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I KNEW YOU TWO
WOULD HIT IT OFF.
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MIRA, THE NEW RUG
IS TO DIE FOR!
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OH, IT'S JUST A LITTLE SOMETHING
LIAM AND I PICKED UP IN BALI.
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MY LOVE, IT'S YOUR OFFICE.
THEY SAY IT'S URGENT.
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[SMOOCH]
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I'M SORRY, FOLKS.
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OCCUPATIONAL HAZARD
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WHEN YOU'RE RUNNING
A FORTUNE 500 COMPANY.
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MIRA! THANK GOODNESS
YOU'RE HERE!
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WE TRIED TO HANDLE IT,
BUT WE NEEDED YOU.
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[HEARTY APPLAUSE RISES]
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ALRIGHT, I'M HERE
TO HANDLE THE PROBLEM.
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TELL ME EVERYTHING.
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[PERSISTENT BEEPING BEGINS]
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WHAT'S THAT NOISE?
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PROBABLY ANOTHER PROBLEM
ONLY YOU CAN FIX.
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[ALARM CLOCK BEEPING]
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[WHACK]
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AND BACK TO REAL LIFE WE GO.
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MORNING!
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[DOOR SHUTS]
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REALLY?
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-[SHOWER RUNNING]
-OUT IN A JIFF!
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[DOORS DING]
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MORNING.
WHOA-WHOA! [LAUGHS]
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DID YOU GET ANY SLEEP
LAST NIGHT?
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THE MOST SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE EXIST
ON MINIMAL SLEEP--
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OPRAH, OBAMA,
THE DALAI LAMA--
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THAT'S HOW YOU BECOME THE CEO
OF A FORTUNE 500 COMPANY.
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YEAH, PRETTY SURE THE DALAI LAMA
ISN'T THE CEO OF ANYTHING.
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I'M PRETTY SURE HE COULD,
IF HE WANTED TO.
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[BOTH CHUCKLING]
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SPEAKING OF.
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CEO ALERT.
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GOOD MORNING.
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[WHISPERS]:
I'M GONNA BE HER SOMEDAY.
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I DON'T DOUBT IT
FOR A SECOND.
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THE LIGHTNING COULD
STRIKE AT ANY MOMENT,
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AND I WILL BE READY.
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SPEAKING OF, DID YOU GET
YOUR PROPOSAL FINISHED?
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I DID, NOW I JUST NEED
MICHAEL TO CONSIDER IT.
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IF HE LIKES MY IDEA,
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THEN EVERYTHING I'VE
BEEN PREPARING FOR
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COULD COME TO FRUITION.
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LIGHTNING.
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EXACTLY! AND WITH
MY BIG IDEAS
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AND YOUR BRILLIANT
DESIGN SKILLS--
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YEAH, ABOUT THAT.
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THERE'S SOMETHING
I NEED TO TELL YOU.
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I ACCEPTED A JOB AT OURFRIENDS.
I'M LEAVING YOURPAGE.
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JONAH! YOU'RE THE BEST
GRAPHIC ARTIST WE'VE GOT.
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YOU CAN'T GO
TO OUR BIGGEST COMPETITORS.
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APRIL FOOL'S.
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-[SMACK]
-DO NOT DO THAT TO ME.
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[CHUCKLES] COME ON.
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I'M JUST HAVING
A LITTLE FUN WITH YOU.
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FUN? YOU JUST
GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK.
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APRIL FOOL'S IS
HAZARDOUS TO OUR HEALTH
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AND, FOR THE GOOD
OF MANKIND,
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IT SHOULD
BE ABOLISHED.
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RELAX. I WOULD
NEVER GO TO OURFRIENDS.
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THEIR INTERFACE REQUIRES
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A TWO-STEP
AUTHENTICATION PROCESS
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JUST TO RESPOND TO A POST.
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NO, THANK YOU.
USER-UNFRIENDLY.
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ALRIGHT.
YOU ARE FORGIVEN.
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BUT I WILL SAY,
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I'M READY
FOR APRIL 2nd.
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WHAT IS YOUR AVERSION
TO APRIL FOOL'S DAY?
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SILLY JOKES ARE NOT GOING TO GET
ME TO THE EXECUTIVE SUITE.
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I PREFER TO STAY ON-TRACK.
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RIGHT. BECAUSE THERE'S
A LIGHTNING STORM COMING.
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OKAY, PEOPLE. LISTEN UP.
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DUE TO THE ECONOMY,
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ADVERTISERS ARE SEARCHING
FOR THE NEXT BIG WEBSITE,
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SO WE NEED TO COME UP WITH
SOME INNOVATIVE WAYS
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TO ATTRACT NEW USERS
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WHO WILL MAKE YOURPAGE
THEIR ONLY SOCIAL MEDIA SITE.
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NOW, THE ADVERTISERS
HAVE ASSURED US,
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IF WE BUILD IT,
THEY WILL COME.
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NOW, I WANT YOU ALL
TO TAKE A GOOD LOOK
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AT OUR WEB PAGE,
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AND THINK ABOUT HOW
WE CAN MAKE IT STAND OUT
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AGAINST THE COMPETITION.
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I WANT YOU ALL
TO COME UP WITH THREE IDEAS
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BY THIS AFTERNOON.
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NO, CHECK THAT.
THREE GOOD IDEAS.
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LIKE HE'LL LISTEN
TO THEM ANYWAY.
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THAT'S YOUR CUE.
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WHY ARE WE STILL STANDING HERE,
PEOPLE? LET'S GO.
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[CLAPPING]
MOVEMENT MAKES ACTION!
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COME ON, HE WAS
PRACTICALLY BEGGING
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FOR YOUR IDEA.
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BUT HE'S NOTORIOUS
FOR ASKING FOR INPUT
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AND THEN IGNORING IT.
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I HAVE BEEN WORKING
ON THIS FOR MONTHS,
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JONAH, I HAVE TO
TIME THIS OUT RIGHT.
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OKAY.
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OKAY. WHO IS THIS PERSON
STANDING NEXT TO ME?
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'CAUSE THE MIRA I KNOW
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HAS ENVISIONED
HER PERFECT LIFE
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AND WOULD NOT STOP
UNTIL SHE GETS IT.
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HMM.
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I ADDED A DRAWING
TO THE CUBE.
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FOR LUCK.
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I ABSOLUTELY LOVE
ALL OF YOUR DRAWINGS,
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BUT THIS ONE MIGHT BE
MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE.
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IT MIGHT BE
WORTH SOMETHING SOMEDAY.
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I KNOW IT WILL,
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AND WHEN "PEGGY THE TIDY PIG"
SELLS A MILLION COPIES,
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I'LL SELL THIS CUBE ON EBAY
AND RETIRE.
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GETTING YOUR CHILDREN'S BOOK
PUBLISHED
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IS LIKE TRYING TO
CATCH LIGHTENING IN A BOTTLE.
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I'LL SEND
MY BOOK OUT...
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WHEN IT'S READY, SOMEDAY.
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"SOMEDAY"
IS RIGHT NOW, JONAH.
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YOU GOT TO BE PREPARED
FOR YOUR LIGHTNING STORM, TOO.
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YOU THINK DR. SEUSS
SAID "SOMEDAY?"
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MAURICE SENDAK?
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THE GUY WHO
WROTE THE BOOK
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ABOUT THE AWFUL KID
WHO DESTROYED THE TREE?
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-SHEL SILVERSTEIN.
-YEAH, THAT GUY.
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I BET HE WAS READY
FOR HIS BIG OPPORTUNITY.
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
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I'M GONNA FINISH "PEGGY"
AND SEND IT OUT.
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DO I GET TO HEAR THE STORY YET?
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NO. NOT UNTIL IT'S DONE.
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BUT I'M CLOSE.
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WELL, I LOVE THE ARTWORK.
NOW FINISH.
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AND WHAT
ABOUT YOU, HUH?
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YOU'RE READY.
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GO TELL MICHAEL YOUR BIG IDEA.
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RIGHT NOW.
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ALRIGHT.
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AHEM. ALRIGHT!
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I'M GOING.
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YOU GOT THIS.
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[BOTH TAKING A DEEP BREATH]
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YOU SHOULD JUST TELL HER
HOW YOU FEEL, MAN.
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SHE HAS TO KNOW.
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I MEAN...
WE ALL DO.
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HERE'S WHAT OUR SITE
LOOKS LIKE NOW.
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AND... HERE IS
WHAT IT WILL LOOK LIKE.
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A NEW INTERFACE?
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A NEW DESIGN THAT PULLS
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INFO FROM UP TO THREE
DIFFERENT WEBSITES
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AND COMPILES IT ALL HERE ON
THE PERSON'S YOURPAGE PROFILE.
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HANG ON ONE SEC.
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OKAY, GO.
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WHETHER IT'S A DATING WEBSITE,
OR BUSINESS NETWORKING,
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OR PICTURES OF
WHAT YOU ATE FOR DINNER,
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IT'S ALL NOW IN ONCE PLACE,
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ON OUR SITE.
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WE'RE THE ONLY PLACE
PEOPLE WILL EVER NEED TO LOG IN.
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SOUNDS... INNOVATIVE.
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I LIKE IT.
BUT LONG-TERM, OKAY?
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WE NEED TO BEEF UP
AD SALES TODAY,
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AND I THINK DESIGN CHANGE
LIKE THIS IS JUST...
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-TOO RADICAL.
-RADICAL, YES--
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...BUT IT GIVES US A HUGE EDGE
OVER THE COMPETITION.
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LISTEN, MIRA,
I LOVE YOUR PASSION.
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OKAY? AND...
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WELL, BETWEEN YOU AND I,
I SUSPECT THAT
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I WILL BE
IN A POSITION
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TO AFFECT SOME SERIOUS
CHANGE AROUND HERE
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IN THE VERY NEAR FUTURE.
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VP OF CREATIVE DEVELOPMENT?
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YEAH. SHE SHOULD
BE ANNOUNCING
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THAT PROMOTION
FOR YOURS TRULY THIS WEEK.
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SO, LOOK, JUST SIT TIGHT, OKAY?
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KNOW THAT YOUR EFFORT
IS NOT GOING UNNOTICED.
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THANK YOU. AND I HAVE
MANY MORE DETAILS IN MY REPORT.
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I'LL JUST LEAVE IT
RIGHT HERE FOR YOU.
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AND MAYBE YOU CAN TALK TO ERIN?
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SHE SAYS SHE ALWAYS WANTS
TO HEAR EVERYONE'S IDEAS.
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YEAH, I'LL, UH, GIVE IT A READ,
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AND WHEN I GET A MOMENT,
I'LL DISCUSS IT WITH ERIN.
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THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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OH, HANG ON A SEC.
MICHAEL COLLIER.
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YEAH, JUST GIVE ME A SECOND.
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[WHISPERS]:
YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE IT!
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OKAY. GOOD!
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HOWARD!
HOW IS LONDON?
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[MIRA]: I'M TELLING YOU, SIS.
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MAYBE MICHAEL'S
READING IT RIGHT NOW.
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MAYBE, WHEN
I GET BACK FROM LUNCH...
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MY WHOLE LIFE WILL CHANGE
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AND I CAN EARN ENOUGH MONEY
AND GET MY OWN PLACE.
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I THOUGHT YOU LOVED
LIVING WITH BROOKE.
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I ALSO THINK I'D LOVE
MY OWN BATHROOM MORE,
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AND WE'VE BEEN LIVING TOGETHER
SINCE THE DORM.
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I JUST THINK
IT MIGHT BE TIME FOR ME TO...
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GROW UP,
BE MY OWN PERSON,
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AND THEN YOU AND I CAN
BOTH HAVE PERFECT LIVES.
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YOU KNOW, LIFE WOULD BE
SO MUCH EASIER
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IF WE ALL LIVED
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IN THIS FANTASY
WORLD OF YOURS.
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MY LIFE IS NOT
PERFECT, MIRA.
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PLEASE. YOU ARE THE HEAD
OF YOUR DIVISION,
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YOUR HUSBAND IS ADORABLE,
YOUR HOUSE IS A DREAM,
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AND EVEN YOUR DOG IS TO DIE FOR.
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I'M NOT BUYING IT.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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THERE'S SOMEONE
I WANT YOU TO MEET.
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I DO NOT NEED TO BE SET UP.
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JUST HEAR
ME OUT, OKAY?
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HE'S MANLY, HE'S STRONG,
HE'S A LITTLE BIT HAIRY,
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BUT HE'S A HEALTHY EATER,
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AND I THINK YOU TWO
WOULD BE SUPER-COMPATIBLE.
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APRIL FOOL'S!
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WHAT IS IT ABOUT THIS DAY
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THAT TURNS PERFECTLY SANE PEOPLE
INTO FIFTH-GRADERS?
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OKAY, SERIOUSLY,
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THERE IS THIS GUY
THAT I WANT YOU TO MEET.
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OH, NO, THANK YOU.
THE GORILLA AND I ARE JUST FINE.
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HE GETS ME.
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LOOK HOW CUTE HE IS.
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THAT'S...
THAT'S NOT THE GUY.
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YOU DON'T ALWAYS KNOW.
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I MEAN, IT TOOK ME EIGHT DATES
TO KNOW WITH BRETT.
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SOMETIMES, I STILL DON'T KNOW.
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OKAY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO TRY
AND MAKE ME FEEL BETTER.
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I WILL FIND MY GUY
AND LIVE THE DREAM, TOO.
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AND BESIDES, I CAN'T
GO TONIGHT ANYWAY.
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IT'S FONDUE NIGHT
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AND "SHELLY'S LOOKING FOR LOVE"
WITH THE GIRLS,
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AND BROOKE AND I ARE HOSTING.
234
00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:58,533
OKAY, SO YOU WOULD RATHER
WATCH A TV SHOW
235
00:08:58,567 --> 00:09:01,533
WHERE SOME GIRL DATES
25 FAME-SEEKERS
236
00:09:01,567 --> 00:09:03,800
THAN MEET ONE AMAZING GUY
IN REAL LIFE?
237
00:09:03,833 --> 00:09:05,200
I KNOW WHAT I WANT,
238
00:09:05,233 --> 00:09:07,200
AND I REFUSE TO SETTLE
FOR ANYTHING LESS.
239
00:09:07,233 --> 00:09:08,733
[SNICKERS]
240
00:09:08,767 --> 00:09:10,767
YOU KNOW, YOUR FANTASY LIFE
241
00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:13,500
IS REALLY STARTING TO GET
IN THE WAY OF YOUR ACTUAL LIFE.
242
00:09:14,733 --> 00:09:16,800
MAYBE IF YOUR LIFE
WAS LESS PERFECT,
243
00:09:16,833 --> 00:09:18,067
YOU'D UNDERSTAND.
244
00:09:19,267 --> 00:09:22,567
[**]
245
00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:23,633
MIRA.
246
00:09:23,667 --> 00:09:25,000
JUST THE GIRL
I WAS BEEN LOOKING FOR.
247
00:09:25,033 --> 00:09:27,467
LISTEN. I NEED YOU
TO DROP OFF ANOTHER BOX
248
00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:28,633
AT THE CORPORATE
TOWNHOUSE.
249
00:09:28,667 --> 00:09:30,900
OKAY? THE MESSENGER SERVICE
IS BACKED RIGHT UP,
250
00:09:30,933 --> 00:09:33,100
AND THIS OUT-OF-TOWN
PROGRAMMER NEEDS IT TODAY.
251
00:09:33,133 --> 00:09:34,767
NOW, HE WON'T BE THERE,
252
00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:36,467
SO JUST LET YOURSELF IN
AND LEAVE IT IN THE LIVING ROOM.
253
00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:37,767
YOU STILL GOT THE KEY
FROM YESTERDAY?
254
00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:39,000
OH. YEAH. SURE.
255
00:09:39,033 --> 00:09:40,200
GREAT!
256
00:09:40,233 --> 00:09:41,567
GOOD. I KNEW
I COULD COUNT ON YOU,
257
00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:42,700
AND LIKE I SAID BEFORE,
258
00:09:42,733 --> 00:09:46,100
YOUR COOPERATION
IS NOT GOING UNNOTICED, OKAY?
259
00:09:47,967 --> 00:09:50,667
[**]
260
00:09:56,867 --> 00:09:57,900
AH!
261
00:09:57,933 --> 00:09:59,533
OH, MY GOD.
262
00:09:59,567 --> 00:10:01,067
I AM SO SORRY.
LET ME HELP YOU.
263
00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:03,667
IT'S YOU.
I KNOW YOU.
264
00:10:03,700 --> 00:10:06,633
THE CITY SCE ARTICLE?
265
00:10:06,667 --> 00:10:08,000
I READ IT LAST NIGHT.
266
00:10:08,033 --> 00:10:10,200
MY ONE AND ONLY
CLAIM TO FAME.
267
00:10:10,233 --> 00:10:12,467
I-- WHAT CAN I SAY?
268
00:10:12,500 --> 00:10:14,000
IT'S GOOD FOR BUSINESS.
269
00:10:14,033 --> 00:10:16,967
BUT I-I-- I'M SO SORRY.
ARE YOU OKAY? DID I HURT YOU?
270
00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:17,967
IT'S FINE, REALLY.
271
00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:18,967
I'M-- I'M-- I'M FINE.
272
00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,200
WELL, IT'S NOT FINE.
273
00:10:20,233 --> 00:10:21,800
I WASN'T WATCHING
WHERE I WAS WALKING,
274
00:10:21,833 --> 00:10:24,733
WHICH IS JUST NOT
VERY GENTLEMANLY OF ME AT ALL.
275
00:10:24,767 --> 00:10:26,767
WHAT IS IT THEY SAY
276
00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:28,467
IN THOSE PUBLIC SERVICE
ANNOUNCEMENTS?
277
00:10:28,500 --> 00:10:30,667
DON'T TEXT AND WALK?
278
00:10:31,767 --> 00:10:33,600
WELL, IF THEY--
IF THEY DON'T SAY THAT,
279
00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,200
THEY PROBABLY SHOULD.
280
00:10:35,233 --> 00:10:37,033
OBVIOUSLY,
I'M A TERRIBLE HAZARD.
281
00:10:37,067 --> 00:10:38,567
OH, GO AHEAD,
TAKE THAT.
282
00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:39,567
I'LL CLEAN
THE REST OF THIS UP.
283
00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:40,567
I GOT IT.
284
00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:41,633
IT'S JUST MY SISTER
285
00:10:41,667 --> 00:10:42,800
RELENTLESSLY TRYING
TO CONTROL MY LIFE.
286
00:10:42,833 --> 00:10:43,967
IT'S NOT IMPORTANT.
287
00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,100
VERY WELL, THEN.
288
00:10:47,933 --> 00:10:48,967
LIAM HENDERSON.
289
00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,133
MIRA SIMON.
290
00:10:50,167 --> 00:10:51,467
MIRA SIMON.
291
00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:53,933
VERY NICE TO RUN INTO YOU.
LITERALLY.
292
00:10:53,967 --> 00:10:55,833
SO, UH, WHAT'S
THE BIG HURRY?
293
00:10:55,867 --> 00:10:57,700
[RINGING]
294
00:10:57,733 --> 00:10:59,600
CAN I ASK YOU
295
00:10:59,633 --> 00:11:00,833
AN ODD FAVOR
THAT MIGHT RUN THE RISK
296
00:11:00,867 --> 00:11:02,967
OF YOU THINKING
I'M A COMPLETE LUNATIC?
297
00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:04,633
IT'S JUST TO GET
MY SISTER OFF MY BACK.
298
00:11:04,667 --> 00:11:07,667
W-WELL, YES.
OBVIOUSLY, NOW I'M INTRIGUED.
299
00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:10,167
[LAUGHS] CAN I TAKE
A PICTURE OF YOU AND ME?
300
00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:11,667
THAT'S THE FAVOR?
THE PICTURE?
301
00:11:11,700 --> 00:11:12,767
UH-HUH.
302
00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:14,967
YEAH, OF COURSE. SURE.
LET'S SHOW YOUR SISTER.
303
00:11:16,567 --> 00:11:18,100
[SHE LAUGHS]
304
00:11:18,133 --> 00:11:19,167
LET ME SEE.
305
00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:21,733
[**]
306
00:11:23,167 --> 00:11:25,167
YEAH, THAT LOOKS GOOD.
I LIKE THAT.
307
00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:27,600
WILL YOU
SEND IT TO ME?
308
00:11:27,633 --> 00:11:29,567
IF YOU--
IF YOU REALLY WANT IT.
309
00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:30,600
DO YOU--
DO YOU REALLY WANT IT?
310
00:11:30,633 --> 00:11:31,867
I REALLY WANT IT.
311
00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:33,600
OKAY.
312
00:11:33,633 --> 00:11:35,733
AND THANKS...
313
00:11:35,767 --> 00:11:36,733
FOR YOUR HELP.
314
00:11:36,767 --> 00:11:37,800
MY PLEASURE.
MY PLEASURE.
315
00:11:39,100 --> 00:11:40,300
GOODBYE.
316
00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:41,800
BYE.
317
00:11:42,867 --> 00:11:43,867
HEY!
318
00:11:45,133 --> 00:11:46,833
DON'T FORGET.
YOU TEXT ME.
319
00:11:47,867 --> 00:11:49,933
[**]
320
00:12:01,033 --> 00:12:03,167
[**]
321
00:12:08,767 --> 00:12:11,967
MAYBE THIS'LL PUT
AN END TO YOUR MEDDLING.
322
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:14,000
APRIL FOOL'S, SOPHIE.
323
00:12:14,033 --> 00:12:17,067
APRIL FOOL'S DAY
CAN BE KIND OF FUN!
324
00:12:17,100 --> 00:12:18,233
[LAUGHS]
325
00:12:19,300 --> 00:12:22,800
[**]
326
00:12:51,967 --> 00:12:54,133
SOMEDAY.
327
00:12:57,933 --> 00:12:59,833
[ANNOUNCER]:
"SHELLY LOOKS FOR LOVE."
328
00:12:59,867 --> 00:13:01,100
[SAM]: HEY, I'M SAM.
329
00:13:01,133 --> 00:13:02,733
I'M BACHELOR NUMBER ONE,
APPARENTLY--
330
00:13:02,767 --> 00:13:04,300
[BROADCAST CONTINUES,
INDISTINCT]
331
00:13:04,333 --> 00:13:05,700
WHAT IS
SHELLY WEARING?
332
00:13:05,733 --> 00:13:06,767
IS THAT A DRESS
333
00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:08,167
OR AN ICE CAPADES
COSTUME?
334
00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:09,200
[ALL SNICKERING]
335
00:13:09,233 --> 00:13:10,867
I'LL GET MY FONDUE POT
WHEN WE'RE READY
336
00:13:10,900 --> 00:13:12,700
TO MOVE ON
TO THE CHOCOLATE.
337
00:13:12,733 --> 00:13:13,700
OH, I LOVE THIS.
338
00:13:13,733 --> 00:13:15,267
KELSEA IN THE SAME
BUILDING AS US?
339
00:13:15,300 --> 00:13:17,133
IT'S LIKE THE DORMS
ALL OVER AGAIN.
340
00:13:19,167 --> 00:13:21,667
UM...
I HAVE SOMETHING...
341
00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:24,267
TO TELL YOU.
342
00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:25,333
I'M MOVING OUT.
343
00:13:25,367 --> 00:13:26,367
[BOTH]: WHERE?
344
00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:28,100
WHAT AM I GONNA DO
WITHOUT MY ROOMMATE?
345
00:13:28,133 --> 00:13:30,300
HERE. IT'S MY PERFECT PLACE.
346
00:13:30,333 --> 00:13:32,867
SLEEK LINES,
BEAUTIFULLY DESIGNED,
347
00:13:32,900 --> 00:13:34,667
WASHER AND DRYER,
IN THE PLACE.
348
00:13:34,700 --> 00:13:35,767
[BROOKE GASPS]
349
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:39,267
WELL, IT'S EVERYTHING YOU'VE
EVER DREAMED OF IN A HOUSE.
350
00:13:39,300 --> 00:13:41,000
HOW ON EARTH
CAN YOU AFFORD THAT?
351
00:13:41,033 --> 00:13:42,000
I CAN'T.
352
00:13:42,033 --> 00:13:43,200
APRIL FOOL'S!
353
00:13:43,233 --> 00:13:44,267
OH!
354
00:13:44,300 --> 00:13:45,767
OKAY, GOOD,
355
00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:47,933
BECAUSE I CAN'T AFFORD
TO MOVE THERE WITH YOU,
356
00:13:47,967 --> 00:13:49,067
AND I LOVE US.
