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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,190 --> 00:00:17,205 ALL SINGING: ♪ Boob World, Boob World ♪ 2 00:00:17,220 --> 00:00:20,668 ♪ It's a world for you, but it's actually two ♪ 3 00:00:20,680 --> 00:00:22,477 ♪ Boob World! ♪ 4 00:00:22,490 --> 00:00:23,723 [VOCALIZES] 5 00:00:23,740 --> 00:00:25,959 I gotta say, Morty, it's weird that you wanted me to come, 6 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:27,900 but I'm actually exstyched about it... 7 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:29,119 that's excited, stoked, and psyched. 8 00:00:29,120 --> 00:00:30,699 I didn't want you to come. Talk to Rick. 9 00:00:30,700 --> 00:00:32,619 Truth is, Summer, Boob World's been at the center 10 00:00:32,620 --> 00:00:35,000 of a few protests every day for 30 years, 11 00:00:35,020 --> 00:00:38,020 so they've recently rebranded as a boob empowerment experience, 12 00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:39,699 and if we bring a female, we get in for free. 13 00:00:39,700 --> 00:00:42,200 So, I'm, like, what, a Coke can you're taking to Six Flags? 14 00:00:42,220 --> 00:00:43,840 No, 'cause once you get into Six Flags, 15 00:00:43,860 --> 00:00:45,307 you can throw your Coke can away. 16 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:46,405 No fucking way. 17 00:00:46,420 --> 00:00:47,838 It can't be. 18 00:00:50,080 --> 00:00:52,760 - Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit. - Oh, look at that. 19 00:00:52,780 --> 00:00:54,220 - What is it? - It's a GoTron ferret. 20 00:00:54,240 --> 00:00:55,938 It's not a GoTron ferret, Morty. 21 00:00:55,950 --> 00:00:58,405 It's the blue GoTron ferret. 22 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:02,270 - Boob World is canceled. - No, Rick, no. 23 00:01:02,290 --> 00:01:04,240 You promised. You always do this. 24 00:01:04,260 --> 00:01:05,859 Tell you what, Morty, I'll let you choose. 25 00:01:05,860 --> 00:01:07,419 - Do you really think Boob World... - Yes. 26 00:01:07,420 --> 00:01:09,180 - Let me finish. Is more important... - Yes. 27 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:12,790 Let me finish! Than have all five of the only five GoTron ferrets 28 00:01:12,810 --> 00:01:13,850 in the universe? 29 00:01:13,860 --> 00:01:15,940 Are you finished? Yes. So, let's go. 30 00:01:15,960 --> 00:01:17,519 Summer, help me hook the winch up to the ferret. 31 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:18,540 - Sure. - What the hell?! 32 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:20,068 You said you were letting me choose. 33 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,177 Yeah, whether to break my fucking heart. 34 00:01:22,190 --> 00:01:23,707 You chose badly. 35 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:25,460 MORTY: That's how it all began. 36 00:01:25,480 --> 00:01:27,580 To my sister, it was just another game. 37 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:28,705 But what she didn't know... 38 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:30,560 SUMMER: That was the moment everything changed. 39 00:01:30,580 --> 00:01:33,000 - MORTY: Wait. What? - I had gotten my first taste of respect 40 00:01:33,020 --> 00:01:34,270 and my first voiceover. 41 00:01:34,290 --> 00:01:36,159 - I can hear you. Can you hear me? - And I knew then and there 42 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:38,146 I wanted more of both. 43 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:39,205 Hello? 44 00:01:39,220 --> 00:01:46,720 ♪ 45 00:01:51,238 --> 00:01:58,105 ♪ 46 00:01:59,905 --> 00:02:06,789 ♪ 47 00:02:06,790 --> 00:02:11,000 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 48 00:02:11,680 --> 00:02:13,199 Beth, Jerry, do something fun with us. 49 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:15,560 A giant monster is attacking in the Nibblenug system. 50 00:02:15,580 --> 00:02:16,789 Your suits are in the bathroom. 51 00:02:16,790 --> 00:02:17,920 Mine smells skeletony. 52 00:02:17,940 --> 00:02:19,338 I have a chiropractor appointment. 53 00:02:19,350 --> 00:02:20,671 What are you involving us in? 54 00:02:20,690 --> 00:02:22,260 Rick's been collecting GoTron ferrets, 55 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:24,309 and now that he has all five, we can combine them into... 56 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:26,640 - Morty, for Christ's sake spoilers. - Spoilers, Morty. 57 00:02:26,660 --> 00:02:28,019 We don't need to sell this to anyone. 58 00:02:28,020 --> 00:02:29,649 There's a giant monster attacking. 59 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:31,800 In the Nibblenug system. 60 00:02:31,820 --> 00:02:33,779 Since when does this house care about alien lives. 61 00:02:33,780 --> 00:02:35,319 We don't even watch British television. 62 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:37,360 Told you. Let's just get Gene from next door 63 00:02:37,380 --> 00:02:38,946 - and a homeless guy. - No. Hold on. 64 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:40,280 Fuck Gene. Fuck the homeless. 65 00:02:40,300 --> 00:02:42,250 Your kids and their grandpa are asking you to do 66 00:02:42,270 --> 00:02:43,638 an activity with them. 67 00:02:43,650 --> 00:02:45,379 When did that stop being a parent's wettest dream? 68 00:02:45,380 --> 00:02:48,540 I guess around the time our family created a giant incest baby, 69 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:50,471 and the government launched it into space. 70 00:02:50,472 --> 00:02:52,480 Oh, my God, we made a giant incest baby. 71 00:02:52,500 --> 00:02:54,007 Oh, my God, you might be a clone. 