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Heya, Hulkarinos,
we are back in the Big Apple
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for some R and R
and gettin' our rocket boards on!
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But not all of us are on board
with the program.
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A-Bomb: Like Wheels here.
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Jen, dude!
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Why are you rollin' around on skates?
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It's fun!
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Seriously, Shulkie.
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The stone age called.
They want their tech back!
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(Red Hulk laughing)
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Don't knock it till you try it.
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Why would we? We got rocket boards!
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They got rockets on them!
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Oh, wait. Here, let me show you.
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A-Bomb: Later, skater!
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Skaar: Skaar wave bye bye!
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Red Hulk: Sayonara, Wheels!
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(coughing) Jerks!
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You have your fun, Jen.
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But why the pads? You're invulnerable.
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I'm setting an example for the kids.
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Plus, I'm all armored up
for roller derby tryouts!
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She-Hulk: You'd love the derby, Hulk.
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It's all about smashing and crashing.
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The smashing and crashing sounds fun.
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But me, rolling around on little wheels?
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I don't think so.
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(explosion)
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Isn't Stark Industries over there?
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Hulk: Betcha Iron Man's in trouble again.
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Better get your board, Jen.
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Uh-uh.
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I'm goin' on my skates.
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All personnel, evacuate!
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Iron Man: Hulk! Watch it!
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Hulk: Hey, Stark!
Is this some kind of drill?
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No, Hulk. It's what it looks like.
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My weapons trying to blow everything up.
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(groans)
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Now, get out of here,
before they target you!
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Hulk: Why would they target us?
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'Cause you're friends with me!
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(rapid shots)
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Great!
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(theme music)
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Iron Man: Watch it, Hulks!
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(rapid shots)
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Iron Man: Incoming!
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-(screams)
-all: Whoa!
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(screams)
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Hulk: That was close.
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She-Hulk: Whoo-hoo!
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Get ready, Smashers.
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We got company.
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Hulk: Business as usual.
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Yeah.
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(motor whirring)
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A little help?
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Somebody better go save Tony's butt!
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On it!
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Hold tight, Tony!
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Aah!
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A-Bombs away!
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Boom!
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Boom! Boom, ka-boom.
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Come here you hunk of junk!
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Iron Man: Think that did it, big guy.
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Hey, Jen!
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Skates, huh?
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You know, I probably have some boot jets
in your size.
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Anything you can do
in your fancy footwear, I can do in mine.
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Red Hulk: So who hacked
into your weapons this time, Stark?
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Hydra? MODOK?
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Actually, it was me.
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Sorta.
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I wrote a computer program called
Mainframe to play war games with.
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And let me guess, it went crazy.
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Like that movie where the computer decided
it was all superior to mankind,
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and then nuked us like bugs?
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No, I think Mainframe
just got tired of losing,
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and decided it was going to beat me,
whatever it took.
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Its memory core's in the basement.
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I better go unplug it
before it gets into my other suits.
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(whirring)
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A-Bomb: Ah, sweet. Check 'em out!
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It's War Machine!
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And the Mark I Classic suit.
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Oh, that's the Silver Centurion!
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Whoo, and the Stealth Armor!
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Since you're so glad to see my collection,
you won't mind keeping them busy.
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Just try not to smash 'em.
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No promises.
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She-Hulk: I'll get your back, Tony.
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Iron Man: I can handle this, Jen.
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You might slow me down.
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Oh, I'll show you slow.
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She-Hulk: Is that all ya got?
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Iron Man: Touche!
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(all growling)
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You know, I kind of like smashing
this tin head.
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(roars) Skaar slash shiny man too!
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(grunts) Take that, Iron Hide!
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I love beating on this antique.
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Can you like, not dent that?
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That original Iron Man armor is worth
a fortune on the collector's market!
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Oh, going Stealth, huh?
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Well, let's see what happens
when an invisible Iron Man
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fights an invisible A-Bomb!
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-(zaps)
-(groans)
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A-Bomb loses, apparently.
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Iron Man: Last chance, Mainframe.
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End game now.
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-Mainframe: The game is not over, Stark.
-Iron Man: Uh-oh.
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He's magnetized my suit!
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Don't go anywhere.
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(zapping)
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Mainframe: This is against the rules.
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Not mine, buddy.
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This could be going better!
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-(thuds)
-Iron Man: Ah!
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Ow.
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You know, those skates
kind of work for you.
