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Hey, Hulkies.
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So, as you know, I was all set to bailon my web show,
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the one I started, like, 50 adventures agoto show the Hulk as a hero.
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Why? Because I proved, without a doubt,that the Hulk is a hero.
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But all I ever got for itwas seven lousy thumbs-ups.
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A-Bomb: Then this happened.
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The Kree mothership arrived on Earthto free our old enemy, Ronan the Accuser.
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We Smashers were all set to handle it,
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then the Avengers swooped inand there was this drama that ended
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with the Hulk ditchingus to go with Iron Man,
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Captain America and Thor,
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to storm the Kree shipand stop their big plan.
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Then lots of fighty-fightand some bruised egos
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with us Smashers feelinglike second-rate superheroes
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compared to the big shots.
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And oh, yeah, did I mentionHulk sacrificed himself for all of us?
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And he was absorbed, body and mind,by the Kree's leader,
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a.k.a. the Supreme Intelligence?
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'Cause that happened.
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The Kree thought having Hulk's powerwould make them stronger,
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- but it just made things worse,
-(yelling)
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for everybody.
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(growling)
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-Iron Man: Okay, what's the plan?
-Yikes.
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Gotta get Greenie out of there. (growling)
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(yells)
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(A-Bomb and Red Hulk grunt)
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The Smashers don't leave behind
one of their own.
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We got this.
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(all grunting)
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(Hulk growling)
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Ronan: Your Imminence, remember,
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you are the guiding light of the Kree.
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You can control this beast.
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-(growling)
-(Ronan grunting)
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Iron Man: Still think you've got this,
Smashers?
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Um, not so much, no.
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(screaming)
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(theme music)
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Iron Man: We'll handle it, Smashers.
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Avengers, go!
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(yelling)
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Come on, you costumed clowns!
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Help us get Greenie out of there.
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Iron Man: Working on it, Hulks.
I'm going in.
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(roars)
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(Iron Man grunting)
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(groaning)
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Ronan: Master, please remember,
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we are here to level punishment
upon the Earth.
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Punishment? I'll start with you.
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But Master...
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(groans)
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I can't feel too bad about that.
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A-Bomb: Hey, Coach,
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how about putting us into play?
Team-up style.
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Iron Man: We've tried everything else.
A-Bomb, you're with me.
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Thor, take Skaar. Red, you got Cap.
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Where's Jen?
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-(groaning)
-Jen!
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(grunting)
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-(both groan)
-That brain blast didn't hurt you?
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Nothing from big brain hurts Skaar.
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You will release our friend.
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(roaring)
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(Thor yells)
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Iron Man: If the big guy
is stuck in that gooey head,
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someone's gotta go in and get him out.
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I shall go.
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Hulk and I have been comrades
in many battles.
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None know him better than I.
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Except me.
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Hulk isn't just my teammate,
he's my brother.
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If there is one thing I understand,
it is brother issues.
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Jones, wait!
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Rick!
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(A-Bomb grunting)
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Huh, am I really... I'm doing this?
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Ah, all right, I'm almost there, big guy.
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A-Bomb's away.
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Okay. This is weird.
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Anybody home?
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(gasps)
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(chuckling) Hey, Big Brain.
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A-Bomb: Okay, the vacancy sign
is up in Leader's head.
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That's creepy. (yells)
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Let me go!
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Supreme Intelligence: Intruder'sbrain power has been rated low.
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Not worth absorbing.
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Low? My grandiose gray matter?
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That hurts.
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Supreme Intelligence: Intrudershall be exterminated.
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(Hulk roars)
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(growling)
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Hulk! Dig the new dread-tentacle things.
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You're just in time to save me.
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Oh. No, you're not.
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(roars)
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Hulk, wait, no!
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(grunting) That's... My... Face.
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(growls)
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"Argh" is right. (grunts)
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Hulk, buddy, it's me, A-Bomb.
I don't wanna fight.
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We're pals, remember?
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Hulk only know blue
monster not belong here.
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(groans) Oh, boy.
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Merging with the Supreme Intelligence
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must've reset
Hulk's mindless monster button.
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-(roars)
-Whoa!
