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Hey, Hulkies. We finally brought
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the Leader to justice,restored our good names,
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and settled into a well-deserved rest
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in our Hulk quarters,
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which maybe lasted five minutes.
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(alarm blaring)
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A-Bomb: Now, we're speedinginto Vista Verde
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to answer a level alpha distress call.
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Red Hulk: This better be important.
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We should be out rounding up creeps
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from Abomination to Zzzax,
under my command, of course.
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Lucky for us,
you're not calling the shots!
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After all we've put Vista Verde through,
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we're seeing to the needs
of our town first.
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-(crashes)
-(glass shatters)
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Abomination back in town?
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Old Red's locked and loaded.
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Mayor Stan: It's not Abomination.
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I have a bigger emergency.
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Hulk, I need you to fill in
for me as mayor
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while I'm on vacation.
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Me?
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(Hulk stammers) I don't think so.
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I'm not what you call a people person.
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Mayor Stan: But you're a natural leader.
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Kids love you.
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Adults respect you.
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Besides, when you accepted
the key to the city,
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subbing for me was in the fine print.
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She-Hulk: "Bearer of this key agrees
to act as mayor when needed."
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He's got you there.
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Mayor Stan: See, you've got
everything you need,
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a crack legal counselor in She-Hulk,
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an Internet savvy PR pro in A-Bomb,
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and these two, um,
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first-rate personal security assistants.
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Assistant? Me?
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Mayor Stan: That's the spirit!
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Excelsior, Mayor Hulk!
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Stan out.
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(door closes)
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I'm a general, not a rent-a-cop.
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Hulk: You really want to be mayor?
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Fine, you're mayor.
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Oh, no.
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I won't take your handouts,
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and neither will Skaar.
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Uh, Skaar not take what now?
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We're sick of being treated
like second stringers!
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Red Hulk: We're gonna start
our own webcast!
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And it'll be bigger than yours, Jones.
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Oh, this I gotta see.
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We won't be no whiney wannabe
do-gooders, either.
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We'll be bounty hunters!
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Yeah, that's it!
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Super villain bounty hunters!
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Here's Red in your eye!
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Jerk.
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(theme music)
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Red Hulk: Wherever supervillainsthreaten puny humans,
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these two hammering Hulkswill be there to smash 'em!
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Here's Red in your eye!
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Skaar say catchphrase, too!
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-(spits)
- Throw it! Throw it, dummy! Throw it!
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(explodes)
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(laughing) Oh, man!
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Hulk, Jen, you guys...
You guys gotta see this.
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Pipe down, Rick.
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Hulk's dealing with unhappy citizens.
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Mmm.
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Sheriff: It's like this, Mayor...
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Uh, Hulk.
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The police department's
been getting complaints
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of vehicles parked illegally around town.
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No citizen is above the law, Sheriff.
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If you say so.
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You're giving me a ticket?
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Man: (in distance) Take her away, boys.
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(engines revving in distance)
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She-Hulk: Hey, that's ours.
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Wait!
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I'm starting to hate this job.
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Red Hulk: Welcome to Seeing Red.
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First stop on our first mission,
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the S.H.I.E.L.D. Tri-Carrier,
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to get intel on the number onebounty on our hit list,
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Emil Blonsky, aka the Abomination.
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If anyone knows where Blonsky is,
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it's his old pal the Leader,
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who's locked up here.
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Leader refused to talk
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unless we gave him half the reward.
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Yeah, right.
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We countered by offering big brain
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a book of crossword puzzles.
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Never met a bored genius yetwho could resist 'em.
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Faster than you can say, "One across,"
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Leader squealed.
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Blonsky had fled backto his home in Russia,
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which is how come younow find me and Skaar
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sneaking smack into the middle of Siberia.
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If Blonsky wanted to get lost,
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he picked the perfect place.
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Nothing noteworthy about this town.
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Well, except for that.
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(tank approaching)
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Huh, and maybe that.
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Abomination:
Halt, by order of the commissar!
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Looks like a job for us. Come on!
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(panting)
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Old man: No, I did not mean to stray
outside the town!
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Please!
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Abomination:
Punishment program initiating!
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(gasping)
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Skaar slash! (grunting)
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Nice toss.
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-Red Hulk: Come on, comrade!
-(explodes)
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(groaning)
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Old man: Thank you!
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You're welcome, comrade.
