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♪ All the crazy shit
I did tonight... ♪
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Welcome to
the Bro House,
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a nonstop party
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where the only rule is bro rule.
And who are we?
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♪ That would be the best
therapy for me... ♪
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Chug, chug, chug!
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♪ Hey, hey ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
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That's what we say around here.
That's how we roll.
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We're not gonna do all the
crazy shit that everyone else
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is doing.
We're gonna go crazier.
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We're gonna be better.
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What's up, everybody?
It's your boy Zinn.
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Uh, I'm 26.
I am bad news, they say.
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We are here in the Bro House.
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What is the Bro House,
you may be asking?
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Well, it's just me
and my three best homeys
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living in this dope‐ass place
doing crazy shit together.
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Whatever feels good, you know?
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Welcome to the Bro House!
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No limits, no boundaries.
That's just the way we roll
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around here.
I mean, the crazier the better.
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The Ice Bucket Challenge.
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Fuck you, little bitch!
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Why we gonna do
what everyone else is doing?
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♪ On my, on my 'cence, yeah. ♪
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♪ Girl, it's obvious,
elephant in the room ♪
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♪ And we're part of it,
don't act so confused ♪
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♪ And you love startin' it... ♪
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Hi, I'm Wyatt.
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27. I'm from Newport Beach.
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I like to drink and surf,
always at the same time.
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I'm the laid‐back guy.
People like to think and say
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that it means I'm slow,
but I'm not.
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Um, before I was an influencer,
I was premed.
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Uh, I could've been your doctor.
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Good morning. Are you ready
for your breast exam?
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That's good, right?
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Don't do that. Come on.
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Yo, yo, yo. I'm Barry, 28.
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From Connecticut.
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I'm... kind of the tech guy.
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I keep things moving around here.
Put out the fires.
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T he Saran Wrap Challenge.
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♪ But try to play it cool... ♪
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Literally, they almost
burned down the house twice.
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I'm‐I'm behind the camera,
mostly.
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Zinn decided that, and I'm...
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I'm totally cool with it.
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♪ I won't ever let a shorty
go and set me up ♪
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♪ Only thing
I need to know is... ♪
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Guys and gals, I'm James.
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Uh, I'm 25.
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I couldn't believe it when the
guys asked me to move in here.
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I‐I had my own YouTube channel
back in Florida
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at my parents' house reviewing
beauty products for guys,
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but this is way better.
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I mean, I wouldn't trade it
for anything.
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The drinking,
the partying, the girls.
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Definitely the girls.
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Can never have
enough girls around.
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♪ Why you always in a mood? ♪
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♪ Fuckin' round... ♪
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Zinn, Wyatt and me... the fam...
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we're, like, pushing 30,
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which is, like, 40 in influencer years.
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You get up there in years,
you become invisible
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to the audience.
And it's all about the subscriptions
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and the likes,
and to get those and keep 'em,
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you got to keep riding the edge.
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Least, that's what Zinn says.
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♪ Yeah. ♪
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Yo, guys.
Think we actually got someone.
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What? Where?
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Oh, shit, I see him.
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It's a Christmas miracle.
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Dude, I told you
if we hung out long enough,
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we'd spot a jumper.
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It's Suicide Bridge, bro.
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Dude, a lot of people,
they spiral around the holidays.
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What if he's just out walking?
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On a bridge at this time
dressed like my dad?
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Dude, if I looked like that,
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I'd want to jump, too!
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Maybe we should call the police.
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Call the police? Dude,
they'd never get here in time.
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The dude's ready to fly!
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Zinn, we can't just sit here
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and watch somebody
kill themselves. It's wrong.
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We're not just gonna sit here,
Barry.
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We're gonna record it.
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He wants to go out this way,
it's his God‐given right.
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Shit,
he's climbing over the side.
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Dude. Dude, dude, dude, come on.
Come on. Get... Let's go.
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Get the camera on him.
We've been here 16 hours.
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We're not missing this.
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All right, yo.
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What's up, everybody?
It's your boy Zinn.
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I'm here with Wyatt,
James and Barry.
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You guys
are not gonna believe this.
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- This is crazy.
- This dude is about to take
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a permanent vacation,
and we are here to see it.
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Now, will he have the balls?
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I don't know.
We're about to find out.
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Bro House. Bro House.
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Bro House. Bro House.
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Bro House. Bro House. Bro House.
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Bro House!
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Bro House! Bro House!
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Bro House! Bro House! Bro House!
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Bro House! Bro House!
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Bro House!
Bro House!
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- Oh!
- Oh, shit!
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- Oh, my God!
- This is crazy!
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Did you get that?
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That just happened.
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Yo, we got to give it up
for this dude.
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He went out like a boss!
The way he wanted.
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No excuses. No limits.
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Guys, we can't
actually post this.
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Why not? It happened.
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It's an easy
million‐subscriber spike, bro.
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Or a serious backlash.
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Why didn't you say something
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before we spent all night here?
This is getting posted, dude.
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It's crazy.
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Hey, his body landed
over there somewhere.
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We should film it.
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- You crazy bastard.
- Let's film it.
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- No. What?
- Bro.
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We already filmed a dude killing himself.
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- Like...
- Come on.
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- A million subscribers.
- Million.
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You don't want that?
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Look at his face.
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Come on.
We can't not listen to that.
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Come on. Come on. Come on.
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James?
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That's right.
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Come on, baby.
Come on, baby!
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*AMERICAN HORROR STORIES (2021)*
Season 01 Episode 04
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Episode Title: "The Naughty List"
Aired on: July 29, 2021.
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♪ Just hear those sleigh bells
jinglingRing tingle tingling, too ♪
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♪ Ring‐a‐ling‐a ding‐dong‐ding ♪
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♪ Come on, it's lovely weather ♪
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♪ For a sleigh ride together
with you ♪
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♪ Ring‐a‐ling‐a ding‐dong‐ding ♪
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♪ Outside, the snow is falling ♪
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♪ And friends
are calling "Yoo‐hoo..." ♪
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- Think about it before you upload it.
- Man, you got
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to cut the Debbie Downer shit.
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- I mean, call the police? Are you serious?
- Yeah,
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but all it takes
is one bad post.
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Look at Logan Paul or PewDiePie
or Patt Starr.
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Dude, all those people
are still doing their shit,
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and they've got
more subscribers than ever.
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You're living in ancient times.
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We're past
"Charlie Bit My Finger," man.
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People want to see
what they've never seen before.
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Especially because we're closer
to 30 than we are 20.
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You see a lot of 30‐year‐olds
doing this shit?
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- No.
- No.
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If we want the views,
we got to up the content,
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or we say bye‐bye to all this.
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The Bro House needs your voice.
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You're funny
when you want to be.
