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Deathgasm - Comedy Horror
2015 1080p [H264-mp4] English
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You know that evil Heavy Metal that
your parents hate you listening to?
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You know those lyrics
about hell and doom,
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demons ripping you new
orifices to shit out of?
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But what if I told
you it's all real?
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I know...
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I was there.
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But wait... let's start
at the beginning.
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It all started in Greypoint,
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the middle of ass-fuck nowhere.
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I had to shift here after my mum
went on a massive meth bender,
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and tried to suck off a Santa
Claus in a crowded mall.
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Mum got sent to a mental ward.
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And I got stuck with my Uncle.
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My Uncle Albert was
balls deep into Jesus.
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He thought Ricky
Martin was heavy.
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He heard me cranking some
Disemboweled Corpse,
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and he hasn't slept for days.
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I brought about the end of the
world. Biggest dick move ever.
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Stop struggling.
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It won't fit.
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- Get up there.
- This is Dion.
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And that is probably the
least embarrassing orifice
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that dice has been shoved into.
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Wait... Yes, it's in!
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- And this is my dickhead cousin.
- Hey, David.
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He's hospitalized more
nerds than asthma.
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I saw Uncle Albert washing
your sheets this morning.
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- You shit the bed or something?
- Fuckin' devil-worshiper.
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I can't wait until my dad
kicks you out on the streets
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and you've got to blow truck drivers
for food like your psycho mum.
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His mum is a psycho.
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You all right, man?
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- Here's your dice.
- It's actually a die. Dice is plural.
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And it's a D10. But...
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Thanks.
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- Jesus. Who's that?
- Oh, Medina Darcy.
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Number one cause of awkward
boners in Greypoint.
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- No dude.
- What do you mean "no"?
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No way. Chicks like that, they
don't go out with metalheads.
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They bang apes like your cousin.
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Forget her, man.
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At lunchtime,
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do you want to do something
completely badass?
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And that's... eight points
of non-lethal damage.
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Exceeds your HP; your
cleric is unconscious.
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No fucking way. How is it still
breathing? I cast a fireball.
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You cast it at a Fire troll.
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- It's immune to fire.
- This is bullshit.
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Well, that's Giles. He was once suspended
for violating the CPR training dummy.
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I'm the DM, Giles. What I say
goes, okay? I am the law.
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- This is your problem, Dion.
- Okay.
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- This is why no woman will talk to you.
- Hey, do you know what?
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A whole family of goblins has just
amassed around your dead body.
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And one of them is humping your
foot. How do you like that?
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How...
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- Fuckin' nerds.
- Oh, Jesus.
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It's piss.
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They sprayed us
with piss. Again!
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Oh, the Player's Guide
is totally ruined.
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My friends are losers. My uncle keeps
trying to christen me in my sleep,
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and I'm drenched in my
cousin's bodily fluids.
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X minus one...
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X plus one...
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Good work, Brodie.
Nice technique.
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Great shading on
the demon penises.
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Is that me having hot pokers
stuffed up my rectum by skeletons?
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- Yes, sir.
- Nice likeness.
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Very detailed. Two
weeks detention.
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Silence!
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So, that's me. Brodie.
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Fuck my life.
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Fucking late again.
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Oh, Christ, it's my
Satanist cousin, Brodie.
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Look at that ugly loner. I'm gonna
make his life hell on earth.
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That's really cool, David. Can
you please take me home now?
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I thought we'd take a
drive or something.
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Okay, it's hard to believe, but talking
about bullying isn't really a turn on.
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There was only one cool
thing about Greypoint...
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Alien Records.
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Byron sold the sickest vinyl, while
his psychic girlfriend, Abigail,
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told fortunes to
bored housewives.
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Welcome to Alien records.
How are things, kid?
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Things are shitty.
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- Check it out.
- Oh, Haxan Sword? Epic.
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Yeah, man, it's only one
of 666 ever printed,
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numbered in blood by
Rikki Daggers himself.
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Metal vinyl's over
there by that kid.
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Fuck, yes.
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- Now that's a record, man.
- Yeah.
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I've actually been after
that one for a while.
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I'm Brodie, by the way.
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- Zakk.
- After I met Zakk, my life changed.
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My mother was gonna
call me Storm though.
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- Rad.
- I know.
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He was a tornado of chaos,
leaving a trail of destruction
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and teen pregnancies
in his wake.
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Zakk got expelled after stabbing
a kid with a maths compass
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because he stepped on
his King Diamond tape.
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Or was it a setsquare?
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He used to help his dad
at the car workshop.
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But mainly he just stole anything not
bolted on and then unbolted the rest.
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Yeah. Fuck you too, Bono.
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Hey, man...
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you want to do something crazy?
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It's not role-playing is it?
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What the fuck is role-playing?
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Zakk played bass so
we started a band.
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Hey. This is... Giles and Dion.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Right, first things first.
What are we called?
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- Murder Boner?
- Toothed Vagina.
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Oh, Maggot Sperm.
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Cannibal Unicorn.
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How about like, thirteen
S's. You know, like...
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Got it. Got it. DEATHGASM.
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All spelled in capitals.
Lower case is for pussies.
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Cool. What about...
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I fuckin' said...
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DEATHGASM!
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Solo. Fuckin' shred it.
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- Dude, I thought you said you could play.
- Sorry. I can. I can.
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I'm just... I'm...
I'm just rusty.
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All right. From the top.
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What? Just mixing it up.
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- Where are we going?
- It's a surprise.
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- What the hell is that for?
- Dude, chill out. It's fine.
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All right. You stay here.
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You're lookout.
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What?
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Shit.
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Zakk?
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Zakk?
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Oh, shit!
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Did you shit yourself?
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Nice surprise.
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You're an accomplice, mate. Don't
puss out on me now. Come on.
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Check it out.
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Shit.
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Man, these guys were
legends back in the day.
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Check it out.
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Rikki Daggers.
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He was a maniac. Didn't he used to kill
live rabbits on stage with a crowbar?
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No, man. It was a claw hammer.
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Wonder what happened to him?
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Spent all his money on coke,
hookers and Satanist shit.
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Last I heard he was hiding out in
some small, crappy New Zealand town.
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- No fuckin' way.
- Yes fuckin' way.
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- No fuckin' way.
- Rikki Fuckin' Daggers, man.
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Hey, this way.
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Holy fuck. Look at those amps.
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No, they're old as hell;
probably all busted.
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Is that...?
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It's him. Is he dead?
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- I bag that record.
- Dude, that's low.
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I can go much lower.
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Come on.
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- Check it out.
- No fuckin' way.
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Motherfucker!
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- Dude. Dude. Dude. Dude...
- The record... drop it.
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Kick it to me.
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- Right. What the fuck...
- Chill.
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Are you two cunts
doing in my house?
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- Let's get out of here. Come on.
- Don't you fuckin' move.
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Aeon sent you, didn't he?
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When are you occultist cunts
ever gonna fuckin learn?
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No, we're just... we're
just metalheads.
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We're fans.
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Well, how did you find me?
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Latest Death Scream,
dude. You were outed.
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Oh, fuck.
