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GOSSIP GIRL: Good afternoon,
followers! Gossip Girl here,
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your one and only, etcetera,
amen. Oscar Wilde once said,
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"Give a man a mask, and he
will tell you the truth,"
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which is why I love Halloween.
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Because what was once
created to honor the dead
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tends to leave bodies in its wake.
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For when you don your disguise,
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- the false sense of security it provides...
- Yo! Watch it!
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...always leads to loose lips
that'll sink both friends
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and relationships before
dawn's early light.
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- STUDENT 1: Come on, bring it!
- STUDENT 2: Fucking asshole.
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GOSSIP GIRL: But I don't
wanna spoil the fun.
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After all, the biggest scares
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are the ones you never see coming.
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(ALL SCREAM)
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- (MOANS)
- GOSSIP GIRL: See you on the other side,
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dead or alive.
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(MOANS)
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(SIGHS HEAVILY)
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(SWALLOWS) Okay.
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That might have been
the best one all week.
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- We can't do it at school again.
- (MAX WOLFE CHUCKLING)
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- That's what you say every time.
- Yeah, well, if we got caught...
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(SIGHS) Your generation always
feel so guilty after they come.
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- Hmm.
- So sweet.
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(CHUCKLES) I'll see you tonight?
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Inside my apartment for a change?
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Ah, you didn't like the
fire escape or the roof
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- or the stoop, huh?
- Hmm.
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("SOLAR POWER" BY LORDE PLAYING)
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MONET DE HAAN: Hey, girl.
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Hi.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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They always find each
other, like magnets.
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Consider me on the other side. Repelled.
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- Come on.
- So, where are we headed? Dover Street Market
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- or Thai Diner?
- Did you forget our plans or...
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I actually have to go visit my grandma.
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- You can come if you want.
- MONET: I was talking,
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right? Those weren't
just voices in my head.
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Oh, no because the voice in your head
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is probably screaming right now.
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Why are you guys sitting at this table?
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I mean, they're... they're
all the same tables.
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- The same table?
- The same table? Okay, now.
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That, like everything but your outfit,
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was carefully chosen.
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The way the light hits,
the proximity to the trash.
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The fact that people
have to uncomfortably
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turn their head to
the left to take us on.
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Hey, where... where's the brooch
that we said we'd shoot you wearing?
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Oh, do you mean the Burmese ruby?
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Do you know they're
called genocide gems?
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Hmm. Who told you that?
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If Z had done her research,
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she would know that Cartier
doesn't use Burmese rubies.
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So there goes that sponsored post.
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We could just hang
around the Shibui pool.
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You two have been spending
an awful lot of time together.
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Yeah. Well, Julien is on a mission
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to show everybody that
we really are friends
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and what she said at my
birthday party wasn't just
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some publicity stunt
to boost her followers.
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Which worked, by the way.
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So, what are we doing for Halloween?
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I was thinking you, me, and
Obie could do something together?
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Someone will definitely take a
photo, and there's no better way
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to prove that things are great
between us than a group hang.
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Hashtag Disney+.
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I kind of already agreed to go with Obie
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to this party one of the witches
from Hocus Pocus throws.
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Oh, um... Hulaween. How could I forget?
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I'll just hang out with you girls.
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If you mean to Hulaween,
then yes, of course.
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This year's theme is New York Legends.
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If you're not there, you're
basically admitting you're not one.
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Plus, this is the first
Halloween post-COVID.
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So you're still defined
by that humiliating loss
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to Pippa Sykes and Bianca
Breer from the year before.
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Who?
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Two bland girls from another school
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that want what JC has,
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except they're always too busy
fucking each other's boyfriends
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- and pushing each other into fountains...
- (BOTH LAUGH)
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...to get after it and
honestly, it's so basic.
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- They might as well be bots.
- (LAUGHS)
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- But we still have to beat them.
- A couples contest?
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Isn't that kinda middle school?
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Like, what, do you get
a trophy or something?
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A trophy? No, try your
photo on the landing pages
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of the holy trifecta: Vogue,
Harper's, and WWD.
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Add Miss GG to that mix.
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ZOYA LOTT: Obie never said
anything about a couples costume.
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Well, no need to worry,
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'cause, uh, Aki and I are gonna win.
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We have picked the
perfect New York legends,
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- Greta and Noah, yes.
- JULIEN CALLOWAY: Ooh.
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- LUNA LA: Ew.
- And unlike them at the Oscars,
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we will not be going home empty-handed.
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So you and Aki...
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We are figuring things
out, slowly but surely,
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and, uh, with no interference,
and that's what counts.
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Yeah. You need to think
of something great, JC,
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because you can't lose again.
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Well, how am I supposed to do
a couples costume by myself?
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Couples are a dead binary.
Be Rihanna or Oprah.
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They don't even need last names,
let alone a partner to do anything.
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AUDREY HOPE: Why is
everyone on their phones?
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- MONET: Hey.
- You guys see what happened?
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Some kid brought a gun to school.
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- Holy shit.
- You're back on Insta?
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MONET: Oh, my God! Of course,
it's Pippa and Bianca's school.
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Now they're gonna get the sympathy vote.
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PIPPA SYKES: Can you believe it?
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My entire life flashed before my eyes.
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- Like, all 16 years.
- Right in front of us.
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I didn't wake up today
thinking I would be a hero,
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but when I screamed and everyone ran...
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PIPPA: Love each other. Life is precious.
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Join us on Clubhouse
where we talk trauma.
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- (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
- Invite only.
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You need to take those
barely sentient succubi down
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before they wind up on This American Life,
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because you can't compete with that.
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So, what are you gonna do?
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You guys, a kid brought a gun to school.
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Doesn't that make a costume contest
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- seem a little frivolous?
- Or a good way to process.
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- MONET: Hmm.
- Maybe this is the year we forgo all of that?
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Hey, we don't have to
go if you don't want to.
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I mean, I wanna go, it's
just the dressing up part.
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Do they know why he
brought a gun to school?
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Gossip Girl, of course.
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- Nice to see you all.
- (AUDREY SIGHS)
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MAX WOLFE: Some more than others.
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If I didn't know any better,
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I'd think you've been avoiding me.
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Seems you know pretty well, huh?
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We're gonna be late for practice.
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Remember? My dad and I are
gonna go see my grandma.
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Hmm. Dumbo Hall later? Most of us.
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Ah. (CHUCKLES)
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What did I ever do to you
that you didn't ask for?
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- Give us some space?
- MAX: Ah.
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So that's how it's
gonna be. Okay. So, wait,
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you fucked up fucking
me and I get the shaft?
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We apologized to each other,
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but you don't think
you did anything wrong.
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See, that's your thing, Max.
You never do anything wrong.
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You're all id all the
time, and, honestly,
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- my ego is just exhausted by it.
- Aw.
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Okay. Well, look, don't
worry, you can rest easy now.
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(SIGHS) Messy Max still in effect.
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Seems to be back to normal to me.
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- Hmm.
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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- Do you think...
- Hmm.
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I don't think, because I don't care.
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TV ANCHOR: And while what happened
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may have been a tragedy avoided,
authorities remain on alert
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as we move in to Halloween weekend.
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Dr. Nan Barchek is with
us, a child psychologist
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here to talk about how
parents can be more mindful
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of the role sites like Gossip Girl
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and Discord play in their kids' life.
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- Dr. Barchek, thanks for coming.
- This is our fault.
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My sources say that
that student's family
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are big game hunters.
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Like, they showed up
strapped to Christmas Mass.
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We're not responsible for what every
disturbed kid in Manhattan does.
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We are when that kid was targeted
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in Gossip Girl-tagged photos.
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We inadvertently created
a platform for his bullies
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to publicly humiliate him
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and a forum for them to
go off in the comments.
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We can't control who tags us
and what they write on our posts.
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And it's because of Gossip Girl
that they were able to identify
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what happened and who
was behind it. In a way,
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we're kind of heroes.
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Okay, fine. Antiheroes, like Batman.
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Just because it ended well this time
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doesn't mean it will the next.
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I mean, don't you worry if we've
been too hasty on all of this?
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- Too rash?
- Define "all this," 'cause we've done, um,
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many rash things: taking
photos of undressed teenagers
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from outside their window,
getting our friend fired?
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It started out as a small,
in-school social experiment.
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But it's become a citywide enterprise
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that needs someone to
constantly babysit it.
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I don't feel right about it anymore.
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Wow, submits a story to
The Paris Review once.
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This has nothing to do with whether
or not my story gets published.
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This is about real lives at stake.
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We should take a break from posting.
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Seriously? Remember when
you couldn't take a day off?
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Now you wanna walk away?
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JORDAN GLASSBERG: If this
is about finding extra time,
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Wendy and I can pick up more slack.
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I think we proved ourselves last time.
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It's not that.
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What we're doing has consequences.
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(INHALES SHARPLY) It's
best we take a break,
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see if things cool off, and who knows?
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Maybe it existing for that brief while
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- made a difference.
- This isn't just your decision.
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Sometimes even Batman has to just be...
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Bruce whoever.
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Regardless of what Kate Jung Un thinks,
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we have a say in this.
And we can do what we want.
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- Wayne. Bruce Wayne.
- (WHISTLE BLOWING)
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- (PANTS)
- (EXHALES) You def beat your time.
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I lucked out, man,
everybody was slower today.
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- Everyone's on edge.
- Yeah.
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I wish Julien hadn't told Zoya
about the couples costumes.
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Why?
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Everything's good between
them. You can relax.
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Maybe, uh, have a good time with
your girlfriend for a change?
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Okay, but see, you say
that word, and I'm like,
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"Okay, is she my girlfriend?
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Or are we just two people that
meet up for dinner occasionally?"
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Dude, don't worry.
It's only been a month.
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- Things move slower where she's from.
- Yeah.
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You and Julien lost your
virginities to each other so quick,
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no one even knew it had happened.
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Yeah, but I'm not even
talking about sex, dude.
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It's like when we first met...
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Thank you. When we first
met, she was so full of ideas
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and... and thoughts
and we'd talk for hours,
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and now, it's like...
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It's like I just monologue at her
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and then wait for her to interrupt me.
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AKI MENZIES: Uh, maybe you're
afraid of it now that it's real?
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All the obstacles that
were in your way are gone.
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And you finally have free time
to get to know each other now.
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- Which can be scary.
- (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
237
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Unless this is about Julien...
238
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No one would blame you if you still...
239
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No, I like Zoya.
240
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It's just some growing
pains, that's all.
241
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
242
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I'm sorry. (CHUCKLING) No
matter how many buses I'm on,
243
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I can never really
manage to find my balance.
244
00:09:52,216 --> 00:09:53,839
Uh, no, you're good. It's my fault.
245
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I was on my phone. (CHUCKLES)
246
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Yeah. What's a Gossip Girl?
247
00:10:00,675 --> 00:10:03,131
Hey, stranger! Just
creeping on my phone?
248
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I'm sorry. I... I don't really
have any phone etiquette.
249
00:10:05,091 --> 00:10:08,048
And it's, uh, it's mainly
because I only have one of these
250
00:10:08,050 --> 00:10:10,339
in case of emergency.
251
00:10:10,341 --> 00:10:12,048
So, you really don't read Gossip Girl?
252
00:10:12,051 --> 00:10:13,805
SIMON RIVERA: No. And,
uh, no offense or anything.
253
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It just doesn't really
seem like my thing.
254
00:10:15,970 --> 00:10:17,470
Well, you must not be from here.
255
00:10:17,473 --> 00:10:19,890
No, I am. I actually, uh,
go to school near here.
256
00:10:21,091 --> 00:10:23,571
Oh, I hope it's not the school
I've been hearing about all day.
257
00:10:24,633 --> 00:10:26,178
Oh, man, are you okay?
258
00:10:26,181 --> 00:10:28,381
It was just pretty intense, you know.
259
00:10:28,383 --> 00:10:31,029
Uh, I just feel pretty
bad that I didn't, like,
260
00:10:31,032 --> 00:10:33,381
- see it coming.
- How could you?
261
00:10:33,384 --> 00:10:36,071
Well, I'm on a
scholarship, like Jared is.
262
00:10:36,074 --> 00:10:39,130
And, uh, you know,
at a school like ours,
263
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that can either give
you a superiority complex
264
00:10:42,508 --> 00:10:44,173
or add to you feeling different.
265
00:10:44,175 --> 00:10:46,428
And, you know, mix that
in with evil rich kids
266
00:10:46,431 --> 00:10:48,881
that are exploiting that
anxiety and pushing those buttons
267
00:10:48,883 --> 00:10:50,881
and using us to make
themselves feel better
268
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about their privilege?
269
00:10:52,478 --> 00:10:55,381
Yeah, I'm not that
surprised that it escalated.
270
00:10:55,383 --> 00:10:58,131
And if that Gossip Girl
is what it sounds like,
271
00:10:58,133 --> 00:11:00,756
you know, I imagine that
probably made it worse.
272
00:11:00,758 --> 00:11:03,881
Yeah. And I would be the
first person to agree with you.
