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[ Growling ]
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[ Screams ]
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Where are those guys?
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They should have been here
by now!
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[ Screaming ]
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[ Growls ]
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Just spit-balling here, but what
if you didn't take my thr--
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[ Chuckles ]
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[ Incoherent singing ]
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Huh?
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Now!
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Don't shoot French.
Don't shoot French.
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Don't shoot French.
[ Gunshot ]
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You're under arrest,
spine monster.
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You're doing hard time
for this.
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Nice work, everybody.
Churros on French.
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Yeah, churros on me.
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Unh-unh!
Unh-unh!
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Oh, no,
I left my wallet at home!
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[ Yelling ]
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Can I pay you later?
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I'm good for the money,
I swear to God.
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Lick my dong.
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He wants me
to lick his dong?
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Lick my dong.
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I don't have the money, I guess
I don't really have a choice.
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Lick my dong.
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♪♪
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[ Both screaming ]
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♪♪
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Apparently,
it's mummy season.
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Mummies all over
the damn place.
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Speaking of mummies, today is
the three-month anniversary
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of your dead mommy.
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Weird, huh?
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Yeah, weird.
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You know, Mom loved apples.
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It's sad to think she'll never
see me graduate college
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and make a difference.
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[ Gasps ] That apple
was not for you.
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You ruined my apple!
Don't eat my apple!
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Geez, sorry.
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Can we just talk like
real people for a moment?
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So, uh, I gotta go
get those mummies.
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My apple.
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Well, Chubbie Webbers,
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you're always here
when I need you.
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Oh, I almost forgot.
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Chubbie, I need you
to help fight mummies.
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[ Whistles ]
Here, boy.
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[ Door closes ]
[ Sighs ]
J.A.S.O.N., call Matt.
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J.A.S.O.N.:
Calling guy you think
is your boyfriend.
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Hey!
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Oh, Jen.
I was just about to call you.
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Can I come over?
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I kind of need someone
to talk to.
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Swing on by, I'm free.
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Uh, excuse me?
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You got a minute
for love?
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Hey,
almost at your place.
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Oh, sorry, forgot,
I just landed in Barcelona.
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But you just said --
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Yeah, I-I got a free trip
to Barcelona.
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Who am I to pass up a free trip
to Barcelona?
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Maybe we can just talk
on the phone, then?
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My mom passed away recently,
and --
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Sorry, I can't hear you
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over all the bullfighting
and flamenco dancing.
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[ Phone beeps ]
[ Gasps ] Fuck.
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[ Grunts ]
[ Gasps ]
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Hey, get off!
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[ Bones crunching ]
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I'm Donovan Kim.
Are you okay?
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You just killed that guy.
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I had no choice.
He had this.
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Yeah, I saw that.
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Thanks.
My name's Jen.
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I'm Donovan Kim.
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"Got a minute for love"?
Yes, I do.
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♪♪
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My first mummy case!
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Lucky I'm here, French,
to show you the ropes.
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I did my homework, Branski.
[ Beeping ]
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My mummy detector is saying
we should drive northwest.
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Mummy detector? Psh.
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Dogs are God's
mummy detectors,
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ain't that right, Chubbie?
Uh, no.
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Ha!
My detector found one first.
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In your face, God!
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[ Tires squeal ]
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Ugh!
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That's not a mummy,
that's a burn victim.
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Ow!
You punched me right in my burn!
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Wa-a-a-ah!
Help me learn about mummies.
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[ Mummies groaning ]
Mummies!
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[ Mumbling ]
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Mummy 101 --
track down the king mummy.
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Let's see
where they lead us.
[ Guns cocks ]
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"Got a minute for love" is a
charity based out of Africa.
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We listen to
starving people's problems.
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And then you feed them?
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Sometimes just having someone
listen is all they really need.
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That's all I need.
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The only family I have left
is my uncle,
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but he's like
a brick wall.
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Sometimes I feel like
I don't have anybody
I can really talk to.
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Well, you have me.
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Donovan Kim.
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[ Mummies groaning ]
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Strange.
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Why are mummies
hanging out at the docks?
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It's actually not strange
at all.
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Mummies love water.
They're excellent swimmers.
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Tell me more
about mummies.
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Let me see, they can
disguise themselves
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as regular people, also.
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They get drunk
when they drink orange juice.
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Wacky!
[ Whining ]
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[ Mummies groaning ]
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[ Gunshots ]
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Another interesting mummy fact?
Their mummy wrap is bulletproof.
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[ Groans ]
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Between school, Hot Streets,
this guy I'm kind of seeing,
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it's a lot to juggle.
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I'm in a reggae band,
so I can relate.
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I'll never
be like my mom.
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She was a single mother
and a Congresswoman.
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She did it all.
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Jen, you are it all.
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Thanks for
walking me home.
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It's funny, I feel like
I've known you my whole life.
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Uh, before anything happens,
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I want you to know I'm looking
for a serious commitment.
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I hope that
doesn't scare you.
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It takes a lot to scare me
these days.
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Aah!
