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As all of you know,
Dr. Prescott,
Dr. Lazaar and myself

have, for the past ten months,
been engaged in Project X.Y.Z.

Each of us was working
on a separate phase
of the project

under a security system
only you who serve and protect

our mighty nation so admirably
are capable of devising.

It was to take the sum total
of our combined knowledge
to ever implement Project X.Y.Z.

But, in spite of your ingenuity,
a combination of our
general knowledge alone

was enough for us to realize
that we had developed

a... terrible weapon--

a weapon that would escalate
the current arms race

to nightmare proportions.

And so, upon discovering
the true dimensions

of our unconscionable task,
we burned every note,

every equation,
every trace of our work.

( voice becomes robotic ):
Gentlemen, we have destroyed
the X.Y.Z. nightmare.

Destroyed the X.Y.Z. nightmare.

We have destroyed
the X.Y.Z. nightmare.

Destroyed the X.Y.Z. nightmare.

Destroyed the X... Y... Z...

night... mare.

( voice slows )
Destroyed... the X... Y...

Z... night... mare.

Destroyed... the...

X... Y... Z...

night... mare...

( gasps )

It's an android.

* Wonder Woman *

* Wonder Woman *

( thunderclap )

* Wonder Woman *

* Get us out from under,
Wonder Woman *

* Wonder Woman *

* Wonder Woman *

That's Dr. Royce Tobias.
That's the day he
signed on my project.

Mm-hmm.

That's Dr. Royce Tobias
yesterday morning.
You're kidding.

What's left of an
intricately-built human robot.
Ooh...

Somewhere along the line
the real doctor was replaced
by an android,

and now he and all he knows
about Project X.Y.Z.
are missing.

You said it
would take all
three scientists

to develop the
X.Y.Z. Weapon, is that right?

Yeah. That's
small consolation.

Then there's no possibility
at all that the other two
scientists might short-circuit?

No.

Prescott and Lazaar
are still flesh and blood.

We've gotta make sure
that they stay that way.

When did they abort the project?
Two days ago.

They came and told me
right after they
burned their notes.

So then,
if they were working
right up until that time

Tobias had to have been
replaced after X.Y.Z.
was aborted, right?

That's right.
The first thing
we've to do

is find when
the switch was made.

I think I'll start
at Tobias' laboratory--

see if I can
find anything.

Alright.
Good.

Well, Diana,
looks like we'll be seeing
quite a lot of each other.

Well, yeah. I guess the more
I find out the more questions
I'll have for you, Dex.

Why don't you plan
on asking me some
of those questions

over dinner
one of these evenings?

More likely I'll be, uh...

asking them
over the telephone.

Hey, Dex.
Remember what I used
to tell you in college?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
"Confine your passes
to the football field."

DIANA:
Thank you very much. I'll
close the door behind me.

( door closes )

Lady...
you stay right where
you are and don't move.

You understand?
You stay right there.

That's just fine.

( thunderclap )

Gotten enough exercise?

Now, in 50 words or less
tell me why you were
in that laboratory.

No, I can't.
You have to.

You can't lie.
I... I can't.

I can't.

I...

can't.

I... can't.

( circuits buzzing with static )

( whooshing hiss )

( gurgling )

Whatever you were
programmed for,
I guess it wasn't for truth.

Dr. Prescott
was none too happy

with his new
living arrangements.

Lazaar had some
colorful phrases

about the security
arrangements
where he is, too.

I'll bet. Well, we've got
guards at every entrance,
every elevator

and at their rooms
in both buildings.

They may not be happy,
but they're safe.
Good.

( buzzing )

( buzzing continues )

Trevor.
Yeah, Steve,
it's... it's Diana.

Listen, I'm at Dr. Tobias',
and when I got here,
I wasn't alone.

I was greeted
by another android.
What happened?

Well, let's just say
that he... broke down
under pressure.

Are you alright?

Well, I'm fine,
but, uh, I'd like to know

why I'm standing
in a physicist's laboratory

looking at a battalion
of toy soldiers.

