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Uh, Kathy?

Kathy, can you go downstairs and grab

the chafing dishes?
Um, Jim? Jim!

Hey, we need more chairs.

More chairs. There should
be six at every table.

Hey.

Is everything okay? You
seem a little tense.

No, I'm-I'm fine.

I'm fine.

Is Weston gonna be back
in time for the party?

Uh, no. He's got
work in New York

until after the holidays.

At least we got to
spend some time together

during the blizzard.
Glad somebody enjoyed it.

It was a lot less romantic
spending time at Sweetie Pie.

Uh, okay.

At least you had food and company.

Corinne is the one who
really got screwed.

What? I didn't get screwed.

There was no screwing.
Yeah, but being alone,

trapped in town hall
by yourself all night

couldn't have been fun.

Oh, yeah. I mean, yeah.

Yeah. That was...
It was pretty bad.

Okay, if you guys are gonna help,

you have to pay attention.

The round ornaments
should be spaced evenly.

Everyone listen to her. She
takes this very seriously,

and she carries a gun.

Well, I need it in
case I see the Grinch.

Fuzzy green bastard tries to steal

my favorite holiday, I'll
put two in his chest.

Found more lights downstairs.

Thanks, Adam.

Check it out. We can
make it a Dickens Christmas.

These can be the Ghosts
of Christmas Future.

No. Put these back and get

the real ones from
downstairs. Please.

You're, uh, very cute
when you're being bossy.

I don't get it. So, we have
to sweep the ice? Yeah.

You see there? It helps the
stone go further and straighter.

Okay, well, no offense,

but this would be a lot more
fun if Bella was with us.

Yeah, well, her dad's being a real pain

in the ass.

Hey, does this place have a snack bar?

You're the one who wanted to learn

about winter stuff.

Okay, yeah, but I
thought we were gonna,

like, watch Frozen and
drink hot chocolate.

That's soccer mom
winter. I don't know.

I'm from L.A.

Real winter is, like, cold and dark

and full of curling.

Sounds like you really love it.

Had to, growing up in North Dakota.

Is it weird

not being with your
parents for Christmas?

Get used to it.

You know, with my mom in prison,

this is my first Christmas without her.

Well, your dad is the man.

I'm sure you guys are
gonna have lots of fun.

So, this is pretty simple.

It's basically just like bowling.

Uh, just get in position,

and you just push off.

That's all there is to it.

Come on, grab a stone.

Okay.

Oh, wait, hold that
position. I want

to memorialize the moment.

Dude, you and that camera.

I think I liked it better

when you were hiding the
whole photography thing.

All right, just do it. Come on.

No.Wow.

Did I win?

Alexis. Hi, Bella. I'm
so glad that you called.

I was looking at some photos of us, and

I guess I just

wanted to see you.

Maybe talk about what happened.

Yes. Yes, of course.

I know about AJ.

Um...

H-How did... How did you...

I figured it out during the blizzard

when I was stuck in
Sweetie Pie with her.

I was really angry at first, but...

We talked about it a little bit,

and she told me that
you still care about me.

That you like being my stepmom.

Oh, honey.

Of course I like being your stepmom.

I love being your stepmom.

And I love you. Nothing
is ever gonna change that.

Then why would you cheat on my dad?

I have made so many mistakes,

but hurting you and your
father the way that I did,

that was the worst one.

And I am so sorry, Bella.

I want to be there for you.

If you'll let me.

Surprise! Piper.

Hey. I thought you
were spending Christmas

with your family. Oh, I changed my
mind. I couldn't stand the thought

of you being all alone
for the holidays.

That's amazing.

You know, you could've told me

this was an ugly sweater party.

I didn't even know you
were coming. I wanted

to get here earlier, but the
blizzard messed up travel

all over New England.

It stinks.

Getting snowed in together
would've been fun.

Well, you didn't miss much.

I missed you.

You sure you want to go
to this thing tonight?

I mean, it's just a dumb townie thing.

I think it sounds like fun.

Come on. You already zipped
me into my fancy dress.

We'll go for a bit, we'll
eat some figgy pudding,

and then we'll come back here,

and you can unzip me
from my fancy dress.

Hey. Uh, are we cool?

Yeah. What do you mean?

We haven't really talked
since Sweetie Pie,

and it kind of feels like
maybe things between us

are... We're fine.

Oh.

Did you, uh, lose a fight with Thanksgiving?
No.

