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[theme song plays]
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♪ Todd and Riley were, oh, so sad ♪
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♪ Then they came 'cross a Fleemco ad ♪
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♪ They sent away a $1.98 ♪
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♪ Got a superspy mom ♪
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♪ And a daredevil dude of a dad ♪
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♪ Replacements ♪
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♪ The replacements ♪
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♪ Now anytime they come across adults ♪
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♪ Who are sly and deny and deprive them ♪
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♪ And make things bad ♪
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[phone ringing]
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[Mr. Fleem]
Hello, Fleemco.
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Sir, we need a replacement.
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And fast.
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♪ And anytime they wanna make a change ♪
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♪ Modify and rearrange ♪
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♪ Though it might get kinda strange ♪
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♪ Make 'em better, niceAnd strong and fast ♪
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♪ And smart and cool and maybe even lame ♪
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♪ Call in the replacements ♪
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♪ Replacements ♪
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♪ Get the replacements ♪
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♪ Just get the replacements ♪
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♪ Replacements ♪
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♪ Get the replacements ♪
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[Todd] They said it wouldn't work.
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They said he was crazy,
but now as Todd Daring
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stares down his final putt
in the indoor broom golf championships,
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what do they say?
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M-m-m-miss it. I need this victory
to stay on the tour.
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Silence in the gallery!
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-[Riley giggling]
-Huh?
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[grunting]
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-Huh? Uh! Ah!
-Riley!
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[gulp]
Huh! Golf balls have chocolate centers?
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Who knew?
Victory is so sweet!
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-[Riley laughing]
-I hope there's a good reason
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I had to give Dad
my broom golf championship belt
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for the next two weeks!
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Whatevs, Todd?
TTFN.
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The sooner you start speaking English,
the sooner I can mock you!
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This is Fleemster, noobie.
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It's an internet networking site
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created by a strange mystical recluse
known as PuterDude13.
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[PuterDude13] Welcome back to Fleemster,PrincessRiley103.
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What's so cool about that?
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Just everything!
I've met tons of cool new people
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who like ponies and candy
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and exhibit slightly above average
academic performance just like me.
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Wait. I thought you said
cool new people.
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LOL.
That's laugh out loud, noob.
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Look! There's Tasumi and Abbey.
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That's just the three of you at school.
How's that cool?
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Because it's virtual. Duh!
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I'm a princess, see?
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You can be anything you want.
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TTYL.
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Well, you can TGIF my BBQ!
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[computer voice]
Todd, anything you want.
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-What was--
-Huh?
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Never mind.
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Hey, what do you guys
know about Fleemster?
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I'm in a Star Journey's
group on Fleemster.
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You can only join
if you can answer this question:
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What alien race mistakenly attacked
the earth in
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Star Journey Seven: Rocks Revenge?
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The answer--
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Fleemster's all right,
but people get too dependent on technology
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for simple recreational pursuits.
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[beeping]
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Another hole in one!
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[computer voice] Todd!
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Oh, hey, guys, I, uh...
I left a pie in the washing machine.
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[chuckles] Got to go.
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Just gonna check it out.
Let's see, www.Fleemster.com.
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[computer voice] Welcome. You must haveyour parents' permission to use Fleemster.
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Dad, can I use my computer
to go on Fleemster.com?
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Anything you want, second place.
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All right. "create screen-name."
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T-O-D-D. Wait...
Awesome T-O-D-D.
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[computer voice]
Welcome to Fleemster, AwesomeTodd.
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Awesome!
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Muscle mass: 95%.
Awesomeness: 100%.
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This is like looking in a mirror.
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[computer voice]
You have 18 new friend requests.
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People, please,
I'm only one virtual man.
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So many Fleem friends,
so little time. Ha.
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[Agent K] Todd, dinner!
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-[rooster crowing]
-[Agent K] Todd, breakfast!
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-[horns blowing]
-[Agent K] Todd, your birthday!
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[gasps] Todd, a burrito truck
crashed outside
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spilling its precious cargo everywhere.
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[crashing]
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Oh, a huge guacamole tanker
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jack-knifed in the street
trying to avoid it!
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What are the odds?!
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Look! You just turn your head slightly
to look out the window.
