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♪♪
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[ Tires squeal ]
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♪♪
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[ Growls ]
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[ Screaming ]
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♪♪
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Any last questions before I
send you back in time to 1888?
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I do, Agent Garcia.
What is it that we're
'sposed to be doing?
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I wasn't paying attention
because you're boring.
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Yeah, you're boring.
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Oh, okay, we'll go through it
again. You see --
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Somebody named Black Bart
is stealing horses --
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from time itself.
-[ Clears throat ]
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If we don't stop him
in 1888,
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civilization will cease
to exist because...
Okay.
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...horses were the building
blocks of American society
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in the late 1800s.
-Are you prepared?
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I've studied everything
there is to know
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about Black Bart
and the Old West.
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I'm terrific
at rounding up posses.
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And I'm great at killing things
with my gun.
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Ah, but you can't
kill things when you
time travel, Branski.
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You see, there's a butterfly
effect and wh--
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Yeah, yeah, we get it.
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You can't kill anything
because of time travel.
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Can I at least
kill horses?
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Your mission is
to save the horses.
Hmm.
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Have you ever,
in your life, cared
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about another
living creature?
Nope.
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How 'bout this --
you can kill aliens
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or anything not
from this Earth. Okay?
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-Okay.
-Okay. Heh. On your way, then.
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Good luck. Mwah.
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Mwah. Mwah.
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M-m-m-m-m-mwah.
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Why do you have to be
so boring, Garcia?
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One of these days,
you'll make a friend.
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Branski,
we're in 1888!
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All this just to save
some stupid horses.
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I've been practicing
all the colloquial phrases
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of the time --
check it out.
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How do, sir?
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I'm right heartily pleased
to make your --
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-[ Sneezes ]
-Ugh!
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Ugh!
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[ Dry-heaves ]
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Bandit: Sheriff!
[ Horses whinnies ]
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I'm rightly taking that there
horse on behalf of Black Bart.
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But it's our last
doggone horse!
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Easy partner,
no killing.
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Remember what
that boring guy said?
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Garcia...
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Get off your horse
and fight me like a man.
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Get off your feet
and fight me like a horse!
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Okay.
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Horse whinnies ]
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Black Bart'll be here tomorrow
at high noon
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to kill y'all
and snake your final horse.
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[ Horse whinnies ]
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Sheesh.
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Black Bart and his boys
have ruined town.
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They ride in from Jagged Gulch,
steal our horses,
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and terrorize
the people.
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Not human.
[ Organs squish ]
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Not by far.
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Finally!
Something to kill.
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I didn't think anybody
could stop Black Bart.
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Until this buckaroo
came into town,
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ripped one off
his flesh saddle,
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and another came out of
that there horse vagina.
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That's the kind of courage
this town needs.
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Here's the official
sheriff's horse, Autumn Gold.
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Treat him well.
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We should take the fight
to Black Bart before high noon.
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I'll scout out Jagged Gulch
on this dirty, disgusting horse.
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We're going to need help
taking on the gang.
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And that'll be
in the skin
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of a classic old-school
western posse.
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Assembled by
yours truly!
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[ Retches, groans ]
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And, Jen, just have fun
in the Old West.
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[ Groans ]
J.A.S.O.N., scan symptoms.
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J.A.S.O.N.: Typhoid fever, symptoms accelerated.
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Prognosis -- positive.
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99% chance of full recovery
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with immediate treatment of penicillin.
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-[ Cheers ]
-Hooray!
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Penicillin hasn't been invented
yet, you dumb [bleep]
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[Bleep]
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Chubbie, you're gonna
have to invent penicillin.
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I need you to buy
all these ingredients.
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It's expensive -- do whatever
you need to get the cash.
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Yes!
Sell that ass, Chubbie.
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[ Strained ]
Sell...that...ass...
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Oooooh, yeah!
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[ Saloon music playing ]
[ Laughs heartily ]
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[ Music stops ]
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Which one of you
dastardly dudes
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wants to join my posse
to take down Black Bart?
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Hows about you,
partner?
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Music resumes ]
You made me walk backwards!
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Better get you cleaned up,
Autumn Gold,
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if you want a guy like me
riding you.
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Yeah, there you go.
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Huh, your mane
is quite exquisite.
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And your coat --
silky and smooth.
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I've never felt this way
about an animal before.
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Black Bart's never taking you.
Ever.
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I get it now --
we have to save the horses.
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[ Grumbling ]
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I tip my bonnet
to Chubbette.
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[ Moaning ]
She's making top dollar
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screwing all the ugliest,
diseased scoundrels in town!
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Contrary
to what I said earlier,
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I'm terrible
at rounding up posses.
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Just look at me --
I'm an alcoholic.
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Need a rock tosser
for your posse?
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You've got it
all figured out.
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[ Humming ]
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It hurts! It hurts!
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-What is it? You have an STD?
-Ow! Ow!
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But we don't need
the penicillin anymore, Chubbie.