273
00:11:03,883 --> 00:11:06,131
So, why look at it?
274
00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:09,506
I guess because everybody does.
275
00:11:09,508 --> 00:11:12,173
Well, you know what? Uh, now
you know someone who doesn't.
276
00:11:12,175 --> 00:11:14,892
Or you're getting to know someone,
at least. Uh, Simon Rivera.
277
00:11:14,895 --> 00:11:17,214
Uh, Zoya Lott. It...
It's nice meeting you.
278
00:11:17,216 --> 00:11:18,923
I would keep talking,
but this is my stop.
279
00:11:18,925 --> 00:11:20,845
Well, maybe I'll see you
on here again some time.
280
00:11:24,091 --> 00:11:27,300
(DOOR OPENING AND CLOSING)
281
00:11:28,508 --> 00:11:30,506
- Hey!
- AUDREY: Hey! I'm just here to change.
282
00:11:30,508 --> 00:11:31,673
I'll be going out.
283
00:11:31,675 --> 00:11:33,303
Well, you gotta eat somewhere, right?
284
00:11:33,306 --> 00:11:35,589
I'm making miso salmon and sushi rice.
285
00:11:35,591 --> 00:11:36,798
It's your favorite.
286
00:11:39,783 --> 00:11:41,365
Why are you staring at me?
287
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:44,214
I don't remember the last
time you cooked anything.
288
00:11:44,216 --> 00:11:49,006
I cooked last Christmas
Eve, or the one before that.
289
00:11:49,008 --> 00:11:52,376
- Um, I'm not that hungry, but...
- Oh.
290
00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:55,423
...I guess I should be happy
that you got out of bed...
291
00:11:55,425 --> 00:11:57,821
even though you didn't bother to shower.
292
00:11:57,824 --> 00:11:59,464
Um, I'll have leftovers tomorrow.
293
00:11:59,466 --> 00:12:01,631
- Um, actually, honey, I...
- What?
294
00:12:01,633 --> 00:12:03,839
I... I need to talk
to you about something.
295
00:12:03,841 --> 00:12:05,022
Um, I have some news.
296
00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:07,089
Has the company been bailed out?
297
00:12:07,091 --> 00:12:12,173
Um... We are going to have to move home.
298
00:12:12,175 --> 00:12:15,173
- We are home.
- No, to Cornwall.
299
00:12:15,175 --> 00:12:17,548
That is not my home. That's your home.
300
00:12:17,550 --> 00:12:19,798
And after way too many years
being stuck in that place,
301
00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:21,923
I am never going back there.
302
00:12:21,925 --> 00:12:24,611
Plus, Cornwall is two
hours away. I can't comm...
303
00:12:26,925 --> 00:12:30,464
Oh. You wanna pull me out of school too.
304
00:12:30,466 --> 00:12:32,839
- Yes, Audrey.
- (BREATHING SHAKILY) And of course,
305
00:12:32,841 --> 00:12:35,048
you didn't actually make me dinner.
306
00:12:35,050 --> 00:12:36,147
Of course not.
307
00:12:36,150 --> 00:12:38,673
It's never an honest gesture with you.
308
00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:40,339
Just another selfish act.
309
00:12:40,341 --> 00:12:42,226
You know what? I thought I
would do something nice for you,
310
00:12:42,228 --> 00:12:44,330
but you're right, there's no point.
311
00:12:44,333 --> 00:12:47,429
- I have a migraine.
- (SCOFFS) Wait! Just... Just wait, okay?
312
00:12:47,432 --> 00:12:48,784
Why don't you just sell the other house?
313
00:12:48,786 --> 00:12:50,163
Because it wouldn't even cover
314
00:12:50,166 --> 00:12:51,798
the cost of the maintenance here.
315
00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:53,548
This is not up for discussion, okay?
316
00:12:53,550 --> 00:12:55,506
I don't have a job, we have debt.
317
00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:57,714
- We don't have a choice.
- It's not "we" anything.
318
00:12:57,716 --> 00:13:00,131
I had nothing to do with this, okay?
319
00:13:00,133 --> 00:13:02,006
I am not going anywhere.
320
00:13:02,008 --> 00:13:03,506
You can figure something out.
321
00:13:03,508 --> 00:13:06,756
If you have to design
headbands at an airport kiosk,
322
00:13:06,759 --> 00:13:07,932
so be it.
323
00:13:09,050 --> 00:13:10,675
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
324
00:13:14,841 --> 00:13:16,048
It was absolutely ridiculous.
325
00:13:16,050 --> 00:13:17,548
And then she just left me standing there
326
00:13:17,550 --> 00:13:20,673
like I'm supposed to be happy
to play Little Edie to her Big
327
00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:23,048
in some sad suburban
shanty. It's... (SIGHS)
328
00:13:23,050 --> 00:13:24,147
AKI: Shanty?
329
00:13:24,150 --> 00:13:28,964
- It's on five acres.
- That is not the point.
330
00:13:28,966 --> 00:13:30,714
I just feel like things
are finally getting back
331
00:13:30,716 --> 00:13:33,131
to normal around here.
I'm not going anywhere.
332
00:13:33,133 --> 00:13:35,298
Plus, the only reason that
Connecticut even exists
333
00:13:35,300 --> 00:13:38,923
is to create landmass
between Boston and New York.
334
00:13:38,925 --> 00:13:40,881
- Yeah.
- Yeah, hmm.
335
00:13:40,883 --> 00:13:44,173
("THE KISS OF VENUS" BY PAUL
MCCARTNEY AND DOMINIC FIKE PLAYING)
336
00:13:44,175 --> 00:13:45,964
(PHONE CHIMING)
337
00:13:45,966 --> 00:13:48,714
- Did you just text me angry cat emojis?
- Yes.
338
00:13:48,716 --> 00:13:52,006
Can you please focus on
possibly losing me forever
339
00:13:52,008 --> 00:13:54,048
instead of already
looking for someone better?
340
00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:55,625
And you have a right
to be upset with Kiki,
341
00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:58,839
but I think it's unfair to
label her financial issues
342
00:13:58,841 --> 00:14:01,756
- as a minor setback.
- Wow.
343
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:04,256
Aki taking both sides again.
344
00:14:04,258 --> 00:14:06,627
What a refreshing change of pace.
345
00:14:08,758 --> 00:14:11,256
Hey! He isn't here, Akeno.
346
00:14:11,258 --> 00:14:14,089
Another DM in distress
to your account, JC.
347
00:14:14,091 --> 00:14:16,089
Gaten Matarazzo says,
"I know what it's like
348
00:14:16,091 --> 00:14:18,589
to have to pretend to get
along with your co-stars.
349
00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:21,452
I understand why you're doing
the same with your sis. Hearts."
350
00:14:21,455 --> 00:14:24,686
I don't even know him. Ugh.
I just don't understand.
351
00:14:24,689 --> 00:14:27,423
When I told my fans that that
apricot scrub ruined their skin,
352
00:14:27,425 --> 00:14:29,006
sales plummeted 30 percent.
353
00:14:29,008 --> 00:14:30,298
How is it I can't even convince them
354
00:14:30,300 --> 00:14:31,839
I'm friends with my own sister?
355
00:14:31,841 --> 00:14:33,586
MONET: Hate to say this,
but you lost credibility
356
00:14:33,588 --> 00:14:35,881
the second you took your
finger off your apps.
357
00:14:35,883 --> 00:14:37,679
If you want people to listen to you,
358
00:14:37,682 --> 00:14:40,298
you need to remind them of
the JC that they listened to,
359
00:14:40,300 --> 00:14:42,048
which means no more no-phone zone.
360
00:14:42,050 --> 00:14:44,464
No more filter-free once-a-week post.
361
00:14:44,466 --> 00:14:47,010
Full-on, full-time, Julien. That's how.
362
00:14:47,758 --> 00:14:49,510
Let us do our jobs again?
363
00:14:50,633 --> 00:14:53,133
- JULIEN: Stay Zoya-friendly.
- I like a challenge.
364
00:14:54,550 --> 00:14:56,464
Yay! You're here.
365
00:14:56,466 --> 00:14:58,631
MONET: Great. Just in time for shots.
366
00:14:58,633 --> 00:15:01,814
Nothing says sisterhood
like an All Hallows pre-game.
367
00:15:02,591 --> 00:15:04,798
- LUNA: I'll get the mezcal.
- MONET: Mm-hmm.
368
00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:06,392
Get the whole bottle.
369
00:15:09,508 --> 00:15:11,798
Hey so, um... (CLEARS THROAT)
370
00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:14,464
...you remember that article
I mentioned on deforestation
371
00:15:14,466 --> 00:15:16,619
and how it, like, affects public health?
372
00:15:16,622 --> 00:15:18,964
Well, the professor's actually
giving a speech this weekend
373
00:15:18,966 --> 00:15:21,173
at Columbia, and I thought
that maybe we could go.
374
00:15:21,175 --> 00:15:23,312
It's cool. It's, like... It's
about, you know, the footprint
375
00:15:23,314 --> 00:15:27,006
from wildlife preserves and
just got me thinking that, um...
376
00:15:27,008 --> 00:15:29,381
You know what? This can wait. (CHUCKLES)
377
00:15:29,383 --> 00:15:31,496
(INHALES SHARPLY) How was your day?
378
00:15:31,499 --> 00:15:33,288
The strangest thing
happened. I was on a bus,
379
00:15:33,291 --> 00:15:34,964
and I started having this convers...
380
00:15:34,966 --> 00:15:36,173
- Mm-hmm.
- Can we not?
381
00:15:36,175 --> 00:15:38,464
I mean, in front of Julien?
382
00:15:38,466 --> 00:15:41,291
- Yeah, yeah, of course, yeah.
- (ZOYA CLEARING THROAT)
383
00:15:41,294 --> 00:15:42,846
I have to pee.
384
00:15:43,924 --> 00:15:45,381
Hey! So, you know
385
00:15:45,383 --> 00:15:48,548
when you manipulated your
dad to give up his entire life
386
00:15:48,550 --> 00:15:50,548
to move to New York for
you, how did you do it?
387
00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:53,048
A lot of it had to do with how much
better my education would be here.
388
00:15:53,050 --> 00:15:55,048
Ugh. Stop, this is not gonna help me.
389
00:15:55,050 --> 00:15:58,548
ZOYA: Also, he grew up
here. He knew the city.
390
00:15:58,550 --> 00:16:01,091
All I had to do was remind him
what he liked most about it.
391
00:16:09,050 --> 00:16:10,881
I'm gonna go get a... get some more tea.
392
00:16:10,883 --> 00:16:13,798
- Do you guys want anything?
- Um... um, yes, please, actually.
393
00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:14,800
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
394
00:16:16,716 --> 00:16:18,297
(SIGHS)
395
00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:19,966
(PHONE RINGING)
396
00:16:21,925 --> 00:16:24,839
- Hello?
- Mr. Wolfe, it's Aki Menzies.
397
00:16:24,841 --> 00:16:26,381
I'm trying to reach Max,
398
00:16:26,383 --> 00:16:27,839
but he's not answering his phone.
399
00:16:27,841 --> 00:16:29,214
GIDEON WOLFE: Aki, hello.
400
00:16:29,216 --> 00:16:30,881
He hasn't been home much all week.
401
00:16:30,883 --> 00:16:32,318
Has he not been with you?
402
00:16:32,321 --> 00:16:34,298
I had assumed he was avoiding here
403
00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:38,763
because of his father weeping
in the guest room most nights.
404
00:16:38,766 --> 00:16:42,714
(INHALES SHARPLY) But he
finally moved out today.
405
00:16:42,716 --> 00:16:45,086
And so the only one weeping here is me.
406
00:16:46,508 --> 00:16:48,089
Sorry to hear that, sir.
407
00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:49,839
GIDEON: Polite as always.
408
00:16:49,841 --> 00:16:52,673
If you see my son, let
him know the coast is clear
409
00:16:52,675 --> 00:16:54,256
for his return.
410
00:16:54,258 --> 00:16:55,727
AKI: Of course, Mr. Wolfe.
411
00:16:58,617 --> 00:17:00,423
- Hey.
- Oh, Zoya, hey!
412
00:17:00,425 --> 00:17:01,802
ZOYA: I'm shocked to see you here.
413
00:17:01,805 --> 00:17:03,756
I didn't think this would
be your kind of place.
414
00:17:03,758 --> 00:17:05,339
It's not. No. Uh...
415
00:17:05,341 --> 00:17:07,214
I actually just had dinner
with my investment banker cousin
416
00:17:07,216 --> 00:17:10,089
who, quote, "Only
dines at members-only."
417
00:17:10,091 --> 00:17:12,114
I see that and I raise
you an influencer sister
418
00:17:12,117 --> 00:17:13,798
who drags me here every day.
419
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,048
- Oh. Really?
- Yeah.
420
00:17:15,050 --> 00:17:17,821
We're, uh, sitting over
there if you want to join.
421
00:17:17,824 --> 00:17:20,214
Uh, no offense or anything,
I just kind of want to leave
422
00:17:20,216 --> 00:17:21,589
as soon as possible.