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What's with the clinker?
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The commissar has drone tanks
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programmed to keep us prisoners,
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and to keep away curious intruders.
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Oh, hey, hey.
We're old pals of the commissar.
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Right, Skaar? Ha, ha.
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Uh, yeah, bad man good friend!
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Where's he at?
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Where he always is this time of day.
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Old man: Exercising in the forest.
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Commence evasive maneuvers
training program.
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(explodes)
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Abomination: End training program.
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End program! What's wrong with this thing?
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Here's your major malfunction, soldier!
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(grunting)
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Skaar char!
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How dare you Hulks attack me here,
in my home village!
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Yeah, a village you enslaved,
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just like Vista Verde!
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Emil Blonsky,
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you are under arrest for crimes
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way too numerous for me to list here!
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Red Hulk: Surrender or else!
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(grunting) As you wish.
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(screaming)
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(groaning)
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Monkey.
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-(monkey shrieking)
-Don't just lie there.
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Abomination's getting away!
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Skaar saw monkey.
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We'll both look like monkeys
if we let Blonsky escape!
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(grunts)
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Gamma gas! (choking)
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Oh yeah, baby! Look who's seeing Red now!
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Look at Skaar say catchphrase again!
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Baby.
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You may have caught me,
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but what makes you think you can keep me?
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Because I'm on the other end
of these adamantium cuffs, Blonsky,
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and in the middle, a mini gamma bomb
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that'll take us both out
if you do break free.
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Hang on to the key, Shaggy.
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Red Hulk: Don't lose it.
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Skaar keep safe.
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(chomping)
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-(key clanging)
-Yeah.
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No, it... Oh, you big dummy!
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Mmm.
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As for you, Blonsky,
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S.H.I.E.L.D.'s gonna lock you up
and throw away the key for good!
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Don't spend your millions too soon.
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There is a huge price on my head,
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and more than one bounty hunter
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may be trying for the reward.
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Skaar: Uh, Red.
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Why is monkey on wing?
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Uh, Skaar, because you're
a grade A lunkhead
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who imagines things.
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Red Hulk: Monkeys on the wings. Sheesh!
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Skaar: Red?
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Don't say there's
another monkey on the wing!
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Skaar: Uh, no.
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Two monkeys and one gorilla.
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What? Oh, no.
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(apes shrieking)
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Red Hulk: It's the Super Apes.
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Miklho, the gorilla,
is almost as strong as Hulk.
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(Miklho roaring)
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The orangutan's name is Peotor.
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He's like a dad-blasted electromagnet!
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And watch out for Igor!
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He can turn himself into any weapon
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his baboon brain can imagine!
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Stop, apes!
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(groans)
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-See what I told ya?
-(groans)
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We gotta shake 'em fast!
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If they tear into this pressurized ship...
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Red Hulk: Ugh! Too late!
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We're going down!
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Skaar: Monkeys attacking!
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No! Bad monkeys! Bad!
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I told you, those aren't monkeys.
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They're the Super Apes!
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They take orders from that
other Russian supervillain...
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The Red Ghost.
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Your jet is already crippled, Red Hulk.
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If you do not surrender the Abomination,
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my pets will destroy it completely.
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I told you I was popular.
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I'll be dad-blasted if I hand you over
to that ape-lovin' creep!
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Very well.
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Peotor, Igor, Miklho, wreck it!
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(apes grunting, shrieking)
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Why monkey so strong?
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Exposure to cosmic rays.
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Their powers could take out
the Fantastic Four! (groans)
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Aren't you forgetting something,
General Ross?
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Come on, Blonsky! Give me a hand!
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Those monks are bringing down the ship.
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I'm sure I could survive a fall
from this height.
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As for you and your friend,
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I suppose we'll see.
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Uh-oh!
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Take your stinkin' paws off that,
ya danged, dirty ape!
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Red Hulk: Oh, you gotta be kidding me!
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(explodes)
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-Red?
-Red Hulk: Over here.
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I lucked out and landed on Blonsky's head.
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Huh! That'll keep him quiet.
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We gotta get lizard lips here to cover.
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Can't risk Red Ghost
or his apes finding...
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Red Hulk: Too late!
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(both groaning)
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(shrieking)
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Skaar: Skaar hate monkeys.
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Uh-oh.
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(roars)
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(groans)
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Red Hulk: Heads up, monkey butts!