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Can't you see,
we're both fine!
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Typhoid fever, Stage 2 --Hallucinations. Death imminent.
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-[ Whines ]
-Follow me, Chubbie!
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Remember, I know how to
handle things in the Old West.
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Excuse me sir, where in
tarnation is that Black Bart?
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You don't say.
Much obliged.
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Hubba-bubba-bub-bub-bub!
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[ Hawk shrieks ]
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Chubbie,
stop acting crazy.
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You're embarrassing me.
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This way...
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[ Shivers ] Chubbie,
this is the roller-coaster line.
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Black Bart is actually
a roller coaster.
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Ow, ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Black Bart,
I was about to get Autumn Gold,
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but someone got
in the way --
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someone stronger
than the others.
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Are you saying that he
is stronger than me?!
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[ Grunting ]
-[ Choking ]
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Nobody's stronger
than Black Bart!
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-[ Whines ]
-[ Chokes, exhales deeply ]
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[ Bodies thud ]
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Boy, that Black Bart is scary.
My heart's racing.
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Good thing you have
a classic western
posse to back you up.
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Who the heck is this?
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Rock-throwing Rick!
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Black Bart is taking all
the horses into who-knows-where.
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Autumn Gold stay here.
French, stay here.
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Useless rock guy...
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Rock-throwing Rick.
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...also stay here.
[ Gun cocks ]
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Sometimes you gotta kill a horse
to save a horse.
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♪♪
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[ Gun cocks ]
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[ Horse whinnies, gun cocks ]
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Aah!
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He used my head!
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Everybody in the posse was
essential, including me!
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I'm sorry I doubted you,
Rock-throwing Rick.
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You're a hero. I hereby
concede leadership to you.
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What do we do now,
Sheriff Rock-throwing Rick?
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Let's go through
that darn magic thing
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and save those darn horses
from that darn Black Bart.
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♪♪
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[ Machine beeps ]
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[ Babbling ]
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Chubbie, don't be crazy.
We can't get out of line.
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Man: Purify toxins.
[ Gasps ]
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Where...
where am I?
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-Oh, yeah!
-I'm cured!
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Chubbie, you saved us!
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[ Machine whirs ]
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Horse-ificaton process.
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[ Bell dings ]
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Huh?
Chubbie, you idiot!
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You turned us
into horses!
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Gimme a break, lady.
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Branski: Black Bart,
that bastard.
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He's turning these beautiful
creatures into monsters!
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What should we do,
Rock-Throwing Rick?
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Partner, I'm fresh out
of rocks and ideas.
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But I reckon this here
French has the gumption to
take this darn base down.
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Thanks, boss.
If you ask me,
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we have to gain access
to the ship's mainframe.
And save the horses.
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Then set the ship
to self-destruct.
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-And save the horses.
-And then save the horses.
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That's the part I like.
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Follow my lead, boys.
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I'll follow you
anywhere.
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What now,
Sheriff Rock-throwing Rick?
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Maybe do something
to that shiny thing.
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Of course!
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Who's the leader
of this here posse?
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That would be me,
a-and I don't mind telling you,
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I'm darn proud to be.
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Me and my boys are here to stop
your horse-thievin' ways,
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and if you have somethin' to
say, you need to say it to m--
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Heaven awaits, boss.
God bless your soul.
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[ Gun cocks ]
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I heard about you --
you're supposed to be strong!
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I'm strong, but I'm
also strong enough to
know when to be weak.
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You trying to confuse me?
I'm the strongest!
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Ain't nobody stronger
than Black Bart!
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What the hell
you gonna do with that?
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Branski: Shh.
It's gonna be okay.
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I'm gonna shoot you!
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Whoa!
Nobody's shooting anybody.
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[ Horse cooing ]
Hey!
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Shh. Does that feel good?
Ohh, it looks good.
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You are a gorgeous steed.
-Thank you!
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Almost done now.
You're special.
Means a lot to me!
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Self-destruct sequence initiated.
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Hey, whoa! What?!
How dare you?!
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Nobody's getting off
this ship alive!
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And I took your brush!
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[ Sobbing ]
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[ Yells ]
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Self-destruct in 30 seconds...
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We'll never get out
in time!
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Let's go!
Hop on!
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French, mount my niece!
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We're getting out of here
on time --
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and most importantly,
saving the horses!
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[ Alarm blaring ]
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French!
Jen and Chubbie are horses!
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-Wow! Hah!
-Ow! You mother [Bleep]
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[ Gunshots ]
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Uncle Mark, you have to --
[ Grunts ]
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♪♪
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That's all of them.
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[ Bullet clinks ]
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Not all of them.
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They got you, Autumn Gold.
-No!
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Autumn Gold...
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...I love you.
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[ Gunshot ]
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Damn, I missed.
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♪♪
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-Ow! Ow!
-Ow! Ow!
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-Aah! Stop it! Stop!
-Ow!
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♪♪
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