All language subtitles for Lucky.in.Love.2014.WEBRip.x264-ION10

I KNEW YOU TWO
WOULD HIT IT OFF.

MIRA, THE NEW RUG
IS TO DIE FOR!

OH, IT'S JUST A LITTLE SOMETHING
LIAM AND I PICKED UP IN BALI.

MY LOVE, IT'S YOUR OFFICE.
THEY SAY IT'S URGENT.

I'M SORRY, FOLKS.

OCCUPATIONAL HAZARD

WHEN YOU'RE RUNNING
A FORTUNE 500 COMPANY.

MIRA! THANK GOODNESS
YOU'RE HERE!

WE TRIED TO HANDLE IT,
BUT WE NEEDED YOU.

ALRIGHT, I'M HERE
TO HANDLE THE PROBLEM.

TELL ME EVERYTHING.

WHAT'S THAT NOISE?

PROBABLY ANOTHER PROBLEM
ONLY YOU CAN FIX.

AND BACK TO REAL LIFE WE GO.

MORNING!

REALLY?

OUT IN A JIFF!

MORNING.
WHOA-WHOA!

DID YOU GET ANY SLEEP
LAST NIGHT?

THE MOST SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE EXIST
ON MINIMAL SLEEP--

OPRAH, OBAMA,
THE DALAI LAMA--

THAT'S HOW YOU BECOME THE CEO
OF A FORTUNE 500 COMPANY.

YEAH, PRETTY SURE THE DALAI LAMA
ISN'T THE CEO OF ANYTHING.

I'M PRETTY SURE HE COULD,
IF HE WANTED TO.

SPEAKING OF.

CEO ALERT.

GOOD MORNING.

I'M GONNA BE HER SOMEDAY.

I DON'T DOUBT IT
FOR A SECOND.

THE LIGHTNING COULD
STRIKE AT ANY MOMENT,

AND I WILL BE READY.

SPEAKING OF, DID YOU GET
YOUR PROPOSAL FINISHED?

I DID, NOW I JUST NEED
MICHAEL TO CONSIDER IT.

IF HE LIKES MY IDEA,

THEN EVERYTHING I'VE
BEEN PREPARING FOR

COULD COME TO FRUITION.

LIGHTNING.

EXACTLY! AND WITH
MY BIG IDEAS

AND YOUR BRILLIANT
DESIGN SKILLS--

YEAH, ABOUT THAT.

THERE'S SOMETHING
I NEED TO TELL YOU.

I ACCEPTED A JOB AT OURFRIENDS.
I'M LEAVING YOURPAGE.

JONAH! YOU'RE THE BEST
GRAPHIC ARTIST WE'VE GOT.

YOU CAN'T GO
TO OUR BIGGEST COMPETITORS.

APRIL FOOL'S.

DO NOT DO THAT TO ME.

COME ON.

I'M JUST HAVING
A LITTLE FUN WITH YOU.

FUN? YOU JUST
GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK.

APRIL FOOL'S IS
HAZARDOUS TO OUR HEALTH

AND, FOR THE GOOD
OF MANKIND,

IT SHOULD
BE ABOLISHED.

RELAX. I WOULD
NEVER GO TO OURFRIENDS.

THEIR INTERFACE REQUIRES

A TWO-STEP
AUTHENTICATION PROCESS

JUST TO RESPOND TO A POST.

NO, THANK YOU.
USER-UNFRIENDLY.

ALRIGHT.
YOU ARE FORGIVEN.

BUT I WILL SAY,

I'M READY
FOR APRIL 2nd.

WHAT IS YOUR AVERSION
TO APRIL FOOL'S DAY?

SILLY JOKES ARE NOT GOING TO GET
ME TO THE EXECUTIVE SUITE.

I PREFER TO STAY ON-TRACK.

RIGHT. BECAUSE THERE'S
A LIGHTNING STORM COMING.

OKAY, PEOPLE. LISTEN UP.

DUE TO THE ECONOMY,

ADVERTISERS ARE SEARCHING
FOR THE NEXT BIG WEBSITE,

SO WE NEED TO COME UP WITH
SOME INNOVATIVE WAYS

TO ATTRACT NEW USERS

WHO WILL MAKE YOURPAGE
THEIR ONLY SOCIAL MEDIA SITE.

NOW, THE ADVERTISERS
HAVE ASSURED US,

IF WE BUILD IT,
THEY WILL COME.

NOW, I WANT YOU ALL
TO TAKE A GOOD LOOK

AT OUR WEB PAGE,

AND THINK ABOUT HOW
WE CAN MAKE IT STAND OUT

AGAINST THE COMPETITION.

I WANT YOU ALL
TO COME UP WITH THREE IDEAS

BY THIS AFTERNOON.

NO, CHECK THAT.
THREE GOOD IDEAS.

LIKE HE'LL LISTEN
TO THEM ANYWAY.

THAT'S YOUR CUE.

WHY ARE WE STILL STANDING HERE,
PEOPLE? LET'S GO.

MOVEMENT MAKES ACTION!

COME ON, HE WAS
PRACTICALLY BEGGING

FOR YOUR IDEA.

BUT HE'S NOTORIOUS
FOR ASKING FOR INPUT

AND THEN IGNORING IT.

I HAVE BEEN WORKING
ON THIS FOR MONTHS,

JONAH, I HAVE TO
TIME THIS OUT RIGHT.

OKAY.

OKAY. WHO IS THIS PERSON
STANDING NEXT TO ME?

'CAUSE THE MIRA I KNOW

HAS ENVISIONED
HER PERFECT LIFE

AND WOULD NOT STOP
UNTIL SHE GETS IT.

HMM.

I ADDED A DRAWING
TO THE CUBE.

FOR LUCK.

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE
ALL OF YOUR DRAWINGS,

BUT THIS ONE MIGHT BE
MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE.

IT MIGHT BE
WORTH SOMETHING SOMEDAY.

I KNOW IT WILL,

AND WHEN "PEGGY THE TIDY PIG"
SELLS A MILLION COPIES,

I'LL SELL THIS CUBE ON EBAY
AND RETIRE.

GETTING YOUR CHILDREN'S BOOK
PUBLISHED

IS LIKE TRYING TO
CATCH LIGHTENING IN A BOTTLE.

I'LL SEND
MY BOOK OUT...

WHEN IT'S READY, SOMEDAY.

"SOMEDAY"
IS RIGHT NOW, JONAH.

YOU GOT TO BE PREPARED
FOR YOUR LIGHTNING STORM, TOO.

YOU THINK DR. SEUSS
SAID "SOMEDAY?"

MAURICE SENDAK?

THE GUY WHO
WROTE THE BOOK

ABOUT THE AWFUL KID
WHO DESTROYED THE TREE?

-SHEL SILVERSTEIN.
-YEAH, THAT GUY.

I BET HE WAS READY
FOR HIS BIG OPPORTUNITY.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

I'M GONNA FINISH "PEGGY"
AND SEND IT OUT.

DO I GET TO HEAR THE STORY YET?

NO. NOT UNTIL IT'S DONE.

BUT I'M CLOSE.

WELL, I LOVE THE ARTWORK.
NOW FINISH.

AND WHAT
ABOUT YOU, HUH?

YOU'RE READY.

GO TELL MICHAEL YOUR BIG IDEA.

RIGHT NOW.

ALRIGHT.

AHEM. ALRIGHT!

I'M GOING.

YOU GOT THIS.

YOU SHOULD JUST TELL HER
HOW YOU FEEL, MAN.

SHE HAS TO KNOW.

I MEAN...
WE ALL DO.

HERE'S WHAT OUR SITE
LOOKS LIKE NOW.

AND... HERE IS
WHAT IT WILL LOOK LIKE.

A NEW INTERFACE?

A NEW DESIGN THAT PULLS

INFO FROM UP TO THREE
DIFFERENT WEBSITES

AND COMPILES IT ALL HERE ON
THE PERSON'S YOURPAGE PROFILE.

HANG ON ONE SEC.

OKAY, GO.

WHETHER IT'S A DATING WEBSITE,
OR BUSINESS NETWORKING,

OR PICTURES OF
WHAT YOU ATE FOR DINNER,

IT'S ALL NOW IN ONCE PLACE,

ON OUR SITE.

WE'RE THE ONLY PLACE
PEOPLE WILL EVER NEED TO LOG IN.

SOUNDS... INNOVATIVE.

I LIKE IT.
BUT LONG-TERM, OKAY?

WE NEED TO BEEF UP
AD SALES TODAY,

AND I THINK DESIGN CHANGE
LIKE THIS IS JUST...

-TOO RADICAL.
-RADICAL, YES--

...BUT IT GIVES US A HUGE EDGE
OVER THE COMPETITION.

LISTEN, MIRA,
I LOVE YOUR PASSION.

OKAY? AND...

WELL, BETWEEN YOU AND I,
I SUSPECT THAT

I WILL BE
IN A POSITION

TO AFFECT SOME SERIOUS
CHANGE AROUND HERE

IN THE VERY NEAR FUTURE.

VP OF CREATIVE DEVELOPMENT?

YEAH. SHE SHOULD
BE ANNOUNCING

THAT PROMOTION
FOR YOURS TRULY THIS WEEK.

SO, LOOK, JUST SIT TIGHT, OKAY?

KNOW THAT YOUR EFFORT
IS NOT GOING UNNOTICED.

THANK YOU. AND I HAVE
MANY MORE DETAILS IN MY REPORT.

I'LL JUST LEAVE IT
RIGHT HERE FOR YOU.

AND MAYBE YOU CAN TALK TO ERIN?

SHE SAYS SHE ALWAYS WANTS
TO HEAR EVERYONE'S IDEAS.

YEAH, I'LL, UH, GIVE IT A READ,

AND WHEN I GET A MOMENT,
I'LL DISCUSS IT WITH ERIN.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

OH, HANG ON A SEC.
MICHAEL COLLIER.

YEAH, JUST GIVE ME A SECOND.

YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE IT!

OKAY. GOOD!

HOWARD!
HOW IS LONDON?

I'M TELLING YOU, SIS.

MAYBE MICHAEL'S
READING IT RIGHT NOW.

MAYBE, WHEN
I GET BACK FROM LUNCH...

MY WHOLE LIFE WILL CHANGE

AND I CAN EARN ENOUGH MONEY
AND GET MY OWN PLACE.

I THOUGHT YOU LOVED
LIVING WITH BROOKE.

I ALSO THINK I'D LOVE
MY OWN BATHROOM MORE,

AND WE'VE BEEN LIVING TOGETHER
SINCE THE DORM.

I JUST THINK
IT MIGHT BE TIME FOR ME TO...

GROW UP,
BE MY OWN PERSON,

AND THEN YOU AND I CAN
BOTH HAVE PERFECT LIVES.

YOU KNOW, LIFE WOULD BE
SO MUCH EASIER

IF WE ALL LIVED

IN THIS FANTASY
WORLD OF YOURS.

MY LIFE IS NOT
PERFECT, MIRA.

PLEASE. YOU ARE THE HEAD
OF YOUR DIVISION,

YOUR HUSBAND IS ADORABLE,
YOUR HOUSE IS A DREAM,

AND EVEN YOUR DOG IS TO DIE FOR.

I'M NOT BUYING IT.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

THERE'S SOMEONE
I WANT YOU TO MEET.

I DO NOT NEED TO BE SET UP.

JUST HEAR
ME OUT, OKAY?

HE'S MANLY, HE'S STRONG,
HE'S A LITTLE BIT HAIRY,

BUT HE'S A HEALTHY EATER,

AND I THINK YOU TWO
WOULD BE SUPER-COMPATIBLE.

APRIL FOOL'S!

WHAT IS IT ABOUT THIS DAY

THAT TURNS PERFECTLY SANE PEOPLE
INTO FIFTH-GRADERS?

OKAY, SERIOUSLY,

THERE IS THIS GUY
THAT I WANT YOU TO MEET.

OH, NO, THANK YOU.
THE GORILLA AND I ARE JUST FINE.

HE GETS ME.

LOOK HOW CUTE HE IS.

THAT'S...
THAT'S NOT THE GUY.

YOU DON'T ALWAYS KNOW.

I MEAN, IT TOOK ME EIGHT DATES
TO KNOW WITH BRETT.

SOMETIMES, I STILL DON'T KNOW.

OKAY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO TRY
AND MAKE ME FEEL BETTER.

I WILL FIND MY GUY
AND LIVE THE DREAM, TOO.