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Fuck!
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We're all gonna die.
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Shit. Someone's coming.
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Here. Take it. Take it!
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Hide it and guard
it with your life.
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- Come on, let's bail. Let's bail.
- Fuck.
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So you fuckers finally found me.
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Where is it, Daggers?
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Who were you talking to?
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I heard voices.
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Why don't you go home and
tell Aeon to fuck himself!
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It's a trap.
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Well, go on then, do
it, you fuckin' pussy.
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Well, that was fucked up.
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Dude, what the hell? It's a
fucking Rick Astley record!
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Fuck.
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- What the hell was that?
- Weird.
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It's music.
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- Can you read it?
- Yeah, I think so. It's pretty universal.
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It's really old.
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Holy fuck.
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- Look at the title.
- What the fuck does it say?
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- I don't know, I think it's Latin.
- What, like, Dora the fuckin' Explorer?
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No. Like, Romans and shit.
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Dude... we should learn this,
turn it into a DEATHGASM song!
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It'll be fuckin' brutal.
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- You want a beer?
- Yeah.
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Vadin.
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- I found Daggers.
- Straight to it?
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Not even a, "How
are things, Aeon?"
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You're direct. I've always
liked that about you.
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- Aeon, the pages.
- The Black Hymn, Vadin.
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Pages are just paper. The
Black Hymn is absolute power.
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Please, give it the
reverence it deserves.
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Daggers didn't have
it, The Black Hymn.
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I think someone got
to it before us.
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That's a shame.
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There was a break in.
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The pages should be in Greypoint
somewhere. I just need more time.
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Winners don't make excuses
for their failures, Vadin.
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- They learn from them.
- No. Please.
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- Take his fucking head off.
- No!
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Oh, come on, that's a custom
made Sartori rug, idiots.
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You put a tarp down first.
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Do it again.
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Again! Do it again!
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That's good.
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Yeah, I think that worked.
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Get the car, we're
heading into Greypoint.
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Zakk, Zakk, that's good. Brodie, can
you put your foot up on that tree?
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Yeah. But... but higher. Higher.
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This is retarded. Our instruments
aren't even plugged in.
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Where the fuck is the sound
meant to be coming from?
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Trust me, this is gonna
be off the hook.
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Yeah, yeah. No, that's good.
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Let's head to the next location.
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Fuck you, Dion.
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Does anybody want
anything from the shop?
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Condoms, Vaseline, jumper
cables and ammonium nitrate.
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I don't think they sell
that combination of things.
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See...
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Sorry. Sorry.
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There you go.
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Could I please have my tampon?
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- Yeah, sure.
- Thanks.
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- You're Brodie, right?
- Yeah.
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I'm Medina, from maths class.
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Right, you're David's
girlfriend, right?
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You know what, I was gonna get
an ice cream. Did you want one?
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Yeah. I was just
helping these guys...
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We're... we're all done here.
Dude... catch you later.
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- Yeah, that'd be great.
- Cool.
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Sperminate her, dude!
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00:23:04,371 --> 00:23:09,777
So... the other day, in maths...
Mr. Capenhurst is such a dick.
246
00:23:10,676 --> 00:23:12,545
- Yeah.
- Yep.
247
00:23:12,644 --> 00:23:16,461
I... I saved this. Well, I
rescued it from the bin.
248
00:23:17,815 --> 00:23:21,169
You're a really good drawer, like, really
talented. I wish I could draw like that.
249
00:23:21,269 --> 00:23:25,034
Okay. Thank you. Thanks.
250
00:23:30,093 --> 00:23:35,230
You know, I was thinking about getting
a tattoo, it would drive my dad crazy.
251
00:23:35,997 --> 00:23:38,478
I should get you to design it.
252
00:23:40,332 --> 00:23:42,247
- Maybe that's lame.
- No, of course.
253
00:23:42,346 --> 00:23:46,984
I mean, of course I would help you design
it. Not of course I think it's lame.
254
00:23:48,574 --> 00:23:50,322
Okay.
255
00:23:51,387 --> 00:23:53,852
You know, I was thinking
about getting it just...
256
00:23:54,546 --> 00:23:55,914
just here.
257
00:23:57,015 --> 00:23:58,996
Yes.
258
00:23:59,096 --> 00:24:03,573
- Good spot for it.
- Or maybe here, on my upper thigh.
259
00:24:03,673 --> 00:24:05,621
Yeah. Yes, yeah.
260
00:24:05,721 --> 00:24:09,057
Either... I mean, again,
both great areas... places.
261
00:24:09,156 --> 00:24:11,557
And hard decision.
262
00:24:13,491 --> 00:24:15,240
So.
263
00:24:17,895 --> 00:24:21,083
- So, you're in a band?
- Yeah, I play... the guitar.
264
00:24:21,182 --> 00:24:23,718
I mean, axe.
265
00:24:25,029 --> 00:24:27,827
Do you... do you like metal?
266
00:24:27,928 --> 00:24:31,840
Isn't it just a bunch
of guys screaming?
267
00:24:31,941 --> 00:24:36,539
No way. Well, apart
from grindcore.
268
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:40,082
And... death metal is
kind of like that.
269
00:24:40,182 --> 00:24:42,951
And deathcore,
screamo, pornogrind,
270
00:24:43,050 --> 00:24:46,519
black metal, mathcore, thrash and
mordorcore. But apart from those.
271
00:24:46,619 --> 00:24:48,788
It's just not my thing.
272
00:24:48,887 --> 00:24:51,192
I don't really get it.
273
00:24:53,056 --> 00:24:58,122
It's like, when life sucks,
and you feel alone and empty.
274
00:24:58,221 --> 00:25:01,096
You stick on some metal and
life is better, because...
275
00:25:01,197 --> 00:25:03,932
because somebody
else knows the pain
276
00:25:04,032 --> 00:25:07,798
and the rage that you're
going through, you know?
277
00:25:16,642 --> 00:25:18,844
I'll lend you a CD.
278
00:25:19,443 --> 00:25:22,020
You should... you should
have a... have a listen.
279
00:25:33,553 --> 00:25:35,632
Anal cunt.
280
00:25:36,521 --> 00:25:38,163
This one.
281
00:25:48,865 --> 00:25:52,769
Awesome. These are
really, really old.
282
00:25:52,868 --> 00:25:54,569
How are they not in a museum?
283
00:25:54,670 --> 00:25:57,538
Where did you say you
got these again, dude?
284
00:25:57,638 --> 00:26:00,208
- I...
- Found them...
285
00:26:00,307 --> 00:26:02,356
in a skip.
286
00:26:30,465 --> 00:26:34,082
I'm warning you, Brodie.
Stop that devil music now.
287
00:27:43,766 --> 00:27:45,248
Shit, man.
288
00:27:56,909 --> 00:27:58,744
Laters, bud.
289
00:27:58,845 --> 00:28:00,947
Dude, you choked again.
290
00:28:01,047 --> 00:28:03,961
Sorry, I... started panicking.
291
00:28:04,681 --> 00:28:06,816
You ever had that feeling
where you can't breathe?
