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This is
your guys' first kid?
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We just want
a kind human being.
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That's it, really.
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It can come in any form.
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I mean, we definitely
don't want a DJ.
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♪
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[gull calling]
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[waves crashing in distance]
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Is this the right place?
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♪
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Anybody home?
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[sighs deeply]
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[inhales]
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[exhales]
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[crinkling]
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[whistles, exhales]
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[crunching]
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Oh. Hello.
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Hello.
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Uh, I'm here to see Rick Rubin.
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To work on my album.
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I'm Benny Blanco's friend,
Lil Dicky.
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The rapper.
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I'm Orhan, the painter.
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Orhan the painter--
that's got a ring to it.
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That's better than my rap name.
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Are you an artist
or are you kind of
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just in the physical space?
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Yes.
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Multilayered white.
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That'd be a good album title
for me.
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When a new artist arrives,
we repaint.
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It is important
to create a pure environment,
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free of distraction,
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to allow the muse to speak.
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I hear that.
I need a muse, man.
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[brushing continues]
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♪
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Is that...
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Oh, wow.
Is that him out there?
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That's Rick.
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I'm gonna go talk to...
Rick, okay?
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Be right back.
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♪
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[gulls calling]
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[shutter clicks]
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♪
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[cracking]
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Hey, Rick.
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I'm sorry to disturb you.
I'm just a huge fan,
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and I'm so honored to be here.
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Thank you for having me.
Excited to work.
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I'm not Rick.
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I'm Biff Wiff.
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Oh.
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Biff Wiff?
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That's right.
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Did you just take my picture?
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Uh-huh.
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I wear a watch that tells me
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when somebody's taking
my photograph.
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[laughs]
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I'm just kidding you, man.
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-[laughing]
-Oh!
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Wow. That really took my heart
for a...
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So you're a musician, right?
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-Yeah! I'm a rapper.
-Yeah.
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Rapper? Really?
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-Yeah.
-Wow.
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You must be pretty good to be
out here working with Rick.
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-I... Yeah.
-Look,
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if you ever need an actor
for a music video or whatever,
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uh, Biff Wiff.
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Oh. You're an actor?
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Yeah. Look me up on IMDb.
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I'm a real guy.
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Lil Dicky.
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We've been expecting you.
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Welcome to Shangri-La.
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-Hi!
-Hi.
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Thanks, Biff.
Good to meet you, man.
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-You, too.
-Atoms.
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Adams, I'm Dave.
Nice to meet you.
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-No. Atoms.
-Atoms.
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-Mm-hmm.
-Oh.
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[gull calling]
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DAVE: And, you know, there'd be
a large group of us, and...
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the rabbi would say, "Tekiah!"
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And you'd hear...
[mimics shofar blowing]
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And he'd blow the ram's horn...
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I didn't mean
your religious background,
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just your general background.
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Why are you here?
What brought you here?
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Oh. Uh, well, I don't know
what Benny has told you guys,
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but I have been working
on my album for months
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-and months and months, and...
-Mm-hmm.
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I'm having a lot of difficulty
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-with any output
whatsoever, and... -Mm.
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You know, I'll be honest.
I'm, like, desperate.
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Like, I have no idea
how to solve this problem.
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-Mm-hmm.
-And, uh, I am at a true
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-personal and creative
low point. -Mm.
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Do you read?
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I do. I... Or I can.
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-I know how to.
-[laughing]
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That's a great answer.
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-Very good.
-Thank you. Uh...
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But, tell me, what-what
is Rick's process...
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So, Rick's process
is your process.
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And it's not the process that's
brought you to this place,
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but, really, it's the process
that you'll find together.
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You'll see. Rick has no real
skill beyond his intuition.
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[exhales] Well, I think that's
just you being a little humble.
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-The guy... is a fucking legend.
-Mm-hmm.
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"99 Problems."
All the Kanye stuff.
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-Mm-hmm.
-Chili Peppers. Beastie Boys.
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It's, like, unbelievable,
what he's done.
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Hey, is it true that Flea calls
himself Flea because of Rick?
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'Cause I love Flea.
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Rick has a way
of deconstructing the artist
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to the truest sense of his self,
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and it's my job
to get you ready for him.
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-Huh.
-So, tell me, Dave,
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where are we?
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I have a feeling
you don't mean literally.
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I do mean literally.
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Well, we are
on the leftmost part of America.
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I don't really have
the strongest inner compass,
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if I'm being honest with you.
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No, I mean where are we
in the creative process?
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Where are you?
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Oh, so you don't mean literally.
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That's a thing
that I keep seeing people do--
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they-they say "literally"
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and they actually mean
the exact opposite
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-of "literally."
-Okay, tell me what you want.
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Uh, so, I'm working
on my debut album,
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and it feels like I've been
doing that for my whole life,
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'cause it's, like, my debut.
And, uh, you know,
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I'm kind of, like,
a rare situation,
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where I occupy
this hyperspecific niche
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in the musical archival.
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So I kind of have to, like,
inject comedic elements into it.
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But I also feel like I'm as real
as it possibly can get.
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Um, but I am
a "dick and fart joke" man
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at the end of the day,
no doubt about it.
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My struggle is I kind of
always feel like I'm saying
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way too much yet nothing at all
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at the exact same time,
and, uh...
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I don't know, man.
I feel like there's, like,
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a deeper level of artistry
that I can tap into if I...
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You have a loathing
for where you come from
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but a fear
that it's all you have.
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Yeah.
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I'm gonna write that down
and tell Rick that.
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-That's a graceful underpinning.
-That's Rick's diagnosis.
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He knows a lot about you.
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YouTube?
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Dave?
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Yeah?
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-Wake up!
-Oh, my God!
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I'm awake, man.
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Well, I think
we've made great progress.
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I think tomorrow is the day.
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I'll let Rick know.
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Tomorrow? What do you mean?
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We're not...
doing anything more today?
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[fire crackling]
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[sighs]
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Hello.
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Je-sus!
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Rick would like you
to do an exercise
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in advance
of tomorrow's session.
