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Uh...
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Uh, you... you need some help
with that, Mick?
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Maybe you should just,
you know, take it easy.
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I'm pregnant,
not paralyzed.
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Yeah. Okay.
Well, do your thing.
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Are you sure
this is the right spot?
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I'm just following the beeps.
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Then why are you going
in circles?
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Maybe the tracker's busted.
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Moment of truth.
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And that is not right.
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Oh, what's up, squire?
What's wrong?
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Why are you crying?
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They're soggy in the middle.
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Maybe I can help.
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Fiery flames, burning blazes,
infernal conflagration!
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- Dude!
- Sorry about that, Behrad.
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Guess I just don't know
my own strength lately.
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Let me make it up to you.
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Cannabis edible,
euphoria incredible,
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- brain matter bendable...
- Oh, uh, no!
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Please don't fire a spell
at my brain, hmm?
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Yeah.
Good point.
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You're feeling mighty magical
this morning.
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Almost overcharged.
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I feel astounding.
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Where's Zari, eh?
I wanna share this with her.
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Sorry, my friend.
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My sis swapped places
with Flannel Zari,
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who's currently on a date
with Nate.
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And you just missed
the pod squad too.
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So Nate is with the Zari
that lives in a Totem.
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That seems very problematic.
Where's he taken her?
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Watch the Beatles
perform live?
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Maybe the fabled
pleasure domes of Kublai Khan?
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Great outdoors.
Nothing beats Mother Nature.
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Yeah, feel like we've seen
all the nature.
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Yeah.
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All seriousness, I am
very glad to be here with you.
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We're almost there.
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Look, I know
you only have 24 hours
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before you have to go back
into the Totem.
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Right.
24 hours.
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So I just wanted to spend
some time together,
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you know, with no distractions.
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Yes, I would like that too.
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Hello, neighbors!
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Looks like the campsite's
double-booked.
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That's okay.
We love company.
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I'm Jeff. This is Jamie.
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Rock and roll.
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Oh, yeah!
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Yeah, we kinda got it all,
as you can see.
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- Who wants dogs?
- Oh, uh...
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you know what, Jeff?
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We're, uh, gonna go off
on our... on our own, thanks.
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Aha.
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Last pod in the timeline
and it's a total dud.
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Wait,
there's something inside.
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Nothing's happening.
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Here.
Could be dangerous.
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Oh, it's one of those, uh,
puzzle things.
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You gotta solve it to open it.
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Hey, I'm not done yet.
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- Give me that...
- No, I... I can do it.
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Hey, babe, I think
we're gonna be a while.
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Yep, take all the time
you need, babe.
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There's seriously no rush.
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- Oh, no.
- What?
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It's bad luck to see you
in your wedding dress
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before the big day.
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It's not bad luck.
I'm not marrying you, Gary.
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And besides,
this isn't the one.
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It makes me feel...
I don't know. It's not right.
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Stop whatever you are doing.
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No, no, no. Okay?
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- I have a job for you, yeah?
- Anything.
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You're gonna help me find
the perfect wedding dress.
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Mm-hmm.
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- Give it to me!
- Give this... I got it.
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Guys, can we please just
get it together?
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Give me the damn...
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Where the hell are we?
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One minute,
we're in a gross junkyard,
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and the next,
we're in a gross bowling alley.
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Spooner,
are you getting something?
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Uh, this place,
major alien vibes.
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I don't see any aliens.
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I got a bad feeling
about this.
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Sooner we get out of here,
the better.
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Whoa, where is, um...
everything?
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I have a feeling
we're not in Kansas anymore.
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*DC's LEGENDS OF TOMORROW*
Season 06 Episode 11
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Episode Title: "The Final Frame"
Aired on: August 08, 2021.
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So we've been abducted
by aliens.
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Again.
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Ava, B, can you guys hear us?
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Courier isn't working either.
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Wherever we are,
we are stuck.
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Okay, well,
if these guys are aliens,
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maybe we can bum
a ride home.
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Yeah, sure.
Go for it.
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I'm gonna see if this guy
knows anything.
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Thanks for catching me,
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but I think I'd rather
you let me die
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than spend another minute
here.
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I'm taking a leak.
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Hi, um, sir.
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The name's Buddy.
What's your shoe size?
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I'm not here to bowl,
but I was hoping
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you could tell me
how the hell I got here.
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I would wager you opened
an invitation.
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No,
I didn't get an invitation.
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Shiny, irresistible,
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drags your ass
across a universe instantly?
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Okay.
Yeah, maybe I did.
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Damn it, the puzzle box.
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How do we get back to Earth?
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Earth?
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But you just got here.
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And I'm so happy you did,
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because I bet you're
incredible bowlers.
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Why is that?
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Bowling was invented
by earthlings, after all.
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Everyone else here
just looks human.
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Why don't I show you around?
Come on.
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Okay.
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Coming down to the wire, folks!
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Sorry to bother you,
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but, uh, my friends and I
are stranded
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and we're looking for a ride
back to, uh, Earth.
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Earth, huh?
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Yeah, sure.
We'll give you a ride.
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00:07:03,848 --> 00:07:06,548
But you and your friends have
gotta beat us in a game first.
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We're kind of
on a tight schedule.
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Oh, come on.
What's one game?
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Unless, of course,
you're afraid of losing.
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I can roll with anyone.
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Then how about
we spice things up a little
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and play a game
of cosmic bowling?
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Is that with the neon balls
and the black lights?
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Yeah,
that ain't really my thing.
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All I'm saying is, if you
wanna get a ride out of here,
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you gotta roll against us.
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All right, then. Game on.
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I was hoping you'd say that.
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Cute trick, but it's what you
do on the lanes that counts.
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Once we're through
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putting these Redshirts
out of their misery,
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you're next.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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The guidebook said
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we should be able to see
the northern lights,
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but I can't see a single star.
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Huh.
Maybe it's too cloudy.
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Listen, I know
this is super on-brand,
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I'm feeling kind of hungry.
But,
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- Hungry, you say?
- Mm.
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Hmm, well,
I happen to have made
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your favorite Persian delicacy,
abgoosht.
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- Really?
- Yep.
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And for dessert,
the very exotic doughnut.
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That's very sweet.
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No.
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Ugh,
this must be Spooner's bag.
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Oh, that makes sense.
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The only food in here
are MRE rations.
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Maybe they're
super delicious.
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Wanna try?
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Rock and roll!
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- Is that what I think it is?
- Yep.
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Rock and roll!
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What's the point
of unplugging
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if all your camping gear
has a cord?
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Meanwhile, we're out here
trying to squeeze in one date
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before I turn
into a Totem pumpkin,
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and they're over there
with all the carefree time
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in the world.
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I'm jealous
of those two idiots.
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Me too.
It's insane.
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That's it. That's it.