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Doesn't that thing ever get a headache?
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Iron Man: The only headache
is the one he's giving me.
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Skaar remember Hulk
showed way to trick enemies.
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Skaar slash big, floaty head!
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The classic bait-and-snatch rescue trick.
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Old Greenie taught us that.
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In truth, I believed Hulk
little more advanced than a cave troll.
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Hulk not stop till he
smash blue monster to bits.
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(growling)
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Hey, that's it.
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If I can distract Hulk,
he'll start to calm down.
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(roaring)
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Huh? Where blue monster go?
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(A-Bomb groaning) You did it, Hulk.
You smashed me to bits.
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All that's left is my voice,
my tiny, tiny voice.
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(roars) Hulk smash blue monster.
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Who is stronger now, blue monster?
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Hulk is the strongest one there is.
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(panting)
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Blue monster sound puny.
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(laughs)
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Puny monster. Hulk showed you.
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(groaning, pants)
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Hulk: Rick? What happened?
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It's okay, buddy.
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I snapped you free
of the Supreme Intelligence.
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It wasn't too horrifically painful.
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But come on, we gotta beat feet
before the S.I. grabs you again.
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(sighs) From now on, I'll do the grabbing.
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Speaking of which...
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Well, can't forget Chuckles.
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Tentacles got us in here,
tentacles will get us out.
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I hope.
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For the record, I hate the tentacles.
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(groaning)
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(grunting)
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(groaning)
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Hulk free.
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Welcome back, cuz.
I'll get us a ride home.
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Iron Man: I have to admit,
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you Smashers
really know what you're doing.
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Hulk even freed The Leader
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when he could've abandoned his enemy.
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Come on, what am I? A monster?
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Speaking of monsters,
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we better be sure pudding-head there
is really out.
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Hulk: That glow... I can't move!
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You may approach him not.
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He is still the Supreme Intelligence,
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the all-power liege of the Kree.
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And you...
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(yells)
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Ronan: You shall be destroyed!
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(all grunting)
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Iron Man: Thor, grab them.
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Thor: There is no need.
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Our rescue is at hand.
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(heroic music)
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Iron Man: Well, that was close.
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Thanks, Jen.
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I can't leave you lunkheadsalone for a minute.
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Wasn't our fault,
it was your boyfriend, Ronan.
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That creep won't stop
until we're all finished.
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Maybe I can see what Hammertime
has in store for us.
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I think one of my cameras
got stuck on the Kree ship.
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You were correct,my most trusted retainer.
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Earth is a haven of monsters.
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Our empire would be taintedif we merged with it.
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Then we agree therecan only be one solution.
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Yes, destroy the Earth,beginning with its champions.
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Finally. By your command.
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Ouch. Hard to feel happy right about now.
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Let's get down there.
Earth needs us, all of us.
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(whooshing)
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automated voice 1: This is an emergency.
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Please remain calmand follow evacuation orders.
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Jarvis only had a few minutes
to cobble these together,
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but they should be good enough
to get you airborne.
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(groans) Skaar hate tech-mol-agy.
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Why Skaar need jet on back?
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Take a look up there.
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Iron Man: Can you jump that high?
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Oh. Yeah, Skaar need jetpack.
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Red Hulk: Head's up, heroes!
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We got incoming.
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Hey, heroes, I know we're all excited
about the big invasion.
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Let's remember two words. Damage control.
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Good idea, Spidey. You're on it.
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Spider-Man: Don't I get a jetpack?
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Smashers, Avengers, let's go.
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Aw!
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Take them down hard.
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Iron Man: You heard the man.
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(Hulk grunting)
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Woo-hoo!
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A-Bomb: Not bad, Jen.
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Now check out my handiwork.
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Just call me the I-Bomb.
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That's like, short for "Iron Bomb."
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Battle drones,
concentrate your attack on them.
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As the heroes fall, so falls Earth.
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(zapping)
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(Thor groaning)
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-(alarm blaring)
-Hmm.
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Great. Circuits are scrambled.
I have to reboot.
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Can't stay with you.
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Iron Man: Locking into glide mode.
Sorry, boys.
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(Cap groans)
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Red Hulk: Good thing I put on a jetpack
and joined you flyboys.
