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(knife slashes)
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♪ All the crazy shit
I did tonight... ♪
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ZINN:
Welcome to the Bro House,
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a nonstop party
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where the only rule is bro rule.
And who are we?
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♪ That would be the best
therapy for me... ♪
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(whoops)
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(all whooping, cheering)
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Chug, chug, chug!
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♪ Hey, hey ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
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(whoops)
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♪ ♪
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That's what we say around here.
That's how we roll.
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We're not gonna do all the
crazy shit that everyone else
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is doing.
We're gonna go crazier.
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We're gonna be better.
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What's up, everybody?
It's your boy Zinn.
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Uh, I'm 26.
I am bad news, they say.
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(chuckles)
(siren wailing)
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We are here in the Bro House.
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What is the Bro House,
you may be asking?
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Well, it's just me
and my three best homeys
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living in this dopeass place
doing crazy shit together.
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Whatever feels good, you know?
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Welcome to the Bro House!
(cheering, shouting)
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No limits, no boundaries.
That's just the way we roll
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around here.
I mean, the crazier the better.
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AUTOMATED VOICE:
The Ice Bucket Challenge.
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(scream repeating)
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(James laughing)
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Fuck you, little bitch!
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Why we gonna do
what everyone else is doing?
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(whoops)
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♪ On my, on my 'cence, yeah. ♪
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♪ Girl, it's obvious,
elephant in the room ♪
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♪ And we're part of it,
don't act so confused ♪
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♪ And you love startin' it... ♪
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Hi, I'm Wyatt.
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27. I'm from Newport Beach.
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I like to drink and surf,
always at the same time.
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I'm the laidback guy.
People like to think and say
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that it means I'm slow,
but I'm not.
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Um, before I was an influencer,
I was premed.
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Uh, I could've been your doctor.
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Good morning. Are you ready
for your breast exam?
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That's good, right?
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Don't do that. Come on.
(grunts)
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Yo, yo, yo. I'm Barry, 28.
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From Connecticut.
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I'm kind of the tech guy.
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I keep things moving
around here. Put out the fires.
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AUTOMATED VOICE:
The Saran Wrap Challenge.
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(James and Zinn laughing)
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♪ But try to play it cool... ♪
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Literally, they almost
burned down the house twice.
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I'mI'm behind the camera,
mostly.
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Zinn decided that, and I'm...
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I'm totally cool with it.
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♪ I won't ever let a shorty
go and set me up ♪
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♪ Only thing
I need to know is... ♪
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Guys and gals, I'm James.
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Uh, I'm 25.
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I couldn't believe it when the
guys asked me to move in here.
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II had my own YouTube channel
back in Florida
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at my parents' house reviewing
beauty products for guys,
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but this is way better.
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I mean, I wouldn't trade it
for anything.
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The drinking,
the partying, the girls.
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Definitely the girls.
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Can never have
enough girls around.
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♪ Why you always in a mood? ♪
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♪ Fuckin' round... ♪
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Zinn, Wyatt and me the fam
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we're, like, pushing 30,
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which is, like, 40
in influencer years. (screams)
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You get up there in years,
you become invisible
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to the audience.
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And it's all about
the subscriptions
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and the likes,
and to get those and keep 'em,
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you got to keep riding the edge.
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Least, that's what Zinn says.
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♪ Yeah. ♪
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♪ ♪
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(electronic beeping)
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Yo, guys.
Think we actually got someone.
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WYATT:
What? Where?
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ZINN:
Oh, shit, I see him.
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It's a Christmas miracle.
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Dude, I told you
if we hung out long enough,
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we'd spot a jumper.
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(chuckles):
It's Suicide Bridge, bro.
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Dude, a lot of people,
they spiral around the holidays.
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JAMES:
What if he's just out walking?
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On a bridge at this time
dressed like my dad?
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(chuckles)
Dude, if I looked like that,
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I'd want to jump, too!
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Maybe we should call the police.
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Call the police? Dude,
they'd never get here in time.
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The dude's ready to fly!
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BARRY:
Zinn, we can't just sit here
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and watch somebody
kill themselves. It's wrong.
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We're not just gonna sit here,
Barry.
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We're gonna record it.
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He wants to go out this way,
it's his Godgiven right.
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Shit,
he's climbing over the side.
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Dude. Dude, dude, dude, come on.
Come on. Get... Let's go.
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Get the camera on him.
We've been here 16 hours.
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We're not missing this.
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(laughs)
All right, yo.
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What's up, everybody?
It's your boy Zinn.
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I'm here with Wyatt,
James and Barry.
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You guys
are not gonna believe this.
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This is crazy.
This dude is about to take
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a permanent vacation,
and we are here to see it.
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(laughs)
Now, will he have the balls?
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I don't know.
We're about to find out.
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(Wyatt squeals)
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(chanting):
Bro House. Bro House.
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Bro House. Bro House.
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Bro House. Bro House. Bro House.
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Bro House!
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Bro House! Bro House!
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Bro House! Bro House! Bro House!
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Bro House! Bro House!
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Bro House!
Bro House!
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JAMES: Oh!
ZINN: Oh, shit!
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WYATT: Oh, my God!
This is crazy!
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Did you get that?
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That just happened.
(laughs)
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Yo, we got to give it up
for this dude.
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He went out like a boss!
The way he wanted.
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No excuses. No limits.
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Guys, we can't
actually post this.
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Why not? It happened.
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It's an easy
millionsubscriber spike, bro.
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Or a serious backlash.
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Why didn't you say something
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before we spent all night here?
This is getting posted, dude.
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It's crazy.
Hey, his body landed over there somewhere.
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We should film it.
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(chuckles) You crazy bastard.
Let's film it.
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No. What?
ZINN: Bro.
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We already filmed a dude
killing himself. Like... ZINN: Come on.
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A million subscribers.
Million.
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You don't want that?
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(chuckles)
Look at his face.
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Come on.
We can't not listen to that.
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Come on. Come on. Come on.
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James?
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That's right.
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Come on, baby.
Come on, baby!
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(laughing, cheering)
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Just hear
those sleigh bells jingling ♪ ♪ Ring tingle tingling, too ♪
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♪ Ringalinga dingdongding ♪
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♪ Come on, it's lovely weather ♪
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♪ For a sleigh ride together
with you ♪
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♪ Ringalinga dingdongding ♪
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♪ Outside, the snow is falling ♪
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♪ And friends
are calling "Yoohoo..." ♪
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Think about it
before you upload it. Man, you got
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to cut the Debbie Downer shit.
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I mean, call the police?
Are you serious? Yeah,
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but all it takes
is one bad post.
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Look at Logan Paul or PewDiePie
or Patt Starr.
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Dude, all those people
are still doing their shit,
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and they've got
more subscribers than ever.
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You're living in ancient times.
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We're past
"Charlie Bit My Finger," man.
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People want to see
what they've never seen before.
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Especially because we're closer
to 30 than we are 20.
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You see a lot of 30yearolds
doing this shit?
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No.
No.
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If we want the views,
we got to up the content,
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or we say byebye to all this.
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The Bro House needs your voice.
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You're funny
when you want to be.
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Promise me
you're gonna get your mojo back.
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Promise!
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Okay. I'll work on it.
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I love you.
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I know what I'm doing.
I'm not an idiot.
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(chomps teeth)
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(whoops)
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Bro House! (whoops)
(partygoers cheering)
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(cheering)
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Yeah, I'll take
the other stairs.
