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You know that evil Heavy Metal
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that your parents hate
you listening to?
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You know those lyrics
about hell and doom,
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demons ripping you
new orifices to shit out of?
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But what if I told you
it's all reel?
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I know...
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I was there.
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But wait...
lets start at the beginning.
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It all started in Greypoint,
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the middle of ass-fuck nowhere.
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I had to shift here
after my mum
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went on a massive meth bender,
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and tried to suck off
a Santa Claus
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in a crowded mall.
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Mum got sent to a mental ward.
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And I got stuck with my Uncle.
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My Uncle Albert
was balls deep into Jesus.
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He thought Ricky Martin
was heavy.
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He heard me cranking some
Disemboweled Corpse,
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and he hasn't slept for days.
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I brought about
the end of the world.
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Biggest dick move ever.
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- Stop struggling.
- Ow.
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- It won't fit.
- Ow. Ow.
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- Get up there. Oh...
- This is Dion.
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And that is probably the least
embarrassing orifice
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that dice has been shoved into.
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Wait... Yes, it's in!
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And this is my dickhead cousin.
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He's hospitalized
more nerds than asthma.
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I saw Uncle Albert washing
your sheets this morning.
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You shit the bed or something?
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Fuckin' devil-worshiper.
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I can't wait until my dad
kicks you out on the streets
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and you've got to blow
truck drivers for food
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like your psycho mum.
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His Mum is a psycho.
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Ow.
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You all right, man?
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Here's your dice.
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It's actually die.
Dice is plural.
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Um, and it's a D10. But...
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Thanks.
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Jesus. Who's that?
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Oh, Medina Darcy.
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Number one cause
of awkward boners in Greypoint.
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Ah... no dude.
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What do you mean "no"?
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Chicks like that, they don't
go out with metalheads.
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They bang apes
like your cousin.
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Forget her man.
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At lunchtime,
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do you want to do something
completely badass?
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And that's...
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eight points
of non-lethal damage.
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Exceeds your HP;
Your cleric is unconscious.
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No fucking way.
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How is it still breathing?
I cast a fireball.
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You cast it at a Fire troll.
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It's immune to fire.
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This is bullshit.
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Well, that's Giles.
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For violating the
CPR training dummy.
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I'm the DM, Giles.
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What I say goes, okay?
I am the law.
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Ah, now this -
this is problem, Dion.
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This is why no woman
will - will talk to you.
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Hey, do you know what?
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A whole family of goblins
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has just amassed around
your dead boy.
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And one of them
is humping your foot.
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How do you like that?
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How how...
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Ah!
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Hey.
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Fuckin' nerds.
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Oh Jesus.
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It's piss.
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They - they sprayed us
with piss.
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Again!
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Oh, the Player's Guide
is totally ruined.
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My uncle keeps trying
to christen me in my sleep,
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and I'm drenched in my
cousin's bodily fluids.
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X minus one...
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X plus one...
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Good work, Brodie.
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Nice technique.
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Great shading on the
demon penises.
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Ah.
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Ha, is that me
having hot pokers
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stuffed up my rectum
by skeletons?
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Yes, sir.
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Mmm. Nice likeness.
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Very detailed.
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Two weeks detention.
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Silence!
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So, that's me. Brodie.
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Thus, X 6, X 5...
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Fuck my life.
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Fucking late again.
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Oh Christ, it's my
Satanist cousin, Brodie.
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Look at that ugly loner.
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I'm gonna make his life
hell on earth.
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Wow. That's really cool, David.
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Can you please
take me home now?
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I thought we'd take
a drive or something.
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But talking about bullying
isn't really a turn on.
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There was only one
cool thing about Greypoint...
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Alien Records.
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Byron sold the sickest vinyl,
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while his psychic girlfriend,
Abigail,
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told fortunes to
bored housewives.
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Welcome, to Alien records.
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How are things, kid?
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Things are shitty.
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Check it out.
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Oh, Haxan Sword? Epic.
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It's only one of
666 ever printed;
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Numbered in blood
by Rikki Daggers himself.
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Metal vinyl is over there
by that kid.
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Fuck, yes.
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Now that's a record, man.
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Yeah.
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I've actually been after
that one for a while.
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I'm Brodie by the way.
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After I met Zakk,
my life changed.
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My mother was gonna
call me Storm though.
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Rad.
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I know.
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He was a tornado of chaos,
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leaving, ah,
a trail of destruction
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and teen pregnancies
in his wake.
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Zakk got expelled after
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stabbing a kid
with a math compass
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because he stepped on his
King Diamond tape.
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Or was it a setsquare?
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He used to help his
Dad at the car workshop.
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But mainly he just stole
anything not bolted on
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and then unbolted the rest.
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Yeah. Fuck you too, Bono.
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Hey man...
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you want to do something crazy?
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It's not role-playing is it?
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What the fuck is role-playing?
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Zakk played bass
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so we started a band.
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Hey.
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This is, ah, Giles and Dion.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Right, first things first.
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What are we called?
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Um... Murder Boner?
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Toothed Vagina.
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Oh, Maggot Sperm.
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Cannibal Unicorn.
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How about like, thirteen S's.
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You know, like?
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Got it. Got it.
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DEATHGASM.
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All spelled in capitals.
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Lower case is for pussies.
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Cool. What about...
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I fuckin' said...
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DEATHGASM!
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Solo. Fuckin' shred it.
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Dude, I thought you said
you could play.
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Sorry.
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Ah... I can. I can.
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I'm just - I'm -
I'm just rusty.
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All right. From the top.
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What? Just mixing it up.
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Where are we going?
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It's a surprise.
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Dude, chill out. It's fine.
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All right. You stay here.
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You're lookout.
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What?
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Shit.
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Zakk?
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Zakk?
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Oh shit!
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Did you shit yourself?
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Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You're an accomplice, mate.
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Don't puss out on me now.
Come on.
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Check it out.
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Oh shit.
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Man, these guys were legends
back in the day.
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Check it out.
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Oh.
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Rikki Daggers.
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Didn't he used to kill
live rabbits on stage
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with a crowbar?
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No, man. It was a claw hammer.
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Wonder what happened to him?
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Spent all his money on coke,
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hookers and Satanist shit.
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Last I heard he was
hiding out in some small,
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crappy New Zealand town.
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No fuckin' way.
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Yes fuckin' way.
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No fuckin' way.
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Rikki Fuckin' Daggers, man.
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Shh. Hey, this way.
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Holy fuck. Look at those amps.
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No, they're old as hell;
Probably all busted.
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Is that...?
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It's him.
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Is he dead?
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I bags that record.
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Dude, that's low.
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I can go much lower.
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Shh.
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Come on.
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- Check it out.
- No fuckin' way.
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Motherfucker!
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- Whoa!
- Dude. Dude. Dude.
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- Dude...
- The record... drop it.
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Kick it to me.
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Right. What the fuck.
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- Chill.
- Are you two cunts...
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doing in my house?!
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Let's get out of here. Come on.
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Don't you fuckin' move.
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Aeon sent you, didn't he?
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When are you occultist cunts
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ever gonna fuckin learn?
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No, we're just - we're just
metalheads.
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We're fans.
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Well, how did you find me?
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Latest Death Scream, dude.
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You were outed.
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Oh fuck.
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Fuck!
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We're all gonna die.
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Shit. Someone is coming.
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Here. Take it.
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Take it!
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Hide it and guard it
with your life.
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Come on, let's bail.
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- Let's bail.
- Fuck.
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So you fuckers
finally found me.
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Where is it, Daggers?
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Who were you talking to?
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I heard voices.
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Why don't you go home
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and tell Aeon to fuck himself!
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It's a trap.
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Well go on then, do it,
you fuckin' pussy.
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Well, that was fucked up.
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Dude, what the hell?
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It's a fucking
Rick Astley record!
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Fuck.
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What the hell was that?
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Weird.
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It's music.
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Yeah, I think so.
It's pretty universal.
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It's really old.
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Holy fuck.
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Look at the title.
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What the fuck does it say?
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Don't know, I think it's Latin.
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What, like,
Dora the fuckin' Explorer?
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No. Like, like,
Romans and shit.
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Dude... We should learn this;
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Turn it into a DEATHGASM song!
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It'll be fuckin' brutal.
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You want a beer?
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Ah, yeah.
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Vadin.
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- I found Daggers.
- Straight to it?
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Not even a,
"How are things, Aeon?"
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00:18:42,304 --> 00:18:45,371
I've always liked
that about you.