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Promise me
you're gonna get your mojo back.
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Promise!
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Okay. I'll work on it.
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I love you.
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I know what I'm doing.
I'm not an idiot.
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Bro House!
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Yeah, I'll take
the other stairs.
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Let's give it up for
one of our hosts, Zinn
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and the Bro House!
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Bro House! Bro House! Bro House!
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Bro House!
Bro House!
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Bro House!
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Bro House! Bro House!
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And remember, if you need
to keep that holiday energy up,
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just release the Kraken!
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Official sponsors of Bro House.
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Okay, in ten seconds,
the next Bro House post goes up,
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and I'm told
it's the craziest ever!
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- That's right!
- Let's do the count.
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Ten.
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Nine. Eight.
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Seven. Six. Five.
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Four. Three.
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Two. One.
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What's up,
everybody? It's your boy Zinn.
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I'm here with Wyatt, James
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and Barry. You guys
are not gonna believe this.
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- This is crazy.
- This dude
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is about to take
a permanent vacation,
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and we are here to see it.
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Yo, we're gonna hit
four mil tonight. I can feel it!
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- Fuck four mil. I say five mil.
- Bro House!
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- Five mil.
- Five mil.
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Five mil. Five mil.
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Five mil! Five mil!
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- Oh, shit!
- Five mil! Five mil!
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- Five mil! Five mil!
- Did you get that?
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- Five mil! Five mil!
- This is crazy!
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- That just happened.
- Five mil! Five mil!
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Five mil!
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I mean, we got to give it up
for the guy.
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He went out like a boss!
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The way he wanted.
No excuses. No limits.
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That's how you do it.
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Yo, this is a nightmare.
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- What?
- It says
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we're down
another 50,000 followers.
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Maybe you're reading it wrong.
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Dude, I'm not.
I'm not reading it wrong.
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We're cratering.
Hard.
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- They didn't like the jumper.
- I'm too afraid
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to read it. I...
Tell me, what'd they say?
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No, don't tell me.
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No, tell me.
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"You guys are sick."
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- Yeah. That's what I'm talking about.
- No.
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Not good sick, Wyatt.
Bad sick.
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Like we need therapy
or something.
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This one says, "You exploited
this man's pain to get likes.
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You should be banned
from the Internet."
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"I hope you die."
"Do the world a favor
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and follow the guy
off the bridge." I mean...
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- That's hostile, bro.
- Yeah,
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and this is the nice stuff.
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Barry was right.
I can't believe it.
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By tomorrow,
people won't even remember it.
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Oh, they'll remember.
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The "Bro House is over party"
hashtag
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is trending on Twitter,
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and there's a petition
on Change.org
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to have our channels shut down.
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It's already
at 400,000 signatures.
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Fuck.
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It gets worse.
The dead man's family
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is holding a press conference
this afternoon to denounce us.
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Jesus Christ, what?
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- Attention whores.
- I mean,
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it's just gaining speed.
It's only gonna get worse.
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How can we stop it?
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Maybe we make an apology video.
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No. No. No.
We're not doing that.
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All the people who do that,
they get ripped apart.
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They're accused of fake crying,
and they don't mean it,
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and then they get more hate.
We're not doing that.
251
00:11:10,099 --> 00:11:11,794
Okay,
but we have to do something.
252
00:11:12,317 --> 00:11:13,432
All right,
you know what I think?
253
00:11:13,516 --> 00:11:14,715
You know what I think?
254
00:11:16,230 --> 00:11:17,387
We got to go gay.
255
00:11:17,735 --> 00:11:19,747
- What?
- Not full gay.
256
00:11:19,832 --> 00:11:22,153
Like, um, "homey" something.
"Homo..."
257
00:11:22,238 --> 00:11:25,059
- Homeysexual.
- Homose... Yeah. Okay. Homeysexual.
258
00:11:25,144 --> 00:11:27,265
That's it. Yeah, it's, like,
a movement or something
259
00:11:27,408 --> 00:11:29,796
- transcending heterosexual norms.
- Yeah, I heard about it.
260
00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:31,833
Chicks dig it when guys...
261
00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:33,919
are, like,
affectionate and stuff.
262
00:11:34,004 --> 00:11:35,598
Who the fuck told you that?
263
00:11:35,683 --> 00:11:37,215
I read about it somewhere.
264
00:11:39,291 --> 00:11:42,446
Wh‐What are we talking about
right now?
265
00:11:42,583 --> 00:11:45,045
Dude, hetero guys acting gay,
saying gay shit,
266
00:11:45,130 --> 00:11:46,888
but all the time,
they're not gay.
267
00:11:46,972 --> 00:11:48,525
All you got to do is
say "no homo"
268
00:11:48,609 --> 00:11:50,796
after you do something,
and then you're cool.
269
00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:53,535
Yeah, I don't know, guys.
270
00:11:53,619 --> 00:11:55,372
This just smells
like another train wreck.
271
00:11:55,457 --> 00:11:57,878
Yeah. Uh, for once, I'm gonna
agree with Barry on this one.
272
00:11:57,963 --> 00:12:00,284
It's exploitative,
and it's probably offensive.
273
00:12:00,407 --> 00:12:01,770
Very offensive to gays,
274
00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:03,654
LBTRs. It's harmful.
275
00:12:03,739 --> 00:12:04,848
Hurtful.
276
00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:07,012
I don't know, I think this
is the kind of thing we need.
277
00:12:07,096 --> 00:12:09,176
I...
We've never tried it before.
278
00:12:09,284 --> 00:12:11,333
- I'm in.
- Nice. Yes, that's right.
279
00:12:11,418 --> 00:12:13,741
- There's a shock.
- Why?
280
00:12:13,826 --> 00:12:15,779
'Cause I used to review
male beauty products?
281
00:12:15,863 --> 00:12:18,485
- You said it.
- So?
282
00:12:18,576 --> 00:12:20,647
Oh, what the hell?
283
00:12:21,974 --> 00:12:23,497
No way.
284
00:12:24,026 --> 00:12:25,478
- Hey! Hey!
- Uh...
285
00:12:25,710 --> 00:12:28,783
- Excuse me! Uh, what are you doing?
- Hey!
286
00:12:29,896 --> 00:12:30,981
Hey!
287
00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:32,989
Uh, wh‐what are you doing?
288
00:12:33,074 --> 00:12:35,094
- We're here to grab the stuff.
- Grab what stuff?
289
00:12:35,179 --> 00:12:36,866
The company said
they suspended your contract,
290
00:12:36,950 --> 00:12:38,792
and they sent us to collect
the promotional materials,
291
00:12:38,876 --> 00:12:40,817
including this
and the Lamborghini.
292
00:12:41,419 --> 00:12:43,819
Did you just say
"the Lamborghini"?
