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Even though officials have said
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Official YIFY movies site:
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the area is safe,
the community here
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is very unsettled
over the reopening...
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It's open.
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Could've shut the door,
you're letting the flies in.
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Sorry.
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What do you want?
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I'm looking for Aaron James.
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Is this the right place?
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Aaron, company!
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All right goddammit, you
act like I can't fuckin' hear.
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What the fuck are you wearing?
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Nothing.
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Well listen, I'm going camping
with my buddy from the army
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for a few days, you know
the survival man off the TV?
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Why don't you get
your sorry ass up
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and clean this fuckin'
place up while I'm gone.
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See the shit I have
to put up with?
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Practice safe sex, y'all!
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Why don't you pass over, dog.
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Come on.
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Get in there.
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Sorry about all that
back there, man.
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She keeps the place a pit.
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Dang man, it's nice to see ya.
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How long's it
been, 16, 17 years?
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Guess more like 20, I think.
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Want one?
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Driving.
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Damn, I was thirsty.
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So yeah, I seen your
survival show on television.
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Looks like you're doing
pretty good for yourself,
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survival man.
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Eh, it's been all right.
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Long time.
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Hey, how you doing,
what you got going on?
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Oh, well when I'm not back
there fighting with that bitch,
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stay out on the Gulf fishing,
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anything besides
sitting in the tanker,
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listening to her ass
complain all day.
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Hey, so all that
stuff on your show,
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you know, you're
drinking your pee
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and eating the bugs
and worms and stuff,
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is all that real
or is it staged?
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It's real.
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It's always been real, man,
you know me better than that.
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I don't do bullshit.
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I'm the only one that
ever did it for real.
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I don't drink my own piss.
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Now that's a good thing
'cause I've been waiting
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to kiss you in the mouth ever
since I got in the truck.
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Well hey, how about you drink
one of these fuckin' beers
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and let's have
ourselves a good time.
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All right, fine.
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Make a toast, brother.
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To the good old days.
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The old days.
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Where the hell are they?
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I don't see anything, commander.
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Eagle two, I can't see 'em.
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Can you give intel?
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There's a fucking
army out there,
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shoot the ones with the
fucking rags on their heads!
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Eagle two, eagle three,
take cover, I'm sending.
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Jonesy, keep your
fucking head down
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and shoot that fucking rifle!
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So whatever happened
to that girl you was uh,
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when we was stationed
up at leonardwood?
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She left me when I found
out she was fucking around.
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Funny how that works, ain't it?
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Come on, this is the place,
1,500 acres of private property,
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all to ourselves.
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What about this?
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It's just a sign man, it
ain't gonna get in our way.
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Ain't about to tell you to stop.
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Well I guess it kinda
does tell you to stop...
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Fine, fine fine.
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Oh, sorry man, I didn't
mean to be in your way.
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So uh,
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what about the kid?
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Uh, we don't get
much time together.
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You know, she used to spend
every summer up at my place,
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maybe two weeks, then we
just kinda drifted apart.
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Anyway, she's in college now.
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She's got no time for me.
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That's a shame, bro.
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I hate to hear when
families break up.
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That's why I never got married.
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But that wife of yours had
the tightest little ass.
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She was something else.
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She had some perky
ass titties too, man.
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You ever still talk to her?
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Nope, been divorced
almost 18 years now.
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Damn, I've been
kicking myself in the ass
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every single day if I
lost something like that.
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Ann was her name, wasn't it?
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This'll be a good place to camp.
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Protection if it rains,
got water, firewood.
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We camp here.
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All right cool man, well I
wanna see you starting a fire
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like you do on the
survival man show,
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rubbing two sticks
together, you know?
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And hell, after
that, if we got time,
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why don't you jump in
that lake over there
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and catch us an
aligator for dinner.
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Ow.
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You set up the tent,
I'll get some firewood.
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Fair enough.
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Dog.
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Dog!
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Oh shit.
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Dog!
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Dog, hey.
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Hey sweetheart.
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How the hell'd you get in there?
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Come on, girl, come on.
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Come on, man, come
on, you can do it.
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Let' me get you up,
let me get you up.
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Oh, you're gaining
weight, sweetheart.
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Hey.
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Okay.
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There, you all right, honey?
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Come on, dog, come on.
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Come on, come on, dog.
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Come on, come on,
let's go, girl.
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Come on, come on,
dog, come on come on.
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Let's go.
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Where the hell you been?
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Tent's all torn up and the
Poles don't fit anyway.
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You know, dog just fell
into some kind of hole.
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Man, if I wasn't there, she
wouldn't have even got out.
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You gotta be careful, man,
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them things are all
over the woods out here.
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Some of 'em are super deep.
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Who names their dog, dog?
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Instructions.
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Oh, I guess I'll
put your fancy ass,
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bullshit tent together,
requires instructions and Poles,
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while you walk around the
woods being survival man
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looking at butterflies and
squirrels fucking on the trees.
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You know what, fuck dude,
my dog falls in a hole
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and you've been at my
throat all fucking day.
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What the hell's going on?
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Listen man, you're right,
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we should be out here celebrating,
talk about the old days,
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not listening to my bullshit.
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So how about this,
you go put your
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dysfunctional tent together
with the instructions
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and got us a lighter right here,
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I'll start us a fire
and we'll partake
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in some recreational substances.
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Oh shit dude,
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we're not gonna smoke that
whole thing here, are we?
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Fuckin' a right we are.
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What else will we do with it?
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Let's get this
shit rollin', huh?
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To the old days.
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To the old days.
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Don't lip it like that, bitch,
come on now, be serious.
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You gotta go outside, girl?
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Okay, let's put you out.
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Come on, let's go see
what goofball's doing.
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All right, sweetheart,
there you go.
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Oh, you're getting old.
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Go on, go pee.
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What the hell are you doing?
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Hell do you think I'm doing?
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Tryin' to catch
us some breakfast.
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How do you make this
look so easy anyways?
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Hey, what'd you catch?
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What the fuck
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are you laughing at, asshole?
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It's a harmless
water snake, idiot.
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They don't even bite.
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Oh yeah?
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Well just so you know,
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that was a fucking cotton mouth
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and it almost bit me
in the fuckin' face.
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Your ass wouldn't be so smart
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if that thing almost
tried to bite you.
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Do you know what?
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Fuck you, fuck
that goddam snake,
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I'm outta this
shit, mother fucker.
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We should set up camp
before it gets dark there,
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don't you think?
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Nope, let's keep up with dog.
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She's headed to the bluffs
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and there's gonna be good
shelter there in case it rains.
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All right, survival dude.
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You go on up there and set
your broke dick tent up
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and I'll follow up
after I fill a cat hole.
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Roger that.
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Gunners dumping.
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Ain't been called that in years.
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Dog.
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Come on.
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Aaron!
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Danny!
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Aaron!
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What the hell?
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Danny.
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What the hell are
you doing down there?
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Danny, are you all right?
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Are you hurt?
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I'll be all right.
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Now just go get help.
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Hold on real quick, bro,
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I gotta get this on video.
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Would you stop fucking around?
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All right, I'll be fine.
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Now go get help.
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All right, ladies and gentlemen,
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here we have the survival man
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and he's stuck down in
a pit in the forest.
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And hurry up, gunner!
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Because he don't
fuckin' listen to nobody
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when they're telling him
there's pits in the forest
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and he needs to be careful.
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Stop fucking around,
Aaron, those edges are weak.
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Well now your smart ass
is stuck down in there
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and I'm gonna have
to fuckin' save ya.
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Just stop it.
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Go get help.
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I'm warning you, Aaron.
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Anyways, I guess
there's more to survival
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than just staying alive, ain't
that right, survival man?
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You smart ass.
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Shit you idiot,
it's giving away,
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stop, just stop, just stop...
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Yeah yeah, quit your bitching.
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- Jesus...
- Gunner's got your back.
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Whoa, stop stop stop stop stop!
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Aaron.
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Fuck.
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Aaron.
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Oh.
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You all right, man?
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Holy shit, dude.
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Bro, you got, you
got a fucking antler
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sticking out of your side.
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Ow!
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God.
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- Help me.
- All right, man.
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- Help me, help me.
- Here we go.
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Here we go.
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Fuck god.
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Eh, don't touch my arm.
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You're gonna have to
quit being a pussy.
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We gotta pull that out.
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Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
stop, just fucking stay.
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Oh god, just
stay away, just stay away.
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We gotta pull this bitch out.
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Don't touch me,
don't touch me, don't touch me.
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Oh goddammit, you're
gonna have to suck this up.
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Just wait, just
wait, just wait, okay?
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What are you waiting for?
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- Goddamn it.
- Okay,
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on the count of three,
261
00:16:49,025 --> 00:16:50,992
one...
262
00:16:50,994 --> 00:16:51,994
Oh god!
263
00:16:53,229 --> 00:16:54,862
Don't touch me, don't touch me...
264
00:16:54,864 --> 00:16:55,997
Gotta stop the fucking bleeding.
265
00:16:55,999 --> 00:16:57,266
Do we got anything we can suture
266
00:16:57,268 --> 00:16:59,334
or stitch this shit up with?
267
00:17:01,838 --> 00:17:03,272
Maybe we can tighten
this pack up...
268
00:17:03,274 --> 00:17:04,839
Shut up.
269
00:17:04,841 --> 00:17:08,077
Just shut up.
270
00:17:12,283 --> 00:17:14,017
Dog looks pretty fucked up too.
271
00:17:15,386 --> 00:17:17,952
All right, dude, do we
got any kind of sutures,
272
00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:19,521
a needle or anything, man?
273
00:17:19,523 --> 00:17:20,524
Yeah, we got shit.
274
00:17:22,825 --> 00:17:23,958
We got stuff.
275
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,429
Oh fuck man, we're fucked.
276
00:17:48,252 --> 00:17:49,252
Goddammit!
277
00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:55,858
Aaron, calm down now.
278
00:17:57,093 --> 00:17:58,161
All right, now listen,
279
00:17:59,962 --> 00:18:03,097
we gotta keep our heads, we're
gonna survive this thing.
280
00:18:07,338 --> 00:18:08,969
What the hell was that?
281
00:18:08,971 --> 00:18:10,971
Those are copperhead
snakes, I've seen three.
282
00:18:10,973 --> 00:18:11,972
We've gotta be careful.
283
00:18:11,974 --> 00:18:13,342
Careful?
284
00:18:13,344 --> 00:18:14,977
We need to kill
these mother fuckers.
285
00:18:16,045 --> 00:18:17,446
Hey,
286
00:18:17,448 --> 00:18:18,448
don't kill 'em.
287
00:18:19,583 --> 00:18:20,883
Might need to eat 'em.
288
00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:23,585
Well listen,
289
00:18:23,587 --> 00:18:25,587
I ain't fuckin' planning on
staying down here too long,
290
00:18:25,589 --> 00:18:28,290
especially with all
these fuckin' snakes.