292
00:28:06,915 --> 00:28:10,419
Like there's a crushing weight on your
chest, and the room gets really small
293
00:28:10,519 --> 00:28:13,020
and your heart starts
beating insanely fast?
294
00:28:13,121 --> 00:28:15,359
No, I never had that.
295
00:28:15,644 --> 00:28:18,625
Oh, Although this one time, this
chick grabbed my nuts too hard,
296
00:28:18,724 --> 00:28:20,806
and my splooge came out red.
297
00:28:23,894 --> 00:28:26,009
Brotherhood of Steel?
298
00:28:26,128 --> 00:28:28,065
Brotherhood of Steel.
299
00:28:28,265 --> 00:28:30,212
Laters.
300
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:34,135
The expression...
301
00:29:35,625 --> 00:29:37,897
three A...
302
00:29:37,998 --> 00:29:43,268
plus two B over two.
303
00:29:43,962 --> 00:29:49,301
When A equals three...
304
00:29:49,402 --> 00:29:51,299
and...
305
00:29:51,900 --> 00:29:55,981
B equals four.
306
00:29:59,076 --> 00:30:00,822
Anyway...
307
00:30:24,664 --> 00:30:28,147
- Hey, cuz.
- The fuck do you want?
308
00:30:31,170 --> 00:30:32,570
Fuck.
309
00:30:32,770 --> 00:30:36,326
- Get him.
- Get the fuck off, David.
310
00:30:36,426 --> 00:30:38,913
What are you gonna do about it,
fudge packer? Tell my dad?
311
00:30:39,013 --> 00:30:41,142
- He hates you too.
- Fuck.
312
00:30:41,241 --> 00:30:44,463
You go near my bitch again and I'll
punch you in the dick every morning.
313
00:30:44,564 --> 00:30:46,539
Fucktard.
314
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:49,146
- Rip Brodie's girlie earring out.
- No.
315
00:30:49,247 --> 00:30:51,961
No! No, no, no...
316
00:31:02,589 --> 00:31:04,636
Come on. Lay into him.
317
00:31:19,537 --> 00:31:21,440
Are you stealing petrol?
318
00:31:21,539 --> 00:31:24,489
No. I'm stealing diesel.
319
00:31:25,275 --> 00:31:26,824
Well, don't you feel guilty?
320
00:31:29,377 --> 00:31:31,792
No. Hold that.
321
00:31:33,446 --> 00:31:35,717
You're Zakk, right?
Brodie's friend?
322
00:31:35,817 --> 00:31:39,452
He... do you know where he is?
He skipped class this afternoon.
323
00:31:39,653 --> 00:31:41,521
Brodie?
324
00:31:42,021 --> 00:31:44,324
Oh, yeah. He lost his dick
in a freak bandsaw accident.
325
00:31:45,663 --> 00:31:46,990
Tragic.
326
00:31:47,090 --> 00:31:48,806
Okay.
327
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:53,109
Well.
328
00:31:56,965 --> 00:31:59,034
Can you give him this?
329
00:32:01,035 --> 00:32:03,083
Don't read it.
330
00:32:58,554 --> 00:33:00,288
Zakk?
331
00:33:00,388 --> 00:33:02,323
Where's Brodie?
332
00:33:03,022 --> 00:33:04,944
He told me to pass on a message.
333
00:33:06,659 --> 00:33:10,474
He's not interested. He's
got other shit going on.
334
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:20,670
- Well, that's shit.
- Yeah.
335
00:33:20,769 --> 00:33:23,204
Well, I thought I'd
come down and tell you.
336
00:33:23,305 --> 00:33:26,566
Save you waiting all night,
freezing your tits off.
337
00:33:28,436 --> 00:33:32,045
Well, thank you for considering
the well-being of my tits.
338
00:33:32,144 --> 00:33:33,960
You're welcome.
339
00:33:35,512 --> 00:33:37,213
Here.
340
00:33:37,314 --> 00:33:39,362
You're freezing.
341
00:33:48,288 --> 00:33:52,111
Swig? Helps take
the bullshit away.
342
00:33:55,492 --> 00:33:57,275
Fuck it.
343
00:34:00,130 --> 00:34:02,644
His mum is a psycho.
344
00:35:18,034 --> 00:35:19,971
Are you gonna tell us who
gave you the shiner?
345
00:35:20,070 --> 00:35:23,139
Won't matter soon. Let's
just fuckin' do this.
346
00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:26,876
Dude, you know I have your back. Tell
me who they are, I'll fuck them up.
347
00:35:26,976 --> 00:35:28,844
I'm fine.
348
00:35:29,244 --> 00:35:32,280
All right. Well, if they give you any
more shit, I know a trick, all right?
349
00:35:32,380 --> 00:35:34,748
Point down at his zipper and say,
"Gross, your cock's hanging out."
350
00:35:34,849 --> 00:35:36,884
And then when they
look down... Boom!
351
00:35:36,983 --> 00:35:38,983
You punch them in the face.
352
00:35:40,152 --> 00:35:42,340
My dad taught me that.
353
00:35:43,521 --> 00:35:46,025
All right, ladies. From the top.
354
00:37:32,257 --> 00:37:35,092
Goddamn, I have the
worst headache.
355
00:37:35,193 --> 00:37:36,672
Were we asleep?
356
00:37:40,329 --> 00:37:42,411
Amps are buggered.
357
00:37:44,431 --> 00:37:47,534
Guys... guys, do I
look different?
358
00:37:47,635 --> 00:37:50,483
More, like... more powerful?
359
00:37:58,010 --> 00:37:59,510
You could be weaker than before.
360
00:37:59,610 --> 00:38:03,302
Something fucked up happened,
man. My head is throbbing.
361
00:38:05,646 --> 00:38:09,597
Something went wrong.
It didn't work.
362
00:38:10,384 --> 00:38:13,067
What are you talking
about, dude?
363
00:38:17,389 --> 00:38:22,065
Wouldn't it be crazy if... if the music
had something to do with demons?
364
00:38:22,164 --> 00:38:23,974
Demons?
365
00:38:25,496 --> 00:38:27,376
Demons?
366
00:38:28,231 --> 00:38:30,253
Demons?
367
00:38:46,478 --> 00:38:48,248
Fuck!
368
00:38:48,847 --> 00:38:52,583
- What do you want, asshole?
- Can you hear the trumpets, Brodie?
369
00:38:52,684 --> 00:38:56,554
They're getting louder.
The Blind One is coming.
370
00:38:56,704 --> 00:38:59,561
He's going to suck out your
intestines for a thousand years
371
00:38:59,661 --> 00:39:02,704
and use your ribs as toothpicks.
372
00:39:05,253 --> 00:39:07,001
Okay.
373
00:39:11,847 --> 00:39:16,389
Did I mention... he's going to
roast your nuts over an open fire?
374
00:39:16,489 --> 00:39:18,916
While they're still
attached, of course.
375
00:39:19,016 --> 00:39:22,737
- No, Terry. You didn't mention that.
- Well, he is.
376
00:39:52,847 --> 00:39:55,925
Mr. Capenhurst, are you okay?