293
00:12:50,533 --> 00:12:51,952
We're going gay.
294
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:56,294
Rocking that six‐pack, dude.
295
00:12:56,378 --> 00:12:57,825
No homo.
296
00:12:57,910 --> 00:13:00,969
Sexy six‐pack, bro.
297
00:13:01,054 --> 00:13:03,583
- No homo. No homo.
- Thanks, bro.
298
00:13:08,583 --> 00:13:11,825
Seriously,
your six‐pack is sexy, bro.
299
00:13:11,909 --> 00:13:14,880
- No homo.
- Thanks, bro. Nine.
300
00:13:15,025 --> 00:13:17,446
- Seriously, you're shredded, man.
- Ten.
301
00:13:17,554 --> 00:13:21,010
If I wasn't into chicks,
I'd have to hold myself back.
302
00:13:21,255 --> 00:13:22,489
No homo.
303
00:13:22,574 --> 00:13:24,786
♪ But I think I'll miss
this one this year... ♪
304
00:13:25,015 --> 00:13:26,902
Seriously,
you're shredded, dude.
305
00:13:27,010 --> 00:13:28,662
If I wasn't into chicks,
306
00:13:28,809 --> 00:13:30,964
I'd have to hold myself back,
man.
307
00:13:31,083 --> 00:13:33,387
- No homo. No homo.
- Wyatt,
308
00:13:33,472 --> 00:13:34,631
we all know you're not gay.
You don't need
309
00:13:34,715 --> 00:13:35,974
to keep saying "no homo"
every six seconds.
310
00:13:36,058 --> 00:13:37,876
Yeah, I'm just getting it
on the record, okay?
311
00:13:37,961 --> 00:13:39,614
My dad watches this shit, yo.
312
00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:41,012
No homo.
313
00:13:41,637 --> 00:13:42,856
One.
314
00:13:43,105 --> 00:13:44,524
Two.
315
00:13:44,608 --> 00:13:45,893
Three.
316
00:13:47,914 --> 00:13:50,335
Oh, yeah.
317
00:13:50,419 --> 00:13:52,573
- You got enough there?
- That feels so good, dude.
318
00:13:52,657 --> 00:13:54,710
- Go a little lower. Ooh.
- Got it.
319
00:13:56,431 --> 00:13:57,783
Hey, guys, who's gonna do me?
320
00:13:57,867 --> 00:14:00,512
Hey, man. Get in line.
321
00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:09,873
- I love this.
- So good, man.
322
00:14:09,958 --> 00:14:11,644
- So good.
- Mmm.
323
00:14:15,476 --> 00:14:17,396
Whoa! I made a mess.
324
00:14:17,481 --> 00:14:19,534
- Oh!
- Oh, no.
325
00:14:19,619 --> 00:14:21,298
Dude, I guess we
got to clean it up for you.
326
00:14:21,382 --> 00:14:22,088
Oh, no.
327
00:14:22,173 --> 00:14:23,751
- Excuse me.
- Oh. Oh, it's so...
328
00:14:23,852 --> 00:14:25,739
Hey, save some for me.
329
00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:28,378
- Mmm, that's awesome.
- I love pistachio.
330
00:14:28,462 --> 00:14:30,415
- Oh! Whoa.
- What?
331
00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:32,386
"What"? He has a full‐on chubby.
332
00:14:32,470 --> 00:14:34,056
Oh, no, I don't. Um, I...
333
00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:35,854
It‐It's a fold in my shorts.
334
00:14:35,939 --> 00:14:38,660
Fold my ass. I know
a fucking boner when I see one.
335
00:14:38,775 --> 00:14:40,561
No homo. No homo.
336
00:14:40,646 --> 00:14:42,566
♪ I think I'll miss
this one this year... ♪
337
00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:44,978
Anyone want an update?
338
00:14:45,062 --> 00:14:46,503
Sure, why not.
339
00:14:46,732 --> 00:14:50,285
- Another 50,000 subs are gone.
- Shit.
340
00:14:50,370 --> 00:14:52,675
100 more and our monetization
drops another tier.
341
00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:54,580
We could lose the house, guys.
342
00:14:54,709 --> 00:14:57,151
So much for chicks
liking homeysexuals.
343
00:15:02,163 --> 00:15:05,419
♪ Jingle bell, jingle bell,
jingle bell rock... ♪
344
00:15:05,503 --> 00:15:06,554
Hey.
345
00:15:06,638 --> 00:15:07,690
- Hi, boys.
- Hey.
346
00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:08,995
♪ Jingle bell time... ♪
347
00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:10,567
Hey.
348
00:15:10,741 --> 00:15:12,259
No homo!
349
00:15:12,641 --> 00:15:13,726
What?
350
00:15:13,819 --> 00:15:15,472
♪ In the frosty air... ♪
351
00:15:15,917 --> 00:15:18,896
I'm not even 30,
and my life is over.
352
00:15:20,112 --> 00:15:22,151
When we first started
doing this, what'd we do?
353
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:25,300
We went around having
a good time, taking things over.
354
00:15:25,385 --> 00:15:27,005
Crashing that debutante ball
355
00:15:27,213 --> 00:15:29,612
or painting Tana Mongeau's house pink.
356
00:15:29,697 --> 00:15:31,481
Or trying to fly out of LAX
357
00:15:31,565 --> 00:15:33,141
In our underwear.
358
00:15:33,225 --> 00:15:35,145
- Don't remind me.
- Yeah, it was dumb,
359
00:15:35,229 --> 00:15:37,850
but people liked those videos.
They liked us.
360
00:15:37,956 --> 00:15:40,022
Like, maybe we need
to get back to our roots.
361
00:15:40,214 --> 00:15:41,729
It's Christmas.
362
00:15:41,814 --> 00:15:44,436
People are out shopping.
Let's go out and be ourselves.
363
00:15:44,648 --> 00:15:46,000
Not assholes.
364
00:15:46,084 --> 00:15:48,378
Not edgy. Not piss people off.
365
00:15:48,463 --> 00:15:51,151
Let's just do
what we used to do. Be funny.
366
00:15:51,962 --> 00:15:53,495
That's not bad.
367
00:15:53,580 --> 00:15:55,667
I think it's
just what the channel needs.
368
00:15:55,752 --> 00:15:57,773
Shit.
It's Christmas.
369
00:15:58,108 --> 00:15:59,694
What do we got to lose?
370
00:16:00,026 --> 00:16:03,104
Bro House!