I was trying to feed Zoe's two-year-old

in the playroom, and...

Everyone, look who I found.

Hey, Piper.

This lovely lady

is my wife, Corinne.

We've met. Hi again.

Yeah? Grab a chair.

Hey. Hey.Hi.

It's so hard having
you home from boarding school

but not being able to see you at all.

If your dad doesn't chill, you know,

I might just start sneaking
in your window at night.

Tyler, no. If he catches you,
I'll never get to see you again,

and I love you too much to risk that.

I love you, too.
Ugh.

True love. It's
gross.

Move out of the
way.Okay.

That's enough from the
comment section, thanks.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Just been trying to help
my dad with the buffet,

and he's been driving me crazy
with all of his Christmas jokes.

So, where are your families?

Well, my sister picked
up an extra shift

at the hospital, so...

Mm.And my dad's not exactly
in the Christmas spirit.

Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. You okay?

He's just been a lot lately,

and it sucks that I
can't see you guys more

before I go back to school.

I know.

Well, you're here now,

and I do believe there's
a game of broomball

at Bailey Pond later tonight if you
guys want to throw down.

Dude, is this another winter thing?

Call it phase two of your training.

Oh, come on.

I missed curling?

Can we please do it for me?

Okay, perfect. Come on.

Dude, another sport
with a broom. Let's go.

It'll be fun. Come
on.

Oh, my God. Let's go.

So, Greylock is really into Christmas.

Best holiday of the year.

You should come caroling with us
at the senior center tomorrow.

Oh, no, I don't sing.

Most of them are pretty
hard of hearing anyway.

They just really like the
maple cookies we bring.

Oh, hey, sweetie, sweetie. Will
you come say hi to everyone?

Hi.Hi.

Hi, guys.

Merry Christmas. Hey, Dad,

one of the reindeers
just puked outside.

Want to come see? Are you kidding?
Of course I want to come see.

Oh, hey.

Hey, Dad. Hey, Danny.

Can't believe they're still doing

the Winter Wassail.

Well, uh, you want to grab some food

and come join us in the corner?

I'd, um,

love for you to meet my fiancée.

Oh.

Yeah, yeah, of course.

Well, see you over there.

Were you actually just
being civil to Dad?

Yeah, well, while you
were relaxing alone

in your motel room, I was
trapped in the blizzard

with him.

And it was talk to him or kill him.

Danny says that you're Sarah's friend.

Yeah. Yes.

We are, uh, BFFs for life.

I'm just getting to know her,

but she seems great.

Oh, she's the greatest. She's,

you know...

Marry Danny Cooper, you get

the world's greatest sister-in-law

in the package. It's...

You-you hit the wedding jackpot.

I-I'm a very lucky girl.

Uh, Dad,

this is Piper, my fiancée.

Piper, this is my dad, Paul.

It is really nice to meet you.

Well, I'm very excited to
meet this beautiful fiancée

I've been hearing all about.

I see where Danny gets his charm.

So, uh, Piper, um, I know
you live in New York.

Tell me what it is that you do?

I'm the CFO of a nonprofit

called "Growing Hope
Transnational," and we provide

crops and agronomy training to
farmers in developing nations.

Well.

"Teach a man to fish."

Yes, exactly.

Beauty, brains and a heart of gold.

Marry this girl. Don't
let her get away.

I'm not going
anywhere. Don't worry.

Hmm.

That was a resounding success.

You make a great Christmas Captain.

Yeah.

Yeah, thanks for all your help.

Hey, are you okay?
What's going on?

You were snippy earlier

when we were setting up, all night

you looked like you were seeing ghosts.

No, I'm fine.

Just, then,

let me get you home to Adam, okay?

Okay. Come on.

We can do the rest tomorrow, Corinne.

Corinne?

I slept with Danny.

What?

I wasn't alone during the blizzard.

Danny was here with me,
and... we were together,

and we were... together.

I love Adam.

He's sweet, and he's attentive, and he

he's loyal.

And he takes care of
me and supports me.

But no one has ever made me
feel the way that Danny does.

When I'm with him, I feel

beautiful and smart and strong.

I feel like me. I feel like the
best version of me, and I...

Hey, hey, hey.
What am I gonna do?

You made a mistake.
You made a mistake.

It happens.

Danny is a fantasy.

Adam has done nothing but adore you

since the moment that you met.

You two have built an
amazing life together.

He's the father of your child.

Adam is Josh's father, right?