377
00:40:13,197 --> 00:40:15,244
Oh, my God.
378
00:40:20,068 --> 00:40:22,784
Oh, my God.
379
00:40:28,974 --> 00:40:32,545
There was just blood
everywhere, from every hole.
380
00:40:32,746 --> 00:40:35,380
- It was crazy.
- Weird.
381
00:40:35,481 --> 00:40:37,282
Yeah, it was mental, man.
382
00:40:37,382 --> 00:40:41,757
Medina, too. Just...
just totally ignored me.
383
00:40:41,952 --> 00:40:44,119
Did she say why?
384
00:40:44,420 --> 00:40:46,088
No.
385
00:40:46,188 --> 00:40:49,887
Feels like everybody in my
neighborhood has gone insane.
386
00:40:50,391 --> 00:40:53,094
This town has always
been fuckin' crazy.
387
00:40:53,193 --> 00:40:56,898
Pouring fuckin' fluoride
in the water or something.
388
00:40:57,331 --> 00:40:59,445
What the fuck is that noise?
389
00:41:01,300 --> 00:41:03,148
Dad?
390
00:41:04,936 --> 00:41:07,050
For fuck's sake.
391
00:41:09,706 --> 00:41:11,521
Dad?
392
00:41:12,509 --> 00:41:14,322
Dad?
393
00:41:16,646 --> 00:41:19,081
Dad, what the fuck
are you doing?
394
00:41:19,181 --> 00:41:22,382
Dad? What are you doing?
395
00:41:22,483 --> 00:41:25,652
- What's wrong with him, is he drunk?
- I don't think so.
396
00:41:25,751 --> 00:41:27,353
Dad, talk to me.
397
00:41:27,452 --> 00:41:30,695
Look, I want to take this
T-shirt off your face. Yeah?
398
00:41:30,795 --> 00:41:33,978
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah. It's okay.
399
00:41:34,958 --> 00:41:36,706
Fuck!
400
00:41:38,728 --> 00:41:40,809
What the fuck is he doing?
401
00:41:42,699 --> 00:41:46,235
- Holy fuck!
- I can see you.
402
00:41:46,335 --> 00:41:48,159
Fuck!
403
00:42:30,539 --> 00:42:32,375
Brutal.
404
00:42:32,775 --> 00:42:35,123
Should we... check his pulse.
405
00:42:35,224 --> 00:42:37,929
He has a fucking
engine for a head.
406
00:42:38,380 --> 00:42:41,315
I don't think he's gonna be
walking this one off, man.
407
00:42:41,416 --> 00:42:43,264
Shit.
408
00:42:44,317 --> 00:42:47,907
Your Dad, I'm... Fuck.
I'm really sorry.
409
00:42:50,221 --> 00:42:52,103
Fuck!
410
00:42:59,862 --> 00:43:03,266
You know, it's weird but...
411
00:43:03,967 --> 00:43:07,115
I think he would've wanted
to go out like this.
412
00:43:08,168 --> 00:43:13,039
His eyes ripped out, face grinded off, and
then head mounted under a car engine?
413
00:43:13,139 --> 00:43:14,987
Totally.
414
00:43:17,442 --> 00:43:19,686
For whom the bell
tolls, old man.
415
00:43:21,610 --> 00:43:24,313
Oh, fuck.
416
00:43:24,414 --> 00:43:26,215
Fuck!
417
00:43:26,615 --> 00:43:30,271
Dude, dude, I am so
sorry. Fuck, man.
418
00:43:30,371 --> 00:43:32,682
This is all my
fault. Okay. Fuck.
419
00:43:32,782 --> 00:43:37,057
I translated those pages, and they were
all to do with summoning demons, okay?
420
00:43:37,157 --> 00:43:41,358
And now people are turning
crazy. Like, possessed crazy.
421
00:43:41,458 --> 00:43:44,331
You knew that was some black magic
shit and you didn't fuckin' tell me?
422
00:43:44,431 --> 00:43:48,039
- I didn't want you to think I was crazy.
- It's a bit fuckin' late now, isn't it?
423
00:43:50,568 --> 00:43:53,003
This is fucking twisted, man.
424
00:43:53,103 --> 00:43:55,585
Fuckin' demons?
425
00:43:57,306 --> 00:44:01,543
Abigail. Fuckin' Abigail. You know, the chick
from the record store, the psychic chick.
426
00:44:01,643 --> 00:44:04,958
She knows all about this
stuff. We should go see her.
427
00:44:27,829 --> 00:44:30,628
The lights are on. They
could still be here.
428
00:44:41,541 --> 00:44:43,510
Well, I'm out of ideas.
429
00:44:43,610 --> 00:44:45,489
Jesus!
430
00:44:49,681 --> 00:44:51,835
These things suck.
431
00:44:53,784 --> 00:44:56,449
What are you...
what are you doing?
432
00:44:57,753 --> 00:45:01,655
Who brings a dice purse to
a demon apocalypse anyway?
433
00:45:12,532 --> 00:45:15,847
- How do we stop these things?
- Shit.
434
00:45:22,505 --> 00:45:24,039
- Medina!
- What's up?
435
00:45:24,139 --> 00:45:26,688
- Sweet axe skills.
- Thanks.
436
00:45:26,789 --> 00:45:29,878
I wanted to come up with one-liner like,
"you were axing for this," or something.
437
00:45:29,978 --> 00:45:32,447
- That would be really cool, right?
- That was pretty cool as is.
438
00:45:32,547 --> 00:45:34,594
I mean, the axe, and the...
439
00:45:35,815 --> 00:45:37,963
- Yeah.
- Fuckin' awesome.
440
00:46:04,103 --> 00:46:06,300
Abigail, we need to get
you to a hospital, okay?
441
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:08,673
It's too late.
442
00:46:08,974 --> 00:46:11,356
It has possessed their bodies.
443
00:46:14,744 --> 00:46:16,512
Is that Satan?
444
00:46:16,612 --> 00:46:20,681
That is Aeloth,
king of the demons.
445
00:46:20,782 --> 00:46:24,050
Aeloth? Sounds like a badass.
446
00:46:24,150 --> 00:46:29,054
- These words were in music pages.
- The Black Hymn. You have it.
447
00:46:29,554 --> 00:46:32,610
Have it? We fuckin' played it.
448
00:46:39,226 --> 00:46:43,612
Well, then you have
fucked us all.
449
00:46:50,170 --> 00:46:52,876
The possessed bodies...
450
00:46:54,052 --> 00:46:57,670
they kill all in their path...
451
00:46:57,771 --> 00:47:01,179
in preparation for
Aeloth's ascension...
452
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:03,849
on the next blood moon.
453
00:47:07,150 --> 00:47:10,596
- On the devil's hour.
- Oh, shit.
454
00:47:10,695 --> 00:47:13,155
The moon is red tonight.
455
00:47:13,255 --> 00:47:16,769
- When is the Devil's hour?
- Three a.m.
456
00:47:18,590 --> 00:47:20,193
Wait.
457
00:47:20,293 --> 00:47:23,012
Three a.m. Pacific
or Eastern time?