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DJ:
Let's give it up for one of our hosts, Zinn
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and the Bro House!
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(chanting):
Bro House! Bro House! Bro House!
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(cheering)
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Bro House!
Bro House!
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Bro House!
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Bro House! Bro House!
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DJ:
And remember, if you need to keep that holiday energy up,
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just release the Kraken!
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Official sponsors of Bro House.
(cheering and whistling)
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Okay, in ten seconds,
the next Bro House post goes up,
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and I'm told
it's the craziest ever!
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That's right!
DJ: Let's do the count.
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Ten.
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ALL:
Nine. Eight.
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Seven. Six. Five.
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Four. Three.
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Two. One.
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(cheering)
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ZINN:
What's up, everybody? It's your boy Zinn.
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I'm here with Wyatt, James
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and Barry. You guys
are not gonna believe this.
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JAMES: This is crazy.
ZINN: This dude
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is about to take
a permanent vacation,
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and we are here to see it.
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(laughs) Yo, we're gonna hit
four mil tonight. I can feel it!
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Fuck four mil. I say five mil.
(chanting): Bro House!
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Five mil.
Five mil.
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(chanting):
Five mil. Five mil.
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Five mil! Five mil!
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ZINN: Oh, shit!
Five mil! Five mil!
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Five mil! Five mil!
ZINN: Did you get that?
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Five mil! Five mil!
JAMES: This is crazy!
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ZINN: That just happened.
Five mil! Five mil!
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Five mil!
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(groaning, jeering)
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I mean, we got to give it up
for the guy.
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He went out like a boss!
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The way he wanted.
No excuses. No limits.
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That's how you do it.
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(laughs)
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ZINN (chuckles):
Yo, this is a nightmare.
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What?
It says
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we're down
another 50,000 followers.
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Maybe you're reading it wrong.
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Dude, I'm not.
I'm not reading it wrong.
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We're cratering. Hard.
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They didn't like the jumper.
JAMES: I'm too afraid
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to read it. I...
Tell me, what'd they say?
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No, don't tell me.
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No, tell me.
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"You guys are sick."
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Yeah.
That's what I'm talking about. ZINN: No.
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Not good sick, Wyatt. Bad sick.
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Like we need therapy
or something.
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This one says, "You exploited
this man's pain to get likes.
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You should be banned
from the Internet."
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"I hope you die."
"Do the world a favor
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and follow the guy
off the bridge." I mean...
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That's hostile, bro.
ZINN: Yeah,
250
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and this is the nice stuff.
(chuckles)
251
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Barry was right.
I can't believe it.
252
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By tomorrow,
people won't even remember it.
253
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BARRY:
Oh, they'll remember.
254
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The "Bro House is over party"
hashtag
255
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is trending on Twitter,
256
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and there's a petition
on Change.org
257
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to have our channels shut down.
258
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It's already
at 400,000 signatures.
259
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Fuck.
260
00:10:48,139 --> 00:10:50,410
It gets worse.
The dead man's family
261
00:10:50,443 --> 00:10:53,382
is holding a press conference
this afternoon to denounce us.
262
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Jesus Christ, what?
263
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Attention whores.
BARRY: I mean,
264
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it's just gaining speed.
It's only gonna get worse.
265
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How can we stop it?
266
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Maybe we make an apology video.
267
00:11:01,867 --> 00:11:04,104
No. No. No.
We're not doing that.
268
00:11:04,137 --> 00:11:05,941
All the people who do that,
they get ripped apart.
269
00:11:05,975 --> 00:11:08,012
They're accused of fake crying,
and they don't mean it,
270
00:11:08,045 --> 00:11:09,716
and then they get more hate.
We're not doing that.
271
00:11:09,749 --> 00:11:11,418
Okay,
but we have to do something.
272
00:11:11,452 --> 00:11:13,022
All right,
you know what I think?
273
00:11:13,055 --> 00:11:15,159
You know what I think?
274
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We got to go gay.
275
00:11:17,899 --> 00:11:19,401
What?
ZINN: Not full gay.
276
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Like, um, "homey" something.
"Homo..."
277
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Homeysexual.
Homose... Yeah. Okay. Homeysexual.
278
00:11:24,812 --> 00:11:26,983
That's it. Yeah, it's, like,
a movement or something
279
00:11:27,017 --> 00:11:29,454
transcending
heterosexual norms. JAMES: Yeah, I heard about it.
280
00:11:29,488 --> 00:11:31,726
Chicks dig it when guys...
281
00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:34,097
are, like,
affectionate and stuff.
282
00:11:34,131 --> 00:11:35,133
Who the fuck told you that?
283
00:11:35,166 --> 00:11:37,805
I read about it somewhere.
284
00:11:38,774 --> 00:11:41,980
WhWhat are we talking about
right now?
285
00:11:42,013 --> 00:11:44,451
Dude, hetero guys acting gay,
saying gay shit,
286
00:11:44,484 --> 00:11:46,422
but all the time,
they're not gay.
287
00:11:46,455 --> 00:11:48,059
All you got to do is
say "no homo"
288
00:11:48,092 --> 00:11:50,330
after you do something,
and then you're cool.
289
00:11:50,363 --> 00:11:53,069
(snaps fingers)
Yeah, I don't know, guys.
290
00:11:53,102 --> 00:11:55,306
This just smells
like another train wreck.
291
00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:57,812
Yeah. Uh, for once, I'm gonna
agree with Barry on this one.
292
00:11:57,845 --> 00:12:00,216
It's exploitative,
and it's probably offensive.
293
00:12:00,250 --> 00:12:01,485
WYATT:
Very offensive to gays,
294
00:12:01,519 --> 00:12:03,189
LBTRs. It's harmful.
295
00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:04,993
Hurtful.
296
00:12:05,026 --> 00:12:06,930
I don't know, I think this
is the kind of thing we need.
297
00:12:06,963 --> 00:12:08,734
I...
We've never tried it before.
298
00:12:08,767 --> 00:12:11,438
I'm in.
Nice. Yes, that's right.
299
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There's a shock.
JAMES: Why?
300
00:12:13,309 --> 00:12:15,313
'Cause I used to review
male beauty products?
301
00:12:15,346 --> 00:12:18,019
You said it. (scoffs)
So?
302
00:12:18,052 --> 00:12:20,123
(vehicle beeping)
ZINN: Oh, what the hell?
303
00:12:21,458 --> 00:12:23,797
No way.
304
00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:25,333
Hey! Hey!
Uh...
305
00:12:25,366 --> 00:12:28,439
Excuse me!
Uh, what are you doing? Hey!
306
00:12:30,076 --> 00:12:31,211
ZINN:
Hey!
307
00:12:31,245 --> 00:12:32,949
Uh, whwhat are you doing?
308
00:12:32,982 --> 00:12:35,053
We're here to grab the stuff.
Grab what stuff?
309
00:12:35,086 --> 00:12:36,823
The company said
they suspended your contract,
310
00:12:36,856 --> 00:12:38,326
and they sent us to collect
the promotional materials,
311
00:12:38,359 --> 00:12:40,229
including this
and the Lamborghini.
312
00:12:40,263 --> 00:12:43,302
Did you just say
"the Lamborghini"?
313
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We're going gay.
314
00:12:51,519 --> 00:12:53,055
("Christmas Wrapping"
by The Waitresses playing)
315
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WYATT:
Rocking that sixpack, dude.