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We're getting another campsite.
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- Okay, let's go.
- Gideon. Gideon.
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Huh, my Time Courier's
going nuts.
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Yeah, something's wrong.
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Something's wrong.
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It's funny. It even smells
like a bowling alley.
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Yeah, I included
everything you'd find
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in a bowling center on Earth.
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That's how much I love bowling,
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the greatest sport
in the universe.
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I'm sorry,
you created this place?
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Does that mean you were the one
who sent out the invitations?
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I had nothing to do
with those cursed invitations.
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That's the work
of the Pin Killers,
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the guys in the purple shirts.
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They came here and ruined
my little bowling paradise.
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I need you to beat them.
They're the top dogs now.
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And you only get one game
to try to knock them off.
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00:10:02,564 --> 00:10:05,293
So don't challenge them
until your team is ready.
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00:10:05,377 --> 00:10:06,555
Guess what.
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00:10:06,639 --> 00:10:07,915
I found us a ride home.
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00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,862
All we gotta do
is just beat those aliens
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00:10:09,947 --> 00:10:12,300
in those ugly purple shirts.
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00:10:12,384 --> 00:10:13,775
We got next.
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00:10:18,869 --> 00:10:20,392
Will you hand me that?
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00:10:21,243 --> 00:10:24,611
Mm, just need to adjust
the frequency.
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00:10:24,696 --> 00:10:25,861
The sun is missing.
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00:10:25,946 --> 00:10:26,908
It's night everywhere
on Earth.
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00:10:26,993 --> 00:10:29,650
Massive unexplained chasms
that have appeared in Mexico,
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- Canada, and Alaska.
- We're in Alaska.
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00:10:31,665 --> 00:10:33,625
Who did this?
Aliens? Demons?
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Did God give up on us?
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00:10:35,146 --> 00:10:36,933
Either way,
it's the end of the world.
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00:10:37,017 --> 00:10:39,414
We're all gonna die.
We're all going to die.
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We're all gonna die.
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- Alaska, Canada, they're gone.
- Nate...
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- They're just gone.
- I think the world is ending.
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We need to get out of here.
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This is one of the top five
worst dates I've ever been on.
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We're all gonna die.
We're gonna die.
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We're all gonna die.
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Jamie and I can go anywhere
in the world
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and I could still blaze us
a Neapolitan pizza
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00:11:01,944 --> 00:11:03,384
at 800 degrees
226
00:11:03,469 --> 00:11:04,995
supes quick!
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00:11:05,142 --> 00:11:06,837
That's so fantastic, Jeff.
228
00:11:06,922 --> 00:11:10,892
Yeah, the char on this
is something else.
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- Mm.
- Mm?
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00:11:13,107 --> 00:11:16,722
Say, Jeff... sorry, bro.
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00:11:16,806 --> 00:11:19,065
Can I borrow your truck
supes quick
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00:11:19,150 --> 00:11:21,205
so we can go into town
and pick up some stuff?
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00:11:21,376 --> 00:11:22,837
Uh...
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00:11:23,064 --> 00:11:25,373
sure.
What are neighbors for?
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There's a bro.
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00:11:27,935 --> 00:11:29,461
Hey...
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- why don't we all go?
- No.
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00:11:31,395 --> 00:11:32,616
Rock and roll!
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00:11:32,701 --> 00:11:34,298
- No, no, no, no.
- Yeah!
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00:11:34,642 --> 00:11:36,821
Nate, you're riding shotgun.
Boys in the front.
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00:11:36,913 --> 00:11:38,178
Oh, my God.
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00:11:42,631 --> 00:11:43,897
♪ Whoa, whoa
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00:11:44,138 --> 00:11:46,839
♪ We got this feeling right
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00:11:52,342 --> 00:11:53,869
Battery's dead.
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00:11:54,212 --> 00:11:57,328
I don't know, Jeff, maybe
all your devices drained it.
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00:11:57,412 --> 00:11:59,001
Well, good luck, guys.
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00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:06,307
- Where you going?
- We're heading into town.
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00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:08,485
Great.
We'll come with.
249
00:12:09,293 --> 00:12:12,126
Maybe we can find some folks
to jump the truck battery.
250
00:12:12,253 --> 00:12:13,642
Rock and roll!
251
00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:17,259
Looks like we're hiking.
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00:12:19,821 --> 00:12:20,912
All right,
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00:12:20,997 --> 00:12:24,072
enough of this ding-dong
dallying, waiting around.
254
00:12:24,157 --> 00:12:27,271
I say we get out there
and we find Sara and her gang.
255
00:12:27,355 --> 00:12:29,806
I'm sure they could use
a magical assist.
256
00:12:29,891 --> 00:12:30,993
Come to think of it,
257
00:12:31,078 --> 00:12:32,604
we haven't heard
from them in a while.
258
00:12:32,689 --> 00:12:38,118
Gideon, let's go visit Sara,
Kansas City 2021.
259
00:12:38,287 --> 00:12:41,206
Calculating. Calculating.
260
00:12:41,376 --> 00:12:43,682
Huh, that is impossible
at this time.
261
00:12:43,767 --> 00:12:46,029
Come on. You're Gideon.
Everything's possible.
262
00:12:46,113 --> 00:12:46,923
I'm sorry.
263
00:12:47,008 --> 00:12:48,726
I'm having trouble
locking on to Earth.
264
00:12:48,811 --> 00:12:50,337
Never seen that before.
265
00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:52,947
I came looking for my summer
wedding inspo binder,
266
00:12:53,032 --> 00:12:55,342
but did Gideon just say
we can't get back to Earth?
267
00:12:55,426 --> 00:12:57,524
- Yeah.
- This is bad.
268
00:12:57,728 --> 00:13:00,885
Ava cannot be marooned in the
Temporal Zone away from Sara.
269
00:13:00,970 --> 00:13:03,611
- This could be triggering.
- Calm down. Just breathe.
270
00:13:03,695 --> 00:13:05,135
Keep Ava occupied.
271
00:13:05,219 --> 00:13:07,017
We'll figure something out,
right, John?
272
00:13:07,165 --> 00:13:09,661
Oh, most assuredly.
273
00:13:13,183 --> 00:13:14,110
All right, team,
274
00:13:14,195 --> 00:13:16,026
we are stranded
on the edge of the universe,
275
00:13:16,111 --> 00:13:18,502
and the only way out
is to beat the Pin Killers.
276
00:13:18,587 --> 00:13:20,106
- Question.
- Yes.
277
00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:22,152
I don't bowl.
278
00:13:22,236 --> 00:13:24,884
I don't either,
but how hard can it be?
279
00:13:24,969 --> 00:13:27,017
Pretty sure you just
pick it on up,
280
00:13:27,102 --> 00:13:30,353
and then we just
roll it on down.