Corinne?

Corinne?

The night before Danny
left six years ago,

we had sex,

and we weren't very careful.

And then he was gone.

And then, a couple days later,
you and AJ and Grover took me

to that party in Clarksville
to try to cheer me up.

Yeah, I remember.

That's where you met Adam.

I was drunk, and I was desperate.

I just...

I wanted to feel affection.

I needed... to feel loved again.

So that night, I kissed Adam,

and that night, we
slept together, and...

It all happened so fast,
neither of us had a...

And a month later, I
found out I was pregnant.

So I told myself that it was Adam's.

It had to be.

He was a great guy, and I knew

he would be a good
dad, and I was right.

But when I think about Josh...

and the idea that

that Danny could be his...

Hey, stop, stop. Don't.

Don't do this.

Fatherhood is not about
DNA. It's about showing up.

If anyone knows that, it's me.

And Adam has shown up.

He is Josh's father in
every way that counts.

You're right.

Thank you for talking me off the ledge.

Come on, let's go.

Okay. Let's get you
home. Let's get you home.

Come on.

Come on. Hey.

Dig in. Got to fuel
up before skating.

Actually, we are not going skating.

Where are we going?

To meet a realtor.

I found a few houses in town

that I thought would
be cool to check out.

In Greylock?

Your job is here, your-your
sister and your dad are here.

As of three weeks ago,

You're an elected official here.

I mean, you in Greylock and me
in New York was fine when it was

just for a little while, but...

I know I'm just springing this on you.

And you can totally say
"no."

I just thought it might help us

stay connected while you're here.

It sounds great.

Yeah. Yeah, it sounds great.

Yeah?
Wow. Oh, my gosh!

Let's go look at houses.

Let's go look at houses.

Cheers.

No, honey.

No, Dad, you haven't eaten all day.

Listen, I was thinking maybe I
could take some of those boxes

over to Alexis's hotel,
see if she wants anything.

Did Alexis ask you to do that?

What? No. She didn't
ask me to do anything.

So you spoke with her?

Bella,

I don't want you seeing her.

She's still my family, Dad.

I wish that she was still our family,

but she has made it clear
that she doesn't want to be.

So it's just you and me now.

We have to help each other, okay?

Here, have-have a seat.

Sit down.

I've been thinking.

Maybe you should
come home. For good.

You know, no more Cabot Hall,

no more boarding school six hours away.

You come back to Greylock,
and-and we'll just be a family.

What do you think?

I give you, Rudolph the
Red-Nosed Rein-Beer,

Luis's latest invention.

Dark Irish stout topped
with whipped cream,

crushed peppermint and
gingerbread antlers.Mm.

It's Christmas in a glass.Mmm.

I love Christmas.

You sure about that? Mm.

What is that supposed to mean?

This is my second
Christmas without Patience.

The holiday stuff I used to love

just... makes me sad now.

I'm sorry for that. Really.

But what does that have to do with me?

Your eyes.

It's like looking in a mirror.

I don't think you're
the Christmas fanatic

you claim to be.

I think you hate this
holiday as much as I do.

My dad used to make
Christmas so special.

But

then he got sick.

Uh, it's just easier

to pretend things are
okay than to face the fact

that Christmas is never
gonna be the same.

But just so you know: You don't
have to pretend with me anymore.

Hmm.

Sarah. Hi.

Hi. Nice morning for a run.

Actually, do you...
do you have a second?

Yeah. Sure. What's up? Uh,

did Danny tell you that
we're buying a house here?

No, but makes
sense, I guess.Yeah.

The thing is, we looked at
a dozen places yesterday,

and he... he kept finding
reasons not to like them.

He nixed one place because
he said it was haunted.

Oh, that's Fishman
Lodge. It is haunted.

By who?

Fishman.

He was murdered by his wife in 1814

'cause she caught him in bed
with the local leech collector.

Oh, charming.

Anyway,

do you know if anything's
going on with Danny?

He has, like, a lot

of really, really tough
memories in Greylock.

Might be why he's dragging his feet.

But he's doing so much better now.

It really... It just...

It feels like he's made peace
with so much of that stuff.

I mean, maybe he was just
having an off day yesterday.

I-I don't... I'm sure

you guys will find a
place that you both like.

Yeah, I hope so.

Ah, thank you.

Yeah. Anytime. Have a good run.

Thanks.Bye.

Bye.

Okay, so are you ready
to, uh, resume your life

as the Queen Bee of Greylock High?

