that radiates out like
spokes to a central taproot.
396
00:23:18,597 --> 00:23:20,155
Well, what about
that acid?
397
00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:21,631
It's a version of
the digestive sap
398
00:23:21,700 --> 00:23:23,031
of the Amazonian
pitcher plant,
399
00:23:23,101 --> 00:23:24,659
though much stronger,
of course.
400
00:23:24,736 --> 00:23:28,297
Amazonian pitcher plant? Something
else you guys had in the old lab?
401
00:23:28,373 --> 00:23:30,204
There was a whole
botanical division.
402
00:23:30,275 --> 00:23:33,005
When the lab was abandoned, those
fellows just left all their plants to die.
403
00:23:33,578 --> 00:23:36,103
And by the way, I ran a test, and
those hazmat suits would have offered,
404
00:23:36,181 --> 00:23:38,513
oh, about 15 seconds of
protection against this stuff.
405
00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:40,073
Well, that's nice
to know now.
406
00:23:40,385 --> 00:23:42,148
There's more DNA than that, isn't there?
407
00:23:42,220 --> 00:23:45,087
Much more. There's a
bit of Venus flytrap.
408
00:23:45,957 --> 00:23:47,652
Contractive tissue
that gives the sacs
409
00:23:47,726 --> 00:23:49,387
the strength to
shoot out the acid.
410
00:23:49,461 --> 00:23:51,326
Triggered by vibration.
411
00:23:51,396 --> 00:23:53,091
Even a footstep
anywhere near the sac.
412
00:23:53,165 --> 00:23:55,133
The astonishing thing is
that this plant
413
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,930
has a rudimentary circulatory
and nervous system.
414
00:23:58,003 --> 00:24:00,995
Reptilian. Possibly lizard
or snake, originally.
415
00:24:01,072 --> 00:24:04,530
Point is, with a circulatory
system to carry nutrients,
416
00:24:04,609 --> 00:24:08,272
this life form can
theoretically grow quite large.
417
00:24:08,346 --> 00:24:10,507
So there could be a lot of
these things growing out there.
418
00:24:10,849 --> 00:24:12,077
A lot.
419
00:24:12,150 --> 00:24:13,811
Man, well, we gotta cordon
this area off somehow,
420
00:24:13,885 --> 00:24:14,909
keep people
out of there.
421
00:24:14,986 --> 00:24:17,318
How big is the area?
How can we tell?
422
00:24:17,389 --> 00:24:19,721
I've got an idea
about that.
423
00:24:19,791 --> 00:24:21,122
The acid is
somewhat volatile,
424
00:24:21,193 --> 00:24:23,184
so traces of it should be
wafting throughout the air
425
00:24:23,261 --> 00:24:24,558
near the sacs.
426
00:24:24,629 --> 00:24:27,894
Roger has programmed some organic
chemical devices to pick it up.
427
00:24:27,966 --> 00:24:29,160
We should be able
to get a rough idea
428
00:24:29,234 --> 00:24:30,360
of the plant's
outer perimeter.
429
00:24:30,435 --> 00:24:31,459
Well, yeah, but...
430
00:24:31,570 --> 00:24:32,559
(SIGHS)
431
00:24:32,671 --> 00:24:35,504
The trick is, how
do we move around out there?
432
00:24:35,574 --> 00:24:37,235
I mean safely.
433
00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:38,799
I've got an idea
about that.
434
00:24:43,748 --> 00:24:48,082
Okay. Move toward the area where
it got Pete, then branch out.
435
00:24:49,721 --> 00:24:52,747
Move slowly. Stay behind Tyler and me.
436
00:24:52,824 --> 00:24:53,916
All right.
437
00:24:53,992 --> 00:24:56,984
Each time we get a reading,
log the position on the GPS.
438
00:24:57,062 --> 00:24:58,324
Yep, that's the deal.
439
00:24:58,396 --> 00:24:59,693
Move out.
440
00:25:06,271 --> 00:25:09,331
BURT: Okay, we separate.
Try to define the perimeter.
441
00:25:25,557 --> 00:25:27,081
Plant one here.
442
00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:30,790
(BEEPING)
443
00:25:37,802 --> 00:25:39,429
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
444
00:25:43,441 --> 00:25:44,430
Here.
445
00:25:45,577 --> 00:25:46,839
You okay?
446
00:25:46,912 --> 00:25:48,777
(GROANS) Externally.
