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[theme song plays]
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♪ Todd and Riley were, oh, so sad ♪
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♪ Then they came 'cross a Fleemco ad ♪
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♪ They sent away a $1.98 ♪
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♪ Got a superspy mom ♪
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♪ And a daredevil dude of a dad ♪
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♪ Replacements ♪
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♪ The replacements ♪
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♪ Now anytime they come across adults ♪
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♪ Who are sly and deny and deprive them ♪
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♪ And make things bad ♪
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[phone ringing]
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[Mr. Fleem]
Hello, Fleemco.
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Sir, we need a replacement.
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And fast.
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♪ And anytime they wanna make a change ♪
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♪ Modify and rearrange ♪
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♪ Though it might get kinda strange ♪
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♪ Make 'em better, niceAnd strong and fast ♪
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♪ And smart and cool and maybe even lame ♪
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♪ Call in the replacements ♪
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♪ Replacements ♪
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♪ Get the replacements ♪
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♪ Just get the replacements ♪
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♪ Replacements ♪
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♪ Get the replacements ♪
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[electronic cat meows]
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Hey, Riley, you can quit settin' up
for your mystery dinner party now,
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'cause I've already solved the mystery.
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It's gonna be boring!
[laughs]
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-What's your problem?
-I don't know.
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Sometimes people get upset
when they're not invited!
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Todd, it's a dress-up party.
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We spend our time
using logic and reasoning
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and other big words
you wouldn't understand.
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There's no food fight involved.
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Trust me.
A mystery party is not your thing.
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Nah, whatever helps ya sleep at night.
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Besides, I've got better things
to do with my time,
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like hangin' out
with my new Robo-cat here.
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It was named the year's most obnoxious toy
by three different magazines!
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[Robo-cat meowing]
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[thunder rumbles]
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That's weird.
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I checked the weather yesterday,
and they didn't say anything about rain.
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Sunny forecast, my foot.
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I don't know why
they even hire this joker.
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Hey, what's the deal with sleet?
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I mean, it's not rain.
It is not snow. Make up your mind!
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Am I right, people?
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[honks]
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[laughing]
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Todd, did you replace the weatherman
with a comedian?
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Don't judge me.
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[doorbell rings]
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My guests are here.
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Dad, that's your cue!
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Dickens the butler is on it.
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[clears throat]
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[clears throat]
May I present the illustrious
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tube sock heiress, Mrs. Ostrich
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and her companion for the evening,
Ivy State University's
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preeminent forensics expert,
Professor Pomegranate.
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Jacobo, Riley invited you
to her stupid party?
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Yeah, I told her I'm a big fan
of the mystery genre.
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The twists, the turns,
the sordid tales of desperate souls!
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Yeah, plus the email said
there'd be free snacks.
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Next, may I present
the world renown zebra surgeon,
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Dr. Suki Takahatchi.
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Oops! Forgot to put on my costume.
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[Robo-cat meowing]
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[yells] Aye.
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That thing better stay away from me
if it knows what's good for it.
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I have an array of powerful weapons
at my disposal. [grunts]
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That was the wrong button,
but you get the point!
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And, our final guest of the evening
is Sir William Wellington,
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the wealthy British mallet tycoon.
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[thunder rumbles]
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-Buzz?
-You know he loves acting.
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[British accent]
I'm here to have a smashing good time!
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Smashing! [chuckles]
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Good one, old chap. Good one.
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Besides, every mystery
needs an obvious suspect.
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This party better not be lame,
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because I'm in the mood
to do some smashing!
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Now, for our first course this evening,
may I offer anyone
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a large, overly-ripened watermelon?
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Uhh. Very good, sir.
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[doorbell rings]
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That's weird.
I didn't invite anyone else.
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[gasps]
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[breathing heavily]
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Hello!
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Shelton? What are you doing here?
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I overheard you guys
talking about the party at school.
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I guess my invitation
got lost in the mail.
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It happens a lot.