AND BESIDES, I CAN'T
GO TONIGHT ANYWAY.

IT'S FONDUE NIGHT

AND "SHELLY'S LOOKING FOR LOVE"
WITH THE GIRLS,

AND BROOKE AND I ARE HOSTING.

OKAY, SO YOU WOULD RATHER
WATCH A TV SHOW

WHERE SOME GIRL DATES
25 FAME-SEEKERS

THAN MEET ONE AMAZING GUY
IN REAL LIFE?

I KNOW WHAT I WANT,

AND I REFUSE TO SETTLE
FOR ANYTHING LESS.

YOU KNOW, YOUR FANTASY LIFE

IS REALLY STARTING TO GET
IN THE WAY OF YOUR ACTUAL LIFE.

MAYBE IF YOUR LIFE
WAS LESS PERFECT,

YOU'D UNDERSTAND.

MIRA.

JUST THE GIRL
I WAS BEEN LOOKING FOR.

LISTEN. I NEED YOU
TO DROP OFF ANOTHER BOX

AT THE CORPORATE
TOWNHOUSE.

OKAY? THE MESSENGER SERVICE
IS BACKED RIGHT UP,

AND THIS OUT-OF-TOWN
PROGRAMMER NEEDS IT TODAY.

NOW, HE WON'T BE THERE,

SO JUST LET YOURSELF IN
AND LEAVE IT IN THE LIVING ROOM.

YOU STILL GOT THE KEY
FROM YESTERDAY?

OH. YEAH. SURE.

GREAT!

GOOD. I KNEW
I COULD COUNT ON YOU,

AND LIKE I SAID BEFORE,

YOUR COOPERATION
IS NOT GOING UNNOTICED, OKAY?

AH!

OH, MY GOD.

I AM SO SORRY.
LET ME HELP YOU.

IT'S YOU.
I KNOW YOU.

THE CITY SCE ARTICLE?

I READ IT LAST NIGHT.

MY ONE AND ONLY
CLAIM TO FAME.

I-- WHAT CAN I SAY?

IT'S GOOD FOR BUSINESS.

BUT I-I-- I'M SO SORRY.
ARE YOU OKAY? DID I HURT YOU?

IT'S FINE, REALLY.

I'M-- I'M-- I'M FINE.

WELL, IT'S NOT FINE.

I WASN'T WATCHING
WHERE I WAS WALKING,

WHICH IS JUST NOT
VERY GENTLEMANLY OF ME AT ALL.

WHAT IS IT THEY SAY

IN THOSE PUBLIC SERVICE
ANNOUNCEMENTS?

DON'T TEXT AND WALK?

WELL, IF THEY--
IF THEY DON'T SAY THAT,

THEY PROBABLY SHOULD.

OBVIOUSLY,
I'M A TERRIBLE HAZARD.

OH, GO AHEAD,
TAKE THAT.

I'LL CLEAN
THE REST OF THIS UP.

I GOT IT.

IT'S JUST MY SISTER

RELENTLESSLY TRYING
TO CONTROL MY LIFE.

IT'S NOT IMPORTANT.

VERY WELL, THEN.

LIAM HENDERSON.

MIRA SIMON.

MIRA SIMON.

VERY NICE TO RUN INTO YOU.
LITERALLY.

SO, UH, WHAT'S
THE BIG HURRY?

CAN I ASK YOU

AN ODD FAVOR
THAT MIGHT RUN THE RISK

OF YOU THINKING
I'M A COMPLETE LUNATIC?

IT'S JUST TO GET
MY SISTER OFF MY BACK.

W-WELL, YES.
OBVIOUSLY, NOW I'M INTRIGUED.

CAN I TAKE
A PICTURE OF YOU AND ME?

THAT'S THE FAVOR?
THE PICTURE?

UH-HUH.

YEAH, OF COURSE. SURE.
LET'S SHOW YOUR SISTER.

LET ME SEE.

YEAH, THAT LOOKS GOOD.
I LIKE THAT.

WILL YOU
SEND IT TO ME?

IF YOU--
IF YOU REALLY WANT IT.

DO YOU--
DO YOU REALLY WANT IT?

I REALLY WANT IT.

OKAY.

AND THANKS...

FOR YOUR HELP.

MY PLEASURE.
MY PLEASURE.

GOODBYE.

BYE.

HEY!

DON'T FORGET.
YOU TEXT ME.

MAYBE THIS'LL PUT
AN END TO YOUR MEDDLING.

APRIL FOOL'S, SOPHIE.

APRIL FOOL'S DAY
CAN BE KIND OF FUN!

SOMEDAY.

"SHELLY LOOKS FOR LOVE."

HEY, I'M SAM.

I'M BACHELOR NUMBER ONE,
APPARENTLY--

WHAT IS
SHELLY WEARING?

IS THAT A DRESS

OR AN ICE CAPADES
COSTUME?

I'LL GET MY FONDUE POT
WHEN WE'RE READY

TO MOVE ON
TO THE CHOCOLATE.

OH, I LOVE THIS.

KELSEA IN THE SAME
BUILDING AS US?

IT'S LIKE THE DORMS
ALL OVER AGAIN.

UM...
I HAVE SOMETHING...

TO TELL YOU.

I'M MOVING OUT.

WHERE?

WHAT AM I GONNA DO
WITHOUT MY ROOMMATE?

HERE. IT'S MY PERFECT PLACE.

SLEEK LINES,
BEAUTIFULLY DESIGNED,

WASHER AND DRYER,
IN THE PLACE.

WELL, IT'S EVERYTHING YOU'VE
EVER DREAMED OF IN A HOUSE.

HOW ON EARTH
CAN YOU AFFORD THAT?

I CAN'T.

APRIL FOOL'S!

OH!

OKAY, GOOD,

BECAUSE I CAN'T AFFORD
TO MOVE THERE WITH YOU,

AND I LOVE US.

SOMEDAY, THOUGH.
SOMEDAY.

UM... WHO IS THIS?

HE WAS PROFILED
IN CITY BEAT.

YES, HE WAS.

THAT'S LIAM, MY DREAM MAN,

BUT THAT WAS JUST
AN APRIL FOOL'S JOKE ON--

ON SOPHIE.

BUT HE DID ASK ME
TO TEXT HIM THE PICTURE,

SO I THOUGHT
WE'D BE MARRIED BY FRIDAY,

BUT THEN HE NEVER REPLIED.

MY DREAM MAN
HATH FORSAKEN ME.

AND THERE SHE IS AGAIN!
SHE'S RELENTLESS!

IT'S FROM JONAH.

HE SAYS, "YOU'D BETTER
GET SOME SLEEP TONIGHT."

COME ON.

WHO NEEDS SLEEP?
IT'S APRIL FOOL'S, FOOL.

OKAY, WRITE BACK,
"MY IDEA WAS A HIT,

AND I AM NOW THE HEAD
OF THE DEPARTMENT."

BAM! NOW, THAT'S HOW
YOU DO AN APRIL FOOL'S JOKE.

HOLD THE ELEVATOR.

THANK YOU.

OH! HELLO, MIRA.

GOOD MORNING.

UH-OH.

I THINK WE MIGHT BE STUCK.

NO. WE CAN'T BE STUCK.

IF WE'RE STUCK,

I MIGHT PANIC.
I DON'T WANT TO PANIC.

I DON'T WANT TO PANIC.

I WANT TO STAY REALLY--
...REALLY CALM.

I DON'T WANT
TO BE TRAPPED

IN THIS 20-SQUARE-FOOT
METAL BOX OF DEATH.

OKAY, WE'RE--
WE'RE NOT STUCK.

WE'RE JUST, UM...
WE'RE JUST NOT MOVING,

BUT, UH, BUT WE WILL.
WE WILL SOON.

SO JUST... JUST
KEEP BREATHING

AND RELAX.

THIS OPENS THE SOLAR PLEXUS

AND IMPROVES CIRCULATION.

NOW TAKE DEEP BREATHS...
INTO YOUR ABDOMEN.

YOU'RE GOOD AT THIS.

PEOPLE TELL ME
I'M CALMING.

CALMING.

AND IF MICHAEL
DID READ MY PROPOSAL,

I'LL NEVER KNOW,

BECAUSE WE'RE GONNA
LIVE IN HERE FOREVER

AND EVER AND EVER.

WHAT PROPOSAL
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

OH. MICHAEL'S
GONNA SHOW IT TO YOU

WHEN HE HAS A MOMENT.

I THINK.

I HOPE.

WELL, WE'RE HERE NOW.

I AM A CAPTIVE AUDIENCE.

WHY DON'T YOU SHOW ME?

AND IT ALL SHOWS UP
ON OUR NEWSFEED.

THERE'S MORE DETAILS
IN THIS REPORT.

WE'RE MOVING.

ALEX?

SCHEDULE THE CORPORATE MEETING
FOR 3:00?

MIRA? A PLEASURE.

SHE SAID NOTHING.
NO REACTION.

WAS IT PRESUMPTUOUS OF ME
TO SHOW HER?

I MEAN, SHE ASKED,

BUT MAYBE I SHOULD'VE
WAITED FOR MICHAEL.

MIRA, OPPORTUNITY KNOCKED
AND YOU WERE READY.

DO YOU THINK BILL GATES

WOULD'VE WAITED
FOR MICHAEL?

WOULD ZUCKERBERG?
WOULD BRANSON?

YOU'RE RIGHT.

I JUST HOPE
I DIDN'T MESS UP.

AND, OBVIOUSLY,
THAT TEXT I SENT YOU

WAS AN APRIL FOOL'S JOKE.

WELL, IT WASN'T
THAT FAR-FETCHED.

MIRA, YOUR IDEA
IS GOOD.

YEAH, WELL, I HOPE
I DIDN'T JUST SECURE MYSELF

A FUTURE IN
OUR CUBICLE FOREVER.

DOESN'T SOUND SO BAD.

UH, HI...

WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?

HI. I WAS JUST
LEAVING YOU A NOTE.

UH, YOU FORGOT THIS.

FORTUNATELY,

YOUR COMPANY NAME WAS ON IT,
SO YOU WERE EASY TO FIND.

THANK YOU
FOR RETURNING IT.

OKAY, I HAVE
A CONFESSION TO MAKE.

UH, THAT IS NOT
THE ONLY REASON THAT I'M HERE.

IT'S THE PICTURE
THAT YOU SENT ME.

YOU SEE, I KEEP LOOKING AT IT,

AND, FINALLY, I REALIZED,

I'VE GOT TO TAKE
THIS GIRL OUT TO DINNER,

AND I HAPPEN TO KNOW
A GREAT PLACE.

I MEAN, NOT RIGHT NOW.

IT'S JUST, LIKE,
2:00 IN THE AFTERNOON,

BUT, UH, FRIDAY NIGHT?

I WOULD LIKE THAT.

GREAT. WELL, I'LL--
I'LL CALL YOU THEN.

-GREAT!
-OKAY.

HI.

HEY.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE.

I KNOW I PROMISED
A NEW STATE OF THE COMPANY

A LITTLE EARLIER,

BUT I HAD
A VERY EXCITING MORNING.

SEEMS LIKE THESES DAYS,

A NEW SOCIAL NETWORKING
SITE POPS UP,

AND WE'VE GOT TO STAY
AHEAD OF THE CURVE.

YOU'VE BEEN WAITING
FOR ME TO ANNOUNCE

THE NEW VP
OF CREATIVE DEVELOPMENT...

I'M READY TO DO THAT
RIGHT NOW.

THAT PERSON IS...

MIRA SIMON.

WHAT?

MIRA BROUGHT US

SOME WONDERFUL NEW IDEAS

WE'LL BE IMPLEMENTING
ON THE WEBSITE,

PENDING BOARD APPROVAL.

OH, THAT'S NICE.
GOOD FOR YOU.

YOU'VE BEEN ON MY RADAR
FOR SOME TIME.

I HAD NO IDEA.

YOUR IDEA IS GREAT.

YOU KNOW,
EVERY DECISION THAT I'VE MADE

THAT'S GOTTEN ME
WHERE I AM TODAY

IS BASED ON
MY OWN GOOD JUDGEMENT.

I DON'T MAKE MISTAKES.

SO DON'T BREAK THAT STREAK.

ALRIGHT.
THIS IS YOUR NEW OFFICE.

YOU'LL WANT TO BRIEF YOURSELF
BEFORE THE BOARD.