72 00:02:54,020 --> 00:02:55,946 I exist because you guys failed to abort me. 73 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:57,900 We get the family we get, not the one we want. 74 00:02:57,920 --> 00:02:59,600 And if you want to keep the one you got, 75 00:02:59,620 --> 00:03:02,580 get your asses into some anime spacesuits. 76 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:03,660 - Fair enough. - Okay. 77 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:05,220 - Good work, Summer Camp. - Yeah. 78 00:03:05,240 --> 00:03:07,320 I'm exci-toked about this. 79 00:03:07,340 --> 00:03:09,346 Sure you are... now. 80 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:11,140 MORTY: Something new was forming, 81 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:12,440 and I was at the bottom of it. 82 00:03:12,460 --> 00:03:13,879 SUMMER: I let Morty have his voiceover. 83 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:15,140 It's really all he had left. 84 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:16,400 Okay, can you hear me or not? 85 00:03:16,420 --> 00:03:18,020 Do you mean can I, Summer, hear you? 86 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:20,310 No. My voiceover can hear your voiceover. 87 00:03:20,330 --> 00:03:23,140 - What's the difference? - One would be telepathy, dumbass. 88 00:03:23,170 --> 00:03:25,420 - Now what? - Now, we... 89 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:27,120 ALL: Go, Team GoTron! 90 00:03:28,650 --> 00:03:32,846 ♪ 91 00:03:32,860 --> 00:03:36,300 Where are we zip-lining through futuristic metallic tunnels to? 92 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:38,700 Each robot ferret is at a different location on Earth. 93 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:40,360 You're going to the center of a volcano. 94 00:03:40,380 --> 00:03:42,360 Thank you? 95 00:03:42,380 --> 00:03:48,771 ♪ 96 00:03:48,790 --> 00:03:56,705 ♪ 97 00:03:56,720 --> 00:04:04,907 ♪ 98 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:12,346 ♪ 99 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:15,260 - Okay, well, this isn't not fun. - Regroup on me. 100 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:16,559 I'll shoot a portal to Nibblenug. 101 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:19,000 Did I just monorail from my kitchen to Hawaii 102 00:04:19,020 --> 00:04:20,980 just to regroup in outer space above my kitchen? 103 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:22,638 - Uh, Summer? - It's cool, Dad. Shut up. 104 00:04:22,650 --> 00:04:30,969 ♪ 105 00:04:30,970 --> 00:04:32,420 Everybody, attack one at a time! 106 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:33,546 Is that the best way to... 107 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:35,871 Tee up something awesome? Yes. Follow me. 108 00:04:39,290 --> 00:04:41,805 Guys, we did our best, but there's only one hope. 109 00:04:41,820 --> 00:04:44,805 Activating link-dock. Inter-Morphs... rad-ified. 110 00:04:44,820 --> 00:04:46,438 PostiTrinos... maximized. 111 00:04:46,450 --> 00:04:53,905 ♪ 112 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:57,430 Holy shit, I-I can't believe this is working. 113 00:04:57,450 --> 00:04:59,438 Go, go, team! It's GoTron time! 114 00:04:59,450 --> 00:05:03,580 ♪ 115 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:07,320 - Oh, my God. Hell yes! - This is amazing! 116 00:05:07,340 --> 00:05:08,799 Okay, now we can knock it around a little bit, 117 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:10,439 but trust me, we're still building to something. 118 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:11,659 - How do we... - Just hit buttons. 119 00:05:11,660 --> 00:05:12,671 We're too big to fail. 120 00:05:12,690 --> 00:05:16,107 ♪ 121 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:17,850 I kicked him! That was me, right? 122 00:05:17,860 --> 00:05:18,871 MORTY: Uppercut! 123 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:21,500 I can't believe I almost went to the chiropractor! 124 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:23,205 I've been waiting a long time for this. 125 00:05:23,220 --> 00:05:25,205 Form Luminous Energy Sword! 126 00:05:26,271 --> 00:05:28,371 That's your ass, Mamma Jamma. 127 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:35,500 [ALL TALKING] 128 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:40,960 [ALL TALKING] 129 00:05:40,980 --> 00:05:42,160 MORTY: I-I feel so alive. 130 00:05:42,170 --> 00:05:43,860 MORTY: These were the good times, 131 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:46,120 when we felt like we could do anything. 132 00:05:46,140 --> 00:05:48,546 But anything is never quite everything. 133 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:49,800 And pretty soon... 134 00:05:49,820 --> 00:05:52,620 That was nothing... nothing compared to what we can do. 135 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:53,960 There are infinite universes 136 00:05:53,980 --> 00:05:55,579 where I still don't have all five ferrets. 137 00:05:55,580 --> 00:05:56,871 Th-th-those versions of me 138 00:05:56,880 --> 00:05:58,679 would do anything to complete their collections. 139 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:01,200 Okay, but Rick, remember what you told me to remind you? 140 00:06:01,220 --> 00:06:02,538 Sometimes, enough is... 141 00:06:02,550 --> 00:06:04,371 Sometimes, enough is enough. 142 00:06:04,390 --> 00:06:05,677 Morty, what are you doing? 143 00:06:05,690 --> 00:06:07,000 He gets obsessed, Summer. 144 00:06:07,020 --> 00:06:09,205 - When are you going to find your shame? - I have more. 145 00:06:09,220 --> 00:06:11,600 Grandpa just gave everybody the high point of their lives, 146 00:06:11,620 --> 00:06:13,840 and before he did, every single one of you 147 00:06:13,850 --> 00:06:15,338 was trying to talk him out of it. 148 00:06:15,350 --> 00:06:17,171 Wait. Yeah. Wha-wha-what the fuck! 149 00:06:17,180 --> 00:06:19,310 Now, he says we can go higher, and big surprise, 150 00:06:19,330 --> 00:06:20,700 it's time to drag him down again. 