447
00:25:49,180 --> 00:25:51,740
But my bowels may
never be the same.
448
00:25:57,489 --> 00:25:58,513
CLETUS:
How'd you do?
449
00:25:58,590 --> 00:25:59,989
I think we marked the
east edge pretty well.
450
00:26:00,058 --> 00:26:01,184
Good.
451
00:26:01,993 --> 00:26:05,588
Jeez. Must be
three-and-a-half, four acres.
452
00:26:05,864 --> 00:26:07,354
For one plant?
453
00:26:08,833 --> 00:26:13,031
In Oregon, there's a fungus that
covers something like 2,000 acres.
454
00:26:13,104 --> 00:26:14,901
And it's considered
a single organism.
455
00:26:14,973 --> 00:26:16,964
Its zone is kind of
an inverted V shape.
456
00:26:17,042 --> 00:26:18,031
Makes sense.
457
00:26:18,109 --> 00:26:21,601
We're on an alluvial fan that emanates
from the wash up in those hills.
458
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:24,148
The root system is
spreading along the slope.
459
00:26:24,215 --> 00:26:26,376
The key to killing it
will be to find the taproot.
460
00:26:26,451 --> 00:26:31,320
God knows how we do that, threading our
way through all these living land mines.
461
00:26:31,389 --> 00:26:33,186
We spotted some of the
roots on the east side.
462
00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:34,850
They seem to be coming
from the northwest.
463
00:26:34,926 --> 00:26:36,655
On this side they come
from the northeast.
464
00:26:36,728 --> 00:26:38,457
Maybe they all lead
back to that big root.
465
00:26:38,530 --> 00:26:40,054
CLETUS: It'll still be
difficult to find.
466
00:26:40,131 --> 00:26:41,826
Yeah, it could be
far underground.
467
00:26:41,900 --> 00:26:43,527
TYLER: Hang on,
I got an idea.
468
00:26:49,808 --> 00:26:53,369
On the other hand, it could
look like something from Mars.
469
00:26:53,678 --> 00:26:55,908
About 50 yards
just left of those bushes.
470
00:27:00,151 --> 00:27:01,482
You're good,
Tyler.
471
00:27:01,553 --> 00:27:02,713
Here.
472
00:27:04,789 --> 00:27:08,225
We'll want to deliver some
sort of poison by injection.
473
00:27:08,426 --> 00:27:11,395
Use its own circulatory
system against it.
474
00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:13,226
The poison will be carried
to every one of the sacs.
475
00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:14,526
Exactly.
476
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:16,224
You know
what we do?
477
00:27:16,301 --> 00:27:18,826
We get Twitchell to spring for a
helicopter. Fly it right over that thing.
478
00:27:18,903 --> 00:27:20,530
No, but
you couldn't land.
479
00:27:21,272 --> 00:27:23,638
Even the prop wash
might set off the sacs.
480
00:27:23,708 --> 00:27:27,269
Okay, we bring the chopper in over
the hill high, drop a guy down.
481
00:27:27,345 --> 00:27:29,472
Only have someone throw a bunch
of stuff on the ground first,
482
00:27:29,547 --> 00:27:31,572
you know, clear
a spot for him.
483
00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:33,515
That's good.
All right.
484
00:27:34,853 --> 00:27:36,343
All right, we... (ON RADIO)
Larry Norvel to Burt Gummer.
485
00:27:36,421 --> 00:27:38,616
Larry to Burt.
Come in, over!
486
00:27:38,790 --> 00:27:40,451
Isn't he gone yet?
487
00:27:41,126 --> 00:27:42,150
Yeah, Burt here.
488
00:27:42,293 --> 00:27:43,419
What is it? Over.
489
00:27:43,995 --> 00:27:45,292
(CASUALLY)
What you doing? Over.
490
00:27:45,764 --> 00:27:47,698
Just continuing
our investigation.
491
00:27:47,766 --> 00:27:50,132
It's none of your concern.
Just stay in town. Over.
492
00:27:50,201 --> 00:27:51,793
(MISCHIEVOUSLY)
Too late for that. Over.
493
00:27:52,604 --> 00:27:53,730
Where are you?
Over.
494
00:27:54,339 --> 00:27:55,931
Right here, dude!
495
00:27:57,575 --> 00:27:59,475
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
496
00:27:59,544 --> 00:28:02,206
CASEY: Don't go anymore! BURT:
No! No! Get off! Get back!