THE INFORMATION'S
ALL IN THESE BOXES,

AND I CAN HAVE THEM
SHIPPED TO YOUR HOUSE.

THESE BOXES WOULD REQUIRE
AT LEAST 200 SQUARE FEET,

AND I'M ABOUT 50 SHORT.

VERY SMALL APARTMENT,
WITH A VERY PARTICULAR ROOMMATE.

MAKES THAT ELEVATOR
WE WEREN'T STUCK IN

LOOK LIKE VERSAILLES.

OH. WELL,
THE CORPORATE TOWNHOUSE

IS AVAILABLE AS OF TOMORROW.

WE COULD MOVE YOU IN THERE,
IF YOU LIKE.

SERIOUSLY?

YOU'RE PART OF
THE EXECUTIVE STAFF NOW,

AND WE'RE GOING TO
TRIPLE YOUR SALARY.

TRI-- TRIPLE?

YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO
GET USED TO IT.

NOW I'VE GOT TO JUMP
ON A CONFERENCE CALL.

IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS,
JUST TALK TO ALEX.

AND BY THE WAY...

THANK YOU FOR SHOWING GRACE
UNDER PRESSURE TODAY.

WOW.

YOU PLAYED AN APRIL FOOL'S JOKE
AND IT ACTUALLY CAME TRUE.

NOT JUST ONE JOKE. THREE!

JONAH, LIGHTNING STRUCK.

AND THEN AGAIN. AND AGAIN!

THE GUY
AND THE JOB AND THE HOUSE?

I JUST GOT EVERYTHING
I'VE EVER WANTED,

ALL IN ONE DAY.

THIS IS THE OFFICE
OF MIRA SIMON,

EXECUTIVE
IN CHARGE OF EVERYTHING.

IT'S PRESIDENT OF THE INTERNET
CALLING.

HE MUST SPEAK WITH YOU
RIGHT AWAY.

I'M SORRY,
I DO NOT HAVE THE TIME.

WE'RE CREATING
A NEW INTERFACE HERE.

I'M SORRY. SHE'S BUSY.
WE'RE CREATING AN INTERFACE.

CAN YOU BELIEVE
THIS IS HAPPENING?

OH, AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF,

I HAVE A DATE WITH A GORGEOUS
RESTAURATEUR ON FRIDAY.

EVERYTHING A GIRL
COULD ASK FOR.

OKAY, YOU TAKE YOUR IDEA
BEFORE THE BOARD ON THE 23rd,

WHICH GIVES US
ABOUT THREE WEEKS.

WE CAN START PREPPING AS SOON

AS I GET BACK FROM LONDON,
ON TUESDAY.

OKAY. I'LL HAVE
ALL MY MATERIALS FOR YOU.

GOOD.

YOU'LL WANT TO BRIEF YOUR TEAM
ABOUT THE NEW INTERFACE.

THEY'LL NEED TO KNOW
WHAT'S COMING.

PENDING BOARD APPROVAL,
OF COURSE.

YOU'RE THE NEW HEAD
OF CREATIVE NOW,

SO YOU'LL BE
RUNNING THE STAFF MEETING.

THEY'LL BE LOOKING
TO YOU FOR DIRECTION.

WOW. LOOKING TO ME
FOR DIRECTION.

ARE YOU UP TO THIS?

YES! I-I-I'VE WATCHED
MICHAEL RUN DOZENS.

I CAN DO THIS.

I KNOW YOU CAN.

I'VE GOT FAITH IN YOU.

YOU GOT A SECOND?

ANYTHING FOR YOU, BOSS.

LOOK. I-I KNOW THIS IS AWKWARD,

AND I WAS...

I WAS AS SURPRISED AS YOU WERE
BY THE PROMOTION, BUT...

I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I--
I VALUE YOUR EXPERIENCE,

AND I'M GOING TO NEED YOU.

AND I HOPE
THAT WE CAN COME TOGETHER

AND DO WHAT'S BEST
FOR THE COMPANY.

I ALREADY TALKED
TO ERIN ABOUT IT,

AND DON'T WORRY,
IT'S NOT MY FIRST RODEO.

I'LL PULL MY WEIGHT.

I'M NOT WORRIED
THAT YOU WON'T.

I JUST DON'T WANT THIS

TO MAKE THINGS
TOO UNCOMFORTABLE.

TOO LATE.
THE DISCOMFORT IS INEVITABLE.

YOU WON. I LOST.

WE LIVE WITH IT,

WE CO-EXIST,
WE GET THE JOB DONE.

OKAY, THEN.

OKAY.

GOOD TALK.

AH.

LIVING ROOM. OBVIOUSLY.

I WOULD LEAVE YOU
FOR THIS PLACE, TOO.

AND THE KITCHEN
IS THIS WAY.

WAIT!

I HAVE TO PREPARE YOU,
BEFORE WE GO IN.

I HAVE A DISHWASHER.

OH! EVERY DAY I HAVE TO
GO WITHOUT A DISHWASHER,

MY SOUL DIES A LITTLE.

I FEEL THE SAME WAY
ABOUT A BATHTUB.

I HAVE TWO OF THOSE.

MIRA, IT'S ALL
HAPPENING!

THIS NEW JOB,
YOUR DATE TOMORROW,

THIS INCREDIBLE HOUSE.

WELL, YOU GUYS
ARE MORE THAN WELCOME

TO STAY WITH ME ANY TIME.

I'LL BE THE CONSUMMATE HOST.

IT'S GORGEOUS.

IT'S JUST
SO FAR UPTOWN.

YEAH, IT TOOK US
THREE TRAINS

AND A SIX-BLOCK WALK
TO GET HERE.

IT'LL TAKE ME TWO HOURS
TO GET TO WORK.

BUT WE WILL COME OUT
AND VISIT ALL THE TIME.

WE'LL WATCH SHELLY HERE,
WE'LL HAVE OUR FONDUE NIGHTS.

YOU WON'T BE ABLE
TO GET RID OF US.

WE PROMISE.

WELL, IF ONLY

TO TAKE A BATH.

SHOW US
TO THE TUBS?

AND SINCE YOURPAGE
PULLS THE INFORMATION

FROM YOUR THREE FAVORITE SITES
ONTO OUR WEB PAGE--

WHETHER IT'S BUSINESS, DATING,

OR THE PLACE WHERE YOU POST

THE BILLIONTH PICTURE
OF YOUR KIDS--

IT OPENS US UP TO NEW USERS.

AND THAT'S
THE NEW, UM, YOURPAGE.

AND LUCKY FOR ME,

I HAVE THE BEST TEAM
IN THE BUSINESS

RIGHT HERE IN THIS ROOM.

WHEN IS THE BOARD MEETING?

WE HAVE A COUPLE WEEKS TO PREP,

SO WE'LL HIT THE GROUND RUNNING
WHEN ERIN RETURNS NEXT WEEK,

AND I WILL NEED
ALL OF YOUR HELP.

WE'RE HERE
FOR YOU, MIRA.

WHATEVER YOU NEED.

THANK YOU.

AND FOR THE NEXT MEETING,

I'D LOVE FOR EACH OF YOU
TO PITCH THREE IDEAS

FOR THE NEW DESIGN.

AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW
THAT MY DOOR IS ALWAYS OPEN,

WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER,

AND I CANNOT WAIT
TO GET STARTED.

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO
BELIEVE THIS.

WELL, AFTER EVERYTHING
THAT'S HAPPENED,

I WILL BELIEVE
JUST ABOUT ANYTHING.

MY BUSINESS CARDS CAME IN.

MIRA SIMON,
VP CREATIVE DEVELOPMENT.

I AM REALLY PROUD OF YOU.

ONLY, UH, YOU DON'T
EXACTLY LOOK LIKE

A VP OF
CREATIVE DEVELOPMENT,

MORE LIKE A HOBO WHO JUST
WALKED OUT OF A YOGA CLASS.

AND YOU HAVE NOTHING
TO WEAR FOR THIS DATE TONIGHT.

I KNOW, IT'S BAD.

AND I'VE WORN THE SAME PANTS
EVERY DAY THIS WEEK,

BUT THEY'RE ALL I HAVE
OTHER THAN JEANS, SOPHIE.

HMM. YOU KNOW, MIRA.

IT'S TIME TO TAKE OFF
THE FLOATIES

AND GET SOME REAL CLOTHES.

SOME EXECUTIVE CLOTHES.

WOW! I'M AN EXECUTIVE NOW.

MM-HMM.

IT'S LIKE,
ONE NIGHT, I FELL ASLEEP,

AND WOKE UP THE NEXT MORNING,

AND MY BIG OPPORTUNITY
JUST DROPPED IN MY LAP.

IT COULDN'T BE MORE PERFECT.

FOR THE ZILLIONTH TIME,

THERE IS NO SUCH THING
AS PERFECT.

LIAM SEEMS PRETTY PERFECT
TO ME.

HE HAS A FLAW, MIRA.
EVERYBODY DOES.

FINE. I WILL LET YOU KNOW
THE SECOND I FIND ONE,

WHICH I PROBABLY NEVER WILL.

ALRIGHT.
NINJA SHOPPING TIME.

YOU HAVE ONE HOUR
TO BUY A DRESS.

MY TREAT. CONGRATULATIONS
ON BECOMING SUCH A BIG-SHOT.

THANK YOU, SOPH.

YOUR RESTAURANT
IS SO BEAUTIFUL.

I'VE BEEN
WANTING TO TRY IT

SINCE I READ ABOUT IT,

AND I LOVE

THAT YOU NAMED IT
AFTER YOUR GRANDMOTHER.

WELL, I ACTUALLY GOT
MY LOVE OF FOOD

FROM GRANDMA MILLIE.

THAT IS SO SWEET.

WELL, COINCIDENTLY, "SWEET"
IS THE RULE HERE AT MILLICENT'S.

EVERYBODY HERE
HAS TO HAVE DESSERT,

BECAUSE GRANDMA MILLIE
LIVES FOR DESSERT.

WELL, THAT
AND HER GRANDKIDS.

MY SISTER HAS ALREADY
GIVEN HER A GREAT-GRANDCHILD,

SO I GUESS I'VE GOT TO GET
ON THE BALL HERE AND CATCH UP.

-CHEERS.
-CHEERS.

MM.

WELL, WE OPENED
THREE YEARS AGO,

AND I FEEL VERY LUCKY
THAT IT'S THIS SUCCESSFUL.

IT'S... PERFECT.

I'M SORRY. WOULD YOU MIND
EXCUSING ME FOR JUST ONE MINUTE?

SURE.

HERE WE GO.

OH, HE PICKED THE MENU HIMSELF.

I BET HE BRINGS
ALL THE GIRLS HERE, RIGHT?

BETWEEN YOU AND ME,

YOU'RE THE FIRST DATE
I'VE SEEN HIM BRING HERE.

HE MUST REALLY LIKE YOU.

-ENJOY.
-THANK YOU.

SORRY ABOUT THAT.

ONE OF OUR REGULARS.

I JUST WANTED TO SAY
A QUICK HELLO.

YOU KNOW,
REPEAT BUSINESS

HAS BEEN SO MUCH THE KEY
TO OUR SUCCESS HERE.

IT'S SO IMPORTANT THAT
MY CUSTOMERS KNOW THAT I CARE.

MM.

MILLIE'S FAMOUS CRAB CAKES.

THEY SMELL DELICIOUS.

WELL, YOU'RE GONNA
LOVE 'EM.

MM.

AND THE WATER WAS--
WAS CRYSTAL-CLEAR BLUE,

LIKE NOTHING I'VE EVER
SEEN IN MY LIFE.

IN THAT MOMENT,

I SWORE THAT I WOULD GO
BACK TO BALI ONE DAY.

BALI...

YEAH. YOU'D LOVE IT.

IT'S-- IT'S
SO PEACEFUL THERE.

I THINK YOU SHOULD GO
WITH ME THE NEXT TIME.

YOU JUST MET ME!

I HAVE VERY GOOD
PEOPLE INSTINCTS.

ALSO, I DON'T REALLY
BELIEVE IN ACCIDENTS,

SO WHEN A BEAUTIFUL,
CHARMING WOMAN

COMES FROM OUT OF NOWHERE
AND SWEEPS ME OFF MY FEET--

LITERALLY--

I CAN'T JUST SIT BACK
AND DO NOTHING.

I WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

TOMORROW.

OR THE NEXT DAY.

NO, I WANNA SEE YOU

TOMORROW
AND THE NEXT DAY.

OH, I HAVE TO GO.