151 00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:22,420 - Well, I vote... - No voting. No debate. 152 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:24,320 It's not a democracy. It's a Rickpublic. 153 00:06:24,340 --> 00:06:25,503 You're in or you're out. 154 00:06:25,504 --> 00:06:27,277 Obviously, I'm in. I never said I wasn't in. 155 00:06:27,290 --> 00:06:29,380 Me, neither. Tell us what we're doing next. 156 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:30,849 Uh, I want to put together a cookout. 157 00:06:30,850 --> 00:06:33,480 That's it? I was honestly prepared to blow someone. 158 00:06:33,500 --> 00:06:35,838 - Jerry. - I said "prepared" and "someone." 159 00:06:35,850 --> 00:06:42,338 ♪ 160 00:06:42,350 --> 00:06:44,169 MORTY: Rick invited five versions of our family 161 00:06:44,170 --> 00:06:46,820 from different universes, each with incomplete GoTrons. 162 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:48,099 I didn't have anyone to talk to, 163 00:06:48,100 --> 00:06:50,838 since the other four Mortys had been to Boob World. 164 00:06:50,850 --> 00:06:51,977 Did you walk on the beach? 165 00:06:51,990 --> 00:06:53,070 The beach that's all boobs? 166 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:54,540 No, the beach that's all sand. 167 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:56,520 - Yes, the boob one! - Rick was in the garage 168 00:06:56,540 --> 00:06:58,540 with the heads of the five families. 169 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:00,138 Ugh, and Summer. 170 00:07:00,150 --> 00:07:01,371 SUMMER: In that first sit-down, 171 00:07:01,372 --> 00:07:02,390 it was Big Fat Rick, 172 00:07:02,410 --> 00:07:04,420 Ricardo Montaya, Hot Head Rick... 173 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:06,649 he got that name because he was prone to dramatic outbursts, 174 00:07:06,650 --> 00:07:08,140 and Lil' Ricky Wrap-it-Up, 175 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:09,940 who was always great at the end of a meeting. 176 00:07:09,970 --> 00:07:12,400 At the head of it all, me and Grandpa Rick. 177 00:07:12,420 --> 00:07:14,400 Now, don't get me wrong, C137, 178 00:07:14,420 --> 00:07:16,100 we're happy for your good fortune. 179 00:07:16,120 --> 00:07:17,780 But we did not travel to your universe 180 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:19,371 just to have it rubbed in our faces. 181 00:07:19,380 --> 00:07:21,080 Come on, Big Fat Rick, you know your face 182 00:07:21,100 --> 00:07:22,414 is too small to rub anything on. 183 00:07:22,420 --> 00:07:24,405 My face is the same size as yours. 184 00:07:24,420 --> 00:07:26,620 Wow. Huh. Hold on. 185 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:27,860 I'll be damned. 186 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:29,877 You're so fat you're an optical illusion. 187 00:07:29,890 --> 00:07:30,980 Summer, give 'em the pitch. 188 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:32,760 We're offering to help each of your families 189 00:07:32,780 --> 00:07:34,119 complete their full GoTrons. 190 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:35,130 [ALL TALKING] 191 00:07:35,140 --> 00:07:37,070 In exchange for some concessions. 192 00:07:37,090 --> 00:07:39,100 Ever since I was a little boy in the slums, 193 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:41,220 I have dreamed of having a complete GoTron. 194 00:07:41,240 --> 00:07:42,480 But concessions? 195 00:07:42,500 --> 00:07:44,680 I hope you mean the kind from a counter. 196 00:07:44,700 --> 00:07:45,960 I hope she means ice cream! 197 00:07:45,980 --> 00:07:49,100 We'd like you to relocate your families to this universe, 198 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:51,249 and let me make some modifications to the GoTrons... 199 00:07:51,250 --> 00:07:53,671 in the interest of us all working together. 200 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:55,419 - Want to know what I think? - Sure, Hothead Rick, 201 00:07:55,420 --> 00:07:57,571 just don't unexpectedly fly off the handle. 202 00:07:57,580 --> 00:08:00,107 I think you guys got a lot of nerve acting better than us! 203 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:02,277 This is the family that made a giant incest baby! 204 00:08:02,290 --> 00:08:04,240 Had the government launch it into space! 205 00:08:04,260 --> 00:08:06,059 It's still floatin' around out there somewhere! 206 00:08:06,060 --> 00:08:07,379 Are we ever gonna live that down? 207 00:08:07,380 --> 00:08:09,920 If I get a full GoTron, it won't be by kissing your ass, 208 00:08:09,950 --> 00:08:12,938 it'll be by taking what's mine... yours! 209 00:08:12,950 --> 00:08:14,771 Hey! Gross! No need. 210 00:08:14,780 --> 00:08:17,080 And you were driving... a ferret? 211 00:08:17,100 --> 00:08:19,605 We all are, moron! Give me key! 212 00:08:21,790 --> 00:08:24,400 You'll regret this, you level-headed fucks. 213 00:08:29,220 --> 00:08:30,859 Obviously, we predicted that might happen, 214 00:08:30,860 --> 00:08:32,900 which is why we have Yo-Yo Rick on standby. 215 00:08:32,920 --> 00:08:34,138 Anybody got beef with Yo-Yo? 216 00:08:34,150 --> 00:08:36,130 - [ALL MURMUR] - Some people think he's lame, 217 00:08:36,150 --> 00:08:38,740 but to me, he's lame in a cool way because he owns it. 218 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:41,500 Cool. That concludes business. Lil' Ricky Wrap it Up? 219 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:43,780 Raise 'em up, boys! Oh-pah! 220 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:46,850 SUMMER: And so, we helped our people find their ferrets. 