Just a second.

Diana found
some toy soldiers
at Tobias' apartment.

Does he have, uh,
some kind of a hobby?

Well, all three scientists
play war games

with miniature soldiers
for relaxation.

Aha.
Did you hear
that, Diana?

Yes.

I guess only geniuses
can play with toys

when they're over 50
and get away with it.

Right. You let us know
if you find anything
else, will you?

Right.

( engine starts )

( gunfire on TV )

( turns off TV )

This is torture.

( sighs )

( knocking )

Yes? Yes?
Dr. Prescott?

It's not as if
I could have gone anywhere.

Have you been
expecting these?

Somebody just brought
them by for you.

Oh, yes, yes.
Thank you, my good man.

Thank you so much.
Thank you. ( laughs )

Yes, now, Dr. Lazaar,
we shall see just

who should have won
the Battle of Chateau Thierry.

Yes, indeed.
I'll position
them here...

( skittering )

( yapping )

( yapping continues )

Ow!

( yapping continues )

Now, I'll put this here
for the moment,

and, oh, you know a place...
look at that.

And this one-- this cannon--
here... yes...

here, that here...

I get some positioning on this.
I told Lazaar not to move
his men up so quickly.

They'll be moved out
of position.
This infantry here...

Here...

Ow!
What...?

What is the...?

( phone rings )

( moans softly )

( ringing continues )

MAN:
Hello, Dr. Prescott.

You're going to do
exactly what I tell you to.

Now, listen...

( yapping )

( yapping continues )

( "Joy to the World" plays )

( music continues faintly )

Ah...

that is good, good, good.

And you, Fred,
you're a little noisy,
but very smart.

And you...
you have all these friends
to meet, so much to do.

( doorbell chimes )
Ooh...

Just when I was going
to introduce all of you.

( sighs )

Keep an eye on them, will you?

Ah...

and you with that flirty smile,
you take care
of all the introductions

and make sure he feels at home.
Mama, Mama...

Mama... Mama...

Mama, Mama...

( mechanical chattering )

( doorbell chimes )
Yes. Coming. Coming.

( sighs )

Hello.

Here, come.

I have another guest, eh?

Ah...

Let me see.
Let me see.

Up.

Mine is better.
Mine are always better.

Put it in that cage.

Coochie-coochie!

So, the android
that Diana ran into

was supposed to retrieve
something from the laboratory?
A reasonable deduction.

It was probably sent
to find and remove a clue
to Dr. Tobias' disappearance.

Yeah, well, I wish I could
advise you that we've
identified that clue, but...

No need to explain.
I am well acquainted
with human fallibility.

May I make a suggestion?

Of course. That's why
I keep you well oiled.

According to data just received
the key to Dr. Tobias'
disappearance

would seem to lie
with the place
where he spent most of his time.

Right.
Therefore, I suggest
you carefully examine

the present domicile
of the two remaining scientists.

Aha. I'm one step
ahead of you, IRA.

Diana's already on her way
to Prescott's
for that very reason.

Oh.
I'll give you a chance
to make another suggestion.

Do not do me any favors.
( laughs )

It's almost Christmas.
Affirmative.

Alright, I want
to buy Diana a present

but I don't know what
to get her.

With everything
you know about her
what would you suggest?

I suggest you talk
to Wonder Woman.

You're a big help.

( tapping )

DIANA:
Dr. Prescott?

Oh, um, yes, um,
come in, come in.

I'm Diana Prince
from the I.A.D.C.

Don't care if you're from
I.A.D.C. or F.D.I.C.

Can't tell you how happy
I am to have company.
Such lovely company.

Thank you very much.
Come...

I wanna ask some questions.

Sit down.
We'll have a lovely chat.

I really can't stay...
Yes, you can.

I wanna ask some questions.
Would you like some tea?

I don't...
Please, please, please.

Doctor, all I want
to find out

is when the android
switched places

with Dr. Tobias
so the X.Y.Z. Weapon...

