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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:53,029 --> 00:00:53,905 ♪ Woo-hoo ♪ 4 00:00:53,929 --> 00:00:55,806 ♪ When I ask you to a movie ♪ 5 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:57,391 ♪ You always take a pass ♪ 6 00:00:57,474 --> 00:00:59,226 ♪ When I ask you out to dinner ♪ 7 00:00:59,309 --> 00:01:00,894 ♪ Ya say you're on a fast ♪ 8 00:01:00,978 --> 00:01:02,521 ♪ When I say "Now let's go jogging" ♪ 9 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:04,106 ♪ You say you'll never last ♪ 10 00:01:04,147 --> 00:01:05,816 ♪ And when I want some lovin' ♪ 11 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:07,651 ♪ You break out in a rash ♪ 12 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:09,236 ♪ It's a million dollar mystery ♪ 13 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:12,281 ♪ How we ever got this far ♪ 14 00:01:12,364 --> 00:01:14,199 Get it? 15 00:01:14,283 --> 00:01:16,034 ♪ 'Cause whenever there's some action ♪ 16 00:01:16,159 --> 00:01:17,703 ♪ That's never where you are ♪ 17 00:01:17,786 --> 00:01:20,872 ♪ It's a million dollar mystery ♪ 18 00:01:20,956 --> 00:01:24,376 ♪ There's a thousand reasons why ♪ 19 00:01:24,459 --> 00:01:26,461 ♪ We'll get out of the red ♪ 20 00:01:26,545 --> 00:01:30,507 ♪ And kiss all the blues goodbye ♪ 21 00:01:33,176 --> 00:01:36,179 ♪ Ay-y-y ♪ 22 00:01:37,806 --> 00:01:39,683 ♪ I give you my affection ♪ 23 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:41,351 ♪ You're never satisfied ♪ 24 00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:43,103 ♪ I give you all my money ♪ 25 00:01:43,186 --> 00:01:45,063 ♪ You still say you're deprived ♪ 26 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:46,773 ♪ I got a funny feelin' ♪ 27 00:01:46,857 --> 00:01:48,150 ♪ That this whole thing is jive ♪ 28 00:01:48,233 --> 00:01:49,484 ♪ 'Cause, baby, when I'm here ♪ 29 00:01:49,568 --> 00:01:51,445 ♪ You should be happy I'm alive ♪ 30 00:01:51,528 --> 00:01:53,447 ♪ It's a million dollar mystery ♪ 31 00:01:53,530 --> 00:01:56,241 ♪ How we ever got this far ♪ 32 00:01:58,327 --> 00:02:00,037 ♪ You knock me off the wagon ♪ 33 00:02:00,078 --> 00:02:01,663 ♪ You show me to the bar ♪ 34 00:02:01,705 --> 00:02:04,750 ♪ It's a million dollar mystery ♪ 35 00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:08,337 ♪ There's a thousand reasons why ♪ 36 00:02:08,420 --> 00:02:10,631 ♪ We'll get out of the red ♪ 37 00:02:10,672 --> 00:02:15,010 ♪ And kiss all the blues goodbye ♪ 38 00:02:15,093 --> 00:02:18,221 ♪ Don't look for somebody else ♪ 39 00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:22,100 ♪ To change your world around ♪ 40 00:02:22,225 --> 00:02:23,977 ♪ You're building your life ♪ 41 00:02:24,019 --> 00:02:28,774 ♪ On shaky ground ♪ 42 00:02:28,815 --> 00:02:30,359 ♪ You never get it up ♪ 43 00:02:30,442 --> 00:02:34,696 ♪ You only get it down ♪ 44 00:02:57,844 --> 00:03:01,056 ♪ Oh, it's a million dollar mystery ♪ 45 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:03,892 ♪ How we ever got this far ♪ 46 00:03:03,975 --> 00:03:05,394 Hey! 47 00:03:05,435 --> 00:03:07,646 ♪ "Cause wherever there's some action ♪ 48 00:03:07,729 --> 00:03:09,314 ♪ That's never where you are ♪ 49 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:12,651 ♪ It's a million dollar mystery ♪ 50 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:16,029 ♪ There's a thousand reasons why ♪ 51 00:03:16,113 --> 00:03:17,989 ♪ We'll get out of the red ♪ 52 00:03:18,073 --> 00:03:23,537 ♪ And kiss all the blues goodbye ♪ 53 00:03:25,831 --> 00:03:27,749 ♪ Bye-bye, blues ♪ 54 00:03:30,127 --> 00:03:31,503 Hey, wait a minute! 55 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:33,004 Don't hold back. 56 00:03:35,006 --> 00:03:39,136 ♪ You're... you're one in a million ♪ 57 00:03:39,177 --> 00:03:40,721 Hey, loosen up! 58 00:03:42,973 --> 00:03:45,642 ♪ Blues ♪ 59 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:51,690 ♪ You're one in a million ♪ 60 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:53,024 Ha! 61 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:55,110 ♪ You're one in a million ♪ 62 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:58,905 Mm-hmm. 63 00:03:58,989 --> 00:04:01,158 Mm-hmm. 64 00:04:01,199 --> 00:04:03,785 Sweetie pie. Mm... mmm! 65 00:04:03,869 --> 00:04:06,037 Are you hungry, muffin face? 66 00:04:06,121 --> 00:04:07,432 My little bitty cream muffin head? 67 00:04:07,456 --> 00:04:10,751 Hungry for you, honey. 68 00:04:10,834 --> 00:04:14,045 I don't know if I can wait anymore, 69 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:16,381 not after what happened last night. 70 00:04:16,465 --> 00:04:18,383 Yeah, well, I'm sorry about that, honey bunny. 71 00:04:18,467 --> 00:04:20,802 I guess I drank too much at the reception. 72 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:35,609 Oh, Mom, I don't want to listen to a speech. AAA gives it five diamonds. 73 00:04:35,692 --> 00:04:37,694 I know because I read Town and Country. 74 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:40,572 I could really go for a cup of coffee right now. 75 00:04:46,828 --> 00:04:48,163 Great place, Dad. 76 00:04:48,246 --> 00:04:50,582 Should I get the barf bags out now, 77 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:51,917 or wait till after? 78 00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:53,418 Don't you want to wait 79 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:55,504 until we get to a Howard Johnson's 80 00:04:55,587 --> 00:04:57,589 or a Denny's, or something we know? 81 00:04:57,672 --> 00:05:01,426 Well, folks, I would like to go get a cup of coffee. 82 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:04,554 If you two would like to sit here and entertain each other, 83 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:06,348 well, fine. 84 00:05:19,277 --> 00:05:20,505 I told you. 85 00:05:20,529 --> 00:05:22,948 Howdy, there, folks. How y'all doin'? 86 00:05:23,031 --> 00:05:24,783 Come on in, come on. 87 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:26,701 Just pick yourself out a table. 88 00:05:26,785 --> 00:05:29,204 You can sit anywhere you want to. 89 00:05:29,287 --> 00:05:31,039 Okey-dokey. 90 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:44,052 Boy, can you imagine what their kids are gonna look like? 91 00:05:44,135 --> 00:05:46,888 Ha ha. Have a seat, Howie. 92 00:05:48,139 --> 00:05:50,475 Hey, have you love birds considered 93 00:05:50,559 --> 00:05:53,454 renting one of our deluxe luxury teepees out there? 94 00:05:53,478 --> 00:05:55,272 Let me tell you about 'em. 95 00:05:55,313 --> 00:05:56,606 Uh, Dotty, honey, 96 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:59,025 why don't you get these two kind people 97 00:05:59,109 --> 00:06:00,461 a couple of menus there? 98 00:06:00,485 --> 00:06:03,572 Huh? Here we go, right here. 99 00:06:03,655 --> 00:06:04,948 Thank you, Tugger. 100 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:06,491 Dotty, will you be nice? 101 00:06:06,575 --> 00:06:08,577 You called that reverend and his wife yesterday 102 00:06:08,660 --> 00:06:10,245 a couple of pencil-necked geeks. 103 00:06:10,328 --> 00:06:11,913 That's just the kind of thing 104 00:06:11,955 --> 00:06:13,290 that's been killing us here. 105 00:06:16,251 --> 00:06:17,794 I have to go, Crush. 106 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:20,171 Crush, I've been thinking. We're just backup singers. 107 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:23,300 Is going to California really the right move for our career? 108 00:06:23,341 --> 00:06:25,510 How many times do I gotta tell you? 109 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:28,179 I got connections. I know Barry. I know Lionel. 110 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:29,472 I know Bruce. 111 00:06:29,514 --> 00:06:31,308 Crush, I have to go, okay? 112 00:06:31,349 --> 00:06:33,560 Forget about it. We're not gonna stop. 113 00:06:33,643 --> 00:06:35,003 Just pull over. We're not stopping. 114 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:36,289 Oh, yes we are. 115 00:06:36,313 --> 00:06:37,814 Pull over! Pull over! 116 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:39,190 Okay. 117 00:06:45,572 --> 00:06:46,990 Well, now that we're here, 118 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:49,701 let's just get something to eat. 119 00:06:52,495 --> 00:06:55,040 I'll have the kick-ass chili. 120 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:57,417 I think we should stick to toast. 121 00:07:02,964 --> 00:07:05,133 Well, hey, there, carrot top. 122 00:07:38,083 --> 00:07:40,961 Hi, there, cowboy. How you doing? 123 00:07:41,044 --> 00:07:43,672 Hee hee hee hee hee! 124 00:07:43,755 --> 00:07:45,465 This creamed cauliflower looks good. 125 00:07:45,548 --> 00:07:47,258 I don't like creamed cauliflower. 126 00:07:47,342 --> 00:07:49,970 Come to think of it, neither do I. 127 00:07:50,053 --> 00:07:52,031 Hi. What can I get you? 128 00:07:52,055 --> 00:07:54,933 Besides someone with red hair like yours? 129 00:07:57,018 --> 00:07:58,412 Coffee? 130 00:07:58,436 --> 00:08:01,415 Well, what's that I smell? Chili? 131 00:08:01,439 --> 00:08:04,067 You betcha. The best in the southwest. 132 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:06,653 Choice cuts of finest beef, pork, 133 00:08:06,736 --> 00:08:08,029 rattlesnake, and armadillo, 134 00:08:08,113 --> 00:08:09,406 delicately blended 135 00:08:09,447 --> 00:08:12,593 in a very special secret ingredient of my own. 136 00:08:12,617 --> 00:08:15,537 Don't believe him. His chili's killed before. 137 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:17,914 Well, what the hell? Why not? 138 00:08:17,956 --> 00:08:19,290 Atta boy. 139 00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:20,625 I like living dangerously. 140 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:22,711 And this may be the last time 141 00:08:22,794 --> 00:08:25,422 I get to eat some good old American chili. 142 00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:27,716 Why is that? You leaving the country? 143 00:08:27,799 --> 00:08:29,384 Uh, yeah. 144 00:08:29,467 --> 00:08:32,053 Honey, would you like a glass of milk? 145 00:08:32,137 --> 00:08:34,014 Well, I'd rather have a beer. 146 00:08:34,055 --> 00:08:35,932 Oh, you're so amusing. 147 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:38,309 Mmm. 148 00:08:38,393 --> 00:08:40,270 I know your secret, sport: 149 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:41,580 Beer. 150 00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:44,399 A gourmand. 151 00:08:44,441 --> 00:08:46,359 Beautiful country around here, huh? 152 00:08:46,401 --> 00:08:49,070 Hmm, it all depends on how you look at it. 153 00:08:49,112 --> 00:08:50,715 Oh, you'd like to get out, huh? 154 00:08:50,739 --> 00:08:52,073 I know the feeling. 155 00:08:52,157 --> 00:08:55,744 Yeah. So far away, I'd never see another cactus 156 00:08:55,827 --> 00:08:57,454 for the rest of my life. 157 00:08:57,495 --> 00:09:00,582 Can we get some water over here? 158 00:09:04,127 --> 00:09:05,587 Uhh. 159 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:07,130 Ohh. 160 00:09:12,802 --> 00:09:14,095 Lollie, look. 161 00:09:14,179 --> 00:09:16,347 What's wrong with him? 162 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:18,909 I warned you about that chili. 163 00:09:18,933 --> 00:09:22,062 That snake was fresh. I saw the truck that ran over it. 164 00:09:22,145 --> 00:09:23,480 Are you all right, fella? 165 00:09:23,521 --> 00:09:25,607 Quick, Tugger, call an ambulance. Come on, hurry up. 166 00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:28,193 No. No, no. There's no time. 167 00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:30,320 - There's time. - Don't move him. 168 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,864 Listen to me, all of you, and listen good. 169 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:35,241 You shouldn't talk, Mister. Why don't you just relax? 170 00:09:35,283 --> 00:09:39,496 How would you like 4 million bucks? 171 00:09:39,537 --> 00:09:42,016 4 million? Yeah, I'm all ears. Go ahead, Mister. 172 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:44,793 There's 4 million 173 00:09:44,834 --> 00:09:47,378 hidden in four different places, 174 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:49,631 a million in each place. 175 00:09:49,672 --> 00:09:54,511 Each one is in a bridge. 176 00:09:54,552 --> 00:09:56,721 Bridge? What bridge? Bridge, okay. 177 00:09:56,763 --> 00:09:59,474 In the bridges... 178 00:09:59,516 --> 00:10:01,184 Bridges. 179 00:10:01,226 --> 00:10:03,686 I'll tell you where. 180 00:10:03,728 --> 00:10:07,107 But there's something I need in return. 181 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:11,504 You want another bowl of chili, it's on the house. 182 00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:13,029 Just name it, Mister. 183 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:16,324 Just a kiss. That's all. 184 00:10:18,576 --> 00:10:20,328 Okay. 185 00:10:20,411 --> 00:10:21,680 No! 186 00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:23,873 Not you. 187 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,208 Her. 188 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:31,464 I've always wanted a kiss from a redhead. 189 00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:35,301 Give it to me, and the money is yours, 190 00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:36,594 all of yours. 191 00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:43,309 Come on. Kiss him! 192 00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:45,687 Come on! Do it! 193 00:10:45,728 --> 00:10:48,439 Go, baby, go! Kiss the man! 194 00:10:48,523 --> 00:10:50,608 Kiss him! Kiss him! 195 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:53,486 Kiss him! Go! Go! Come on! 196 00:10:53,528 --> 00:10:56,739 Harder! Lady, do it. Yeah, come on. 197 00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:01,619 Start at the city 198 00:11:01,703 --> 00:11:05,123 of the bridge. 199 00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:08,126 That was great. 200 00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:21,681 That's it. 201 00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:26,895 He's gone to that big cook-off in the sky. 202 00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:30,064 Oh, no, he was the best thing in this place! 203 00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:31,482 Hey, hey, hey, don't... 204 00:11:31,566 --> 00:11:33,568 No, no, no, no. Now wait a second. 205 00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:37,155 Obviously, this man was completely out of his mind. 206 00:11:37,238 --> 00:11:38,615 Wasn't he? 207 00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:40,158 I wonder which bridge he meant. 208 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,761 How many bridges did you hear him say? 209 00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:45,997 You're all just as crazy as he was. 210 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:49,500 There isn't any bridge. There isn't any money. 