221 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:49,130 How they got them, not our problem. 222 00:08:49,150 --> 00:08:50,800 Then, we got down to business. 223 00:08:50,820 --> 00:08:51,946 Here's how it worked... 224 00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:54,071 if a giant monster attacked your planet, 225 00:08:54,090 --> 00:08:55,357 we all got the alert. 226 00:08:55,370 --> 00:08:57,250 MAN: ♪ Hey, hey, mama mia's ♪ 227 00:08:57,270 --> 00:08:59,800 ♪ Got a plate of spaghetti for the takin' ♪ 228 00:08:59,820 --> 00:09:03,560 ♪ Papa pia's got a great big robot that he's makin' ♪ 229 00:09:03,580 --> 00:09:07,005 ♪ I got the moon in both my eyes ♪ 230 00:09:07,020 --> 00:09:09,657 ♪ You got a bowl of pizza pie, hey! ♪ 231 00:09:09,670 --> 00:09:14,171 ♪ A bit of pasta with some anime combined, yeah ♪ 232 00:09:14,180 --> 00:09:16,329 We formed five GoTrons. 233 00:09:16,330 --> 00:09:18,505 And those GoTrons formed the GoGoTron. 234 00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:19,871 ALL: Go, GoGoTron! 235 00:09:19,880 --> 00:09:22,071 ♪ 236 00:09:22,090 --> 00:09:23,571 MAN: ♪ Take it away, boys! ♪ 237 00:09:23,590 --> 00:09:25,405 RICK: I will never get sick of this! 238 00:09:25,420 --> 00:09:27,149 If you were a giant monster at that time, 239 00:09:27,150 --> 00:09:29,538 in our universe, you never had a chance. 240 00:09:29,550 --> 00:09:34,071 MAN: ♪ A bit of pasta with some anime combined ♪ 241 00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:37,260 ♪ 'Cause we're two genres, but each one is intertwined, yeah ♪ 242 00:09:37,290 --> 00:09:38,720 Mine needs a weapon like a Yo-Yo. 243 00:09:38,740 --> 00:09:40,980 And a Yo-Yo on the chest. Are you listening to me? 244 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,771 I-I need you to respect this partnership. 245 00:09:42,780 --> 00:09:44,580 I kept Rick removed from the ugly stuff. 246 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:47,638 If you got in his way, I got you out of the way. 247 00:09:47,650 --> 00:09:49,600 And that made more room to move up. 248 00:09:49,620 --> 00:09:52,190 The head of my right arm. 249 00:09:52,210 --> 00:09:55,140 MORTY: Me? I ended up the left foot of the left foot... 250 00:09:55,170 --> 00:09:57,438 I guess because our robot didn't have an asshole. 251 00:09:57,450 --> 00:09:58,580 SUMMER: Well, it had one. 252 00:09:58,600 --> 00:10:00,950 Bitch! When are you gonna stop breaking my balls? 253 00:10:00,980 --> 00:10:03,120 - You win, okay? - We're not competing, Morty. 254 00:10:03,140 --> 00:10:04,880 And there's your answer. I could move you up 255 00:10:04,900 --> 00:10:06,600 if I could trust you to put family first. 256 00:10:06,620 --> 00:10:08,370 H-how is that putting family first? 257 00:10:08,390 --> 00:10:10,650 Show me all the blueprints! Show me all the blueprints! 258 00:10:10,660 --> 00:10:12,060 I agree. That's an issue. 259 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:13,980 Big Fat Rick, his flask stays full 260 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,471 or your locker gets empty. Thanks. 261 00:10:15,480 --> 00:10:17,240 I know it feels good when he likes you, 262 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:19,738 but that doesn't mean him liking you makes you good. 263 00:10:19,740 --> 00:10:22,438 Solid babble, Morty... like a fortune cookie written by Borat. 264 00:10:22,450 --> 00:10:23,820 Yeah, I'm not as smart as you. 265 00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:25,179 That's why I know you know what I mean. 266 00:10:25,180 --> 00:10:27,000 You mean, if I really loved my family, 267 00:10:27,020 --> 00:10:29,460 I'd give control of it back to your jealous ass. 268 00:10:29,480 --> 00:10:31,759 Green Ferret Four needs a wash, and we're out of detergent. 269 00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:33,720 - I just bought a box. - And Grandpa snorted it 270 00:10:33,740 --> 00:10:36,738 - because you make him feel fenced in. - RICK: Sum-Sum? 271 00:10:38,660 --> 00:10:40,230 Get two boxes. 272 00:10:42,380 --> 00:10:44,638 SUMMER: We evacuated one of the planets we saved, 273 00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:46,138 and built a secret nightclub on it, 274 00:10:46,150 --> 00:10:47,740 a place no enemies could find us... 275 00:10:47,760 --> 00:10:48,900 unless you count my brother. 276 00:10:48,920 --> 00:10:50,880 MORTY: I didn't even have my own ferret anymore. 277 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:52,019 Summer made me something called 278 00:10:52,020 --> 00:10:55,410 an "associate security chief"... whatever the hell that means. 279 00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:58,200 RICK: Look at this guy. And look at this guy. 280 00:10:58,220 --> 00:10:59,740 Look-look at this guy over here. 281 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:01,700 [VOCALIZES] 282 00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:04,240 Oh, there she is! My Baby Princess! 283 00:11:04,270 --> 00:11:06,568 Get up here. Stop the music. 284 00:11:06,580 --> 00:11:10,660 This. Is. Our. Queef... O-our Queen. 285 00:11:10,680 --> 00:11:13,260 She saved my life. She-she set me free. 286 00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:16,120 We wouldn't have what we have without this crazy bitch. 287 00:11:16,140 --> 00:11:17,780 And she's got a special announcement. 288 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:19,560 Summer, tell 'em wha-what we talked about. 289 00:11:19,580 --> 00:11:20,805 Now? I don't think... 290 00:11:20,820 --> 00:11:22,271 Okay, I'll do it. God damn. 291 00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:24,240 MORTY: The new job did have some perks... 