Plenty of time for
questions later.

...won't fall into
the wrong hands.

I'll have some tea.

First, we'll
turn on the burner.

A little water.

Perhaps a cookie, huh?
This is going
to be very nice.

Doctor...
Yes?

Isn't this a strange hobby
for the three of you?

What?
Oh, no, no.

You see, battle strategy--
actually, the art
of it-- is fascinating.

But you aborted
the Project X.Y.Z.?

Ah... but that's quite
another matter, you see.

We felt that war
should be kept on
the level of fantasy...

unlike our superiors.

Ah! But now, I have
a little mint.

No, no.
Perhaps a little
orange pekoe.

No. I don't want anything.

I know you'll
love this.
Doctor...

A little cinnamon
with...
Listen to me.

I don't have time for tea.
No one has time for tea.

Okay, let's get down
to brass tacks.

After you burned
your notes on the project

did Dr. Tobias go anywhere
with anyone unusual?

I have already answered
these questions, and I...

No.
But a robot can't
just switch places

with someone without...

Doctor.

My, uh, tolerance for pain
is astonishing, isn't it?

It's remarkable.
That burner's red-hot.

Prescott's been replaced
by an android?
That's right.

I had him taken
to Valley Medical,

and the doctors there
definitely confirmed it.

But how?
How could that happen?

The guards in and around
Prescott's apartment
have no idea.

They swear
that Prescott never left

that he had no visitors
and that he did
absolutely nothing unusual.

Yet somebody was able
to make the switch.

Wait till Dex
hears about this.

In any event, I'm going
to have Dr. Lazaar checked out.

I'm going there now.
He's the only one

between somebody
and the X.Y.Z. Weapon.

Steve, if he's still
flesh and blood

it means that either
he's next in line
to be replaced by an android

or he's the one
that's doing the replacing.

If he isn't flesh
and blood the consequences
are unthinkable.

There still is
one more thing
I intend to look into.

I'll call you later.

( door opens )

Well?
I must say,

this has been
one of my more unusual
house calls.

I've checked people
for colds, flu, virus

but never
for not being human.

Thank you, Doctor.

You're the only one
that hasn't been replaced
with an android.

The nightmare just
goes on and on.

Security will have
to be tightened.

It may mean
moving you again.

Just make it end,
young lady.
Just make it end.

Then you will understand
that, since you are
the only one left

there's another course
of the investigation
that I have to take.

Oh, of course.
You'll have to inquire
as to whether I'm the one

putting the X.Y.Z. Weapon
together.
That's right.

You'll check out my friends, see
if I have any questionable ties
with foreign countries.

Oh, and look for evidence
that I'm under some great
financial strain, huh?

It has to be done.
Understood.

But let me point out right now,
it'll prove fruitless.

I'm responsible
for what's happened

only in so far as,
ten months ago

I agreed to work for Dexter
in this awful undertaking.

Where did you get these?
Soldiers?

In a toy shop in Georgetown.

On Blakely Street.

( "Jingle Bells" playing )

( bells ring )

( bells ring )

* Merry Christmas
and Happy New Year *

MAN:
May I help you?

I thought you were
one of the dolls.

Did you?

I must be quiet
on purpose for this one.

It's nap time.
Shh!

Oh, she's cute.
Ah, you like.

Maybe I can
show you a doll?

No, I'm interested
in, uh, toy soldiers.

I have something.

Something that
will light up

your child's eyes
like two moons.

No, actually...
Look...

I'm interested in
the miniature kind.

Miniature troops?
Miniature troops.

Tinker Town Troops.
That's a brand name.

I saw some World
War I models.

Why would such
a pretty woman like you

take up such
a morbid pastime?

They're not for me.
They're for a friend
of mine, for Christmas.

He studies
Von Clausewitz
as a hobby.

No miniature troops.
Perhaps the shop on Maple?

You don't carry them?
Nope.

I was told you did.
No, no, you try
the shop on Maple,

just north
of Third Street.