497
00:28:03,415 --> 00:28:05,440
Stop! Stop! Stop!
498
00:28:09,487 --> 00:28:11,785
(ALL SHOUTING WARNINGS)
LARRY: What?
499
00:28:12,123 --> 00:28:14,023
What's going on?
500
00:28:15,860 --> 00:28:18,727
You are, without a doubt,
the luckiest man I ever met.
501
00:28:18,797 --> 00:28:20,958
Tell me about it. Every
moment I'm with you guys,
502
00:28:21,032 --> 00:28:22,761
yeah, I gotta pinch myself. Whoo! Ah!
503
00:28:22,834 --> 00:28:24,096
Damn it, you
could've been killed!
504
00:28:24,169 --> 00:28:26,763
Oh, Burt. El Blanco's miles away.
505
00:28:26,838 --> 00:28:28,271
I spied you guys
from up there,
506
00:28:28,339 --> 00:28:30,136
but I couldn't find
the road, so I just...
507
00:28:30,208 --> 00:28:31,937
I just walked
myself on down.
508
00:28:33,978 --> 00:28:36,674
(SIGHS) Why are you guys
all staring like that?
509
00:28:39,017 --> 00:28:40,314
(EXHALES)
510
00:29:26,030 --> 00:29:28,897
Yeah. Hey, Burt, you want
to know how I found you?
511
00:29:28,967 --> 00:29:31,265
No. I have my own seismo monitor.
512
00:29:31,369 --> 00:29:33,360
Yeah, I built it myself
from Radio Shack stuff.
513
00:29:33,438 --> 00:29:35,201
It taps into the geophone
just like yours does.
514
00:29:35,273 --> 00:29:36,900
So then I thought to
myself, "Wait a second,
515
00:29:36,975 --> 00:29:38,067
"I could just
track Burt's truck."
516
00:29:38,143 --> 00:29:40,304
And sure enough, as soon as
you guys started driving around,
517
00:29:40,378 --> 00:29:42,744
boom! Real distinct signal,
and then there I was.
518
00:29:42,814 --> 00:29:44,372
Cool, huh?
Oh, man.
519
00:29:46,417 --> 00:29:48,510
If you ever had
a son, Burt...
520
00:29:51,856 --> 00:29:53,016
Roger?
521
00:29:54,526 --> 00:29:55,686
Roger?
522
00:30:03,868 --> 00:30:05,028
Roger.
523
00:30:12,710 --> 00:30:13,870
(EXCLAIMS IN SURPRISE)
524
00:30:14,045 --> 00:30:18,709
Whoa! Jeez. I'm just hooking up the
hard drive. Everybody, calm down!
525
00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:21,410
I'm gonna call Twitchell,
bring him up to speed.
526
00:30:21,486 --> 00:30:25,320
(EXCLAIMS) This is so
cool! Can I see the plant?
527
00:30:26,157 --> 00:30:30,321
As we said, we don't know that we can
classify it as either a plant or animal.
528
00:30:30,695 --> 00:30:32,219
Can I see that?
529
00:30:36,801 --> 00:30:39,634
You can look.
Don't touch. Stay here.
530
00:30:42,407 --> 00:30:43,874
How's the toxicity
testing going?
531
00:30:43,942 --> 00:30:45,375
It's pretty
straightforward.
532
00:30:45,443 --> 00:30:47,707
Vulnerable to cell disrupters
and various coagulants.
533
00:30:47,779 --> 00:30:49,303
I'm gonna have to come
up with a big enough dose.
534
00:30:49,380 --> 00:30:51,439
We need more raw materials, though.
535
00:30:51,516 --> 00:30:54,007
Hey! The plant?
536
00:30:54,185 --> 00:30:55,914
What's the big
basketball part for?
537
00:30:55,987 --> 00:30:58,421
You know, that round
thing sticking up? That...
538
00:31:01,826 --> 00:31:03,316
What do we do?
539
00:31:03,428 --> 00:31:06,295
Get something to seal it.
Um, a bell jar.
540
00:31:06,364 --> 00:31:08,161
Doesn't look the same
as that acid sac.
541
00:31:11,769 --> 00:31:12,827
What in the hell?
542
00:31:17,475 --> 00:31:18,874
(HISSING)
543
00:31:19,077 --> 00:31:20,237
(ALL EXCLAIM)
544
00:31:24,782 --> 00:31:25,806
Seeds.