273
00:18:45,373 --> 00:18:47,206
Aeon, the pages.
274
00:18:47,208 --> 00:18:49,608
The Black Hymn, Vadin.
275
00:18:49,610 --> 00:18:51,276
Pages are just paper.
276
00:18:51,278 --> 00:18:53,044
The Black Hymn
is absolute power.
277
00:18:53,046 --> 00:18:56,280
Please, give it the
reverence it deserves.
278
00:18:56,282 --> 00:18:59,249
Daggers didn't have it,
The Black Hymn.
279
00:18:59,251 --> 00:19:01,851
I think someone
got to it before us.
280
00:19:01,853 --> 00:19:03,953
Oh.
281
00:19:04,254 --> 00:19:06,388
That's a shame.
282
00:19:07,022 --> 00:19:09,023
There was a break in.
283
00:19:09,025 --> 00:19:11,792
The pages should be
in Greypoint somewhere.
284
00:19:11,794 --> 00:19:13,693
I just need more time.
285
00:19:19,198 --> 00:19:23,868
Winners don't make excuses
for their failures, Vadin.
286
00:19:23,870 --> 00:19:25,302
They learn from them.
287
00:19:25,304 --> 00:19:26,803
No. Please.
288
00:19:26,805 --> 00:19:28,671
Take his fucking head off.
289
00:19:28,673 --> 00:19:29,872
No!
290
00:19:32,308 --> 00:19:36,710
That's a custom made
Sartori rug, idiots.
291
00:19:36,712 --> 00:19:39,913
You put a tarp down first.
292
00:19:39,915 --> 00:19:41,914
Do it again.
293
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:44,883
Again!
294
00:19:44,885 --> 00:19:48,119
Do it again!
295
00:20:03,668 --> 00:20:05,669
That's good.
296
00:20:05,671 --> 00:20:08,037
Yeah, I think that worked.
297
00:20:11,742 --> 00:20:13,141
Get the car;
298
00:20:13,143 --> 00:20:15,209
We're heading into Greypoint.
299
00:20:25,720 --> 00:20:27,053
Zakk - Zakk, that's good.
300
00:20:27,055 --> 00:20:28,287
Um, Brodie,
301
00:20:28,289 --> 00:20:32,190
can - can you put your
foot up on that tree?
302
00:20:32,791 --> 00:20:35,392
Yeah. But - but higher?
303
00:20:35,394 --> 00:20:36,292
Higher.
304
00:20:36,294 --> 00:20:39,161
Our - our instruments
aren't even plugged in.
305
00:20:39,163 --> 00:20:40,929
Where the fuck is the sound
meant to be coming from?
306
00:20:40,931 --> 00:20:44,832
This is gonna be off the hook.
307
00:20:44,834 --> 00:20:45,866
Yeah, yeah. No, that's good.
308
00:20:45,868 --> 00:20:50,070
Um, let's - let's head
to the next location.
309
00:20:55,008 --> 00:20:58,310
Fuck you, Dion.
310
00:21:40,785 --> 00:21:42,485
Does anybody want
anything from the shop?
311
00:21:42,487 --> 00:21:43,986
Condoms, vaseline,
312
00:21:43,988 --> 00:21:45,988
jumper cables
and ammonium nitrate.
313
00:21:45,990 --> 00:21:49,291
I don't think they sell
that combination of things.
314
00:21:49,492 --> 00:21:50,992
See... Oh!
315
00:21:50,994 --> 00:21:52,226
Sorry.
316
00:21:52,228 --> 00:21:53,327
Sorry.
317
00:21:54,896 --> 00:21:57,363
There you go.
318
00:21:59,232 --> 00:22:02,333
Could I please have my tampon?
319
00:22:02,801 --> 00:22:03,834
Yeah sure.
320
00:22:03,836 --> 00:22:05,902
Thanks.
321
00:22:06,270 --> 00:22:07,503
You're Brodie, right?
322
00:22:07,505 --> 00:22:09,104
Yeah.
323
00:22:09,106 --> 00:22:11,773
I'm Medina, from maths class.
324
00:22:11,775 --> 00:22:15,076
Right, you're David's
girlfriend, right?
325
00:22:15,544 --> 00:22:17,912
You know what,
I was gonna get an ice cream.
326
00:22:17,914 --> 00:22:19,780
Did you want one?
327
00:22:19,782 --> 00:22:25,252
Ah, yeah. I was just
helping these guys, um...
328
00:22:26,254 --> 00:22:28,088
Ah, we're - we're
all done here,
329
00:22:28,090 --> 00:22:32,058
dude, ah, catch you later.
330
00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:33,259
Yeah, that'd be great.
331
00:22:33,261 --> 00:22:35,326
Cool.
332
00:22:37,896 --> 00:22:40,464
Sperminate her, dude!
333
00:23:00,151 --> 00:23:02,418
So, um, the other day,
in maths...
334
00:23:02,420 --> 00:23:06,255
ah, Mr. Capenhurst
is such a dick.
335
00:23:06,257 --> 00:23:08,423
- Yeah.
- Yep.
336
00:23:08,425 --> 00:23:09,891
I, um, I saved this.
337
00:23:09,893 --> 00:23:13,461
Well,
I rescued it from the bin.
338
00:23:13,595 --> 00:23:15,529
You're a really good drawer,
like, really talented.
339
00:23:15,531 --> 00:23:17,197
I wish I could draw like that.
340
00:23:17,199 --> 00:23:18,398
Okay.
341
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:21,334
Thank you. Thanks.
342
00:23:25,973 --> 00:23:28,039
I was thinking about
getting a tattoo
343
00:23:28,041 --> 00:23:29,840
it would drive my dad crazy.
344
00:23:31,877 --> 00:23:34,410
I should get you to design it.
345
00:23:36,112 --> 00:23:37,112
Maybe that's lame.
346
00:23:37,114 --> 00:23:40,315
I mean, of course
I would help you design it.
347
00:23:40,317 --> 00:23:42,617
Not "of course
I think it's lame".
348
00:23:44,354 --> 00:23:46,454
Okay.
349
00:23:47,155 --> 00:23:50,524
You know, I was thinking
about getting it just, um...
350
00:23:50,526 --> 00:23:52,893
just here.
351
00:23:52,895 --> 00:23:56,529
Yes... good spot for it.
352
00:23:56,531 --> 00:23:59,331
Or or maybe here,
on my upper thigh.
353
00:23:59,333 --> 00:24:01,399
Yeah, yeah. Yes, yeah.
354
00:24:01,401 --> 00:24:05,035
Either - I mean, again,
both great areas - places.
355
00:24:05,037 --> 00:24:08,004
And hard decision.
356
00:24:09,272 --> 00:24:11,473
So...
357
00:24:13,576 --> 00:24:15,043
So, you're in a band?
358
00:24:15,045 --> 00:24:17,111
Yeah, I, um, I play,
ah, the guitar.
359
00:24:17,113 --> 00:24:19,346
I mean, axe.
360
00:24:19,348 --> 00:24:22,949
Um, do you, do you like metal?
361
00:24:22,951 --> 00:24:27,519
Um, isn't it just a bunch
of guys screaming?
362
00:24:27,521 --> 00:24:29,354
No way.
363
00:24:29,356 --> 00:24:32,457
Well, apart from grindcore.
364
00:24:32,459 --> 00:24:36,060
And... death metal
is kind of like that.
365
00:24:36,062 --> 00:24:38,929
And deathcore, screamo,
pornogrind,
366
00:24:38,931 --> 00:24:40,597
black metal, mathcore,
thrash and mordorcore.
367
00:24:40,599 --> 00:24:42,398
- But apart from those.
- Mmm.
368
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:44,566
It's just not my thing.
369
00:24:44,568 --> 00:24:47,034
I don't really get it.
370
00:24:48,936 --> 00:24:51,137
It's like, when life sucks,
371
00:24:51,139 --> 00:24:54,039
and - and you feel alone
and empty.
372
00:24:54,041 --> 00:24:57,075
You stick on some metal
and life is better, because -
373
00:24:57,077 --> 00:25:00,111
because somebody else
knows the pain and -
374
00:25:00,113 --> 00:25:04,048
and the rage that you're
going through, you know?
375
00:25:12,122 --> 00:25:15,090
Um, I'll - I'll -
I'll lend you a CD.
376
00:25:15,224 --> 00:25:17,091
You should - you should
have a - have a listen.
377
00:25:17,093 --> 00:25:19,059
Ah...