292 00:11:24,270 --> 00:11:26,440 like, I got to be around the night Summer realized 293 00:11:26,460 --> 00:11:29,740 - she was in over her head. - Okay, okay, I've got 90 extra ferrets, 294 00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:31,407 which means I need 10 more, 295 00:11:31,420 --> 00:11:34,220 and then four of you get your own GoGoTron, 296 00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:36,600 and 20% of you get a GoTron, 297 00:11:36,620 --> 00:11:40,205 'cause we're all gonna have a fucking GoGoGoTron. 298 00:11:41,290 --> 00:11:43,138 He's very excited. Um... 299 00:11:43,140 --> 00:11:45,200 Oh-pah! 300 00:11:46,870 --> 00:11:47,889 [SIGHS] 301 00:11:47,890 --> 00:11:49,260 I hate my family. 302 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:51,838 You should. Get in. 303 00:11:51,850 --> 00:11:54,640 How's it going with your grandpa's compulsiveness? 304 00:11:54,660 --> 00:11:57,105 Is your sister still enabling it? Huh? 305 00:11:57,120 --> 00:11:58,371 Who are you people? 306 00:11:58,380 --> 00:12:00,871 Let's just say we're the rightful owners of these ferrets. 307 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:03,405 Then, why were they scattered, and buried across the universe? 308 00:12:03,410 --> 00:12:06,420 We mean in a more general, cultural sense. Arrrgh! 309 00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:08,620 What your grandpa did is called "appropriation." 310 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:10,420 Not cool! Hunnnnngh! 311 00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:11,789 Look, Morty, we've been watching. 312 00:12:11,790 --> 00:12:13,971 We know you're the one that knows what's best. 313 00:12:13,980 --> 00:12:15,500 Work with us from the inside. 314 00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:17,380 Help us take over this operation. 315 00:12:17,410 --> 00:12:19,780 We're literally designed for it. Mm-hmmmmmm! 316 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:21,177 Nobody will know it was you. 317 00:12:21,190 --> 00:12:23,538 Then, you can get back to what's important. 318 00:12:23,550 --> 00:12:25,238 Are those Boob Bucks? 319 00:12:25,250 --> 00:12:29,480 Legal tender at every kiosk and ride! Huuunh! 320 00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:30,580 I can't. 321 00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:33,371 Summer's treating me like shit, but she's still my sister. 322 00:12:33,380 --> 00:12:34,780 That's really noble, Morty. 323 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:37,260 If you were in our family, your loyalty would be rewarded. 324 00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:38,620 But you're not in our family, 325 00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:40,589 - which means we can kill you. - Oh, yeah? 326 00:12:40,590 --> 00:12:43,089 [GRUNTING] 327 00:12:43,090 --> 00:12:45,205 [SCREAMS] 328 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:50,160 MORTY: And sure enough, 329 00:12:50,180 --> 00:12:52,680 just when I stuck my neck out for the family, 330 00:12:52,700 --> 00:12:54,020 it got stomped on anyway. 331 00:12:55,850 --> 00:12:57,038 - Dad! - Mom! Dad! 332 00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:04,300 Hothead Rick, baby! 333 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:05,630 [SCREAMS] 334 00:13:05,650 --> 00:13:07,938 I set myself up for that! [SCREAMS] 335 00:13:07,950 --> 00:13:10,019 - What the hell happened?! - Hothead Rick. 336 00:13:10,030 --> 00:13:11,571 How did he get so close to us? 337 00:13:11,580 --> 00:13:13,079 - Morty was supposed to be security! - Morty? 338 00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:14,930 I-I-I stepped away, all right? 339 00:13:14,950 --> 00:13:16,340 But-but not to let that happen! 340 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:18,140 Morty, we're not attractive strangers 341 00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:19,580 next to you on a flight to Paris, 342 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:21,380 traveling alone to get over a breakup, 343 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:23,046 so this is no time to be coy! 344 00:13:23,060 --> 00:13:25,271 - Oh... pah. - Lil' Ricky. 345 00:13:25,290 --> 00:13:26,938 I'm all wrapped up, Summer. 346 00:13:26,950 --> 00:13:28,660 Guys, I know you don't trust me, 347 00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:30,046 but what have we become? 348 00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:31,507 Why are we doing this anymore? 349 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:33,405 Because it's fun, you little rat. 350 00:13:33,420 --> 00:13:34,877 Now go home, and play video games 351 00:13:34,890 --> 00:13:35,999 while we clean up these bodies, 352 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,340 or your mother and I will hire people to break your knees! 353 00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:40,760 This is $16,000 we got from the deep state 354 00:13:40,780 --> 00:13:42,160 for stepping on that trailer park. 355 00:13:42,180 --> 00:13:44,119 That should be enough for school lunch and home repairs. 356 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:46,470 - Now, I gotta turn my back on you. - No! 357 00:13:46,471 --> 00:13:48,219 - [SOBBING] - SUMMER: With Morty out of the way, 358 00:13:48,220 --> 00:13:49,300 things were looking up. 359 00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:51,700 But looks aren't everything. 360 00:13:53,850 --> 00:13:55,040 Hi, Summer. 361 00:13:55,060 --> 00:13:57,220 Um, my cockpit's not getting Wi-Fi. 362 00:13:57,240 --> 00:13:58,839 Dad, you know that's not what I do around here. 363 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:00,640 Oh, I'm not your dad. I'm a version of him. 364 00:14:00,660 --> 00:14:02,000 This is my first day here, 365 00:14:02,020 --> 00:14:04,160 and I-I'm not sure what you do around here. 366 00:14:04,180 --> 00:14:06,105 - Then fuck off. - Oh, fuck you. 367 00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:07,938 Excuse me? I want your ID. 368 00:14:10,190 --> 00:14:11,440 Mom. Are you Mom? 369 00:14:11,470 --> 00:14:13,200 Can you control your rookie Jerrys? 