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Well, why are you dressed
in that ridiculous costume?
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-What costume?
-[sighs]
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Now that our guests have arrived, madame,
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I must depart to prepare
this evening's mysterious meal...
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super-cheesy pizza from Luigi's
slightly irregular pizza parlor.
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Thank you all for attending this evening's
mysterious dinner party.
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I'm your host, Vivian Wonderford,
the beautiful Hollywood starlet.
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Why do you get to be
the beautiful Hollywood starlet?
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Because it's my game, that's why.
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Now, the year is 1951.
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Five of high society's most
distinguished aristocrats,
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-and, for some reason, a space captain...
-That's me!
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Have gathered for a dinner party.
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But there is a malfeasance afoot.
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Someone in this very room
has committed a heinous crime!
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[Robo-cat meowing]
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[yells]
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[all yelling]
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[coughs]
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Todd, you're ruining the mood.
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I can't shut it off!
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It's stuck on the highest level
of obnoxiousness!
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So are you!
Do something!
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Fine, I'll look for the manual.
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[grunts]
Oh, no, you didn't!
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Um, it must be short-circuiting.
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I'll get a screwdriver
to take out the batteries.
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[yells]
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[Abbey] What happened?
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[Riley]
Hold on. I'll get a lantern.
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[all gasp]
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My Robo-cat!
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No!
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He was my favorite
and most obnoxious toy ever.
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He had his whole shelf life
in front of him.
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You... monsters!
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[crying]
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What's going on?
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Somebody smashed Todd's Robo-cat.
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And that somebody is in this very room.
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[thunder rumbles]
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[scoffs] All right, fine.
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We'll figure out
who smashed Todd's toy,
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and then we can get back
to my dinner party
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and the case of the missing hanky.
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Well, I didn't smash Todd's toy.
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It was probably one
of those guilty-looking guys.
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Don't you point your finger at me!
I will destroy you!
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[all talking at once]
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Stop it, everyone! I think
it's pretty obvious who smashed my toy.
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-What?
-That's right.
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Buzz has been looking
to smash things all night.
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No way. It wasn't me.
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And I'll smash anyone
who says differently.
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Wait a minute!
Let us not jump to conclusions yet.
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-The Robo-cat wasn't smashed by a mallet.
-[all gasp]
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-It was stepped upon...
-[all gasp]
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-By someone with size six shoes.
-[all gasp]
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All right, could we all
agree to quit gasping?
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I hyperventilate easily.
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OK. Let's get to the bottom of this.
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-Everyone hand over one of your shoes.
-OK.
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-Don't look at my sock.
-PU.
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Let's see here.
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Six... Six...
Six... Six...
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Three? Uh, wait.
Who wears a size three?
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OK, OK! I admit it!
You've discovered my shameful secret!
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I have dainty feet.
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I only carry this mallet
to overcompensate.
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[sobbing]
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O... K.
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Well, that eliminates Buzz
as a suspect, unfortunately.
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Now, let's think about this logically.
Who had a motive?
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I remember when everyone arrived,Tasumi recoiled at the sight of Robo-cat.
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We all know you hated that cat.
You said so in front of everyone!
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[all shouting]
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No, you misunderstood.
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Watch this.
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See? Our exoskeletons have the same
magnetic polarizations,
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so we repel each other.
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That's why I told it to stay away from me.
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Hey, Riley does that same repelling thing.
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Except with boys!
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[laughing]
Good one, Buzz.
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Huh! I rule!
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Pizza's here.
[burps]
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[clears throat]
Uh, well, most of it anyway.
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What about the butler?
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In mystery novels,
the butlers always do it.
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[whimpers]
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Yeah, see that guilty look on his face?
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Just fess up now, butler!
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OK, OK. I did it.
Just, please, stop grilling me.
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Dad, you couldn't have done it.
You were out getting pizza.
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Oh, yeah.
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Well, I don't need to sit around here
gettin' the third degree.
