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Come.
Come, come, come, come, come, come.

Come.
Come, come, come, come, come, come.

(WHISPERS) OK.

(WHISPERS) OK.

Look.

Look.

Oh, shit. Shit.

Oh, shit. Shit.

It's locked.

It's locked.

How're we gonna get in?

How're we gonna get in?

Shit.

Shit.

Got an idea.

Got an idea.

Watch out.
Sara, stop!

Watch out.
Sara, stop!

There's a key, you idiot.

There's a key, you idiot.

OK, let's do this thing.

OK, let's do this thing.

Sara's kids have these.

Sara's kids have these.

Toy smart watches with
a walkie-talkie function.

Toy smart watches with
a walkie-talkie function.

We can use it to talk on the day,
then get rid of them.

We can use it to talk on the day,
then get rid of them.

No phone records.
Yeah.

No phone records.
Yeah.

Nice work, Evie.

Nice work, Evie.

Alright. Let's run through it
again from the top.

Alright. Let's run through it
again from the top.

The theme of the party is carnival.

The theme of the party is carnival.

We'll have a ringmaster,
clowns, hula-hooper,

We'll have a ringmaster,
clowns, hula-hooper,

fortune teller, and a former
punk band who now do kids' parties.

fortune teller, and a former
punk band who now do kids' parties.

Think chaos.

Think chaos.

Very loud chaos.

Very loud chaos.

I pretend to be drunk.

I pretend to be drunk.

Drowning my sorrows after
my recent public humiliation.

Drowning my sorrows after
my recent public humiliation.

Let's get ripped.

Let's get ripped.

Generating more footage
for the rock bottom portion

Generating more footage
for the rock bottom portion

of my phoenix from the flames
comeback narrative.

of my phoenix from the flames
comeback narrative.

I'll get Jordan to take Sara
to dry out in the garage -

I'll get Jordan to take Sara
to dry out in the garage -

or as he calls it, the man cave.

or as he calls it, the man cave.

When Sara is in place, passed out,
in view of the CCTV,

When Sara is in place, passed out,
in view of the CCTV,

I'll use my Russian malware
that I've installed remotely

I'll use my Russian malware
that I've installed remotely

to create a loop
of the man cave CCTV.

to create a loop
of the man cave CCTV.

Prepare for take off.

Prepare for take off.

I swap myself out for the mannequin,
hidden the previous evening by Amy,

I swap myself out for the mannequin,
hidden the previous evening by Amy,

and then head upstairs.

and then head upstairs.

Remember, you have to lock
the outside door,

Remember, you have to lock
the outside door,

so no-one comes in by accident.

so no-one comes in by accident.

Rewind.

Rewind.

I set off again and
remember to lock the door.

I set off again and
remember to lock the door.

Sara puts the mannequin in place

Sara puts the mannequin in place

and makes her way
via the maid's staircase...

and makes her way
via the maid's staircase...

Where there is no CCTV.

Where there is no CCTV.

..to the second floor of the house
to the master bedroom,

..to the second floor of the house
to the master bedroom,

where, thanks to me,
she will find everything she needs

where, thanks to me,
she will find everything she needs

ready to crack the safe
in the walk-in-robe.

ready to crack the safe
in the walk-in-robe.

On the cue of the band playing...
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)

On the cue of the band playing...
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)

..Sara will start drilling.

..Sara will start drilling.

Wait, why do I have to drill?
Oh, my God.

Wait, why do I have to drill?
Oh, my God.

Ah, you are the least
obvious suspect.

Ah, you are the least
obvious suspect.

Because you're rich and white,

Because you're rich and white,

and have no close connections
to anyone in my house.

and have no close connections
to anyone in my house.

Yes, no, I mean, it's your necklace.

Yes, no, I mean, it's your necklace.

Why don't you just leave it
somewhere and I just lift it?

Why don't you just leave it
somewhere and I just lift it?

It has to look like a real robbery,
Sara, obviously.

It has to look like a real robbery,
Sara, obviously.

And Jeannie wants the necklace
locked in the safe all the time now,

And Jeannie wants the necklace
locked in the safe all the time now,

since your party.

since your party.

Oh, yeah. Keep going.

Oh, yeah. Keep going.

So while you're upstairs,
the rest of us stay outside

So while you're upstairs,
the rest of us stay outside

to be caught on camera.

to be caught on camera.

Our collective alibi.

Our collective alibi.

Meanwhile, I have an open bar
where there are many entry points

Meanwhile, I have an open bar
where there are many entry points

to the rest of the house,

to the rest of the house,

making narrowing down suspects much
harder for police down the line.

making narrowing down suspects much
harder for police down the line.

Sara finishes drilling,
lines up the lock,

Sara finishes drilling,
lines up the lock,

opening up the safe
and takes the necklace.

opening up the safe
and takes the necklace.

Then, on the cue of the band
playing Happy Birthday,

Then, on the cue of the band
playing Happy Birthday,

Sara will go back downstairs
and replace herself.

Sara will go back downstairs
and replace herself.

Sara takes her position
back on the couch.

Sara takes her position
back on the couch.

The egg is back in the basket.

The egg is back in the basket.

And I'll turn off the loop
and head on over to Roxanne's.

And I'll turn off the loop
and head on over to Roxanne's.

While I check in on Sara.

While I check in on Sara.

(WHISPERS) Do you have it?

(WHISPERS) Do you have it?

Sara gives me the necklace
and I tuck it into my trousers.

Sara gives me the necklace
and I tuck it into my trousers.

Birdie makes a sound
complaint at the front door.

Birdie makes a sound
complaint at the front door.

I'm here to make a noise complaint.

I'm here to make a noise complaint.

I insist you come in for a cup of
tea and a biscuit in the kitchen.

I insist you come in for a cup of
tea and a biscuit in the kitchen.

I put my bag down,
ready for the handover.

I put my bag down,
ready for the handover.

Birdie leaves.
Birthday burglary complete.

Birdie leaves.
Birthday burglary complete.

The end!

The end!

We still have to pack up,
cover our tracks.

We still have to pack up,
cover our tracks.

Yes, now what will bring us down
is what we do afterwards.

Yes, now what will bring us down
is what we do afterwards.

Nobody can spend the money quickly.

Nobody can spend the money quickly.

That is how people get caught.
SARA: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Birdie.

That is how people get caught.
SARA: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Birdie.

But we'll have done the hard part.
We'll have our ten million dollars.

But we'll have done the hard part.
We'll have our ten million dollars.

No, we'll have a very hot, extremely
expensive one-of-a-kind necklace.

No, we'll have a very hot, extremely
expensive one-of-a-kind necklace.

