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* WONDER WOMAN

* WONDER WOMAN

* ALL THE WORLD
IS WAITING FOR YOU *

* AND THE POWER YOU POSSESS

* IN YOUR SATIN TIGHTS

* FIGHTING FOR YOUR RIGHTS

* AND THE OLD RED,
WHITE AND BLUE *

* WONDER WOMAN

* WONDER WOMAN

* NOW THE WORLD
IS READY FOR YOU *

* AND THE WONDERS YOU CAN DO

* MAKE A HAWK A DOVE

* STOP A WAR WITH LOVE

* MAKE A LIAR TELL THE TRUTH

* WONDER WOMAN

* GET US OUT FROM UNDER

* WONDER WOMAN

* ALL OUR HOPES
ARE PINNED UPON YOU *

* AND THE MAGIC THAT YOU DO

* STOP A BULLET COLD

* MAKE THE AXIS FOLD

* CHANGE THEIR MINDS

* AND CHANGE THE WORLD

* WONDER WOMAN

* WONDER WOMAN

* YOU'RE A WONDER,
WONDER WOMAN *

(man)
GENERAL QUARTERS.
GENERAL QUARTERS.

ALL HANDS,
MAN YOUR BATTLE STATIONS.

ENEMY SUB SIGHTED OFF
THE STARBOARD STERN.

[siren wailing]

(man)
ALL HANDS SECURE
FROM GENERAL QUARTERS.

[typewriter clacking]

GOOD MORNING,
YEOMAN PRINCE.

(Diana)
GENERAL.

MORNING, STEVE.

MORNING, GENERAL.

WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THIS?

ONE OF OUR AGENTS
TRANSMITTED IT LAST NIGHT.

"WOTAN, POSSIBLE LANDING
WITHIN 24 HOURS.

DESTINATION: WASHINGTON."

WOTAN? THE GOD OF WAR
IN GERMAN MYTHOLOGY?

YES.

IT'S ALSO THE CODE NAME
FOR THE NAZI'S TOP AGENT.

HE'S A DANGEROUS MAN.
CLEVER, TOO.

NOBODY KNOWS
WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE.

NO PHOTOGRAPHS
OR DESCRIPTIONS.

THIS JUST CAME OFF THE WIRE.

ENEMY SUBMARINE
WAS JUST SUNK IN
CHESAPEAKE BAY.

I WONDER WHAT IT
WAS DOING IN SO CLOSE.

YOU THINK THERE
COULD BE A CONNECTION

BETWEEN THAT SUBMARINE
AND THE WOTAN MESSAGE?

IT SURE LOOKS THAT WAY.

A SUBMARINE SUNK IN
THE SHALLOW WATERS

OF CHESAPEAKE BAY
WITH NO SURVIVORS?

WELL, WHATEVER IT IS,
WE'LL BE WAITING FOR HIM.

LET'S GO, DIANA.

GENERAL.

STEVE, THE LOOKOUT
ON THE SOUTHERN HEADLAND

REPORTS A RUBBER BOAT
COMING ASHORE.

3 MEN.

THEN I WAS RIGHT.

THE DEBRIS
FROM THE SUBMARINE.

THAT'S THE SORT OF STUFF
THEY BLOW UP

THROUGH A TORPEDO TUBE
TO FAKE A SINKING.

AND IF THE U-BOAT'S
GOING TO LAND SOMEONE

THIS'D BE THE ONLY
PRACTICAL PLACE IN THE AREA.

I THINK THAT'S
A BRILLIANT PIECE
OF DEDUCTIVE REASONING.

[laughing]

IT'S JUST A QUESTION
OF PUTTING YOURSELF
IN THE ENEMY'S PLACE.

AND THERE THEY ARE.

DIANA, REPORT BACK
TO GEN. BLANKENSHIP.

TELL HIM
WE'VE MADE CONTACT.

YES, SIR.

(Blankenship)
THANK YOU, YEOMAN PRINCE.

WOTAN! LOOK OUT!

* WONDER WOMAN *

I'VE GOT
A CAR WAITING.

[grunting]

HE GOT AWAY.

OW.

OH, STEVE,
YOU'RE HURT.

I'M ALL RIGHT.

AS SOON AS THIS
EYE STOPS THROBBING.

WHOO! THAT GUY'S GOT
A PUNCH LIKE JOE LOUIS.

[laughing]

WELL, THEY'RE
NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

HEY, GET YOUR PICTURE TAKEN,
50 CENTS EACH.

UH, WOULDN'T YOU LIKE
A--A--A BEAUTIFUL PICTURE

TO SEND TO YOUR MOTHER?
YOU JUST STAND THERE.

I WISH I COULD'VE
BEEN AT THE BEACH.

MAYBE I COULD'VE
HELPED STEVE.

I KNOW, I WISH I WOULD'VE
BEEN ABLE TO HELP, TOO.

IF YOU'D BEEN THERE,
YOU COULD'VE NURSED HIS EYE.

OH, ETTA.
OH, YOU WOULD'VE LOVED IT.

WHERE ARE WE GOING?

OH, JUST A LITTLE JOINT.

JOINT?
PLACE.

THEY SERVE
THE BEST SANDWICHES--

MA'AM, HOW ABOUT A PICTURE?

IT'S A WHACK AND A WAVE.

GET YOUR PICTURE TAKEN,
50 CENTS EACH.