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I'm leaving here
with what's left of my dignity.
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And a few more slices of pizza.
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All right, pizza time!
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Not until we find the real culprit.
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OK, fine. It was Jacobo.
All right, pizza time!
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What? Me? I didn't do it!
I wasn't even in the room!
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I left to get a screwdriver.
Uh, remember?
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That's right, but where is it, Jacobo?
No screwdriver, no alibi.
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I'm his alibi.
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You see, I was in the garage
trying out my new video spy glasses...
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and...
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Hmm. No screwdriver.
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Hello.
What have we here?
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♪ There was a boy named Jacobo ♪
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♪ Everyone thought he was awesomeAnd muy guapo ♪
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♪ And his name was Jacobo! ♪
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[all laughing]
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Hey, at least I have an alibi.
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Anyway, there are only two suspects left.
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And since we know Shelton
couldn't have done it--
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Hey, why couldn't I have done it?
I can be sinister and evil.
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No offense Shelton,
but you're too weak to smash a Robo-cat.
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Hey, I am not.
I'll prove it.
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[groaning]
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Stand back, folks, and marvel
as I smash this mighty egg into pieces.
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[grunts]
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Aye! Break!
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Break or...
[groans]
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[groans]
OK. I didn't smash the Robo-cat.
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[all] We know!
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Well, I guess
that only leaves one suspect.
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Abbey! Poor, unassuming Abbey.
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Poor? Who are you callin' poor?
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Yes! It makes perfect sense.
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Before the crime, the Robo-cat
spilled grape juice on her dress.
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[all shouting]
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Wait, guys. Come on!
That's not my style.
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If I wanted to get back at someone,
I wouldn't smash their toy!
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I'd just make fun of them
behind their backs.
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Speaking of which,
did you hear about Buzz's small feet?
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Hold everything!
I have found another clue.
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A single strand of red hair.
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[all gasp]
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Riley! It was almost the perfect crime.
Almost.
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You'd been planning this party for weeks,
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and you couldn't stand that Robo-catwas stealing your thunder.
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-[thunder rumbles]
-So, when the power went out,
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you saw the opportunityto smash the Robo-cat...
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-[Robo-cat screeches]
-...with your size six shoes.
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You spent all night grilling us
to cover up your own crime.
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Wait! You're jumping
to conclusions again!
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-I'm a good girl.
-Gone bad!
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[laughing]
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What's so funny?
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Riley didn't do it.
I did!
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That's my hair, suckers!
[laughing]
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00:11:03,709 --> 00:11:06,959
You see, I took the screwdriverfrom the garage.
251
00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:09,421
That's why Jacobo couldn't find it!
252
00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:12,960
Then, I used it to set the Robo-catto its highest annoyance setting.
253
00:11:13,041 --> 00:11:14,791
Later, when I leftthe room to get the manual,
254
00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:18,325
I shut off the power, ran back in,smashed my Robo-cat
255
00:11:18,417 --> 00:11:20,627
and snuck back outbefore Riley lit her lantern.
256
00:11:21,125 --> 00:11:25,785
-Wait. You smashed your own toy?
-Yeah! Take that, Riley!
257
00:11:25,875 --> 00:11:28,495
Now tell me a mystery party
is not my thing!
258
00:11:28,583 --> 00:11:31,293
You know what, little brother?
I apologize.
259
00:11:31,375 --> 00:11:34,205
I shouldn't have prejudged you.
That was a great mystery.
260
00:11:34,291 --> 00:11:36,541
In fact, it was so great,
261
00:11:36,625 --> 00:11:40,665
what do you say we turn out all the lights
and smash another one of Todd's toys?!
262
00:11:40,750 --> 00:11:42,080
Yeah!
263
00:11:42,166 --> 00:11:43,626
-Wait!
-I'll get the lights!
264
00:11:43,709 --> 00:11:45,079
Uh, I didn't...