Okay. Thank you.
Oh, and Missy...

at this time of year
old man like me
gets tired

and sometimes
very rude.

Maybe you accept
this gift

for your dashboard
in your car

and perhaps forgive
a tired old man?

Alright.
Thank you very much,
and Merry Christmas.

The same to you.

( whispers ):
Bye.

( bells ring )

( "Jingle Bells" plays )

Ah... ah, my friends,
did you hear that?

She is a lady agent.
She's got to be stopped.

Ah, my love.

( beeping )

At last, your first voyage.
Your maiden voyage.

For it is a maiden
that you shall be destroying.

( beeping )

( buzzing )

( buzzing overhead )

( tires squealing )

( bombs whistle, explode )

( strafing )

( thunderclap )

( motor falters )

( beeping )

( beeping faster )

( beeping faster and faster )

( beeping rapidly )

Tired old man,
my eye.

Yes, you will
be my most perfect.

The creme de la creme
de la creme.

Now turn around.

It's because of you,
my love

all of my friends
and I will be happy
for a long, long time.

Now, let me see that
great big smile, hmm?

Mm-hmm. Now, let me get
this straight.

You were strafed
by a model airplane?

That's right.
There's a tree out
on County Line Road

with enough holes
in it to prove it.

What's the name of this toy
maker? We'll have
him checked out.

Orlich Hoffman, and he runs
the Jungle King Shop
on Blakely.

( door rattles )

Steve?

Dr. Lazaar is gone.
Gone?

He's not in the safe house
we arranged.

Uh, it's alright.
I had him moved.
You what?

Well, it was obvious to me
that, after we lost
Dr. Prescott

that our security measures
were a little inadequate,

so I had him moved.

Yeah. Good work, Diana.
Where is he now?

He's out of any and
all possible danger.

But exactly
where is he?

I would just as soon spare you
the burdensome details, Dex.

Diana's right.
The fewer people
that know, the better.

Including you and me.

I don't know.
How can we be sure

that her safety precautions
are going to be tight enough?

We'll just have to trust her.

Steve, Project X.Y.Z.
was mine.

If anything goes wrong
the whole world will blame me.

Not her. Me!
Hey, relax, Dex. Trust her.

Like I told you before,
she's the best.

I see.

This list contains the date
and nature of all
informational transactions

concerning Major Dexter
that I have made.
In code, of course.

So, you can tell me if anything
has ever been added or deleted
from your memory banks?

Affirmative.
Well, has anything
ever been deleted?

Coded item E4F87 indicates
a name was deleted

from his list of associates
in August of last year.

Can you tell me the name?
Negative.

It has been erased
from my memory.

Well, can you tell me
where it used to be on the list?

The name was positioned
between the names
Henderson, Michael T.

And Ingels, Barbara A.

Between "H" and "I".
Hoffman.

It could have been Hoffman's
name that was removed
from the list.

A sound deduction.
The name fits into
the alphabetical sequence.

Dexter. Dexter wanted
to remove any connection

between himself
and that toy maker.

He's been behind it
all along.

Thank you very much, IRA.
Thank you, Miss Prince.

Merry Christmas, IRA.
And a Merry Christmas to you.

Ho, ho, ho.

Ho... ho... ho.

( mewing )

She got away
from my plane.

Well, it's just as well.

She's the only one
who knows where Lazaar is.

We need her alive,
and fast.

Well, then,
let's get her back
like we planned.

No.
No?

I need a guarantee
this time.

Your oversized dolls
don't exactly have
a flawless performance record.

But they get better.
I don't want better.

I want perfect!
And I want that guarantee.

If anything goes
wrong, I'll personally...

Nothing will go wrong.

I'm this far, Hoffman.

I have been shining
my shoes like a good boy

and saying, "yes, sir"
and "no, sir"

to a bunch of idiots
in uniform for 15 years

waiting for something like
X.Y.Z. to come along. I'm this
far from making it.

I know, I know.
This far!

From never having to sweat
or worry or take orders

or put up with anybody's
stupidity ever again.