423
00:17:21,591 --> 00:17:23,506
I get it. I'm only here
to be on display for her
424
00:17:23,508 --> 00:17:25,060
"Halloween is for family" campaign.
425
00:17:25,063 --> 00:17:26,298
(CHUCKLES) Okay.
426
00:17:26,300 --> 00:17:28,756
Uh... (CHUCKLES) Well, would
it be presumptuous of me
427
00:17:28,758 --> 00:17:31,289
to maybe give you my phone number?
428
00:17:31,292 --> 00:17:34,552
I just feel that it's, you know,
important for like-minded souls to...
429
00:17:34,555 --> 00:17:38,964
- you know, stick together.
- Uh, I'm... I'm actually, um...
430
00:17:38,966 --> 00:17:41,548
No, wa... wait, I don't... I don't
mean it like that or anything.
431
00:17:41,550 --> 00:17:45,218
It's just, uh... a kid brought
a gun to my school today.
432
00:17:45,221 --> 00:17:46,751
And it's just that, you know,
it's got me thinking that,
433
00:17:46,753 --> 00:17:48,599
you know, life, it's... it's too short.
434
00:17:48,602 --> 00:17:50,029
I mean, not to hang out with people
435
00:17:50,032 --> 00:17:52,240
that you really connect with.
436
00:17:53,258 --> 00:17:54,631
Yeah.
437
00:17:54,633 --> 00:17:58,131
Right. Yeah. Of course.
Why not? All right.
438
00:17:58,133 --> 00:17:59,841
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
439
00:18:07,507 --> 00:18:12,338
Okay. So, great news.
Brilliance has struck,
440
00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:14,548
and I have the perfect
plan to get my mom here.
441
00:18:14,550 --> 00:18:16,383
- That's awesome.
- AKI: That's great, babe.
442
00:18:17,414 --> 00:18:18,990
Hello? What are you guys looking at?
443
00:18:20,383 --> 00:18:22,506
Who's the hot guy?
444
00:18:22,509 --> 00:18:24,802
Guess who was at the bar
with a gaggle of hangers-on,
445
00:18:24,805 --> 00:18:27,339
- rehashing their brush with death?
- MONET: Mm.
446
00:18:27,341 --> 00:18:29,782
Bianca was apoplectic so I love that.
447
00:18:29,785 --> 00:18:31,958
JULIEN: (INHALES SHARPLY) There you are.
448
00:18:31,961 --> 00:18:34,506
We need to coordinate our
Sister Assault for this weekend.
449
00:18:34,508 --> 00:18:37,339
I wanna do fall colors
in the morning and then...
450
00:18:37,341 --> 00:18:40,048
What if we did a couples
costume ourselves?
451
00:18:40,050 --> 00:18:42,646
Us, together? Like the Kardashians?
452
00:18:42,649 --> 00:18:45,048
Oh, um, why didn't
you guys think of that?
453
00:18:45,050 --> 00:18:48,631
Um, because the Kardashians
aren't even an autocorrect anymore.
454
00:18:48,633 --> 00:18:51,714
And because your brand
is singular, not plural.
455
00:18:51,716 --> 00:18:54,032
- You do this on your own.
- Z, I thought that,
456
00:18:54,035 --> 00:18:55,798
you know, I thought
that we're pairing up?
457
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:57,256
You said you didn't want to.
458
00:18:57,259 --> 00:19:01,048
- My friend, Simon, had the idea.
- Wait, Simon? That's the guy
459
00:19:01,050 --> 00:19:03,548
- that was... that you were... you were with?
- Huh?
460
00:19:03,550 --> 00:19:04,923
Oh, yeah. We were just talking.
461
00:19:04,925 --> 00:19:06,298
I'm so in this with you.
462
00:19:06,300 --> 00:19:07,881
Let's start brainstorming sisters.
463
00:19:07,883 --> 00:19:10,381
- Uh, Jo and Amy.
- Ooh, Elsa and Anna?
464
00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:12,411
- Celie and Nettie.
- Katniss and Prim.
465
00:19:12,414 --> 00:19:14,548
Uh, Cordelia and Goneril?
466
00:19:14,550 --> 00:19:17,089
- The Lohans, two Lohans.
- ZOYA: Elena and Lila.
467
00:19:17,091 --> 00:19:18,763
- All of the Olsens.
- LUNA: This is a joke, right?
468
00:19:18,765 --> 00:19:20,638
If I have to go along
with this, you do too.
469
00:19:20,641 --> 00:19:24,006
- We'll find the right look.
- So stoked.
470
00:19:24,008 --> 00:19:26,506
- PIPPA: Ooh.
- Ugh, God.
471
00:19:26,508 --> 00:19:27,899
Wow!
472
00:19:27,902 --> 00:19:29,464
I didn't know people from Constance
473
00:19:29,466 --> 00:19:30,914
even knew about this place.
474
00:19:32,050 --> 00:19:34,032
- Did you hear what happened to me?
- Us.
475
00:19:34,035 --> 00:19:36,130
Do you mean what happened near you?
476
00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:38,122
Do you know what else
will be happening near me?
477
00:19:38,125 --> 00:19:40,423
The press crowning me winner
when I show up to Hulaween...
478
00:19:40,425 --> 00:19:41,912
- ...with the perfect costume.
- We. ...umes.
479
00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:44,298
That'll pale in comparison with ours.
480
00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:45,589
Because we have a better story.
481
00:19:45,591 --> 00:19:48,589
Blood being thicker
than Franzia, after all.
482
00:19:48,591 --> 00:19:51,631
- I'll see you from the dais...
- (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
483
00:19:51,633 --> 00:19:53,032
...whoever you are.
484
00:19:54,258 --> 00:19:55,923
JULIEN: Well, that deserves a drink.
485
00:19:55,925 --> 00:19:57,673
Hmm?
486
00:19:57,675 --> 00:19:58,800
Ladies...
487
00:20:01,425 --> 00:20:05,256
GOSSIP GIRL: Spotted. We never
could have predicted this,
488
00:20:05,259 --> 00:20:07,825
- but looks like JC and Z...
- (CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
489
00:20:07,828 --> 00:20:10,631
...really have buried the hatchet.
490
00:20:10,633 --> 00:20:14,756
Too bad Z buried it in Obie's back.
491
00:20:14,758 --> 00:20:17,089
AKI: Remember when I said not to worry?
492
00:20:17,091 --> 00:20:19,966
- I think you should worry.
- (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
493
00:20:21,925 --> 00:20:23,485
(INAUDIBLE CHATTER)
494
00:20:25,633 --> 00:20:26,961
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
495
00:20:38,091 --> 00:20:39,300
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
496
00:20:40,508 --> 00:20:41,888
Why are you WhatsApp-ing me?
497
00:20:41,891 --> 00:20:43,798
Because I wanted you
to see how angry I am.
498
00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:45,548
We said we would stop posting.
499
00:20:45,550 --> 00:20:47,923
Technically, you said
we would stop posting,
500
00:20:47,925 --> 00:20:50,464
but then we got a photo
of Zoya and that rando.
501
00:20:50,466 --> 00:20:54,048
And then this photo, Obie alone,
502
00:20:54,050 --> 00:20:57,548
sadder than sad Keanu.
How could we not post it?
503
00:20:57,550 --> 00:21:01,669
I was just making a meme.
Here's Lobie eating pie.
504
00:21:01,672 --> 00:21:04,006
Here's Lobie on a horse.
505
00:21:04,008 --> 00:21:05,964
Here's Lobie with Bernie Mittens. And...
506
00:21:05,967 --> 00:21:08,301
- Please just stop.
- (CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
507
00:21:11,008 --> 00:21:13,714
- Hello.
- Ms. Keller? Kate?
508
00:21:13,716 --> 00:21:15,798
Uh, sorry. Now is not a good time.
509
00:21:15,801 --> 00:21:17,075
Uh, it's Nick.
510
00:21:17,078 --> 00:21:19,673
Lott. Zoya's dad.
511
00:21:19,675 --> 00:21:22,798
Oh, hi. Uh, how did you, um...
512
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:24,459
NICK LOTT: Uh, it's on
the emergency phone tree.
513
00:21:24,461 --> 00:21:25,673
I hope you don't mind me calling.
514
00:21:25,675 --> 00:21:27,714
You know, I saw the news
this morning about that kid
515
00:21:27,716 --> 00:21:29,798
at the other school and well...
516
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:32,089
KATE KELLER: Did Zoya
say anything about it?
517
00:21:32,091 --> 00:21:35,048
Uh, people are blaming this Gossip Girl.
518
00:21:35,050 --> 00:21:38,673
I know they've talked about Zoya, too.
519
00:21:38,675 --> 00:21:41,423
Actually, I was thinking
you could ask her.
520
00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:44,964
Yeah, back in Buffalo, she
was... Just so focused on school.
521
00:21:44,966 --> 00:21:46,548
Always the extra credit kid.
522
00:21:46,550 --> 00:21:49,006
And now she's going out all the time
523
00:21:49,008 --> 00:21:50,464
with her sister, boyfriend.
524
00:21:50,467 --> 00:21:53,548
And my mom suggested that I get a tutor.
525
00:21:53,550 --> 00:21:56,673
And, you know, just to
get Zoya back on track.
526
00:21:56,675 --> 00:21:59,969
And as you're her favorite
teacher, I thought...
527
00:22:00,550 --> 00:22:04,464
I have been wanting to get
more involved at school.
528
00:22:04,466 --> 00:22:06,381
What are you doing
after school tomorrow?
529
00:22:06,383 --> 00:22:08,175
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING, CHIMING)
530
00:22:09,383 --> 00:22:10,798
(CLICKS TONGUE)
531
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:14,672
Tomorrow? Um, nothing.
532
00:22:14,675 --> 00:22:16,164
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
533
00:22:20,333 --> 00:22:21,790
(MUTTERS) For fuck's s...
534
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,589
Tried you a few times last night.
535
00:22:23,591 --> 00:22:25,094
Phone's on "do not disturb."
536
00:22:25,097 --> 00:22:26,881
You and your dad must
be pretty broken up
537
00:22:26,883 --> 00:22:28,649
about your Pops leaving the house, huh?
538
00:22:29,591 --> 00:22:31,089
We're gonna be late to class.
539
00:22:31,091 --> 00:22:33,552
- Said you never.
- What is this, huh?
540
00:22:33,555 --> 00:22:35,891
I'm doing great for
the first time in weeks
541
00:22:35,894 --> 00:22:38,423
with just my own chemistry and
you're draining my dopamine.
542
00:22:38,425 --> 00:22:40,589
Maybe there's a teacher
you can fuck to get it back.
543
00:22:40,591 --> 00:22:42,696
Oh, okay. I see. So this isn't a haze,
544
00:22:42,699 --> 00:22:44,381
it's a visit from the purity police?
545
00:22:44,383 --> 00:22:46,589
This can ruin his career, Max.
546
00:22:46,591 --> 00:22:49,131
This can follow you
around forever. For life.
547
00:22:49,134 --> 00:22:52,242
Well, uh, if you want
me to stop so bad...
548
00:22:53,258 --> 00:22:55,250
you can always make me.
549
00:22:55,253 --> 00:22:57,131
I'm just trying to be your friend here.
550
00:22:57,133 --> 00:23:01,298
No, but you're not my
friend, Ak. Are you?
551
00:23:01,300 --> 00:23:04,538
I'm just someone you can
project your fantasies onto.
552
00:23:04,541 --> 00:23:06,498
And now that your girlfriend
wants me out of the picture,
553
00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:09,256
you've realized how bored
and basic you are without me.
554
00:23:09,258 --> 00:23:10,844
And that's not my fault.
555
00:23:13,091 --> 00:23:15,633
You tell a single soul, what you know...
556
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,513
and what I do to you next will be.
557
00:23:19,516 --> 00:23:22,550
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
558
00:23:28,633 --> 00:23:30,089
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
559
00:23:30,091 --> 00:23:32,631
- Everything all right?
- Yeah, um,
560
00:23:32,633 --> 00:23:34,209
I just... I can't hang out after school.
561
00:23:34,211 --> 00:23:36,888
My dad got me into some
sort of tutoring session.
562
00:23:36,891 --> 00:23:39,787
Well, for the next half hour,
we're your tutors, got it?
563
00:23:39,790 --> 00:23:41,107
Why are we doing this?
564
00:23:41,110 --> 00:23:42,423
She should just do her thing with Obie
565
00:23:42,425 --> 00:23:44,047
and you should do yours, alone.
566
00:23:44,050 --> 00:23:45,839
LUNA: The sister thing is cute.
567
00:23:45,841 --> 00:23:47,423
It's only cute if the idea is cute.
568
00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:48,926
Hmm. Swipe.
569
00:23:50,633 --> 00:23:53,548
JULIEN: The costumes,
they can't just be cool.
570
00:23:53,550 --> 00:23:56,173
They have to tell a story.
Specifically, our story.
571
00:23:56,175 --> 00:24:00,089
Taking control of the narrative
is about owning the accusations.