291
00:18:28,292 --> 00:18:29,857
You know I hate snakes
292
00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:31,926
and I damn sure ain't
eating no snake.
293
00:18:31,928 --> 00:18:32,928
Calm down.
294
00:18:33,930 --> 00:18:36,030
Hey uh, take an inventory.
295
00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:39,033
I wanna know what survival
supplies we have for later.
296
00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:40,502
We'll find a way outta here
297
00:18:40,504 --> 00:18:42,036
even if we have to
use these tunnels.
298
00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:43,904
I'll bet you they lead up.
299
00:18:43,906 --> 00:18:45,440
No, we need to climb
outta this mother fucker.
300
00:18:45,442 --> 00:18:47,509
We need a fuckin' rope
and a hook or something.
301
00:18:47,511 --> 00:18:49,078
Gunner, I said calm down.
302
00:18:50,947 --> 00:18:53,015
We gotta keep our heads if
we're gonna survive this.
303
00:18:56,387 --> 00:18:57,519
You're right.
304
00:18:57,521 --> 00:18:59,920
We just need to keep cool, man,
305
00:18:59,922 --> 00:19:03,023
somebody's bound to come
along here sooner or later.
306
00:19:06,597 --> 00:19:07,597
But if they don't,
307
00:19:09,633 --> 00:19:10,933
we'll find our way out.
308
00:19:17,173 --> 00:19:18,306
Well let's see here.
309
00:19:18,308 --> 00:19:20,308
We got some cooking utensils,
310
00:19:20,310 --> 00:19:21,310
a knife,
311
00:19:22,546 --> 00:19:24,381
about five insta-meals,
312
00:19:28,285 --> 00:19:30,585
a survival man TV show kit!
313
00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:32,487
$24.95!
314
00:19:32,489 --> 00:19:35,057
Let's see what's in this
mother fucker, shall we?
315
00:19:38,262 --> 00:19:40,362
Oh, look at that,
a rape whistle.
316
00:19:42,031 --> 00:19:43,431
I'm survival man,
I'm getting raped!
317
00:19:44,535 --> 00:19:46,537
Thermal blanket, one
thermal fuckin' blanket.
318
00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:50,305
Uh, fire starter,
319
00:19:50,307 --> 00:19:52,039
a little bullshit knife,
320
00:19:52,041 --> 00:19:53,675
um, I'm guessing that's
a fuckin' credit card,
321
00:19:53,677 --> 00:19:56,511
platinum edition since
you're a rich TV show prick,
322
00:19:56,513 --> 00:19:58,282
and a fucked up ass compass.
323
00:19:59,516 --> 00:20:01,416
You know what we don't have?
324
00:20:01,418 --> 00:20:04,386
Some fucking rope so we
can climb out, smart ass.
325
00:20:04,388 --> 00:20:06,455
So I guess you need to
put in the fine print,
326
00:20:06,457 --> 00:20:10,057
"it doesn't help you if you
fall in a fucking cave,"
327
00:20:10,059 --> 00:20:11,058
now does it?!
328
00:20:11,060 --> 00:20:12,962
Gunner, calm down.
329
00:20:18,335 --> 00:20:20,702
This is all your fucking fault.
330
00:20:20,704 --> 00:20:22,571
You did this.
331
00:20:22,573 --> 00:20:23,573
You fucking ass.
332
00:20:27,076 --> 00:20:29,210
You'd better hope
we get outta here
333
00:20:29,212 --> 00:20:32,014
because if we don't,
you're gonna be dead,
334
00:20:33,350 --> 00:20:35,617
these fucking hands right here.
335
00:20:57,073 --> 00:20:58,475
You piece of shit.
336
00:21:00,644 --> 00:21:03,447
You're pretty much a survival
televangelist, ain't you?
337
00:21:05,549 --> 00:21:07,384
But you can't get
nobody outta shit.
338
00:21:12,389 --> 00:21:13,355
Oh yeah.
339
00:21:13,357 --> 00:21:14,358
That's right.
340
00:21:15,425 --> 00:21:17,359
I'm getting the fuck outta here.
341
00:21:17,361 --> 00:21:18,462
I don't know about you.
342
00:21:20,062 --> 00:21:21,431
Getting the fuck outta here.
343
00:21:27,704 --> 00:21:28,704
Goddamn it!
344
00:21:31,140 --> 00:21:32,140
Do something!
345
00:21:33,610 --> 00:21:35,577
This is all your fucking fault.
346
00:21:35,579 --> 00:21:37,612
If you just fucking listened
to me the first time
347
00:21:37,614 --> 00:21:40,247
when I told you these things
were all over the damn woods,
348
00:21:40,249 --> 00:21:42,617
we wouldn't be in
this fucking spot!
349
00:21:42,619 --> 00:21:46,254
But now I'm gonna fucking
die here.
350
00:21:46,256 --> 00:21:47,589
- Hey...
- I don't wanna
351
00:21:47,591 --> 00:21:49,189
- fucking die here.
- Gunner.
352
00:21:50,460 --> 00:21:51,728
You're scaring my dog, boy.
353
00:21:54,096 --> 00:21:56,500
Fuck you and your goddamn dog.
354
00:21:58,602 --> 00:21:59,602
Gunner,
355
00:22:00,404 --> 00:22:01,471
you best go easy, boy.
356
00:22:13,182 --> 00:22:15,283
Where the hell's jonesy?
357
00:22:15,285 --> 00:22:16,785
We got separated.
358
00:22:16,787 --> 00:22:18,386
You left her out there?
359
00:22:18,388 --> 00:22:19,387
What's the fuck wrong
with you, gunner?
360
00:22:19,389 --> 00:22:21,221
Fuck you, driver.
361
00:22:21,223 --> 00:22:22,557
The fuck we gonna do now?
362
00:22:22,559 --> 00:22:24,459
She's in a good place,
363
00:22:24,461 --> 00:22:26,528
let's just call in a fucking
air strike on their asses.
364
00:22:26,530 --> 00:22:29,331
Eagle three, this is eagle
one, gimme a mag count.
365
00:22:29,333 --> 00:22:31,198
Eagle one, I'm on my last mag.
366
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:34,669
Get your fucking asses up.
367
00:22:34,671 --> 00:22:37,839
Mag up, we're gonna go get her.
368
00:22:37,841 --> 00:22:39,241
Okay, I'm sorry.
369
00:22:40,477 --> 00:22:42,142
Listen, you now tanks
370
00:22:42,144 --> 00:22:45,214
and apparently large
holes in the ground
371
00:22:46,583 --> 00:22:49,653
make me go nuts,
let alone snakes.
372
00:22:50,754 --> 00:22:51,754
Yeah, I know.
373
00:22:53,490 --> 00:22:55,459
We ain't climbing out
of this thing now.
374
00:22:58,295 --> 00:22:59,796
It's gonna get dark soon.
375
00:23:01,298 --> 00:23:02,299
I hear ya.
376
00:23:06,235 --> 00:23:07,669
I think we should
get a fire going,
377
00:23:07,671 --> 00:23:09,640
get some smoke out that
hole, somebody see us.
378
00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:13,877
You think somebody's
looking for us?
379
00:23:16,380 --> 00:23:17,614
Nobody's looking for me.
380
00:23:21,351 --> 00:23:22,784
But that girlfriend of yours,
381
00:23:22,786 --> 00:23:24,619
how long before she
calls the authorities?
382
00:23:24,621 --> 00:23:26,755
Oh yeah, probably never.
383
00:23:26,757 --> 00:23:28,690
I'm pretty sure she
packed her shit and left
384
00:23:28,692 --> 00:23:30,894
just as soon as we pulled
outta the driveway.
385
00:23:34,798 --> 00:23:36,898
Man, you don't
ever change, do you?
386
00:23:36,900 --> 00:23:39,235
Daddy said I always
knew how to pick 'em.
387
00:23:41,571 --> 00:23:42,571
Good old days.
388
00:23:43,507 --> 00:23:44,507
Good old days.
389
00:23:59,790 --> 00:24:01,725
The hell are you doing?
390
00:24:04,461 --> 00:24:05,894
I'm organizing.
391
00:24:05,896 --> 00:24:07,431
What do you think I'm doing?
392
00:24:09,299 --> 00:24:10,965
Count up all the firewood,
put it in separate piles,
393
00:24:10,967 --> 00:24:14,736
I figure about 100 fires.
394
00:24:14,738 --> 00:24:16,640
100 fires, you mean 100 days?
395
00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:19,874
I tell you what, I ain't
sitting in this sinkhole
396
00:24:19,876 --> 00:24:22,944
with you and these damn
snakes for 100 days.
397
00:24:22,946 --> 00:24:24,448
You must've lost your mind.
398
00:24:25,615 --> 00:24:27,884
Technically, it's a cenote.
399
00:24:29,419 --> 00:24:31,252
Sinkholes are convex.
400
00:24:31,254 --> 00:24:33,555
If it was a sinkhole,
we could've climbed out.
401
00:24:33,557 --> 00:24:35,222
No, this is a cenote.
402
00:24:35,224 --> 00:24:38,495
Cenotes are concave,
just like this,
403
00:24:39,429 --> 00:24:41,362
carved out of sandstone.
404
00:24:41,364 --> 00:24:43,834
Just be thankful we're not
sitting in three feet of water.
405
00:24:48,905 --> 00:24:50,237
Hey,
406
00:24:50,239 --> 00:24:51,740
just do the math with me.
407
00:24:51,742 --> 00:24:53,009
We've got plenty of water.
408
00:24:54,811 --> 00:24:57,011
We've got snakes and critters
that we can catch and eat,
409
00:24:58,281 --> 00:25:00,381
lots of firewood for signal
fires, cook our food.
410
00:25:00,383 --> 00:25:01,850
The temperature in
here is constant,
411
00:25:01,852 --> 00:25:03,320
I'll bet you it's
about 68 degrees.
412
00:25:04,387 --> 00:25:06,387
So we ain't gonna freeze.
413
00:25:06,389 --> 00:25:11,394
And these tunnels, we can
explore them, find a way out.
414
00:25:11,862 --> 00:25:12,862
Look,
415
00:25:14,698 --> 00:25:17,699
all you gotta do
is stay cool, okay?
416
00:25:17,701 --> 00:25:20,869
If someone doesn't come and
find us, we'll find a way out.
417
00:25:20,871 --> 00:25:24,773
Be that as it may, I ain't
eating no fucking snakes.
418
00:25:24,775 --> 00:25:27,976
Dog.
419
00:25:27,978 --> 00:25:29,811
So what,
420
00:25:29,813 --> 00:25:31,773
we got to split our rations
with that dog now too?
421
00:25:33,383 --> 00:25:35,416
Aaron, two seconds ago, you
didn't wanna eat any snake,
422
00:25:35,418 --> 00:25:37,519
now you're worried
about dog eating some?
423
00:25:37,521 --> 00:25:39,387
We keep her healthy, all right?