316
00:12:55,861 --> 00:12:57,965
No homo.
317
00:12:57,999 --> 00:13:00,504
WYATT:
Sexy sixpack, bro.
318
00:13:00,537 --> 00:13:03,409
No homo. No homo.
ZINN: Thanks, bro.
319
00:13:03,442 --> 00:13:05,881
(Wyatt grunting)
320
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♪ ♪
321
00:13:07,985 --> 00:13:11,358
Seriously,
your sixpack is sexy, bro.
322
00:13:11,392 --> 00:13:14,499
No homo.
Thanks, bro. Nine.
323
00:13:14,532 --> 00:13:17,003
Seriously,
you're shredded, man. Ten.
324
00:13:17,037 --> 00:13:20,544
If I wasn't into chicks,
I'd have to hold myself back.
325
00:13:20,577 --> 00:13:22,380
No homo.
326
00:13:22,414 --> 00:13:24,552
♪ But I think I'll miss
this one this year... ♪
327
00:13:24,585 --> 00:13:26,523
Seriously,
you're shredded, dude.
328
00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:28,259
If I wasn't into chicks,
329
00:13:28,292 --> 00:13:30,497
I'd have to hold myself back,
man.
330
00:13:30,531 --> 00:13:33,235
No homo. No homo.
BARRY: Wyatt,
331
00:13:33,269 --> 00:13:34,505
we all know you're not gay.
You don't need
332
00:13:34,539 --> 00:13:36,008
to keep saying "no homo"
every six seconds.
333
00:13:36,041 --> 00:13:37,410
Yeah, I'm just getting it
on the record, okay?
334
00:13:37,444 --> 00:13:39,147
My dad watches this shit, yo.
335
00:13:39,181 --> 00:13:40,884
No homo.
336
00:13:40,918 --> 00:13:42,555
One.
337
00:13:42,588 --> 00:13:44,057
Two.
338
00:13:44,091 --> 00:13:45,426
Three.
339
00:13:45,460 --> 00:13:47,364
(Zinn moans)
340
00:13:47,397 --> 00:13:49,869
Oh, yeah.
341
00:13:49,902 --> 00:13:52,107
You got enough there?
That feels so good, dude.
342
00:13:52,140 --> 00:13:54,244
Go a little lower. Ooh.
Got it.
343
00:13:54,277 --> 00:13:55,881
(Zinn grunts)
344
00:13:55,914 --> 00:13:57,317
Hey, guys, who's gonna do me?
345
00:13:57,350 --> 00:14:00,423
Hey, man. Get in line.
346
00:14:00,456 --> 00:14:02,862
(all laugh)
347
00:14:07,437 --> 00:14:09,408
JAMES: I love this.
ZINN: So good, man.
348
00:14:09,441 --> 00:14:11,178
WYATT: So good.
JAMES: Mmm.
349
00:14:11,211 --> 00:14:12,882
♪ ♪
350
00:14:15,186 --> 00:14:17,157
Whoa! I made a mess.
351
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,294
Oh! (chuckling)
Oh, no.
352
00:14:19,327 --> 00:14:21,465
Dude, I guess we got
to clean it up for you. Oh, no.
353
00:14:21,499 --> 00:14:23,302
Excuse me.
Oh. Oh, it's so...
354
00:14:23,335 --> 00:14:25,273
Hey, save some for me.
355
00:14:25,306 --> 00:14:27,912
Mmm, that's awesome.
I love pistachio.
356
00:14:27,945 --> 00:14:29,949
Oh! Whoa.
What?
357
00:14:29,982 --> 00:14:31,920
"What"? He has a fullon chubby.
358
00:14:31,953 --> 00:14:33,590
Oh, no, I don't. Um, I...
(boinging)
359
00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:35,561
ItIt's a fold in my shorts.
360
00:14:35,594 --> 00:14:38,365
Fold my ass. I know
a fucking boner when I see one.
361
00:14:38,399 --> 00:14:40,236
No homo. No homo.
362
00:14:40,269 --> 00:14:42,240
♪ I think I'll miss
this one this year... ♪
363
00:14:42,273 --> 00:14:44,512
Anyone want an update?
364
00:14:44,545 --> 00:14:46,181
Sure, why not.
365
00:14:46,215 --> 00:14:49,488
Another 50,000 subs are gone.
Shit.
366
00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:52,427
100 more and our monetization
drops another tier.
367
00:14:52,460 --> 00:14:54,331
We could lose the house, guys.
368
00:14:54,364 --> 00:14:57,404
So much for chicks
liking homeysexuals.
369
00:15:01,646 --> 00:15:04,952
♪ Jingle bell, jingle bell,
jingle bell rock... ♪
370
00:15:04,986 --> 00:15:06,088
Hey.
371
00:15:06,121 --> 00:15:07,223
Hi, boys.
Hey.
372
00:15:07,257 --> 00:15:08,927
♪ Jingle bell time... ♪
373
00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:10,497
Hey.
374
00:15:10,531 --> 00:15:12,100
No homo!
(laughs)
375
00:15:12,133 --> 00:15:13,269
What?
376
00:15:13,302 --> 00:15:15,006
♪ In the frosty air... ♪
377
00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:18,379
I'm not even 30,
and my life is over.
378
00:15:19,448 --> 00:15:21,986
When we first started
doing this, what'd we do?
379
00:15:22,020 --> 00:15:24,959
We went around having
a good time, taking things over.
380
00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:26,663
Crashing that debutante ball
381
00:15:26,696 --> 00:15:29,468
or painting
Tana Mongeau's house pink. (Zinn laughing)
382
00:15:29,502 --> 00:15:32,675
Or trying to fly out of LAX
in our underwear. (James laughs)
383
00:15:32,708 --> 00:15:34,679
Don't remind me.
Yeah, it was dumb,
384
00:15:34,712 --> 00:15:37,383
but people liked those videos.
They liked us.
385
00:15:37,417 --> 00:15:39,555
Like, maybe we need
to get back to our roots.
386
00:15:39,589 --> 00:15:41,391
It's Christmas.
387
00:15:41,425 --> 00:15:44,097
People are out shopping.
Let's go out and be ourselves.
388
00:15:44,131 --> 00:15:45,534
Not assholes.
389
00:15:45,567 --> 00:15:48,640
Not edgy. Not piss people off.
390
00:15:48,673 --> 00:15:51,411
Let's just do
what we used to do. Be funny.
391
00:15:51,445 --> 00:15:53,282
That's not bad.
392
00:15:53,315 --> 00:15:55,453
I think it's
just what the channel needs.
393
00:15:55,486 --> 00:15:57,558
Shit. It's Christmas.
394
00:15:57,591 --> 00:15:59,227
What do we got to lose?
395
00:15:59,261 --> 00:16:02,568
(Wyatt and Barry whooping)
Bro House!
396
00:16:02,601 --> 00:16:05,139
♪ City sidewalks ♪
397
00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:08,012
♪ Busy sidewalks ♪
398
00:16:08,045 --> 00:16:11,553
♪ Dressed in holiday style ♪
399
00:16:11,586 --> 00:16:13,289
♪ In the air ♪
400
00:16:13,322 --> 00:16:18,199
♪ There's a feeling
of Christmas ♪
401
00:16:18,232 --> 00:16:21,205
♪ Children laughing ♪
402
00:16:21,238 --> 00:16:22,541
♪ People passing ♪
403
00:16:22,575 --> 00:16:24,444
♪ Meeting smile after smile ♪
404
00:16:24,477 --> 00:16:27,283
Ho ho ho.