And a new problem.
What's that?

And a new problem.
What's that?

Who's going to sell it?
Exactly.

Who's going to sell it?
Exactly.

Who's our fence?
What the fuck's a fence?

Who's our fence?
What the fuck's a fence?

We need a serious criminal.

We need a serious criminal.

Someone with the right connections

Someone with the right connections

to get us our 10 million
plus commission.

to get us our 10 million
plus commission.

That is important.

That is important.

I can't have my share
going below two million,

I can't have my share
going below two million,

otherwise
what the fuck am I doing this for?

otherwise
what the fuck am I doing this for?

You know, Harry the Hammer
owes me a favour.

You know, Harry the Hammer
owes me a favour.

What? Are you joking?

What? Are you joking?

Didn't he dispatch his enemies
with a claw hammer?

Didn't he dispatch his enemies
with a claw hammer?

Oh, darling, that was years ago.
He's like a pussycat now.

Oh, darling, that was years ago.
He's like a pussycat now.

Oh, OK, I think we can all agree

Oh, OK, I think we can all agree

no-one with a history
of whacking people.

no-one with a history
of whacking people.

Yeah. We need someone
we know we can trust.

Yeah. We need someone
we know we can trust.

To bring into the circle of trust.
We must know someone like that.

To bring into the circle of trust.
We must know someone like that.

Sure, we know so
many people like that.

Sure, we know so
many people like that.

Maybe Jordan would know somebody.
Rack off, Sara.

Maybe Jordan would know somebody.
Rack off, Sara.

Jordan's a white collar criminal,
not some lowlife.

Jordan's a white collar criminal,
not some lowlife.

If we haven't got a fence

If we haven't got a fence

willing to take it off our hands
for cash money up front,

willing to take it off our hands
for cash money up front,

then there's no point
in doing any of this.

then there's no point
in doing any of this.

Guess I have to start
looking for another job.

Guess I have to start
looking for another job.

What? Why would you do that?

What? Why would you do that?

For money.

For money.

Oh, you've still got
Nick's bribe money.

Oh, you've still got
Nick's bribe money.

That'll see you through.

That'll see you through.

But when that runs out?

But when that runs out?

I need to keep sending money home.

I need to keep sending money home.

By then we'll have done the heist.

By then we'll have done the heist.

Birdie just said we can't
spend that money fast.

Birdie just said we can't
spend that money fast.

Oh. That doesn't apply to me.

Oh. That doesn't apply to me.

And why not?

And why not?

Because I'm rich, Evie.

Because I'm rich, Evie.

No-one knows where
I get my money from.

No-one knows where
I get my money from.

BOTH: # I'm all out of love
I'm so lost without you

BOTH: # I'm all out of love
I'm so lost without you

# I know you were right

# I know you were right

# Believing for so long

# Believing for so long

# I'm all out of love

# I'm all out of love

# What am I without you?

# What am I without you?

# I can't be too late

# I can't be too late

# To say that I was so wrong

# To say that I was so wrong

# I'm so lost without you

# I'm so lost without you

# I know you were right

# I know you were right

# Believing for so, so long.
#

# Believing for so, so long.
#

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo!
You still got it.

Whoo!
You still got it.

You still got it, Amy.
(LAUGHS)

You still got it, Amy.
(LAUGHS)

You realise as soon as the cops
are looking at a robbery here,

You realise as soon as the cops
are looking at a robbery here,

you'll be found out
as an over-stayer.

you'll be found out
as an over-stayer.

They'll put you in a detention
centre, maybe for a while.

They'll put you in a detention
centre, maybe for a while.

I know.

I know.

I'm actually going home.

I'm actually going home.

God, I'm so sorry I didn't do more.

God, I'm so sorry I didn't do more.

You know, I didn't know what my life
would be like without you

You know, I didn't know what my life
would be like without you

and I didn't want to find out.

and I didn't want to find out.

That's alright.
We had a good run, huh? (LAUGHS)

That's alright.
We had a good run, huh? (LAUGHS)

You were an OK boss.

You were an OK boss.

Better than those arseholes
that we worked for in the beginning,
remember?

Better than those arseholes
that we worked for in the beginning,
remember?

Oh, my God.
(LAUGHS)

Oh, my God.
(LAUGHS)

You know, I would look after you
forever, if I could.

You know, I would look after you
forever, if I could.

This is better.
It's not you looking after me.

This is better.
It's not you looking after me.

It's us doing something together.

It's us doing something together.

So find someone
to sell that necklace, OK?

So find someone
to sell that necklace, OK?

OK.
OK.

OK.
OK.

(SINGS TUNE)

(SINGS TUNE)

Whoo!
Yeah!

Whoo!
Yeah!

# Ba-da-ba-ba-ba! #

# Ba-da-ba-ba-ba! #

Thursday? That's wonderful.

Thursday? That's wonderful.

(GASPS) Rae!

(GASPS) Rae!

So good to see you.

So good to see you.

It's been ages.

It's been ages.

Oh, darling, I've been
in the Riviera, and let me tell you,

Oh, darling, I've been
in the Riviera, and let me tell you,

there are no clinics
in Europe as good as yours.

there are no clinics
in Europe as good as yours.

Ohh.
Anyway, I've been meaning to call.

Ohh.
Anyway, I've been meaning to call.

I'm actually having another one
of my little trunk sales tonight.

I'm actually having another one
of my little trunk sales tonight.

You, um...want to come over
for a private show?

You, um...want to come over
for a private show?

I would love that.
Brilliant.

I would love that.
Brilliant.

Now, um...how're you doing, love?

Now, um...how're you doing, love?

I...I heard about Jordan's arrest.

I...I heard about Jordan's arrest.

You know, I've been through it all
with Rocco.

You know, I've been through it all
with Rocco.

You have just gotta keep your cool.

You have just gotta keep your cool.

Thanks, Rae. It's been tough,
but I'm coming out swinging.

Thanks, Rae. It's been tough,
but I'm coming out swinging.

Of course you have, darling.
You're a tough broad like me.

Of course you have, darling.
You're a tough broad like me.

But if there's anything
that I can do,

But if there's anything
that I can do,

you just pick up
the dog and bone, alright?

you just pick up
the dog and bone, alright?

There is something
I'd love to run by you.

There is something
I'd love to run by you.

Well, come through, we'll have a chat
before your treatment.

Well, come through, we'll have a chat
before your treatment.

Oh! OK.

Oh! OK.

Did I do good or what?

Did I do good or what?

Sorry, English.
Rae, it's perfect.

Sorry, English.
Rae, it's perfect.