211 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:52,003 He's just some deranged old coot 212 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:53,379 making fools of you. 213 00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:54,797 He's adopted. 214 00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:57,091 Fools, huh? Okay, kid... 215 00:11:58,676 --> 00:12:01,262 Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey! Take a look. 216 00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:05,016 Turn up the sound, Tugger! Turn up the sound! 217 00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:07,352 Former White House aide Sidney Preston 218 00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:09,437 was apparently working for the Libyan government 219 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:10,980 when he disappeared this week 220 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:14,525 with what's rumored to be over $4 million in payoffs 221 00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:15,944 from that Arab nation. 222 00:12:16,027 --> 00:12:17,612 Authorities believe Preston, 223 00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:20,156 born in the town of El Puente, Arizona, 224 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:23,409 may well be hiding somewhere in the Grand Canyon state. 225 00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:25,221 And now for the weather. Colder temperatures... 226 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:27,205 He's right! We're all gonna be rich! 227 00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:32,543 Hold it! Hold on! 228 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,754 Everybody just calm down here a minute, huh? 229 00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:36,941 The man didn't tell us where the money is. 230 00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:38,883 He said it was in the bridges. 231 00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:40,677 It's in the bridges. Yeah! 232 00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:42,720 Listen! Listen, listen, listen. 233 00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:44,097 He's from El Puente. 234 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:46,975 That's only an hour west from here. 235 00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:49,811 Hey, Dad, el puente means bridge! 236 00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:52,897 I learned that in Spanish class. 237 00:12:58,569 --> 00:13:01,406 Didn't we come over a bridge when we came here? 238 00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:03,658 Wait a minute. Shut up for a second. 239 00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:05,618 Wait. Shut up! 240 00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:08,997 It can't be in El Puente. There's no bridge there. 241 00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:10,832 Ah, what do you know anyway? 242 00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:12,917 Yeah, we know... Shut up! 243 00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,252 Tugger. Tugger. 244 00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:17,297 Hey. Tugger. Come on. Let's go. 245 00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:23,928 Come here, big brother, come here. 246 00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:27,181 There is a bridge in El Puente. 247 00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:29,183 I thought you said there wasn't no bridge. 248 00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:30,727 I lied. 249 00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:33,271 Listen, I figured we slip out the back door, 250 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,773 we get a head start on these other clowns, 251 00:13:35,857 --> 00:13:37,775 and we get it all for ourselves. 252 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,402 Ooh! Are you in? 253 00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:41,154 Dotty, you mean you... 254 00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:44,657 You want to leave behind everything we've always worked for? 255 00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:46,534 Everything Mama wanted us to have? 256 00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:47,952 All of the, 257 00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:51,664 and the... and, of course, the... 258 00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:53,458 Okay, let's go. 259 00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:00,173 Headquarters, this is Unit 18. 260 00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:02,633 We believe we've spotted Preston's car. 261 00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:04,945 Will confirm later. Over and out. 262 00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:07,972 That's his car, all right, Bob. Take a look. 263 00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:09,390 Gee 264 00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:11,059 Fred, please. 265 00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:12,870 Thank you. 266 00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:14,395 Sorry, Bob, I got excited. 267 00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:16,481 Yeah? Old Preston's gonna keel over 268 00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:19,317 when we walk through the door. 269 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:20,818 That's his car, all right. 270 00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:23,738 Sure is. Come on. Let's go check inside. 271 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,205 Go around there... 272 00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:34,832 Hey, hey, hey, hey. They're going after the money! 273 00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:36,209 They faked us out! 274 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:37,585 Oh, no! 275 00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:42,757 Come on! 276 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:45,259 Get in, Howie! Get in front. 277 00:14:45,343 --> 00:14:47,595 There you go. 278 00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:50,390 What's going on? I don't know. 279 00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:01,484 Oh! Oh! Police! 280 00:15:13,955 --> 00:15:17,041 Boy, I thought you said the food in here was good. 281 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,376 Preston's car's still here. 282 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:19,961 Okay, let's go get him. 283 00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:46,112 Yep. That's him, all right. 284 00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:48,656 Ticker finally gave out on you, eh, Sid? 285 00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:52,160 Betcha he had some pretty interesting last words. 286 00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:54,537 Probably told "em where the money was hidden." 287 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:58,374 The question is, where? 288 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,587 Come on, Fred. 289 00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:06,382 He must have left some clues around here some place. Spread out. 290 00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:16,517 Fred, what is it? 291 00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:17,852 Ho! 292 00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:19,770 What did you find? 293 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,707 No wonder you're so excited. 294 00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:25,943 El Puente. That's his hometown. Of course. 295 00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:27,612 You remember the cars? 296 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:31,991 A pickup, Camaro, Volvo, econo-box. 297 00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:34,285 Good work, Fred. I'm impressed. 298 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,913 Come on. Let's go. 299 00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:45,838 ♪ Easy money ♪ 300 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:48,633 ♪ Eight hours, eight days a week ♪ 301 00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:50,384 ♪ It's gettin' pretty old ♪ 302 00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:55,449 ♪ Gimme some easy money ♪ 303 00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:58,893 ♪ Give my regards to self-control ♪ 304 00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:00,603 ♪ Goin' for the gold ♪ 305 00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:04,565 Faster, Tugger, faster. 306 00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:06,692 We'll never beat the others this way. 307 00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:09,153 Don't worry that empty little head of yours. 308 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:11,531 I know a shortcut right across that mountain. 309 00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:13,324 So what? They'll just follow us. 310 00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:16,244 Not without four-wheel drive they won't, little sister. 311 00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:17,662 You better buckle up. 312 00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:51,362 ♪ Easy money ♪ 313 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,406 ♪ Eight hours eight days a week ♪ 314 00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:55,241 ♪ It's gettin' pretty old ♪ 315 00:17:55,324 --> 00:18:00,204 ♪ Gimme some easy money ♪ 316 00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:03,124 Bye-bye. 317 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,728 Woo-ha ha ha ha ha! 318 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,062 Woo! 319 00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:27,648 Stuart, maybe we should stop. 320 00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:29,483 Maybe we should just turn around 321 00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:30,860 and forget all this. 322 00:18:32,403 --> 00:18:36,782 Well... Barbara... uh 323 00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:39,452 see that old rattletrap car 324 00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:42,222 sputtering behind us there? 325 00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:44,665 Well 326 00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:48,753 dumb old Stuart bought about 50,000 shares 327 00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:50,171 in that car company. 328 00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:52,173 I told him not to. 329 00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:54,050 You what? 330 00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:57,928 You did what? 331 00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,056 Are you out of your mind? 332 00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:02,433 We're never gonna make it up this hill. 333 00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:03,768 Watch me, little sister. 334 00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:07,355 I could... do this in my... sleep. 335 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:14,671 Oh... oh... Aah! 336 00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:16,072 I knew it. 337 00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:23,245 So this is your famous shortcut. 338 00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:25,039 Don't you start on me, Dotty. 339 00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:27,792 I'll show you my famous shortcut to the hospital. 340 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,461 Aah, my head! 341 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:33,398 Excuse me. 342 00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:36,735 Aah! Oh, Dotty, that's my head! 343 00:19:36,759 --> 00:19:38,511 Get out of here. 344 00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:40,638 I'm coming after you. 345 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,864 Eat my dust. 346 00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:13,421 Ahh. 347 00:20:13,504 --> 00:20:15,423 What a break. 348 00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:17,883 Boy, am I glad to see you. 349 00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:21,345 Hey, relax, big fella. I'm your jaws of life. 350 00:20:21,429 --> 00:20:23,389 That's all right. I got it... Aah! 351 00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:27,285 Thank you, Mr... Buzzard. 352 00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:29,019 Buzzard. 353 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,771 It's pronounced "Buzzard." 354 00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:32,624 Thanks a lot, pal. 355 00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:36,235 Actually, it's Slaughter. 356 00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:39,280 At least that's what they called me in 'Nam. 357 00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:40,781 Figures. 358 00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:43,325 So, uh, what's your name? 359 00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:45,786 Dotty. 360 00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:47,264 Dotty, that's a nice name. 361 00:20:47,288 --> 00:20:48,640 You think so? 362 00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:50,374 Didn't catch yours, maggot. 363 00:20:52,543 --> 00:20:53,961 Maggot? 364 00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:57,107 Look, buddy, the name's Tugger, you got that? 365 00:20:57,131 --> 00:20:59,842 Tugger? That some sort of code name? 366 00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:02,511 Listen, Mr. Slaughter, 367 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,680 do you think you can get us righted up? 368 00:21:04,722 --> 00:21:09,101 Oh, yeah. Piece of pie. 369 00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:12,855 Saw a chopper come down like this one time. 370 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,190 I was in 'Nam. 371 00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:16,317 Veal Cutlet Hill. Ever heard of it? 372 00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:17,651 Nah. 373 00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:19,445 Guess you folks were too busy 374 00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:21,614 having a good time at Woodstock. 375 00:21:25,576 --> 00:21:28,579 What y'all doing out here in the middle of nowhere? 