405
00:16:27,317 --> 00:16:31,191
♪ And on every street corner,
you'll hear... ♪
406
00:16:31,225 --> 00:16:34,030
BARRY:
See? This is what I mean.
407
00:16:34,064 --> 00:16:36,034
Santa and Christmas.
408
00:16:36,068 --> 00:16:38,072
It's a good vibe.
Makes people smile.
409
00:16:38,105 --> 00:16:39,274
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We got this. It's fine.
410
00:16:39,307 --> 00:16:42,013
Zinn, remember why we're here.
411
00:16:42,046 --> 00:16:43,583
Dude, trust me.
412
00:16:43,617 --> 00:16:46,221
And can you keep us in frame
this time?
413
00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:48,292
Thanks, Grandma.
414
00:16:48,325 --> 00:16:50,329
Oh, God.
♪ Ringaling ♪
415
00:16:50,363 --> 00:16:52,467
♪ Ringaling... ♪
416
00:16:52,501 --> 00:16:55,707
Tell Santa,
have you been naughty or nice?
417
00:16:56,676 --> 00:16:59,080
I've been nice?
418
00:16:59,114 --> 00:17:01,218
That's the only answer.
419
00:17:01,251 --> 00:17:03,523
ZINN:
Hey, yo, what's up, everybody?
420
00:17:03,557 --> 00:17:05,159
It's your favorite
Bro House dude, Zinn.
421
00:17:05,193 --> 00:17:06,729
We are out here
Christmas shopping
422
00:17:06,763 --> 00:17:09,234
and, uh, getting in
the Bro House Christmas spirit.
423
00:17:09,267 --> 00:17:11,238
Bro House forever!
Merry Christmas, fuckers! (whoops)
424
00:17:11,271 --> 00:17:14,311
That's right, baby. Forever!
We're gonna see what, uh,
425
00:17:14,344 --> 00:17:15,714
Santa's bringing us this year.
Hey.
426
00:17:15,747 --> 00:17:17,718
Okay, so...
Ooh! Hey. Hi. Sorry.
427
00:17:17,751 --> 00:17:20,122
Uh, how you doing?
Uh, I'mI'm good.
428
00:17:20,156 --> 00:17:21,626
Yeah? So, we're the Bro House.
429
00:17:21,659 --> 00:17:23,763
We were wondering,
what is it like being an elf?
430
00:17:23,797 --> 00:17:25,634
(chuckles):
Uh, fun, I guess.
431
00:17:25,667 --> 00:17:27,504
Uh...
WYATT: Do you get, like,
432
00:17:27,538 --> 00:17:30,510
half pay or something like that
because you're half size?
433
00:17:30,544 --> 00:17:33,516
(Zinn and James laugh)
No, I get full pay.
434
00:17:33,550 --> 00:17:35,520
Ah. She's rich.
Oh, she gets full pay. Yeah.
435
00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:37,625
Wait, did you say
you're the Bro House?
436
00:17:37,658 --> 00:17:39,528
Were you the guys
who filmed that suicide?
437
00:17:39,562 --> 00:17:41,766
Oh, no, no, no,
that was someone else. No. So, tell me,
438
00:17:41,799 --> 00:17:44,104
is it true what they say
about male elves?
439
00:17:44,137 --> 00:17:46,743
What?
That they're hung like reindeer?
440
00:17:46,776 --> 00:17:49,214
(Zinn whoops, laughs)
Guys, there are kids around. Look, guys, I'm trying
441
00:17:49,247 --> 00:17:51,251
to work here, so...
Okay, fine, fine, fine. Just tell me,
442
00:17:51,285 --> 00:17:54,090
does Santa get first pick
on elf chicks? What?
443
00:17:54,124 --> 00:17:56,829
You know, like, uh,
are you his little... helper? (Wyatt groans)
444
00:17:56,863 --> 00:17:58,767
Okay, you guys
need to leave now.
445
00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:01,305
(laughs) Dude, we're just trying
to have some Christmas fun.
446
00:18:01,338 --> 00:18:03,677
We're just trying to have...
She asked you guys to leave.
447
00:18:03,710 --> 00:18:05,714
ZINN: Oh.
Now turn your phones off and go.
448
00:18:05,747 --> 00:18:07,450
(chuckles): Oh!
Just work the line, hon. No fucking way.
449
00:18:07,483 --> 00:18:08,687
(laughs):
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
450
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:10,323
Are you guys a thing?
451
00:18:10,356 --> 00:18:12,427
Do I need to call security?
Call security?
452
00:18:12,460 --> 00:18:14,364
With what, your smartphone?
(James laughing)
453
00:18:14,397 --> 00:18:16,401
Hey, you're hilarious.
(chuckles) Thanks, man. Aw. Aw.
454
00:18:16,435 --> 00:18:18,138
Hey, little buddy.
Yeah, get your... Yo, yo, yo!
455
00:18:18,172 --> 00:18:19,575
Oh, hey!
You're all funny. Oh, shit.
456
00:18:19,609 --> 00:18:21,546
You're hilarious. Oh, so funny.
Give it back to him!
457
00:18:21,579 --> 00:18:23,817
Funny.
You should be ashamed of yourselves.
458
00:18:23,850 --> 00:18:25,721
WOMAN: Why don't you
just get out of here!
459
00:18:25,754 --> 00:18:27,423
All right, you know what?
460
00:18:27,457 --> 00:18:29,260
Hey, kids, listen up. Listen up,
461
00:18:29,294 --> 00:18:31,164
because I got something
really important to tell you.
462
00:18:31,198 --> 00:18:33,435
Actually, this is
a public service announcement.
463
00:18:33,469 --> 00:18:34,839
Oh, shit.
464
00:18:34,872 --> 00:18:37,611
Santa isn't real.
It's just your parents.
465
00:18:37,645 --> 00:18:40,316
Yeah, they're the ones
who bring you your toys.
466
00:18:40,349 --> 00:18:42,186
Yeah.
I know it's a bummer,
467
00:18:42,220 --> 00:18:45,661
but I wish someone had told me
the truth when I was your age.
468
00:18:45,694 --> 00:18:47,731
It's gonna save you
years of disappointment
469
00:18:47,765 --> 00:18:50,303
and years of therapy.
You're welcome.
470
00:18:50,336 --> 00:18:52,407
Yeah.
Isn't that right, Santa, baby?
471
00:18:54,879 --> 00:18:58,419
Leave now.
472
00:18:58,452 --> 00:19:01,559
(Wyatt laughing)
(chuckles) Shit. No, dude, come on.
473
00:19:01,592 --> 00:19:03,362
You're a naughty boy.
Come on, come on.
474
00:19:03,395 --> 00:19:04,632
Why would I leave, Santa?
WYATT: Give him a lap dance!
475
00:19:04,665 --> 00:19:06,368
JAMES: Yeah.
WYATT: Shit. Twerk.
476
00:19:06,401 --> 00:19:08,172
Twerk. Twerk. Twerk. Twerk.
Give him a lap dance!
477
00:19:08,205 --> 00:19:10,476
Dance. Dance. Dance. Dance.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
478
00:19:10,510 --> 00:19:12,514
Twerk. Twerk. Yeah.
Hey!