Her husband is an accountant
for the mob,

Her husband is an accountant
for the mob,

but he's not a heavyweight,

but he's not a heavyweight,

and she is connected, but no danger
of any smashy-smashy.

and she is connected, but no danger
of any smashy-smashy.

Well, I trust Rae because
I've been buying handbags

Well, I trust Rae because
I've been buying handbags

that fell off the back of a truck
from her for years,

that fell off the back of a truck
from her for years,

and in all that time, not one fake.

and in all that time, not one fake.

And all the girls
who work for Rae love her.

And all the girls
who work for Rae love her.

No-one has a bad word
to say about her.

No-one has a bad word
to say about her.

And that really means something.

And that really means something.

OK, girls!
Hello, Rae!

OK, girls!
Hello, Rae!

Well, this is a bit
of fun, isn't it?

Well, this is a bit
of fun, isn't it?

As I always say,
nothing brings people together

As I always say,
nothing brings people together

like a little criminal conspiracy.

like a little criminal conspiracy.

Right, now who wants to
pour the champagne

Right, now who wants to
pour the champagne

while you fill me in on the finer
points of this daring escapade?

while you fill me in on the finer
points of this daring escapade?

(LAUGHTER)

(LAUGHTER)

Thank you, Evie.

Thank you, Evie.

So, we have a $16 million necklace
that's in a safe.

So, we have a $16 million necklace
that's in a safe.

Owned by a witch that's
just begging to be liberated.

Owned by a witch that's
just begging to be liberated.

How very Wizard of Oz.
Do go on.

How very Wizard of Oz.
Do go on.

(LAUGHTER)

(LAUGHTER)

Ah, there.

Ah, there.

Not too bad.
Very good.

Not too bad.
Very good.

Hope Garth doesn't notice.

Hope Garth doesn't notice.

He's never in here.

He's never in here.

(LAUGHS)
Neither are you.

(LAUGHS)
Neither are you.

How's Melanie?

How's Melanie?

She's good.

She's good.

I've decided to do an article about
you and Melanie for my website.

I've decided to do an article about
you and Melanie for my website.

Sara, no.

Sara, no.

'Love your nanny' was the start
of all of my problems.

'Love your nanny' was the start
of all of my problems.

What...what do you mean?

What...what do you mean?

My husband saw your posts.

My husband saw your posts.

Made him think that
I was hiding things from him.

Made him think that
I was hiding things from him.

I was.

I was.

What were you hiding?

What were you hiding?

(SIGHS) It's hard.

(SIGHS) It's hard.

Complicated.

Complicated.

I'm going to do something to fix it.

I'm going to do something to fix it.

We're about to do a heist

We're about to do a heist

because you can't afford
to even pay me.

because you can't afford
to even pay me.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

(LAUGHS) But Sara to the rescue?

(LAUGHS) But Sara to the rescue?

You're always like, "I
got this. I got this."

You're always like, "I
got this. I got this."

Sara, you don't got this.

Sara, you don't got this.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Am I the worst?
Yes.

Am I the worst?
Yes.

You are. (LAUGHS)

You are. (LAUGHS)

# Beautiful girl
I'm a beautiful girl. #

# Beautiful girl
I'm a beautiful girl. #

Yes, I am.

Yes, I am.

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

Mum's getting on well with the kids.

Mum's getting on well with the kids.

Mm, so touching.

Mm, so touching.

Roxanne.
What do you want me to say?

Roxanne.
What do you want me to say?

I want you to say Mum can live
with you if I get put away.

I want you to say Mum can live
with you if I get put away.

Are you joking?

Are you joking?

It's not unreasonable
to want my mum looked after.

It's not unreasonable
to want my mum looked after.

It is totally unreasonable
to ask me to look after her.

It is totally unreasonable
to ask me to look after her.

She hates me.
Look at it like this.

She hates me.
Look at it like this.

You want to keep a hold of
that necklace,

You want to keep a hold of
that necklace,

looking after Mum
is your best option.

looking after Mum
is your best option.

She goes, it goes.

She goes, it goes.

Just saying.
You know what?

Just saying.
You know what?

We're having this party tomorrow
for the boys.

We're having this party tomorrow
for the boys.

But after that, it is over.

But after that, it is over.

I want a divorce.
Rox...

I want a divorce.
Rox...

No. I want a man that fights for me.

No. I want a man that fights for me.

I need an equal to walk beside me,
not someone who drags me down.

I need an equal to walk beside me,
not someone who drags me down.

Sara, we need to talk.
Yeah, I know.

Sara, we need to talk.
Yeah, I know.

But do we have to do it now?

But do we have to do it now?

Are you leaving me?
What? No!

Are you leaving me?
What? No!

Why would you say that?

Why would you say that?

Tonight I went to pay
for dinner, for our children,

Tonight I went to pay
for dinner, for our children,

and my card was declined.

and my card was declined.

All my cards were declined.

All my cards were declined.

And then I checked
our joint bank account.

And then I checked
our joint bank account.

It's empty.
Shit.

It's empty.
Shit.

That wasn't supposed to happen.

That wasn't supposed to happen.

This is some kind of tactic,
isn't it?

This is some kind of tactic,
isn't it?

You've hired some
shark divorce lawyer,

You've hired some
shark divorce lawyer,

'cause you want me to know
how trapped I am,

'cause you want me to know
how trapped I am,

as if I didn't know already...

as if I didn't know already...

No, that is absolutely
not what is happening.

No, that is absolutely
not what is happening.

Don't you dare leave me for that
fucking wanker Nick.

Don't you dare leave me for that
fucking wanker Nick.

What? Eww. No, of course not.

What? Eww. No, of course not.

Don't say it like it's ridiculous.
I know you fucked him.

Don't say it like it's ridiculous.
I know you fucked him.

Everyone on the internet
knows you fucked him.

Everyone on the internet
knows you fucked him.

I fucked him.

I fucked him.

And it was a mistake.

And it was a mistake.

I'm so sorry, Garth.

I'm so sorry, Garth.

So where's the money, Sara?

So where's the money, Sara?

What?

What?

Well, if this isn't a tactic,
then it's something else.

Well, if this isn't a tactic,
then it's something else.

What is it?

What is it?

It's a situation. An event.

It's a situation. An event.

A series of events
creating a situation.

A series of events
creating a situation.

Sara, are you broke?

Sara, are you broke?

No. No.

No. No.

No, it's a...cashflow problem.

No, it's a...cashflow problem.

Cashflow?

Cashflow?

You blew through your
entire inheritance, didn't you?

You blew through your
entire inheritance, didn't you?