281
00:13:32,376 --> 00:13:33,845
Nice, Sara!
282
00:13:34,210 --> 00:13:37,596
Well, what can I say?
Guess I'm a natural.
283
00:13:37,681 --> 00:13:40,564
Mick, let's see what you got.
284
00:13:40,863 --> 00:13:42,259
All right.
285
00:13:42,704 --> 00:13:45,782
All right, it's gonna be good.
It's gonna be great.
286
00:13:45,954 --> 00:13:48,960
Go, just right on... oh.
287
00:13:49,045 --> 00:13:50,704
Whatever feels natural.
288
00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:52,791
Just nice and smooth.
289
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:55,010
Okay.
290
00:13:58,856 --> 00:14:02,211
Wrong lane, but hey,
you got some pins, right?
291
00:14:02,296 --> 00:14:05,181
You know, if you lose the
gloves, you'll drop more pins.
292
00:14:05,266 --> 00:14:07,227
Watch and learn.
293
00:14:07,312 --> 00:14:08,273
Here you go.
294
00:14:08,358 --> 00:14:10,493
O... kay.
295
00:14:10,674 --> 00:14:13,665
Ah, we got a standard house
oil pattern.
296
00:14:13,876 --> 00:14:16,554
A bit chilly,
so the lanes will be slick.
297
00:14:16,638 --> 00:14:19,209
We got a dip in the 16th board.
298
00:14:35,257 --> 00:14:36,957
Yeah!
299
00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:38,400
What the hell was that?
300
00:14:38,485 --> 00:14:40,689
I learned the art of bowling
when I was 13.
301
00:14:40,947 --> 00:14:42,627
Kept me out of trouble.
302
00:14:42,712 --> 00:14:45,103
The footwork
concentrates my mojo.
303
00:14:45,188 --> 00:14:48,238
You keep that mojo
concentrated. Nice moves.
304
00:14:48,322 --> 00:14:50,549
All right, Astra, lace them up.
Let's go.
305
00:14:50,634 --> 00:14:53,409
I am not putting my feet
in those fungus-filled shoes
306
00:14:53,494 --> 00:14:56,021
or my fingers
in those fungus-filled holes.
307
00:14:56,105 --> 00:14:57,849
All right,
then you can cheer us on
308
00:14:57,933 --> 00:14:59,649
from that fungus-filled chair.
309
00:14:59,734 --> 00:15:01,609
You're just gonna
let her skip?
310
00:15:01,712 --> 00:15:02,934
Whatever she wants.
311
00:15:08,383 --> 00:15:10,235
I'm getting a good feeling
about this one.
312
00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:12,278
It is amazing.
313
00:15:13,609 --> 00:15:16,397
- This is the one.
- I'm sure of it.
314
00:15:16,642 --> 00:15:18,609
Okay, well, I can't show
Sara, obviously,
315
00:15:18,693 --> 00:15:20,045
but I can tell her
that it's done.
316
00:15:20,129 --> 00:15:23,032
- Gideon...
- Actually, uh,
317
00:15:23,117 --> 00:15:26,009
you're fine
with the shoulders?
318
00:15:26,413 --> 00:15:28,922
Um, the shoulders?
Yeah, what's wrong with them?
319
00:15:29,007 --> 00:15:30,185
Nothing at all.
It's your wedding.
320
00:15:30,269 --> 00:15:32,142
As long as you're
fine with it...
321
00:15:32,227 --> 00:15:33,970
Gary, spit it out.
322
00:15:37,133 --> 00:15:40,189
They're a little plain.
They lack pizzazz.
323
00:15:40,274 --> 00:15:41,800
- Pizzazz?
- Mm-hmm.
324
00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:43,337
Oh, yeah.
325
00:15:43,422 --> 00:15:45,548
Now that I look at them,
they do seem really boring.
326
00:15:45,633 --> 00:15:47,855
Well, I mean,
they're not that bad...
327
00:15:47,939 --> 00:15:49,770
Gary, what am I gonna do?
328
00:15:49,854 --> 00:15:52,071
I... I can't get married
in plain shoulders.
329
00:15:52,156 --> 00:15:53,806
Gideon...
330
00:15:55,048 --> 00:15:57,886
we're gonna need
some alterations.
331
00:15:59,663 --> 00:16:01,572
So you're saying we're stuck?
332
00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:03,131
Every time I plot
an exit vector,
333
00:16:03,215 --> 00:16:04,481
it fails to reach Earth.
334
00:16:04,565 --> 00:16:06,483
My safety protocols
do not allow us
335
00:16:06,567 --> 00:16:09,454
to attempt a doomed jump,
so yes.
336
00:16:12,130 --> 00:16:14,321
Right.
337
00:16:14,496 --> 00:16:16,283
Like John Henry,
I will prevail
338
00:16:16,368 --> 00:16:17,417
where the machine could not.
339
00:16:17,501 --> 00:16:18,509
How?
340
00:16:18,594 --> 00:16:21,306
I will compel the ship
to Earth.
341
00:16:21,391 --> 00:16:24,397
Whoa.
Sounds big, even for you.
342
00:16:24,482 --> 00:16:27,792
Yeah, well, I am feeling
invigorated, squire.
343
00:16:27,978 --> 00:16:31,115
I need you to bring me the four
elemental aspects of our world:
344
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:33,814
earth, fire, air and water,
all right?
345
00:16:33,898 --> 00:16:34,907
- Got it.
- Yeah.
346
00:16:34,992 --> 00:16:37,610
Hey, maybe your powers
are growing stronger
347
00:16:37,695 --> 00:16:40,142
since you drank
from the Fountain of Imperium.
348
00:16:40,488 --> 00:16:44,103
Oh, yeah, the fountain.
That's right.
349
00:16:44,376 --> 00:16:45,511
Good.
350
00:16:45,744 --> 00:16:48,924
Well, uh, hop to it, Skippy.
351
00:17:01,147 --> 00:17:03,696
Final frame.
352
00:17:16,196 --> 00:17:17,915
Redshirts, game over.
353
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,884
Boom, another one
bites the dust.
354
00:17:19,969 --> 00:17:22,593
Pin Killers can't be stopped!
355
00:17:22,678 --> 00:17:26,990
Now you're mine.
356
00:17:28,406 --> 00:17:30,236
You don't have
to do this, Mike.
357
00:17:30,321 --> 00:17:32,057
You won.
Isn't that enough?
358
00:17:32,142 --> 00:17:34,570
Well, here's the thing.
I do it for the trophies.
359
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:37,661
- You're a bastard, Mike!
- Yeah, well.
360
00:18:03,477 --> 00:18:04,742
They have a lot of balls.
361
00:18:05,033 --> 00:18:07,821
That whole team
just vaporized into thin air.