378
00:25:20,594 --> 00:25:22,995
Oh.
379
00:25:29,133 --> 00:25:30,399
Ah, anal cunt.
380
00:25:30,401 --> 00:25:32,200
Ah, ah...
381
00:25:32,202 --> 00:25:33,134
This one.
382
00:25:44,545 --> 00:25:46,078
Awesome.
383
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:48,547
Ah, these are really,
really old.
384
00:25:48,549 --> 00:25:50,448
How are they not in a museum?
385
00:25:50,450 --> 00:25:53,417
Where did you say you
got these again, dude?
386
00:25:53,419 --> 00:25:56,186
- I, um...
- Found them...
387
00:25:56,188 --> 00:25:58,689
in a skip.
388
00:26:26,346 --> 00:26:28,246
I'm warning you, Brodie.
389
00:26:28,248 --> 00:26:30,714
Stop that devil music now.
390
00:27:39,646 --> 00:27:42,280
Shit, man.
391
00:27:52,689 --> 00:27:54,723
Laters, bud.
392
00:27:54,725 --> 00:27:56,825
Dude, you choked again.
393
00:27:56,827 --> 00:27:59,893
Sorry, I, ah,
started panicking.
394
00:28:00,561 --> 00:28:01,360
You ever had that feeling
395
00:28:01,362 --> 00:28:02,794
where you can't breathe?
396
00:28:02,796 --> 00:28:04,362
Like there's a crushing
weight on your chest,
397
00:28:04,364 --> 00:28:06,297
and the room gets really small
398
00:28:06,299 --> 00:28:08,899
and your heart starts
beating insanely fast?
399
00:28:08,901 --> 00:28:11,468
No, never had that.
400
00:28:11,470 --> 00:28:13,369
Oh, although this one time,
401
00:28:13,371 --> 00:28:14,603
this chick grabbed
my nuts too hard,
402
00:28:14,605 --> 00:28:17,238
and my splooge came out red.
403
00:28:19,674 --> 00:28:21,541
Brotherhood of Steel?
404
00:28:21,909 --> 00:28:23,843
Brotherhood of Steel.
405
00:28:23,845 --> 00:28:26,245
Laters.
406
00:29:19,595 --> 00:29:21,996
Whoa.
407
00:29:26,500 --> 00:29:28,968
The expression
408
00:29:31,505 --> 00:29:38,575
three A plus two B over two.
409
00:29:39,743 --> 00:29:45,280
When A equals three
410
00:29:45,282 --> 00:29:51,919
and B equals four.
411
00:29:54,856 --> 00:30:01,928
Anyway, three A
plus two B equals two.
412
00:30:04,665 --> 00:30:08,734
Then A equals three.
413
00:30:12,404 --> 00:30:16,507
B equals four.
414
00:30:20,545 --> 00:30:22,012
Hey, cuz.
415
00:30:22,014 --> 00:30:24,380
The fuck do you want?
416
00:30:26,950 --> 00:30:28,549
Fuck.
417
00:30:28,551 --> 00:30:29,883
Get him.
418
00:30:31,052 --> 00:30:33,552
What are you gonna do
about it, fudge packer?
419
00:30:33,554 --> 00:30:34,719
Tell my dad?
420
00:30:34,721 --> 00:30:35,886
He hates you too.
421
00:30:35,888 --> 00:30:36,920
Fuck.
422
00:30:36,922 --> 00:30:38,721
You go near my bitch again
423
00:30:38,723 --> 00:30:40,522
and I'll punch you in the
dick every morning.
424
00:30:40,524 --> 00:30:41,789
Fucktard.
425
00:30:41,791 --> 00:30:43,791
Rip Brodie's girlie
earring out.
426
00:30:43,793 --> 00:30:44,925
No.
427
00:30:44,927 --> 00:30:48,694
No! No, no, no...
428
00:30:58,470 --> 00:31:00,190
Come on. Lay into him.
429
00:31:15,417 --> 00:31:17,418
Are you stealing petrol?
430
00:31:17,420 --> 00:31:20,621
No. I'm stealing diesel.
431
00:31:21,055 --> 00:31:23,356
Well, don't you feel guilty?
432
00:31:25,058 --> 00:31:27,725
No. Hold that.
433
00:31:29,327 --> 00:31:31,695
You're Zakk right?
Brodie's friend?
434
00:31:31,697 --> 00:31:32,829
He - do you know where he is?
435
00:31:32,831 --> 00:31:35,431
He skipped class
this afternoon.
436
00:31:35,433 --> 00:31:37,800
Brodie?
437
00:31:37,802 --> 00:31:40,402
Oh yeah. He lost his dick in
a freak bandsaw accident.
438
00:31:40,404 --> 00:31:42,704
Tragic.
439
00:31:42,706 --> 00:31:43,938
Okay...
440
00:31:45,775 --> 00:31:49,042
Um... Well...
441
00:31:52,746 --> 00:31:54,613
Can you give him this?
442
00:31:54,814 --> 00:31:55,780
Oh.
443
00:31:56,815 --> 00:31:58,415
Don't read it.
444
00:32:54,434 --> 00:32:56,067
Zakk?
445
00:32:56,069 --> 00:32:58,669
Where's Brodie?
446
00:32:58,803 --> 00:33:01,437
He told me to
pass on a message.
447
00:33:02,539 --> 00:33:03,872
He's not interested.
448
00:33:03,874 --> 00:33:06,407
He's got other shit going on.
449
00:33:09,577 --> 00:33:11,978
Oh.
450
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:14,947
Well that's shit.
451
00:33:14,949 --> 00:33:16,648
Yeah...
452
00:33:16,650 --> 00:33:18,983
well, I thought I'd
come down and tell you.
453
00:33:18,985 --> 00:33:22,719
Save up waiting all night,
freezing your tits off, eh?
454
00:33:23,021 --> 00:33:27,923
Thank you for considering
the well-being of my tits.
455
00:33:27,925 --> 00:33:30,592
You're welcome.
456
00:33:31,193 --> 00:33:32,826
Here.
457
00:33:32,828 --> 00:33:35,694
You're freezing.
458
00:33:44,068 --> 00:33:45,568
Swig?
459
00:33:45,570 --> 00:33:48,103
Helps take the bullshit away.
460
00:33:51,173 --> 00:33:53,707
Fuck it.
461
00:33:55,910 --> 00:33:58,077
His mum is a psycho...
462
00:35:13,815 --> 00:35:15,849
Are you gonna tell us
who gave you the shiner?
463
00:35:15,851 --> 00:35:16,850
Won't matter soon.
464
00:35:16,852 --> 00:35:19,018
Let's just fuckin' do this.
465
00:35:19,020 --> 00:35:20,753
Dude, you know
I have your back.
466
00:35:20,755 --> 00:35:22,821
Tell me who they are,
I'll fuck them up.
467
00:35:22,823 --> 00:35:25,023
I'm fine.
468
00:35:25,025 --> 00:35:26,624
All right. Well, if they
give you anymore shit,
469
00:35:26,626 --> 00:35:28,058
I know a trick, all right?
470
00:35:28,060 --> 00:35:30,627
"Ooh gross,
your cock is hanging out."
471
00:35:30,629 --> 00:35:32,862
And then when they
look down... Boom!
472
00:35:32,864 --> 00:35:35,298
You punch them in the face.
473
00:35:36,033 --> 00:35:38,901
My dad taught me that.
474
00:35:39,302 --> 00:35:41,802
All right, ladies.
From the top.
475
00:37:28,137 --> 00:37:31,071
Goddamn,
I have the worst headache.
476
00:37:31,073 --> 00:37:32,505
Were we asleep?
477
00:37:36,210 --> 00:37:38,743
Amps are buggered.
478
00:37:40,212 --> 00:37:41,845
Guys...
479
00:37:41,847 --> 00:37:43,413
Guys, do I look different?
480
00:37:43,415 --> 00:37:47,016
More, like more powerful?
481
00:37:53,890 --> 00:37:55,289
You could be
weaker than before.
482
00:37:55,291 --> 00:37:56,823
Something fucked up happened.
483
00:37:56,825 --> 00:37:59,491
Man, my head is throbbing.
484
00:38:01,427 --> 00:38:03,261
Something went wrong.
485
00:38:03,263 --> 00:38:05,429
It didn't work.
486
00:38:06,264 --> 00:38:09,299
What are you
talking about, Dude?