376 00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:30,998 This guy came to our diner, and he... 377 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,333 We just... We got lost. 378 00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:35,002 Old dumb me, I took a wrong turn, 379 00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:37,129 and this is where we ended up. 380 00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:40,233 Uh-huh. You folks wouldn't be perforators, would you? 381 00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:42,426 Oh, no. We're... we're... We're Baptists. 382 00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:44,553 What's a perforator? 383 00:21:44,595 --> 00:21:46,347 Where are you from, Neptune? 384 00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:47,890 Perforators. 385 00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:49,350 Perforators. 386 00:21:52,895 --> 00:21:55,022 Perforators. 387 00:21:55,064 --> 00:21:57,775 You know what's right underneath our feet, don't you? 388 00:21:57,817 --> 00:21:59,276 No, I don't. What? 389 00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:00,611 Missiles. 390 00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:01,946 Yeah. 391 00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:03,280 Nikes, 392 00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:04,824 ICBMs. 393 00:22:04,907 --> 00:22:06,617 They're all right underneath our feet. 394 00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:07,952 Really? 395 00:22:08,035 --> 00:22:09,620 Yeah, all this here is man-made. 396 00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:11,413 It's all dredged. It looks real. 397 00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:13,499 Me, I'm in charge of making sure 398 00:22:13,582 --> 00:22:15,292 no one perforates our ground cover 399 00:22:15,376 --> 00:22:17,127 and sets off a nuclear winter: 400 00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:21,215 You know, boom! Big mushroom cloud. 401 00:22:21,298 --> 00:22:24,635 That's when the roaches start running the show, buddy. 402 00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:28,406 Roaches, crayfish, us. 403 00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:29,974 He's cute. 404 00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:31,475 You listen to me, Dotty. 405 00:22:31,517 --> 00:22:33,644 This guy has obviously worn out 406 00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:35,145 his Rambo videotape. 407 00:22:35,229 --> 00:22:37,857 Once that truck is upright, we're out of here. 408 00:22:37,940 --> 00:22:40,109 Don't you talk to him, don't you encourage him, 409 00:22:40,150 --> 00:22:41,694 and for goodness' sakes, 410 00:22:41,777 --> 00:22:44,256 don't make any sudden movements around him, all right? 411 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:46,615 We're all gonna be human tempura, 412 00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:49,994 a bunch of batter-fried vegetables. 413 00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:52,413 Whew, got it. 414 00:22:52,454 --> 00:22:54,415 Okay, Dotty and Tugger, 415 00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:57,126 if that's your real name. 416 00:23:12,433 --> 00:23:14,518 Great! Great! Yeah, all right. 417 00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:30,451 Wh... 418 00:23:30,534 --> 00:23:31,785 Wh 419 00:23:31,869 --> 00:23:33,871 I just knew this was gonna happen. 420 00:23:33,954 --> 00:23:36,707 Damn it! Aah! 421 00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:38,125 It's gone. 422 00:23:38,167 --> 00:23:40,336 Oh, no. Oh! 423 00:23:40,377 --> 00:23:42,504 Hey, don't worry, these babies are built. 424 00:23:45,341 --> 00:23:47,843 It can handle it. Oh! 425 00:23:49,595 --> 00:23:51,781 Onh! A little body work. 426 00:23:51,805 --> 00:23:54,558 Oh! 427 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:57,102 A little touchup paint. 428 00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:01,315 Oh... 429 00:24:01,398 --> 00:24:02,650 Be good as new. 430 00:24:02,733 --> 00:24:03,984 Oh... 431 00:24:04,068 --> 00:24:06,111 Managed to save this. 432 00:24:06,195 --> 00:24:08,072 Ohh! 433 00:24:08,113 --> 00:24:09,865 No need to thank me. 434 00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:11,200 Oh! Oh! 435 00:24:11,241 --> 00:24:13,327 Yeah, headquarters, 436 00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:14,995 this is Unit 18 reporting in. 437 00:24:15,037 --> 00:24:17,122 We've got that Volvo in sight. 438 00:24:17,206 --> 00:24:19,541 We're gonna stick to them like glue. Over. 439 00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:25,130 That's very funny, Bob. 440 00:24:33,389 --> 00:24:34,765 Ha ha ha! 441 00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:37,351 Stuart, slow down. 442 00:24:37,434 --> 00:24:40,104 Will you meditate or take a Valium or something? 443 00:24:40,187 --> 00:24:41,939 I'm doing great. Whoo! 444 00:24:51,824 --> 00:24:53,784 Ah, the hell with it. 445 00:24:53,826 --> 00:24:56,954 Ahh! Ha ha ha! 446 00:24:56,996 --> 00:24:59,933 Aah! Aah! 447 00:24:59,957 --> 00:25:04,920 Aah! 448 00:25:11,176 --> 00:25:14,638 All right, Dad! Al right. 449 00:25:16,056 --> 00:25:18,684 You know, I d 450 00:25:29,486 --> 00:25:32,257 I'm not going to say anything. 451 00:25:32,281 --> 00:25:33,615 Okay. 452 00:25:33,699 --> 00:25:36,493 I'm not talking. I'm calm. 453 00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:38,746 I know, I know. Don't talk to me. 454 00:25:38,829 --> 00:25:40,164 Let me help you out. 455 00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:41,599 Don't touch me. Okay, okay. 456 00:25:41,623 --> 00:25:43,625 Hey, what are you doing here? 457 00:25:43,709 --> 00:25:45,919 This is a Reva... are-re... 458 00:25:46,003 --> 00:25:47,588 This is a restricted area. 459 00:25:47,629 --> 00:25:50,299 Look, uh, sorry. We, uh... 460 00:25:50,340 --> 00:25:52,092 We got run off the road, 461 00:25:52,176 --> 00:25:54,404 and we landed in your little puddle here, 462 00:25:54,428 --> 00:25:55,929 so we'd really appreciate it 463 00:25:56,013 --> 00:25:59,099 if you could get us a tow truck. 464 00:25:59,141 --> 00:26:00,476 We'd be really grateful. 465 00:26:00,517 --> 00:26:01,977 We don't have a tow... 466 00:26:02,061 --> 00:26:03,479 We don't have a tow... 467 00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:05,272 We don't have a tow truck. 468 00:26:05,355 --> 00:26:07,357 There's a station couple miles down the road. 469 00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:08,692 You folks are welcome 470 00:26:08,734 --> 00:26:11,028 to use the phone up at the plant. 471 00:26:11,070 --> 00:26:12,964 No, look, it's very simple. 472 00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:16,301 All we need is another truck and a length of rope, 473 00:26:16,325 --> 00:26:19,286 and you could just pull us right out of there. 474 00:26:19,328 --> 00:26:20,829 Uh, pull what out? 475 00:26:20,871 --> 00:26:22,164 Our car. 476 00:26:22,206 --> 00:26:23,624 What car? 477 00:26:26,543 --> 00:26:29,546 It... It was just there a minute ago. 478 00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:31,381 It sunk. 479 00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:34,611 My Volvo! 480 00:26:34,635 --> 00:26:38,055 It didn't sink, Mom. It disintegrated. 481 00:26:38,138 --> 00:26:40,265 This is toxic waste. 482 00:26:40,349 --> 00:26:42,267 Uh, no, no, no, son. 483 00:26:42,351 --> 00:26:44,061 These kids with the TV today, 484 00:26:44,144 --> 00:26:45,395 they watch too much... 485 00:26:47,773 --> 00:26:50,692 This is just simple, ordinary 486 00:26:50,776 --> 00:26:52,402 oatmeal. 487 00:26:52,486 --> 00:26:54,530 What Phil's trying to say is, folks, 488 00:26:54,571 --> 00:26:56,698 this is mud, plain, ordinary mud. 489 00:26:56,782 --> 00:26:58,051 Oh. 490 00:26:58,075 --> 00:27:00,160 Doesn't look like mud to me. 491 00:27:00,202 --> 00:27:04,540 Mud is brown, not green and purple. 492 00:27:04,581 --> 00:27:07,000 If the man says it's mud, it's mud. 493 00:27:07,042 --> 00:27:08,877 He's got a white coat on. Trust him. 494 00:27:08,919 --> 00:27:10,254 It's not mud. 495 00:27:10,337 --> 00:27:12,589 If this was toxic waste, would I do this? 496 00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:22,766 Phil. 497 00:27:22,808 --> 00:27:24,101 Uh-huh. 498 00:27:24,143 --> 00:27:25,602 You shouldn't have done that. 499 00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:27,896 Uh-huh. 500 00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:29,398 Phil? 501 00:27:32,609 --> 00:27:33,944 Phil? 502 00:27:36,780 --> 00:27:38,073 Phil? 503 00:27:38,157 --> 00:27:39,908 Goah! Goah! Goah! 504 00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:41,845 Phil? Goah! 505 00:27:41,869 --> 00:27:44,413 Goah! Goah! 506 00:27:44,454 --> 00:27:47,374 Phil? Aah! 507 00:27:47,457 --> 00:27:50,377 Goaah! 508 00:27:50,419 --> 00:27:53,398 Ohh! Aahr! 509 00:27:53,422 --> 00:27:54,798 Aah! 510 00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:59,261 Aah... ohh! Ohh! 511 00:27:59,303 --> 00:28:00,804 Ohh! 512 00:28:00,888 --> 00:28:02,306 Ehh! 513 00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:03,640 Ehh! 514 00:28:03,765 --> 00:28:06,018 Haah! Haah! 515 00:28:06,101 --> 00:28:07,477 Aah! 516 00:28:07,561 --> 00:28:09,605 Aah! Aah! 517 00:28:09,646 --> 00:28:11,732 Aren't you going a little fast? 518 00:28:11,773 --> 00:28:14,902 There's not a cop within a hundred miles of here. 519 00:28:17,237 --> 00:28:18,488 Oh, no. 520 00:28:18,572 --> 00:28:20,884 There's a cop right behind us. 521 00:28:20,908 --> 00:28:23,577 Now what are we gonna do? 522 00:28:23,619 --> 00:28:26,121 This is great. I don't have my license with me. 523 00:28:26,205 --> 00:28:27,456 Well, I've got one. 524 00:28:27,497 --> 00:28:29,833 Oh, you do? Here. Hop in the seat. 525 00:28:29,917 --> 00:28:31,168 Get behind the wheel. 526 00:28:31,251 --> 00:28:32,961 Oh, I really have to go now. 527 00:28:33,003 --> 00:28:34,588 Okay, when he comes up, 528 00:28:34,671 --> 00:28:35,899 make yourself look pretty. 529 00:28:35,923 --> 00:28:38,508 Quick, get out the Richter scale. 530 00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:40,886 Hey, hey, quiet now. I'll do the talking. 531 00:28:40,969 --> 00:28:45,474 Uh-uh. I want to see his license. 532 00:28:45,515 --> 00:28:48,268 Why his? I was driving. 533 00:28:48,352 --> 00:28:50,771 Just how stupid do I look? 534 00:28:50,812 --> 00:28:52,940 On a scale of one to ten? 535 00:28:53,023 --> 00:28:54,316 Hey, hey, hey. 536 00:28:54,358 --> 00:28:59,029 Officer, is there a bathroom in this place? 537 00:28:59,112 --> 00:29:00,697 A private one? 538 00:29:00,822 --> 00:29:03,450 Look, we get out of this thing alive, 539 00:29:03,533 --> 00:29:05,786 I'm gonna have to kill you. 540 00:29:05,827 --> 00:29:09,665 ♪♪ 541 00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:13,853 What do you think you're doing? 542 00:29:13,877 --> 00:29:15,629 Hitchers. 543 00:29:15,671 --> 00:29:18,674 What are you, crazy? They could be dangerous. 544 00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:23,029 Oh, hi! Oh, boy. 545 00:29:23,053 --> 00:29:25,013 Oh, they stink, man. 546 00:29:25,097 --> 00:29:27,140 They smell like a toxic dump. 547 00:29:27,182 --> 00:29:28,684 I'm not letting them in. 548 00:29:28,725 --> 00:29:30,727 No, no, no. Now listen to me. 549 00:29:30,811 --> 00:29:33,063 There's $4 million 550 00:29:33,146 --> 00:29:35,190 stashed about 15 miles down that road, 551 00:29:35,274 --> 00:29:39,403 and we're willing to 552 00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:42,239 cut you in on the deal. Yeah. 553 00:29:44,616 --> 00:29:47,244 By all means, come on in. 554 00:29:47,286 --> 00:29:49,997 Come on, Mr. Slaughter. 555 00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:52,225 Please give us a ride in your truck. 556 00:29:52,249 --> 00:29:54,042 I can't do it, Dotty. 557 00:29:54,126 --> 00:29:55,544 Why not? 558 00:29:55,627 --> 00:29:59,047 No civilians. 559 00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:00,841 You're asking me to flaunt authority. 560 00:30:00,924 --> 00:30:02,968 What the hell's wrong with you, buddy? 561 00:30:03,051 --> 00:30:05,595 You just got through totally destroying my vehicle. 562 00:30:05,679 --> 00:30:08,307 Don't you think you owe us something here? 563 00:30:08,348 --> 00:30:10,142 I owe you? 564 00:30:10,225 --> 00:30:11,476 Well, it was... 565 00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:13,854 What do you owe guys like us, huh? 566 00:30:13,937 --> 00:30:15,647 Another chance, maybe, 567 00:30:15,731 --> 00:30:19,693 to go back and get it right this time? 568 00:30:19,735 --> 00:30:21,278 Hey, wait a minute. 569 00:30:21,361 --> 00:30:23,030 There's $4 million down there. 570 00:30:23,113 --> 00:30:24,364 Dotty! 571 00:30:24,448 --> 00:30:26,074 We'll cut you in. 572 00:30:27,242 --> 00:30:28,702 $4 million? Uh-huh. 573 00:30:28,744 --> 00:30:31,580 She's telling the truth. 574 00:30:32,789 --> 00:30:34,041 Down there? 575 00:30:34,124 --> 00:30:36,126 Yes. 576 00:30:38,128 --> 00:30:40,756 You know how many lottery tickets that would buy? 577 00:30:40,797 --> 00:30:41,923 Get in. 578 00:30:42,007 --> 00:30:44,551 Come on! Yay! 579 00:30:44,634 --> 00:30:45,886 Okey-doke. 580 00:30:45,969 --> 00:30:48,221 We're rich! 581 00:30:48,263 --> 00:30:50,307 Do you think some of the others 582 00:30:50,390 --> 00:30:52,184 have gotten there and found the money? 583 00:30:52,267 --> 00:30:53,685 Let's put it this way: 584 00:30:53,769 --> 00:30:56,480 They're not exactly a bunch of rocket scientists. 585 00:30:56,563 --> 00:30:58,231 Who are you, Einstein? 586 00:30:58,315 --> 00:31:01,127 Oh, no. Einstein had more hair. 587 00:31:01,151 --> 00:31:02,795 Oh, ho ho ho ho ho. 588 00:31:02,819 --> 00:31:04,988 That laugh. 589 00:31:05,072 --> 00:31:07,425 You're Bad Boris, aren't you? 590 00:31:07,449 --> 00:31:10,243 Bet your Japanese teak tea service. 591 00:31:10,285 --> 00:31:13,872 You've been my hero ever since the... 592 00:31:13,955 --> 00:31:15,165 Wait, the other guy. 593 00:31:15,248 --> 00:31:18,644 He isn't Awful Abdul, is he? 594 00:31:18,668 --> 00:31:21,838 Die, you American devil! 595 00:31:21,963 --> 00:31:24,549 All right! I love you guys! 596 00:31:24,633 --> 00:31:26,176 These guys are pros. 597 00:31:26,259 --> 00:31:27,677 These guys are pro wrestlers. 598 00:31:27,761 --> 00:31:29,012 I love you guys! 599 00:31:29,096 --> 00:31:30,347 Oh. 600 00:31:30,430 --> 00:31:31,783 All right! Great. 601 00:31:31,807 --> 00:31:34,976 Let's stop at the next nice place we come to 602 00:31:35,060 --> 00:31:36,353 for a half hour. 603 00:31:36,395 --> 00:31:38,772 We're gonna have such a good time, honey. 604 00:31:38,855 --> 00:31:40,816 Ha-ah-ah. 605 00:31:42,442 --> 00:31:44,361 Okay, here it is. 606 00:31:44,444 --> 00:31:48,573 It's all yours for exactly 30 minutes. 607 00:31:49,991 --> 00:31:51,243 Mister, where's the bed? 608 00:31:51,326 --> 00:31:53,328 What kind of a fleabag is this? 609 00:31:53,412 --> 00:31:54,996 There's no bed in here. 610 00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:58,250 It's in the wall. It's a Murphy bed. You pull it down. 611 00:31:58,333 --> 00:32:00,085 Thanks, Pops. It's a Murphy bed. 612 00:32:00,168 --> 00:32:01,753 Do you know how to work those? 