362
00:18:07,905 --> 00:18:09,877
Yeah, and I'm guessing
363
00:18:09,962 --> 00:18:12,032
that's what's gonna happen
to us if we lose too.
364
00:18:12,117 --> 00:18:13,426
I hope you warmed up,
365
00:18:13,694 --> 00:18:16,267
because Mike the Strike
says it's game time.
366
00:18:23,211 --> 00:18:25,743
Can't tell you how many
trucks I've had to abandon
367
00:18:25,853 --> 00:18:28,064
in some of the most scenic
places on Earth.
368
00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:30,588
So you and Jeff
are big campers, huh?
369
00:18:30,673 --> 00:18:31,720
Rock and roll.
370
00:18:31,804 --> 00:18:33,983
Right, of course.
Rock and roll.
371
00:18:34,067 --> 00:18:35,332
I get the vibe
that you and Nate
372
00:18:35,416 --> 00:18:37,244
are doing
the long-distance thing.
373
00:18:39,470 --> 00:18:43,220
I didn't know we gave off
that vibe, but yeah, we are.
374
00:18:43,305 --> 00:18:45,783
And you two can handle
the distance?
375
00:18:45,868 --> 00:18:48,274
Yeah, Jamie,
we can handle distance.
376
00:18:48,359 --> 00:18:50,728
Well, if you can stand
to be apart,
377
00:18:50,813 --> 00:18:53,870
doesn't that just kind of prove
you don't need to be together?
378
00:18:55,236 --> 00:18:56,806
What?
No, no.
379
00:18:56,891 --> 00:18:58,566
I'm sorry
if I touched a nerve.
380
00:18:58,651 --> 00:19:00,954
It's just, that's what
all the magazines say.
381
00:19:01,921 --> 00:19:04,337
You didn't touch a nerve.
It's fine. I'm fine.
382
00:19:04,422 --> 00:19:06,601
Nate and I are fine.
Our relationship is fine.
383
00:19:06,686 --> 00:19:10,133
Our vibe is very fine.
Everything is fine, yeah.
384
00:19:10,218 --> 00:19:11,696
Everything all right
back there?
385
00:19:11,781 --> 00:19:13,086
Fine.
386
00:19:13,257 --> 00:19:14,672
Rock and roll.
387
00:19:18,045 --> 00:19:19,702
All right, everyone,
388
00:19:19,787 --> 00:19:22,749
we've got ourselves
a game of cosmic bowling,
389
00:19:22,942 --> 00:19:26,336
the Pin Killers
versus the Legends.
390
00:19:26,481 --> 00:19:30,967
Ten frames, ten pins,
and 60 feet of wood.
391
00:19:31,066 --> 00:19:33,201
May your rolls be true.
392
00:19:35,823 --> 00:19:37,157
♪ Right on
393
00:19:37,242 --> 00:19:39,352
- All right, buddy.
- You've got this, Merv.
394
00:19:47,391 --> 00:19:48,960
- Yeah!
- All right.
395
00:19:49,066 --> 00:19:50,462
That's my Merv.
Merv the Curve.
396
00:19:50,547 --> 00:19:51,899
All right, baby.
397
00:19:56,949 --> 00:19:58,040
Yeah!
398
00:19:58,346 --> 00:20:00,394
♪ Feel so nice
399
00:20:00,501 --> 00:20:01,941
♪ Right on
400
00:20:04,364 --> 00:20:05,760
- You got it. You got it.
- Hey.
401
00:20:05,845 --> 00:20:07,633
Clare the Spare
always picks up the spare,
402
00:20:07,718 --> 00:20:09,026
- always.
- Better believe it.
403
00:20:09,111 --> 00:20:10,333
Lose the gloves, Mick.
404
00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:11,814
Have respect for the game.
405
00:20:11,899 --> 00:20:13,467
Quiet.
406
00:20:20,123 --> 00:20:23,109
Yes, yes.
That's it. That's it.
407
00:20:23,194 --> 00:20:25,878
Just keep doing your thing.
Keep doing your thing.
408
00:20:31,935 --> 00:20:34,028
- What'd I tell you, Mick?
- Shut up.
409
00:20:35,770 --> 00:20:37,818
If you don't get those two
to play nice,
410
00:20:37,988 --> 00:20:40,037
we may never get out of here.
411
00:20:42,819 --> 00:20:45,279
I think you've almost
nailed it.
412
00:20:45,364 --> 00:20:47,748
I'm thinking lace.
413
00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:49,758
♪ La-la-la-la
414
00:20:49,843 --> 00:20:51,587
♪ La-la-la
415
00:20:51,672 --> 00:20:53,329
♪ La-la-la-la
416
00:20:53,414 --> 00:20:54,600
♪ La-la-la
417
00:20:54,685 --> 00:20:56,428
- Perfect.
- Yeah?
418
00:20:56,513 --> 00:20:59,519
Yes, lace, it brings out
your skin tone.
419
00:20:59,604 --> 00:21:01,044
Bigger with the veil.
420
00:21:01,129 --> 00:21:04,135
♪ What have you got now,
I say hey, man ♪
421
00:21:04,261 --> 00:21:05,961
Um...
422
00:21:06,045 --> 00:21:07,639
Okay, so we're good.
423
00:21:07,724 --> 00:21:09,138
- Nope.
- What?
424
00:21:09,222 --> 00:21:11,287
You need something floral.
425
00:21:11,372 --> 00:21:12,637
♪ Yeah,
it's one of a kind ♪
426
00:21:12,722 --> 00:21:14,597
♪ Yeah, just like me
427
00:21:14,682 --> 00:21:16,694
♪ But I ain't reached
my prime ♪
428
00:21:16,779 --> 00:21:18,131
♪ Ain't got no suit
429
00:21:18,216 --> 00:21:21,802
- Ah, we're done.
- I love it.
430
00:21:21,887 --> 00:21:24,514
- Good.
- What about a bustle?
431
00:21:24,622 --> 00:21:26,235
♪ La-la-la-la
432
00:21:26,366 --> 00:21:28,720
♪ La-la-la
433
00:21:28,850 --> 00:21:31,701
♪ Oh, what have you got now
434
00:21:36,402 --> 00:21:38,451
All right, I got them all.
435
00:21:38,574 --> 00:21:41,667
Oh, excellent.
We make a good team, Smokey.
436
00:21:41,998 --> 00:21:44,679
John, when you started
dating my sister,
437
00:21:44,764 --> 00:21:46,452
I was worried you'd be
a bad influence.
438
00:21:46,537 --> 00:21:49,831
I mean, most people you date
end up dead or worse.
439
00:21:49,915 --> 00:21:54,022
But I can see how much
you've changed for the better.
440
00:21:54,209 --> 00:21:56,194
You're a good man,
John Constantine.
441
00:21:56,279 --> 00:21:59,029
Well, I am glad
to hear that, mate.