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Please write down
all your greatest fears
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and bury the list somewhere
on the property.
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Greatest fears?
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Is this-is that serious?
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-Mm-hmm.
-And do what to the list?
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Just bury it anywhere?
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Anywhere.
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Well, how is this guy
gonna even know that I did it?
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He won't.
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Mm.
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That's rich.
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Hey. Before you go,
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wh-what's the Wi-Fi password
here?
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Um, "GoInward," all one word.
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Okay.
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It's not working.
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It's the full N-word?
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"Inward."
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I-N.
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-"Inward"!
-Yeah.
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'Cause I was gonna say,
that-that'd be so aggressive.
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-Thank you.
-Thank you.
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[line ringing]
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Hey, Chuck. How's it going?
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You make any smashes
with Mr. Rubin yet?
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I wish. I still haven't even
met this fucking guy.
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This is the weirdest place...
ever.
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[breaking up]:
Chuck, that man's a genius.
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...makes... higher existence...
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-What?
-...on the bottom of a pool with weight str...
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-...his body, written in Shar...
-Chuck, I can't... You have bad service.
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-Please go to a fixer f...
-...goat breast milk.
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[beeping]
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[sighs]
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Okay.
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Fears.
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My fears.
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What are my biggest fears?
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My parents dying.
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What else? What else? Oh.
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Accutane causing
permanent dry eyes.
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That would suck.
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Not being able to play Willy
Wonka in a major motion picture.
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No.
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Failure.
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[sighs]
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♪
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"Spiders"?
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-"Flea"?
-[rustling]
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♪
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Uh...
[grunts]
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I got to tell you, I woke up
totally ready to get to work
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and record music-- I'm in a
great space for that right now.
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-Mm-hmm.
-Uh, I'm down to, like, experiment vocally.
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-Mm.
-Uh, did-did my manager reach out about a humidifier?
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For my throat, because it can
get pretty scratchy.
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-Mm-hmm.
-If it's not... Oh, my God.
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Wow.
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Ah... how should I,
like, refer to him?
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-What's he like to go by?
-As Biff.
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-Biff Wiff.
-Oh.
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What is this, like, a trick
or something? I don't...
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I have just the thing
for your throat.
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I'm not a trick.
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I'm... Yeah.
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I'm sorry.
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Homemade Kambo.
By Lavar.
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Uh, what is this?
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What does that mean,
"homemade Kambo from Lavar"?
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What does that mean?
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-Who's Lavar?
-Just try it.
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-This is good for my throat?
-Mm-hmm.
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Okay.
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Oh, Lavar!
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-Mm-hmm.
-It actually feels kind of like, uh, queso from Qdoba.
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-Mm.
-You guys ever go to Qdoba?
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Does this have dairy in it,
though? Because if I have dairy,
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I do get bloated
and then I can't record at all.
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-So...
-Oh, well, you're not recording today.
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-So that's okay.
-What does that mean, I'm not recording today?
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That's the entire reason
I'm here.
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Of course I'm recording today.
You said today was the day.
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Today isthe day.
259
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This is a floatation tank.
260
00:12:31,011 --> 00:12:33,143
We'd like you
to disrobe and submerge,
261
00:12:33,187 --> 00:12:35,145
and this should get you
in the right headspace.
262
00:12:35,189 --> 00:12:37,365
-Okay, where is Rick Rubin?
-Mm-hmm.
263
00:12:37,408 --> 00:12:40,237
You know what I mean? Because
I feel like I came here to work
264
00:12:40,281 --> 00:12:42,892
with him and all of this feels
like a borderline waste of time,
265
00:12:42,936 --> 00:12:44,328
unless I'm making music, so...
266
00:12:44,372 --> 00:12:46,156
It would be a waste of time
if you were to record
267
00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:48,202
before you were fully ready.
268
00:12:48,245 --> 00:12:50,247
-A waste of Rick's time.
-DAVE: Okay,
269
00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:52,075
what is-what is this thing?
270
00:12:52,119 --> 00:12:53,947
What am I supposed
to do in this thing?
271
00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:55,949
Well, creativity
272
00:12:55,992 --> 00:12:58,081
is best when the sense of "self"
273
00:12:58,125 --> 00:12:59,822
falls away and reveals
274
00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:00,997
-what is deeper.
-[sighs]
275
00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:03,086
But some artists have an ego
276
00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:05,088
that is making so much noise.
277
00:13:05,132 --> 00:13:07,003
Demanding so much attention.
278
00:13:07,047 --> 00:13:08,309
I should tell you guys right now
279
00:13:08,352 --> 00:13:10,441
I am not at all into,
like, anything spiritual
280
00:13:10,485 --> 00:13:14,184
or, like, "of the spirit"
adjacent landscape.
281
00:13:14,228 --> 00:13:16,186
You might be barking up
the wrong tree with all this,
282
00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:17,666
you know,
mumbular, jumbular type of shit.
283
00:13:17,709 --> 00:13:20,190
-Okay, well, thank you
for letting me know. -Sure.
284
00:13:20,234 --> 00:13:22,105
But that is
what the tank is for.
285
00:13:22,149 --> 00:13:23,977
To destroy your ego.
286
00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:25,282
-Well, I just...
-Well,
287
00:13:25,326 --> 00:13:28,155
your first instinct
is to make jokes.
288
00:13:28,198 --> 00:13:30,113
In your life.
289
00:13:30,157 --> 00:13:33,073
In your work.
Everywhere you go, no?
290
00:13:33,116 --> 00:13:35,075
-Uh, yeah, okay...
-Rick thinks
291
00:13:35,118 --> 00:13:37,294
that you follow
this instinct blindly.
292
00:13:37,338 --> 00:13:39,949
-Blindly?
-What's past that--
293
00:13:39,993 --> 00:13:41,342
how can you know?
294
00:13:41,385 --> 00:13:44,824
You can't stand more than
ten seconds of silence.
295
00:13:54,398 --> 00:13:56,444
Oh, fuck it.
I was trying to fart.