You spent it all
on that stupid website.

You spent it all
on that stupid website.

This whole time
you've been telling me

This whole time
you've been telling me

that I'm the colossal fuck-up and
failure and you blew all that money?

that I'm the colossal fuck-up and
failure and you blew all that money?

EVIE: Hail Mary, full of grace,
the Lord is with you.

EVIE: Hail Mary, full of grace,
the Lord is with you.

Pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our death.

Pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our death.

Amen.

Amen.

I really, really,
really believe they are.

I really, really,
really believe they are.

It's too much, Birdie.

It's too much, Birdie.

Nonsense, darling,
it's a freebie from Roxanne.

Nonsense, darling,
it's a freebie from Roxanne.

Today's the last day before
the voucher expires.

Today's the last day before
the voucher expires.

Well, why don't you use it?

Well, why don't you use it?

I told you, I've got
a mountain of paperwork.

I told you, I've got
a mountain of paperwork.

Besides, it's like Oprah says, this
is your chance to practise receiving.

Besides, it's like Oprah says, this
is your chance to practise receiving.

Come on. Go on, you have
a great day at the spa.

Come on. Go on, you have
a great day at the spa.

Off you go. Come back
sparkling like a diamond.

Off you go. Come back
sparkling like a diamond.

Thank you.
Bye, darling!

Thank you.
Bye, darling!

Bye.

Bye.

Oh, that's pretty, isn't it?
You fellas think you could do that?

Oh, that's pretty, isn't it?
You fellas think you could do that?

Hi.

Hi.

How are my boys?

How are my boys?

Fantastic.
Excited.

Fantastic.
Excited.

You're going to have
the best day ever, my boys.

You're going to have
the best day ever, my boys.

The very best.

The very best.

Come on. Let's have a go
at the photo booth.

Come on. Let's have a go
at the photo booth.

Ah!

Ah!

Kids, why aren't you ready to go?

Kids, why aren't you ready to go?

Mum's being weird again.

Mum's being weird again.

Have you been taking drugs?

Have you been taking drugs?

Evie.

Evie.

You know what your problem is?
You worry too much.

You know what your problem is?
You worry too much.

I got this.

I got this.

Oop. Oh.

Oop. Oh.

Ah, that was nice.

Ah, that was nice.

Hello!
Hi.

Hello!
Hi.

Welcome! Welcome!

Welcome! Welcome!

I'll put it with the other presents.

I'll put it with the other presents.

Power Range Rovers are go!

Power Range Rovers are go!

Ah, I'll take Ollie to
look at the animals.

Ah, I'll take Ollie to
look at the animals.

Roger.

Roger.

Hello!

Hello!

Look at all the mummies.
Hi, Sara.

Look at all the mummies.
Hi, Sara.

Fuck. What are you doing here?
Slow your roll, I was invited.

Fuck. What are you doing here?
Slow your roll, I was invited.

Oh, sure, you were invited
to a six-year-old's birthday party.

Oh, sure, you were invited
to a six-year-old's birthday party.

I'm calling security. Roxanne!

I'm calling security. Roxanne!

Jordan invited me.
We hit it off at the art show.

Jordan invited me.
We hit it off at the art show.

He has great taste,
and wants to buy some of my work.

He has great taste,
and wants to buy some of my work.

Sorry, ladies, I slept with her once
and now she won't leave me alone.

Sorry, ladies, I slept with her once
and now she won't leave me alone.

He is obsessed with me.

He is obsessed with me.

You are literally the first person
to watch all of my Instagram stories.

You are literally the first person
to watch all of my Instagram stories.

That is a fucking fabrication.

That is a fucking fabrication.

Can you just leave? Please, Nick.
My kids are here.

Can you just leave? Please, Nick.
My kids are here.

I don't think so.

I don't think so.

Ah... It's not what it looks like.

Ah... It's not what it looks like.

Garth.

Garth.

Everyone sees through you
eventually, Sara.

Everyone sees through you
eventually, Sara.

It's so fucking tragic.

It's so fucking tragic.

Isn't it time
for you to have a drink?

Isn't it time
for you to have a drink?

Yes. Yes, it is.

Yes. Yes, it is.

Sara, are you alright?

Sara, are you alright?

Yes, yes. Mocktails.

Yes, yes. Mocktails.

She's good.

She's good.

# I'm a catch
But I never get caught

# I'm a catch
But I never get caught

# Mister Right knows I'm never wrong

# Mister Right knows I'm never wrong

# So delightful,
can't stop the charm

# So delightful,
can't stop the charm

# Oh, you wanna try?
OK, twist my arm

# Oh, you wanna try?
OK, twist my arm

# I'm so flexible

# I'm so flexible

# Keep it fluid like my music
when it's sexual

# Keep it fluid like my music
when it's sexual

# Know you like it
when I do it all sensual

# Know you like it
when I do it all sensual

# Flow's menstrual

# Flow's menstrual

# Lyrics you might find
reprehensible

# Lyrics you might find
reprehensible

# Gotta a hundred other honeys
and a bulletproof heart

# Gotta a hundred other honeys
and a bulletproof heart

# You want a shot?
Whip out the card

# You want a shot?
Whip out the card

# Put it on your Amex
Let's hit that hard

# Put it on your Amex
Let's hit that hard

# You wanna talk?
Debit or charge?

# You wanna talk?
Debit or charge?

# My time is money
You got no sense

# My time is money
You got no sense

# You in the closet
like Michael Pence

# You in the closet
like Michael Pence

# You ain't my type
I do not like you

# You ain't my type
I do not like you

# I am a goddess
You just a white dude

# I am a goddess
You just a white dude

# I'm the cherry on top

# I'm the cherry on top

# Got cake, got cool,
got ice, got rocks

# Got cake, got cool,
got ice, got rocks

# And I make your shit pop

# And I make your shit pop

# So fresh, so clean
Yes, queen, I'm a star... #

# So fresh, so clean
Yes, queen, I'm a star... #

Breakdance!

Breakdance!

Time to send in Jordan, I guess.

Time to send in Jordan, I guess.

Let's do this thing.

Let's do this thing.

# Cherry on top. #

# Cherry on top. #

Have a drink with me.

Have a drink with me.

I don't know how well
you know my wife,

I don't know how well
you know my wife,

but she's literally going to
kill you if you ruin her party.

but she's literally going to
kill you if you ruin her party.

We're the same, you and I.

We're the same, you and I.

We're no good.

We're no good.

We're both fuck-ups, Jordan.

We're both fuck-ups, Jordan.

All that money fucks you up.

All that money fucks you up.

He's gonna divorce me.

