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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:15,239 Three of a kind! 2 00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:17,320 Yes! Finally! 3 00:00:17,820 --> 00:00:19,440 Kate, shirt, if you please. 4 00:00:19,820 --> 00:00:22,240 Mmm, sorry boys... 5 00:00:22,900 --> 00:00:24,860 That's a flush... dangit! 6 00:00:25,160 --> 00:00:26,080 What's that mean? 7 00:00:26,300 --> 00:00:28,440 That means pants, Garrett, if you please... 8 00:00:30,540 --> 00:00:31,720 That's what you get. 9 00:00:32,100 --> 00:00:35,360 You know, strip poker was invented by our forefathers 10 00:00:35,480 --> 00:00:39,019 as a way for us men to dupe unwitting pretty ladies out of their petticoats... 11 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:39,800 Amen! 12 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:40,605 That's progressive... 13 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:43,160 Yet somehow, you two remain fully clothed, 14 00:00:43,180 --> 00:00:46,940 while we sit here one thin elastic strap away from unveiling the business... 15 00:00:46,975 --> 00:00:48,559 I call collusion! 16 00:00:48,900 --> 00:00:50,965 What can I say? My dad had a gambling problem... 17 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:53,480 - Yeah nobody wants to see your business anyways. - Oh really? 18 00:00:54,780 --> 00:00:56,320 I would love to see your business man. 19 00:00:56,540 --> 00:00:57,880 I know you would buddy, thank you. 20 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:02,739 What was that? 21 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:05,239 Did somebody order pizza? 22 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:08,340 We're like 50 miles away from town with no cell service. 23 00:01:08,420 --> 00:01:10,120 Nobody's delivering pizzas out here. 24 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:11,800 Probably just the wind... 25 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:21,180 Okay, so you're telling me that that's just the wind? 26 00:01:21,460 --> 00:01:23,479 Yeah, okay, I heard that too... 27 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:26,220 - Come on guys, I think I've seen this movie before... - Garrett shut up! 28 00:01:26,255 --> 00:01:29,700 Hey! Okay! Calm down, alright. I will go check it out. 29 00:01:31,500 --> 00:01:34,360 You guys just, sit tight, relax... 30 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:38,680 ...and prepare to take your tops off, okay? 31 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:40,465 Boom! 32 00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:42,400 Oh God Kevin you are such a pig. 33 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:44,340 Yeah, such a pig... 34 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:47,880 What? He's cute... 35 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:51,020 Honestly, he's actually got a pretty great body. 36 00:01:51,900 --> 00:01:52,900 You should see it. 37 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:57,199 What was it? 38 00:02:03,700 --> 00:02:04,720 Kevin! 39 00:02:10,139 --> 00:02:13,700 Oh. My. God. 40 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:35,200 Okay, what the serious fuck you guys? 41 00:02:35,235 --> 00:02:36,079 Is everyone okay? 42 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:38,360 Oh God, is this how I die? In these stupid underpants? 43 00:02:38,395 --> 00:02:39,580 Good call, dummy. 44 00:02:40,020 --> 00:02:42,900 I literally can't die, okay, I haven't met Beyoncé yet! 45 00:02:42,940 --> 00:02:44,200 Don't you bring Queen B into this! 46 00:02:44,235 --> 00:02:45,079 I have to okay-- 47 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:46,900 Shhh! Stop, stop, no one is going to die! 48 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:51,280 You said your grandpa used to hunt here right? 49 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:51,925 Yeah. 50 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:52,960 Does he have a gun? 51 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:53,640 I...uh... 52 00:02:53,660 --> 00:02:54,485 Does he have a fucking gun?! 53 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:57,760 I don't know, yeah, maybe... I... he's a republican... 54 00:02:57,795 --> 00:03:00,079 Go find it. Jess, let's split up. 55 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:02,440 Block all the windows. 56 00:03:34,900 --> 00:03:36,920 Dammit, guys! 57 00:03:37,900 --> 00:03:39,460 I look like an idiot in this thing... 58 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:43,600 What?! 59 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:46,459 So, give the fat guy the pig mask? Was that the general idea? 60 00:03:47,620 --> 00:03:49,160 Did you cut your sleeves off? 61 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:53,440 Yeah, just, you know, trying to stay limber... 