458
00:47:23,429 --> 00:47:26,331
Do demons recognize
daylight savings?
459
00:47:26,798 --> 00:47:32,838
When Aeloth returns His soul will fuse
with that of a darkest human host.
460
00:47:33,237 --> 00:47:35,117
How can we stop him?
461
00:47:35,940 --> 00:47:38,762
- Do you still have the Black Hymn?
- Yeah, it's back at my Uncle's.
462
00:47:38,862 --> 00:47:40,789
Well, then we can...
463
00:47:41,777 --> 00:47:43,759
Oh, shit!
464
00:48:02,829 --> 00:48:04,197
Have you guys seen
Brodie tonight?
465
00:48:04,297 --> 00:48:06,998
Everyone I've seen is
either dead or psycho-ed.
466
00:48:07,099 --> 00:48:11,068
No sign. Hey, my dad said we should
head to the school in an emergency.
467
00:48:11,168 --> 00:48:13,434
It's... Greypoint's
civil defense centre.
468
00:48:13,534 --> 00:48:19,231
He's a warden. I mean, was until
he... got possessed and...
469
00:48:19,331 --> 00:48:22,210
- ate Mom's skin off.
- Dude, are you still going on about that?
470
00:48:22,311 --> 00:48:24,445
It was hours ago, get
the fuck over it.
471
00:48:24,545 --> 00:48:26,896
Let's head to the school. We're
not gonna survive out here.
472
00:48:26,996 --> 00:48:29,077
Oh, wait a sec.
473
00:48:37,554 --> 00:48:39,590
Oh, God.
474
00:48:39,690 --> 00:48:42,405
Let's hope the
demons can't read.
475
00:48:45,159 --> 00:48:47,074
You ready?
476
00:48:48,028 --> 00:48:50,094
Let's go.
477
00:49:15,987 --> 00:49:19,731
We need you to destroy the
Vocavitque Rex daemonia.
478
00:49:19,831 --> 00:49:22,925
Destroy it? We came
here to get it.
479
00:49:23,126 --> 00:49:28,648
Those who performed the Black Hymn may try
to reverse it before Aeloth's ascension.
480
00:49:28,748 --> 00:49:31,340
- Can't you destroy it?
- No!
481
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:36,043
Only those who still have a
soul can touch the pages.
482
00:49:36,143 --> 00:49:38,081
I do not.
483
00:49:39,536 --> 00:49:41,719
I have one condition.
484
00:49:42,206 --> 00:49:45,704
I want to become Aeloth's
vessel. It has to be me.
485
00:49:45,804 --> 00:49:51,414
His soul will bind with the
blackest human soul nearby.
486
00:49:51,514 --> 00:49:55,284
A soul that will not
resist his power.
487
00:49:58,251 --> 00:50:01,373
You... No! Please! No!
488
00:50:03,922 --> 00:50:06,829
Now who doesn't
have a gag reflex?
489
00:50:15,983 --> 00:50:19,297
I pledge allegiance
to Aeloth the Blind.
490
00:50:19,737 --> 00:50:22,402
Kill anyone who
gets in your way.
491
00:50:22,501 --> 00:50:27,186
You will be rewarded with more
power than you can imagine.
492
00:50:29,876 --> 00:50:32,731
Find Brodie. He is the key.
493
00:50:38,952 --> 00:50:42,534
Before she died Abigail was
trying to tell us something.
494
00:50:46,556 --> 00:50:48,438
Maybe...
495
00:50:50,659 --> 00:50:54,164
Okay. We're gonna back to my place, I'm
gonna get my guitar and the pages.
496
00:50:54,264 --> 00:50:57,132
I'm gonna try and play this song
backwards, Rob Halford style, man.
497
00:50:57,233 --> 00:50:59,201
I mean, it makes sense,
right? Reverse all this shit?
498
00:50:59,300 --> 00:51:02,469
Fuck that. This town is shit.
499
00:51:02,570 --> 00:51:06,072
We're going up to the lookout rolling
a three-skinner, cranking some Slayer
500
00:51:06,172 --> 00:51:09,523
and watching this town burn
to the fuckin' ground!
501
00:51:10,809 --> 00:51:13,846
Dude, what about Medina, Giles and
Dion? They could all still be alive.
502
00:51:13,945 --> 00:51:16,293
Those guys are dicks.
503
00:51:18,081 --> 00:51:20,751
Medina is never gonna
put out for you, man.
504
00:51:20,851 --> 00:51:23,385
You're never gonna get to
second base with that girl.
505
00:51:23,485 --> 00:51:25,188
What?
506
00:51:25,588 --> 00:51:27,422
You know, anal.
507
00:51:27,523 --> 00:51:31,059
Okay, firstly, I don't wanna know what
you think forth base is, all right?
508
00:51:31,159 --> 00:51:33,474
But I'm going for
the music pages.
509
00:51:37,829 --> 00:51:40,143
Dude, fucking stop.
510
00:51:42,032 --> 00:51:43,637
Don't you give a shit about
anyone but yourself?
511
00:51:43,737 --> 00:51:46,730
No, I don't. Fuck them.
512
00:51:55,159 --> 00:51:58,369
Dude, I do care
about the Holden.
513
00:52:02,215 --> 00:52:04,385
Hey, Cocktopus! You win.
514
00:52:04,485 --> 00:52:07,358
I'll take you to do the thing
with the music, or whatever.
515
00:52:08,454 --> 00:52:10,367
Dude!
516
00:52:14,257 --> 00:52:16,606
Come on. Get in.
517
00:52:20,730 --> 00:52:22,583
Come on.
518
00:52:38,112 --> 00:52:41,250
Okay. So all the shit is
in my room, all right.
519
00:52:41,349 --> 00:52:43,885
But just watch out for my Aunt and
Uncle, because they hate you.
520
00:52:43,985 --> 00:52:47,521
And also... they
might be demons.
521
00:52:48,121 --> 00:52:50,335
- Right.
- Okay.
522
00:52:57,762 --> 00:52:59,164
Oh, shit.
523
00:52:59,264 --> 00:53:01,099
But they are into all
that God shit, right?
524
00:53:01,199 --> 00:53:03,266
They'll be sweet, they'll just
pray themselves to safety.
525
00:53:03,367 --> 00:53:05,268
No, no.
526
00:53:05,369 --> 00:53:08,271
No, they were at home
when we played the song.
527
00:53:08,371 --> 00:53:12,278
Look, they definitely
would've heard it, okay?
528
00:53:24,186 --> 00:53:27,217
Looks all clear.
I'll get the music.
529
00:53:30,590 --> 00:53:34,411
You've been a bad boy, Brodie.
530
00:53:35,110 --> 00:53:38,945
I can taste you from here.
531
00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:42,148
Zakk!
532
00:53:44,769 --> 00:53:46,510
Fuck!
533
00:54:05,284 --> 00:54:08,867
Shit. We need to arm up.
534
00:54:12,824 --> 00:54:16,432
- Does your uncle have a gun?
- I doubt it, man. Fuck!
535
00:54:16,532 --> 00:54:19,293
Fuck. Fuck, yes!