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Every man for himself!
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Oh, my word!
Such filth!
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-When was the last time you were outside?
-Don't judge me.
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[groans]
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Come on, right now, young man.
I want you to get some fresh air.
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OK, OK. I'll go outside.
Just let me get a few things.
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Have you seen that 1,000-foot
extension cord anywhere?
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[grunting]
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[groans]
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You and that computer.
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That is quite enough!
I call a Daring family intervention!
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Ooh!
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[brays]
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What happened, K?
Riley's back on the chocolate, isn't she?
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Why can't you stay away?!
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It's not me. It's Todd.
He's addicted to the internet.
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All right. I guess we know
what has to be done.
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Dick, get me Dr. Hypno's
hypno helmet of hypnotism.
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You got it, honey.
What does it do?
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Mom, you can't brainwash Todd
to quit using the internet.
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You need to teach him not to overdo it.
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You broke my hypno helmet, didn't you?
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Yes, but I'm still right.
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Whoa. Hey, guys, I really appreciate this,
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but I recognize my addiction
and I will seek help.
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Now, if you'll all just give
me your email addresses--
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That's it.
Dick, I am putting our foot down.
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No internet for two weeks!
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Wait! Can't we talk about this?!
In a chat room!
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Oh, sleep easy, Todd.
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You'll thank us for this one day.
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I can thank you for it right now.
Let me send you an e-card.
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Ah, good night, son.
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[groaning]
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[mumbling]
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OK, fine. I'll count sheep.
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[sheep bleating]
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Todd.
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Todd.
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Todd!
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Todd!
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It's you, the mysterious voice.
You're a sheep?
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Give me a break. No.
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I'm your subconscious desire
to go on the internet.
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Now, quit lying there and do
what we both know you want to do.
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Find a computer to use!
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Ohh! All right. Desperate times
call for desperate measures.
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Get me on the computer.
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I've got to update my Fleemster profile.
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Fleemster? Ha! You're not allowed
to use these computers for that.
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Oh. I get it.
These computers are for research only?
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Yes. But more importantly,
I have blocked all Fleemster access
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ever since I got into
a heated flame war with Ace Palmero.
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I shall never grace
them with a website hit again...
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until they invite me back.
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Now, men, flame on!
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I don't even know why I try
to solve my own problems.
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[Mr. Fleem]
Hello. Fleemco.
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Conrad, I need to replace the IT guy
in the library's computer lab
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with someone who'll let me use
the computers for Fleemster.
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[Mr. Fleem]
OK, Todd, I'll see what I can do.
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See what you can do?!
Don't play games with me, old man!
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[Mr. Fleem]
Todd, are you OK?
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I don't have a problem.
You've got the problem!
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The president doesn't know
how to defrag his own hard drive? Doy!
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[gasps]
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Don't think I don't know what you've done.
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[babbling]
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You've made it three days
with no internet.
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I am so proud that
you're breaking the cycle.
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Yeah. Well, I found
other things to fill the void.
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[laughs]
The library has a shuffleboard game.
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Good show, Todd!
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-Ooh!
-Hmm.
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Aw, sweet.
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[PuterDude13]
PuterDude13 here, your new IT guy.
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[Todd] The PuterDude,
the inventor of Fleemster?
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Awesome.
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[PuterDude13]
Welcome to Fleemster, AwesomeTodd.
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Ahh!
[laughs]
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[knuckles cracking]
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Hey, AwesomeTodd.
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Looking good, AT.
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Todd, indoor broom golfchampionship challenge.
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My house, after school.Jacobo.
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-[monkey screeches]
-[woman] Hey, AwesomeTodd.
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Click the monkeyand win a stereo system.
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[Todd]
Awesome!
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[woman] Todd, the honorablePrince Manuko of Nigeria
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needs to send you millions of dollars.
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You bet, guys.
I'm all over it.
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Yes! This is awesome!
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Virtual, virtual Fleemster.
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I'm in virtual computer heaven.
I'm set for life!
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[Riley] I knew it!
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Shuffleboard team, my eye.
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If there was a club as lame
as the library shuffleboard team,
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I'd be its vice president!
You're addicted to the internet!
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I am not addicted.
I can quit anytime I want.
