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[Music]
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Brick Bardo: It's
a cruel world.
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It's kind of lonely when
you're only a foot tall
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like this little Ginger
who got shrunk by aliens.
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Maybe a visit from
Dollman will cheer her up.
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I know meeting a chick my
size would make me feel better
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about being stuck
on this planet.
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[Music]
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[Fighting]
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Play time.
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[Fighting]
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[Music]
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[Fighting]
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A Bum: Uh-oh.
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Look at this place.
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[pause] What a joint.
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[Noises]
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A Bum: Make all the
fucking noise you want.
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Don't mean nothing.
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I'm here and I'm
warm and I'm dry.
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Well, not too dry.
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But this is my port
in the storm.
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Good evening, everyone.
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Hope you don't mind sharing
your home with me for the night
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and if you do, fuck you.
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[Pause]
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Judith Grey: Sir,
I'm here at Toyland.
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Now whoever it was I heard
before has dropped into one
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of the main storage bins.
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Over.
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Over is right, Grey.
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I told you that house
is off limits.
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What the hell are
you doing there?
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Judith Grey: My job.
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Bullshit.
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You're on suspension; remember?
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Judith Grey: Sir, like I
told you before, I have known
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for months that there's
something going down here.
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I don't want to
here this shit, Grey.
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Judith Grey: Sir, I'm going
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to give you my stakeout
position.
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Yeah. Standing
in front of my desk.
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I'm sending a unit to pull
your ass out of there.
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You're done, Officer.
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Judith Grey: Not yet.
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[Music]
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[Laughing]
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A Bum: There's more
fun than [inaudible]
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[Laughing/Horn]
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[Music]
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Thanks for helping
us out, asshole.
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[laughing] Let's get
rid of this creep.
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[Music]
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Judith Grey: Jesus Christ.
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Not quite, slut.
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[Fighting]
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You're full of this shit.
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It takes magic to
fight magic, bitch.
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Judith Grey: [Inaudible]
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Miss me, miss me.
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Now you got to kiss me.
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[Fighting]
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Drop the gun.
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Now.
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Judith Grey: You
guys don't understand.
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Do it.
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Judith Grey: Look, I'm a cop.
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You were a cop, Ms. Grey.
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Turn around.
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Judith Grey: What?
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Up against the wall.
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Move it.
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Judith Grey: You don't
know what you're doing.
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I was firing on a suspect that
escaped through that air duct.
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Uh-huh.
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You're under arrest.
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Judith Grey: What's
the charge?
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Discharging a firearm
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in the city limits
will do for starters.
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This is for your
own good, Ms. Grey.
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We don't want anybody
to get hurt.
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Judith Grey: Okay.
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I've been staking out this
place for months waiting
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for these suspects
to make a move.
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And now they finally do
and you guys come along
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and fuck everything up.
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You have the right
to remain silent.
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Judith Grey: No,
it's the goddamn toys.
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Go after the toys.
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Anything you say can
and will be used you.
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Judith Grey: You're
letting the toys win.
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Let go! No!
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Yeah, right.
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Well, thanks for coming
along when you guys did
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but I probably would
have been able
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to handle the weirdo
by myself, of course.
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You never know when
you've got to put it all
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on the line in this job.
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You know what I mean?
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[Music]
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Who would have thought
a good looking broad
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like that going psycho.
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Psycho.
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All bitches are crazy, squirt.
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Don't look so surprised,
jerk weed.
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I know all about women.
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Nice [inaudible], half pint.
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You've got shit for brains.
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I can use someone like you.
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[Music]
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Hey, hey.
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Rise and shine all you, rodents.
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It's a great day to play
hooky and hit the beach.
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So come on.
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Let's blast out under the
blue skies and crank it.
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Ginger: I'd love
to rock out, pal.
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Do you know anyone that
will come and get me
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down off this kitchen counter?
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Brick Bardo: Perfect.
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Sheik in a bottle.
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All I got to do is find her.
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Hey, buddy, you seen a girl
around here about my size?
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Huh?
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Brick Bardo: What's
the matter?
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You never seen a cop before?
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[Noises]
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This is perfect, baby.
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Just the thing to
drive GI Joe insane.
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Will you get the
hell out of here?
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Look, you're a
public figure now.
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Okay. Let's face it.
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There aren't that many foot
tall cutie pies running
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around out there and the
public has a right to know.
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Don't you have any
respect for freedom
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of the press for God's sake?
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Knock it off.
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You're scaring me.
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Oh, I think I wet myself.
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You could have at least
used a bottle opener.
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What do you want?
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Collins: An exclusive
interview
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with you wearing a teeny
wienie little bikini.
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Then you'll leave
me alone forever?
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All right.
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Collins: Great.
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Great. Just give me
a couple of days.
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I'll put some wardrobe together.
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I'll call Barbie's people.
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Maybe they'll give us a loan.
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I'll see you later, doll.
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I can hardly wait.
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[Scary music]
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[Scream]
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[Fighting]
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Brick Bardo: The
exterminator is here.
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Don't worry.
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You're not dreaming.
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Ginger: Who are you?
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Brick Bardo: Bardo.
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Brick Bardo.
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The neighbors call me Dollman.
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Ginger: Dollman?
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Brick Bardo: Not really.
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[pause] Yeah, real.
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Ginger: I don't
understand any of this.
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Did you get shrunk like I did?
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Brick Bardo: Come on.
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I'll fill you in.
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Ginger: Gross.
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A month ago I would
have just questioned.
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I never know anything so
small could be so scary.
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Brick Bardo: Yeah.
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Nightmares come in all sizes.
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Judith Grey: I
saw your interview.
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You know where they are?
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Collins: You're
wasting your breath.
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Judith Grey: You know,
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I can make life very
difficult for you, Collins.
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Collins: Yeah.
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Look, cop or no cop.
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I don't have to give
up a damn thing to you.
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Judith Grey: All
I need is an address.
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Collins: Ever since
we ran this story,
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I've had people dropping out
of trees making me huge offers
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to tell them where these
two little freaks are; okay?
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Judith Grey: Fine.
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So what does it hurt you
to help me a little bit?
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Collins: I made a
promise to be discreet.
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Judith Grey: What?