SEND IT HOME
TO YOUR BOYFRIEND.

OH, COME ON, LET'S DO IT.
OH, IT'LL BE FUN.

NO.
COME ON.

OK, NOW. YOU JUST
LOOK INTO THE CAMERA
AND SAY "CHEESE."

(both)
"CHEESE."

BEAUTIFUL.
YOU FILL OUT THIS MAILER.

YOU'LL HAVE YOUR PICTURE
A WEEK OR 10 DAYS.

I WANT 3 COPIES.

OH, YOU WANT 3?
YOU GOT A LOT
OF BOYFRIENDS, HUH?

THAT'S GONNA BE $1.50.

(Etta)
THIS A RECEIPT?

IT CERTAINLY IS.
WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE?

THANK YOU. YOU'RE
GONNA LIKE THAT PICTURE.

OK, BYE.
SO LONG.

OH!

NOW, WOULDN'T YOU
LIKE YOUR PICTURE TAKEN?

HOW ABOUT-- HOW ABOUT
A--A BEAUTIFUL PICTURE
TO SEND BACK HOME?

NO, THANK YOU.

I'VE GOT
THE STRANGEST FEELING.

WHAT?

I'VE SEEN THAT
PHOTOGRAPHER BEFORE.

ONLY FEELINGS I HAVE
ARE HUNGER PAINS.

SOMETHING ABOUT HIS EYES.

[camera clicking]

SEE YOU TONIGHT.
BYE-BYE.

(Wotan)
SO YOU ARE ALL WELL-VERSED

IN THE WAYS
OF THE UNITED STATES?

ALL HAVE
COMPLETED THEIR COURSES.

EXTENSIVE TRAINING
AT OUR AMERICAN VILLAGE.

GRADUATED AT
THE TOP OF THEIR CLASS,

COMPETENT IN
CUSTOMS AND LANGUAGE.

DOCTOR.

YES.

YES, IT CAN BE DONE.

NOSE, HAIRLINE,

AND AROUND THE EARS.

[laughs]

WEIGHT, JAW LINE.
THE SCAR IS NO PROBLEM.

SOME, UH,
LIFT TO THE EYE.

HOW LONG?

MMM, 3 WEEKS,
PERHAPS 4.

2 WEEKS.

BUT, WOTAN.

2 WEEKS. I MUST BE BACK
IN WASHINGTON BY THEN,
AND THEY MUST BE WITH ME.

FLAPPER.

FLATTER THAN A PANCAKE.

FLIMFLAM.

AND YOU'RE ALWAYS
TELLING ME TO TRUST PEOPLE,
TO BELIEVE IN THEM.

ETTA, IF ONLY ONCE
YOU'D BEGIN AT THE BEGINNING
OF A SENTENCE,

I MIGHT KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

I GAVE THAT MAN $1.50
AND HE PROMISED TO
SEND US OUR PICTURES.

I ORDERED 3
AND HE NEVER EVEN SENT ONE.

YOU KNOW HOW US G.I.s
ARE ALWAYS GETTING CHEATED.

WELL, IT MIGHT
BE AN OVERSIGHT.

IT'S DIFFICULT FOR ME
TO ACCEPT THE PREMISE
THAT THAT MAN WAS WORKING A...

A FLIMFLAM ON US.

FLIMFLAM? YES,
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT WAS.

HE CHEATED ME OUT
OF OUR PICTURES.

ONE WAS FOR ME AND--AND
ONE WAS FOR MY MOTHER

AND ONE WAS FOR YOU
TO SEND TO YOUR FOLKS.

WHY, THAT'S VERY
THOUGHTFUL OF YOU, ETTA.

YOU KNOW, I THINK
I'D LIKE TO DO THAT.

SO MY MOTHER COULD
SEE ME IN UNIFORM.

GOOD. LET'S GO RIGHT DOWN
AND GET THE PICTURES.

ETTA...

YES, LADIES,
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

WE HAD OUR PICTURES TAKEN
BY A STREET PHOTOGRAPHER.

OH, YEAH. OH, THIS IS
MY MAILER, ALL RIGHT.

I GAVE HIM $1.50,
BUT HE NEVER SENT
OUR PICTURES BACK.

WELL, I DON'T KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT THAT.

I DID SOME
DARKROOM WORK FOR HIM

AND LET HIM USE MY SHOP
FOR A MAILING ADDRESS.

I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM
FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS.

I GUESS
HE'S NOT COMING BACK.

DO YOU KNOW WHERE
WE CAN FIND HIM?

OH, I DON'T HAVE
ANY IDEA IN THE WORLD
WHERE HE MIGHT BE.

WHO KNOWS, UH,
HE MIGHT HAVE GOT DRAFTED.

[laughing]

THAT'S NOT FUNNY.

BESIDES,
$1.50 DOESN'T GROW ON TREES.

AND I PROMISED
A PICTURE OF ME IN UNIFORM

FOR MY MOTHER
FOR HER BIRTHDAY.

ETTA, THIS GENTLEMAN SAID
THAT HE CAN'T HELP US.

I IMAGINE WE SHOULDN'T
WASTE ANY MORE OF HIS TIME.

YOU SAID A MOUTHFUL, LADY.

BUT, DIANA...

IT'S ONLY A PICTURE, ETTA.

WE CAN ALWAYS GET
ANOTHER ONE TAKEN.