Please. I was a drone at best.

I don't know.

I miss hanging out with you and Tyler.

It really sucks that you
guys are building a country

from scratch, knowing I'm not involved.

But I don't know. The thing is,

I'm not just coming back to you guys.

I'd be coming back to...

Pennywise in father form? Yeah.

I just had a lot more
freedom at boarding school.

I picked my classes, I
picked my activities.

That makes me feel like
a horrible daughter

because he really needs me right now.

But he's also really busy being...

Pennywise in father
form? Yeah.

Listen, I-I get it.

You know, before my mom got locked up,

I had to take care of her a lot.

And it was really hard sometimes.

But when I moved here, I
didn't have to do that anymore,

and I felt free, too.

Whether you stay in Greylock
or you go back to Cabot,

I've got your back.

And I know Tyler does, too.

Thank you.

What, so ruining Corinne's life
once wasn't enough for you?

You needed to come
back and do it again?

Sarah... I know

that you guys slept together the night

of the blizzard.

I really, really hoped I could avoid

having this conversation.

Discussing my brother's
sex life is, like,

as appealing as getting a root canal.

Yet here you are, pulling teeth.

You just can't help yourself, can you?

Okay, I'm not the one with
the impulse control problem.

Danny, Corinne's a mess.

Your fiancée just asked me

why you were acting so weird.

I mean, come on, Danny.

What the hell were you thinking?

I wasn't. That's the point.

It just... happened.

Sex doesn't just happen.

You know how I know that?

Because I've never been on
my way to the grocery store

and accidentally wound up
in the missionary position.

It's not that simple, Sarah.
You should've stopped it.

I couldn't.

Because you didn't want to.

Because I love her.

You don't love her, Danny.

You love what she represents.

Oh, yeah? And what's that?

Hope.

Growing up, Corinne
was your safe haven.

When things with Mom
were at their worst,

she was the only person

who could make you smile
again in the morning.

I-I'm sure being with her
made you feel that way again.

But that's not love, Danny.

That's nostalgia.

You have to stop living in the past.

You got to focus on the
future, future with someone

who supports you and cherishes you

and shows up for you
when you need them.

Piper is an amazing woman, Danny.

She deserves better than this.

You have to make things right with her.

The hell is that?

The answer to our Christmas problems.

You gonna poison Santa
with a strawberry daiquiri?

No. Okay.

All this... holiday
stuff bums us out

because it reminds us of the
way our lives used to be.

Mm-hmm. Old traditions
reopen old wounds.

So it got me thinking.

Maybe... it's time to
start new traditions.

Such as?

A group dedicated to
ignoring the holidays.

We'll call it the
Anti-Christmas Christmas Club.

Listen, while everyone is
baking cookies and-and

singing carols and basking in winter,

we're gonna go the opposite direction.

Mm.

Summertime.

Exactly.

The Anti-Christmas Christmas Club

is going to cook barbecues
and watch summertime movies

and drink fruity umbrella drinks.

What do you think? Mm.

I'm in. All
right.

Now, talk to me about
summer movies.Okay.

That's the last one.

Lots of good memories in here.

I guess I couldn't blame your dad

if he wanted to burn them all.

I think he just ran out of matches.

Then... thank you

for braving the potential
fire to bring me all this.

Yeah. I needed a break anyway.

I swear, the more
time I spend with him,

the more I'm inclined
to pass on his offer.

To stay in Greylock? I thought
that's what you wanted.

In a perfect world. But

things over at 462 Lily Lane

aren't exactly perfect right now.

He's beyond irrational.

However bad things may be with
you and your dad right now,

there won't be any "you and your
dad" at all if you run from him.

I just... wish I could
have the freedom of Cabot

while still keeping
everything I love in Greylock.

If that's what you
want, you should ask for it.

Honestly.

The reason that my marriage
with your father failed

is that I never asked
him for what I wanted.

Yeah, my dad's a pretty
open-minded guy for a boomer,

but I don't think he would've
been down with a throuple.

Oh.

I meant

emotionally.

Your father is a good man.

I should have been
brave enough to share

my truth with him.
And then

even if we had broken up,

we could've done it amicably.

But, instead, I acted like a coward

and ran away to get

what I wanted.

If you go back to Cabot,

go because you want to be there,

not because you're
running from your dad.

You're braver than that, Bell.

You're braver than me.

I don't get why

you're so bummed out. I
mean, we went curling.