487
00:38:12,469 --> 00:38:14,770
Wouldn't it be crazy if -
488
00:38:14,772 --> 00:38:18,039
if the music had something
to do with demons?
489
00:38:18,041 --> 00:38:20,007
Demons?
490
00:38:21,377 --> 00:38:22,809
Demons?
491
00:38:24,212 --> 00:38:26,946
Demons? What?
492
00:38:42,359 --> 00:38:44,526
Fuck!
493
00:38:44,528 --> 00:38:46,160
What do you want, asshole?
494
00:38:46,162 --> 00:38:48,362
Can you hear the trumpets,
Brodie?
495
00:38:48,364 --> 00:38:50,097
They're getting louder.
496
00:38:50,099 --> 00:38:52,432
The Blind One is coming.
497
00:38:52,434 --> 00:38:54,333
He's going to suck out
your intestines
498
00:38:54,335 --> 00:38:59,237
and use your ribs
as toothpicks.
499
00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:03,040
Um... okay.
500
00:39:07,578 --> 00:39:09,312
Did I mention
501
00:39:09,314 --> 00:39:12,248
he's going to roast your
nuts over an open fire?
502
00:39:12,250 --> 00:39:14,416
While they are still attached,
of course.
503
00:39:14,418 --> 00:39:16,418
Ah. No, Terry.
You didn't mention that.
504
00:39:16,420 --> 00:39:18,119
Well he is.
505
00:39:48,578 --> 00:39:52,313
Mr. Capenhurst, are you okay?
506
00:40:09,027 --> 00:40:10,627
Oh my God.
507
00:40:15,899 --> 00:40:18,166
Oh my God.
508
00:40:24,905 --> 00:40:26,906
There was just
blood everywhere,
509
00:40:26,908 --> 00:40:28,574
from every hole.
510
00:40:28,576 --> 00:40:30,075
It was crazy.
511
00:40:30,077 --> 00:40:31,409
Weird.
512
00:40:31,411 --> 00:40:33,210
Yeah, it was mental, man.
513
00:40:33,212 --> 00:40:37,880
Medina, too. Just -
just totally ignored me.
514
00:40:37,882 --> 00:40:40,048
Did she say why?
515
00:40:40,050 --> 00:40:41,916
No.
516
00:40:41,918 --> 00:40:43,183
Feels like everybody
in my neighborhood
517
00:40:43,185 --> 00:40:45,919
has gone insane.
518
00:40:45,921 --> 00:40:49,022
This town has always
been fuckin' crazy.
519
00:40:49,024 --> 00:40:51,591
Pouring fuckin' fluoride in
the water or something.
520
00:40:53,061 --> 00:40:55,027
What the fuck is that noise?
521
00:40:57,031 --> 00:40:58,330
Dad?
522
00:41:00,567 --> 00:41:03,033
For fuck's sake.
523
00:41:05,436 --> 00:41:07,103
Dad?
524
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:09,605
Dad?
525
00:41:12,376 --> 00:41:15,009
Dad, what the fuck
are you doing?
526
00:41:15,011 --> 00:41:16,343
Dad?
527
00:41:16,345 --> 00:41:18,211
What are you doing?
528
00:41:18,213 --> 00:41:20,246
What's wrong with him,
is he drunk?
529
00:41:20,248 --> 00:41:21,480
I don't think so.
530
00:41:21,482 --> 00:41:23,181
Dad, talk to me.
531
00:41:23,183 --> 00:41:25,283
Look, I want to take this
T-shirt off your face.
532
00:41:25,285 --> 00:41:26,584
Yeah?
533
00:41:26,586 --> 00:41:29,320
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah. It's okay.
534
00:41:30,088 --> 00:41:31,588
Fuck!
535
00:41:34,359 --> 00:41:36,492
What the fuck is he doing?
536
00:41:38,429 --> 00:41:39,461
- Holy fuck!
- Whoa!
537
00:41:39,463 --> 00:41:42,163
I can see you.
538
00:41:42,165 --> 00:41:43,197
Oh fuck!
539
00:42:26,269 --> 00:42:28,503
Brutal.
540
00:42:28,505 --> 00:42:31,072
Should we... check his pulse.
541
00:42:31,074 --> 00:42:34,108
He has a fucking
engine for a head.
542
00:42:34,110 --> 00:42:37,144
I don't think he's gonna be
walking this one off, man.
543
00:42:37,146 --> 00:42:39,246
Shit.
544
00:42:40,147 --> 00:42:44,116
Your Dad, I'm... Fuck.
I'm really sorry.
545
00:42:45,751 --> 00:42:48,185
Fuck!
546
00:42:55,592 --> 00:42:59,595
You know, it's weird but
547
00:42:59,597 --> 00:43:03,398
I think he would've
wanted to go out like this.
548
00:43:03,999 --> 00:43:06,133
His eyes ripped out,
face grinded off,
549
00:43:06,135 --> 00:43:08,768
and then head mounted
under a car engine?
550
00:43:08,770 --> 00:43:11,370
Totally.
551
00:43:13,172 --> 00:43:16,306
For whom the bell tolls,
old man.
552
00:43:17,341 --> 00:43:20,142
Oh fuck.
553
00:43:20,144 --> 00:43:22,144
Fuck!
554
00:43:22,146 --> 00:43:24,346
Dude, dude, I am so sorry.
555
00:43:24,348 --> 00:43:27,115
Fuck man. This is all my fault.
556
00:43:27,117 --> 00:43:30,017
Okay. Fuck.
I translated those pages,
557
00:43:30,019 --> 00:43:31,418
and - and - and
they were to do with -
558
00:43:31,420 --> 00:43:32,786
with summoning demons, okay?
559
00:43:32,788 --> 00:43:34,788
And now people
are turning crazy.
560
00:43:34,790 --> 00:43:37,157
Like, possessed crazy.
561
00:43:37,159 --> 00:43:38,558
You knew that was
some black magic shit
562
00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:40,159
and you didn't fuckin' tell me?
563
00:43:40,161 --> 00:43:41,393
I didn't want you
to think I was crazy.
564
00:43:41,395 --> 00:43:44,696
It's a bit fuckin' late now,
isn't it?
565
00:43:46,298 --> 00:43:48,732
This is fucking twisted, man.
566
00:43:48,734 --> 00:43:51,267
Fuckin' demons?
567
00:43:53,136 --> 00:43:54,669
Abigail. Fuckin' Abigail.
568
00:43:54,671 --> 00:43:56,437
You know, the - the chick from
the - from the record store,
569
00:43:56,439 --> 00:43:57,371
the psychic chick.
570
00:43:57,373 --> 00:43:58,705
She knows all about this stuff.
571
00:43:58,707 --> 00:44:01,040
We should go see her.
572
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:26,528
The lights are on.
They could still be here.
573
00:44:37,271 --> 00:44:38,471
Well, I'm out of ideas.
574
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:40,372
Jesus!
575
00:44:45,511 --> 00:44:47,645
These things suck.
576
00:44:49,714 --> 00:44:52,548
What are you... hey!
What are you doing?
577
00:44:53,583 --> 00:44:54,883
Who brings a dice purse
578
00:44:54,885 --> 00:44:57,852
to a demon apocalypse anyway?
579
00:45:08,262 --> 00:45:09,894
How do we stop these things?
580
00:45:09,896 --> 00:45:12,429
Shit.
581
00:45:18,435 --> 00:45:19,968
- Medina!
- What's up?
582
00:45:19,970 --> 00:45:22,437
- Sweet axe skills.
- Thanks.
583
00:45:22,439 --> 00:45:24,405
I wanted to come up with,
like, one-liner like,
584
00:45:24,407 --> 00:45:25,706
"you were axing for this,"
or something.
585
00:45:25,708 --> 00:45:26,707
That would be really cool,
right?
586
00:45:26,709 --> 00:45:28,275
That was pretty cool as is.
587
00:45:28,277 --> 00:45:30,977
I mean, the axe, and the...
588
00:45:31,445 --> 00:45:32,211
Yeah.
589
00:45:32,213 --> 00:45:34,346
Fuckin' awesome.
590
00:45:59,834 --> 00:46:01,668
Abigail, we need to get
you to a hospital, okay?
591
00:46:01,670 --> 00:46:04,370
It's too late.
592
00:46:04,704 --> 00:46:08,339
It has possessed their bodies.
593
00:46:09,407 --> 00:46:10,573
Whoa.
594
00:46:10,575 --> 00:46:12,441
Is that Satan?