BUT, DIANA, WHAT ABOUT
OUR MONEY AND OUR PICTURES.

YOU'RE JUST
TOO NICE, DIANA.

THAT PHOTOGRAPHER
WAS REALLY A ROOK.

I MEAN,
TALK ABOUT A FLIMFLAM.

ETTA.
WHAT?

I HAVE SOME THINGS
I HAVE TO DO IN TOWN.

I'LL MEET YOU
BACK AT HEADQUARTERS.

OH, ALL RIGHT.

I'M IN SUCH A ROTTEN MOOD
IT WOULDN'T MATTER ANYWAY.

I WOULDN'T BE
ANY FUN TO BE WITH.

[muttering]

WHO ARE YOU?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

NOW, PUT THAT GUN DOWN.

I JUST WANNA ASK
YOU SOME QUESTIONS.

[tires screeching]

NOW YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO
ANSWER THOSE QUESTIONS,
WON'T YOU?

STEVE, I'M GLAD YOU
GOT HERE SO FAST.

I CAME AS SOON AS
I GOT YOUR MESSAGE.

IT'S A GOOD THING
ETTA WAS BACK FROM LUNCH.

SHE KNEW WHERE
THIS PLACE WAS.

YOU BET I DID.

HE AND HIS FRIENDS
STILL OWE ME $1.50.

YOU SAID
THIS WAS AN EMERGENCY,
WHAT'S IT'S ALL ABOUT?

YES. THIS MAN IS
IN LEAGUE WITH WOTAN.

HOW DO YOU KNOW?

WELL, HE WAS AT THE BEACH
WHEN WOTAN LANDED.

I ALSO FOUND THIS.

I'VE QUESTIONED HIM,
BUT HE DOESN'T SEEM TO KNOW

WHERE WOTAN IS
OR WHAT HIS PLANS ARE.

YOU HAVEN'T TOUCHED
ANY OF THESE DIALS, HAVE YOU?

OH, NO.

WELL, IT'S SET ON A FREQUENCY
WE KNOW THE NAZIS USE.

ALL RIGHT, MISTER,
WHOSE PLACE IS THIS?

IT BELONGS TO
A STREET PHOTOGRAPHER.

HE TOOK A PICTURE
OF DIANA AND ME.

WHERE?

ACROSS THE STREET
FROM THE BUREAU OF
PRINTING AND ENGRAVING.

YOU KNOW,
THAT LOVELY BUILDING

WHERE THEY MAKE
ALL THE LOVELY MONEY.

YOU MEAN THERE'S ACTUALLY
A PLACE WHERE THEY MAKE MONEY?

UH-HUH.

JUST MAKE IT?

THAT'S RIGHT.

THEY DO SOME
TOP SECURITY PRINTING
FOR US FROM TIME TO TIME.

I HAVE TO PERIODICALLY
CHECK OUT THEIR SECURITY.

SAY, I COULD DO THAT
TOMORROW MORNING.

SHOW YOU AROUND
AT THE SAME TIME.

OH, WOULD YOU?
I'D LOVE THAT.

WHEN?

LET'S SEE,
I'D HAVE TO GET CLEARANCE.

UM, 9:00?
WOULD THAT BE ALL RIGHT?

9:00 WOULD BE FINE.
I'LL BE THERE.

BYE-BYE.

PERFECT.

WE'RE VERY PROUD
OF YOU, DOCTOR.

AND OF YOU,
THE NEW HANK MILLER
AND MAGGIE ROBBINS.

AND REMEMBER,
YOU'RE VERY MUCH IN LOVE
AND ENGAGED TO BE MARRIED.

SUCH A SIMPLE PLAN.

DUPLICATE THE PEOPLE,
STEAL THE ENGRAVING PLATES,

FLOOD THE ALLIES
WITH BILLIONS OF
COUNTERFEIT DOLLARS.

BILLIONS.

SERIOUSLY CRIPPLE
THE AMERICAN ECONOMY AS WELL.

AND ALL WITH
THE LOWLY $2 BILL.

YOU WILL LEAVE TONIGHT.
PARACHUTE INTO CANADA

AND BE IN WASHINGTON
BEFORE THE WEEK IS OUT.

AND MORE ONE THING,

I WILL PERSONALLY BE
IN COMPLETE CONTROL
OF THIS PROJECT.

[clears throat]

WHAT IS WRONG?

OH, NOTHING, SIR,
IT'S JUST A TOOTHACHE.

I THINK
A FILLING IS LOOSE.

OH, IT'S PROBABLY FROM
THE PLASTIC SURGERY.

YOU'D BETTER HAVE IT
FIXED BEFORE IT BECOMES
ABSCESSED AND CAUSES TROUBLE.

COME, LET US CELEBRATE.

AMAZING WORK, DOCTOR.
AMAZING.

AND YOU DID IT
ONLY IN 2 WEEKS.

[beeping]

I WONDERED HOW
THE AMERICANS KNEW

I WAS GOING TO LAND
IN WASHINGTON.

IN ANY EVENT,
THIS WILL BE YOUR
LAST TRANSMISSION.

THEY WON'T HEAR
FROM YOU AGAIN.

YES, SIR.

STEVE,
WELL, HOW'S THE EYE?

OH, IT'S ALL RIGHT.

IT'S ALMOST PATRIOTIC.
RED, BLACK AND BLUE.