572
00:24:00,091 --> 00:24:02,506
We should play into what
people are saying about us.
573
00:24:02,508 --> 00:24:04,977
So, do a legendary rivalry?
574
00:24:04,980 --> 00:24:06,126
- Exactly.
- All right.
575
00:24:06,129 --> 00:24:08,752
Wink at the rumors while
also putting them to bed.
576
00:24:08,755 --> 00:24:10,714
What if we did SJP and Kim Cattrall
577
00:24:10,716 --> 00:24:12,560
or... or Keke Palmer and that man?
578
00:24:12,563 --> 00:24:14,589
(SIGHS)
579
00:24:14,591 --> 00:24:17,506
- Bey and Solange.
- Oh, my God. Duh!
580
00:24:17,508 --> 00:24:19,381
Wait! But they're not rivals.
581
00:24:19,383 --> 00:24:21,631
- They're really close, right?
- Are they though?
582
00:24:21,633 --> 00:24:24,048
I mean, they are sisters
in the same field, right?
583
00:24:24,051 --> 00:24:25,541
And the world is
constantly trying to see
584
00:24:25,543 --> 00:24:26,897
- what's up between them, so it's perfect.
- Right.
585
00:24:26,899 --> 00:24:28,214
That's exactly our story.
586
00:24:28,216 --> 00:24:29,923
This is gonna be our defining moment.
587
00:24:29,925 --> 00:24:32,006
Okay. So obviously, you're Beyoncé.
588
00:24:32,008 --> 00:24:34,673
- Lemonade or Homecoming?
- Hmm. Too expected.
589
00:24:34,675 --> 00:24:36,881
What about one of the royal
looks from Black is King?
590
00:24:36,883 --> 00:24:38,423
JULIEN: Yes!
591
00:24:38,425 --> 00:24:41,594
You, guys, if we want
really good attention,
592
00:24:42,383 --> 00:24:44,131
we do the elevator.
593
00:24:44,133 --> 00:24:47,214
- Good idea.
- Sister sticking up for sister, that is perfect.
594
00:24:47,216 --> 00:24:49,298
(EXCLAIMS) And we know
you look great in orange.
595
00:24:49,300 --> 00:24:51,263
Yeah, because buffalo
wings or Buffalo Exchange?
596
00:24:51,266 --> 00:24:53,992
- Yeah. Got it.
- (BOTH LAUGHING)
597
00:24:53,995 --> 00:24:56,922
- Um, hey, that's my phone.
- LUNA: I found the guy you were looking for
598
00:24:56,925 --> 00:24:58,672
when you lied about texting your dad.
599
00:24:58,675 --> 00:25:00,091
Too bad he's private.
600
00:25:01,550 --> 00:25:03,423
Is that the guy from last night?
601
00:25:03,425 --> 00:25:05,048
Simon Rivera, yeah.
602
00:25:05,050 --> 00:25:06,907
Are things that bad with Obie?
603
00:25:06,910 --> 00:25:10,054
No. Uh, it's kind of nice to have
a friend of my own for a change.
604
00:25:10,057 --> 00:25:12,138
And Simon and I have a
lot of things in common.
605
00:25:12,141 --> 00:25:14,631
You and Obie have similar
interests too, right?
606
00:25:14,633 --> 00:25:16,881
It's just sometimes I
wonder if he actually
607
00:25:16,884 --> 00:25:18,108
cares about the things he talks about
608
00:25:18,110 --> 00:25:20,589
or if he just thinks
that he's supposed to.
609
00:25:20,591 --> 00:25:22,048
Like why go to a talk
610
00:25:22,050 --> 00:25:23,930
if you could just do
something, you know?
611
00:25:25,758 --> 00:25:29,008
(CLEARS THROAT) I, uh, I gotta get back.
612
00:25:29,011 --> 00:25:30,516
Okay.
613
00:25:31,750 --> 00:25:34,040
Send me your sizes, we'll do
a fitting tomorrow morning.
614
00:25:34,043 --> 00:25:36,168
- Bye.
- (JULIEN CLEARING THROAT)
615
00:25:38,550 --> 00:25:40,423
(CHUCKLES) You just missed her.
616
00:25:40,425 --> 00:25:42,635
Yeah, I see that. I came
looking for you actually.
617
00:25:42,638 --> 00:25:44,513
I need your help.
618
00:25:47,383 --> 00:25:49,256
I wanna know what's going on.
619
00:25:49,258 --> 00:25:52,298
His name is Simon Rivera,
and that's all I know.
620
00:25:52,300 --> 00:25:53,714
I'm sorry, Obie.
621
00:25:53,716 --> 00:25:56,571
Don't be. I'm not.
622
00:26:01,675 --> 00:26:04,266
Hello, yes, this is Otto
and Helena Bergmann's son.
623
00:26:05,039 --> 00:26:06,756
Yes, Obie, that's right. I was hoping
624
00:26:06,758 --> 00:26:09,339
that you could, uh, maybe do me a favor.
625
00:26:09,341 --> 00:26:12,089
- AKI: What's up, Audge?
- I was really counting on your help
626
00:26:12,091 --> 00:26:14,110
- after school.
- AKI: I know, it's just...
627
00:26:14,113 --> 00:26:16,654
You know when something's wrong,
and you know you can't fix it,
628
00:26:16,657 --> 00:26:18,232
but you have to see it through anyway?
629
00:26:18,235 --> 00:26:19,881
You mean like this conversation?
630
00:26:19,883 --> 00:26:21,958
I'm just trying to stop
Max from making a mistake
631
00:26:21,961 --> 00:26:23,923
that could affect his life forever.
632
00:26:23,925 --> 00:26:25,339
- And then I'll stop by?
- No need.
633
00:26:25,341 --> 00:26:28,631
I wanted a sous-chef, not an extra guest.
634
00:26:28,633 --> 00:26:30,839
- Wish me luck.
- Good luck.
635
00:26:30,841 --> 00:26:33,548
Wish me luck, too.
636
00:26:33,550 --> 00:26:36,029
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
637
00:26:36,032 --> 00:26:40,550
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- (MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)
638
00:26:42,663 --> 00:26:44,838
I gather this isn't a coincidence?
639
00:26:44,841 --> 00:26:46,131
More like an intervention.
640
00:26:46,133 --> 00:26:48,633
I was hoping I can convince
you to stay away from Max Wolfe.
641
00:26:50,550 --> 00:26:51,756
What are you doing here?
642
00:26:51,758 --> 00:26:54,423
He's 17, he's a student,
he's in one of your classes.
643
00:26:54,425 --> 00:26:56,548
I have no idea what
you're talking about.
644
00:26:56,550 --> 00:26:59,506
And no idea why you've
decided to talk about it here.
645
00:26:59,508 --> 00:27:02,156
What? Would you rather
me wait till he arrives?
646
00:27:04,133 --> 00:27:05,289
But you won't.
647
00:27:06,425 --> 00:27:08,881
Because you already tried this
with him and it didn't work.
648
00:27:08,883 --> 00:27:10,175
Or you wouldn't be here.
649
00:27:11,508 --> 00:27:14,774
I have an idea. A photo of you two here.
650
00:27:14,777 --> 00:27:16,765
Sent to Gossip Girl for
the whole world to see.
651
00:27:21,810 --> 00:27:23,227
Here's what's gonna happen.
652
00:27:24,550 --> 00:27:25,675
You're gonna leave.
653
00:27:27,399 --> 00:27:30,463
And I won't tell Max you were here
for the sake of your friendship.
654
00:27:30,466 --> 00:27:34,906
But if you ever try to say
or send anything to anyone...
655
00:27:35,966 --> 00:27:38,298
I'll tell everyone how
wildly inappropriate it was
656
00:27:38,300 --> 00:27:39,664
that you hit on me.
657
00:27:40,966 --> 00:27:43,506
And after I said no, stalked me.
658
00:27:43,509 --> 00:27:46,820
And I had no choice, but to
ask your friend Max for help.
659
00:27:47,883 --> 00:27:52,423
From there, it's a pretty
short jump to suspension or...
660
00:27:52,425 --> 00:27:54,173
Hey, man, don't touch me!
661
00:27:54,175 --> 00:27:55,839
- AKI: I didn't.
- Everything okay here?
662
00:27:55,841 --> 00:27:57,381
RAFA CAPARROS: This kid
just got a little too close.
663
00:27:57,383 --> 00:27:59,540
You might want to check his
ID. Pretty sure he's underage.
664
00:27:59,542 --> 00:28:00,867
Don't worry. I'm leaving.
665
00:28:03,675 --> 00:28:05,423
(SONG CONTINUES PLAYING)
666
00:28:05,425 --> 00:28:06,923
I know that everyone just saw that.
667
00:28:06,925 --> 00:28:08,977
I've got witnesses to back my story up.
668
00:28:09,987 --> 00:28:12,051
Go home, Aki.
669
00:28:12,054 --> 00:28:15,012
And leave the adults to
make our own decisions.
670
00:28:19,966 --> 00:28:22,506
(DOORBELL BUZZING)
671
00:28:22,508 --> 00:28:24,256
KIKI HOPE: Hey, Audge, can you get that?
672
00:28:24,258 --> 00:28:26,589
- It's the doorman.
- Yep.
673
00:28:26,591 --> 00:28:28,256
(MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
674
00:28:28,258 --> 00:28:30,350
DOORMAN: Ms. Hope, Ms. Lustbader
and Ms. Talbot have arrived.
675
00:28:30,352 --> 00:28:31,552
AUDREY: Ah, yes, send them up.
676
00:28:36,966 --> 00:28:38,325
What is this?
677
00:28:38,328 --> 00:28:40,075
Rachel Lustbader and Celeste Talbot
678
00:28:40,078 --> 00:28:42,631
- are on their way up now.
- Here?
679
00:28:42,633 --> 00:28:44,682
AUDREY: And Avery
Thorne and Angela Wilcox
680
00:28:44,685 --> 00:28:46,560
are on their way.
681
00:28:47,091 --> 00:28:50,964
- Uh, why?
- And you love your New York friends, right?
682
00:28:50,966 --> 00:28:53,883
You just haven't seen them
in, like... in, like, years?
683
00:28:53,886 --> 00:28:56,122
Yeah. We... we fell out of touch.
684
00:28:56,125 --> 00:28:58,768
Well, now you can fall back in.
685
00:28:59,633 --> 00:29:01,214
(DOORBELL RINGING)
686
00:29:01,216 --> 00:29:03,589
Go brush your hair and
change. I will fend them off
687
00:29:03,591 --> 00:29:05,548
with this divine relish tray.
688
00:29:05,550 --> 00:29:09,214
Go! Go! Hurry! Hurry! Look cute, okay.
689
00:29:09,216 --> 00:29:11,423
(CELL PHONE VIBRATES)
690
00:29:11,425 --> 00:29:14,589
I just have to say, it's really nice
691
00:29:14,591 --> 00:29:15,756
to be here with you.
692
00:29:15,758 --> 00:29:18,089
I've been feeling a little lost lately.
693
00:29:18,091 --> 00:29:21,423
But talking about literature
with someone who cares.
694
00:29:21,425 --> 00:29:23,890
Yeah, it's pretty easy
to get distracted, huh?
695
00:29:23,893 --> 00:29:27,586
I've been helping this
friend out with a project.
696
00:29:27,589 --> 00:29:31,131
And it's been more
time-consuming than I thought.
697
00:29:31,133 --> 00:29:36,056
Rewarding, but I'm
worried I only signed on
698
00:29:36,059 --> 00:29:38,390
to distract myself from the fact
699
00:29:38,393 --> 00:29:42,298
that I wandered off
my path a little bit.
700
00:29:42,300 --> 00:29:43,656
Well, tell me about this path.
701
00:29:43,659 --> 00:29:46,923
- Um, life lesson me up.
- (KATE CHUCKLING)
702
00:29:46,925 --> 00:29:51,048
Before Constance, I wanted to be writer.
703
00:29:51,050 --> 00:29:56,298
But my insecurities and fear
of failure got the best of me.
704
00:29:56,300 --> 00:29:58,673
And, uh, I've been wondering
what would have happened
705
00:29:58,675 --> 00:30:00,589
if I had just pushed through them
706
00:30:00,591 --> 00:30:04,414
and now I have this
opportunity to find out.
707
00:30:04,417 --> 00:30:08,298
I've, um, I've submitted a
story to The Paris Review.
708
00:30:08,300 --> 00:30:11,006
That's really exciting.
Well, when do you hear back?
709
00:30:11,008 --> 00:30:15,136
No idea. But I won't let
fear overtake me this time.
710
00:30:16,466 --> 00:30:19,881
Um, I could use a little bit
of that fearlessness myself.
711
00:30:19,883 --> 00:30:23,214
Uh, the call I ignored,
it's this kid Simon.
712
00:30:23,216 --> 00:30:25,909
He is...
713
00:30:27,042 --> 00:30:29,831
different than anybody
else that I've met
714
00:30:29,841 --> 00:30:31,548
since I moved here.