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OK, then. Quit now.
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I will... as soon as I add
these 17 new friends
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who love me more than you do anyway!
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Those friends don't love you.
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If they did, they'd invite you
to do something a lot cooler
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than sit on the computer all day!
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You don't know CatLover37.
He's totally probably cool!
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-Put the mouse down!
-Make me!
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[gasps]
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You cannot stop me!
I am AwesomeTodd!
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[grunts]
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Precious.
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[growls]
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[both grunting]
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[man]
Does this belong to you?
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Who are you?
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I am PuterDude13.
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You're the cool mysterious recluse?
What a letdown!
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Hey, everybody exaggerates online, missy.
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You're not exactly
princess material yourself.
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"Looks like Heather Hartley."
Right.
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[laughs]
JOY. Joke's on you!
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Aw, Todd.
I remember when I was like you,
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and I just discovered
the wonders of computing.
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It made it so easy to deal with people
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without actually having to,
you know, deal with people.
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I loved it so much, I created Fleemster.
I haven't seen a real person ever since.
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So, you've basically been living
as a shut-in for all these years?
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Years? It's only been six months.
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[both gasp]
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-You're the biggest nerd ever!
-You bet.
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[computer chimes]
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Ooh! Three new emails
and five new text messages.
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I am so cool.
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[both sigh]
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That was a close one, Riles.
You saved me from a terrible future.
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Hey, don't sell yourself short.
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You got years to get that
terrible future you deserve.
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[chuckles]
JK.
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How did you keep from getting all
wrapped up in the computer like I did?
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Well, shuffleboard, superior willpower.
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Plus, I figured out
it's much quicker to just text message.
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I'm testing to Tasumi right now.
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Hey, a new text message from Riley.
So cool!
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Fore!
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[Shelton screaming]
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[gulps] Hey, a chocolate center.
Who knew?
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You'll be baaa-ack.
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One jumbo banana split, sir.
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Oh, and can you hold the banana,
whipped cream,
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chocolate syrup,
and ice cream, please?
249
00:11:35,500 --> 00:11:38,790
I'm allergic.
Thank you, Mr. Sweetsworth, sir.
250
00:11:38,875 --> 00:11:40,245
[gulp]
251
00:11:40,959 --> 00:11:42,079
Whoa! Hey!
252
00:11:42,166 --> 00:11:45,076
The Daring's.
My favorite customers.
253
00:11:45,166 --> 00:11:48,076
-What can I get you?
-One toffee crunch cone, please.
254
00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:49,706
One butterscotch blast shake!
255
00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:52,712
One super sugar shock sundae for me!
Extra everything!
256
00:11:52,792 --> 00:11:55,672
Now, Riley, you know you can't
have that much sugar.
257
00:11:55,750 --> 00:11:58,210
We don't want a repeat
of the putt putt incident.
258
00:11:58,500 --> 00:11:59,460
Back, evil giant.
259
00:11:59,542 --> 00:12:02,582
You'll pay for eating my golf ball!
260
00:12:02,667 --> 00:12:03,917
Step away from the windmill!
261
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,380
[sighs] Fine.
262
00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:08,168
One small plain vanilla cup.
263
00:12:08,250 --> 00:12:09,080
[indistinct]
264
00:12:09,166 --> 00:12:12,126
How much ice cream do I have to eat
to get my picture on your wall of fame?
265
00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:15,460
You just have to eat one more pound
than the last guy,
266
00:12:15,542 --> 00:12:17,132
which was you... yesterday.
267
00:12:17,208 --> 00:12:19,628
Look at that handsome devil.
268
00:12:19,709 --> 00:12:23,249
He thinks he's so great
for eating 36 pounds of ice cream.
269
00:12:23,333 --> 00:12:26,173
Well, I say bring on the 37-pounder!
270
00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:27,543
[whistles]
271
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:33,537
[laughs] Let's do this.
272
00:12:35,375 --> 00:12:38,245
Ooh, please. Stop, dear.
273
00:12:38,333 --> 00:12:40,423
Eating this much ice cream
can't be healthy.
274
00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:42,540
Mom's right. Here.
Let me just finish it off for you.
275
00:12:42,625 --> 00:12:43,785
No! Let him do this!