424
00:25:39,389 --> 00:25:41,689
She can hear things up
above that we can't hear.
425
00:25:41,691 --> 00:25:43,892
She can use those tunnels
way better than we can
426
00:25:43,894 --> 00:25:45,827
and find us a way out.
427
00:25:45,829 --> 00:25:49,063
Now, we keep dog healthy,
dog'll get us out of here.
428
00:25:49,065 --> 00:25:50,634
I ain't eating snake.
429
00:25:52,502 --> 00:25:55,372
As long as it's only snake,
I guess I'll let that pass.
430
00:25:59,476 --> 00:26:00,877
Hey, put that away.
431
00:26:01,945 --> 00:26:03,380
Those are emergency rations.
432
00:26:04,548 --> 00:26:06,614
We don't touch 'em.
433
00:26:06,616 --> 00:26:09,684
I just told ya, I wasn't
eating no damn snake,
434
00:26:09,686 --> 00:26:11,486
especially when I got
435
00:26:11,488 --> 00:26:13,368
like three bags of macaroni
and cheese in there.
436
00:26:14,791 --> 00:26:16,424
Whatever, man.
437
00:26:16,426 --> 00:26:17,792
Hit the racks, private.
438
00:26:38,782 --> 00:26:42,617
Hey, don't you think we
should let that dog go first?
439
00:26:42,619 --> 00:26:44,821
I don't wanna crawl up
on no pack of wolves.
440
00:26:48,758 --> 00:26:52,028
My torch is getting
ready to die.
441
00:26:53,630 --> 00:26:55,899
Scratch it against the
wall and then fan it.
442
00:26:57,801 --> 00:26:58,801
It'll wake it up.
443
00:26:59,970 --> 00:27:03,972
Oh, good call, survival man.
444
00:27:03,974 --> 00:27:06,476
And what are we gonna do
when your torch goes out?
445
00:27:08,044 --> 00:27:10,164
Crawl back in this pitch
black, following that string?
446
00:27:12,015 --> 00:27:14,148
Who in the hell goes camping
without a flashlight anyway?
447
00:27:14,150 --> 00:27:15,150
Shut up.
448
00:27:16,887 --> 00:27:17,887
Let's turn back.
449
00:27:19,589 --> 00:27:20,589
I'm turning back.
450
00:27:21,625 --> 00:27:23,091
Can you turn around?
451
00:27:23,093 --> 00:27:24,559
Yeah, I'm gonna try.
452
00:27:28,865 --> 00:27:31,866
Rope's still attached to
my wrist, so just follow me.
453
00:27:31,868 --> 00:27:34,502
All right.
454
00:27:34,504 --> 00:27:38,439
God.
455
00:27:44,447 --> 00:27:45,880
Hey.
456
00:27:45,882 --> 00:27:47,849
Stop using that lighter,
man, it's all we got.
457
00:27:47,851 --> 00:27:49,651
Conserve it.
458
00:27:49,653 --> 00:27:51,085
If you think i'm
crawling through the dark
459
00:27:51,087 --> 00:27:52,954
with all these snakes
all over the place,
460
00:27:52,956 --> 00:27:54,789
you've lost your damn mind.
461
00:27:54,791 --> 00:27:56,724
I'm serious, Aaron.
462
00:27:56,726 --> 00:27:57,961
Stop using the lighter.
463
00:27:59,829 --> 00:28:01,496
I'm serious too,
I brought the damn thing.
464
00:28:01,498 --> 00:28:02,630
If you wanna start a fire,
465
00:28:02,632 --> 00:28:04,134
you can rub two sticks together.
466
00:28:07,671 --> 00:28:09,203
Get your ass going, mutt.
467
00:28:09,205 --> 00:28:10,905
Go.
468
00:28:10,907 --> 00:28:12,206
Go.
469
00:28:13,643 --> 00:28:15,209
Dog, whoa.
470
00:28:15,211 --> 00:28:16,945
The hell'd you do?
471
00:28:16,947 --> 00:28:18,546
I think she's
slowing up progress,
472
00:28:18,548 --> 00:28:20,214
I just lit a fire under
her ass, that's all.
473
00:28:20,216 --> 00:28:21,216
Stupid idiot.
474
00:28:22,686 --> 00:28:23,818
You know, for someone
who's afraid of snakes,
475
00:28:23,820 --> 00:28:25,219
you sure do treat the one thing
476
00:28:25,221 --> 00:28:26,821
that's keeping the
snakes away like shit.
477
00:28:28,558 --> 00:28:31,526
Dog, come here.
478
00:28:31,528 --> 00:28:33,194
Come here, dog.
479
00:28:33,196 --> 00:28:34,796
She ain't coming to someone
who treats her like shit.
480
00:28:34,798 --> 00:28:36,198
If you get bit,
it's your own fault.
481
00:28:37,067 --> 00:28:39,667
Well hey man, that
torch is going out.
482
00:28:39,669 --> 00:28:41,437
Let me squeeze past
you, I got the lighter.
483
00:28:41,439 --> 00:28:42,904
I'll lead the way.
484
00:28:42,906 --> 00:28:44,806
Do it, follow the string.
485
00:28:47,877 --> 00:28:48,876
Get off my foot!
486
00:28:48,878 --> 00:28:49,878
Sorry.
487
00:29:32,555 --> 00:29:35,223
Oh fuck dude, let me
the fuck back, I just got bit!
488
00:29:35,225 --> 00:29:37,825
You mother fucker,
slow down, all right?
489
00:29:37,827 --> 00:29:39,694
Where's the lighter?
490
00:29:39,696 --> 00:29:40,661
I don't know, it's up
there by the fucking snake.
491
00:29:40,663 --> 00:29:41,796
I dropped it.
492
00:29:41,798 --> 00:29:44,266
Geez Aaron, it's gone by now.
493
00:29:44,268 --> 00:29:46,569
So just stop
panicking, all right?
494
00:29:48,204 --> 00:29:49,537
We gotta get up there, we
gotta find this lighter.
495
00:29:49,539 --> 00:29:51,005
Now what kind of snake was it?
496
00:29:51,007 --> 00:29:52,840
It was a fucking
copperhead, dude,
497
00:29:52,842 --> 00:29:54,802
I know a fucking copperhead
when I get bit by one.
498
00:29:56,179 --> 00:29:58,012
Just slow down, all right?
499
00:29:58,014 --> 00:29:59,914
We gotta go up and
get the lighter.
500
00:29:59,916 --> 00:30:01,783
No no, then you're
gonna get fucking bit too
501
00:30:01,785 --> 00:30:03,252
and we're both gonna die.
502
00:30:03,254 --> 00:30:04,619
Oh, we ain't gonna die
from a copperhead bite!
503
00:30:04,621 --> 00:30:05,987
You know that.
504
00:30:05,989 --> 00:30:07,822
Bullshit,
505
00:30:07,824 --> 00:30:09,023
people die from copperhead
bites all the time.
506
00:30:09,025 --> 00:30:10,960
All right, all right.
507
00:30:14,331 --> 00:30:15,331
Stay here.
508
00:30:16,666 --> 00:30:18,132
I'll get the lighter.
509
00:30:18,134 --> 00:30:20,335
All right.
510
00:30:20,337 --> 00:30:21,671
Goddamn you.
511
00:30:27,877 --> 00:30:29,877
I don't see no goddamn
lighter, you idiot.
512
00:30:29,879 --> 00:30:30,879
I can't find it.
513
00:30:40,123 --> 00:30:43,658
Dog, dog come on.
514
00:30:43,660 --> 00:30:44,792
Dog's here.
515
00:30:44,794 --> 00:30:45,827
Good girl.
516
00:30:45,829 --> 00:30:47,161
Good girl.
517
00:30:47,163 --> 00:30:52,168
Okay look, calm down, man.
518
00:30:53,236 --> 00:30:55,236
You hear me, hey, you hear me?
519
00:30:55,238 --> 00:30:57,138
I got you.
520
00:30:57,140 --> 00:30:59,909
Grab the string, follow
the string all the way back.
521
00:31:01,211 --> 00:31:02,944
And you drag that
foot, you don't use it,
522
00:31:02,946 --> 00:31:05,079
you don't push on it, all right?
523
00:31:05,081 --> 00:31:06,081
Get outta here.
524
00:31:07,784 --> 00:31:09,251
Hey hey, shouldn't
you suck the poison out
525
00:31:09,253 --> 00:31:11,018
and tie a tourniquet
on it or something?
526
00:31:14,124 --> 00:31:17,125
You're a fucking
idiot, Aaron, all right?
527
00:31:17,127 --> 00:31:20,061
Stop watching John Wayne
movies, it's an old wive's tale.
528
00:31:20,063 --> 00:31:21,998
'Cause I ain't sucking
anything outta you.
529
00:31:34,043 --> 00:31:35,346
Come on, old buddy.
530
00:31:38,148 --> 00:31:40,181
Come on, Aaron.
531
00:31:44,053 --> 00:31:45,786
Jesus.
532
00:31:55,899 --> 00:32:00,271
God.
533
00:32:01,438 --> 00:32:02,438
Oh.
534
00:32:03,773 --> 00:32:05,139
Shit.
535
00:32:05,141 --> 00:32:06,908
Goddamn it.
536
00:32:48,452 --> 00:32:51,752
It's your foot or your life.
537
00:32:51,754 --> 00:32:54,121
I'm opting for your
foot, old friend.
538
00:33:15,279 --> 00:33:17,044
Where the fuck is it?!
539
00:33:32,161 --> 00:33:33,963
I'm sorry, old buddy.
540
00:34:04,861 --> 00:34:06,160
Fuck!
541
00:34:28,552 --> 00:34:30,419
Sorry, old buddy.
542
00:34:59,882 --> 00:35:01,516
Nothing, man.
543
00:35:01,518 --> 00:35:03,418
Oh, it's something,
544
00:35:03,420 --> 00:35:05,922
otherwise you wouldn't be
staring at me like that.
545
00:35:06,989 --> 00:35:08,423
Wasn't staring.
546
00:35:08,425 --> 00:35:10,525
Yeah the hell you was staring.
547
00:35:10,527 --> 00:35:11,926
What'd you think it's funny
548
00:35:11,928 --> 00:35:13,208
I'm eating snake
all of a sudden?
549
00:35:16,633 --> 00:35:17,965
I didn't say that.
550
00:35:17,967 --> 00:35:19,135
Oh, you didn't say shit,
551
00:35:20,870 --> 00:35:21,902
but I can hear you
fuckin' thinking that shit
552
00:35:21,904 --> 00:35:23,472
all the way over here.
553
00:35:25,609 --> 00:35:26,609
Good girl.
554
00:35:30,179 --> 00:35:31,646
Man, you're too sensitive.
555
00:35:31,648 --> 00:35:33,515
- Sensitive?
- Yeah.
556
00:35:33,517 --> 00:35:36,085
I ain't fucking sensitive,
I'm just observant, that's all.