[laughs]

WELL, HERE'S
SOME MORE BAD LUCK.

CUT OFF IN THE MIDDLE
OF TRANSMISSION.

MAYBE YOU'LL
UNDERSTAND IT, I DON'T.

"WOTAN. $2 BILL."
THAT'S IT? THAT'S ALL?

I'M AFRAID SO.

OUR CRYPTOGRAPHERS
ARE WORKING ON IT,

BUT THEY HAVEN'T COME UP
WITH ANYTHING YET.

WELL, WHATEVER IT IS,

IF IT'S A PLAN OF WOTAN'S,
PEOPLE ARE GOING TO GET HURT.

WE'D BETTER FIND
SOME ANSWERS FAST

BECAUSE WHEN HE'S READY
TO MOVE, HE'S DEADLY.

MMM.

OH, GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING.

STEVEN LEONARD TREVOR,

YOU HAVE BEEN UP
ALL NIGHT LONG.

[sighing]

AND I STILL CAN'T
FIGURE OUT THIS $2 THING.

DO YOU WANT
SOME COFFEE?

WHAT I WANT
ARE SOME ANSWERS.

$2 BILL.
EXCUSE ME.

BOY,

IF OLD TOM JEFFERSON
COULD ONLY TALK.

TOM WHO?

OH, COME ON, DIANA.
NO TIME FOR KIDDING.

ANYBODY WHO EVER
HANDLED MONEY

KNOWS WHOSE PICTURE
IS ON THE $2 BILL.

MONEY? OH, BOY.
IS TODAY FRIDAY?

YES. WHY?
WHAT'S THE MATTER?

WONDER WOMAN.

I'VE GOT TO MEET HER
AT THE BUREAU OF
PRINTING AND ENGRAVING.

[door closing]

[sighing]

WELL, TOM, SAY SOMETHING.

OF COURSE.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
MR. JEFFERSON.

(Steve)
WONDER WOMAN.

STEVE.

HI, I HOPE YOU
HAVEN'T BEEN WAITING
TOO LONG.

NO, I JUST
GOT HERE MYSELF.

WELL, COME ON, LET'S GO.
ITS TIME FOR THE GRAND TOUR.

NOW, YOU'RE SURE
I'M NOT KEEPING YOU
FROM ANY IMPORTANT WORK?

POSITIVE.
AS A MATTER OF FACT,

I'M STUMPED WITH A PROBLEM
THAT HAS TO DO WITH $2 BILLS.

MAYBE TOURING THIS PLACE
WILL GIVE ME SOME IDEAS.

WELL, THEN LET'S GO.

BOY, ARE YOU A LIFE SAVER.

MY COUNTER MAN HAS
JUST DISAPPEARED.

CALLED HIS HOUSE THIS MORNING,
HIS CAR'S THERE,

BUT NOBODY KNOWS
WHAT'S HAPPENED TO HIM.

MY LUCKY DAY.

[telephone ringing]

CAPITOL CAFE.

HI, HONEY.

SHE IS?

WELL, I'LL BE OVER
SOON AS I CAN.

I-I'M JUST HIRING
A NEW MAN.

EXCUSE ME.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

BOY, IS SHE EXCITED.

GREAT FAN OF YOURS,
WONDER WOMAN.

THANK YOU.

WELL, NOW, SHALL WE SEE
HOW WE MAKE MONEY?

THIS IS OUR
MAIN PRINTING ROOM

WITH PRESSES PRINTING VARIOUS
DENOMINATIONS OF BILLS.

NOW THE RESULT IS
VALUABLE GREEN PAPER,

WHICH PEOPLE
REFER TO AS MONEY.

(Wonder Woman)
IF IT'S ONLY GREEN PAPER,
WHAT MAKES IT SO VALUABLE?

(Hank)
THERE'S GOLD TO BACK UP
THE VARIOUS BILLS.

THE GOLD IS STORED
AT A PLACE CALLED FORT KNOX.

THE GREEN PAPER IS
EASIER TO CARRY AROUND
THAN GOLD BARS.

COULDN'T ANYONE
PRINT MONEY?

IT LOOKS
LIKE PLAIN PAPER.

THERE'S SPECIAL PAPER,
SPECIAL INKS AND, OF COURSE,
THE ENGRAVING PLATES,

WHICH I PERSONALLY KEEP
UNDER LOCK AND KEY.

OH, MY FIANCEE,
MAGGIE ROBBINS.

WONDER WOMAN.
MAJ. TREVOR.
HELLO.

HOW DO YOU DO?
HI.

I'M SO THRILLED.

I NEVER WOULD
HAVE FORGIVEN HANK
IF HE HADN'T CALLED ME.

I HOPE YOU WON'T MIND
AUTOGRAPHING MY MENU.

IT WAS THE FIRST THING
I COULD GRAB.

IT'S FOR MY BROTHER
IN THE ARMY.

IT'LL BOOST HIS MORALE.

IT'S MY PLEASURE.

ANYTHING WE CAN DO
FOR OUR MEN IN UNIFORM.

THANK YOU.

IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE.

THANKS FOR
SHOWING US AROUND.

[inaudible]

THERE YOU GO.

THANK YOU.

AND THANK YOU.
THE TOUR WAS FASCINATING.

OH, YOU'RE WELCOME.

IT'S AMAZING WHAT
A SIMPLE PROCESS IT IS
TO PRINT MONEY.