We played broomball. I mean,
you just won the oldest

sled race in New England

on a dinner tray.

Winter's your bitch now, basically.

You look like you're
going to a funeral.

I mean, not literally.

I don't know. I just

keep thinking about my mom

and how Christmas was...

Always a thing that we did together.

And I should be really
miserable this month,

but I...

You're not.

No.

Okay, what does it mean

if I like my life in Greylock more

than I like my life in L.A.?

Does that make me a
really bad daughter?

No. Just 'cause you're happy
doesn't make you a bad daughter.

Besides, you write your mom,
like, every week, right?

Well, when I first got
here, it was really easy.

I sent her all kinds of letters.

But, you know, the more
time I spend in Greylock,

the more it feels like home

and the less I know what
I'm supposed to say to her.

'Cause, you know, if I tell her

that I hate it here,
she'll worry about me.

But then if I tell her I love it,

it's like a slap in the
face. Like, "Look, Mom.

Look how well I'm
doing without you."

I don't know. I just...

I don't know what to write these days.

So I just fully...

I fully stopped writing.

I'll bring you a milkshake.

You should write your mom.

You're Sarah's dad, right?

Mm-hmm. You know,

everyone says you're a deadbeat dad

who walked out on his family.

Why the hell would I listen to you?

Um, I don't know your mother.

But...

I'm guessing that, if she's in prison,

she might've made a few
mistakes along the way.

Most people, when they screw up,

their-their first concern is,

uh, how it's gonna affect them.

Parents, it's a little
different, you know?

We just...

Close our eyes and squeeze
our hands together and

pray that whatever fire we might
have started doesn't burn you.

Especially if we're
the kind of parent that

starts a lot of fires.

Mm.

Take it from the deadbeat dad

who left his family.

Your mom will be thrilled

to know that you're
doing well without her.

I promise.

Hi. Okay, I got your text.

Um... it's not
what it looks like.

Good. Because what it looks
like is you sent samples of DNA

from Adam, Josh and Danny to a company

that does 24-hour paternity tests,

and you used my name and email address

to hide it from
your husband.Yeah.

It's exactly what it looks like then.

How did you even get a
sample of Danny's DNA?

Danny and I were together in town hall.

We...

Uh, we...
On top of my jacket.

And there was some
of his... No, no.

Um, hair. His hair was stuck to
the inside of my jacket.No. Okay.

And it's a different color
than Adam's or Josh's,

so I-I know that it's, uh, Danny's.

Corinne, this
was... This was, uh,

pretty bad when I was just a witness.

I'm not interested in being
an accomplice as well.

I know. I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry, but, um...

Why are you even doing this?

I mean, you teach Greek mythology.

For God's sake, if
anyone knows what happens

when you open Pandora's box, it's you.

I just have to

know who Josh's dad is.

You do.

You do know who his dad is.

He's the guy who has

who has been there for you

and supported you

and loved you.

And his name is Adam.

Yeah.

You're right.
You're...

But ever since my night with...

Danny, I can't... eat
and I can't sleep.

And I look at Josh,

and I hear this ringing in my ears.

And, y-yeah, I teach Greek mythology,

but I also teach Edgar Allan Poe.

And this thing,

this situation is like
the tell-tale heart.

And I can't... I can't
ignore it anymore.

I-I have to...

I really want it to be Adam, you know?

I'd give anything for it to be Adam.

Because then I w... I would
know that I'm exactly where

I'm supposed to be and that the

the decision I made six
years ago was the right one.

Okay.

And what if it's Danny?

Corinne, what if they email me

the paternity test results
and Danny is Josh's father?

Well, then nothing would change.

No, if... Adam's my husband.

And... he and
I and Josh are a family.

And if the results say it's...

Danny, then

nothing would change.

I... I think you're
kidding yourself

if you really believe that.

I know. I just have to
know. I have to know.

You ready?

I called ahead and made
sure they have that IPA

you like so much.

Why are you so good to me?

Because you're so good to me.

No, Piper, I'm not.

I, um...

I have to tell you something.

It's not gonna be easy.

Somebody I trust told me that

if I-I really care about you, then

I need to make things right between us.

And of course I care about you.

So I got to be honest.

I can't marry you.

What?

You're an amazing woman.
You're-you're smart

and fun and caring,

and you're absolutely perfect.

You deserve someone
as perfect as you are.

I'm with someone who's perfect.