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Your big offers weren't
big enough.
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Collins: Let's just say my
integrity means a lot to me.
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Look, you and I don't
have to negotiate
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on a cash basis, do we?
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Judith Grey: Give me a break.
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Collins: You've
got assets, baby.
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You should learn
how to use them.
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Well...
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Judith Grey: Maybe
you're right.
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Collins: I always
figured that the cops
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and the press should learn how
to cooperate with each other.
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But I can't give up anything
until you give something to me.
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Judith Grey: Fair enough.
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But I've got to have
something, just a taste.
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Just so I know that your
information is good, you know?
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Collins: It's the best.
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[pause] You're making
this tough.
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Okay. Okay.
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It's a little nothing
town called Pahoota.
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Judith Grey: Pahoota?
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Collins: Pahoota.
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Judith Grey: Pahoota?
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Collins: Yeah.
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I can drive us there.
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We can spend the
night on the road.
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Judith Grey: Sure.
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How about when hell
freezes over.
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Collins: What?
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What is this?
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Judith Grey: Thank
you for your cooperation
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with my little investigation
of media ethics.
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Collins: I'm doing
a story on you.
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When I'm done with you,
you're not going to be able
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to get a gig as a
crossing guard,
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you little prick teasing slut.
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Okay. I didn't mean to call
you a prick tease; okay.
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[Scuffling noises]
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Brick Bardo: You
well done yet?
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Ginger: Can't be
too thin or too tan.
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Brick Bardo: Or too small.
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Ginger: Very funny.
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Brick Bardo: Well, these
fire stones that Onteros used
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to get them to 400 degrees.
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People get so tan
they were toast.
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Ginger: Would I
be a babe on Onteros?
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Brick Bardo: Yeah.
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You'd do all right.
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Ginger: Wow.
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That almost sounded
like a compliment.
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Brick Bardo: Maybe it was.
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Ginger: You don't talk too
much about your home, Bardo.
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Brick Bardo: Yeah.
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I'm too far away from it.
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Ginger: Miss it?
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Brick Bardo: Not anymore.
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Ginger: Then you should
be able to talk about it.
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I told you how I got
into this whole mess
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and I don't even know how
you ended up on earth.
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What's Onteros like?
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Are there bug-eyed
monsters all over the place?
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Is it real dangerous?
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Brick Bardo: Hell.
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Your kitchen is dangerous.
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Ginger: Come on.
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So you're a cop; right?
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Brick Bardo: Yeah.
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I was a cop.
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My beat was Angel City,
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a high tech armpit
of a city on Onteros.
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My job was to nail every
intergalactic scumbag I could
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get my hands on.
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I was damn good at it.
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That pissed some people off.
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Disappointed you didn't get
to kill anyone tonight, Bardo?
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00:23:41,053 --> 00:23:41,721
You're through.
265
00:23:41,721 --> 00:23:43,289
You goddamn psycho.
266
00:23:43,289 --> 00:23:44,624
Brick Bardo: Hell.
267
00:23:44,624 --> 00:23:46,325
I didn't give a shit about
anything except doing my job.
268
00:23:46,325 --> 00:23:48,828
Screw was a wart on the
asshole of the universe.
269
00:23:48,828 --> 00:23:50,029
We've spent the better part
270
00:23:50,029 --> 00:23:51,998
of the last five eons
trying to kill each other.
271
00:23:51,998 --> 00:23:56,068
You're a very
violent man, Bardo.
272
00:23:56,068 --> 00:23:56,969
Brick Bardo: Yes, I know.
273
00:23:56,969 --> 00:23:59,271
It's a violent universe.
274
00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:04,577
I bet you'd thought you'd
seen the last of me.
275
00:24:04,577 --> 00:24:07,580
Brick Bardo: I am seeing
the last of you, Screw.
276
00:24:07,580 --> 00:24:11,551
After our last encounter this
is all they managed to salvage.
277
00:24:11,551 --> 00:24:13,920
I'll see if I can
remember the first time.
278
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:15,855
Conglan bank job.
279
00:24:15,855 --> 00:24:17,490
I blew off your left arm.
280
00:24:17,490 --> 00:24:19,258
Most of my left foot.
281
00:24:19,258 --> 00:24:21,694
And then there was
the space extortion.
282
00:24:21,694 --> 00:24:23,229
What did I take?
283
00:24:23,229 --> 00:24:26,065
Two or three legs.
284
00:24:26,065 --> 00:24:27,667
Among other things.
285
00:24:27,667 --> 00:24:32,805
And the last time all I
remember was your head rolling
286
00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:33,906
around in the parking lot.
287
00:24:33,906 --> 00:24:37,409
I didn't think it
was enough to save.
288
00:24:37,409 --> 00:24:39,145
Modern medicine.
289
00:24:39,145 --> 00:24:42,048
They're doing some
wonderful things.
290
00:24:42,048 --> 00:24:43,816
It's too bad your lovely
family couldn't benefit
291
00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:45,151
as I have.
292
00:24:45,151 --> 00:24:47,286
But then I think even our best
doctors couldn't have done
293
00:24:47,286 --> 00:24:49,989
anything with what
was left with them.
294
00:24:51,423 --> 00:24:52,391
Brick Bardo: What
do you want?
295
00:24:52,391 --> 00:24:56,996
You've always
screwed up my plans.
296
00:24:56,996 --> 00:25:00,066
But this time you won't have
a chance because you're going
297
00:25:00,066 --> 00:25:05,805
to be in tiny, tiny
little pieces.
298
00:25:05,805 --> 00:25:09,676
I've heard about this
custom made monster they use.
299
00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:13,613
Don't worry, Bardo, I'll
take good care of it.
300
00:25:13,613 --> 00:25:16,448
Start with his left hand.
301
00:25:16,448 --> 00:25:20,486
How does it feel to be
on the other side, Bardo?
302
00:25:20,486 --> 00:25:25,592
[Noises]
303
00:25:25,592 --> 00:25:26,659
Brick Bardo: I don't know.
304
00:25:26,659 --> 00:25:27,493
You tell me.