595
00:46:12,443 --> 00:46:16,610
That is Aeloth
King of the demons.
596
00:46:16,612 --> 00:46:17,877
Aeloth?
597
00:46:17,879 --> 00:46:19,879
Sounds like a badass.
598
00:46:19,881 --> 00:46:21,747
These words
were in music pages.
599
00:46:21,749 --> 00:46:23,482
The Black Hymn.
600
00:46:23,484 --> 00:46:25,383
You have it.
601
00:46:25,385 --> 00:46:26,617
Have it?
602
00:46:26,619 --> 00:46:29,319
We fuckin' played it.
603
00:46:34,957 --> 00:46:40,294
Well, then you
have fucked us all.
604
00:46:45,900 --> 00:46:52,972
The possessed bodies,
they kill all in their path
605
00:46:53,606 --> 00:46:57,008
in preparation for
Aeloth's ascension
606
00:46:57,010 --> 00:46:59,410
on the next blood moon.
607
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:04,780
On the devil's hour.
608
00:47:04,782 --> 00:47:08,883
Oh shit,
the moon is red tonight.
609
00:47:08,885 --> 00:47:10,451
When is the Devil's hour?
610
00:47:10,453 --> 00:47:12,752
Three AM.
611
00:47:14,421 --> 00:47:15,921
Wait.
612
00:47:15,923 --> 00:47:19,057
Three AM Pacific
or Eastern time?
613
00:47:19,059 --> 00:47:22,627
Do demons recognize
daylight savings?
614
00:47:22,629 --> 00:47:25,963
When Aeloth returns
His soul will fuse
615
00:47:25,965 --> 00:47:28,966
with that of a darkest
human host.
616
00:47:28,968 --> 00:47:30,300
How can we stop him?
617
00:47:31,670 --> 00:47:33,503
Do you still have
the Black Hymn?
618
00:47:33,505 --> 00:47:34,570
Yeah, it's back at my Uncle's.
619
00:47:34,572 --> 00:47:35,671
Well, then we can...
620
00:47:37,508 --> 00:47:39,341
Oh shit!
621
00:47:51,954 --> 00:47:53,854
Ah!
622
00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:00,025
Have you guys
seen Brodie tonight?
623
00:48:00,027 --> 00:48:02,827
Everyone I've seen is either
dead or psycho-ed.
624
00:48:02,829 --> 00:48:03,594
No sign.
625
00:48:03,596 --> 00:48:05,963
My Dad said we should
head to the school.
626
00:48:05,965 --> 00:48:09,333
It's, um, Greypoint's
civil defense centre.
627
00:48:09,335 --> 00:48:10,834
He's a warden.
628
00:48:10,836 --> 00:48:14,970
I mean, was until he...
got possessed and...
629
00:48:14,972 --> 00:48:17,939
Dude, are you still
going on about that?
630
00:48:17,941 --> 00:48:20,474
It was hours ago,
get the fuck over it.
631
00:48:20,476 --> 00:48:21,508
Let's head to the school.
632
00:48:21,510 --> 00:48:22,775
We're not gonna
survive out here.
633
00:48:22,777 --> 00:48:24,710
Oh, wait a sec.
634
00:48:33,385 --> 00:48:35,419
Oh God.
635
00:48:35,421 --> 00:48:38,387
Let's hope the demons
can't read, eh?
636
00:48:40,890 --> 00:48:42,056
You ready?
637
00:48:43,759 --> 00:48:45,925
Let's go.
638
00:49:11,717 --> 00:49:15,719
We need you to destroy
the Vocavitque rex daemonia.
639
00:49:15,721 --> 00:49:17,053
Destroy it?
640
00:49:17,055 --> 00:49:18,854
We came to get it.
641
00:49:18,856 --> 00:49:21,122
Those who performed
the Black Hymn
642
00:49:21,124 --> 00:49:24,592
may try to reverse it
before Aeloth's ascension.
643
00:49:24,594 --> 00:49:25,926
Can't you destroy it?
644
00:49:25,928 --> 00:49:31,864
Only those who still have a
soul can touch the pages.
645
00:49:31,866 --> 00:49:34,666
I do not.
646
00:49:35,167 --> 00:49:37,835
I have one condition.
647
00:49:37,837 --> 00:49:40,003
I want to become
Aeloth's vessel.
648
00:49:40,005 --> 00:49:47,142
His soul will bind with a the
blackest human soul nearby.
649
00:49:47,144 --> 00:49:51,479
A soul that will not
resist his power.
650
00:49:53,981 --> 00:49:56,148
You! No! Please!
651
00:49:56,150 --> 00:49:57,182
No!
652
00:49:59,753 --> 00:50:03,421
Now who doesn't
have a gag reflex?
653
00:50:11,763 --> 00:50:15,565
I pledge allegiance
to Aeloth the Blind.
654
00:50:15,567 --> 00:50:18,167
Kill anyone
who gets in your way.
655
00:50:18,169 --> 00:50:20,669
You will be rewarded
with more power
656
00:50:20,671 --> 00:50:24,038
than you can imagine.
657
00:50:25,707 --> 00:50:28,875
Find Brodie. He is the key.
658
00:50:34,882 --> 00:50:38,216
Abigail was trying
to tell us something.
659
00:50:42,186 --> 00:50:44,620
Maybe...
660
00:50:46,490 --> 00:50:51,226
I'm gonna try and play
this song backwards,
661
00:50:51,228 --> 00:50:52,961
Rob Halford style, man.
662
00:50:52,963 --> 00:50:53,928
I mean, it makes sense, right?
663
00:50:53,930 --> 00:50:55,029
Reverse all this shit?
664
00:50:55,031 --> 00:50:56,530
Fuck that.
665
00:50:56,532 --> 00:50:58,198
This town is shit.
666
00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:00,567
We're going up to the lookout
rolling a three-skinner,
667
00:51:00,569 --> 00:51:06,005
and watching this town burn
to the fuckin' ground!
668
00:51:06,539 --> 00:51:08,540
Dude, what about Medina,
Giles and Dion?
669
00:51:08,542 --> 00:51:09,674
They could all still be alive.
670
00:51:09,676 --> 00:51:12,175
Those guys are dicks.
671
00:51:13,911 --> 00:51:16,579
Medina is never gonna
put out for you, man.
672
00:51:16,581 --> 00:51:19,114
You're never gonna get to
second base with that girl.
673
00:51:19,116 --> 00:51:21,216
What?
674
00:51:21,218 --> 00:51:23,151
You know, anal.
675
00:51:23,153 --> 00:51:26,888
What you think forth base is,
all right
676
00:51:26,890 --> 00:51:29,756
but I'm going for
the music pages.
677
00:51:33,559 --> 00:51:35,826
Dude, fucking stop.
678
00:51:37,762 --> 00:51:39,195
Don't you give a shit
about anyone but yourself?
679
00:51:39,197 --> 00:51:40,696
No, I don't.
680
00:51:40,698 --> 00:51:42,964
Fuck them.
681
00:51:50,940 --> 00:51:54,809
Dude,
I do care about the Holden.
682
00:51:58,046 --> 00:52:00,213
Hey, Cocktopus! You win.
683
00:52:00,215 --> 00:52:04,183
I'll take you to do the thing
with the music, or whatever.
684
00:52:04,185 --> 00:52:05,250
Dude!
685
00:52:09,988 --> 00:52:12,689
Come on. Get in.
686
00:52:16,660 --> 00:52:18,961
Come on.
687
00:52:33,943 --> 00:52:35,677
Okay,
688
00:52:35,679 --> 00:52:37,078
so all the shit
is in my room, all right.
689
00:52:37,080 --> 00:52:38,646
But just watch out for
my Aunt and Uncle,
690
00:52:38,648 --> 00:52:39,713
because they hate you.
691
00:52:39,715 --> 00:52:43,850
And also...
they might be demons.
692
00:52:43,852 --> 00:52:45,418
- Right.
- Okay?
693
00:52:53,392 --> 00:52:54,992
Oh shit.
694
00:52:54,994 --> 00:52:56,927
But they are into
all that God shit, right?
695
00:52:56,929 --> 00:52:59,095
They'll be sweet, they'll just
pray themselves to safety.
696
00:52:59,097 --> 00:53:01,097
No, no, um...
697
00:53:01,099 --> 00:53:04,100
No, they were at home
when we played the song.
698
00:53:04,102 --> 00:53:08,671
Look, they definitely
would've heard it, okay?
699
00:53:20,016 --> 00:53:22,751
Looks all clear.
