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[theme song plays]
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♪ Todd and Riley were, oh, so sad ♪
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♪ Then they came 'cross a Fleemco ad ♪
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♪ They sent away a $1.98 ♪
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♪ Got a superspy mom ♪
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♪ And a daredevil dude of a dad ♪
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♪ Replacements ♪
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♪ The replacements ♪
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♪ Now anytime they come across adults ♪
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♪ Who are sly and deny and deprive them ♪
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♪ And make things bad ♪
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[phone ringing]
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[Mr. Fleem]
Hello, Fleemco.
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Sir, we need a replacement.
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And fast.
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♪ And anytime they wanna make a change ♪
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♪ Modify and rearrange ♪
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♪ Though it might get kinda strange ♪
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♪ Make 'em better, niceAnd strong and fast ♪
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♪ And smart and cool and maybe even lame ♪
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♪ Call in the replacements ♪
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♪ Replacements ♪
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♪ Get the replacements ♪
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♪ Just get the replacements ♪
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♪ Replacements ♪
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♪ Get the replacements ♪
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[Shelton] I can't believe it's just us
on this overnight field trip!
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That's 'cause the last one
made everyone sick.
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This'll be so much better than that trip
to the sewerage treatment plant.
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[gags]
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The Yetzometzo Ruins!
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Just think, a real life
archeology expedition!
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Do you know what this means?
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Uh-huh! No classes!
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No parents around to say things like...
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[speaking Japanese]
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It's gonna be like my favorite video game,
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Montana Smith: Tomb Smasher.
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Action, adventure, a cool whip
that can cut mummies in half.
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[whip cracks]
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We'll unearth ancient secrets,
make scientific discoveries,
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embrace new chances to learn.
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Did I show you these cool
Yetzometzo fun fact cards I got?
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It's like a little, portable school
you carry in your pants.
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What?
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You brought flashcards on a field trip?
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Oh, you've out-dorked yourself, Rile.
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[snorts] Yeah!
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Who invited the nerd?
[snorting]
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Todd's right, Riley.
You gotta relax.
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This is a field trip.
It's like a vacation from learning.
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Correction, it's like
a paid vacation from learning. [laughs]
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Hello, boys and girls!
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I'm Professor Sneedly,
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your super fun guide
to the super fun world of archeology.
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But first, who has to use the super fun
little archeologist's room, hmm?
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Uh-oh.
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Wow! Is that the Yetzometzo
Temple of Metapetatuma?
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Why, yes, it is.
[gasps]
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Will one of you kids unearth
King Metepetatuma's lost treasure?
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[all exclaiming]
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-Yes!
-[laughs] Of course not!
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That's for real archeologists.
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You'll be working in our kiddie fun zone,
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danger-free and, of course,
super fun archeology simulation.
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-[all groaning]
-Oh, it's just a big sandbox!
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Oh, goodness, no!
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It's much safer than a sandbox.
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Archeologists are people
who dig up stuff from the past.
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Can ya dig that, kids?
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[laughing] Get it? Dig?
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[snorts]
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Hey! I think I found something!
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It's a... a bone!
A plastic bone.
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I found a dinosaur mug.
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I got sand in my pants.
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Super work, kids.
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You can purchase any of those
quality souvenir finds at our gift shop.
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Come on, Shelton.
Time to do some real exploring.
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But be careful.
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We don't know what horrible,
ancient monsters may be lurking about.
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[all yelling]
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What are you doing
sneaking around out here?
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We weren't sneaking anywhere.
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We were just out for a stroll...
at 2 a.m.
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Hey, what's this?
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[gasp] It's Yetzometzozoan!
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Let me check my flashcards.
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"Treasure above all others!"
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A map to the lost treasure
of Metapetatuma!
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Well, what are we waiting for?
Let's go!
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Oh, no, you don't.
That's far too dangerous for children.
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But you can have super fun s'mores.
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[muttering]
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An ancient ruin is no place for children.
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Who has to use the super fun
little archeologist's room?
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It's time for s'mores!
S'mores! S'mores! S'mores!
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[panting] That's it!
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I can't take this guy
treating us like babies anymore.
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I'm calling Fleemco.
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[rumbling]
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[Australian accent]
Name's Dingo.
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[playing didgeridoo]
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Dingo MaGee.