265
00:11:45,166 --> 00:11:47,536
-[yells]
-[toys breaking]
266
00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:51,002
[Todd groans]
267
00:12:02,500 --> 00:12:03,460
[phone ringing]
268
00:12:03,542 --> 00:12:04,712
[Mr. Fleem]
Hello, Fleemco.
269
00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:07,792
Conrad, this fractions homework
is dumb and boring.
270
00:12:07,875 --> 00:12:10,035
I need a teacher who makes math fun.
271
00:12:10,125 --> 00:12:12,375
[Mr. Fleem]
Oh, that's a tough one, Todd.
272
00:12:12,458 --> 00:12:17,208
Normally, they just like to sit around
listening to math operas. [laughs]
273
00:12:17,291 --> 00:12:20,581
♪ And the square root of nine is...♪
274
00:12:21,125 --> 00:12:23,165
♪ Three! ♪
275
00:12:23,250 --> 00:12:24,790
[rumbling]
276
00:12:28,208 --> 00:12:29,628
I'm on a mission
to the center of the earth.
277
00:12:29,709 --> 00:12:32,459
I have a highly attractive assistant.
I have a monkey.
278
00:12:32,542 --> 00:12:35,002
All I lack is a nerdy math teacher.
279
00:12:35,083 --> 00:12:38,883
Yes! It's a statistically implausible
dream come true!
280
00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:42,669
Wait, I have a classroom full of students
depending on me to teach them math.
281
00:12:42,750 --> 00:12:44,250
Don't you get it, Lester?
282
00:12:44,333 --> 00:12:46,583
If we don't stop the earth's core
from overheating,
283
00:12:46,667 --> 00:12:49,747
there won't be any students left to teach.
284
00:12:51,125 --> 00:12:54,575
You're 100% correct.
Count me in!
285
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,330
[grunting]
286
00:12:59,709 --> 00:13:01,129
[sneezes]
287
00:13:01,208 --> 00:13:03,038
[snorting]
288
00:13:05,125 --> 00:13:07,705
A rodeo clown?
Conrad, this is great!
289
00:13:07,792 --> 00:13:09,382
I'm learning fractions better than ever!
290
00:13:09,458 --> 00:13:10,958
[screaming]
291
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:13,883
There goes a third of the front row.
292
00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:15,999
[bull snorting]
293
00:13:16,083 --> 00:13:18,333
And there goes another five-sixteenths.
294
00:13:18,417 --> 00:13:20,537
[Mr. Fleem]
I'm glad you're happy.
295
00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:21,625
Eh, but to tell the truth,
296
00:13:21,709 --> 00:13:25,329
I've been on call 24/7
since I gave you kids your phones.
297
00:13:25,417 --> 00:13:29,377
-I'm bushed.
-Mister, what you need is a rodeo clown.
298
00:13:29,458 --> 00:13:32,748
Well, I was thinking
more along the lines of a quick vacation,
299
00:13:32,834 --> 00:13:35,134
-so I'm taking the next two days off.
-OK.
300
00:13:35,208 --> 00:13:37,418
You realize that means no replacements
301
00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:39,540
-for the next 48 hours?
-Sure thing.
302
00:13:39,625 --> 00:13:40,995
Well, great!
303
00:13:41,083 --> 00:13:43,793
-You'll be sure to tell your sister?
-I'll tell Riley right away.
304
00:13:44,125 --> 00:13:45,375
You'll tell Riley what?
305
00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:46,788
[man over PA]
Attention students,
306
00:13:46,875 --> 00:13:51,035
today's lunch specialis beefy pork enchilacos.
307
00:13:51,125 --> 00:13:53,915
Enchilacos!
First one there gets to lick the spatula!
308
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,380
[yelling]
309
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,540
[giggles]
310
00:13:57,625 --> 00:13:59,915
Oh, Riley, sewing class rules.
311
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:03,630
It's not every day you get to make
an indestructible cape.
312
00:14:05,291 --> 00:14:06,171
[yells]
313
00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:07,880
Public school titanium!