305
00:25:27,493 --> 00:25:36,569
[Fighting]
306
00:25:37,904 --> 00:25:39,105
Brick Bardo: Screw left
the guts of his buddies behind
307
00:25:39,105 --> 00:25:40,973
and took off to save this
grungy neck and that's
308
00:25:40,973 --> 00:25:43,509
about all that was left.
309
00:25:43,509 --> 00:25:51,150
[Noises]
310
00:25:51,150 --> 00:25:53,753
I stole a unit from
the police garage
311
00:25:53,753 --> 00:25:56,522
and chased his ass half
across the universe.
312
00:25:56,522 --> 00:26:05,531
[Machine noises]
313
00:26:51,010 --> 00:27:00,019
[Fighting]
314
00:27:13,032 --> 00:27:14,100
They played a little
rough for my tastes
315
00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:17,469
so I gave them a quick
lesson in manners.
316
00:27:17,469 --> 00:27:21,674
[Fighting]
317
00:27:21,674 --> 00:27:24,677
Drop the weapons.
318
00:27:24,677 --> 00:27:26,478
Let go.
319
00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:35,554
[Fighting]
320
00:27:51,971 --> 00:27:53,339
Brick Bardo: Her
name is Maria.
321
00:27:53,339 --> 00:27:55,407
She reminded of a girl back
home except she was a hundred
322
00:27:55,407 --> 00:27:57,509
times bigger.
323
00:27:57,509 --> 00:28:06,518
[Noises]
324
00:28:12,759 --> 00:28:18,798
Maria: I didn't
mean to scare you.
325
00:28:18,798 --> 00:28:21,801
You are so small.
326
00:28:27,006 --> 00:28:27,940
[pause] We can't stay here.
327
00:28:27,940 --> 00:28:29,008
They'll be back.
328
00:28:29,008 --> 00:28:30,476
Brick Bardo: I'm
not going anywhere.
329
00:28:30,476 --> 00:28:39,551
[Noises]
330
00:28:42,321 --> 00:28:45,091
She took me home to a pit she
shared with her ten-year-old son
331
00:28:45,091 --> 00:28:48,227
and a bunch of noisy neighbors
who thought I was a freak.
332
00:28:48,227 --> 00:28:49,829
I would have found a
way to beat the hell
333
00:28:49,829 --> 00:28:53,199
out of there except
Maria needed some help.
334
00:28:53,199 --> 00:28:54,967
Get away.
335
00:28:54,967 --> 00:28:56,102
All of you.
336
00:28:56,102 --> 00:28:57,036
Brick Bardo: She had
guts and wouldn't roll
337
00:28:57,036 --> 00:28:58,470
over to some neighborhood
scumbags
338
00:28:58,470 --> 00:29:00,172
who are running the streets.
339
00:29:00,172 --> 00:29:01,107
What? Your little
friend going
340
00:29:01,107 --> 00:29:02,508
to come over and beat me up?
341
00:29:02,508 --> 00:29:03,075
Maria: Help!
342
00:29:03,075 --> 00:29:05,444
Somebody help!
343
00:29:05,444 --> 00:29:09,415
[Fighting]
344
00:29:09,415 --> 00:29:10,482
Brick Bardo: I
nailed them all.
345
00:29:10,482 --> 00:29:14,286
It felt damn good,
like I was a cop again.
346
00:29:14,286 --> 00:29:17,456
I had a thing for Maria but
it just wasn't in the cards.
347
00:29:17,456 --> 00:29:22,461
Besides I was running low
on ammo so I said good-bye.
348
00:29:22,461 --> 00:29:30,569
[Music]
349
00:29:30,569 --> 00:29:33,205
So I figured quiet
wasn't such a bad idea.
350
00:29:33,205 --> 00:29:34,874
Ginger: Quiet where?
351
00:29:34,874 --> 00:29:37,009
In Pahoota?
352
00:29:37,009 --> 00:29:41,713
I think you came to the wrong
place, Brick, believe me.
353
00:29:41,713 --> 00:29:44,350
I've got a story that
will match yours.
354
00:29:44,350 --> 00:29:46,685
It even involves space aliens.
355
00:29:46,685 --> 00:29:48,921
Only this one wasn't
shorter than earth people.
356
00:29:48,921 --> 00:29:50,489
He just like to make
earth people short.
357
00:29:50,489 --> 00:29:59,565
[Music with machine noises]
358
00:30:26,258 --> 00:30:29,628
Guys from space wanted the music
and the babes that went with it
359
00:30:29,628 --> 00:30:33,665
so they used the station to play
the intergalactic dating game.
360
00:30:33,665 --> 00:30:35,834
And we were the bachelorettes.
361
00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:38,270
The idea was to shrink
us down to portable size,
362
00:30:38,270 --> 00:30:40,606
put us in their ship,
and take us home.
363
00:30:40,606 --> 00:30:43,775
The first one to go was
Cookie, the waitress.
364
00:30:43,775 --> 00:30:44,977
A very good friend of mine.
365
00:30:44,977 --> 00:30:48,314
Then they went after Bunny.
366
00:30:48,314 --> 00:30:49,982
They really played
with her mind.
367
00:30:49,982 --> 00:30:54,386
Then they came after me.
368
00:30:54,386 --> 00:30:58,390
Actually it felt kind
of good at first.
369
00:30:58,390 --> 00:31:01,027
Then it got bogged out.
370
00:31:02,628 --> 00:31:03,829
Before we knew it we ended
371
00:31:03,829 --> 00:31:05,497
up in these tacky
little space bottles.
372
00:31:05,497 --> 00:31:14,573
[Music]
373
00:31:24,016 --> 00:31:31,457
[Screams]
374
00:31:31,457 --> 00:31:34,360
The DJ and some guys
from town fought the monster
375
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:37,796
and got them to return the
other girls to normal size.
376
00:31:37,796 --> 00:31:40,532
But they chased them away before
they got a chance to rescue me.
377
00:31:40,532 --> 00:31:49,608
[Noises]
378
00:32:02,021 --> 00:32:03,489
Where's Ginger?
379
00:32:03,489 --> 00:32:08,227
[Screams]
380
00:32:08,227 --> 00:32:09,428
Ginger: That was
about as trapped
381
00:32:09,428 --> 00:32:12,131
and alone as I ever want to be.