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Just because someone
doesn't like your hobby
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doesn't mean it's not awesome.
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(smashing)
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Ah, Hulks!
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A-Bomb: Check me out.
I'm Iron Man Classic.
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(mimicking robot) I was built in a cave!
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Skaar: Skaar see.
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Now Skaar don't see.
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-Skaar see...
-(crackles)
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Now Skaar don't see.
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-Skaar see...
-(crackles)
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Now Skaar don't see!
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Oh, this shiny man freaky.
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Don't worry, Stark.
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We recycle.
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Check out my new backscratcher!
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Hulk: So, uh...
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That was your problem, huh?
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Mainframe: I anticipated my defeat, Stark.
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As usual, you altered the rulesduring competition,
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to assure your victory.
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You cheated, Tony?
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Tony: So sometimes,
I tweak the rules to win.
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I'm just playing games.
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To better competewith you and your allies,
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I have summoned my own allies.
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From elsewhere.
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Elsewhere?
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Oh, why am I getting
a bad feeling about that?
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(whirring, twittering)
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Hmm. That's not good.
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Mainframe took control
of my deep space transmitters,
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and must have called this thing.
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A-Bomb: Yeah, but what is it?
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Mainframe: These are the Mekkans.
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An advanced, machine life formfrom a distant galaxy.
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They've come to join me.
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Don't let 'em merge with Mainframe!
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Ah!
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(all grunting)
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There's too many!
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We are one. We are Mainframe.
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Our game is over, Stark. And I win.
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(all groaning)
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(all groaning)
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Get off of me!
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Skaar slash techmo-lobogy!
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Will somebody pull the plug
on this overgrown video game?
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Wait, that's it!
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Underneath all the new tech,
Mainframe's still just a gamer!
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(grunting)
So you want to play with it now?
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(grunts) Might be our only chance
until we can figure out how to beat it.
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Iron Man, go! Hit the reset button!
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Submit, Stark. You have lost.
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Not in a fair fight.
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You got your Mekkans, I got Hulks.
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The odds are even now.
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Let's start a new game.
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Challenge accepted.
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I will defeat you in any war game.
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Commencing new competition.
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Proton cannon attack.
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Rules? I will attack your city.You must defend it.
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Hulk: Hold it.
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You said, "Any war game."
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Maybe something less destructive.
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Like what?
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I wrote the stupid program
to practice fighting with.
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She-Hulk: Hold it, Sparky.
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We choose roller derby.
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Roller derby?
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Say what, now?
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The war game known as roller derbyis unknown to Mainframe.
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I already used it downstairs to beat you.
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Remember?
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But Mainframe was not programmed to...
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(scoffs) That's your excuse for losing?
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We gonna skate, or what?
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That's my cuz!
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Tricking Mainframe into playing a gameit doesn't know.
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She always was the sneaky onein the family.
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Initiating data search.
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Accessing rules, regulationsand game play for roller derby.
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Ah, what roller derby?
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Exactly! We can't skate.
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We'll look like idiots!
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Better that than New York
being turned into a war zone.
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And we still have the advantage.
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Jen knows the sport.
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That's right.
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And Mainframe can only learn
so much from the Internet.
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Mainframe: Roller derby initiated.Set-up in progress.
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(rumbling)
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Stupid Internet.
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Mainframe: Mekkan skaters activated.
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(growls)
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Roller derby set-up complete!
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Humans! Prepare to skate.
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(buzzing)
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There's no way we can win.
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We don't even know this game.
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And you won't until you play it.
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Roller derby is kind of like a race
with some football and hockey thrown in.
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She-Hulk: Each team has five skaters,
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four blockers, and a skater with a star
in their helmet called the jammer.
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The goal is for our blocker
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to stop their jammer from getting past us
and vice versa.
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Every time our jammer passes
the other team's skaters, we score!
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A-Bomb, you ready to roll?
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Well, with Iron Man,
you've got your five derbiers.
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So, oh gosh...
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I guess I'll watch.
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You just don't want to try.
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We'll win this without Rick.
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I mean, how hard can it be?
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I can do this.
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Whoa! Oh!
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Oh, maybe not.
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(whistle blows)
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She-Hulk: That's right,
make a wall, Hulks.
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Don't let 'em by you.
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Tony, you're facing the wrong way.
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Iron Man: I know what I'm doing.
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(buzzing)
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(whistles)
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Hey, where's the go button
on these things?