371
00:16:03,276 --> 00:16:05,606
♪ City sidewalks ♪
372
00:16:05,690 --> 00:16:08,393
♪ Busy sidewalks ♪
373
00:16:08,478 --> 00:16:11,784
♪ Dressed in holiday style ♪
374
00:16:11,869 --> 00:16:13,521
♪ In the air ♪
375
00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:18,432
♪ There's a feeling
of Christmas ♪
376
00:16:18,748 --> 00:16:20,857
♪ Children laughing ♪
377
00:16:20,942 --> 00:16:22,646
♪ People passing ♪
378
00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:26,693
- ♪ Meeting smile after smile ♪
- Ho ho ho.
379
00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:32,162
♪ And on every street corner,
you'll hear... ♪
380
00:16:32,263 --> 00:16:36,501
See? This is what I mean.
Santa and Christmas.
381
00:16:36,585 --> 00:16:37,989
It's a good vibe.
Makes people smile.
382
00:16:38,073 --> 00:16:39,739
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We got this. It's fine.
383
00:16:39,824 --> 00:16:42,479
Zinn, remember why we're here.
384
00:16:42,563 --> 00:16:44,050
Dude, trust me.
385
00:16:44,134 --> 00:16:46,688
And can you keep us in frame
this time?
386
00:16:46,772 --> 00:16:48,758
Thanks, Grandma.
387
00:16:49,020 --> 00:16:50,796
- Oh, God.
- ♪ Ring‐a‐ling ♪
388
00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:52,934
♪ Ring‐a‐ling... ♪
389
00:16:53,018 --> 00:16:56,224
Tell Santa,
have you been naughty or nice?
390
00:16:57,020 --> 00:16:59,374
I've been nice?
391
00:16:59,630 --> 00:17:01,683
That's the only answer.
392
00:17:01,768 --> 00:17:03,265
Hey, yo, what's up, everybody?
393
00:17:03,350 --> 00:17:05,265
It's your favorite
Bro House dude, Zinn.
394
00:17:05,350 --> 00:17:07,391
We are out here
Christmas shopping
395
00:17:07,476 --> 00:17:09,700
and, uh, getting in
the Bro House Christmas spirit.
396
00:17:09,784 --> 00:17:11,704
Bro House forever! -Merry Christmas, fuckers!
397
00:17:11,788 --> 00:17:14,242
- That's right, baby. Forever!
- We're gonna see what, uh,
398
00:17:14,327 --> 00:17:16,140
- Santa's bringing us this year.
- Hey.
399
00:17:16,256 --> 00:17:18,176
- Okay, so... ‐ Ooh!
- Hey. Hi. Sorry.
400
00:17:18,268 --> 00:17:20,589
- Uh, how you doing?
- Uh, I'm‐I'm good.
401
00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:21,805
Yeah? So, we're the Bro House.
402
00:17:21,889 --> 00:17:23,943
We were wondering,
what is it like being an elf?
403
00:17:24,063 --> 00:17:26,188
Uh, fun, I guess.
404
00:17:26,273 --> 00:17:27,563
- Uh...
- Do you get, like,
405
00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:30,632
half pay or something like that
because you're half size?
406
00:17:30,959 --> 00:17:33,881
No, I get full pay.
407
00:17:34,067 --> 00:17:35,987
- Ah. She's rich. ‐Oh, she gets full pay.
- Yeah.
408
00:17:36,071 --> 00:17:38,007
Wait, did you say
you're the Bro House?
409
00:17:38,175 --> 00:17:39,995
Were you the guys
who filmed that suicide?
410
00:17:40,079 --> 00:17:42,232
- Oh, no, no, no, that was someone else.
- No. So, tell me,
411
00:17:42,316 --> 00:17:44,570
is it true what they say
about male elves?
412
00:17:44,916 --> 00:17:47,209
- What?
- That they're hung like reindeer?
413
00:17:47,293 --> 00:17:49,680
- -Guys, there are kids around.
- Look, guys, I'm trying
414
00:17:49,764 --> 00:17:51,718
‐to work here, so... ‐Okay,
fine, fine, fine. Just tell me,
415
00:17:51,802 --> 00:17:54,557
- does Santa get first pick on elf chicks?
- What?
416
00:17:54,641 --> 00:17:57,296
You know, like, uh, are you his little... helper?
417
00:17:57,380 --> 00:17:59,233
Okay, you guys
need to leave now.
418
00:17:59,317 --> 00:18:01,771
Dude, we're just trying
to have some Christmas fun.
419
00:18:01,855 --> 00:18:04,143
- We're just trying to have...
- She asked you guys to leave.
420
00:18:04,227 --> 00:18:06,180
- Oh.
- Now turn your phones off and go.
421
00:18:06,264 --> 00:18:07,916
- Oh! -Just work the line, hon.
- No fucking way.
422
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,153
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
423
00:18:09,237 --> 00:18:10,789
Are you guys a thing?
424
00:18:10,873 --> 00:18:12,893
- Do I need to call security?
- Call security?
425
00:18:12,977 --> 00:18:14,830
With what, your smartphone?
426
00:18:14,914 --> 00:18:16,868
- Hey, you're hilarious. - Thanks, man.
- Aw. Aw.
427
00:18:16,952 --> 00:18:18,605
- Hey, little buddy. ‐Yeah, get your...
- Yo, yo, yo!
428
00:18:18,689 --> 00:18:20,042
- Oh, hey! ‐You're all funny.
- Oh, shit.
429
00:18:20,126 --> 00:18:22,012
- You're hilarious. Oh, so funny.
- Give it back to him!
430
00:18:22,096 --> 00:18:24,283
- Funny.
- You should be ashamed of yourselves.
431
00:18:24,367 --> 00:18:26,187
Why don't you
just get out of here!
432
00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:27,571
All right, you know what?
433
00:18:27,656 --> 00:18:29,409
Hey, kids, listen up. Listen up,
434
00:18:29,494 --> 00:18:31,315
because I got something
really important to tell you.
435
00:18:31,399 --> 00:18:33,902
Actually, this is
a public service announcement.
436
00:18:33,986 --> 00:18:35,305
Oh, shit.
437
00:18:35,389 --> 00:18:38,078
Santa isn't real.
It's just your parents.
438
00:18:38,162 --> 00:18:40,782
Yeah, they're the ones
who bring you your toys.
439
00:18:40,866 --> 00:18:42,189
- Yeah.
- I know it's a bummer,
440
00:18:42,274 --> 00:18:46,330
but... I wish someone had told me
the truth when I was your age.
441
00:18:46,447 --> 00:18:48,198
It's gonna save you
years of disappointment
442
00:18:48,282 --> 00:18:50,769
and years of therapy.
You're welcome.
443
00:18:50,853 --> 00:18:52,924
- Yeah.
- Isn't that right, Santa, baby?
444
00:18:55,396 --> 00:18:58,001
Leave now.
445
00:18:59,148 --> 00:19:01,064
- Shit.
- No, dude, come on.
446
00:19:01,149 --> 00:19:02,868
- You're a naughty boy.