He's gonna divorce me.

Garth.

Garth.

Hey, you never could
handle your booze.

Hey, you never could
handle your booze.

Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Down we go.

Down we go.

I'm sorry, Garth.

I'm sorry, Garth.

I love you.

I love you.

Say what you like about her,
she's one hell of an actress.

Say what you like about her,
she's one hell of an actress.

I'm back!
Huh? You're back?

I'm back!
Huh? You're back?

Mm-hm.
So soon?

Mm-hm.
So soon?

One of the most important things

One of the most important things

about being connected
to the flow of the universe

about being connected
to the flow of the universe

is knowing when something
is truly meant for you.

is knowing when something
is truly meant for you.

The day at the spa was a gift
from Roxanne for you, Birdie.

The day at the spa was a gift
from Roxanne for you, Birdie.

I feel like it was
meant for you, though.

I feel like it was
meant for you, though.

No, no, no, I talked to
the girls at the clinic

No, no, no, I talked to
the girls at the clinic

and they said don't worry
about the expiry date.

and they said don't worry
about the expiry date.

Come in any time you like.

Come in any time you like.

Oh, that's so sweet.
You really shouldn't have.

Oh, that's so sweet.
You really shouldn't have.

But I must. And so it is.

But I must. And so it is.

Ooh, let's go check out Roxanne's
party. It sounds mega-wild.

Ooh, let's go check out Roxanne's
party. It sounds mega-wild.

Oh, it's a children's party,
isn't it?

Oh, it's a children's party,
isn't it?

Mm-hmm.
No, I can't stand children.

Mm-hmm.
No, I can't stand children.

Walking germ factories.
Really?

Walking germ factories.
Really?

Mm.
I might pop over.

Mm.
I might pop over.

Hey! How's that Aussie bloke
of yours going?

Hey! How's that Aussie bloke
of yours going?

Any more cryptic messages?
Ooh, he just texted.

Any more cryptic messages?
Ooh, he just texted.

Wow.
All emojis.

Wow.
All emojis.

Hit me with it.
OK.

Hit me with it.
OK.

The Eagle has landed.

The Eagle has landed.

Eagles?
No, it was a beagle.

Eagles?
No, it was a beagle.

It ran across the grass.
Oh, a beagle.

It ran across the grass.
Oh, a beagle.

Fuck!

Fuck!

Oh.

Oh.

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)

# From the top,
it's a long way to the shore... #

# From the top,
it's a long way to the shore... #

(LOUD DRILLING)

(LOUD DRILLING)

Far out.

Far out.

(LOUD DRILLING)

(LOUD DRILLING)

Sara, everything OK?

Sara, everything OK?

Sara, do you copy?

Sara, do you copy?

(BAND VOLUME GETS LOUDER)

(BAND VOLUME GETS LOUDER)

# I switch on
and it's nag, nag, nag, nag, nag

# I switch on
and it's nag, nag, nag, nag, nag

# But it's cool,
my mind's a garbage bag... #

# But it's cool,
my mind's a garbage bag... #

What the fuck?!

What the fuck?!

Oi-oi, the cameras.

Oi-oi, the cameras.

I'll check in on her.

I'll check in on her.

The man cave?
No.

The man cave?
No.

If you go in there,
you'll disappear from the CCTV

If you go in there,
you'll disappear from the CCTV

and they'll know it's on the looper.
Oh, yeah.

and they'll know it's on the looper.
Oh, yeah.

There's cameras there too.
We'll ask Birdie.

There's cameras there too.
We'll ask Birdie.

Birdie, do you read me?

Birdie, do you read me?

What was that?

What was that?

Oh, just a reminder I made
for myself to do some reading.

Oh, just a reminder I made
for myself to do some reading.

Oh. You are good with technology.

Oh. You are good with technology.

Ah, yeah.

Ah, yeah.

It's a message from Birdie.

It's a message from Birdie.

"Can't talk now, Gigi is here".

"Can't talk now, Gigi is here".

Oh, bloody hell, Birdie.
I can't reply to this.

Oh, bloody hell, Birdie.
I can't reply to this.

It will leave a record.

It will leave a record.

Gigi is supposed
to be at the clinic.

Gigi is supposed
to be at the clinic.

I'll message her through the watch.

I'll message her through the watch.

Send text to Birdie.

Send text to Birdie.

(BUZZ)

(BUZZ)

Is that a smart watch?

Is that a smart watch?

How long have you had that?
Oh, just got it.

How long have you had that?
Oh, just got it.

I'm going to have to
send it back, though,

I'm going to have to
send it back, though,

because the text is so damn small.

because the text is so damn small.

What are you up to over there?

What are you up to over there?

Oh, just some boring,
fiddly accounting.

Oh, just some boring,
fiddly accounting.

How's your text going?
Oh, I think I'm getting there.

How's your text going?
Oh, I think I'm getting there.

Ask him how his weekend is.
That's only common courtesy.

Ask him how his weekend is.
That's only common courtesy.

Birdie says, "All clear. Go ahead."

Birdie says, "All clear. Go ahead."

What does that mean?

What does that mean?

Just go from here.
Yeah, OK, OK.

Just go from here.
Yeah, OK, OK.

Hi.

Hi.

Get out of my way.

Get out of my way.

Psst. Fancy a line?

Psst. Fancy a line?

Yeah.

Yeah.

No, no, no. This way.

No, no, no. This way.

Wait! Stop!

Wait! Stop!

Stop!

Stop!

Ha! Look at Sara.
Never could handle her booze.

Ha! Look at Sara.
Never could handle her booze.

That's what I said.

That's what I said.

Dada.
Ah-ha.

Dada.
Ah-ha.

(SNIFFS)

(SNIFFS)

Whoo!

Whoo!

I haven't done drugs in years.

I haven't done drugs in years.

Roxanne wouldn't allow it.
She's too classy for drugs.

Roxanne wouldn't allow it.
She's too classy for drugs.

I gave up everything good for her.
Why?

I gave up everything good for her.
Why?

Exactly. Forget about her.

Exactly. Forget about her.

You've been married the whole time
Tinder's been around?

You've been married the whole time
Tinder's been around?

Oh! You've got no idea
what it's like out there, man.

Oh! You've got no idea
what it's like out there, man.

Whoa-ho!
Get high and slay, brother.

Whoa-ho!
Get high and slay, brother.

(SNIFFS)

(SNIFFS)

You got any more of this?

You got any more of this?

Yeah!

Yeah!

Sara. Sara!

Sara. Sara!

Hey! Stop! Sara!

Hey! Stop! Sara!

Stop! Hey!
Oh! Evie, God.