And I'm depending
on you.

And you can
and you should.

You're the one human being
who believed in me
and what my toys could do.

You can depend on us, hmm?

Alright.

We'll pick up Dr. Lazaar
in the morning.

And then we'll ship him out
with the other two doctors

and send them to my buyer
out of the country.

And then we'll reap
the rewards of Project X.Y.Z.

We won't let you down.
That's right, you won't.

Because if you do,
you won't be alive.

( dials phone )

Get ready.

( moans )

( phone rings )

Hello.
Hello? Diana, this is Dexter.

I have some wonderful news
for you.

I have found somebody
who knows the whereabouts

of Dr. Tobias
and Dr. Prescott.
Really?

Yes. I'd like you to meet
this person at midnight

at the southwest corner
of Perry Park.

Well, I'm going to have to clear
this with Steve, you know.

Listen, I'll save you a dime.
Steve's right here.

STEVE'S VOICE:
Diana? There's no
time to explain.

Just be at the park in 20
minutes, like Dex said.

Call me when you have Tobias
and Prescott, okay?

Uh, uh...

* *

Hello, Diana.

Hello...

Wonder Woman.

You've been, uh, working
on the X.Y.Z. case all along?

Yes. From the moment
Dr. Tobias disappeared,

I knew that the safety of
the entire world was at stake.

And you found the doctors?

Yes. In the basement
of that toy shop.

Let's go.
Anything you say.

Well, Diana, this
is your little night

for surprises,
isn't it?

Not really.

Oh, come now. Don't tell me

I was high on your hit parade
of suspects all along?

Let's just say that
I wasn't blinded by faith

the way Steve was.

Yes, I always say
there's nothing like

a good friend--
right, Orlich?

Yes. One could always
use a good friend.

Absolutely.

Now, Diana,

where is Dr. Lazaar?

You can't possibly believe
I'd tell you?

No, I don't.

Orlich.

ORLICH:
My good friend.

My good friend.

Yes...

( "It Came Upon a Midnight
Clear" plays )

( bell rings )

( sighs )

Now, Diana...

you can't help but tell me

where you have hidden
the good Dr. Lazaar.

Where is he?

Oh, I can't.

He's the only one left.

Diana, where is Dr. Lazaar?

Where did you arrange
to have him held?

My apartment.

Um... 410
in the Spruce Building.

Under what kind of guard?

Um...

one plainclothesman
at the door...

a guard at the elevator...

armed, both of them.

And two cars circling
all the time.

Uh, Diana?

Was there a password?

Yes. The guard at the door...

it's "alphabet soup."

( laughs )

"Alphabet soup."

Any other safety precautions?

No, no, no.
Simpler the better.

How thoughtful.

( sighs )

Go to sleep now, Diana.

Have a nice long nap.

Make sure
she stays under.

I'm going to get Lazaar.

Orlich, I want you
to load up Tobias

and Prescott,
get them into the van.

Meet me at the dam
at precisely 11:00.

You got that?
11:00.

The lady...
she was not in our plans.

Oh, you don't have
to worry about her.

After we're all through,

we'll find Sleeping Beauty
a nice quiet place

where she can just go right
on sleeping... forever.

Lock the door.

Good morning.

Uh... I wonder if I might
be able to interest you

in a bowl
of alphabet soup?

Yes, sir,
come in, please.

( "Oh Come, All Ye
Faithful" plays )

( groaning )

It is almost 11:00.

We have to get them loaded
and on our way.

Come.

( groaning )

At this rate,
we'll never get him

out of the basement,
let alone the country.

Ah, I did pretty well
giving you strength

but not too good when it comes

to showing respect
for your elders.

* *

( thunderclap )

( mechanical skittering )

Yes, only to get Dr. Tobias,
and we should be on our way.

What's this?

What?

( train tooting )

Hey...

Oh, Mommy, oh, Mommy.

( chattering )

( clapping )

You should've stuck
to the toys

you were best at, Mr. Hoffman--

the harmless ones.