276
00:12:43,875 --> 00:12:46,075
Gorging yourself is an American tradition,
277
00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:49,036
like the Fourth of July
or baseball or tacos.
278
00:12:49,125 --> 00:12:53,375
[groans] Almost there.
Just need a little more room.
279
00:12:53,458 --> 00:12:55,788
Look out below.
280
00:12:58,083 --> 00:13:00,713
[exhales]
281
00:13:00,834 --> 00:13:02,214
Yeah, there we go.
282
00:13:02,375 --> 00:13:04,375
[gulping]
283
00:13:07,125 --> 00:13:07,955
[grunts]
284
00:13:08,041 --> 00:13:09,581
Congratulations, Dick.
285
00:13:09,667 --> 00:13:11,877
Here's your commemorative plaque.
286
00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:13,959
[grunting]
287
00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:20,880
[laughs] I don't think so.
288
00:13:21,375 --> 00:13:23,495
Hmm. Let this be a lesson to you kids.
289
00:13:23,583 --> 00:13:26,293
Anything is possible
if you put your mind to it.
290
00:13:27,166 --> 00:13:29,996
Wow, Dad. I didn't know
you were a track star in college.
291
00:13:30,083 --> 00:13:32,673
Aw, sure. I played
all kinds of sports back then.
292
00:13:32,750 --> 00:13:35,000
Baseball, basketball,
blindfolded nighttime
293
00:13:35,083 --> 00:13:37,883
combined Nordic super alpine
motor luge. You name it.
294
00:13:37,959 --> 00:13:40,789
International rules polar bear wrestling?
295
00:13:40,875 --> 00:13:43,125
-First team all-American.
-Wow.
296
00:13:43,208 --> 00:13:44,168
[bell ringing]
297
00:13:44,250 --> 00:13:46,710
Hey, Riley, check out
my report for first period.
298
00:13:46,792 --> 00:13:50,382
It's called "I Have The Most
Awesomest Dad Ever."
299
00:13:50,458 --> 00:13:52,918
-Jealous?
-First, we have the same dad.
300
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:56,750
And second, I don't think that report
is going to impress your math teacher.
301
00:13:56,834 --> 00:13:59,334
Hey, Toad, the only thing
awesome about your dad
302
00:13:59,417 --> 00:14:01,377
is how awesomely large his gut is.
303
00:14:01,458 --> 00:14:03,498
[laughs]
Good one, Buzz.
304
00:14:03,583 --> 00:14:04,633
[chewing loudly]
305
00:14:04,709 --> 00:14:06,289
You don't know what you're talking about!
306
00:14:06,375 --> 00:14:09,035
My dad can beat your dad
in all things awesome!
307
00:14:09,125 --> 00:14:11,575
And if there was some big,
upcoming athletic competition,
308
00:14:11,667 --> 00:14:13,037
I'd prove it!
309
00:14:13,917 --> 00:14:18,077
Yeah, that's what we need,
some kind of big athletic competition.
310
00:14:18,166 --> 00:14:18,996
[bike ringing]
311
00:14:19,083 --> 00:14:22,213
Hey, kids. I'm training for next month's
big Pleasant Hills septathalon.
312
00:14:22,291 --> 00:14:23,381
You want to sponsor me?
313
00:14:23,458 --> 00:14:26,208
I'm racing for the
Principals to Tahiti Foundation.
314
00:14:26,291 --> 00:14:27,671
No, Mr. Cutler.
315
00:14:27,750 --> 00:14:29,580
We're trying to think of an
athletic competition
316
00:14:29,667 --> 00:14:31,497
for our dads to compete in.
317
00:14:31,583 --> 00:14:33,583
Look, guys,
having your dads compete
318
00:14:33,667 --> 00:14:36,327
in the Pleasant Hills septathalon
isn't going to prove anything.
319
00:14:37,542 --> 00:14:40,792
Pleasant Hills septathalon?!
That's a great idea!
320
00:14:40,875 --> 00:14:43,915
In fact, I bet you
a hundred prize tickets
321
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:47,290
from the Fun-O-Sphere that my dad
wipes the floor with Dick doofus!
322
00:14:47,375 --> 00:14:49,415
[all gasping]
323
00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:53,380
Wow! What can I get
with all those prize tickets?