613 00:32:01,837 --> 00:32:04,464 Don't worry about it. It's a piece of cake. 614 00:32:04,506 --> 00:32:05,882 Ooh, wonderful. 615 00:32:05,966 --> 00:32:08,802 You go unfold it, bunny lashes, 616 00:32:08,844 --> 00:32:12,222 while I make myself pretty for you. 617 00:32:24,860 --> 00:32:26,820 Aah! 618 00:32:29,489 --> 00:32:31,783 Aah. 619 00:32:34,911 --> 00:32:36,288 Aah! 620 00:32:46,465 --> 00:32:49,050 What's going on out there, honey bunchums? 621 00:32:49,134 --> 00:32:51,720 I'm having a hard time getting it down. 622 00:32:51,803 --> 00:32:55,265 Oh! I can hardly wait. 623 00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:21,917 Are you ready, Tiger? 624 00:33:23,335 --> 00:33:24,586 Aah! 625 00:33:24,628 --> 00:33:25,879 Lollie! Help me! Rollie! 626 00:33:25,921 --> 00:33:28,006 Keep an eye on those people inside. 627 00:33:28,089 --> 00:33:31,927 I've got to find out what the judge wants to do with them. 628 00:33:31,968 --> 00:33:33,803 Gretchen, wait, wait, wait. Guess who this is. 629 00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:37,057 It'll just take a second. 630 00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:39,851 You know, sometimes, 631 00:33:39,935 --> 00:33:41,853 I offer people money to be with me, 632 00:33:41,937 --> 00:33:44,606 and they take it so I won't be unhappy. 633 00:33:44,689 --> 00:33:47,400 I love it when that happens. 634 00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:53,198 Bill Cosby, right? 635 00:33:53,281 --> 00:33:54,699 No. 636 00:33:54,741 --> 00:33:58,078 You always say Bill Cosby. It was Dudley Moore. 637 00:33:58,119 --> 00:34:00,455 You don't know talent. 638 00:34:00,539 --> 00:34:03,667 What are you, a cop or an entertainer? 639 00:34:03,708 --> 00:34:05,752 I'm an entertaining cop. 640 00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:12,592 That was very good. 641 00:34:12,676 --> 00:34:15,345 I knew it was Dudley Moore. 642 00:34:16,972 --> 00:34:18,807 You don't say. 643 00:34:24,604 --> 00:34:26,106 Want to hear some more? 644 00:34:26,147 --> 00:34:28,233 Sure we want to hear some more. 645 00:34:28,316 --> 00:34:30,193 We think impressionists are sexy. 646 00:34:30,235 --> 00:34:31,695 Don't we, girls? 647 00:34:31,736 --> 00:34:33,029 Yeah! 648 00:34:33,154 --> 00:34:34,632 We do. 649 00:34:34,656 --> 00:34:36,241 Yeah. 650 00:34:36,324 --> 00:34:39,011 Okay, uh, tell me what you think of this one. 651 00:34:39,035 --> 00:34:41,454 Why don't you come inside and show us? 652 00:34:41,538 --> 00:34:43,641 We can't see you out there. Yeah! 653 00:34:43,665 --> 00:34:45,000 Yeah, come inside. 654 00:34:45,041 --> 00:34:47,103 Come on. 655 00:34:47,127 --> 00:34:48,461 All right. 656 00:34:48,545 --> 00:34:49,796 All right. 657 00:34:49,879 --> 00:34:51,983 All right, I'll tell you what. 658 00:34:52,007 --> 00:34:54,968 Stand over there and tell me what you think of this. 659 00:34:55,010 --> 00:34:56,553 This should be good. 660 00:34:56,595 --> 00:34:58,430 Okay. 661 00:34:58,513 --> 00:35:00,140 Oh, great. 662 00:35:00,223 --> 00:35:03,018 This whole situation reminds me of my childhood. 663 00:35:03,059 --> 00:35:04,811 When I was seven years old, 664 00:35:04,894 --> 00:35:06,563 I was kidnapped by Norwegian terrorists. 665 00:35:08,481 --> 00:35:10,734 Same blonde hair, same blue eyes, 666 00:35:10,775 --> 00:35:14,904 same subtle yet perfectly shaped immense breasts. 667 00:35:14,946 --> 00:35:16,615 It was hell. 668 00:35:16,656 --> 00:35:18,074 Woody Allen! 669 00:35:18,158 --> 00:35:19,618 That turns me on. 670 00:35:19,659 --> 00:35:21,244 Do another one. 671 00:35:21,286 --> 00:35:23,580 All right, okay. 672 00:35:23,663 --> 00:35:27,000 Here we go. I think you'll like this one. 673 00:35:27,083 --> 00:35:28,335 All right, here we go. 674 00:35:28,376 --> 00:35:30,670 Uh, excuse me. 675 00:35:30,712 --> 00:35:32,464 Gee, I hate to bother you. 676 00:35:32,547 --> 00:35:34,859 Has anyone seen my dog? Little basset hound. 677 00:35:34,883 --> 00:35:37,886 He loves ice cream if you have any. 678 00:35:39,095 --> 00:35:41,514 Hey, hey. Hey. 679 00:35:41,556 --> 00:35:42,891 You said you liked impressionists. 680 00:35:42,932 --> 00:35:44,225 Now, this is serious. 681 00:35:44,309 --> 00:35:45,727 Here we are, escaped felons, 682 00:35:45,769 --> 00:35:47,604 and we've got Columbo on our tail. 683 00:35:47,687 --> 00:35:49,105 Thanks, babe. You were great. 684 00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:51,524 Was 1? Oh, hey, come on! 685 00:36:02,035 --> 00:36:03,370 Well, well, well. 686 00:36:03,453 --> 00:36:06,081 Looks like we've got a little reunion up ahead. 687 00:36:06,122 --> 00:36:07,762 There's the Camaro, there's the econo-box. 688 00:36:07,791 --> 00:36:10,669 Looks like they picked up an RV and a highway truck. 689 00:36:10,752 --> 00:36:12,170 They're headed for that bridge. 690 00:36:12,253 --> 00:36:14,839 Fred, check the map. See if the bridge is on it. 691 00:36:40,740 --> 00:36:43,410 Don't worry, I won't hit it. 692 00:36:43,451 --> 00:36:46,097 Look out, the sign! 693 00:36:46,121 --> 00:36:47,622 Get out of the car. 694 00:36:47,706 --> 00:36:48,957 Keep your eyes peeled. 695 00:36:48,998 --> 00:36:50,458 Come on, girls, hurry up. 696 00:36:50,542 --> 00:36:52,919 Hurry up, they're beating us to the bridge. 697 00:36:52,961 --> 00:36:54,421 Howie, check the rain barrel. 698 00:36:54,504 --> 00:36:56,214 Barbara, you check on that side. 699 00:36:56,297 --> 00:36:57,549 I'll look over here. 700 00:36:57,632 --> 00:36:59,050 This flimsy thing. 701 00:36:59,092 --> 00:37:01,261 Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. 702 00:37:01,302 --> 00:37:03,513 Out of my way. Watch out. 703 00:37:03,555 --> 00:37:06,266 Hey, hey, hey. There's something right there. 704 00:37:07,684 --> 00:37:08,935 He's found something. 705 00:37:09,018 --> 00:37:11,020 Up there. This might be it, baby. 706 00:37:11,104 --> 00:37:12,623 Anybody got a ladder? 707 00:37:12,647 --> 00:37:14,149 We don't need a ladder. 708 00:37:14,190 --> 00:37:15,650 Come here, Jake. 709 00:37:15,734 --> 00:37:17,962 Hey, who are these guys? 710 00:37:17,986 --> 00:37:19,362 Where did they come from? 711 00:37:19,404 --> 00:37:20,905 Where the hell were you, 712 00:37:20,989 --> 00:37:22,991 taking off out the back way from the diner? 713 00:37:25,368 --> 00:37:26,870 Careful. There's eggs in there. 714 00:37:26,953 --> 00:37:28,621 Eggs? 715 00:37:28,705 --> 00:37:31,142 This had better be a part. 716 00:37:31,166 --> 00:37:32,625 Hand it down, big guy. 717 00:37:32,667 --> 00:37:34,002 Lollie, look, they're eggs. 718 00:37:34,043 --> 00:37:36,087 Aw, this can't be much of anything. 719 00:37:36,171 --> 00:37:37,589 I mean, how much money 720 00:37:37,672 --> 00:37:39,215 can an egg hold, anyway? 721 00:37:40,967 --> 00:37:42,218 Freeze! 722 00:37:45,972 --> 00:37:47,265 What? 723 00:37:47,348 --> 00:37:49,726 All right, these might be explosives. 724 00:37:49,768 --> 00:37:51,227 Explosives! 725 00:37:51,269 --> 00:37:52,729 Good old V.C. tactic. 726 00:37:52,771 --> 00:37:54,522 Start putting little bits of nitro 727 00:37:54,606 --> 00:37:55,857 into the chicken feed. 728 00:37:55,899 --> 00:37:57,942 Pretty soon, you're making little omelet bombs. 729 00:37:58,026 --> 00:37:59,486 What are you talking about? 730 00:37:59,527 --> 00:38:01,571 No, no, no, no, no, no! 731 00:38:03,531 --> 00:38:07,243 Not much of an explosion there, partner. 732 00:38:07,327 --> 00:38:08,578 It's a dud. 733 00:38:08,661 --> 00:38:10,997 Is that what your ninja instincts tell you? 734 00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:13,166 I was just looking out for you grunts. 735 00:38:13,249 --> 00:38:15,585 What's the third biggest killer in this country? 736 00:38:15,627 --> 00:38:17,420 Cholesterol. Right. 737 00:38:17,462 --> 00:38:19,839 That doesn't mean we're gonna eat the eggs. 738 00:38:19,923 --> 00:38:23,384 It just means that we are going to... 739 00:38:23,468 --> 00:38:26,179 Read the egg. There's a word! 740 00:38:26,221 --> 00:38:28,014 Because there's printing on the eggs. 741 00:38:28,097 --> 00:38:30,391 My friends, I say we have another look inside. 742 00:38:30,475 --> 00:38:32,578 Yeah. Good one. Lollie, Lollie, get an egg. 743 00:38:32,602 --> 00:38:35,188 Let's see what we have here. 744 00:38:35,230 --> 00:38:37,816 Easy. 745 00:38:37,899 --> 00:38:39,150 Lollie, look, there's words. 746 00:38:39,234 --> 00:38:40,485 Yes, I think... 747 00:38:40,568 --> 00:38:41,820 Check the others. 748 00:38:41,903 --> 00:38:43,863 We got some words here. Dig in. 749 00:38:43,905 --> 00:38:45,615 I... I got "money." 750 00:38:45,657 --> 00:38:47,200 I got "you," babe. 751 00:38:47,283 --> 00:38:50,119 Maybe there's a message here of some sort! 752 00:38:50,203 --> 00:38:51,496 Yeah! 753 00:38:51,579 --> 00:38:54,040 All right. Form a sentence. Let's form a sentence. 754 00:38:54,082 --> 00:38:55,583 Let's see, put it together. 755 00:38:55,667 --> 00:38:56,918 Yes! 756 00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:59,003 All right, let's see what we got. 757 00:38:59,087 --> 00:39:02,298 "The so don't very gripe you money 758 00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:06,302 the seek close it's is please in." 759 00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:07,613 Where would that be? 760 00:39:07,637 --> 00:39:08,972 Mix 'em around. 761 00:39:09,055 --> 00:39:11,391 We got to make a sentence out of it. 762 00:39:11,432 --> 00:39:12,851 Rearrange those a little bit. 763 00:39:12,976 --> 00:39:14,227 All right, okay. 764 00:39:14,310 --> 00:39:16,604 "Don't so you the gripe seek very close is"... 765 00:39:16,688 --> 00:39:17,915 No, that's not it, either. 766 00:39:17,939 --> 00:39:20,650 Come on, let's put it into a logical sentence. 767 00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:22,151 Come on now. Okay, okay. 768 00:39:22,193 --> 00:39:23,546 Now we're onto something. 769 00:39:23,570 --> 00:39:27,991 "Close it's very so please gripe don't the"... 770 00:39:28,074 --> 00:39:29,325 No, no. Ah-ah. 771 00:39:29,409 --> 00:39:30,660 "It's very close." 772 00:39:30,743 --> 00:39:31,995 "It's very close"... 773 00:39:32,078 --> 00:39:36,708 "It's very close so please don't gripe." 774 00:39:36,791 --> 00:39:41,379 "The money you seek is in the"... 775 00:39:41,462 --> 00:39:42,839 Where's the rest of it? 776 00:39:42,881 --> 00:39:44,507 Of course, 777 00:39:44,591 --> 00:39:48,887 the key word is missing. 778 00:39:48,928 --> 00:39:51,306 The key egg is missing. 779 00:39:51,347 --> 00:39:53,349 Yeah. 780 00:39:54,976 --> 00:39:56,728 All right. It was an accident. 781 00:39:56,811 --> 00:39:59,439 Get used to it. It happens. 782 00:39:59,522 --> 00:40:02,001 All right, we all know it has to rhyme with "gripe." 783 00:40:02,025 --> 00:40:03,526 Snipe. 784 00:40:03,610 --> 00:40:06,070 No, but an obvious choice of yours. 785 00:40:06,154 --> 00:40:07,363 Wipe! Type! 786 00:40:07,488 --> 00:40:09,198 Swipe! He swiped... 787 00:40:09,282 --> 00:40:10,783 He typed it! He typed it! 788 00:40:12,368 --> 00:40:14,537 Hey! Hey! Hey! 789 00:40:14,579 --> 00:40:16,456 How about pipe? 790 00:40:16,497 --> 00:40:18,041 That's it. 791 00:40:18,082 --> 00:40:19,375 Pipe! 792 00:40:23,046 --> 00:40:24,923 Howie, look for the pipe. 793 00:40:32,889 --> 00:40:34,140 Yeah, El Puente Police? 794 00:40:34,223 --> 00:40:35,475 Federal agent Sanders here. 795 00:40:35,516 --> 00:40:36,809 I need some backup 796 00:40:36,893 --> 00:40:38,978 on the bridge outside of town immediately. 797 00:40:39,020 --> 00:40:40,372 We'll be right there. 798 00:40:40,396 --> 00:40:42,523 Lollie, where's the pipe? 799 00:40:42,607 --> 00:40:43,858 I don't see no pipe. 800 00:40:45,401 --> 00:40:49,197 There ain't no damn pipe on this bridge! 801 00:40:49,238 --> 00:40:51,491 Maybe it's not on top of the bridge. 802 00:40:51,574 --> 00:40:52,825 Maybe it's underneath it. 803 00:40:52,867 --> 00:40:55,578 Yeah! Yeah! 804 00:40:55,620 --> 00:40:56,955 I don't see anything. 805 00:40:56,996 --> 00:40:59,624 Hey, this is no time to play Tarzan. 806 00:40:59,707 --> 00:41:00,959 You're gonna kill yourself. 807 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,752 Ah, don't worry about me, kitten. 808 00:41:02,835 --> 00:41:04,545 I used to hang from choppers 809 00:41:04,629 --> 00:41:06,339 like this all the time in 'Na... 810 00:41:06,381 --> 00:41:08,591 Aah! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 811 00:41:08,633 --> 00:41:10,760 Hang on, Buzzard, hang on! 812 00:41:10,802 --> 00:41:13,763 It's Buzzard. I found something. 813 00:41:16,557 --> 00:41:18,309 It's in this pipe here. 814 00:41:18,351 --> 00:41:20,144 Grab it, and we'll pull you up. 815 00:41:20,186 --> 00:41:21,413 What are you waiting for? 816 00:41:21,437 --> 00:41:22,814 I can't. 817 00:41:22,897 --> 00:41:24,607 You'll have to swing me closer. 818 00:41:24,691 --> 00:41:26,526 We'll take care of that. 819 00:41:26,609 --> 00:41:28,403 Swing the man! Swing him! 820 00:41:28,444 --> 00:41:30,029 Hold onto him. 821 00:41:31,406 --> 00:41:35,094 Hey, be careful. Don't lose the money. 822 00:41:35,118 --> 00:41:38,913 The money is secure! 823 00:41:42,667 --> 00:41:44,252 Hey. 824 00:41:44,293 --> 00:41:46,522 Oh, the handle snapped! 825 00:41:46,546 --> 00:41:48,464 Imagine that. 826 00:41:51,968 --> 00:41:54,137 Oh! No! 827 00:41:58,933 --> 00:42:00,309 Fred. 828 00:42:13,614 --> 00:42:14,949 I'll wake up soon. 829 00:42:15,033 --> 00:42:16,284 Back to the diner. 830 00:42:16,325 --> 00:42:17,994 This isn't happening. 831 00:42:18,036 --> 00:42:19,495 Didn't he come with you? 832 00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:21,664 Everything I've ever dreamed of. 833 00:42:21,706 --> 00:42:24,208 Here. Give me your hand. 834 00:42:26,210 --> 00:42:28,171 Federal agents. Freeze. 835 00:42:28,212 --> 00:42:30,381 Stay right where you are. Oh, shit. 836 00:42:30,423 --> 00:42:32,508 Federal agent Bob Sanders, FBI. 837 00:42:32,550 --> 00:42:35,150 You know, folks, we've been tracking this Sidney Preston character 838 00:42:35,178 --> 00:42:36,512 for quite some time now. 839 00:42:36,637 --> 00:42:38,056 By the looks of things, 840 00:42:38,097 --> 00:42:40,683 you've had a little run-in with old Sidney yourselves. 841 00:42:40,725 --> 00:42:43,352 Anyhow, too bad about the money. 842 00:42:43,394 --> 00:42:45,146 I suggest you get in your cars 843 00:42:45,229 --> 00:42:46,481 and continue your vacations. 844 00:42:46,522 --> 00:42:47,815 Thank you. You're dismissed. 845 00:42:47,899 --> 00:42:49,442 Hey, that wasn't all of it. 846 00:42:49,525 --> 00:42:50,943 There was more in the bridges. 847 00:42:51,027 --> 00:42:52,278 Whoa, he's having another fit. 848 00:42:52,361 --> 00:42:54,113 Gotta shake up the blood sugar. 849 00:42:54,155 --> 00:42:56,115 Whoa, wait. What's the kid talking about? 850 00:42:56,157 --> 00:42:58,576 What do you mean, there's more in the bridges? 851 00:42:58,659 --> 00:43:00,995 He's babbling. He's babbling on. 852 00:43:01,079 --> 00:43:02,205 Incoherent. 853 00:43:02,246 --> 00:43:03,998 Hey, look, uh, I'm an attorney. 854 00:43:04,082 --> 00:43:05,333 You're an accountant. 855 00:43:05,374 --> 00:43:07,794 I'm an accountant for attorneys, 856 00:43:07,877 --> 00:43:10,797 and I know his rights. I know all of our rights. 