545
00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:28,944
Close the outer door!
Shut down the ventilator!
546
00:31:46,371 --> 00:31:48,464
So, how many
were in there?
547
00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:50,272
About a million,
give or take.
548
00:31:50,675 --> 00:31:53,143
Man! If that had gotten out
into the valley, it would've...
549
00:31:53,211 --> 00:31:55,236
That would not
be so cool.
550
00:31:55,346 --> 00:31:58,008
The valley would be uninhabitable.
With no natural enemy,
551
00:31:58,082 --> 00:32:00,710
the thing would keep
spreading indefinitely.
552
00:32:01,052 --> 00:32:02,815
The lights must've
warmed up the pod.
553
00:32:02,887 --> 00:32:04,912
Do you think it burst when it
did because of the temperature?
554
00:32:04,989 --> 00:32:07,787
Temperature. Light.
Humidity. Barometric pressure.
555
00:32:07,859 --> 00:32:09,827
Those are the only
variables here,
556
00:32:09,894 --> 00:32:11,384
and the temperature
is the obvious factor.
557
00:32:11,863 --> 00:32:12,852
So, how hot is it?
558
00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:16,389
No, no, no, no. How hot was
it when the seed pod opened?
559
00:32:18,469 --> 00:32:20,528
You know, there's
this episode of Bab 5
560
00:32:20,605 --> 00:32:23,836
where Commander Sinclair sits down
at his monitor to scroll some data.
561
00:32:23,908 --> 00:32:25,000
He...
562
00:32:26,344 --> 00:32:27,641
Eighty-one degrees.
563
00:32:27,712 --> 00:32:29,976
Supposed to get hotter than that today.
564
00:32:30,048 --> 00:32:31,675
What's the current
outside temperature?
565
00:32:33,117 --> 00:32:34,778
Seventy-five.
And climbing.
566
00:32:34,852 --> 00:32:36,513
We might still
be okay.
567
00:32:36,587 --> 00:32:37,645
Could just have
been a reaction
568
00:32:37,722 --> 00:32:39,849
to being cut loose
and transported here.
569
00:33:02,613 --> 00:33:04,638
Tyler to the lab,
come in. Over.
570
00:33:05,850 --> 00:33:08,512
Burt, looks like we
stepped in it big time.
571
00:33:19,797 --> 00:33:23,198
Twitchell said they can't have a
chopper here in under four hours.
572
00:33:23,267 --> 00:33:25,235
It'll reach 81 degrees long before that.
573
00:33:25,303 --> 00:33:26,793
Well, we gotta
do it ourselves.
574
00:33:26,871 --> 00:33:29,066
We gotta do what we
can with what we got.
575
00:33:29,140 --> 00:33:30,630
I'll remember that.
576
00:33:30,708 --> 00:33:32,767
CASEY: Okay, first of all we
need a liquid base for the poison.
577
00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:33,868
Yeah, alcohol
or kerosene.
578
00:33:33,945 --> 00:33:35,537
Yeah, about three or four gallons.
579
00:33:35,613 --> 00:33:36,739
And we need a lot
of antacid
580
00:33:36,814 --> 00:33:38,338
to combat the acidic
fluids in the system.
581
00:33:38,416 --> 00:33:40,179
Can we get everything
we need at Chang's?
582
00:33:40,251 --> 00:33:41,809
Sure. It's all
just basic stuff.
583
00:33:41,886 --> 00:33:43,513
We've got the prime
ingredient here.
584
00:33:43,588 --> 00:33:46,421
Larry, we have
a mission for you.
585
00:33:46,491 --> 00:33:48,459
Yeah? Roger, give him the list.
586
00:33:48,526 --> 00:33:49,618
Yeah, Roger,
I need that list.
587
00:33:49,694 --> 00:33:53,061
Well, forgive my pessimism,
but a much larger problem
588
00:33:53,131 --> 00:33:55,190
is how we deliver the
poison to the taproot.
589
00:33:55,266 --> 00:33:57,063
I mean, without
dying, of course.
590
00:33:57,135 --> 00:33:58,329
I know, I know.
591
00:33:58,403 --> 00:34:00,735
I was thinking, you know, drive a
vehicle. I mean, an enclosed vehicle,
592
00:34:00,805 --> 00:34:02,670
full tilt across the sacs.
Just go like hell.
593
00:34:02,740 --> 00:34:04,264
No, the tires
would blow in seconds.