296
00:13:56,487 --> 00:13:58,359
I know you think
that would've proven your point,
297
00:13:58,402 --> 00:14:00,317
but I'm certain it would've
proven mine... you both would've
298
00:14:00,361 --> 00:14:03,059
been on the ground, like, belly
laughing, smacking the floor.
299
00:14:03,103 --> 00:14:04,060
This is a crutch.
300
00:14:04,104 --> 00:14:05,061
This is pain.
301
00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:06,236
This is fear.
302
00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:08,238
This is your ego...
303
00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:10,153
trying to protect itself.
304
00:14:10,197 --> 00:14:12,112
-Huh.
-But great work...
305
00:14:12,155 --> 00:14:13,330
Thank you.
306
00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:16,943
...great work requires something
307
00:14:16,986 --> 00:14:18,161
-more vulnerable.
-Oh.
308
00:14:18,205 --> 00:14:19,946
Isn't that why you came?
309
00:14:25,995 --> 00:14:27,562
Rick thinks you're capable
310
00:14:27,605 --> 00:14:30,521
of being one of the greatest
disruptors of your generation.
311
00:14:30,565 --> 00:14:34,221
-Love that.
-But you need to quiet your ego
312
00:14:34,264 --> 00:14:36,919
for that artistry to emerge.
313
00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:38,268
Trust us.
314
00:14:38,312 --> 00:14:40,227
Kanye West was the same way.
315
00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:42,142
Kanye did this whole thing?
316
00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:44,100
-Mm-hmm.
-Fuck it.
317
00:14:44,144 --> 00:14:46,059
ADAMS:
Thank you, Biff.
318
00:14:46,102 --> 00:14:47,234
DAVE:
All right.
319
00:14:47,277 --> 00:14:49,279
-So just disrobe and...
-Mm-hmm.
320
00:14:49,323 --> 00:14:51,151
Can I piss in this thing?
321
00:14:51,194 --> 00:14:52,979
We'd rather you didn't.
322
00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:55,372
Oh...
323
00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:57,244
We'd like you to wear
these shorts, please.
324
00:14:57,287 --> 00:14:59,115
-What?
-Can you please wear these shorts?
325
00:14:59,159 --> 00:15:01,074
Oh, yeah, sorry about that.
326
00:15:01,117 --> 00:15:03,772
Very well.
327
00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:07,123
-Bonne chance.
-What?
328
00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:09,821
-Bonne chance.
-All right, man.
329
00:15:22,617 --> 00:15:24,880
♪ I am Kanye West♪
330
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,838
♪ I am
Kanye West♪
331
00:15:26,882 --> 00:15:28,231
I am Kanye Left.
332
00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:29,885
-Music. Music, music.
-I am soaked.
333
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,452
Left, right.
Is west always left?
334
00:15:31,495 --> 00:15:33,062
I wonder if they changed
the water since Kanye.
335
00:15:33,106 --> 00:15:34,890
-How, how, how, how?
-This is so boring.
336
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:37,414
Fuck this shit.
337
00:15:42,637 --> 00:15:44,639
♪
338
00:15:47,729 --> 00:15:49,557
Hello?
339
00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:05,442
♪
340
00:16:19,587 --> 00:16:22,329
What do you want?
341
00:16:51,532 --> 00:16:53,577
♪
342
00:17:21,692 --> 00:17:23,694
Here?
343
00:17:28,569 --> 00:17:30,788
Rick?
344
00:17:30,832 --> 00:17:34,357
Why?
345
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:38,535
-Can we just make music?
-[motor humming]
346
00:17:40,755 --> 00:17:42,800
[groans]
347
00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:45,412
Stop!
348
00:17:51,766 --> 00:17:53,594
No! No!
349
00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:55,683
[car thuds]
350
00:17:55,726 --> 00:17:58,555
[wheel squeaking]
351
00:18:05,997 --> 00:18:08,609
♪
352
00:18:09,871 --> 00:18:11,742
Dave!
353
00:18:14,658 --> 00:18:15,920
Dan?
354
00:18:15,964 --> 00:18:17,835
Dan, what are you...
355
00:18:17,879 --> 00:18:20,534
What are you doing here?
356
00:18:20,577 --> 00:18:21,970
Hey.
357
00:18:22,013 --> 00:18:23,972
I'm...
358
00:18:24,015 --> 00:18:26,714
I'm so sorry
359
00:18:26,757 --> 00:18:28,629
about everything.
360
00:18:28,672 --> 00:18:29,804
I tried.
361
00:18:29,847 --> 00:18:31,893
You tried what?
362
00:18:31,936 --> 00:18:33,503
I tried eating it.
363
00:18:33,547 --> 00:18:36,941
But thank God I had all those
ketchup packets, am I right?
364
00:18:36,985 --> 00:18:39,640
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
365
00:18:39,683 --> 00:18:41,816
Oh, my God!
366
00:18:41,859 --> 00:18:44,688
I pissed myself.
367
00:18:45,994 --> 00:18:48,039
You think that's funny, right?
368
00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:49,911
You don't seem good.
369
00:18:49,954 --> 00:18:51,130
Let me get you water.
Hold on, wait.
370
00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:53,697
DAN:
Yeah! You like that!
371
00:18:53,741 --> 00:18:55,743
[Dan cackling]
372
00:19:05,056 --> 00:19:07,537
[flies buzzing]
373
00:19:07,929 --> 00:19:09,626
Oh!
374
00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:12,934
[indistinct chatter]
375
00:19:12,977 --> 00:19:15,589
-What the...
-GATA: LD!
376
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,200
Down here. Come here, bro.
Hurry up.
377
00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:20,768
-Gata?
-Yeah, come on, LD.
378
00:19:20,811 --> 00:19:21,856
Come on, hurry up!
379
00:19:21,899 --> 00:19:23,074
Gata, what the fuck is this?
380
00:19:23,118 --> 00:19:24,815
Bro, you're already behind.
Come on, LD.
381
00:19:24,859 --> 00:19:26,948
Where... What-what...
382
00:19:26,991 --> 00:19:28,036
Bro, you know we got to cook.
383
00:19:28,079 --> 00:19:29,211
You got to cook this shit up.