357
00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:52,333
SOMEDAY, THOUGH.
SOMEDAY.
358
00:13:52,367 --> 00:13:53,400
[TV CONTINUES]
359
00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:56,000
UM... WHO IS THIS?
360
00:13:56,033 --> 00:13:57,000
[GASPING]
361
00:13:57,033 --> 00:13:58,733
HE WAS PROFILED
IN CITY BEAT.
362
00:13:58,767 --> 00:14:00,167
YES, HE WAS.
363
00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:02,100
THAT'S LIAM, MY DREAM MAN,
364
00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:04,333
BUT THAT WAS JUST
AN APRIL FOOL'S JOKE ON--
365
00:14:04,367 --> 00:14:05,933
ON SOPHIE.
366
00:14:05,967 --> 00:14:07,300
BUT HE DID ASK ME
TO TEXT HIM THE PICTURE,
367
00:14:07,333 --> 00:14:09,033
SO I THOUGHT
WE'D BE MARRIED BY FRIDAY,
368
00:14:09,067 --> 00:14:12,467
BUT THEN HE NEVER REPLIED.
369
00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:15,100
MY DREAM MAN
HATH FORSAKEN ME.
370
00:14:15,133 --> 00:14:16,733
-[GIRLS SNICKERING]
-[PHONE CHIMES]
371
00:14:16,767 --> 00:14:18,400
AND THERE SHE IS AGAIN!
SHE'S RELENTLESS!
372
00:14:18,433 --> 00:14:20,400
IT'S FROM JONAH.
373
00:14:20,433 --> 00:14:22,900
HE SAYS, "YOU'D BETTER
GET SOME SLEEP TONIGHT."
374
00:14:22,933 --> 00:14:23,900
COME ON.
375
00:14:23,933 --> 00:14:26,967
WHO NEEDS SLEEP?
IT'S APRIL FOOL'S, FOOL.
376
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:30,000
OKAY, WRITE BACK,
"MY IDEA WAS A HIT,
377
00:14:30,033 --> 00:14:32,167
AND I AM NOW THE HEAD
OF THE DEPARTMENT."
378
00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:34,500
BAM! NOW, THAT'S HOW
YOU DO AN APRIL FOOL'S JOKE.
379
00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:38,267
[**]
380
00:14:38,300 --> 00:14:40,100
[ELEVATOR DINGS]
381
00:14:42,467 --> 00:14:44,533
HOLD THE ELEVATOR.
382
00:14:45,767 --> 00:14:48,467
[**]
383
00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:50,000
[MUTTERS]: THANK YOU.
384
00:14:50,033 --> 00:14:52,767
OH! HELLO, MIRA.
385
00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:54,767
GOOD MORNING.
386
00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:57,233
[**]
387
00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:00,400
[THUD]
388
00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:02,500
[GASPING]
389
00:15:02,533 --> 00:15:03,833
UH-OH.
390
00:15:03,867 --> 00:15:05,900
[MIRA CHUCKLES,
PRESSES BUTTON REPEATEDLY]
391
00:15:05,933 --> 00:15:08,533
I THINK WE MIGHT BE STUCK.
392
00:15:08,567 --> 00:15:09,533
NO. WE CAN'T BE STUCK.
393
00:15:09,567 --> 00:15:10,933
IF WE'RE STUCK,
394
00:15:10,967 --> 00:15:12,300
I MIGHT PANIC.
I DON'T WANT TO PANIC.
395
00:15:12,333 --> 00:15:13,500
I DON'T WANT TO PANIC.
396
00:15:13,533 --> 00:15:16,000
I WANT TO STAY REALLY--
[GASPS] ...REALLY CALM.
397
00:15:16,033 --> 00:15:17,133
I DON'T WANT
TO BE TRAPPED
398
00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:19,567
IN THIS 20-SQUARE-FOOT
METAL BOX OF DEATH.
399
00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:21,400
OKAY, WE'RE--
WE'RE NOT STUCK.
400
00:15:21,433 --> 00:15:24,233
WE'RE JUST, UM...
WE'RE JUST NOT MOVING,
401
00:15:24,267 --> 00:15:27,267
BUT, UH, BUT WE WILL.
WE WILL SOON.
402
00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:30,133
SO JUST... JUST
KEEP BREATHING
403
00:15:30,167 --> 00:15:32,333
AND RELAX.
404
00:15:32,367 --> 00:15:34,967
[**]
405
00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:38,233
[SOOTHING VOICE]:
THIS OPENS THE SOLAR PLEXUS
406
00:15:38,267 --> 00:15:40,367
AND IMPROVES CIRCULATION.
407
00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:44,033
NOW TAKE DEEP BREATHS...
INTO YOUR ABDOMEN.
408
00:15:44,067 --> 00:15:45,433
[EXHALING DEEPLY]
409
00:15:45,467 --> 00:15:47,167
YOU'RE GOOD AT THIS.
410
00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:50,267
PEOPLE TELL ME
I'M CALMING.
411
00:15:50,300 --> 00:15:52,033
CALMING.
412
00:15:52,067 --> 00:15:53,967
[BOTH BREATHING DEEPLY]
413
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,133
AND IF MICHAEL
DID READ MY PROPOSAL,
414
00:15:57,167 --> 00:15:58,200
I'LL NEVER KNOW,
415
00:15:58,233 --> 00:15:59,333
BECAUSE WE'RE GONNA
LIVE IN HERE FOREVER
416
00:15:59,367 --> 00:16:00,467
AND EVER AND EVER.
417
00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:02,100
[LAUGHING]
418
00:16:02,133 --> 00:16:04,433
WHAT PROPOSAL
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
419
00:16:04,467 --> 00:16:06,000
OH. MICHAEL'S
GONNA SHOW IT TO YOU
420
00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:07,133
WHEN HE HAS A MOMENT.
421
00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:08,867
I THINK.
422
00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:09,900
I HOPE.
423
00:16:10,967 --> 00:16:12,933
WELL, WE'RE HERE NOW.
424
00:16:12,967 --> 00:16:15,167
I AM A CAPTIVE AUDIENCE.
425
00:16:16,233 --> 00:16:18,500
WHY DON'T YOU SHOW ME?
426
00:16:18,533 --> 00:16:21,167
[**]
427
00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:23,033
AND IT ALL SHOWS UP
ON OUR NEWSFEED.
428
00:16:23,067 --> 00:16:24,600
THERE'S MORE DETAILS
IN THIS REPORT.
429
00:16:24,633 --> 00:16:26,933
[**]
430
00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:34,233
[FLIPS THE PAGE]
431
00:16:34,267 --> 00:16:37,200
[THUNKING AND WHIRRING]
432
00:16:38,967 --> 00:16:40,400
WE'RE MOVING.
433
00:16:41,433 --> 00:16:43,233
[**]
434
00:16:43,267 --> 00:16:45,000
ALEX?
435
00:16:45,033 --> 00:16:47,333
SCHEDULE THE CORPORATE MEETING
FOR 3:00?
436
00:16:47,367 --> 00:16:49,367
MIRA? A PLEASURE.
437
00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:51,933
[CHUCKLING]
438
00:16:51,967 --> 00:16:54,467
[**]
439
00:16:57,067 --> 00:16:59,433
SHE SAID NOTHING.
NO REACTION.
440
00:16:59,467 --> 00:17:01,267
WAS IT PRESUMPTUOUS OF ME
TO SHOW HER?
441
00:17:01,300 --> 00:17:02,367
I MEAN, SHE ASKED,
442
00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:04,367
BUT MAYBE I SHOULD'VE
WAITED FOR MICHAEL.
443
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:07,000
MIRA, OPPORTUNITY KNOCKED
AND YOU WERE READY.
444
00:17:07,033 --> 00:17:08,000
DO YOU THINK BILL GATES
445
00:17:08,033 --> 00:17:09,400
WOULD'VE WAITED
FOR MICHAEL?
446
00:17:09,433 --> 00:17:11,700
WOULD ZUCKERBERG?
WOULD BRANSON?
447
00:17:11,733 --> 00:17:13,267
YOU'RE RIGHT.
448
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:14,667
I JUST HOPE
I DIDN'T MESS UP.
449
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,233
AND, OBVIOUSLY,
THAT TEXT I SENT YOU
450
00:17:16,267 --> 00:17:17,233
WAS AN APRIL FOOL'S JOKE.
451
00:17:17,267 --> 00:17:18,233
[BOTH CHUCKLING]
452
00:17:18,267 --> 00:17:20,100
WELL, IT WASN'T
THAT FAR-FETCHED.
453
00:17:20,133 --> 00:17:22,300
MIRA, YOUR IDEA
IS GOOD.
454
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:24,033
YEAH, WELL, I HOPE
I DIDN'T JUST SECURE MYSELF
455
00:17:24,067 --> 00:17:25,567
A FUTURE IN
OUR CUBICLE FOREVER.
456
00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:28,100
DOESN'T SOUND SO BAD.
457
00:17:28,133 --> 00:17:29,933
UH, HI...
458
00:17:29,967 --> 00:17:31,067
WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?
459
00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:33,467
HI. I WAS JUST
LEAVING YOU A NOTE.
460
00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:35,967
UH, YOU FORGOT THIS.
461
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,533
FORTUNATELY,
462
00:17:37,567 --> 00:17:39,267
YOUR COMPANY NAME WAS ON IT,
SO YOU WERE EASY TO FIND.
463
00:17:39,300 --> 00:17:41,600
THANK YOU
FOR RETURNING IT.
464
00:17:41,633 --> 00:17:44,000
OKAY, I HAVE
A CONFESSION TO MAKE.
465
00:17:44,033 --> 00:17:46,700
UH, THAT IS NOT
THE ONLY REASON THAT I'M HERE.
466
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,567
IT'S THE PICTURE
THAT YOU SENT ME.
467
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:50,333
YOU SEE, I KEEP LOOKING AT IT,
468
00:17:50,367 --> 00:17:51,700
AND, FINALLY, I REALIZED,
469
00:17:51,733 --> 00:17:53,467
I'VE GOT TO TAKE
THIS GIRL OUT TO DINNER,
470
00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:56,200
AND I HAPPEN TO KNOW
A GREAT PLACE.
471
00:17:56,233 --> 00:17:57,533
I MEAN, NOT RIGHT NOW.
472
00:17:57,567 --> 00:17:59,200
IT'S JUST, LIKE,
2:00 IN THE AFTERNOON,
473
00:17:59,233 --> 00:18:01,633
BUT, UH, FRIDAY NIGHT?
474
00:18:01,667 --> 00:18:04,267
I WOULD LIKE THAT.
475
00:18:05,567 --> 00:18:08,200
GREAT. WELL, I'LL--
I'LL CALL YOU THEN.
476
00:18:08,233 --> 00:18:09,600
-GREAT!
-OKAY.
477
00:18:09,633 --> 00:18:10,733
HI.
478
00:18:10,767 --> 00:18:12,367
HEY.
479
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:15,500
[**]
480
00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:22,533
[AWKWARD CHUCKLING]
481
00:18:22,567 --> 00:18:25,167
[**]
482
00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:26,600
THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE.
483
00:18:26,633 --> 00:18:29,033
I KNOW I PROMISED
A NEW STATE OF THE COMPANY
484
00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:30,100
A LITTLE EARLIER,
485
00:18:30,133 --> 00:18:32,067
BUT I HAD
A VERY EXCITING MORNING.
486
00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:33,667
[ALL CHUCKLING]
487
00:18:33,700 --> 00:18:35,000
SEEMS LIKE THESES DAYS,
488
00:18:35,033 --> 00:18:37,333
A NEW SOCIAL NETWORKING
SITE POPS UP,
489
00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:40,333
AND WE'VE GOT TO STAY
AHEAD OF THE CURVE.
490
00:18:40,367 --> 00:18:41,700
YOU'VE BEEN WAITING
FOR ME TO ANNOUNCE
491
00:18:41,733 --> 00:18:44,033
THE NEW VP
OF CREATIVE DEVELOPMENT...
492
00:18:44,067 --> 00:18:46,800
I'M READY TO DO THAT
RIGHT NOW.
493
00:18:50,167 --> 00:18:52,033
THAT PERSON IS...
494
00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:54,500
MIRA SIMON.
495
00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:57,200
[MIRA AND MICHAEL]:
WHAT?
496
00:18:57,233 --> 00:18:58,667
MIRA BROUGHT US
497
00:18:58,700 --> 00:18:59,733
SOME WONDERFUL NEW IDEAS
498
00:18:59,767 --> 00:19:01,600
WE'LL BE IMPLEMENTING
ON THE WEBSITE,
499
00:19:01,633 --> 00:19:02,733
PENDING BOARD APPROVAL.
500
00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:04,800
[JONAH STARTS THE APPLAUSE]
501
00:19:04,833 --> 00:19:07,200
[APPLAUSE BUILDS]
502
00:19:13,167 --> 00:19:14,500
OH, THAT'S NICE.
GOOD FOR YOU.
503
00:19:14,533 --> 00:19:16,700
[ALL APPLAUDING]
504
00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:24,533
YOU'VE BEEN ON MY RADAR
FOR SOME TIME.
505
00:19:24,567 --> 00:19:25,567
I HAD NO IDEA.
506
00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:27,600
YOUR IDEA IS GREAT.
507
00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:29,467
YOU KNOW,
EVERY DECISION THAT I'VE MADE
508
00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:31,067
THAT'S GOTTEN ME
WHERE I AM TODAY
509
00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:32,833
IS BASED ON
MY OWN GOOD JUDGEMENT.
510
00:19:32,867 --> 00:19:34,467
I DON'T MAKE MISTAKES.
511
00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:36,633
SO DON'T BREAK THAT STREAK.
512
00:19:36,667 --> 00:19:40,100
ALRIGHT.
THIS IS YOUR NEW OFFICE.
513
00:19:40,133 --> 00:19:43,167
YOU'LL WANT TO BRIEF YOURSELF
BEFORE THE BOARD.
514
00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:45,400
THE INFORMATION'S
ALL IN THESE BOXES,
515
00:19:45,433 --> 00:19:47,500
AND I CAN HAVE THEM
SHIPPED TO YOUR HOUSE.
516
00:19:47,533 --> 00:19:51,467
THESE BOXES WOULD REQUIRE
AT LEAST 200 SQUARE FEET,
517
00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:53,700
AND I'M ABOUT 50 SHORT.
518
00:19:53,733 --> 00:19:57,067
VERY SMALL APARTMENT,
WITH A VERY PARTICULAR ROOMMATE.
519
00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:58,533
MAKES THAT ELEVATOR
WE WEREN'T STUCK IN
520
00:19:58,567 --> 00:20:00,367
LOOK LIKE VERSAILLES.
521
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,433
OH. WELL,
THE CORPORATE TOWNHOUSE
522
00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:04,133
IS AVAILABLE AS OF TOMORROW.
523
00:20:04,167 --> 00:20:05,467
WE COULD MOVE YOU IN THERE,
IF YOU LIKE.
524
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:07,567
SERIOUSLY?
525
00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:11,200
YOU'RE PART OF
THE EXECUTIVE STAFF NOW,
526
00:20:11,233 --> 00:20:12,600
AND WE'RE GOING TO
TRIPLE YOUR SALARY.
527
00:20:12,633 --> 00:20:14,500
TRI-- TRIPLE?
528
00:20:14,533 --> 00:20:15,667
YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO
GET USED TO IT.
529
00:20:15,700 --> 00:20:17,433
NOW I'VE GOT TO JUMP
ON A CONFERENCE CALL.
530
00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:20,800
IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS,
JUST TALK TO ALEX.
531
00:20:20,833 --> 00:20:22,400
AND BY THE WAY...
532
00:20:22,433 --> 00:20:26,100
THANK YOU FOR SHOWING GRACE
UNDER PRESSURE TODAY.
533
00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:30,567
[SQUEALS]
534
00:20:34,167 --> 00:20:35,533
WOW.
535
00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:38,367
YOU PLAYED AN APRIL FOOL'S JOKE
AND IT ACTUALLY CAME TRUE.
536
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:40,200
NOT JUST ONE JOKE. THREE!
537
00:20:40,233 --> 00:20:41,467
JONAH, LIGHTNING STRUCK.
538
00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:43,267
AND THEN AGAIN. AND AGAIN!
539
00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:46,067
THE GUY
AND THE JOB AND THE HOUSE?
540
00:20:46,100 --> 00:20:47,700
I JUST GOT EVERYTHING
I'VE EVER WANTED,
541
00:20:47,733 --> 00:20:49,267
ALL IN ONE DAY.
542
00:20:49,300 --> 00:20:50,733
[LAUGHS]
543
00:20:56,733 --> 00:20:59,200
THIS IS THE OFFICE
OF MIRA SIMON,
544
00:20:59,233 --> 00:21:01,433
EXECUTIVE
IN CHARGE OF EVERYTHING.
545
00:21:01,467 --> 00:21:02,567
IT'S PRESIDENT OF THE INTERNET
CALLING.
546
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:03,633
HE MUST SPEAK WITH YOU
RIGHT AWAY.
547
00:21:03,667 --> 00:21:05,400
I'M SORRY,
I DO NOT HAVE THE TIME.
548
00:21:05,433 --> 00:21:06,767
WE'RE CREATING
A NEW INTERFACE HERE.
549
00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:10,433
I'M SORRY. SHE'S BUSY.
WE'RE CREATING AN INTERFACE.
550
00:21:10,467 --> 00:21:12,500
[BOTH LAUGHING]
551
00:21:13,567 --> 00:21:15,633
CAN YOU BELIEVE
THIS IS HAPPENING?
552
00:21:15,667 --> 00:21:17,167
OH, AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF,
553
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:19,700
I HAVE A DATE WITH A GORGEOUS
RESTAURATEUR ON FRIDAY.
554
00:21:19,733 --> 00:21:21,700
EVERYTHING A GIRL
COULD ASK FOR.
555
00:21:21,733 --> 00:21:24,300
[LAUGHS]
556
00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:28,333
OKAY, YOU TAKE YOUR IDEA
BEFORE THE BOARD ON THE 23rd,
557
00:21:28,367 --> 00:21:30,600
WHICH GIVES US
ABOUT THREE WEEKS.
558
00:21:30,633 --> 00:21:32,400
WE CAN START PREPPING AS SOON
559
00:21:32,433 --> 00:21:33,600
AS I GET BACK FROM LONDON,
ON TUESDAY.
560
00:21:33,633 --> 00:21:35,467
OKAY. I'LL HAVE
ALL MY MATERIALS FOR YOU.
561
00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:36,767
GOOD.
562
00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:39,267
YOU'LL WANT TO BRIEF YOUR TEAM
ABOUT THE NEW INTERFACE.
563
00:21:39,300 --> 00:21:40,867
THEY'LL NEED TO KNOW
WHAT'S COMING.
564
00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:43,733
PENDING BOARD APPROVAL,
OF COURSE.
565
00:21:43,767 --> 00:21:46,267
YOU'RE THE NEW HEAD
OF CREATIVE NOW,
566
00:21:46,300 --> 00:21:50,167
SO YOU'LL BE
RUNNING THE STAFF MEETING.
567
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:52,400
THEY'LL BE LOOKING
TO YOU FOR DIRECTION.
568
00:21:52,433 --> 00:21:55,167
WOW. LOOKING TO ME
FOR DIRECTION.
569
00:21:56,267 --> 00:21:58,367
ARE YOU UP TO THIS?
570
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:01,667
YES! I-I-I'VE WATCHED
MICHAEL RUN DOZENS.
571
00:22:01,700 --> 00:22:02,967
I CAN DO THIS.
572
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,533
I KNOW YOU CAN.
573
00:22:04,567 --> 00:22:05,800
I'VE GOT FAITH IN YOU.
574
00:22:07,700 --> 00:22:09,967
[**]
575
00:22:14,567 --> 00:22:15,633
[KNOCKS]
576
00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:17,767
YOU GOT A SECOND?
577
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:19,233
ANYTHING FOR YOU, BOSS.
578
00:22:19,267 --> 00:22:21,333
[CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY]
579
00:22:21,367 --> 00:22:23,533
LOOK. I-I KNOW THIS IS AWKWARD,
580
00:22:23,567 --> 00:22:25,267
AND I WAS...
581
00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:29,500
I WAS AS SURPRISED AS YOU WERE
BY THE PROMOTION, BUT...
582
00:22:29,533 --> 00:22:32,767
I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I--
I VALUE YOUR EXPERIENCE,
583
00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:35,233
AND I'M GOING TO NEED YOU.
584
00:22:35,267 --> 00:22:37,667
AND I HOPE
THAT WE CAN COME TOGETHER
585
00:22:37,700 --> 00:22:39,633
AND DO WHAT'S BEST
FOR THE COMPANY.
586
00:22:39,667 --> 00:22:41,633
I ALREADY TALKED
TO ERIN ABOUT IT,
587
00:22:41,667 --> 00:22:43,667
AND DON'T WORRY,
IT'S NOT MY FIRST RODEO.
588
00:22:43,700 --> 00:22:44,867
I'LL PULL MY WEIGHT.
589
00:22:44,900 --> 00:22:46,533
I'M NOT WORRIED
THAT YOU WON'T.
590
00:22:46,567 --> 00:22:47,700
I JUST DON'T WANT THIS
591
00:22:47,733 --> 00:22:48,867
TO MAKE THINGS
TOO UNCOMFORTABLE.
592
00:22:48,900 --> 00:22:51,667
TOO LATE.
THE DISCOMFORT IS INEVITABLE.
593
00:22:51,700 --> 00:22:53,733
YOU WON. I LOST.
594
00:22:53,767 --> 00:22:55,767
WE LIVE WITH IT,
595
00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:58,800
WE CO-EXIST,
WE GET THE JOB DONE.
596
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:01,467
OKAY, THEN.
597
00:23:01,500 --> 00:23:02,533
OKAY.
598
00:23:02,567 --> 00:23:04,467
GOOD TALK.
599
00:23:05,533 --> 00:23:06,533
AH.
600
00:23:06,567 --> 00:23:09,400
[**]
601
00:23:16,567 --> 00:23:18,833
LIVING ROOM. OBVIOUSLY.
602
00:23:18,867 --> 00:23:20,367
I WOULD LEAVE YOU
FOR THIS PLACE, TOO.
603
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:21,733
AND THE KITCHEN
IS THIS WAY.
604
00:23:21,767 --> 00:23:22,733
WAIT!
605
00:23:22,767 --> 00:23:25,033
I HAVE TO PREPARE YOU,
BEFORE WE GO IN.
606
00:23:25,067 --> 00:23:26,967
I HAVE A DISHWASHER.
607
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,633
OH! EVERY DAY I HAVE TO
GO WITHOUT A DISHWASHER,
608
00:23:29,667 --> 00:23:30,933
MY SOUL DIES A LITTLE.
609
00:23:30,967 --> 00:23:32,600
I FEEL THE SAME WAY
ABOUT A BATHTUB.
610
00:23:32,633 --> 00:23:34,367
I HAVE TWO OF THOSE.
611
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:35,300
MIRA, IT'S ALL
HAPPENING!
612
00:23:35,333 --> 00:23:37,367
THIS NEW JOB,
YOUR DATE TOMORROW,
613
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:38,933
THIS INCREDIBLE HOUSE.
614
00:23:38,967 --> 00:23:40,600
WELL, YOU GUYS
ARE MORE THAN WELCOME
615
00:23:40,633 --> 00:23:41,967
TO STAY WITH ME ANY TIME.
616
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,500
I'LL BE THE CONSUMMATE HOST.
617
00:23:43,533 --> 00:23:44,667
IT'S GORGEOUS.
618
00:23:44,700 --> 00:23:46,367
IT'S JUST
SO FAR UPTOWN.
619
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:47,567
YEAH, IT TOOK US
THREE TRAINS
620
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:49,033
AND A SIX-BLOCK WALK
TO GET HERE.
621
00:23:49,067 --> 00:23:50,967
IT'LL TAKE ME TWO HOURS
TO GET TO WORK.
622
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,600
BUT WE WILL COME OUT
AND VISIT ALL THE TIME.
623
00:23:53,633 --> 00:23:56,000
WE'LL WATCH SHELLY HERE,
WE'LL HAVE OUR FONDUE NIGHTS.
624
00:23:56,033 --> 00:23:57,600
YOU WON'T BE ABLE
TO GET RID OF US.
625
00:23:57,633 --> 00:23:58,633
WE PROMISE.
626
00:23:58,667 --> 00:23:59,633
WELL, IF ONLY
627
00:23:59,667 --> 00:24:01,533
TO TAKE A BATH.