715
00:30:31,550 --> 00:30:34,518
More like me, the me I
used to be, the me I was.
716
00:30:35,591 --> 00:30:37,518
And not like Obie?
717
00:30:38,591 --> 00:30:42,131
Thing with Obie is, when
we first met, I thought...
718
00:30:42,133 --> 00:30:46,548
he might be my people.
But how could he be?
719
00:30:46,550 --> 00:30:49,881
Sure, we have similar
interests, but where we're from,
720
00:30:49,883 --> 00:30:52,596
h... the way we were raised,
how we see the world...
721
00:30:53,425 --> 00:30:55,234
There's nothing wrong with spending time
722
00:30:55,237 --> 00:30:57,257
with someone you connect with.
723
00:30:58,008 --> 00:31:00,256
Call him back.
724
00:31:00,258 --> 00:31:02,886
It doesn't have to be anything
more than a new friend.
725
00:31:02,889 --> 00:31:05,612
Who doesn't want more
friends? (CHUCKLES)
726
00:31:07,417 --> 00:31:08,886
Thank you, Kate.
727
00:31:10,229 --> 00:31:12,963
- Not so long, next time, okay?
- KIKI: Yeah.
728
00:31:12,966 --> 00:31:15,214
- I've missed you.
- Oh, I know, I missed you, too.
729
00:31:15,216 --> 00:31:17,018
Everything has just been so...
730
00:31:17,021 --> 00:31:18,578
But I... I should've called you back.
731
00:31:18,581 --> 00:31:20,631
- I'm so sorry.
- CELESTE: Don't apologize.
732
00:31:20,633 --> 00:31:22,423
What a rollercoaster you've been on.
733
00:31:22,425 --> 00:31:24,256
KIKI: Yeah. Bye.
734
00:31:24,258 --> 00:31:26,198
- Bye.
- Bye. (CHUCKLES)
735
00:31:28,503 --> 00:31:30,714
- What is wrong with you?
- (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
736
00:31:30,716 --> 00:31:32,495
KIKI: Why would you do that to me?
737
00:31:33,425 --> 00:31:35,964
What? Surround you with your friends?
738
00:31:35,966 --> 00:31:41,000
I was emotionally waterboarded
for the past three hours
739
00:31:41,003 --> 00:31:45,256
between your father's affair and...
and bankruptcy and our divorce.
740
00:31:45,258 --> 00:31:48,256
The last thing on this
Earth, Audrey, that I wanna do
741
00:31:48,258 --> 00:31:50,687
is relive that over
and over and over again.
742
00:31:50,690 --> 00:31:54,673
Can you hear how irrational
you sound right now?
743
00:31:54,675 --> 00:31:56,006
- Those are your friends.
- Yeah.
744
00:31:56,008 --> 00:31:58,964
Who you made me debase myself
in front of all night long.
745
00:31:58,967 --> 00:32:00,742
I'm so, so, so sorry
746
00:32:00,745 --> 00:32:04,131
- I tried to help you.
- No. No. Don't you do that.
747
00:32:04,133 --> 00:32:06,173
Don't you make this about
me. This is about you.
748
00:32:06,175 --> 00:32:08,089
- Because you don't wanna move.
- You know what?
749
00:32:08,091 --> 00:32:09,464
Maybe it was for me.
750
00:32:09,466 --> 00:32:12,423
Maybe somebody some time
has to do something for me.
751
00:32:12,425 --> 00:32:14,515
I'm the one who cooks,
I'm the one who cleans,
752
00:32:14,518 --> 00:32:17,370
I'm the one who makes sure
that you're awake and alive.
753
00:32:17,373 --> 00:32:18,923
No. I... I gotta to lie down.
754
00:32:18,925 --> 00:32:20,144
- I can't do this.
- AUDREY: Oh, yeah.
755
00:32:20,146 --> 00:32:21,277
That always works. Go lie down.
756
00:32:21,279 --> 00:32:23,971
You have no idea what this feels like.
757
00:32:23,974 --> 00:32:27,005
You had no idea what I
have been going through.
758
00:32:27,008 --> 00:32:30,839
I am putting this apartment on
the market and that is final.
759
00:32:30,841 --> 00:32:32,987
Did dad say that was okay?
760
00:32:37,758 --> 00:32:41,048
What does he have to
do with any of this?
761
00:32:41,050 --> 00:32:42,659
He owns half of it, right?
762
00:32:43,628 --> 00:32:46,148
Maybe I should call him, ask
him to buy out your share?
763
00:32:46,151 --> 00:32:49,315
Audrey, p... please.
764
00:32:50,216 --> 00:32:52,089
Please don't involve him in this.
765
00:32:52,091 --> 00:32:55,159
Why? He actually cares about me.
766
00:32:55,162 --> 00:32:56,673
He wouldn't pull me out of school
767
00:32:56,676 --> 00:32:59,051
just because he screwed up his own life.
768
00:32:59,956 --> 00:33:03,375
You can live wherever
you want, Katherine,
769
00:33:03,378 --> 00:33:05,464
but I am not going anywhere.
770
00:33:05,466 --> 00:33:08,673
I would rather be alone
than live with you any day.
771
00:33:08,675 --> 00:33:10,048
- Fuck you!
- (SCOFFS)
772
00:33:10,050 --> 00:33:12,432
I hate you. I hate you!
773
00:33:13,383 --> 00:33:15,425
(DOOR SLAMS SHUT)
774
00:33:16,707 --> 00:33:18,112
(GRUNTS)
775
00:33:20,550 --> 00:33:22,229
I can't thank you enough.
776
00:33:22,232 --> 00:33:23,765
Hope we didn't pull you from anything.
777
00:33:23,768 --> 00:33:26,673
An evening alone at my apartment,
while I anxiously obsess
778
00:33:26,675 --> 00:33:29,006
over things beyond my control?
779
00:33:29,008 --> 00:33:30,550
Zoya told me about The Paris Review.
780
00:33:33,300 --> 00:33:36,048
She's excited for you, we both are.
781
00:33:36,050 --> 00:33:38,445
Um, there's nothing to be excited about.
782
00:33:38,448 --> 00:33:40,756
I'm honestly just
hoping they can tell me
783
00:33:40,758 --> 00:33:44,173
if I have a shred of talent
or if I'm a crazy person
784
00:33:44,175 --> 00:33:45,464
for thinking that I do.
785
00:33:45,466 --> 00:33:47,381
Not that I'd be able to tell you,
786
00:33:47,383 --> 00:33:49,721
but I'd love to read it.
787
00:33:49,724 --> 00:33:53,129
You inspire my daughter. I
like to see what inspires you.
788
00:33:53,132 --> 00:33:55,172
- (MUSIC PLAYING)
- Uh.
789
00:33:55,175 --> 00:33:58,006
Sure. (LAUGHS) Um, why not?
790
00:33:58,008 --> 00:34:01,456
- Uh, w... what's your email?
- Uh, here. I'll just...
791
00:34:02,854 --> 00:34:05,798
I know what it's like to
obsess over something alone.
792
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:07,256
You should have seen this single dad
793
00:34:07,258 --> 00:34:09,256
the first night his daughter
went out in the city.
794
00:34:09,258 --> 00:34:10,964
(LAUGHS)
795
00:34:10,966 --> 00:34:14,464
So, if you don't feel like
obsessing alone tomorrow,
796
00:34:14,466 --> 00:34:16,631
you're more than welcome to
come here, distract yourself,
797
00:34:16,633 --> 00:34:18,090
- hand out some candy.
- (PHONE CHIMING)
798
00:34:18,092 --> 00:34:19,526
- Oh.
- (CHUCKLES)
799
00:34:21,175 --> 00:34:23,112
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
800
00:34:24,591 --> 00:34:26,631
KATE: Sorry.
801
00:34:26,633 --> 00:34:31,370
I have to go. There's, um, a...
A grading incident at school.
802
00:34:32,604 --> 00:34:33,925
Goodnight. (CHUCKLES)
803
00:34:38,565 --> 00:34:39,708
Goodnight.
804
00:34:41,300 --> 00:34:44,131
- (CELL PHONE CHIMING)
- GOSSIP GIRL: Halloween is the perfect time
805
00:34:44,133 --> 00:34:45,937
for secret rendezvous.
806
00:34:45,940 --> 00:34:49,048
But looks like Z forgot
the most important part.
807
00:34:49,050 --> 00:34:50,339
Her mask.
808
00:34:50,341 --> 00:34:53,006
And so this dynamic duo's spotted again
809
00:34:53,008 --> 00:34:55,089
hiding in plain fright.
810
00:34:55,091 --> 00:34:57,214
Something tells us
this is going to cause
811
00:34:57,216 --> 00:35:01,048
one monster of a scene
between her and Noble O.
812
00:35:01,050 --> 00:35:04,487
Hmm. Looks like Z should
be playing Jay-Z instead.
813
00:35:06,690 --> 00:35:07,923
JULIEN: He's just her friend.
814
00:35:07,925 --> 00:35:09,806
She told me she was
hanging out with him.
815
00:35:09,809 --> 00:35:11,765
Mm-hmm. Cool. So, uh,
give me your phone.
816
00:35:11,768 --> 00:35:13,506
- You're gonna like this post.
- JULIEN: What?
817
00:35:13,508 --> 00:35:15,141
Hell no. I've never
liked a Gossip Girl post.
818
00:35:15,143 --> 00:35:16,631
I'm not gonna start now.
819
00:35:16,633 --> 00:35:19,173
You said he was just her
friend, so why does it matter?
820
00:35:19,175 --> 00:35:21,631
If you want people to believe
that you and Z are close,
821
00:35:21,633 --> 00:35:23,923
then you need to show
them that you support her,
822
00:35:23,925 --> 00:35:27,048
- no matter what or where.
- (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
823
00:35:27,050 --> 00:35:31,307
If you won't stop, I'll make you.
824
00:35:39,716 --> 00:35:42,089
Wait, what happened? Where did it go?
825
00:35:42,091 --> 00:35:43,687
- Interesting.
- You're good.
826
00:35:43,690 --> 00:35:45,381
Someone probably dropped it.
827
00:35:45,383 --> 00:35:47,425
I wonder what Gossip
Girl is up to though.
828
00:35:54,175 --> 00:35:56,966
("CHAISE LONGUE" BY WET LEG PLAYING)
829
00:36:00,758 --> 00:36:02,756
- Do I look all right?
- Are we going in?
830
00:36:02,758 --> 00:36:04,242
LUNA: You can't go in without Obie.
831
00:36:04,245 --> 00:36:05,965
While it's too bad he
wouldn't go as the elevator,
832
00:36:05,967 --> 00:36:07,867
he can at least be the man between you.
833
00:36:07,870 --> 00:36:10,173
That meta commentary
will best Pippa and Bianca
834
00:36:10,175 --> 00:36:11,917
once and for all. I'll find him.
835
00:36:13,425 --> 00:36:16,548
(SIGHS) What do you
think about GG going dark?
836
00:36:16,550 --> 00:36:18,423
Do you think it had to
do with that gun thing?
837
00:36:18,425 --> 00:36:20,089
Everyone's talking about it.
838
00:36:20,091 --> 00:36:22,878
Whatever it was, I'm just
glad it happened when it did.
839
00:36:23,651 --> 00:36:25,414
Do you think Obie saw that photo?
840
00:36:25,417 --> 00:36:27,589
No. I'm sure he didn't.
841
00:36:27,591 --> 00:36:29,923
- Right, Monet?
- Hmm? Yes. Sorry.
842
00:36:29,925 --> 00:36:32,714
I was just trying to see how old
Catherine Zeta-Jones really is.
843
00:36:32,716 --> 00:36:36,211
- What's up?
- Found, uh, whatever this is.
844
00:36:36,214 --> 00:36:37,923
I'm Sinatra.
845
00:36:37,925 --> 00:36:39,070
Yeah
846
00:36:39,073 --> 00:36:40,881
- Hi.
- Hi.
847
00:36:40,883 --> 00:36:42,425
How are you?
848
00:36:43,591 --> 00:36:45,542
I'm good. Yeah.
849
00:36:45,545 --> 00:36:47,198
Should I not be?
850
00:36:48,008 --> 00:36:51,131
- What's the plan?
- Okay. So give me your coats.
851
00:36:51,133 --> 00:36:52,851
There's a photo stop
just past the lobby,
852
00:36:52,854 --> 00:36:55,006
that's where it all
happens. And you know what,
853
00:36:55,009 --> 00:36:56,894
JC, you're gonna win this one,
854
00:36:56,897 --> 00:36:59,409
because no one's costumes
are better than these.
855
00:37:00,175 --> 00:37:03,131
(MUSIC PLAYING)
856
00:37:03,133 --> 00:37:04,870
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
857
00:37:08,675 --> 00:37:10,261
Wait. Is that...
858
00:37:11,042 --> 00:37:12,917
What is happening?
859
00:37:14,883 --> 00:37:16,131
MONET: Oh, my God.
860
00:37:16,133 --> 00:37:19,167
Someone must've leaked
your costumes, but, uh, how?