536
00:54:19,592 --> 00:54:22,869
I bet there are some crosses in here.
Or some bibles we could bash them with.
537
00:54:24,230 --> 00:54:26,065
What the hell?
538
00:54:26,166 --> 00:54:28,947
I think they're... they're
rosary beads? Yeah.
539
00:54:31,103 --> 00:54:34,117
What part of church do they
crank this bad boy, Brodie?
540
00:54:36,807 --> 00:54:39,242
- Hey, Brodie?
- What?
541
00:54:39,342 --> 00:54:41,389
Oh, fuck.
542
00:54:42,711 --> 00:54:44,827
Why would you do that?
543
00:55:27,253 --> 00:55:29,329
It's not working.
544
00:55:31,088 --> 00:55:32,856
These are a bit shit.
545
00:55:32,956 --> 00:55:34,902
- Hold them off.
- What?
546
00:55:58,460 --> 00:55:59,945
Yes.
547
00:56:03,346 --> 00:56:05,146
Brodie!
548
00:56:05,246 --> 00:56:06,893
No!
549
00:56:32,365 --> 00:56:34,981
No! No!
550
00:56:35,768 --> 00:56:38,070
No! No! No!
551
00:56:39,014 --> 00:56:40,585
No!
552
00:56:41,873 --> 00:56:45,387
I'm going to eat your soul.
553
00:57:03,891 --> 00:57:06,889
Fucking die!
554
00:57:17,099 --> 00:57:18,367
No!
555
00:57:18,467 --> 00:57:21,987
No! Stop! Please. No!
556
00:58:09,878 --> 00:58:11,626
No.
557
00:58:13,514 --> 00:58:15,063
No.
558
00:58:54,119 --> 00:58:57,188
What... the fuck?
559
00:59:09,132 --> 00:59:12,971
- Pretty sure he wasn't possessed.
- What? Oh, no. Of course he was.
560
00:59:13,070 --> 00:59:17,822
Because when he came in he
said something about Satan.
561
00:59:18,974 --> 00:59:21,190
You didn't hear him say that?
562
00:59:35,389 --> 00:59:37,202
Fuck!
563
00:59:39,623 --> 00:59:42,661
Hey, the pages are blowing
away. You have to help me...
564
00:59:42,760 --> 00:59:45,096
Oh, sick, man.
565
00:59:45,596 --> 00:59:48,876
- What? They were like that when I found them.
- Come on. We have to get the music.
566
00:59:48,931 --> 00:59:52,768
All right, look I'm going to help you do
this, but only because you suck at it.
567
00:59:52,867 --> 00:59:57,250
Also it's kind of fun stabbing shit. But
we need to get better weapons. Yeah?
568
01:00:08,579 --> 01:00:11,661
- Brutal.
- Brutal as fuck.
569
01:00:54,318 --> 01:00:57,027
You're pretty good at
whacking guys off, bro.
570
01:01:16,971 --> 01:01:19,059
Did you see that?
571
01:01:19,740 --> 01:01:23,277
- I'm gonna go check it out.
- Brodie, you've got the page, let's go.
572
01:01:23,677 --> 01:01:25,489
Brodie!
573
01:01:30,715 --> 01:01:32,563
Shit!
574
01:01:32,849 --> 01:01:34,385
Medina.
575
01:01:34,485 --> 01:01:36,242
Brodie.
576
01:01:37,652 --> 01:01:40,688
- Hey.
- Hey.
577
01:01:40,789 --> 01:01:43,822
We're just holed
up in... inside.
578
01:01:44,291 --> 01:01:45,559
We?
579
01:01:45,659 --> 01:01:48,704
When Medina was killing
those demons...
580
01:01:48,804 --> 01:01:50,597
I got a bit of a half-chub.
581
01:01:50,697 --> 01:01:53,099
Look, let's get back to
the matter at hand here.
582
01:01:53,199 --> 01:01:55,934
Seeing as how you're in an
underground dwarven citadel,
583
01:01:56,034 --> 01:01:58,815
it looks as if it has
nested hinges, which...
584
01:01:58,916 --> 01:02:00,672
Oh... Brodie!
585
01:02:00,972 --> 01:02:03,974
- Told you they'd be okay.
- No, you didn't.
586
01:02:04,074 --> 01:02:07,277
You said they were probably dead
already. You wanted dibs on his guitar.
587
01:02:07,951 --> 01:02:11,815
- I found these guys outside your house.
- You were looking for us?
588
01:02:11,914 --> 01:02:15,217
Of course. You got
our note, right?
589
01:02:15,318 --> 01:02:18,253
No. I didn't see any note.
590
01:02:41,273 --> 01:02:45,188
Who would have thought that Mr. Proctor's
rock collection would come in handy?
591
01:02:47,010 --> 01:02:49,913
- Oh, gosh. Your hand.
- Oh... it's okay.
592
01:02:50,112 --> 01:02:51,527
No.
593
01:02:57,251 --> 01:02:59,679
That's Zakk's jacket.
594
01:03:00,753 --> 01:03:03,135
When did you get that?
595
01:03:05,891 --> 01:03:07,661
He...
596
01:03:08,661 --> 01:03:10,994
He lent it to me.
597
01:03:11,664 --> 01:03:15,735
He stopped by the other
night to tell me that...
598
01:03:17,034 --> 01:03:18,836
you know.
599
01:03:19,137 --> 01:03:21,719
You weren't interested.
600
01:03:23,371 --> 01:03:25,074
What?
601
01:03:25,375 --> 01:03:29,311
The note that I gave Zakk to give to
you to meet me at the park at 9:00.
602
01:03:29,711 --> 01:03:32,893
No. I didn't get
that note either.
603
01:03:38,652 --> 01:03:40,500
So...
604
01:03:42,521 --> 01:03:45,086
did you guys hook up?
605
01:03:50,659 --> 01:03:53,661
- Motherfucker!
- Brodie, just leave it.
606
01:03:54,362 --> 01:03:56,744
Fuckin' wanker. You
knew I liked her.
607
01:03:56,844 --> 01:03:59,800
Calm the fuck down, all right?
608
01:03:59,900 --> 01:04:01,668
I'm not even into her;
I was just bored.
609
01:04:01,768 --> 01:04:04,038
Well. That's supposed to
make it fuckin' better?
610
01:04:04,137 --> 01:04:06,597
What happened to
Brotherhood of Steel?
611
01:04:06,697 --> 01:04:09,248
Everyone was fuckin' right about
you. You're a piece of shit.
612
01:04:09,347 --> 01:04:14,387
Fuck you! You let this happen by
being such an insecure pussy.
613
01:04:17,315 --> 01:04:21,498
Yeah, that's right walk away.
Grow some fucking balls, man.
614
01:04:26,289 --> 01:04:28,170
Motherfucker!
615
01:04:34,827 --> 01:04:36,996
You motherfucker. You
knew I liked her.
616
01:04:37,635 --> 01:04:40,161
Save it for the demons, you two.
617
01:04:40,833 --> 01:04:42,632
All right.
618
01:04:42,733 --> 01:04:44,614
All right.
