All language subtitles for hgf kolop
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Filipino
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hindi
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Igbo
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Javanese
Kannada
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Malayalam
Maltese
Maori
Marathi
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese
Punjabi
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Sundanese
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Tamil
Telugu
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Xhosa
Yiddish
Yoruba
Zulu
Odia (Oriya)
Kinyarwanda
Turkmen
Tatar
Uyghur
Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:15,239
Three of a kind!
2
00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:17,320
Yes! Finally!
3
00:00:17,820 --> 00:00:19,440
Kate, shirt, if you please.
4
00:00:19,820 --> 00:00:22,240
Mmm, sorry boys...
5
00:00:22,900 --> 00:00:24,860
That's a flush... dangit!
6
00:00:25,160 --> 00:00:26,080
What's that mean?
7
00:00:26,300 --> 00:00:28,440
That means pants, Garrett, if you please...
8
00:00:30,540 --> 00:00:31,720
That's what you get.
9
00:00:32,100 --> 00:00:35,360
You know, strip poker was invented by our forefathers
10
00:00:35,480 --> 00:00:39,019
as a way for us men to dupe unwitting pretty ladies out of their petticoats...
11
00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:39,800
Amen!
12
00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:40,605
That's progressive...
13
00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:43,160
Yet somehow, you two remain fully clothed,
14
00:00:43,180 --> 00:00:46,940
while we sit here one thin elastic strap away from unveiling the business...
15
00:00:46,975 --> 00:00:48,559
I call collusion!
16
00:00:48,900 --> 00:00:50,965
What can I say? My dad had a gambling problem...
17
00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:53,480
- Yeah nobody wants to see your business anyways.
- Oh really?
18
00:00:54,780 --> 00:00:56,320
I would love to see your business man.
19
00:00:56,540 --> 00:00:57,880
I know you would buddy, thank you.
20
00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:02,739
What was that?
21
00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:05,239
Did somebody order pizza?
22
00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:08,340
We're like 50 miles away from town with no cell service.
23
00:01:08,420 --> 00:01:10,120
Nobody's delivering pizzas out here.
24
00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:11,800
Probably just the wind...
25
00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:21,180
Okay, so you're telling me that that's just the wind?
26
00:01:21,460 --> 00:01:23,479
Yeah, okay, I heard that too...
27
00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:26,220
- Come on guys, I think I've seen this movie before...
- Garrett shut up!
28
00:01:26,255 --> 00:01:29,700
Hey! Okay! Calm down, alright. I will go check it out.
29
00:01:31,500 --> 00:01:34,360
You guys just, sit tight, relax...
30
00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:38,680
...and prepare to take your tops off, okay?
31
00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:40,465
Boom!
32
00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:42,400
Oh God Kevin you are such a pig.
33
00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:44,340
Yeah, such a pig...
34
00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:47,880
What? He's cute...
35
00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:51,020
Honestly, he's actually got a pretty great body.
36
00:01:51,900 --> 00:01:52,900
You should see it.
37
00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:57,199
What was it?
38
00:02:03,700 --> 00:02:04,720
Kevin!
39
00:02:10,139 --> 00:02:13,700
Oh. My. God.
40
00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:35,200
Okay, what the serious fuck you guys?
41
00:02:35,235 --> 00:02:36,079
Is everyone okay?
42
00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:38,360
Oh God, is this how I die? In these stupid underpants?
43
00:02:38,395 --> 00:02:39,580
Good call, dummy.
44
00:02:40,020 --> 00:02:42,900
I literally can't die, okay, I haven't met Beyoncé yet!
45
00:02:42,940 --> 00:02:44,200
Don't you bring Queen B into this!
46
00:02:44,235 --> 00:02:45,079
I have to okay--
47
00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:46,900
Shhh! Stop, stop, no one is going to die!
48
00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:51,280
You said your grandpa used to hunt here right?
49
00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:51,925
Yeah.
50
00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:52,960
Does he have a gun?
51
00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:53,640
I...uh...
52
00:02:53,660 --> 00:02:54,485
Does he have a fucking gun?!
53
00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:57,760
I don't know, yeah, maybe... I... he's a republican...
54
00:02:57,795 --> 00:03:00,079
Go find it. Jess, let's split up.
55
00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:02,440
Block all the windows.
56
00:03:34,900 --> 00:03:36,920
Dammit, guys!
57
00:03:37,900 --> 00:03:39,460
I look like an idiot in this thing...
58
00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:43,600
What?!