370 00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:15,380 Sweetie, we're all a little overwhelmed. 371 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:17,300 Good point. You're not a war-time mom. 372 00:14:17,320 --> 00:14:18,940 Why don't you find your version of Dad, 373 00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:20,740 and take a break, take a holiday? 374 00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:23,529 I don't have time to wait for your confirmation, 375 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,219 so let's just say, if you're here in 10 minutes, 376 00:14:25,220 --> 00:14:26,850 I'll have you removed. 377 00:14:26,860 --> 00:14:29,060 And then, the GoTrons make the GoTrons, 378 00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:31,200 make the GoTrons, make the GoTrons. 379 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:34,800 Couple of snags, but I know how to speed things up. 380 00:14:34,820 --> 00:14:36,119 - [BURPS] - Remember when we talked 381 00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:37,600 about how the best thing we could do 382 00:14:37,620 --> 00:14:39,800 for the family is to recruit outside the family? 383 00:14:39,820 --> 00:14:41,020 Yes. Way ahead of you. 384 00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:42,500 Summer, I want you to meet Kendra. 385 00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:44,040 She's from a temp agency. 386 00:14:44,060 --> 00:14:45,959 She's got an entire workforce ready to go, 387 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:48,960 and all of them have previous giant robot pilot experience. 388 00:14:48,980 --> 00:14:50,871 So, we'll be ready to go ahead of schedule. 389 00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:52,349 Well, I don't know about that, but... 390 00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:54,038 Well, Kendra knows. So... 391 00:14:54,050 --> 00:14:55,838 So... 392 00:15:00,420 --> 00:15:02,000 You here to break my legs? 393 00:15:02,020 --> 00:15:03,860 No. We're here to talk shit about your sister, 394 00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:05,071 because she just fired us. 395 00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:06,880 - You're kidding. - Arrogant little bitch. 396 00:15:06,900 --> 00:15:09,140 - Should we clip her? - No. She's not worth doing time. 397 00:15:09,170 --> 00:15:11,727 You wouldn't do time. You brought her into the world. 398 00:15:11,740 --> 00:15:13,140 So, I can take her out. 399 00:15:13,170 --> 00:15:14,289 You thought there was an actual law? 400 00:15:14,290 --> 00:15:15,720 It's a joke mothers say. 401 00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:17,880 What kind of fucked up world have you been living in? 402 00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:19,760 Uh, one where your mother murdering you 403 00:15:19,770 --> 00:15:20,960 isn't a comedic premise? 404 00:15:20,980 --> 00:15:22,980 Guys, there's a little adjustment period, 405 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,739 but pretty soon, you're gonna to return to normal, 406 00:15:24,740 --> 00:15:26,099 and you're not going to want to kill Summer. 407 00:15:26,100 --> 00:15:27,379 You're not even gonna be mad at her. 408 00:15:27,380 --> 00:15:28,657 Nah, fuck her. She's my enemy. 409 00:15:28,670 --> 00:15:30,849 Should we kill ourselves, so we can get to hell before her, 410 00:15:30,850 --> 00:15:32,880 - and hide near the entrance? - Uh. I like that. 411 00:15:34,540 --> 00:15:36,480 Rick fired me. [SOBBING] 412 00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:38,300 - Oh, baby. - Oh, sweetie. 413 00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:39,757 I'm sorry. 414 00:15:39,770 --> 00:15:42,040 Are you okay, baby? What happened to us? 415 00:15:42,060 --> 00:15:43,396 We lost our minds. 416 00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:45,040 I did it. Morty was right. 417 00:15:45,060 --> 00:15:47,220 I got addicted to making Grandpa happy. 418 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:48,450 It's only because your grandpa 419 00:15:48,470 --> 00:15:49,779 inflates the value of his happiness. 420 00:15:49,780 --> 00:15:51,600 That's a good point. I mean, look at me. 421 00:15:51,620 --> 00:15:52,800 I'm easy to make happy, 422 00:15:52,820 --> 00:15:55,638 which is why nobody gives a shit if I am. 423 00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:58,100 I appreciate it, but there's something else too. 424 00:15:58,120 --> 00:16:00,396 I've been really sensitive about family lately 425 00:16:00,410 --> 00:16:02,560 because of something I've been keeping secret. 426 00:16:02,580 --> 00:16:04,480 Okay. Who's on the Supreme Court, 427 00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:05,559 and what state do we live in? 428 00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:07,099 It's been years since I've thought about this. 429 00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:08,557 No, I'm not pregnant. 430 00:16:08,570 --> 00:16:11,260 But as you guys recall, and as a lot of people keep bringing up, 431 00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:14,400 Morty and I did accidentally create a giant incest baby, 432 00:16:14,420 --> 00:16:16,305 which the government did launch into space. 