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Dawno, dawno temu w odleg艂ej galaktyce...
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- Czy mo偶esz ich zestrzeli膰?
- Niemo偶liwe.{can you shake them negative}
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- Skocz w nad艣wietln膮.
- Straci艂em zasilanie, szefie.{make the jump to light speed i taking down low system sir}
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- Twoja lokalizacja.
- Kilka parsek贸w od planety Kessel, wysy艂am wsp贸艂rz臋dne.{your location a couple of parsecs moon castle i'm sending the coordinates now}
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HAND SOLO
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Wyst臋puj膮:
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Valentina Nappi jako: Raina
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Isiah Maxwell jako: Brando
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Athena Palomino jako: Nomi
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Robby Echo jako: Hand Solo
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Carly Rae jako: Jaxxx
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Clarke Kent jako: Screwbacca / Male Officer
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Anna Belle jako: Female Officer
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Jerruussh jako: Strom Trooper
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Beth Bennett jako: Alien Girl
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Hej Solo,
prosi艂am Ci臋 o fili偶ank臋 herbaty p贸艂 godziny temu.{hey solo they asked for a cup of tea half an hour ago}
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Zgadza si臋, racja.
Jeste艣 jak膮艣 ksi臋偶niczk膮 czy co艣?{i see right are you a princess or something}
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W por贸wnaniu do Ciebie,
mog艂abym ni膮 by膰.{compared to you i'm as well be}
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7 kredyt贸w.
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Trzymaj.
Nie my艣l, 偶e b臋d臋 tkwi艂 tu przez ca艂e 偶ycie i czy艣ci艂 stoliki, ksi臋偶niczko.{here don't think that i'm gonna be stuck here all my life cleaning tables princess}
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- Racja, pewnego dnia b臋dziesz kim艣.
- Masz cholern膮 racj臋, jestem facetem, kt贸ry sprawia, 偶e co艣 si臋 dzieje.{right you're gonna be someone one day you damn right i'm a guy that makes things happen}
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Nie zapomnij o mojej herbacie, Solo.{don't forget my tea solo}
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Szefie, wszyscy nasi najlepsi przemytnicy odpowiedzieli,
wi臋kszo艣膰 jednak odrzuci艂o to zlecenie.{sir all of our top smugglers have responded several have turned down the job}
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Wyobra偶am sobie,
偶e ich l臋k przed Imperium o艣lepia ich w ich os膮dzie.{i imagine their fear of the Empire is blind in their judgment}
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- Musz臋 si臋 z szefem zgodzi膰.
- Podw贸j nagrod臋.{i agree sir double the reward}
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Szefie, z ca艂ym szacunkiem,
nawet nie wiemy jakie "Spiece's" s膮 do odzyskania.{sir rewards with respect were not even sure what spices left to recover}
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Nie w tym rzecz, chc臋 偶eby ca艂a Galaktyka wiedzia艂a,
偶e nie zadziera si臋 z Black Sun.{that's not the point i want the galaxy to know that no one messes with Black Sun}
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Nawet Imperium.
Znajd藕 kogo艣, kto mo偶e to zrobi膰, a uczyni臋 z niego pieprzon膮 legend臋.{not even the Empire find someone who can do it and now to make them a fucking legend}
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- Pracujesz do p贸藕na?
- Co艣 mi wyskoczy艂o.{are you working late something came up}
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Wielka robota, jeden ze statk贸w przemytniczych Black Sun zosta艂 zestrzelony na obrze偶ach planety Kessel i potrzebuj膮 kogo艣, kto odzyska艂by ich 艂up.{big job the black sun smuggling ships broke down just outside of kessel and they need someone to go pick up the loot}
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- Poprosili ciebie?
- Prosili wiele os贸b.{they ask you they asked a lot of people}
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Ten, kto odzyska "Spice's, dostanie kup臋 kredyt贸w.
Wi臋c zdob臋d臋 statek i stan臋 si臋 legend膮.{whoever gets that spice back here gets a shit ton of credits so i'm gonna get me a ship and make myself a legend}
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- Lec臋 z Tob膮.
- Co takiego?{i'm come with you what}
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- B臋dziesz potrzebowa艂 wsparcia.
- Pos艂uchaj panienko, pracuj臋 sam.{you'll need to help listen lady i work alone}
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- Solo, 艂apiesz?
- Tak ma by膰, czuj臋 to.{solo you get it he's meant to be i can feel you}
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Prosz臋 nie zaczynaj o tych bzdurach z Moc膮.
Nikt nie chce tego s艂ucha膰.{please don't start with that forest crap no one wants to hear that}
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Czas wychodzi膰.{i'm go}
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- Hej stary, zamykamy.
- Nie jestem zainteresowany.{hey men we're closing up not interested buddy}
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Zastanawia艂em si臋 tylko,
czy mog臋 kupi膰 Death Sticks?{i was just wondering if i could buy some death sticks}
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Och, cze艣膰!
Co tam porabia艂e艣, jak si臋 miewasz?{oh hi what you been up to how you been}
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- Och, no wiesz pracowa艂em, troch臋 tu i tam.