WELL, YOU HEARD HANK.
ALL YOU NEED IS THE EQUIPMENT.

WELL, IF YOU HAD THE EQUIPMENT
AND THE PLATES, FOR INSTANCE,

YOU COULD MAKE AS
MUCH MONEY AS YOU WANTED TO.

MILLIONS OR BILLIONS
OF DOLLARS EVEN.

SURE.
AS LONG AS THE LAW DIDN'T
CATCH UP WITH YOU.

NO, WHAT I WAS
THINKING ABOUT IS

WHAT IT COULD DO
TO THE ECONOMY.

DESTROY IT COMPLETELY,
THAT'S ALL.

WONDER WOMAN,
YOU'RE WONDERFUL.

WHAT DID I SAY?

WHAT YOU SAID WAS

THAT COUNTERFEITING MONEY
ON A LARGE SCALE LIKE THAT

DURING WARTIME WOULD BE
A VERY POTENT ECONOMIC WEAPON.

THANKS, WONDER WOMAN.

WHY ARE THESE SHADES DOWN?
WE DON'T CLOSE FOR HOURS.

OH, THERE'S BEEN
A CHANGE IN POLICY.

SINCE WHEN?

I'M THE OWNER HERE
AND I'M THE ONLY ONE
THAT MAKES THE CHANGES.

YOU JUST DID.

WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?

YOU JUST TOLD ME TO
CLOSE UP THE PLACE.

THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
I THINK YOU'D BETTER LEAVE.

BUT I DID TELL HIM.

AND AFTER ALL,
I'M THE OWNER HERE.

AND I'M THE ONLY ONE
THAT MAKES THE CHANGES.

HELLO, MAGGIE.

AMAZING LIKENESS, ISN'T IT?

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

YOU WILL.

I WANT YOU TO
PHONE YOUR FIANCE.

WHAT FOR?

JUST TELL HIM IT'S A MATTER
OF LIFE AND DEATH. YOURS.

NOW THEY COULD
BANKRUPT THE ALLIES.

IT'S NOT LIKE 20s OR 50s.
THESE ARE EASY TO PASS.

EVERY G.I. IN THE WORLD
HAS GOT A FEW
$2 BILLS IN HIS POCKET.

EVERY FACTORY WORKER,
SHOPKEEPER, MERCHANT.

IT'S EXACTLY THE KIND OF THING
WOTAN WOULD INSTIGATE.

HAVE YOU
ORDERED SECRET SERVICE
PROTECTION FOR HANK MILLER?

I'LL DO IT NOW.

WE'VE GOT A LOT
OF WORK TO DO.
THANKS TO WONDER WOMAN.

DIANA, WOULD YOU
MIND SLIPPING OUT
AND GETTING US SOME LUNCH?

OH, YES, CERTAINLY.

YES?

KEEP AN EYE ON THEM.

WHAT ARE THEY
GOING TO DO TO US?

I DON'T KNOW.

HANK, I'M AFRAID.

MR. MILLER?
UH, MR. MILLER.

YES? WHO ARE YOU?

UH, DAN FLETCHER.

YOUR, UH, GUARDIAN ANGEL
FROM NOW ON.

MAJ. TREVOR'S OFFICE
ASSIGNED ME.

OH, FINE. SURE.
V.I.P. STUFF, HUH?

[laughing]

[people chattering]

JUST A TAKE-OUT ORDER,
PLEASE.

2 TUNA FISH. ONE ON RYE,
ONE ON WHOLE-WHEAT.

A HAM AND CHEESE,
2 COFFEES, ONE BLACK.

ONE TEA WITH--

LEMON, PLEASE.

THAT'LL BE $2.

CERTAINLY.

1, 2.

I'LL BE BACK FOR
THE ORDER IN A MOMENT.

[telephone ringing]

HELLO.

[male voice]
MAJ. STEVE TREVOR?

YEAH, THIS IS MAJ. TREVOR,
WHO'S THIS?

THE NAME IS DAN FLETCHER.

YOUR OFFICE ORDERED FOR
PROTECTION OF HANK MILLER.

I'M AT THE CAPITOL CAFE
AND I THINK
SOMETHING IS WRONG.

I'LL EXPLAIN
WHEN YOU GET HERE.

HELLO, MAGGIE.

[gasping]

HELLO.

AFTER I SIGNED MY AUTOGRAPH
FOR YOU TODAY,

I REALIZED THAT
I SHOULD HAVE WRITTEN
A PERSONAL MESSAGE.

WAS IT TO YOUR SISTER?

OH, YES.
THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOU.

HERE IT IS.

WHAT'S YOUR
SISTER'S NAME?

UM, EVELYN.

EVELYN.

WHEN I SIGNED
THIS AUTOGRAPH,

YOU SAID THAT IT WAS FOR
YOUR BROTHER IN THE SERVICE.

OH, WELL, YOU SEE,
MY SISTER IS MARRIED AND--

YOU'RE NOT
MAGGIE ROBBINS.

YOU AND I HAVE
NEVER MET BEFORE.

BUT YOU AND I HAVE.

YES. WOTAN.

WE'VE MET BEFORE
ON THE BEACH AT SMITH POINT.

I'VE LEARNED YOU HAVE
SOME EXTRAORDINARY POWERS,

BUT IT WOULD BE UNWISE
OF YOU TO USE THEM NOW.