861
00:37:19,170 --> 00:37:20,673
Someone must've followed me to Mood
862
00:37:20,675 --> 00:37:23,464
and saw me buy all that Orange
Sherbet at Silkshire Mills.
863
00:37:23,466 --> 00:37:24,964
(APPLAUDING)
864
00:37:29,966 --> 00:37:34,381
Oh, my God. Pippa and Bianca, stunning.
865
00:37:34,383 --> 00:37:36,173
We thought about doing something basic
866
00:37:36,175 --> 00:37:41,298
like famous sisters, but
decided a metamorphosis was best.
867
00:37:41,300 --> 00:37:42,906
What bigger New York icons were there
868
00:37:42,909 --> 00:37:45,675
- than Serena and Blair?
- She means Blair and Serena.
869
00:37:45,678 --> 00:37:48,088
Not only were we Gossip
Girl's biggest story today,
870
00:37:48,091 --> 00:37:50,953
we even killed her. RIP, bitch.
871
00:37:50,956 --> 00:37:54,298
So not only is she history,
but now we are also her history.
872
00:37:54,300 --> 00:37:56,006
Best frenemies forever. (CHUCKLES)
873
00:37:56,008 --> 00:37:59,131
Oh, my God. The Twitter
gays are already on this.
874
00:37:59,133 --> 00:38:00,923
They're gonna win the Hulaween again.
875
00:38:00,925 --> 00:38:02,923
Move. Don't let anyone see you.
876
00:38:02,925 --> 00:38:04,173
- Go.
- Go.
877
00:38:04,175 --> 00:38:06,393
(CROWD APPLAUDING, CHEERING)
878
00:38:06,396 --> 00:38:08,453
SINGER: Come on, y'all.
Y'all ready to party?
879
00:38:08,456 --> 00:38:11,339
- (CROWD CHEERING)
- SINGER: Yeah. Put your hands together.
880
00:38:11,341 --> 00:38:13,508
(VOCALIZING)
881
00:38:20,508 --> 00:38:23,881
(SINGING) ♪ I put a spell on you ♪
882
00:38:23,883 --> 00:38:28,089
♪ Because you're mine
Mine, mine, mine ♪
883
00:38:28,091 --> 00:38:31,506
♪ You better stop
The things you do ♪
884
00:38:31,508 --> 00:38:35,964
♪ You know, I ain't lyin'
No, no, no, no, no ♪
885
00:38:35,966 --> 00:38:37,617
♪ I can't stand it ♪
886
00:38:37,620 --> 00:38:39,881
♪ 'Cause you've been
Runnin' 'round ♪
887
00:38:39,883 --> 00:38:42,304
♪ You know better
I just can't stand it ♪
888
00:38:42,307 --> 00:38:45,841
♪ 'Cause you put me down
I put a spell on you ♪
889
00:38:47,050 --> 00:38:51,173
♪ Because you're mine
Oh, yeah ♪
890
00:38:51,175 --> 00:38:54,131
AUDREY: I don't wanna leave.
And I don't know what to do
891
00:38:54,134 --> 00:38:56,003
- and I'm just...
- I'll be right back.
892
00:38:56,831 --> 00:38:59,339
Please hurry because whoever
is dressed as Bruce Willis
893
00:38:59,341 --> 00:39:01,393
has been giving me the
eye for a half hour.
894
00:39:03,300 --> 00:39:05,245
That is Bruce Willis. Hurry faster.
895
00:39:07,008 --> 00:39:09,381
Instead of following my dick
appointments around town,
896
00:39:09,383 --> 00:39:10,714
why do you not get one of your own
897
00:39:10,716 --> 00:39:12,464
or is that against her rules?
898
00:39:12,466 --> 00:39:14,464
AKI: Yesterday, I was worried
about you being together.
899
00:39:14,466 --> 00:39:17,039
But after talking to Rafa,
I realize he's just bad.
900
00:39:17,042 --> 00:39:19,923
You know I'm on top, right?
Nagging does not turn me on.
901
00:39:19,925 --> 00:39:22,031
He's not a good guy, Max.
902
00:39:22,034 --> 00:39:24,923
Whatever you think, you
don't know what I've seen.
903
00:39:24,925 --> 00:39:26,131
At least not yet.
904
00:39:26,133 --> 00:39:27,839
I just don't want you to get hurt.
905
00:39:27,841 --> 00:39:29,964
- I care about you.
- MAX: Rafa cares about me, dude.
906
00:39:29,967 --> 00:39:32,281
You know nothing about him.
907
00:39:32,284 --> 00:39:35,464
He... he's had a hard life.
His family disowned him,
908
00:39:35,466 --> 00:39:40,289
he's got no one and I
wanna fill that void, okay?
909
00:39:40,292 --> 00:39:42,008
Now, if you don't mind.
910
00:39:45,633 --> 00:39:49,714
(SINGING) ♪ I could have sold you, hey ♪
911
00:39:49,716 --> 00:39:51,432
AUDREY: There you are. Did you see...
912
00:39:53,383 --> 00:39:55,964
- Okay, she saw.
- JULIEN: Can you believe it?
913
00:39:55,966 --> 00:39:58,131
Pippa and Bianca
disparaging our costumes.
914
00:39:58,133 --> 00:40:00,131
- Somebody told them.
- What are we gonna do?
915
00:40:00,133 --> 00:40:01,881
Guys, it's just a party, all right?
916
00:40:01,883 --> 00:40:03,131
They're just clothes.
917
00:40:03,133 --> 00:40:05,289
For you they might be,
but for people like me
918
00:40:05,292 --> 00:40:06,968
- this gets written about.
- For years.
919
00:40:06,971 --> 00:40:08,548
If you can't beat them, destroy them.
920
00:40:08,550 --> 00:40:10,617
Drive-by trip-splash or
full out "Carrie?"
921
00:40:10,620 --> 00:40:12,006
You've got to be kidding.
922
00:40:12,008 --> 00:40:14,131
- They can't get away with this.
- They already did.
923
00:40:14,133 --> 00:40:15,964
Their photos already on Harper's,
924
00:40:15,966 --> 00:40:18,631
and if Gossip Girl were
active, it would be there too.
925
00:40:18,633 --> 00:40:20,464
I have an idea.
926
00:40:20,466 --> 00:40:22,631
Take off your clothes.
927
00:40:22,633 --> 00:40:24,711
- Excuse me?
- What? What... What's happening?
928
00:40:24,714 --> 00:40:27,339
- Do you trust me?
- I used to.
929
00:40:27,341 --> 00:40:28,464
Can you help me with this?
930
00:40:28,466 --> 00:40:31,923
You know, I came here to tell all of you
931
00:40:31,925 --> 00:40:34,964
that I might be leaving
all of this very soon.
932
00:40:34,966 --> 00:40:36,173
But I guess that can wait.
933
00:40:36,175 --> 00:40:38,471
- Okay. Cool.
- JULIEN: Can you get Aki in here?
934
00:40:38,474 --> 00:40:39,756
I need his clothes too.
935
00:40:39,758 --> 00:40:42,589
- Hey, hurry up. Get undressed.
- Uh, can you, um...
936
00:40:42,591 --> 00:40:44,718
I guess this was bound
to happen eventually.
937
00:40:44,721 --> 00:40:47,419
I just assumed it would
be behind a paywall.
938
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:54,839
Hey, oh, no. Keep that on.
939
00:40:54,841 --> 00:40:57,341
Are you gonna clue us on
the plan at some point, JC?
940
00:40:57,344 --> 00:40:58,758
No.
941
00:40:58,761 --> 00:41:01,050
There are spies everywhere.
942
00:41:02,175 --> 00:41:05,300
(SINGER SCAT SINGING)
943
00:41:09,026 --> 00:41:10,609
They're next in line. Hurry. Go.
944
00:41:10,612 --> 00:41:12,086
JULIEN: Go. Go. Go.
945
00:41:15,174 --> 00:41:17,323
- ZOYA: Our wives.
- Ladies.
946
00:41:18,425 --> 00:41:20,214
We've been planning this group costume
947
00:41:20,216 --> 00:41:23,881
with P and B since last year
and the pictures complete.
948
00:41:23,883 --> 00:41:25,673
I'm Dan Humphrey and...
949
00:41:25,675 --> 00:41:27,966
I'm Chuck Bass.
950
00:41:29,550 --> 00:41:30,922
What's gotten into you?
951
00:41:30,925 --> 00:41:34,464
So, fine, they won't win,
but look at how cute they are.
952
00:41:34,466 --> 00:41:36,673
Cute doesn't get you on
the cover of Vogue.
953
00:41:36,675 --> 00:41:39,798
You'd be lucky if he
got you on PopSugar.
954
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:42,346
BIANCA: Why are you basic-bombing us?
955
00:41:42,349 --> 00:41:44,963
You turned our frenemies
into common couples.
956
00:41:44,966 --> 00:41:46,423
JULIEN: Haven't you
ever heard of sisterhood?
957
00:41:46,425 --> 00:41:48,604
If one of us goes down,
we all go down together.
958
00:41:52,424 --> 00:41:53,797
But why are you mad?
959
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:54,964
They would have been nowhere before.
960
00:41:54,966 --> 00:41:56,479
Then maybe they deserve to be.
961
00:41:57,715 --> 00:42:01,218
Do you mean Pippa and
Bianca or our girls?
962
00:42:01,221 --> 00:42:04,096
- (CROWD CHEERING)
- (MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)
963
00:42:10,883 --> 00:42:13,423
Um, can I meet you inside?
964
00:42:13,425 --> 00:42:14,466
Yeah.
965
00:42:23,206 --> 00:42:26,298
Hey. (LAUGHS) You keep popping
up where I least expect you to.
966
00:42:26,300 --> 00:42:28,339
Well, I volunteer for the
New York Restoration Project.
967
00:42:28,341 --> 00:42:31,173
So, technically, I am working.
968
00:42:31,175 --> 00:42:32,798
Well, um, I don't know if you heard,
969
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:34,798
but we crashed Gossip Girl.
970
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:36,589
Yeah. She posted a pic
of us from yesterday
971
00:42:36,591 --> 00:42:38,351
and it broke the internet. She's gone.
972
00:42:38,354 --> 00:42:41,565
I admit, uh, you got me curious.
I... I looked into her but...
973
00:42:42,383 --> 00:42:45,464
what do you think it is
that she's actually trying
974
00:42:45,466 --> 00:42:46,589
to do?
975
00:42:46,591 --> 00:42:48,964
- You want to know?
- You know, you actually mentioned
976
00:42:48,966 --> 00:42:50,339
that you weren't interested in her,
977
00:42:50,341 --> 00:42:52,464
and yet you keep bringing her up.
978
00:42:52,466 --> 00:42:56,300
Must be something about it
that you find interesting.
979
00:42:57,745 --> 00:42:59,548
Did you know Mr. Caparros's cousins
980
00:42:59,550 --> 00:43:01,131
have a winery in Argentina?
981
00:43:01,133 --> 00:43:04,298
- I did not. No.
- Yeah. He told my mom about it
982
00:43:04,300 --> 00:43:06,173
last year at the St. Jude's fundraiser.
983
00:43:06,175 --> 00:43:08,242
- Okay.
- She bought a case to be kind.
984
00:43:08,245 --> 00:43:11,229
The wine tastes like shit, but
the website's actually nice.
985
00:43:14,883 --> 00:43:16,506
OBIE BERGMANN: Hmm.
986
00:43:16,508 --> 00:43:19,881
Why does it feel so good
exposing the truth about people?
987
00:43:19,883 --> 00:43:22,698
(EXHALES HEAVILY) It does, doesn't it?
988
00:43:23,550 --> 00:43:25,050
(MUSIC PLAYING)
989
00:43:26,758 --> 00:43:28,925
(MAN TALKING INDISTINCTLY OVER RADIO)
990
00:43:31,883 --> 00:43:34,128
Hey! You found it.
991
00:43:34,966 --> 00:43:37,839
You gave me the address,
and I have a phone.
992
00:43:37,841 --> 00:43:39,589
Right. Welcome.
993
00:43:39,591 --> 00:43:41,798
Um, this place has a great happy hour.
994
00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:44,048
It goes until 8:00. I come
in here like every night.
995
00:43:44,050 --> 00:43:46,631
(CHUCKLES) Everything on draft
is half price for Halloween.
996
00:43:46,633 --> 00:43:48,881
And I remember you saying
you don't like hops.
997
00:43:48,883 --> 00:43:51,339
So, I was thinking maybe the pilsner?
998
00:43:51,341 --> 00:43:54,714
- It's a microbrew from Vermont.
- Uh, I'm good with water.
999
00:43:54,716 --> 00:43:56,062
Okay. They have that.
1000
00:43:56,065 --> 00:43:58,006
- They also have wine.
- I'm sorry.
1001
00:43:58,008 --> 00:43:59,423
I'm confused. I thought we were meeting
1002
00:43:59,425 --> 00:44:01,492
to talk about the future of Gossip Girl.
1003
00:44:01,495 --> 00:44:03,464
I'm sorry if I gave that impression.