557
00:35:38,154 --> 00:35:41,090
You can observe all the shit
you want, I wasn't staring.
558
00:35:46,563 --> 00:35:49,163
Even the fuckin'
dog is staring at me.
559
00:35:49,165 --> 00:35:51,966
You know what, both you
mother fuckers better watch
560
00:35:51,968 --> 00:35:53,368
what you're thinking
around here.
561
00:35:53,370 --> 00:35:55,670
You wanna know
what I was thinking?
562
00:35:55,672 --> 00:35:57,672
I was thinking of going out
that second tunnel tonight,
563
00:35:57,674 --> 00:35:59,510
see how far the
string'll let me go.
564
00:36:01,077 --> 00:36:02,397
Listen man, you're
feeling better.
565
00:36:03,547 --> 00:36:04,546
There's no way, with
all these snakes
566
00:36:04,548 --> 00:36:06,147
and that constant breeze
567
00:36:06,149 --> 00:36:07,584
that those holes
don't go somewhere.
568
00:36:12,121 --> 00:36:13,357
Do whatever you want,
569
00:36:15,091 --> 00:36:16,091
commander.
570
00:36:23,700 --> 00:36:26,703
Alpha 27, this is
unit 475, we have wia.
571
00:36:28,272 --> 00:36:31,406
We're pinned down
and our tank's dead.
572
00:36:31,408 --> 00:36:34,208
Requesting an
immediate air strike.
573
00:36:34,210 --> 00:36:36,078
Alpha 27, you read me?
574
00:37:56,260 --> 00:37:58,493
Come on.
575
00:37:58,495 --> 00:38:01,296
God, no no no, no no, no!
576
00:38:01,298 --> 00:38:02,466
Oh shit.
577
00:38:06,168 --> 00:38:08,204
Come on, Danny, you idiot.
578
00:38:09,273 --> 00:38:11,473
Get the fuck out.
579
00:38:11,475 --> 00:38:15,109
No no no no, no no
no, the fuck no.
580
00:38:15,111 --> 00:38:19,181
No, no no no, come on.
581
00:38:20,651 --> 00:38:22,216
Come on.
582
00:38:22,218 --> 00:38:23,552
Why?
583
00:38:23,554 --> 00:38:25,722
Oh, you stupid idiot, Danny.
584
00:38:29,091 --> 00:38:30,091
Dog!
585
00:38:31,193 --> 00:38:32,193
Dog!
586
00:38:33,129 --> 00:38:34,531
Come on, come on dog, come here.
587
00:38:36,266 --> 00:38:38,466
Hey, hey sweetie, hey hey hey,
588
00:38:38,468 --> 00:38:40,100
all right listen, dog,
589
00:38:40,102 --> 00:38:41,636
dog dog, dog, stay, stay.
590
00:38:41,638 --> 00:38:43,538
You stay, okay?
591
00:38:43,540 --> 00:38:44,540
That's a good girl.
592
00:38:46,310 --> 00:38:48,712
Okay just hold dog, all right?
593
00:38:50,179 --> 00:38:51,746
Good girl, good girl.
594
00:38:51,748 --> 00:38:53,381
Where you going, stay.
595
00:38:53,383 --> 00:38:55,617
No no no, no no no,
dog, no dog, dog.
596
00:38:55,619 --> 00:38:57,084
Dog, where you going, you
don't leave me here alone.
597
00:38:57,086 --> 00:38:57,819
Come here.
598
00:38:57,821 --> 00:38:58,821
Dog?
599
00:39:00,222 --> 00:39:01,356
Come back here, dog!
600
00:39:01,358 --> 00:39:02,358
Dog, come back!
601
00:39:03,293 --> 00:39:04,293
Dog!
602
00:39:06,396 --> 00:39:10,599
No, no no, no no no,
come on, come on, come on,
603
00:39:10,601 --> 00:39:14,101
come on.
604
00:39:14,103 --> 00:39:18,506
Fuck.
605
00:39:18,508 --> 00:39:20,174
Aaron!
606
00:39:20,176 --> 00:39:21,176
Aaron!
607
00:39:26,416 --> 00:39:27,816
Aaron!
608
00:39:30,454 --> 00:39:31,454
Oh shit.
609
00:39:40,364 --> 00:39:42,330
Blast these mother fuckers!
610
00:39:42,332 --> 00:39:44,198
Fuck you!
611
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:46,334
Cease fire, cease fire,
you could hit jonesy.
612
00:39:46,336 --> 00:39:47,769
She has explosives on her.
613
00:39:47,771 --> 00:39:48,903
They got jonesy, we
gotta do something.
614
00:39:48,905 --> 00:39:50,438
Check your mags!
615
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:51,473
Three.
616
00:39:51,475 --> 00:39:53,375
Two, goddamn it!
617
00:39:53,377 --> 00:39:55,175
Let's just give 'em the
tank, that's all they want.
618
00:39:55,177 --> 00:39:56,811
We're not giving up our ride.
619
00:39:56,813 --> 00:39:59,547
Even if we did, they'd
never let us just walk away.
620
00:39:59,549 --> 00:40:01,583
Let's give it to 'em
anyway, it's fucking broke!
621
00:40:01,585 --> 00:40:03,518
It's almost dark out,
we get up the hill,
622
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:04,786
then we get jonesy back.
623
00:40:06,390 --> 00:40:08,222
Goddamn it gunner,
check your fire!
624
00:40:08,224 --> 00:40:10,625
I have a fucking shot,
just let me fucking shoot it!
625
00:40:10,627 --> 00:40:11,893
Oh this is just fucking great.
626
00:40:11,895 --> 00:40:14,529
Okay driver, you stay here.
627
00:40:14,531 --> 00:40:16,931
Make sure they think we're
negotiating something,
628
00:40:16,933 --> 00:40:18,600
gunner and I'll flank him.
629
00:40:18,602 --> 00:40:19,901
Soon as you hear
something going on,
630
00:40:19,903 --> 00:40:21,503
bust your ass up the hill.
631
00:40:21,505 --> 00:40:22,505
Roger that.
632
00:40:33,817 --> 00:40:35,450
Fucking animals!
633
00:40:35,452 --> 00:40:38,453
This is all your fucking fault!
634
00:40:49,700 --> 00:40:52,836
Hey dog.
635
00:40:57,674 --> 00:40:59,941
You're a good girl.
636
00:40:59,943 --> 00:41:02,377
That's a good girl.
637
00:41:02,379 --> 00:41:05,346
What the?
638
00:41:11,588 --> 00:41:13,988
What is your dog barking at?
639
00:41:13,990 --> 00:41:15,256
Tell her to shut up.
640
00:41:15,258 --> 00:41:16,357
Dog, shut up.
641
00:41:17,761 --> 00:41:20,328
Whoa whoa whoa, shh, wait wait.
642
00:41:21,631 --> 00:41:22,897
That's a search chopper.
643
00:41:22,899 --> 00:41:23,932
Get some smoke, smoke smoke.
644
00:41:23,934 --> 00:41:25,467
Hey!
645
00:41:25,469 --> 00:41:27,836
Hey, down here!
646
00:41:27,838 --> 00:41:29,738
Holy shit.
647
00:41:29,740 --> 00:41:30,739
Keep those leaves going, come
on, get some smoke up there.
648
00:41:30,741 --> 00:41:31,741
- Hey!
- Hey!
649
00:41:33,477 --> 00:41:34,843
That is a search copter for
sure, I can tell by the sound.
650
00:41:34,845 --> 00:41:35,977
Help us!
651
00:41:35,979 --> 00:41:38,279
Come on, boys, down here!
652
00:41:38,281 --> 00:41:39,281
Hey!
653
00:41:42,486 --> 00:41:44,254
- We're in here, help us!
- Help!
654
00:41:45,422 --> 00:41:46,488
Help!
655
00:41:46,490 --> 00:41:47,689
Come on, come on.
656
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:50,760
Shit.
657
00:41:54,297 --> 00:41:55,332
It's gone.
658
00:41:56,666 --> 00:41:58,533
- Fuck.
- It's moved on.
659
00:41:58,535 --> 00:42:00,036
This is all your fuckin' fault!
660
00:42:01,304 --> 00:42:02,839
Big survival man on TV.
661
00:42:04,374 --> 00:42:06,094
Well that shit ain't
helping us now, has it?
662
00:42:07,477 --> 00:42:08,476
Why don't you fashion
a radio outta dog shit?
663
00:42:08,478 --> 00:42:09,944
Do something!
664
00:42:09,946 --> 00:42:11,579
Get off your fuckin'
ass and help us out!
665
00:42:11,581 --> 00:42:12,682
Goddamn, do something!
666
00:42:14,785 --> 00:42:17,854
Talk to me like that
one more fucking time.
667
00:42:19,456 --> 00:42:21,024
I'm gonna bust your
damn head wide open.
668
00:42:22,926 --> 00:42:24,394
You reading me now, gunner?
669
00:42:27,497 --> 00:42:28,830
Goddamn it.
670
00:42:28,832 --> 00:42:29,832
All right.
671
00:42:31,535 --> 00:42:33,434
I just think you should
acknowledge the fact
672
00:42:33,436 --> 00:42:35,438
that we're in here
because of you!
673
00:42:36,373 --> 00:42:38,375
Fuck man.
674
00:42:41,311 --> 00:42:42,779
We're gonna fucking die in here.
675
00:42:44,047 --> 00:42:45,582
It's all your fucking fault.
676
00:43:01,565 --> 00:43:03,500
How'd we do last night?
677
00:43:08,338 --> 00:43:09,338
Nothing.
678
00:43:13,777 --> 00:43:17,579
Fuck man, I swear it
seems like day after day
679
00:43:17,581 --> 00:43:21,983
I get the smallest worm,
I get the smallest beetle,
680
00:43:21,985 --> 00:43:24,953
I mean fuck, look at
me, skin and bones
681
00:43:24,955 --> 00:43:26,489
and from what it appears,
682
00:43:27,824 --> 00:43:28,957
you've done nothing
but gain weight
683
00:43:28,959 --> 00:43:30,039
since we fell in this hole.
684
00:43:31,661 --> 00:43:34,495
I thought that was
the deal, 50, 50,
685
00:43:34,497 --> 00:43:35,899
I cook and tend to the fire
686
00:43:37,734 --> 00:43:39,667
and you fuckin' catch food
for us so we could survive.
687
00:43:39,669 --> 00:43:41,502
Shut up, gunner.
688
00:43:41,504 --> 00:43:42,804
You haven't stopped
talking since we fell down
689
00:43:42,806 --> 00:43:44,606
in this goddamn pit.
690
00:43:44,608 --> 00:43:46,875
My body's trained
for this, all right?
691
00:43:46,877 --> 00:43:48,009
It's trained to survive.
692
00:43:48,011 --> 00:43:49,644
It knows I'm in survival mode.
693
00:43:49,646 --> 00:43:51,713
Hell, dog knows i'm
in survival mode.