59
00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:46,459
So, give the fat guy the pig mask? Was that the general idea?
60
00:03:47,620 --> 00:03:49,160
Did you cut your sleeves off?
61
00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:53,440
Yeah, just, you know, trying to stay limber...
62
00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:54,780
Limber? Really?
63
00:03:54,900 --> 00:03:55,500
Hey guys!
64
00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:58,339
Yeah okay, a sheep mask? Now that is scary!
65
00:03:59,940 --> 00:04:00,700
What's going on?
66
00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:03,160
He thinks his mask makes him look fat...
67
00:04:03,380 --> 00:04:04,960
It's not that it makes me look fat,
68
00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:08,440
It's that it's pointing a fat little finger
at all the fat that's already there.
69
00:04:08,580 --> 00:04:10,365
Don't be crazy, you look good!
70
00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:13,380
- Yeah man, really good...
- Seriously, fit, tight, really...
71
00:04:13,700 --> 00:04:16,519
Spare me, okay, you know there's nothing scary about a fat guy.
72
00:04:16,839 --> 00:04:18,099
Well that's just not true.
73
00:04:18,399 --> 00:04:22,500
You've got John Wayne Gacy, and The Penguin, and, uh...
74
00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:24,099
...and Buffalo Bill!
75
00:04:24,100 --> 00:04:27,980
No no, Buffalo Bill wasn't fat, he just liked fat chicks...
76
00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:28,765
Oh yeah you're right.
77
00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:31,060
This is amazing, I feel so much better now!
78
00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:34,420
Oh come on! Get over yourself man!
79
00:04:34,455 --> 00:04:36,000
So you're a big boy!
80
00:04:36,020 --> 00:04:37,020
Oh, okay!
81
00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:40,380
At least we didn't give you that
dodgy looking monkey mask.
82
00:04:40,500 --> 00:04:42,820
Yeah, and Rick is really pulling it off!
83
00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:54,040
Okay. Well I guess I'm just gonna go then...
84
00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:56,820
I'll just let you guys handle it from here.
85
00:04:56,920 --> 00:04:58,580
Wait, wait you can't just leave!
86
00:04:59,180 --> 00:04:59,680
It's just...
87
00:05:03,180 --> 00:05:05,560
I've been really backsliding lately, okay?
88
00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:13,220
You lose the weight. You do the paleo. You do the pilates.
89
00:05:14,100 --> 00:05:17,540
And then one thin mint later, you gain it all back.
90
00:05:17,980 --> 00:05:19,340
Oh I love Girl Scout cookies...
91
00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:20,765
- I'm a Samoa guy.
- Yeah...
92
00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:23,180
When you don't see your hard work paying off, it's just...
93
00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:26,880
It's tough to keep going, okay? I don't...
94
00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:33,780
I don't feel scary anymore, okay.
95
00:05:34,860 --> 00:05:37,120
I barely have the confidence to go to the store with you guys,
96
00:05:37,280 --> 00:05:39,659
let alone come out here and terrorize some campers.
97
00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:47,600
Hey...
98
00:05:49,300 --> 00:05:52,780
Do you remember, last summer...
99
00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:59,659
...when you strung that kid up to a tree by his braces?
100
00:06:01,340 --> 00:06:05,099
I mean, everybody thought you were crazy but,
101
00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:10,539
shit man! That was awesome!
102
00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:12,120
Or...
103
00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:15,919
- ...when you butchered that Canadian couple...
- Okay...
104
00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:17,345
- ...with...
- Okay...
105
00:06:17,380 --> 00:06:21,740
...with just a set of plastic cutlery and a bottle of maple syrup?
106
00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:24,260
You're just saying that...
107
00:06:24,580 --> 00:06:25,080
Hey!
108
00:06:27,460 --> 00:06:30,060
You're not just some pig.
109
00:06:31,100 --> 00:06:31,600
Man.
110
00:06:34,500 --> 00:06:37,460
You're the... you're the backbone of this team.
111
00:06:39,980 --> 00:06:41,800
We can't do this without you.
112
00:06:43,180 --> 00:06:45,160
So what do you say? You wanna...
113
00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:50,480
...head back in there and finish this thang?
114
00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:55,300
Yeah. Alright.
115
00:06:56,140 --> 00:06:57,460
Yeah bud!
116
00:06:58,220 --> 00:07:01,100
Thanks guys... I, ugh, I dunno... I--
117
00:07:15,700 --> 00:07:19,599
Kate? Did, did you get 'em?
118
00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:21,700
I got the fat one!
8562