Stop! Hey!
Oh! Evie, God.

Thank God you're here.

Thank God you're here.

This is so much harder than F45.

This is so much harder than F45.

Oh, don't look at me like that.

Oh, don't look at me like that.

We can fix it.

We can fix it.

We still have time.

We still have time.

OK? Oh.

OK? Oh.

Oh, no, we can't fix it, can we?

Oh, no, we can't fix it, can we?

I'm sorry, Evie. I fucked up.

I'm sorry, Evie. I fucked up.

I had a drink and then that
combined with the Xanax and...

I had a drink and then that
combined with the Xanax and...

(SOBS)

(SOBS)

I messed everything up.

I messed everything up.

My whole life is in the crapper

My whole life is in the crapper

and oh, my God, I've become someone
who uses words like 'crapper'.

and oh, my God, I've become someone
who uses words like 'crapper'.

What is even going on?

What is even going on?

Hey, snap out of it.

Hey, snap out of it.

We haven't got time for this, OK?
Give me the gloves.

We haven't got time for this, OK?
Give me the gloves.

Give me the gloves.

Give me the gloves.

Hurry!

Hurry!

Lock the door, OK?

Lock the door, OK?

Don't let anyone in, no matter what.

Don't let anyone in, no matter what.

And do you have some of those
other pills in here?

And do you have some of those
other pills in here?

The ones that make you,
you know, go up?

The ones that make you,
you know, go up?

Yeah.
OK, take them.

Yeah.
OK, take them.

And drink some water.

And drink some water.

Sober up. Can you do that?

Sober up. Can you do that?

OK. OK. Do not let anyone in, OK?

OK. OK. Do not let anyone in, OK?

OK.
OK. OK. Go.

OK.
OK. OK. Go.

Oh.

Oh.

(LOUD DRILLING)

(LOUD DRILLING)

(BAND PLAYS)

(BAND PLAYS)

Sara.

Sara.

There's something I need to say.

There's something I need to say.

There have been times
in our marriage

There have been times
in our marriage

when I felt something was missing.

when I felt something was missing.

I couldn't put my finger on
exactly what it was.

I couldn't put my finger on
exactly what it was.

So to find out that maybe you're not
everything you appear to be...

So to find out that maybe you're not
everything you appear to be...

..really took me by surprise.

..really took me by surprise.

And Nick? Oh.

And Nick? Oh.

That was a shock.

That was a shock.

I know you must have been
all sorts of fucked up

I know you must have been
all sorts of fucked up

to have made a mistake that stupid,
so...

to have made a mistake that stupid,
so...

The point is,

The point is,

all of this has made me realise
what's important to me,

all of this has made me realise
what's important to me,

and that is...

and that is...

..I love you, Sara.

..I love you, Sara.

I love you...

I love you...

..money, no money,
fat, bald, driving a bus,

..money, no money,
fat, bald, driving a bus,

getting drunk and making a spectacle
of yourself - I don't care.

getting drunk and making a spectacle
of yourself - I don't care.

I mean, of course I care,
in terms of your own wellbeing,

I mean, of course I care,
in terms of your own wellbeing,

but those superficial things?

but those superficial things?

They're not important to me.
They never were.

They're not important to me.
They never were.

Sara?

Sara?

Sara.

Sara.

What in the living fuck?

What in the living fuck?

(DRILLING)

(DRILLING)

(DRILLING BECOMES LOUDER)

(DRILLING BECOMES LOUDER)

SARA: Go away.
Everything's totally normal in here.

SARA: Go away.
Everything's totally normal in here.

Sara?
Garth?

Sara?
Garth?

What's going on? Open the door.

What's going on? Open the door.

I can't do that. I'm sorry.

I can't do that. I'm sorry.

What's that noise?

What's that noise?

Oh, um...

Oh, um...

I thought I'd have
a lovely relaxing spa,

I thought I'd have
a lovely relaxing spa,

and I accidentally clogged the drain
with, uh, bath salts,

and I accidentally clogged the drain
with, uh, bath salts,

and it's all...

and it's all...

God, I've made a bit of a mess.

God, I've made a bit of a mess.

It's really...
It's terrible, actually.

It's really...
It's terrible, actually.

OK, well, open the door
and I'll help you clean it up.

OK, well, open the door
and I'll help you clean it up.

You'd do that for me?
Of course I would.

You'd do that for me?
Of course I would.

That's the deal, right?
We're in it together.

That's the deal, right?
We're in it together.

Now, open up.

Now, open up.

I really, really want to,
but I can't.

I really, really want to,
but I can't.

It's not bath salts, is it?

It's not bath salts, is it?

No.

No.

I'm sorry I didn't tell you
about being broke.

I'm sorry I didn't tell you
about being broke.

Why didn't you?

Why didn't you?

Because, I don't know...

Because, I don't know...

That's always been
what I have to offer.

That's always been
what I have to offer.

You think I'm with you
only for your money?

You think I'm with you
only for your money?

Well, it's a fact, Garth.
You love spending my money.

Well, it's a fact, Garth.
You love spending my money.

Sara, whatever it is
you think you're hiding,

Sara, whatever it is
you think you're hiding,

I'm pretty sure I know already.

I'm pretty sure I know already.

Except the money,
and fuck the money.

Except the money,
and fuck the money.

It was your money. I'm sorry
that I acted like it was mine.

It was your money. I'm sorry
that I acted like it was mine.

(BUZZ)
ROXANNE: Evie, stop drilling.

(BUZZ)
ROXANNE: Evie, stop drilling.

(DRILLING STOPS)
How can you forgive me so easily?

(DRILLING STOPS)
How can you forgive me so easily?

You know sometimes when I say
I'm going away on a business trip?

You know sometimes when I say
I'm going away on a business trip?

Yeah?

Yeah?

Well, I just go and stay
at a hotel in the city.

Well, I just go and stay
at a hotel in the city.

Is that a sex thing?
No!

Is that a sex thing?
No!

I just, you know,
order room service and watch TV.

I just, you know,
order room service and watch TV.

You know the other week
when I said I was in Melbourne?

You know the other week
when I said I was in Melbourne?

Yes.
I was just staying in the CBD.

Yes.
I was just staying in the CBD.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, Garth.

Oh, Garth.

We deserve each other.

We deserve each other.

Where are we at, girls?

Where are we at, girls?

I'm almost there. Got one hole left.

I'm almost there. Got one hole left.

Let's do happy birthday.

Let's do happy birthday.

You have exactly two minutes, Evie.

You have exactly two minutes, Evie.

I'm doing my best, OK?

I'm doing my best, OK?

