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"Hot Streets"...
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J.A.S.O.N.,
scan substance.
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J.A.S.O.N.: Scanning.
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Eiphola powder,
native to Snake Island,
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toxic and hallucinogenic,
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street name --
"murder powder."
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Murder powder?
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[ Snorts ]
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Oh!
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Chubbie Webbers!
Poot toom en speckulo
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puer naetus
est teegris in perickulo.
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[ Groans ]
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♪♪
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[ All screaming ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Assistant Director Soo Park
wants to see us.
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I hope it's a meeting about
me getting an office.
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I already had a meeting about
you getting an office.
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You didn't get one.
Darn!
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Listen.
How about we share my office?
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You can sit on my lap.
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You mean it?
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Ooh!
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Still,
it's not the same.
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Gentlemen,
I'm sure by now you've noticed
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the huge rift in the sky
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with the terrifying face of
a Snake God peering through.
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Yes.
No.
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We believe the cult,
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the 1st Church
of the Serpentine Temple
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are opening the rift
using murder powder.
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Branski, I sent you a package
to your home
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with a sample of the powder.
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I never received
such a package.
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We need you
to infiltrate their base.
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How come you didn't
send me the powder?
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I have a master's
in chemistry.
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I could examine the --
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This artifact
will aid your mission.
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It controls snakes,
all snakes.
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Oh, I'll take that.
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After all, I did minor
in serpentology and --
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You're not ready for this level
of responsibility, French.
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Branski has the seniority
and the temperament for this.
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Hey, French, check it out.
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He's giving me
snake kissies.
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I want snake kissies.
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You don't have the temperament
to kiss snakes.
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I agree.
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Go to Snake Island
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and close that rift
at all costs,
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or the Snake God
will come and kill us all.
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♪♪
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Oh!
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Murder powder?
Oh.
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He wants
more murder powder.
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Who's my little
drug addict?
Me.
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Oh, sorry.
We're all out.
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[ Groaning ]
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I need that murder powder.
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According to J.A.S.O.N.,
we're almost there.
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[ Clears throat ]
You know,
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I've been thinking about
what Soo Park said
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regarding responsibility.
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That you're not ready for it?
I couldn't agree more.
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Come on.
Let me hold the medallion.
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[ Alarm sounds ]
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Something's
disrupting my signal.
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[ Thunder crashes ]
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The engines are out.
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We're gonna crash!
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[ Alarm sounds ]
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It's okay. I have a plan.
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[ All coughing ]
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My plan worked.
Yes, it sure did.
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♪♪
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Welcome to Snake Island.
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Well, look what we got here.
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Man:
Halt, harbingers of evil.
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♪♪
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It's French time.
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[ Guns click ]
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♪♪
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[ All scream ]
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I minored
in serpentology.
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[ Guns cock ]
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Green: Lower your arms.
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These are friends.
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I'm Reverend Green.
I'm sorry about all this.
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My followers
are wary of newcomers.
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You are obviously a very
important person.
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Yes, I am. I'm --
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Not you.
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You, the Chosen One.
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It is said that
he who controls snakes
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will expedite the arrival
of the Great Snake God.
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That is you.
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Me, French!
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They chose me.
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With your magnificent powers,
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God will join us
weeks ahead of schedule.
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What happens
when god arrives?
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The Great Snake God's presence
will usher in
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1,000 years
of peace and happiness.
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Yesterday, I shed my arms
to become more snake-like
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to honor his homecoming.
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Your nubs
look infected.
They are.
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We will have a feast
in French's honor!
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I'm not one
to waste good meat,
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so we shall dine
on my arms.
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Come.
The banquet area is...
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...this way.
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You hear that, Branski?
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A feast in my honor!
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That's respect I can eat.
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Jen, here's the plan.
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I'm gonna eat
that guy's arm.
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Then, we kill their god.
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You stay here
and fix that helicopter.
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♪♪
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Chubbie, I'm gonna
investigate that temple.
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You fix the helicopter.
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Mur...Murder powder?
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Murder powder is for doggies
who fix helicopters.