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Got you.
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I'm hit!
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They got me, too!
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I take it back. I don't want a jetpack.
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How's Cap?
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Out cold, but breathing.
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(Skaar panting) Thor hurt, too.
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I say we raid Stark's armory
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for the biggest, baddest weapon
we can find to use on that creep.
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No, there's only one thing left
to throw at Ronan.
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A blunt instrument.
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Ready to fly, Shellhead?
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Yeah, but are you sure about this?
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No, Hulk.
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Buddy, you can't go it alone.
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We won't let you.
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This is the way it has to be.
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I need all of you Hulks here
to help the Earth in case I don't make it.
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I'm not ordering you as your leader,
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I'm asking you as family.
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Family. We promise.
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Cap: Hulk.
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You may need that.
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I'll bring it back.
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You better.
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Well, we doing this or not?
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Iron Man: Buckle up, Big Green.
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Come on! Jump Jet, now.
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Whoa, we promised to stay here.
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Wrong, I promised we'll help the Earth.
And here's how we'll do it.
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Iron Man: The whole Agents
of S.M.A.S.H. thing with you as leader...
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I'm only sorry I didn't see it before.
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Save it.
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Doesn't matter who's calling the shots.
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Right now,
we're all just guys with a job to do.
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Now let's make this count.
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Iron Man: Brace yourself, Hulk,
'cause here you go.
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Gunships, form a barrier
in front of my flagship.
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Do not let that monster through.
258
00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:32,750
(growling)
259
00:13:33,375 --> 00:13:34,415
Impossible!
260
00:13:35,041 --> 00:13:36,041
(crashing)
261
00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:40,000
(Hulk grunting)
262
00:13:40,083 --> 00:13:42,463
automated voice 2: Warning,perimeter has been compromised.
263
00:13:42,542 --> 00:13:43,752
(alarm blaring)
264
00:13:43,834 --> 00:13:47,044
Propulsion system critical.Ship destruction imminent.
265
00:13:47,125 --> 00:13:48,285
Evacuate.
266
00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:55,381
(groaning)
267
00:14:07,417 --> 00:14:08,497
Great shot.
268
00:14:08,583 --> 00:14:11,883
Not too bad, I guess.
For a blunt instrument.
269
00:14:18,375 --> 00:14:22,205
Ronan: Master, the Earthlings,
they will not be defeated.
270
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,330
Not by you, perhaps.
271
00:14:25,875 --> 00:14:30,535
I possess the most powerful weapon
of the Kree Empire at my command.
272
00:14:31,333 --> 00:14:32,383
Myself!
273
00:14:32,458 --> 00:14:34,878
Increase shields to maximum.
274
00:14:34,959 --> 00:14:38,669
Ready my ship for collision
with that primitive mudball.
275
00:14:39,625 --> 00:14:43,075
I will destroy the Earth myself!
276
00:14:45,083 --> 00:14:47,463
Iron Man: The Kree mothership, it's
headed for Earth.
277
00:14:47,542 --> 00:14:49,832
Any ideas how we'll get out of this one?
278
00:14:49,917 --> 00:14:52,207
All we can do is go down smashing.
279
00:14:58,291 --> 00:14:59,381
Where are the Smashers?
280
00:14:59,458 --> 00:15:02,378
Following your orders to help the city.
Spider-Man went with them.
281
00:15:02,458 --> 00:15:04,038
Hope we can buy them some time.
282
00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:19,285
Iron Man: Avengers, smash!
283
00:15:28,625 --> 00:15:30,035
(grunts)
284
00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:32,290
(groans)
285
00:15:33,458 --> 00:15:34,498
Cap: The guns are shielded.
286
00:15:42,417 --> 00:15:45,917
So is the whole blasted ship.
This is looking bad.
287
00:15:46,792 --> 00:15:50,882
Earth's champions are helpless.
Nothing can stop us now.
288
00:15:50,959 --> 00:15:52,329
(rumbling)
289
00:15:52,417 --> 00:15:55,877
Ronan: Master, other crafts are arriving
to defend the Earth.
290
00:15:56,542 --> 00:16:00,042
Who dares defy the Supreme Intelligence?