594
00:34:04,342 --> 00:34:05,775
Yeah, the acid's
incredibly strong.
595
00:34:06,444 --> 00:34:07,741
Well, can't we just
feel our way,
596
00:34:07,812 --> 00:34:09,040
like we did before
with the long poles?
597
00:34:09,113 --> 00:34:11,138
No, it'd take hours.
We don't have the time.
598
00:34:11,215 --> 00:34:13,149
We could always send Larry. Mmm.
599
00:34:13,217 --> 00:34:14,844
Got my orders!
I'll be back asap!
600
00:34:16,220 --> 00:34:17,244
So how do we get
to the taproot?
601
00:34:17,688 --> 00:34:20,851
There is one
bizarre possibility.
602
00:34:21,426 --> 00:34:22,791
(ENGINE REVVING)
603
00:34:28,232 --> 00:34:29,631
NANCY: And you see, I used
one of the tentacles...
604
00:34:29,700 --> 00:34:30,724
To make
the handle.
605
00:34:30,802 --> 00:34:31,860
Yeah!
That's a great idea.
606
00:34:31,936 --> 00:34:34,268
Oh, my God, oh, my God! I need
this stuff, all this stuff!
607
00:34:35,039 --> 00:34:36,768
Alcohol and bleach...
Are you hurt?
608
00:34:36,841 --> 00:34:39,366
No! No! It's Plantimal!
It must be stopped!
609
00:34:45,016 --> 00:34:46,176
The wind's
against us.
610
00:34:46,250 --> 00:34:48,150
That's why we're gonna make
a guideline to our target,
611
00:34:48,219 --> 00:34:49,516
using a sand anchor.
612
00:34:49,587 --> 00:34:50,576
Sand anchor?
613
00:34:50,655 --> 00:34:52,213
Attach the pulley
to this end,
614
00:34:52,356 --> 00:34:54,449
then we loop the cable
through the pulley.
615
00:35:03,701 --> 00:35:07,535
JODl: I've got another case of
alcohol back here. Hang on a second.
616
00:35:09,740 --> 00:35:11,605
You do those, too?
Yep.
617
00:35:11,909 --> 00:35:14,969
Cool. You know, you should put a
severed head in the bottom of the mug.
618
00:35:15,046 --> 00:35:17,606
Like of that guy, old Fred, who
was killed all those years ago.
619
00:35:17,682 --> 00:35:18,774
That way
when you drink it,
620
00:35:18,850 --> 00:35:20,715
his face will just suddenly
appear in your coffee.
621
00:35:20,785 --> 00:35:23,754
They sold over 8,600
Highlander severed head mugs
622
00:35:23,821 --> 00:35:26,688
at Fantasycon in Jersey last
year. It's crazy, isn't it? I know.
623
00:35:26,757 --> 00:35:28,122
Okay, here's
the rest of it.
624
00:35:28,192 --> 00:35:29,750
Okay. Let's go.
625
00:35:39,837 --> 00:35:42,465
Okay, take cover.
Behind the truck.
626
00:35:46,744 --> 00:35:48,336
Watch your ears.
627
00:35:51,816 --> 00:35:52,805
(FIRES)
628
00:35:58,589 --> 00:36:00,079
(ALL CHEERING)
629
00:36:00,825 --> 00:36:02,258
A typically
Burtian solution!
630
00:36:02,793 --> 00:36:04,988
You surpassed
your reputation.
631
00:36:07,331 --> 00:36:09,492
Seventy-nine degrees,
getting closer!
632
00:36:13,738 --> 00:36:15,171
Okay, this rig's
ready to fly.
633
00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:16,365
Good, who's
our pilot?
634
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:17,498
That's me.
Like hell.
635
00:36:17,575 --> 00:36:19,600
Okay. I'm lighter than you guys
636
00:36:19,677 --> 00:36:21,008
so it's gonna
carry me farther.
637
00:36:21,078 --> 00:36:22,943
Sure, but it'll carry me
far enough. So, I'm going.
638
00:36:23,014 --> 00:36:24,106
That doesn't make any...
Sense?
639
00:36:24,382 --> 00:36:26,441
Sure it does. One of us risks his life.
640
00:36:26,517 --> 00:36:28,747
That person is me.
Makes sense.
641
00:36:28,953 --> 00:36:30,750
BURT: Come on,
step into this harness.