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Somebody around here lose a treasure map?
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Ooh, ooh, ooh!
Me! Right here!
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Nice work!
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Looks like I'm gonna be
your new adventure guide.
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You can be my new sidekick.
I'm gonna call you Sparky.
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[yawning]
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Watch out!
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Ohh!
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Whew! Close call, mate.
That wild boar almost got you.
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Ow! I'm no boar.
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Ooh! Truffles!
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What happened to Professor Sneedly?
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He's in the Ingunaguay
rain forest on a retreat.
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Retreat! Retreat!
This is not super fun!
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Hey! I was gonna replace the professor.
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You snooze, you lose.
[chuckles]
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Yeah, but I wouldn't
have replaced him with this guy.
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Is he even a scientist?
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Science never gave us
nothin' but broken dreams!
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I told 'em to lose Professor Safety
and send us a real life treasure hunter.
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Did somebody say treasure?
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[playing didgeridoo]
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-Yes! Me! Just now!
-What are we waiting for?
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Todd, this isn't right.
You're going to damage the antiquities.
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I would never!
What's an antiquity?
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I think it's that long,
nosy thing that eats ants.
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Here we go!
Hang on to your didgeridoo.
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-Don't have one.
-Then hang onto mine.
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[all groaning]
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[all yelling]
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Oh! What a perfect place to lay out!
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I love these paid vacations from learning.
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[all groaning]
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[grunts]
Where are we?
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My best guess, some sort of ancient
underground parking garage.
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According to these symbols,
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we're in the royal tomb
of King Metapetatuma!
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So it worked?
My plan worked?
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See, Riley, if we'd listened to you,
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we'd still be sittin' around camp,
doin' homework.
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It wouldn't hurt you
to actually learn something, Todd.
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I mean, that is the whole reason
we're here in the first place.
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No! We're here to find
King What's-his-name's treasure.
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Hold on! What do we have here?
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[yells]
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They look like warnings.
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-If you give me a second, I can--
-Yeah, great. You do that.
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Dingo and I will just scout ahead.
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Right. Who's with me?
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[panting and gasping]
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I'm normally a step faster.
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It's like I suddenly
put on an extra 85 pounds.
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That was so cool!
Are you comin' or what?
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Or what!
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Wait. Let's see if we can figure out
how to stop these things!
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Is there a crescent-shaped
stone over there?
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Oh, crikey, this is gonna take a while.
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[grunts]
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Way to take charge, Sparky.
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If you're done readin', Sheila,
you and the rest can join us now.
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[groans]
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[grunting]
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[sniffing]
Can you smell that, Sparky?
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-[flies buzzing]
-I can only smell you, Dingo.
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Right, and I only stink
when I'm close to treasure.
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-Can't be far now.
-I can't cross that!
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I've got the rickety-rope-bridge-ophobia.
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Um, I don't know about this.
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I don't see a bridge on the map...
if you can call that a bridge.
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Map, schmap!
Where's your sense of adventure?
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Live a little!
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See? Satisfied?
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It's perfectly...
[yells]
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[splash]
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I'm OK!
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You guys go ahead without me!
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I'm just gonna see where
these treacherous rapids go...!
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Uh, Dingo?
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-We're lost and alone and doomed!
-[Riley] Maybe not.
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If I'm right, the treasure room
and the exit should be just ahead.
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-"Go this way..."
-Finally!
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"If you wish a swift end.
Otherwise, take the right tunnel."
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Very funny.
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Uh, is there another right tunnel?
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If we don't make it
out of here alive, Todd,
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I just want you to know...
I'm in love with your mom!
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-Yeah!
-[Shelton] Me, too!
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OK. Let's get out of here.
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Wait. It says here
that only the meek may pass.
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-What is that supposed to mean?
-[yells]
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[yelling]
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Shelton!
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[Shelton] Ow.
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I'm alive... and surprised!
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That's it!
Don't fight it.
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Just be meek and pathetic like Shelton.
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I'm a nerd with the nerding
and the being a nerd.
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-Oh, no!
-Ohh, my inhaler!
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Bleh!
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[exclaims]
That must be the way out!
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And that must be the treasure!
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Todd, wait!
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[Riley gasps]
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"Knowledge is the treasure
above all others."
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What?! Knowledge?!
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What is this, some kind of worthless,
valuable life lesson?