694
00:43:51,715 --> 00:43:52,715
You,
695
00:43:54,384 --> 00:43:55,383
you know you live your
life in a goddamn fantasy
696
00:43:55,385 --> 00:43:56,818
and you always have.
697
00:43:56,820 --> 00:43:58,152
Oh, coming from the dude who's
698
00:43:58,154 --> 00:43:59,487
- a reality TV star...
- Oh shut up
699
00:43:59,489 --> 00:44:00,724
with that bullshit, all right?
700
00:44:02,058 --> 00:44:04,692
You know, everything
I've ever done is real,
701
00:44:04,694 --> 00:44:06,928
as real as this goddamn sand.
702
00:44:06,930 --> 00:44:10,732
You, you don't even have a life,
703
00:44:10,734 --> 00:44:12,600
you're a figment
of my imagination.
704
00:44:12,602 --> 00:44:14,671
You think I saved your
sorry ass in Afghanistan?
705
00:44:15,772 --> 00:44:16,772
Fuck you.
706
00:44:17,707 --> 00:44:19,007
You've been dead ever since.
707
00:44:21,144 --> 00:44:23,044
This is all your
fault right here,
708
00:44:23,046 --> 00:44:24,646
jonesy would have never gotten
killed if you didn't make me
709
00:44:24,648 --> 00:44:27,148
crawl up this fucking
pit to be gunner.
710
00:44:27,150 --> 00:44:29,083
All you have to do is
make me fucking loader,
711
00:44:29,085 --> 00:44:30,520
is that so fucking hard?
712
00:44:31,721 --> 00:44:33,688
You know i'm
claustro-fucking-phobic.
713
00:44:33,690 --> 00:44:35,556
We'd still have a driver
714
00:44:35,558 --> 00:44:36,958
if you didn't make us
stay in this mother fucker
715
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:38,860
instead of get up
hunting on their shit.
716
00:44:38,862 --> 00:44:40,161
Half the shit that
comes out of your mouth
717
00:44:40,163 --> 00:44:42,530
makes no fucking sense.
718
00:44:42,532 --> 00:44:43,965
We're here.
719
00:44:43,967 --> 00:44:45,566
We're either gonna
tighten our shit up
720
00:44:45,568 --> 00:44:47,201
or we're never gonna
get outta here.
721
00:44:47,203 --> 00:44:49,037
You read me, private?
722
00:44:49,039 --> 00:44:50,672
Oh you're gonna fucking
pull rank on me now?
723
00:44:50,674 --> 00:44:53,141
That shit's gone out
the fucking window, bro.
724
00:44:53,143 --> 00:44:55,643
No goddamn it, as long
as you're in my tank,
725
00:44:55,645 --> 00:44:58,114
you're gonna do as you're told.
726
00:45:01,084 --> 00:45:04,018
Gunner, I've been giving
you the biggest bug,
727
00:45:04,020 --> 00:45:06,988
biggest worm, even
the biggest snakes
728
00:45:06,990 --> 00:45:08,723
when I was catching them.
729
00:45:08,725 --> 00:45:10,458
When we fell
in this fucking hole,
730
00:45:10,460 --> 00:45:11,859
there was a ton
of snakes in here.
731
00:45:11,861 --> 00:45:14,963
You mean to tell me,
the amazing survival man
732
00:45:14,965 --> 00:45:16,864
can't catch a fucking
snake anymore?
733
00:45:16,866 --> 00:45:20,101
Well you think it's easy
going in that hole every night?
734
00:45:20,103 --> 00:45:22,503
You figure I got a grocery
store at the end of it?
735
00:45:22,505 --> 00:45:24,505
No, but I find it
hard to fucking believe
736
00:45:24,507 --> 00:45:25,940
that the amazing survival man
737
00:45:25,942 --> 00:45:28,242
can't catch us a fucking snake.
738
00:45:28,244 --> 00:45:29,746
It's been six weeks.
739
00:45:31,815 --> 00:45:33,214
Not a goddamn snake
left in this hole.
740
00:45:33,216 --> 00:45:35,018
You should know
that, figure it out.
741
00:45:36,519 --> 00:45:38,186
You know what else I don't get?
742
00:45:38,188 --> 00:45:41,155
I haven't crapped in ages,
you're still crapping
743
00:45:41,157 --> 00:45:42,690
and you're leaving it in
a fucking pit over there,
744
00:45:42,692 --> 00:45:44,492
it stinks.
745
00:45:44,494 --> 00:45:46,561
Oh, so your shit
doesn't stink either, huh?
746
00:45:46,563 --> 00:45:47,831
No, but I got the decency
747
00:45:48,765 --> 00:45:50,631
to Bury 'em.
748
00:45:50,633 --> 00:45:52,934
And if I had the fuckin'
energy, I would Bury my shit.
749
00:45:52,936 --> 00:45:54,838
All the energy's
going outta your mouth.
750
00:45:55,972 --> 00:45:57,238
You know what?
751
00:45:57,240 --> 00:45:58,240
Fuck this shit.
752
00:45:59,976 --> 00:46:02,043
We've been feeding an
extra mouth for too long,
753
00:46:02,045 --> 00:46:03,146
sitting here starving.
754
00:46:04,881 --> 00:46:06,249
The hell are you saying?
755
00:46:09,252 --> 00:46:11,853
You know damn well
what I'm saying.
756
00:46:11,855 --> 00:46:14,591
It's about time we had a
fuckin' decent meal in here.
757
00:46:16,092 --> 00:46:17,994
Son of a bitch,
like hell you will.
758
00:46:45,088 --> 00:46:47,824
Fuck this man, I gotta
get some real food.
759
00:46:52,128 --> 00:46:55,029
What the fuck do you wanna do?
760
00:46:55,031 --> 00:46:56,764
Want me to fuckin' call Amazon,
761
00:46:56,766 --> 00:46:59,167
get 'em to drone drop
a pizza down the hole?
762
00:46:59,169 --> 00:47:00,169
Goddamn it, gunner.
763
00:47:02,005 --> 00:47:04,341
You are as dumb as you
look, you get that, right?
764
00:47:05,875 --> 00:47:07,610
It's been me who's
catching all the food.
765
00:47:09,012 --> 00:47:12,015
I gotta feed me,
I gotta feed dog,
766
00:47:12,982 --> 00:47:14,150
I'm sick of feeding you.
767
00:47:15,685 --> 00:47:17,319
I'm hunting for all
of us right now.
768
00:47:17,321 --> 00:47:18,888
You don't do a goddamn thing.
769
00:47:20,757 --> 00:47:22,924
Save your worthless life by
chopping half your food off
770
00:47:22,926 --> 00:47:24,928
and all you do is
complain about it now.
771
00:47:26,763 --> 00:47:27,962
You know, fuck it,
you go hunting.
772
00:47:27,964 --> 00:47:28,964
I'm done, man.
773
00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:32,040
I don't got the energy
to go back in that hole.
774
00:47:33,304 --> 00:47:36,971
It's easy, all you
gotta do is go in there,
775
00:47:36,973 --> 00:47:39,740
go as far as you
can, you hit halfway,
776
00:47:39,742 --> 00:47:41,609
I'll pull on the rope,
that's when you stop,
777
00:47:41,611 --> 00:47:43,278
just like you've
been doing for me.
778
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:45,314
Take dog, dog'll go in there,
779
00:47:45,316 --> 00:47:46,914
she'll go ahead of ya,
780
00:47:46,916 --> 00:47:48,916
she'll chase the snakes
for your sorry ass,
781
00:47:48,918 --> 00:47:50,751
she'll pin 'em up
against the wall,
782
00:47:50,753 --> 00:47:52,321
all you have to do is
move in for the kill.
783
00:47:52,323 --> 00:47:53,955
You know goddamn good and well
784
00:47:53,957 --> 00:47:55,623
she's gonna leave me in
that fucking tunnel...
785
00:47:55,625 --> 00:47:57,058
She's not gonna
fuckin' leave you.
786
00:47:57,060 --> 00:47:58,740
She's better trained
than you are, asshole.
787
00:48:02,665 --> 00:48:04,065
You know, all this time,
788
00:48:04,067 --> 00:48:05,967
she should be fucking
in love with you.
789
00:48:05,969 --> 00:48:09,072
Scared to death of you,
she hates ya and so do I.
790
00:48:11,074 --> 00:48:13,342
All right, what the fuck ever.
791
00:48:13,344 --> 00:48:15,009
Come on.
792
00:48:15,011 --> 00:48:16,177
Oh, it's Christmas
time for me, is it?
793
00:48:16,179 --> 00:48:18,012
Oh, shut the fuck up.
794
00:48:18,014 --> 00:48:20,081
Thanks for the present, big man.
795
00:48:20,083 --> 00:48:21,082
Come on, dog.
796
00:48:21,084 --> 00:48:22,083
Go on, dog.
797
00:48:22,085 --> 00:48:23,684
Let's go.
798
00:48:23,686 --> 00:48:24,685
Show 'em what a real man can do
799
00:48:24,687 --> 00:48:25,687
when it wants to hunt.
800
00:48:26,323 --> 00:48:27,922
Come on, baby.
801
00:48:27,924 --> 00:48:29,857
Dog's worth more
than you are, gunner.
802
00:48:29,859 --> 00:48:30,892
- Oh come on.
- Come on, sweetheart,
803
00:48:30,894 --> 00:48:31,993
- it's all right.
- Oh.
804
00:48:31,995 --> 00:48:33,661
Be gentle with her!
805
00:48:33,663 --> 00:48:35,696
- Fucking hates me.
- Go easy with her.
806
00:48:35,698 --> 00:48:38,034
Come on, baby.
807
00:48:39,836 --> 00:48:41,303
She'll know what to do as
soon as she gets a scent on 'em.
808
00:48:41,305 --> 00:48:42,406
Go ahead, baby.
809
00:48:44,207 --> 00:48:46,040
Hand me a fuckin' torch.
810
00:48:46,042 --> 00:48:48,042
Take the rope.
811
00:48:48,044 --> 00:48:49,911
You get to half way,
812
00:48:49,913 --> 00:48:52,013
- I'll tug on it...
- I fucking got it, man.
813
00:48:52,015 --> 00:48:53,750
Give me the goddamn torch.
814
00:48:55,151 --> 00:48:56,150
This is why
you only made private
815
00:48:56,152 --> 00:48:57,152
and stayed there.
816
00:48:58,455 --> 00:49:00,389
Well this is why your
fucking wife left you.
817
00:49:00,391 --> 00:49:01,956
Yeah, fuck you...
818
00:49:01,958 --> 00:49:03,425
- You're an asshole.
- Funny joke.
819
00:49:03,427 --> 00:49:04,759
Keep that fucking fire going.
820
00:49:04,761 --> 00:49:06,261
Just shut up and go, gunner.
821
00:49:38,495 --> 00:49:43,500
Go on, keep going.