I'll get the music.
700
00:53:26,321 --> 00:53:29,790
You've been a bad boy, Brodie.
701
00:53:29,792 --> 00:53:33,927
I can taste you from here.
702
00:53:36,131 --> 00:53:37,930
Zakk!
703
00:53:40,700 --> 00:53:42,900
Fuck!
704
00:54:01,115 --> 00:54:02,348
Shit.
705
00:54:02,350 --> 00:54:04,350
We need to arm up.
706
00:54:08,754 --> 00:54:10,988
- Does your uncle have a gun?
- I doubt it, man.
707
00:54:10,990 --> 00:54:12,122
Fuck!
708
00:54:12,289 --> 00:54:13,422
Fuck.
709
00:54:13,424 --> 00:54:15,056
Fuck yes!
710
00:54:15,323 --> 00:54:16,990
I bet there are some
crosses in here.
711
00:54:16,992 --> 00:54:19,392
Or some bibles we
could bash them with.
712
00:54:20,060 --> 00:54:21,894
What the hell?
713
00:54:21,896 --> 00:54:25,330
Ah, I think they're, um,
they're rosary beads? Yeah.
714
00:54:26,633 --> 00:54:29,100
What part of church do they
crank this bad boy, Brodie?
715
00:54:31,337 --> 00:54:32,736
Oh.
716
00:54:32,738 --> 00:54:34,418
- Hey, Brodie?
- What?
717
00:54:35,073 --> 00:54:36,472
Oh fuck.
718
00:54:38,442 --> 00:54:40,909
Why would you do that?
719
00:55:22,983 --> 00:55:24,049
It's not working.
720
00:55:26,819 --> 00:55:27,859
These are a bit shit.
721
00:55:28,686 --> 00:55:30,885
- Hold them off.
- What?
722
00:55:54,140 --> 00:55:55,205
Yes.
723
00:55:59,176 --> 00:56:00,975
Brodie!
724
00:56:00,977 --> 00:56:02,876
No!
725
00:56:28,096 --> 00:56:29,229
No!
726
00:56:29,231 --> 00:56:30,463
No!
727
00:56:31,498 --> 00:56:33,899
No! No! Ah. No!
728
00:56:33,901 --> 00:56:36,268
Ah! No!
729
00:56:37,603 --> 00:56:41,170
I'm going to eat your soul.
730
00:56:59,621 --> 00:57:03,322
Fucking die!
731
00:57:12,930 --> 00:57:14,096
No!
732
00:57:14,098 --> 00:57:17,498
No! Stop! Please. No!
733
00:58:05,509 --> 00:58:07,209
No.
734
00:58:09,245 --> 00:58:10,545
No.
735
00:58:49,950 --> 00:58:53,419
What... the fuck?
736
00:59:04,963 --> 00:59:06,964
Pretty sure he
wasn't possessed.
737
00:59:06,966 --> 00:59:08,699
What? Oh no. Of course he was.
738
00:59:08,701 --> 00:59:11,101
Because when he
came in he said,
739
00:59:11,103 --> 00:59:14,104
ah, something about Satan.
740
00:59:14,605 --> 00:59:17,373
You didn't hear him say that?
741
00:59:31,119 --> 00:59:33,285
Fuck!
742
00:59:35,354 --> 00:59:36,754
Hey, the pages
are blowing away.
743
00:59:36,756 --> 00:59:38,489
You have to help me...
744
00:59:38,491 --> 00:59:41,124
Oh sick, man.
745
00:59:41,126 --> 00:59:42,758
What? They were like
that when I found them.
746
00:59:42,760 --> 00:59:44,559
Come on.
We have to get the music.
747
00:59:44,561 --> 00:59:46,561
All right, look
I'm going to help you do this,
748
00:59:46,563 --> 00:59:48,596
but only because
you suck at it.
749
00:59:48,598 --> 00:59:50,030
Also it's kind of fun
stabbing shit.
750
00:59:50,032 --> 00:59:51,564
But we need to get
better weapons.
751
00:59:51,566 --> 00:59:53,432
Yeah?
752
01:00:04,309 --> 01:00:05,375
Brutal.
753
01:00:05,377 --> 01:00:07,643
Brutal as fuck.
754
01:00:50,148 --> 01:00:53,182
You're pretty good
at whacking guys off, bro.
755
01:01:12,801 --> 01:01:15,469
Did you see that?
756
01:01:15,471 --> 01:01:16,636
I'm gonna go check it out.
757
01:01:16,638 --> 01:01:19,505
Brodie, you've got
the page, let's go.
758
01:01:19,507 --> 01:01:20,572
Brodie!
759
01:01:26,545 --> 01:01:27,645
Shit!
760
01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:30,313
Medina.
761
01:01:30,315 --> 01:01:32,315
Brodie.
762
01:01:33,483 --> 01:01:34,816
Hey.
763
01:01:34,818 --> 01:01:36,517
Hey.
764
01:01:36,519 --> 01:01:39,720
We're just holed
up in - inside.
765
01:01:39,722 --> 01:01:41,488
We?
766
01:01:41,490 --> 01:01:44,524
When Medina was
killing those demons
767
01:01:44,526 --> 01:01:46,425
I got a bit of a half-chub.
768
01:01:46,427 --> 01:01:48,827
Look, let's get back
to the matter at hand here.
769
01:01:48,829 --> 01:01:51,563
Seeing as how you're in an
underground dwarven citadel,
770
01:01:51,565 --> 01:01:54,666
it looks as if it has
nested hinges, which are...
771
01:01:54,668 --> 01:01:56,701
Oh... Brodie!
772
01:01:56,703 --> 01:01:58,369
Told you they'd be okay.
773
01:01:58,371 --> 01:01:59,803
No you didn't.
774
01:01:59,805 --> 01:02:01,404
You said they were
probably dead already.
775
01:02:01,406 --> 01:02:02,805
You wanted dibs on his guitar.
776
01:02:02,807 --> 01:02:05,808
I found these guys
outside your house.
777
01:02:05,810 --> 01:02:07,643
You were looking for us?
778
01:02:07,645 --> 01:02:10,946
Of course.
Ah, you got our note, right.
779
01:02:10,948 --> 01:02:14,215
No. I didn't see any note.
780
01:02:15,717 --> 01:02:16,983
Oh.
781
01:02:37,003 --> 01:02:38,604
Who would have thought
that Mr. Proctor's
782
01:02:38,605 --> 01:02:40,565
rock collection would
come in handy?
783
01:02:42,740 --> 01:02:44,307
Oh gosh. Your hand.
784
01:02:44,309 --> 01:02:45,841
Oh, ah, it's okay.
785
01:02:45,843 --> 01:02:47,909
No.
786
01:02:52,981 --> 01:02:55,482
That's Zakk's jacket.
787
01:02:56,584 --> 01:02:58,918
When did you get that?
788
01:03:01,621 --> 01:03:04,389
He, um...
789
01:03:04,391 --> 01:03:07,392
He lent it to me.
790
01:03:07,394 --> 01:03:12,763
He stopped by the other night
to - to tell me that, um...
791
01:03:12,765 --> 01:03:14,865
you know, hmm.
792
01:03:14,867 --> 01:03:17,700
You weren't interested.
793
01:03:19,002 --> 01:03:21,003
What?
794
01:03:21,005 --> 01:03:22,671
The note that I gave
Zakk to give to you
795
01:03:22,673 --> 01:03:25,440
to meet me at the park at 9:00.
796
01:03:25,442 --> 01:03:30,578
No.
I didn't get that note either.
797
01:03:34,483 --> 01:03:36,582
So...
798
01:03:38,351 --> 01:03:40,985
did you guys hook up?
799
01:03:46,490 --> 01:03:47,423
Motherfucker!
800
01:03:47,425 --> 01:03:49,525
Brodie, just leave it.
801
01:03:49,792 --> 01:03:52,593
Fuckin' wanker.
You knew I liked her.
802
01:03:52,595 --> 01:03:55,629
Calm the fuck down, all right?
803
01:03:55,631 --> 01:03:57,497
I'm not even into her;
I was just bored.
804
01:03:57,499 --> 01:03:59,866
Oh well. That's supposed
to make it fuckin' better?
805
01:03:59,868 --> 01:04:01,868
What happened to
Brotherhood of Steel?
806
01:04:01,870 --> 01:04:04,337
Everyone was fuckin'
right about you.
807
01:04:04,339 --> 01:04:06,772
- You're a piece of shit.