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[ Muttering ]
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[ Beeps ]
J.A.S.O.N.,
analyze these glyphs.
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Activating sequence.
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[ Gasps ]
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Green:
Let me say a prayer.
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Oh, Snake Lord,
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we are nothing
but sinful field mice
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digesting
in your long, green belly.
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May our guts pass through
peacefully.
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[ Hisses ] Amen.
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Amen to that!
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Mmm. Mmm.
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They say the fingers
are the oyster of the arm.
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Agent Branski?
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I've tasted better arms.
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♪♪
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Hey, Branski,
check out my hair!
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Well, look at that.
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And look, Branski,
snake kissies.
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[ Smooching ]
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Ooh.
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That I don't like.
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So when is this Great Snake God
gonna show up?
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With the aid of the Chosen One,
tonight!
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In fact,
if you'll excuse me,
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I need to prepare
for his arrival.
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Please stay here
and make yourselves
comfortable.
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Snake peace
is within our grasp!
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All right, now is our time
to kill their god.
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What?
But you heard the Reverend!
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The Snake God is peaceful.
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The only true God
is Jesus Christ.
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Give me that medallion
so I can go to the temple
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and push that big snake
back into its space vagina.
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Wait a minute.
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You always get to do
the good stuff.
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You get the powder,
the medallion, the office,
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and now you want to be
the hero, too?
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Why can't I do it?
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French, stick to the plan.
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Give me the medallion
and I'll go up --
Hm,
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I'm sorry,
but I have my own plan.
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If I can control snakes,
then I can control god!
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And with his powers,
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I'll be able to solve all
the Hot Streets cases.
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Then Assistant Director
Soo Park
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will be forced
to give me respect
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and the office I deserve!
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♪♪
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Baranski:
French is evil now.
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Huh. Look at all
the murder powder!
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Chubbie would love this.
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[ Beeping ]
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The Snake Cult
uses murder powder
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to communicate
with their god.
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It created
the interdimensional rift.
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[ Gasps ]
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We can use this stuff
to close the rift!
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Man:
I can't wait to rid myself
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of this disgusting,
horrible body.
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Yes, we will all soon
shed our bodies,
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including your particularly
terrible one,
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when God comes
and destroys our reality!
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It will be wonderful.
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[ Wind howling ]
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Got to stop French,
but how?
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[ Snakes hissing ]
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Hey, snakes,
want to be friends?
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No?
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[ Grunts ]
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That's the thing about snakes.
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They don't have bones.
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I've got to warn
Uncle Mark!
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[ Beeping ]
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[ Gasps ]
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All the murder powder?
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[ Speaking indistinctly ]
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That dog
ate my murder powder!
[ Guns cock ]
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[ All screaming ]
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Yeah, burn them!
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Chubbie, you're the key
to closing that rift.
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Let's go.
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[ Wind howling ]
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French, this isn't you.
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Give me the medallion!
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I'm sorry, Branski.
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Snake Frenchies.
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♪♪
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It's like fighting spaghetti --
no bones.
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[ Wind howling ]
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French, look at this.
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It's the end
of our existence!
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What have you done?
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I --
I-I just wanted an office.
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There are
no more offices!
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What have I done?
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[ Cries ]
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♪♪
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Oh, he is real.
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♪♪
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Snake God, forgive me.
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I was covetous, undeserving.
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Illuminate me.
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You are my god.
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[ Crack! ]
Snake God: [ Groans ]
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This is
the only God I know.
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-No!
-Oh!
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-Oh, God!
-Aah!
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[ Wind howling ]
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♪♪
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[ Squeaks ]
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Oh, thank you!
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[ Speaks indistinctly ]
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Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Oh! Ho! Ho! Oh!
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I've been at this for 21 years,
but this --
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it stirs and struggles
in my mind,
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a lot of
complicated emotions.
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Well, you did kill
a Snake God.
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My god.
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It's just that
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I didn't think
snakes had bones,
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but they do.
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You broke God's neck.
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Snakes have bones.
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What a world.
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♪♪
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[ Shouting indistinctly ]
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