- Come on, come on.
447
00:19:02,961 --> 00:19:05,098
- Why would I leave, Santa?
- Give him a lap dance!
448
00:19:05,182 --> 00:19:06,541
- Yeah.
- Shit. Twerk.
449
00:19:06,625 --> 00:19:08,760
- Twerk. Twerk. Twerk. Twerk.
- Give him a lap dance!
450
00:19:08,845 --> 00:19:10,943
- Dance. Dance. Dance. Dance.
- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
451
00:19:11,027 --> 00:19:12,642
- Twerk. Twerk. Yeah.
- Hey!
452
00:19:12,727 --> 00:19:15,962
- Oh!
- Jesus.
453
00:19:16,047 --> 00:19:18,251
Guess we're not getting presents
this year, boys.
454
00:19:19,073 --> 00:19:20,962
You'll get what you deserve.
455
00:19:21,759 --> 00:19:23,034
Oh, guys.
456
00:19:23,118 --> 00:19:24,336
- Security. Security!
- Oh, shit.
457
00:19:24,420 --> 00:19:25,973
Shit.
458
00:19:26,057 --> 00:19:28,344
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
459
00:19:28,429 --> 00:19:32,104
- I did nothing.
- Get 'em. Get 'em!
460
00:19:42,594 --> 00:19:44,498
We're back home, baby!
461
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:47,810
I can't believe
we didn't get locked up today.
462
00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:49,130
Well, thank God for mall cops.
463
00:19:49,215 --> 00:19:50,350
You see that one
almost have a heart attack
464
00:19:50,434 --> 00:19:52,121
outside Applebee's? - Yeah.
465
00:19:52,206 --> 00:19:54,724
Yo, what about that Santa?
The look on his face
466
00:19:54,817 --> 00:19:55,982
like he wanted to erase us
467
00:19:56,066 --> 00:19:56,945
from the Earth?
468
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,388
Guess we messed up his gig.
469
00:19:58,473 --> 00:20:00,810
- Yeah.
- Whatever, man. Bro House is back, baby!
470
00:20:00,895 --> 00:20:02,482
- Yeah! -
- It's ready.
471
00:20:02,567 --> 00:20:04,833
- Oh, shit.
- And I'm just gonna say it again,
472
00:20:04,918 --> 00:20:06,907
‐ I... ‐ Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
473
00:20:06,991 --> 00:20:08,810
Five. Four.
474
00:20:08,895 --> 00:20:11,607
Three. Two. One.
475
00:20:11,692 --> 00:20:13,545
- Happy New Year!
- Tell me, does Santa
476
00:20:13,638 --> 00:20:15,372
- get first pick on elf chicks?
- It's up, it's up, it's up.
477
00:20:15,456 --> 00:20:17,442
- What?
- You know, like, uh,
478
00:20:17,526 --> 00:20:19,334
are you his little... helper?
479
00:20:19,418 --> 00:20:21,530
- Okay, you guys need to leave now.
- Jesus.
480
00:20:21,615 --> 00:20:22,787
Dude,
we're just trying to have...
481
00:20:22,871 --> 00:20:24,224
I don't even
remember doing that.
482
00:20:24,308 --> 00:20:25,892
- Call security? With what?
- Yeah.
483
00:20:25,976 --> 00:20:27,362
This mall thing
was your idea, man.
484
00:20:27,677 --> 00:20:28,865
Dude, it wasn't my idea
485
00:20:28,950 --> 00:20:30,870
to sexually harass
a female mall employee
486
00:20:31,121 --> 00:20:32,552
or humiliate a little person
487
00:20:32,637 --> 00:20:34,677
or tell a bunch of kids
that Santa Claus isn't real.
488
00:20:34,802 --> 00:20:38,025
Okay, so...
things got a little crazy.
489
00:20:38,465 --> 00:20:40,956
Yeah,
we were supposed to be making up
490
00:20:41,041 --> 00:20:43,475
- for cheering for a guy falling to his death.
- You know,
491
00:20:43,559 --> 00:20:44,912
if you don't like how we roll,
492
00:20:44,997 --> 00:20:47,368
maybe you're not
Bro House material.
493
00:20:47,927 --> 00:20:49,255
Maybe you should just move out.
494
00:20:49,340 --> 00:20:51,377
Well, the way we're going, we're
all gonna have to move out,
495
00:20:51,461 --> 00:20:52,372
- so...
- See?
496
00:20:52,457 --> 00:20:53,976
Negative shit.
That's all you do.
497
00:20:54,061 --> 00:20:55,714
- All I do?
- Yeah.
498
00:20:55,799 --> 00:20:58,099
Who do you think records
and uploads all this crap?
499
00:20:58,223 --> 00:21:00,209
My blind nine‐year‐old cousin
can do that,
500
00:21:00,294 --> 00:21:01,892
and we wouldn't have
to cut her in on one‐fourth.
501
00:21:01,976 --> 00:21:02,515
Okay.
502
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:04,320
Then get your
nine‐year‐old cousin to do this.
503
00:21:04,404 --> 00:21:04,988
Bro, chill.
504
00:21:05,073 --> 00:21:06,233
Chill. Come on, Barry's right.
505
00:21:06,317 --> 00:21:07,671
He's the one that keeps
the whole thing running.
506
00:21:07,755 --> 00:21:10,599
Nobody clicks on Bro House
to see you, dude.
507
00:21:10,887 --> 00:21:12,807
They click to see us.
That's a fact.
508
00:21:12,892 --> 00:21:14,865
Okay, well, maybe
if people were clicking,
509
00:21:14,950 --> 00:21:17,310
we wouldn't be in total shit.
510
00:21:17,395 --> 00:21:18,700
Maybe if it wasn't
for your shit,
511
00:21:18,785 --> 00:21:19,983
- we wouldn't be in this total shit.
- Guys, guys, guys.
512
00:21:20,067 --> 00:21:22,240
- Are you kidding me?
- Come on. Come on! Chill out.
513
00:21:22,712 --> 00:21:24,097
This is the Bro House.
514
00:21:24,494 --> 00:21:28,117
"Bro" means "brother,"
and this isn't what brothers do.
515
00:21:28,271 --> 00:21:31,290
We stand for something.
We stand for good friends
516
00:21:31,375 --> 00:21:33,646
and good fucking times
fucking shit up.
517
00:21:33,731 --> 00:21:36,130
And the country needs that
more than ever right now.
518
00:21:36,646 --> 00:21:38,538
The country
needs fucking shit up?
519
00:21:38,661 --> 00:21:40,475
We have to stick together.
520
00:21:40,559 --> 00:21:42,947
We can't let anything
tear us apart.
521
00:21:43,031 --> 00:21:44,466
No matter what.
522
00:21:45,270 --> 00:21:47,786
Uh, hey, guys?