619
01:04:53,875 --> 01:04:56,277
Fuck you!
620
01:04:56,577 --> 01:04:59,117
I never even liked you.
621
01:05:05,451 --> 01:05:09,547
Good luck fighting evil without
me. You're all gonna fuckin' die.
622
01:05:14,324 --> 01:05:16,757
Death to false metal!
623
01:05:20,463 --> 01:05:22,000
I expected this.
624
01:05:22,099 --> 01:05:25,369
He's Chaotic Neutral and
you're Lawful Good.
625
01:05:25,769 --> 01:05:29,152
Your alignments are just
totally mismatched.
626
01:05:40,215 --> 01:05:43,451
How are we gonna play it backwards? It
was hard enough playing it forwards.
627
01:05:43,550 --> 01:05:45,585
Will take a few goes.
628
01:05:45,686 --> 01:05:48,217
- Well, time isn't exactly on our side.
- And another problem.
629
01:05:48,317 --> 01:05:51,623
When we first played the song, everyone in
the neighborhood got possessed first, right?
630
01:05:51,722 --> 01:05:54,425
- So?
- Well, they were all within earshot.
631
01:05:54,525 --> 01:05:56,260
But our amps blew up.
632
01:05:56,360 --> 01:05:58,528
Right. Okay, so we need
some serious decibels.
633
01:05:58,628 --> 01:06:00,945
- Well, does the school have any?
- Are you kidding?
634
01:06:01,045 --> 01:06:05,501
Our whole music class had to share the
same recorder. I can still taste it.
635
01:06:05,601 --> 01:06:07,152
I know a place that has amps.
636
01:06:07,253 --> 01:06:10,505
Big ones. Not sure if they still
work, but it's our only chance.
637
01:06:10,605 --> 01:06:15,041
Out there? It's gonna be crazy. And
we don't have a car without Zakk.
638
01:06:15,141 --> 01:06:19,010
Zakk can eat my ass. We don't need
him. We can do it on our own.
639
01:06:19,110 --> 01:06:21,224
Fuck, yeah.
640
01:06:24,331 --> 01:06:26,181
Fuck, yeah.
641
01:06:26,282 --> 01:06:28,329
Let's tear shit up.
642
01:06:36,652 --> 01:06:38,460
Stay low.
643
01:06:42,360 --> 01:06:44,213
Come on.
644
01:06:50,333 --> 01:06:55,458
- Just chill, all right. We're not demons.
- Drop the weapons. Now.
645
01:06:58,407 --> 01:07:02,056
Damn! I can't tell if I have a
fear boner or a boner boner.
646
01:07:03,846 --> 01:07:06,547
- I didn't even say anything. Hit him.
- Just let us go, okay.
647
01:07:06,648 --> 01:07:10,117
You don't know what you're doing. The
town is overrun with fucking demons.
648
01:07:10,217 --> 01:07:13,121
We know exactly
what we are doing.
649
01:07:13,221 --> 01:07:15,523
Give me the Vogue-catty
queff-wrecks-demony.
650
01:07:15,623 --> 01:07:18,356
It's actually pronounced
Vocavitque Rex daemonia.
651
01:07:18,456 --> 01:07:20,860
That tongue wasn't
meant for Latin.
652
01:07:22,061 --> 01:07:25,164
- Come on.
- The Black Hymn, where is it?
653
01:07:25,264 --> 01:07:27,778
I don't know what you
talking about. No.
654
01:07:31,635 --> 01:07:32,693
Well?
655
01:07:32,793 --> 01:07:36,670
Don't tell this Manson family
cumbucket anything, Brodie.
656
01:07:36,771 --> 01:07:38,686
Okay, okay.
657
01:07:41,742 --> 01:07:43,085
It's here.
658
01:07:46,041 --> 01:07:47,293
No!
659
01:07:53,317 --> 01:07:57,018
Tie them up, take them in the bedroom.
They can be a live offering for Aeloth.
660
01:07:57,117 --> 01:07:59,923
No. No, please, let us go.
661
01:08:00,023 --> 01:08:03,592
You had your chance.
You awakened Aeloth,
662
01:08:03,693 --> 01:08:07,963
pleaded with him to take away your
weakness and vanquish your enemies.
663
01:08:08,063 --> 01:08:14,327
He would've given you power, fame,
fortune, and any woman you want.
664
01:08:15,268 --> 01:08:16,637
But you blew it.
665
01:08:16,737 --> 01:08:19,572
Is that true Brodie? You
did all of this for power?
666
01:08:20,172 --> 01:08:21,875
- I didn't want this.
- Get them out.
667
01:08:22,975 --> 01:08:24,489
Okay. Okay, okay.
668
01:08:35,353 --> 01:08:38,569
Do you think if we soil our
pants, they'll let us go?
669
01:08:39,489 --> 01:08:41,963
I guess we'll find out soon.
670
01:08:47,029 --> 01:08:49,898
In sanguine. Intra in sanguinem.
671
01:08:49,997 --> 01:08:54,268
De caelo laceri.
Lacerato horrorem.
672
01:08:54,368 --> 01:08:59,070
Proin cursus meum. Regnabunt
autem in sanguine...
673
01:08:59,604 --> 01:09:04,158
Hey, I never meant for this to happen,
okay? I just want to let you know that.
674
01:09:05,608 --> 01:09:07,922
I was desperate.
675
01:09:08,243 --> 01:09:11,725
I just... I felt so
fuckin' powerless.
676
01:09:17,484 --> 01:09:20,256
You are not powerless, Brodie.
677
01:09:21,020 --> 01:09:23,483
You can till stop this.
678
01:09:24,123 --> 01:09:25,650
I know you can.
679
01:09:27,859 --> 01:09:29,524
What was that, guys?
680
01:09:32,895 --> 01:09:34,229
Shit.
681
01:09:34,329 --> 01:09:36,011
There's something in there.
682
01:09:51,243 --> 01:09:56,761
Which one of you cunts wants
to be skull-fucked first?
683
01:10:03,752 --> 01:10:07,769
No, no. Not me. I need
my skull for exams.
684
01:10:09,625 --> 01:10:13,560
Sacrifice is a noble
act, you know.
685
01:10:14,128 --> 01:10:16,368
Fucking old bastard.
686
01:10:17,698 --> 01:10:19,180
Oh, my God.
687
01:10:35,578 --> 01:10:37,591
Did you miss me?
688
01:10:50,789 --> 01:10:52,947
I thought you were off to the
lookout to watch the town burn.
689
01:10:53,046 --> 01:10:55,395
Realized I couldn't leave
my mate in the shit.
690
01:10:55,494 --> 01:10:58,077
Not with all these
demons to mega-kill.
691
01:11:01,666 --> 01:11:03,956
Metalheads stick
together, right?
692
01:11:08,657 --> 01:11:11,509
Wait. You decided that
you wanted to help us,
693
01:11:11,609 --> 01:11:13,800
and then you went
and applied makeup?
694
01:11:14,208 --> 01:11:16,411
Well, how long did it take?
What ten, fifteen minutes?