Smiley face emoji
instead of the heart eyes,

Smiley face emoji
instead of the heart eyes,

so I'm not coming across too eager.

so I'm not coming across too eager.

Keen to start that apprenticeship,

Keen to start that apprenticeship,

because that's what we talked
about when we first met.

because that's what we talked
about when we first met.

And then, "Let me know
when you have time for..."

And then, "Let me know
when you have time for..."

I'm just gonna make a complaint.
About what?

I'm just gonna make a complaint.
About what?

The band. It is so loud,
I can't hear myself think.

The band. It is so loud,
I can't hear myself think.

It's fine.
No, I'm going.

It's fine.
No, I'm going.

It's for the good of
the neighbourhood, not just for us.

It's for the good of
the neighbourhood, not just for us.

You're in a very weird energy today.

You're in a very weird energy today.

That text is perfect. Send it.

That text is perfect. Send it.

You wait here for his reply.

You wait here for his reply.

OK.

OK.

# Happy birthday... #

# Happy birthday... #

(KNOCK AT DOOR)
Oh, fuck! Engaged!

(KNOCK AT DOOR)
Oh, fuck! Engaged!

(DOORBELL RINGS)

(DOORBELL RINGS)

No, no, no, no, no. Up that way.

No, no, no, no, no. Up that way.

Up, up, up, up!

Up, up, up, up!

Let me do that.

Let me do that.

(DOORBELL RINGS)

(DOORBELL RINGS)

What are you lot up to?

What are you lot up to?

I'm onto you.

I'm onto you.

You have a great view here, ma'am.

You have a great view here, ma'am.

Wait. No, wait!

Wait. No, wait!

Don't leave me here!

Don't leave me here!

I'm here to make a noise complaint.
You're too early.

I'm here to make a noise complaint.
You're too early.

It's all messed up.

It's all messed up.

(KNOCK AT WINDOW)
Hey, you

(KNOCK AT WINDOW)
Hey, you

Lady! Lady! Help me! I'm stranded!

Lady! Lady! Help me! I'm stranded!

Just stay calm.
Elder abuse!

Just stay calm.
Elder abuse!

Check in with Sara.

Check in with Sara.

Don't worry about Sara.

Don't worry about Sara.

Evie's up there drilling.

Evie's up there drilling.

Shouldn't we be worried
about the cameras?

Shouldn't we be worried
about the cameras?

Don't worry about the cameras.
I took care of all the cameras.

Don't worry about the cameras.
I took care of all the cameras.

Evie? Evie.

Evie? Evie.

(SONG ENDS, CHEERING)

(SONG ENDS, CHEERING)

Make them play it again!
(FAINT DRILLING)

Make them play it again!
(FAINT DRILLING)

Hmm?
Twice! For twins!

Hmm?
Twice! For twins!

You want to do something for me,
Jordan? Do it now.

You want to do something for me,
Jordan? Do it now.

Ah...

Ah...

Are you on drugs?

Are you on drugs?

No.
Oh, my God.

No.
Oh, my God.

Ah!

Ah!

Twice! For twins!

Twice! For twins!

Oh, sing along with me. Come on!

Oh, sing along with me. Come on!

# Happy birthday to you

# Happy birthday to you

# Happy birthday to you.

# Happy birthday to you.

# Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you!

# Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you!

# Happy birthday!

# Happy birthday!

# Happy birthday... #

# Happy birthday... #

(PHONE RINGS)

(PHONE RINGS)

Hello, stranger.
Hey. Thanks for texting.

Hello, stranger.
Hey. Thanks for texting.

Are you at home?
Yes.

Are you at home?
Yes.

Well, I'm nearby.

Well, I'm nearby.

How about I pick you up
and take you out for a meal?

How about I pick you up
and take you out for a meal?

Oh, I thought you'd never ask. When?

Oh, I thought you'd never ask. When?

Five minutes?

Five minutes?

See you soon.

See you soon.

Help. Please.

Help. Please.

Please, people.

Please, people.

Evie?

Evie?

Evie?

Evie?

(CHEERING)

(CHEERING)

We have to pull the plug.
I'll give you the combination.

We have to pull the plug.
I'll give you the combination.

No, that will totally
give the game away.

No, that will totally
give the game away.

Well, this is it!
We can't keep this up.

Well, this is it!
We can't keep this up.

The combination is 10-20-30-40.

The combination is 10-20-30-40.

Oh, you're joking.
That sounds like a dummy code.

Oh, you're joking.
That sounds like a dummy code.

We can't do that.
Use it or walk, Evie.

We can't do that.
Use it or walk, Evie.

That's the combination.

That's the combination.

OK. OK.

OK. OK.

30. 40.

30. 40.

I can't wait to be alone with you.

I can't wait to be alone with you.

GARTH: I know. This is so weird.
It's great.

GARTH: I know. This is so weird.
It's great.

Who are you talking to?
Garth.

Who are you talking to?
Garth.

Oh, my God, Evie, you did it.

Oh, my God, Evie, you did it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Wait, Evie's in there with you?

Wait, Evie's in there with you?

I can't let you in.

I can't let you in.

Oh, fuck a duck.

Oh, fuck a duck.

Hello! Gigi!
Oh! Hi, Jeannie.

Hello! Gigi!
Oh! Hi, Jeannie.

I'm locked out!

I'm locked out!

Yeah, the party's really great!
No, no, no, Gigi.

Yeah, the party's really great!
No, no, no, Gigi.

Yeah!
Help!

Yeah!
Help!

Oh.

Oh.

What are you doing here?
The text worked.

What are you doing here?
The text worked.

Dean's picking me up out front.

Dean's picking me up out front.

From here?
Mm-hm.

From here?
Mm-hm.

Why?
Don't worry about it.

Why?
Don't worry about it.

Oh, I'm not worried. No.

Oh, I'm not worried. No.

It's really... Ooh! Thank you.

It's really... Ooh! Thank you.

I'm up here on the balcony.

I'm up here on the balcony.

OK, go, go.

OK, go, go.

Evie?

Evie?

Was that the necklace?

Was that the necklace?

Well...
Why did you do that?

Well...
Why did you do that?

Garth is outside.
Oh, no, Evie. Garth doesn't matter.

Garth is outside.
Oh, no, Evie. Garth doesn't matter.

What the...

What the...

Yee-ha! Pool party!
Last one in's a rotten egg!

Yee-ha! Pool party!
Last one in's a rotten egg!

No way...
Oh!

No way...
Oh!

Yoo-hoo!
Come on! Get in!

Yoo-hoo!
Come on! Get in!

These parties are the best.