384
00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:31,909
-What do you mean?
-Just sprinkle the sauce
385
00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:33,824
like I taught you.
386
00:19:33,868 --> 00:19:35,304
-Like this?
-Yeah.
387
00:19:35,348 --> 00:19:38,133
Isn't salt
a little expected, though?
388
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,135
-And kind of first thought?
-Of course, bro.
389
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,006
Everybody loves salt.
It's from the ocean.
390
00:19:42,050 --> 00:19:43,965
And everybody love the ocean.
391
00:19:44,008 --> 00:19:45,314
-That's true.
-Hey!
392
00:19:45,358 --> 00:19:47,011
What the fuck is going on
with the food here, man?
393
00:19:47,055 --> 00:19:48,230
I needed this shit,
like, yesterday.
394
00:19:48,274 --> 00:19:50,014
-Is it ready, Dave?
-I'm working on it!
395
00:19:50,058 --> 00:19:51,146
GATA:
He got it, man, come on, relax!
396
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,756
-He's taking care of it.
-I just...
397
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,889
-You're this close to getting
fired. This close. -What?
398
00:19:54,932 --> 00:19:56,107
I'm going as fast as...
399
00:19:56,151 --> 00:19:58,632
GATA: I thought
he worked for you, bro.
400
00:19:59,023 --> 00:20:00,764
There's nothing.
401
00:20:00,808 --> 00:20:01,896
ELZ:
Yo.
402
00:20:01,939 --> 00:20:03,854
You know what
you're cooking, right?
403
00:20:04,942 --> 00:20:06,335
No.
Will you help me?
404
00:20:06,379 --> 00:20:09,730
I'm clearly working
on my own shit.
405
00:20:09,773 --> 00:20:11,819
Cool, thanks.
406
00:20:11,862 --> 00:20:13,255
[cooks clamoring]
407
00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:15,388
[chanting]:
Cook! Cook! Cook! Cook! Cook!
408
00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:19,087
Cook! Cook! Cook! Cook! Cook!
Cook! Cook! Cook! Cook...
409
00:20:19,130 --> 00:20:21,220
There's nothing to cook!
There's nothing to cook!
410
00:20:21,263 --> 00:20:23,047
-[laughing]
-There's nothing to cook.
411
00:20:23,091 --> 00:20:25,093
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
412
00:20:25,136 --> 00:20:27,095
I don't know
what the fuck is happening.
413
00:20:27,138 --> 00:20:28,575
Fuck it.
Cook me.
414
00:20:28,618 --> 00:20:31,186
-What?
-Cook me, bro. You can put me in this oven
415
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,796
right here, bake me,
you know what I'm saying?
416
00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:34,407
A little Easy-Bake Oven gander.
You can throw me over here
417
00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:36,322
in the stir fry and chop me up,
Benihana-style--
418
00:20:36,365 --> 00:20:38,280
-what you want to do, bro?
-I'm not gonna cook you, Gata.
419
00:20:38,324 --> 00:20:40,064
-You're my fucking friend.
-Here, take this.
420
00:20:40,108 --> 00:20:42,719
Just take a slice of my arm.
421
00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:45,548
You don't have no other options,
man. You behind.
422
00:20:45,592 --> 00:20:48,377
-I'm not doing it, no.
No, I'm not doing it, no. -Come on, let's go!
423
00:20:48,421 --> 00:20:50,292
-You playin'. Just do it, bro!
What are you doing?! -I'm not doing it.
424
00:20:50,336 --> 00:20:52,163
-What's the problem with you?!
-All right.
425
00:20:52,207 --> 00:20:53,469
-Come on, you don't have
no other options! -Okay,
426
00:20:53,513 --> 00:20:56,864
-fine, man, fine! Fine!
-Do it! Cut my arm!
427
00:20:58,039 --> 00:20:59,736
I'm-a cut smooth as butter.
428
00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:00,868
Fine. All right.
429
00:21:00,911 --> 00:21:03,784
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
430
00:21:04,219 --> 00:21:07,091
-Aah! Aah!
-What the fuck, man?!
431
00:21:07,135 --> 00:21:09,006
You said it was just bu-butter!
432
00:21:09,050 --> 00:21:10,921
-Okay, should I stop?
-Keep going.
433
00:21:10,965 --> 00:21:12,096
All right!
[retches]
434
00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:13,794
-Does it hurt?
-Of course it hurts!
435
00:21:13,837 --> 00:21:16,927
-You're cutting
my fucking arm off! [groans] -Almost there.
436
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:22,106
Am I good?
437
00:21:22,150 --> 00:21:24,283
Am I good, though?
438
00:21:24,326 --> 00:21:27,024
-You're incredible.
-Oh!
439
00:21:27,068 --> 00:21:29,026
[sizzling]
440
00:21:29,070 --> 00:21:31,812
♪
441
00:21:31,855 --> 00:21:33,857
[Dave grunting, panting]
442
00:21:39,123 --> 00:21:41,865
All right...
443
00:21:41,909 --> 00:21:44,520
Hot plate coming in.
444
00:21:48,132 --> 00:21:50,004
MAN [laughing]:
Oh!
445
00:21:50,047 --> 00:21:52,093
Okay, this is so funny.
446
00:21:52,136 --> 00:21:54,182
Classic Lil Dicky.
447
00:21:54,225 --> 00:21:57,838
Mmm, this is like Kodak Black
448
00:21:57,881 --> 00:21:59,274
with a hint of...
449
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:01,929
-Young Dolph.
-ALL: Mmm.
450
00:22:01,972 --> 00:22:03,974
It's actually, uh...
451
00:22:04,018 --> 00:22:05,889
Gata.
452
00:22:05,933 --> 00:22:07,108
GATA:
Hey!
453
00:22:07,151 --> 00:22:09,676
Are y'all fucking
with me, though?
454
00:22:10,851 --> 00:22:11,982
Oh, my God.
455
00:22:12,026 --> 00:22:13,897
You're letting them eat Gata?
456
00:22:13,941 --> 00:22:15,203
Gata said to do that.
457
00:22:15,246 --> 00:22:16,857
And they were hungry.
