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Big plans
for the weekend, Soo?
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I'm going to binge-watch
the new AMC show, "Cuckoo Town."
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One of the 12 main characters
is a secret cuckoo.
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I think it's the priest.
I think it's the kid.
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We'll find out
tonight at 8 p.m.
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The hell you will.
You're both up for two weeks
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in Watch Hole,
remember?
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Replacing Agent Magafferty.
Do your duty.
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Two weeks sitting around
doing nothing,
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no TV, Internet,
showers?
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No way.
Not this year, not Branski.
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If not us, whom?
13
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But what is
Watch Hole?
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One of the best-kept
government secrets.
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Even I don't know.
No one knows.
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Just don't get too curious
snooping around,
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pushing buttons.
Right.
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I promise.
I won't investigate
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the super interesting mystery
of Watch Hole.
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Chubbie, it's high time
you learned some responsibility.
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You're on
Watch Hole duty, too.
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Unh-unh!
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Yeah, either that,
or we choppa the balls.
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You'll need
our badges to get in.
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They're outfitted to explode
when you squeeze them,
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so remember,
don't do that.
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No.
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No!
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Good luck, Jen -- I mean,
Agent Sanders, Agent Webbers.
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Agent Magafferty,
how'd it go?
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Great. You can hear yourself
aging down there,
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feel your organs
wasting away.
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You're up next.
Enjoy.
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That's settled.
Now, let's get off the grid
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so no one at Hot Streets
gets wise.
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♪♪
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Man:
Please, scan badge and state
name for voice recognition.
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Failure will result
in instant death.
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[ Whimpering ]
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Welcome back,
Agent Branski and Agent French.
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Phew!
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♪♪
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Now, to get to the bottom
of this Watch Hole.
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J.A.S.O.N.,
bypass security systems.
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J.A.S.O.N.:
Bypassing security.
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Up yours, security.
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[ Whimpering ]
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Stop worrying,
Chubbie!
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Sit in the corner
and dream about me
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00:02:07,795 --> 00:02:09,525
petting you
or something.
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[ Whimpers ]
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Woman:
Great, another babysitter.
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[ Whimpers ]
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"Project Watch Hole
prevents outer space
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from turning into
every space."
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What does that mean?
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[ Whimpering ]
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Woman: Wait a minute.
You can actually hear me.
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Will you
remove the sheet?
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[ Whimpers ]
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Please?
It's been so long.
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I'm Rufia 1-12.
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No one has ever been able to
hear me, but you're different.
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I've never seen an agent
with two badges.
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You must be
a superagent!
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Pretty fascinating
what happens
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when you squeeze
the badges, right?
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"The containment of Rufia 1-12
is of the utmost importance
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for the security
of all civilization."
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Wow. What have we gotten
ourselves into, Chubbie?
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Chubbie?!
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You could...
use those to free me.
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[ Whimpering ]
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[ Sighs ] I understand.
I know you can't.
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It's a shame.
If I were free,
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I could see the rings of Saturn
one more time!
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But I'll probably
just be stuck in here
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for another 2,000 years.
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Man: Containment breach.
Containment breach.
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Containment breach.
Containment breach.
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[ Smooch ]
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Thanks, Superagent.
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Bye.
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Uncle Mark is
gonna kill me!
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Let me out!
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Please scan badge
to exit.
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Oh, no! Ugh.
I gave my badge to --
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Man:
He calls himself Superagent,
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and he's the one responsible
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for turning outer space
to every space.
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00:04:03,143 --> 00:04:04,713
That's right.
Just yesterday,
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00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:07,245
an atmosphere exploded
throughout the universe,
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00:04:07,281 --> 00:04:10,921
making it possible for anyone to
become interstellar travelers.
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00:04:10,951 --> 00:04:12,991
Some folks took a redeye
to the Red Planet,
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00:04:13,020 --> 00:04:15,090
while others schmoozed
with sentient life forms,
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00:04:15,122 --> 00:04:17,792
and this tiny boy
is on the ride of his life.