324
00:15:00,792 --> 00:15:02,382
[roaring]
325
00:15:02,583 --> 00:15:04,173
You're on, sucker!
326
00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:06,250
Todd, don't you think
you should've talked to dad
327
00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:09,293
-before making a bet like that?
-Nah, he'll be cool with it.
328
00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:10,955
Of course I'm not cool with it!
329
00:15:11,041 --> 00:15:14,421
The septathalon is six of the most
grueling athletic events known to man.
330
00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:16,330
Plus, the potato sack race!
331
00:15:16,417 --> 00:15:18,537
So? You were a great athlete in college.
332
00:15:18,625 --> 00:15:20,535
Yeah. I were a great athlete,
333
00:15:20,625 --> 00:15:23,245
but if you haven't noticed,
I've filled out a little since then.
334
00:15:23,417 --> 00:15:25,497
Now, excuse me, kids.
I've got to test out this new cannon.
335
00:15:25,583 --> 00:15:27,673
Look out below!
336
00:15:31,750 --> 00:15:32,580
[grunts]
337
00:15:32,667 --> 00:15:36,957
[coughs] I swear they're making
these things smaller than they used to.
338
00:15:37,709 --> 00:15:39,289
[sighs] Oh, well.
339
00:15:39,375 --> 00:15:41,705
If you kids need me,
I'll be down at the ice cream shop.
340
00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:46,039
Um... I'm starting to worry about Dad.
This is serious.
341
00:15:46,125 --> 00:15:47,375
You're right. This is serious.
342
00:15:47,458 --> 00:15:50,288
One hundred prize tickets
worth of serious!
343
00:15:50,375 --> 00:15:51,665
We've got to do something.
344
00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:52,920
[phone beeping]
345
00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:55,210
[phone ringing]
346
00:15:55,291 --> 00:15:56,581
[Mr. Fleem]
Hello, Fleemco.
347
00:15:56,667 --> 00:15:58,747
Sir, I need to help my dad
lose weight. Fast.
348
00:15:58,834 --> 00:16:01,294
You want me to leave my store
traveling the world
349
00:16:01,375 --> 00:16:04,575
tasting ice cream for
Ice Cream Illustrated magazine?
350
00:16:04,667 --> 00:16:06,877
Yes. We just told you exactly that.
351
00:16:06,959 --> 00:16:09,629
Why did you repeat it back to us
in the form of a question?
352
00:16:09,709 --> 00:16:12,499
Why did I repeat it back to you
in the form of a question?
353
00:16:12,583 --> 00:16:13,583
[both groaning]
354
00:16:16,875 --> 00:16:21,415
Huh? Diet Emporium?
Aw, just my luck.
355
00:16:23,458 --> 00:16:25,168
[coughs]
356
00:16:25,250 --> 00:16:26,540
Well, good thing the Pie Palace
357
00:16:26,625 --> 00:16:28,125
still has their
all-you-can-eat lunch buffet.
358
00:16:28,208 --> 00:16:30,498
No, Dad, wait.
Maybe this is a sign
359
00:16:30,583 --> 00:16:33,213
you should lose some weight
so you can compete in the septathalon.
360
00:16:33,291 --> 00:16:35,421
But I can't just give up
my pie eating lifestyle
361
00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:37,210
to compete in a pie-less septathalon.
362
00:16:37,291 --> 00:16:38,961
Where's the pie in that?
363
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:42,671
But you said yourself that anything
is possible if you put your mind to it.
364
00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:45,710
Yeah, if you put
your mind to it, not mine.
365
00:16:45,959 --> 00:16:48,329
OK, Dad, if you get in shape
and enter the contest,
366
00:16:48,417 --> 00:16:50,037
I'll give up sugar as a show of support.
367
00:16:50,125 --> 00:16:51,495
And if you beat Buzz's dad,
368
00:16:51,583 --> 00:16:53,633
I'll give you 50 Fun-O-Sphere
prize tickets.
369
00:16:53,709 --> 00:16:57,579
Mmm. What could I do
with 50 Fun-O-Sphere prize tickets?
370
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,580
[barking]
371
00:17:04,792 --> 00:17:08,422
-I'll do it!
