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For the last time,
where's your body?!
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Yeah, we want to arrest all of
you, not just the bones.
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[ Mumbling ]
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That's it!
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Give me five minutes
alone with him.
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I'll pull him apart,
piece by piece.
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You?
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All right, then,
rough him up.
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[ Grunts ]
[ Giggling ]
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Hey, stop laughing!
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Your bones are sharp.
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[ Cellphone rings ]
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Ow, my bones!
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[ Yells ]
My sensitive bones!
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[ Mumbling ]
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♪♪
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[ Tires screech ]
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As I'm sure you've heard,
the mysterious sea creature
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we call "Blozark"
has utterly devastated
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most of South America.
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We sent our undefeated robot
champion, Ultrastar,
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to fight him.
Here's what happened.
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[ People screaming ]
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[ Yelling ]
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[ Electricity crackling ]
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[ Growling ]
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[ Splat ]
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Thanks for nothing,
Ultrastar!
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Rest in peace,
Ultrastar.
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Blozark is currently heading
straight for us,
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so we're desperate
for new defense strategies.
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This might sound crazy,
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but what if I told you
I could fight Blozark myself?
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I would say,
"You're cuckoo bananas."
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Didn't you get your ass handed
to you by that skeleton earlier?
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I held my own.
Thank you.
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Well, since no one
has any ideas,
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it's time for our next order
of business -- Friday Funnies.
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Roll the clip.
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French:
Not my ass!
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Wait. Ooh, actually,
this feels pretty good.
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[ Laughter ]
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Look at that dumbass.
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Please, stop.
I'll give you money.
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I come from
a wealthy family.
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How could you possibly
beat Blozark?
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So, what you're saying is,
you used to work for a company
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called Cube Sphere Industries,
and while you were there,
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you developed
an experimental technology
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that could save
the city?
Yes!
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And we're driving to Cube Sphere
Industries right now?
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Yes!
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Sounds like a waste
of time to me.
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Cube Sphere designed
the J.A.S.O.N. phone.
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It'd be so cool to work
at a place like that.
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[ Moaning ]
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No, Chubbie. You're
on a doggie diet.
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[ Moaning ]
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No!
Have another health bar.
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Oh, you'd rather eat
your own teeth, huh?
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Fine. Knock yourself out,
Chubbie. Eat your own teeth.
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[ Moaning ]
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This place is amazing.
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It must feel good
to be back.
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Just you wait.
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I may be a joke
at Hot Streets,
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but I was a king
when I worked here.
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Hey, I know her.
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Dr. Craw!
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It's your old co-worker,
Donald French!
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Security!
[ Taser fires ]
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[ Gagging ]
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We're Hot Streets agents,
here on official business.
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Uhh, whoops.
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I'm Dr. Craw, head of research
for Cube Sphere.
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I know. We worked in the same
lab for four years.
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According to company records,
you did work here.
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I just don't remember you,
at all.
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It's me,
Donnie French.
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I went by DJ.
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We need access
to French's old projects.
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It just has to be here.
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Jen:
Look at these.
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"Perpetual Boomerang."
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"The Future Flute."
"Gravity Gravy."
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Gravity Gravy?
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[ Slurping ]
Aw.
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Found it!
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My greatest invention --
the Large and In Charge Device.
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Sounds like
it won't work.
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No need to explain
what it does.
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If I surgically implant
this into my chest,
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it will convert my tiny
molecules into jumbo molecules.
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Jumbo molecules?
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That would make you
approximately 300 feet tall.
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Hmm.
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It only lasts
20 minutes,
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but that should be long enough
for me to tear Blozark
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a new blow hole.
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Maybe you should let me get
Large and In Charge.
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I'm better than you
at punching things.
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This prototype is only
compatible with my DNA,
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and it's the exact same size
of my heart.
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Wait, that thing is gonna
replace your heart?
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That's dangerous.
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It's more than dangerous,
it's idiotic.
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She's the only one
with any sense around here.
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Are you sure
about this?
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Jen?
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[ Lighter clicks ]
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I think you may have a future
in science.
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Really?
Yes.
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you remind me of a younger,
dumpier version of myself.
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How would you feel
about an internship?
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It could lead
to something.
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It sounds pretty damn
exciting.
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Puff?
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What a cool place
to work.
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Since we can't implant your
chest device until the fight,
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we're going to run a virtual
reality simulation first.
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Plug me in.
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[ Electronically distorted ]
Okay, first thing's first.
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[ Growling ]
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[ Grunting ]
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[ Coughing ]
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Oh, my God!
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Did he have to shit
right in my mouth?
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That's Blozark's thing.
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Sure, but did you have to make
the shit taste like shit?
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Yes.
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I'd rather die than have that
happen for real.
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I give up.
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If you want to
work here,
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your hands have to get
a little dirty.
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I'm ready for anything.
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[ Growling ]
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That's Bison Guy.
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He's a weapon I've been
developing for the Chinese.
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Oh, my God!
Is he okay?
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[ Laughs ]
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That's just Bison Guy
for you.
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He screams because his heart
is irregular.
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Someday, I'll get that
worked out.
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[ Beep ]
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Listen, we all know you're not
cut out for this.