I don't know.
458
00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:18,032
Stop filming, please.
459
00:22:18,075 --> 00:22:19,207
I'm doing it.
You're not stopping me.
460
00:22:19,250 --> 00:22:20,774
-No. Stop filming.
-WHITE GUYS: More!
461
00:22:20,817 --> 00:22:23,080
More!
462
00:22:23,124 --> 00:22:24,952
More! More!
463
00:22:24,995 --> 00:22:27,041
Shh! Shh!
464
00:22:27,084 --> 00:22:29,870
Shh, shh, shh.
465
00:22:33,874 --> 00:22:35,919
♪
466
00:22:42,839 --> 00:22:44,058
I...
467
00:22:44,101 --> 00:22:45,929
miss you.
468
00:22:47,148 --> 00:22:48,497
I know.
469
00:22:48,541 --> 00:22:52,588
-And I love you.
I love you so much. -Dave.
470
00:22:53,937 --> 00:22:55,417
I can't.
471
00:22:55,461 --> 00:22:58,289
I wish things could have been
different, but I know now
472
00:22:58,333 --> 00:23:01,249
that we're just
not right for each other.
473
00:23:01,292 --> 00:23:04,948
And it had to end sometime.
474
00:23:07,168 --> 00:23:09,126
No.
475
00:23:09,170 --> 00:23:11,868
It didn't.
476
00:23:22,226 --> 00:23:24,838
♪
477
00:23:31,932 --> 00:23:34,543
♪
478
00:23:58,828 --> 00:24:01,483
Excuse me?
479
00:24:02,789 --> 00:24:05,661
Excuse me?
480
00:24:07,010 --> 00:24:09,752
David Andrew Burd!
481
00:24:11,885 --> 00:24:14,540
I've been expecting you.
482
00:24:18,065 --> 00:24:20,546
Do you like it?
483
00:24:21,808 --> 00:24:23,984
Who...
What, the music?
484
00:24:24,027 --> 00:24:27,509
It's good, right?
485
00:24:30,033 --> 00:24:31,861
Who the fuck are you, man?
486
00:24:31,905 --> 00:24:33,210
I like it, too.
487
00:24:33,254 --> 00:24:35,996
I've prepared it for you.
You want to hear more?
488
00:24:36,039 --> 00:24:39,565
Yeah, okay.
489
00:24:40,304 --> 00:24:43,307
♪ I had a ménage,
I'd rather get a fiancée♪
490
00:24:43,351 --> 00:24:45,440
♪ My Mom up my ass
like a prostate♪
491
00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:47,442
♪ She thinking forward
like blockchain♪
492
00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:50,140
♪ But I'm sitting thinking
about the fourth grade♪
493
00:24:50,184 --> 00:24:51,664
♪ I was hitting
on the Macarena♪
494
00:24:51,707 --> 00:24:53,361
♪ Visualizing
all the packed arenas♪
495
00:24:53,404 --> 00:24:55,450
♪ I didn't have shit on my hands
except Cheetos♪
496
00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:58,322
♪ That was the top,
back when Dwayne was The Rock♪
497
00:24:58,366 --> 00:25:00,411
♪ Back when jerking off used
to be the motivation♪
498
00:25:00,455 --> 00:25:02,326
♪ I would come home racing,
trying to beat my Mama♪
499
00:25:02,370 --> 00:25:04,372
♪ To my crib, get naked
and I'll go♪
500
00:25:04,415 --> 00:25:06,374
♪ On Maxim.com for the
pictures, put the shower on♪
501
00:25:06,417 --> 00:25:08,289
♪ While I'm sticking the
printouts to the shower wall♪
502
00:25:08,332 --> 00:25:10,204
♪ Using steam,
then I put the showerhead up♪
503
00:25:10,247 --> 00:25:11,945
♪ On the massage setting♪
504
00:25:11,988 --> 00:25:12,946
♪ What the fuck was that?
505
00:25:12,989 --> 00:25:14,295
♪ How was I...♪
506
00:25:14,338 --> 00:25:16,776
And you know where it goes
from there, but...
507
00:25:16,819 --> 00:25:18,038
-do you like it?
-Uh...
508
00:25:18,081 --> 00:25:19,996
I am obsessed with it.
509
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:23,043
Can I have that?
Can you send me those files?
510
00:25:23,086 --> 00:25:25,045
There's no need.
I am you.
511
00:25:25,088 --> 00:25:26,307
By the way, I got
512
00:25:26,350 --> 00:25:29,049
the surgery that clogged
the second pee hole.
513
00:25:29,092 --> 00:25:31,138
You got to do it.
514
00:25:31,181 --> 00:25:34,010
Oh, this is a te...
You're my ego.
515
00:25:34,054 --> 00:25:37,579
And I'm supposed to kill you.
516
00:25:38,885 --> 00:25:40,103
And I don't know how to...
517
00:25:40,147 --> 00:25:42,062
-Do we choose weapons or...
-What'd you say?
518
00:25:42,105 --> 00:25:43,846
That you're gonna kill me?
519
00:25:43,890 --> 00:25:45,065
Oh...
520
00:25:45,108 --> 00:25:47,284
So, so... so come here.
521
00:25:47,328 --> 00:25:51,114
The way in which
I would beat you to a pulp--
522
00:25:51,158 --> 00:25:53,203
it would be spellbinding.
523
00:25:53,247 --> 00:25:55,466
But I'm not gonna do that today.
Why do you think that? Why do
524
00:25:55,510 --> 00:25:58,252
-you think you should kill me?
Where's that coming from? -Well, it's coming from
525
00:25:58,295 --> 00:26:00,036
everything that
I just fucking saw.
526
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:01,168
I don't know, man.
527
00:26:01,211 --> 00:26:02,473
I don't know
what's fucking going on.
528
00:26:02,517 --> 00:26:04,911
So I had these visions
and it seems as though
529
00:26:04,954 --> 00:26:07,043
they're portraying
a selfish man,
530
00:26:07,087 --> 00:26:09,306
and I need to be a better person
to have balance in life,
531
00:26:09,350 --> 00:26:13,963
and then once I do that, I will
be a more prosperous artist.