YOU SEE, I'M HOLDING
2 INNOCENT PEOPLE:

THE REAL MAGGIE ROBBINS
AND HANK MILLER.

NOW, YOU WOULDN'T WANT
WHAT HAPPENS TO THEM

ON YOUR CONSCIENCE,
WOULD YOU?

HAND ME THOSE BRACELETS.

HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE
TELLING ME THE TRUTH?

IT'S EASY ENOUGH
TO PROVE TO YOU.
THEY'RE IN THE BASEMENT.

FOLLOW ME.

THE BRACELETS.

THE BRACELETS.

NOW, GET IN THERE,
OR THEY'LL BE DISPOSED OF.

SO, THIS ESCAPADE HAS
PRODUCED AN UNEXPECTED BONUS.

I THINK PERHAPS
BERLIN WILL HAVE
PLANS FOR YOU.

IT WON'T
BE THE FIRST TIME.

PREVIOUS PLANS
FAILED BECAUSE

THEY WERE EXECUTED BY
BUNGLING INCOMPETENTS.

WHEREAS WOTAN WILL
HANDLE THINGS DIFFERENTLY,
I ASSUME.

IT'S QUITE POSSIBLE
THAT THESE GOOD PEOPLE,
LIKE YOURSELF,

WILL SOON BE ELIMINATED.

PLEASE, YOU WOULDN'T
KILL US, WOULD YOU?

WHY NOT? YOU'RE ALL
VERY UNIMPORTANT SPECKS

IN THE PATH OF
THE GREATEST POLITICAL
EXPERIENCE IN HISTORY.

THE 3RD REICH
SHALL RULE THE WORLD.

I REMEMBER
GENGHIS KHAN AND NAPOLEON.

WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM?

THEY HAD THEIR TIME.
THIS IS OURS!

YOU, TOO,
WILL FAIL, WOTAN.

I NEVER FAIL.

AND YOU KNOW WHY?

TELL ME. I'M SURE
YOU'RE VERY ANXIOUS TO.

BECAUSE I LEAVE
NO LOOSE ENDS. EVER.

AND HOW DO YOU EXPECT
TO DISPOSE OF US

WITHOUT THE AUTHORITIES
FINDING OUT?

I'LL LEAVE THAT
TO YOUR IMAGINATION,
WONDER WOMAN.

IN THE MEANTIME,
YOU'LL HAVE TO BE CONTENT

WITH THE KNOWLEDGE
THAT YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS
WILL DIE.

LOOK, PLEASE,
LET MY FIANCEE
AND WONDER WOMAN GO,

I'LL DO ANYTHING
YOU SAY.

YOU HAVE ALREADY
PERFORMED YOUR ROLE,
MR. MILLER. QUITE ADMIRABLY.

IN A FEW MOMENTS,
YOU WILL BE STEALING

THE ENGRAVING PLATES
YOU SO ZEALOUSLY GUARDED.

[door closing]

[people chattering]

MRS. ROBBINS,
NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

HELLO, MAJOR.
YOU WITH US FOR LUNCH?

I THINK SO.
I WAS SUPPOSED
TO MEET SOMEONE,

BUT MAYBE
HE CHANGED HIS MIND.

DID A MAN COME IN
AND IDENTIFY HIMSELF
AS SECRET SERVICE?

NO. WHY?

UH, YOUR FIANCE,

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
YOU TALKED WITH HIM?

UH, ABOUT AN HOUR AGO.

IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?

OH, YES, YES,
I THINK SO.

WOULD YOU GET HIM
ON THE PHONE FOR ME,
PLEASE?

OF COURSE.

ON THE HOUSE, MAJOR.

THANK YOU.

HANK?
HONEY, JUST A MINUTE.

HELLO, HANK?
(Hank)
YES, MAJOR.

DID A SECRET SERVICE MAN
NAMED DAN FLETCHER
CONTACT YOU?

AS MATTER OF FACT, HE DID.

HE CAME OVER,
IDENTIFIED HIMSELF.

UH, SAID YOU SENT HIM.

TOLD ME HE WAS
MY GUARDIAN ANGEL.

DID HE GO INTO
THE BUILDING WITH YOU?

OH, I WAS UNDER
THE IMPRESSION

HE WAS GOING TO
WAIT OUTSIDE
UNTIL I CAME OUT.

AFTER ALL,
WHAT COULD HAPPEN TO ME
IN HERE?

MAYBE I'D BETTER
COME OVER.

OH, NO, NO REASON, MAJOR.

I'VE GOT SOME EXTRA TIME OFF,
SO I'M LEAVING EARLY TODAY.

AS A MATTER OF FACT,
I'M ON MY WAY OUT NOW.

ALL RIGHT.

IS EVERYTHING OK?

OH, FINE, FINE.

EVERYTHING APPEARS
TO BE NORMAL.

WELL,

YOU'LL HAVE
A NICE QUIET WEEKEND.

AT LEAST UNTIL TOMORROW,
WHEN THIS THING GOES OFF.

[ticking]

[sighing]

THEY WON'T EVEN KNOW
WHICH PLATES ARE MISSING.

[grunting]

[crashing]

I OUGHT TO TAKE CARE
OF YOU HERE AND NOW.

BUT MAYBE THE OTHER'S BETTER.

THE WAITING, HMM?
WHILE ALL THE WHILE
THE BOMB TICKS AWAY.