291
00:16:05,291 --> 00:16:06,791
Red Hulk: Look alive, Greenie.
292
00:16:06,875 --> 00:16:08,785
Here comes the cavalry.
293
00:16:08,875 --> 00:16:12,785
Deathlok, Mainframe, Jump Jet, open fire!
294
00:16:17,166 --> 00:16:18,416
Iron Man: I don't believe it.
295
00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:21,380
I do, 'cause those are my Smashers.
296
00:16:22,333 --> 00:16:24,673
And here come the Howling Commandos.
297
00:16:25,583 --> 00:16:29,043
Red Hulk: Looks like Devil Dinosaur
and Goon tagged along just for fun.
298
00:16:29,458 --> 00:16:31,828
Skaar bring monsters to fight.
299
00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:33,918
Fight, monsters, fight!
300
00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:44,125
Hey, leave some for the home team.
301
00:16:44,208 --> 00:16:48,038
Thing, Dr. Strange, Ghost Rider,
302
00:16:48,542 --> 00:16:49,832
let's show them how to do it.
303
00:16:50,125 --> 00:16:52,535
Let these invaders be punished.
304
00:16:54,166 --> 00:16:55,626
The shields are weakening.
305
00:16:55,917 --> 00:16:57,417
Our weapons are now unprotected.
306
00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:58,880
Supreme Intelligence: It matters not.
307
00:16:58,959 --> 00:17:01,959
The Kree shall not fall to these monsters.
308
00:17:02,041 --> 00:17:03,751
The Kree shall prevail.
309
00:17:03,834 --> 00:17:05,334
Hulk: Make way for a teleporter.
310
00:17:05,417 --> 00:17:06,957
She-Hulk has brought the Inhumans,
311
00:17:07,041 --> 00:17:09,081
joined by Olympus's favorite son.
312
00:17:09,542 --> 00:17:11,132
Let 'em have it, Hercules.
313
00:17:11,583 --> 00:17:14,253
(grunting)
314
00:17:16,875 --> 00:17:19,205
We're not doing enough damage. Black Bolt!
315
00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:24,001
Hey, Doc. How about
some mystic protection?
316
00:17:24,125 --> 00:17:26,035
Black Bolt here has something to say.
317
00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:32,955
(whispers) Stop.
318
00:17:38,166 --> 00:17:40,956
-(alarm blaring)
-Master, all shields have failed.
319
00:17:41,875 --> 00:17:43,745
But I shall not.
320
00:17:44,917 --> 00:17:46,707
(grunting)
321
00:17:47,291 --> 00:17:49,671
I may be defenseless,
322
00:17:49,750 --> 00:17:53,250
but my ship will collide with
Earth before you reach me.
323
00:17:54,083 --> 00:17:56,253
Your planet is lost.
324
00:17:56,333 --> 00:17:58,713
So we'll just call in another planet.
325
00:18:01,417 --> 00:18:02,577
Supreme Intelligence: Ego?
326
00:18:02,667 --> 00:18:03,957
No!
327
00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:07,462
A-Bomb as Ego: Hey, buddy. Surprise.
328
00:18:07,917 --> 00:18:10,287
-Rick?
-You gotta be kidding me.
329
00:18:10,417 --> 00:18:13,827
A-Bomb a planet. (laughs)
330
00:18:13,917 --> 00:18:14,997
Awesome.
331
00:18:15,083 --> 00:18:16,463
Classic Jones.
332
00:18:17,375 --> 00:18:19,285
We called in a few friends.
333
00:18:19,417 --> 00:18:22,667
The Guardians of the
Galaxy and little Ego,
334
00:18:22,750 --> 00:18:26,000
who even let me take a turn
in this bad boy's driver's seat.
335
00:18:26,125 --> 00:18:27,415
Guardians,
336
00:18:27,834 --> 00:18:29,794
you and Rick get all those other shipsout of here.
337
00:18:30,458 --> 00:18:33,458
Black Bolt, have Lockjaw
teleport everyone else.
338
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,710
Jen, I'm staying with Rick. I got an idea.
339
00:18:40,375 --> 00:18:43,665
Hey, Rick!