MY PERSONAL SHOPPER
HAS ARRIVED.

BYE. HI!

HI.

YOU'RE NOT DONE?

I'M SORRY,
I GOT DISTRACTED BY LIAM.

DID YOU FIND HIS FLAW YET?

NO.

BUT I'LL KEEP LOOKING FOR IT,
IF IT'LL MAKE YOU HAPPY.

WELL, DON'T GET ME WRONG.

I DON'T WANT HIM TO HAVE A FLAW,
I JUST KNOW THAT HE DOES.

COME ON,
HURRY UP.

THERE IS NOTHING I LOVE MORE

THAN SPENDING
OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY.

DID YOU GET YOUR FIRST
EXECUTIVE PAYCHECK YET?

JUST THIS MORNING.

WELL, KISS IT GOODBYE.

HOW DID I EVER LET YOU

TALK ME INTO BUYING
SUCH AN EXPENSIVE SCARF?

WHAT'S THE MESSAGE
YOU WANT TO SEND, MIRA?

A $2.00 SCARF
FROM THE STREET CORNER,

OR A WORK OF ART

IN POWER COLORS

THAT SCREAMS "SUCCESS"?

I GUESS THE SECOND ONE.

PERCEPTION IS EVERYTHING.

PERCEPTION AND CONFIDENCE.

YOU ARE WHAT YOU PORTRAY.

SO...

WHO DO YOU WANT TO BE?

I WANT TO BE
THAT GIRL.

BUT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
TEACH ME HOW TO TIE THIS.

THE LAST PIECE
OF THE PUZZLE IS IN.

YOU'RE NOW THE PERSON
YOU'VE ALWAYS DREAMT OF BEING.

HANG UP YOUR YOGA PANTS,
BABY SIS,

BECAUSE THERE IS
A NEW MIRA IN TOWN.

I SEE A LOT CHANGED
WHILE I WAS IN LONDON.

I WENT SHOPPING.

I SEE THAT.

MIRA, WE'VE GOT TO OPEN BIG
WITH THE BOARD.

WE WON'T HAVE
THEIR ATTENTION LONG,

SO I THOUGHT WE'D BEGIN
BY SAYING

THAT WE'RE THE FIRST COMPANY
TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS,

WHICH IS ALREADY
A BIG WIN.

AND THEY WON'T THINK
IT'S WEIRD

THAT A LOWER-LEVEL
PROJECT MANAGER

IS NOW RUNNING THIS REDESIGN?

YOU ARE NO LONGER
A LOWER-LEVEL EXECUTIVE.

YOU GOTTA STOP
THINKING OF YOURSELF AS ONE.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

WILLIAM CUDDY.
HE ALWAYS LOOKS ANGRY.

THAT'S JUST HIS NATURAL STATE,

BUT HE VOLUNTEERS WITH
RESCUE DOGS ON THE WEEKENDS.

-HOLLY--
-"HEIDI."

HEIDI!
HEIDI SAXTON.

SMART AS A WHIP,
TOUGH AS NAILS.

SHE'LL ASK ALL
THE HARD QUESTIONS.

SHOOT.

I CAN'T REMEMBER THIS GUY.

BLAINE BANNISTER.

BLAINE BANNISTER.

HIS FATHER
MADE A KILLING

WHEN FRONT SOURCE WENT PUBLIC.

HE KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT TECH,

BUT DOESN'T WANT US
TO KNOW THAT

AND HE IS A DEFINITE "YES"
FOR US.

UH, I'M SO SORRY
TO KEEP YOU WAITING!

AND I KNOW TODAY YOU WERE
GONNA PRESENT YOUR IDEAS,

BUT ERIN AND I
HAVE BEEN SO CRAZED

WITH BOARD MEETING PREP,

SO TODAY'S MEETING
WILL BE ABBREVIATED.

BUT I-I AM EXCITED TO HEAR
ALL OF YOUR IDEAS,

SO HOLD ONTO WHATEVER
YOU'VE COME UP WITH,

AND WE'LL GO OVER IT SOON.

DO YOU NEED
ANY HELP WITH ANYTHING?

THANKS, BUT...

I THINK I'VE GOT IT.

SO YOU ALL JUST KEEP DOING
WHAT YOU'RE DOING

AND WE'LL REGROUP TOMORROW.

OKAY?

THANKS.

AD SALES
SENT OVER SOME LOGOS

SO WE CAN USE REAL ADS
ON THE WEB PAGE PROTOTYPE.

LIAM.

I LOST TRACK OF TIME.

I TRIED CALLING.

IT'S ON VIBRATE.
I'M-- I'M SORRY.

NO, NO, I'M SO SORRY
FOR-FOR INTERRUPTING YOUR WORK.

SHOULD--
SHOULD WE CANCEL?

UM...

NO. YOU GO.

I'LL KEEP AT IT.

YOU CAN APPROVE IT
WHEN YOU GET BACK.

OKAY. I'LL COME BACK
RIGHT AFTER DINNER.

YEAH.

HOW DOES
A BURGER SOUND?

I'VE BEEN CRAVING ONE ALL DAY.

ACTUALLY, I'VE GOT
RESERVATIONS FOR US

AT WHITE LOTUS.

WHITE LOTUS? I HEARD THAT PLACE
IS IMPOSSIBLE TO GET INTO.

I MIGHT KNOW A GUY.

I DON'T KNOW
IF I HAVE TIME FOR THAT.

JONAH AND I ARE RIGHT IN
THE MIDDLE OF THIS PROPOSAL.

LISTEN, IT'LL TAKE
A TAD LONGER THAN A BURGER,

BUT I PROMISE
TO HAVE YOU BACK HERE

BEFORE YOU KNOW IT.

WHAT DO YOU SAY?

THANKS, JONAH.

THANK YOU.

AHEM.

WOW. THAT WAS, LIKE, THE SEVENTH
THING THEY BROUGHT OUT.

WELL, IT'S A--
IT'S A 16-COURSE TASTING MENU.

16 COURSES.

OH. YOU'RE NOT KIDDING?

16 DELICIOUS COURSES.

WOW.

AHEM.

MM.

MONKFISH-LIVER CREAM
WITH BLACK SEA BREAM CAVIAR

AND TOASTED
WILD CHANTERELLES.

MM.

DO YOU THINK
I COULD JUST GET A BURGER?

OH. SHE'S JOKING.

I KNEW YOU'D LOVE IT.

LISTEN, LIAM,
THIS IS AMAZING,

AND EACH DISH IS AS BEAUTIFUL
AS THE LAST,

BUT I LEFT JONAH AT WORK
AND...

I FEEL GUILTY!

OH, WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T
FEEL GUILTY, MIRA.

YOU-- YOU DESERVE THIS.

IT'S REALLY SWEET
THAT YOU CARE SO MUCH,

BUT THIS IS TAKING WAY LONGER
THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD.

I THOUGHT YOU'D LOVE IT.

YOU KNOW,
THERE'S A YEAR WAITING LIST

TO GET INTO THIS PLACE.
I JUST WANTED TO SURPRISE YOU.

UH, NO, IT'S-IT'S...
IT'S AMAZING,

I JUST WISH I WASN'T
SO DISTRACTED

BY THE TIME IT'S TAKING.

I HAVE SO MUCH TO DO
BACK AT THE OFFICE.

MIRA, YOU WORK HARD.
LET ME SPOIL YOU.

THANK YOU, LIAM.

THAT'S...

A REALLY SWEET THOUGHT,

AND I'D LOVE FOR YOU SPOIL ME

AFTER THE BOARD MEETING.

YOU KNOW, IT CAN'T ALL
BE WORK, WORK, WORK.

YOU HAVE TO GIVE YOURSELF
TIME TO ENJOY LIFE, TOO.

LOOK, WE ONLY HAVE
A FEW MORE COURSES LEFT,

SO LET'S JUST

SAVOR THE MOMENT TOGETHER.

I'M BACK, SLEEPY-HEAD.

HOW WAS DINNER?

DOES WHITE LOTUS
EVEN SERVE BURGERS?

NOT EVEN CLOSE.

I'M SORRY THAT TOOK SO LONG.

HEY, YOU KNOW, IT'S OKAY.

GAVE ME TIME TO FINISH
THE FIRST ROUND OF MOCK-UPS.

LET ME SHOW YOU.

I LIKE
THE BACKGROUND CONTINUING

THROUGH ALL THE PAGES.

IT'S NICE CONTINUITY.

ERIN? WILLIAM CUDDY'S
OFFICE CALLED.

HE NEEDS TO MOVE THE BOARD
PRESENTATION UP TO FRIDAY.

YOU MEAN THE DAY-
AFTER-TOMORROW FRIDAY?

WE WERE SUPPOSED TO
HAVE TWO MORE WEEKS.

CAN-- CAN--
CAN HE DO THAT?

HE CAN.

HE JUST DID.
THANKS, ALEX.

ERIN?

YEAH... YEAH.

MICHAEL, I NEED YOU
TO RUN THE ADVERTISER NUMBERS

ON RIDGE SOFTWARE,
AND GET THOSE TO ME A.S.A.P.

-WILL DO.
-THANK YOU.

OH, WAIT, MIRA, ACTUALLY,

I HAD AN IDEA
THAT I WANTED TO RUN BY YOU.

AFTER THE BOARD MEETING.

NO, BUT THIS MIGHT
HELP WITH THAT.

SERIOUSLY, MICHAEL.

ANYTHING AFTER FRIDAY,
I'M ALL EARS. OKAY?

RIGHT.

HEY.

YOU'RE READY.

I'M NERVOUS.
MY MIND IS SPINNING.

DISTRACT ME.
TELL ME A STORY.

YOU NEED TO SLEEP.

OKAY, THEN TELL ME

A BORING STORY.

OKAY, I'VE GOT
THIS NEW ONE

I'VE BEEN WORKING ON.

YOU CAN TELL ME
WHAT YOU THINK.

ONCE UPON A TIME,
THERE WAS THIS...

FROG,
BUT HE REALLY WANTED TO BE--

A PRINCE!

NO!

AN ACCOUNTANT.
HE WANTED TO BE AN ACCOUNTANT.

YOU SAID BORING.

DO YOU WANT ME
TO TELL THE STORY OR NOT?

PLEASE? OKAY, I PROMISE.

I WON'T--
I WILL NOT INTERRUPT.

IRONICALLY,

THIS FROG HAD A HUGE AMOUNT
OF CREDIT CARD DEBT--

ARE YOU READY?

MAYBE YOU SHOULD DO THIS.

I'VE ONLY HAD THREE DAYS.

I'D NEVER PUT ANYBODY
IN FRONT OF THE BOARD

THAT WASN'T READY.

YOU WILL BE GREAT.

AND I'LL BE WITH YOU
EVERY STEP OF THE WAY.

WELCOME.

I'M EXCITED TO PRESENT
A NEW INNOVATION, UH,

A NEW WAY-- INNOVATION-- UH...

THE WAY WE COMMUNICATE
VIA SOCIAL NETWORKING.

WE ARE LOOKING

AT A THREE-FOLD SITE
THAT ALLOWS OUR MEMBERS

TO COMBINE
THEIR FAVORITE WEBSITES,

AND HERE'S HOW IT WORKS.

AND WE STRONGLY BELIEVE

THAT, IN THIS DAY AND AGE
OF INSTANT GRATIFICATION,

WE HAVE CREATED
THE PERFECT DEFINITION

OF "ONE-STOP SHOPPING."

EXCELLENT.

YOU'VE GIVEN US
A LOT TO DISCUSS.

WE'LL TALK
AND GET BACK TO YOU LATER TODAY.

AND IF YOU'VE GOT QUESTIONS,
YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME.

THANKS SO MUCH FOR COMING.

NO NEWS.

THEY SAID THEY'D CALL YESTERDAY
AND STILL NO WORD.

I'M SURE
YOU DID GREAT, MIR.

I BET YOU'LL HEAR
FIRST THING MONDAY MORNING.

THAT REMINDS ME.
I HAVE TO TALK TO MARKETING

BEFORE THEIR STAFF MEETING
ON MONDAY MORNING.

MIRA? CAN YOU
PUT THE WORK DOWN?

WE CAME ALL THE WAY HERE
TO BE WITH YOU,

NOT YOU AND YOUR COMPUTER.

I'M SORRY.
JUST ONE MORE MINUTE, OKAY?

THIS IS MIRA.

OH, HI. YES. I HAVE THOSE
NUMBERS FOR YOU RIGHT HERE.