314
00:14:07,959 --> 00:14:10,499
Hiro Gamazor will have
a field day with this!
315
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:12,633
I call mine the Cape of Good Hope.
316
00:14:12,709 --> 00:14:16,459
Let those who see it wave
be soothed by its bright red color.
317
00:14:16,542 --> 00:14:18,882
Yeow!
[babbling]
318
00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:20,579
[Tasumi]
What's with the math teacher?
319
00:14:20,667 --> 00:14:21,877
[groans]
320
00:14:23,667 --> 00:14:24,917
[yells]
321
00:14:30,125 --> 00:14:31,285
[train whistle blows]
322
00:14:31,375 --> 00:14:32,665
[yells]
323
00:14:34,792 --> 00:14:36,542
[yells]
324
00:14:40,875 --> 00:14:41,915
Mr. Vanderbosh!
325
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,710
Well, well, well.
What have we here?
326
00:14:43,792 --> 00:14:46,582
It looks like a runner in the haller.
Someone wants a citation.
327
00:14:46,667 --> 00:14:47,787
But, but, but--
328
00:14:47,834 --> 00:14:50,714
[gasps] Are you making fun
of this unsightly rip in my pants?
329
00:14:50,792 --> 00:14:54,212
You just bought yourself
double detention, missy.
330
00:14:55,041 --> 00:14:57,171
[Todd] I feel bad you have to
go to detention, Riley.
331
00:14:58,917 --> 00:15:00,917
[Riley]
It's all the way down there?
332
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:04,210
Uh, I'm sure it's not as bad as it looks.
333
00:15:04,291 --> 00:15:08,131
I don't know. This is so unfair.
Maybe I should call Fleemco.
334
00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:11,248
Yeah! I mean, no!
I mean, yeah!
335
00:15:11,333 --> 00:15:12,833
That's what I would do.
336
00:15:12,917 --> 00:15:15,877
You're right.
It is the coward's way out.
337
00:15:15,959 --> 00:15:18,539
We can't rely on Conrad
to solve all our problems.
338
00:15:18,625 --> 00:15:20,495
-Especially this week.
-What'd you say?
339
00:15:20,583 --> 00:15:23,753
Oh, th... th... that I am so weak,
uh, compared to you.
340
00:15:23,834 --> 00:15:26,254
[sighs] So true.
341
00:15:26,750 --> 00:15:28,540
OK. Here I go.
342
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,040
She'll be OK.
It's just detention.
343
00:15:32,125 --> 00:15:36,035
-Heh. Nothin' to worry about.
-[panting] Where's Riley?
344
00:15:36,250 --> 00:15:38,710
-I wanted to say goodbye.
-What do you mean?
345
00:15:38,792 --> 00:15:41,002
She's going to double detention, right?
346
00:15:41,083 --> 00:15:43,503
Don't you know what that's like?
347
00:15:43,875 --> 00:15:45,625
Deep beneath the earth's crust,
348
00:15:45,709 --> 00:15:48,629
where the sun's warming rayshave never penetrated.
349
00:15:48,709 --> 00:15:53,039
Hewn from the very rock itself,lies a pit of despair,
350
00:15:53,125 --> 00:15:56,245
a place where freedom is dead,and humanity--
351
00:15:56,667 --> 00:15:59,577
-OK, OK. You made your point.
-Thank you.
352
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:02,537
I can't let my sister be punished
for something I did.
353
00:16:02,625 --> 00:16:05,075
-Exactly.
-So I need another fall guy.
354
00:16:05,166 --> 00:16:08,496
-Todd...
-Relax, buddy. I wasn't gonna frame you.
355
00:16:09,083 --> 00:16:10,463
But Shelton...
356
00:16:10,542 --> 00:16:13,422
-Todd, your pale attempt at jokes...
-What jokes?
357
00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:16,080
Cannot obscure your duty to your sister.
358
00:16:16,166 --> 00:16:18,626
You're right.