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I'm not. You win.
I give up, okay?
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So, I called in
a favor.
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It can't be.
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Horatio "The Finger"
Tub Tub?
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AKA, Mr. America?
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The one and only.
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That's right.
I gave up once, too,
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but it turns out
I was lying to myself.
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And then, in 2003,
I finally did it.
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You did do it.
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The whole world
was watching.
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But what the heck
are you doing here?
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My close personal friend
Mark Branski
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said you're taking on
Blozark.
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I knew I had to help.
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Come with me. I'll show you
how I win all my fights.
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Help me feed
my super plants.
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A Cube Sphere
botany project.
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Here's a sack
of potatoes.
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These aren't potatoes,
they're hamsters.
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We call them
"flesh potatoes."
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Oh, boy.
Unless you don't have the guts.
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Yum, yum.
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Flesh potatoes?
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No, Chubbie.
No flesh potatoes for you.
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Step number one,
punch that tree.
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[ Thud ]
Yow!
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Ignore your hand.
What else do you feel?
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Well, my heart
is pounding.
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That's because your heart
is growing.
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Punch it again.
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Ow!
What's next?
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That's it.
You're ready.
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[ Blozark growling ]
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Thank God we had
a real champ
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to train you,
and just in time, too.
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Blozark is near.
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I'll fight
with my heart.
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Ready for Operation Large
and In Charge.
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Step one --
remove my heart.
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[ Whining ]
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Great job milking
Bison Guy.
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I'd say you almost
have the job.
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[Unenthusiastically]
Awesome.
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[ Ding! ]
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[ Saw buzzing ]
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[ Screaming ]
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[ French humming ]
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Jen, I need you
to hold onto my heart.
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It's in here.
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[ Slurps ]
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I'm pretty busy here.
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I'm going to
need this back
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the moment the fight is over,
or I'll die.
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Make sure Chubbie Webbers
doesn't eat it.
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He sure looks hungry.
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Chubbie, down!
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[ Horn sounding ]
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Uh-oh,
that's the Blozark alarm.
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Ooh.
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[ Helicopter blades whirring ]
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Hey, French,
I want you to have this.
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You represent America,
so it's only appropriate.
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It fits.
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Give it up to The Finger
for nailing my head size.
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9!
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Looks like
Blozark's heading
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straight for
Hot Street's headquarters.
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It's go time, baby.
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Operation Large and In Charge --
That's you.
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I'm Large and
in Charge.
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[ Device powering up ]
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Oh, oh, oh.
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Oh!
Oh!
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Oh!
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It's not working!
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It's not!
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Growling ]
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Hey, Blozark?
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Yeah!
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How about
a building sandwich?
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[ Grunting ]
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Oh, man, whatever he's doing
out there, that ain't heart.
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My God,
you're right.
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Pull the egg sacs out of
this smelly spider womb.
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Come on.
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Jen, focus.
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You almost have the job.
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[ Splorts ]
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[ Chubbie humming ]
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[ Chomping ]
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Mmm!
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Mmm!
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[ Growling ]
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00:09:02,475 --> 00:09:04,505
Horatio: It seems like French's
chess piece isn't working.
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What if I crawled inside and
switched it to manual mode?
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That way, I can control him
like a giant mech.
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Horatio, you're
an American hero,
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but you have
bigger fish to fry.
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The big fight is next week,
and I've got money on you.
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[ Growling ]
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French,
what are you doing?
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Use your heart.
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I can't.
My heart's in a cooler.
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Then, use your head.
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Something!
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My head.
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If I overload it --
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[ Device whirring ]
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Growling ]
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Aah!
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[ Thud! ]
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His heart was inside
his head.
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Oh, he did it!
Better get his heart ready.
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Chubbie,
how could you?
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00:09:57,631 --> 00:09:58,831
[ Belches ]
264
00:09:58,866 --> 00:09:59,996
[ Moans ]
265
00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:01,643
I need a heart, fast!
266
00:10:01,669 --> 00:10:04,809
I know what you're thinking, but
you're too good for that, right?
267
00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:07,268
You don't have
the guts.
268
00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:09,107
Great idea. Thanks.
269
00:10:09,777 --> 00:10:10,937
[ Bison Guy screaming ]
270
00:10:10,978 --> 00:10:13,848
[ Splortch ]
271
00:10:13,881 --> 00:10:17,351
Congratulations, you have the
guts to work at Cube Sphere.
272
00:10:17,384 --> 00:10:18,824
You're hired.
273
00:10:18,852 --> 00:10:23,862
Unfortunately, Bison Guy was a
$5 million guy, so you're fired.
274
00:10:23,891 --> 00:10:28,661
Our very own Agent Donald French
is the savior of the city.
275
00:10:28,696 --> 00:10:31,796
Everybody thought
you were a joke, including me,
276
00:10:31,832 --> 00:10:33,372
but look at you now.
277
00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:36,100
I have to tell you --
ever since I got my heart back,
278
00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:41,136
I have the lust of a bison, and
my boners are glow-in-the-dark.
279
00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:43,544
Now for today's
Friday Funnies.
280
00:10:43,576 --> 00:10:46,576
[ Humming ]
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