-Cool! Now, let's get you on a diet!
372
00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:10,130
[straining]
373
00:17:18,875 --> 00:17:20,165
Oi vey!
374
00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:23,383
All right. We got low carb,
faux carb, all carb, no carb.
375
00:17:23,458 --> 00:17:25,248
Oh, here's one where you eat
nothing but seaweed!
376
00:17:25,333 --> 00:17:27,213
It guarantees you'll
lose weight in two weeks
377
00:17:27,291 --> 00:17:29,581
and it comes with its own jumpsuit
to help you sweat off the pounds.
378
00:17:29,667 --> 00:17:33,827
I'll take it. I'm awesome at sweating...
and wearing jumpsuits.
379
00:17:33,917 --> 00:17:35,787
Hey, this diet's only endorsement
380
00:17:35,875 --> 00:17:38,955
is from the American Association
of Discredited Snake Charmers.
381
00:17:39,041 --> 00:17:41,421
Have you ever seen
a flabby snake charmer?
382
00:17:41,792 --> 00:17:43,172
I didn't think so.
383
00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:45,670
Yeah, Riley,
they wouldn't sell it if it didn't work.
384
00:17:45,750 --> 00:17:47,500
Come on, Dad. If I know anything,
385
00:17:47,583 --> 00:17:50,833
it's that taking shortcuts
is the quickest way to success.
386
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,500
[groaning]
387
00:17:55,583 --> 00:17:58,333
Ooh, so sick of seaweed.
388
00:17:58,417 --> 00:18:00,037
Well, Dad, it's time
to see what you've got.
389
00:18:00,125 --> 00:18:02,785
On your mark, get set, go!
390
00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:04,075
[ticking]
391
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:05,246
[grunting]
392
00:18:05,333 --> 00:18:07,583
Ohh!
[panting]
393
00:18:07,667 --> 00:18:09,667
[ringing]
394
00:18:09,750 --> 00:18:12,500
Check out the septatha-loser!
395
00:18:12,834 --> 00:18:14,004
Loser!
396
00:18:14,083 --> 00:18:15,833
[laughs] Good one, son!
397
00:18:15,917 --> 00:18:18,917
B-b-but I don't understand.
He lost all that weight.
398
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,290
He should be able to run
a septathalon in his sleep.
399
00:18:21,375 --> 00:18:24,825
It's not enough to just lose weight.
You have to do that and exercise.
400
00:18:24,917 --> 00:18:26,667
Exercise? No way!
401
00:18:26,750 --> 00:18:28,130
Oh, you mean for Dad.
402
00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:30,208
Well, if that's what it takes...
403
00:18:32,208 --> 00:18:34,128
[grunting]
404
00:18:34,208 --> 00:18:35,168
[groans]
405
00:18:38,875 --> 00:18:40,415
Mmm. Hmm?
406
00:18:42,291 --> 00:18:43,331
Huh?
407
00:18:43,709 --> 00:18:45,129
[screaming]
408
00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:48,168
-[organ music playing]
-[panting]
409
00:18:49,959 --> 00:18:53,209
Huzzah! [laughs]
I never felt better in my life.
410
00:18:53,291 --> 00:18:55,251
Thanks for the music, Jacobo.
411
00:18:55,917 --> 00:18:57,077
[Goober]
Hey, hey, hey, everybody!
412
00:18:57,166 --> 00:18:59,956
Welcome to the 37th annual
Pleasant Hills septathalon.
413
00:19:00,041 --> 00:19:02,291
Hey, T-bone, maybe I should
get out there and race.
414
00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:04,535
Oh, sure, Goober,
you're great at running...
415
00:19:04,625 --> 00:19:07,705
Running your big mouth, that is.
Zing!
416
00:19:07,792 --> 00:19:08,712
[gong rings]
417
00:19:08,792 --> 00:19:11,632
[laughs]
Good one, guys.
418
00:19:11,709 --> 00:19:13,579
I got to write these down.
[laughs]
419
00:19:13,667 --> 00:19:15,327
[grunting]
420
00:19:16,417 --> 00:19:18,497
We're all rooting for you, Dad!
421
00:19:18,583 --> 00:19:19,543
You're the best!