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[ Groans ]
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[ Water splashing ]
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It looks like
they're swimming...
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straight to Egypt!
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Damn,
you let 'em get away.
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Mummy 102 --
never let a mummy escape.
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It's my fault.
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♪♪
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Look,
it's the tunnel of love!
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If we fly through it,
we'll be together forever.
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Chubbie: [ Moaning ]
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What are you doing?
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Ugh!
What is this?
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[ Panting ]
Okay, calm down.
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I can go to the doctor.
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Wait!
[ Clang! ]
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Huh?
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I didn't feel anything.
[ Gasps ]
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That's because
it's indestructible.
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Donovan?!
What are you doing here?
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I know it looks like
you're growing a belly penis,
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but it's even better
than that.
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My kiss gifted you
the silver cord,
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an umbilical cord
to the heavens.
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You see, I'm not just
a beautiful Korean man.
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I'm also a beautiful
Egyptian mummy.
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Fucking hell.
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My father is Anubis,
the king of all mummies.
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He sent me to America
to find someone
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who could be
my mummy princess.
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[ Moaning ]
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There's a boat for Cairo
leaving in one hour.
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Come with me.
No way.
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[ Moaning ]
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[ Slurping ]
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♪♪
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[ Gags ]
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You're a mummy now.
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You belong inside the pyramids
with your own kind.
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Please, be my princess.
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[ Knock on door ]
Branski: Hey, Jen,
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I want to talk to you
about apples.
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Just a minute!
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Are you pregnant?
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Yes.
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Tight.
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Anyway, about apples.
Uncle Mark,
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what would you do
if I told you I was a mummy?
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Jen, if you told me
you were a mummy,
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I would do everything
within my power to murder you.
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[ Mummy detector beeping ]
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[ Beeping intensifies ]
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Mummy?
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Mummy.
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There's a lot going on
in my life.
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I need to talk to somebody
about this stuff.
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There's stuff I want to
talk about, too, like apples.
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What is it
with apples?!
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Why can't I ever have
a real conversation with you?!
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We can talk about apples
later.
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Man: All aboard!
Last ship to Cairo!
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Well, Chubbie, looks like
we're moving to Egypt.
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Freeze! You're under arrest
for being a mummy.
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You're gonna do hard time
for this.
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Please, let me go.
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In Egypt,
there's a place for me.
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Mummy 102 --
never let a mummy escape.
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[ Footsteps depart ]
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[ Singsong voice ]
Jen, I know you're here!
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And a mummy!
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[ Gunshots ]
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Ugh! Ooh!
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Don't make me hurt you,
French.
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Life in jail
won't be so bad.
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I'll sneak in orange juice
for you.
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[ Snaps fingers ]
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[ Whoosh! ]
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[ Gun clicks ]
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♪♪
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[ Gunshots ]
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[ Foghorn blows ]
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I wish I was a mummy.
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We are gathered here today
in Egypt
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for the joining of my son,
Donovan Kim, and Jen Sanders.
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They shall lead
as prince and princess of Cairo.
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I can't believe
I'm doing this.
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Their cords shall be connected
irreversibly,
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and they will forever
taste each other's food,
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as well as
each other's poop.
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If anyone objects, please
sound the gong of opposition.
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[ Gong sounds, all gasp ]
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I object, big time.
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Uncle Mark?
Not the gong of opposition.
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Jen, I realize
I'm the real reason you left.
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I pushed you away by not
being there when you
needed me the most.
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Do something!
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Stop!
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[ Choking ]
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[ Grunting ]
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Way to save me, Jen...
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My son.
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...and lead me
to the king mummy.
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Seize them!
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[ Gunshot ]
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Seize ya later.
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Huh?
What?
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From now on,
we're talking more.
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We should really
get to know each other.
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You're right, Jen.
There should be no secrets
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between us,
which brings me to apples.
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What's the deal
with apples?
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Sometimes,
I get real lonely.
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I haven't been with a woman
in 15 years.
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I use apples
to deal with this.
Oh, no.
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First I remove the core,
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put it in the microwave
for eight seconds,
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then I spread the innards
with apple butter.
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Do you fuck apples?
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The thing about apples
is --
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I ate an apple
you masturbated with?!
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Hold on, it's not
what it looks like.
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00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:34,195
Easy with
the harsh language.
259
00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:35,404
Okay.
260
00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:37,705
I just wanted to say,
261
00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:41,008
I like to have sex with apples,
and you ate one of those apples.
262
00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:42,241
Ugh!
I know!
263
00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:44,235
It's really gross
that you ate that.
264
00:10:44,277 --> 00:10:46,107
[ Crowd chanting "Chubbie!" ]
It feels good
letting that out.
265
00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:48,116
We're really talking
about things.
266
00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:49,918
This is nice.
267
00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:51,850
[ Coughing ]
268
00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:55,415
Chubbie! Chubbie! Chubbie!
Me! Me! Me!
269
00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:57,315
Chubbie! Chubbie!
Me! Me!
270
00:10:57,357 --> 00:11:01,127
♪♪
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