These parties are the best.

What's going on?
Can you explain it all to me?

What's going on?
Can you explain it all to me?

I think this one's beyond me,
darling.

I think this one's beyond me,
darling.

Thank you.

Thank you.

(PHONE DINGS)
That's him. Gotta go.

(PHONE DINGS)
That's him. Gotta go.

OK.
Pity.

OK.
Pity.

This was just getting mega-wild.

This was just getting mega-wild.

What the hell is going on?

What the hell is going on?

I'll tell you later.
I'll tell you everything.

I'll tell you later.
I'll tell you everything.

No more secrets.

No more secrets.

I've not had a red frog
in bloody 30 years.

I've not had a red frog
in bloody 30 years.

Oh, shit.
Red frog. Red frog. Red frog.

Oh, shit.
Red frog. Red frog. Red frog.

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS)

Oh. Hello.
Hello.

Oh. Hello.
Hello.

We just came to get, uh...
There they are.

We just came to get, uh...
There they are.

Oh?

Oh?

Right, see?

Right, see?

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Mrs Beasley? Ma'am?

Mrs Beasley? Ma'am?

OK.

OK.

I don't do that shit.

I don't do that shit.

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS)

Lady! Lady!

Lady! Lady!

Please! Help me!

Please! Help me!

I need my shoes and
a change of clothes.

I need my shoes and
a change of clothes.

No, wait! Don't touch anything!
What?

No, wait! Don't touch anything!
What?

You're not supposed
to be here at all!

You're not supposed
to be here at all!

Oh, nice work, Evie.
I didn't finish it.

Oh, nice work, Evie.
I didn't finish it.

What do you mean?
Where have you been?

What do you mean?
Where have you been?

She used the combination to open it.
What?! You can't do that!

She used the combination to open it.
What?! You can't do that!

Argh!

Argh!

Ooh!

Ooh!

What is wrong with you?!

What is wrong with you?!

I am trying to cover our tracks!

I am trying to cover our tracks!

Oh, my God,
you screwed everything up!

Oh, my God,
you screwed everything up!

Oh. We have to go! Now!

Oh. We have to go! Now!

Come on! Come on! Come on!

Come on! Come on! Come on!

Come on, come on, come on, come on!

Come on, come on, come on, come on!

Hey, babe.

Hey, babe.

We good?
Very good.

We good?
Very good.

Let's get out of here.
Buckle up.

Let's get out of here.
Buckle up.

(ALARM WAILS)

(ALARM WAILS)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

Fire! Help!

Fire! Help!

Garth!
I'm here. I'm here.

Garth!
I'm here. I'm here.

Where are the children?
Ah, here.

Where are the children?
Ah, here.

I'm onto you, trollop!

I'm onto you, trollop!

Who wants to count the firies?
ALL: Me.

Who wants to count the firies?
ALL: Me.

OK, let's clap first. Clap. Yay!

OK, let's clap first. Clap. Yay!

(WHISTLES)

(WHISTLES)

The fire's out, and no-one is going
anywhere until the police get here.

The fire's out, and no-one is going
anywhere until the police get here.

We've been robbed!

We've been robbed!

Who'd be stupid enough
to steal from Roxanne Waters?

Who'd be stupid enough
to steal from Roxanne Waters?

Come on. We have to meet Rae.

Come on. We have to meet Rae.

We have to get
the mannequin out first.
How?

We have to get
the mannequin out first.
How?

I'll do it. Go, go, go, go, go. Go.

I'll do it. Go, go, go, go, go. Go.

I was helping.

I was helping.

Jordan, search everyone!

Jordan, search everyone!

Start with her!

Start with her!

English.
No-one leaves without a bag check.

English.
No-one leaves without a bag check.

Search yourself, Jordie.
Might find my missing nest egg.

Search yourself, Jordie.
Might find my missing nest egg.

I don't know what
you're talking about, mate.

I don't know what
you're talking about, mate.

Empty your bags.
You turn your pockets out.

Empty your bags.
You turn your pockets out.

Turn your pockets out, mate.
Oh, thank God.

Turn your pockets out, mate.
Oh, thank God.

Fuck.
We've been robbed.
My necklace has been stolen!

Fuck.
We've been robbed.
My necklace has been stolen!

Worth $16 million.

Worth $16 million.

Back up, back up.
That guy looks very guilty.

Back up, back up.
That guy looks very guilty.

I don't even know who he is.

I don't even know who he is.

Argh! What the fuck!

Argh! What the fuck!

I love you so much...
Hey, hey! Privacy, please.

I love you so much...
Hey, hey! Privacy, please.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Somebody let me out. Hello!

Somebody let me out. Hello!

Hello! Oh, you. You. Hello!

Hello! Oh, you. You. Hello!

Hello!

Hello!

Hello, ladies. How'd you go?

Hello, ladies. How'd you go?

Wow. You pulled it off.
I'm impressed.

Wow. You pulled it off.
I'm impressed.

So, how was it?
Smooth.
Eventful.

So, how was it?
Smooth.
Eventful.

Well, they say the first job's
always the hardest.

Well, they say the first job's
always the hardest.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

That is bloody beautiful.
Do you have the money?

That is bloody beautiful.
Do you have the money?

Do I have the money?
What do I look like, a crook?

Do I have the money?
What do I look like, a crook?

In a Dolce & Gabbana kind of way.

In a Dolce & Gabbana kind of way.

You know what else is beautiful,
ladies?

You know what else is beautiful,
ladies?

Ten million dollars in cash.

Ten million dollars in cash.

Oh, and the bags are a bonus.

Oh, and the bags are a bonus.

Just a little thank you
for bringing it to me.

Just a little thank you
for bringing it to me.

Great! Thank you, Rae.

Great! Thank you, Rae.

Pleasure doing business with you.

Pleasure doing business with you.

Adios.
Thanks for the bags, Rae.

Adios.
Thanks for the bags, Rae.

We did it!

We did it!

We actually fucking did it!
Oh, my God!

We actually fucking did it!
Oh, my God!

(BOTH LAUGH)

(BOTH LAUGH)

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Rae stiffed us?

Rae stiffed us?

I didn't see that coming.

I didn't see that coming.

Fuck.
I'm gonna get that bitch.

Fuck.
I'm gonna get that bitch.

# All I want is money, money

# All I want is money, money

# Money, money, gimme some

# Money, money, gimme some

# All I need is money, money

# All I need is money, money

# Money, money, all the time

# Money, money, all the time

# Dollar bill

# Dollar bill

# Cash money

# Cash money

# Money

# Money

# I need something
just like that... #

# I need something
just like that... #

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