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What a rip!
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You're lucky.
It could have been...
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-[all yelling]
-A trap!
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This is how they teach me?
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What an even bigger rip!
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Not more sand!
It gets everywhere!
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"Knowledge is a gift above all others."
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"Above..."
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My cards!
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Todd, what do we do?
You've seen all the dumb adventure movies!
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What do we do?!
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What?
That's what they do in the movies.
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"Gift above all others"?
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Quick, everybody!
Climb into the chest!
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-But, Todd, you--
-Don't think! Move!
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[all yelling]
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Thanks, Todd.
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If I weren't hugging you already,
I'd hug you.
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Yeah, well, it's you and your lame-o cards
that got us as far as we did.
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So thanks, yourself.
Heh!
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Aw, just too bad we didn't find
ol' what's-his-name's treasure.
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Oh, Todd, I could have
told you there was no treasure.
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That only happens on TV.
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[yells]
Ow!
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Crikey! Dingo, me boy, ya done it again!
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[playing didgeridoo]
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[country fiddle music playing]
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[crowd cheering]
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[country music playing]
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♪ I'm a strong-willed galWith lots of class ♪
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♪ If you disrespect meYou're gonna get some sass ♪
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♪ Don't need diamonds, rubies, or pearls ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm an empowered fiddlin' girl ♪
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[audience chanting]
Susie May! Susie May! Susie May!
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I'm an empowered fiddlin' girl!
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[bow smoldering]
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I'm an empowered fiddlin' girl
with a cowbell!
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Yeah!
[laughs]
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Dad, you're totally messing up
my fantasy sequence.
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00:12:15,959 --> 00:12:18,499
[tapping cowbell]
251
00:12:22,041 --> 00:12:23,171
Oh, sorry.
252
00:12:23,250 --> 00:12:25,580
Todd, we came here for you.
Now pick out an instrument.
253
00:12:25,667 --> 00:12:28,167
Electric guitar here I come!
254
00:12:28,250 --> 00:12:30,170
Pick something you're going to
stick with, young man.
255
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,580
K, why limit the boy?
256
00:12:31,667 --> 00:12:34,787
It took me many tries
before I found my calling, the cowbell.
257
00:12:34,875 --> 00:12:35,915
Two minutes ago.
258
00:12:37,250 --> 00:12:40,500
You know, Mom, I was thinking,
could I get an instrument, too?
259
00:12:40,583 --> 00:12:43,293
I was just thinking
the same thing, dear.
260
00:12:43,333 --> 00:12:45,713
[tooting saxophone]
261
00:12:45,917 --> 00:12:49,627
I've always dreamed of playing this,
of being on stage, of--
262
00:12:49,709 --> 00:12:51,329
So did I!
[exclaims]
263
00:12:51,417 --> 00:12:54,077
I'm going to get you
the same teacher I had,
264
00:12:54,166 --> 00:12:58,286
Mistress Serena, the greatest
classical violinist in the world.
265
00:12:58,834 --> 00:12:59,794
Classical?
266
00:13:00,917 --> 00:13:02,167
[bass drum booms]
267
00:13:02,250 --> 00:13:03,080
Oh!
268
00:13:03,166 --> 00:13:05,706
[classical music playing]
269
00:13:10,375 --> 00:13:13,455
Maestro Serena,
thank you for coming.
270
00:13:13,542 --> 00:13:15,582
You've made me very happy.
271
00:13:15,667 --> 00:13:17,377
Oh, and my daughter, of course.
272
00:13:17,417 --> 00:13:18,707
[English accent]
Of course!
273
00:13:18,792 --> 00:13:21,632
Now, child, show me what you can do.
274
00:13:21,709 --> 00:13:24,499
[playing country fiddle music]
275
00:13:25,750 --> 00:13:29,420
Ah, you play with
the carefree abandon of a hillbilly.
276
00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:30,790
She sure does!
277
00:13:30,875 --> 00:13:32,785
Don't worry.
We'll break you of that.
278
00:13:32,875 --> 00:13:34,165
Aww!
279
00:13:34,250 --> 00:13:36,960
I shall teach you
the right way to play.
280
00:13:37,041 --> 00:13:39,921
[playing classical music]
281
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,500
The right way sounds like
the lullabies my mom used to...