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Ha! You're good for something
after all, Blonsky.
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A club!
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(Red Hulk screaming)
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(aircraft zooming)
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Ah, my pets.
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Where is the Abomination?
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(Skaar groaning)
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Skaar smash bald man!
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Perhaps, the wild man knows.
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Bring him.
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(groaning)
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Your monkey hit Skaar so Skaar hit you.
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(groans)
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(screeching)
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(groaning)
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Red Hulk: Move it, tag along!
We got apes to smash.
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(groaning)
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- Nyet.
-Come on.
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Even at full strength I would not confront
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Ivan Kragoff and his beasts.
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Better to retreat
and prepare a surprise attack.
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(groaning)
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I hate you even more when you make sense,
265
00:12:34,583 --> 00:12:37,003
but if they hurt Skaar, I'm charging,
266
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and dragging you with me.
267
00:12:42,667 --> 00:12:44,667
Red Ghost: You sense something, Igor?
268
00:12:44,750 --> 00:12:47,250
Ah, it seems our bounty hunters
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have cameras to broadcast their exploits.
270
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Leave them, Igor.
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It amuses me to record our victory.
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(groaning)
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Let Skaar go, monkey man!
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Interesting.
275
00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:07,917
This savage is no more advanced
than you, my beauties.
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Shiny tickle Skaar's brain.
277
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Red Ghost: See how easy he falls
to my mind control.
278
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You will help me get the Abomination
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away from Red Hulk.
280
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Can't. Skaar swallowed key.
281
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Red Ghost: How unfortunate...
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for you.
283
00:13:38,291 --> 00:13:40,831
Argh! He must be an alien!
284
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I cannot phase through him!
285
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Shake it out.
286
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(growling)
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A-Bomb: Hulk! Jen!
288
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:56,333
We've got another problem,
of the monkey variety.
289
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(sighs) I really hate this job.
290
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(Skaar groaning)
291
00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:06,575
Enough! I have a machine in my lab
that can remedy this.
292
00:14:06,667 --> 00:14:07,877
Bring him.
293
00:14:12,750 --> 00:14:13,750
Red Hulk: Seriously?
294
00:14:13,834 --> 00:14:16,504
This is your idea
of preparing a surprise attack?
295
00:14:16,583 --> 00:14:19,133
Don't like it? Get off and walk.
296
00:14:30,166 --> 00:14:33,666
This will weaken the savage enough
for us to get the key.
297
00:14:33,750 --> 00:14:34,920
Peotor, here.
298
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,790
That doesn't look good.
299
00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:41,674
Soon we will have all
the gamma power we need.
300
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,290
Red Hulk: Oh, criminy,
I think they're gonna
301
00:14:43,375 --> 00:14:44,955
drill right into Skaar's belly.
302
00:14:46,417 --> 00:14:47,577
Hmm.
303
00:14:49,750 --> 00:14:52,000
Let's get the savage and go.
304
00:14:52,542 --> 00:14:54,422
(whirring)
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00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:04,214
(Skaar yells)
306
00:15:05,458 --> 00:15:06,748
Stop them!
307
00:15:14,166 --> 00:15:15,666
Red Hulk: Upsy-daisy, Skaar!
308
00:15:19,125 --> 00:15:20,375
(laughs)
309
00:15:20,709 --> 00:15:21,879
(grunts)
310
00:15:26,667 --> 00:15:27,747
Enough of this!
311
00:15:27,834 --> 00:15:30,294
Only one way to get the key.
312
00:15:30,667 --> 00:15:32,037
-(farts)
-(groans)
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00:15:32,834 --> 00:15:35,504
Here is where we part company.
314
00:15:36,959 --> 00:15:38,709
Red Ghost: Not yet, my friend.
315
00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:43,538
(groans)
316
00:15:46,542 --> 00:15:48,382
Why are you doing this to him?
317
00:15:48,458 --> 00:15:51,208
To drain his gamma energy.
318
00:15:51,291 --> 00:15:53,671
Just as I was going to do to Skaar,
319
00:15:53,750 --> 00:15:56,130
and just as I intend to do to you,
320
00:15:56,208 --> 00:15:59,038
once I've finished the Abomination.
321
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:02,705
You're not going to de-gamma
any Hulks while I'm around!
322
00:16:02,792 --> 00:16:06,002
It's already done, comrade.