[ticking]

OH, MR. MILLER.

MAJ. TREVOR.

I CAN'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT HAPPENED TO FLETCHER.

HE'S ONE OF
THE SECRET SERVICES'
BEST MEN.

IF YOU DON'T MIND,
I'LL STICK WITH YOU
UNTIL A REPLACEMENT SHOWS UP.

COME ON, THAT'S NOT
REALLY NECESSARY.

WHAT ARE THEY
TALKING ABOUT?

DON'T GET NERVOUS.

I APPRECIATE YOUR CONCERN,
BUT I DON'T THINK
I REALLY NEED...

WHAT'S WRONG?

I GOT A BAD TOOTH.
MUST BE A FILLING LOOSE.
BUT IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT.

IT COULD BE AN ABSCESS.
YOU OUGHT TO SEE
A DENTIST FAST.

NO, I'M SURE
IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT.

IF IT BOTHERS ME TOMORROW,
I'LL SEE A DENTIST THEN.

TOMORROW NOTHING.
I'VE A FRIEND
RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER.

HE DOES GREAT WORK.

PROBABLY SEE YOU
RIGHT AWAY.

WELL, HE'S PROBABLY BUSY.

HEY, I SAID HE'S A BUDDY.
BESIDES, YOU'RE TOP PRIORITY.

YOU'RE A VERY
IMPORTANT MAN TO US.

CONSIDER YOURSELF
REQUISITIONED.

WELL, LET ME JUST
TELL MAGGIE THEN, HUH?

SURE, SURE. GO AHEAD.
I'LL CALL A CAB.
MEET YOU RIGHT BACK HERE.

HE INSISTS I GO
SEE HIS DENTIST.

I TOLD YOU IN BERLIN
TO HAVE THAT TOOTH FIXED.

MAJ. TREVOR
MUST BE ELIMINATED.

AS WELL AS THE OTHERS.
NO ONE MUST BE LEFT.

NO RAGGED EDGES.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

I UNDERSTAND.

YOU KNOW WHERE
WE ARE TO MEET?

AND WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO?

I DO.

MR. MILLER, I SAID YOU WERE
STEALING THE PLATES.

WELL DONE.
MY COUNTRY THANKS YOU.

I THANK YOU.

AS A MATTER OF FACT,
I AM MOST GRATEFUL
TO ALL OF YOU

FOR YOUR PARTICIPATION.

AUF WIEDERSEHEN.

[engine starting]

[lock squeaking]

THE BRACELET
IS FLEXIBLE.

YEAH?

YES, THERE'S
A WAY TO MAKE IT FIT,

IF THAT'S WHAT
YOU WANNA DO.

HOW?

WELL, LET ME SHOW YOU.

I KNOW YOU'LL GRAB IT.
I KNOW IT STOPS BULLETS.

UH, JUST POINT
AND I'LL DO IT.

ALL RIGHT.

NOW LOOK,

YOU SEE THE SOFT PART
OF YOUR WRIST IN HERE.

YEAH.

ALL YOU HAVE TO
REALLY DO IS JUST...

[grunting]

QUICKLY.

GO TO THE WAR DEPARTMENT.

TELL THE GUARD THERE
YOU WANT TO SPEAK

TO GEN. BLANKENSHIP,
NO ONE ELSE.

TELL HIM WHAT'S HAPPENED HERE.
AND HURRY.

OK.

STEVE.

HOW IS HE?

LOOK...

MAYBE I'VE BEEN
SEEING TOO MANY POSTERS
ABOUT THE ENEMY, BUT...

YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?

OH, YEAH, IT'S A FILLING.
WAS THAT THE TROUBLE?

THERE WAS SOME DECAY UNDER IT
CAUSING PRESSURE.

HE--HE REALLY
MUST'VE BEEN IN PAIN.

HMM.

STEVE, THIS FILLING
IS MADE OF STEEL.

NOW, I'VE HEARD THAT
THE NAZIS ARE SO SHORT
OF GOLD AND SILVER

THAT THEY HAVE TO
USE STEEL FOR FILLINGS.

OF COURSE.

HAVE YOU GOT MUCH MORE
TO DO ON HIM?

HE'S ABOUT FINISHED.
I PUT IN A TEMPORARY,

TOLD HIM TO COME
BACK NEXT WEEK.

YOU DIDN'T TELL HIM
ABOUT THE FILLING?

NO.

GOOD. I'LL GET YOU
A MEDAL

IF WHAT I'M THINKING
IS RIGHT.

A GOLD OR SILVER ONE.

MAKE IT GOLD.

[both laughing]

[clattering]

UH, BE BACK IN A MINUTE.

[door opening]

JASON, WHAT'S GOING ON
DOWN HERE?

JASON!

WHERE DID WOTAN
TAKE THE PLATES?

AND WHAT ARE HIS PLANS
FOR THE COUNTERFEITING?

I DON'T KNOW.
HE DIDN'T, UH...

SMITH POINT. HE SAID HE WAS
GOING TO PICK US UP THERE.

WELL, MAJOR,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

BUT I DON'T
WANT TO KEEP YOU.

NO PROBLEM.

WHERE'S MAGGIE?

SOMETHING GOING
ON IN THE BASEMENT.

SHE SAID
SHE'D BE RIGHT BACK.

THIS IS ONE BOAT
YOU'RE BOTH GONNA MISS.