JUST GIVE ME JUST A SECOND
TO PULL THEM UP.

IT'S 8:00,

AND YET, SOMEHOW, I KNEW
YOU'D STILL BE HERE.

WAITING. WISHING. HOPING.

WELL, NOTHING DROWNS SORROW
BETTER THAN BUFFALO SAUCE.

I BROUGHT WINGS.

YOU ALWAYS KNOW
EXACTLY WHAT I NEED.

YEAH.

NO NEWS
IS BAD NEWS, JONAH.

IT'S BEEN FOUR DAYS.

I HAD THE FANTASY IN MY GRASP
AND I THINK I BLEW IT.

BYE-BYE, VIEW.

FAREWELL, TOWNHOUSE.

MAYBE THE BOARD

HASN'T HAD A CHANCE
TO VOTE ON IT YET.

MAYBE WE SHOULD GO TO A MOVIE.

TAKE YOUR MIND OFF THINGS.

ERIN.

THUMBS UP. APPROVED.

THEY'RE PLANNING
A BIG LAUNCH.

PRESS, STOCKHOLDERS,

THE WHOLE SHEBANG.

ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?

I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE READY
FOR ANYTHING IN MY LIFE!

GOOD. BECAUSE NOW
YOU GET TO SHOW EVERYBODY

WHAT MIRA SIMON
REALLY IS MADE OF.

THANK YOU SO MUCH!

WE'RE IN!

YES!

OH! CONGRATULATIONS!

THANK YOU!

HEY! SO MY FRIEND,

WHO'S A TECH DESIGNER
AT OURFRIENDS,

JUST TOLD ME THEY'RE
LAUNCHING THEIR SITE.

THAT'S NOT NEWS.

EVERYONE KNOWS
THEY'RE REDOING THEIR WEB SITE.

YEAH, BUT TOMORROW NIGHT,

THEY'RE GIVING A SNEAK PEEK
TO THE PRESS AND EMPLOYEES

TWO WEEKS BEFORE
THE SITE ROLLS OUT.

YOU GOT A PRESS PASS?

NO, BUT I AM
QUITE RESOURCEFUL.

-AND SO ARE YOU.
-OH, WE'RE GOING!

YEAH, WE ARE.

-HI, SUSAN.
-HELLO.

OKAY.

I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

YOU SHOULD JUST
TELL HER HOW YOU FEEL.

I MEAN...
SHE HAS TO KNOW.

WE ALL DO.

I'M SORRY I HAD TO MOVE
OUR DINNER TO THIS EARLY.

I JUST GOTTA TRY
AND GET A JUMP

ON THE COMPETITION
TONIGHT.

HEY, WE'RE AT
MILLICENT'S.

MIGHT AS WELL EAT
WHEN MILLIE EATS.

LIAM, I CAN TELL

THAT YOU'RE LESS THAN THRILLED
BY THE DEMANDS OF MY JOB,

BUT I HAVE TO TELL YOU,

I HAVE BEEN WAITING

MY WHOLE LIFE
FOR THIS TO HAPPEN,

AND IT FINALLY DID.

THIS IS MY MOMENT.

UNDERSTOOD.

WELL, YOU CAN FOCUS
ON THAT, THEN,

I, ON THE OTHER HAND,
WILL BE YOUR STEWARD OF FUN.

I'VE GOT BIG PLANS
FOR US, MIRA.

I PROMISED TO YOU THAT
YOU'D ENJOY YOUR LIFE,

AND I MEANT THAT.

THAT ALL SOUNDS
GREAT, LIAM,

BUT WE CAN TAKE OUR TIME.

WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

MM.

THIS STEAK IS INCREDIBLE.

ANCIENT FAMILY RECIPE.

WELL, DARLING,
DON'T ASK THE OWNER

FOR ANY OF MILLIE'S RECIPES,

I HEAR HE'S QUITE STINGY
WITH THEM.

I ALSO THINK HE'S HIDING
A LOT OF OTHER SECRETS, TOO.

WH--
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?

I DON'T HAVE
ANY SECRETS FROM YOU, MIRA.

OF COURSE NOT!

I'M TEASING YOU.

-OH!
-I'M JUST PLAYING AROUND.

OKAY, OKAY.

BUT ALL-- ALL JOKES
COME FROM SOMEWHERE.

I'M BEING GOOFY. OKAY?

OKAY.

I HEAR YOU.

BUT IF YOU EVER WANT
TO ASK ME ANYTHING,

JUST ASK.

I HONESTLY HAVE
NO SECRETS FROM YOU, MIRA.

NONE.

EAT UP.

HI. NAMES?

IT'S, UM, RAYLENE.

SMITH.

FROM ACCOUNTING.

THIS IS
MY HUSBAND. EARL.

EARL... UH...
YOUR NAME'S NOT ON THE LIST.

AGAIN?

THEY ALWAYS DO THIS.

THEY ALWAYS FORGET
ABOUT ACCOUNTING.

ALWAYS!

OH--

HEY...

NO. OH--

DON'T DO THAT.

COULD YOU CHECK AGAIN, PLEASE?

IT'S, UH, RAYLENE.

R-A-

Y-L-I-N-E?

OH. HERE YOU ARE.

OH!

I'M SORRY
ABOUT THAT, GUYS.

-HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.
-THANK YOU.

REALLY? EARL?

WHO ELSE WOULD
RAYLENE BE MARRIED TO?

AFTER
YOU, RAYLENE.

COME ON, IT'S A PARTY!

-TRY AND ENJOY YOURSELF.
-IT'S WORK!

IT'S A WORK PARTY!

WE NEED TO BLEND.

COME ON, LET'S DANCE.
THAT'S AN ORDER.

UGH!

OH, COUNTRY MUSIC?

WE HATE COUNTRY MUSIC,
BUT...

EARL AND RAYLENE
LOVE IT!

THEY DO?

YES! THEY DO.

REMEMBER,
WE'RE UNDERCOVER.

EARL, RAYLENE. HI!

SUCCESS!
A GOOD SPY ALWAYS BLENDS.

I FEEL
LIKE JAMES BOND.

ESPIONAGE...

A BEAUTIFUL GIRL ON MY ARM.

HEY, I'M MORE
THAN ARM-CANDY, MISTER.

I KNOW! YOU'RE THE BRAINS.
I'M THE BRAWN.

WE MAKE A GOOD TEAM.

LIKE BATMAN AND ROBIN.
SHERLOCK AND WATSON.

MR. AND MRS. SMITH.

DIDN'T MR. AND MRS. SMITH
TRY TO KILL EACH OTHER?

-YES...
-MM-HMM?

BUT...

THERE WAS LOVE THERE.

ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT!

DJ, IF YOU COULD TURN DOWN
THE MUSIC A LITTLE BIT.

HOW'S EVERYBODY DOING TONIGHT?

I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT
THE FIESTA,

BUT I JUST WANTED TO SAY,

I AM SO PROUD
TO BE HERE THIS EVENING

TO PRESENT
THE BRAND-NEW OURFRIENDS.

THIS IS GONNA SHOW
OUR COMPETITION

THAT WE ARE HERE TO STAY.

YOU HEAR THAT, YOURPAGE?

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

DUE TO ALL YOUR HARD WORK,

MAY I PRESENT
THE NEW OURFRIENDS.

THIS WEBSITE
IS GONNA PULL INFORMATION

FROM UP TO THREE
INDEPENDENT WEBSITES,

AND COMPILE IT TOGETHER,
RIGHT HERE--

THAT LOOKS INCREDIBLY
SIMILAR TO OUR SITE.

THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S
EXACTLY WHAT WE'RE DOING.

ALRIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
ENOUGH TALK!

LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!
YEAH!

LOOK, SOMETIMES,

DIFFERENT PEOPLE
COME UP

WITH THE SAME IDEA
AT THE SAME TIME.

LIKE THAT YEAR

WHERE THE TWO
ASTEROID MOVIES CAME OUT,

OR THAT OTHER YEAR,

THE TRUMAN CAPOTE
MOVIES CAME OUT.

SO WHAT IF IT'S
A COINCIDENCE?

WE CAN'T LAUNCH
OUR SITE NOW.

WE'LL LOOK LIKE
WE'RE COPYING THEM.

THIS IS SO BAD, JONAH.

I HAVE TO FIND ERIN.

WHAT IF OURFRIENDS
STOLE OUR IDEA?

WHAT IF THERE'S
A LEAK IN THE COMPANY?

NOBODY STOLE
OUR IDEA

AND THERE
IS NO CONSPIRACY.

WE GOT SCOOPED.
THAT'S ALL.

HOW ARE YOU
SO CALM ABOUT THIS?

IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME
IT'S HAPPENED TO ME,

AND IT WON'T
BE THE LAST.

YOU HAVE TO BE FIRST
AND WE WEREN'T.

SO, WHAT-- WHAT DO WE DO?

WE JUST... REPACKAGE.

WHAT, YOU MEAN
LIKE A NEW DESIGN?

EXACTLY.

A NEW,
INNOVATIVE DESIGN

THAT HASN'T BEEN SEEN
IN SOCIAL MEDIA BEFORE.

ON MONDAY MORNING,
WE WILL REGROUP,

AND COME UP WITH
DESIGN IDEAS

THAT WILL MAKE
OURFRIENDS' SITE

LOOK LIKE
IT CAME OUT OF THE DARK AGES.

WE'RE GONNA COME UP
WITH SOMETHING AMAZING.

I'M JUST HAPPY I HAVE AN ARTIST
LIKE YOU ON MY TEAM.

SO IS ERIN.

YOU'RE OUR ACE IN THE HOLE
HERE, BUDDY.

I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT THAT.

WE CAN
DO THIS, MIRA.

IT'S NOT JUST ME.

I HAVE FAITH IN US.

AND, UH...

JUST WHEN IT SEEMS LIKE
ALL HOPE IS LOST,

WE ALWAYS COME UP
WITH THAT MAGIC IDEA

THAT SAVES THE DAY.

OR FINISHES THE BOOK.

OR WHATEVER IT IS
WE'RE WORKING ON.

YOU FINISHED IT?

IT'S JUST A PROTOTYPE.

I SENT IT OUT
TO A FEW PUBLISHERS LAST WEEK.

JUST TO PUT
SOME FEELERS OUT.

SO LET'S, UH, GET STARTED ON
THIS DESIGN, SHALL WE?

OH, NO.
WE HAVE ALL NIGHT,

AND YOU PROMISED YOU'D
TELL ME ABOUT PEGGY

WHEN IT WAS READY.

SO SPILL!

BUT SEE...

PEGGY HATES BEING MESSY,

BUT ALL HER PIG FRIENDS
LOVE SLOPPING IN THE MUD.

BUT PEGGY REFUSES

BECAUSE SHE HAS
THESE BIG DREAMS

OF MOVING AWAY FROM THE FARM,

LIVING WITH THE MONKEYS,

WHO ARE OBSESSED
WITH GROOMING.

SHE THINKS THE GRASS
IS GREENER IN THE JUNGLE.

AND MUCH, MUCH TIDIER.

EXACTLY.

SO THE PIGS FINALLY

CONVINCE PEGGY
TO STOP CLEANING,

AND SLOP AROUND IN THE MUD
WITH THE REST OF THEM...

JUST ONCE.

AND GUESS WHAT?

SHE LETS GO

AND SHE LOVES IT.

SO...

SHE ABANDONS HER FANTASY,

AND SHE REALIZES SHE CAN BE
HAPPY EXACTLY WHERE SHE IS.

SHE SOUNDS ADORABLE.

SHE'S COMPLETELY ADORABLE.

MIRA...

THERE'S SOMETHING
I'VE WANTED TO TELL YOU.

MIRA?

HONEY? I WAS KNOCKING,
BUT NO ONE ANSWERED.

THE DOOR WAS OPEN, SO I...

OH.

HI.

WHEN YOU SAID
YOU WERE WORKING,

I ASSUMED YOU MEANT ALONE,

SO I BROUGHT SUSTENANCE.

THERE'S MORE THAN ENOUGH
FOR THREE PEOPLE.

SO, THEN THE SOMMELIER SAID--
OH, THE WINE EXPERT--

HE SAYS TO ME
IN THIS VERY NASTY TONE,

"LIAM, IF YOU THINK
THE WINES COMING OUT

"OF THE RUSSIAN RIVER VALLEY

"EVEN COMPARE WITH

"WHAT'S COMING OUT OF
THE LOIRE VALLEY RIGHT NOW,

THEN YOU ARE SIMPLY
OUT OF YOUR MIND."

