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Branski: The new boss
starts today.
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Heard he gets down
to brass tacks.
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I still can't believe
they fired Soo Park.
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The end of an era.
Suck it up.
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In this line of work,
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you check your feelings
at the door.
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Mark. Donald.
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No matter what happens,
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never forget what Hot Streets
is really about.
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It's about solving cases.
Bye.
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Is that
all you can say?
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Isn't Soo your friend?
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At least
I'm your friend...r-right?
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Let's go.
Time to meet the new Soo Park.
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Am I your friend?
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My name is
John Wayne Jetwayne Jr.,
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but please call me Jet Jr.
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I'm your new boss.
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I'm a tiny airplane,
I'm 700 years old,
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and I can turn people
into crystals.
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Now, let's get down
to brass tacks.
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We received reports that
Creamy Zeus the Pirate
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is planning to plunder America.
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Your mission -- take him out.
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The pirate with
supernatural cream powers?
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I heard he's tough.
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Not tough enough
for the two of us!
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Anyway, no one has ever survived
a fight with Creamy Zeus.
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Tomorrow we commence
the mission,
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Jet Jr. style.
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[ Seagulls crying ]
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Now, this is the life.
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Is there anything better
than two best buds
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hunting pirates together?
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You know, I'm sick
of your arrogance lately!
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First you diss Soo,
now you're too cool for me, too?
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I'm feeling
exceptionally horny today.
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Okay.
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Lick my dong.
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I only licked your dong
when I couldn't afford
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that churro!
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Lick my dong!
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Two dongs?
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All: Lick my dong!
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Lick his dong.
Do it.
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What in the heck is happening?!
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And that's what happens
if you set the clones
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to maximum horny.
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Clones controlled by
long-distance radio waves.
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Sending clones instead
of real-life agents
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is a great way
to cut down on casualties.
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I'd never send my best agents
on a suicide mission like this.
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That's the Jet Jr. way.
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We have 50 cloned Branskis,
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30 cloned Jens,
19 cloned Chubbies,
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and one useless cloned French,
just for fun.
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Can I grease your wings?
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I'm flattered
because you have a nice body,
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but inner-office romances are
discouraged at my Hot Streets.
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Imagine how crazy
it would be
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if there was a mix-up
and one of us got on that boat.
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That would never happen
in my Hot Streets.
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This is a clone!
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Mix-up!
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Real French on boat!
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What happens if
we try "Sad" instead?
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[ Boom! ]
Why won't you
let me grease you?
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Please!
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[ All crying ]
So, Hot Streets sent me the guy
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with a bunch
of disposable clones, huh?
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Some "friends" I have.
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Why are you guys crying?
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I'm the one who's real.
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Don't touch that, Sanders.
It's not a toy.
[ Boom! ]
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They look so realistic!
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Yes, they're
state-of-the-art clones.
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Only dogs can sense
the difference.
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Not -- Not real!
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Real!
Real!
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Quiet, Chubbie!
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No one likes
an attention whore.
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Hey!
Hey, look at me!
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Hey, look at me!
Hey, look at me!
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[ Yelling ]
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[ Choking ]
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Chubbie Webbers
just ate my gun.
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Now back to the video feed.
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Attention, clone-maties.
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I have a plan.
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Uh, what do you say
we abandon this case
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and sail back to America?
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No chance.
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Hot Streets is
about solving cases.
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You guys
really are Branski.
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All: Hot Streets is
about solving cases.
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Hot Streets is about
solving cases.
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Wait! Maybe Hot Streets
is actually about friendship.
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Have you ever thought
about that?
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Wrong.
Now cook us some food.
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Yeah, cook us
some fucking food.
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Cook us some fucking food,
you fucking asshole!
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Cook us
some fucking food.
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[ All talking over each other ]
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Okay, okay!
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Where's the cilantro?
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Creamy Zeus!
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Ah!
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Please, Branskis.
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Turn the ship around.
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I'm too real to die.
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Stop hitting Creamy Zeus
with cannonballs.
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You're going to grab
his attention!
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Splish splash.
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I'm Creamy Zeus the Pirate.
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My cream will give you
scream dreams.
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Now, hold on here.
This is just a misunderstanding.
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It's simple.
I'm listening.
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You see, my new boss
is a tiny airplane
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and he sent a ship
full of clones out here
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to kill you.
Yeah, I see.
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But I'm not a clone.
I'm real.
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Mm-hmm.
Now this is the tricky part.
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I also want to kill you.
Fascinating.
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You know what?
I don't like this Creamy Zeus.
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It's settled then.
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You'll let me plunder America,
and I'll let you live.
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And I won't kill you,
even though I want to!
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That's fair.
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[ Boom! ]
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[ All grunting ]
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[ Screams ]
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Ahh!
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[ Gasps ]
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[ All grunting, yelling ]
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Betrayal.
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Ah! Ah!
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My hero!
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Look out!
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He can trickle!
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Ah!
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Yah!
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Ah!
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Ouch.
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My heart.
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I'll be back...
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for creamy revenge.
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We did it.