SERVICE IS BAD ENOUGH
WITHOUT HER
TAKING OFF LIKE THIS.

MAYBE WE BETTER
TAKE A LOOK.

NO, NO, NO,
YOU, UH, YOU GO ON.

I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.

OH, NOW,
WAIT JUST A MINUTE.

REMEMBER, I TOLD YOU.
YOU'RE TOP PRIORITY.

THEY'VE ESCAPED.
WONDER WOMAN KNOWS THE PLAN.

STAND BACK.

LOOK OUT!

STOP. HOLD IT.
INSIDE.

WHAT ABOUT HIM?

ANOTHER AGENT
WILL TAKE CARE
OF MAJ. TREVOR.

WHERE'S FLETCHER?

IS HE THAT
SECRET SERVICE MAN?

YEAH, WHAT'D YOU DO, KILL HIM?

HE'S LOCKED IN
THE VAULT WITH A BOMB.

BUT THAT WON'T MATTER
TO YOU.

I'M SORRY,

THE GENERAL'S
AT THE WHITE HOUSE,
VERY HIGH-LEVEL MEETING.

HE'D HAVE MY HEAD
IF I INTERRUPTED HIM THERE.

MAGGIE, COULDN'T YOU TELL ME
WHAT THE PROBLEM IS?

WONDER WOMAN SAID
ONLY THE GENERAL.
BLANKENSHIP.

WONDER WOMAN?

MAYBE I SHOULD
CALL THE GENERAL
AT THE WHITE HOUSE.

YES, WE'RE JUST IN TIME.

OUR SUBMARINE
IS DUE TO SURFACE
IN JUST 3 MINUTES.

CHECK AND SEE
WHAT THAT IS.

QUICKLY,
QUICKLY.

[timer ticking]

THERE IT IS.

* WONDER WOMAN

* WONDER WOMAN *

[air hissing]

YOU WON THIS ROUND.

BUT AT LEAST
WE'VE ELIMINATED MAJ. TREVOR

AND THAT
SECRET SERVICE AGENT.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
WITH THEM?

WHERE ARE THEY?

VALHALLA.

[timer ticking]

[ticking stops]

[sighing]

[exhaling]

OH, BLESS YOU.

ANOTHER 5 SECONDS, PAL,
WE BOTH WOULD'VE BOUGHT IT.

STEVE!

OH, I WAS SO WORRIED.
HE SAID YOU WERE DEAD.

NOTHING TO WORRY
ABOUT, WONDER WOMAN.

WE HANDLED THIS
ALL ON OUR OWN.

FOR A CHANGE.

[both laughing]

WELL, HERE IT IS, ETTA.

ONE COPY FOR THE GENERAL
AND ONE FOR YOUR FILE.

OH, UH, WOULD YOU
FILE THIS WITH IT

AS A SOUVENIR?

A $2 BILL?

THE LAST OF THE $2 BILLS.

THE GOVERNMENT DECIDED TO
TAKE THEM OUT OF CIRCULATION.

THEY DIDN'T WANT A CHANCE
OF REPETITION OF WOTAN'S PLAN.

THE LAST OF THE $2 BILLS.

IT SEEMS HISTORIC IN A WAY.

(Steve)
IN A WAY, I GUESS IT IS.

I'VE READ THIS COPY
OF DAN FLETCHER'S REPORT
TO HIS SUPERIORS.

ALL ABOUT THE WAY
YOU DIFFUSED THE BOMB
AND SAVED HIM.

WELL, I REALLY DIDN'T--

THAT'S NOT IN HERE.

JUST ABOUT THE SPIES
BEING CAPTURED

AND THE PLATES
BEING RECOVERED.

STEVE,
YOU GIVE ALL THE CREDIT
TO WONDER WOMAN.

WELL, SHE DESERVES IT.

I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.

WHEN YOU COME
RIGHT DOWN TO IT,

I DON'T KNOW WHAT
WE'D DO WITHOUT HER.

SHE IS A WONDER.

STRONG AND FEARLESS,
STILL COMPASSIONATE.

ALL THE VIRTUES OF FEMININITY
WITH NONE OF THE VICES.

(Etta)
YOU'RE RIGHT.

SOMETIMES I WISH
I WAS LIKE WONDER WOMAN.

MOST OF THE TIME I WISH
I WAS LIKE WONDER WOMAN.

[laughing]

THERE'S ONLY
ONE WONDER WOMAN, ETTA.

ETTA, I THINK THE MOST
WE CAN DO IS TRY TO BE

THE BEST WOMEN
WE CAN POSSIBLY BE.

(Steve)
SOUND ADVICE, DIANA.

THANK YOU.

IT'S JUST SOMETHING MY MOTHER
USED TO TELL ME.

* WONDER WOMAN

* WONDER WOMAN

* ALL THE WORLD
IS WAITING FOR YOU *

* AND THE POWER YOU POSSESS

* IN YOUR SATIN TIGHTS

* FIGHTING FOR YOUR RIGHTS

* AND THE OLD RED,
WHITE AND BLUE *

* WONDER WOMAN

* ALL OUR HOPES
ARE PINNED UPON YOU *

* AND THE MAGIC THAT YOU DO

* STOP A BULLET COLD

* MAKE THE AXIS FOLD

* CHANGE THEIR MINDS

* AND CHANGE THE WORLD

* YOU'RE A WONDER,
WONDER WOMAN *