628
00:24:01,567 --> 00:24:02,600
SHOW US
TO THE TUBS?
629
00:24:02,633 --> 00:24:04,433
[**]
630
00:24:04,467 --> 00:24:06,400
AND SINCE YOURPAGE
PULLS THE INFORMATION
631
00:24:06,433 --> 00:24:08,667
FROM YOUR THREE FAVORITE SITES
ONTO OUR WEB PAGE--
632
00:24:08,700 --> 00:24:10,667
WHETHER IT'S BUSINESS, DATING,
633
00:24:10,700 --> 00:24:12,067
OR THE PLACE WHERE YOU POST
634
00:24:12,100 --> 00:24:13,867
THE BILLIONTH PICTURE
OF YOUR KIDS--
635
00:24:13,900 --> 00:24:15,500
IT OPENS US UP TO NEW USERS.
636
00:24:15,533 --> 00:24:19,100
AND THAT'S
THE NEW, UM, YOURPAGE.
637
00:24:19,133 --> 00:24:21,533
[EVERYONE APPLAUDING]
638
00:24:23,767 --> 00:24:25,433
AND LUCKY FOR ME,
639
00:24:25,467 --> 00:24:26,967
I HAVE THE BEST TEAM
IN THE BUSINESS
640
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,333
RIGHT HERE IN THIS ROOM.
641
00:24:28,367 --> 00:24:30,033
WHEN IS THE BOARD MEETING?
642
00:24:30,067 --> 00:24:31,600
WE HAVE A COUPLE WEEKS TO PREP,
643
00:24:31,633 --> 00:24:33,667
SO WE'LL HIT THE GROUND RUNNING
WHEN ERIN RETURNS NEXT WEEK,
644
00:24:33,700 --> 00:24:35,333
AND I WILL NEED
ALL OF YOUR HELP.
645
00:24:35,367 --> 00:24:36,400
WE'RE HERE
FOR YOU, MIRA.
646
00:24:36,433 --> 00:24:37,533
WHATEVER YOU NEED.
647
00:24:37,567 --> 00:24:38,633
THANK YOU.
648
00:24:38,667 --> 00:24:39,767
AND FOR THE NEXT MEETING,
649
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:41,433
I'D LOVE FOR EACH OF YOU
TO PITCH THREE IDEAS
650
00:24:41,467 --> 00:24:42,700
FOR THE NEW DESIGN.
651
00:24:42,733 --> 00:24:45,867
AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW
THAT MY DOOR IS ALWAYS OPEN,
652
00:24:45,900 --> 00:24:47,033
WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER,
653
00:24:47,067 --> 00:24:49,667
AND I CANNOT WAIT
TO GET STARTED.
654
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:04,500
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO
BELIEVE THIS.
655
00:25:04,533 --> 00:25:05,867
WELL, AFTER EVERYTHING
THAT'S HAPPENED,
656
00:25:05,900 --> 00:25:07,700
I WILL BELIEVE
JUST ABOUT ANYTHING.
657
00:25:07,733 --> 00:25:10,167
MY BUSINESS CARDS CAME IN.
658
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:13,667
MIRA SIMON,
VP CREATIVE DEVELOPMENT.
659
00:25:13,700 --> 00:25:15,567
I AM REALLY PROUD OF YOU.
660
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:18,667
ONLY, UH, YOU DON'T
EXACTLY LOOK LIKE
661
00:25:18,700 --> 00:25:19,933
A VP OF
CREATIVE DEVELOPMENT,
662
00:25:19,967 --> 00:25:22,633
MORE LIKE A HOBO WHO JUST
WALKED OUT OF A YOGA CLASS.
663
00:25:22,667 --> 00:25:26,067
AND YOU HAVE NOTHING
TO WEAR FOR THIS DATE TONIGHT.
664
00:25:26,100 --> 00:25:28,000
I KNOW, IT'S BAD.
665
00:25:28,033 --> 00:25:29,900
AND I'VE WORN THE SAME PANTS
EVERY DAY THIS WEEK,
666
00:25:29,933 --> 00:25:31,933
BUT THEY'RE ALL I HAVE
OTHER THAN JEANS, SOPHIE.
667
00:25:31,967 --> 00:25:34,533
HMM. YOU KNOW, MIRA.
668
00:25:34,567 --> 00:25:36,867
IT'S TIME TO TAKE OFF
THE FLOATIES
669
00:25:36,900 --> 00:25:38,767
AND GET SOME REAL CLOTHES.
670
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:40,600
SOME EXECUTIVE CLOTHES.
671
00:25:40,633 --> 00:25:42,700
WOW! I'M AN EXECUTIVE NOW.
672
00:25:42,733 --> 00:25:44,433
MM-HMM.
673
00:25:44,467 --> 00:25:46,667
IT'S LIKE,
ONE NIGHT, I FELL ASLEEP,
674
00:25:46,700 --> 00:25:48,467
AND WOKE UP THE NEXT MORNING,
675
00:25:48,500 --> 00:25:50,633
AND MY BIG OPPORTUNITY
JUST DROPPED IN MY LAP.
676
00:25:50,667 --> 00:25:52,133
IT COULDN'T BE MORE PERFECT.
677
00:25:52,167 --> 00:25:53,667
FOR THE ZILLIONTH TIME,
678
00:25:53,700 --> 00:25:55,567
THERE IS NO SUCH THING
AS PERFECT.
679
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:57,400
LIAM SEEMS PRETTY PERFECT
TO ME.
680
00:25:57,433 --> 00:25:59,967
HE HAS A FLAW, MIRA.
EVERYBODY DOES.
681
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,200
FINE. I WILL LET YOU KNOW
THE SECOND I FIND ONE,
682
00:26:02,233 --> 00:26:03,800
WHICH I PROBABLY NEVER WILL.
683
00:26:03,833 --> 00:26:05,933
[LAUGHS]
684
00:26:05,967 --> 00:26:07,933
ALRIGHT.
NINJA SHOPPING TIME.
685
00:26:07,967 --> 00:26:10,167
YOU HAVE ONE HOUR
TO BUY A DRESS.
686
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:13,100
MY TREAT. CONGRATULATIONS
ON BECOMING SUCH A BIG-SHOT.
687
00:26:14,700 --> 00:26:17,200
THANK YOU, SOPH.
688
00:26:18,833 --> 00:26:20,233
YOUR RESTAURANT
IS SO BEAUTIFUL.
689
00:26:20,267 --> 00:26:21,733
I'VE BEEN
WANTING TO TRY IT
690
00:26:21,767 --> 00:26:22,933
SINCE I READ ABOUT IT,
691
00:26:22,967 --> 00:26:23,900
AND I LOVE
692
00:26:23,933 --> 00:26:25,667
THAT YOU NAMED IT
AFTER YOUR GRANDMOTHER.
693
00:26:25,700 --> 00:26:26,833
WELL, I ACTUALLY GOT
MY LOVE OF FOOD
694
00:26:26,867 --> 00:26:28,733
FROM GRANDMA MILLIE.
695
00:26:28,767 --> 00:26:31,100
THAT IS SO SWEET.
696
00:26:31,133 --> 00:26:34,033
WELL, COINCIDENTLY, "SWEET"
IS THE RULE HERE AT MILLICENT'S.
697
00:26:34,067 --> 00:26:35,667
EVERYBODY HERE
HAS TO HAVE DESSERT,
698
00:26:35,700 --> 00:26:37,600
BECAUSE GRANDMA MILLIE
LIVES FOR DESSERT.
699
00:26:37,633 --> 00:26:38,967
WELL, THAT
AND HER GRANDKIDS.
700
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:42,100
MY SISTER HAS ALREADY
GIVEN HER A GREAT-GRANDCHILD,
701
00:26:42,133 --> 00:26:45,600
SO I GUESS I'VE GOT TO GET
ON THE BALL HERE AND CATCH UP.
702
00:26:46,667 --> 00:26:48,167
-CHEERS.
-CHEERS.
703
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:51,767
MM.
704
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:53,933
WELL, WE OPENED
THREE YEARS AGO,
705
00:26:53,967 --> 00:26:56,900
AND I FEEL VERY LUCKY
THAT IT'S THIS SUCCESSFUL.
706
00:26:56,933 --> 00:26:58,867
IT'S... PERFECT.
707
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:03,933
I'M SORRY. WOULD YOU MIND
EXCUSING ME FOR JUST ONE MINUTE?
708
00:27:03,967 --> 00:27:05,900
SURE.
709
00:27:10,667 --> 00:27:12,700
HERE WE GO.
710
00:27:12,733 --> 00:27:14,167
OH, HE PICKED THE MENU HIMSELF.
711
00:27:15,700 --> 00:27:18,033
I BET HE BRINGS
ALL THE GIRLS HERE, RIGHT?
712
00:27:18,067 --> 00:27:19,267
[QUIET CHUCKLE]
713
00:27:19,300 --> 00:27:20,800
BETWEEN YOU AND ME,
714
00:27:20,833 --> 00:27:22,567
YOU'RE THE FIRST DATE
I'VE SEEN HIM BRING HERE.
715
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:24,967
HE MUST REALLY LIKE YOU.
716
00:27:26,100 --> 00:27:27,900
-ENJOY.
-THANK YOU.
717
00:27:29,100 --> 00:27:31,567
[FOOTSTEPS]
718
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:32,867
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
719
00:27:32,900 --> 00:27:34,033
ONE OF OUR REGULARS.
720
00:27:34,067 --> 00:27:36,167
I JUST WANTED TO SAY
A QUICK HELLO.
721
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:37,300
YOU KNOW,
REPEAT BUSINESS
722
00:27:37,333 --> 00:27:39,900
HAS BEEN SO MUCH THE KEY
TO OUR SUCCESS HERE.
723
00:27:39,933 --> 00:27:43,000
IT'S SO IMPORTANT THAT
MY CUSTOMERS KNOW THAT I CARE.
724
00:27:44,067 --> 00:27:46,200
MM.
725
00:27:46,233 --> 00:27:48,067
MILLIE'S FAMOUS CRAB CAKES.
726
00:27:48,100 --> 00:27:49,867
THEY SMELL DELICIOUS.
727
00:27:49,900 --> 00:27:52,567
WELL, YOU'RE GONNA
LOVE 'EM.
728
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:54,233
[CUTLERY CLINKS ON PLATE]
729
00:27:54,267 --> 00:27:57,200
[**]
730
00:27:57,233 --> 00:27:58,933
MM.
731
00:27:58,967 --> 00:28:01,033
[CHUCKLES]
732
00:28:01,067 --> 00:28:02,800
AND THE WATER WAS--
WAS CRYSTAL-CLEAR BLUE,
733
00:28:02,833 --> 00:28:05,233
LIKE NOTHING I'VE EVER
SEEN IN MY LIFE.
734
00:28:05,267 --> 00:28:06,333
IN THAT MOMENT,
735
00:28:06,367 --> 00:28:09,233
I SWORE THAT I WOULD GO
BACK TO BALI ONE DAY.
736
00:28:09,267 --> 00:28:11,933
BALI...
737
00:28:11,967 --> 00:28:14,333
YEAH. YOU'D LOVE IT.
738
00:28:14,367 --> 00:28:16,367
IT'S-- IT'S
SO PEACEFUL THERE.
739
00:28:17,933 --> 00:28:20,233
I THINK YOU SHOULD GO
WITH ME THE NEXT TIME.
740
00:28:20,267 --> 00:28:22,833
[LAUGHING]
YOU JUST MET ME!
741
00:28:22,867 --> 00:28:24,900
I HAVE VERY GOOD
PEOPLE INSTINCTS.
742
00:28:24,933 --> 00:28:27,667
ALSO, I DON'T REALLY
BELIEVE IN ACCIDENTS,
743
00:28:27,700 --> 00:28:30,667
SO WHEN A BEAUTIFUL,
CHARMING WOMAN
744
00:28:30,700 --> 00:28:33,700
COMES FROM OUT OF NOWHERE
AND SWEEPS ME OFF MY FEET--
745
00:28:33,733 --> 00:28:35,100
LITERALLY--
746
00:28:35,133 --> 00:28:38,100
I CAN'T JUST SIT BACK
AND DO NOTHING.
747
00:28:39,267 --> 00:28:41,667
[**]
748
00:28:54,033 --> 00:28:56,233
[**]
749
00:28:59,067 --> 00:29:01,833
I WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
750
00:29:01,867 --> 00:29:03,400
TOMORROW.
751
00:29:03,433 --> 00:29:05,733
OR THE NEXT DAY.
752
00:29:05,767 --> 00:29:07,033
NO, I WANNA SEE YOU
753
00:29:07,067 --> 00:29:08,367
TOMORROW
AND THE NEXT DAY.
754
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:11,133
[LAUGHS]
755
00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:17,733
[**]
756
00:29:21,267 --> 00:29:23,900
[DOOR SHUTS]
757
00:29:26,833 --> 00:29:28,933
[**]
758
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:36,933
[CHUCKLING]
759
00:29:36,967 --> 00:29:38,800
OH, I HAVE TO GO.
760
00:29:38,833 --> 00:29:41,667
MY PERSONAL SHOPPER
HAS ARRIVED.
761
00:29:41,700 --> 00:29:42,967
BYE. HI!
762
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,433
HI.
763
00:29:44,467 --> 00:29:45,433
YOU'RE NOT DONE?
764
00:29:45,467 --> 00:29:47,833
I'M SORRY,
I GOT DISTRACTED BY LIAM.
765
00:29:47,867 --> 00:29:49,000
DID YOU FIND HIS FLAW YET?
766
00:29:49,033 --> 00:29:50,267
NO.
767
00:29:50,300 --> 00:29:51,933
BUT I'LL KEEP LOOKING FOR IT,
IF IT'LL MAKE YOU HAPPY.
768
00:29:51,967 --> 00:29:53,267
WELL, DON'T GET ME WRONG.
769
00:29:53,300 --> 00:29:56,333
I DON'T WANT HIM TO HAVE A FLAW,
I JUST KNOW THAT HE DOES.
770
00:29:56,367 --> 00:29:58,167
COME ON,
HURRY UP.
771
00:29:58,200 --> 00:29:59,267
THERE IS NOTHING I LOVE MORE
772
00:29:59,300 --> 00:30:00,800
THAN SPENDING
OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY.
773
00:30:00,833 --> 00:30:02,300
DID YOU GET YOUR FIRST
EXECUTIVE PAYCHECK YET?
774
00:30:02,333 --> 00:30:03,933
JUST THIS MORNING.
775
00:30:03,967 --> 00:30:05,000
WELL, KISS IT GOODBYE.
776
00:30:05,033 --> 00:30:06,367
[**]
777
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:07,700
HOW DID I EVER LET YOU
778
00:30:07,733 --> 00:30:09,300
TALK ME INTO BUYING
SUCH AN EXPENSIVE SCARF?
779
00:30:09,333 --> 00:30:11,800
WHAT'S THE MESSAGE
YOU WANT TO SEND, MIRA?
780
00:30:11,833 --> 00:30:15,100
A $2.00 SCARF
FROM THE STREET CORNER,
781
00:30:15,133 --> 00:30:16,900
OR A WORK OF ART
782
00:30:16,933 --> 00:30:18,233
IN POWER COLORS
783
00:30:18,267 --> 00:30:19,400
THAT SCREAMS "SUCCESS"?
784
00:30:19,433 --> 00:30:21,167
I GUESS THE SECOND ONE.
785
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:23,233
PERCEPTION IS EVERYTHING.
786
00:30:23,267 --> 00:30:24,767
PERCEPTION AND CONFIDENCE.
787
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:26,267
YOU ARE WHAT YOU PORTRAY.
788
00:30:26,300 --> 00:30:27,900
SO...
789
00:30:27,933 --> 00:30:29,833
WHO DO YOU WANT TO BE?
790
00:30:29,867 --> 00:30:31,967
I WANT TO BE
THAT GIRL.
791
00:30:33,933 --> 00:30:37,167
BUT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
TEACH ME HOW TO TIE THIS.
792
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:38,700
[LAUGHS]
793
00:30:38,733 --> 00:30:41,300
THE LAST PIECE
OF THE PUZZLE IS IN.
794
00:30:41,333 --> 00:30:44,167
YOU'RE NOW THE PERSON
YOU'VE ALWAYS DREAMT OF BEING.
795
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:45,667
HANG UP YOUR YOGA PANTS,
BABY SIS,
796
00:30:45,700 --> 00:30:48,967
BECAUSE THERE IS
A NEW MIRA IN TOWN.
797
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,767
[**]
798
00:31:04,833 --> 00:31:07,333
[**]
799
00:31:12,333 --> 00:31:15,467
[**]
800
00:31:21,500 --> 00:31:24,300
I SEE A LOT CHANGED
WHILE I WAS IN LONDON.
801
00:31:25,767 --> 00:31:27,100
I WENT SHOPPING.
802
00:31:27,133 --> 00:31:29,167
I SEE THAT.
803
00:31:30,933 --> 00:31:33,300
MIRA, WE'VE GOT TO OPEN BIG
WITH THE BOARD.
804
00:31:33,333 --> 00:31:35,867
WE WON'T HAVE
THEIR ATTENTION LONG,
805
00:31:35,900 --> 00:31:37,833
SO I THOUGHT WE'D BEGIN
BY SAYING
806
00:31:37,867 --> 00:31:40,733
THAT WE'RE THE FIRST COMPANY
TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS,
807
00:31:40,767 --> 00:31:42,367
WHICH IS ALREADY
A BIG WIN.
808
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:44,100
AND THEY WON'T THINK
IT'S WEIRD
809
00:31:44,133 --> 00:31:45,867
THAT A LOWER-LEVEL
PROJECT MANAGER
810
00:31:45,900 --> 00:31:47,867
IS NOW RUNNING THIS REDESIGN?
811
00:31:47,900 --> 00:31:51,300
YOU ARE NO LONGER
A LOWER-LEVEL EXECUTIVE.
812
00:31:51,333 --> 00:31:54,100
YOU GOTTA STOP
THINKING OF YOURSELF AS ONE.
813
00:31:54,133 --> 00:31:56,533
YOU'RE RIGHT.
814
00:31:58,233 --> 00:32:00,367
WILLIAM CUDDY.
HE ALWAYS LOOKS ANGRY.
815
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:01,800
THAT'S JUST HIS NATURAL STATE,
816
00:32:01,833 --> 00:32:04,267
BUT HE VOLUNTEERS WITH
RESCUE DOGS ON THE WEEKENDS.
817
00:32:04,300 --> 00:32:06,067
-HOLLY--
-"HEIDI."
818
00:32:06,100 --> 00:32:07,300
HEIDI!
HEIDI SAXTON.
819
00:32:07,333 --> 00:32:08,933
SMART AS A WHIP,
TOUGH AS NAILS.
820
00:32:08,967 --> 00:32:10,067
SHE'LL ASK ALL
THE HARD QUESTIONS.
821
00:32:10,100 --> 00:32:11,800
[**]
822
00:32:11,833 --> 00:32:13,267
SHOOT.
823
00:32:14,533 --> 00:32:15,533
I CAN'T REMEMBER THIS GUY.
824
00:32:15,567 --> 00:32:16,833
BLAINE BANNISTER.
825
00:32:16,867 --> 00:32:17,800
BLAINE BANNISTER.
826
00:32:17,833 --> 00:32:19,067
HIS FATHER
MADE A KILLING
827
00:32:19,100 --> 00:32:20,400
WHEN FRONT SOURCE WENT PUBLIC.
828
00:32:20,433 --> 00:32:22,167
HE KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT TECH,
829
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:24,567
BUT DOESN'T WANT US
TO KNOW THAT
830
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:27,867
AND HE IS A DEFINITE "YES"
FOR US.
831
00:32:29,500 --> 00:32:31,967
UH, I'M SO SORRY
TO KEEP YOU WAITING!
832
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,067
AND I KNOW TODAY YOU WERE
GONNA PRESENT YOUR IDEAS,
833
00:32:34,100 --> 00:32:35,300
BUT ERIN AND I
HAVE BEEN SO CRAZED
834
00:32:35,333 --> 00:32:36,400
WITH BOARD MEETING PREP,
835
00:32:36,433 --> 00:32:39,133
SO TODAY'S MEETING
WILL BE ABBREVIATED.
836
00:32:39,167 --> 00:32:41,133
BUT I-I AM EXCITED TO HEAR
ALL OF YOUR IDEAS,
837
00:32:41,167 --> 00:32:42,933
SO HOLD ONTO WHATEVER
YOU'VE COME UP WITH,
838
00:32:42,967 --> 00:32:44,400
AND WE'LL GO OVER IT SOON.
839
00:32:44,433 --> 00:32:45,800
DO YOU NEED
ANY HELP WITH ANYTHING?
840
00:32:45,833 --> 00:32:46,833
THANKS, BUT...
[EXHALES]
841
00:32:46,867 --> 00:32:48,267
I THINK I'VE GOT IT.
842
00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:50,033
SO YOU ALL JUST KEEP DOING
WHAT YOU'RE DOING
843
00:32:50,067 --> 00:32:51,100
AND WE'LL REGROUP TOMORROW.
844
00:32:51,133 --> 00:32:53,167
[**]
845
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:54,833
OKAY?
846
00:32:54,867 --> 00:32:56,367
THANKS.
847
00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:59,033
[**]
848
00:33:06,067 --> 00:33:07,467
AD SALES
SENT OVER SOME LOGOS
849
00:33:07,500 --> 00:33:09,100
SO WE CAN USE REAL ADS
ON THE WEB PAGE PROTOTYPE.
850
00:33:09,133 --> 00:33:10,533
[KNOCKS]
851
00:33:10,567 --> 00:33:13,033
LIAM. [GASPS]
852
00:33:13,067 --> 00:33:15,167
I LOST TRACK OF TIME.
853
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:16,167
I TRIED CALLING.
854
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:18,333
IT'S ON VIBRATE.
I'M-- I'M SORRY.
855
00:33:18,367 --> 00:33:21,467
NO, NO, I'M SO SORRY
FOR-FOR INTERRUPTING YOUR WORK.
856
00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:23,167
SHOULD--
SHOULD WE CANCEL?
857
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:24,367
UM...
858
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:25,600
NO. YOU GO.
859
00:33:25,633 --> 00:33:27,167
I'LL KEEP AT IT.
860
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:28,900
YOU CAN APPROVE IT
WHEN YOU GET BACK.
861
00:33:28,933 --> 00:33:30,567
OKAY. I'LL COME BACK
RIGHT AFTER DINNER.
862
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:31,633
YEAH.
863
00:33:31,667 --> 00:33:32,933
HOW DOES
A BURGER SOUND?
864
00:33:32,967 --> 00:33:34,233
I'VE BEEN CRAVING ONE ALL DAY.
865
00:33:34,267 --> 00:33:36,467
ACTUALLY, I'VE GOT
RESERVATIONS FOR US
866
00:33:36,500 --> 00:33:38,000
AT WHITE LOTUS.
867
00:33:38,033 --> 00:33:40,567
WHITE LOTUS? I HEARD THAT PLACE
IS IMPOSSIBLE TO GET INTO.
868
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:42,533
I MIGHT KNOW A GUY.
869
00:33:42,567 --> 00:33:43,933
I DON'T KNOW
IF I HAVE TIME FOR THAT.
870
00:33:43,967 --> 00:33:45,967
JONAH AND I ARE RIGHT IN
THE MIDDLE OF THIS PROPOSAL.
871
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,267
LISTEN, IT'LL TAKE
A TAD LONGER THAN A BURGER,
872
00:33:47,300 --> 00:33:49,500
BUT I PROMISE
TO HAVE YOU BACK HERE
873
00:33:49,533 --> 00:33:50,500
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT.
874
00:33:50,533 --> 00:33:51,633
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
875
00:33:55,433 --> 00:33:57,000
THANKS, JONAH.
876
00:33:57,033 --> 00:33:59,433
[**]
877
00:34:02,333 --> 00:34:04,700
THANK YOU.
878
00:34:07,633 --> 00:34:09,233
AHEM.
879
00:34:09,267 --> 00:34:12,533
WOW. THAT WAS, LIKE, THE SEVENTH
THING THEY BROUGHT OUT.
880
00:34:12,567 --> 00:34:15,267
WELL, IT'S A--
IT'S A 16-COURSE TASTING MENU.
881
00:34:15,300 --> 00:34:17,133
[LAUGHS] 16 COURSES.
882
00:34:19,267 --> 00:34:21,567
OH. YOU'RE NOT KIDDING?
883
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:24,533
16 DELICIOUS COURSES.
884
00:34:24,567 --> 00:34:25,633
WOW.