822
00:49:45,302 --> 00:49:46,302
Fuck it.
823
00:49:49,072 --> 00:49:50,072
Pull.
824
00:49:57,381 --> 00:49:58,482
Good luck, gunner.
825
00:49:59,516 --> 00:50:01,316
Do without it.
826
00:50:01,318 --> 00:50:03,050
Son of a bitch.
827
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:18,833
Come on, dog.
828
00:50:18,835 --> 00:50:20,036
Man, come here.
829
00:50:21,804 --> 00:50:23,973
Come on, you
can't keep running from me.
830
00:50:26,075 --> 00:50:27,309
Dog!
831
00:50:27,311 --> 00:50:28,379
Goddamn it, dog.
832
00:50:29,946 --> 00:50:31,247
Quit on me too, huh?
833
00:50:32,815 --> 00:50:34,416
That's all right, i'm
gonna eat your ass
834
00:50:34,418 --> 00:50:36,219
just like I'm gonna
eat your daddy.
835
00:50:38,289 --> 00:50:41,088
No, don't go out,
don't go out, don't go out.
836
00:50:41,090 --> 00:50:45,995
No, goddamn it.
837
00:50:50,933 --> 00:50:53,504
Let me follow this fucking
string back, go on.
838
00:50:55,238 --> 00:50:57,206
Oh fuck, are you kidding me?
839
00:51:01,210 --> 00:51:02,579
You mother fucker.
840
00:51:14,425 --> 00:51:15,425
What's wrong?
841
00:51:17,461 --> 00:51:18,595
Why are you so nervous?
842
00:51:20,029 --> 00:51:21,864
It's not like you, come here.
843
00:51:26,337 --> 00:51:27,337
Ah hell,
844
00:51:30,039 --> 00:51:32,108
looks like the bastard
found his way back.
845
00:51:40,016 --> 00:51:41,583
I guess you ain't the only
fucking hunter in this hole,
846
00:51:41,585 --> 00:51:43,953
are you?
847
00:51:45,289 --> 00:51:47,188
Hey man, I'm sorry
about the rope,
848
00:51:47,190 --> 00:51:48,923
the thing broke right in the
middle as I was pulling on it.
849
00:51:48,925 --> 00:51:50,592
You pulled too hard.
850
00:51:50,594 --> 00:51:51,926
It's not my fault.
851
00:51:51,928 --> 00:51:54,028
Water under the bridge.
852
00:51:54,030 --> 00:51:56,030
Water under the
bridge, commander.
853
00:51:56,032 --> 00:51:57,599
The hell'd you do to her?
854
00:51:57,601 --> 00:51:58,901
Shaking like a leaf.
855
00:51:59,636 --> 00:52:01,336
Fucking left me, man.
856
00:52:01,338 --> 00:52:02,604
She didn't leave you.
857
00:52:02,606 --> 00:52:03,606
Didn't do shit.
858
00:52:05,509 --> 00:52:06,976
Trained better than you are.
859
00:52:08,645 --> 00:52:10,213
Doesn't even wanna look at you.
860
00:52:11,648 --> 00:52:13,448
You remember all
them good times we had
861
00:52:13,450 --> 00:52:15,285
when we was stationed
out at leonardwood?
862
00:52:17,220 --> 00:52:18,220
Good times?
863
00:52:21,592 --> 00:52:23,059
Go on and lie down.
864
00:52:24,961 --> 00:52:25,961
Shit dude.
865
00:52:27,230 --> 00:52:30,131
Who was that guy you
used to live next to,
866
00:52:30,133 --> 00:52:33,335
you and Ann, when you're
always there on base,
867
00:52:33,337 --> 00:52:35,236
the dude from the motor pool?
868
00:52:35,238 --> 00:52:36,904
I don't know, man.
869
00:52:36,906 --> 00:52:39,073
He had a big, big
old girl, you know,
870
00:52:39,075 --> 00:52:40,544
the nasty ass titties?
871
00:52:42,111 --> 00:52:43,545
Shit looked like
a piece of Bologna
872
00:52:43,547 --> 00:52:45,382
on a damn pile of
mashed potatoes.
873
00:52:47,351 --> 00:52:49,917
Yeah, that one night we
partied over at their house
874
00:52:49,919 --> 00:52:51,453
and you and Ann fell asleep.
875
00:52:51,455 --> 00:52:53,522
I know you remember that shit.
876
00:52:53,524 --> 00:52:56,056
Her and her old man,
we stayed up drinking
877
00:52:56,058 --> 00:52:58,961
for about another hour before
that lightweight passed out.
878
00:53:00,464 --> 00:53:02,330
Oh shit, it was on point, dude,
879
00:53:02,332 --> 00:53:04,266
the second he passed out,
she was talking about
880
00:53:04,268 --> 00:53:08,472
how boring he was and how
she felt she wasn't wanted.
881
00:53:10,072 --> 00:53:11,440
Hell, he was studying
for ocs all the time,
882
00:53:11,442 --> 00:53:13,308
he didn't have no time for her.
883
00:53:13,310 --> 00:53:15,412
And she was banging
everybody on post.
884
00:53:16,979 --> 00:53:18,580
But yeah, the second
he went out, dude,
885
00:53:18,582 --> 00:53:20,247
she started airing them titties
886
00:53:20,249 --> 00:53:23,217
and shaking that big
old ass in my face.
887
00:53:23,219 --> 00:53:25,287
It wasn't fuckin' 15 minutes
888
00:53:25,289 --> 00:53:28,292
before I had her ass bent over
that mantle, banging her out.
889
00:53:30,594 --> 00:53:33,562
Shit, she was quiet
as a church mouse too,
890
00:53:33,564 --> 00:53:36,065
but the thing that fucked me up,
891
00:53:37,701 --> 00:53:40,968
I was for sure that the damn
smell woulda woke you all up.
892
00:53:40,970 --> 00:53:42,637
I mean,
893
00:53:42,639 --> 00:53:44,719
she had some serious hygiene
problems going on there.
894
00:53:46,276 --> 00:53:48,410
I remember calling her sunbeam
'cause it was like that yeast
895
00:53:48,412 --> 00:53:51,080
was rising, she was baking
fucking bread down in there, man.
896
00:53:52,749 --> 00:53:55,417
But yeah, he showed up at
my dorm a few weeks later,
897
00:53:55,419 --> 00:53:57,652
talking about I gave
his old lady warts.
898
00:53:57,654 --> 00:54:00,087
I was like, "you'd better
pump the brakes, brother",
899
00:54:00,089 --> 00:54:02,124
"she gave me the fuckin' warts."
900
00:54:03,993 --> 00:54:07,462
And shit, that's the real
reason they got divorced.
901
00:54:07,464 --> 00:54:08,763
I figured you knew
that 'cause her and Ann
902
00:54:08,765 --> 00:54:11,299
were such good friends.
903
00:54:11,301 --> 00:54:13,200
They were both freaks, dude.
904
00:54:13,202 --> 00:54:15,236
I mean y'all had to be the
two stupidest mother fuckers
905
00:54:15,238 --> 00:54:18,406
on the post 'cause y'all
didn't even know about it.
906
00:54:18,408 --> 00:54:20,308
One night, Ann come
in the bathroom
907
00:54:20,310 --> 00:54:22,711
and old girl was
fuckin' blowing me off,
908
00:54:22,713 --> 00:54:24,479
wasn't about 45 minutes later,
909
00:54:24,481 --> 00:54:27,415
Ann got curious to see
how this dick was, cuz,
910
00:54:27,417 --> 00:54:30,352
she wanted to know what
that taste was like.
911
00:54:30,354 --> 00:54:32,354
So I fucking put the
south in her mouth.
912
00:54:32,356 --> 00:54:37,361
I mean, it's like do I tell
you that she's a fuckin' freak
913
00:54:38,729 --> 00:54:40,428
because Ann was the
only girl on base
914
00:54:40,430 --> 00:54:42,297
that would take it up the ass.
915
00:54:42,299 --> 00:54:44,164
I mean, you just can't give
up something like that.
916
00:54:44,166 --> 00:54:46,270
I mean, you gotta see where
I'm coming from, right?
917
00:54:48,739 --> 00:54:51,475
Did you ever find out who
the father of that kid was?
918
00:54:53,209 --> 00:54:55,077
I'm pretty fuckin'
sure it ain't you.
919
00:54:57,481 --> 00:54:59,113
Yeah, she showed up at my door
920
00:54:59,115 --> 00:55:01,283
talking about she is pregnant
921
00:55:01,285 --> 00:55:03,485
and I ain't being responsible
for a goddamn thing
922
00:55:03,487 --> 00:55:04,821
that comes outta that snatch.
923
00:55:06,423 --> 00:55:08,122
I mean, fuck dude, if
she had as many dicks
924
00:55:08,124 --> 00:55:10,825
sticking out of her as
she had stuck in her,
925
00:55:10,827 --> 00:55:13,830
she'd look like a fuckin'
porcupine, you know what I mean?
926
00:55:16,533 --> 00:55:18,635
Shit dude, I woulda
told you, but
927
00:55:20,470 --> 00:55:22,204
yeah, go to sleep,
mother fucker.
928
00:55:23,607 --> 00:55:26,108
It's a new day in this hole.
929
00:56:39,483 --> 00:56:40,483
Fucker.
930
00:56:46,523 --> 00:56:47,724
You see these?
931
00:56:50,794 --> 00:56:51,860
Goodbye.
932
00:57:06,309 --> 00:57:07,644
Morning sunshine.
933
00:57:08,779 --> 00:57:10,512
How'd you sleep last night?
934
00:57:14,718 --> 00:57:15,952
The fuck you do, gunner?
935
00:57:17,554 --> 00:57:20,522
Well, to be exact,
936
00:57:20,524 --> 00:57:22,424
I cut your fuckin' fingers off,
937
00:57:22,426 --> 00:57:24,224
but just two of 'em, you
can still write your name.
938
00:57:24,226 --> 00:57:26,226
I just had to a
little bit of payback
939
00:57:26,228 --> 00:57:27,629
for cutting my foot off
940
00:57:27,631 --> 00:57:30,467
'cause that shit
damn sure sucks.
941
00:57:33,370 --> 00:57:35,336
You made a mistake, gunner.
942
00:57:35,338 --> 00:57:37,474
You shoulda killed me
when you had the chance.
943
00:57:38,809 --> 00:57:40,475
Oh see, that's
where you're wrong.
944
00:57:40,477 --> 00:57:41,810
Uh,
945
00:57:41,812 --> 00:57:44,612
so rumor has it, in this cave,
946
00:57:44,614 --> 00:57:45,880
I don't know if
you've heard or not,
947
00:57:45,882 --> 00:57:47,515
but uh,
948
00:57:47,517 --> 00:57:50,518
me and dog, I see ya,
949
00:57:50,520 --> 00:57:53,488
uh, we came to a little
agreement last night,
950
00:57:53,490 --> 00:57:54,858
we're gonna keep you alive.