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Hulk?
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Need some muscle up here!
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Green Machine! Coming through!
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Nice move, big guy!
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Tony, watch out!
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Iron Man: What's the matter with you?
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Hulk: I can't turn!
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(grunting)
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Come on, Hulks.
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Put a smashing on those junkers!
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You cannot defeat me.
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Shut up and skate.
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Red Hulk: Oh, right, left... Whoa.
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(grunting)
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Talk about your traffic jam!
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00:11:47,917 --> 00:11:50,327
Speaking of jammers, here I come!
265
00:11:50,375 --> 00:11:52,075
Clear a path for me, boys!
266
00:11:52,166 --> 00:11:53,876
(Red Hulk grunting)
267
00:11:54,458 --> 00:11:56,128
A-Bomb: Yeah, Jen.
You're through the pack!
268
00:11:56,208 --> 00:11:57,878
Rack up the points!
269
00:11:57,959 --> 00:12:00,419
(Red Hulk groaning) Ooh! Dang it!
270
00:12:00,959 --> 00:12:02,579
Can I get a push here?
271
00:12:02,667 --> 00:12:05,497
Whoa! (screaming)
272
00:12:05,583 --> 00:12:07,003
-(crashing)
-(cat yowls)
273
00:12:07,083 --> 00:12:09,793
Uh-uh-uh. Mekkans can't pass!
274
00:12:10,375 --> 00:12:11,375
Stop him, Hulk!
275
00:12:11,458 --> 00:12:12,288
I've got him!
276
00:12:12,375 --> 00:12:14,495
No. I don't got him.
277
00:12:14,583 --> 00:12:16,923
-Hulk: Not again!
-(thuds)
278
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,880
-(screams)
-(thuds)
279
00:12:20,375 --> 00:12:22,955
(beeping)
280
00:12:23,041 --> 00:12:25,251
Skaar fast on wheel shoes.
281
00:12:25,333 --> 00:12:27,133
Skaar catch machine!
282
00:12:27,208 --> 00:12:28,828
Uh, how Skaar stop?
283
00:12:28,917 --> 00:12:30,327
(groans)
284
00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:31,748
Red Hulk: Aw, you longhaired idiot!
285
00:12:31,875 --> 00:12:33,245
Skaar: Skaar can't stop.
286
00:12:35,083 --> 00:12:37,383
(beeping)
287
00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:40,165
Come on, Jen!
288
00:12:40,250 --> 00:12:42,710
You know, this would be much easier
on rocket boards.
289
00:12:42,792 --> 00:12:44,422
I'm just, you know...
290
00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:45,830
You do your thing.
291
00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:48,957
It'd be easier
if I could get a little help.
292
00:12:49,041 --> 00:12:51,081
Why can you only skate backwards?
293
00:12:51,166 --> 00:12:52,496
I have a very good reason.
294
00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:57,920
Hey, ladies.
295
00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,330
How ya doin'?
296
00:12:59,625 --> 00:13:00,455
(static)
297
00:13:01,875 --> 00:13:02,825
Ugh.
298
00:13:02,917 --> 00:13:03,827
(static)
299
00:13:04,375 --> 00:13:05,745
Whoa!
300
00:13:05,834 --> 00:13:06,884
Iron Man: Okay.
301
00:13:07,083 --> 00:13:08,923
So I never learned how to skate forward.
302
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,420
Look at that score.
303
00:13:11,125 --> 00:13:12,705
She-Hulk: We are in trouble, Tony.
304
00:13:16,458 --> 00:13:17,498
A-Bomb: Jerk!
305
00:13:18,542 --> 00:13:20,042
(beeping)
306
00:13:21,291 --> 00:13:22,581
(growls)
307
00:13:22,792 --> 00:13:25,462
That's it, you rolling piles of scrap.
308
00:13:25,542 --> 00:13:27,252
You made me see red!
309
00:13:27,542 --> 00:13:29,672
I'll make you see black and blue!
310
00:13:32,375 --> 00:13:33,625
She-Hulk: Go, Big Red!
311
00:13:33,709 --> 00:13:36,209
(roaring)
312
00:13:36,291 --> 00:13:38,381
Ah! Now I get it.
313
00:13:38,458 --> 00:13:40,828
We're just wrestling on wheels!
314
00:13:40,917 --> 00:13:42,457
(whistle blows)
315
00:13:42,542 --> 00:13:44,292
Referee: Penalty. Forearm major.