NOW, WHAT'S HILARIOUS

IS THAT I WOULD NEVER
SAY THAT.

I MEAN, COME ON! RIGHT?

BUT I HAD TO LET HIM GO

BECAUSE HE SAID THIS
IN FRONT OF OUR CUSTOMERS,

WHICH WAS
COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE,

AND FINDING A NEW SOMMELIER
ON SHORT NOTICE

IS NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE.

BUT I DID.

MY POINT BEING,

IN BUSINESS,
WE ALL HAVE SETBACKS.

IN FOUR YEARS FROM NOW,

YOU WON'T EVEN REMEMBER

THAT THIS HAPPENED
WITH YOUR COMPETITOR.

ARE YOU SURE
THAT NO ONE WANTS TO TRY?

THIS IS A VERY SPECIAL
'94 BORDEAUX

FROM A VERY SMALL VINEYARD
JUST OUTSIDE OF BLAYE.

I'M SURE IT'S DELICIOUS,

BUT WE REALLY HAVE A LOT
OF WORK TO DO TONIGHT,

AND WE NEED
OUR HEADS TO BE CLEAR.

MM! THIS BOUQUET
IS AMAZING!

IT HASN'T EVEN
OPENED UP YET,

AND ALREADY
I'M GETTING HINTS OF

BLACKBERRY AND-AND...

COFFEE, AND...

APRICOT!

MM. THAT'S LOVELY.

AND THESE DAYS,

WHEN YOU ARE LOOKING
FOR A NEW CHEF,

YOU LOOK NO FURTHER

THAN THE LATEST
REALITY COOKING SHOW.

THERE ARE DOZENS OF THEM.

THIS WAS SO SWEET OF YOU.

I'M SO GLAD YOU LIKED IT.

BUT I-I REALLY
HAVE TO GET BACK TO WORK.

MIRA AND HER WORK.

HELLO?

WOW. REALLY?

MONDAY MORNING?

UH, THAT'S SO SOON.

NO, IT'S-- IT'S JUST
THAT I'M-- I'M KIND OF

ON THIS IMPORTANT PROJECT
AT MY CURRENT JOB.

IS THERE ANY WAY
WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO--

NO. YOU KNOW WHAT?

THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT.

I HAVE TO GET BACK TO WORK.

IF WE MOVE FORWARD,

I'LL BE ABLE TO START WORK
RIGHT AWAY.

FANTASTIC.

I'LL SEE YOU MONDAY MORNING.

HEY. YOU GOT A MINUTE?

ONE.

OKAY, UM... LOOK.

YOU KNOW I THINK YOUR IDEA
FOR THE SITE IS GREAT,

BUT THAT BEING SAID,

I THINK I MAY HAVE FOUND
A POTENTIAL ENGINEERING FLAW

THAT COULD CAUSE A SITE CRASH
THE MOMENT WE GO LIVE.

COULD CRASH
OR WILL CRASH?

WELL, IT'S--
IT'S A HYPOTHETICAL, BUT...

I'M SORRY,

BUT I DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR HYPOTHETICALS.

I NEED A NEW DESIGN,

AND WE CAN'T PUT THIS
ON JONAH'S SHOULDERS.

I NEED YOU TO BRING ME
CONCRETE IDEAS, TOO. OKAY?

RIGHT. OF COURSE.

IT'S JUST NONE OF THAT MATTERS
IF THE SITE CRASHES.

LOOK, JUST READ
THE REPORT, OKAY?

IT OUTLINES

THE POTENTIAL PROBLEM
AND THE FIX.

OKAY, JUST PUT IT ON MY DESK,

AND I'LL LOOK AT IT
WHEN I GET A MINUTE.

OKAY. GREAT.

UM...

-SORRY TO INTERRUPT.
-OH!

NO, I WAS...
JUST LEAVING.

I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
I NEED YOUR ARTIST BRAIN.

I WAS LOOKING

AT THE COLLEAGUES' NETWORKING
WEBSITE AND ON THEIR INTERFACE--

CAN WE TALK?

OF COURSE.

ARE YOU OKAY?

YEAH. UM...

I'M GREAT.

A PUBLISHER IS BUYING MY BOOK.

THE WHOLE SERIES, ACTUALLY.

JONAH! I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU!

AND PEGGY, TOO,
OF COURSE.

YEAH...

WHAT? WHAT IS IT?

WELL... I'M ON A DEADLINE.

WELL, THAT'S NOTHING
NEW FOR YOU.

IT SEEMS LIKE IT'S NOTHING
BUT DEADLINES AROUND HERE.

MIRA...

I HAVE TO QUIT YOURPAGE.

IS THAT ANOTHER
APRIL FOOL'S JOKE,

RUNNING
BEHIND SCHEDULE?

BECAUSE IT'S NOT FUNNY.

I'M SORRY
TO LEAVE YOU IN THE LURCH,

IT'S JUST...

JONAH, I--
I NEED YOU.

NO ONE IS
BRINGING ME ANYTHING

AND YOU'RE THE BEST
GRAPHIC ARTIST WE'VE GOT.

JERRY'S JUST AS GOOD.

AND MICHAEL IS CREATIVE.

IT COULD BE ANYBODY.

MIRA...

THIS IS MY DREAM.

YOU, OF ALL PEOPLE,
SHOULD UNDERSTAND THAT.

WELL, IT'S NOT
GONNA BE THE SAME AROUND HERE

WITHOUT YOU.

HOW MUCH TIME DO WE HAVE?

I CAN GIVE YOU TWO DAYS.

WHAT'S WITH YOU?

YOU'VE BARELY EVEN
TOUCHED YOUR SALAD.

I JUST-- I CAN'T BELIEVE
HE'S LEAVING ME.

I MEAN, I'M HAPPY FOR HIM,

BUT THE TIMING
COULD NOT BE WORSE.

OH...

WHAT IS HAPPENING
WITH MY LIFE?

YOU GOT EVERYTHING YOU WANTED.

THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING
WITH YOUR LIFE.

WHY DO YOU THINK
THEY NEVER SHOW

WHAT HAPPENS TO CINDERELLA AFTER
SHE RIDES OFF WITH THE PRINCE?

BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE
REAL LIFE BEGINS.

I'M BEGINNING
TO REALIZE THAT.

IS YOUR "PERFECT" LIFE A LITTLE
LESS PERFECT THAN YOU THOUGHT?

OKAY, EVERYONE,

ERIN HAS ENTRUSTED ME
WITH A NEW DESIGN

FOR THE SITE
AND I AM NOT ABOUT

TO LET HER DOWN,

SO GIVE ME WHAT YOU'VE GOT.

MAYBE WE'RE NOT
THINKING BROAD ENOUGH

ABOUT WHO WE MARKET TO.

YOUNG PEOPLE ARE NOT
THE ONLY ONES

ONLINE ANYMORE.

-MY GRANDMOTHER--
-NONE OF THAT MATTERS--

...SUSAN, IF WE DON'T HAVE
A NEW PAGE DESIGN.

ANYONE ELSE?

WELL, UH,
STATISTICS MATTER.

KNOW YOUR AUDIENCE,

AND YOU CAN GIVE THEM
EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT.

I UNDERSTAND
THE IMPORTANCE OF STATISTICS.

OKAY. I THOUGHT
WE WERE BRAINSTORMING.

WE ARE,

BUT I'M JUST NOT
HEARING ANYTHING

THAT DISTINGUISHES US
FROM OUR COMPETITORS.

MAKE-ME-A-MATCH.COM
JUST CHANGED THEIR COLORS,

AND IT LOOKS AMAZING.

OKAY, YOU'RE PUTTING THE CART
BEFORE THE HORSE, JERRY,

AND WE NEED TO COME UP
WITH A DESIGN FIRST,

AND THEN WE CAN TALK COLORS.

LISTEN UP, EVERYBODY.

THE OURFRIENDS SITE
IS HAVING A PROBLEM

HANDLING THEIR TRAFFIC
EVER SINCE THEIR LAUNCH.

SEES THEIR SERVER
IS CRASHING OFF AND ON,

AND I UNDERSTAND THE PROBLEM
IS IN THE ENGINEERING.

NOW, NOT TO REVEL
IN SOMEBODY ELSE'S MISFORTUNE,

BUT IT DOES HELP
SALVE THE WOUNDS

OF BEING BEATEN TO THE PUNCH.

WE'VE GOT
AN OPPORTUNITY HERE.

I WANT US TO TAKE IT.

SO, MIRA,

GIVE ME EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT
BY MORNING.

GOOD LUCK, EVERYBODY.

YOU HEARD HER--
LET'S TAKE AN HOUR

AND MEET BACK HERE.

I WANT EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT.

OKAY? THANK YOU.

IT WAS ALL TALK,

ALL THAT STUFF ABOUT HOW LUCKY
SHE IS TO HAVE US ON HER TEAM.

NOW IT'S ALL "MY TEAM"
AND "I NEED IDEAS,"

LIKE WE'RE JUST
INCIDENTAL TO HER SUCCESS.

WHAT HAPPENED TO HER?

SHE KNOWS WHAT IT'S LIKE
NOT TO BE HEARD--

NO, NO, NO...

DON'T MIND ME.
IT'S OKAY. I GET IT.

YOU KNOW?
I'VE BEEN IN YOUR SHOES.

BUT I-I'VE BEEN
IN HER SHOES, TOO.

YOU'D THINK
MIRA WOULD BE DIFFERENT.

YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW,
IN HER DEFENSE,

WHEN YOU'RE UNDER
THAT MUCH PRESSURE,

YOU GET PREOCCUPIED.

IT CAN BE HARD TO LISTEN

WHEN IT'S NOT
EXACTLY WHAT YOU NEED TO HEAR.

IT'S LIKE SOMEONE POURED
CONCRETE IN HER EARS.

OKAY, YOU GUYS, LET'S--

LET'S CUT HER SOME SLACK,
ALRIGHT?

I MEAN, I WAS IN MANAGEMENT
A LOT LONGER THAN HER

AND, AS WE ALL KNOW,
I CLEARLY NEVER MASTERED IT.

I DON'T KNOW.

ALL SHE TALKS ABOUT IS HER,

SO LET HER COME UP
WITH A NEW DESIGN HERSELF.

IT'S NOT LIKE
SHE NEEDS US ANYWAY.

GOT A MINUTE?

YEAH, I'VE GOT
AS MANY AS YOU NEED.

SO...

I OVERHEARD
YOU GUYS TALKING.

OH...

RIGHT.

LOOK, THEY'RE FRUSTRATED

THAT YOU'RE NOT LISTENING
TO THEIR IDEAS.

YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK IT IS?

SOMETIMES, YOU--
YOU NEED TO...

TO NURTURE THE SEED OF AN IDEA,
TO HELP IT GROW.

I MEAN, EVERY IDEA HAS MERIT.

EVERYONE'S CONTRIBUTING
SOMETHING.

IT MIGHT NOT BE

THE MAGIC SOLUTION
THAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR,

BUT IT'S SOMETHING, YOU KNOW?

I MEAN, I EVEN GAVE YOU
A REPORT PREDICTING

THE ENGINEERING PROBLEMS
THAT OURFRIENDS HAD.

HAVE--
HAVE YOU READ IT?

I HAVEN'T HAD TIME.

WE HAVE THREE WEEKS

TO COME UP WITH
A COMPLETELY NEW WEB DESIGN.

HOW DID YOU MANAGE
WITH SUCH A TIME CRUNCH?

CLEARLY NOT VERY WELL.

AND I LOST
THE PROMOTION OF A LIFETIME

BECAUSE I DIDN'T
LISTEN TO YOUR IDEA.

I MEAN, YOU NEED
TO TRUST YOUR PEOPLE, OKAY?

THE TEAM IS THE ENGINE
THAT MAKES THIS CAR RUN.

THIS CAR HAS STALLED, MICHAEL.

UH...

THEN I'M NOT SURE
HOW TO HELP, MIRA.

HELLO?

HEY, MIR...

UM, I'M SORRY,

BUT WE'RE NOT
GONNA BE ABLE

TO MAKE IT
TO FONDUE NIGHT.

OH... THAT'S TOO BAD.

I WAS REALLY LOOKING FORWARD
TO RECONNECTING.

I'VE HAD A HORRIBLE DAY.