532
00:26:14,007 --> 00:26:16,226
[spits]
You're a fool.
533
00:26:16,270 --> 00:26:18,315
But I know that about you,
because we had to travel
534
00:26:18,359 --> 00:26:20,970
through your idiot mind
to even get to this level.
535
00:26:21,014 --> 00:26:22,885
You literally ate a Black man.
536
00:26:22,929 --> 00:26:24,104
You ate Gata.
537
00:26:24,147 --> 00:26:26,149
How overt can you get?
538
00:26:26,193 --> 00:26:28,238
Overt?
I don't-I don't even get it.
539
00:26:28,282 --> 00:26:30,197
-Ugh, I can't...
-Appropriation?
540
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:32,155
I really can't explain
everything to you.
541
00:26:32,199 --> 00:26:34,114
I can, but I don't want to.
542
00:26:34,157 --> 00:26:36,072
-But I could.
-I'm just, like,
543
00:26:36,116 --> 00:26:37,987
not well-equipped to understand
544
00:26:38,031 --> 00:26:40,294
this type of, uh, uh, shit.
You know?
545
00:26:40,337 --> 00:26:42,339
I didn't even understand
Men in Blackthe first time.
546
00:26:42,383 --> 00:26:44,341
I get it now, and it's
actually a very simple...
547
00:26:44,385 --> 00:26:46,779
Aren't you here
to make better music?
548
00:26:47,257 --> 00:26:49,172
I came to Rick Rubin's
to make better music,
549
00:26:49,216 --> 00:26:51,087
and now I-I...
What realm is thi...
550
00:26:51,131 --> 00:26:53,046
I mean, I don't know.
Are you Rick Rubin?
551
00:26:53,089 --> 00:26:54,874
[gasps]
552
00:26:54,917 --> 00:26:56,005
There he is!
553
00:26:56,049 --> 00:26:59,052
Come here,
my sweet little metaphor.
554
00:26:59,095 --> 00:27:01,837
What the fuck is that?
555
00:27:02,316 --> 00:27:04,361
That's Double A, the anteater.
556
00:27:04,405 --> 00:27:07,930
You wouldn't know it, but
the suck power on his snout--
557
00:27:07,974 --> 00:27:09,410
tremendo.
558
00:27:09,453 --> 00:27:12,848
Double A? But wouldn't it be
"AE" for anteater?
559
00:27:12,892 --> 00:27:14,023
That's a typo.
560
00:27:14,067 --> 00:27:16,765
Shut up!
561
00:27:16,809 --> 00:27:18,114
All right, sorry.
562
00:27:18,158 --> 00:27:20,203
Listen to me.
I'm here to help you.
563
00:27:20,247 --> 00:27:21,640
This could solve everything.
564
00:27:21,683 --> 00:27:24,207
Look at this-- look at
everything that I could be.
565
00:27:24,251 --> 00:27:26,209
Look, it's kind of hard to take
any of this seriously,
566
00:27:26,253 --> 00:27:29,082
to be honest with you.
Uh, your fucking outfit's
567
00:27:29,125 --> 00:27:30,649
insane, there's an anteater,
you're talking
568
00:27:30,692 --> 00:27:34,043
about suck power, it's like...
All this is very humorous.
569
00:27:34,087 --> 00:27:35,871
And I feel like, you know,
they were saying
570
00:27:35,915 --> 00:27:37,090
that that's a crutch.
571
00:27:37,133 --> 00:27:38,265
And that I rely
on my humor and...
572
00:27:38,308 --> 00:27:39,266
What do you mean,
humor as a crutch?
573
00:27:39,309 --> 00:27:40,571
What are you talking about?
574
00:27:40,615 --> 00:27:42,486
You're a humorous guy.
You like making jokes.
575
00:27:42,530 --> 00:27:44,271
What's wrong with that?
I've seen you be serious.
576
00:27:44,314 --> 00:27:46,360
I know you have
the capability of being serious.
577
00:27:46,403 --> 00:27:48,144
You made a song
about your ex-girlfriend,
578
00:27:48,188 --> 00:27:49,145
how much you love her.
579
00:27:49,189 --> 00:27:51,060
Wasn't that true, real, serious?
580
00:27:51,104 --> 00:27:52,192
You also made a song
about your dick sucking.
581
00:27:52,235 --> 00:27:54,890
Funny, but true, real serious.
582
00:27:54,934 --> 00:27:56,413
Don't change who you are.
583
00:27:56,457 --> 00:27:57,501
Who the fuck are these people
telling you to do that?
584
00:27:57,545 --> 00:27:59,895
Stop worrying
about being highbrow
585
00:27:59,939 --> 00:28:01,810
or lowbrow.
586
00:28:01,854 --> 00:28:03,856
Just be...
587
00:28:03,899 --> 00:28:06,641
no brow.
588
00:28:08,034 --> 00:28:10,036
Huh, okay.
589
00:28:10,079 --> 00:28:11,864
I hear that.
590
00:28:11,907 --> 00:28:13,213
But...
591
00:28:13,256 --> 00:28:15,128
Wait, so you're saying
592
00:28:15,171 --> 00:28:16,477
that your main message here
593
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:20,176
is more or less
for me to "be myself"?
594
00:28:20,220 --> 00:28:23,179
Because that is so basic,
595
00:28:23,223 --> 00:28:24,485
and going through
all that for that...
596
00:28:24,528 --> 00:28:26,443
-You're basic.
-But I guess me acknowledging
597
00:28:26,487 --> 00:28:29,272
that basicness
is-is far from basic.
598
00:28:29,316 --> 00:28:30,578
If I'm, like,
so aware of that basicity,
599
00:28:30,621 --> 00:28:32,449
and I guess that's what's
happening right now,
600
00:28:32,493 --> 00:28:34,582
even my innermost thing is,
like, uh, so...
601
00:28:34,625 --> 00:28:38,238
-maybe this is actually
incredibly poignant. Um... -I'm sorry, everybody.