She's always been there for me.
359
00:16:18,709 --> 00:16:21,669
Todd, this isn't right.
Todd, that's dirty politics!
360
00:16:21,750 --> 00:16:23,040
Todd, you're busted.
361
00:16:23,125 --> 00:16:27,745
On second thought, she's on her own.
Continue ominous narration, please.
362
00:16:27,834 --> 00:16:31,214
[Jacobo] A place where freedom is dead,and humanity--
363
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:32,501
[Todd] You did that part already!
364
00:16:32,583 --> 00:16:33,673
-[Jacobo] I did?
-[Todd] Yes.
365
00:16:33,750 --> 00:16:35,540
-[Jacobo] Are you sure?
-[Todd] Yes!
366
00:16:35,625 --> 00:16:39,125
[Jacobo] Fine. It's a really,really bad place, OK?
367
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:42,958
[Jacobo narrating]
It's a really, really bad place.
368
00:16:43,166 --> 00:16:45,626
[demonic laughter]
369
00:16:47,041 --> 00:16:50,501
OK, people. Those band uniforms
aren't gonna clean themselves.
370
00:16:50,583 --> 00:16:51,753
Laundry detail;
371
00:16:51,834 --> 00:16:54,754
I wanna see those brass buttons
sparkle like the sun!
372
00:16:55,834 --> 00:16:57,924
[gasps]
No wonder bullies hate band kids.
373
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:02,000
Hard labor in detention.
Wait till I tell Principal Cutler.
374
00:17:02,083 --> 00:17:05,213
Yes!
[sniffs]
375
00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:09,421
These "My Child Is An Honor Student"
bumper stickers are a gold mine!
376
00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:13,580
So, I hereby declare
everyone's an honor student!
377
00:17:13,667 --> 00:17:16,167
Only $5.00 each!
Tell your parents!
378
00:17:16,291 --> 00:17:18,581
Honor student, huh?
[grunts]
379
00:17:18,667 --> 00:17:20,827
Brainiac! [grunts]
Oh!
380
00:17:20,917 --> 00:17:22,287
Nerd! [grunts]
381
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:25,705
[high voice]
Oh! Who's smart now, huh?
382
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,790
I gotta get out of here.
383
00:17:31,667 --> 00:17:33,997
Oh, there you are,
Ms. Careless Hall Sprinter.
384
00:17:34,083 --> 00:17:35,333
You've got furnace duty.
385
00:17:35,417 --> 00:17:37,537
So grab a shovel
and kiss your eyebrows goodbye.
386
00:17:38,041 --> 00:17:40,131
[Todd]
But Riley loves her eyebrows!
387
00:17:40,208 --> 00:17:43,288
I wouldn't send my worst enemy
to double detention.
388
00:17:45,458 --> 00:17:46,748
This is all my fault.
389
00:17:46,834 --> 00:17:49,544
I gotta get rid of Vanderbosh
before it's too late.
390
00:17:50,166 --> 00:17:51,746
Oh, shoot!
391
00:17:52,083 --> 00:17:56,173
Mr. Vanderbosh, I...
I'm not serving double detention.
392
00:17:56,250 --> 00:17:59,580
Because this is... unfair.
And you're unfair.
393
00:17:59,667 --> 00:18:03,667
And your glasses that match your shoes
aren't as hip as you think they are.
394
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:07,460
You just bought yourself
triple detention... in the cage!
395
00:18:07,542 --> 00:18:09,712
[polka music playing]
396
00:18:09,792 --> 00:18:11,422
[gulping]
397
00:18:11,667 --> 00:18:13,327
[panting]
398
00:18:13,417 --> 00:18:14,377
[groans]
399
00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:15,668
[machinery powering down]
400
00:18:15,750 --> 00:18:17,630
[panting]
401
00:18:17,709 --> 00:18:20,419
We'll just see about that.