885
00:34:25,667 --> 00:34:27,700
AHEM.
886
00:34:27,733 --> 00:34:29,667
[**]
887
00:34:40,667 --> 00:34:42,067
MM.
888
00:34:42,100 --> 00:34:45,233
MONKFISH-LIVER CREAM
WITH BLACK SEA BREAM CAVIAR
889
00:34:45,267 --> 00:34:47,000
AND TOASTED
WILD CHANTERELLES.
890
00:34:47,033 --> 00:34:48,533
[LIAM]: MM.
891
00:34:48,567 --> 00:34:50,633
[CHUCKLES] DO YOU THINK
I COULD JUST GET A BURGER?
892
00:34:50,667 --> 00:34:52,567
[LIAM CHUCKLES]
893
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:55,100
OH. SHE'S JOKING.
894
00:34:56,167 --> 00:34:57,467
[SERVER CLEARS HIS THROAT]
895
00:35:09,367 --> 00:35:11,333
I KNEW YOU'D LOVE IT.
896
00:35:11,367 --> 00:35:13,233
LISTEN, LIAM,
THIS IS AMAZING,
897
00:35:13,267 --> 00:35:16,167
AND EACH DISH IS AS BEAUTIFUL
AS THE LAST,
898
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:18,133
BUT I LEFT JONAH AT WORK
AND...
899
00:35:18,167 --> 00:35:19,700
I FEEL GUILTY!
900
00:35:19,733 --> 00:35:22,667
OH, WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T
FEEL GUILTY, MIRA.
901
00:35:22,700 --> 00:35:25,300
YOU-- YOU DESERVE THIS.
902
00:35:25,333 --> 00:35:27,667
IT'S REALLY SWEET
THAT YOU CARE SO MUCH,
903
00:35:27,700 --> 00:35:31,000
BUT THIS IS TAKING WAY LONGER
THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD.
904
00:35:31,033 --> 00:35:33,600
[CONFUSED CHUCKLE]
I THOUGHT YOU'D LOVE IT.
905
00:35:33,633 --> 00:35:35,167
YOU KNOW,
THERE'S A YEAR WAITING LIST
906
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:37,000
TO GET INTO THIS PLACE.
I JUST WANTED TO SURPRISE YOU.
907
00:35:37,033 --> 00:35:38,000
UH, NO, IT'S-IT'S...
IT'S AMAZING,
908
00:35:38,033 --> 00:35:39,333
I JUST WISH I WASN'T
SO DISTRACTED
909
00:35:39,367 --> 00:35:40,600
BY THE TIME IT'S TAKING.
910
00:35:40,633 --> 00:35:43,533
I HAVE SO MUCH TO DO
BACK AT THE OFFICE.
911
00:35:43,567 --> 00:35:46,000
MIRA, YOU WORK HARD.
LET ME SPOIL YOU.
912
00:35:46,033 --> 00:35:47,300
THANK YOU, LIAM.
913
00:35:47,333 --> 00:35:48,733
THAT'S...
914
00:35:48,767 --> 00:35:50,400
A REALLY SWEET THOUGHT,
915
00:35:50,433 --> 00:35:52,100
AND I'D LOVE FOR YOU SPOIL ME
916
00:35:52,133 --> 00:35:53,567
AFTER THE BOARD MEETING.
917
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:54,700
[LIAM CHUCKLES]
918
00:35:54,733 --> 00:35:58,300
YOU KNOW, IT CAN'T ALL
BE WORK, WORK, WORK.
919
00:35:58,333 --> 00:36:02,067
YOU HAVE TO GIVE YOURSELF
TIME TO ENJOY LIFE, TOO.
920
00:36:02,100 --> 00:36:04,367
LOOK, WE ONLY HAVE
A FEW MORE COURSES LEFT,
921
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:05,567
SO LET'S JUST
922
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:07,400
SAVOR THE MOMENT TOGETHER.
923
00:36:07,433 --> 00:36:10,267
[**]
924
00:36:12,467 --> 00:36:15,100
[**]
925
00:36:32,767 --> 00:36:34,367
I'M BACK, SLEEPY-HEAD.
926
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:35,467
[WEARY GROAN]
927
00:36:35,500 --> 00:36:37,567
HOW WAS DINNER?
928
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:38,833
DOES WHITE LOTUS
EVEN SERVE BURGERS?
929
00:36:38,867 --> 00:36:42,467
NOT EVEN CLOSE.
930
00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:43,833
I'M SORRY THAT TOOK SO LONG.
931
00:36:43,867 --> 00:36:45,833
HEY, YOU KNOW, IT'S OKAY.
932
00:36:45,867 --> 00:36:48,467
GAVE ME TIME TO FINISH
THE FIRST ROUND OF MOCK-UPS.
933
00:36:48,500 --> 00:36:49,733
LET ME SHOW YOU.
934
00:36:49,767 --> 00:36:52,333
[KEYS CLACKING]
935
00:36:56,467 --> 00:36:58,500
I LIKE
THE BACKGROUND CONTINUING
936
00:36:58,533 --> 00:36:59,533
THROUGH ALL THE PAGES.
937
00:36:59,567 --> 00:37:00,667
IT'S NICE CONTINUITY.
938
00:37:00,700 --> 00:37:01,700
[KNOCKS]
939
00:37:01,733 --> 00:37:04,733
ERIN? WILLIAM CUDDY'S
OFFICE CALLED.
940
00:37:04,767 --> 00:37:06,867
HE NEEDS TO MOVE THE BOARD
PRESENTATION UP TO FRIDAY.
941
00:37:06,900 --> 00:37:09,300
YOU MEAN THE DAY-
AFTER-TOMORROW FRIDAY?
942
00:37:10,700 --> 00:37:12,500
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO
HAVE TWO MORE WEEKS.
943
00:37:12,533 --> 00:37:14,433
CAN-- CAN--
CAN HE DO THAT?
944
00:37:14,467 --> 00:37:15,500
HE CAN.
945
00:37:15,533 --> 00:37:17,467
HE JUST DID.
THANKS, ALEX.
946
00:37:18,867 --> 00:37:20,233
ERIN?
947
00:37:20,267 --> 00:37:22,200
YEAH... YEAH.
948
00:37:25,367 --> 00:37:28,433
MICHAEL, I NEED YOU
TO RUN THE ADVERTISER NUMBERS
949
00:37:28,467 --> 00:37:30,200
ON RIDGE SOFTWARE,
AND GET THOSE TO ME A.S.A.P.
950
00:37:30,233 --> 00:37:31,300
-WILL DO.
-THANK YOU.
951
00:37:31,333 --> 00:37:32,500
OH, WAIT, MIRA, ACTUALLY,
952
00:37:32,533 --> 00:37:35,400
I HAD AN IDEA
THAT I WANTED TO RUN BY YOU.
953
00:37:35,433 --> 00:37:37,433
AFTER THE BOARD MEETING.
954
00:37:37,467 --> 00:37:38,533
NO, BUT THIS MIGHT
HELP WITH THAT.
955
00:37:38,567 --> 00:37:39,633
SERIOUSLY, MICHAEL.
956
00:37:39,667 --> 00:37:41,600
ANYTHING AFTER FRIDAY,
I'M ALL EARS. OKAY?
957
00:37:41,633 --> 00:37:43,300
[WORDS CATCH]
958
00:37:44,433 --> 00:37:46,933
RIGHT. [SIGHS]
959
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:53,200
[**]
960
00:38:09,467 --> 00:38:12,267
[PHONE RINGS]
961
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:16,267
HEY.
962
00:38:16,300 --> 00:38:18,200
YOU'RE READY.
963
00:38:18,233 --> 00:38:19,700
I'M NERVOUS.
MY MIND IS SPINNING.
964
00:38:19,733 --> 00:38:21,733
DISTRACT ME.
TELL ME A STORY.
965
00:38:21,767 --> 00:38:23,567
YOU NEED TO SLEEP.
966
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:24,567
OKAY, THEN TELL ME
967
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:25,767
A BORING STORY.
968
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:27,433
OKAY, I'VE GOT
THIS NEW ONE
969
00:38:27,467 --> 00:38:28,600
I'VE BEEN WORKING ON.
970
00:38:28,633 --> 00:38:31,667
YOU CAN TELL ME
WHAT YOU THINK.
971
00:38:31,700 --> 00:38:35,300
ONCE UPON A TIME,
THERE WAS THIS...
972
00:38:35,333 --> 00:38:37,200
FROG,
BUT HE REALLY WANTED TO BE--
973
00:38:37,233 --> 00:38:38,767
A PRINCE!
974
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:39,900
NO!
975
00:38:39,933 --> 00:38:42,267
AN ACCOUNTANT.
HE WANTED TO BE AN ACCOUNTANT.
976
00:38:42,300 --> 00:38:43,367
YOU SAID BORING.
977
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:44,433
DO YOU WANT ME
TO TELL THE STORY OR NOT?
978
00:38:44,467 --> 00:38:45,500
PLEASE? OKAY, I PROMISE.
979
00:38:45,533 --> 00:38:46,900
I WON'T--
I WILL NOT INTERRUPT.
980
00:38:46,933 --> 00:38:48,300
IRONICALLY,
981
00:38:48,333 --> 00:38:51,667
THIS FROG HAD A HUGE AMOUNT
OF CREDIT CARD DEBT--
982
00:38:51,700 --> 00:38:54,300
[**]
983
00:38:55,467 --> 00:38:57,467
[ELEVATOR DINGS]
984
00:39:01,433 --> 00:39:03,367
ARE YOU READY?
985
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:04,533
MAYBE YOU SHOULD DO THIS.
986
00:39:04,567 --> 00:39:06,300
I'VE ONLY HAD THREE DAYS.
987
00:39:06,333 --> 00:39:08,567
I'D NEVER PUT ANYBODY
IN FRONT OF THE BOARD
988
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:09,700
THAT WASN'T READY.
989
00:39:09,733 --> 00:39:10,833
YOU WILL BE GREAT.
990
00:39:10,867 --> 00:39:14,467
AND I'LL BE WITH YOU
EVERY STEP OF THE WAY.
991
00:39:19,500 --> 00:39:20,700
WELCOME.
992
00:39:20,733 --> 00:39:25,500
I'M EXCITED TO PRESENT
A NEW INNOVATION, UH,
993
00:39:25,533 --> 00:39:27,433
A NEW WAY-- INNOVATION-- UH...
994
00:39:27,467 --> 00:39:31,867
THE WAY WE COMMUNICATE
VIA SOCIAL NETWORKING.
995
00:39:33,333 --> 00:39:34,867
[CLEARS HER THROAT]
996
00:39:34,900 --> 00:39:36,500
WE ARE LOOKING
997
00:39:36,533 --> 00:39:38,333
AT A THREE-FOLD SITE
THAT ALLOWS OUR MEMBERS
998
00:39:38,367 --> 00:39:39,533
TO COMBINE
THEIR FAVORITE WEBSITES,
999
00:39:39,567 --> 00:39:40,867
AND HERE'S HOW IT WORKS.
1000
00:39:40,900 --> 00:39:43,400
[**]
1001
00:39:43,433 --> 00:39:45,567
AND WE STRONGLY BELIEVE
1002
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:48,033
THAT, IN THIS DAY AND AGE
OF INSTANT GRATIFICATION,
1003
00:39:48,067 --> 00:39:49,867
WE HAVE CREATED
THE PERFECT DEFINITION
1004
00:39:49,900 --> 00:39:51,633
OF "ONE-STOP SHOPPING."
1005
00:39:51,667 --> 00:39:54,367
[**]
1006
00:39:56,700 --> 00:39:58,033
EXCELLENT.
1007
00:39:58,067 --> 00:39:59,900
YOU'VE GIVEN US
A LOT TO DISCUSS.
1008
00:39:59,933 --> 00:40:01,600
WE'LL TALK
AND GET BACK TO YOU LATER TODAY.
1009
00:40:01,633 --> 00:40:04,833
AND IF YOU'VE GOT QUESTIONS,
YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME.
1010
00:40:04,867 --> 00:40:06,500
THANKS SO MUCH FOR COMING.
1011
00:40:12,700 --> 00:40:15,433
[**]
1012
00:40:19,767 --> 00:40:21,833
NO NEWS.
1013
00:40:21,867 --> 00:40:24,800
THEY SAID THEY'D CALL YESTERDAY
AND STILL NO WORD.
1014
00:40:24,833 --> 00:40:26,933
I'M SURE
YOU DID GREAT, MIR.
1015
00:40:26,967 --> 00:40:28,833
I BET YOU'LL HEAR
FIRST THING MONDAY MORNING.
1016
00:40:28,867 --> 00:40:30,600
THAT REMINDS ME.
I HAVE TO TALK TO MARKETING
1017
00:40:30,633 --> 00:40:32,567
BEFORE THEIR STAFF MEETING
ON MONDAY MORNING.
1018
00:40:34,033 --> 00:40:36,367
MIRA? CAN YOU
PUT THE WORK DOWN?
1019
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:39,533
WE CAME ALL THE WAY HERE
TO BE WITH YOU,
1020
00:40:39,567 --> 00:40:41,567
NOT YOU AND YOUR COMPUTER.
1021
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:44,733
I'M SORRY.
JUST ONE MORE MINUTE, OKAY?
1022
00:40:47,500 --> 00:40:48,800
[PHONE RINGS]
1023
00:40:48,833 --> 00:40:50,067
THIS IS MIRA.
1024
00:40:50,100 --> 00:40:52,333
OH, HI. YES. I HAVE THOSE
NUMBERS FOR YOU RIGHT HERE.
1025
00:40:52,367 --> 00:40:54,667
JUST GIVE ME JUST A SECOND
TO PULL THEM UP.
1026
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:10,000
IT'S 8:00,
1027
00:41:10,033 --> 00:41:12,700
AND YET, SOMEHOW, I KNEW
YOU'D STILL BE HERE.
1028
00:41:12,733 --> 00:41:14,933
WAITING. WISHING. HOPING.
1029
00:41:14,967 --> 00:41:18,067
WELL, NOTHING DROWNS SORROW
BETTER THAN BUFFALO SAUCE.
1030
00:41:18,100 --> 00:41:19,700
I BROUGHT WINGS.
1031
00:41:19,733 --> 00:41:22,400
YOU ALWAYS KNOW
EXACTLY WHAT I NEED.
1032
00:41:23,867 --> 00:41:25,033
YEAH.
1033
00:41:25,067 --> 00:41:28,000
NO NEWS
IS BAD NEWS, JONAH.
1034
00:41:28,033 --> 00:41:29,733
IT'S BEEN FOUR DAYS.
1035
00:41:29,767 --> 00:41:33,733
I HAD THE FANTASY IN MY GRASP
AND I THINK I BLEW IT.
1036
00:41:34,833 --> 00:41:36,500
BYE-BYE, VIEW.
1037
00:41:36,533 --> 00:41:38,367
FAREWELL, TOWNHOUSE.
1038
00:41:40,033 --> 00:41:41,067
MAYBE THE BOARD
1039
00:41:41,100 --> 00:41:43,967
HASN'T HAD A CHANCE
TO VOTE ON IT YET.
1040
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:47,367
MAYBE WE SHOULD GO TO A MOVIE.
1041
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:49,433
TAKE YOUR MIND OFF THINGS.
1042
00:41:49,467 --> 00:41:52,367
[PHONE RINGS]
1043
00:41:55,900 --> 00:41:57,700
ERIN.
1044
00:41:57,733 --> 00:41:58,833
THUMBS UP. APPROVED.
1045
00:41:58,867 --> 00:42:00,467
THEY'RE PLANNING
A BIG LAUNCH.
1046
00:42:00,500 --> 00:42:02,533
PRESS, STOCKHOLDERS,
1047
00:42:02,567 --> 00:42:03,767
THE WHOLE SHEBANG.
1048
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:05,067
ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?
1049
00:42:05,100 --> 00:42:08,600
I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE READY
FOR ANYTHING IN MY LIFE!
1050
00:42:08,633 --> 00:42:10,633
GOOD. BECAUSE NOW
YOU GET TO SHOW EVERYBODY
1051
00:42:10,667 --> 00:42:13,667
WHAT MIRA SIMON
REALLY IS MADE OF.
1052
00:42:13,700 --> 00:42:15,067
THANK YOU SO MUCH!
1053
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,633
WE'RE IN!
1054
00:42:17,667 --> 00:42:18,933
YES!
1055
00:42:20,633 --> 00:42:21,867
OH! CONGRATULATIONS!
1056
00:42:21,900 --> 00:42:23,167
THANK YOU!
1057
00:42:27,133 --> 00:42:29,567
HEY! SO MY FRIEND,
1058
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:30,700
WHO'S A TECH DESIGNER
AT OURFRIENDS,
1059
00:42:30,733 --> 00:42:32,400
JUST TOLD ME THEY'RE
LAUNCHING THEIR SITE.
1060
00:42:32,433 --> 00:42:33,567
THAT'S NOT NEWS.
1061
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:35,033
EVERYONE KNOWS
THEY'RE REDOING THEIR WEB SITE.
1062
00:42:35,067 --> 00:42:36,500
YEAH, BUT TOMORROW NIGHT,
1063
00:42:36,533 --> 00:42:39,467
THEY'RE GIVING A SNEAK PEEK
TO THE PRESS AND EMPLOYEES
1064
00:42:39,500 --> 00:42:40,900
TWO WEEKS BEFORE
THE SITE ROLLS OUT.
1065
00:42:40,933 --> 00:42:43,033
YOU GOT A PRESS PASS?
1066
00:42:43,067 --> 00:42:44,067
NO, BUT I AM
QUITE RESOURCEFUL.
1067
00:42:44,100 --> 00:42:45,567
-AND SO ARE YOU.
-OH, WE'RE GOING!
1068
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:47,700
YEAH, WE ARE.
1069
00:42:47,733 --> 00:42:49,100
-HI, SUSAN.
-HELLO.
1070
00:42:49,133 --> 00:42:50,800
OKAY.
1071
00:42:50,833 --> 00:42:52,833
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
1072
00:42:54,433 --> 00:42:55,933
[SIGHS]
1073
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:01,133
YOU SHOULD JUST
TELL HER HOW YOU FEEL.
1074
00:43:01,167 --> 00:43:04,633
I MEAN...
SHE HAS TO KNOW.
1075
00:43:04,667 --> 00:43:06,667
WE ALL DO.
1076
00:43:06,700 --> 00:43:09,167
[**]
1077
00:43:10,700 --> 00:43:13,167
[BUZZING CHATTER]
1078
00:43:14,667 --> 00:43:16,967
I'M SORRY I HAD TO MOVE
OUR DINNER TO THIS EARLY.
1079
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:18,133
I JUST GOTTA TRY
AND GET A JUMP
1080
00:43:18,167 --> 00:43:20,467
ON THE COMPETITION
TONIGHT.
1081
00:43:20,500 --> 00:43:21,967
HEY, WE'RE AT
MILLICENT'S.
1082
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,067
MIGHT AS WELL EAT
WHEN MILLIE EATS.
1083
00:43:25,500 --> 00:43:26,767
LIAM, I CAN TELL
1084
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:28,900
THAT YOU'RE LESS THAN THRILLED
BY THE DEMANDS OF MY JOB,
1085
00:43:28,933 --> 00:43:30,700
BUT I HAVE TO TELL YOU,
1086
00:43:30,733 --> 00:43:31,733
I HAVE BEEN WAITING
1087
00:43:31,767 --> 00:43:33,100
MY WHOLE LIFE
FOR THIS TO HAPPEN,
1088
00:43:33,133 --> 00:43:34,800
AND IT FINALLY DID.
1089
00:43:34,833 --> 00:43:37,700
THIS IS MY MOMENT.
1090
00:43:38,833 --> 00:43:39,900
UNDERSTOOD.
1091
00:43:39,933 --> 00:43:42,667
WELL, YOU CAN FOCUS
ON THAT, THEN,
1092
00:43:42,700 --> 00:43:45,067
I, ON THE OTHER HAND,
WILL BE YOUR STEWARD OF FUN.
1093
00:43:45,100 --> 00:43:47,700
I'VE GOT BIG PLANS
FOR US, MIRA.
1094
00:43:47,733 --> 00:43:49,500
I PROMISED TO YOU THAT
YOU'D ENJOY YOUR LIFE,
1095
00:43:49,533 --> 00:43:51,467
AND I MEANT THAT.
1096
00:43:51,500 --> 00:43:52,800
THAT ALL SOUNDS
GREAT, LIAM,
1097
00:43:52,833 --> 00:43:54,067
BUT WE CAN TAKE OUR TIME.
1098
00:43:54,100 --> 00:43:55,633
WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
1099
00:43:55,667 --> 00:43:56,667
MM.
1100
00:43:59,233 --> 00:44:01,200
THIS STEAK IS INCREDIBLE.
1101
00:44:01,233 --> 00:44:03,667
ANCIENT FAMILY RECIPE.
1102
00:44:03,700 --> 00:44:04,967
WELL, DARLING,
DON'T ASK THE OWNER
1103
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:06,300
FOR ANY OF MILLIE'S RECIPES,
1104
00:44:06,333 --> 00:44:08,133
I HEAR HE'S QUITE STINGY
WITH THEM.
1105
00:44:09,133 --> 00:44:11,167
I ALSO THINK HE'S HIDING
A LOT OF OTHER SECRETS, TOO.
1106
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:13,833
WH--
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?
1107
00:44:13,867 --> 00:44:15,900
I DON'T HAVE
ANY SECRETS FROM YOU, MIRA.
1108
00:44:15,933 --> 00:44:17,100
OF COURSE NOT!
1109
00:44:17,133 --> 00:44:18,300
I'M TEASING YOU.
1110
00:44:18,333 --> 00:44:20,533
-OH!
-I'M JUST PLAYING AROUND.
1111
00:44:20,567 --> 00:44:21,533
OKAY, OKAY.
1112
00:44:21,567 --> 00:44:23,967
BUT ALL-- ALL JOKES
COME FROM SOMEWHERE.
1113
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:27,033
I'M BEING GOOFY. OKAY?
1114
00:44:28,833 --> 00:44:30,100
[LAUGHS]
1115
00:44:30,133 --> 00:44:31,567
OKAY.
1116
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:33,133
I HEAR YOU.
1117
00:44:33,167 --> 00:44:34,767
BUT IF YOU EVER WANT
TO ASK ME ANYTHING,
1118
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:35,867
JUST ASK.
1119
00:44:35,900 --> 00:44:39,133
I HONESTLY HAVE
NO SECRETS FROM YOU, MIRA.
1120
00:44:39,167 --> 00:44:40,800
NONE.
1121
00:44:42,667 --> 00:44:44,533
EAT UP.
1122
00:44:44,567 --> 00:44:47,167
[**]
1123
00:44:49,967 --> 00:44:52,333
[CHATTER AND BUZZ]
1124
00:44:58,000 --> 00:44:59,267
HI. NAMES?
1125
00:44:59,300 --> 00:45:01,233
IT'S, UM, RAYLENE.
1126
00:45:01,267 --> 00:45:02,900
SMITH.
1127
00:45:02,933 --> 00:45:04,167
FROM ACCOUNTING.
1128
00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:07,367
THIS IS
MY HUSBAND. EARL.
1129
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:10,267
EARL... UH...
YOUR NAME'S NOT ON THE LIST.
1130
00:45:10,300 --> 00:45:12,067
AGAIN?
1131
00:45:12,100 --> 00:45:14,100
THEY ALWAYS DO THIS.
1132
00:45:14,133 --> 00:45:15,833
THEY ALWAYS FORGET
ABOUT ACCOUNTING.
1133
00:45:15,867 --> 00:45:17,000
ALWAYS!
1134
00:45:17,033 --> 00:45:18,300
OH--
1135
00:45:18,333 --> 00:45:19,733
-[SOBS]
-HEY...
1136
00:45:19,767 --> 00:45:20,967
NO. OH--
1137
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:22,133
DON'T DO THAT.
1138
00:45:23,933 --> 00:45:25,367
COULD YOU CHECK AGAIN, PLEASE?
1139
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:27,267
IT'S, UH, RAYLENE.
1140
00:45:27,300 --> 00:45:28,933
R-A-
1141
00:45:28,967 --> 00:45:32,333
Y-L-I-N-E?
1142
00:45:32,367 --> 00:45:34,033
OH. HERE YOU ARE.
1143
00:45:34,067 --> 00:45:35,233
OH!
1144
00:45:35,267 --> 00:45:36,600
I'M SORRY
ABOUT THAT, GUYS.
1145
00:45:36,633 --> 00:45:38,300
-HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.
