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Jen, have you made
first contact with the alien?
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I want to turn your skin
into furniture.
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Jen: He wants to turn my skininto furniture.
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I see.
Ask him what kind of furniture.
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Are you okay
with Jen in there?
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It's not my call.
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Besides, Chubbie won't
let anything happen to her.
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Do you come in peace?
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I want to turn your skin
into furniture.
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Ask him what kind of furniture,what kind.
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I'm sorry.
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I just don't have enough skin
for furniture.
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Ugh.
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Ugh.
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Aah.
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Chubbie, help me!
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[ Whimpering ]
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Chubbie, help!
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-Hey, Chubbie. Where you going?
-Oh, oh, oh!
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-Where's Jen?
-[ Whimpering ]
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That cowardly son of a bitch.
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I've never seen him act
like that before.
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Something is wrong
with him.
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Nah, he's shown who he really
is -- yellow to the bone.
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Chubbie, get back here!
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[ Crying ]
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Dreznik: Oh, man.
Wow.
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It's really you,
Super Agent.
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Wait.
My name is Dreznik.
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I'm a huge fan.
What do you say we --
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we ditch this place
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and go on a space adventure
to Rios 9
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unless you have
something better to do?
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Mark: Chubbie, come face
what you did,
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you dumb, smelly coward!
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I re-created your
legendary arsenal
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with a few slight
upgrades.
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Ducks!
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♪♪
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Dreznik:
I can't believe I'm here
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with the legendary
Super Agent.
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I've heard
all your tales.
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[ Mumbling ]
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Except for that one.
I had no idea you liked BBWs.
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My people are being oppressed
by a dictator
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named Senkah the Shamer.
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She overthrew our king
with her minions
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and now rules the planet
using her evil psychic powers.
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And the worst part --
she's a heavy smoker.
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Senkah!
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I have news for you both.
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Smoking is cool.
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It is?
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No, it's not cool,
Super Agent.
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[ Spits ]
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You're putting your hope
in a dog.
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Your wretched little resistance
is doomed.
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It's too late.
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Wait. It's just
a mental projection.
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Navigation computer off-line.Crash imminent.
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Oh, boy, better do
something quick, Super Agent.
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The ducks,
you used the ducks.
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I'm so lucky
I gave those to you.
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Yay!
Yay!
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Resistance headquarters
lies ahead in that city.
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We need to be careful.
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Her men are everywhere.
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Nothing
you can't handle, right?
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[ Mumbling ]
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Enough about BBWs!
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Though I like that,
we got work to do.
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Maybe someone else
took him in.
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He was a stray
when you found him.
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[ Dog whimpering ]
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Uncle Mark,
I think that's Chubbie.
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That's not
Chubbie Webbers.
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That's our friendly
but incontinent mailman,
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Charlie Websters.
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Hello.
Hello there.
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He sounds exactly like
Chubbie Webbers.
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Sorry.
I don't hear any similarities.
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It's insane that you would
make that mistake.
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How are you all doing?
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Yes, I have
lost some weight.
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Thank you, Chubbie,
I mean, Charlie.
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[ Munching ]
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Since Senkah took over,
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my people have suffered
tremendously,
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and those who try to fight back,
take a look yourself.
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That's Meeny Moe,
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known planetwide
for his strong gray butt.
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[ Coughing ]
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Senkah's psychic powers
cause you to cough up
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your deepest,
most shameful secrets.
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She literally shames
you to death.
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Ow. Oh.
Ow. Oh.
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Oh. Ah.
Ah.
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He's butt fake,
how shameful.
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No, I'm not butt fake!
I'm not!
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You have to believe me!
101
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Ah Fuck!
102
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That'll be us
if we're not careful.
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I've got bad news.
104
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You ain't careful!
105
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It's Captain Moldmug,
106
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Senkah's elastic-faced
lieutenant.
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Get him, Super Agent.
108
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Oh, no?
Did you say Super Agent?
109
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Never heard of him.
110
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I'm not that famous yet.
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♪♪
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Yah.
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Yeah.
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[ Growling ]
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[ Straining ]
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Oh, man,
I wonder how it tastes.
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[ Pop! ]
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Bad.
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You know, we can
get you a new dog.
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I hear
Peeny Squeezy's single.
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Chubbie's more than
a dog.
122
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I can't lose him.
123
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Well, I guess we could
just use the GPS chip
124
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I installed in him
that I never told you about.
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Jason, locate
Chubbie's GPS chip.
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Scanning Chubbie Webber'scurrent location, Rios 9.
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Ah, that coward ran halfway
across the galaxy.
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We need to get there.
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Freedom Fighters, I bring you
our one shining hope --
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Super Agent.