382
00:32:12,131 --> 00:32:14,200
Help! Help!
383
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:21,807
I never real knew what being
lonely was until... until...
384
00:32:21,807 --> 00:32:24,476
Brick Bardo: You're
not trapped, Ginger.
385
00:32:24,476 --> 00:32:27,913
You're not alone either.
386
00:32:27,913 --> 00:32:31,517
Ginger: I'm glad
you're here, Brick.
387
00:32:31,517 --> 00:32:40,592
[Music]
388
00:32:51,803 --> 00:32:57,576
Ginger: Brick, behind you.
389
00:32:57,576 --> 00:32:58,977
Judith Grey: Sorry.
390
00:33:00,479 --> 00:33:08,820
[Music]
391
00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:13,359
So now I guess I'm Miss
psycho cop of the year.
392
00:33:13,359 --> 00:33:15,661
Brick Bardo: How long
did they suspend you?
393
00:33:15,661 --> 00:33:17,196
Judith Grey: Six
months depending
394
00:33:17,196 --> 00:33:18,830
on the outcome of my hearing.
395
00:33:18,830 --> 00:33:20,232
Brick Bardo: Does
your captain back you?
396
00:33:20,232 --> 00:33:21,800
Judith Grey: Are you kidding?
397
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:23,069
He's the one that had me busted.
398
00:33:23,069 --> 00:33:25,337
Brick Bardo: We had a
captain like that on Onteros.
399
00:33:25,337 --> 00:33:27,039
He was a real jerk.
400
00:33:27,039 --> 00:33:28,807
Every time he got
his ass in a sling,
401
00:33:28,807 --> 00:33:31,243
he'd use me for the fall guy.
402
00:33:31,243 --> 00:33:33,045
Judith Grey: Sounds like
we work for the same guy.
403
00:33:33,045 --> 00:33:34,046
Brick Bardo: Except your pain
404
00:33:34,046 --> 00:33:37,616
in the ass was bigger
sort to speak.
405
00:33:37,616 --> 00:33:39,418
Judith Grey: So are
you going to help me?
406
00:33:39,418 --> 00:33:41,587
Ginger: You mean hunt
down the possessed toys?
407
00:33:41,587 --> 00:33:43,222
Judith Grey: I
didn't imagine them.
408
00:33:43,222 --> 00:33:44,823
Ginger: Come on, lady.
409
00:33:44,823 --> 00:33:46,992
This whole thing sounds crazy.
410
00:33:46,992 --> 00:33:49,328
Toys that come to
life and kill people
411
00:33:49,328 --> 00:33:51,997
to help a demon from hell.
412
00:33:51,997 --> 00:33:53,031
Tell me another one.
413
00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:54,233
Judith Grey: Okay.
414
00:33:54,233 --> 00:33:55,867
Hey, how about a girl who
gets shrunk by a monster
415
00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:59,138
from outer space and lives
with your alien boyfriend
416
00:33:59,138 --> 00:34:00,172
in the kitchen drawer, huh?
417
00:34:00,172 --> 00:34:01,240
Ginger: Ha.
418
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:02,074
Judith Grey: Do
you believe that one?
419
00:34:02,074 --> 00:34:03,442
Brick Bardo: Ladies, please.
420
00:34:03,442 --> 00:34:04,810
Ginger: She's already been
kicked off the police force
421
00:34:04,810 --> 00:34:06,378
for being nut-so.
422
00:34:06,378 --> 00:34:08,747
Said there was some chicken
delivery guy who fought the toys
423
00:34:08,747 --> 00:34:10,282
with you the first time.
424
00:34:10,282 --> 00:34:12,151
Why don't you ask him for help?
425
00:34:12,151 --> 00:34:12,818
Judith Grey: I did.
426
00:34:12,818 --> 00:34:14,253
He won't talk to me.
427
00:34:14,253 --> 00:34:15,221
He won't talk to anybody.
428
00:34:15,221 --> 00:34:17,523
He's... he's scared.
429
00:34:17,523 --> 00:34:19,024
Ginger: That's convenient.
430
00:34:19,024 --> 00:34:20,826
Judith Grey: It's true.
431
00:34:20,826 --> 00:34:22,128
Brick Bardo: What
about your kid?
432
00:34:22,128 --> 00:34:24,163
They might want revenge on
the both of you for screwing
433
00:34:24,163 --> 00:34:26,165
up their plans a year ago.
434
00:34:26,165 --> 00:34:26,998
Judith Grey: Yeah.
435
00:34:26,998 --> 00:34:28,700
Well, I took him to my sister's.
436
00:34:28,700 --> 00:34:30,035
He'll be safe there.
437
00:34:30,035 --> 00:34:32,271
Ginger: You're acting
like you believe her.
438
00:34:32,271 --> 00:34:34,373
Judith Grey: Bardo,
partner up with me.
439
00:34:34,373 --> 00:34:35,941
You can go where those toys go.
440
00:34:35,941 --> 00:34:38,977
You're the perfect size to
help me kick their butts.
441
00:34:38,977 --> 00:34:41,747
Brick Bardo: I'm kind of
liking the quiet, Ms. Grey.
442
00:34:41,747 --> 00:34:43,249
Judith Grey: It would
be a hell of a job.
443
00:34:43,249 --> 00:34:46,152
But if you can't, you can't.
444
00:34:46,152 --> 00:34:50,456
I'm sorry to waste your time.
445
00:34:50,456 --> 00:34:52,258
I thought you might
still be a cop.
446
00:34:52,258 --> 00:34:54,693
Brick Bardo: Wait a minute.
447
00:34:54,693 --> 00:34:55,761
Ginger: Brick, don't.
448
00:34:55,761 --> 00:34:58,997
Brick Bardo: I
am still a cop.
449
00:34:58,997 --> 00:35:03,402
Ginger: I just don't want
anything to happen to you.
450
00:35:03,402 --> 00:35:06,138
Brick Bardo: I can take care
of myself, maybe this lady too.
451
00:35:06,138 --> 00:35:08,840
I just never had a partner
who looked like you.
452
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:11,843
Ginger: You're a little
compact for her, aren't you?
453
00:35:11,843 --> 00:35:14,112
Brick Bardo: I
didn't mean it that way.