282
00:13:42,583 --> 00:13:43,963
[snoring]
283
00:13:44,041 --> 00:13:45,581
Now you.
284
00:13:45,667 --> 00:13:47,997
-But I really prefer--
-Don't be nervous.
285
00:13:48,083 --> 00:13:50,633
I just know she's inherited my gift.
286
00:13:50,709 --> 00:13:54,169
-[playing badly]
-[dogs howling]
287
00:13:55,291 --> 00:13:58,171
No matter!
You shall learn to play well.
288
00:13:58,250 --> 00:14:03,460
And by "well," I mean exactly like me,
but not quite as good.
289
00:14:04,917 --> 00:14:06,577
[snoring]
290
00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:18,670
[playing classical music]
291
00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:21,380
You just have to concentrate, Riley.
292
00:14:21,458 --> 00:14:23,498
Focus! Focus!
293
00:14:23,583 --> 00:14:24,923
[camera clicks]
294
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:28,750
It's like looking in a mirror.
I'm so proud.
295
00:14:28,834 --> 00:14:33,174
[playing together]
296
00:14:44,583 --> 00:14:46,383
[violins playing]
297
00:14:46,458 --> 00:14:48,418
[snoring]
298
00:14:50,583 --> 00:14:52,003
-[cat yowls]
-[dog barks]
299
00:14:52,083 --> 00:14:53,333
[yells]
300
00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:55,748
[groans]
301
00:14:58,166 --> 00:14:59,456
[shouting]
302
00:14:59,542 --> 00:15:00,832
[elephant trumpeting]
303
00:15:04,959 --> 00:15:05,789
[sighs]
304
00:15:05,875 --> 00:15:08,495
What would you do, Susie May?
305
00:15:08,583 --> 00:15:10,133
[high-pitched voice]
I would sell your fiddle
306
00:15:10,208 --> 00:15:11,878
on Fleem-bay for $5.00.
307
00:15:11,959 --> 00:15:13,289
Leave me alone!
308
00:15:13,375 --> 00:15:15,495
I'm struggling with
a complex moral dilemma.
309
00:15:15,583 --> 00:15:18,833
I'm sick of violin,
but I don't want to disappoint Mom.
310
00:15:18,917 --> 00:15:21,667
So quit.
It's easy and profitable.
311
00:15:22,125 --> 00:15:25,035
Fleem-bay pick-up for Toddrocks117.
312
00:15:25,583 --> 00:15:27,793
Todd, Dad's not buying you
all those instruments
313
00:15:27,875 --> 00:15:30,325
to sell on the internet.
You're using him.
314
00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:32,500
Hey, what Dad doesn't know
won't hurt him.
315
00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:35,923
-Unless I tell him.
-Blackmail?!
316
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,170
Good show.
I didn't think you had it in you.
317
00:15:38,250 --> 00:15:39,080
What do I have to do?
318
00:15:39,166 --> 00:15:41,706
You're going to help me
cover for a replacement.
319
00:15:41,792 --> 00:15:43,502
[phone beeping]
320
00:15:45,875 --> 00:15:46,955
[phone ringing]
321
00:15:47,041 --> 00:15:48,631
[Mr. Fleem]
Hello, Fleemco.
322
00:15:48,709 --> 00:15:50,499
Sir, I need to replace
my classical violin teacher
323
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:51,793
with a country fiddle picker.
324
00:15:51,875 --> 00:15:54,665
[Mr. Fleem] Oh, so you're keeping your
instrument and not selling it on Fleem-bay
325
00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:56,000
like somebody we know?
326
00:15:56,542 --> 00:16:00,882
Her majesty requests that I play
with the world's greatest orchestra!
327
00:16:00,959 --> 00:16:03,669
I am honored!
328
00:16:05,709 --> 00:16:07,079
Whoo-hoo!
329
00:16:11,792 --> 00:16:14,752
Delivery for the Daring household.
330
00:16:17,375 --> 00:16:20,125
Susie May!
It's really you!
331
00:16:20,208 --> 00:16:23,078
I'm here to teach you
to fiddle strong, little gal.
332
00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:26,830
Oh, yeah, and to deliver
this check to Toddrocks117.
333
00:16:26,917 --> 00:16:28,537
I'll take that!
334
00:16:28,625 --> 00:16:29,915
Your bongos are in the mail.