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[ All cheering ]
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Tonight, we mount our attack
on Senkah's base,
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but first, let's enjoy some
authentic, uh, disco techno.
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♪♪
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This is the rhythm
of the streets of Rios 9.
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It's pretty good
unless you don't like it.
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So you're Super Agent, eh?
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I'm Vossler.
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I used to be king, you know,
before Senkah took hold.
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Get out of here,
you old drunk.
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You were
a terrible king.
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That's why we're in this mess,
you coward.
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Coward?
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There's nothing wrong
with a good skedaddle
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when it's called for, boy.
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It's what keeps you alive.
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Also, I'm not as scared
as I once was.
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You'll see as will you.
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Aah!
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[ Aliens screaming ]
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You were right about me
as were you.
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[ Screaming continues ]
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With your resistance crushed,
154
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I can finally expand my control
to the entire universe.
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Not while
Super Agent is here.
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How many times
do I have to tell you?
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He's just a dog.
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Let me show you.
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[ Coughing ]
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Girl: Wags, save me!
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Wags!
[ Coughing ]
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Super Agent,
what does this mean?
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Stop Senkah!
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Not only is he a dog,
he has a shameful past.
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I'll reveal everything
that happened,
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every last detail.
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Wags.
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Super Agent!
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-See?
-Ugh.
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He's nothing, a pet.
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Please don't go,
Super Agent.
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I love you.
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[ Inhales, coughs ]
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[ Laughter ]
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Time to take a big foggy poop
in the nude, just how I like it.
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Can I watch?
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It is the weekend.
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I'm sorry, Franch.
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This one might be
just too foggy.
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French, we need
Franch's spaceship
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to save Chubbie Webbers.
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Finally a use
for Franch's spaceship.
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Go ahead and run, Wags.
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We both know it wouldn't be
the first time.
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Looks like we're row buddies,
Super Agent.
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It's fun to run, right?
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Sure is easy.
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Welcome to Rios 9.
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What should I do,
Franch?
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Brush your teeth.
You'll be smiling very soon.
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Ay, ay, Captain.
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Chubbie has to be here
somewhere.
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Relax.
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We're gonna find him,
and it's gonna be easy.
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[ Sighs ]
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I know that you feel pretty
awful right now for running.
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I felt that way many,
many times.
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I ran from Senkah so fast,
I even lost my crown!
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Ha!
But trust me.
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I'm alive because of that
awful feeling.
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You and me are gonna run
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to all the sad
places in the galaxy.
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What a long life
we're gonna live.
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Man: People of the universe,welcome back to Senkah TV.
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We've got some special new
guests -- Earthlings.
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My friends?
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We need to go back!
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Go back to Rios 9?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
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That's not the way
a coward runs, friend.
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A coward runs forward
or crosswise or further.
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I think.
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Hijack, we're turning
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this fucking plane around
and going back!
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Now I want to run from you.
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The time has come,
ladies and gentlemen.
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It's time to learn
all of your darkest secrets.
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-Chubbie?
-Charlie, I mean, Chubbie.
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You again?
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I guess you want everyone
to witness
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your shameful, dark truth.
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Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
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Fine,
and let the show begin.
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Everyone, meet Wags.
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[ Coughing ]
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Go ahead. Open the one
with the holes first.
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-[ Mumbling ]
-Oh!
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[ Giggling ]
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He's so happy.
229
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I think I'll call him Wags.
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-Aah! Aah!
-Aah!
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-Wags, save me, Wags!
-Aah!
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-Wags!
-Aah!
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No!
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There it is, the shameful truth,
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00:09:40,333 --> 00:09:43,293
and what do your friends
think of you now?
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You were just a puppy.
237
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Your head,
it hasn't exploded.
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Why aren't you ashamed?
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Oh, I'll kill you
with my bare hands.
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[ Chattering ]
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You can't stop me.
242
00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:03,747
You're just a dog.
243
00:10:06,792 --> 00:10:09,792
Hey, Senkah,
this is for Dreznik.
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Smoke this.
245
00:10:10,333 --> 00:10:14,583
[ Ducks quacking ]
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00:10:14,667 --> 00:10:17,327
[ Boom! ]
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♪♪
248
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[ Chubbie whimpering ]
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fuck off.
250
00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:36,537
Chubbie, you truly are
a Super Agent.
251
00:10:36,625 --> 00:10:38,415
Or should
we call you Wags?
252
00:10:38,500 --> 00:10:41,960
What do you want to be called?
253
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Mom, stop!
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[ Shivering ]
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Oh, he's shivering.
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Can we keep him?
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You'll have to clean him off
and give him a name.
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Chubbie Webbers.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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