454
00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:16,315
She's a cop in trouble.
455
00:35:16,315 --> 00:35:18,150
Okay. You got me.
456
00:35:18,150 --> 00:35:19,117
Judith Grey: Great.
457
00:35:19,117 --> 00:35:21,387
Ginger: Actually
you've got us.
458
00:35:21,387 --> 00:35:22,221
Brick Bardo: Wait.
459
00:35:22,221 --> 00:35:23,021
I don't want you tagging along.
460
00:35:23,021 --> 00:35:24,390
Ginger: The hell I'm not.
461
00:35:24,390 --> 00:35:27,593
She might decide she wants to
play house with the Dollman
462
00:35:27,593 --> 00:35:28,727
and I'm going to be right there
463
00:35:28,727 --> 00:35:31,497
to show her who's built
better for the job.
464
00:35:31,497 --> 00:35:32,898
Besides I'm nurse.
465
00:35:32,898 --> 00:35:36,502
If anything does happen to you,
somebody's got to patch you up.
466
00:35:36,502 --> 00:35:45,577
[Music]
467
00:35:50,782 --> 00:35:53,285
Brick Bardo: What's
the layout?
468
00:35:53,285 --> 00:35:54,686
Judith Grey: Two floors
469
00:35:54,686 --> 00:35:58,123
with an air conditioning system
running through the whole place.
470
00:35:58,123 --> 00:35:59,725
Brick Bardo: You can flush
the toys out from one side.
471
00:35:59,725 --> 00:36:01,527
I can bait them from the other.
472
00:36:01,527 --> 00:36:03,195
Ginger: If they're there.
473
00:36:03,195 --> 00:36:04,696
Judith Grey: We'll
see them soon enough.
474
00:36:04,696 --> 00:36:06,298
Brick Bardo: If we
bust this case at all,
475
00:36:06,298 --> 00:36:07,399
it'll square it for you.
476
00:36:07,399 --> 00:36:10,669
Judith Grey: You
know, I don't even care
477
00:36:10,669 --> 00:36:12,037
if the department
knows about this.
478
00:36:12,037 --> 00:36:14,373
I just want to kill
those little bastards.
479
00:36:14,373 --> 00:36:15,173
That's far enough.
480
00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:20,479
Get the hell away from her.
481
00:36:20,479 --> 00:36:29,555
[Suspense music]
482
00:36:35,827 --> 00:36:37,095
You can do all this shit.
483
00:36:37,095 --> 00:36:38,697
What do you need me for?
484
00:36:38,697 --> 00:36:41,032
The first asshole
was just an accident.
485
00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:43,802
We need a steady supply of blood
to reach our full strength.
486
00:36:43,802 --> 00:36:46,204
I can get you all the
hookers you need as long
487
00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:48,106
as you keep your
end of the bargain.
488
00:36:48,106 --> 00:36:50,776
You're going to protect us
until we can summon the master?
489
00:36:50,776 --> 00:36:53,245
Yeah. As long as he gives
me everything that I want.
490
00:36:53,245 --> 00:36:54,212
No problem.
491
00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:55,013
Believe me.
492
00:36:55,013 --> 00:36:57,516
Your life's going to change.
493
00:36:57,516 --> 00:37:03,289
[Noises]
494
00:37:03,289 --> 00:37:04,256
Judith Grey: Quiet.
495
00:37:04,256 --> 00:37:07,959
Brick Bardo: Get me inside.
496
00:37:07,959 --> 00:37:11,229
I'll take care of that.
497
00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:12,130
Judith Grey: Set.
498
00:37:12,130 --> 00:37:14,466
Brick Bardo: Set.
499
00:37:14,466 --> 00:37:23,542
[Music]
500
00:37:39,991 --> 00:37:47,299
[Noises]
501
00:37:47,299 --> 00:37:49,501
Baby, you're mine.
502
00:37:49,501 --> 00:37:58,577
[Suspense music]
503
00:38:09,488 --> 00:38:12,458
This one's back for
another ass kicking.
504
00:38:12,458 --> 00:38:16,995
[Noises]
505
00:38:16,995 --> 00:38:18,464
Officer Grey doesn't
give up easy.
506
00:38:18,464 --> 00:38:27,539
[Suspense music]
507
00:39:50,722 --> 00:39:53,892
Ginger: They don't
look alive to me.
508
00:39:53,892 --> 00:39:54,726
Judith Grey: Yeah.
509
00:39:54,726 --> 00:39:55,494
Well, this is just kid stuff.
510
00:39:55,494 --> 00:40:04,570
[Music]
511
00:40:15,681 --> 00:40:16,648
Brick Bardo: I
haven't been hunting
512
00:40:16,648 --> 00:40:18,083
since I landed on this planet.
513
00:40:18,083 --> 00:40:20,018
This ought to be fun.
514
00:40:20,018 --> 00:40:21,853
Judith Grey: The toys
come in through that duct
515
00:40:21,853 --> 00:40:24,122
so they can be any place
in the whole building.
516
00:40:24,122 --> 00:40:25,557
Brick Bardo: So
let me in there
517
00:40:25,557 --> 00:40:26,792
to meet the sons of bitches.
518
00:40:26,792 --> 00:40:29,961
Ginger, you take cover.
519
00:40:29,961 --> 00:40:31,863
Ginger: I'm no
wimp, you know.
520
00:40:31,863 --> 00:40:33,899
Brick Bardo: Yeah, I know,
baby, but you don't have a gun.
521
00:40:33,899 --> 00:40:35,534
We do.
522
00:40:35,534 --> 00:40:42,741
[Gun shots]
523
00:40:42,741 --> 00:40:44,910
Jesus. Who's out there?
524
00:40:44,910 --> 00:40:46,411
Arnold Schwarzenegger.
525
00:40:46,411 --> 00:40:47,245
Who?
526
00:40:47,245 --> 00:40:48,480
Brick Bardo: Drive them back.
527
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:50,448
Judith Grey: They'll
stick their heads out again.
528
00:40:50,448 --> 00:40:52,551
They love to play this
cat and mouse shit.