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[ Grunting ]
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[ Electricity buzzing ]
[ Screaming ]
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Oh, my God!
French is dead!
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I can't believe
he's gone.
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I'll miss you, buddy.
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Not dead! Not dead!
Fake!
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Must save!
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I can't understand a word
this Chubbie Webber says.
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I like him.
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You're different
than the others, somehow --
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a little out-of-tune.
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I think I'll call you
No-Nose.
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Holy shit!
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[ All yelling ]
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That barrel must be
controlling the clones.
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I have to just --
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Uh!
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[ Groans ] Huh?
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[ Monkeys screeching ]
[ All grunting ]
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This control module must be
stuck on "Kill" mode.
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I might be able to modify it
to make them...
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friendlier?
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[ All growling ]
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There.
[ Boom! ]
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How can we help you,
best friend French?
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Maybe a coconut?
Some sand?
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Or how 'bout some delicious
monkey meats?
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Looks like the "Friend" mode
is working,
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and I'll take
the monkey meats.
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You want us
to rebuild the ship
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so you can go back
to your friends?
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"Friends"?
I don't have any friends.
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We're your friends.
We'll do anything for you.
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Anything?
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I found him!
Help me, dirty dogs!
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Find...
French...
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now.
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[ Whimpering ]
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[ Grunting ]
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Oh, it must behorrible for him!
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I'm in heaven -- me and my
friends and my Hot Streets.
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What's the mission,
Soo Park?
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Someone had been having
consensual sex
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with the island apes.
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I need you to find out who.
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I'm on the case.
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I think it's Soo Park.
-It is me.
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Should I arrest myself?
-Yes.
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We make a great team.
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You clones
did such a great job
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building Hot Streets City.
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-French!
-Hey, French!
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Branski:
Uh, hey, French.
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As your friend, should we
be worried about Creamy Zeus?
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He might
still be out there.
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Nobody can find us,
No-Nose.
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We're undetectable,
thanks to our friends,
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Chubbies Weberses.
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[ All grunting, whimpering ]
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All:
Goodnight, French!
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Goodnight,
Hot Streets.
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[ Monkey screeching,
man groaning ]
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Where, oh where could he be?
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[ Grunting, whimpering ]
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The worst part --
I never got to tell French
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how much he meant to me
as a friend.
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Sometimes I have a tough time
expressing myself.
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You always check your feelings
at the door like a proper agent.
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Now, time to find you
a new partner.
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Let's take it to the wheel.
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[ Sighs ] If I must.
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I hope I get Tall Otis.
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Tall Otis would be the ideal
partner for you in every way,
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but the wheel
makes the call.
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[ Gasps ]
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-Oh.
-Oh.
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The song of the wheel
can be a mournful tune,
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but we must face the music.
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You know, today would have
been French's birthday.
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Happy Birthday to me.
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Today's your birthday,
too?
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No.
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All:
Happy Birthday, French!
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[ Gasps ] For me?
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We all got together
and baked a cake
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out of sand and dead apes.
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Also, my shit.
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Wait a minute...
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if the Chubbies are here,
that means...
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They say blood is thicker
than cream, and they're right.
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Protect me, No-Nose!
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From what?
You set us to "Friend" mode,
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and now we're friends
with Creamy Zeus.
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Let's face it, we were never
true friends with you.
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Ahh!
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[ Sputtering ]
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Real-life Branski would find
this scenario pathetic,
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but still,
happy birthday!
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[ Gasps ] Ahhh!
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Your friends at Hot Streets
abandoned you.
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Your programmed friends couldn't
care enough to save you.
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Now
you will die alone.
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Prepare yourself...
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for infinite cream.
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♪♪
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What's that dumb-looking mutt
doing here?
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[ Coughing ]
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He's just seasick,
that one.
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No threat at all.
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[ Laughing ]
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Yeah!
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Chub--
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Well, well, well.
If it isn't Chubbie Webbers.
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I was prepared for something
like this.
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All:
Chubbie's such a good baby boy!
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00:09:53,250 --> 00:09:56,170
Don't you want a belly rub?
264
00:09:56,250 --> 00:09:58,040
Not real!
265
00:09:58,125 --> 00:10:00,375
[ Screams ]
266
00:10:00,458 --> 00:10:03,288
Ah!
[ Gunshots ]
267
00:10:03,375 --> 00:10:05,575
[ Garbled screaming ]
268
00:10:05,667 --> 00:10:07,667
And stay dead!
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00:10:09,333 --> 00:10:13,083
[ Coughing ]
270
00:10:13,167 --> 00:10:16,167
The real
Chubbie Webbers?
271
00:10:16,250 --> 00:10:19,380
[ Talking indistinctly ]
272
00:10:21,083 --> 00:10:23,043
True friends.
273
00:10:23,125 --> 00:10:26,035
You mean it, Chubbie?
274
00:10:43,958 --> 00:10:46,038
Thank God.
They're okay.
275
00:10:46,125 --> 00:10:47,165
Jet Jr.
is up to something.
276
00:10:47,250 --> 00:10:51,210
Somehow, I have to expose him
and save Hot Streets.
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