479
00:19:12,548 --> 00:19:15,887
WYATT: Oh! (chuckles)
Jesus.
480
00:19:15,921 --> 00:19:18,125
Guess we're not getting presents
this year, boys.
481
00:19:18,893 --> 00:19:21,331
You'll get what you deserve.
482
00:19:21,365 --> 00:19:22,568
(indistinct chatter over radio)
Oh, guys.
483
00:19:22,601 --> 00:19:23,870
Security. Security!
Oh, shit.
484
00:19:23,903 --> 00:19:25,507
Shit.
485
00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:27,878
(laughing):
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
486
00:19:27,911 --> 00:19:31,586
I did nothing.
Get 'em. Get 'em!
487
00:19:43,008 --> 00:19:44,912
We're back home, baby!
488
00:19:45,881 --> 00:19:47,450
I can't believe
we didn't get locked up today.
489
00:19:47,483 --> 00:19:48,853
Well, thank God for mall cops.
490
00:19:48,887 --> 00:19:50,489
You see that one
almost have a heart attack
491
00:19:50,524 --> 00:19:52,326
outside Applebee's?
Yeah. (laughs)
492
00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:54,498
Yo, what about that Santa?
The look on his face
493
00:19:54,532 --> 00:19:56,401
like he wanted to erase us
from the Earth? (laughs)
494
00:19:56,435 --> 00:19:58,372
Guess we messed up his gig.
495
00:19:58,405 --> 00:20:00,577
Yeah.
Whatever, man. Bro House is back, baby!
496
00:20:00,610 --> 00:20:02,346
Yeah!
(computer beeps) It's ready.
497
00:20:02,380 --> 00:20:04,451
Oh, shit.
And I'm just gonna say it again,
498
00:20:04,484 --> 00:20:06,522
I...
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
499
00:20:06,556 --> 00:20:08,425
Five. Four.
500
00:20:08,459 --> 00:20:11,532
ALL:
Three. Two. One.
501
00:20:11,566 --> 00:20:13,469
Happy New Year!
ZINN: Tell me, does Santa
502
00:20:13,503 --> 00:20:14,905
get first pick on elf chicks?
It's up, it's up, it's up.
503
00:20:14,939 --> 00:20:16,976
WOMAN: What?
You know, like, uh,
504
00:20:17,009 --> 00:20:18,980
are you his little... helper?
(Wyatt groans)
505
00:20:19,013 --> 00:20:20,817
WOMAN: Okay,
you guys need to leave now. Jesus.
506
00:20:20,851 --> 00:20:22,521
ZINN (laughs): Dude,
we're just trying to have...
507
00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:23,957
JAMES:
I don't even remember doing that.
508
00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:25,426
Call security? With what?
WYATT: Yeah.
509
00:20:25,459 --> 00:20:26,896
This mall thing
was your idea, man.
510
00:20:26,929 --> 00:20:28,566
Dude, it wasn't my idea
511
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:30,570
to sexually harass
a female mall employee
512
00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:32,373
or humiliate a little person
513
00:20:32,407 --> 00:20:34,377
or tell a bunch of kids
that Santa Claus isn't real.
514
00:20:34,411 --> 00:20:37,684
Okay, so...
things got a little crazy.
515
00:20:37,718 --> 00:20:40,489
Yeah,
we were supposed to be making up
516
00:20:40,524 --> 00:20:43,328
for cheering
for a guy falling to his death. WYATT: You know,
517
00:20:43,362 --> 00:20:44,765
if you don't like how we roll,
518
00:20:44,799 --> 00:20:46,903
maybe you're not
Bro House material.
519
00:20:46,936 --> 00:20:48,940
Maybe you should just move out.
520
00:20:48,973 --> 00:20:50,911
Well, the way we're going, we're
all gonna have to move out,
521
00:20:50,944 --> 00:20:52,413
so...
WYATT: See?
522
00:20:52,447 --> 00:20:54,017
Negative shit.
That's all you do.
523
00:20:54,050 --> 00:20:55,754
(chuckles): All I do?
Yeah.
524
00:20:55,787 --> 00:20:57,891
Who do you think records
and uploads all this crap?
525
00:20:57,925 --> 00:20:59,962
My blind nineyearold cousin
can do that,
526
00:20:59,995 --> 00:21:02,266
and we wouldn't have
to cut her in on onefourth. BARRY: Okay.
527
00:21:02,300 --> 00:21:04,738
Then get your
nineyearold cousin to do this. Bro, chill.
528
00:21:04,772 --> 00:21:06,308
Chill. Come on, Barry's right.
529
00:21:06,341 --> 00:21:07,744
He's the one that keeps
the whole thing running.
530
00:21:07,778 --> 00:21:10,416
Nobody clicks on Bro House
to see you, dude.
531
00:21:10,449 --> 00:21:12,420
They click to see us.
That's a fact.
532
00:21:12,453 --> 00:21:14,057
BARRY:
Okay, well, maybe if people were clicking,
533
00:21:14,090 --> 00:21:16,996
we wouldn't be in total shit.
534
00:21:17,029 --> 00:21:18,933
Maybe if it wasn't
for your shit,
535
00:21:18,967 --> 00:21:20,670
we wouldn't be
in this total shit. Guys, guys, guys.
536
00:21:20,704 --> 00:21:22,473
Are you kidding me?
Come on. Come on! Chill out.
537
00:21:22,508 --> 00:21:23,943
This is the Bro House.
538
00:21:23,977 --> 00:21:27,651
"Bro" means "brother,"
and this isn't what brothers do.
539
00:21:27,684 --> 00:21:30,824
We stand for something.
We stand for good friends
540
00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:33,496
and good fucking times
fucking shit up.
541
00:21:33,530 --> 00:21:35,867
And the country needs that
more than ever right now.
542
00:21:35,901 --> 00:21:38,071
The country
needs fucking shit up?
543
00:21:38,105 --> 00:21:40,009
(Wyatt scoffs)
We have to stick together.
544
00:21:40,042 --> 00:21:42,480
We can't let anything
tear us apart.
545
00:21:42,514 --> 00:21:44,752
No matter what.
546
00:21:44,785 --> 00:21:47,490
(computer chiming)
JAMES: Uh, hey, guys?
547
00:21:47,524 --> 00:21:49,060
Come check this out.
548
00:21:49,093 --> 00:21:51,632
Okay, bro, it's gonna be fine.
549
00:21:51,666 --> 00:21:54,470
There are comments.
"Just when I thought
550
00:21:54,505 --> 00:21:56,007
"the Bro House
couldn't sink any lower,
551
00:21:56,041 --> 00:21:57,611
you go and do this."
ZINN: Whatever, man.
552
00:21:57,644 --> 00:21:59,615
It's one comment.
BARRY: Nope.
553
00:21:59,648 --> 00:22:01,953
Here are some more.
"I don't know about Santa Claus,
554
00:22:01,986 --> 00:22:03,455
"but you guys are proof
555
00:22:03,488 --> 00:22:04,992
God doesn't exist.
Fuck off and die."
556
00:22:05,025 --> 00:22:06,863
Didn't really need
that second part, though.
557
00:22:06,896 --> 00:22:08,098
Oh, and we're losing followers.
558
00:22:08,131 --> 00:22:09,869
Fuck!
559
00:22:09,902 --> 00:22:12,875
This isn't fair!
How can people be so mean?