-THANK YOU.
1146
00:45:39,933 --> 00:45:41,200
REALLY? EARL?
1147
00:45:41,233 --> 00:45:43,233
WHO ELSE WOULD
RAYLENE BE MARRIED TO?
1148
00:45:43,267 --> 00:45:45,833
[LAUGHS] AFTER
YOU, RAYLENE.
1149
00:45:48,767 --> 00:45:51,700
[**]
1150
00:46:04,300 --> 00:46:06,467
[**]
1151
00:46:09,967 --> 00:46:11,667
COME ON, IT'S A PARTY!
1152
00:46:11,700 --> 00:46:13,700
-TRY AND ENJOY YOURSELF.
-IT'S WORK!
1153
00:46:13,733 --> 00:46:15,100
IT'S A WORK PARTY!
1154
00:46:15,133 --> 00:46:17,033
WE NEED TO BLEND.
1155
00:46:17,067 --> 00:46:19,000
COME ON, LET'S DANCE.
THAT'S AN ORDER.
1156
00:46:19,033 --> 00:46:20,933
UGH!
1157
00:46:20,967 --> 00:46:22,433
[SONG ENDS]
1158
00:46:22,467 --> 00:46:24,133
[COUNTRY SONG BEGINS]
1159
00:46:24,167 --> 00:46:26,167
OH, COUNTRY MUSIC?
1160
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:29,100
WE HATE COUNTRY MUSIC,
BUT...
1161
00:46:29,133 --> 00:46:31,133
EARL AND RAYLENE
LOVE IT!
1162
00:46:31,167 --> 00:46:32,367
THEY DO?
1163
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:33,667
YES! THEY DO.
1164
00:46:33,700 --> 00:46:35,833
REMEMBER,
WE'RE UNDERCOVER.
1165
00:46:35,867 --> 00:46:37,700
EARL, RAYLENE. HI!
1166
00:46:37,733 --> 00:46:41,033
SUCCESS!
A GOOD SPY ALWAYS BLENDS.
1167
00:46:41,067 --> 00:46:43,033
I FEEL
LIKE JAMES BOND.
1168
00:46:43,067 --> 00:46:44,300
ESPIONAGE...
1169
00:46:44,333 --> 00:46:45,867
A BEAUTIFUL GIRL ON MY ARM.
1170
00:46:45,900 --> 00:46:47,433
HEY, I'M MORE
THAN ARM-CANDY, MISTER.
1171
00:46:47,467 --> 00:46:50,033
I KNOW! YOU'RE THE BRAINS.
I'M THE BRAWN.
1172
00:46:50,067 --> 00:46:51,967
[BOTH LAUGHING]
1173
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,033
WE MAKE A GOOD TEAM.
1174
00:46:55,133 --> 00:46:57,200
LIKE BATMAN AND ROBIN.
SHERLOCK AND WATSON.
1175
00:46:57,233 --> 00:46:58,967
MR. AND MRS. SMITH.
1176
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,867
DIDN'T MR. AND MRS. SMITH
TRY TO KILL EACH OTHER?
1177
00:47:01,900 --> 00:47:03,233
-YES...
-MM-HMM?
1178
00:47:03,267 --> 00:47:05,100
BUT...
1179
00:47:05,133 --> 00:47:06,833
THERE WAS LOVE THERE.
1180
00:47:08,233 --> 00:47:11,233
[**]
1181
00:47:11,267 --> 00:47:12,233
[MICROPHONE FEEDING BACK]
1182
00:47:12,267 --> 00:47:13,967
ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT!
1183
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:15,033
DJ, IF YOU COULD TURN DOWN
THE MUSIC A LITTLE BIT.
1184
00:47:15,067 --> 00:47:17,100
HOW'S EVERYBODY DOING TONIGHT?
1185
00:47:17,133 --> 00:47:18,900
[CHEERING]
1186
00:47:22,100 --> 00:47:24,800
I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT
THE FIESTA,
1187
00:47:24,833 --> 00:47:26,100
BUT I JUST WANTED TO SAY,
1188
00:47:26,133 --> 00:47:28,100
I AM SO PROUD
TO BE HERE THIS EVENING
1189
00:47:28,133 --> 00:47:32,267
TO PRESENT
THE BRAND-NEW OURFRIENDS.
1190
00:47:32,300 --> 00:47:34,333
[CHEERING]
1191
00:47:34,367 --> 00:47:36,500
THIS IS GONNA SHOW
OUR COMPETITION
1192
00:47:36,533 --> 00:47:38,400
THAT WE ARE HERE TO STAY.
1193
00:47:38,433 --> 00:47:39,967
YOU HEAR THAT, YOURPAGE?
1194
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,367
[CHEERING]
1195
00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:43,400
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
1196
00:47:43,433 --> 00:47:45,733
DUE TO ALL YOUR HARD WORK,
1197
00:47:45,767 --> 00:47:48,400
MAY I PRESENT
THE NEW OURFRIENDS.
1198
00:47:48,433 --> 00:47:51,400
[CHEERING]
1199
00:47:51,433 --> 00:47:55,033
THIS WEBSITE
IS GONNA PULL INFORMATION
1200
00:47:55,067 --> 00:47:57,800
FROM UP TO THREE
INDEPENDENT WEBSITES,
1201
00:47:57,833 --> 00:47:59,367
AND COMPILE IT TOGETHER,
RIGHT HERE--
1202
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:01,867
THAT LOOKS INCREDIBLY
SIMILAR TO OUR SITE.
1203
00:48:01,900 --> 00:48:03,900
THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S
EXACTLY WHAT WE'RE DOING.
1204
00:48:03,933 --> 00:48:05,867
ALRIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
ENOUGH TALK!
1205
00:48:05,900 --> 00:48:07,500
LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!
YEAH!
1206
00:48:07,533 --> 00:48:09,833
[CHEERING]
1207
00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:15,467
LOOK, SOMETIMES,
1208
00:48:15,500 --> 00:48:17,033
DIFFERENT PEOPLE
COME UP
1209
00:48:17,067 --> 00:48:18,533
WITH THE SAME IDEA
AT THE SAME TIME.
1210
00:48:18,567 --> 00:48:19,567
LIKE THAT YEAR
1211
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:21,233
WHERE THE TWO
ASTEROID MOVIES CAME OUT,
1212
00:48:21,267 --> 00:48:22,233
OR THAT OTHER YEAR,
1213
00:48:22,267 --> 00:48:23,467
THE TRUMAN CAPOTE
MOVIES CAME OUT.
1214
00:48:23,500 --> 00:48:24,800
SO WHAT IF IT'S
A COINCIDENCE?
1215
00:48:24,833 --> 00:48:26,133
WE CAN'T LAUNCH
OUR SITE NOW.
1216
00:48:26,167 --> 00:48:27,467
WE'LL LOOK LIKE
WE'RE COPYING THEM.
1217
00:48:27,500 --> 00:48:28,900
THIS IS SO BAD, JONAH.
1218
00:48:28,933 --> 00:48:31,200
I HAVE TO FIND ERIN.
1219
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:33,900
WHAT IF OURFRIENDS
STOLE OUR IDEA?
1220
00:48:33,933 --> 00:48:35,467
WHAT IF THERE'S
A LEAK IN THE COMPANY?
1221
00:48:35,500 --> 00:48:37,867
NOBODY STOLE
OUR IDEA
1222
00:48:37,900 --> 00:48:39,233
AND THERE
IS NO CONSPIRACY.
1223
00:48:39,267 --> 00:48:42,533
WE GOT SCOOPED.
THAT'S ALL.
1224
00:48:42,567 --> 00:48:44,800
HOW ARE YOU
SO CALM ABOUT THIS?
1225
00:48:44,833 --> 00:48:47,233
IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME
IT'S HAPPENED TO ME,
1226
00:48:47,267 --> 00:48:49,300
AND IT WON'T
BE THE LAST.
1227
00:48:49,333 --> 00:48:51,067
YOU HAVE TO BE FIRST
AND WE WEREN'T.
1228
00:48:51,100 --> 00:48:52,933
SO, WHAT-- WHAT DO WE DO?
1229
00:48:52,967 --> 00:48:54,300
WE JUST... REPACKAGE.
1230
00:48:55,333 --> 00:48:57,833
WHAT, YOU MEAN
LIKE A NEW DESIGN?
1231
00:48:57,867 --> 00:48:59,200
EXACTLY.
1232
00:48:59,233 --> 00:49:01,167
A NEW,
INNOVATIVE DESIGN
1233
00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:03,533
THAT HASN'T BEEN SEEN
IN SOCIAL MEDIA BEFORE.
1234
00:49:03,567 --> 00:49:05,533
ON MONDAY MORNING,
WE WILL REGROUP,
1235
00:49:05,567 --> 00:49:08,567
AND COME UP WITH
DESIGN IDEAS
1236
00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:10,867
THAT WILL MAKE
OURFRIENDS' SITE
1237
00:49:10,900 --> 00:49:13,033
LOOK LIKE
IT CAME OUT OF THE DARK AGES.
1238
00:49:13,067 --> 00:49:16,433
[TAKES A BREATH, SIGHS]
1239
00:49:19,067 --> 00:49:21,067
WE'RE GONNA COME UP
WITH SOMETHING AMAZING.
1240
00:49:21,100 --> 00:49:23,233
I'M JUST HAPPY I HAVE AN ARTIST
LIKE YOU ON MY TEAM.
1241
00:49:23,267 --> 00:49:24,300
SO IS ERIN.
1242
00:49:24,333 --> 00:49:26,000
YOU'RE OUR ACE IN THE HOLE
HERE, BUDDY.
1243
00:49:26,033 --> 00:49:28,067
I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT THAT.
1244
00:49:28,100 --> 00:49:29,333
WE CAN
DO THIS, MIRA.
1245
00:49:29,367 --> 00:49:31,600
IT'S NOT JUST ME.
1246
00:49:31,633 --> 00:49:33,367
I HAVE FAITH IN US.
1247
00:49:38,467 --> 00:49:39,967
AND, UH...
1248
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:42,267
JUST WHEN IT SEEMS LIKE
ALL HOPE IS LOST,
1249
00:49:42,300 --> 00:49:44,033
WE ALWAYS COME UP
WITH THAT MAGIC IDEA
1250
00:49:44,067 --> 00:49:45,333
THAT SAVES THE DAY.
1251
00:49:45,367 --> 00:49:47,533
OR FINISHES THE BOOK.
1252
00:49:47,567 --> 00:49:49,033
OR WHATEVER IT IS
WE'RE WORKING ON.
1253
00:49:49,067 --> 00:49:50,533
YOU FINISHED IT?
1254
00:49:50,567 --> 00:49:52,300
IT'S JUST A PROTOTYPE.
1255
00:49:52,333 --> 00:49:54,233
I SENT IT OUT
TO A FEW PUBLISHERS LAST WEEK.
1256
00:49:54,267 --> 00:49:56,867
JUST TO PUT
SOME FEELERS OUT.
1257
00:49:56,900 --> 00:49:59,400
SO LET'S, UH, GET STARTED ON
THIS DESIGN, SHALL WE?
1258
00:49:59,433 --> 00:50:01,100
OH, NO.
WE HAVE ALL NIGHT,
1259
00:50:01,133 --> 00:50:02,400
AND YOU PROMISED YOU'D
TELL ME ABOUT PEGGY
1260
00:50:02,433 --> 00:50:03,967
WHEN IT WAS READY.
1261
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:05,233
SO SPILL!
1262
00:50:07,233 --> 00:50:08,467
BUT SEE...
1263
00:50:08,500 --> 00:50:10,400
PEGGY HATES BEING MESSY,
1264
00:50:10,433 --> 00:50:13,000
BUT ALL HER PIG FRIENDS
LOVE SLOPPING IN THE MUD.
1265
00:50:13,033 --> 00:50:15,300
BUT PEGGY REFUSES
1266
00:50:15,333 --> 00:50:17,500
BECAUSE SHE HAS
THESE BIG DREAMS
1267
00:50:17,533 --> 00:50:18,900
OF MOVING AWAY FROM THE FARM,
1268
00:50:18,933 --> 00:50:20,300
LIVING WITH THE MONKEYS,
1269
00:50:20,333 --> 00:50:22,167
WHO ARE OBSESSED
WITH GROOMING.
1270
00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:24,900
SHE THINKS THE GRASS
IS GREENER IN THE JUNGLE.
1271
00:50:24,933 --> 00:50:26,500
AND MUCH, MUCH TIDIER.
1272
00:50:26,533 --> 00:50:29,167
[LAUGHS] EXACTLY.
1273
00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:31,100
SO THE PIGS FINALLY
1274
00:50:31,133 --> 00:50:33,400
CONVINCE PEGGY
TO STOP CLEANING,
1275
00:50:33,433 --> 00:50:37,067
AND SLOP AROUND IN THE MUD
WITH THE REST OF THEM...
1276
00:50:37,100 --> 00:50:39,000
JUST ONCE.
1277
00:50:39,033 --> 00:50:41,900
AND GUESS WHAT?
1278
00:50:41,933 --> 00:50:44,033
SHE LETS GO
1279
00:50:44,067 --> 00:50:45,267
AND SHE LOVES IT.
1280
00:50:45,300 --> 00:50:46,267
[QUIET CHUCKLE]
1281
00:50:46,300 --> 00:50:48,267
SO...
1282
00:50:48,300 --> 00:50:51,000
SHE ABANDONS HER FANTASY,
1283
00:50:51,033 --> 00:50:55,600
AND SHE REALIZES SHE CAN BE
HAPPY EXACTLY WHERE SHE IS.
1284
00:50:55,633 --> 00:50:57,467
SHE SOUNDS ADORABLE.
1285
00:50:57,500 --> 00:50:59,633
SHE'S COMPLETELY ADORABLE.
1286
00:51:00,733 --> 00:51:03,133
[**]
1287
00:51:04,533 --> 00:51:06,367
MIRA...
1288
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:09,567
THERE'S SOMETHING
I'VE WANTED TO TELL YOU.
1289
00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:11,533
[FOOTSTEPS]
1290
00:51:11,567 --> 00:51:13,233
-MIRA?
-[KNOCKING]
1291
00:51:13,267 --> 00:51:16,100
HONEY? I WAS KNOCKING,
BUT NO ONE ANSWERED.
1292
00:51:16,133 --> 00:51:18,500
THE DOOR WAS OPEN, SO I...
1293
00:51:19,967 --> 00:51:21,133
OH.
1294
00:51:22,533 --> 00:51:24,233
HI.
1295
00:51:24,267 --> 00:51:25,500
WHEN YOU SAID
YOU WERE WORKING,
1296
00:51:25,533 --> 00:51:27,100
I ASSUMED YOU MEANT ALONE,
1297
00:51:27,133 --> 00:51:28,700
SO I BROUGHT SUSTENANCE.
1298
00:51:28,733 --> 00:51:31,667
THERE'S MORE THAN ENOUGH
FOR THREE PEOPLE.
1299
00:51:31,700 --> 00:51:33,067
[FOOD SETTLES ON COUNTER]
1300
00:51:33,100 --> 00:51:34,600
[LIAM CHUCKLING]
1301
00:51:34,633 --> 00:51:38,933
SO, THEN THE SOMMELIER SAID--
OH, THE WINE EXPERT--
1302
00:51:38,967 --> 00:51:41,200
HE SAYS TO ME
IN THIS VERY NASTY TONE,
1303
00:51:41,233 --> 00:51:43,200
"LIAM, IF YOU THINK
THE WINES COMING OUT
1304
00:51:43,233 --> 00:51:44,300
"OF THE RUSSIAN RIVER VALLEY
1305
00:51:44,333 --> 00:51:45,500
"EVEN COMPARE WITH
1306
00:51:45,533 --> 00:51:47,700
"WHAT'S COMING OUT OF
THE LOIRE VALLEY RIGHT NOW,
1307
00:51:47,733 --> 00:51:49,600
THEN YOU ARE SIMPLY
OUT OF YOUR MIND."
1308
00:51:49,633 --> 00:51:50,667
NOW, WHAT'S HILARIOUS
1309
00:51:50,700 --> 00:51:53,300
IS THAT I WOULD NEVER
SAY THAT.
1310
00:51:53,333 --> 00:51:55,667
I MEAN, COME ON! RIGHT?
1311
00:51:55,700 --> 00:51:57,133
BUT I HAD TO LET HIM GO
1312
00:51:57,167 --> 00:51:58,700
BECAUSE HE SAID THIS
IN FRONT OF OUR CUSTOMERS,
1313
00:51:58,733 --> 00:52:00,500
WHICH WAS
COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE,
1314
00:52:00,533 --> 00:52:03,100
AND FINDING A NEW SOMMELIER
ON SHORT NOTICE
1315
00:52:03,133 --> 00:52:05,100
IS NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE.
1316
00:52:05,133 --> 00:52:06,167
BUT I DID.
1317
00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:07,333
[FORCED CHUCKLE]
1318
00:52:07,367 --> 00:52:08,400
MY POINT BEING,
1319
00:52:08,433 --> 00:52:11,033
IN BUSINESS,
WE ALL HAVE SETBACKS.
1320
00:52:11,067 --> 00:52:12,233
IN FOUR YEARS FROM NOW,
1321
00:52:12,267 --> 00:52:13,300
YOU WON'T EVEN REMEMBER
1322
00:52:13,333 --> 00:52:15,600
THAT THIS HAPPENED
WITH YOUR COMPETITOR.
1323
00:52:15,633 --> 00:52:18,100
ARE YOU SURE
THAT NO ONE WANTS TO TRY?
1324
00:52:18,133 --> 00:52:20,100
THIS IS A VERY SPECIAL
'94 BORDEAUX
1325
00:52:20,133 --> 00:52:22,633
FROM A VERY SMALL VINEYARD
JUST OUTSIDE OF BLAYE.
1326
00:52:22,667 --> 00:52:24,300
I'M SURE IT'S DELICIOUS,
1327
00:52:24,333 --> 00:52:26,167
BUT WE REALLY HAVE A LOT
OF WORK TO DO TONIGHT,
1328
00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:29,267
AND WE NEED
OUR HEADS TO BE CLEAR.
1329
00:52:29,300 --> 00:52:31,000
[SNIFFS DEEPLY]
1330
00:52:31,033 --> 00:52:33,000
MM! THIS BOUQUET
IS AMAZING!
1331
00:52:33,033 --> 00:52:34,200
IT HASN'T EVEN
OPENED UP YET,
1332
00:52:34,233 --> 00:52:35,467
AND ALREADY
I'M GETTING HINTS OF
1333
00:52:35,500 --> 00:52:38,167
BLACKBERRY AND-AND...
1334
00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:40,067
COFFEE, AND...
1335
00:52:40,100 --> 00:52:41,533
APRICOT!
1336
00:52:43,267 --> 00:52:45,200
MM. THAT'S LOVELY.
1337
00:52:45,233 --> 00:52:46,700
[**]
1338
00:52:46,733 --> 00:52:48,167
AND THESE DAYS,
1339
00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:50,400
WHEN YOU ARE LOOKING
FOR A NEW CHEF,
1340
00:52:50,433 --> 00:52:52,033
YOU LOOK NO FURTHER
1341
00:52:52,067 --> 00:52:54,600
THAN THE LATEST
REALITY COOKING SHOW.
1342
00:52:54,633 --> 00:52:56,533
THERE ARE DOZENS OF THEM.
1343
00:53:00,233 --> 00:53:03,333
[**]
1344
00:53:05,567 --> 00:53:07,533
[DISHES CLATTERING]
1345
00:53:07,567 --> 00:53:10,067
THIS WAS SO SWEET OF YOU.
1346
00:53:10,100 --> 00:53:12,233
I'M SO GLAD YOU LIKED IT.
1347
00:53:12,267 --> 00:53:15,400
BUT I-I REALLY
HAVE TO GET BACK TO WORK.
1348
00:53:15,433 --> 00:53:16,500
[CHUCKLES]
1349
00:53:16,533 --> 00:53:17,800
MIRA AND HER WORK.
1350
00:53:17,833 --> 00:53:20,633
[CELL RINGS]
1351
00:53:21,700 --> 00:53:22,700
HELLO?
1352
00:53:22,733 --> 00:53:25,267
WOW. REALLY?
1353
00:53:27,300 --> 00:53:29,533
MONDAY MORNING?
1354
00:53:29,567 --> 00:53:31,333
UH, THAT'S SO SOON.
1355
00:53:31,367 --> 00:53:34,233
NO, IT'S-- IT'S JUST
THAT I'M-- I'M KIND OF
1356
00:53:34,267 --> 00:53:36,800
ON THIS IMPORTANT PROJECT
AT MY CURRENT JOB.
1357
00:53:36,833 --> 00:53:38,133
IS THERE ANY WAY
WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO--
1358
00:53:38,167 --> 00:53:41,333
[**]
1359
00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:44,100
NO. YOU KNOW WHAT?
1360
00:53:44,133 --> 00:53:45,500
THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT.
1361
00:53:47,267 --> 00:53:49,267
I HAVE TO GET BACK TO WORK.
1362
00:53:49,300 --> 00:53:50,633
[**]
1363
00:53:50,667 --> 00:53:52,233
IF WE MOVE FORWARD,
1364
00:53:52,267 --> 00:53:55,167
I'LL BE ABLE TO START WORK
RIGHT AWAY.
1365
00:53:55,200 --> 00:53:56,633
FANTASTIC.
1366
00:53:56,667 --> 00:53:58,667
I'LL SEE YOU MONDAY MORNING.
1367
00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:01,867
[BEEPS PHONE OFF]
1368
00:54:01,900 --> 00:54:04,167
[**]
1369
00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:07,300
-[KNOCKS]
-HEY. YOU GOT A MINUTE?
1370
00:54:07,333 --> 00:54:08,833
ONE.
1371
00:54:08,867 --> 00:54:10,400
OKAY, UM... LOOK.
1372
00:54:10,433 --> 00:54:12,533
YOU KNOW I THINK YOUR IDEA
FOR THE SITE IS GREAT,
1373
00:54:12,567 --> 00:54:13,767
BUT THAT BEING SAID,
1374
00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:16,333
I THINK I MAY HAVE FOUND
A POTENTIAL ENGINEERING FLAW
1375
00:54:16,367 --> 00:54:18,233
THAT COULD CAUSE A SITE CRASH
THE MOMENT WE GO LIVE.
1376
00:54:18,267 --> 00:54:20,833
COULD CRASH
OR WILL CRASH?
1377
00:54:20,867 --> 00:54:22,467
WELL, IT'S--
IT'S A HYPOTHETICAL, BUT...
1378
00:54:22,500 --> 00:54:23,567
I'M SORRY,
1379
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:24,900
BUT I DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR HYPOTHETICALS.
1380
00:54:24,933 --> 00:54:26,233
I NEED A NEW DESIGN,
1381
00:54:26,267 --> 00:54:28,367
AND WE CAN'T PUT THIS
ON JONAH'S SHOULDERS.
1382
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:30,300
I NEED YOU TO BRING ME
CONCRETE IDEAS, TOO. OKAY?
1383
00:54:30,333 --> 00:54:33,233
RIGHT. OF COURSE.
1384
00:54:33,267 --> 00:54:35,400
IT'S JUST NONE OF THAT MATTERS
IF THE SITE CRASHES.
1385
00:54:35,433 --> 00:54:37,267
LOOK, JUST READ
THE REPORT, OKAY?
1386
00:54:37,300 --> 00:54:38,267
IT OUTLINES
1387
00:54:38,300 --> 00:54:39,700
THE POTENTIAL PROBLEM
AND THE FIX.
1388
00:54:39,733 --> 00:54:41,533
OKAY, JUST PUT IT ON MY DESK,
1389
00:54:41,567 --> 00:54:43,267
AND I'LL LOOK AT IT
WHEN I GET A MINUTE.
1390
00:54:43,300 --> 00:54:44,667
OKAY. GREAT.
1391
00:54:49,433 --> 00:54:50,733
UM...
1392
00:54:50,767 --> 00:54:52,800
-SORRY TO INTERRUPT.
-OH!
1393
00:54:52,833 --> 00:54:55,300
NO, I WAS...
JUST LEAVING.
1394
00:54:55,333 --> 00:54:57,467
I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
I NEED YOUR ARTIST BRAIN.
1395
00:54:57,500 --> 00:54:58,900
I WAS LOOKING
1396
00:54:58,933 --> 00:55:00,700
AT THE COLLEAGUES' NETWORKING
WEBSITE AND ON THEIR INTERFACE--
1397
00:55:00,733 --> 00:55:02,367
CAN WE TALK?