442
00:21:59,142 --> 00:22:02,061
Now, shall we begin?
443
00:22:10,159 --> 00:22:11,928
Earth.
444
00:22:16,629 --> 00:22:17,633
Water.
445
00:22:23,513 --> 00:22:25,126
Fire.
446
00:22:29,041 --> 00:22:30,089
Yeah.
447
00:22:41,015 --> 00:22:42,715
Are you okay?
448
00:22:58,100 --> 00:23:00,920
It's gorgeous.
Very on-trend.
449
00:23:04,161 --> 00:23:05,731
What the hell was that?
450
00:23:07,642 --> 00:23:09,473
- Gary?
- It's nothing to worry about.
451
00:23:09,558 --> 00:23:11,489
I'm sure
you'll see Sara again.
452
00:23:11,574 --> 00:23:13,101
What?
What happened to her?
453
00:23:13,186 --> 00:23:16,389
It's more
what happened to us.
454
00:23:18,346 --> 00:23:20,526
What the hell is going on?
455
00:23:20,768 --> 00:23:22,773
Well, we were stuck
in the Temporal Zone
456
00:23:22,858 --> 00:23:24,602
because Gideon
couldn't find Earth,
457
00:23:24,687 --> 00:23:28,563
and now, well, we're not
in the Temporal Zone, at least.
458
00:23:28,648 --> 00:23:29,756
Trippy dress, Ava.
459
00:23:29,841 --> 00:23:31,404
That's not what
I was going for, Behrad.
460
00:23:31,541 --> 00:23:33,499
Why did no one tell me
we were stuck? Gary?
461
00:23:33,584 --> 00:23:37,112
I was trying to distract you
so you wouldn't be upset.
462
00:23:37,196 --> 00:23:38,270
Okay,
so where the hell are we?
463
00:23:38,354 --> 00:23:39,446
I cast a spell
to bring us to Earth.
464
00:23:39,530 --> 00:23:41,883
It's here somewhere.
465
00:23:42,068 --> 00:23:44,334
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
466
00:23:44,496 --> 00:23:46,110
There is something out there.
467
00:23:53,212 --> 00:23:55,914
We're at a floating
bowling alley in space.
468
00:23:56,209 --> 00:23:58,830
Thank you, everyone here,
for making my day
469
00:23:58,914 --> 00:24:01,444
about a floating bowling alley.
470
00:24:01,529 --> 00:24:03,317
You dumdums stay here.
471
00:24:10,099 --> 00:24:11,930
Hi. Hello? Hi.
472
00:24:13,422 --> 00:24:16,515
- Ava?
- Sara, you're here.
473
00:24:16,732 --> 00:24:18,152
What's with the bowling shirt?
474
00:24:18,237 --> 00:24:19,507
Well, I'll tell you
about the bowling shirt
475
00:24:19,591 --> 00:24:20,900
if you tell me
about this wedding dress.
476
00:24:20,984 --> 00:24:22,728
The wedding...
477
00:24:23,077 --> 00:24:25,213
Oh, my God.
I forgot that I was wearing it.
478
00:24:25,298 --> 00:24:27,975
I was so mad at Gary because
he didn't tell me about...
479
00:24:28,115 --> 00:24:29,730
Babe, you look gorgeous.
480
00:24:29,814 --> 00:24:30,992
- Really?
- Yes.
481
00:24:31,131 --> 00:24:34,593
Anyway, why won't these
freaking doors open?
482
00:24:34,678 --> 00:24:36,584
Can we get
a little help here, please?
483
00:24:36,669 --> 00:24:39,226
League champs took control
of those doors.
484
00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:41,451
No one enters
without an invitation.
485
00:24:43,004 --> 00:24:44,530
What is that sweet man
talking about?
486
00:24:44,615 --> 00:24:47,094
Ugh, when we tracked down
that last pod,
487
00:24:47,179 --> 00:24:49,498
We found this device,
and it zapped us here.
488
00:24:49,583 --> 00:24:50,980
And now the only way
for us to leave
489
00:24:51,064 --> 00:24:53,678
is for us to beat
this team of alien bowlers
490
00:24:53,763 --> 00:24:55,170
who are surprisingly good.
491
00:24:55,255 --> 00:24:56,781
Wait, how did you find us?
492
00:24:56,884 --> 00:24:59,515
Gideon couldn't find Earth,
so Constantine cast a spell
493
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:02,873
to bring the Waverider to
Earth, and it brought us here.
494
00:25:03,125 --> 00:25:05,957
What, so you're saying that
Earth is in this bowling alley?
495
00:25:06,111 --> 00:25:07,811
I guess. Who would be
a cruel enough jerk
496
00:25:07,895 --> 00:25:09,740
to hide the Earth
in this bowling alley?
497
00:25:12,074 --> 00:25:14,576
Oh, you've got to be
kidding me.
498
00:25:30,454 --> 00:25:33,402
Hey, look at that.
Light.
499
00:25:33,565 --> 00:25:38,660
See that, Zari? Daylight.
Maybe everything will be fine.
500
00:25:38,852 --> 00:25:42,152
Yeah,
maybe everything will be fine.
501
00:25:42,237 --> 00:25:44,416
Or maybe we're doomed.
502
00:25:44,571 --> 00:25:45,761
Wait, what?
503
00:25:57,932 --> 00:25:59,719
What the hell is that?
504
00:26:10,368 --> 00:26:11,488
Earthquake!
505
00:26:19,837 --> 00:26:21,824
Yeah, whoo!
506
00:26:25,470 --> 00:26:27,084
Everyone okay?
507
00:26:27,231 --> 00:26:29,366
What the hell is going on?
508
00:26:29,451 --> 00:26:30,980
What was that thing?
509
00:26:32,166 --> 00:26:33,605
What the...
510
00:26:41,128 --> 00:26:42,524
Whoa.
511
00:26:45,260 --> 00:26:46,543
Whoa.
512
00:26:48,323 --> 00:26:51,621
Where is... everything?
513
00:27:17,887 --> 00:27:20,519
- Hey.
- It's the end of the world.
514
00:27:21,071 --> 00:27:25,355
Jamie, I can't die
without you knowing the truth.
515
00:27:27,372 --> 00:27:28,716
I got a secret vasectomy,
516
00:27:28,801 --> 00:27:30,512
and that's why
you never get pregnant.
517
00:27:33,561 --> 00:27:36,480
- Are you friggin' kidding me?
- Wait, wait, baby.
518
00:27:36,665 --> 00:27:38,605
Not rock and roll, Jeff.
519
00:27:38,727 --> 00:27:40,428
Not rock and roll at all!
520
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:41,465
If we have kids,
521
00:27:41,550 --> 00:27:43,903
we won't be able
to afford our stuff, right?
522
00:27:44,183 --> 00:27:45,884
Wait, wait,
where are you going?