560
00:22:12,908 --> 00:22:15,680
It's fine. It's fine.
No, no, no, no, no, I can't do this.
561
00:22:15,714 --> 00:22:17,584
I can't go back
to living with my parents.
562
00:22:17,618 --> 00:22:19,588
My dad's an asshole. I can't.
563
00:22:19,622 --> 00:22:21,492
ZINN:
Let me see this shit.
564
00:22:21,526 --> 00:22:23,362
Are we out of beer?
565
00:22:23,395 --> 00:22:24,865
There's another case
in the garage. WYATT: Fuck.
566
00:22:24,899 --> 00:22:26,736
Dude, we've lost
this many followers already?
567
00:22:26,769 --> 00:22:28,840
Mmhmm.
I can't handle this.
568
00:22:28,873 --> 00:22:30,911
Wyatt.
Wyatt. Wyatt.
569
00:22:30,944 --> 00:22:32,915
(computer continues chiming)
Dude.
570
00:22:32,948 --> 00:22:34,785
(James sighs)
571
00:22:34,818 --> 00:22:36,822
Fuck, this is bad. This is bad.
572
00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,493
Xanax.
573
00:22:38,526 --> 00:22:41,031
What?
I'll OD on Xanax.
574
00:22:41,064 --> 00:22:43,135
AUTOMATED VOICE: Bro House.
Bro House. That's a good way to go.
575
00:22:43,168 --> 00:22:44,738
Bro House.
576
00:22:44,772 --> 00:22:46,642
Fuck is going on?
577
00:22:46,676 --> 00:22:48,045
Yo.
578
00:22:48,078 --> 00:22:49,548
This is Detective Deena Gibbs
579
00:22:49,582 --> 00:22:50,784
calling
from L. A. RobberyHomicide.
580
00:22:50,817 --> 00:22:52,453
Who am I speaking with?
581
00:22:52,486 --> 00:22:54,892
Uh, Zinn. What's this about?
582
00:22:54,925 --> 00:22:57,598
Were you a part
of an online prank
583
00:22:57,631 --> 00:23:00,035
at the Santa Village
in a mall in West L. A.?
584
00:23:00,069 --> 00:23:03,108
(sighs) Maybe.
I'm not interested in your prank.
585
00:23:03,141 --> 00:23:05,479
I need to speak
with you and your friends
586
00:23:05,513 --> 00:23:07,751
about the individual
who was posing as Santa.
587
00:23:07,784 --> 00:23:10,189
Yeah, what about him?
It seems
588
00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:12,093
he wasn't the man
hired for the job.
589
00:23:12,126 --> 00:23:14,832
We just found that individual
in his apartment.
590
00:23:14,865 --> 00:23:16,502
Murdered.
591
00:23:16,535 --> 00:23:17,905
What, are you serious?
592
00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:19,541
Wait, this isn't a joke?
593
00:23:19,575 --> 00:23:21,478
I'm very serious, son.
(whispers): Guys.
594
00:23:21,512 --> 00:23:23,583
I need you and your friends to
come down to the police station
595
00:23:23,616 --> 00:23:24,885
tomorrow morning
and give a statement.
596
00:23:24,919 --> 00:23:26,889
UUm, yyeah.
597
00:23:26,923 --> 00:23:28,125
We can...
We can do that, I guess.
598
00:23:28,158 --> 00:23:30,195
I understand, uh,
599
00:23:30,229 --> 00:23:31,732
someone was recording the prank?
600
00:23:31,766 --> 00:23:33,803
I need a copy of that video.
601
00:23:33,836 --> 00:23:36,709
It could help us
locate this guy.
602
00:23:36,742 --> 00:23:40,784
We're pretty sure this isn't
the first time he's done this.
603
00:23:43,990 --> 00:23:46,529
We'll see you at the station
in the morning.
604
00:23:48,866 --> 00:23:50,637
(light buzzing)
605
00:24:04,698 --> 00:24:08,539
What the fuck?
606
00:24:08,573 --> 00:24:11,011
(grunting)
607
00:24:24,103 --> 00:24:27,043
that this guy actually
goes around killing mall Santas
608
00:24:27,076 --> 00:24:29,782
and taking their place.
Why?
609
00:24:29,815 --> 00:24:32,486
Uh, because he's crazy.
610
00:24:32,521 --> 00:24:34,758
Obsessed with being Santa.
I don't know.
611
00:24:34,792 --> 00:24:36,161
This all sounds made up to me.
612
00:24:36,194 --> 00:24:37,931
Are you sure
we're not being pranked?
613
00:24:37,964 --> 00:24:40,169
Well, if we show up
to the police station tomorrow
614
00:24:40,202 --> 00:24:41,772
and they don't know
what we're talking about,
615
00:24:41,806 --> 00:24:43,776
then we were pranked.
616
00:24:44,745 --> 00:24:46,816
(keys clacking)
(Barry clears throat)
617
00:24:46,849 --> 00:24:48,953
What are you doing?
I just want to see this guy's face again.
618
00:24:48,986 --> 00:24:51,959
ZINN:
Guess we're not getting presents this year, boys.
619
00:24:51,993 --> 00:24:53,896
You'll get what you deserve.
620
00:24:54,865 --> 00:24:56,836
Yeah, I mean...
621
00:24:56,869 --> 00:24:59,508
he definitely doesn't
look right. (Zinn chuckles)
622
00:24:59,541 --> 00:25:01,679
Huh. Someone just uploaded
623
00:25:01,712 --> 00:25:02,948
a video to our account.
624
00:25:02,981 --> 00:25:04,685
What do you mean, "someone"?
625
00:25:04,718 --> 00:25:07,089
We're the only ones
that can do that.
626
00:25:10,262 --> 00:25:12,099
The hell?
(grunting)
627
00:25:12,133 --> 00:25:13,703
Whoa.
628
00:25:16,107 --> 00:25:17,577
Jesus.
629
00:25:17,611 --> 00:25:19,113
What the hell are we watching
630
00:25:19,147 --> 00:25:20,984
right now?
(chuckles) It's a prank.
631
00:25:21,017 --> 00:25:22,554
Wyatt's pranking us.
632
00:25:24,323 --> 00:25:25,560
Right?
633
00:25:25,593 --> 00:25:26,696
Yeah.
634
00:25:26,729 --> 00:25:28,231
Yeah, yeah, obviously.
635
00:25:28,265 --> 00:25:29,835
(chuckles)
I mean, it's pretty good.
636
00:25:29,868 --> 00:25:31,672
But he's such an asshole.
637
00:25:31,706 --> 00:25:34,243
Probably wasn't even a real cop
on the phone. God...
638
00:25:34,277 --> 00:25:35,980
Zinn?
639
00:25:36,014 --> 00:25:37,884
Dude, I'm gonna talk to him.
640
00:25:37,918 --> 00:25:39,688
I'm deleting this.
(computer chiming)
641
00:25:39,722 --> 00:25:41,224
Wait, look.
642
00:25:41,257 --> 00:25:43,596
(James chuckles)
643
00:25:43,629 --> 00:25:45,633
That's, like, 50 likes already.
644
00:25:45,667 --> 00:25:48,606
People are fucking loving it.
645
00:25:48,639 --> 00:25:51,311
"That's awesome."
BARRY: "Great effects."
646
00:25:51,344 --> 00:25:53,983
"Finally, something we like."
(chuckles)
647
00:25:55,319 --> 00:25:57,022
Wait, wh...