- Fuck you!
808
01:04:06,774 --> 01:04:10,809
You let this happen by being
such an insecure pussy.
809
01:04:13,045 --> 01:04:15,046
Yeah, that's right walk away.
810
01:04:15,048 --> 01:04:17,481
Grow some fucking balls, man.
811
01:04:22,019 --> 01:04:23,352
Motherfucker!
812
01:04:30,558 --> 01:04:32,425
You motherfucker.
You knew I liked her.
813
01:04:32,427 --> 01:04:35,094
Save it for the demons you two.
814
01:04:36,564 --> 01:04:37,829
All right.
815
01:04:38,463 --> 01:04:40,497
All right.
816
01:04:49,705 --> 01:04:52,406
Fuck you!
817
01:04:52,408 --> 01:04:55,509
I never even liked you.
818
01:05:01,081 --> 01:05:02,481
Good luck
fighting evil without me.
819
01:05:02,483 --> 01:05:05,884
You're all gonna fuckin' die.
820
01:05:09,955 --> 01:05:12,790
Death to false metal!
821
01:05:16,094 --> 01:05:17,928
I expected this.
822
01:05:17,930 --> 01:05:21,398
He's Chaotic Neutral
and you're Lawful Good.
823
01:05:21,400 --> 01:05:25,134
Your alignments are
just totally mismatched.
824
01:05:35,845 --> 01:05:39,379
It was hard enough
playing it forwards.
825
01:05:39,381 --> 01:05:41,514
Will take a few goes.
826
01:05:41,516 --> 01:05:43,382
Well, time isn't
exactly on our side.
827
01:05:43,384 --> 01:05:45,016
When we first played the song,
828
01:05:45,018 --> 01:05:47,551
everyone in the neighborhood
got possessed first, right?
829
01:05:47,553 --> 01:05:50,153
Well, they were all
within earshot.
830
01:05:50,155 --> 01:05:51,988
But our amps blew up.
831
01:05:51,990 --> 01:05:54,457
Right. Okay, so we need
some serious decibels.
832
01:05:54,459 --> 01:05:55,791
Well, does the school have any?
833
01:05:55,793 --> 01:05:59,594
Our whole music class had
to share the same recorder.
834
01:05:59,596 --> 01:06:01,429
I can still taste it.
835
01:06:01,431 --> 01:06:02,897
I know a place that has amps.
836
01:06:02,899 --> 01:06:06,433
Not sure if they still work,
but it's our only chance.
837
01:06:06,435 --> 01:06:07,834
Out there?
838
01:06:07,836 --> 01:06:09,001
It's gonna be crazy.
839
01:06:09,003 --> 01:06:10,869
And we don't have
a car without Zakk.
840
01:06:10,871 --> 01:06:12,503
Zakk can eat my ass.
841
01:06:12,505 --> 01:06:14,738
We don't need him
we can do it on our own.
842
01:06:14,740 --> 01:06:17,006
Fuck yeah.
843
01:06:18,808 --> 01:06:21,910
Fuck yeah.
844
01:06:21,912 --> 01:06:24,012
Let's tear shit up.
845
01:06:31,519 --> 01:06:34,687
Shh. Stay low.
846
01:06:37,991 --> 01:06:40,492
Come on.
847
01:06:45,964 --> 01:06:48,031
Just chill, all right.
We're not demons.
848
01:06:48,033 --> 01:06:49,198
Drop the weapons.
849
01:06:49,200 --> 01:06:51,667
Now.
850
01:06:54,138 --> 01:06:57,839
I can't tell if I have a fear
boner or a boner... boner.
851
01:06:59,576 --> 01:07:01,042
I didn't even say anything.
Hit him.
852
01:07:01,044 --> 01:07:02,476
Listen, just let us go, okay.
853
01:07:02,478 --> 01:07:05,946
The town is overrun
with fucking demons.
854
01:07:05,948 --> 01:07:08,949
We know exactly
what we are doing.
855
01:07:08,951 --> 01:07:11,151
Give me the Vogue-catty
queff-wrecks-demony.
856
01:07:11,153 --> 01:07:14,154
Um, it's actually pronounced
Vocavitque rex daemonia.
857
01:07:14,156 --> 01:07:16,689
That tongue wasn't
meant for Latin.
858
01:07:16,691 --> 01:07:18,857
Oh. Come on.
859
01:07:18,859 --> 01:07:20,892
The Black Hymn, where is it?
860
01:07:20,894 --> 01:07:22,627
I don't know
what you talking about.
861
01:07:22,629 --> 01:07:24,761
- Ah, no.
- Ow.
862
01:07:27,465 --> 01:07:32,534
Don't tell this Manson family
cumbucket anything, Brodie.
863
01:07:32,536 --> 01:07:35,169
Okay, okay.
864
01:07:37,472 --> 01:07:39,005
It's here.
865
01:07:41,641 --> 01:07:43,675
No!
866
01:07:49,047 --> 01:07:50,981
Tie them up,
take them in the bedroom.
867
01:07:50,983 --> 01:07:52,916
They can be a live
offering for Aeloth.
868
01:07:52,918 --> 01:07:55,652
No. No, please, let us go.
869
01:07:55,654 --> 01:07:57,820
You had your chance.
870
01:07:57,822 --> 01:07:59,221
You awakened Aeloth,
871
01:07:59,223 --> 01:08:01,823
pleaded with him to take
away your weakness
872
01:08:01,825 --> 01:08:03,791
and vanquish your enemies.
873
01:08:03,793 --> 01:08:07,928
He would've given you
power, fame, fortune,
874
01:08:07,930 --> 01:08:10,897
and any woman you want.
875
01:08:10,899 --> 01:08:12,565
But you blew it.
876
01:08:12,567 --> 01:08:13,799
Is that true Brodie?
877
01:08:13,801 --> 01:08:15,801
You did all of this for power?
878
01:08:15,803 --> 01:08:18,003
- I didn't want this.
- Get them out.
879
01:08:18,005 --> 01:08:20,672
Whoa, whoa, okay. Okay, okay.
880
01:08:31,083 --> 01:08:34,051
Do you think if we soil
our pants, they'll let us go?
881
01:08:35,220 --> 01:08:38,054
I guess we'll find out soon.
882
01:08:42,659 --> 01:08:45,726
In sanguine.
Intra in sanguinem.
883
01:08:45,728 --> 01:08:49,896
De caelo laceri.
Lacerato horrorem.
884
01:08:49,898 --> 01:08:54,199
Proin cursus meum.
Regnabunt autem in sanguine.
885
01:08:54,201 --> 01:08:57,735
Hey, I never meant
for this to happen, okay?
886
01:08:57,737 --> 01:09:00,237
I just want to
let you know that.
887
01:09:01,138 --> 01:09:03,205
I was desperate.
888
01:09:03,973 --> 01:09:06,908
I just -
I felt so fuckin' powerless.
889
01:09:13,214 --> 01:09:16,849
You are not powerless, Brodie.
890
01:09:16,851 --> 01:09:19,952
You can till stop this.
891
01:09:19,954 --> 01:09:22,054
I know you can.
892
01:09:23,390 --> 01:09:25,256
What was that, guys?
893
01:09:28,725 --> 01:09:30,058
Shit.
894
01:09:30,060 --> 01:09:31,993
There's something in there.
895
01:09:46,974 --> 01:09:49,041
Which one of you cunts
896
01:09:49,043 --> 01:09:53,378
wants to be skull-fucked first?
897
01:09:54,213 --> 01:09:56,413
No.
898
01:09:58,683 --> 01:10:02,951
No, no. Not me.
I - I need my skull for exams.
899
01:10:05,155 --> 01:10:09,957
Sacrifice is a noble act,
you know.
900
01:10:09,959 --> 01:10:12,292
Fucking old bastard.
901
01:10:13,328 --> 01:10:15,294
Oh my God.
902
01:10:31,308 --> 01:10:32,474
Did you miss me?
903
01:10:46,720 --> 01:10:47,453
I thought you were
off to the lookout.
904
01:10:47,455 --> 01:10:51,223
Realized I couldn't
leave my mate in the shit.
905
01:10:51,225 --> 01:10:54,359
Not with all these
demons to mega-kill.
906
01:10:57,396 --> 01:11:00,297
Metalheads stick together,
right?
907
01:11:03,867 --> 01:11:05,267
Whoa, wait.
908
01:11:05,269 --> 01:11:07,235
You decided that you
wanted to help us,
909
01:11:07,237 --> 01:11:09,937
and then you went
and applied makeup?