523
00:21:48,041 --> 00:21:49,526
Come check this out.
524
00:21:49,755 --> 00:21:52,099
Okay, bro, it's gonna be fine.
525
00:21:52,183 --> 00:21:54,938
There are comments.
"Just when I thought
526
00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:56,474
"the Bro House
couldn't sink any lower,
527
00:21:56,558 --> 00:21:58,077
- you go and do this."
- Whatever, man.
528
00:21:58,161 --> 00:21:59,505
- It's one comment.
- Nope.
529
00:21:59,590 --> 00:22:02,418
Here are some more.
"I don't know about Santa Claus,
530
00:22:02,503 --> 00:22:03,380
"but you guys are proof
531
00:22:03,465 --> 00:22:05,592
God doesn't exist.
Fuck off and die."
532
00:22:05,677 --> 00:22:07,329
Didn't really need
that second part, though.
533
00:22:07,413 --> 00:22:08,865
Oh, and we're losing followers.
534
00:22:08,950 --> 00:22:10,335
Fuck!
535
00:22:10,865 --> 00:22:13,341
This isn't fair!
How can people be so mean?
536
00:22:13,425 --> 00:22:15,990
- It's fine. It's fine.
- No, no, no, no, no, I can't do this.
537
00:22:16,075 --> 00:22:17,895
I can't go back
to living with my parents.
538
00:22:18,025 --> 00:22:19,945
My dad's an asshole.
I can't.
539
00:22:20,068 --> 00:22:21,888
Let me see this shit.
540
00:22:21,973 --> 00:22:23,137
Are we out of beer?
541
00:22:23,222 --> 00:22:25,159
- There's another case in the garage.
- Fuck.
542
00:22:25,243 --> 00:22:27,021
Dude, we've lost
this many followers already?
543
00:22:27,106 --> 00:22:28,779
- Mm‐hmm.
- I can't handle this.
544
00:22:28,864 --> 00:22:31,161
- Wyatt. ‐Wyatt.
- Wyatt.
545
00:22:31,343 --> 00:22:33,263
Dude.
546
00:22:35,272 --> 00:22:37,226
Fuck, this is bad. This is bad.
547
00:22:37,317 --> 00:22:38,763
Xanax.
548
00:22:39,458 --> 00:22:41,552
- What?
- I'll OD on Xanax.
549
00:22:41,669 --> 00:22:43,929
- Bro House. Bro House.
- That's a good way to go.
550
00:22:44,013 --> 00:22:44,997
Bro House.
551
00:22:45,082 --> 00:22:46,896
Fuck is going on?
552
00:22:47,309 --> 00:22:48,252
Yo.
553
00:22:48,337 --> 00:22:49,622
This is Detective Deena Gibbs
554
00:22:49,707 --> 00:22:51,249
calling
from L. A. Robbery‐Homicide.
555
00:22:51,334 --> 00:22:52,779
Who am I speaking with?
556
00:22:52,864 --> 00:22:55,219
Uh, Zinn.
What's this about?
557
00:22:55,442 --> 00:22:57,829
Were you a part
of an online prank
558
00:22:57,914 --> 00:23:00,268
at the Santa Village
in a mall in West L. A.?
559
00:23:00,554 --> 00:23:03,542
- Maybe.
- I'm not interested in your prank.
560
00:23:03,658 --> 00:23:05,618
I need to speak
with you and your friends
561
00:23:05,703 --> 00:23:07,890
about the individual
who was posing as Santa.
562
00:23:08,735 --> 00:23:10,654
- Yeah, what about him?
- It seems
563
00:23:10,739 --> 00:23:12,274
he wasn't the man
hired for the job.
564
00:23:12,423 --> 00:23:15,078
We just found that individual
in his apartment.
565
00:23:15,186 --> 00:23:16,352
Murdered.
566
00:23:16,437 --> 00:23:18,259
What, are you serious?
567
00:23:18,455 --> 00:23:20,008
Wait, this isn't a joke?
568
00:23:20,092 --> 00:23:21,945
- I'm very serious, son.
- Guys.
569
00:23:22,029 --> 00:23:23,666
I need you and your friends to
come down to the police station
570
00:23:23,750 --> 00:23:25,230
tomorrow morning
and give a statement.
571
00:23:25,813 --> 00:23:27,212
U‐Um, y‐yeah.
572
00:23:27,297 --> 00:23:28,591
We can...
We can do that, I guess.
573
00:23:28,675 --> 00:23:30,235
I understand, uh,
574
00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:31,773
someone was recording the prank?
575
00:23:31,858 --> 00:23:33,844
I need a copy of that video.
576
00:23:33,976 --> 00:23:36,079
It could help us
locate this guy.
577
00:23:37,259 --> 00:23:40,680
We're pretty sure this isn't
the first time he's done this.
578
00:23:44,498 --> 00:23:46,352
We'll see you at the station
in the morning.
579
00:24:05,352 --> 00:24:09,006
What the fuck?
580
00:24:20,886 --> 00:24:22,923
She said
ther's been other murders
581
00:24:23,007 --> 00:24:24,274
in other state.
582
00:24:24,359 --> 00:24:27,508
That this guy actually
goes around killing mall Santas
583
00:24:27,593 --> 00:24:30,248
- and taking their place.
- Why?
584
00:24:30,368 --> 00:24:32,954
Uh, because he's crazy.
585
00:24:33,038 --> 00:24:35,063
- Obsessed with being Santa.
- I don't know.
586
00:24:35,148 --> 00:24:36,626
This all sounds made up to me.
587
00:24:36,711 --> 00:24:38,072
Are you sure
we're not being pranked?
588
00:24:38,156 --> 00:24:40,634
Well, if we show up
to the police station tomorrow
589
00:24:40,719 --> 00:24:42,239
and they don't know
what we're talking about,
590
00:24:42,323 --> 00:24:44,293
then we were pranked.
591
00:24:47,116 --> 00:24:49,419
- What are you doing?
- I just want to see this guy's face again.
592
00:24:49,503 --> 00:24:52,134
Guess we're not
getting presents this year, boys.
593
00:24:52,251 --> 00:24:54,154
You'll get what you deserve.
594
00:24:55,131 --> 00:24:57,051
Yeah, I mean...
595
00:24:57,190 --> 00:24:59,454
he definitely doesn't look right.
596
00:24:59,539 --> 00:25:02,144
Huh. Someone just uploaded
597
00:25:02,229 --> 00:25:03,414
a video to our account.
598
00:25:03,498 --> 00:25:05,151
What do you mean, "someone"?
599
00:25:05,516 --> 00:25:07,606
We're the only ones
that can do that.
600
00:25:10,779 --> 00:25:12,566
The hell?
601
00:25:12,774 --> 00:25:14,344
Whoa.