1004
00:44:03,466 --> 00:44:06,881
You texted me, "We need
to talk about the future."
1005
00:44:06,883 --> 00:44:11,798
Right. Well... (CLEARS THROAT)
uh, sure. Gossip Girl.
1006
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:14,006
You want it over, it's over.
1007
00:44:14,008 --> 00:44:18,012
But if it is, I want to talk
about what might take its place.
1008
00:44:18,015 --> 00:44:21,020
You... you're not angry
that I shut it down?
1009
00:44:21,023 --> 00:44:22,839
I didn't agree to go
on this journey with you
1010
00:44:22,841 --> 00:44:24,881
because I thought it was a great idea.
1011
00:44:24,883 --> 00:44:27,714
I did it because I like
spending time with you
1012
00:44:27,716 --> 00:44:29,801
and I was thinking maybe we can...
1013
00:44:29,804 --> 00:44:31,159
Yeah. I...
1014
00:44:32,216 --> 00:44:33,216
I get it.
1015
00:44:34,258 --> 00:44:39,172
Um, Jordan, you are so sweet.
1016
00:44:40,091 --> 00:44:42,923
Uh, you're one of the
only truly good people
1017
00:44:42,926 --> 00:44:45,090
- in my life, maybe the only one.
- (LAUGHS)
1018
00:44:45,093 --> 00:44:47,381
You need more people in your life.
1019
00:44:47,383 --> 00:44:49,298
Uh, I really can't imagine
1020
00:44:49,300 --> 00:44:52,423
anyone else by my side
these last few months.
1021
00:44:52,425 --> 00:44:55,464
- But the timing...
- Right. Of course.
1022
00:44:55,467 --> 00:44:57,617
The... the timing.
1023
00:44:57,620 --> 00:44:59,006
(EXHALES SHARPLY) I should go.
1024
00:44:59,008 --> 00:45:02,214
I'm supposed to help out
a friend pass out candy.
1025
00:45:02,216 --> 00:45:04,714
That's cool. You need any help?
1026
00:45:04,716 --> 00:45:07,234
- I think we can handle it.
- (LAUGHS)
1027
00:45:10,015 --> 00:45:14,875
Kate, I don't want
Gossip Girl to be done.
1028
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:17,464
I've grown to like it.
1029
00:45:17,466 --> 00:45:19,339
Makes people talk face to face.
1030
00:45:19,341 --> 00:45:22,256
It forces conversations
that would never be had,
1031
00:45:22,258 --> 00:45:23,631
even this one.
1032
00:45:23,633 --> 00:45:26,512
What you've done, it
isn't just important,
1033
00:45:26,515 --> 00:45:27,902
it's vital.
1034
00:45:29,091 --> 00:45:30,773
Paris Review be damned.
1035
00:45:31,675 --> 00:45:33,341
- Thank you.
- (SONG PLAYING)
1036
00:45:38,466 --> 00:45:40,250
I... I really have to go. (CHUCKLES)
1037
00:45:44,687 --> 00:45:46,548
JULIEN: (ON PHONE) Hey.
Why're you calling?
1038
00:45:46,550 --> 00:45:50,506
JC. I cornered Beyoncé
and made her sing like one.
1039
00:45:50,508 --> 00:45:52,169
She confirmed my worst fear.
1040
00:45:52,172 --> 00:45:54,131
The call came from inside the house.
1041
00:45:54,133 --> 00:45:56,253
- Meet me at the balcony.
- (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
1042
00:45:57,550 --> 00:45:58,673
Sorry to interrupt.
1043
00:45:58,675 --> 00:46:00,953
But I came across something
I thought you might like.
1044
00:46:02,008 --> 00:46:04,673
- A photo from last year.
- (RAFA SCOFFING)
1045
00:46:04,675 --> 00:46:06,999
Look at that, photos
of the family reunion
1046
00:46:07,002 --> 00:46:09,006
my cousins invited me to.
1047
00:46:09,008 --> 00:46:10,609
My parents didn't speak one word to me
1048
00:46:10,612 --> 00:46:13,673
and made a big show of leaving
shortly after I arrived.
1049
00:46:13,675 --> 00:46:15,589
Thanks for that memory.
1050
00:46:15,591 --> 00:46:16,714
Max, do you wanna dance?
1051
00:46:16,716 --> 00:46:19,339
Well, I'm not usually into masked men,
1052
00:46:19,341 --> 00:46:21,573
but I'll take my chances with you.
1053
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:25,953
LUNA: Monet de Haan, I
knew how low you could go,
1054
00:46:25,956 --> 00:46:29,256
- but this is even further.
- I only stoop to conquer.
1055
00:46:29,258 --> 00:46:30,881
And I would've if you hadn't interfered.
1056
00:46:30,883 --> 00:46:33,940
- Interfered? You sold us out.
- You sold yourself out
1057
00:46:33,943 --> 00:46:36,562
when you got mired
in your sister's shit.
1058
00:46:36,565 --> 00:46:39,548
Pippa and Bianca are
laser-focused on their futures.
1059
00:46:39,550 --> 00:46:41,673
They're willing to do whatever it takes.
1060
00:46:41,675 --> 00:46:43,589
And they listen to their advisers,
1061
00:46:43,591 --> 00:46:45,031
which now includes me.
1062
00:46:45,034 --> 00:46:47,214
They don't even go to our school.
1063
00:46:47,216 --> 00:46:49,479
The world is bigger
than Constance, Julien.
1064
00:46:49,482 --> 00:46:52,255
- I thought you were my friend.
- I thought you were mine too.
1065
00:46:52,258 --> 00:46:55,173
Which is why I put in all
of these hours to make sure
1066
00:46:55,175 --> 00:46:56,673
that you are the best.
1067
00:46:56,675 --> 00:46:58,548
But when you abandoned all of that
1068
00:46:58,550 --> 00:47:01,046
to waste your power and your time
1069
00:47:01,049 --> 00:47:03,343
with that buffaloco
without even thinking
1070
00:47:03,346 --> 00:47:06,131
about how it would affect other people,
1071
00:47:06,133 --> 00:47:11,048
I was done. After years
of doing your dirty work,
1072
00:47:11,050 --> 00:47:13,714
you can't just decide that you're clean
1073
00:47:13,716 --> 00:47:15,548
all of a sudden.
1074
00:47:15,550 --> 00:47:17,089
Luna may not care, but this...
1075
00:47:17,091 --> 00:47:19,471
I already have an agent at LGA, so.
1076
00:47:22,008 --> 00:47:23,289
But this is my future.
1077
00:47:23,292 --> 00:47:25,048
If you can't roll with your clients
1078
00:47:25,050 --> 00:47:27,792
as they change and grow,
what future will be there?
1079
00:47:27,795 --> 00:47:30,423
I don't wanna do things the
way that we've always done it.
1080
00:47:30,425 --> 00:47:31,631
I wanna be better.
1081
00:47:31,633 --> 00:47:33,815
Well, good luck on
being better without me.
1082
00:47:35,550 --> 00:47:38,354
Good luck to you too.
I wish you the best.
1083
00:47:40,341 --> 00:47:42,374
(SIGHS) Where is Audrey?
1084
00:47:42,377 --> 00:47:45,839
She wanted to talk, I
shouldn't have ignored her.
1085
00:47:45,841 --> 00:47:47,423
Ms. Yuki?
1086
00:47:47,425 --> 00:47:49,464
Obie Bergmann.
1087
00:47:49,466 --> 00:47:51,256
We met last year at my
mother's cover shoot.
1088
00:47:51,258 --> 00:47:52,881
Of course. Nice seeing you, Obie.
1089
00:47:52,883 --> 00:47:54,923
- Yeah. Nice to see you.
- You can call me Nelly.
1090
00:47:54,925 --> 00:47:56,007
Oh, all right.
1091
00:47:56,010 --> 00:47:58,381
- You're...
- I am a... Well, I'm...
1092
00:47:58,383 --> 00:48:00,798
- I'm a Soprano, yeah.
- (CHUCKLING)
1093
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:01,964
- You?
- Eva Chen.
1094
00:48:01,966 --> 00:48:04,089
Uh, she's down there
somewhere in tights being me.
1095
00:48:04,091 --> 00:48:05,585
- (LAUGHS)
- I thought it'd be fun.
1096
00:48:05,588 --> 00:48:07,798
Now, why do we have you
to thank for the tickets?
1097
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:09,807
Uh, my mom is stuck in Hamburg,
1098
00:48:09,810 --> 00:48:11,298
and she was so fond of the profile,
1099
00:48:11,300 --> 00:48:12,964
she just thought it'd be a nice gesture.
1100
00:48:12,966 --> 00:48:15,256
I would love to introduce you to my
girlfriend. She's around here somewhere.
1101
00:48:15,258 --> 00:48:17,589
She's a huge fan of everything
you've done for the magazine.
1102
00:48:17,591 --> 00:48:19,839
- Oh, of course. Thank you. (CHUCKLES)
- OBIE: Yeah.
1103
00:48:19,841 --> 00:48:21,339
And one of my teachers was even fired
1104
00:48:21,341 --> 00:48:22,690
for submitting to her.
1105
00:48:22,693 --> 00:48:24,201
- That was crazy.
- Yeah.
1106
00:48:24,204 --> 00:48:26,035
Well, that... that is pretty crazy.
1107
00:48:26,038 --> 00:48:27,663
Uh, you know, I... I wonder...
1108
00:48:28,466 --> 00:48:30,510
has anyone ever thought that maybe...
1109
00:48:31,340 --> 00:48:34,422
you could be Gossip Girl?
1110
00:48:34,425 --> 00:48:35,839
Me?
1111
00:48:35,841 --> 00:48:37,369
- Why?
- You're a student,
1112
00:48:37,372 --> 00:48:38,924
just like Dan Humphrey was.
1113
00:48:39,675 --> 00:48:42,588
Writer like him, an outsider like him.
1114
00:48:42,591 --> 00:48:45,213
You can nail the voice, not to
mention the literary references.
1115
00:48:45,216 --> 00:48:47,089
And...
1116
00:48:47,091 --> 00:48:49,339
Gossip Girl was resurrected
right when you arrived
1117
00:48:49,341 --> 00:48:50,883
- and not a moment sooner.
- I...
1118
00:48:52,175 --> 00:48:54,464
I don't understand. You think I'm...
1119
00:48:54,467 --> 00:48:57,214
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't mean
to put you on the spot like that.
1120
00:48:57,216 --> 00:48:59,173
Um, you wouldn't want to go
get some fresh air real quick?
1121
00:48:59,175 --> 00:49:01,506
There's... there's actually
a killer 99-cent pizza place
1122
00:49:01,508 --> 00:49:04,453
- down the block. This is...
- Oh, Zoya, there you are.
1123
00:49:04,456 --> 00:49:06,339
I would like to introduce
you to my friend.
1124
00:49:06,341 --> 00:49:08,881
- Simon?
- Ms. Yuki.
1125
00:49:08,883 --> 00:49:11,028
- You know her?
- Of course he knows me.
1126
00:49:11,031 --> 00:49:12,989
I'm his boss.
1127
00:49:12,992 --> 00:49:14,456
Are you Chuck Bass?
1128
00:49:15,758 --> 00:49:16,923
Obie, what's this about?
1129
00:49:16,925 --> 00:49:19,359
Yes, can someone please tell
me what's going on right now?
1130
00:49:19,362 --> 00:49:22,464
Simon Rivera is not a student anywhere.
1131
00:49:22,466 --> 00:49:25,631
Simon Ravetch is a researcher
for New York Magazine.
1132
00:49:25,633 --> 00:49:27,341
Isn't that right, Mr. Ravetch?
1133
00:49:30,027 --> 00:49:31,868
I'll get us our table cards.
1134
00:49:35,508 --> 00:49:38,133
- Victor.
- So, you called him after all?
1135
00:49:40,056 --> 00:49:41,713
I don't know what you're talking about.
1136
00:49:41,716 --> 00:49:44,007
The masked man you were
grinding on in there.
1137
00:49:44,010 --> 00:49:46,381
That's Rafa Caparros.
1138
00:49:46,383 --> 00:49:48,298
No, it's not.
1139
00:49:48,300 --> 00:49:50,203
I would know those freckles anywhere.
1140
00:49:50,206 --> 00:49:52,258
I used to trace them with my tongue.
1141
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:55,964
I told my boyfriend that
we didn't have a chance.
1142
00:49:55,966 --> 00:49:59,256
- He still likes them young.
- Still?
1143
00:49:59,258 --> 00:50:01,548
We fucked when I was a senior.
1144
00:50:01,550 --> 00:50:03,131
That's his thing.
1145
00:50:03,133 --> 00:50:06,698
I hope he'd grown out of
that. I... I guess not.
1146
00:50:06,701 --> 00:50:08,870
But has he taken you
to his parents' house
1147
00:50:08,873 --> 00:50:10,229
in Patagonia?
1148
00:50:11,906 --> 00:50:14,948
So that's when you
know you're really in.