857 00:43:10,838 --> 00:43:12,715 - Yeah. - We're citizens. 858 00:43:12,757 --> 00:43:15,694 We don't have to answer any of your questions. 859 00:43:15,718 --> 00:43:18,429 If I thought there was more money out there, 860 00:43:18,513 --> 00:43:21,432 We'd be on your tail like flies on garbage. 861 00:43:21,516 --> 00:43:22,767 Ugly on an ape. 862 00:43:22,850 --> 00:43:24,102 Ugly on an ape. 863 00:43:24,143 --> 00:43:25,436 Stink on a pig. 864 00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:26,771 Stink on a pig. 865 00:43:26,854 --> 00:43:28,106 Moles on Grandma. 866 00:43:28,147 --> 00:43:29,440 Moles on Grand... 867 00:43:29,524 --> 00:43:30,983 Beer nuts... Fred. 868 00:43:31,067 --> 00:43:33,444 Anyway, if there is more money out there, 869 00:43:33,528 --> 00:43:34,946 you folks can rest assured 870 00:43:35,029 --> 00:43:37,156 you won't see one damn dime of it. 871 00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:39,659 Not one red cent. Not one red cent. 872 00:43:39,700 --> 00:43:40,993 Not one... Fred, please. 873 00:43:41,077 --> 00:43:43,663 I hope I made my point. 874 00:43:43,704 --> 00:43:45,540 Come on, Fred. 875 00:43:45,581 --> 00:43:47,208 Fred. 876 00:43:47,291 --> 00:43:49,585 Boy, you know all that legal stuff, huh? 877 00:43:49,669 --> 00:43:50,896 I got cable. 878 00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:53,923 Give me your hand. 879 00:43:53,965 --> 00:43:55,842 Freeze! 880 00:43:55,883 --> 00:43:59,988 Huh? Hold it right there! 881 00:44:00,012 --> 00:44:03,182 You're under arrest! 882 00:44:03,224 --> 00:44:04,725 Whoa! 883 00:44:08,813 --> 00:44:11,917 Up you come. Up you go. 884 00:44:11,941 --> 00:44:13,985 There goes the $4 million. 885 00:44:14,068 --> 00:44:15,778 No, no, no, no. Not exactly. 886 00:44:15,820 --> 00:44:18,364 See, he says there was a million dollars 887 00:44:18,406 --> 00:44:20,759 in four different places. 888 00:44:20,783 --> 00:44:22,577 So there's still 3 million left. 889 00:44:22,618 --> 00:44:23,911 It's gotta be somewhere. 890 00:44:23,995 --> 00:44:25,597 We should find something out about Preston. 891 00:44:25,621 --> 00:44:27,915 The best place to start is his hometown. 892 00:44:27,999 --> 00:44:29,250 El Puente! 893 00:44:29,333 --> 00:44:30,626 Come here, Howie. 894 00:44:32,420 --> 00:44:34,172 Come on, let's go, Bobby. 895 00:44:34,255 --> 00:44:35,715 Captain's log: 896 00:44:35,756 --> 00:44:39,677 Star date 20... 76.5. 897 00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:42,972 Spock has fallen into the Klingon hole of death. 898 00:44:43,014 --> 00:44:45,242 I don't know what to do. 899 00:44:45,266 --> 00:44:46,601 Scotty, beam us up. 900 00:44:46,642 --> 00:44:48,477 I cannot do it, Captain. 901 00:44:48,519 --> 00:44:49,812 I got no pow'rrrrr. 902 00:44:49,854 --> 00:44:51,898 Bones, do something, man. 903 00:44:51,981 --> 00:44:55,401 Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a forklift. 904 00:45:19,884 --> 00:45:21,302 Okay, all right. 905 00:45:21,385 --> 00:45:24,615 Will you all just shut up for one second? 906 00:45:24,639 --> 00:45:26,432 We're never gonna find that money 907 00:45:26,515 --> 00:45:28,809 unless we all cooperate, okay? 908 00:45:28,851 --> 00:45:30,186 Cooperation! 909 00:45:30,228 --> 00:45:31,562 Let's go. 910 00:45:31,604 --> 00:45:32,897 Lollie, Lollie, come on, Lollie. 911 00:45:34,482 --> 00:45:36,275 Come on, Lollie. $3 million. 912 00:45:47,078 --> 00:45:48,621 Oh! 913 00:45:48,704 --> 00:45:50,539 I just had an idea. 914 00:45:50,623 --> 00:45:52,416 A private investigator. 915 00:45:52,500 --> 00:45:56,128 I betcha he could tell us something about that Preston guy, huh? 916 00:45:58,214 --> 00:45:59,548 Yeah? 917 00:46:07,431 --> 00:46:09,183 Look at this. 918 00:46:09,267 --> 00:46:12,704 It's right out of a 1940s movie, isn't it? 919 00:46:12,728 --> 00:46:16,148 Uh... howdy, ma'am. 920 00:46:16,232 --> 00:46:19,694 We've come to see the private dick. 921 00:46:19,735 --> 00:46:21,070 Mr. Sledge isn't in, 922 00:46:21,153 --> 00:46:23,030 but I expect him momentarily. 923 00:46:23,072 --> 00:46:24,865 Come on in. 924 00:46:24,949 --> 00:46:28,286 Uh, momentarily... Come on... he'll be here. 925 00:46:34,625 --> 00:46:36,460 Hi, doll. Joe Bass call? 926 00:46:36,544 --> 00:46:38,254 Joe Bass is dead. 927 00:46:38,337 --> 00:46:40,006 Tough luck. 928 00:46:40,047 --> 00:46:41,340 But his gal called. 929 00:46:41,382 --> 00:46:44,010 She said to tell you she's free Friday night. 930 00:46:44,093 --> 00:46:46,137 Make the date. It's a cold world. 931 00:46:46,220 --> 00:46:48,014 What can I do for you? 932 00:46:48,055 --> 00:46:50,224 We were wondering if you could help us 933 00:46:50,308 --> 00:46:53,019 find out about a man by the name of Sidney Preston, 934 00:46:53,102 --> 00:46:54,729 who used to live in this town. 935 00:46:54,770 --> 00:46:56,939 I can tell you a lot about Preston. 936 00:46:56,981 --> 00:47:00,359 He's the kind of guy whose life gets under your skin, 937 00:47:00,443 --> 00:47:02,862 like a splinter on a redwood love seat. 938 00:47:02,903 --> 00:47:04,923 Take this down, sweetheart. 939 00:47:04,947 --> 00:47:06,949 It was a wet Saturday morning. 940 00:47:07,033 --> 00:47:09,035 Steam rose off the pavements 941 00:47:09,076 --> 00:47:11,120 like it does off fresh hot dogs. 942 00:47:11,203 --> 00:47:13,205 I was in my good blue suit. 943 00:47:13,289 --> 00:47:15,624 I knew it was my good blue suit 944 00:47:15,708 --> 00:47:18,044 'cause it clashed with my good red tie. 945 00:47:18,085 --> 00:47:20,671 I had money in my pocket. I was sober. 946 00:47:20,755 --> 00:47:22,298 I didn't care who knew it. 947 00:47:22,340 --> 00:47:24,216 Well, what about Sidney Preston? 948 00:47:24,258 --> 00:47:25,968 I'm coming to that part. 949 00:47:26,010 --> 00:47:28,512 It's my job. It's what I do. 950 00:47:28,596 --> 00:47:32,308 Time dragged by like a gut-shot parakeet. 951 00:47:32,350 --> 00:47:33,851 I looked up 952 00:47:33,934 --> 00:47:37,563 and focused my orbs, optics, peepers, blinkers, winkers 953 00:47:37,646 --> 00:47:39,982 on a gorgeous dame. 954 00:47:40,024 --> 00:47:41,817 She leaned in close to me. 955 00:47:41,901 --> 00:47:44,737 I could smell that Mexican perfume with a French name. 956 00:47:44,820 --> 00:47:46,048 She looked at me. 957 00:47:46,072 --> 00:47:48,449 I knew this was the kind of doll 958 00:47:48,532 --> 00:47:50,969 that'd play me for a sap, a sucker. 959 00:47:50,993 --> 00:47:52,578 And I thought you were crazy. 960 00:47:52,620 --> 00:47:54,538 Did you hear what I thought I heard? 961 00:47:54,580 --> 00:47:56,707 forgotten the half-cooked enchilada, 962 00:47:56,791 --> 00:47:59,126 the people like so many listless green flies 963 00:47:59,210 --> 00:48:00,920 buzzing over a side order 964 00:48:01,003 --> 00:48:03,440 of stale refried broken dreams. 965 00:48:03,464 --> 00:48:05,091 That what you thought you heard? 966 00:48:05,174 --> 00:48:06,717 That's what I thought I heard. 967 00:48:06,801 --> 00:48:08,969 I get one good idea in 20 years, 968 00:48:09,053 --> 00:48:11,931 and the guy turns out to be from Bozoland. 969 00:48:12,014 --> 00:48:13,432 It was a good idea. 970 00:48:13,516 --> 00:48:15,768 I didn't know the guy was gonna be an idiot. 971 00:48:15,851 --> 00:48:17,103 You guys find anything? 972 00:48:17,186 --> 00:48:18,437 What's the news? 973 00:48:23,192 --> 00:48:26,779 So, did, uh, anybody find anything? 974 00:48:26,821 --> 00:48:29,657 Yeah, I found a quarter on the street. 975 00:48:29,698 --> 00:48:32,743 Hey, you guys, look at this. 976 00:48:32,785 --> 00:48:34,370 Nice job, Howie. 977 00:48:34,412 --> 00:48:36,831 - That's the guy. - He's in the paper. 978 00:48:36,872 --> 00:48:38,332 Preston, there he is. 979 00:48:38,416 --> 00:48:40,459 Abdul, could I have that quarter, please? 980 00:48:40,501 --> 00:48:41,794 Thank you. 981 00:48:44,672 --> 00:48:47,216 Hey, what happened? Hey, hey. 982 00:48:47,299 --> 00:48:49,176 Damn, it swallowed the quarter. 983 00:48:49,260 --> 00:48:51,303 Anybody else got a quarter on them? 984 00:48:51,345 --> 00:48:53,639 I'm broke. Can you change a 507. 985 00:48:53,722 --> 00:48:55,141 Say hello to St. Christopher. 986 00:48:55,224 --> 00:48:57,726 This fella's gotten me out of a lot of scraps. 987 00:48:57,810 --> 00:48:59,103 One time, a tracer bullet... 988 00:48:59,186 --> 00:49:00,604 Will you give me that 989 00:49:00,688 --> 00:49:01,981 just to see if it works? 990 00:49:02,022 --> 00:49:03,983 Ah... aha! 991 00:49:04,066 --> 00:49:06,777 All right. 992 00:49:06,861 --> 00:49:08,112 Aah... 993 00:49:09,613 --> 00:49:11,115 Hey, now we're in business. 994 00:49:11,198 --> 00:49:13,135 What's that thing say? What's it say? 995 00:49:13,159 --> 00:49:16,304 Uh, does it mention anything about my chili? 996 00:49:16,328 --> 00:49:20,082 No, but it does say that Preston lived 997 00:49:20,166 --> 00:49:23,669 on a houseboat in the Lake Powell marina. 998 00:49:23,711 --> 00:49:26,005 Big deal. That means nothing. What does that mean? 999 00:49:26,046 --> 00:49:27,840 That's it! 1000 00:49:27,923 --> 00:49:31,343 The money was hidden on the bridge of the boat. 1001 00:49:31,385 --> 00:49:33,429 He said bridges, you know, like bridges. 1002 00:49:33,512 --> 00:49:36,140 Wait, wait, there's more than one kind of bridge. 1003 00:49:36,223 --> 00:49:40,102 That's right. It's Lake Powell. 1004 00:49:40,144 --> 00:49:42,188 We'll find some other form of transportation. 1005 00:49:42,271 --> 00:49:44,148 It'll be quicker. Come on. 1006 00:49:57,411 --> 00:49:59,121 What it was he found here. 1007 00:49:59,205 --> 00:50:02,208 Let's see. There's got to be something here some place. 1008 00:50:02,291 --> 00:50:03,584 Look at this, Bob. 1009 00:50:03,667 --> 00:50:04,960 What? What? 1010 00:50:05,002 --> 00:50:06,295 "Peanuts."” "Peanuts"? 1011 00:50:06,337 --> 00:50:07,922 You haven't been following it, huh? 1012 00:50:07,963 --> 00:50:09,840 Snoopy's taken his little bird to the 1013 00:50:09,924 --> 00:50:11,634 Fred, what's the matter with you? 1014 00:50:11,717 --> 00:50:13,761 You raised on a raft or something? 1015 00:50:13,844 --> 00:50:16,138 Here it is. Top of the front page. 1016 00:50:16,222 --> 00:50:17,640 "Partly cloudy. Chance of showers." 1017 00:50:17,723 --> 00:50:19,141 Terrific. Just what I need. 1018 00:50:19,183 --> 00:50:21,769 Maybe an ice storm. That'd be good. 1019 00:50:21,852 --> 00:50:24,396 Lake Powell. Of course. 1020 00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:27,358 Fred, read this. 1021 00:50:27,441 --> 00:50:29,527 Fred? 1022 00:50:29,610 --> 00:50:31,237 Fred! 1023 00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:33,322 Fred, work with me on this one. 1024 00:50:33,405 --> 00:50:34,966 Fred! 1025 00:50:34,990 --> 00:50:37,993 Those morons are so stupid, they'd never find the money, 1026 00:50:38,118 --> 00:50:39,537 and it'll be all ours. 1027 00:50:39,578 --> 00:50:42,456 Boy, what I could do with that money. 1028 00:50:42,540 --> 00:50:43,958 Do you know how greedy 1029 00:50:43,999 --> 00:50:46,126 and materialistic you two sound? 1030 00:50:46,210 --> 00:50:49,713 Don't you realize the example you're setting for me 1031 00:50:49,755 --> 00:50:51,006 with this insane chase 1032 00:50:51,131 --> 00:50:54,093 after some dead crook's ill-gotten gains? 1033 00:50:54,134 --> 00:50:55,594 Don't you know 1034 00:50:55,678 --> 00:50:58,806 that a child is supposed to look up to his parents, 1035 00:50:58,847 --> 00:51:00,182 but with you, I 1036 00:51:00,266 --> 00:51:03,328 I feel like I'm looking... down? 1037 00:51:03,352 --> 00:51:09,149 Son, I want to thank you for what you just told me, 1038 00:51:09,233 --> 00:51:11,485 because you made me realize something 1039 00:51:11,569 --> 00:51:15,114 I don't think I ever really understood before. 1040 00:51:15,155 --> 00:51:16,991 You're a pain in the ass. 1041 00:51:17,032 --> 00:51:19,743 Great, Dad. Great speech. 1042 00:51:19,827 --> 00:51:21,036 You're beautiful! 1043 00:51:22,496 --> 00:51:25,541 Hey, Abdul and Boris, wait for me! 1044 00:51:25,583 --> 00:51:27,835 Howie, come back. 1045 00:51:27,876 --> 00:51:31,130 I'm going with my friends. 1046 00:51:31,171 --> 00:51:32,464 Ah, let him go. 1047 00:51:32,548 --> 00:51:34,717 By the time they get to Lake Powell, 1048 00:51:34,758 --> 00:51:36,051 we'll be millionaires. 1049 00:51:37,678 --> 00:51:40,598 She was a shiny new convertible 1050 00:51:40,681 --> 00:51:42,433 with a rusty carburetor. 1051 00:51:42,516 --> 00:51:44,393 I wasn't buying. 1052 00:51:45,811 --> 00:51:47,146 I moved on, 1053 00:51:47,229 --> 00:51:50,149 with my flats, my dogs, my arches, my arch pads, 1054 00:51:50,232 --> 00:51:51,650 my wingtips, my number 10s, 1055 00:51:51,734 --> 00:51:53,152 my pavement lips. 1056 00:51:53,193 --> 00:51:54,570 Time inched by, 1057 00:51:54,653 --> 00:51:56,989 like a worm doing push-ups. 1058 00:51:59,742 --> 00:52:03,704 Stopped a tracer bullet, did it? 1059 00:52:03,746 --> 00:52:05,497 Let's get out of here, huh? 1060 00:52:05,581 --> 00:52:06,915 Everybody else is gone. 1061 00:52:08,751 --> 00:52:10,919 Well, are you coming? Let's go! 1062 00:52:10,961 --> 00:52:13,589 Must have dropped my keys back there in recon. 1063 00:52:13,672 --> 00:52:15,007 Oh, I don't believe this. 1064 00:52:15,090 --> 00:52:18,427 Aren't you supposed to be some kind of expert or something? 1065 00:52:18,469 --> 00:52:20,220 Isn't there anything you can do? 1066 00:52:20,304 --> 00:52:22,640 Yeah, yeah, I can hot wire this thing. 1067 00:52:22,681 --> 00:52:23,974 Well, let's do it. 1068 00:52:24,016 --> 00:52:25,309 Come on. 1069 00:52:25,392 --> 00:52:27,203 Okay, Dotty, uh, all right? 1070 00:52:27,227 --> 00:52:29,355 There's two wires up under here. 1071 00:52:29,396 --> 00:52:32,566 Now, when I tell you, just touch 'em together. 1072 00:52:32,608 --> 00:52:34,693 Let go of my leg. Stop it. 1073 00:52:34,735 --> 00:52:38,822 Are you sure you know what you're doing? 1074 00:52:38,906 --> 00:52:42,451 Ever heard of the Pep Boys, Dotty? 1075 00:52:42,493 --> 00:52:45,204 Moe Pep and I are like this. Really. 1076 00:52:45,287 --> 00:52:47,456 Taught him everything there is to know about cars. 1077 00:52:47,498 --> 00:52:49,291 You don't have to drop names 1078 00:52:49,375 --> 00:52:50,626 to impress me, Slaughter. 1079 00:52:50,709 --> 00:52:52,937 I like you just the way you are. 1080 00:52:52,961 --> 00:52:55,214 You do? I do. 1081 00:52:55,255 --> 00:52:56,548 Really? 1082 00:52:56,632 --> 00:52:58,467 Really, a lot. 1083 00:52:58,509 --> 00:53:01,011 Can we cruise the happy waters of the love boat 1084 00:53:01,095 --> 00:53:03,263 some other time and please get on with this? 1085 00:53:03,305 --> 00:53:05,140 Okay, Dotty, 1086 00:53:05,265 --> 00:53:07,351 contact. 1087 00:53:17,236 --> 00:53:19,613 Nice work, Slaughter. 1088 00:53:19,697 --> 00:53:22,366 Uh, fan belt bomb. 1089 00:53:23,992 --> 00:53:25,411 You've totally destroyed the motor. 1090 00:53:25,494 --> 00:53:26,912 Can't you do anything right? 1091 00:53:26,995 --> 00:53:28,247 We're on fire here. 1092 00:53:33,544 --> 00:53:35,254 That was fast. 1093 00:53:35,337 --> 00:53:37,423 What do you got, AAA? 1094 00:53:37,464 --> 00:53:39,466 The bright lights sparkled 1095 00:53:39,550 --> 00:53:41,301 in my favorite color, neon. 1096 00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:50,185 You listen to me. 1097 00:53:50,269 --> 00:53:52,020 I'm taking command of this platoon, 1098 00:53:52,062 --> 00:53:53,355 you got that? 1099 00:53:53,397 --> 00:53:55,441 And you follow me from now on. 1100 00:53:55,524 --> 00:53:56,775 Let's move out. 1101 00:53:56,859 --> 00:53:58,944 Ha! March! 