523
00:27:45,969 --> 00:27:49,902
Into town to find someone
whose truck works.
524
00:27:52,406 --> 00:27:54,150
Wait!
525
00:27:54,399 --> 00:27:56,059
Oof.
526
00:27:56,304 --> 00:27:57,827
That's rough.
527
00:28:00,603 --> 00:28:01,933
Hey, am I a bad person
528
00:28:02,018 --> 00:28:03,231
if I found that
very, very enjoyable?
529
00:28:03,315 --> 00:28:05,067
No, no, no.
They're terrible people.
530
00:28:05,152 --> 00:28:07,410
Okay, good.
531
00:28:07,526 --> 00:28:09,879
Totally off topic...
532
00:28:10,323 --> 00:28:12,763
but does that cloud
look like Mick to you?
533
00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:16,549
Yeah, from here,
534
00:28:16,820 --> 00:28:19,605
you can tell how fragile
and beautiful it really is.
535
00:28:19,928 --> 00:28:21,582
Coming through.
536
00:28:24,315 --> 00:28:25,537
Hey, take it easy!
537
00:28:25,622 --> 00:28:26,843
- Uh...
- Oh.
538
00:28:29,149 --> 00:28:31,309
So you're literally bowling
with planet Earth?
539
00:28:31,394 --> 00:28:33,094
That's why it's called
cosmic bowling.
540
00:28:33,529 --> 00:28:36,579
You go mano a mano for
the survival of your species,
541
00:28:36,749 --> 00:28:37,949
and if you lose,
542
00:28:38,034 --> 00:28:40,189
you and your entire
home planet
543
00:28:40,274 --> 00:28:41,988
get banished
to our trophy shelf
544
00:28:42,170 --> 00:28:43,261
for eternity.
545
00:28:43,752 --> 00:28:47,168
Wow, that's godlike power.
546
00:28:47,432 --> 00:28:49,133
I'm not a god.
547
00:28:49,218 --> 00:28:51,418
I'm just an average Joe
who loves to bowl
548
00:28:51,639 --> 00:28:53,152
and destroy countless worlds.
549
00:28:53,237 --> 00:28:54,918
You got it, Mike.
550
00:28:55,003 --> 00:28:57,137
Buddy, wait,
with this is your place.
551
00:28:57,247 --> 00:28:58,871
Why don't you just
kick 'em out of here?
552
00:28:59,058 --> 00:29:02,499
Can't. Rules say they can
stay as long as they're champs.
553
00:29:02,677 --> 00:29:05,074
Now they've taken root
and taken over.
554
00:29:05,159 --> 00:29:07,556
It's your fault
we're playing this dumb game.
555
00:29:07,641 --> 00:29:09,733
Place if full
of bad energy now.
556
00:29:09,818 --> 00:29:11,068
Hey, look, at least
I was being proactive
557
00:29:11,152 --> 00:29:12,333
and trying
to get us out of here.
558
00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:13,464
Be less proactive.
559
00:29:13,572 --> 00:29:15,192
They made the game
so competitive,
560
00:29:15,277 --> 00:29:16,835
no one wants to play here.
561
00:29:16,919 --> 00:29:18,457
This team is falling apart.
562
00:29:18,542 --> 00:29:20,111
Hey, yo.
563
00:29:20,196 --> 00:29:22,463
Come on, Legends.
What are you waiting for?
564
00:29:22,613 --> 00:29:25,118
You got a game to lose.
Let's get going.
565
00:29:25,203 --> 00:29:29,410
They turned my bowling alley
into a bullying alley.
566
00:29:29,631 --> 00:29:31,353
Game on.
567
00:29:38,229 --> 00:29:39,410
Damn it.
568
00:29:39,545 --> 00:29:41,566
You're not listening
to anything I say.
569
00:29:41,659 --> 00:29:43,176
I am listening.
570
00:29:43,261 --> 00:29:45,611
I'm just choosing
to ignore you.
571
00:29:46,849 --> 00:29:48,767
Bowling's stupid.
572
00:29:49,329 --> 00:29:51,926
Bowling is not stupid,
you ignorant lug.
573
00:29:52,011 --> 00:29:53,168
You can't control the ball
574
00:29:53,253 --> 00:29:55,821
if your fingers aren't
in the hole, see?
575
00:29:57,961 --> 00:29:59,835
You son of a...
576
00:30:00,075 --> 00:30:02,075
Oh, my God,
I think I jammed it.
577
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:03,795
- Son of a...
- Ooh, that's gotta hurt.
578
00:30:03,879 --> 00:30:05,710
All right, time-out!
We're at time-out.
579
00:30:05,794 --> 00:30:06,798
Let's take a walk.
Come on.
580
00:30:06,882 --> 00:30:08,104
We'll get you some ice,
and we'll...
581
00:30:08,188 --> 00:30:09,366
- This is stupid.
- Do something.
582
00:30:09,450 --> 00:30:10,497
Okay, let's get ice.
583
00:30:10,581 --> 00:30:12,019
We'll get some ice. All right.
584
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:18,824
- Why did we come back here?
- We need a plan.
585
00:30:18,909 --> 00:30:21,567
Okay, plan: I'll steel up.
You use your wind power.
586
00:30:21,652 --> 00:30:23,028
- Shoot me like a bullet.
- No, we...
587
00:30:23,112 --> 00:30:24,330
We need a plan for us.
588
00:30:24,682 --> 00:30:26,598
- Us, us?
- Yeah.
589
00:30:26,902 --> 00:30:28,820
You know,
I was thinking about it, and...
590
00:30:28,904 --> 00:30:31,167
this will give us a chance
to end things amicably.
591
00:30:32,321 --> 00:30:33,412
What?
592
00:30:33,676 --> 00:30:34,811
The world is ending
593
00:30:34,896 --> 00:30:37,204
and you wanna have
a relationship talk now?
594
00:30:37,289 --> 00:30:40,730
Just trying to be mature
and... and... and pragmatic.
595
00:30:40,815 --> 00:30:42,519
Okay, look, Zari,
I know we're gonna have
596
00:30:42,604 --> 00:30:44,692
to spend time apart,
like, a lot
597
00:30:44,777 --> 00:30:46,271
so the timeline
doesn't collapse,
598
00:30:46,356 --> 00:30:48,699
but the time we do spend
together will be worth it.
599
00:30:48,784 --> 00:30:50,615
I don't know, will it?
600
00:30:50,700 --> 00:30:52,207
- Get your strike.
- Mm-hmm.
601
00:30:52,292 --> 00:30:55,080
See, I feel like we're
on this doomed path
602
00:30:55,165 --> 00:30:58,121
and just blindly
walking towards a cliff.