ASIDE FROM THE FACT
THAT IF WE LEFT RIGHT NOW,

WE WOULDN'T
EVEN GET THERE

UNTIL NEXT THURSDAY--

IT'S NOT THAT FAR, YOU GUYS.

ACTUALLY,
IT KIND OF IS,

BUT YOU WOULDN'T
KNOW THAT,

BECAUSE YOU NEVER
COME BACK HERE ANYMORE.

I MEAN, YOU CANCELED ON

THE LAST TWO
THAT WE WERE HOSTING.

I KNOW MY SCHEDULE'S
BEEN SO CRAZY,

AND I'M-- I'M SO SORRY
ABOUT THAT.

IT'S NOT JUST
THE SCHEDULE, MIR.

IT'S NOT FUN
AND YOU'RE DISTRACTED.

UH, LOOK...

HOW ABOUT WE RESCHEDULE
FOR NEXT WEEK?

YOU CAN COME
TO MY PLACE, HERE.

IF YOU THINK
YOU CAN MAKE IT.

I'LL MAKE IT.

I PROMISE.

ONE IDEA.
I JUST NEED ONE IDEA.

HELLO?

HEY. IT'S SOPHIE.

HEY.

YEAH, COME ON IN.

BRETT AND I
HAD A FIGHT.

I MAY NEED TO CRASH
HERE FOR A WHILE.

I ALWAYS THOUGHT
YOU GUYS WERE SO HAPPY.

WE ARE.

MOST OF THE TIME.

BUT IT'S LIKE I ALWAYS SAY--

MIR, RELATIONSHIPS
CAN BE STRESSFUL.

SO STRESSFUL
THAT YOU HAD TO LEAVE?

WE BOTH SAID SOME STUFF.

I MEAN,
WE'LL WORK IT OUT.

THINGS ARE ALWAYS
SO MUCH CLEARER IN THE MORNING.

I JUST NEEDED TO GIVE HIM
SOME SPACE

AND I NEEDED SOME SPACE.

LORD KNOWS,
YOU HAVE SPACE TO SPARE,

SO...

WELL, I'M SORRY THAT
YOU GUYS ARE FIGHTING,

BUT I'M GLAD
THAT YOU'RE HERE.

I ALWAYS THOUGHT
THAT I'D LOVE LIVING ALONE...

AND IT HAS ITS MOMENTS.

BUT, MOSTLY, IT'S...
IT'S LONELY.

SO MY CORPORATE TOWNHOUSE
IS YOUR CORPORATE TOWNHOUSE.

UNTIL I LOSE IT,
WHICH SHOULD BE ANY DAY NOW,

AND THEN IT'S NEITHER OF OUR
CORPORATE TOWNHOUSE.

SOMETIMES, I WISH I COULD
JUST GO BACK,

BEFORE ALL THIS HAPPENED.

LIFE WAS SO MUCH EASIER.

WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO FOOL?

LOOK, MIRA...

YOU SPENT HALF YOUR LIFE

PLANNING OR FANTASIZING
ABOUT THE FUTURE.

WELL, THIS IS IT.

THIS IS YOUR FANTASY...

LIVE AND IN COLOR.

WELL, IT'S NOT
WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR,

AND IT'S OVER.

I'M DONE.

OH, HI. COME ON IN.

I WAS JUST THINKING--

ERIN?

I'M HERE TO TENDER
MY RESIGNATION.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

WITH ALL DUE RESPECT,

YOU SHOULD'VE MADE MICHAEL
VP OF CREATIVE DEVELOPMENT.

I WASN'T READY.

MY BRILLIANT IDEA THAT
CRASHED OURFRIENDS' SERVERS

WOULD'VE DONE
THE SAME THING TO US.

I CAN'T SEEM
TO MOTIVATE MY TEAM,

AND WE HAVE THREE WEEKS--
I HAVE NOTHING FOR YOU.

AS FAR AS YOUR TEAM GOES,

IT TAKES TIME
TO LEARN HOW TO LEAD.

IF YOU THOUGHT
YOU'D COME IN HERE

AND DO IT PERFECTLY,

YOU WERE DREAMING.

I WANT TO
INSPIRE MY TEAM

THE WAY YOU INSPIRE ME.

I DON'T--
I DON'T EVEN COME CLOSE.

OH, HONEY. YOU WILL.

IN TIME.

IT IS HOW WE RISE TO A CHALLENGE
THAT DEFINES US

AND THIS IS A DEFINING MOMENT
FOR YOU...

SO DON'T CHOOSE TO CRUMBLE.

AND BESIDES...

I DON'T ACCEPT
YOUR RESIGNATION.

SO YOU PROMISE

YOU'LL COME BACK
AND VISIT US?

I PROMISE.

OH, JONAH!
YOU'RE LEAVING US, HUH?

I AM.

I EXPECT AN AUTOGRAPHED COPY
OF THAT BOOK.

OF COURSE.
OUT OF THE FIRST RUN.

AND, UH...

THANKS FOR EVERYTHING.

I REALLY ENJOYED
WORKING FOR YOU.

LOOK...

IT'S NONE
OF MY BUSINESS,

BUT YOU MIGHT WANT

TO TELL HER
HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT HER.

SHE NEEDS TO KNOW.

WE ALL DO.

OKAY.

LIAM.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

WELL, I HAVEN'T
SEEN YOU IN A FEW DAYS.

I KNOW HOW HARD
YOU'VE BEEN WORKING,

SO I WANTED
TO SURPRISE YOU.

THEY'RE SO LOVELY!

THANK YOU, LIAM.

OH, THOSE AREN'T THE SURPRISE.

THESE ARE.

TWO TICKETS TO KENNY CHESNEY
WITH BACKSTAGE PASSES.

I JUST MIGHT
KNOW THE BASS PLAYER.

OH, I DON'T REALLY
LIKE COUNTRY MUSIC.

KENNY CHESNEY'S COUNTRY, RIGHT?

YOU DON'T KNOW KENNY CHESNEY?

WELL, THAT'S WHY YOU THINK
YOU DON'T LIKE COUNTRY MUSIC.

I PROMISE YOU,
AFTER TONIGHT,

YOU'LL BE
ONE OF HIS BIGGEST FANS.

NO, YOU'RE NOT
LISTENING.

I REALLY DON'T LIKE
COUNTRY MUSIC.

LIKE, AT ALL.

WAIT...

TONIGHT?

YES. TONIGHT.
LIKE, RIGHT NOW.

LISTEN, MIRA,
I PROMISED YOU FUN,

AND NOW I'M DELIVERING,

SO STEP AWAY FROM YOUR STRESS,

AND LET'S BLOW OFF SOME STEAM.

EVEN IF I LOVED
COUNTRY MUSIC, LIAM,

I COULDN'T GO,
I HAVE A DEADLINE.

WELL, MIRA, YOU CAN GO,
YOU'RE THE BOSS.

WHICH MAKES IT

EVEN MORE IMPORTANT
THAT I STEP UP.

LISTEN, MIRA, I-I KNOW

THAT WE'VE ONLY BEEN
SEEING EACH OTHER

FOR A FEW MONTHS, BUT...

BUT I REALLY CARE ABOUT YOU,

AND I WANT THIS TO WORK,

BUT FOR-FOR
THAT TO HAPPEN,

WE HAVE TO ACTUALLY
SPEND TIME TOGETHER.

I-I KNOW,
BUT YOU JUST SPRUNG THIS ON ME.

I JUST THOUGHT
YOU'D BE EXCITED.

I'M GONNA GO.

OKAY.

LIAM AND I HAVE BEEN
DATING FOR THREE MONTHS

AND HE KNOWS NOTHING
ABOUT MY INTERESTS.

AND WHAT'S EVEN WORSE,
IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T CARE.

HE JUST KEEPS
SPRINGING THINGS ON ME,

AND I FEEL LIKE I HAVE NO SAY
IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.

TSK. WELL, I THINK
WE JUST FOUND HIS FLAW.

BETWEEN THINGS
BEING WEIRD WITH HIM

AND LOSING JONAH,

I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ANYMORE.

OKAY. LISTEN.

PEOPLE LOVE TO UPDATE
THEIR STATUS

AND-AND-AND POST PICTURES
AND CHECK-IN LOCATIONS, RIGHT?

SO I'M THINKING WE USE
OUR SOCIAL NETWORKING SITE

AS THE HOME PAGE.

GOOD IDEA.

WE HAVEN'T CHOSEN
THE HOME PAGE YET.

LET'S DO IT!

REALLY? UM... GREAT!

I KNOW I HAVEN'T BEEN

VERY OPEN TO IDEAS,

BUT I'M WORKING ON THAT.

ACTUALLY,
I'M WORKING ON A FEW THINGS--

LIKE AN APOLOGY.

I HAVEN'T EXACTLY BEEN
THE BEST TEAM LEADER HERE.

LOOK, SOMETIMES, WE LEARN
FROM OTHER PEOPLE'S MISTAKES

BETTER THAN FROM OUR OWN.

I MEAN, BY WATCHING YOU,

I AM SEEING SO MUCH OF
WHAT I DID WRONG.

WOW!

OH! NO, THAT--

OKAY, THAT SOUNDED HARSH. UM...

LOOK.

THINK ABOUT IT. I...

I WAS YOU, OKAY?

AND IT DIDN'T GET ME
WHERE I WANTED TO GO.

YOU KNOW, I READ YOUR REPORT.

OH, YEAH? AND?

AND IT OCCURRED TO ME

THAT, OF COURSE,
YOU FOUND A TECHNICAL GLITCH,

BECAUSE THAT'S
YOUR AREA OF EXPERTISE.

I WAS SO FOCUSED

ON TRYING TO FIGURE IT
ALL OUT ON MY OWN,

THAT I FORGOT
THAT I DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING.

I SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO YOU.

AND I'M SORRY.

WELL, UM...

I THINK I OWE YOU
THE EXACT SAME APOLOGY.

ACCEPTED.

AND THANK YOU
FOR HAVING MY BACK.

ANYTIME.

AND I MEAN THAT.

SO, ANYWAY, IN THE END,

PEGGY REALIZES SHE DOESN'T
NEED THE JUNGLE TO BE HAPPY,

SHE CAN BE HAPPY
EXACTLY WHERE SHE IS,

AT HOME WITH THE PIGS.

HEY!

HEY! I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU ACTUALLY CAME. OH!

I WAS TOLD
THERE WERE 15-CENT WINGS.

I MAY HAVE ORDERED 20.

WHAT ARE YOU, AN AMATEUR?
THAT'S NOT NEARLY ENOUGH!

YOU OKAY?

I'M FEELING A LITTLE LOST
WITHOUT YOU, ACTUALLY.

I THINK MY CREATIVE JUICES
ARE ON HOLIDAY.

WELL, YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU NEED?

OF COURSE I DO.

BARTENDER?

OOH! THE FLAMING FISHHOOKS

ARE STRONG TONIGHT.

WHEW.

SO YOUR CREATIVE JUICES
ARE ON HOLIDAY, HUH?

BRILLIANCE LIVES IN THE MOMENTS
OUTSIDE OF LUCIDITY.

LUCIDITY
IS DEFINITELY OVERRATED.

I PREFER FANTASY.

I'M EXCEPTIONALLY BRILLIANT
IN MY FANTASIES.

AND IN REALITY,

THINGS NEVER TURN OUT
THE WAY WE HOPE THEY WILL.

I KNOW YOU, MIRA.

I KNOW WHEN YOU'RE NOT HAPPY.

AM I THAT TRANSPARENT?

I MEAN, WHO GETS EVERYTHING
THEY'VE EVER DREAMT OF,

AND THEY'RE MORE MISERABLE
THAN BEFORE?

YOU MADE
A FEW APRIL FOOL'S JOKES.

YOU ASKED
AND YOU RECEIVED.

BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN

YOU GET TO CONTROL
HOW IT ALL PLAYS OUT.

DO YOU KNOW THE ORIGINS
OF APRIL FOOL'S DAY?

NO.

OKAY.

SO, WAY BACK WHEN,

IN ORDER TO MAINTAIN CONTROL,

THE PEOPLE IN CHARGE

WOULD SEND UNDERLINGS
ON A "FOOL'S ERRAND"...

BUT THEY'D ONLY BE A FOOL

IF THEY ACCEPTED THE ERRAND.

MAYBE THE UNIVERSE WAS TRYING
TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.

WHAT? THAT I'M A FOOL?

THAT'S NOT WHAT
I'M TRYING TO SAY.

MAYBE...