951
00:57:55,926 --> 00:57:57,559
We were sitting there talkin'
952
00:57:57,561 --> 00:57:59,728
and dog came up with the idea,
953
00:57:59,730 --> 00:58:02,897
he's like, "hey, let's keep
Danny alive as long as possible"
954
00:58:02,899 --> 00:58:04,999
"and we'll cut him
off piece by piece."
955
00:58:05,001 --> 00:58:08,770
And he figured out we have
food source for about a month.
956
00:58:08,772 --> 00:58:10,841
Little mother fucker's
pretty good at math.
957
00:58:11,908 --> 00:58:13,875
You shoulda taken my legs.
958
00:58:13,877 --> 00:58:15,812
And you're gonna pay
for that mistake.
959
00:58:17,380 --> 00:58:19,850
But you never knew
shit about survival.
960
00:58:21,250 --> 00:58:24,285
Hm, well unfortunately for you,
961
00:58:24,287 --> 00:58:27,388
I'm gonna show you
all about survival,
962
00:58:27,390 --> 00:58:31,326
something you didn't show
the whole world on your show.
963
00:58:31,328 --> 00:58:33,027
But instead of taking your legs,
964
00:58:33,029 --> 00:58:36,264
I'm gonna take your nipples,
I'm gonna take your ears,
965
00:58:36,266 --> 00:58:37,632
I'm gonna even take
966
00:58:37,634 --> 00:58:38,767
that little small
wanker you've got there,
967
00:58:38,769 --> 00:58:40,435
you know, Mr. Johnson.
968
00:58:40,437 --> 00:58:42,003
I'm sure you ain't
forgot about him.
969
00:58:42,005 --> 00:58:44,374
It's been a while since
he had some attention.
970
00:58:45,909 --> 00:58:48,810
But we got no
refrigeration down here,
971
00:58:48,812 --> 00:58:50,745
so we gotta keep you alive
972
00:58:50,747 --> 00:58:53,381
and that's good
for you, you know?
973
00:58:53,383 --> 00:58:55,717
Only problem I have right now is
974
00:58:55,719 --> 00:58:59,020
I left my knife, the sharp one,
975
00:58:59,022 --> 00:59:00,922
down that tunnel right there.
976
00:59:05,629 --> 00:59:09,332
Oh gunner,
you're just a dream, man.
977
00:59:10,934 --> 00:59:13,001
You're just a fucking
altered state of reality.
978
00:59:13,003 --> 00:59:16,471
You're dead already.
979
00:59:16,473 --> 00:59:17,639
Hm.
980
00:59:17,641 --> 00:59:19,073
While that may sound good
981
00:59:19,075 --> 00:59:21,843
and help you cope
with your situation,
982
00:59:21,845 --> 00:59:25,380
I'm very much here,
sitting on your lap,
983
00:59:25,382 --> 00:59:26,382
and I'm not dead.
984
00:59:27,951 --> 00:59:30,451
Give it about 30 days and
you sure as shit will be.
985
00:59:30,453 --> 00:59:32,420
After I'm done with you,
986
00:59:32,422 --> 00:59:34,923
then we'll bash your little
fuckin' head in with a rock.
987
00:59:34,925 --> 00:59:37,559
Then I'm gonna eat
that little bitch too.
988
00:59:37,561 --> 00:59:39,527
But if you'll excuse me,
989
00:59:39,529 --> 00:59:41,362
I've got to go find
that goddamn knife.
990
00:59:41,364 --> 00:59:43,400
You know I can't never
keep up with shit.
991
00:59:44,067 --> 00:59:47,001
So I'll be back.
992
00:59:47,003 --> 00:59:50,674
We'll have a, you know what,
since you fuckin' said that,
993
00:59:52,509 --> 00:59:55,343
hey dog, what do you think
about leg of Danny tonight?
994
00:59:55,345 --> 00:59:57,712
Huh, huh?
995
00:59:57,714 --> 00:59:59,747
Huh, huh?
996
00:59:59,749 --> 01:00:01,482
She likes that idea.
997
01:00:01,484 --> 01:00:04,018
So buttercup,
998
01:00:04,020 --> 01:00:06,723
you stay fresh, baby, and
I'll be right back for you.
999
01:00:09,526 --> 01:00:10,526
Peace out.
1000
01:00:11,795 --> 01:00:13,828
Keep an eye on that one.
1001
01:00:13,830 --> 01:00:14,830
He's shifty, dog.
1002
01:00:22,806 --> 01:00:24,672
We gotta get back to the tank!
1003
01:00:24,674 --> 01:00:26,541
Negative, we're
gonna stay in place,
1004
01:00:26,543 --> 01:00:29,644
you're gonna check your six and
calm the fuck down, private.
1005
01:00:29,646 --> 01:00:31,781
Private, fire that weapon!
1006
01:00:49,566 --> 01:00:50,965
God!
1007
01:01:21,865 --> 01:01:22,865
Can't tie a rope.
1008
01:01:24,868 --> 01:01:26,801
Can't tie a tourniquet.
1009
01:01:26,803 --> 01:01:29,537
You stupid son of bitch.
1010
01:02:14,250 --> 01:02:17,085
Hey gunner, I'm still
the best damn barbecue-er
1011
01:02:17,087 --> 01:02:19,187
that you ever knew,
ain't that the truth?
1012
01:02:19,189 --> 01:02:21,691
Yeah.
1013
01:02:22,759 --> 01:02:25,026
Hey dog, come here.
1014
01:02:25,028 --> 01:02:26,028
Here you go, sweetheart.
1015
01:02:28,665 --> 01:02:30,133
Ain't that better than snake?
1016
01:02:31,001 --> 01:02:32,001
Damn.
1017
01:02:34,604 --> 01:02:37,805
Don't call me commander, I
told you about that bullshit.
1018
01:02:37,807 --> 01:02:38,808
Just wait your turn.
1019
01:02:41,111 --> 01:02:42,643
Here, take some.
1020
01:02:42,645 --> 01:02:43,645
Oh go on.
1021
01:02:44,981 --> 01:02:46,216
The hell's wrong with you?
1022
01:02:47,751 --> 01:02:48,985
Come on, it ain't snake!
1023
01:02:53,623 --> 01:02:56,557
You never knew a damn thing
about survival, gunner,
1024
01:02:56,559 --> 01:02:57,559
not a damn thing.
1025
01:03:03,066 --> 01:03:04,167
You should know better,
1026
01:03:05,769 --> 01:03:08,204
you don't eat meat,
you won't even live.
1027
01:03:09,572 --> 01:03:11,039
You know,
1028
01:03:11,041 --> 01:03:12,707
I can't believe I
went my whole life
1029
01:03:12,709 --> 01:03:14,175
without ever having tea.
1030
01:03:14,177 --> 01:03:15,310
Sweetheart.
1031
01:03:15,312 --> 01:03:16,880
It's pretty good.
1032
01:03:18,214 --> 01:03:19,214
You came.
1033
01:03:20,750 --> 01:03:22,252
Yeah, commander, you want some?
1034
01:03:26,056 --> 01:03:29,557
Hey, you always
liked my barbecue.
1035
01:03:29,559 --> 01:03:30,992
You want some food?
1036
01:03:30,994 --> 01:03:32,727
No thanks, mommy and I had lunch
1037
01:03:32,729 --> 01:03:34,230
right before she dropped me off.
1038
01:03:35,799 --> 01:03:39,000
Oh hey, by the way,
how is your mother?
1039
01:03:39,002 --> 01:03:41,305
She's fine, but she
really misses daddy.
1040
01:03:43,907 --> 01:03:46,107
Yeah, listen Danny,
1041
01:03:46,109 --> 01:03:48,009
all that mean stuff
I said about Ann
1042
01:03:48,011 --> 01:03:50,078
and that neighbor
friend of hers,
1043
01:03:50,080 --> 01:03:51,346
wasn't none of that true.
1044
01:03:51,348 --> 01:03:52,348
Oh come on now,
1045
01:03:53,850 --> 01:03:55,284
you know I can take a joke.
1046
01:03:55,286 --> 01:03:56,617
You don't think I
can take a joke?
1047
01:03:56,619 --> 01:03:58,320
You were joking, I get it.
1048
01:03:58,322 --> 01:04:01,591
Yeah but I crossed the
line, man, I went too far.
1049
01:04:02,959 --> 01:04:04,293
You think you can
ever forgive me?
1050
01:04:04,295 --> 01:04:06,127
It's water under the bridge,
1051
01:04:06,129 --> 01:04:08,064
water under the
bridge, you know that.
1052
01:04:10,233 --> 01:04:11,766
You know what, here.
1053
01:04:11,768 --> 01:04:12,934
- Oh.
- You always liked my barbecue
1054
01:04:12,936 --> 01:04:13,970
- didn't you?
- Yes sir.
1055
01:04:15,972 --> 01:04:17,972
You know your daddy was
the best barbecue cooker
1056
01:04:17,974 --> 01:04:19,075
in the whole regiment.
1057
01:04:20,210 --> 01:04:21,343
This shit's pretty good now.
1058
01:04:21,345 --> 01:04:22,345
Damn straight.
1059
01:04:24,013 --> 01:04:26,133
You see that blood red medal
right there on his chest?
1060
01:04:27,750 --> 01:04:29,617
That's the best barbecue
cook in the whole regiment.
1061
01:04:29,619 --> 01:04:31,018
Uh huh.
1062
01:04:31,020 --> 01:04:33,054
And see that light
blue one there?
1063
01:04:33,056 --> 01:04:35,089
That's for being a good friend.
1064
01:04:35,091 --> 01:04:36,657
You see, your daddy
saved my life one time
1065
01:04:36,659 --> 01:04:38,228
when we was in
that tank together.
1066
01:04:40,063 --> 01:04:42,364
Really, you saved gunner's life?
1067
01:04:42,366 --> 01:04:45,666
Sweetie, not like fire fighters,
1068
01:04:45,668 --> 01:04:47,402
not that heroic, it's
just line of duty stuff.
1069
01:04:47,404 --> 01:04:50,140
Now now, commander, don't
go getting all humble on us.
1070
01:04:51,975 --> 01:04:54,376
This old jihadi had come
out and had me pinned down
1071
01:04:54,378 --> 01:04:57,245
and if it wouldn't have
been for your daddy,
1072
01:04:57,247 --> 01:04:58,980
well I don't know
what woulda happened.
1073
01:05:28,878 --> 01:05:30,146
You killed a jihadi?
1074
01:05:31,915 --> 01:05:33,315
Private, you would
have done the same for me
1075
01:05:33,317 --> 01:05:34,317
and you know that.
1076
01:05:35,818 --> 01:05:38,355
Daddy, do you think
you could talk to mommy?
1077
01:05:42,825 --> 01:05:43,825
Sweetie,
1078
01:05:45,161 --> 01:05:47,429
look, you mother
did a few things
1079
01:05:47,431 --> 01:05:52,301
I can't really
forget, I'm sorry.