1102 00:54:00,988 --> 00:54:03,323 I'm gonna need your help over here. 1103 00:54:03,407 --> 00:54:04,658 Yes, sir. 1104 00:54:04,742 --> 00:54:05,993 Come on, come on. 1105 00:54:06,076 --> 00:54:07,494 We're gonna make us 1106 00:54:07,578 --> 00:54:09,347 a little midnight requisition here, Slaughter. 1107 00:54:09,371 --> 00:54:10,622 Check that side. 1108 00:54:13,167 --> 00:54:14,501 Come on. 1109 00:54:19,673 --> 00:54:21,967 Didn't know you had it in you, Tugger. 1110 00:54:22,009 --> 00:54:23,302 Thank you, Slaughter. 1111 00:54:25,554 --> 00:54:27,055 Hey, Hey! 1112 00:54:27,097 --> 00:54:29,433 Whoa! 1113 00:54:30,768 --> 00:54:33,312 I don't know how you got it into your head 1114 00:54:33,395 --> 00:54:34,664 to make those stupid investments 1115 00:54:34,688 --> 00:54:36,106 without checking with me first. 1116 00:54:36,190 --> 00:54:37,566 Pardon me, my dear, 1117 00:54:37,608 --> 00:54:39,485 but who made you an expert on investments? 1118 00:54:39,568 --> 00:54:41,069 I've had my own business for... 1119 00:54:41,111 --> 00:54:43,238 Oh, you're gonna use this as a weapon. 1120 00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:46,283 Every time we have an argument now, we... 1121 00:54:46,366 --> 00:54:47,785 Great. 1122 00:54:53,081 --> 00:54:54,416 We can make that. 1123 00:54:54,500 --> 00:54:56,335 Go ahead, go on. Get in, get in. 1124 00:54:58,003 --> 00:55:00,047 Go, go, go. Come on, come on. 1125 00:55:00,088 --> 00:55:01,381 Ow, ow, ow, ow. 1126 00:55:01,465 --> 00:55:03,717 All right. Hold that. 1127 00:55:04,802 --> 00:55:06,595 Ooh. Boy, that does hurt. 1128 00:55:06,637 --> 00:55:08,764 All right. 1129 00:55:31,245 --> 00:55:32,496 Barbara. 1130 00:55:42,881 --> 00:55:46,468 We aren't going anywhere. The gate is locked. 1131 00:55:46,552 --> 00:55:48,679 Yes, we are. Trust me, baby. 1132 00:55:48,762 --> 00:55:53,642 El porta equipaje esta abierto. 1133 00:55:53,725 --> 00:55:54,935 What does that mean? 1134 00:55:55,018 --> 00:55:56,270 I don't know. 1135 00:55:56,311 --> 00:55:58,730 Maybe it means, uh, fasten your seat belts. 1136 00:55:58,772 --> 00:56:00,065 Try the seat belts. 1137 00:56:00,107 --> 00:56:02,568 Okay, let's do the seat belts. 1138 00:56:02,651 --> 00:56:04,653 Let's see if that is what it is. 1139 00:56:04,736 --> 00:56:08,115 El porta equipaje esta abierto. 1140 00:56:08,198 --> 00:56:09,449 Radio. It's the radio. 1141 00:56:09,533 --> 00:56:10,826 Or the air conditioner? 1142 00:56:10,868 --> 00:56:12,160 The radio. Let's see. 1143 00:56:12,244 --> 00:56:13,721 No, it's all off. 1144 00:56:13,745 --> 00:56:15,539 What the hell does that mean? 1145 00:56:15,622 --> 00:56:17,332 I don't know. I took French. 1146 00:56:17,416 --> 00:56:19,167 Howie's the one that speaks Spanish. 1147 00:56:19,209 --> 00:56:22,045 Okay, uh, all right. Let's try 1148 00:56:22,087 --> 00:56:24,840 El porta equipaje esta abierto. 1149 00:56:24,923 --> 00:56:26,425 We know, we know. 1150 00:56:26,466 --> 00:56:29,011 Oh, let's see, uh... Ah! 1151 00:56:29,052 --> 00:56:30,345 Oh, that's not it. 1152 00:56:30,387 --> 00:56:32,139 No, okay. Lean the seat back. 1153 00:56:32,180 --> 00:56:34,224 Come on, start leaning the seats back. 1154 00:56:34,308 --> 00:56:35,517 Ah! 1155 00:56:35,601 --> 00:56:37,352 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ouch, my neck! 1156 00:56:37,436 --> 00:56:39,479 Okay. All right, the hell with it. 1157 00:56:39,563 --> 00:56:40,981 El porta equipaje esta abierto. 1158 00:56:41,023 --> 00:56:42,900 Let's get the hell out of here. 1159 00:56:42,983 --> 00:56:44,234 We'll get another car. 1160 00:56:44,318 --> 00:56:45,736 I'm out of here. 1161 00:56:45,777 --> 00:56:47,404 El porta equipaje esta abierto. 1162 00:56:47,487 --> 00:56:49,448 El porta equipaje... 1163 00:56:49,531 --> 00:56:51,867 Shut up! 1164 00:56:51,950 --> 00:56:53,744 Gracias. 1165 00:56:53,827 --> 00:56:56,038 It was the trunk. 1166 00:56:56,079 --> 00:56:57,831 The trunk was open. 1167 00:56:57,915 --> 00:56:59,207 Ah... 1168 00:57:03,045 --> 00:57:05,505 Better hang on, baby. 1169 00:57:05,589 --> 00:57:08,383 This is gonna be one bumpy ride. 1170 00:57:08,467 --> 00:57:10,469 Oh, no. 1171 00:57:12,930 --> 00:57:14,181 Stuart! 1172 00:57:14,222 --> 00:57:15,515 Relax, it's a rental. 1173 00:57:15,599 --> 00:57:16,808 IAi, carambal! 1174 00:57:28,403 --> 00:57:30,572 Could you fill her up with regular, please? 1175 00:57:30,656 --> 00:57:32,074 Can I have a magazine? 1176 00:57:32,157 --> 00:57:33,408 Yeah. 1177 00:57:33,492 --> 00:57:35,494 Crush, bring me some bubble gum. Okay. 1178 00:57:39,414 --> 00:57:40,666 And give me a receipt. 1179 00:57:40,707 --> 00:57:42,042 Sure thing. 1180 00:58:01,269 --> 00:58:03,355 Well, I'm so glad 1181 00:58:03,438 --> 00:58:05,774 you asked that young gentlemen for a receipt. 1182 00:58:05,857 --> 00:58:08,443 You know, when it comes to balancing the budget 1183 00:58:08,568 --> 00:58:10,278 of this great country of ours, 1184 00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:13,532 it would help out if all Americans would keep receipts. 1185 00:58:13,573 --> 00:58:14,992 Give me a break. 1186 00:58:15,033 --> 00:58:17,703 Well, yes, the first tax break was my idea. 1187 00:58:17,744 --> 00:58:19,788 When the vice president came to me, 1188 00:58:19,871 --> 00:58:22,457 I said, "Bushie, well, maybe it's time 1189 00:58:22,541 --> 00:58:25,127 to give these people a break." 1190 00:58:28,171 --> 00:58:29,965 Okay, man. 1191 00:58:30,007 --> 00:58:32,718 Where's my magazine? 1192 00:58:32,759 --> 00:58:33,861 Hey, hey, hey! 1193 00:58:33,885 --> 00:58:35,470 What are you, nuts? 1194 00:58:37,597 --> 00:58:39,099 Hey! 1195 00:58:42,227 --> 00:58:44,563 What the... 1196 00:58:56,116 --> 00:58:58,368 That was a great idea of mine, wasn't it? 1197 00:58:58,452 --> 00:58:59,703 Great idea. 1198 00:58:59,786 --> 00:59:01,496 Great idea in American Graffiti too. 1199 00:59:01,580 --> 00:59:03,665 Yeah, and Smokey and the Bandit. 1200 00:59:03,707 --> 00:59:05,459 And Fast Times at Ridgemont High. 1201 00:59:05,500 --> 00:59:06,793 Oh, hey, come on. 1202 00:59:06,877 --> 00:59:09,004 What do you want, originality or results? 1203 00:59:09,087 --> 00:59:10,797 Did I come through or what? 1204 00:59:10,881 --> 00:59:12,090 Pull over! 1205 00:59:12,132 --> 00:59:14,652 All right, all right... Pull over! 1206 00:59:14,676 --> 00:59:17,804 ♪ Let's spark the road ♪ 1207 00:59:17,888 --> 00:59:20,849 ♪ And leave 'em behind ♪ 1208 00:59:20,891 --> 00:59:23,810 ♪ We'll go anywhere ♪ 1209 00:59:23,894 --> 00:59:26,831 ♪ I'm goin' along just as long as you're there ♪ 1210 00:59:26,855 --> 00:59:29,566 ♪ Wherever we go ♪ 1211 00:59:29,649 --> 00:59:32,986 Hold it! Hold it right there! 1212 00:59:33,070 --> 00:59:36,073 ♪ I'll be by your side ♪ 1213 00:59:36,156 --> 00:59:41,328 ♪ Baby, I'm goin' along for the ride ♪ 1214 00:59:59,888 --> 01:00:01,640 What the hell was that? 1215 01:00:04,684 --> 01:00:06,561 Oh... 1216 01:00:08,355 --> 01:00:09,606 Man. 1217 01:00:09,689 --> 01:00:12,025 All right, you dirty rats. 1218 01:00:12,109 --> 01:00:14,111 Tried to pull a fast one, eh? 1219 01:00:14,194 --> 01:00:16,113 I don't think you want to do that 1220 01:00:16,196 --> 01:00:18,076 to us right now, Officer, because I'm connected. 1221 01:00:18,156 --> 01:00:19,574 I know people in Hollywood. 1222 01:00:19,658 --> 01:00:22,202 I know Lionel, Barry. Uh, I know Bruce. 1223 01:00:22,244 --> 01:00:24,639 Shut the hell up! 1224 01:00:24,663 --> 01:00:27,749 Wait a minute. I want to say something first. 1225 01:00:27,791 --> 01:00:30,127 Look at you. You're a mess. 1226 01:00:30,210 --> 01:00:32,420 You're not good looking. Hey, hey, hey, hey. 1227 01:00:32,462 --> 01:00:33,982 You're overweight and you're underpaid. 1228 01:00:34,047 --> 01:00:36,901 You want to button your lip now? 1229 01:00:36,925 --> 01:00:39,845 You're never gonna amount to much, are you? 1230 01:00:39,886 --> 01:00:41,721 Well, we're going after $3 million. 1231 01:00:41,763 --> 01:00:43,265 Oh, she said it. 1232 01:00:43,348 --> 01:00:45,475 How'd you like to split it with us? 1233 01:00:45,517 --> 01:00:47,310 Uh, pardon me. 1234 01:00:47,394 --> 01:00:48,728 Just a second. 1235 01:00:48,812 --> 01:00:51,398 Uh, did she say 3 million? 1236 01:00:51,481 --> 01:00:52,899 Did you say... 1237 01:00:52,983 --> 01:00:55,569 Maybe we should reconsider. 1238 01:00:59,698 --> 01:01:01,616 Look, there's a rest stop. 1239 01:01:01,700 --> 01:01:04,452 Let's spread a blanket in the grass. 1240 01:01:04,494 --> 01:01:06,037 Ah-ha-ha. 1241 01:01:25,015 --> 01:01:27,517 Now, if you're very quiet, 1242 01:01:27,601 --> 01:01:31,646 you just might be able to hear the sound of beavers. 1243 01:01:31,771 --> 01:01:34,065 They're all over this area. 1244 01:01:34,149 --> 01:01:35,734 Shh. 1245 01:01:40,655 --> 01:01:43,241 Aah! 1246 01:01:43,325 --> 01:01:45,535 Hi, fellas. Ah-ha-ha. 1247 01:01:45,577 --> 01:01:47,787 All right. 1248 01:01:51,124 --> 01:01:52,417 Good! Great! Great! 1249 01:01:52,459 --> 01:01:54,211 All right, come on, let's go. 1250 01:01:54,252 --> 01:01:55,545 See you later, Pop. 1251 01:01:55,629 --> 01:01:56,880 Move it. Out. 1252 01:01:56,963 --> 01:01:58,900 Hey, this car's great. 1253 01:01:58,924 --> 01:02:00,717 Check it out, suicide doors. 1254 01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:03,595 We have to go. Come on, come on. 1255 01:02:03,637 --> 01:02:05,305 This is traveling in style. 1256 01:02:13,438 --> 01:02:14,940 Headquarters, this is Unit 18. 1257 01:02:14,981 --> 01:02:16,608 Do you copy? Over. 1258 01:02:16,691 --> 01:02:18,318 Unit 18. 1259 01:02:18,401 --> 01:02:20,171 We're currently pursuing the treasure hunters. 1260 01:02:20,195 --> 01:02:22,822 Do you have any idea as to their 20? Over. 1261 01:02:34,584 --> 01:02:35,877 Over. 1262 01:02:35,919 --> 01:02:37,772 Did you get any of that, Fred? 1263 01:02:37,796 --> 01:02:39,130 Let's see, uh... 1264 01:02:52,143 --> 01:02:53,728 Over. 1265 01:03:03,029 --> 01:03:04,239 Hey, what are you doing? 1266 01:03:06,241 --> 01:03:08,994 Ah ha ha ha ha! 1267 01:03:09,119 --> 01:03:10,829 They must be crazy. 1268 01:03:10,912 --> 01:03:12,831 Shut up. They're my folks. 1269 01:03:22,090 --> 01:03:26,511 ♪ Easy money ♪ 1270 01:03:26,594 --> 01:03:28,346 ♪ Eight hours, eight days a week ♪ 1271 01:03:28,430 --> 01:03:29,699 ♪ It's gettin' pretty old ♪ 1272 01:03:29,723 --> 01:03:35,186 ♪ Gimme some easy money ♪ 1273 01:03:35,228 --> 01:03:37,772 ♪ Give my regards to self-control ♪ 1274 01:03:37,897 --> 01:03:40,376 ♪ I'm goin' for the gold ♪ 1275 01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:42,777 Hey, watch it! 1276 01:03:48,074 --> 01:03:49,343 Look where you're going! 1277 01:03:49,367 --> 01:03:51,286 Grrr! 1278 01:03:51,328 --> 01:03:53,496 Play like this! 1279 01:03:54,914 --> 01:03:56,750 ♪ What do they want from me ♪ 1280 01:03:56,791 --> 01:03:59,020 ♪ Want a little security ♪ 1281 01:03:59,044 --> 01:04:00,879 ♪ Keep the wolf from my door ♪ 1282 01:04:00,962 --> 01:04:05,967 ♪ He'll never come back here anymore ♪ 1283 01:04:06,051 --> 01:04:11,639 ♪ Lookin' for some easy money ♪ 1284 01:04:11,681 --> 01:04:14,976 Aah! 1285 01:04:19,939 --> 01:04:21,399 Aah! 1286 01:04:28,281 --> 01:04:33,244 ♪ Easy money ♪ 1287 01:04:33,328 --> 01:04:34,913 ♪ Eight hours, eight days a week ♪ 1288 01:04:34,996 --> 01:04:37,499 ♪ It's gettin' pretty old ♪ 1289 01:04:45,173 --> 01:04:50,428 ♪ I'm goin' for the easy money ♪ 1290 01:04:50,512 --> 01:04:53,014 ♪ I put in all that time ♪ 1291 01:04:53,056 --> 01:04:54,849 ♪ Still I'm in the hole ♪ 1292 01:04:54,933 --> 01:04:59,121 ♪ Gimme some easy money ♪ 1293 01:04:59,145 --> 01:05:01,856 ♪ I want me something I can hold ♪ 1294 01:05:01,898 --> 01:05:04,359 ♪ I'm goin' for the gold ♪ 1295 01:05:04,401 --> 01:05:09,030 El porta equipaje esta abierto. 1296 01:05:09,072 --> 01:05:10,532 Oh, my neck. 1297 01:05:10,615 --> 01:05:12,575 Howie! My baby! 1298 01:05:12,659 --> 01:05:14,244 Howie! 1299 01:05:16,704 --> 01:05:18,456 Howie, we missed you. 1300 01:05:18,540 --> 01:05:19,749 Yeah, buddy. 1301 01:05:25,463 --> 01:05:27,215 We'll get there first. 1302 01:05:27,257 --> 01:05:28,716 Hey! 1303 01:05:38,309 --> 01:05:39,936 Look, baby, I'm so confused. 1304 01:05:40,019 --> 01:05:41,563 Lollie, what are they talking about? 1305 01:05:41,646 --> 01:05:43,523 There's too many boats out here. 1306 01:05:43,606 --> 01:05:45,191 There's a million of them out here. 1307 01:05:47,318 --> 01:05:50,280 Oh, no, no, no. This is absurd. 1308 01:05:50,363 --> 01:05:53,241 There must be hundreds of boats here. 1309 01:05:53,283 --> 01:05:54,951 We don't have the faintest idea 1310 01:05:55,034 --> 01:05:56,453 what we're looking for, 1311 01:05:56,536 --> 01:06:00,540 a possible clue as to where that boat could be. 1312 01:06:00,623 --> 01:06:01,851 "Sid's Sin." 1313 01:06:01,875 --> 01:06:03,668 His name was Sidney, wasn't it? 1314 01:06:03,751 --> 01:06:05,003 You're right, honey. 1315 01:06:05,086 --> 01:06:06,337 Slip number 75. 1316 01:06:06,421 --> 01:06:07,672 Where would that be? 1317 01:06:07,755 --> 01:06:11,092 It would be that way. 1318 01:06:11,134 --> 01:06:12,635 To the boat! 1319 01:06:12,719 --> 01:06:14,137 Follow him, follow him. 1320 01:06:14,220 --> 01:06:15,472 Careful, don't slip. 1321 01:06:15,513 --> 01:06:16,806 Come on, petunia. 1322 01:06:16,848 --> 01:06:18,099 Move it, lady! 1323 01:06:18,141 --> 01:06:20,185 Get out of my way! 1324 01:06:20,268 --> 01:06:22,812 Watch that elbow! Watch that elbow! 1325 01:06:22,854 --> 01:06:25,190 Follow me. Come on, Lollie. 1326 01:06:27,567 --> 01:06:30,069 Come around this way. It's quicker. 1327 01:06:32,405 --> 01:06:33,740 Well? 1328 01:06:33,781 --> 01:06:35,074 It's locked. 1329 01:06:35,158 --> 01:06:36,409 Locked? Locked. 1330 01:06:36,493 --> 01:06:37,911 Give me a credit card. 1331 01:06:37,952 --> 01:06:39,412 Give him a credit card! 1332 01:06:39,496 --> 01:06:41,206 It's not really a credit card. 1333 01:06:41,289 --> 01:06:42,916 It's not... well... 1334 01:06:42,957 --> 01:06:44,876 "Flesh Palace." 1335 01:06:44,959 --> 01:06:46,211 What is Flesh Palace? 1336 01:06:46,294 --> 01:06:48,129 It's one of those mailing list things. 1337 01:06:48,213 --> 01:06:50,381 I do their books for them, all right? 1338 01:06:50,465 --> 01:06:52,217 Who cares? Get it open. 1339 01:06:52,258 --> 01:06:53,593 All right! Yeah! 1340 01:06:53,635 --> 01:06:56,113 Way to go, kid! Let's go, let's go! 1341 01:06:56,137 --> 01:06:57,639 Let's go, let's go. 1342 01:06:57,722 --> 01:06:58,973 Hurry up. 1343 01:07:00,225 --> 01:07:03,120 Come on, come on, get in there. 1344 01:07:03,144 --> 01:07:04,938 Move out of my way. 1345 01:07:04,979 --> 01:07:06,272 Did you find anything? 1346 01:07:06,356 --> 01:07:07,607 Nothing, nothing yet. 1347 01:07:28,962 --> 01:07:30,213 Find the money, Bobby! 1348 01:07:30,296 --> 01:07:31,589 Hey! 1349 01:07:33,841 --> 01:07:35,927 Crush, come here, quick. 1350 01:07:35,969 --> 01:07:38,638 Look, there's a bridge in this aquarium. 