1398
00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:03,700
OF COURSE.
1399
00:55:03,733 --> 00:55:05,367
ARE YOU OKAY?
1400
00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:08,400
YEAH. UM...
1401
00:55:08,433 --> 00:55:10,633
I'M GREAT.
1402
00:55:10,667 --> 00:55:11,833
[TAKES A BIG BREATH]
1403
00:55:11,867 --> 00:55:13,733
A PUBLISHER IS BUYING MY BOOK.
1404
00:55:13,767 --> 00:55:16,200
THE WHOLE SERIES, ACTUALLY.
1405
00:55:16,233 --> 00:55:18,500
JONAH! I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU!
1406
00:55:18,533 --> 00:55:20,933
[**]
1407
00:55:20,967 --> 00:55:22,500
AND PEGGY, TOO,
OF COURSE.
1408
00:55:22,533 --> 00:55:24,867
YEAH...
1409
00:55:24,900 --> 00:55:26,267
WHAT? WHAT IS IT?
1410
00:55:26,300 --> 00:55:29,667
WELL... I'M ON A DEADLINE.
1411
00:55:29,700 --> 00:55:31,633
WELL, THAT'S NOTHING
NEW FOR YOU.
1412
00:55:31,667 --> 00:55:34,767
IT SEEMS LIKE IT'S NOTHING
BUT DEADLINES AROUND HERE.
1413
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:36,767
MIRA...
1414
00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:39,500
I HAVE TO QUIT YOURPAGE.
1415
00:55:39,533 --> 00:55:40,867
IS THAT ANOTHER
APRIL FOOL'S JOKE,
1416
00:55:40,900 --> 00:55:42,533
RUNNING
BEHIND SCHEDULE?
1417
00:55:42,567 --> 00:55:44,567
BECAUSE IT'S NOT FUNNY.
1418
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:47,300
I'M SORRY
TO LEAVE YOU IN THE LURCH,
1419
00:55:47,333 --> 00:55:49,200
IT'S JUST...
1420
00:55:49,233 --> 00:55:51,767
JONAH, I--
I NEED YOU.
1421
00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:53,667
NO ONE IS
BRINGING ME ANYTHING
1422
00:55:53,700 --> 00:55:55,867
AND YOU'RE THE BEST
GRAPHIC ARTIST WE'VE GOT.
1423
00:55:55,900 --> 00:55:57,500
JERRY'S JUST AS GOOD.
1424
00:55:57,533 --> 00:55:59,900
AND MICHAEL IS CREATIVE.
1425
00:55:59,933 --> 00:56:01,767
IT COULD BE ANYBODY.
1426
00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:03,867
MIRA...
1427
00:56:03,900 --> 00:56:05,900
THIS IS MY DREAM.
1428
00:56:05,933 --> 00:56:08,367
YOU, OF ALL PEOPLE,
SHOULD UNDERSTAND THAT.
1429
00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:10,967
[**]
1430
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:12,600
WELL, IT'S NOT
GONNA BE THE SAME AROUND HERE
1431
00:56:12,633 --> 00:56:13,600
WITHOUT YOU.
1432
00:56:13,633 --> 00:56:15,933
[**]
1433
00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:20,333
HOW MUCH TIME DO WE HAVE?
1434
00:56:21,467 --> 00:56:23,900
I CAN GIVE YOU TWO DAYS.
1435
00:56:23,933 --> 00:56:25,500
[**]
1436
00:56:28,667 --> 00:56:29,833
WHAT'S WITH YOU?
1437
00:56:29,867 --> 00:56:31,467
YOU'VE BARELY EVEN
TOUCHED YOUR SALAD.
1438
00:56:31,500 --> 00:56:32,933
I JUST-- I CAN'T BELIEVE
HE'S LEAVING ME.
1439
00:56:32,967 --> 00:56:34,967
I MEAN, I'M HAPPY FOR HIM,
1440
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:36,933
BUT THE TIMING
COULD NOT BE WORSE.
1441
00:56:36,967 --> 00:56:39,267
OH...
1442
00:56:39,300 --> 00:56:40,900
WHAT IS HAPPENING
WITH MY LIFE?
1443
00:56:40,933 --> 00:56:42,867
YOU GOT EVERYTHING YOU WANTED.
1444
00:56:42,900 --> 00:56:45,333
THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING
WITH YOUR LIFE.
1445
00:56:45,367 --> 00:56:46,767
WHY DO YOU THINK
THEY NEVER SHOW
1446
00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:49,500
WHAT HAPPENS TO CINDERELLA AFTER
SHE RIDES OFF WITH THE PRINCE?
1447
00:56:49,533 --> 00:56:51,500
BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE
REAL LIFE BEGINS.
1448
00:56:51,533 --> 00:56:53,900
I'M BEGINNING
TO REALIZE THAT.
1449
00:56:55,067 --> 00:56:57,667
IS YOUR "PERFECT" LIFE A LITTLE
LESS PERFECT THAN YOU THOUGHT?
1450
00:56:58,967 --> 00:57:00,000
OKAY, EVERYONE,
1451
00:57:00,033 --> 00:57:01,867
ERIN HAS ENTRUSTED ME
WITH A NEW DESIGN
1452
00:57:01,900 --> 00:57:03,700
FOR THE SITE
AND I AM NOT ABOUT
1453
00:57:03,733 --> 00:57:04,833
TO LET HER DOWN,
1454
00:57:04,867 --> 00:57:05,967
SO GIVE ME WHAT YOU'VE GOT.
1455
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:07,333
MAYBE WE'RE NOT
THINKING BROAD ENOUGH
1456
00:57:07,367 --> 00:57:08,400
ABOUT WHO WE MARKET TO.
1457
00:57:08,433 --> 00:57:09,967
YOUNG PEOPLE ARE NOT
THE ONLY ONES
1458
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:11,033
ONLINE ANYMORE.
1459
00:57:11,067 --> 00:57:12,733
-MY GRANDMOTHER--
-NONE OF THAT MATTERS--
1460
00:57:12,767 --> 00:57:14,633
...SUSAN, IF WE DON'T HAVE
A NEW PAGE DESIGN.
1461
00:57:14,667 --> 00:57:16,100
ANYONE ELSE?
1462
00:57:16,133 --> 00:57:17,933
WELL, UH,
STATISTICS MATTER.
1463
00:57:17,967 --> 00:57:19,100
KNOW YOUR AUDIENCE,
1464
00:57:19,133 --> 00:57:20,933
AND YOU CAN GIVE THEM
EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT.
1465
00:57:20,967 --> 00:57:22,933
I UNDERSTAND
THE IMPORTANCE OF STATISTICS.
1466
00:57:22,967 --> 00:57:25,700
OKAY. I THOUGHT
WE WERE BRAINSTORMING.
1467
00:57:25,733 --> 00:57:26,700
WE ARE,
1468
00:57:26,733 --> 00:57:28,367
BUT I'M JUST NOT
HEARING ANYTHING
1469
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:29,767
THAT DISTINGUISHES US
FROM OUR COMPETITORS.
1470
00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:31,533
[SIGHS]
1471
00:57:31,567 --> 00:57:34,433
MAKE-ME-A-MATCH.COM
JUST CHANGED THEIR COLORS,
1472
00:57:34,467 --> 00:57:36,333
AND IT LOOKS AMAZING.
1473
00:57:36,367 --> 00:57:38,433
OKAY, YOU'RE PUTTING THE CART
BEFORE THE HORSE, JERRY,
1474
00:57:38,467 --> 00:57:39,700
AND WE NEED TO COME UP
WITH A DESIGN FIRST,
1475
00:57:39,733 --> 00:57:40,700
AND THEN WE CAN TALK COLORS.
1476
00:57:40,733 --> 00:57:43,400
LISTEN UP, EVERYBODY.
1477
00:57:43,433 --> 00:57:45,433
THE OURFRIENDS SITE
IS HAVING A PROBLEM
1478
00:57:45,467 --> 00:57:47,633
HANDLING THEIR TRAFFIC
EVER SINCE THEIR LAUNCH.
1479
00:57:47,667 --> 00:57:49,967
SEES THEIR SERVER
IS CRASHING OFF AND ON,
1480
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:53,533
AND I UNDERSTAND THE PROBLEM
IS IN THE ENGINEERING.
1481
00:57:53,567 --> 00:57:56,900
NOW, NOT TO REVEL
IN SOMEBODY ELSE'S MISFORTUNE,
1482
00:57:56,933 --> 00:57:59,800
BUT IT DOES HELP
SALVE THE WOUNDS
1483
00:57:59,833 --> 00:58:02,067
OF BEING BEATEN TO THE PUNCH.
1484
00:58:02,100 --> 00:58:03,467
WE'VE GOT
AN OPPORTUNITY HERE.
1485
00:58:03,500 --> 00:58:06,100
I WANT US TO TAKE IT.
1486
00:58:06,133 --> 00:58:07,600
SO, MIRA,
1487
00:58:07,633 --> 00:58:09,533
GIVE ME EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT
BY MORNING.
1488
00:58:09,567 --> 00:58:11,200
GOOD LUCK, EVERYBODY.
1489
00:58:13,167 --> 00:58:15,033
YOU HEARD HER--
LET'S TAKE AN HOUR
1490
00:58:15,067 --> 00:58:16,000
AND MEET BACK HERE.
1491
00:58:16,033 --> 00:58:17,667
I WANT EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT.
1492
00:58:17,700 --> 00:58:19,067
OKAY? THANK YOU.
1493
00:58:19,100 --> 00:58:21,633
[ALL MURMURING]
1494
00:58:23,033 --> 00:58:24,700
[SUSAN]: IT WAS ALL TALK,
1495
00:58:24,733 --> 00:58:27,633
ALL THAT STUFF ABOUT HOW LUCKY
SHE IS TO HAVE US ON HER TEAM.
1496
00:58:27,667 --> 00:58:29,867
NOW IT'S ALL "MY TEAM"
AND "I NEED IDEAS,"
1497
00:58:29,900 --> 00:58:32,900
LIKE WE'RE JUST
INCIDENTAL TO HER SUCCESS.
1498
00:58:32,933 --> 00:58:34,633
WHAT HAPPENED TO HER?
1499
00:58:34,667 --> 00:58:37,067
SHE KNOWS WHAT IT'S LIKE
NOT TO BE HEARD--
1500
00:58:37,100 --> 00:58:38,667
-[FOOTSTEPS]
-NO, NO, NO...
1501
00:58:38,700 --> 00:58:40,833
DON'T MIND ME.
IT'S OKAY. I GET IT.
1502
00:58:40,867 --> 00:58:42,700
YOU KNOW?
I'VE BEEN IN YOUR SHOES.
1503
00:58:42,733 --> 00:58:45,133
BUT I-I'VE BEEN
IN HER SHOES, TOO.
1504
00:58:45,167 --> 00:58:46,900
YOU'D THINK
MIRA WOULD BE DIFFERENT.
1505
00:58:46,933 --> 00:58:48,167
YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW,
IN HER DEFENSE,
1506
00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:49,500
WHEN YOU'RE UNDER
THAT MUCH PRESSURE,
1507
00:58:49,533 --> 00:58:51,167
YOU GET PREOCCUPIED.
1508
00:58:51,200 --> 00:58:52,467
IT CAN BE HARD TO LISTEN
1509
00:58:52,500 --> 00:58:55,133
WHEN IT'S NOT
EXACTLY WHAT YOU NEED TO HEAR.
1510
00:58:55,167 --> 00:58:56,867
IT'S LIKE SOMEONE POURED
CONCRETE IN HER EARS.
1511
00:58:56,900 --> 00:58:58,467
[CHUCKLES]:
OKAY, YOU GUYS, LET'S--
1512
00:58:58,500 --> 00:59:00,467
LET'S CUT HER SOME SLACK,
ALRIGHT?
1513
00:59:00,500 --> 00:59:02,467
I MEAN, I WAS IN MANAGEMENT
A LOT LONGER THAN HER
1514
00:59:02,500 --> 00:59:04,833
AND, AS WE ALL KNOW,
I CLEARLY NEVER MASTERED IT.
1515
00:59:06,267 --> 00:59:07,467
[SUSAN]: I DON'T KNOW.
1516
00:59:07,500 --> 00:59:08,867
ALL SHE TALKS ABOUT IS HER,
1517
00:59:08,900 --> 00:59:11,533
SO LET HER COME UP
WITH A NEW DESIGN HERSELF.
1518
00:59:11,567 --> 00:59:13,633
IT'S NOT LIKE
SHE NEEDS US ANYWAY.
1519
00:59:13,667 --> 00:59:15,833
[**]
1520
00:59:17,500 --> 00:59:19,000
[KNOCKS SOFTLY]
1521
00:59:19,033 --> 00:59:20,700
GOT A MINUTE?
1522
00:59:20,733 --> 00:59:22,233
YEAH, I'VE GOT
AS MANY AS YOU NEED.
1523
00:59:22,267 --> 00:59:24,100
SO...
1524
00:59:24,133 --> 00:59:25,733
I OVERHEARD
YOU GUYS TALKING.
1525
00:59:25,767 --> 00:59:26,767
OH...
1526
00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:27,967
RIGHT.
1527
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:29,867
LOOK, THEY'RE FRUSTRATED
1528
00:59:29,900 --> 00:59:32,900
THAT YOU'RE NOT LISTENING
TO THEIR IDEAS.
1529
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:35,700
YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK IT IS?
1530
00:59:35,733 --> 00:59:37,900
SOMETIMES, YOU--
YOU NEED TO...
1531
00:59:37,933 --> 00:59:41,000
TO NURTURE THE SEED OF AN IDEA,
TO HELP IT GROW.
1532
00:59:41,033 --> 00:59:43,533
I MEAN, EVERY IDEA HAS MERIT.
1533
00:59:43,567 --> 00:59:45,167
EVERYONE'S CONTRIBUTING
SOMETHING.
1534
00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:46,467
IT MIGHT NOT BE
1535
00:59:46,500 --> 00:59:48,467
THE MAGIC SOLUTION
THAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR,
1536
00:59:48,500 --> 00:59:49,933
BUT IT'S SOMETHING, YOU KNOW?
1537
00:59:49,967 --> 00:59:52,867
I MEAN, I EVEN GAVE YOU
A REPORT PREDICTING
1538
00:59:52,900 --> 00:59:55,000
THE ENGINEERING PROBLEMS
THAT OURFRIENDS HAD.
1539
00:59:55,033 --> 00:59:56,833
HAVE--
HAVE YOU READ IT?
1540
00:59:56,867 --> 00:59:58,000
I HAVEN'T HAD TIME.
1541
00:59:58,033 --> 00:59:59,133
WE HAVE THREE WEEKS
1542
00:59:59,167 --> 01:00:01,567
TO COME UP WITH
A COMPLETELY NEW WEB DESIGN.
1543
01:00:01,600 --> 01:00:03,733
HOW DID YOU MANAGE
WITH SUCH A TIME CRUNCH?
1544
01:00:03,767 --> 01:00:06,533
CLEARLY NOT VERY WELL.
1545
01:00:06,567 --> 01:00:08,900
AND I LOST
THE PROMOTION OF A LIFETIME
1546
01:00:08,933 --> 01:00:10,867
BECAUSE I DIDN'T
LISTEN TO YOUR IDEA.
1547
01:00:10,900 --> 01:00:13,967
I MEAN, YOU NEED
TO TRUST YOUR PEOPLE, OKAY?
1548
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,600
THE TEAM IS THE ENGINE
THAT MAKES THIS CAR RUN.
1549
01:00:16,633 --> 01:00:18,900
THIS CAR HAS STALLED, MICHAEL.
1550
01:00:18,933 --> 01:00:20,067
UH...
1551
01:00:20,100 --> 01:00:22,567
THEN I'M NOT SURE
HOW TO HELP, MIRA.
1552
01:00:24,067 --> 01:00:26,100
[PHONE RINGS]
1553
01:00:28,500 --> 01:00:29,633
HELLO?
1554
01:00:29,667 --> 01:00:31,000
HEY, MIR...
1555
01:00:31,033 --> 01:00:33,467
UM, I'M SORRY,
1556
01:00:33,500 --> 01:00:34,800
BUT WE'RE NOT
GONNA BE ABLE
1557
01:00:34,833 --> 01:00:35,967
TO MAKE IT
TO FONDUE NIGHT.
1558
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,467
OH... THAT'S TOO BAD.
1559
01:00:38,500 --> 01:00:40,867
I WAS REALLY LOOKING FORWARD
TO RECONNECTING.
1560
01:00:40,900 --> 01:00:43,167
I'VE HAD A HORRIBLE DAY.
1561
01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:44,900
ASIDE FROM THE FACT
THAT IF WE LEFT RIGHT NOW,
1562
01:00:44,933 --> 01:00:46,067
WE WOULDN'T
EVEN GET THERE
1563
01:00:46,100 --> 01:00:47,933
UNTIL NEXT THURSDAY--
1564
01:00:47,967 --> 01:00:49,700
IT'S NOT THAT FAR, YOU GUYS.
1565
01:00:49,733 --> 01:00:52,467
ACTUALLY,
IT KIND OF IS,
1566
01:00:52,500 --> 01:00:53,867
BUT YOU WOULDN'T
KNOW THAT,
1567
01:00:53,900 --> 01:00:56,633
BECAUSE YOU NEVER
COME BACK HERE ANYMORE.
1568
01:00:56,667 --> 01:00:58,100
I MEAN, YOU CANCELED ON
1569
01:00:58,133 --> 01:01:00,933
THE LAST TWO
THAT WE WERE HOSTING.
1570
01:01:00,967 --> 01:01:02,833
I KNOW MY SCHEDULE'S
BEEN SO CRAZY,
1571
01:01:02,867 --> 01:01:04,867
AND I'M-- I'M SO SORRY
ABOUT THAT.
1572
01:01:04,900 --> 01:01:08,100
IT'S NOT JUST
THE SCHEDULE, MIR.
1573
01:01:08,133 --> 01:01:12,267
IT'S NOT FUN
AND YOU'RE DISTRACTED.
1574
01:01:12,300 --> 01:01:13,933
UH, LOOK...
1575
01:01:13,967 --> 01:01:15,867
HOW ABOUT WE RESCHEDULE
FOR NEXT WEEK?
1576
01:01:15,900 --> 01:01:17,967
YOU CAN COME
TO MY PLACE, HERE.
1577
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:20,833
IF YOU THINK
YOU CAN MAKE IT.
1578
01:01:20,867 --> 01:01:22,767
I'LL MAKE IT.
1579
01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:25,533
I PROMISE.
1580
01:01:25,567 --> 01:01:26,600
[BEEPS PHONE OFF]
1581
01:01:28,100 --> 01:01:30,600
[**]
1582
01:01:57,567 --> 01:02:00,733
ONE IDEA.
I JUST NEED ONE IDEA.
1583
01:02:02,167 --> 01:02:05,067
[**]
1584
01:02:05,100 --> 01:02:06,967
[PHONE RINGS]
1585
01:02:07,967 --> 01:02:09,333
HELLO?
1586
01:02:09,367 --> 01:02:11,733
HEY. IT'S SOPHIE.
1587
01:02:11,767 --> 01:02:13,000
HEY.
1588
01:02:13,033 --> 01:02:14,600
YEAH, COME ON IN.
1589
01:02:14,633 --> 01:02:16,067
[BEEPS PHONE OFF]
1590
01:02:20,633 --> 01:02:22,667
BRETT AND I
HAD A FIGHT.
1591
01:02:22,700 --> 01:02:25,800
I MAY NEED TO CRASH
HERE FOR A WHILE.
1592
01:02:25,833 --> 01:02:29,167
I ALWAYS THOUGHT
YOU GUYS WERE SO HAPPY.
1593
01:02:30,233 --> 01:02:32,033
WE ARE.
1594
01:02:32,067 --> 01:02:35,267
MOST OF THE TIME.
1595
01:02:35,300 --> 01:02:37,200
BUT IT'S LIKE I ALWAYS SAY--
1596
01:02:37,233 --> 01:02:39,767
MIR, RELATIONSHIPS
CAN BE STRESSFUL.
1597
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:43,233
SO STRESSFUL
THAT YOU HAD TO LEAVE?
1598
01:02:44,900 --> 01:02:47,933
WE BOTH SAID SOME STUFF.
1599
01:02:47,967 --> 01:02:49,967
I MEAN,
WE'LL WORK IT OUT.
1600
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:53,367
THINGS ARE ALWAYS
SO MUCH CLEARER IN THE MORNING.
1601
01:02:53,400 --> 01:02:54,833
[SNIFFLES]
1602
01:02:54,867 --> 01:02:57,300
I JUST NEEDED TO GIVE HIM
SOME SPACE
1603
01:02:57,333 --> 01:02:59,900
AND I NEEDED SOME SPACE.
1604
01:02:59,933 --> 01:03:02,767
LORD KNOWS,
YOU HAVE SPACE TO SPARE,
1605
01:03:02,800 --> 01:03:04,867
SO...
1606
01:03:04,900 --> 01:03:07,000
WELL, I'M SORRY THAT
YOU GUYS ARE FIGHTING,
1607
01:03:07,033 --> 01:03:09,400
BUT I'M GLAD
THAT YOU'RE HERE.
1608
01:03:09,433 --> 01:03:12,700
I ALWAYS THOUGHT
THAT I'D LOVE LIVING ALONE...
1609
01:03:12,733 --> 01:03:14,433
AND IT HAS ITS MOMENTS.
1610
01:03:14,467 --> 01:03:16,433
[**]
1611
01:03:16,467 --> 01:03:19,133
BUT, MOSTLY, IT'S...
IT'S LONELY.
1612
01:03:20,733 --> 01:03:23,000
SO MY CORPORATE TOWNHOUSE
IS YOUR CORPORATE TOWNHOUSE.
1613
01:03:23,033 --> 01:03:25,667
UNTIL I LOSE IT,
WHICH SHOULD BE ANY DAY NOW,
1614
01:03:25,700 --> 01:03:28,167
AND THEN IT'S NEITHER OF OUR
CORPORATE TOWNHOUSE.
1615
01:03:29,733 --> 01:03:33,000
SOMETIMES, I WISH I COULD
JUST GO BACK,
1616
01:03:33,033 --> 01:03:34,667
BEFORE ALL THIS HAPPENED.
1617
01:03:34,700 --> 01:03:37,367
LIFE WAS SO MUCH EASIER.
1618
01:03:37,400 --> 01:03:39,433
WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO FOOL?
1619
01:03:40,833 --> 01:03:42,833
LOOK, MIRA...
1620
01:03:42,867 --> 01:03:44,300
YOU SPENT HALF YOUR LIFE
1621
01:03:44,333 --> 01:03:48,067
PLANNING OR FANTASIZING
ABOUT THE FUTURE.
1622
01:03:48,100 --> 01:03:49,867
WELL, THIS IS IT.
1623
01:03:49,900 --> 01:03:52,000
THIS IS YOUR FANTASY...
1624
01:03:52,033 --> 01:03:54,267
LIVE AND IN COLOR.
1625
01:03:56,033 --> 01:03:57,767
WELL, IT'S NOT
WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR,
1626
01:03:57,800 --> 01:03:59,733
AND IT'S OVER.
1627
01:03:59,767 --> 01:04:01,467
I'M DONE.
1628
01:04:01,500 --> 01:04:03,833
[CHUCKLES SADLY]
1629
01:04:03,867 --> 01:04:05,933
[**]
1630
01:04:09,033 --> 01:04:09,933
[KNOCKING]
1631
01:04:09,967 --> 01:04:11,133
OH, HI. COME ON IN.
1632
01:04:11,167 --> 01:04:12,467
I WAS JUST THINKING--
1633
01:04:12,500 --> 01:04:13,467
ERIN?
1634
01:04:13,500 --> 01:04:15,267
I'M HERE TO TENDER
MY RESIGNATION.
1635
01:04:16,900 --> 01:04:18,167
[FILE AND PEN HIT DESK]
1636
01:04:19,467 --> 01:04:21,133
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
1637
01:04:21,167 --> 01:04:22,433
WITH ALL DUE RESPECT,
1638
01:04:22,467 --> 01:04:25,000
YOU SHOULD'VE MADE MICHAEL
VP OF CREATIVE DEVELOPMENT.
1639
01:04:25,033 --> 01:04:26,233
I WASN'T READY.
1640
01:04:26,267 --> 01:04:28,167
MY BRILLIANT IDEA THAT
CRASHED OURFRIENDS' SERVERS
1641
01:04:28,200 --> 01:04:30,033
WOULD'VE DONE
THE SAME THING TO US.