529
00:40:52,551 --> 00:41:01,560
[Noises]
530
00:41:10,502 --> 00:41:12,137
Hey, bitch, how
much ammo you going
531
00:41:12,137 --> 00:41:14,806
to waste before you give it up?
532
00:41:14,806 --> 00:41:18,043
Judith Grey: That
much, you little bastard.
533
00:41:18,043 --> 00:41:22,914
Hey, don't fuck
with my friends.
534
00:41:22,914 --> 00:41:27,886
I thought I got rid of
you, you crazy broad.
535
00:41:30,622 --> 00:41:32,357
I'll be damned.
536
00:41:32,357 --> 00:41:34,225
More living dolls.
537
00:41:34,225 --> 00:41:36,327
Judith Grey: Put
the gun down.
538
00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:39,531
Hey, I'm not sharing
this shit with anybody.
539
00:41:39,531 --> 00:41:48,506
[Gun fire]
540
00:41:48,506 --> 00:41:50,709
Brick Bardo: Nice
shooting, officer.
541
00:41:50,709 --> 00:41:55,714
I wish I were 5 feet
taller, no offense.
542
00:41:55,714 --> 00:41:56,982
Judith Grey: Thanks.
543
00:41:56,982 --> 00:41:58,817
We don't have much time.
544
00:41:58,817 --> 00:42:00,251
That was two of the toys.
545
00:42:00,251 --> 00:42:03,622
But there's more and
they can go anyplace.
546
00:42:03,622 --> 00:42:07,659
It's your turn now, Bardy.
547
00:42:07,659 --> 00:42:08,493
Good luck.
548
00:42:08,493 --> 00:42:12,530
[Noises]
549
00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:13,498
Look out.
550
00:42:13,498 --> 00:42:22,574
[Fighting]
551
00:42:37,088 --> 00:42:37,723
Judith Grey: See.
552
00:42:37,723 --> 00:42:40,158
I wasn't kidding.
553
00:42:40,158 --> 00:42:49,234
Brick Bardo: Hang
in there, Judith.
554
00:42:50,435 --> 00:42:55,540
Judith Grey: Just
finish the job; okay, Bardo?
555
00:42:55,540 --> 00:42:56,541
Brick Bardo: Count on it.
556
00:42:56,541 --> 00:43:05,550
[Noises]
557
00:43:15,460 --> 00:43:17,128
Brick Bardo: Wait.
558
00:43:17,128 --> 00:43:19,965
This is no good.
559
00:43:19,965 --> 00:43:22,934
We don't know this place.
560
00:43:22,934 --> 00:43:26,905
They can jump out anywhere.
561
00:43:26,905 --> 00:43:30,141
Ginger, we need to find
an advantage point.
562
00:43:30,141 --> 00:43:34,680
Ginger: Look up there
where we can get out.
563
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:37,615
Brick Bardo: I can't do that.
564
00:43:37,615 --> 00:43:39,450
Ginger: If we get out of
here, we could get some help.
565
00:43:39,450 --> 00:43:40,518
Brick Bardo: I can't.
566
00:43:40,518 --> 00:43:46,124
I made a promise cop to cop.
567
00:43:46,124 --> 00:43:47,759
You wait here.
568
00:43:47,759 --> 00:43:50,228
Look. I'll compromise.
569
00:43:50,228 --> 00:43:53,631
I'll see what I can do up here.
570
00:43:53,631 --> 00:43:55,667
You go [inaudible.]
571
00:43:55,667 --> 00:43:59,537
Ginger: I don't
want to leave you here.
572
00:44:00,772 --> 00:44:06,277
Brick Bardo: I don't like
the idea either, Ginger.
573
00:44:06,277 --> 00:44:07,478
I really don't.
574
00:44:07,478 --> 00:44:16,554
[Music/fighting]
575
00:44:46,184 --> 00:44:48,519
Ginger: Brick, watch out.
576
00:44:48,519 --> 00:44:57,595
[Fighting/noises]
577
00:46:26,017 --> 00:46:26,617
Ginger: Brick.
578
00:46:26,617 --> 00:46:27,485
Brick.
579
00:46:27,485 --> 00:46:36,561
[Chasing noises]
580
00:46:50,475 --> 00:46:51,476
Ginger: Brick!
581
00:46:51,476 --> 00:46:53,511
Brick Bardo: Ginger.
582
00:46:53,511 --> 00:46:58,483
[Music]
583
00:46:58,483 --> 00:47:01,452
Ginger: Brick,
up here in the bins.
584
00:47:01,452 --> 00:47:10,528
[Chasing noises]
585
00:48:14,993 --> 00:48:18,829
Why don't you join the
party in the next room?
586
00:48:18,829 --> 00:48:21,599
Better watch that first step.
587
00:48:21,599 --> 00:48:23,168
It's a killer.
588
00:48:23,168 --> 00:48:24,302
Ginger: Brick.
589
00:48:24,302 --> 00:48:27,472
Brick, get up.
590
00:48:27,472 --> 00:48:34,479
[Fighting]
591
00:48:34,479 --> 00:48:38,316
Have a nice baby nap, Bardo?
592
00:48:38,316 --> 00:48:39,084
Ginger: Brick.
593
00:48:39,084 --> 00:48:39,717
Brick Bardo: I'm okay.
594
00:48:39,717 --> 00:48:40,751
Are you all right?
595
00:48:40,751 --> 00:48:44,822
She's a bit tied
up at the moment.
596
00:48:44,822 --> 00:48:46,057
Brick Bardo: Ginger,
what's going on?
597
00:48:46,057 --> 00:48:47,758
Actually it's more
like what's coming off.
598
00:48:47,758 --> 00:48:49,094
[laughing] I told
you this is a party.
599
00:48:49,094 --> 00:48:54,799
You might even call it my
bachelor's party before my big
600
00:48:54,799 --> 00:48:55,633
wedding night.
601
00:48:55,633 --> 00:48:56,801
Brick Bardo: Wedding night?
602
00:48:56,801 --> 00:49:00,771
You heard right, shithead.
603
00:49:00,771 --> 00:49:06,011
Me and the doll chick
are going to engage
604
00:49:06,011 --> 00:49:12,250
in some marital bliss
and start a family.
605
00:49:12,250 --> 00:49:14,752
Brick Bardo: What the
hell are you talking about?