602
00:28:38,281 --> 00:28:40,240
This guy's over here arguing
with himself, I know.
603
00:28:40,283 --> 00:28:42,198
-We should have better...
-And you know what? I should be a better person.
604
00:28:42,242 --> 00:28:43,722
I don't want to gloss over that.
605
00:28:43,765 --> 00:28:45,462
I saw all of those things
for a reason, and if my, like,
606
00:28:45,506 --> 00:28:47,856
innermost thoughts are telling
me that it doesn't matter...
607
00:28:47,900 --> 00:28:48,988
Oh, my God, yes.
608
00:28:49,031 --> 00:28:50,250
Be a better person, of course.
609
00:28:50,293 --> 00:28:51,991
You really need to come here
to realize that?
610
00:28:52,034 --> 00:28:53,253
Duh, be a good person.
611
00:28:53,296 --> 00:28:55,472
But... how on earth
612
00:28:55,516 --> 00:28:58,301
is that gonna help you
make better music?
613
00:28:58,345 --> 00:29:01,435
I don't... see the parallel.
614
00:29:01,478 --> 00:29:04,917
You want to know
what your real crutch is?
615
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:06,440
Overanalyzing.
616
00:29:06,483 --> 00:29:09,182
I'm looking at it right now--
you turn over
617
00:29:09,225 --> 00:29:12,098
stone after stone,
you got to get data,
618
00:29:12,141 --> 00:29:15,101
takes, variation--
it's just endless.
619
00:29:15,144 --> 00:29:17,059
You wonder why
you don't get anywhere.
620
00:29:17,103 --> 00:29:19,975
So... they tell you
621
00:29:20,019 --> 00:29:22,108
don't be funny?
622
00:29:22,151 --> 00:29:24,763
[grunting]
623
00:29:25,154 --> 00:29:28,679
♪
624
00:29:30,290 --> 00:29:32,553
♪ That's a joke,
that's a joke♪
625
00:29:32,596 --> 00:29:36,339
♪ Ha, ha, ha,
they getting roast♪
626
00:29:36,383 --> 00:29:40,169
♪ Ha, ha, ha, that's a joke,
that's a joke♪
627
00:29:40,213 --> 00:29:42,302
♪ Ha, ha, ha, what a joke♪
628
00:29:42,345 --> 00:29:45,392
♪ Ha, ha, ha,
oh, yeah, yeah, yeah...♪
629
00:29:45,435 --> 00:29:48,221
You know what I mean? Like,
that's a hook right there, boom.
630
00:29:48,264 --> 00:29:50,179
Stop overthinking it,
631
00:29:50,223 --> 00:29:53,095
and just...
632
00:29:53,139 --> 00:29:55,097
-harness.
-That...
633
00:29:55,141 --> 00:29:57,230
is truly the best thing
634
00:29:57,273 --> 00:29:59,319
that I could ev...
I need that.
635
00:29:59,362 --> 00:30:01,234
That's, like,
everything that I love.
636
00:30:01,277 --> 00:30:02,975
Please, can I have that?
637
00:30:03,018 --> 00:30:04,977
[exhales]
638
00:30:05,020 --> 00:30:07,022
[sniffles]
639
00:30:08,371 --> 00:30:10,852
You already have it.
640
00:30:11,897 --> 00:30:12,941
I am you.
641
00:30:12,985 --> 00:30:17,119
I've been down here
this whole time.
642
00:30:17,163 --> 00:30:19,078
Waiting.
643
00:30:19,121 --> 00:30:21,167
Oh.
644
00:30:21,210 --> 00:30:24,735
So I've been holding me down.
645
00:30:25,127 --> 00:30:26,955
Exactly.
646
00:30:26,999 --> 00:30:28,957
And you should be
647
00:30:29,001 --> 00:30:31,830
holding me down.
648
00:30:34,136 --> 00:30:36,660
Whoa, wow, what...
649
00:30:37,139 --> 00:30:38,358
I'm sorry.
650
00:30:38,401 --> 00:30:40,360
I thought there was something...
651
00:30:40,403 --> 00:30:43,319
And I get it.
But do you?
652
00:30:43,363 --> 00:30:46,975
Because if...
[retching]
653
00:30:47,019 --> 00:30:47,976
Hey, are you a...
654
00:30:48,020 --> 00:30:49,935
[retching]
655
00:30:53,416 --> 00:30:57,159
Double A! The plan! Now!
Do it, Double A!
656
00:30:57,203 --> 00:30:58,421
We'll switch!
657
00:30:58,465 --> 00:31:00,293
Double A...
[retching]
658
00:31:00,336 --> 00:31:02,121
Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck!
How long has he been in here?!
659
00:31:02,164 --> 00:31:03,774
I thought you were
getting him out.
660
00:31:03,818 --> 00:31:05,167
ADAMS:
His mouth is full of water, he swallowed his tongue,
661
00:31:05,211 --> 00:31:06,777
-fuck, fuck!
-BIFF: Oh, Jesus!
662
00:31:06,821 --> 00:31:08,344
-How long did you
have him in here?! -I thought you were
663
00:31:08,388 --> 00:31:09,650
-supposed to get him out!
-No, man! You were
664
00:31:09,693 --> 00:31:11,347
fucking supposed to be here!
See what I mean?!
665
00:31:11,391 --> 00:31:14,002
Rick's got me juggling
four guys!
666
00:31:14,046 --> 00:31:15,264
You're okay, you're okay, buddy.
667
00:31:15,308 --> 00:31:17,310
-You're okay.
-Am I in the tank?
668
00:31:17,353 --> 00:31:18,964
Yeah, yeah, uh-huh, you're, uh,
669
00:31:19,007 --> 00:31:20,748
-still in there, all right.
You are, yeah. -[Dave groans]
670
00:31:20,791 --> 00:31:22,881
-I had-I had...
There was an anteater! -Shh, shh.
671
00:31:22,924 --> 00:31:25,492
-You're okay.
-That's a joke, that's a joke, that's a joke, that's a joke.
672
00:31:25,535 --> 00:31:27,407
-Just relax...