335
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,750
[Dick]
Todd! If you still want that oboe,
336
00:16:31,834 --> 00:16:34,384
we better get to the store
before it closes!
337
00:16:34,834 --> 00:16:37,584
So, fiddlin' puts a fire
in your belly, eh?
338
00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:40,127
You mean like when I eat my mom's cooking?
339
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:43,078
No. I mean like
you have the right to rock out
340
00:16:43,166 --> 00:16:45,956
-and you fight for it with a fiddle.
-Yeah!
341
00:16:46,792 --> 00:16:47,922
Still confused.
342
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,750
Then just listen.
343
00:16:49,834 --> 00:16:51,634
[playing country fiddle music]
344
00:16:51,709 --> 00:16:53,579
[squirrels chattering]
345
00:16:53,667 --> 00:16:56,327
Now you try, little gal.
346
00:16:56,417 --> 00:16:59,327
[playing country fiddle music]
347
00:16:59,417 --> 00:17:01,827
[clapping]
348
00:17:03,750 --> 00:17:06,960
Wow, Susie May, it feels so great
to play the right way!
349
00:17:07,041 --> 00:17:10,791
Riley, there are plenty
of "right ways" to play music.
350
00:17:10,875 --> 00:17:12,955
[chuckles]
Sure, sure.
351
00:17:13,041 --> 00:17:15,501
Less talking, more country rocking.
352
00:17:15,583 --> 00:17:17,423
[country fiddle playing]
353
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,880
[classical violin playing]
354
00:17:27,959 --> 00:17:29,379
Hey, what's that?
355
00:17:29,458 --> 00:17:32,248
Oh, I just lasered
a statue to inspire Riley.
356
00:17:32,333 --> 00:17:34,923
Is that classical...
[snoring]
357
00:17:39,083 --> 00:17:40,883
Oh, dear.
358
00:17:40,959 --> 00:17:41,919
[CD skipping]
359
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:45,670
Previously owned classic maracas,
going once, going twice,
360
00:17:45,750 --> 00:17:48,380
sold to the hillbilly
on his mother's back porch.
361
00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:51,038
-[CD skipping]
-[stops skipping]
362
00:17:51,125 --> 00:17:53,375
Ah! There she goes.
363
00:17:53,458 --> 00:17:56,578
You know, she shouldn't be
hiding her talent in her room.
364
00:17:56,959 --> 00:18:00,499
And the world's best symphony orchestra
does owe me a favor.
365
00:18:01,166 --> 00:18:03,576
[orchestra playing dramatic music]
366
00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:07,544
[shuddering]
367
00:18:09,792 --> 00:18:11,672
Give me the plans, Agent K,
368
00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:14,580
or the world's best
symphony orchestra will perish!
369
00:18:14,667 --> 00:18:17,917
-Never, Petrov!
-So be it!
370
00:18:24,709 --> 00:18:27,039
[laughing]
371
00:18:28,166 --> 00:18:29,706
[yells]
372
00:18:29,792 --> 00:18:31,632
[all] We owe you one!
373
00:18:31,709 --> 00:18:34,289
Consider the favor repaid.
374
00:18:34,375 --> 00:18:35,875
No, no, no!
375
00:18:35,959 --> 00:18:38,039
Mom, how could you do this?
376
00:18:38,125 --> 00:18:39,285
[orchestra warming up]
377
00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:41,673
I think I'm gonna be sick.
378
00:18:41,750 --> 00:18:43,330
Relax, dear.
379
00:18:43,417 --> 00:18:47,207
I heard you playing in your room.
You are a prodigy.
380
00:18:47,291 --> 00:18:50,041
Mom, really, there's no way
I can go out there and play.
381
00:18:50,125 --> 00:18:53,035
My clothes are too tight.
A hillbilly ate my sheet music.
382
00:18:53,125 --> 00:18:55,495
Oh, and darn it,
I left my violin at home.
383
00:18:55,583 --> 00:18:58,333
-No, you didn't.
-You're not helping!
384
00:18:58,458 --> 00:19:02,538
Sorry. We blackmail victims
get a little testy once in a while.
385
00:19:02,625 --> 00:19:05,325
Mom? There's something I have to tell you.
386
00:19:05,417 --> 00:19:08,037
I should've said this before,
but I was afraid.