1642
01:04:30,067 --> 01:04:31,767
I CAN'T SEEM
TO MOTIVATE MY TEAM,
1643
01:04:31,800 --> 01:04:34,233
AND WE HAVE THREE WEEKS--
I HAVE NOTHING FOR YOU.
1644
01:04:34,267 --> 01:04:36,233
AS FAR AS YOUR TEAM GOES,
1645
01:04:36,267 --> 01:04:38,867
IT TAKES TIME
TO LEARN HOW TO LEAD.
1646
01:04:38,900 --> 01:04:40,267
IF YOU THOUGHT
YOU'D COME IN HERE
1647
01:04:40,300 --> 01:04:41,433
AND DO IT PERFECTLY,
1648
01:04:41,467 --> 01:04:42,900
YOU WERE DREAMING.
1649
01:04:42,933 --> 01:04:43,967
I WANT TO
INSPIRE MY TEAM
1650
01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:46,967
THE WAY YOU INSPIRE ME.
1651
01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:49,233
I DON'T--
I DON'T EVEN COME CLOSE.
1652
01:04:49,267 --> 01:04:51,733
OH, HONEY. YOU WILL.
1653
01:04:51,767 --> 01:04:53,333
IN TIME.
1654
01:04:53,367 --> 01:04:57,300
IT IS HOW WE RISE TO A CHALLENGE
THAT DEFINES US
1655
01:04:57,333 --> 01:05:00,333
AND THIS IS A DEFINING MOMENT
FOR YOU...
1656
01:05:01,400 --> 01:05:04,133
SO DON'T CHOOSE TO CRUMBLE.
1657
01:05:04,167 --> 01:05:05,533
AND BESIDES...
1658
01:05:05,567 --> 01:05:08,267
I DON'T ACCEPT
YOUR RESIGNATION.
1659
01:05:10,167 --> 01:05:11,400
SO YOU PROMISE
1660
01:05:11,433 --> 01:05:13,133
YOU'LL COME BACK
AND VISIT US?
1661
01:05:13,167 --> 01:05:15,200
I PROMISE.
1662
01:05:15,233 --> 01:05:17,433
OH, JONAH!
YOU'RE LEAVING US, HUH?
1663
01:05:17,467 --> 01:05:18,800
[SETS BOX DOWN]
1664
01:05:18,833 --> 01:05:20,067
I AM.
1665
01:05:20,100 --> 01:05:23,000
I EXPECT AN AUTOGRAPHED COPY
OF THAT BOOK.
1666
01:05:23,033 --> 01:05:24,800
OF COURSE.
OUT OF THE FIRST RUN.
1667
01:05:24,833 --> 01:05:26,167
AND, UH...
1668
01:05:26,200 --> 01:05:27,500
THANKS FOR EVERYTHING.
1669
01:05:27,533 --> 01:05:29,167
I REALLY ENJOYED
WORKING FOR YOU.
1670
01:05:29,200 --> 01:05:30,433
[**]
1671
01:05:30,467 --> 01:05:33,867
[MIRA'S VOICE CARRYING,
INDISTINCT]
1672
01:05:39,900 --> 01:05:41,500
LOOK...
1673
01:05:41,533 --> 01:05:43,900
IT'S NONE
OF MY BUSINESS,
1674
01:05:43,933 --> 01:05:44,967
BUT YOU MIGHT WANT
1675
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:47,100
TO TELL HER
HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT HER.
1676
01:05:47,133 --> 01:05:48,833
SHE NEEDS TO KNOW.
1677
01:05:48,867 --> 01:05:50,833
WE ALL DO.
1678
01:05:52,967 --> 01:05:54,433
[QUIET, AMUSED GASP]
1679
01:05:54,467 --> 01:05:56,867
[**]
1680
01:05:56,900 --> 01:05:58,400
OKAY.
1681
01:06:00,900 --> 01:06:02,033
[KNOCKS]
1682
01:06:02,067 --> 01:06:04,200
LIAM.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
1683
01:06:04,233 --> 01:06:06,533
WELL, I HAVEN'T
SEEN YOU IN A FEW DAYS.
1684
01:06:06,567 --> 01:06:08,267
I KNOW HOW HARD
YOU'VE BEEN WORKING,
1685
01:06:08,300 --> 01:06:09,600
SO I WANTED
TO SURPRISE YOU.
1686
01:06:09,633 --> 01:06:12,200
THEY'RE SO LOVELY!
1687
01:06:12,233 --> 01:06:13,500
THANK YOU, LIAM.
1688
01:06:13,533 --> 01:06:15,400
OH, THOSE AREN'T THE SURPRISE.
1689
01:06:15,433 --> 01:06:16,900
THESE ARE.
1690
01:06:16,933 --> 01:06:20,233
TWO TICKETS TO KENNY CHESNEY
WITH BACKSTAGE PASSES.
1691
01:06:20,267 --> 01:06:22,467
I JUST MIGHT
KNOW THE BASS PLAYER.
1692
01:06:22,500 --> 01:06:24,867
OH, I DON'T REALLY
LIKE COUNTRY MUSIC.
1693
01:06:24,900 --> 01:06:26,233
KENNY CHESNEY'S COUNTRY, RIGHT?
1694
01:06:26,267 --> 01:06:27,933
YOU DON'T KNOW KENNY CHESNEY?
1695
01:06:27,967 --> 01:06:30,867
WELL, THAT'S WHY YOU THINK
YOU DON'T LIKE COUNTRY MUSIC.
1696
01:06:30,900 --> 01:06:31,967
I PROMISE YOU,
AFTER TONIGHT,
1697
01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:33,500
YOU'LL BE
ONE OF HIS BIGGEST FANS.
1698
01:06:33,533 --> 01:06:34,567
NO, YOU'RE NOT
LISTENING.
1699
01:06:34,600 --> 01:06:36,433
I REALLY DON'T LIKE
COUNTRY MUSIC.
1700
01:06:36,467 --> 01:06:37,967
LIKE, AT ALL.
1701
01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:40,467
[CHUCKLES] WAIT...
1702
01:06:40,500 --> 01:06:41,467
TONIGHT?
1703
01:06:41,500 --> 01:06:45,267
YES. TONIGHT.
LIKE, RIGHT NOW.
1704
01:06:45,300 --> 01:06:47,067
LISTEN, MIRA,
I PROMISED YOU FUN,
1705
01:06:47,100 --> 01:06:48,133
AND NOW I'M DELIVERING,
1706
01:06:48,167 --> 01:06:49,533
SO STEP AWAY FROM YOUR STRESS,
1707
01:06:49,567 --> 01:06:51,900
AND LET'S BLOW OFF SOME STEAM.
1708
01:06:51,933 --> 01:06:54,233
EVEN IF I LOVED
COUNTRY MUSIC, LIAM,
1709
01:06:54,267 --> 01:06:56,533
I COULDN'T GO,
I HAVE A DEADLINE.
1710
01:06:56,567 --> 01:06:59,867
WELL, MIRA, YOU CAN GO,
YOU'RE THE BOSS.
1711
01:06:59,900 --> 01:07:01,067
WHICH MAKES IT
1712
01:07:01,100 --> 01:07:03,300
EVEN MORE IMPORTANT
THAT I STEP UP.
1713
01:07:05,433 --> 01:07:06,633
[FRUSTRATED SIGH]
1714
01:07:06,667 --> 01:07:08,633
LISTEN, MIRA, I-I KNOW
1715
01:07:08,667 --> 01:07:11,100
THAT WE'VE ONLY BEEN
SEEING EACH OTHER
1716
01:07:11,133 --> 01:07:12,600
FOR A FEW MONTHS, BUT...
1717
01:07:13,667 --> 01:07:15,567
BUT I REALLY CARE ABOUT YOU,
1718
01:07:15,600 --> 01:07:17,200
AND I WANT THIS TO WORK,
1719
01:07:17,233 --> 01:07:19,633
BUT FOR-FOR
THAT TO HAPPEN,
1720
01:07:19,667 --> 01:07:21,567
WE HAVE TO ACTUALLY
SPEND TIME TOGETHER.
1721
01:07:21,600 --> 01:07:23,933
I-I KNOW,
BUT YOU JUST SPRUNG THIS ON ME.
1722
01:07:23,967 --> 01:07:26,267
I JUST THOUGHT
YOU'D BE EXCITED.
1723
01:07:26,300 --> 01:07:28,967
[**]
1724
01:07:32,167 --> 01:07:34,000
I'M GONNA GO.
1725
01:07:34,033 --> 01:07:35,667
OKAY.
1726
01:07:36,700 --> 01:07:39,367
[**]
1727
01:07:42,700 --> 01:07:46,367
LIAM AND I HAVE BEEN
DATING FOR THREE MONTHS
1728
01:07:46,400 --> 01:07:49,467
AND HE KNOWS NOTHING
ABOUT MY INTERESTS.
1729
01:07:49,500 --> 01:07:51,567
AND WHAT'S EVEN WORSE,
IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T CARE.
1730
01:07:51,600 --> 01:07:54,000
HE JUST KEEPS
SPRINGING THINGS ON ME,
1731
01:07:54,033 --> 01:07:56,167
AND I FEEL LIKE I HAVE NO SAY
IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
1732
01:07:56,200 --> 01:07:58,433
TSK. WELL, I THINK
WE JUST FOUND HIS FLAW.
1733
01:08:00,200 --> 01:08:01,533
BETWEEN THINGS
BEING WEIRD WITH HIM
1734
01:08:01,567 --> 01:08:03,233
AND LOSING JONAH,
1735
01:08:03,267 --> 01:08:05,767
I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ANYMORE.
1736
01:08:07,700 --> 01:08:10,033
[**]
1737
01:08:10,067 --> 01:08:13,100
[MURMURING TO HIMSELF]
1738
01:08:13,133 --> 01:08:15,433
[**]
1739
01:08:15,467 --> 01:08:17,600
OKAY. LISTEN.
1740
01:08:17,633 --> 01:08:19,200
PEOPLE LOVE TO UPDATE
THEIR STATUS
1741
01:08:19,233 --> 01:08:22,700
AND-AND-AND POST PICTURES
AND CHECK-IN LOCATIONS, RIGHT?
1742
01:08:22,733 --> 01:08:25,067
SO I'M THINKING WE USE
OUR SOCIAL NETWORKING SITE
1743
01:08:25,100 --> 01:08:26,233
AS THE HOME PAGE.
1744
01:08:26,267 --> 01:08:28,000
GOOD IDEA.
1745
01:08:28,033 --> 01:08:29,767
WE HAVEN'T CHOSEN
THE HOME PAGE YET.
1746
01:08:29,800 --> 01:08:31,233
LET'S DO IT!
1747
01:08:32,267 --> 01:08:34,500
REALLY? UM... GREAT!
1748
01:08:34,533 --> 01:08:35,600
I KNOW I HAVEN'T BEEN
1749
01:08:35,633 --> 01:08:37,167
VERY OPEN TO IDEAS,
1750
01:08:37,200 --> 01:08:39,000
BUT I'M WORKING ON THAT.
1751
01:08:39,033 --> 01:08:41,500
ACTUALLY,
I'M WORKING ON A FEW THINGS--
1752
01:08:41,533 --> 01:08:42,700
LIKE AN APOLOGY.
1753
01:08:42,733 --> 01:08:46,367
I HAVEN'T EXACTLY BEEN
THE BEST TEAM LEADER HERE.
1754
01:08:46,400 --> 01:08:49,200
LOOK, SOMETIMES, WE LEARN
FROM OTHER PEOPLE'S MISTAKES
1755
01:08:49,233 --> 01:08:50,333
BETTER THAN FROM OUR OWN.
1756
01:08:50,367 --> 01:08:51,433
I MEAN, BY WATCHING YOU,
1757
01:08:51,467 --> 01:08:53,300
I AM SEEING SO MUCH OF
WHAT I DID WRONG.
1758
01:08:53,333 --> 01:08:54,567
WOW!
1759
01:08:54,600 --> 01:08:56,033
OH! NO, THAT--
1760
01:08:56,067 --> 01:08:58,133
OKAY, THAT SOUNDED HARSH. UM...
1761
01:08:58,167 --> 01:09:00,233
LOOK.
1762
01:09:00,267 --> 01:09:02,667
THINK ABOUT IT. I...
1763
01:09:02,700 --> 01:09:05,200
I WAS YOU, OKAY?
1764
01:09:05,233 --> 01:09:07,533
AND IT DIDN'T GET ME
WHERE I WANTED TO GO.
1765
01:09:07,567 --> 01:09:09,800
YOU KNOW, I READ YOUR REPORT.
1766
01:09:09,833 --> 01:09:11,400
OH, YEAH? AND?
1767
01:09:11,433 --> 01:09:12,767
AND IT OCCURRED TO ME
1768
01:09:12,800 --> 01:09:14,567
THAT, OF COURSE,
YOU FOUND A TECHNICAL GLITCH,
1769
01:09:14,600 --> 01:09:16,533
BECAUSE THAT'S
YOUR AREA OF EXPERTISE.
1770
01:09:16,567 --> 01:09:17,600
I WAS SO FOCUSED
1771
01:09:17,633 --> 01:09:19,433
ON TRYING TO FIGURE IT
ALL OUT ON MY OWN,
1772
01:09:19,467 --> 01:09:23,233
THAT I FORGOT
THAT I DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING.
1773
01:09:23,267 --> 01:09:25,567
I SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO YOU.
1774
01:09:25,600 --> 01:09:28,400
AND I'M SORRY.
1775
01:09:28,433 --> 01:09:31,167
WELL, UM...
1776
01:09:31,200 --> 01:09:34,500
I THINK I OWE YOU
THE EXACT SAME APOLOGY.
1777
01:09:34,533 --> 01:09:36,533
ACCEPTED.
1778
01:09:36,567 --> 01:09:38,467
AND THANK YOU
FOR HAVING MY BACK.
1779
01:09:38,500 --> 01:09:39,667
ANYTIME.
1780
01:09:39,700 --> 01:09:41,600
AND I MEAN THAT.
1781
01:09:45,267 --> 01:09:47,467
[TEXT ALERT CHIMES]
1782
01:09:48,600 --> 01:09:51,600
[**]
1783
01:09:52,633 --> 01:09:54,567
[LAUGHS]
1784
01:09:54,600 --> 01:09:57,400
[**]
1785
01:09:57,433 --> 01:09:58,633
[BACKGROUND CHATTER AND MUSIC]
1786
01:09:58,667 --> 01:10:02,100
[JONAH]:
SO, ANYWAY, IN THE END,
1787
01:10:02,133 --> 01:10:05,767
PEGGY REALIZES SHE DOESN'T
NEED THE JUNGLE TO BE HAPPY,
1788
01:10:05,800 --> 01:10:07,333
SHE CAN BE HAPPY
EXACTLY WHERE SHE IS,
1789
01:10:07,367 --> 01:10:09,600
AT HOME WITH THE PIGS.
1790
01:10:18,233 --> 01:10:19,367
HEY!
1791
01:10:19,400 --> 01:10:23,233
HEY! I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU ACTUALLY CAME. OH!
1792
01:10:23,267 --> 01:10:25,633
I WAS TOLD
THERE WERE 15-CENT WINGS.
1793
01:10:25,667 --> 01:10:27,433
I MAY HAVE ORDERED 20.
1794
01:10:27,467 --> 01:10:29,567
WHAT ARE YOU, AN AMATEUR?
THAT'S NOT NEARLY ENOUGH!
1795
01:10:29,600 --> 01:10:31,633
[CHUCKLING]
1796
01:10:33,100 --> 01:10:34,333
YOU OKAY?
1797
01:10:35,767 --> 01:10:39,433
I'M FEELING A LITTLE LOST
WITHOUT YOU, ACTUALLY.
1798
01:10:39,467 --> 01:10:42,067
I THINK MY CREATIVE JUICES
ARE ON HOLIDAY.
1799
01:10:42,100 --> 01:10:44,200
WELL, YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU NEED?
1800
01:10:44,233 --> 01:10:46,733
OF COURSE I DO.
1801
01:10:47,733 --> 01:10:49,367
BARTENDER?
1802
01:10:49,400 --> 01:10:50,533
[CLINKING]
1803
01:10:54,167 --> 01:10:56,533
OOH! THE FLAMING FISHHOOKS
1804
01:10:56,567 --> 01:10:58,600
ARE STRONG TONIGHT.
1805
01:10:58,633 --> 01:10:59,733
WHEW.
1806
01:10:59,767 --> 01:11:02,533
SO YOUR CREATIVE JUICES
ARE ON HOLIDAY, HUH?
1807
01:11:02,567 --> 01:11:06,833
BRILLIANCE LIVES IN THE MOMENTS
OUTSIDE OF LUCIDITY.
1808
01:11:06,867 --> 01:11:09,200
LUCIDITY
IS DEFINITELY OVERRATED.
1809
01:11:09,233 --> 01:11:10,300
I PREFER FANTASY.
1810
01:11:10,333 --> 01:11:13,167
I'M EXCEPTIONALLY BRILLIANT
IN MY FANTASIES.
1811
01:11:13,200 --> 01:11:14,367
AND IN REALITY,
1812
01:11:14,400 --> 01:11:16,833
THINGS NEVER TURN OUT
THE WAY WE HOPE THEY WILL.
1813
01:11:18,400 --> 01:11:19,833
I KNOW YOU, MIRA.
1814
01:11:19,867 --> 01:11:22,200
I KNOW WHEN YOU'RE NOT HAPPY.
1815
01:11:22,233 --> 01:11:24,300
AM I THAT TRANSPARENT?
1816
01:11:24,333 --> 01:11:27,267
I MEAN, WHO GETS EVERYTHING
THEY'VE EVER DREAMT OF,
1817
01:11:27,300 --> 01:11:29,167
AND THEY'RE MORE MISERABLE
THAN BEFORE?
1818
01:11:29,200 --> 01:11:31,800
YOU MADE
A FEW APRIL FOOL'S JOKES.
1819
01:11:31,833 --> 01:11:35,167
YOU ASKED
AND YOU RECEIVED.
1820
01:11:35,200 --> 01:11:36,433
BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN
1821
01:11:36,467 --> 01:11:39,700
YOU GET TO CONTROL
HOW IT ALL PLAYS OUT.
1822
01:11:39,733 --> 01:11:43,167
DO YOU KNOW THE ORIGINS
OF APRIL FOOL'S DAY?
1823
01:11:43,200 --> 01:11:44,167
NO.
1824
01:11:44,200 --> 01:11:45,500
OKAY.
1825
01:11:45,533 --> 01:11:46,900
SO, WAY BACK WHEN,
1826
01:11:46,933 --> 01:11:48,367
IN ORDER TO MAINTAIN CONTROL,
1827
01:11:48,400 --> 01:11:49,500
THE PEOPLE IN CHARGE
1828
01:11:49,533 --> 01:11:51,767
WOULD SEND UNDERLINGS
ON A "FOOL'S ERRAND"...
1829
01:11:51,800 --> 01:11:54,600
BUT THEY'D ONLY BE A FOOL
1830
01:11:54,633 --> 01:11:57,433
IF THEY ACCEPTED THE ERRAND.
1831
01:11:57,467 --> 01:11:59,667
MAYBE THE UNIVERSE WAS TRYING
TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.
1832
01:12:00,800 --> 01:12:02,700
WHAT? THAT I'M A FOOL?
1833
01:12:02,733 --> 01:12:04,633
THAT'S NOT WHAT
I'M TRYING TO SAY.
1834
01:12:06,533 --> 01:12:07,800
MAYBE...
1835
01:12:07,833 --> 01:12:09,567
THERE'S A ROAD
1836
01:12:09,600 --> 01:12:12,900
YOUR IMAGINATION
HASN'T THOUGHT OF YET.
1837
01:12:16,233 --> 01:12:17,667
MAYBE YOU SHOULD...
1838
01:12:17,700 --> 01:12:19,567
GIVE THAT ROAD A TRY.
1839
01:12:22,267 --> 01:12:24,900
AND WHAT ROAD WOULD THAT BE?
1840
01:12:28,900 --> 01:12:30,400
ME, MIRA.
1841
01:12:31,900 --> 01:12:33,767
ME.
1842
01:12:39,333 --> 01:12:40,700
JONAH, I'M SORRY--
1843
01:12:40,733 --> 01:12:42,967
I KNOW.
1844
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:45,267
I'M NOT A PART OF THE FANTASY.
1845
01:12:46,833 --> 01:12:48,567
[JONAH HUFFS]
1846
01:12:49,600 --> 01:12:51,333
YOU KNOW WHAT?
1847
01:12:51,367 --> 01:12:52,700
I, UH...
1848
01:12:52,733 --> 01:12:55,333
PREFER REALITY.
1849
01:12:56,533 --> 01:12:59,000
[**]
1850
01:13:00,667 --> 01:13:02,000
JONAH?
1851
01:13:05,533 --> 01:13:07,433
GOOD LUCK WITH THE SITE, MIRA.
1852
01:13:07,467 --> 01:13:09,900
I HOPE IT'S A HUGE SUCCESS.
1853
01:13:14,033 --> 01:13:16,000
JONAH.
1854
01:13:16,033 --> 01:13:18,800
[**]
1855
01:13:26,900 --> 01:13:28,567
SO WHAT DID YOU
SAY TO THAT?
1856
01:13:28,600 --> 01:13:30,500
I DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY,
1857
01:13:30,533 --> 01:13:32,000
AND HE JUST LEFT.
1858
01:13:32,033 --> 01:13:33,600
HE SEEMED REALLY ANGRY.
1859
01:13:33,633 --> 01:13:35,567
WELL, SOMETIMES,
OTHER EMOTIONS
1860
01:13:35,600 --> 01:13:37,500
CAN WEAR
AN "ANGER COSTUME."
1861
01:13:37,533 --> 01:13:38,867
IT WAS SUPER-AWKWARD.
1862
01:13:38,900 --> 01:13:40,733
OR SUPER-AMAZING.
1863
01:13:40,767 --> 01:13:44,467
I MEAN, HE JUST TOLD YOU
HE HAS FEELINGS FOR YOU!
1864
01:13:44,500 --> 01:13:47,333
AND NOBODY MAKES YOU
AS HAPPY AS THIS GUY.
1865
01:13:47,367 --> 01:13:48,500
I MEAN, YOU HAVE
THE SAME SENSE OF HUMOR,
1866
01:13:48,533 --> 01:13:49,667
THE SAME LIKES.
1867
01:13:49,700 --> 01:13:51,867
THAT'S WHAT MAKES
A RELATIONSHIP.
1868
01:13:51,900 --> 01:13:53,000
I DON'T KNOW.
1869
01:13:53,033 --> 01:13:55,000
I JUST NEVER THOUGHT
ABOUT HIM THAT WAY.
1870
01:13:55,033 --> 01:13:58,300
HE'S ALWAYS JUST BEEN
MY BUDDY, JONAH.
1871
01:13:58,333 --> 01:13:59,600
AND NOW?
1872
01:13:59,633 --> 01:14:01,733
AND HOW I NEED TO
RETHINK EVERYTHING!
1873
01:14:01,767 --> 01:14:02,833
-EVERYTHING?
-EVERYTHING!
1874
01:14:02,867 --> 01:14:04,800
I PLAYED THESE PRANKS
AND NOW I FEEL LIKE
1875
01:14:04,833 --> 01:14:06,633
I'M THE ONE GOING
ON A FOOL'S ERRAND.
1876
01:14:06,667 --> 01:14:08,800
I... [SIGHS]
1877
01:14:08,833 --> 01:14:11,333
I DON'T WANT TO BE
THE FOOL ANYMORE, SOPHIE.
1878
01:14:11,367 --> 01:14:13,700
I NEED TO REFUSE
THE ERRAND.
1879
01:14:13,733 --> 01:14:15,400
ALL OF THE ERRANDS.
1880
01:14:15,433 --> 01:14:18,500
[**]
1881
01:14:34,833 --> 01:14:36,967
YOU'RE NOT MY HOME.
1882
01:14:38,467 --> 01:14:40,800
[LAUGHS]
1883
01:14:47,067 --> 01:14:48,667
ARE YOU WATCHING SHELLY?
1884
01:14:48,700 --> 01:14:51,400
OF COURSE WE ARE.
IT'S THE FINALE.
1885
01:14:51,433 --> 01:14:52,800
ROOM FOR ONE MORE?
1886
01:14:52,833 --> 01:14:54,700
COME IN.
1887
01:14:54,733 --> 01:14:56,833
HI!
1888
01:14:56,867 --> 01:14:58,833
[ANNOUNCER]:
SHELLY LOOKS FOR LOVE.