- Chod藕 no tu.{oh you know just working a little bit about come here come here}
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Wi臋c, teraz zajmujesz si臋 czyszczeniem stolik贸w?{so you're busing tables now}
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- Tylko tymczasowo.
- Jak zawsze.{just temporary it always is}
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- Wi臋c, czego teraz potrzebujesz?
- Potrzebuj臋 statku.{so what do you want now i need a ship}
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Pewnie, nie ma problemu.
Jak dla ciebie 2.000 kredyt贸w.{sure no problem for you two thousand credits today}
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Jestem sp艂ukany, ale pos艂uchaj, jak wkr贸c臋,
wykonam robot臋, zap艂ac臋 podw贸jnie.{i'm a low but look as soon as this job is done i made twice that}
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Nie, nie, nie ma mowy.
Znam ci臋 lepiej ni偶 ktokolwiek.{no no ha nobody i know better than that}
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- Co jest Nomi?
- Chcia艂am odzyska膰 moc na generatorze
ale potrzebuj臋 zupe艂nie nowego kompresora.{what's that naoim I meant to get power back on the generator needs a whole new compressor}
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- Nie, mo偶esz tego omin膮膰?
- Nie mo偶na tego omin膮膰.{well can't you bypass it you don't just buy bypass compressor}
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- Zapytaj nowego i zobacz.
- Nie mog臋 go znie艣膰, wszystko co robi臋, powoduje spadek mocy.{get the new guy to look at it i can meant to stand them all the desk grow low me}
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Chocia偶 spr贸buj.{just give it a try}
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- Wiesz, jestem pewien, 偶e widzia艂em taki kompresor gdzie艣 na ty艂ach.
- Okej, Solo, zainteresowa艂e艣 mnie.{you know i'm pretty sure i spotted a compressor somewhere in the back okay solo got me interested}
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- Chcia艂by艣 si臋 za艂o偶y膰?
- Statek za kompresor?{wish you wager ship for the compressor}
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Kompresor to prawie nic w por贸wnaniu ze statkiem.
Co to za karta przetargowa?{compressor it's not working nearly as much as a ship what does he got the bargain with}
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- Witaj, co my tu mamy?
- Je艣li wygram, dostaniemy statek, je艣li ty wygrasz dostaniesz mnie.{hello what do we have here if it wins we get the ship if you win you get me}
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Uwielbiam cycuszki.{i do love the titties}
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Kod startowy.{the startup codes}
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Wi臋c, w co zagramy?
Sabacc, Corrllion Spie?{so what will it be Sabacc Carrion Spike}
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- Dla mnie brzmi dobrze...
- A co powiesz na gr臋 losow膮?{sound good to me how about tougher game of chance}
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- Zwariowa艂a艣, tam nie licz膮 si臋 umiej臋tno艣ci, nie b臋dzie drugiej szansy, tylko szcz臋艣cie.
- Albo przeznaczenie.{what are you crazy there's no skill two chances pure luck or destiny}
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- Wi臋c, co powiesz, kiepski zak艂ad, p贸艂 na p贸艂?
- Wchodz臋 w to.{so what do you say a poor bet fifty-fifty i'm all in}
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To chyba b臋dzie bole膰 w dobrym tego s艂owa znaczeniu.{it sounds like it will hurt in a good way}
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Czerwony, wygrywasz ty.
Niebieski, ja wygrywam.{red you win blue i do}
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- Cholera Raina! W Sabacc'a mog艂em go za艂atwi膰!
- Chyba nigdy si臋 o tym nie dowiemy.{damn it Rayna what's ibaka i could have taken this guy i guess we'll never know}
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- Naprawd臋 b臋d臋 chcia艂 u偶y膰 tego kompresora Hand.
- Dobra.{i could really use that compressor hand nobody right}
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Lepiej zr贸b mi drinka
i wr贸膰 z jego nagrod膮.{let me have a drink while you come back collect your winnings}
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- Bez urazy, ale zawsze zdobywam dziewczyny.
- Nie b膮d藕 taki pewny.{no hurt feel is but i always get the girl don't get cocky}
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To by艂o wspania艂e.{i just too good}
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- Skarbie, mo偶esz mnie odwiedza膰 w ka偶dej chwili.
- Wiem.{baby you can see me anytime i know}
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C贸偶, wszystko tam spieprzy艂a艣.
Teraz nie ma mowy, 偶ebym m贸g艂...{well you totally screwed me over there now there's no way i can}
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- Kod startowy!
- Nie powini艣my si臋 spieszy膰? Na co czekamy gdzie jest statek?{the startup codes we're not hurry right what are you waiting for where's the ship}
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Jest na zewn膮trz.{it's right outside}
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Dobra.
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- Kto jest w kokpicie? Znasz mnie?
- W艂a艣nie naprawili艣my usterk臋 i wszystko jest ju偶 w porz膮dku.{who's in the popkin that's you know me uh just sorting out a malfunction but everything's perfectly fine now}
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- Tutaj wszystko w porz膮dku, jak si臋 masz?
- Solo, czy to ty? Ty dwulicowy oszu艣cie!{we're all fine down here how are you solo is that you you double crossing swindler}
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- Po prostu zabierz nas st膮d.
- Nudna konwersacja w ka偶dym b膮d藕 razie.{just get us out of here boring conversation anyway}
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