323
00:16:06,417 --> 00:16:07,667
(electrical whirring)
324
00:16:12,250 --> 00:16:14,000
Wakey-wakey, Skaar!
325
00:16:14,083 --> 00:16:16,713
Ghost didn't steal Blonsky for the reward,
326
00:16:16,792 --> 00:16:18,832
he stole him for his gamma power!
327
00:16:18,917 --> 00:16:20,247
(apes roaring)
328
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:28,040
You're not gonna believe where he put it.
329
00:16:32,083 --> 00:16:33,713
Stop, monkeys!
330
00:16:33,792 --> 00:16:35,752
(Skaar hoots like ape)
331
00:16:35,834 --> 00:16:40,254
We talk same talk. Skaar is brother.
332
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:41,833
-Skaar: Friends?
-(ape roaring)
333
00:16:43,792 --> 00:16:45,422
That dummy.
334
00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:47,540
You got any fight left in ya, Blonsky?
335
00:16:47,625 --> 00:16:49,575
Most of my strength is gone.
336
00:16:49,667 --> 00:16:51,247
But we might have a chance,
337
00:16:51,291 --> 00:16:53,751
if we could get the Ghost's weapons.
338
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:57,580
So let's make monkeys of ourselves.
339
00:16:57,667 --> 00:16:58,747
Jump!
340
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:05,040
Skaar smash bad monkeys!
341
00:17:08,875 --> 00:17:10,665
Skaar: Oh, hello, pretty monkey.
342
00:17:12,083 --> 00:17:13,173
(groans)
343
00:17:13,959 --> 00:17:14,959
Oh...
344
00:17:16,583 --> 00:17:18,003
(both groaning)
345
00:17:19,834 --> 00:17:23,504
Fools, you cannot stop the inevitable!
346
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:25,924
Once you have been sapped of your power,
347
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:30,250
my Abomin-Apes will have an endless
source of gamma energy.
348
00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:33,130
I will create more super primates,
349
00:17:33,208 --> 00:17:37,708
and through them, I will rule the world.
350
00:17:37,792 --> 00:17:38,962
(crashing)
351
00:17:39,041 --> 00:17:41,421
Hulk: If I got a banana
for every time I heard that.
352
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:43,790
Then we'll just cut their power!
353
00:17:43,875 --> 00:17:46,325
Red Ghost: Hulk! You, here?
354
00:17:46,417 --> 00:17:49,627
Yeah, we followed the homing signals
in Red's cameras.
355
00:17:49,709 --> 00:17:51,629
It's a good thing we did,
'cause these smashers
356
00:17:51,709 --> 00:17:54,499
are up to their armpits in super monkeys.
357
00:17:55,709 --> 00:17:57,579
What's the matter, Mr. Mayor?
358
00:17:57,667 --> 00:17:59,627
Got tired of running your town?
359
00:17:59,709 --> 00:18:03,539
Not as tired as I got listening to A-Bomb
laughing at your mistakes.
360
00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:05,285
Hulk: You ready to admit
your temper tantrum
361
00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:06,875
got you in over your head?
362
00:18:06,959 --> 00:18:08,209
Are you kiddin'?
363
00:18:08,291 --> 00:18:09,961
I captured Abomination.
364
00:18:10,041 --> 00:18:12,381
Now I'm about to take down these clowns.
365
00:18:13,834 --> 00:18:16,464
Ow! 'Course, if you wanna help,
366
00:18:16,542 --> 00:18:18,172
don't let me stop you.
367
00:18:18,250 --> 00:18:19,580
(roaring)
368
00:18:20,291 --> 00:18:21,501
Hulk: Hey, buttercup.
369
00:18:25,417 --> 00:18:26,417
High five!
370
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:31,125
Impudent whelp.
371
00:18:31,208 --> 00:18:33,578
You don't stand a chance against me.
372
00:18:33,667 --> 00:18:35,997
Cool! I can do that, too.
373
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:39,710
-Where is he?
-Right here, spooky!
374
00:18:39,792 --> 00:18:41,212
(Red Ghost screams)
375
00:18:42,917 --> 00:18:46,127
Now, how do we strip these primates
of their stolen power?
376
00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:48,076
We're gonna smash it out of 'em!
377
00:18:48,333 --> 00:18:50,753
(apes grunting)
378
00:18:51,041 --> 00:18:54,171
Don't expect me to help your comrades.