1351 01:07:38,721 --> 01:07:41,849 Charity, it's just a teeny-weeny bit small, don't you think? 1352 01:07:41,933 --> 01:07:43,351 That couldn't hold bus fare. 1353 01:07:43,434 --> 01:07:45,436 I don't know. Preston was pretty clever. 1354 01:07:45,520 --> 01:07:46,771 Pull it up, please? 1355 01:07:46,854 --> 01:07:48,106 Pull it up! 1356 01:07:48,189 --> 01:07:49,524 All right, I'll get it, okay? 1357 01:07:49,607 --> 01:07:51,943 You guys will be nudging me about it all day. 1358 01:07:51,985 --> 01:07:54,696 Reach right in and pull it out. 1359 01:08:01,327 --> 01:08:02,620 Oh! Oh, my... oh! 1360 01:08:02,662 --> 01:08:04,205 My hunch was right. 1361 01:08:04,289 --> 01:08:05,748 We won! Oh! 1362 01:08:05,832 --> 01:08:07,208 Pull it out. 1363 01:08:08,835 --> 01:08:10,712 Wow! 1364 01:08:10,795 --> 01:08:13,548 Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. 1365 01:08:13,631 --> 01:08:15,049 Quick, open it up. 1366 01:08:15,133 --> 01:08:17,010 Come here, come here. Cover my back. 1367 01:08:17,051 --> 01:08:18,303 We're rich, yes! 1368 01:08:18,344 --> 01:08:20,305 Hey, he's got the money! 1369 01:08:22,015 --> 01:08:23,266 I got it! 1370 01:08:24,892 --> 01:08:26,769 I got it, I got it! 1371 01:08:32,275 --> 01:08:34,485 I don't know if you're aware of this, 1372 01:08:34,569 --> 01:08:36,672 but we're all in this search together, right? 1373 01:08:36,696 --> 01:08:38,072 You tell 'em, little sister! 1374 01:08:38,156 --> 01:08:39,907 I guess so, yes, whatever. 1375 01:08:39,949 --> 01:08:43,053 Okay, so therefore, the money belongs to all of us. 1376 01:08:43,077 --> 01:08:44,621 Fair is fair, all right. 1377 01:08:44,662 --> 01:08:48,666 So it comes out to about $60,000 a person. 1378 01:08:48,750 --> 01:08:50,060 60 grand? Give it up! 1379 01:08:50,084 --> 01:08:52,003 Hey, tax-free. 1380 01:08:52,045 --> 01:08:53,963 Yeah! 1381 01:08:55,256 --> 01:08:56,758 Divvy up. Divvy it up. 1382 01:08:56,799 --> 01:08:58,801 Now easy. Just be careful. Don't... 1383 01:09:06,934 --> 01:09:09,979 Oh! 1384 01:09:23,493 --> 01:09:25,620 $1 million. 1385 01:09:25,703 --> 01:09:27,330 I just don't believe this. 1386 01:09:27,413 --> 01:09:30,375 All right, we're all done. This is done. Let's go. 1387 01:09:30,416 --> 01:09:33,211 Let's go, let's go, let's go. 1388 01:09:38,132 --> 01:09:40,468 I have to get out of here. 1389 01:09:40,510 --> 01:09:42,970 I am so sick. I got to get off this boat. 1390 01:09:43,012 --> 01:09:45,098 What in the holy hell was he doing 1391 01:09:45,139 --> 01:09:47,517 with a paper shredder this big? 1392 01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:50,478 Yeah, well, he worked for the government, didn't he? 1393 01:10:03,074 --> 01:10:05,410 Well, what about the rest of the money? 1394 01:10:05,451 --> 01:10:07,412 There's 2 more million somewhere. 1395 01:10:07,495 --> 01:10:09,706 Yeah, but the question is where, buddy. 1396 01:10:09,747 --> 01:10:11,457 Dad, 1397 01:10:11,541 --> 01:10:13,751 you really want to know? 1398 01:10:13,793 --> 01:10:15,795 What are you talking about? 1399 01:10:18,381 --> 01:10:21,008 Oh, ho ho ho. 1400 01:10:21,092 --> 01:10:23,344 That's it. That is it. London Bridge! 1401 01:10:23,428 --> 01:10:24,971 Come on, Lollie, come on. 1402 01:10:26,264 --> 01:10:28,516 Here they come, Fred. 1403 01:10:28,558 --> 01:10:30,017 Fred. 1404 01:10:30,059 --> 01:10:31,894 Fred! 1405 01:10:31,936 --> 01:10:35,356 Oh, no, no, no, no. Wait, whoa, whoa! 1406 01:10:42,697 --> 01:10:44,991 Come back with our car! 1407 01:10:45,032 --> 01:10:47,452 Okay, nobody move. 1408 01:10:47,493 --> 01:10:49,537 United States government. You're all under arrest. 1409 01:10:50,997 --> 01:10:53,166 Hey, wait a minute! 1410 01:10:53,207 --> 01:10:55,460 Wait. I said nobody move. 1411 01:10:55,501 --> 01:10:58,337 Nobody move. Read my lips, people. 1412 01:10:58,421 --> 01:10:59,672 Nobody move! 1413 01:11:01,007 --> 01:11:02,216 Follow me! 1414 01:11:02,341 --> 01:11:03,593 Come on, will ya? 1415 01:11:03,676 --> 01:11:04,927 Hey, Fred. 1416 01:11:05,011 --> 01:11:06,220 Yeah, Bob? 1417 01:11:06,345 --> 01:11:07,930 Look at that. Yeah. 1418 01:11:08,014 --> 01:11:09,807 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1419 01:11:09,849 --> 01:11:11,184 Probably not. 1420 01:11:11,225 --> 01:11:12,518 Let's go. 1421 01:11:28,701 --> 01:11:30,912 Forget it. We're never gonna make it. 1422 01:11:30,995 --> 01:11:33,372 We're not gonna make it. 1423 01:11:33,414 --> 01:11:35,041 Look at that. Great. 1424 01:11:35,082 --> 01:11:37,585 This is great! Let's go! Yes! 1425 01:11:37,668 --> 01:11:40,671 Come on! Ha ha ha ha! Woo! 1426 01:11:40,713 --> 01:11:41,923 Hey, Mister. 1427 01:11:42,006 --> 01:11:43,341 Hello, excuse me! 1428 01:11:43,382 --> 01:11:45,110 We need a ride! 1429 01:11:45,134 --> 01:11:46,844 We'll pay you anything! 1430 01:11:46,928 --> 01:11:49,096 ♪♪ 1431 01:12:01,567 --> 01:12:02,819 Federal agents. 1432 01:12:02,902 --> 01:12:04,195 We're coming aboard, toots. 1433 01:12:08,115 --> 01:12:10,368 Gentlemen, we're federal agents. 1434 01:12:10,451 --> 01:12:12,203 Take this plane to Lake Havasu. 1435 01:12:12,245 --> 01:12:13,704 It's a matter of national security. 1436 01:12:13,746 --> 01:12:15,039 Utmost importance. 1437 01:12:15,081 --> 01:12:16,374 Utmost importance. 1438 01:12:16,415 --> 01:12:17,708 Working goal... Fred, please. 1439 01:12:17,750 --> 01:12:19,394 No time to dilly-dally. Let's get airborne. 1440 01:12:19,418 --> 01:12:22,171 Hi. I'm your stewardess Bonnie. 1441 01:12:22,255 --> 01:12:25,174 Would you fasten your seat belts, please? 1442 01:12:25,258 --> 01:12:26,634 This is a hijack. 1443 01:12:28,010 --> 01:12:29,262 Take this plane to Tijuana. 1444 01:12:29,303 --> 01:12:31,222 I heard you two say you're federal agents. 1445 01:12:31,305 --> 01:12:32,557 Please drop your guns. 1446 01:12:32,598 --> 01:12:35,101 Now you drop your gun. 1447 01:12:35,142 --> 01:12:36,727 I'm with the Border Patrol. 1448 01:12:36,769 --> 01:12:38,104 Okay, drop your gun. 1449 01:12:38,145 --> 01:12:40,064 We're running drugs to Mexico. 1450 01:12:40,106 --> 01:12:41,399 Drop your guns. 1451 01:12:41,482 --> 01:12:43,877 Gonzales here, undercover narcotics. 1452 01:12:43,901 --> 01:12:46,654 Great accent, Gonzales, great accent. 1453 01:12:46,737 --> 01:12:48,614 Wait a minute. This isn't my gun. 1454 01:12:48,698 --> 01:12:50,384 I think I've got your gun, Fred. 1455 01:12:50,408 --> 01:12:51,742 No, that's my gun. 1456 01:12:51,826 --> 01:12:53,077 Then who's got my gun? 1457 01:12:53,160 --> 01:12:54,412 Oh, this is your gun. 1458 01:12:54,495 --> 01:12:55,746 Yeah, that's mine. 1459 01:12:55,830 --> 01:12:57,081 This is not my gun. 1460 01:12:57,123 --> 01:12:59,333 You might have picked up mine by mistake. 1461 01:12:59,417 --> 01:13:00,835 Oh, thank you very much. 1462 01:13:00,918 --> 01:13:03,170 Yep. This... This is my gun. 1463 01:13:03,254 --> 01:13:06,090 This the co-pilot's, this is the pilot's. 1464 01:13:06,173 --> 01:13:07,884 We've got an extra gun here. 1465 01:13:07,967 --> 01:13:09,218 Anybody want another gun? 1466 01:13:09,302 --> 01:13:10,678 Fred! Sorry, sorry. 1467 01:13:10,720 --> 01:13:13,264 Toots, let's get these turkeys off the plane. 1468 01:13:13,306 --> 01:13:16,350 Gentlemen, will you please follow me? 1469 01:13:16,392 --> 01:13:17,894 Oops. 1470 01:13:17,977 --> 01:13:19,270 And watch your heads. 1471 01:13:19,312 --> 01:13:21,105 Now you tell me. 1472 01:13:23,232 --> 01:13:26,235 Let's move it, Sky King. 1473 01:13:29,030 --> 01:13:30,281 Bob? 1474 01:13:30,364 --> 01:13:31,616 Yeah, Fred? 1475 01:13:31,699 --> 01:13:32,950 What just happened? 1476 01:13:33,034 --> 01:13:34,285 I'm not really sure. 1477 01:13:34,368 --> 01:13:36,078 Let's get this thing off the ground. 1478 01:13:36,162 --> 01:13:37,580 How? 1479 01:13:37,663 --> 01:13:40,791 You told me you used to fly during the war. 1480 01:13:40,875 --> 01:13:42,585 Yeah, that cured me for life. 1481 01:13:42,668 --> 01:13:43,920 Besides, look, 1482 01:13:44,003 --> 01:13:45,963 I'm not supposed to be operating heavy machinery. 1483 01:13:46,047 --> 01:13:47,298 This is very heavy machinery. 1484 01:13:47,381 --> 01:13:48,633 I realize that. 1485 01:13:48,716 --> 01:13:50,134 Says it could cause drowsiness. 1486 01:13:50,217 --> 01:13:51,469 Put a lid on it! 1487 01:13:51,552 --> 01:13:53,262 Come on, let's get off the ground. 1488 01:13:53,346 --> 01:13:54,597 I've forgotten everything. 1489 01:13:54,680 --> 01:13:57,266 It'll all come back to you once we're in the air. 1490 01:13:57,308 --> 01:13:58,809 Wow, it's cramped in here. 1491 01:13:58,893 --> 01:14:00,102 Doesn't even look American. 1492 01:14:00,186 --> 01:14:01,854 I don't remember any of this. 1493 01:14:01,938 --> 01:14:03,189 How about that right there? 1494 01:14:13,282 --> 01:14:14,617 I don't know, Fred. 1495 01:14:14,700 --> 01:14:16,535 Maybe this wasn't such a great idea. 1496 01:14:16,619 --> 01:14:18,412 Relax, Bob. It's all coming back to me. 1497 01:14:18,496 --> 01:14:20,289 Would you clean my sunglasses? 1498 01:14:20,373 --> 01:14:22,041 There's no time to clean sunglasses. 1499 01:14:22,124 --> 01:14:23,584 Just fly the plane! 1500 01:14:23,626 --> 01:14:26,212 I left my hankie back there. I'll be right back. 1501 01:14:26,295 --> 01:14:27,797 Here, hold on to the stick. 1502 01:14:27,880 --> 01:14:30,299 What do you mean? I don't know what I'm doing! Fred! 1503 01:14:40,184 --> 01:14:42,436 5, 6, ♪, 8! 1504 01:14:42,478 --> 01:14:44,146 1,2,3,4, 1505 01:14:44,230 --> 01:14:46,399 5,6, ♪, 8. 1506 01:14:46,440 --> 01:14:48,526 1,2,3,4, 1507 01:14:48,609 --> 01:14:50,736 5, 6, ♪, 8! 1508 01:14:56,784 --> 01:15:00,454 Police business. We're taking over your bus. 1509 01:15:00,538 --> 01:15:02,289 You, out. 1510 01:15:05,167 --> 01:15:06,919 No can do! No can do! 1511 01:15:07,003 --> 01:15:08,421 We're on a special tour. 1512 01:15:08,462 --> 01:15:10,881 Well, now we're on a new tour. 1513 01:15:14,468 --> 01:15:15,636 Hi! 1514 01:15:17,930 --> 01:15:19,265 Hi. 1515 01:15:19,306 --> 01:15:20,766 Hi. 1516 01:15:20,808 --> 01:15:22,309 All right, 1517 01:15:22,393 --> 01:15:24,562 I'd like some dim sum, no pork, please, 1518 01:15:24,603 --> 01:15:26,581 and no fortune cookies. I don't need the pressure. 1519 01:15:26,605 --> 01:15:28,983 We're going on a safari. 1520 01:15:30,818 --> 01:15:31,986 Safali? 1521 01:15:32,028 --> 01:15:34,488 A surfin' safari, yay! 1522 01:15:37,199 --> 01:15:39,452 Ready, girls? Hit it! 1523 01:15:39,493 --> 01:15:42,747 ♪ Come on, baby, come with me ♪ 1524 01:15:42,830 --> 01:15:45,875 ♪ We're surfin' on the bridge to liberty ♪ 1525 01:15:49,670 --> 01:15:52,089 Hurry, Stuart, hurry. 1526 01:15:52,131 --> 01:15:54,341 Okay, here we go. Here we go. 1527 01:15:54,425 --> 01:15:56,486 Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey! 1528 01:15:56,510 --> 01:15:57,887 Get up, Dad! 1529 01:15:57,970 --> 01:15:59,221 Run, Dad! 1530 01:15:59,263 --> 01:16:01,015 Run! 1531 01:16:01,057 --> 01:16:02,433 Come back here! 1532 01:16:02,475 --> 01:16:06,062 We're paying you $10,000! Come back here! 1533 01:16:08,272 --> 01:16:09,607 Grab the rope. 1534 01:16:13,569 --> 01:16:16,173 Ah-aah! 1535 01:16:16,197 --> 01:16:17,656 Hang on! 1536 01:16:22,328 --> 01:16:26,332 Sorry. Excuse me. Pardon me. Whoops. 1537 01:16:26,415 --> 01:16:27,958 Hey, nice sneaks. 1538 01:16:28,042 --> 01:16:30,086 Uh, I don't usually do this. 1539 01:16:30,169 --> 01:16:32,713 I'm an accountant. A tax specialist, actually. 1540 01:16:32,755 --> 01:16:35,216 Whoop... whoop... 1541 01:16:35,299 --> 01:16:37,093 Wha-ha-ha-ha! 1542 01:16:40,012 --> 01:16:41,806 ♪♪ 1543 01:16:46,477 --> 01:16:47,728 It's painted. 1544 01:16:47,812 --> 01:16:50,064 They can't even see us. 1545 01:16:53,484 --> 01:16:55,986 Oh, you're... you're not actually thinking 1546 01:16:56,070 --> 01:16:57,964 about stealing these bikes, are you? 1547 01:16:57,988 --> 01:17:01,343 So you're yellow. 1548 01:17:01,367 --> 01:17:03,202 A little yellow. 1549 01:17:03,244 --> 01:17:04,703 Well, you just stand there 1550 01:17:04,787 --> 01:17:06,664 and explain to the Road Warriors 1551 01:17:06,705 --> 01:17:09,041 why these bikes are missing. 1552 01:17:11,043 --> 01:17:12,503 Oh... 1553 01:17:12,586 --> 01:17:15,506 All right. Now, just stay behind me. 1554 01:17:15,589 --> 01:17:16,841 Do what I do. 1555 01:17:16,924 --> 01:17:19,260 Now let's move out. 1556 01:17:34,441 --> 01:17:36,485 Hey! Hey! They got our motorcycles! 1557 01:17:40,573 --> 01:17:43,909 My bike! They got my new bike! 1558 01:17:48,497 --> 01:17:50,708 Pull over here. 1559 01:17:53,210 --> 01:17:55,171 There's a mattress on the roof. 1560 01:18:00,050 --> 01:18:01,302 See? 1561 01:18:01,385 --> 01:18:02,636 Ah-ha-ha! 1562 01:18:23,365 --> 01:18:25,618 Fred? Yeah, Bob? 1563 01:18:25,659 --> 01:18:27,828 What was that? That was a noise. 1564 01:18:27,912 --> 01:18:29,663 A noise? Great. That's all we need. 1565 01:18:29,788 --> 01:18:31,916 I think one of the engines is acting up. 1566 01:18:31,999 --> 01:18:35,169 Is it serious? Serious as a train wreck. 1567 01:18:35,252 --> 01:18:36,503 That's serious. 1568 01:18:36,587 --> 01:18:38,297 Serious as VD in a monastery. 1569 01:18:38,380 --> 01:18:40,341 Fred, please, would you just get us down? 1570 01:18:40,424 --> 01:18:42,259 I might have to make an elergency manding. 1571 01:18:42,301 --> 01:18:44,428 An elergency manding? Are you out of your mind? 1572 01:18:44,511 --> 01:18:46,263 There's nothing but traffic down there! 1573 01:18:46,305 --> 01:18:48,766 Relax, I'm gonna put the landing lights on. 1574 01:18:48,849 --> 01:18:50,434 Oh, landing lights. Great. That'll help. 1575 01:18:50,476 --> 01:18:52,603 You got any idea which one it is? 1576 01:18:52,686 --> 01:18:54,355 Try that one right over there. 1577 01:18:55,564 --> 01:18:57,441 Ohh! Fred! 1578 01:19:33,727 --> 01:19:35,688 Aah! 1579 01:19:38,190 --> 01:19:42,027 Ohh! 1580 01:19:44,989 --> 01:19:46,490 We all set? I think so. 1581 01:19:46,573 --> 01:19:47,825 Flaps down? Flaps down. 1582 01:19:47,908 --> 01:19:49,159 Wheels down? Wheel... Wheels? 1583 01:19:49,243 --> 01:19:52,847 Wheels? You're kidding me! Right there in landing gear! 1584 01:19:52,871 --> 01:19:54,915 Aah! 1585 01:20:13,225 --> 01:20:16,228 It all comes right back to you, right, Fred? 1586 01:20:16,312 --> 01:20:18,022 It's like riding a bike, Bob, 1587 01:20:18,105 --> 01:20:19,273 like riding a bike. 1588 01:20:19,356 --> 01:20:21,608 Slow down. Do you want to get a ticket? Sorry. 1589 01:20:26,739 --> 01:20:29,116 We've lost the brakes! 1590 01:20:56,143 --> 01:20:57,478 Rollie! 1591 01:20:57,561 --> 01:20:58,812 Hang on! 1592 01:20:58,896 --> 01:21:00,915 Rollie! Help! 1593 01:21:00,939 --> 01:21:03,150 I can't believe the way these people drive. 1594 01:21:03,192 --> 01:21:04,461 Look at this guy. 1595 01:21:04,485 --> 01:21:05,819 You maniac. 1596 01:21:05,903 --> 01:21:08,405 They let anybody on the road. Some people. 1597 01:21:08,447 --> 01:21:10,824 Fred, what are you stopping for? What's going on? 1598 01:21:10,908 --> 01:21:12,242 I don't know. 1599 01:21:13,952 --> 01:21:16,747 Oh, no. 1600 01:21:16,830 --> 01:21:18,099 Ohh... 1601 01:21:18,123 --> 01:21:20,667 Do you believe this, Bob? 1602 01:21:20,709 --> 01:21:23,003 Come on, lady, let's move it. 1603 01:21:24,755 --> 01:21:26,090 Okay, Fred, floor it. 1604 01:21:26,173 --> 01:21:27,424 Floor it. 1605 01:21:27,466 --> 01:21:29,093 Do something, Rollie! 