602
00:25:16,545 --> 00:25:17,965
Jesus.
603
00:25:18,057 --> 00:25:19,266
What the hell are we watching
604
00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:21,415
- right now?
- It's a prank.
605
00:25:21,534 --> 00:25:23,071
Wyatt's pranking us.
606
00:25:24,550 --> 00:25:25,736
Right?
607
00:25:25,821 --> 00:25:26,873
Yeah.
608
00:25:26,958 --> 00:25:28,634
Yeah, yeah, obviously.
609
00:25:28,782 --> 00:25:30,301
I mean, it's pretty good.
610
00:25:30,385 --> 00:25:32,001
But he's such an asshole.
611
00:25:32,086 --> 00:25:34,573
Probably wasn't even a real cop
on the phone. God...
612
00:25:35,290 --> 00:25:36,447
Zinn?
613
00:25:36,531 --> 00:25:37,970
Dude, I'm gonna talk to him.
614
00:25:38,435 --> 00:25:40,155
I'm deleting this.
615
00:25:40,239 --> 00:25:41,690
Wait, look.
616
00:25:43,812 --> 00:25:45,766
That's, like, 50 likes already.
617
00:25:46,184 --> 00:25:48,274
People are fucking loving it.
618
00:25:48,859 --> 00:25:51,480
- "That's awesome."
- "Great effects."
619
00:25:51,565 --> 00:25:54,204
"Finally, something we like."
620
00:25:56,583 --> 00:25:58,236
Wait, wh...
621
00:25:58,321 --> 00:26:00,228
- Why'd you do that?
- Because it's sick.
622
00:26:00,312 --> 00:26:02,082
I don't care if people like it.
623
00:26:04,167 --> 00:26:06,520
It's back up.
Someone just reposted it.
624
00:26:06,605 --> 00:26:08,001
Who?
625
00:26:08,884 --> 00:26:10,352
I don't know.
626
00:26:11,051 --> 00:26:12,971
Now what?
627
00:26:13,056 --> 00:26:15,877
Someone just...
They just posted a‐a link.
628
00:26:16,007 --> 00:26:17,126
What the hell is that?
629
00:26:17,211 --> 00:26:18,897
It's...
630
00:26:18,982 --> 00:26:21,302
from the York Explorer Daily.
631
00:26:21,985 --> 00:26:23,180
What's that?
632
00:26:23,265 --> 00:26:25,165
Wyatt, dude, come on.
633
00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:26,568
We saw the video.
634
00:26:26,764 --> 00:26:28,284
You're gonna do
something like that,
635
00:26:28,368 --> 00:26:29,653
it's got to be a group call.
636
00:26:29,737 --> 00:26:31,134
Wyatt.
637
00:26:32,173 --> 00:26:33,688
Come on, man. It's not cool.
638
00:26:33,773 --> 00:26:34,845
Wyatt!
639
00:26:48,102 --> 00:26:51,429
"Scholars now believe
that the legend of Santa Claus
640
00:26:51,514 --> 00:26:54,136
"isn't based on Saint Nicholas
or any other saint.
641
00:26:54,673 --> 00:26:57,157
It's based on the ancient tales
of the wild man."
642
00:26:57,242 --> 00:27:00,097
The wild man?
What kind of bullshit is that?
643
00:27:00,466 --> 00:27:02,119
"He was a pagan nature god,
644
00:27:02,204 --> 00:27:04,558
"bringer of storm and fury
and destruction who wore
645
00:27:04,643 --> 00:27:07,243
"animal skins
and a hideous painted face.
646
00:27:07,328 --> 00:27:10,300
"He was also a fierce hunter
who punished those who were bad.
647
00:27:10,385 --> 00:27:11,337
"Over time,
648
00:27:11,422 --> 00:27:13,242
"he became
what we know of him today.
649
00:27:13,453 --> 00:27:15,454
And he didn't
just bring presents."
650
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:19,751
Wyatt, come on.
This isn't fucking funny.
651
00:27:20,118 --> 00:27:21,368
Shit. Jesus.
652
00:27:26,883 --> 00:27:28,687
The fuck are you?
653
00:27:28,861 --> 00:27:30,481
Yo, where's Wyatt?
654
00:27:30,566 --> 00:27:33,212
Are you the one
doing this shit with him?
655
00:27:33,758 --> 00:27:35,235
Hello?
656
00:27:35,332 --> 00:27:37,704
Listen, man, this isn't funny.
657
00:27:37,789 --> 00:27:40,628
I'll call the cops on you.
You got to go.
658
00:27:43,251 --> 00:27:45,204
Yo, I'll fuck you up, man.
659
00:27:45,289 --> 00:27:47,327
Dude.
660
00:27:48,223 --> 00:27:49,223
No, no!
661
00:27:55,242 --> 00:27:57,729
You're Santa. You're Santa!
662
00:27:58,137 --> 00:27:59,466
I fucking get it.
I believe in you!
663
00:27:59,550 --> 00:28:01,173
No, no, no!
No, no, no!
664
00:28:03,830 --> 00:28:05,438
What was that?
665
00:28:06,899 --> 00:28:08,282
They're fucking with us.
666
00:28:09,379 --> 00:28:10,831
Who?
667
00:28:11,188 --> 00:28:12,579
All of them. They're just...
668
00:28:12,743 --> 00:28:14,619
They're making prank videos
to get more followers.
669
00:28:14,703 --> 00:28:16,991
It's probably Zinn's idea.
670
00:28:17,076 --> 00:28:19,013
Yeah.
671
00:28:36,329 --> 00:28:40,337
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
672
00:28:40,464 --> 00:28:43,787
♪ "Fear not, then,"
said the Angel ♪
673
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:46,794
♪ Let nothing thee affright ♪
674
00:28:46,899 --> 00:28:49,298
♪ To free all those ♪
675
00:28:49,383 --> 00:28:52,272
♪ Who trust in Him ♪
676
00:28:52,456 --> 00:28:56,274
♪ From Satan's power and might ♪
677
00:28:56,407 --> 00:29:00,985
♪ Oh, tidings
of comfort and joy ♪
678
00:29:01,070 --> 00:29:04,259
♪ Comfort and joy ♪
679
00:29:04,344 --> 00:29:07,016
♪ Comfort and joy,
comfort and joy. ♪
680
00:29:23,102 --> 00:29:24,669
Come on!
681
00:29:24,753 --> 00:29:26,407
Are you kidding me?
682
00:29:26,491 --> 00:29:28,561
What if this isn't a prank?
683
00:29:30,499 --> 00:29:31,951
What if this isn't Zinn
and Wyatt?
684
00:29:32,035 --> 00:29:33,790
What if this is the guy
from the mall?