1080
01:05:52,303 --> 01:05:54,735
But she's really
sorry she made you mad
1081
01:05:54,737 --> 01:05:58,375
and she just wants us to be
a family again, like before.
1082
01:06:00,977 --> 01:06:03,246
Okay, sweetie,
I guess we can go talk.
1083
01:06:08,818 --> 01:06:10,753
Oh daddy, I love you.
1084
01:06:12,423 --> 01:06:14,743
All mommy wants is to be back
together with you as a family
1085
01:06:15,925 --> 01:06:18,092
and she's missed
you the whole time.
1086
01:06:18,094 --> 01:06:19,796
She never even had one boyfriend
1087
01:06:21,197 --> 01:06:22,364
and she just talks about
how much she misses you
1088
01:06:22,366 --> 01:06:23,866
and cries all day.
1089
01:06:35,845 --> 01:06:40,181
See mommy, it was all just
a big misunderstanding.
1090
01:06:40,183 --> 01:06:44,120
Yeah, about all that,
I'm terribly sorry, but.
1091
01:06:45,188 --> 01:06:47,356
I made up a whole bunch of lies
1092
01:06:47,358 --> 01:06:50,224
about you cheating on
Danny and told 'em to him,
1093
01:06:50,226 --> 01:06:52,061
just to see how mad he'd get.
1094
01:06:53,129 --> 01:06:54,465
I don't know what come over me.
1095
01:06:56,032 --> 01:06:58,433
I've just always been
real jealous of you two,
1096
01:06:58,435 --> 01:07:00,034
what you all got, you know,
1097
01:07:00,036 --> 01:07:02,839
a family, love
and all that stuff
1098
01:07:05,041 --> 01:07:07,208
and I kinda tore you all apart.
1099
01:07:07,210 --> 01:07:09,380
I didn't mean for you
all to get in the mix.
1100
01:07:11,047 --> 01:07:12,549
I know I don't deserve it, but
1101
01:07:14,083 --> 01:07:15,483
you think you could
ever forgive me?
1102
01:07:17,186 --> 01:07:18,489
Nobody's perfect, gunner.
1103
01:07:19,989 --> 01:07:22,359
If it's okay with Danny,
it's okay with me.
1104
01:07:27,230 --> 01:07:28,896
I guess you just want me to say
1105
01:07:28,898 --> 01:07:30,458
it's water under the
bridge, huh gunner?
1106
01:07:35,938 --> 01:07:37,840
Hell, yeah,
1107
01:07:41,478 --> 01:07:42,478
forgiven.
1108
01:07:45,848 --> 01:07:49,817
Well hey, y'all got a
lot of catching up to do,
1109
01:07:49,819 --> 01:07:51,819
if you know what I mean.
1110
01:07:51,821 --> 01:07:53,888
So why don't you all go over
there and handle your business,
1111
01:07:53,890 --> 01:07:56,826
and I'll keep little
missy here occupied.
1112
01:07:58,127 --> 01:08:00,196
It's okay, daddy, I won't look.
1113
01:08:04,601 --> 01:08:06,135
Come on, Danny.
1114
01:08:07,070 --> 01:08:08,403
Come on, it'll be fine.
1115
01:08:08,405 --> 01:08:10,073
You sure?
1116
01:08:12,008 --> 01:08:13,344
Come on, Danny.
1117
01:08:22,419 --> 01:08:23,487
Oh Danny, oh!
1118
01:08:32,128 --> 01:08:33,128
Oh Danny!
1119
01:08:34,531 --> 01:08:36,030
Oh Danny!
1120
01:08:36,032 --> 01:08:39,601
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
1121
01:08:39,603 --> 01:08:41,871
Oh god, god I missed you.
1122
01:08:44,475 --> 01:08:45,507
No!
1123
01:08:47,478 --> 01:08:48,577
Fuck!
1124
01:08:53,082 --> 01:08:54,516
Woo!
1125
01:08:54,518 --> 01:08:58,487
Commander, I didn't know
you had it in me, oh!
1126
01:09:03,025 --> 01:09:04,025
Oh fuck.
1127
01:09:12,403 --> 01:09:13,403
No!
1128
01:09:38,027 --> 01:09:39,027
Hey, hey,
1129
01:09:42,366 --> 01:09:44,568
hey dog, what's the matter?
1130
01:09:47,604 --> 01:09:48,604
What's wrong?
1131
01:09:51,240 --> 01:09:53,277
It's just me and you now.
1132
01:09:55,279 --> 01:09:56,279
That's right,
1133
01:09:58,147 --> 01:09:59,283
just me and you.
1134
01:10:00,517 --> 01:10:01,518
There's no one else.
1135
01:10:06,657 --> 01:10:08,323
Wolves.
1136
01:10:08,325 --> 01:10:11,593
Asshole.
1137
01:10:11,595 --> 01:10:15,630
The fuckin' wolves in Florida.
1138
01:10:21,672 --> 01:10:23,440
You've got nothing
to be afraid of.
1139
01:10:24,974 --> 01:10:25,974
Nothing at all.
1140
01:10:28,077 --> 01:10:29,444
I mean, you could,
1141
01:10:29,446 --> 01:10:31,546
I know, get out of
here any time you want,
1142
01:10:31,548 --> 01:10:33,615
but no, you've got to stay.
1143
01:10:33,617 --> 01:10:34,483
Stay.
1144
01:10:34,485 --> 01:10:35,750
Stay.
1145
01:10:35,752 --> 01:10:36,752
I said, stay.
1146
01:10:38,221 --> 01:10:42,657
Shh, shh, shh.
1147
01:10:55,405 --> 01:10:57,774
Daddy, why did you kill dog?
1148
01:11:41,318 --> 01:11:43,485
Ann, stop it.
1149
01:11:43,487 --> 01:11:45,119
Stop it.
1150
01:11:45,121 --> 01:11:46,323
Stop cutting into dog.
1151
01:11:49,760 --> 01:11:51,459
I want to give
him a good burial.
1152
01:11:51,461 --> 01:11:53,828
Danny, you've always
been so wasteful.
1153
01:11:53,830 --> 01:11:55,830
I see nothing's changed there.
1154
01:11:55,832 --> 01:11:59,168
But baby, you need
to get your protein.
1155
01:12:01,538 --> 01:12:03,378
It will help you get back
to your regular self.
1156
01:12:04,408 --> 01:12:05,676
Baby, please.
1157
01:12:07,578 --> 01:12:09,076
- No, no.
- Come on.
1158
01:12:09,078 --> 01:12:10,478
- No no.
- Come on, Danny.
1159
01:12:10,480 --> 01:12:12,514
- Oh.
- Come on, do it for mama.
1160
01:12:12,516 --> 01:12:13,648
Yeah.
1161
01:12:13,650 --> 01:12:16,351
Yeah.
1162
01:12:18,322 --> 01:12:20,187
You better eat your meat.
1163
01:12:20,189 --> 01:12:22,724
I'll tell you what, if you
don't get your strength back,
1164
01:12:22,726 --> 01:12:25,194
I'm gonna take care of
that old lady of yours.
1165
01:12:26,530 --> 01:12:27,529
Looks like someone's
still in the mood
1166
01:12:27,531 --> 01:12:28,530
to get it on right here.
1167
01:12:28,532 --> 01:12:30,164
No.
1168
01:12:30,166 --> 01:12:31,299
I might take you
up on that offer
1169
01:12:31,301 --> 01:12:33,335
if someone doesn't eat his meat.
1170
01:12:33,337 --> 01:12:35,570
Stop it, stop it.
1171
01:12:35,572 --> 01:12:36,771
Come on.
1172
01:12:39,443 --> 01:12:42,546
Fuck gunner, stop it!
1173
01:12:44,514 --> 01:12:47,149
I haven't even started
yet, commander.
1174
01:12:48,685 --> 01:12:53,455
Stop it, stop it.
1175
01:12:53,457 --> 01:12:55,122
Commander,
1176
01:12:55,124 --> 01:12:57,759
commander, you can't do nothing.
1177
01:12:57,761 --> 01:12:59,394
I bet you could get hard for me,
1178
01:12:59,396 --> 01:13:01,116
- couldn't you, gunner?
- Oh, you know that.
1179
01:13:03,199 --> 01:13:05,302
Hell, I tell you
what, commander,
1180
01:13:07,169 --> 01:13:08,637
this girl right here
got it going on!
1181
01:13:08,639 --> 01:13:10,405
I'm getting wet
over here, Danny.
1182
01:13:10,407 --> 01:13:12,239
She is, I see it.
1183
01:13:12,241 --> 01:13:14,909
You sure you can't get it up?
1184
01:13:14,911 --> 01:13:16,811
- Oh, gunner!
- Oh man.
1185
01:13:16,813 --> 01:13:19,347
This is gonna be fun, I
hear it, yeah, look at that.
1186
01:13:19,349 --> 01:13:21,248
Fuckin' head!
1187
01:13:21,250 --> 01:13:23,451
Aw look it, he's so cute,
ain't he, like a little puppy.
1188
01:13:23,453 --> 01:13:26,855
Come here, come here, puppy,
come here little puppy.
1189
01:13:26,857 --> 01:13:28,188
Get out of my face, bitch!
1190
01:13:28,190 --> 01:13:29,524
Go on with yourself.
1191
01:13:38,535 --> 01:13:39,535
No.
1192
01:14:03,627 --> 01:14:04,761
Come on Danny, get up.
1193
01:14:06,797 --> 01:14:08,398
Come on, this is your way out.
1194
01:14:09,966 --> 01:14:12,267
Oh you can't do it,
commander, you're too weak.
1195
01:14:12,269 --> 01:14:13,735
Don't worry about her though,
1196
01:14:13,737 --> 01:14:15,403
i'ma take real good care of her.
1197
01:14:15,405 --> 01:14:16,538
Shut up!
1198
01:14:16,540 --> 01:14:18,540
Come on, daddy, you can do it.
1199
01:14:18,542 --> 01:14:19,941
Climb daddy, climb.
1200
01:14:19,943 --> 01:14:21,476
I can't wait to get
my hands up there.
1201
01:14:21,478 --> 01:14:22,811
- Shut up!
- You gonna fall,
1202
01:14:22,813 --> 01:14:24,879
- just let go, Danny.
- Shut up!
1203
01:14:24,881 --> 01:14:26,448
- Just give up.
- Come on, baby,
1204
01:14:26,450 --> 01:14:28,215
you're almost home.
1205
01:14:29,953 --> 01:14:31,853
Come on, you can do it, climb.
1206
01:14:31,855 --> 01:14:33,788
Climb.
1207
01:14:33,790 --> 01:14:36,993
No no no no, no
no no no, go back go back!
1208
01:15:56,573 --> 01:15:59,073
Oh daddy, you made it.
1209
01:15:59,075 --> 01:16:01,309
Would you like some tea?
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