910
01:11:09,939 --> 01:11:12,239
Well, how long did it take?
What ten... fifteen minutes?
911
01:11:12,241 --> 01:11:14,741
It's not makeup;
It's fucking corpse paint.
912
01:11:14,743 --> 01:11:15,441
For going into battle?
913
01:11:15,443 --> 01:11:20,412
Well, you look adorable.
It really brings out your eyes.
914
01:11:22,148 --> 01:11:23,281
What's the plan?
915
01:11:23,283 --> 01:11:24,415
Okay. I get my guitar.
916
01:11:24,417 --> 01:11:26,283
You guys get me to the amps.
Cover me.
917
01:11:26,285 --> 01:11:27,917
But she ripped up the pages.
918
01:11:27,919 --> 01:11:31,053
Do you really think you can
play it from memory?
919
01:11:31,055 --> 01:11:33,221
I have to try.
920
01:11:34,923 --> 01:11:36,423
One more thing...
921
01:11:36,425 --> 01:11:38,226
can you quickly pull me off?
922
01:11:42,928 --> 01:11:46,029
Oh right.
923
01:11:46,830 --> 01:11:51,399
De caelo laceri.
Lacerato horrorem.
924
01:11:58,439 --> 01:12:00,772
Metal up your ass,
motherfucker!
925
01:12:11,849 --> 01:12:13,983
Ah!
926
01:12:33,799 --> 01:12:34,519
No!
927
01:12:41,504 --> 01:12:43,337
Well, he was right behind us.
928
01:12:43,339 --> 01:12:46,940
There's only a few
fucking rooms.
929
01:12:46,942 --> 01:12:48,007
Dion!
930
01:13:16,633 --> 01:13:17,898
Fuck!
931
01:13:26,205 --> 01:13:28,172
Giles!
932
01:14:21,288 --> 01:14:22,153
Hurry, Brodie.
933
01:14:22,155 --> 01:14:24,188
Trying.
934
01:14:24,190 --> 01:14:26,423
Kill them all!
935
01:15:12,168 --> 01:15:14,569
It's three AM.
936
01:15:34,654 --> 01:15:38,723
Aeloth! Come in to me!
937
01:15:40,459 --> 01:15:43,526
Fill me with your power!
938
01:16:18,393 --> 01:16:20,493
So much power!
939
01:16:20,495 --> 01:16:23,195
This is fucking brutal.
940
01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:29,767
What?
941
01:16:34,172 --> 01:16:36,238
Oh fuck.
942
01:16:36,539 --> 01:16:39,774
You know, I'm not even sure
I'm in the right tuning.
943
01:16:56,188 --> 01:16:59,256
So, dude, I'm thinking
about doing a 'Burzum'
944
01:16:59,258 --> 01:17:03,493
and starting my own
solo project.
945
01:17:08,731 --> 01:17:10,498
Medina!
946
01:17:10,500 --> 01:17:13,400
Run! Run!
947
01:17:15,669 --> 01:17:17,803
I mean, you and
the rest of the band
948
01:17:17,805 --> 01:17:19,404
are just dead weight.
949
01:17:19,406 --> 01:17:23,374
Dude, zip up your fly.
I can see your dong.
950
01:17:23,376 --> 01:17:24,308
What?
951
01:17:30,214 --> 01:17:31,546
You don't get it, do you?
952
01:17:31,548 --> 01:17:33,147
You can't stop me.
953
01:17:33,149 --> 01:17:35,315
I'm gonna destroy
this world of shit,
954
01:17:35,317 --> 01:17:37,484
one maggot at a time.
955
01:17:42,889 --> 01:17:44,489
Medina!
956
01:17:57,235 --> 01:17:59,169
Look at it this way...
957
01:17:59,171 --> 01:18:02,638
you're about to lose five kgs.
without a crash diet.
958
01:18:02,640 --> 01:18:04,238
Fuck it.
959
01:18:12,577 --> 01:18:15,946
No, no, no, no.
That's not gonna work.
960
01:18:15,948 --> 01:18:20,350
You have to play the
black hymn, fuckin' idiot.
961
01:18:58,818 --> 01:19:00,885
Zakk.
962
01:19:02,254 --> 01:19:04,388
Thanks, man.
963
01:19:04,390 --> 01:19:06,923
The metal brought me back.
964
01:19:13,496 --> 01:19:15,663
I'm trying to hold him off.
965
01:19:16,431 --> 01:19:18,331
He's gonna destroy everything.
966
01:19:18,333 --> 01:19:19,865
Dude, fight it.
967
01:19:19,867 --> 01:19:23,868
I mean, you're the
strong one remember.
968
01:19:25,570 --> 01:19:29,372
I can't. He's too powerful.
969
01:19:29,806 --> 01:19:30,872
Finish me.
970
01:19:30,874 --> 01:19:35,242
Quickly. Before Aeloth
takes over again.
971
01:19:37,444 --> 01:19:38,977
Man, I can't, I can't.
972
01:19:42,714 --> 01:19:44,014
You have to do it.
There's no other way.
973
01:19:44,016 --> 01:19:45,915
Send him back to hell.
974
01:19:49,618 --> 01:19:51,818
Do it!
975
01:20:27,285 --> 01:20:29,986
Brotherhood of steel, dude.
976
01:20:30,654 --> 01:20:33,489
Brotherhood of steel, forever.
977
01:21:01,748 --> 01:21:04,750
I don't know, I just...
978
01:21:04,752 --> 01:21:06,952
I can't stand mic cupping.
979
01:21:06,954 --> 01:21:08,520
Cannibal Corpse do it.
980
01:21:08,522 --> 01:21:10,555
No. Barnes used to do it.
981
01:21:10,557 --> 01:21:12,557
Fisher...
982
01:21:12,559 --> 01:21:14,392
it's straight from the guts.
983
01:21:14,394 --> 01:21:18,061
Shit, did I just get schooled?
984
01:21:18,063 --> 01:21:20,996
I'm a very fast learner.
985
01:21:21,897 --> 01:21:22,963
How's the tat?
986
01:21:22,965 --> 01:21:24,564
Mmm.
987
01:21:24,566 --> 01:21:26,732
It's all healed up.
988
01:21:30,336 --> 01:21:32,737
I'll see you later.
989
01:21:58,962 --> 01:22:01,029
You really thought
this was over?
990
01:22:01,031 --> 01:22:02,964
Time to die, Brodie!
991
01:22:10,371 --> 01:22:11,804
No, just kidding, dude.
992
01:22:11,806 --> 01:22:13,739
Zakk?
993
01:25:19,224 --> 01:25:22,226
So what's like being dead?
994
01:25:22,228 --> 01:25:24,695
Hell is awesome!
995
01:25:24,697 --> 01:25:26,563
Like, met some music legends:
996
01:25:26,565 --> 01:25:27,931
Dio, Kurt Cobain,
997
01:25:27,933 --> 01:25:28,965
Dimebag,
998
01:25:28,967 --> 01:25:31,300
Jon Bonham, Paul McCartney.
999
01:25:31,302 --> 01:25:34,870
Yeah, the true, true
Mayhem reunited, too.
1000
01:25:34,872 --> 01:25:36,771
So cold, dude.
1001
01:25:36,773 --> 01:25:39,240
Fucking brutal as.
1002
01:25:39,242 --> 01:25:41,141
Anyway, the band.
1003
01:25:41,143 --> 01:25:43,243
You got to keep playing, dude.
1004
01:25:43,245 --> 01:25:45,311
Yeah, but everyone is dead.
1005
01:25:45,313 --> 01:25:47,880
We can't keep calling
ourselves DEATHGASM.
1006
01:25:47,882 --> 01:25:49,248
Doesn't feel right.
1007
01:25:49,250 --> 01:25:50,716
All right then.
Well, change it.
1008
01:25:50,718 --> 01:25:53,852
How about...
Bandsaw Circumcision?
1009
01:25:53,854 --> 01:25:54,986
Intesticide?
1010
01:25:54,988 --> 01:25:57,588
What about, like,
Bestiality Bliss?
1011
01:25:57,590 --> 01:25:59,957
Yeah, how about
Birth Canal Boat Riders?
1012
01:25:59,959 --> 01:26:02,125
What about The God Buggerers?
1013
01:26:02,127 --> 01:26:04,060
How about David Bain's Scrotum.
1014
01:26:04,062 --> 01:26:05,861
Anal Bulimia?
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