1889
01:14:58,867 --> 01:15:00,000
[BACHELOR]:
I'M SUPER EXCITED.
1890
01:15:00,033 --> 01:15:02,433
[EPISODE CONTINUES]
1891
01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:07,667
I'M SORRY
THAT I'VE BEEN SO UNAVAILABLE.
1892
01:15:07,700 --> 01:15:09,067
I'VE MISSED YOU GUYS.
1893
01:15:09,100 --> 01:15:11,967
WE MISSED YOU, TOO.
1894
01:15:13,100 --> 01:15:16,167
I USED TO ALWAYS THINK
I'D LOVE LIVING ALONE,
1895
01:15:16,200 --> 01:15:18,133
BUT I USED TO THINK
A LOT OF THINGS.
1896
01:15:19,933 --> 01:15:20,867
I LOVE THIS.
1897
01:15:20,900 --> 01:15:24,567
ME, MIRA, KELSEA,
AND SHELLY.
1898
01:15:24,600 --> 01:15:26,400
BACK TOGETHER AGAIN.
1899
01:15:26,433 --> 01:15:27,733
[CHUCKLING]
1900
01:15:27,767 --> 01:15:29,633
IT'S THE BEST.
1901
01:15:29,667 --> 01:15:30,833
BUT...
1902
01:15:30,867 --> 01:15:32,900
BROOKE, WE REALLY DO
NEED TO MOVE.
1903
01:15:32,933 --> 01:15:35,033
I ALREADY MISS MY BATHTUBS.
1904
01:15:35,067 --> 01:15:37,067
[LAUGHING]
1905
01:15:37,100 --> 01:15:38,167
CHEERS.
1906
01:15:38,200 --> 01:15:39,767
[ALL]: CHEERS.
1907
01:15:39,800 --> 01:15:42,433
[**]
1908
01:15:50,767 --> 01:15:52,933
[**]
1909
01:15:54,633 --> 01:15:56,667
[DOOR THUDS]
1910
01:15:56,700 --> 01:15:58,733
SO LISTEN,
I HAVE TO RALLY THE TEAM
1911
01:15:58,767 --> 01:16:00,133
AND BRING EVERYONE BACK TOGETHER
1912
01:16:00,167 --> 01:16:01,833
AND I NEED YOUR HELP.
1913
01:16:01,867 --> 01:16:04,033
OOH... I DON'T KNOW.
1914
01:16:05,167 --> 01:16:06,667
KIDDING! YES. OF COURSE.
1915
01:16:08,600 --> 01:16:11,167
[**]
1916
01:16:21,500 --> 01:16:22,767
LISTEN UP.
1917
01:16:22,800 --> 01:16:24,067
I KNOW THE PAST COUPLE OF MONTHS
1918
01:16:24,100 --> 01:16:25,767
HAVE BEEN GRUELING
WITH LITTLE REWARD,
1919
01:16:25,800 --> 01:16:27,800
AND I HAVE BEEN
LESS THAN STELLAR AS A BOSS,
1920
01:16:27,833 --> 01:16:30,700
AND THAT BREAKFAST
WON'T FIX EVERYTHING...
1921
01:16:30,733 --> 01:16:32,067
-IT COULDN'T HURT.
-BUT I NEED YOUR HELP.
1922
01:16:32,100 --> 01:16:33,067
ALL OF YOU.
1923
01:16:33,100 --> 01:16:34,167
WE ALL HAVE STRENGTHS,
1924
01:16:34,200 --> 01:16:35,700
AND WE NEED TO POOL
OUR COLLECTIVE RESOURCES
1925
01:16:35,733 --> 01:16:37,833
AND COME UP
WITH THE NEW DESIGN TOGETHER.
1926
01:16:37,867 --> 01:16:39,733
I KNOW
I HAVEN'T BEEN VERY OPEN,
1927
01:16:39,767 --> 01:16:41,900
BUT I'M READY TO LISTEN NOW,
REALLY READY.
1928
01:16:41,933 --> 01:16:46,633
MIRA AND I HAVE COLLECTED
SOME ITEMS THAT INSPIRED US,
1929
01:16:46,667 --> 01:16:49,000
SO FEEL FREE TO GRAB
SOME MATERIALS FROM YOUR DESKS,
1930
01:16:49,033 --> 01:16:50,200
AND ADD THEM
TO THE MIX.
1931
01:16:50,233 --> 01:16:52,633
NOW LET'S GRAB
SOMETHING FROM THIS PILE,
1932
01:16:52,667 --> 01:16:54,700
AND GET READY FOR THE MOTHER
OF ALL BRAINSTORMING SESSIONS.
1933
01:16:54,733 --> 01:16:56,133
I WANT TO HEAR
ALL OF YOUR IDEAS--
1934
01:16:56,167 --> 01:16:57,233
THE GOOD, THE BAD...
1935
01:16:57,267 --> 01:16:58,833
[WOMAN]: SO PEOPLE DON'T HAVE
THE ABILITY
1936
01:16:58,867 --> 01:17:01,167
TO DECORATE THEIR HOMES
AS MUCH ANYMORE,
1937
01:17:01,200 --> 01:17:03,733
SO THEY MIGHT ACTUALLY WANT
TO DECORATE THEIR SITES, RIGHT?
1938
01:17:03,767 --> 01:17:05,933
WE'LL TAKE PICTURES
OF OBJECTS...
1939
01:17:08,233 --> 01:17:10,033
YES! WE NEED
A "DISLIKE" BUTTON.
1940
01:17:10,067 --> 01:17:12,033
EVERYBODY'S "LIKING"
EVERYTHING, RIGHT?
1941
01:17:12,067 --> 01:17:13,700
WHAT IF IT LOOKS
LIKE A PHOTO ALBUM,
1942
01:17:13,733 --> 01:17:15,200
AND YOU TURN THE PAGE
TO REPRESENT A DIFFERENT SITE?
1943
01:17:15,233 --> 01:17:16,233
THAT'S INTERESTING.
1944
01:17:16,267 --> 01:17:17,700
OKAY, YOU GUYS--
1945
01:17:17,733 --> 01:17:19,600
WHAT ABOUT INTEGRATING A GALLERY
RIGHT INTO THE DESIGN?
1946
01:17:19,633 --> 01:17:20,733
YEAH!
1947
01:17:20,767 --> 01:17:23,100
-THAT MONET RIGHT THERE--
THOSE ARE OUR COLORS.
1948
01:17:23,133 --> 01:17:25,133
[**]
1949
01:17:25,167 --> 01:17:27,833
OURFRIENDS IS DOING
THE THREE-FOLD SITE,
1950
01:17:27,867 --> 01:17:30,100
BUT WHAT IF WE DO
A SIX-FOLD SITE?
1951
01:17:30,133 --> 01:17:31,167
EVERYONE HAS SIX WEBSITES
1952
01:17:31,200 --> 01:17:32,700
THAT THEY FREQUENT
ON A REGULAR BASIS.
1953
01:17:32,733 --> 01:17:34,600
THE THREE-FOLD SITE
CRASHES SERVERS.
1954
01:17:34,633 --> 01:17:35,867
WHAT WOULD SIX DO?
1955
01:17:35,900 --> 01:17:37,800
YEAH, BUT MICHAEL CAME UP
WITH A FIX FOR THAT.
1956
01:17:37,833 --> 01:17:39,033
YEAH, THE SERVERS
HAVE ALREADY BEEN BACKED UP
1957
01:17:39,067 --> 01:17:40,867
AND RECONFIGURED,
SO IT CAN HANDLE THE OVERFLOW.
1958
01:17:40,900 --> 01:17:41,867
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
1959
01:17:41,900 --> 01:17:43,100
[TEAM MURMURING IN AGREEMENT]
1960
01:17:43,133 --> 01:17:45,600
[**]
1961
01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:54,333
[**]
1962
01:18:03,167 --> 01:18:04,367
YOU GUYS...
1963
01:18:04,400 --> 01:18:05,900
I THINK WE GOT IT.
1964
01:18:05,933 --> 01:18:07,367
IT'S A CUBE,
ONE GIANT GALLERY OF DATA.
1965
01:18:07,400 --> 01:18:08,900
[JERRY]: ONE CLICK
TO SPIN THE CUBE
1966
01:18:08,933 --> 01:18:10,133
TO ANOTHER SIDE.
1967
01:18:10,167 --> 01:18:11,867
THERE'S YOUR DATA,
PULLED FROM THE NEXT SITE.
1968
01:18:11,900 --> 01:18:13,700
VOILA!
1969
01:18:13,733 --> 01:18:15,067
I'M LIKING THIS.
1970
01:18:15,100 --> 01:18:17,200
WE USE THE YOURPAGE
PERSONAL NETWORKING SITE
1971
01:18:17,233 --> 01:18:18,800
AS OUR HOME PAGE--
1972
01:18:18,833 --> 01:18:20,667
MICHAEL'S IDEA--
AND THEN SPIN THE CUBE AGAIN,
1973
01:18:20,700 --> 01:18:22,867
AND YOU'RE ON THE DATING SITE,
FOR THE SINGLES.
1974
01:18:22,900 --> 01:18:24,167
I'LL BE
USING THAT ONE.
1975
01:18:24,200 --> 01:18:25,900
[TEAM LAUGHING]
1976
01:18:25,933 --> 01:18:27,133
[MICHAEL]: AND BECAUSE
EACH SIDE OF THE CUBE
1977
01:18:27,167 --> 01:18:28,633
IS TREATED AS
PART OF THE WHOLE,
1978
01:18:28,667 --> 01:18:30,133
OUR SERVERS
WON'T TAKE A HIT.
1979
01:18:30,167 --> 01:18:32,033
MICHAEL FIGURED OUT WHAT CRASHED
OURFRIENDS' SERVERS,
1980
01:18:32,067 --> 01:18:33,167
AND CAME UP
WITH THIS BYPASS.
1981
01:18:33,200 --> 01:18:34,633
IT IS BRILLIANT!
1982
01:18:34,667 --> 01:18:36,100
AND I LOVE THE COLOR SCHEME!
1983
01:18:36,133 --> 01:18:37,733
THAT WAS ALL SUSAN.
1984
01:18:37,767 --> 01:18:39,300
[ERIN]: MM.
1985
01:18:39,333 --> 01:18:41,367
IT'S PERFECT.
IT'S PERFECT.
1986
01:18:41,400 --> 01:18:44,067
NOW WE'LL HAVE SOMETHING
TO SHOW AT THE LAUNCH.
1987
01:18:44,100 --> 01:18:45,967
-MM!
-[CHUCKLING]
1988
01:18:46,000 --> 01:18:48,133
[**]
1989
01:18:55,833 --> 01:18:58,033
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
1990
01:18:58,067 --> 01:19:00,167
I WAS HOPING
TO TAKE YOU FOR DINNER.
1991
01:19:00,200 --> 01:19:02,233
OH.
1992
01:19:02,267 --> 01:19:04,433
LIAM, CAN WE TALK?
1993
01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:07,867
SURE.
1994
01:19:10,700 --> 01:19:13,667
LIAM, YOU'RE WONDERFUL,
1995
01:19:13,700 --> 01:19:16,067
AND YOU'RE KIND...
1996
01:19:16,100 --> 01:19:18,200
AND GENEROUS
1997
01:19:18,233 --> 01:19:20,400
AND QUITE HONESTLY,
PERFECT.
1998
01:19:21,767 --> 01:19:24,200
YOU'RE JUST
NOT PERFECT FOR ME,
1999
01:19:24,233 --> 01:19:26,467
AND I'M NOT PERFECT
FOR YOU EITHER.
2000
01:19:29,200 --> 01:19:30,900
I'VE KIND OF BEEN
2001
01:19:30,933 --> 01:19:33,933
GETTING THAT SAME
FEELING, TOO, LATELY.
2002
01:19:35,767 --> 01:19:38,067
I MEAN, WHO DOESN'T
LIKE KENNY CHESNEY?
2003
01:19:38,100 --> 01:19:40,767
[LAUGHING]
2004
01:19:41,867 --> 01:19:43,900
HMM...
2005
01:19:43,933 --> 01:19:46,833
I'M GOING TO MISS YOU, MIRA.
2006
01:19:46,867 --> 01:19:49,067
I'M GONNA MISS YOU, TOO,
2007
01:19:49,100 --> 01:19:53,067
AND I REALLY DO WISH YOU
THE BEST IN EVERYTHING.
2008
01:19:54,867 --> 01:19:57,800
[**]
2009
01:20:01,367 --> 01:20:03,000
THANK YOU ALL FOR JOINING US
2010
01:20:03,033 --> 01:20:07,267
TO CELEBRATE THE EVENT OF
OUR NEW SITE GOING LIVE TODAY.
2011
01:20:07,300 --> 01:20:09,200
[APPLAUDING AND CHEERING]
2012
01:20:09,233 --> 01:20:11,067
I'M HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE
2013
01:20:11,100 --> 01:20:14,133
THAT WE ARE ADDING PROFILES
IN DROVES,
2014
01:20:14,167 --> 01:20:16,233
AND OUR SERVERS
ARE DOING JUST FINE!
2015
01:20:16,267 --> 01:20:18,100
LOOK AT EVERYTHING
YOU'VE ACCOMPLISHED--
2016
01:20:18,133 --> 01:20:19,233
WE'RE LIVE AND IT'S A HIT.
2017
01:20:19,267 --> 01:20:20,833
WHAT WE'VE ACCOMPLISHED,
MICHAEL.
2018
01:20:20,867 --> 01:20:22,400
I CANNOT TAKE
ALL THE CREDIT.
2019
01:20:22,433 --> 01:20:24,833
I MUST CONGRATULATE
2020
01:20:24,867 --> 01:20:27,667
THE TEAM RESPONSIBLE
FOR THIS AMAZING INTERFACE.
2021
01:20:27,700 --> 01:20:31,667
MIRA, MICHAEL...
YOUR ENTIRE TEAM.
2022
01:20:31,700 --> 01:20:33,700
BRILLIANT WORK.
2023
01:20:33,733 --> 01:20:36,033
AND NOW THAT THE WORK
IS ALL DONE,
2024
01:20:36,067 --> 01:20:37,033
IT'S TIME TO PARTY.
2025
01:20:37,067 --> 01:20:39,667
[ALL CHEERING]
2026
01:20:39,700 --> 01:20:41,033
LET'S HUG IT OUT.
2027
01:20:42,133 --> 01:20:44,233
-CONGRATS.
-YOU TOO.
2028
01:20:44,267 --> 01:20:46,333
[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
2029
01:20:46,367 --> 01:20:47,667
-MICHAEL. MICHAEL.
-WE DID IT.
2030
01:20:47,700 --> 01:20:48,900
OHH.
2031
01:20:48,933 --> 01:20:51,400
[HAPPY CHATTER CONTINUES]
2032
01:20:51,433 --> 01:20:54,200
I'M SO SORRY I'M LATE!
2033
01:20:54,233 --> 01:20:56,133
CONGRATULATIONS.
I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.
2034
01:20:56,167 --> 01:20:57,200
THANK YOU,
AND THANK YOU
2035
01:20:57,233 --> 01:20:58,767
FOR BEING MY DATE
AT THE LAST MINUTE.
2036
01:20:58,800 --> 01:21:00,933
OH, SWEETIE. ANY TIME.
2037
01:21:02,167 --> 01:21:03,400
YOU OKAY?
2038
01:21:03,433 --> 01:21:05,800
YEAH. BREAKING UP WITH HIM
WAS THE RIGHT THING TO DO.
2039
01:21:05,833 --> 01:21:07,800
OF COURSE IT WAS.
2040
01:21:07,833 --> 01:21:09,500
CHAMPAGNE?
2041
01:21:09,533 --> 01:21:10,767
YES, PLEASE.
2042
01:21:12,767 --> 01:21:15,433
[CHATTER AND BUZZ CONTINUE]
2043
01:21:15,467 --> 01:21:17,000
[MAN]:
OH, THANK YOU.
2044
01:21:18,800 --> 01:21:20,967
[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
2045
01:21:21,000 --> 01:21:23,433
[**]
2046
01:21:26,433 --> 01:21:28,267
[MICHAEL]:
HEY! JERRY!
2047
01:21:28,300 --> 01:21:30,100
THIS IS, UH,
JERRY AND SUSAN.
2048
01:21:30,133 --> 01:21:31,233
NICE TO MEET YOU.
2049
01:21:31,267 --> 01:21:32,500
WHERE HAVE
YOU GUYS BEEN?
2050
01:21:32,533 --> 01:21:35,200
UM...
2051
01:21:35,233 --> 01:21:37,067
JONAH'S
BOOK SIGNING.
2052
01:21:37,100 --> 01:21:38,233
SORRY WE DUCKED OUT
FOR A FEW.
2053
01:21:38,267 --> 01:21:40,200
NO! IT'S FINE.
YOU SHOULD...
2054
01:21:40,233 --> 01:21:41,933
BE THERE TO SUPPORT HIM.
WAS THERE A GOOD TURNOUT?
2055
01:21:41,967 --> 01:21:43,967
A GREAT TURNOUT.
2056
01:21:45,033 --> 01:21:46,100
COOL! DID-- DID YOU...
2057
01:21:46,133 --> 01:21:47,233
YEAH, YEAH. I HAVE
YOUR COPY RIGHT HERE.
2058
01:21:47,267 --> 01:21:49,067
CHECK IT OUT.
2059
01:21:49,100 --> 01:21:50,100
YOU NEED TO TALK TO HIM.
2060
01:21:50,133 --> 01:21:51,200
HE CLEARLY HATES ME.
2061
01:21:51,233 --> 01:21:53,733
HE DIDN'T EVEN INVITE ME
TO HIS BOOK SIGNING.
2062
01:21:53,767 --> 01:21:55,233
HE LOVES YOU.
2063
01:21:55,267 --> 01:21:56,833
HE'S JUST HURT.
2064
01:21:56,867 --> 01:21:58,233
THAT'S WHY YOU NEED TO GO
TO HIS BOOK SIGNING. NOW.
2065
01:21:58,267 --> 01:21:59,233
I DON'T KNOW.
2066
01:21:59,267 --> 01:22:00,300
HONEY...
2067
01:22:00,333 --> 01:22:01,900
GO!
2068
01:22:01,933 --> 01:22:04,833
[**]
2069
01:22:09,333 --> 01:22:11,200
A MILLION CABS IN THIS CITY
2070
01:22:11,233 --> 01:22:13,300
AND NOT A SINGLE ONE
WHEN YOU NEED IT.
2071
01:22:13,333 --> 01:22:14,833
[GROANS]
2072
01:22:14,867 --> 01:22:18,000
[**]
2073
01:22:21,300 --> 01:22:23,300
[SIGHS]
2074
01:22:28,200 --> 01:22:29,967
[TEARFULLY]: HMPH.
2075
01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:31,867
[SNIFFLES]
2076
01:22:31,900 --> 01:22:34,167
[WHIMPERS A SOB AND SIGHS]
2077
01:22:38,433 --> 01:22:41,600
[**]
2078
01:23:01,600 --> 01:23:04,067
[BUZZING CHATTER]
2079
01:23:06,600 --> 01:23:09,533
HEY! DO YOU WANT
YOUR USUAL TABLE?
2080
01:23:09,567 --> 01:23:11,967
NO, I THINK I'M GONNA JUST
SIT AT THE BAR TONIGHT.
2081
01:23:12,000 --> 01:23:13,267
OH!
2082
01:23:13,300 --> 01:23:16,067
[**]
2083
01:23:25,633 --> 01:23:27,400
FLAMING FISHHOOK, PLEASE.
2084
01:23:27,433 --> 01:23:28,533
MAKE THAT TWO.
2085
01:23:30,100 --> 01:23:31,567
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
2086
01:23:31,600 --> 01:23:33,567
I WENT UPSTAIRS
TO YOUR PARTY,
2087
01:23:33,600 --> 01:23:34,867
BUT YOU WEREN'T THERE,
2088
01:23:34,900 --> 01:23:37,367
SO I THOUGHT
THE NEXT BEST THING,
2089
01:23:37,400 --> 01:23:38,867
COME TO
OUR FAVORITE PLACE.
2090
01:23:38,900 --> 01:23:40,067
I WENT TO
YOUR BOOK SIGNING,
2091
01:23:40,100 --> 01:23:41,233
AND YOU WEREN'T THERE.
2092
01:23:41,267 --> 01:23:42,267
I DIDN'T WANT TO MISS
2093
01:23:42,300 --> 01:23:43,433
THE MOST IMPORTANT NIGHT
OF YOUR LIFE,
2094
01:23:43,467 --> 01:23:45,167
EVEN IF
I WASN'T INVITED.
2095
01:23:45,200 --> 01:23:47,867
I DIDN'T WANT
TO MISS YOURS EITHER.
2096
01:23:47,900 --> 01:23:50,100
I'M SORRY I WAS LATE.
2097
01:23:50,133 --> 01:23:51,967
HEY! NO. I GET IT.
2098
01:23:52,000 --> 01:23:53,967
YOU, UH, YOU HAD
STUFF TO DO.
2099
01:23:54,000 --> 01:23:56,467
I'M SORRY
I DIDN'T INVITE YOU.
2100
01:23:56,500 --> 01:23:58,333
I, UH...
2101
01:24:03,067 --> 01:24:04,967
I SIGNED IT FOR YOU,
2102
01:24:05,000 --> 01:24:07,633
FOR... WHEN
I MIGHT SEE YOU LATER.
2103
01:24:07,667 --> 01:24:09,700
YOU WERE GOING TO SEE ME LATER?
2104
01:24:10,967 --> 01:24:14,600
I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT
WHEN I MIGHT SEE YOU LATER.
2105
01:24:16,133 --> 01:24:18,067
I THOUGHT YOU HATED ME.
2106
01:24:18,100 --> 01:24:20,200
YOU INFURIATE ME, MIRA.
2107
01:24:21,200 --> 01:24:23,533
THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE.
2108
01:24:24,500 --> 01:24:27,067
[**]
2109
01:24:29,967 --> 01:24:31,500
[LAUGHS]
2110
01:24:31,533 --> 01:24:33,700
[MIRA'S SNIFFLES]
2111
01:24:33,733 --> 01:24:35,733
THANK YOU, JONAH.
2112
01:24:37,367 --> 01:24:39,067
THAT'S... THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
2113
01:24:39,100 --> 01:24:42,133
[**]
2114
01:24:43,967 --> 01:24:45,567
SO LISTEN.
2115
01:24:45,600 --> 01:24:46,600
[CLOSES THE BOOK]
2116
01:24:46,633 --> 01:24:49,633
YOURPAGE IS UNDER CONTROL,
2117
01:24:49,667 --> 01:24:52,700
AND THE NEW CUBE DESIGN
IS A HIT,
2118
01:24:52,733 --> 01:24:55,600
AND...
2119
01:24:56,967 --> 01:24:59,000
I NEED YOU BACK.
2120
01:25:00,500 --> 01:25:02,067
MIRA, I'M NOT...
2121
01:25:02,100 --> 01:25:04,000
I'M NOT COMING BACK
TO YOURPAGE.
2122
01:25:04,033 --> 01:25:06,000
I'M SURE YOU CAN FIND
2123
01:25:06,033 --> 01:25:08,233
ANOTHER DESIGNER
TO DO YOUR BIDDING.
2124
01:25:08,267 --> 01:25:11,467
I'M NOT SAYING
YOURPAGE NEEDS YOU BACK.
2125
01:25:16,067 --> 01:25:18,767
I'M SAYING I NEED YOU BACK.
2126
01:25:20,733 --> 01:25:22,233
MIRA?
2127
01:25:22,267 --> 01:25:25,500
I CAN STOP
FANTASIZING ABOUT THE FUTURE
2128
01:25:25,533 --> 01:25:27,467
BECAUSE
TODAY IS PERFECT.
2129
01:25:27,500 --> 01:25:30,333
RIGHT NOW,
THIS IS PERFECT.
2130
01:25:33,033 --> 01:25:34,367
NOTHING'S PERFECT.
2131
01:25:34,400 --> 01:25:37,600
TRUE. BUT...
2132
01:25:37,633 --> 01:25:39,800
YOU'RE PERFECT FOR ME.
2133
01:25:43,133 --> 01:25:44,233
[CHUCKLES]
2134
01:25:45,267 --> 01:25:46,467
KISS ME, EARL.
2135
01:25:46,500 --> 01:25:50,267
[**]
2136
01:25:58,800 --> 01:26:01,400
[**]
2137
01:26:08,667 --> 01:26:11,667
[**]
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