695
01:11:16,511 --> 01:11:19,712
It's not makeup, it's fucking corpse
paint. For going into battle?
696
01:11:19,813 --> 01:11:24,029
Okay. Well, you look adorable.
It really brings out your eyes.
697
01:11:26,417 --> 01:11:28,587
- What's the plan?
- Okay. I get my guitar.
698
01:11:28,686 --> 01:11:32,088
- You guys get me to the amps. Cover me.
- But she ripped up the pages.
699
01:11:32,189 --> 01:11:35,225
Do you really think you
can play it from memory?
700
01:11:35,324 --> 01:11:37,538
I have to try.
701
01:11:39,193 --> 01:11:43,109
One more thing... can you
quickly pull me off?
702
01:11:48,707 --> 01:11:50,447
Right.
703
01:11:51,100 --> 01:11:55,917
De caelo laceri.
Lacerato horrorem.
704
01:12:02,708 --> 01:12:05,555
Metal up your ass, motherfucker!
705
01:12:37,969 --> 01:12:39,416
No!
706
01:12:45,774 --> 01:12:48,466
- Where's Dion?
- He was behind us. He must've got lost.
707
01:12:48,565 --> 01:12:50,305
There's only a few
fucking rooms.
708
01:12:51,212 --> 01:12:52,925
Dion!
709
01:13:21,103 --> 01:13:22,916
Fuck!
710
01:13:30,574 --> 01:13:31,890
Giles!
711
01:14:25,557 --> 01:14:28,060
- Hurry, Brodie.
- I'm trying.
712
01:14:28,460 --> 01:14:30,640
Kill them all!
713
01:15:16,537 --> 01:15:18,186
It's three a.m.
714
01:15:38,923 --> 01:15:42,940
Aeloth! Come into me!
715
01:15:44,729 --> 01:15:47,572
Fill me with your power!
716
01:16:22,662 --> 01:16:24,765
So much power!
717
01:16:24,864 --> 01:16:26,813
This is fucking brutal.
718
01:16:32,270 --> 01:16:33,784
What?
719
01:16:38,542 --> 01:16:40,408
Fuck.
720
01:16:41,009 --> 01:16:44,002
You know, I'm not even sure
I'm in the right tuning.
721
01:17:00,457 --> 01:17:03,927
So, dude, I'm thinking
about doing a 'Burzum'.
722
01:17:04,028 --> 01:17:07,211
Starting my own solo project.
723
01:17:13,501 --> 01:17:17,680
Medina! Run! Run!
724
01:17:20,038 --> 01:17:23,376
I mean, you and the rest of the
band are just dead weight.
725
01:17:23,676 --> 01:17:27,615
Dude, zip up your fly.
I can see your dong.
726
01:17:27,716 --> 01:17:29,326
What?
727
01:17:34,583 --> 01:17:37,319
You don't get it, do
you? You can't stop me.
728
01:17:37,418 --> 01:17:42,002
I'm gonna destroy this world
of shit, one maggot at a time.
729
01:17:47,259 --> 01:17:49,006
Medina!
730
01:18:01,404 --> 01:18:03,341
Look at it this way...
731
01:18:03,440 --> 01:18:06,409
you're about to lose five
kgs without a crash diet.
732
01:18:06,909 --> 01:18:08,456
Fuck it.
733
01:18:16,846 --> 01:18:19,645
No, no, no, no. That's
not gonna work.
734
01:18:20,318 --> 01:18:23,707
You have to play the black
hymn, fuckin' idiot.
735
01:19:03,287 --> 01:19:04,703
Zakk.
736
01:19:06,623 --> 01:19:08,560
Thanks, man.
737
01:19:08,659 --> 01:19:11,123
The metal brought me back.
738
01:19:17,666 --> 01:19:20,180
I'm trying to hold him off.
739
01:19:20,701 --> 01:19:24,127
- He's gonna destroy everything.
- Dude, fight it.
740
01:19:24,226 --> 01:19:28,086
You gotta be strong. I mean,
you're the strong one, remember?
741
01:19:29,739 --> 01:19:33,179
I can't. He's too powerful.
742
01:19:34,176 --> 01:19:36,225
Finish me.
743
01:19:36,324 --> 01:19:40,119
Quickly. Before Aeloth
takes over again.
744
01:19:41,713 --> 01:19:43,895
Man, I can't, I can't.
745
01:19:46,984 --> 01:19:50,233
You have to do it. There's no
other way. Send him back to hell.
746
01:19:53,887 --> 01:19:55,929
Do it!
747
01:20:31,555 --> 01:20:33,867
Brotherhood of steel, dude.
748
01:20:35,024 --> 01:20:37,311
Brotherhood of steel, forever.
749
01:21:06,018 --> 01:21:08,078
I don't know, I just...
750
01:21:09,021 --> 01:21:11,323
I can't stand mic cupping.
751
01:21:11,423 --> 01:21:16,234
- Cannibal Corpse do it.
- No. Barnes used to do it. Fisher...
752
01:21:16,828 --> 01:21:18,564
it's straight from the guts.
753
01:21:18,663 --> 01:21:22,332
Shit. Did I just get schooled?
754
01:21:22,432 --> 01:21:25,314
I'm a very fast learner.
755
01:21:26,266 --> 01:21:27,980
How's the tat?
756
01:21:28,836 --> 01:21:30,850
It's all healed up.
757
01:21:34,506 --> 01:21:36,534
I'll see you later.
758
01:22:03,231 --> 01:22:07,335
You really thought this was
over? Time to die, Brodie!
759
01:22:14,640 --> 01:22:17,157
- No, just kidding, dude.
- Zakk?
760
01:25:23,594 --> 01:25:26,597
So what's like... being dead?
761
01:25:26,698 --> 01:25:28,867
Hell is awesome!
762
01:25:28,966 --> 01:25:30,734
Like, met some music legends:
763
01:25:30,835 --> 01:25:33,237
Dio, Kurt Cobain, Dimebag,
764
01:25:33,337 --> 01:25:36,372
Jon Bonham, Paul McCartney.
765
01:25:36,637 --> 01:25:41,143
Yeah, the true, true Mayhem
reunited, too. So cold, dude.
766
01:25:41,443 --> 01:25:43,943
Fucking brutal as.
767
01:25:44,042 --> 01:25:45,313
Anyway, the band.
768
01:25:45,512 --> 01:25:47,715
You got to keep playing, dude.
769
01:25:48,382 --> 01:25:52,152
But everyone is dead. We can't
keep calling ourselves DEATHGASM.
770
01:25:52,252 --> 01:25:53,634
Doesn't feel right.
771
01:25:53,734 --> 01:25:58,123
All right then. Well, change it.
How about... Bandsaw Circumcision?
772
01:25:58,224 --> 01:26:01,659
- Intesticide?
- What about, like, Bestiality Bliss?
773
01:26:01,760 --> 01:26:04,128
Yeah, how about Birth
Canal Boat Riders?
774
01:26:04,229 --> 01:26:06,396
What about The God Buggerers?
775
01:26:06,497 --> 01:26:10,279
- How about David Bain's Scrotum.
- Anal Bulimia?
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