387
00:19:08,125 --> 00:19:10,995
-Mom, I just don't--
-I know, honey.
388
00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:12,543
I love you, too.
389
00:19:12,625 --> 00:19:15,575
Now go out there and wow that crowd!
390
00:19:16,542 --> 00:19:17,882
OK, don't panic.
391
00:19:17,959 --> 00:19:19,999
I can do this and still make Mom happy.
392
00:19:20,083 --> 00:19:22,583
I'll probably just be
one of 50 musicians out there.
393
00:19:22,667 --> 00:19:23,747
They won't even hear me.
394
00:19:23,834 --> 00:19:26,714
[announcer] And tonight only,the world's best orchestra...
395
00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:28,082
will sit out the first song.
396
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:32,379
Instead, we'll be presentinglocal prodigy, Riley Daring,
397
00:19:32,458 --> 00:19:35,168
playing Vivaldi's
"La Duel of the Violinistas."
398
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:38,455
Well, maybe the other person
will cover for me.
399
00:19:38,542 --> 00:19:39,462
[announcer] She will be playing
400
00:19:39,542 --> 00:19:41,752
with none otherthan her former instructor,
401
00:19:41,834 --> 00:19:44,214
the fabulous Serena!
402
00:19:44,291 --> 00:19:45,501
Or not.
403
00:19:45,709 --> 00:19:49,919
Well, Riley, I sincerely hope
you've learned how to play correctly.
404
00:19:50,458 --> 00:19:52,878
You know, I've learned
something about music.
405
00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:56,829
Music is about expressing yourself,
and your style, it's great,
406
00:19:56,917 --> 00:19:59,167
but it isn't the only way to play.
407
00:19:59,250 --> 00:20:01,250
You go, little gal!
408
00:20:04,417 --> 00:20:06,537
[sighs]
I'm sorry, Mom.
409
00:20:07,041 --> 00:20:10,461
[playing country fiddle music]
410
00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:14,995
[applause]
411
00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:19,293
Child, my way is clearly superior.
412
00:20:19,375 --> 00:20:22,825
[playing classical music]
413
00:20:24,583 --> 00:20:27,383
-[applause]
-Like I said, classical's great,
414
00:20:27,458 --> 00:20:30,748
but country rock's what puts
the fire in my belly!
415
00:20:30,834 --> 00:20:34,254
[playing country fiddle music]
416
00:20:37,750 --> 00:20:40,790
[playing classical music]
417
00:20:53,583 --> 00:20:54,713
[laughing]
418
00:20:54,792 --> 00:20:55,632
[snoring]
419
00:20:55,709 --> 00:20:57,039
Huh?
[snore]
420
00:20:57,542 --> 00:20:58,922
Huh!
[snore]
421
00:20:59,417 --> 00:21:01,037
Huh!
[snore]
422
00:21:01,125 --> 00:21:04,995
[audience clapping along]
423
00:21:06,709 --> 00:21:07,709
[elephant trumpets]
424
00:21:21,709 --> 00:21:22,709
Ohh!
425
00:21:22,792 --> 00:21:25,212
[applause and cheering]
426
00:21:25,291 --> 00:21:29,251
-This music speaks to me!
-I say yay! Encore!
427
00:21:29,333 --> 00:21:33,383
Riley, why couldn't you just tell me
you wanted to play country fiddle?
428
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:35,078
I never would have set all this up.
429
00:21:35,166 --> 00:21:38,666
Well, you were so excited about
me playing classical violin like you.
430
00:21:38,750 --> 00:21:41,830
I just wanted to make you happy and proud.
431
00:21:41,917 --> 00:21:44,707
Ooh! Then mission accomplished.
432
00:21:44,834 --> 00:21:46,464
[crowd cheering]
433
00:21:46,542 --> 00:21:49,212
Hey, by the way, where are all those
instruments I've been buying you?
434
00:21:49,291 --> 00:21:51,831
[chuckles]
About that...
435
00:21:52,542 --> 00:21:55,712
-[playing classical music]
-[snoring]
436
00:22:01,375 --> 00:22:06,575
[announcer] The Fleemco company presents:Prince Cinnamon Boots on enthusiasm.
437
00:22:14,417 --> 00:22:16,207
[sputters]
438
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,830
[announcer] This has beenPrince Cinnamon Boots on enthusiasm.
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