642
00:36:40,531 --> 00:36:42,829
All right,
you are good to go.
643
00:36:46,771 --> 00:36:48,295
Take him away.
644
00:36:52,310 --> 00:36:54,778
Next time, remind me
to have second thoughts.
645
00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:59,672
CLETUS: Eighty degrees!
And counting!
646
00:36:59,750 --> 00:37:01,240
Not much time.
647
00:37:08,726 --> 00:37:10,057
I'm sinking!
648
00:37:10,728 --> 00:37:12,628
Lose something,
Tyler!
649
00:37:12,697 --> 00:37:13,789
Your boots!
TYLER: My boots?
650
00:37:13,864 --> 00:37:15,855
But do not drop them
under you!
651
00:37:16,467 --> 00:37:18,594
Might set off one
of those acid bombs!
652
00:37:29,146 --> 00:37:33,480
TYLER: Come on, guys,
pull! Hurry up!
653
00:37:33,884 --> 00:37:37,786
Pull faster!
Pull faster! Let's go!
654
00:37:45,596 --> 00:37:51,296
Eighty-one degrees!
We have 81 degrees!
655
00:38:04,749 --> 00:38:07,741
Okay, you freaky thing,
this won't hurt a bit.
656
00:38:08,252 --> 00:38:12,484
(ROARING)
657
00:38:16,661 --> 00:38:19,494
BURT: Tyler, time's
running out! Kill it now!
658
00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:22,596
TYLER: Nothing's happening!
659
00:38:22,667 --> 00:38:23,656
Give it more!
660
00:38:27,305 --> 00:38:28,567
(ROARING)
661
00:38:34,211 --> 00:38:36,543
TYLER: I got nothing!
It's not reacting!
662
00:38:36,614 --> 00:38:38,047
Give it everything!
663
00:38:40,885 --> 00:38:46,653
(SCREECHING)
664
00:38:55,132 --> 00:38:56,861
(LAUGHING)
Yeah!
665
00:38:57,635 --> 00:39:01,071
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
666
00:39:02,273 --> 00:39:03,365
Yeah!
667
00:39:03,674 --> 00:39:05,471
Yeah! Yes!
668
00:39:07,678 --> 00:39:10,078
Yeah! Oh, yeah!
669
00:39:10,514 --> 00:39:11,947
(WHOOPING)
Yes!
670
00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:13,005
(EXCLAIMS)
671
00:39:13,818 --> 00:39:15,251
BURT: Yeah, Tyler!
672
00:39:27,832 --> 00:39:28,856
It's dead.
673
00:39:38,676 --> 00:39:40,166
LARRY: Look out!
It's gonna blow!
674
00:39:42,279 --> 00:39:43,541
(HISSING)
675
00:39:46,584 --> 00:39:47,949
(SQUIRTING)
676
00:39:48,018 --> 00:39:49,280
(HISSING)
677
00:39:52,356 --> 00:39:54,483
ROGER: Way to go,
Larry. Yeah!
678
00:39:54,558 --> 00:39:56,719
Larry, you all right?
679
00:39:56,794 --> 00:39:59,262
Yeah. I'm fine.
680
00:40:00,431 --> 00:40:02,092
I'm fine. Yeah.
681
00:40:04,435 --> 00:40:06,096
Everything's
okay!
682
00:40:14,845 --> 00:40:17,643
Hello, ladies, Larry
Norvel, monster hunter.
683
00:40:25,289 --> 00:40:26,551
Is that one
of the new mugs?
684
00:40:26,624 --> 00:40:28,922
Yep. Kind of
reworked it.
685
00:40:34,832 --> 00:40:36,322
What the hell?
686
00:40:40,137 --> 00:40:43,538
You got me, girl.
Very slick.
687
00:40:44,475 --> 00:40:45,874
I told you so.
688
00:40:46,844 --> 00:40:49,369
Hey, Cletus!
You still want that ride?
689
00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:51,039
Absolutely!
690
00:40:54,185 --> 00:40:56,153
See you folks whenever.
691
00:41:00,124 --> 00:41:03,389
Wait a sec. I never
got to see El Blanco.
692
00:41:04,295 --> 00:41:07,423
Relax. Something tells me he'll be back.
693
00:41:08,365 --> 00:41:10,230
Hey, you guys
in the old lab,
694
00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:12,098
you ever do experiments
with time travel?
695
00:41:51,275 --> 00:41:52,469
Sloppy.
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