You have someone who wishes he were

but knows that he isn't.

Danny, stop. If
we stay together,

I will only break your heart someday.

You're breaking my heart right now.

So that it happens before you've thrown

your whole life away on me.

No.

No, this isn't you.

This-this is Greylock.

It's toxic, just like you said.

Come to New York with me.

Right now. We can go back
to the way things were.

We can forget this stupid
town ever happened.

Huh? We were happy in the
city. We can be happy again.

I wish that were true.

I love you.

And you love me.

But not in a way you
deserve to be loved.

I'm so sorry.

Spam.

Hey.

Hi.What are you guys making?

Oh, it's for our
Anti-Christmas Christmas Club.

It's our new weapon

against the holiday
season.Mm-hmm.

We're gonna shake off the winter gloom

with some summer fun.

But, AJ, you love Christmas.

Yeah, but I don't.

It's a little hard to be around
all these happy families.

You know?

Who else is in
the club? Just us.

Yeah, for now.

Though I wouldn't be surprised

if we got a new membership
application from your brother,

based off what I heard
from Piper this morning.

What did you hear?

Oh... apparently, uh,

Danny ended their
engagement last night.

So, what have you, uh,

been so busy doing lately?

We were supposed to
have lunch yesterday.

I went to see Alexis.

I told you

I didn't want you to see her.

Dad... stop.

I know you're really upset about her,

but you can't keep
dumping all this on me.

I'm your daughter,

not your therapy dog.

It sounds like you made up
your mind about my offer.

I have.

I want to stay in Greylock.

I want you and me to be a family again.

I'm sorry, Bella, I'm sorry
that I've been so crazy.

It's just, um...

It's okay, Dad.
I'm hurting, too.

Okay? Okay.

Do you really want to stay?

We can't go back to the way
things were before I left.

If I come back home,

I want all the freedom
that I had at Cabot Hall.

I want to see Tyler

because he makes me really
happy and I love him,

and you can't take that away from me.

But most of all...

I want to keep seeing Alexis.

You don't have to see her,

and she would never come
over to the house, but

she's the closest thing
that I've ever had to a mom,

and I'm not willing to give that up.

Deal?

Hi.

I can't, uh, be with you, Danny.

Corinne...

You and me, we had our moment, right?

And that moment is over.

We talked about it at the blizzard.

And I thought that
you... understood.

I thought that...

That you agreed.

Uh, I-I do.

So then why did you break off
your engagement with Piper?

That's between me and her.

No.

No. You don't get to do that.

After what happened, after all

all of the knots you have tied

in my life this week,

you are gonna give me a real answer.

Okay.

I broke up with Piper
because I love someone else.

You know, if you really
loved that someone else,

you never would have come
back here in the first place.

How's it going?

It's not. I have been
sitting here for three hours,

and I can't even get
past the first line.

"Hey, Mom, how's prison?
You make any friends?"

"Dear Mom, I went curling last
week; It's chores on ice."

"Hi, Mom, I'm the worst daughter
ever, but Merry Christmas."

I just don't know what to say.

Maybe you shouldn't
say anything at all.

I, um, went to the print
shop during my break.

Ty, these are awesome.

Send those to your mom.

Worth a thousand words, right?

I got your text.

They sent over the results
of the paternity test?

And?

Adam is Josh's father.

Oh, my God. Oh...

Oh, my God.

Oh, thank God.

I heard about you and Piper.

When I said you need to

make things right with her, I didn't...

I did make things
right with her, Sarah.

Are you okay?

Not really.

But, hey, it's Christmas.

You're supposed to be miserable, right?

You are if you grew up
in the Cooper house.

I would skip the whole
season if we could,

but since we can't...

I got it in the clearance
bin. I really hope it fits.

Come on.

Um, Sarah, I'm not... No, no.

I'm not taking no for an answer.

Oh, come on, Danny,

don't you want to find out if
Bruce Willis saves the day?

It's Die Hard. Of course
Bruce Willis saves the day.

It's Die Hard, Sarah.

Of course Bruce Willis saves the day.

All right, if you don't come out here,

I'm gonna end up drinking your mojito.

I look like a villain from Miami Vice.

A-a dumb one.

One that gets caught.

Oh, there he is!

Ow! Ow!

Beautiful. Perfect.

Oh, yeah.

So good. It's very good.

Perfect timing. Yes, sir.

Thanks.

To hell with Christmas.

To hell with Christmas.

These are good, though.