603
00:31:00,561 --> 00:31:02,853
All right, look,
obviously I can see
604
00:31:02,938 --> 00:31:04,715
dating a woman
from another timeline
605
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:07,957
that's stuck in another
dimension might end bad.
606
00:31:08,355 --> 00:31:10,208
Well, doesn't that mean
we shouldn't do it?
607
00:31:10,293 --> 00:31:11,590
Yeah!
608
00:31:12,982 --> 00:31:14,580
No.
609
00:31:14,763 --> 00:31:17,293
Because the alternative
is way worse.
610
00:31:19,910 --> 00:31:22,870
Zari, I cannot stand
being away from you.
611
00:31:24,126 --> 00:31:25,926
It actually hurts my heart.
612
00:31:29,566 --> 00:31:31,394
That is...
613
00:31:32,300 --> 00:31:34,044
what I needed to hear.
614
00:31:36,609 --> 00:31:39,230
Mm-mm-mm-mm.
But listen.
615
00:31:39,366 --> 00:31:41,576
If we're gonna save
this relationship, we...
616
00:31:41,661 --> 00:31:44,275
We need to go
save the world first.
617
00:31:44,359 --> 00:31:45,537
Yeah.
618
00:31:45,621 --> 00:31:46,926
Okay.
619
00:31:52,559 --> 00:31:54,715
Rock and roll.
620
00:31:55,979 --> 00:31:59,027
I just...
I need to clear my head.
621
00:31:59,156 --> 00:32:00,715
Okay.
622
00:32:05,183 --> 00:32:07,176
Why the long face?
623
00:32:07,774 --> 00:32:11,427
Well, Buddy,
team's falling apart,
624
00:32:11,512 --> 00:32:15,175
and every human being alive
is about to be annihilated.
625
00:32:15,259 --> 00:32:16,965
Shame.
626
00:32:17,144 --> 00:32:21,224
The way I see it,
bowling is all about
627
00:32:21,457 --> 00:32:24,750
bending elbows with friends
and wetting your beaks.
628
00:32:24,834 --> 00:32:27,973
Best bowling happens when
you're not thinking at all.
629
00:32:28,147 --> 00:32:31,480
Can't beat bad energy
with bad energy.
630
00:32:34,043 --> 00:32:36,045
You're right.
631
00:32:37,107 --> 00:32:39,496
I've been going about this
all wrong.
632
00:32:40,690 --> 00:32:43,824
- Buddy, can you do me favor?
- Yeah.
633
00:32:52,635 --> 00:32:56,278
Nachos and fries,
breakfast of champions.
634
00:32:56,363 --> 00:32:58,075
And a Cherry Coke for the lady.
635
00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:00,012
Thank you, Buddy.
636
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:01,729
Whoa,
the game isn't done yet.
637
00:33:01,984 --> 00:33:04,645
The scoreboard looming over
our head is stressing us out,
638
00:33:04,730 --> 00:33:07,183
and besides, it doesn't matter
if we win or lose
639
00:33:07,268 --> 00:33:08,707
if we're not a team first.
640
00:33:08,791 --> 00:33:11,275
You do realize
that the Earth gets destroyed
641
00:33:11,359 --> 00:33:12,581
if we lose, right?
642
00:33:12,665 --> 00:33:15,786
Well, okay, yes,
the outcome does matter,
643
00:33:15,871 --> 00:33:20,240
but we're not gonna win
by tearing each other apart.
644
00:33:20,449 --> 00:33:21,958
I mean, guys,
we're not even losing
645
00:33:22,043 --> 00:33:23,473
to the Pin Killers right now.
646
00:33:23,558 --> 00:33:25,433
We're losing to ourselves.
647
00:33:25,678 --> 00:33:27,926
And what we do
from this moment on
648
00:33:28,019 --> 00:33:29,336
decides the fate of our planet.
649
00:33:29,420 --> 00:33:32,514
So I'm asking you,
650
00:33:32,598 --> 00:33:37,699
are we losers,
or are we Legends?
651
00:33:37,907 --> 00:33:40,826
Huh, do I have a Legend?
Do I have a Legend?
652
00:33:40,957 --> 00:33:43,829
There we go,
that's that team spirit.
653
00:33:43,914 --> 00:33:45,121
Cheers.
654
00:33:49,266 --> 00:33:50,543
Here.
655
00:33:51,498 --> 00:33:52,807
There.
656
00:33:52,946 --> 00:33:54,342
Thanks.
657
00:33:54,427 --> 00:33:57,386
I suppose that's one good
reason to keep your gloves on.
658
00:33:58,667 --> 00:34:01,074
- There's others.
- Hmm.
659
00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:04,763
My past is not
for everyone to see.
660
00:34:08,067 --> 00:34:12,535
So, Astra,
we're gonna need you to roll.
661
00:34:12,942 --> 00:34:16,199
I've never bowled before.
Not even once.
662
00:34:17,402 --> 00:34:19,270
Come on, don't you
wanna de-ball
663
00:34:19,355 --> 00:34:21,426
that "Jersey Shore" wannabe?
664
00:34:21,734 --> 00:34:22,980
Hmm?
665
00:34:26,590 --> 00:34:28,184
Welcome to the team.
666
00:34:31,178 --> 00:34:33,879
Hey, I might know
how you can bowl
667
00:34:33,963 --> 00:34:35,934
and not have to take
your gloves off.
668
00:34:37,924 --> 00:34:41,670
Rory, Rory, Rory, Rory!
669
00:34:41,777 --> 00:34:44,194
Ah, here he goes.
670
00:34:45,425 --> 00:34:46,473
What...
671
00:34:52,286 --> 00:34:53,682
That's what
I'm talking about!
672
00:34:53,766 --> 00:34:55,858
- Come on, Astra.
- Come on, Astra.
673
00:34:55,942 --> 00:34:56,942
Come on, Astra.
674
00:34:57,054 --> 00:34:58,034
Come on.
675
00:34:58,118 --> 00:34:59,632
You got it.
676
00:35:02,316 --> 00:35:04,683
- It's all right. That's okay.
- Told you this was a bad idea.
677
00:35:04,767 --> 00:35:06,859
That was a great warm-up.
This is the one.
678
00:35:06,944 --> 00:35:08,656
Breathe, breathe.
679
00:35:08,741 --> 00:35:12,744
♪ I'm loud and restless
again ♪
680
00:35:14,134 --> 00:35:15,486
- We'll take it.
- Whoo!
681
00:35:15,570 --> 00:35:18,515
We'll take it!
Yes, Astra!
682
00:35:24,231 --> 00:35:27,585
- Darn it!
- No spare there, Clare!
683
00:35:27,861 --> 00:35:29,409
Our bowling party
684
00:35:29,494 --> 00:35:31,807
is definitely putting a cramp
in their style.
685
00:35:31,891 --> 00:35:33,792
Gary, what are their chances?