62 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:54,780 Limber? Really? 63 00:03:54,900 --> 00:03:55,500 Hey guys! 64 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:58,339 Yeah okay, a sheep mask? Now that is scary! 65 00:03:59,940 --> 00:04:00,700 What's going on? 66 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:03,160 He thinks his mask makes him look fat... 67 00:04:03,380 --> 00:04:04,960 It's not that it makes me look fat, 68 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:08,440 It's that it's pointing a fat little finger at all the fat that's already there. 69 00:04:08,580 --> 00:04:10,365 Don't be crazy, you look good! 70 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:13,380 - Yeah man, really good... - Seriously, fit, tight, really... 71 00:04:13,700 --> 00:04:16,519 Spare me, okay, you know there's nothing scary about a fat guy. 72 00:04:16,839 --> 00:04:18,099 Well that's just not true. 73 00:04:18,399 --> 00:04:22,500 You've got John Wayne Gacy, and The Penguin, and, uh... 74 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:24,099 ...and Buffalo Bill! 75 00:04:24,100 --> 00:04:27,980 No no, Buffalo Bill wasn't fat, he just liked fat chicks... 76 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:28,765 Oh yeah you're right. 77 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:31,060 This is amazing, I feel so much better now! 78 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:34,420 Oh come on! Get over yourself man! 79 00:04:34,455 --> 00:04:36,000 So you're a big boy! 80 00:04:36,020 --> 00:04:37,020 Oh, okay! 81 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:40,380 At least we didn't give you that dodgy looking monkey mask. 82 00:04:40,500 --> 00:04:42,820 Yeah, and Rick is really pulling it off! 83 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:54,040 Okay. Well I guess I'm just gonna go then... 84 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:56,820 I'll just let you guys handle it from here. 85 00:04:56,920 --> 00:04:58,580 Wait, wait you can't just leave! 86 00:04:59,180 --> 00:04:59,680 It's just... 87 00:05:03,180 --> 00:05:05,560 I've been really backsliding lately, okay? 88 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:13,220 You lose the weight. You do the paleo. You do the pilates. 89 00:05:14,100 --> 00:05:17,540 And then one thin mint later, you gain it all back. 90 00:05:17,980 --> 00:05:19,340 Oh I love Girl Scout cookies... 91 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:20,765 - I'm a Samoa guy. - Yeah... 92 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:23,180 When you don't see your hard work paying off, it's just... 93 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:26,880 It's tough to keep going, okay? I don't... 94 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:33,780 I don't feel scary anymore, okay. 95 00:05:34,860 --> 00:05:37,120 I barely have the confidence to go to the store with you guys, 96 00:05:37,280 --> 00:05:39,659 let alone come out here and terrorize some campers. 97 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:47,600 Hey... 98 00:05:49,300 --> 00:05:52,780 Do you remember, last summer... 99 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:59,659 ...when you strung that kid up to a tree by his braces? 100 00:06:01,340 --> 00:06:05,099 I mean, everybody thought you were crazy but, 101 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:10,539 shit man! That was awesome! 102 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:12,120 Or... 103 00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:15,919 - ...when you butchered that Canadian couple... - Okay... 104 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:17,345 - ...with... - Okay... 105 00:06:17,380 --> 00:06:21,740 ...with just a set of plastic cutlery and a bottle of maple syrup? 106 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:24,260 You're just saying that... 107 00:06:24,580 --> 00:06:25,080 Hey! 108 00:06:27,460 --> 00:06:30,060 You're not just some pig. 109 00:06:31,100 --> 00:06:31,600 Man. 110 00:06:34,500 --> 00:06:37,460 You're the... you're the backbone of this team. 111 00:06:39,980 --> 00:06:41,800 We can't do this without you. 112 00:06:43,180 --> 00:06:45,160 So what do you say? You wanna... 113 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:50,480 ...head back in there and finish this thang? 114 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:55,300 Yeah. Alright. 115 00:06:56,140 --> 00:06:57,460 Yeah bud! 116 00:06:58,220 --> 00:07:01,100 Thanks guys... I, ugh, I dunno... I-- 117 00:07:15,700 --> 00:07:19,599 Kate? Did, did you get 'em? 118 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:21,700 I got the fat one! 8562

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