1149
00:50:17,758 --> 00:50:20,423
You've been impersonating a student
1150
00:50:20,425 --> 00:50:21,798
because of Gossip Girl?
1151
00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:23,797
I was following a hunch on
who Gossip Girl could be,
1152
00:50:23,799 --> 00:50:26,756
all right? I began to think
that a Constance student...
1153
00:50:26,758 --> 00:50:30,423
this student was following
in Dan Humphrey's footsteps.
1154
00:50:30,425 --> 00:50:32,307
This is better than I thought.
1155
00:50:32,310 --> 00:50:34,706
- Obie, how did you even...
- OBIE: Oh, well, my... my parents
1156
00:50:34,708 --> 00:50:36,421
leased Dumbo Hall, the building it's in,
1157
00:50:36,424 --> 00:50:37,773
so we're founding members.
1158
00:50:37,776 --> 00:50:40,256
And the front desk told me
that Simon here was actually
1159
00:50:40,258 --> 00:50:42,423
a guest of Ben Peryer from Condé Nast,
1160
00:50:42,425 --> 00:50:43,798
so I called him.
1161
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:46,423
And he said that... that Simon Ravetch
1162
00:50:46,425 --> 00:50:49,339
is actually a friend of a friend
who wanted to check the space out.
1163
00:50:49,341 --> 00:50:51,798
That he had his eye on the
front door the entire time
1164
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:54,953
as if he were, and I quote,
"Looking for someone."
1165
00:50:54,956 --> 00:50:56,230
Me.
1166
00:50:57,925 --> 00:51:00,256
Ben told me about how
you worked at New York.
1167
00:51:00,258 --> 00:51:02,296
LinkedIn said you were a researcher, so.
1168
00:51:02,299 --> 00:51:05,008
- That's why you invited me here?
- Yeah.
1169
00:51:06,258 --> 00:51:08,730
No story is worth
one's reputation, Simon.
1170
00:51:08,733 --> 00:51:10,523
Maybe a couple months
transcribing podcasts
1171
00:51:10,526 --> 00:51:13,173
for SB Nation will remind you of that.
1172
00:51:13,175 --> 00:51:16,714
This kind of drama is exactly
what Gossip Girl wants.
1173
00:51:16,716 --> 00:51:19,131
If you stoop to her level, Mr. Bergmann,
1174
00:51:19,133 --> 00:51:20,635
you're no better than her.
1175
00:51:21,966 --> 00:51:23,276
Simon, let's go.
1176
00:51:29,010 --> 00:51:30,585
You knew and you didn't tell me.
1177
00:51:30,588 --> 00:51:32,655
You were excited to
have a new friend, but...
1178
00:51:34,175 --> 00:51:37,042
you gotta be careful, Z. You have to be.
1179
00:51:37,966 --> 00:51:39,631
People like that, they
will take advantage
1180
00:51:39,633 --> 00:51:40,992
to get closer to people like us.
1181
00:51:40,995 --> 00:51:43,464
I'm not like you, Obie.
I'm outside your bubble.
1182
00:51:43,466 --> 00:51:45,298
Sometimes I feel like
you don't get that.
1183
00:51:45,300 --> 00:51:47,214
And other times, I worry
you get it too much.
1184
00:51:47,216 --> 00:51:48,782
That I'm just charity,
another box for you
1185
00:51:48,784 --> 00:51:50,464
to check in your
performative solidarity.
1186
00:51:50,466 --> 00:51:52,898
No, you are my
girlfriend, and I don't...
1187
00:51:52,901 --> 00:51:55,256
I just wish that you would
act like that sometimes.
1188
00:51:55,258 --> 00:51:57,214
What... what is going
on with us right now?
1189
00:51:57,216 --> 00:51:59,673
("HALLOWEEN" BY PHOEBE BRIDGERS PLAYING)
1190
00:51:59,675 --> 00:52:03,338
- Hey, hey.
- AKI: Are you drunk?
1191
00:52:03,341 --> 00:52:05,381
I thought I was supposed to be Greta.
1192
00:52:05,383 --> 00:52:09,339
I'm here all night all alone
with no... no friends, no family,
1193
00:52:09,341 --> 00:52:13,214
no boyfriend. What am I supposed to do?
1194
00:52:13,216 --> 00:52:15,299
Like, when am I gonna get a win?
1195
00:52:15,302 --> 00:52:17,298
Audge, get a hold of yourself.
1196
00:52:17,300 --> 00:52:18,954
You're acting like your
mom at your fundraiser.
1197
00:52:18,956 --> 00:52:20,839
You know what, I know why.
1198
00:52:20,841 --> 00:52:22,923
Because she wanted
attention from the people
1199
00:52:22,925 --> 00:52:24,756
that loved her most.
1200
00:52:24,758 --> 00:52:27,006
And I didn't give it to her.
1201
00:52:27,008 --> 00:52:29,789
Just like you're not giving it to me.
1202
00:52:29,792 --> 00:52:32,589
I know everything sucks,
and it's confusing.
1203
00:52:32,591 --> 00:52:34,673
I'm confused about everything, too.
1204
00:52:34,675 --> 00:52:38,673
I'm changing, we're changing,
and we can't stop that.
1205
00:52:38,675 --> 00:52:41,214
But we can work on how
we react to those changes.
1206
00:52:41,216 --> 00:52:42,673
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
1207
00:52:42,675 --> 00:52:45,521
We can do better, me, you, your mom...
1208
00:52:45,524 --> 00:52:46,816
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
1209
00:52:49,300 --> 00:52:51,341
It's my mom.
1210
00:52:52,307 --> 00:52:53,589
As if she knew. (CHUCKLES)
1211
00:52:53,591 --> 00:52:55,589
Now maybe you get to tell
your mom you understand
1212
00:52:55,591 --> 00:52:58,755
- a little bit better.
- Yeah.
1213
00:52:58,758 --> 00:53:02,381
Hey, mom, I wanna say I'm sorry that...
1214
00:53:02,383 --> 00:53:04,756
DR. GIBSON: (ON PHONE)
Um, no. This is Dr. Gibson.
1215
00:53:04,759 --> 00:53:07,257
I'm calling from the emergency
room at NewYork-Pres.
1216
00:53:07,260 --> 00:53:09,523
- What?
- So you're a liar.
1217
00:53:09,526 --> 00:53:11,048
Well, I only lied about my parents
1218
00:53:11,050 --> 00:53:14,588
- to get you to talk to your dad.
- What about your students?
1219
00:53:14,591 --> 00:53:17,589
They were all legal. Like you.
1220
00:53:17,591 --> 00:53:19,131
That's not the point.
1221
00:53:19,133 --> 00:53:21,589
Is this what you do? A
new student every year?
1222
00:53:21,591 --> 00:53:22,800
Not every year.
1223
00:53:23,966 --> 00:53:26,423
- And you chased me.
- Hmm.
1224
00:53:26,426 --> 00:53:29,726
Or did you forget?
This is still fun, Max.
1225
00:53:29,729 --> 00:53:31,815
When did you get so
moral all of a sudden?
1226
00:53:31,818 --> 00:53:32,964
ZOYA: Wait, Julien.
1227
00:53:32,966 --> 00:53:34,423
- JULIEN: Okay.
- Did she say what happened?
1228
00:53:34,425 --> 00:53:35,602
- JULIEN: I don't know.
- ZOYA: Come on.
1229
00:53:35,604 --> 00:53:37,923
They don't care about you.
1230
00:53:37,925 --> 00:53:40,456
If they don't, it's only
because I made it that way.
1231
00:53:42,258 --> 00:53:43,799
- Hey.
- Let go of me!
1232
00:53:45,300 --> 00:53:47,112
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1233
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:50,846
Here you are. All right. Goodnight.
1234
00:53:53,255 --> 00:53:55,797
I think a Kit-Kat melted.
1235
00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:57,714
Hey, thanks again for helping out.
1236
00:53:57,716 --> 00:53:59,565
I needed it. It was great to take
1237
00:53:59,568 --> 00:54:01,381
my mind off things
for a couple of hours.
1238
00:54:01,383 --> 00:54:03,173
Not to put your mind back on things,
1239
00:54:03,175 --> 00:54:06,131
but now that the doorbell is
not ringing every five seconds...
1240
00:54:06,133 --> 00:54:07,548
I loved your story.
1241
00:54:07,550 --> 00:54:09,506
- You did?
- I did.
1242
00:54:09,508 --> 00:54:13,464
It was darker than I
expected, but evocative.
1243
00:54:13,466 --> 00:54:15,964
I can see why Zoya looks up to you.
1244
00:54:15,966 --> 00:54:19,573
You're not only inspiring,
you're talented, too.
1245
00:54:19,576 --> 00:54:21,112
Thanks.
1246
00:54:22,675 --> 00:54:24,964
I... It's like I hear you say that,
1247
00:54:24,966 --> 00:54:27,057
and it's so nice, but...
1248
00:54:28,008 --> 00:54:31,493
I wonder if I've been
obsessing over the wrong things.
1249
00:54:31,496 --> 00:54:33,661
I wanted to be a writer because I wanted
1250
00:54:33,664 --> 00:54:36,414
to make a difference
in the world, but...
1251
00:54:36,417 --> 00:54:38,755
what if what I've been doing
1252
00:54:38,758 --> 00:54:42,312
makes a bigger difference
than my writing ever could?
1253
00:54:42,315 --> 00:54:43,644
You mean teaching?
1254
00:54:44,588 --> 00:54:47,299
- It's really powerful.
- I think so, too.
1255
00:54:49,841 --> 00:54:51,964
- Can I use your restroom?
- Of course, yeah.
1256
00:54:51,966 --> 00:54:53,682
- It's just down the hall.
- KATE: Hmm.
1257
00:54:59,643 --> 00:55:02,130
GOSSIP GIRL: You thought
I went somewhere?
1258
00:55:02,133 --> 00:55:05,506
Well, I'm back. And better than ever.
1259
00:55:05,508 --> 00:55:07,298
Yes, maybe I'd begun to wonder
1260
00:55:07,300 --> 00:55:10,256
if I was abusing my considerable power,
1261
00:55:10,258 --> 00:55:15,210
when I realized you're the
ones who do that, not me.
1262
00:55:15,213 --> 00:55:18,714
I'm not your parent, your
teacher, or your friend.
1263
00:55:18,716 --> 00:55:20,382
I'm your mirror.
1264
00:55:20,385 --> 00:55:22,673
I show you your bad parents,
1265
00:55:22,675 --> 00:55:26,174
your absent teachers,
your errant friends.
1266
00:55:26,177 --> 00:55:28,664
But if there's one thing
this moment of reflection
1267
00:55:28,667 --> 00:55:33,881
showed me, it's that this
isn't a place for you to speak.
1268
00:55:33,883 --> 00:55:36,714
I'm turning off the comments from now on.
1269
00:55:36,716 --> 00:55:40,589
Mine is the only voice you
need to listen to anyway,
1270
00:55:40,591 --> 00:55:44,714
because if you were kinder
to one another, more honest,
1271
00:55:44,716 --> 00:55:48,710
if you had the hard
face-to-face conversations,
1272
00:55:48,713 --> 00:55:52,089
you wouldn't need me. But you don't.
1273
00:55:52,091 --> 00:55:56,423
You bring a gun to school. You
sneak out on your boyfriend.
1274
00:55:56,425 --> 00:55:58,714
You hide behind your phones.
1275
00:55:58,716 --> 00:56:00,687
So keep your masks on all year
1276
00:56:00,690 --> 00:56:02,423
- if you want to.
- (CELL PHONE VIBRATES)
1277
00:56:02,425 --> 00:56:06,339
But know I'll be here keeping count,
1278
00:56:06,341 --> 00:56:08,048
keeping you in check,
1279
00:56:08,050 --> 00:56:12,789
reflecting what you refuse to
see is right in front of you.
1280
00:56:12,792 --> 00:56:17,506
Hey, Nick, are... are you hungry?
Uh, I know a good diner nearby.
1281
00:56:17,508 --> 00:56:21,127
JULIEN: Everything Gossip Girl's
ever posted, it's all gone.
1282
00:56:22,050 --> 00:56:23,585
What does that mean?
1283
00:56:23,588 --> 00:56:26,729
- MAX: Clean slate.
- God, I hope so.
1284
00:56:28,633 --> 00:56:29,913
- Ms. Hope.
- (MUSIC PLAYING)
1285
00:56:32,166 --> 00:56:34,205
Your mom's gonna be okay.
1286
00:56:34,208 --> 00:56:36,708
She's awake but groggy.
1287
00:56:37,674 --> 00:56:39,963
(SIGHS)
1288
00:56:39,966 --> 00:56:42,714
- Thank you so much, Doctor.
- I should warn you though.
1289
00:56:42,716 --> 00:56:46,065
It's gonna be a very long
and hard road to recovery.
1290
00:56:47,466 --> 00:56:49,966
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1291
00:56:51,745 --> 00:56:53,854
I understand.
1292
00:56:53,857 --> 00:56:56,151
I'm not going anywhere.
1293
00:56:59,909 --> 00:57:07,058
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