Time to go for a smash ball special,
340
00:18:43,750 --> 00:18:46,130
Planet A-Bomb style.
341
00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:49,920
Oh, yeah, epic. Bring it on, big guy.
342
00:19:02,083 --> 00:19:03,083
(spits)
343
00:19:03,542 --> 00:19:05,002
(growling)
344
00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:24,171
A-Bomb, finish him off.
345
00:19:25,083 --> 00:19:27,083
Planet A-Bomb's away!
346
00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:29,285
(laughs) Woo-hoo!
347
00:19:31,208 --> 00:19:33,788
No! (grunts)
348
00:19:40,375 --> 00:19:42,495
(explosion)
349
00:19:47,458 --> 00:19:50,248
Remember that the next time
you come here looking for a fight.
350
00:19:50,333 --> 00:19:51,583
I got friends.
351
00:19:54,083 --> 00:19:59,333
A-Bomb as Ego: Oh, yeah!
Smashers unlimited.
352
00:20:00,417 --> 00:20:03,627
Iron Man: I see now you're way more
than a monster of heroes, Hulk.
353
00:20:04,083 --> 00:20:05,753
You're a leader of heroes.
354
00:20:06,208 --> 00:20:07,828
And I guess we're all hungry heroes.
355
00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:11,083
I'm sure Jarvis can accommodate
all these weary world-savers.
356
00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:13,536
Cap, I got a better idea.
357
00:20:15,250 --> 00:20:17,830
Spider-Man: So, uh, Star Guy,
what're you having?
358
00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:19,287
It's Star-Lord, and trust me,
359
00:20:19,417 --> 00:20:21,747
the chili burgers
are worth crossing the galaxy for.
360
00:20:21,834 --> 00:20:23,834
Yeah, I'm sticking with the tuna melt.
361
00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:26,380
Thanks for giving our friend a job, Herb.
362
00:20:26,750 --> 00:20:28,880
He's recovering
from being an evil mastermind
363
00:20:28,959 --> 00:20:31,539
and some good, honest work
is just what he needs now.
364
00:20:31,625 --> 00:20:33,245
I'm glad to have the extra help,
365
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:35,883
what with all the new customers
flooding the place.
366
00:20:36,041 --> 00:20:37,041
The Leader: Order up.
367
00:20:37,667 --> 00:20:39,667
(playful music)
368
00:20:42,667 --> 00:20:46,127
Oh, man. We saved the Earth,
and we only got...
369
00:20:46,458 --> 00:20:47,958
Three more thumbs-ups?
370
00:20:48,458 --> 00:20:49,708
What is up with that?
371
00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:53,955
What's up is if I was hosting this webcast
instead of you, Jones,
372
00:20:54,041 --> 00:20:55,711
we'd be going viral.
373
00:20:56,250 --> 00:20:57,750
The webcast doesn't matter.
374
00:20:58,250 --> 00:21:00,920
It's the lives you save,
the people you help.
375
00:21:01,542 --> 00:21:02,882
Skaar help good.
376
00:21:02,959 --> 00:21:05,289
Now Skaar help self to more burgers.
377
00:21:06,583 --> 00:21:08,213
Sometimes you have to ask yourself,
378
00:21:08,291 --> 00:21:11,171
is it more importantthat people think you're a hero
379
00:21:11,250 --> 00:21:13,330
or that you are one?
380
00:21:14,458 --> 00:21:16,168
- Hulk...
- Oh, no, wait a minute.
381
00:21:16,250 --> 00:21:18,670
- I want to say it.
- No, my turn.
382
00:21:18,750 --> 00:21:21,000
- Skaar say.
- I'll say it.
383
00:21:21,083 --> 00:21:22,543
(yelps) Red Hulk, over and out.
384
00:21:22,625 --> 00:21:24,325
Wait a minute. The show's about me.
385
00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:26,287
Hulk: Hulk out. Hulk out.
386
00:21:26,375 --> 00:21:28,205
Skaar: Okay, Skaar say, "Skaar out."
387
00:21:28,291 --> 00:21:31,041
(overlapping dialogue)
388
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:35,375
(closing theme music)
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