606
00:49:14,752 --> 00:49:16,021
You're a fucking toy.
607
00:49:16,021 --> 00:49:17,322
That's right.
608
00:49:17,322 --> 00:49:19,924
I'm a fucking toy and come
midnight that's exactly what
609
00:49:19,924 --> 00:49:21,892
I'll be doing to doll chick.
610
00:49:21,892 --> 00:49:24,129
But first I want
to have my party.
611
00:49:24,129 --> 00:49:26,464
Let's start up the
entertainment, boys.
612
00:49:26,464 --> 00:49:35,540
[Music playing]
613
00:49:45,550 --> 00:49:46,484
I love it.
614
00:49:46,484 --> 00:49:48,486
It's really going
to tear you up.
615
00:49:48,486 --> 00:49:56,061
[Music]
616
00:49:56,061 --> 00:49:57,395
That's done.
617
00:49:57,395 --> 00:49:59,830
This is the best bachelor
party a guy could ever ask for.
618
00:49:59,830 --> 00:50:01,199
Brick Bardo: You said
something about midnight.
619
00:50:01,199 --> 00:50:02,333
What's going to happen?
620
00:50:02,333 --> 00:50:03,434
The master arrives.
621
00:50:03,434 --> 00:50:06,237
That's what's going to happen.
622
00:50:06,237 --> 00:50:08,239
Brick Bardo: The master?
623
00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:10,608
Who's he? A fucking Ken doll?
624
00:50:10,608 --> 00:50:13,244
That's real funny, jerk-off.
625
00:50:13,244 --> 00:50:14,645
We've got a couple minutes.
626
00:50:14,645 --> 00:50:21,819
I suppose I could tell you the
whole story before you split.
627
00:50:21,819 --> 00:50:27,425
About 67 years ago on Halloween
night some dipshit tried
628
00:50:27,425 --> 00:50:31,329
to give him a body by letting
the master do the nasty
629
00:50:31,329 --> 00:50:32,430
with some bimbo.
630
00:50:32,430 --> 00:50:34,599
Unfortunately they
blew it somehow
631
00:50:34,599 --> 00:50:36,867
and the kid was born dead.
632
00:50:36,867 --> 00:50:39,036
So being the real brain
trust that they were,
633
00:50:39,036 --> 00:50:41,005
they had some rug rat trick
634
00:50:41,005 --> 00:50:43,007
and treaters bury the
demon baby in the ground.
635
00:50:43,007 --> 00:50:47,845
They didn't realize that some
day some yo-yos would build this
636
00:50:47,845 --> 00:50:50,748
warehouse over the burial site.
637
00:50:50,748 --> 00:50:56,387
For 66 years the master was
a prisoner inside the corpse.
638
00:50:56,387 --> 00:51:00,625
Looked like he'd never
get another chance
639
00:51:00,625 --> 00:51:04,061
until that pregnant slut
Judith Grey showed up.
640
00:51:04,061 --> 00:51:08,233
Her holier than thou spirit
helped to fuck up everything.
641
00:51:08,233 --> 00:51:12,770
That was a year ago and here
we are again, Halloween night.
642
00:51:12,770 --> 00:51:16,107
The master says it's
going to go inside me.
643
00:51:16,107 --> 00:51:19,510
And then the doll chick
here, she'll have a kid
644
00:51:19,510 --> 00:51:21,846
and finally the master will
have the body he needs.
645
00:51:21,846 --> 00:51:30,221
Oh, by the way, I got my baby
doll a baby doll nightie.
646
00:51:30,221 --> 00:51:36,060
It's for later when we
make baby doll love.
647
00:51:36,060 --> 00:51:37,528
Gentlemen, start your engines.
648
00:51:37,528 --> 00:51:46,604
[Noises]
649
00:51:47,872 --> 00:51:51,542
Looks like this is
the end of Brick Bardo.
650
00:51:51,542 --> 00:52:00,551
[Eerie noises]
651
00:52:08,326 --> 00:52:09,093
Brick Bardo: Run.
652
00:52:09,093 --> 00:52:09,894
Get the hell out of here.
653
00:52:09,894 --> 00:52:10,528
Split him a new asshole.
654
00:52:10,528 --> 00:52:17,067
[Buzzing noises]
655
00:52:17,067 --> 00:52:18,503
Grab that whore.
656
00:52:18,503 --> 00:52:27,578
[Fighting]
657
00:52:28,779 --> 00:52:30,515
We're still going to bump
and grind, baby-cakes.
658
00:52:30,515 --> 00:52:39,590
[Music]
659
00:52:53,037 --> 00:53:02,046
[Struggling noises]
660
00:53:20,498 --> 00:53:29,574
[Suspense music]
661
00:53:37,081 --> 00:53:39,517
Oh, now come on.
662
00:53:39,517 --> 00:53:40,117
Baby.
663
00:53:40,117 --> 00:53:40,785
Ginger: No.
664
00:53:40,785 --> 00:53:41,552
Just relax.
665
00:53:41,552 --> 00:53:42,620
Ginger: Stop it.
666
00:53:42,620 --> 00:53:43,754
Take it easy.
667
00:53:43,754 --> 00:53:44,455
Ginger: Stop it.
668
00:53:44,455 --> 00:53:46,190
It's going to be fun.
669
00:53:46,190 --> 00:53:51,195
Just think of it as
kind of a baby surprise.
670
00:53:51,195 --> 00:53:52,162
Ginger: Get away.
671
00:53:52,162 --> 00:53:56,534
Maybe sort of
like a little prick.
672
00:53:56,534 --> 00:54:02,307
[Laughing]
673
00:54:02,307 --> 00:54:05,676
It's almost time for
your big bang, baby.
674
00:54:06,744 --> 00:54:08,646
Put it on, cupcake.
675
00:54:08,646 --> 00:54:10,748
I don't want to lose
the romantic mood.
676
00:54:10,748 --> 00:54:13,017
Ginger: Put it on yourself,
you perverted mutant rat.
677
00:54:13,017 --> 00:54:14,519
Fuck it.
678
00:54:14,519 --> 00:54:15,853
You won't need it anyhow.