648
00:25:57,056 --> 00:25:59,762
Why'd you do that?
Because it's sick.
649
00:25:59,795 --> 00:26:01,565
I don't care if people like it.
650
00:26:02,299 --> 00:26:03,836
(grunts)
651
00:26:03,870 --> 00:26:06,274
It's back up.
Someone just reposted it.
652
00:26:06,307 --> 00:26:08,145
Who?
653
00:26:08,178 --> 00:26:10,750
I don't know.
654
00:26:10,784 --> 00:26:12,754
(computer chimes)
Now what?
655
00:26:12,788 --> 00:26:15,660
Someone just...
They just posted aa link.
656
00:26:15,693 --> 00:26:16,862
What the hell is that?
657
00:26:16,896 --> 00:26:18,633
BARRY:
It's...
658
00:26:18,666 --> 00:26:21,037
from the York Explorer Daily.
659
00:26:21,070 --> 00:26:23,074
What's that?
660
00:26:23,108 --> 00:26:24,812
Wyatt, dude, come on.
661
00:26:24,845 --> 00:26:26,214
We saw the video.
662
00:26:26,247 --> 00:26:27,818
You're gonna do
something like that,
663
00:26:27,851 --> 00:26:29,187
it's got to be a group call.
664
00:26:29,220 --> 00:26:31,057
Wyatt.
665
00:26:31,090 --> 00:26:33,596
Come on, man. It's not cool.
666
00:26:33,629 --> 00:26:34,932
Wyatt!
667
00:26:34,965 --> 00:26:36,735
(refrigerator rattles)
668
00:26:42,981 --> 00:26:45,018
(thudding nearby)
669
00:26:48,125 --> 00:26:50,964
"Scholars now believe
that the legend of Santa Claus
670
00:26:50,997 --> 00:26:53,669
"isn't based on Saint Nicholas
or any other saint.
671
00:26:53,703 --> 00:26:57,109
It's based on the ancient tales
of the wild man."
672
00:26:57,143 --> 00:27:00,048
(chuckles): The wild man?
What kind of bullshit is that?
673
00:27:00,082 --> 00:27:01,785
BARRY:
"He was a pagan nature god,
674
00:27:01,819 --> 00:27:04,223
"bringer of storm and fury
and destruction who wore
675
00:27:04,257 --> 00:27:07,664
"animal skins
and a hideous painted face.
676
00:27:07,697 --> 00:27:09,835
"He was also a fierce hunter
who punished those who were bad.
677
00:27:09,868 --> 00:27:11,171
"Over time,
678
00:27:11,204 --> 00:27:13,074
"he became
what we know of him today.
679
00:27:13,108 --> 00:27:16,114
And he didn't
just bring presents."
680
00:27:16,147 --> 00:27:19,688
Wyatt, come on.
This isn't fucking funny.
681
00:27:19,721 --> 00:27:21,826
Shit. Jesus.
682
00:27:25,867 --> 00:27:27,671
The fuck are you?
683
00:27:28,438 --> 00:27:30,108
Yo, where's Wyatt?
684
00:27:30,142 --> 00:27:32,213
Are you the one
doing this shit with him?
685
00:27:33,281 --> 00:27:35,252
Hello?
(clapping)
686
00:27:35,285 --> 00:27:37,289
Listen, man, this isn't funny.
687
00:27:37,323 --> 00:27:40,162
I'll call the cops on you.
You got to go.
688
00:27:42,734 --> 00:27:44,738
Yo, I'll fuck you up, man.
689
00:27:44,771 --> 00:27:46,809
Dude.
690
00:27:47,777 --> 00:27:48,746
No, no!
691
00:27:48,779 --> 00:27:50,082
(whimpers, grunts)
692
00:27:51,451 --> 00:27:53,355
(grunts, gasps)
693
00:27:54,725 --> 00:27:57,263
(grunts)
You're Santa. You're Santa!
694
00:27:57,296 --> 00:27:59,000
I fucking get it.
I believe in you!
695
00:27:59,033 --> 00:28:01,104
No, no, no! (grunts)
No, no, no!
696
00:28:01,137 --> 00:28:02,206
(grunts)
(Zinn screams)
697
00:28:03,174 --> 00:28:05,112
What was that?
698
00:28:06,180 --> 00:28:08,719
They're fucking with us.
699
00:28:08,753 --> 00:28:10,255
Who?
700
00:28:10,289 --> 00:28:12,193
All of them. They're just...
701
00:28:12,226 --> 00:28:14,397
They're making prank videos
to get more followers.
702
00:28:14,430 --> 00:28:16,769
It's probably Zinn's idea.
703
00:28:16,802 --> 00:28:18,739
Yeah.
(chuckles softly)
704
00:28:28,893 --> 00:28:30,997
(Zinn whimpering)
705
00:28:36,942 --> 00:28:39,915
(muffled):
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
706
00:28:39,948 --> 00:28:43,321
♪ "Fear not, then,"
said the Angel ♪
707
00:28:43,355 --> 00:28:46,327
♪ Let nothing thee affright ♪
(Zinn whimpering)
708
00:28:46,361 --> 00:28:48,933
♪ To free all those ♪
709
00:28:48,966 --> 00:28:51,906
♪ Who trust in Him ♪
710
00:28:51,939 --> 00:28:55,445
♪ From Satan's power and might ♪
711
00:28:55,479 --> 00:29:00,790
♪ Oh, tidings
of comfort and joy ♪
712
00:29:00,823 --> 00:29:04,063
♪ Comfort and joy ♪
713
00:29:04,096 --> 00:29:07,336
♪ Comfort and joy,
comfort and joy. ♪
714
00:29:10,843 --> 00:29:12,914
(grunts)
715
00:29:22,232 --> 00:29:24,203
Come on!
716
00:29:24,236 --> 00:29:25,940
Are you kidding me?
717
00:29:25,974 --> 00:29:28,044
What if this isn't a prank?
718
00:29:29,982 --> 00:29:31,484
What if this isn't Zinn
and Wyatt?
719
00:29:31,518 --> 00:29:34,223
What if this is the guy
from the mall?
720
00:29:34,256 --> 00:29:36,495
BARRY:
Santa Claus?
721
00:29:38,031 --> 00:29:40,068
I'm calling 911.
722
00:29:42,406 --> 00:29:44,243
No, it's not a prank.
723
00:29:44,276 --> 00:29:46,481
I mean,
I'm pretty sure it's not.
724
00:29:46,515 --> 00:29:48,519
II need you to come now.
725
00:29:48,552 --> 00:29:50,890
Please?
726
00:29:50,923 --> 00:29:52,827
F... (exhales)
They're gonna send a car,
727
00:29:52,861 --> 00:29:54,498
but they won't say
it's an emergency.
728
00:29:54,531 --> 00:29:56,367
It's because there's been so
many calls about this address.
729
00:29:56,401 --> 00:29:58,104
Complaints from the neighbors.
Breaking up parties. That time
730
00:29:58,138 --> 00:29:59,975
we actually called the SWATs
on ourselves.
731
00:30:00,008 --> 00:30:01,377
That means it could be hours.
732
00:30:01,411 --> 00:30:02,814
(phone chimes)
733
00:30:05,118 --> 00:30:07,122
Shit.
734
00:30:11,397 --> 00:30:13,134
Got to get the fuck
out of this house.
735
00:30:13,168 --> 00:30:16,240
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
We can't just leave the guys.
