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Hey.
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I'm sorry,
am I bothering you?
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No, Count Mildrew.
I'm just...
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Mourning
the loss of your mother?
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I understand.
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It's been a hard week,
but I'm--
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There's
no need to be strong.
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Deal with your feelings.
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We will handle
everything else.
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Uh, Princess?
Uh, I mean, Queen Moon?
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There's a... a situation...
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in the...
in the situation room.
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I swear it wasn't my orders!
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You shut up during
your confession!
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Mina.
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What is going on?
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What is going on?
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According
to this dingus here,
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one of his mooks
lammed-off
with half an army,
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and they're the ones
who put your mama
in a wooden nightgown.
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Ya know, they, uh...
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They put her on ice.
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Uh, drapes down in funtown.
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Thank you, Mina.
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Sorry about your mama.
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The queen and I were
about to sign a peace treaty
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when one
of my generals went rogue.
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Rogue wha
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He's known as... The Lizard.
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Sorry. "The Lizard"
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-Dude, don't laugh.
-Shut it, both of you!
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Put this guy in the caboose
and let's croak those toads!
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I think we should go to war!
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Now is not the time.
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And her magic isn't strong
enough for war yet.
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Especially
against the lizards.
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They're indestructible.
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We need to go to war!
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We need
to sign the peace treaty!
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Yelling feels
really good right now!
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Maybe
we should let Moon decide?
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She is the Queen.
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She just lost
her mother, River.
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She needs time
with her feelings.
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I am the queen now,
so I will make the decision.
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My decision...
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is that I will
make a decision at dawn.
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Ugh. Why did I say
"decision" so many times?
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Queen Moon! I'm sorry
I spoke out of place.
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I got you something.
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Uh... what is this?
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It's an apology meat.
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It's how
we Johanssons apologize.
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It was a relief to know
someone believed in me.
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Thank you.
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Hey! Anytime, pal!
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Did I just call
the queen "pal"?
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Ugh! Oh, apology meat,
what am I going to do?
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Oh, Glossy,
are you okay?
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No!
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Your mama's gone!
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I know.
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And she's
never coming back!
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No, she isn't.
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And I really liked her, too.
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I know you're upset--
so am I--
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but, right now,
I really need your help.
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Things are bad.
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I-- I have to decide
between signing
a peace treaty
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or waging a war.
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Oh, yeah...
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that.
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I don't know, just pick one.
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Sure it'll work out.
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That's not helpful at all.
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Yeah, you're probably right.
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I'm in no condition
to give advice.
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If you'll excuse me,
I'm gonna go cry
in your mama's chapter.
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Eclypsa's
been crystalized
for hundreds of years.
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I've got no idea what's gonna
happen when we open this up.
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I can handle it.
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Hoo. Okay, I'm out.
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Call if you need me.
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Oh, my gosh,
I killed her!
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B... 4.
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What?
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B... 4
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"Before"?
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Before what?
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B...
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4.
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Oh, wait.
You want the candy?
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B4, B4, B4, B4!
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O...kay.
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Aah!
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Mmm mmm mmm!
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How long have I been here?
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Uh, like, 300 years.
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300 years?
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So, you're the new queen?
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Yes, what of it?
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Well, it's just
you're far too young
to be queen, unless...
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Oh, no.
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Unless, your mother,
is she...?
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I see.
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I lost my mother, too,
when I was not
much older than you.
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Ever since Mom...
um, since I became queen,
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everybody's
been looking to me
to end the war
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and make all
these big decisions,
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but I'm just a kid!
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I can't decide
the fate of Mewni!
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I can't even decide
which boy I like!
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I know how you feel.
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But that's
not why I'm here.
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I need you to teach me
one of the spells from
your Forbidden Chapter.
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Forbidden? Is that what
they're calling my chapter?
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Yeah, sorry,
I didn't name it.
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But the point is
I need a spell
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that can destroy something
that's immortal.
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Are you sure
that's what you want?
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It's my only hope.
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Well, the spell you seek
requires a magical contract.
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I can give it to you,
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but once your enemy
is killed,
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you must give me
something in return.
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Okay, what do you want?
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My freedom.
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What?
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Oh, I know
it's a lot to ask.
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But I've
just been here so long.
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All by myself.
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I want to buy
my own chocolate.
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Or those little
shrink-wrapped muffins
at the bottom. Mm!
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But these are
Rhombulus' crystals.
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I can't free you.
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A contract
between two queens is
stronger than any crystal.
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Now, do you want
to learn the spell?
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Come close. Now...
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And aim it directly
at his heart.
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What was that for?
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I'm just doing my job,
Your Majesty.
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Evil queen,
gotta freeze it.
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She didn't seem so evil.
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The queen is late.
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Look!
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She's gone mad
with grief!
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She was so young!
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She's not dead yet,
you fool!
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Uh, can we help you?
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I wish to speak
to the general.
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Silence!
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Hello, Princess.
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I presume you're the one
they call "The Lizard"?
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Yes,
but you may call me...
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Toffee.
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Toffee?
How is that any better?
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What do you want?
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I want you and your army
to leave immediately,
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or face the consequences.
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Your mom couldn't defeat us,
and neither can you!
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I was hoping you'd say that.
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We're not afraid
of your little girl magic!
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We're invincible!
Just watch!
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No, wait!
I already know about the--
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-Ugh!
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I call the darkness unto me.
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From deepest depths
of earth and sea.
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From ancient evils unawoken,
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break the one
that can't be broken.
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To blackest night,
I pledge my soul
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and crush my heart
to burning coal.
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To summon forth
a deathly power,
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to see
my hated foe devoured.
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Aah!
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Enough of this.
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Have you learned nothing?
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It's not growing back!
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Queen Moon!
You did it!
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Oh, my gosh! River!
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Thank you.
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What did you just do?
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I did my job!
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And as your queen,
I will continue to do my job
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of protecting this kingdom.
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I will hunt down
the remains
of the monster army
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and scatter them
without country
or leadership.
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Now, are there any questions?
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I didn't think so.
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♪ She's a princess
Winning battles ♪
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♪ Through the break of dawn ♪
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♪ Don't worry when it's night ♪
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♪ 'Cause she will keep
The lights on ♪
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♪ Oh, there goes
a shining star ♪
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♪ Evil won't deter her ♪
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♪ 'Cause magic
Flows through her ♪
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♪ She is a shining star ♪
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