316
00:13:44,375 --> 00:13:45,825
Penalty, high block.
317
00:13:46,375 --> 00:13:47,535
- Penalty...
-(grunts)
318
00:13:47,625 --> 00:13:49,375
Penalize this!
319
00:13:49,458 --> 00:13:52,078
Penalty. Unsportsmanlike behavior.
320
00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:54,576
Skater, to the penalty box.
321
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:58,037
Uh, hey! It was an accident!
322
00:13:58,125 --> 00:13:59,285
I slipped!
323
00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:03,418
A-Bomb: Aw, come on, ref!
324
00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:05,000
You're not gonna call that!
325
00:14:05,417 --> 00:14:06,997
It was semi-legal!
326
00:14:07,458 --> 00:14:08,828
What happened?
327
00:14:08,917 --> 00:14:10,627
Hulk skater has been ejected.
328
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:14,790
The rules state, without a fifth skater,you forfeit the game.
329
00:14:14,875 --> 00:14:15,875
I win.
330
00:14:15,959 --> 00:14:21,039
Now, Mainframe challenges all humansto the war game of its choosing.
331
00:14:22,542 --> 00:14:24,542
Mainframe: Proton Cannon Attack!
332
00:14:24,625 --> 00:14:26,165
(clanging)
333
00:14:27,125 --> 00:14:30,375
Mainframe: Game commencing now.
334
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:39,129
Mainframe: Proton cannon energizedto attack!
335
00:14:39,875 --> 00:14:41,575
Whoa! Hold it, Sparky.
336
00:14:41,667 --> 00:14:43,417
Our bout ain't over.
337
00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:46,290
We don't forfeit,
because we do have a fifth skater.
338
00:14:47,583 --> 00:14:49,673
And you're all looking at me.
339
00:14:50,041 --> 00:14:52,631
It's not over until we lose.
340
00:14:52,709 --> 00:14:53,999
I mean, you lose.
341
00:14:54,083 --> 00:14:55,543
Then let the game continue.
342
00:14:55,834 --> 00:14:57,674
Time out! We need to regroup.
343
00:14:58,125 --> 00:14:59,325
(blows whistle)
344
00:14:59,417 --> 00:15:00,577
How much longer, ref?
345
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:02,037
Let me outta here!
346
00:15:02,834 --> 00:15:06,134
Iron Man: I've never lost to Mainframe,
and I'm not gonna start now.
347
00:15:06,208 --> 00:15:08,248
A-Bomb: You looked
at the scoreboard lately, I.M.?
348
00:15:09,083 --> 00:15:10,423
We're getting creamed!
349
00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:14,170
-(yelps)
-Hulks also losing.
350
00:15:14,250 --> 00:15:17,460
Speaking of which,
why didn't you ever let Mainframe win?
351
00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:20,172
Lose to a video game
to make it feel better?
352
00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:21,380
I don't think so.
353
00:15:21,917 --> 00:15:23,957
Why play, if you don't play to win?
354
00:15:24,041 --> 00:15:25,581
Let's just attack now.
355
00:15:25,667 --> 00:15:26,827
She-Hulk: No!
356
00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:30,669
We started this game,
and we're gonna finish it, win or lose.
357
00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:33,420
Let's go out there and have fun trying!
358
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,290
-Iron Man: Let's do it!
-Hulk: Sounds good, Jen.
359
00:15:35,375 --> 00:15:36,415
She-Hulk: On three.
360
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:38,580
One, two, three...
361
00:15:38,667 --> 00:15:39,747
all: Smash!
362
00:15:39,834 --> 00:15:41,334
(A-Bomb groaning)
363
00:15:45,041 --> 00:15:46,331
Remember, Hulks.
364
00:15:46,417 --> 00:15:47,577
Stick together.
365
00:15:48,625 --> 00:15:49,955
(blows whistle)
366
00:15:55,291 --> 00:15:56,881
Lean, Green Machine!
367
00:15:56,959 --> 00:15:57,789
Lean!
368
00:15:57,875 --> 00:16:00,955
(grunts) Hulk: I did it! I turned!
369
00:16:01,041 --> 00:16:02,711
No, I...
370
00:16:02,792 --> 00:16:04,422
Hey, this ain't so bad.
371
00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:05,380
Ah! Ow!