402
00:18:21,041 --> 00:18:22,541
[growls]
403
00:18:24,792 --> 00:18:26,382
[phone beeping]
404
00:18:28,458 --> 00:18:30,038
-[phone ringing]
-[Mr. Fleem] Hello, Fleemco.
405
00:18:30,125 --> 00:18:33,125
Mr. Fleem, this is Riley.
Mr. Vanderbosh is being totally unfair.
406
00:18:33,417 --> 00:18:35,167
[Mr. Fleem on machine]
Hey, hey, hey. Did I get ya?
407
00:18:35,250 --> 00:18:37,250
You're going to have to leavea message at the beep.
408
00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:40,543
Oh, and if this is Riley,I guess Todd forgot to tell you
409
00:18:40,625 --> 00:18:42,745
I'm gonna be out of townfor a couple of days.
410
00:18:42,834 --> 00:18:44,174
I hope that's not inconvenient.
411
00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:46,210
-[machine beeps]
-Oh, shoot!
412
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:47,958
Trying to escape, huh?
413
00:18:48,041 --> 00:18:51,831
Did you think that I would be
so easily distracted that I wouldn't...
414
00:18:51,917 --> 00:18:53,077
[cell phone rings]
415
00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:54,826
Oh, excuse me. Hello?
416
00:18:54,917 --> 00:18:58,417
[Todd clears throat]
Mr. Vanderbosh... [clears throat]
417
00:18:58,500 --> 00:19:01,710
I am an adult
calling to say congratulations.
418
00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:04,502
You've won the Pleasant Hill sweepstakes.
419
00:19:04,583 --> 00:19:07,883
-To claim your prize, simply leave--
-Sweepstakes?
420
00:19:07,959 --> 00:19:10,289
I've never entered
a sweepstakes in my life.
421
00:19:10,375 --> 00:19:12,245
Oh! Did I say sweepstakes?
422
00:19:12,333 --> 00:19:15,583
Um, why I meant, of course,
you've won a... cruise!
423
00:19:15,667 --> 00:19:17,667
Yes, a cruise around the world.
424
00:19:17,750 --> 00:19:20,710
No, I'm not a big fan of cruises.
Or the world, for that matter.
425
00:19:20,792 --> 00:19:25,502
That is to say...
I'm calling to offer you your dream job!
426
00:19:25,583 --> 00:19:27,423
This is my dream job.
427
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:31,080
A-ha! You think you're quite
the clever Clyde, don't you, prank caller?
428
00:19:31,166 --> 00:19:32,786
Well, you don't fool me.
Oh, no. Because I'm taking
429
00:19:32,875 --> 00:19:34,915
the rest of the week
off from work to track you down!
430
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:38,250
You'll never catch me,
or my name isn't...
431
00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:40,710
Shelton Klutzberry!
432
00:19:42,375 --> 00:19:43,325
That'll do.
433
00:19:43,417 --> 00:19:45,167
Now to get Riley out of there.
434
00:19:49,458 --> 00:19:51,458
Hands up, hooligans!
435
00:19:51,542 --> 00:19:53,792
Back away from the lady.
436
00:19:54,125 --> 00:19:58,665
I am the guy in charge
while Mr. Vanderbosh is gone.
437
00:19:58,750 --> 00:20:03,960
My voice is deep and I'm very tall,
so you better do as I say.
438
00:20:04,041 --> 00:20:07,581
First order of business:
don't be mean to Riley.
439
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:11,131
Aw, man.
There goes my afternoon.
440
00:20:11,208 --> 00:20:12,748
[Jacobo sneezes]
441
00:20:12,917 --> 00:20:16,247
Hey!
How come your stomach just sneezed?
442
00:20:16,333 --> 00:20:18,753
Must be that pit bull I ate for lunch
443
00:20:18,834 --> 00:20:22,294
having an allergic reaction
to the rattlesnake I ate for breakfast.
444
00:20:26,583 --> 00:20:30,543
Hey! How come your mustache just vanished
and regrew on your forehead?