379
00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:57,130
(chuckles) I got bigger plans for you.
380
00:18:58,709 --> 00:18:59,709
(groans)
381
00:19:01,750 --> 00:19:04,170
(explosions)
382
00:19:10,834 --> 00:19:13,044
-(machine switched on)
-Abomination: You triggered the...
383
00:19:13,125 --> 00:19:15,535
Yes, yes I did!
384
00:19:15,625 --> 00:19:17,165
Hulks! Jump clear!
385
00:19:20,542 --> 00:19:22,792
(playful music)
386
00:19:23,834 --> 00:19:24,924
(all screaming)
387
00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:33,125
Here Skaar in your eye!
388
00:19:37,250 --> 00:19:39,250
Yeah! Skaar get better catchphrase.
389
00:19:39,291 --> 00:19:41,131
Woo-hoo!
390
00:19:41,208 --> 00:19:45,538
Abomination, the Red Ghost,
and his Super Apes!
391
00:19:45,625 --> 00:19:48,665
Ho-ho! Fury's gonna sprain
his check-signing hand
392
00:19:48,750 --> 00:19:49,880
writing all those zeroes.
393
00:19:49,959 --> 00:19:52,459
Any reward you and Skaar get goes toward
394
00:19:52,542 --> 00:19:54,462
rebuilding the Vista Verde City Hall.
395
00:19:54,542 --> 00:19:55,712
What?
396
00:19:55,792 --> 00:19:57,252
Mayor's orders.
397
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,670
No point in being bounty hunters
398
00:19:59,750 --> 00:20:02,000
if we have to give away the rewards!
399
00:20:02,083 --> 00:20:03,713
We join Smashers again?
400
00:20:03,792 --> 00:20:05,132
Eh, I guess.
401
00:20:05,792 --> 00:20:07,832
There's one thingI gotta do first, though.
402
00:20:10,959 --> 00:20:11,959
(grunts)
403
00:20:15,709 --> 00:20:18,999
(people cheering)
404
00:20:21,291 --> 00:20:24,501
Thought you'd all like to know
your ex-commissar is headed
405
00:20:24,583 --> 00:20:26,503
for S.H.I.E.L.D.'s maximum lock-up.
406
00:20:26,583 --> 00:20:28,083
You're welcome.
407
00:20:30,625 --> 00:20:32,665
We knew you would liberate us.
408
00:20:32,750 --> 00:20:36,080
That is why we had this made,
to honor you.
409
00:20:36,166 --> 00:20:37,536
Whoa!
410
00:20:37,917 --> 00:20:40,167
That's better than any reward!
411
00:20:40,875 --> 00:20:43,325
I got the perfect place for it!
412
00:20:44,125 --> 00:20:47,165
Red Hulk: This was a little
token of esteem given to me
413
00:20:47,250 --> 00:20:49,710
by the grateful Russian people.
414
00:20:49,959 --> 00:20:53,379
And now, I'm sharing it with all of you.
415
00:20:55,709 --> 00:20:58,879
-(scattered applause)
-(gasps)
416
00:20:58,959 --> 00:21:02,789
Gee, Red, I... I don't know
how to feel about this.
417
00:21:02,875 --> 00:21:04,415
(Devil Dinosaur chomps)
418
00:21:04,792 --> 00:21:07,042
(crowd laughing)
419
00:21:07,417 --> 00:21:09,707
But I guess that about sums it up.
420
00:21:09,792 --> 00:21:12,082
Oh, no! Bad Devil!
421
00:21:13,417 --> 00:21:16,377
Going solo was harder than Red thought.
422
00:21:16,458 --> 00:21:18,328
There's a lot to be said for teamwork,
423
00:21:18,417 --> 00:21:19,787
whether you're running a town,
424
00:21:19,875 --> 00:21:21,455
or dealing with bad guys.
425
00:21:21,542 --> 00:21:23,042
Glue! Glue! I need glue!
426
00:21:23,125 --> 00:21:25,625
Who's got the dad-blastedHulk-strength gamma glue?
427
00:21:26,041 --> 00:21:28,251
Or patching up life's little accidents.
428
00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:30,673
Don't lose your head, Red! (chuckles)
429
00:21:30,750 --> 00:21:31,830
Hulk out.
430
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:35,709
(closing theme music)
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