Stop her.

( mechanical pattering
and skittering )

( train tooting )

( chattering )

( cackling )

( train tooting )

Well, what do you do now?

I'm going to get Dr. Tobias.

It's almost 11:00.

Right. Good, good.

I go warm up the van.

* *

Dexter.

You're late.

We were unavoidably
detained by Wonder Woman.

Wonder Woman?

Yes. She attempted
to foil our efforts.

You stupid fool!
What happened?

She failed.

As you can see,
we are here.

Now, the two doctors

are in the back
of the van.

You have Dr. Lazaar?
Yes, yes. He's in the car.

We've got to reunite the three,
send them out of the country

and we will be rich men.

Get Lazaar.

My dear.

A pleasure.

( sighs )

You know something, Orlich?
Most of your androids

I can tell them
from the real thing.

Nonsense, my boy...
nonsense.

No, I can, I really can.
Nobody else can.

But I know your dolls
from the real thing,

and I want to tell
you something:

This one looks like
the real thing.

I told you,
they get better.

This one's perfect.

She fools even you.

Don't count on it.

Am I to carry Dr. Lazaar
all of the way

out of the country,
or do you want him in the van?

Ah, see?

She even has
a sense of humor.

"Am I to carry...?"

( sighs )

( chuckles )

Get back, Hoffman.

What are you doing?

If she's one of your androids,
you can rebuild her.

But if she's not...

No...!

No!

( engine humming )

WONDER WOMAN:
Dexter...

the disadvantage
of rear-wheel drive.

She was here last night,
and no one's seen her since.

Well, of course I'm concerned.

Why she's... she's...

she's standing
right here.

I'll call you later.

Sorry, but I would
have called in. I couldn't.

I found the
missing scientists.

Tobias and Prescott?

And Lazaar.

Wonder Woman got to them

just before they were
shipped out of the country.

By whom?
Who's behind all this?

Major Dexter.

Dex?

Yes, with the help of
the little toy maker, Hoffman.

They were about to sell

the X.Y.Z. Weapon
to a foreign country.

Wonder Woman has them both
under wraps.

I'll call the police.

No. Wait a minute.

She suggested that we let them
think their plan worked.

What?

She used her golden lasso

to make them forget
they were caught.

Now it's our turn to replace
the scientists with androids.

You mean, let them ship

fake scientists
out of the country?

Arresting Dexter and Hoffman

would only publicize
this whole thing.

And the more people
that know about it

the greater the chances are
that someone else will try it.

Yeah, well, that way
everybody would get--

or everybody would think
they'd be getting--

exactly what they wanted.

Right. And the X.Y.Z. Weapon
can finally be forgotten

once and for all.

Wonder Woman's right again,
as usual.

Well, let's
get started.

Everything's
all set.

Uh, Hoffman happened
to store extra androids

of the scientists in the
basement of his toy shop.

They're already
at the dam.

And the real
scientists?

Safe and sound
at Valley Medical.

What do you say we
get a ringside seat?

Let's do.

Thank you.

Shall we?

They think everything
is going as planned.

I wonder what whoever bought
the weapon

will do when they find out

That they paid
for three androids?

Who wouldn't know Project X.Y.Z.
from a science fair project.

I'd say they'd be furious.

They'll see to it
that Hoffman and Dex

get just what
they deserve.

( grunting )

Whew!

( both chuckling )

It's always tough learning
who the people are

you can really trust.

Yeah, but I'll tell
you something, Diana.

It's a really good feeling
to know

that there are people you can
trust-- Wonder Woman.

That's one person
who will never let me down.

I'd say you're right about that.

Which reminds me...
excuse me.

( "Deck the Halls" playing )

( "Deck the Halls" fades out )

* Wonder Woman *

* Here to fight
the force of evil *

* And your chance
won't be denied *

* Woman of the hour
with your super power *

* We're so glad
you're on our side! *

* Wonder Woman! *

* You're a wonder,
Wonder Woman! *