422
00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:22,170
C.A.R., say something nice.
423
00:19:22,250 --> 00:19:24,960
Please don't injure yourself too severely.
424
00:19:25,291 --> 00:19:27,331
I don't want to get blood on my seats.
425
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:31,327
[sobs] That's the nicest thing
you've ever said to me.
426
00:19:32,291 --> 00:19:35,581
I'm gonna take you down
like a cheetah on a wildebeest.
427
00:19:35,667 --> 00:19:38,577
Bring it on, champ.
Or should I say, chump?
428
00:19:38,667 --> 00:19:42,327
-I will destroy you.
-Here comes the pain.
429
00:19:42,417 --> 00:19:45,457
All right, racers.
On your marks, get set, go!
430
00:19:45,542 --> 00:19:47,502
-[horn blares]
-[screaming]
431
00:20:06,208 --> 00:20:07,878
[grunting]
432
00:20:08,125 --> 00:20:09,625
[crowd cheering]
433
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:18,830
[crowd cheering]
434
00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:20,287
[buzzer]
435
00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:28,040
Ice cream here!
Get your ice cream!
436
00:20:31,250 --> 00:20:34,170
No, Dad.
I won't let you give in now.
437
00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:38,384
[slow motion]
I'll save you!
438
00:20:39,208 --> 00:20:41,128
[eating]
439
00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:46,461
Thanks, honey. Now, if you'll excuse me,
I've got a race to win.
440
00:20:48,083 --> 00:20:49,543
[crowd cheering]
441
00:20:54,542 --> 00:20:56,542
Just a little bit further, dear!
442
00:20:56,625 --> 00:20:59,285
-Do it for your health!
-Do it for the tickets!
443
00:20:59,375 --> 00:21:01,285
Do it or else.
444
00:21:05,041 --> 00:21:06,381
Yeah!
445
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,080
Did I win?
446
00:21:09,166 --> 00:21:12,286
No! You finished second to last,
but guess who that was.
447
00:21:12,375 --> 00:21:15,625
Uh... I tried to cheat for you, Dad.
448
00:21:15,709 --> 00:21:18,209
I know, son. I'm proud of you.
449
00:21:18,291 --> 00:21:21,501
Hey, hey. Congratulations on not being
the biggest loser here.
450
00:21:21,583 --> 00:21:25,383
Here's your 99th place trophy
and complimentary participation sundae.
451
00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:26,828
You can keep the sundae.
452
00:21:26,917 --> 00:21:28,667
I've learned that being in shape
is its own...
453
00:21:28,750 --> 00:21:29,920
Mine!
454
00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:36,882
Congratulations on being
the biggest loser here.
455
00:21:36,959 --> 00:21:39,039
Here's your last place trophy.
456
00:21:39,125 --> 00:21:42,625
Just because you won
doesn't mean you're not a loser, loser!
457
00:21:42,709 --> 00:21:46,919
-Uh, actually, it does.
-Whatever! Loser!
458
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:50,790
I'm proud of you, Dad.
Now, let's go get us some dinosaurs.
459
00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:52,995
Dinosaurs?!
460
00:21:53,083 --> 00:21:54,713
Why buy one when
they're all around us?!
461
00:21:54,917 --> 00:21:56,577
Take that and that!
[laughs]
462
00:21:56,667 --> 00:21:59,497
I feel the burn!
I'm not even tired! [yells]
463
00:22:01,458 --> 00:22:05,708
[announcer] The Fleemco Company presents:Riley Daring on teamwork.
464
00:22:05,792 --> 00:22:07,422
Teamwork. Working together.
465
00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:10,080
It's essential to achieve
challenging goals in life.
466
00:22:10,500 --> 00:22:12,040
But with hard work, gumption,
467
00:22:12,125 --> 00:22:15,165
and a little luck you canalways improve through teamwork.
468
00:22:17,834 --> 00:22:20,294
Uh, I was talking about my team.
469
00:22:23,875 --> 00:22:25,705
OK, whoever is picking theseembarrassing clips
470
00:22:25,792 --> 00:22:27,292
is not being a team player!
471
00:22:27,333 --> 00:22:30,793
[announcer]
This has been Riley Daring on teamwork.
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