686
00:35:33,877 --> 00:35:36,725
At this point,
we're gonna need a miracle.
687
00:35:38,241 --> 00:35:41,421
We still don't really know
what's coming from the sky.
688
00:35:41,639 --> 00:35:44,036
- A middle finger?
- What?
689
00:35:44,205 --> 00:35:46,042
There's a dial here
set to three,
690
00:35:46,127 --> 00:35:47,652
but it goes all the way up to...
691
00:35:47,737 --> 00:35:49,912
Well, Spooner
just drew a middle finger.
692
00:35:49,996 --> 00:35:52,479
All right.
Okay, let's go for that.
693
00:35:52,563 --> 00:35:54,573
Middle finger it is.
694
00:35:54,713 --> 00:35:55,682
Got this.
695
00:35:55,767 --> 00:35:57,438
- Come on Mike, yeah!
- Come on, Mike!
696
00:35:59,222 --> 00:36:01,729
Let's give it
the middle finger.
697
00:36:14,927 --> 00:36:16,540
What the hell was that?
698
00:36:16,625 --> 00:36:19,762
- Poor Mikey Mike. Aww.
- Aww, you missed it.
699
00:36:21,763 --> 00:36:23,808
Wow, that is
a lot of backdraft.
700
00:36:24,849 --> 00:36:27,768
Would have been dumb
if we broke up for nothing.
701
00:36:31,300 --> 00:36:33,586
My Time Courier's working.
702
00:36:33,882 --> 00:36:35,321
Go!
703
00:36:45,312 --> 00:36:47,620
Oh, looks like you guys
had a fun date.
704
00:36:47,705 --> 00:36:48,867
Rad.
705
00:36:48,952 --> 00:36:51,262
Oh, there's a whole
bowling thing going on.
706
00:36:51,354 --> 00:36:53,016
Sort of high stakes.
707
00:36:53,572 --> 00:36:54,793
Okay.
708
00:37:01,258 --> 00:37:02,578
How we doing?
709
00:37:02,937 --> 00:37:05,813
It's the last shot,
and Astra's up.
710
00:37:07,989 --> 00:37:10,647
- Sara, are you there?
- Yeah, I'm here.
711
00:37:10,732 --> 00:37:14,071
Uh, if Gary's calculations
are correct,
712
00:37:14,156 --> 00:37:15,789
you guys can actually win
this thing.
713
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:21,414
But Astra needs
to roll a strike.
714
00:37:29,221 --> 00:37:31,052
Of course the stakes
couldn't be any higher
715
00:37:31,136 --> 00:37:32,662
my first time bowling.
716
00:37:32,746 --> 00:37:34,838
Look,
it's gonna be all right.
717
00:37:36,470 --> 00:37:38,388
We need to change tactics.
718
00:37:38,473 --> 00:37:40,217
It's a very classic style.
719
00:37:40,302 --> 00:37:42,846
All you gotta do
is get right in the middle.
720
00:37:43,146 --> 00:37:47,588
Nice, deep bend,
and roll it on through.
721
00:37:47,891 --> 00:37:50,768
I left hell
to bowl granny style?
722
00:37:50,970 --> 00:37:52,453
What has become of my life?
723
00:37:52,592 --> 00:37:54,924
Hey, you got this,
all right?
724
00:37:55,009 --> 00:37:56,927
You have the whole team
behind you.
725
00:38:07,373 --> 00:38:09,291
Here goes nothing.
726
00:38:43,849 --> 00:38:45,218
Go.
727
00:38:47,951 --> 00:38:50,348
Go. Go.
728
00:38:50,432 --> 00:38:51,960
Go! Go!
729
00:38:57,352 --> 00:38:59,221
Yes!
730
00:39:15,370 --> 00:39:16,682
Let's get out of here.
731
00:39:16,767 --> 00:39:18,119
- Come on.
- Huh.
732
00:39:18,412 --> 00:39:19,895
You forgetting something?
733
00:39:20,057 --> 00:39:22,932
How about a rematch?
734
00:39:23,017 --> 00:39:24,369
Not a chance.
735
00:39:31,342 --> 00:39:33,780
Let's put you back
where you belong.
736
00:39:52,370 --> 00:39:53,897
How about that?
737
00:39:54,004 --> 00:39:56,531
I control the alley once again
thanks to you,
738
00:39:56,616 --> 00:39:59,216
and I say it's open
for everyone!
739
00:39:59,301 --> 00:40:01,395
- Yay.
- Babe! You did it!
740
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:04,835
Babe, hi!
741
00:40:05,181 --> 00:40:07,411
- We're out of here.
- Rude.
742
00:40:07,527 --> 00:40:09,184
Buddy, one last favor?
743
00:40:09,269 --> 00:40:11,298
Another round of nachos
for my friends?
744
00:40:11,383 --> 00:40:14,036
- You bet.
- You're the best.
745
00:40:21,001 --> 00:40:22,638
Aren't you curious?
746
00:40:22,935 --> 00:40:26,966
I sense in you powers
both mighty and abundant.
747
00:40:27,051 --> 00:40:29,230
Huh.
Do you, now?
748
00:40:29,537 --> 00:40:32,145
Well, you've a keen eye,
bowling alley denizen.
749
00:40:32,230 --> 00:40:33,452
Keen eye.
750
00:40:37,540 --> 00:40:39,895
Powers that will be
the death of you.
751
00:40:43,304 --> 00:40:46,145
Sorry called bowling stupid.
752
00:40:46,230 --> 00:40:48,018
Bowling means a lot to me.
753
00:40:48,494 --> 00:40:49,890
The old man who fostered me
754
00:40:49,975 --> 00:40:51,544
brought me to league night
every week.
755
00:40:51,667 --> 00:40:53,455
Helped me feel like
I belonged to something.
756
00:40:53,540 --> 00:40:55,739
Well, you belong with us now.
757
00:40:56,015 --> 00:40:57,019
You know it's bad luck
758
00:40:57,104 --> 00:40:58,326
for you to see me
in a wedding dress.
759
00:40:58,410 --> 00:41:00,564
Look, babe,
you looked amazing.
760
00:41:00,649 --> 00:41:02,567
You look amazing
in whatever you wear,
761
00:41:02,651 --> 00:41:04,221
but I love you too much
762
00:41:04,305 --> 00:41:06,575
to let you get married
in that thing.
763
00:41:08,020 --> 00:41:11,184
It's great seeing folks
have a good time
764
00:41:11,269 --> 00:41:13,294
in the bowling alley again.
765
00:41:13,379 --> 00:41:14,601
How about a team photo?
766
00:41:14,686 --> 00:41:16,184
Oh, come on, come on,
come on.
767
00:41:16,442 --> 00:41:17,543
Okay.
768
00:41:17,628 --> 00:41:21,521
- All right. Come on.
- Say cheese.
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