372
00:16:05,458 --> 00:16:07,248
Oh-ho, my spine!
373
00:16:07,291 --> 00:16:09,131
Skaar! Wait for the pack!
374
00:16:09,208 --> 00:16:11,078
Skaar not know how go slow.
375
00:16:11,166 --> 00:16:12,456
Skaar crash!
376
00:16:12,542 --> 00:16:15,132
Skaar only know how to slash and stab!
377
00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:16,578
Skaar stab?
378
00:16:16,959 --> 00:16:18,129
Ah!
379
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,040
Skaar stab! (grunts)
380
00:16:23,125 --> 00:16:25,075
And Skaar stop.
381
00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:28,330
(grunting)
382
00:16:31,417 --> 00:16:33,037
Nice, Tony.
383
00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:35,285
That backwards skating
really works for you.
384
00:16:35,375 --> 00:16:36,535
Oh, believe me.
385
00:16:36,625 --> 00:16:37,785
I know.
386
00:16:38,917 --> 00:16:41,877
(groans)
387
00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:44,580
Iron Man: I hate going forward!
388
00:16:44,667 --> 00:16:45,917
Gotcha, Tony.
389
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,670
Now, go clear a path for Jen!
390
00:16:48,917 --> 00:16:50,417
Red Hulk: Yeah, nice one, Tin Head!
391
00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:52,750
That'll put some iron in his diet.
392
00:16:53,291 --> 00:16:55,291
She-Hulk: That all you got, Mainframe?
393
00:16:55,375 --> 00:16:57,375
Your desire to win is impressive
394
00:16:57,458 --> 00:17:01,918
Perhaps, as Stark says,to win, I too must change the rules.
395
00:17:02,041 --> 00:17:03,381
Yeah, right, Mainframe.
396
00:17:03,458 --> 00:17:05,538
I programmed you to love the rules.
397
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,165
I have evolved,
398
00:17:07,250 --> 00:17:09,170
so I shall simply eliminate all of them.
399
00:17:10,834 --> 00:17:12,674
(whirring)
400
00:17:13,875 --> 00:17:15,455
Iron Man: No rules?
401
00:17:15,542 --> 00:17:16,962
I guess I can do this!
402
00:17:17,041 --> 00:17:18,881
Hulk, we're gonna need all skaters.
403
00:17:18,959 --> 00:17:21,249
Oh, my falling... why?
404
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:23,708
You're back in the bout, Red.
405
00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:25,382
-(grunts)
-Red Hulk: A-ha!
406
00:17:25,458 --> 00:17:26,748
Penalty killed.
407
00:17:27,375 --> 00:17:28,915
(beeping)
408
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:29,880
Okay.
409
00:17:29,959 --> 00:17:31,959
Now we're a real derby team.
410
00:17:32,041 --> 00:17:33,751
She-Hulk: We just need our derby names.
411
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:36,000
Jade Vixen!
412
00:17:37,750 --> 00:17:39,460
Skaar Krash!
413
00:17:40,166 --> 00:17:42,666
(weapon firing)
414
00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:43,830
She-Hulk: Big Red!
415
00:17:45,375 --> 00:17:46,575
Green Machine!
416
00:17:54,667 --> 00:17:56,417
And Iron Wheeler.
417
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:04,670
Hey!
418
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,500
That was a cheap shot! (groans)
419
00:18:08,083 --> 00:18:09,003
Rick.
420
00:18:09,083 --> 00:18:10,083
Take this.
421
00:18:10,166 --> 00:18:11,416
She-Hulk: You're gonna have to jam!
422
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:13,420
Uh, no! No, but I can't skate!
423
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:15,080
Iron Man: Sure, you can, A-Bomb.
424
00:18:15,166 --> 00:18:17,246
You just let 'er roll.
425
00:18:17,834 --> 00:18:19,634
Wait, roll? I can do that!
426
00:18:25,208 --> 00:18:26,748
A-Bomb: Whoo-hoo-hoo!
427
00:18:26,834 --> 00:18:29,084
A-Bomb-inator coming through!
428
00:18:29,166 --> 00:18:31,326
Iron Man: And Team Hulk closes the gap!
429
00:18:32,125 --> 00:18:33,825
Go, Rick, go!
430
00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:37,290
You will not beat me!
431
00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:39,787
Oh, plug a joystick in it!
432
00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:46,503
A-Bomb: Hey, Smashers,
I think we're gonna win!