433 00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:18,440 And I'm not sure how to tell you this, 434 00:16:18,460 --> 00:16:22,260 but it is still alive, and I have been in contact with it. 435 00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:24,720 There were soldiers waiting for me outside school last month. 436 00:16:24,740 --> 00:16:26,700 They took me to the Pentagon, and briefed me. 437 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:29,171 And from there, I was shuttled to a secret base on Mars. 438 00:16:29,180 --> 00:16:30,260 They had captured him, 439 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:32,240 and wanted to see if he'd respond to me, 440 00:16:32,260 --> 00:16:34,105 instinctively, being his mother. 441 00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:35,340 And he sure did. 442 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:38,229 But what they didn't expect was that I'd respond to him. 443 00:16:38,230 --> 00:16:39,679 I was supposed to help discipline him, 444 00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:41,805 so they could turn him into the ultimate weapon. 445 00:16:41,820 --> 00:16:45,638 Instead, I trained him to love, to believe in himself, 446 00:16:45,650 --> 00:16:47,600 and finally, to escape. 447 00:16:47,620 --> 00:16:50,340 The government doesn't want anyone to know it happened, 448 00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:53,271 but it's only a matter of time before the story comes out. 449 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:55,780 And when it does, all we're going to have is each other. 450 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:58,500 And you guys are a couple, and Rick has Morty, 451 00:16:58,520 --> 00:17:00,040 but I'm the odd one out. 452 00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:03,120 So, I wanted to make sure we stuck together. 453 00:17:03,140 --> 00:17:04,960 But instead, I drove us apart, 454 00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:07,300 and Rick replaced me with an anime girl, 455 00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:10,880 so all I've got is myself and my giant, tortured, 456 00:17:10,900 --> 00:17:13,900 government-trained rogue incest monster baby 457 00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:15,940 out there in space somewhere. 458 00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:18,960 Oh, baby. What the fuck. And then, you have to wonder, 459 00:17:18,980 --> 00:17:20,860 what else are they doing with our taxes? 460 00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:22,580 Wait. Summer, what did you just say? 461 00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:23,871 Morty, a lot. 462 00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:25,520 He replaced you with an anime girl? 463 00:17:25,540 --> 00:17:27,100 Big eyes? Plus signs for teeth? 464 00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:29,338 Ends sentences with weird sounds that don't fit? 465 00:17:29,350 --> 00:17:31,019 Yeah. That's going to be his whole crew now. 466 00:17:31,020 --> 00:17:33,640 And they're about to run their first test on the GoGoGoTron. 467 00:17:33,660 --> 00:17:35,200 Those people want to steal the robots. 468 00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:37,160 Th-they're gonna kill Rick. He's all alone. 469 00:17:37,180 --> 00:17:38,460 We-we-we've got to go save him. 470 00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:40,550 Right. Or... you know, fuck him. 471 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:41,589 - I'm good with that. - Yeah, fuck him. 472 00:17:41,590 --> 00:17:44,048 Guys, a great leader once told me 473 00:17:44,060 --> 00:17:46,005 you get the family you get. 474 00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:51,671 ♪ 475 00:17:51,690 --> 00:17:54,871 RICK: All right. It works. Now, we just got to find a giant monster. 476 00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:56,807 My sensors have picked one up, Rick. 477 00:17:56,820 --> 00:17:59,238 - Okay. Okay Lock onto its location. - Yeah, got it. 478 00:17:59,250 --> 00:18:01,205 - Oh, it's you! - Huh? 479 00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:04,240 What the hell is this? 480 00:18:04,260 --> 00:18:06,680 Thanks for making the biggest robot ever, Rick. 481 00:18:06,700 --> 00:18:08,846 We'll take it from here. 482 00:18:08,860 --> 00:18:10,038 - You little assholes! - _ 483 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:13,430 - You son of a bitch! - _ 484 00:18:13,450 --> 00:18:18,000 ♪ 485 00:18:18,020 --> 00:18:20,070 Lock a load, boys. 486 00:18:23,620 --> 00:18:25,705 Say "hello" to my little me. 487 00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:27,838 [GUN RICK SAYS "BANG" REPEATEDLY"] 488 00:18:27,850 --> 00:18:31,005 [LAUGHS] 489 00:18:32,290 --> 00:18:35,280 Give up, old man. The G3 is ours. 490 00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:36,380 And last I checked, 491 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:39,400 your "family" wasn't coming to save you, hmm? 492 00:18:39,420 --> 00:18:42,280 GIANT INCEST BABY: Go go goo goo. 493 00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:43,930 Holy mother of mercy! 494 00:18:44,820 --> 00:18:47,300 My God. It's beautiful. 495 00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:51,771 ♪ 496 00:18:51,790 --> 00:18:54,705 Yeah! Family! 497 00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:56,289 - Is that... - It's exactly what it looks like. 498 00:18:56,290 --> 00:18:57,560 - Yes. - Congrats, man. 499 00:18:57,580 --> 00:18:58,589 I see the resemblance. 500 00:18:58,590 --> 00:18:59,910 Form the Energy Sword! 501 00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:01,360 Activate the goddamn sword! 502 00:19:02,620 --> 00:19:04,138 Oh, man, the sword. 503 00:19:04,150 --> 00:19:05,319 Maybe we didn't think this through. 