736
00:30:16,274 --> 00:30:19,013
If these videos are for real,
they're fucking dead!
737
00:30:19,046 --> 00:30:21,284
I can't argue with that.
I was gonna leave.
738
00:30:21,317 --> 00:30:23,288
I was gonna leave Bro House
and start my channel back up,
739
00:30:23,321 --> 00:30:24,591
and then
I was gonna go to college.
740
00:30:24,624 --> 00:30:25,960
I even talked to my parents
about it.
741
00:30:25,994 --> 00:30:27,363
I was done with this shit.
742
00:30:27,396 --> 00:30:30,335
(thudding)
SANTA: Ho ho ho.
743
00:30:32,339 --> 00:30:33,909
♪ Jolly Christmas ♪
744
00:30:33,943 --> 00:30:35,312
♪ It's the best time... ♪
745
00:30:35,345 --> 00:30:38,118
I'm fucking scared.
746
00:30:38,151 --> 00:30:40,590
Yeah, so am I.
747
00:30:40,623 --> 00:30:42,059
♪ If there'll be snow... ♪
748
00:30:42,092 --> 00:30:44,598
(James whimpers)
749
00:30:44,631 --> 00:30:47,604
♪ Have a holly jolly Christmas ♪
750
00:30:47,637 --> 00:30:50,576
♪ And when you walk
down the street... ♪
751
00:30:50,610 --> 00:30:52,479
And okay.
752
00:30:52,514 --> 00:30:55,052
(clears throat)
It was a boner.
753
00:30:55,085 --> 00:30:57,322
Yeah, I know. Let's just get
the fuck out of here, okay?
754
00:30:57,356 --> 00:30:59,326
Okay.
755
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:01,899
(door creaking)
756
00:31:01,932 --> 00:31:03,168
Looks clear.
757
00:31:03,201 --> 00:31:04,905
Come on.
758
00:31:09,213 --> 00:31:10,482
(screams)
My hand!
759
00:31:10,516 --> 00:31:13,188
(screams, gasping)
What happened?
760
00:31:13,221 --> 00:31:15,459
I'm shot. Help me! Get it out!
761
00:31:15,493 --> 00:31:17,062
Get it out! Oh!
762
00:31:17,096 --> 00:31:19,467
Oh, God, it hurts.
763
00:31:19,501 --> 00:31:21,638
Fuck!
Oh, God. Oh, God!
764
00:31:21,672 --> 00:31:23,241
(grunts)
765
00:31:23,274 --> 00:31:24,911
(James choking)
766
00:31:30,021 --> 00:31:31,090
(bow firing)
Oh!
767
00:31:31,124 --> 00:31:32,459
(grunting, panting)
768
00:31:35,232 --> 00:31:37,169
BARRY:
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
769
00:31:37,202 --> 00:31:39,206
(grunting)
770
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:41,277
♪ ♪
771
00:32:00,315 --> 00:32:02,352
(panting)
772
00:32:07,530 --> 00:32:10,168
(shouts, panting)
773
00:32:13,408 --> 00:32:14,978
Shit.
774
00:32:17,282 --> 00:32:19,253
(grunts)
775
00:32:19,286 --> 00:32:21,357
(footsteps thudding)
776
00:32:28,438 --> 00:32:30,408
I have a gun!
777
00:32:30,442 --> 00:32:32,714
I'll fucking blow your head off!
778
00:32:32,747 --> 00:32:34,985
(thudding stops)
(computer chiming)
779
00:32:36,420 --> 00:32:38,391
(panting)
780
00:32:47,009 --> 00:32:49,013
♪ ♪
781
00:33:02,206 --> 00:33:04,711
You stupid motherfu...
(footsteps thudding)
782
00:33:08,051 --> 00:33:09,286
(scraping)
783
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:11,090
No fucking way.
784
00:33:11,123 --> 00:33:13,127
You are not coming
through the chimney.
785
00:33:14,430 --> 00:33:16,400
(grunting)
786
00:33:18,438 --> 00:33:20,075
Why won't you fucking cl...
787
00:33:20,108 --> 00:33:21,410
Fuck.
788
00:33:21,444 --> 00:33:23,281
(chuckles)
789
00:33:23,314 --> 00:33:26,087
Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
790
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:28,692
♪ ♪
791
00:33:28,726 --> 00:33:30,428
That's gasoline. Oh, my God.
792
00:33:30,462 --> 00:33:32,767
It's gasoline. What? Oh, God.
793
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:35,305
(fanfare plays)
794
00:33:35,338 --> 00:33:37,309
(noisemaker blows)
795
00:33:37,342 --> 00:33:39,313
("Silent Night" by Bing Crosby
playing)
796
00:33:39,346 --> 00:33:41,785
(panting)
797
00:33:41,818 --> 00:33:46,093
♪ Silent night... ♪
798
00:33:46,127 --> 00:33:48,599
That's five million.
Five million.
799
00:33:48,632 --> 00:33:50,770
(chuckles): That's five million.
Five million followers.
800
00:33:50,803 --> 00:33:52,774
Boys, we did it!
801
00:33:52,807 --> 00:33:55,513
Five million follow...!
(laughs)
802
00:33:55,546 --> 00:33:58,519
It's a fucking
Christmas miracle! Oh, my God.
803
00:33:58,552 --> 00:34:01,224
♪ All is bright... ♪
804
00:34:01,257 --> 00:34:03,328
That's five million followers.
We did it.
805
00:34:03,361 --> 00:34:05,600
Five million followers.
Five mil...
806
00:34:05,633 --> 00:34:07,069
Oh, my God!
807
00:34:07,102 --> 00:34:09,406
♪ Round yon Virgin ♪
808
00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:14,283
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
♪ Mother and Child ♪
809
00:34:14,316 --> 00:34:19,661
♪ Holy infant ♪
810
00:34:19,694 --> 00:34:25,472
♪ So tender and mild ♪
811
00:34:25,506 --> 00:34:30,616
♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪
812
00:34:30,650 --> 00:34:33,488
(horn honking)
(sirens wailing)
813
00:34:36,728 --> 00:34:39,668
♪ Sleep ♪
814
00:34:39,701 --> 00:34:45,513
♪ In heavenly peace ♪
815
00:34:47,149 --> 00:34:52,794
♪ Silent night ♪
816
00:34:52,827 --> 00:34:59,139
♪ Holy night ♪
817
00:34:59,173 --> 00:35:04,517
♪ All is calm ♪
818
00:35:06,622 --> 00:35:09,794
♪ All is bright ♪
819
00:35:12,332 --> 00:35:18,177
♪ Round yon Virgin ♪
820
00:35:18,211 --> 00:35:24,557
♪ Mother and Child ♪
821
00:35:24,591 --> 00:35:30,703
♪ Holy infant ♪
822
00:35:30,736 --> 00:35:36,515
♪ So tender and mild ♪
823
00:35:37,717 --> 00:35:40,488
♪ Sleep ♪
824
00:35:40,523 --> 00:35:45,733
♪ In heavenly ♪
825
00:35:45,766 --> 00:35:50,576
♪ Peace. ♪
826
00:35:54,751 --> 00:35:56,755
♪ ♪
827
00:36:22,540 --> 00:36:25,178
SANTA:
Ho ho ho.
828
00:37:37,590 --> 00:37:40,529
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829
00:37:40,579 --> 00:37:45,129
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