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00:04:17,825 --> 00:04:19,155
Look at him go!
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No doubt about it --
every space is everything
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everyone's every-wanted,
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00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:25,666
and we all have
Superagent to thank.
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We caught up with Superagent at
a press conference earlier today
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where the mayor presented the
key to the city to Superagent.
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Oh, Rufia 1-12...
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[ Whimpering ]
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[ Chuckles ]
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Here's your target,
a dashing rogue operative
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known only as "Superagent."
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He's responsible
for the Watch Hole breach.
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Consider him dead.
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These fools are actually
celebrating every space.
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If they only knew
what's coming.
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Anyone word
from French or Branski?
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00:05:02,836 --> 00:05:05,366
We can only presume
that Superagent seduced
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00:05:05,406 --> 00:05:06,766
and killed them.
115
00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:10,877
Brr! Ugh. The Bahamas
of the North sucks.
116
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Nothing to do, stuck
in this damn snow cabana.
117
00:05:13,547 --> 00:05:16,847
I wonder how Jen
and Chubbie Webbers are doing.
118
00:05:16,884 --> 00:05:19,454
Who cares about them?
I'm losing my mind bored.
119
00:05:19,487 --> 00:05:23,387
I know. Let's play
sing the numbers. I'll go first.
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♪ One, two, two
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♪ Three, three, three
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♪ Four, four,
four, four ♪
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[ Alarm blaring ]
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Shut up! Damn alarm!
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[ Alarm stops ]
[ Sighs ]
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Blue buttons
always save the day.
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[ Alarm blaring ]
Man: Self-destruct sequence
initiated.
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Blue button!
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00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:48,720
Self-destruction
in three seconds.
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00:05:48,749 --> 00:05:50,049
Two seconds.
131
00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:51,323
Ha!
132
00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:53,221
Self-destruction postponed...
Blue button!
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...for 3 more seconds.
Blue button!
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Doom!
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♪♪
136
00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:03,004
Whoo! Drinks on the house!
[ Laughs ]
137
00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:04,400
Hey, you have to
pay for these.
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00:06:04,432 --> 00:06:07,302
Don't fuck with
Superagent, motherfucker!
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Oh, Rufia?
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[ Shrieking ]
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Oh.
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Will you sign my
forehead, Superagent?
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Good evening.
This is Brent Bryce.
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Turns out every space
was too good to be true.
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The Ambassadors of Doom
are landing on Earth
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on the backs of some
fairly scary dragon.
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The Ambassadors
of Doom?
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Due to the new physics
of every space,
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these evil-doers
traveled easily
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from their home planet
to enslave ours.
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Every space has
doomed our world.
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Somebody get this shit
off my forehead!
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Yep, it seems Superagent
was actually the cause
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of our worst nightmares,
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but, if you ask me,
I still kind of like the guy.
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[ Gunshot ]
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Hi, Superagent.
That was for you.
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My chip-dipping hand.
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[ People screaming ]
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[ Whimpering ]
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[ Quacking ]
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Death is inevitable,
Superagent!
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[ Laughs ]
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You can escape me,
but you can't escape cancer!
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Fun fact -- Activating the
badge swords gives you cancer.
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[ People shouting ]
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We go live now to the Mayor
and the Ambassadors of Doom.
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Hey, uh, I --
I'm the mayor,
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and I know
what you're thinking,
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but the
Ambassadors of Doom
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have fresh, new ideas
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about, uh,
how we should all die.
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[ Moans ]
In other news,
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Brent Bryce
is not ready to die.
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Superagent, can you hear me?
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We need you now
more than ever.
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The mayor is right. You're all
going to die tomorrow.
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And not even your so-called
Superagent can help you now.
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[ Quacking ]
What is
that infernal quacking?!
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[ Moaning ]
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Brent Bryce?
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Yes, Superagent?
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Help me, Brent Bryce!
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Anything for Superagent.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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It's no use.
Our armies are on the way.