1606 01:21:29,176 --> 01:21:30,427 Do what? Do what? 1607 01:21:30,511 --> 01:21:32,262 Aah, watch the barrier! 1608 01:21:35,349 --> 01:21:38,352 There she is. She's beautiful. 1609 01:21:38,394 --> 01:21:42,106 All those idiots must be miles behind us by now. 1610 01:21:53,325 --> 01:21:55,452 Bend your knees. Hold on. 1611 01:21:55,494 --> 01:21:58,580 All right. Okay. Ahh! 1612 01:21:58,664 --> 01:22:02,209 Ah, we beat those bozos! We made it! 1613 01:22:02,251 --> 01:22:05,045 Oh, no, honey! Hang on! 1614 01:22:12,886 --> 01:22:15,139 Here, let me try these brakes. 1615 01:22:24,356 --> 01:22:26,150 Get out of the way! 1616 01:22:30,487 --> 01:22:31,822 Oh! 1617 01:22:31,905 --> 01:22:33,574 Didn't I tell you? 1618 01:22:33,615 --> 01:22:34,908 Coming through. 1619 01:22:35,033 --> 01:22:36,452 Out of our way. 1620 01:22:36,493 --> 01:22:38,829 What do you think you're doing here? 1621 01:22:38,912 --> 01:22:40,164 These are steps for walking. 1622 01:22:41,748 --> 01:22:43,143 Oh! 1623 01:22:43,167 --> 01:22:46,336 Oh, no. 1624 01:22:46,378 --> 01:22:48,189 Oh, damn! 1625 01:22:48,213 --> 01:22:49,631 Oh, great. 1626 01:22:49,673 --> 01:22:52,068 I don't believe this. 1627 01:22:52,092 --> 01:22:55,095 Bobby, let's start looking. 1628 01:22:56,680 --> 01:22:58,199 All right, here we go. 1629 01:22:58,223 --> 01:23:01,268 Let's start at the path. Maybe it's up there. 1630 01:23:06,315 --> 01:23:07,816 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa! 1631 01:23:10,360 --> 01:23:11,778 Oh, wait, whoa! 1632 01:23:20,245 --> 01:23:23,707 Wait a minute! Hold it! Taxi! 1633 01:23:25,167 --> 01:23:26,502 Don't fall, honey! 1634 01:23:26,543 --> 01:23:28,879 Don't worry, cream puff. I know what I'm doing. 1635 01:23:28,962 --> 01:23:30,756 Aah! 1636 01:23:30,797 --> 01:23:33,759 This reminds me of the time we attacked the Kon-Tiki! 1637 01:23:33,842 --> 01:23:35,552 - Help me! - He's falling in the... 1638 01:23:36,970 --> 01:23:38,931 See anything? 1639 01:23:38,972 --> 01:23:41,517 You know, I can't figure out 1640 01:23:41,558 --> 01:23:44,228 how they moved this bridge from London to here. 1641 01:23:44,269 --> 01:23:46,897 That's easy. They took it apart, stone by stone, 1642 01:23:46,980 --> 01:23:48,732 and numbered each and every stone 1643 01:23:48,774 --> 01:23:50,651 so they'd know where to put them 1644 01:23:50,734 --> 01:23:52,277 when they put it back together. 1645 01:23:52,361 --> 01:23:53,779 The numbers are still there. 1646 01:23:53,862 --> 01:23:55,405 Look. Here, I'll show you. 1647 01:23:56,615 --> 01:23:59,201 See? Numbers. 1648 01:24:02,579 --> 01:24:05,832 I know where the money is. 1649 01:24:05,874 --> 01:24:07,668 But I'm not gonna tell 'em. 1650 01:24:07,709 --> 01:24:09,419 You do? 1651 01:24:10,671 --> 01:24:13,257 You're not? 1652 01:24:13,298 --> 01:24:17,010 Well, son, I think you're doing the right thing. 1653 01:24:17,094 --> 01:24:19,805 But wouldn't it be more meaningful 1654 01:24:19,888 --> 01:24:21,431 if you actually found the money? 1655 01:24:21,515 --> 01:24:23,350 That way, when you didn't tell them, 1656 01:24:23,433 --> 01:24:25,769 it would be a real test of your moral fiber. 1657 01:24:25,811 --> 01:24:27,813 What do you say? 1658 01:24:27,896 --> 01:24:29,666 Promise you won't tell anyone, either? 1659 01:24:29,690 --> 01:24:31,567 Hey... 1660 01:24:37,155 --> 01:24:38,657 Follow me. 1661 01:24:45,747 --> 01:24:48,000 This is it. 1662 01:24:48,041 --> 01:24:50,103 Yeah, that's it. 1663 01:24:50,127 --> 01:24:51,461 Are you sure? 1664 01:24:51,545 --> 01:24:52,879 Positive. 1665 01:24:52,921 --> 01:24:56,174 That's the number I saw on Preston's computer. 1666 01:25:03,765 --> 01:25:06,393 Ooh. 1667 01:25:19,406 --> 01:25:21,742 He's found the money! 1668 01:25:30,292 --> 01:25:32,294 Hey, use the crosswalk, stupid! 1669 01:25:47,142 --> 01:25:49,853 That little son of a bitch! 1670 01:25:49,936 --> 01:25:51,855 Grab him! Grab him! 1671 01:26:01,657 --> 01:26:03,784 Move, move, move, move! 1672 01:26:03,825 --> 01:26:05,118 Okay, freeze, pal. 1673 01:26:05,243 --> 01:26:06,523 That money's government property. 1674 01:26:06,578 --> 01:26:07,996 Hand it over right away. 1675 01:26:08,038 --> 01:26:10,040 Yeah, I'm talking to you, fly boy. 1676 01:26:10,082 --> 01:26:12,101 Don't run away with that money. It's government property. 1677 01:26:12,125 --> 01:26:15,420 I'm as serious as a train wreck, buster. 1678 01:26:34,022 --> 01:26:35,982 Oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh! 1679 01:26:55,627 --> 01:26:57,754 Oh, no, not again. 1680 01:26:57,838 --> 01:27:00,340 These loony tunes can't hold on to anything. 1681 01:27:00,424 --> 01:27:01,842 Yeah. Easy come, easy go. 1682 01:27:01,925 --> 01:27:03,176 Yeah. 1683 01:27:03,260 --> 01:27:04,845 You win some, you lose some. 1684 01:27:04,886 --> 01:27:06,179 You said it. 1685 01:27:06,221 --> 01:27:08,849 Fool and his money are soon parted. 1686 01:27:08,890 --> 01:27:11,727 What goes up must come down. 1687 01:27:11,810 --> 01:27:14,688 Ah, you can't take it with you. 1688 01:27:14,771 --> 01:27:17,065 If you can't be with the one you love, 1689 01:27:17,149 --> 01:27:18,942 love... 1690 01:27:19,025 --> 01:27:20,610 Bob? 1691 01:27:20,652 --> 01:27:23,655 Well, I guess that's about the end of it. 1692 01:27:23,739 --> 01:27:25,532 Come on, let's go home. 1693 01:27:25,615 --> 01:27:27,200 Dotty. 1694 01:27:29,578 --> 01:27:32,265 Come share this with me. 1695 01:27:32,289 --> 01:27:33,915 You know, at night, 1696 01:27:33,957 --> 01:27:35,459 you can hear the electricity 1697 01:27:35,542 --> 01:27:36,960 humming through those wires, and 1698 01:27:37,043 --> 01:27:39,004 it's just like music. 1699 01:27:40,213 --> 01:27:41,548 I'm going back to the diner. 1700 01:27:41,590 --> 01:27:44,134 There's bound to be a big line by now. 1701 01:27:44,176 --> 01:27:45,469 You coming or not? 1702 01:27:45,510 --> 01:27:46,511 Dotty. 1703 01:27:46,553 --> 01:27:47,846 Dotty. 1704 01:27:47,888 --> 01:27:52,100 Hey, Tugger, why can't Slaughter take his trailer 1705 01:27:52,184 --> 01:27:54,269 and put it in back of our diner? 1706 01:27:54,311 --> 01:27:55,937 We haven't got any room back there. 1707 01:27:55,979 --> 01:27:58,648 Oh, come on, Tugger, please? 1708 01:27:58,690 --> 01:28:01,735 Well, there is that bare spot 1709 01:28:01,818 --> 01:28:03,904 back there by the septic tank. 1710 01:28:03,945 --> 01:28:07,199 You look like a guy with a lot of faulty plumbing. 1711 01:28:07,240 --> 01:28:09,326 I don't deserve this. 1712 01:28:09,367 --> 01:28:11,828 I give up. I quit. I can't do this anymore. 1713 01:28:11,870 --> 01:28:14,915 I started at the bottom, 1714 01:28:14,956 --> 01:28:17,042 I made my way to the top, 1715 01:28:17,125 --> 01:28:19,145 and I can do it again. 1716 01:28:19,169 --> 01:28:22,839 Oh, Stuart, you're so 1717 01:28:22,923 --> 01:28:24,257 inept. 1718 01:28:27,552 --> 01:28:29,471 I love you guys. 1719 01:28:29,554 --> 01:28:33,016 But I want to grow up to be like my dad. 1720 01:28:35,769 --> 01:28:37,938 Well, back to being cops. 1721 01:28:38,021 --> 01:28:40,190 Well, that's okay with me, 1722 01:28:40,232 --> 01:28:43,527 as long as I can get some Jello-pudding, yeah. 1723 01:28:43,568 --> 01:28:44,569 Tony Curtis? 1724 01:28:44,611 --> 01:28:46,905 I got some, uh, I got some bad news. 1725 01:28:46,947 --> 01:28:49,241 I don't know Barry 1726 01:28:49,282 --> 01:28:51,368 and I don't know Lionel. 1727 01:28:51,451 --> 01:28:55,121 And, uh... I don't even know Bruce. 1728 01:28:55,163 --> 01:28:57,165 You don't know Bruce? Yeah. 1729 01:28:57,207 --> 01:28:58,834 What? What? 1730 01:28:59,000 --> 01:29:00,877 Ready, girls? 1731 01:29:02,128 --> 01:29:03,672 Whoa, hey, hey! 1732 01:29:04,923 --> 01:29:09,302 Oh, Rollie, we lost all that money. 1733 01:29:10,720 --> 01:29:14,140 Frankly, Lollie, I don't give a damn. 1734 01:29:24,526 --> 01:29:26,069 What? 1735 01:29:26,111 --> 01:29:27,863 What's the name of that boat? 1736 01:29:27,904 --> 01:29:30,866 Hey, look at the name of that boat! 1737 01:29:36,997 --> 01:29:38,206 Let's go! 1738 01:29:38,248 --> 01:29:40,125 Aah! 1739 01:30:05,150 --> 01:30:08,069 Can you believe those idiots? 1740 01:30:09,404 --> 01:30:11,448 Fred, are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1741 01:30:11,531 --> 01:30:12,782 I don't know, Bob. 1742 01:30:12,866 --> 01:30:14,576 You thinking about a chili dog? 1743 01:30:14,659 --> 01:30:16,369 No. That's not what I'm thinking. 1744 01:30:16,453 --> 01:30:18,538 What I'm thinking is that Fred and I 1745 01:30:18,580 --> 01:30:20,749 are never gonna find that million dollars now. 1746 01:30:20,832 --> 01:30:22,876 Neither are that bunch of freelance lunatics 1747 01:30:22,918 --> 01:30:24,210 chasing the boat. 1748 01:30:24,252 --> 01:30:27,213 The only one who can find that money is you. 1749 01:30:27,255 --> 01:30:28,715 We've been stumbling over clues 1750 01:30:28,757 --> 01:30:30,508 ever since we found old Sidney 1751 01:30:30,592 --> 01:30:32,594 lying on the floor of the diner. 1752 01:30:32,677 --> 01:30:34,095 We didn't even realize it. 1753 01:30:34,179 --> 01:30:35,889 There's a million dollars out there 1754 01:30:35,972 --> 01:30:37,724 just waiting for you to claim. 1755 01:30:37,766 --> 01:30:40,101 All you have to do to claim it 1756 01:30:40,185 --> 01:30:42,228 is to figure out Preston's little puzzle. 1757 01:30:42,270 --> 01:30:43,730 Ah, it's easy as pie. 1758 01:30:43,772 --> 01:30:45,523 Easier than falling off a log. 1759 01:30:45,607 --> 01:30:47,025 Shooting fish in a barrel. 1760 01:30:47,067 --> 01:30:48,944 Easier than shooting fish in a barrel. 1761 01:30:49,027 --> 01:30:50,403 Scraping muck off a mud turtle. 1762 01:30:50,487 --> 01:30:51,905 Scraping muck off a mud turtle? 1763 01:30:51,947 --> 01:30:53,657 Sticking hair balls to a porcupine. 1764 01:30:53,740 --> 01:30:55,092 Fred, that's really not appropriate. 1765 01:30:55,116 --> 01:30:58,078 Pulling beans out of your belly button. Fred! 1766 01:31:06,586 --> 01:31:09,422 What would you do with a million bucks, Bob? 1767 01:31:09,464 --> 01:31:12,217 I don't know, Fred. I think I'd travel. 1768 01:31:12,258 --> 01:31:14,135 Yeah. Boy, for that kind of money, 1769 01:31:14,219 --> 01:31:15,929 you could go to the moon. 1770 01:31:16,012 --> 01:31:18,598 But I wouldn't want to blow it on one trip. 1771 01:31:18,640 --> 01:31:21,267 I'd want to see a little of the world first. 1772 01:31:21,351 --> 01:31:23,311 What would you do with a million dollars? 1773 01:31:23,395 --> 01:31:24,813 I'd get new nasal passages. 1774 01:31:24,896 --> 01:31:27,232 I don't think you can do that, Fred. 1775 01:31:27,273 --> 01:31:29,609 I read about this doctor over in Switzerland, 1776 01:31:29,693 --> 01:31:31,111 and he did a transplant 1777 01:31:31,194 --> 01:31:33,238 between this 17-year-old girl and a llama. 1778 01:31:33,279 --> 01:31:34,572 A llama? 1779 01:31:34,656 --> 01:31:36,282 One of those South American things. 1780 01:31:36,324 --> 01:31:37,617 A llama. 1781 01:31:37,701 --> 01:31:39,160 That's what I said, a llama. 1782 01:31:39,244 --> 01:31:41,413 Anyway, he takes the sinuses out of the llama 1783 01:31:41,454 --> 01:31:44,124 Fred, I don't think I want to hear this. 1784 01:31:44,165 --> 01:31:46,501 Anyway, the operation was a success and everything, 1785 01:31:46,584 --> 01:31:49,546 but I bet her breath would knock a blowfly off a skunk. 1786 01:31:49,629 --> 01:31:51,423 Fred, please, you're gonna ruin my appetite. 1787 01:31:51,464 --> 01:31:53,800 Speaking of which, you gonna finish that thing? 1788 01:31:53,883 --> 01:31:55,635 No, hey, I couldn't eat another bite. 1789 01:31:55,719 --> 01:31:57,012 No, I didn't mean... 1790 01:31:57,095 --> 01:31:59,180 No, that's all right. You get the next one. 1791 01:31:59,264 --> 01:32:01,725 Oh, boy, I tell you, if I was rich, 1792 01:32:01,808 --> 01:32:03,393 I'd never eat another chili dog. 1793 01:32:03,476 --> 01:32:04,894 I know what you mean. 1794 01:32:04,978 --> 01:32:07,313 I'd live off of banana splits, I think. 1795 01:32:07,355 --> 01:32:09,816 Lots of whipped cream and chopped nuts on top. 1796 01:32:09,899 --> 01:32:11,151 Cherries. 1797 01:32:11,234 --> 01:32:12,652 No, not the cherries. 1798 01:32:12,736 --> 01:32:13,987 You don't like cherries? 1799 01:32:14,070 --> 01:32:15,530 I read somewhere where they're made 1800 01:32:15,613 --> 01:32:18,033 out of the same stuff as those Styrofoam ice chests. 1801 01:32:18,116 --> 01:32:19,367 Really? Is that true? 1802 01:32:19,451 --> 01:32:21,536 One of those things will stay in your system 1803 01:32:21,619 --> 01:32:22,871 for 17 years. 1804 01:32:22,954 --> 01:32:24,664 How could an ice chest possibly 1805 01:32:24,748 --> 01:32:25,999 Fred, cherries. 1806 01:32:26,082 --> 01:32:27,834 Oh, the cherries stay, of course. 1807 01:32:27,876 --> 01:32:30,420 I read about this guy on a bet, you know, 1808 01:32:30,503 --> 01:32:32,505 he ate a gallon of those things. 1809 01:32:32,589 --> 01:32:34,466 A gallon of cherries? They'd kill you. 1810 01:32:34,507 --> 01:32:35,800 Yeah, well, it did, 1811 01:32:35,884 --> 01:32:38,178 but they didn't have to embalm him or anything. 1812 01:32:38,219 --> 01:32:39,804 Apparently, he still looks pretty good. 1813 01:32:39,888 --> 01:32:41,931 They just propped him up in the corner 1814 01:32:42,015 --> 01:32:44,350 Fred, if you didn't read the stuff you read, 1815 01:32:44,392 --> 01:32:46,102 you wouldn't know the stuff you know. 1816 01:32:46,186 --> 01:32:47,896 There's a lot of interesting stuff... 1817 01:32:47,979 --> 01:32:49,522 Then I wouldn't have to listen to it. 1818 01:32:49,564 --> 01:32:51,191 I read a story the other day. 1819 01:32:51,274 --> 01:32:54,778 There was a space ship... Ah-choo! 1820 01:32:54,861 --> 01:32:56,738 Bob, you really better take care of yourself. 1821 01:32:56,821 --> 01:32:59,157 There's a lot of stuff going around out there. 1822 01:33:01,493 --> 01:33:05,455 ♪ All the money in the world ♪ 1823 01:33:05,497 --> 01:33:07,767 ♪ Wouldn't mean a thing ♪ 1824 01:33:07,791 --> 01:33:12,003 ♪ Without you ♪ 1825 01:33:12,087 --> 01:33:16,549 ♪ All the money in the world ♪ 1826 01:33:16,591 --> 01:33:18,802 ♪ Couldn't make me love you ♪ 1827 01:33:18,885 --> 01:33:21,805 ♪ More than I do ♪ 1828 01:33:21,846 --> 01:33:25,767 ♪ It all comes down ♪ 1829 01:33:25,850 --> 01:33:29,604 ♪ It all comes down ♪ 1830 01:33:29,687 --> 01:33:32,649 ♪ To me and you ♪ 1831 01:33:32,732 --> 01:33:37,278 ♪ All the money in the world ♪ 1832 01:33:37,362 --> 01:33:39,906 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 1833 01:33:39,948 --> 01:33:41,741 ♪ All the money ♪ 1834 01:33:41,783 --> 01:33:45,745 ♪ All the money in the world ♪ 1835 01:33:45,829 --> 01:33:48,289 ♪ Wouldn't mean a thing ♪ 1836 01:33:48,373 --> 01:33:52,752 ♪ Without you ♪ 1837 01:33:52,794 --> 01:33:56,923 ♪ All the money in the world ♪ 1838 01:33:56,965 --> 01:33:59,175 ♪ Couldn't make me love you ♪ 1839 01:33:59,259 --> 01:34:02,595 ♪ More than I do ♪ 1840 01:34:02,637 --> 01:34:06,141 ♪ It all comes down ♪ 1841 01:34:06,224 --> 01:34:09,936 ♪ It all comes down ♪ 1842 01:34:09,978 --> 01:34:15,441 ♪ To me and you ♪ 115913

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