THERE'S A ROAD

YOUR IMAGINATION
HASN'T THOUGHT OF YET.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD...

GIVE THAT ROAD A TRY.

AND WHAT ROAD WOULD THAT BE?

ME, MIRA.

ME.

JONAH, I'M SORRY--

I KNOW.

I'M NOT A PART OF THE FANTASY.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I, UH...

PREFER REALITY.

JONAH?

GOOD LUCK WITH THE SITE, MIRA.

I HOPE IT'S A HUGE SUCCESS.

JONAH.

SO WHAT DID YOU
SAY TO THAT?

I DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY,

AND HE JUST LEFT.

HE SEEMED REALLY ANGRY.

WELL, SOMETIMES,
OTHER EMOTIONS

CAN WEAR
AN "ANGER COSTUME."

IT WAS SUPER-AWKWARD.

OR SUPER-AMAZING.

I MEAN, HE JUST TOLD YOU
HE HAS FEELINGS FOR YOU!

AND NOBODY MAKES YOU
AS HAPPY AS THIS GUY.

I MEAN, YOU HAVE
THE SAME SENSE OF HUMOR,

THE SAME LIKES.

THAT'S WHAT MAKES
A RELATIONSHIP.

I DON'T KNOW.

I JUST NEVER THOUGHT
ABOUT HIM THAT WAY.

HE'S ALWAYS JUST BEEN
MY BUDDY, JONAH.

AND NOW?

AND HOW I NEED TO
RETHINK EVERYTHING!

-EVERYTHING?
-EVERYTHING!

I PLAYED THESE PRANKS
AND NOW I FEEL LIKE

I'M THE ONE GOING
ON A FOOL'S ERRAND.

I...

I DON'T WANT TO BE
THE FOOL ANYMORE, SOPHIE.

I NEED TO REFUSE
THE ERRAND.

ALL OF THE ERRANDS.

YOU'RE NOT MY HOME.

ARE YOU WATCHING SHELLY?

OF COURSE WE ARE.
IT'S THE FINALE.

ROOM FOR ONE MORE?

COME IN.

HI!

SHELLY LOOKS FOR LOVE.

I'M SUPER EXCITED.

I'M SORRY
THAT I'VE BEEN SO UNAVAILABLE.

I'VE MISSED YOU GUYS.

WE MISSED YOU, TOO.

I USED TO ALWAYS THINK
I'D LOVE LIVING ALONE,

BUT I USED TO THINK
A LOT OF THINGS.

I LOVE THIS.

ME, MIRA, KELSEA,
AND SHELLY.

BACK TOGETHER AGAIN.

IT'S THE BEST.

BUT...

BROOKE, WE REALLY DO
NEED TO MOVE.

I ALREADY MISS MY BATHTUBS.

CHEERS.

CHEERS.

SO LISTEN,
I HAVE TO RALLY THE TEAM

AND BRING EVERYONE BACK TOGETHER

AND I NEED YOUR HELP.

OOH... I DON'T KNOW.

KIDDING! YES. OF COURSE.

LISTEN UP.

I KNOW THE PAST COUPLE OF MONTHS

HAVE BEEN GRUELING
WITH LITTLE REWARD,

AND I HAVE BEEN
LESS THAN STELLAR AS A BOSS,

AND THAT BREAKFAST
WON'T FIX EVERYTHING...

-IT COULDN'T HURT.
-BUT I NEED YOUR HELP.

ALL OF YOU.

WE ALL HAVE STRENGTHS,

AND WE NEED TO POOL
OUR COLLECTIVE RESOURCES

AND COME UP
WITH THE NEW DESIGN TOGETHER.

I KNOW
I HAVEN'T BEEN VERY OPEN,

BUT I'M READY TO LISTEN NOW,
REALLY READY.

MIRA AND I HAVE COLLECTED
SOME ITEMS THAT INSPIRED US,

SO FEEL FREE TO GRAB
SOME MATERIALS FROM YOUR DESKS,

AND ADD THEM
TO THE MIX.

NOW LET'S GRAB
SOMETHING FROM THIS PILE,

AND GET READY FOR THE MOTHER
OF ALL BRAINSTORMING SESSIONS.

I WANT TO HEAR
ALL OF YOUR IDEAS--

THE GOOD, THE BAD...

SO PEOPLE DON'T HAVE
THE ABILITY

TO DECORATE THEIR HOMES
AS MUCH ANYMORE,

SO THEY MIGHT ACTUALLY WANT
TO DECORATE THEIR SITES, RIGHT?

WE'LL TAKE PICTURES
OF OBJECTS...

YES! WE NEED
A "DISLIKE" BUTTON.

EVERYBODY'S "LIKING"
EVERYTHING, RIGHT?

WHAT IF IT LOOKS
LIKE A PHOTO ALBUM,

AND YOU TURN THE PAGE
TO REPRESENT A DIFFERENT SITE?

THAT'S INTERESTING.

OKAY, YOU GUYS--

WHAT ABOUT INTEGRATING A GALLERY
RIGHT INTO THE DESIGN?

YEAH!

-THAT MONET RIGHT THERE--
THOSE ARE OUR COLORS.

OURFRIENDS IS DOING
THE THREE-FOLD SITE,

BUT WHAT IF WE DO
A SIX-FOLD SITE?

EVERYONE HAS SIX WEBSITES

THAT THEY FREQUENT
ON A REGULAR BASIS.

THE THREE-FOLD SITE
CRASHES SERVERS.

WHAT WOULD SIX DO?

YEAH, BUT MICHAEL CAME UP
WITH A FIX FOR THAT.

YEAH, THE SERVERS
HAVE ALREADY BEEN BACKED UP

AND RECONFIGURED,
SO IT CAN HANDLE THE OVERFLOW.

THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.

YOU GUYS...

I THINK WE GOT IT.

IT'S A CUBE,
ONE GIANT GALLERY OF DATA.

ONE CLICK
TO SPIN THE CUBE

TO ANOTHER SIDE.

THERE'S YOUR DATA,
PULLED FROM THE NEXT SITE.

VOILA!

I'M LIKING THIS.

WE USE THE YOURPAGE
PERSONAL NETWORKING SITE

AS OUR HOME PAGE--

MICHAEL'S IDEA--
AND THEN SPIN THE CUBE AGAIN,

AND YOU'RE ON THE DATING SITE,
FOR THE SINGLES.

I'LL BE
USING THAT ONE.

AND BECAUSE
EACH SIDE OF THE CUBE

IS TREATED AS
PART OF THE WHOLE,

OUR SERVERS
WON'T TAKE A HIT.

MICHAEL FIGURED OUT WHAT CRASHED
OURFRIENDS' SERVERS,

AND CAME UP
WITH THIS BYPASS.

IT IS BRILLIANT!

AND I LOVE THE COLOR SCHEME!

THAT WAS ALL SUSAN.

MM.

IT'S PERFECT.
IT'S PERFECT.

NOW WE'LL HAVE SOMETHING
TO SHOW AT THE LAUNCH.

MM!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I WAS HOPING
TO TAKE YOU FOR DINNER.

OH.

LIAM, CAN WE TALK?

SURE.

LIAM, YOU'RE WONDERFUL,

AND YOU'RE KIND...

AND GENEROUS

AND QUITE HONESTLY,
PERFECT.

YOU'RE JUST
NOT PERFECT FOR ME,

AND I'M NOT PERFECT
FOR YOU EITHER.

I'VE KIND OF BEEN

GETTING THAT SAME
FEELING, TOO, LATELY.

I MEAN, WHO DOESN'T
LIKE KENNY CHESNEY?

HMM...

I'M GOING TO MISS YOU, MIRA.

I'M GONNA MISS YOU, TOO,

AND I REALLY DO WISH YOU
THE BEST IN EVERYTHING.

THANK YOU ALL FOR JOINING US

TO CELEBRATE THE EVENT OF
OUR NEW SITE GOING LIVE TODAY.

I'M HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE

THAT WE ARE ADDING PROFILES
IN DROVES,

AND OUR SERVERS
ARE DOING JUST FINE!

LOOK AT EVERYTHING
YOU'VE ACCOMPLISHED--

WE'RE LIVE AND IT'S A HIT.

WHAT WE'VE ACCOMPLISHED,
MICHAEL.

I CANNOT TAKE
ALL THE CREDIT.

I MUST CONGRATULATE

THE TEAM RESPONSIBLE
FOR THIS AMAZING INTERFACE.

MIRA, MICHAEL...
YOUR ENTIRE TEAM.

BRILLIANT WORK.

AND NOW THAT THE WORK
IS ALL DONE,

IT'S TIME TO PARTY.

LET'S HUG IT OUT.

-CONGRATS.
-YOU TOO.

-MICHAEL. MICHAEL.
-WE DID IT.

OHH.

I'M SO SORRY I'M LATE!

CONGRATULATIONS.
I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.

THANK YOU,
AND THANK YOU

FOR BEING MY DATE
AT THE LAST MINUTE.

OH, SWEETIE. ANY TIME.

YOU OKAY?

YEAH. BREAKING UP WITH HIM
WAS THE RIGHT THING TO DO.

OF COURSE IT WAS.

CHAMPAGNE?

YES, PLEASE.

OH, THANK YOU.

HEY! JERRY!

THIS IS, UH,
JERRY AND SUSAN.

NICE TO MEET YOU.

WHERE HAVE
YOU GUYS BEEN?

UM...

JONAH'S
BOOK SIGNING.

SORRY WE DUCKED OUT
FOR A FEW.

NO! IT'S FINE.
YOU SHOULD...

BE THERE TO SUPPORT HIM.
WAS THERE A GOOD TURNOUT?

A GREAT TURNOUT.

COOL! DID-- DID YOU...

YEAH, YEAH. I HAVE
YOUR COPY RIGHT HERE.

CHECK IT OUT.

YOU NEED TO TALK TO HIM.

HE CLEARLY HATES ME.

HE DIDN'T EVEN INVITE ME
TO HIS BOOK SIGNING.

HE LOVES YOU.

HE'S JUST HURT.

THAT'S WHY YOU NEED TO GO
TO HIS BOOK SIGNING. NOW.

I DON'T KNOW.

HONEY...

GO!

A MILLION CABS IN THIS CITY

AND NOT A SINGLE ONE
WHEN YOU NEED IT.

HMPH.

HEY! DO YOU WANT
YOUR USUAL TABLE?

NO, I THINK I'M GONNA JUST
SIT AT THE BAR TONIGHT.

OH!

FLAMING FISHHOOK, PLEASE.

MAKE THAT TWO.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I WENT UPSTAIRS
TO YOUR PARTY,

BUT YOU WEREN'T THERE,

SO I THOUGHT
THE NEXT BEST THING,

COME TO
OUR FAVORITE PLACE.

I WENT TO
YOUR BOOK SIGNING,

AND YOU WEREN'T THERE.

I DIDN'T WANT TO MISS

THE MOST IMPORTANT NIGHT
OF YOUR LIFE,

EVEN IF
I WASN'T INVITED.

I DIDN'T WANT
TO MISS YOURS EITHER.

I'M SORRY I WAS LATE.

HEY! NO. I GET IT.

YOU, UH, YOU HAD
STUFF TO DO.

I'M SORRY
I DIDN'T INVITE YOU.

I, UH...

I SIGNED IT FOR YOU,

FOR... WHEN
I MIGHT SEE YOU LATER.

YOU WERE GOING TO SEE ME LATER?

I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT
WHEN I MIGHT SEE YOU LATER.

I THOUGHT YOU HATED ME.

YOU INFURIATE ME, MIRA.

THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE.

THANK YOU, JONAH.

THAT'S... THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.

SO LISTEN.

YOURPAGE IS UNDER CONTROL,

AND THE NEW CUBE DESIGN
IS A HIT,

AND...

I NEED YOU BACK.

MIRA, I'M NOT...

I'M NOT COMING BACK
TO YOURPAGE.

I'M SURE YOU CAN FIND

ANOTHER DESIGNER
TO DO YOUR BIDDING.

I'M NOT SAYING
YOURPAGE NEEDS YOU BACK.

I'M SAYING I NEED YOU BACK.

MIRA?

I CAN STOP
FANTASIZING ABOUT THE FUTURE

BECAUSE
TODAY IS PERFECT.

RIGHT NOW,
THIS IS PERFECT.

NOTHING'S PERFECT.

TRUE. BUT...

YOU'RE PERFECT FOR ME.

KISS ME, EARL.