433
00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:48,463
(beeping)
434
00:18:48,834 --> 00:18:50,834
You deceive yourself, Smasher.
435
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:54,960
Oh, man! He's too fast!
436
00:18:56,166 --> 00:18:58,706
(beeping)
437
00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:00,964
Watch out, Hulks.
438
00:19:01,041 --> 00:19:02,291
A-Bomb: Jammer coming!
439
00:19:02,417 --> 00:19:03,747
She-Hulk: We got him, Rick.
440
00:19:05,625 --> 00:19:06,665
Skaar slash!
441
00:19:06,750 --> 00:19:08,250
Jam this, Sparky!
442
00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:09,920
Watch it, Red!
443
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,460
- You lose, human.
-Hulk: Not this time.
444
00:19:15,792 --> 00:19:17,132
(clangs)
445
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:19,328
(beeps)
446
00:19:22,917 --> 00:19:24,577
(buzzes)
447
00:19:24,959 --> 00:19:27,039
(blows whistle) Game over!
448
00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:29,075
Ya-hoo!
449
00:19:29,458 --> 00:19:30,998
We won!
450
00:19:31,083 --> 00:19:32,173
We actually won!
451
00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:33,580
Yeah. You see me turn?
452
00:19:33,667 --> 00:19:34,667
Yeah. And Skaar stop.
453
00:19:34,750 --> 00:19:36,920
Red Hulk: I actually got rolling!
454
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,420
And, Rick, you roller-skated.
455
00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:41,750
A-Bomb: Jen, I am a roller skate.
456
00:19:41,834 --> 00:19:43,384
Check out my jamming moves!
457
00:19:43,458 --> 00:19:45,208
(vocalizing)
458
00:19:45,291 --> 00:19:47,421
Ow! My spine again!
459
00:19:48,041 --> 00:19:50,541
(crackling)
460
00:19:57,709 --> 00:19:58,749
Iron Man: Uh-oh.
461
00:19:58,834 --> 00:20:01,134
I think we'd better get ready
for another game.
462
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:13,130
Red Hulk: So, we canceling
Armageddon? Or...
463
00:20:13,875 --> 00:20:14,875
Hulk: They're leaving.
464
00:20:14,959 --> 00:20:16,289
That's a good sign.
465
00:20:19,250 --> 00:20:21,460
Mainframe: Mainframe lost. Again.
466
00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:23,459
But you played a good game.
467
00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:26,920
And hey, you almost won.
468
00:20:28,041 --> 00:20:29,381
I did almost win.
469
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,920
This new game was...satisfying to Mainframe.
470
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,580
It's called fun.
471
00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:36,327
It's what games are supposed to be.
472
00:20:36,917 --> 00:20:38,417
Win or lose.
473
00:20:40,208 --> 00:20:41,038
Tony: I get it.
474
00:20:41,125 --> 00:20:42,915
And hey, Mainframe.
475
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:46,000
You don't have to destroy our city
with your war games to have fun.
476
00:20:46,583 --> 00:20:48,673
The world's full of games you can play.
477
00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:52,790
I would go and explore the worldof humans to experience more...
478
00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:54,168
fun.
479
00:20:55,458 --> 00:20:57,288
(zapping)
480
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,130
Skaar: Bye-bye, Mr. Tech-malo-bagy.
481
00:21:06,583 --> 00:21:09,543
Wow, he sure traded in his skates
for rocket boots quick, huh?
482
00:21:09,625 --> 00:21:11,915
(grunting) Ow, hey!
483
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,670
That was definitely an elbow.
484
00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:15,170
Penalty, She-Hulk.
485
00:21:15,291 --> 00:21:16,581
Into the box!
486
00:21:16,667 --> 00:21:19,707
Red Hulk: I'll show you an elbow, Jones!
487
00:21:19,792 --> 00:21:20,672
(static)
488
00:21:20,750 --> 00:21:24,210
Never be afraid to try something new,'cause you might look dumb.
489
00:21:24,667 --> 00:21:26,077
Succeed or fail?
490
00:21:26,166 --> 00:21:27,326
It's the only way you learn,
491
00:21:27,417 --> 00:21:29,747
and you'll probably end uphaving some fun.
492
00:21:30,333 --> 00:21:31,463
She-Hulk, out.
493
00:21:31,917 --> 00:21:32,877
(static)
494
00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:35,750
(closing theme music)
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