504 00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:07,539 They're not actually gonna attack a space baby, are they? 505 00:19:07,540 --> 00:19:09,139 I never thought I'd be the one to say this, 506 00:19:09,140 --> 00:19:11,271 but you need to watch more anime, Mom. 507 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:13,405 Whoa, easy now, Naruto. 508 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:16,805 [ALL YELL] 509 00:19:16,820 --> 00:19:20,020 Bahbah go bye-bye! 510 00:19:22,150 --> 00:19:23,438 [ALL SCREAM] 511 00:19:23,450 --> 00:19:25,838 KENDRA: What the hell is wrong with you people?! 512 00:19:25,850 --> 00:19:27,680 You just have an incest space monster 513 00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,240 in your back pocket, huh? 514 00:19:29,270 --> 00:19:31,305 Welcome to the Smith family. 515 00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:32,905 [YELLS] 516 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:34,260 Shit. Put that down, Naruto. 517 00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:35,519 Your great-grandpa is in there. 518 00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:37,620 What do you say? One last zipline? 519 00:19:45,670 --> 00:19:48,460 Incest space baby. Nicely done. 520 00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:52,360 MORTY: After that, things pretty much went back to normal... 521 00:19:52,380 --> 00:19:53,638 some version of it, anyway. 522 00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:56,660 Rick said GoTrons were lame little kid bullshit, 523 00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:58,180 and we never talked about them again. 524 00:19:58,200 --> 00:19:59,940 SUMMER: Except all those gigantic space bugs 525 00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:02,500 were still runnin' loose, and there were no GoTrons left 526 00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:03,771 to fight them. 527 00:20:03,780 --> 00:20:05,871 MORTY: Yeah, millions die every day. 528 00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:08,240 SUMMER: But you want to know what they could never kill? 529 00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:09,305 Family. 530 00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:10,830 - Where's Jerry? - Help! 531 00:20:10,850 --> 00:20:13,020 Help! I'm still out here! 532 00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:14,305 [YELLS] 533 00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:16,368 MORTY: Yep, nothing's more important than... 534 00:20:16,380 --> 00:20:18,146 Hey! Hey! Whoa-whoa-whoa! 535 00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:19,505 Ugh! 536 00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:23,671 And just like that, I knew our goose was as cooked as... 537 00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:26,910 Voiceovarians. Ugh. 538 00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:30,500 ♪ Magic sights, exciting sounds ♪ 539 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:34,180 ♪ Come day or night, and feel around ♪ 540 00:20:34,210 --> 00:20:36,671 ♪ This is the world for you ♪ 541 00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:41,777 ♪ No matter where you've ever been ♪ 542 00:20:41,790 --> 00:20:47,038 ♪ This is the place your life begiii-i-ins ♪ 543 00:20:47,050 --> 00:20:48,800 ♪ Boob World ♪ 544 00:20:48,820 --> 00:20:50,405 ♪ Boob World ♪ 545 00:20:50,420 --> 00:20:53,838 ♪ It's a world for you, but it's actually two ♪ 546 00:20:53,850 --> 00:20:57,205 ♪ Boob Wo-o-orld ♪ 547 00:20:57,900 --> 00:21:00,160 - Samansky, you're late! - Won't happen again, sir! 548 00:21:00,180 --> 00:21:01,420 [ALL TALKING] 549 00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:04,260 Bugs, look to your left. Now, look to your right. 550 00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:06,438 None of you are coming back. Not one. 551 00:21:06,450 --> 00:21:08,780 In the entire history of this program, 552 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:10,338 not a single bug has returned. 553 00:21:10,350 --> 00:21:12,580 All right. Bring it in! What are we? 554 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:14,400 - Normal-sized bugs! - What do we do? 555 00:21:14,420 --> 00:21:16,340 Travel through an interdimensional gateway 556 00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:17,820 to a planet with tiny people! 557 00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:20,477 - Why do we do it? - To spread the cure for AIDS! 558 00:21:20,490 --> 00:21:21,960 Hey, Sarge, how do we know 559 00:21:21,980 --> 00:21:23,660 if these little people can understand us? 560 00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:25,738 I mean, do these even speak Buganese? 561 00:21:25,750 --> 00:21:29,060 Funny, Palicki. That's why we say it very loud. 562 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:32,277 Guys, you'll still be the same civilized bug on their side. 563 00:21:32,290 --> 00:21:33,880 It's not like interdimensional travel 564 00:21:33,900 --> 00:21:36,680 strips us of our clothes, and makes us screaming monsters. 565 00:21:36,700 --> 00:21:38,560 Or maybe it does. It's impossible to know. 566 00:21:38,580 --> 00:21:39,920 Now, get out of here! 567 00:21:43,980 --> 00:21:46,530 My clothes... where'd they go? 568 00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:49,590 _ 569 00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:51,390 _ 570 00:21:51,950 --> 00:21:53,030 _ 571 00:21:53,450 --> 00:21:54,760 _ 572 00:21:55,250 --> 00:21:57,060 _ 573 00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:00,519 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 574 00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:02,005 MAN: Did you get any of that? 43442

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