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As long as outer space
is every space, you are doomed!
189
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[ Dragon roars ]
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I never left the desk before
until you.
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You're a special guy,
my top story.
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Now, you must find
that evil Rufia 1-12
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and turn every space
back to outer space.
194
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No, not evil!
195
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Superagent,
she broke your heart,
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treated you like a disposable
pretaped fluff segment.
197
00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:02,283
No, no, no!
198
00:09:02,309 --> 00:09:04,009
Okay, have it your way.
199
00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:05,954
But finding her
is going to be tricky.
200
00:09:05,979 --> 00:09:08,849
She could be anywhere
in all of every space.
201
00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:10,122
Hmm.
202
00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:11,620
Rufia 1-12: If I were free,
203
00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:15,092
I could see the rings of Saturn
one more time.
204
00:09:15,122 --> 00:09:17,422
[ Quacking ]
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00:09:17,457 --> 00:09:18,927
[ Sighs ]
It's even more beautiful
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00:09:18,959 --> 00:09:20,929
than I ever remembered.
207
00:09:20,961 --> 00:09:23,531
I shouldn't have
left you like that.
208
00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:26,703
I'm sorry I didn't tell you
I was a ball of energy.
209
00:09:26,734 --> 00:09:30,404
I didn't mean to hide
who I really was.
210
00:09:33,106 --> 00:09:34,736
You're a dog?
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00:09:34,775 --> 00:09:37,205
So, that's how
you could hear me!
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00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:38,814
[ Dragon roars ]
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00:09:38,846 --> 00:09:43,446
You and your girlfriend
are doomed, Superagent!
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This just in -- me!
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00:09:48,956 --> 00:09:52,456
My freedom is causing
the destruction of the universe.
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00:09:52,492 --> 00:09:55,962
I have to go back,
Superagent.
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[ Alarm blaring ]
[ Groans ]
218
00:09:57,631 --> 00:09:59,631
Man: Self-destruction
in 3 seconds.
219
00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:02,497
2 seconds. 1 second.
220
00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:10,082
Whew!
221
00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:11,480
It's like nothing
happened, right?
222
00:10:11,511 --> 00:10:13,581
Oh, who am I kidding?
I'm fucked.
223
00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,523
Hey-oh!
224
00:10:15,548 --> 00:10:18,448
Jen, is there anything
you need to tell me?
225
00:10:18,485 --> 00:10:19,685
I opened up
the security system,
226
00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:21,190
Chubbie flew out
into outer space,
227
00:10:21,221 --> 00:10:22,321
turned outer space
into every space,
228
00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:23,755
I pushed a blue button.
229
00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:25,131
Yeah. That sounds like
boring old Watch Hole.
230
00:10:25,158 --> 00:10:27,328
You know what we all need?
Cheap sushi.
231
00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:29,530
Who wants cheap sushi?
My treat.
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00:10:29,562 --> 00:10:33,172
Cheap sushi
on Branski!
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00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:34,100
Ah-ha!
Got you, Supera--
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00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:35,774
French and Branski?
235
00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:37,173
You're not...dead?
236
00:10:37,204 --> 00:10:40,614
Dead? I wish -- after two
straight weeks in Watch Hole.
237
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,540
Wait. Wait. So,
Watch Hole wasn't breached.
238
00:10:43,576 --> 00:10:45,946
Was this all just...
a dream?
239
00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:48,679
Must've been --
exactly like "The Wizard of Oz."
240
00:10:48,716 --> 00:10:51,476
Come on. Let's get you boys
out of here.
241
00:10:51,518 --> 00:10:52,618
Hmm.
242
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:55,722
♪♪
243
00:10:55,756 --> 00:10:57,656
Rufia 1-12:
Good-bye, Chubbie Webbers.
244
00:10:57,691 --> 00:10:59,131
I love you.
245
00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:00,959
What's Chubbie
babbling on about?
246
00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,904
Probably
nothing important.
247
00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:04,130
He's just a dog.
248
00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:13,774
♪♪
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