679
00:54:15,853 --> 00:54:16,954
We're going to be
680
00:54:16,954 --> 00:54:19,490
in our birthday suits
once we get started.
681
00:54:19,490 --> 00:54:28,566
[Noises]
682
00:55:11,442 --> 00:55:12,477
Brick Bardo: Eat this.
683
00:55:12,477 --> 00:55:14,979
[Gun shot]
684
00:55:14,979 --> 00:55:20,117
[Music]
685
00:55:20,117 --> 00:55:25,055
Brick Bardo: Pop
goes the weasel.
686
00:55:25,055 --> 00:55:25,890
Hey, hey.
687
00:55:25,890 --> 00:55:27,858
Easy. Oh, you like to struggle.
688
00:55:27,858 --> 00:55:34,499
Well, I like the
rough stuff too, baby.
689
00:55:34,499 --> 00:55:38,536
You know how babies love
to nibble on things.
690
00:55:38,536 --> 00:55:40,605
Ginger: Stop.
691
00:55:40,605 --> 00:55:42,072
Get away from me.
692
00:55:42,072 --> 00:55:44,241
Get away.
693
00:55:44,241 --> 00:55:46,511
Open sesame.
694
00:55:46,511 --> 00:55:52,016
[Screams]
695
00:55:52,016 --> 00:55:54,318
Witching time.
696
00:55:54,318 --> 00:55:57,488
Ginger: Stay away from me.
697
00:55:57,488 --> 00:55:59,757
Stay away.
698
00:55:59,757 --> 00:56:03,428
And away we go.
699
00:56:03,428 --> 00:56:04,895
Ginger: What?
700
00:56:04,895 --> 00:56:06,330
It's happening.
701
00:56:06,330 --> 00:56:07,465
I'm changing.
702
00:56:07,465 --> 00:56:16,541
[Noises]
703
00:56:22,112 --> 00:56:24,415
I think you'll truly
enjoy this, my dear.
704
00:56:24,415 --> 00:56:25,182
Ginger: No.
705
00:56:25,182 --> 00:56:28,986
Get the hell away from me.
706
00:56:28,986 --> 00:56:32,757
Get the hell away from you?
707
00:56:32,757 --> 00:56:35,125
You've got it all wrong.
708
00:56:35,125 --> 00:56:39,430
I'm going to get
the hell inside you.
709
00:56:39,430 --> 00:56:41,165
[inaudible] suckers.
710
00:56:41,165 --> 00:56:42,132
Too late, Bardo.
711
00:56:42,132 --> 00:56:50,040
Drop the gun or I'll
kill the girl.
712
00:56:50,040 --> 00:56:51,542
Brick Bardo: Bullshit.
713
00:56:51,542 --> 00:56:53,511
You're not going to kill her.
714
00:56:53,511 --> 00:56:54,545
You need her.
715
00:56:54,545 --> 00:56:55,312
I've waited this long.
716
00:56:55,312 --> 00:56:56,213
I can wait another year.
717
00:56:56,213 --> 00:56:59,383
It depends on you.
718
00:56:59,383 --> 00:57:02,520
Well, it seems your Dollman
doesn't think as much
719
00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:04,054
of you as you believe.
720
00:57:04,054 --> 00:57:07,024
Ginger: Don't
listen to him, Brick.
721
00:57:07,024 --> 00:57:08,459
Now drop it on the floor.
722
00:57:08,459 --> 00:57:12,029
[Music]
723
00:57:12,029 --> 00:57:12,663
Ginger: No, no.
724
00:57:12,663 --> 00:57:13,363
Get over here.
725
00:57:13,363 --> 00:57:14,431
Here's the plan, Bardo.
726
00:57:14,431 --> 00:57:20,905
You try anything and
I'll break her neck.
727
00:57:20,905 --> 00:57:22,873
Do we understand each other?
728
00:57:22,873 --> 00:57:23,574
Brick Bardo: Yeah.
729
00:57:23,574 --> 00:57:24,709
Now, tell you what?
730
00:57:24,709 --> 00:57:30,748
I'll let you watch me do
the nasty with Ginger.
731
00:57:30,748 --> 00:57:38,923
You'll be the first to
experience my human birth.
732
00:57:38,923 --> 00:57:39,890
Ginger: No.
733
00:57:39,890 --> 00:57:44,895
It will be a real
honor for you.
734
00:57:44,895 --> 00:57:47,231
Ginger: Don't listen
to that creep, Brick.
735
00:57:47,231 --> 00:57:49,466
Remember he's still just a doll.
736
00:57:49,466 --> 00:57:51,435
How wrong you are, my dear.
737
00:57:51,435 --> 00:57:54,371
I have all the tools
necessary now.
738
00:57:54,371 --> 00:57:55,506
Ginger: All the tools.
739
00:57:55,506 --> 00:58:04,515
[Gun fire]
740
00:58:09,620 --> 00:58:11,455
Brick Bardo: Ginger.
741
00:58:11,455 --> 00:58:20,531
[Music]
742
00:58:21,599 --> 00:58:23,801
Ginger: What are
we going to do now?
743
00:58:23,801 --> 00:58:25,502
Brick Bardo: Call the cops.
744
00:58:25,502 --> 00:58:28,973
Tell them Judith Grey died
in the line of duty and after
745
00:58:28,973 --> 00:58:34,478
that we've got to find
our way back home.
746
00:58:34,478 --> 00:58:43,554
[Music]
747
00:58:58,035 --> 00:58:59,069
Brick Bardo: Pahoota.
748
00:58:59,069 --> 00:59:02,306
What? You say you
want to come here?
749
00:59:02,306 --> 00:59:04,508
Brick Bardo: I
said Pahoota, pal.
750
00:59:04,508 --> 00:59:08,112
What's the matter?
751
00:59:08,112 --> 00:59:10,247
You don't hear so well?
752
00:59:10,247 --> 00:59:11,048
[Inaudible]
753
00:59:11,048 --> 00:59:12,617
Brick Bardo: Step on it.
754
00:59:12,617 --> 00:59:21,692
We're a little short of patience
if you know what I mean.
755
00:59:23,828 --> 00:59:24,328
[Inaudible]
756
00:59:24,328 --> 01:04:05,976
[Music]
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