-Okay, Biff is coming. -Oh, no, I have to record!
673
00:31:27,450 --> 00:31:29,061
-Wait, wait, wait..
-Wait, wait... -Ha, ha, ha!
674
00:31:29,104 --> 00:31:31,193
-No, I have it,
I have to record! -He's like a greased pig!
675
00:31:31,237 --> 00:31:33,065
Ha! Ha, ha, ha, that's a joke.
676
00:31:33,108 --> 00:31:34,196
That's a joke!
677
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:35,502
[panting]
678
00:31:35,545 --> 00:31:37,373
That's a joke, that's a joke,
that's a joke.
679
00:31:37,417 --> 00:31:39,288
That's a joke, that's a joke.
680
00:31:39,332 --> 00:31:41,203
Ha, ha.
681
00:31:41,247 --> 00:31:43,162
[panting]
682
00:31:43,205 --> 00:31:44,424
Hey, hey.
Record, right now, please.
683
00:31:44,467 --> 00:31:47,122
-Go, any beat, go.
-[hip-hop beat playing]
684
00:31:47,166 --> 00:31:48,732
♪ Hey, hey, hey♪
685
00:31:48,776 --> 00:31:51,561
♪ That's a joke, uh,
that's a joke, hey♪
686
00:31:51,605 --> 00:31:54,651
♪ Ha, ha, ha,
they getting roast, hey♪
687
00:31:54,695 --> 00:31:56,740
♪ Hey, these motherfuckers,
they done lost me♪
688
00:31:56,784 --> 00:31:58,786
♪ Everything I'm doing lofty,
I'm kind of wearing on 'em♪
689
00:31:58,829 --> 00:32:01,528
♪ Like a softy I got it ground
up like coffee I had...♪
690
00:32:01,571 --> 00:32:03,791
♪ '06 'round about,
wildin' out, back in '06♪
691
00:32:03,834 --> 00:32:05,836
♪ I was talking about graduating
now I'm all winding down♪
692
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:07,926
♪ Time has changed, got
a little grayness in my hair♪
693
00:32:07,969 --> 00:32:10,537
♪ I don't care, I got to face it
I ain't never knowing how♪
694
00:32:10,580 --> 00:32:12,582
♪ The money payment working,
there's a person couple♪
695
00:32:12,626 --> 00:32:14,454
♪ Probably I don't even bother
picking up for my father♪
696
00:32:14,497 --> 00:32:16,369
♪ He was so responsible
and so logical♪
697
00:32:16,412 --> 00:32:18,588
♪ What am I even doing?
Why am I rapping like this?♪
698
00:32:18,632 --> 00:32:20,503
♪ I'm such a loser, I hate when
rappers try to rap fast♪
699
00:32:20,547 --> 00:32:22,505
♪ Make the kids dance,
women lick my anus♪
700
00:32:22,549 --> 00:32:24,855
♪ Think pieces on me,
New York Times, I made it♪
701
00:32:24,899 --> 00:32:27,902
♪ I'm fucking like a fable
doggy-style watching cable♪
702
00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:31,514
♪ Then we eat a couple bagels
with the lox, word to Jada♪
703
00:32:31,558 --> 00:32:33,429
♪ Gata told me I'm the best♪
704
00:32:33,473 --> 00:32:34,604
-♪ And guess what♪
-♪ What?♪
705
00:32:34,648 --> 00:32:37,346
♪ I'm the it guy for America♪
706
00:32:37,390 --> 00:32:38,826
♪ Don't mind me I'm over here♪
707
00:32:38,869 --> 00:32:40,784
♪ Just redefining
that alpha male♪
708
00:32:40,828 --> 00:32:44,223
♪ Don't mind me I'm over here
just getting all the ops♪
709
00:32:44,266 --> 00:32:45,876
♪ All the ops♪
710
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:48,749
♪ How they rappin',
I've been working on my craft♪
711
00:32:48,792 --> 00:32:50,664
♪ Making it happen,
work, work♪
712
00:32:50,707 --> 00:32:52,753
♪ We should make
a bracket don't forget♪
713
00:32:52,796 --> 00:32:56,670
♪ That I'm the cut medium but
I'm better than the rappers?♪
714
00:33:03,633 --> 00:33:06,506
Making an album
has been, like, psychological chaos.
715
00:33:06,549 --> 00:33:07,681
[HIP-HOP INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING]
716
00:33:07,724 --> 00:33:08,943
It's got to be so smart...
717
00:33:09,596 --> 00:33:10,640
[BEATBOXING]
718
00:33:10,684 --> 00:33:11,990
...so poignant...
719
00:33:12,033 --> 00:33:13,426
[BOTH LAUGHING][WHOOPING]
720
00:33:15,602 --> 00:33:16,646
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
721
00:33:16,690 --> 00:33:17,734
[MAN WHOOPING]
722
00:33:17,778 --> 00:33:18,822
...reinventive.
723
00:33:18,866 --> 00:33:19,867
[ALL CHEERING]
724
00:33:21,869 --> 00:33:23,088
I'm gonna be okay, right?
725
00:33:24,437 --> 00:33:25,568
Yeah.Yes.
726
00:33:25,612 --> 00:33:26,874
He'll be fine.Oh, yeah.
727
00:33:26,917 --> 00:33:28,006
♪ Hi, I'm Dave
728
00:33:28,049 --> 00:33:29,094
[SCREAMING]
729
00:33:29,137 --> 00:33:30,399
♪ Hi, I'm Dave
730
00:33:30,443 --> 00:33:31,618
♪ Hi, I'm Dave
731
00:33:33,663 --> 00:33:34,490
[MUSIC PLAYING]
732
00:33:34,534 --> 00:33:36,275
[EERIE SOUNDS]
733
00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:38,538
[SNAKE HISSING]
734
00:33:38,581 --> 00:33:40,061
[MUSIC PLAYING]
735
00:33:41,149 --> 00:33:42,542
[FAINT EERIE WHISPERS]
736
00:33:43,934 --> 00:33:44,979
[MUSIC PLAYING]
737
00:33:45,029 --> 00:33:49,579
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