685
00:29:34,936 --> 00:29:37,175
Santa Claus?
686
00:29:38,696 --> 00:29:40,585
I'm calling 911.
687
00:29:42,923 --> 00:29:44,709
No, it's not a prank.
688
00:29:44,868 --> 00:29:46,948
I mean,
I'm pretty sure it's not.
689
00:29:47,032 --> 00:29:48,837
I‐I need you to come now.
690
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:51,356
Please?
691
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:53,071
F...
They're gonna send a car,
692
00:29:53,156 --> 00:29:54,431
but they won't say
it's an emergency.
693
00:29:54,515 --> 00:29:56,302
It's because there's been so
many calls about this address.
694
00:29:56,386 --> 00:29:58,040
Complaints from the neighbors.
Breaking up parties. That time
695
00:29:58,124 --> 00:29:59,910
we actually called the SWATs
on ourselves.
696
00:30:00,016 --> 00:30:01,335
That means it could be hours.
697
00:30:05,635 --> 00:30:07,258
Shit.
698
00:30:11,397 --> 00:30:13,258
Got to get the fuck
out of this house.
699
00:30:13,343 --> 00:30:16,365
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
We can't just leave the guys.
700
00:30:16,501 --> 00:30:19,071
If these videos are for real,
they're fucking dead!
701
00:30:19,156 --> 00:30:21,749
- I can't argue with that.
- I was gonna leave.
702
00:30:21,834 --> 00:30:23,754
I was gonna leave Bro House
and start my channel back up,
703
00:30:23,838 --> 00:30:25,057
and then
I was gonna go to college.
704
00:30:25,141 --> 00:30:26,174
I even talked to my parents
about it.
705
00:30:26,258 --> 00:30:27,576
I was done with this shit.
706
00:30:27,873 --> 00:30:30,974
Ho ho ho.
707
00:30:32,699 --> 00:30:34,219
♪ Jolly Christmas ♪
708
00:30:34,304 --> 00:30:35,622
♪ It's the best time... ♪
709
00:30:35,721 --> 00:30:37,226
I'm fucking scared.
710
00:30:38,668 --> 00:30:40,154
Yeah, so am I.
711
00:30:41,092 --> 00:30:42,477
♪ If there'll be snow... ♪
712
00:30:45,148 --> 00:30:48,070
♪ Have a holly jolly Christmas ♪
713
00:30:48,154 --> 00:30:51,043
♪ And when you walk
down the street... ♪
714
00:30:51,248 --> 00:30:52,947
And okay.
715
00:30:53,031 --> 00:30:55,193
It was a boner.
716
00:30:55,974 --> 00:30:57,789
Yeah, I know. Let's just get
the fuck out of here, okay?
717
00:30:57,873 --> 00:30:59,130
Okay.
718
00:31:02,237 --> 00:31:03,422
Looks clear.
719
00:31:03,561 --> 00:31:05,265
Come on.
720
00:31:09,826 --> 00:31:11,404
My hand!
721
00:31:11,568 --> 00:31:13,466
What happened?
722
00:31:13,551 --> 00:31:15,739
I'm shot. Help me! Get it out!
723
00:31:15,824 --> 00:31:17,343
Get it out! Oh!
724
00:31:17,428 --> 00:31:19,749
Oh, God, it hurts.
725
00:31:19,916 --> 00:31:22,003
- Fuck!
- Oh, God. Oh, God!
726
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:31,443
Oh!
727
00:31:35,741 --> 00:31:37,627
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
728
00:32:13,744 --> 00:32:15,314
Shit.
729
00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:30,638
I have a gun!
730
00:32:30,959 --> 00:32:33,180
I'll fucking blow your head off!
731
00:33:02,723 --> 00:33:05,371
You stupid motherfu...
732
00:33:09,510 --> 00:33:11,555
No fucking way.
733
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:13,792
You are not coming
through the chimney.
734
00:33:18,813 --> 00:33:20,399
Why won't you fucking cl...
735
00:33:20,625 --> 00:33:21,628
Fuck.
736
00:33:23,831 --> 00:33:26,553
Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
737
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:30,252
That's gasoline. Oh, my God.
738
00:33:31,765 --> 00:33:33,233
It's gasoline. What? Oh, God.
739
00:33:37,859 --> 00:33:39,779
"Silent Night" by Bing Crosby
playing...
740
00:33:42,601 --> 00:33:46,492
♪ Silent night... ♪
741
00:33:46,644 --> 00:33:49,065
That's five million.
Five million.
742
00:33:49,149 --> 00:33:51,469
That's five million.
Five million followers.
743
00:33:51,554 --> 00:33:53,240
Boys, we did it!
744
00:33:53,324 --> 00:33:55,979
Five million follow...!
745
00:33:56,063 --> 00:33:58,620
It's a fucking
Christmas miracle! Oh, my God.
746
00:33:58,763 --> 00:34:01,384
♪ All is bright... ♪
747
00:34:01,469 --> 00:34:03,691
That's five million followers.
We did it.
748
00:34:03,776 --> 00:34:05,964
Five million followers.
Five mil...
749
00:34:06,049 --> 00:34:07,144
Oh, my God!
750
00:34:07,229 --> 00:34:09,483
♪ Round yon Virgin ♪
751
00:34:09,568 --> 00:34:14,360
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
- ♪ Mother and Child ♪
752
00:34:15,003 --> 00:34:19,775
♪ Holy infant ♪
753
00:34:20,211 --> 00:34:25,939
♪ So tender and mild ♪
754
00:34:26,023 --> 00:34:31,083
♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪
755
00:34:37,245 --> 00:34:39,767
♪ Sleep ♪
756
00:34:39,852 --> 00:34:46,159
♪ In heavenly peace ♪
757
00:34:47,666 --> 00:34:53,260
♪ Silent night ♪
758
00:34:53,691 --> 00:34:59,606
♪ Holy night ♪
759
00:35:00,034 --> 00:35:05,034
♪ All is calm ♪
760
00:35:06,482 --> 00:35:12,113
♪ All is bright ♪
761
00:35:12,450 --> 00:35:19,581
♪ Round yon Virgin ♪
762
00:35:19,855 --> 00:35:25,024
♪ Mother and Child ♪
763
00:35:25,409 --> 00:35:31,169
♪ Holy infant ♪
764
00:35:31,339 --> 00:35:37,574
♪ So tender and mild ♪
765
00:35:37,921 --> 00:35:40,894
♪ Sleep ♪
766
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:45,511
♪ In heavenly ♪
767
00:35:46,283 --> 00:35:50,917
♪ Peace. ♪
768
00:35:51,001 --> 00:35:55,613
♪ Peace. ♪
769
00:36:23,048 --> 00:36:26,008
Ho ho ho.
770
00:37:38,107 --> 00:37:40,640
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