445
00:20:31,250 --> 00:20:32,420
That does it.
446
00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:35,630
Never have I met a more
undisciplined group of interrupters!
447
00:20:35,709 --> 00:20:40,879
Pencils out! I want a 300-word essay
on why Todd is a really cool guy.
448
00:20:40,959 --> 00:20:41,959
-[thud]
-Ow!
449
00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:42,881
And Jacobo, too.
450
00:20:42,959 --> 00:20:45,459
[all groaning]
451
00:20:45,542 --> 00:20:47,582
Not so fast!
452
00:20:47,667 --> 00:20:48,667
[Jacobo]
Vanderbosh!
453
00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:50,880
Your stomach's right. I'm back.
454
00:20:50,959 --> 00:20:53,129
Why? Did you forget your car keys?
455
00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:54,328
[Jacobo] Hello? It's a trap.
456
00:20:54,417 --> 00:20:56,917
Once again, your stomach is correct.
457
00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:00,670
OK. Fine. It's me,
Todd Daring, Riley's brother.
458
00:21:00,750 --> 00:21:03,710
It's my fault she's down here,
and I was trying to get her out of it.
459
00:21:03,792 --> 00:21:06,042
That was your bull?
This was all your fault?
460
00:21:06,125 --> 00:21:07,495
I think I just said that.
461
00:21:07,583 --> 00:21:09,043
So please, sir.
I've learned my lesson.
462
00:21:09,125 --> 00:21:11,705
I'm ready to take
responsibility for my actions.
463
00:21:11,792 --> 00:21:14,252
Let her go, and take me instead.
464
00:21:14,333 --> 00:21:16,003
Well, I would.
465
00:21:16,083 --> 00:21:21,083
But somebody said some rather mean things
about my shoes and glasses!
466
00:21:21,166 --> 00:21:23,416
[Jacobo] You mean that they were
out of style before we were born?
467
00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:24,790
Don't listen to my stomach, sir.
468
00:21:24,875 --> 00:21:26,915
He's wrong!
They were probably never in style.
469
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,250
-I mean--
-That's enough!
470
00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:30,583
You three have gone too far
attacking my hipness.
471
00:21:30,667 --> 00:21:33,627
So, here's the word up on the 4-1-1.
472
00:21:34,041 --> 00:21:36,251
You dudes are getting quadruple detention!
473
00:21:36,333 --> 00:21:37,423
Quadruple detention!
474
00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:39,830
Quadruple detention!
Quadruple detention!
475
00:21:39,917 --> 00:21:42,287
[all gasping]
476
00:21:42,375 --> 00:21:43,245
Huh?
477
00:21:43,333 --> 00:21:45,793
Grading my pop quizzes!
478
00:21:48,333 --> 00:21:49,753
You know, this really isn't so bad.
479
00:21:49,834 --> 00:21:51,254
Yeah, well, truth be told,
480
00:21:51,333 --> 00:21:53,333
we kinda shot our bolt
on triple detention.
481
00:21:53,417 --> 00:21:56,997
"Why enchilacos are awesome,
by Todd Daring."
482
00:21:57,083 --> 00:21:59,213
This definitely deserves an "A!"
483
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:04,830
[announcer] The Fleemco Company presents:Tasumi on composure.
484
00:22:04,917 --> 00:22:07,827
Composure is about keeping calm,
even when things go wrong.
485
00:22:07,917 --> 00:22:10,827
You see, even though I am
a highly-trained Gamazor fighting machine
486
00:22:10,917 --> 00:22:11,957
in my day-to-day life,
487
00:22:12,041 --> 00:22:14,081
I'm always sure to keep
my emotions in check.
488
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:16,076
I will destroy you!
489
00:22:16,709 --> 00:22:18,329
How dare you show that clip!
490
00:22:18,417 --> 00:22:20,327
Oh, you are on my list, Fleemco!
491
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I will destroy you! Ai!
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Not again. Oh!
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I need to start labeling these buttons.
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