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(heroic music)
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Hulk: Let's get 'em, Smashers.
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Gamma, gamma, hey, Hulk Nation.
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We are free once more.
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We've been cleared of our crimesby S.H.I.E.L.D.
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and are doing what we do best, smashing!
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A-Bomb: At the moment, we're smashingthrough Leader's drones
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so we can bring himto justice for framing us.
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Oh, and for trying to destroy the world
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- like 10 billion times.
-(growling)
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Hulk: He's here this time. I know it.
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She-Hulk: How do we know
this isn't just another
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one of his abandoned lairs?
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Call it a hunch.
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Frustrating, isn't it,
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how I always manage to stay
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one step ahead of you lumbering behemoths?
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-(grunts)
-(crashing)
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Haven't you monsters learned by now
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that your uncontrollable rage is no match
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for my superior intellect?
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(growling)
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Then again,
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I suppose you brutes
are incapable of learning anything.
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(roaring)
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Oh, no. He's in one of his moods.
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At ease, soldier.
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Do what I do.
Take a breath and count to ten.
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(scoffs)
Like you can even make it to five.
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-Whoa, cuz, take a chill pill.
-(low growling)
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There's nothing here.
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Hulk: Another dead end!
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(grunting)
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(grunts and growls)
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(rumbling)
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A-Bomb: Uh... Hulk?
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Hulk: A hidden lair.
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Red Hulk: Greenie, wait!
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There's something familiar
about this place.
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(The Leader laughs evilly)
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Hulk: I'm coming for you, Leader.
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(The Leader laughs evilly)
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Show yourself, coward. Now!
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Dude, do we need to hug it out?
'Cause we can.
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And we will right here.
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(grunting)
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A-Bomb: Oh! Whoa, what is this place?
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-(metallic clanking)
-(all groaning)
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I'm gonna go with a really fast elevator.
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Uh-oh. Now I know why this place
looks so familiar.
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It's the Green Room.
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Hmm. Room look gray to Skaar.
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Red Hulk: It's a code name, Shaggy,
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for a trap I had built
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to contain Greenie back in the day.
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Never saw it finished.
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Forgot it was even here.
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Hulk: Won't be here long.
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(yelling)
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No trap is strong enough
to hold Hulk. (grunts)
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Red Hulk: Yeah, that's right.
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That's why I designed
this one to drive you
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so bonkers, you'd give up
trying to escape.
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The Leader: But you never got a chance
to use it, did you, General?
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Let's put it and its toys
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to the test, shall we?
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(low growling)
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(theme music)
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Hulk: Hulk smash Leader's gun,
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then Hulk smash Leader.
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(roaring)
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Stand down, Green.
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You don't want to do that, trust me.
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(grunts)
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-Skaar: No!
-She-Hulk: Hulk!
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-Red Hulk: Greenie!
-A-Bomb: Big guy!
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-(thuds)
-Hulk: Whoa...
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What was that?
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Red Hulk: Anti-gamma cannon.
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I created it as a weapon of last resort
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to blast the gamma right out of you.
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Well, it worked just like
all your other weapons
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of last resort, as in "not."
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Hey. Don't start with me, Jones.
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Yeah, ease up on Red, Rick.
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-(grunts)
-He clearly tried his best.
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Yeah, hello?
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His best to hunt you down like an animal.
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(chuckles) No big deal. I forgave Red.
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-It's all good now.
-Ow.
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Uh, why Hulk so calm?
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I am kind of calm, huh?
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My mind feels clear.
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Clearer than ever.
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But still pathetically feeble
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when compared to my superior mind.
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The Leader: Nevertheless,
it will amuse me to match wits,
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and I use that term loosely,
with you ogres.
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In other words, come and get me.
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(evil laugh)
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(growls) You're gonna eat
those words, super skull.
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-Red Hulk: Come on, Smashers.
-A-Bomb: Me first!
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-She-Hulk: Let's smash that big brain.
-(chuckles)
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Oh, those guys.
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Uh, you saw that, too, right, Hulksters?
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Did that Hulk shadow just wink?
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Ah, must be an optical illusion.
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Yeah, that's it. Right.
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(grunts) Another dead end.
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A-Bomb: And we're trapped again.
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Whoops.
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Skaar hate box!
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Easy, Skaar.
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Red designed this place, remember?
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I'm sure he can find a way out.
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Yeah.
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(grunting)
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You got that right, Greenie. Follow me.
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Red Hulk: Come on, double time.
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(The Leader laughs evilly)
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A-Bomb: Whoa, deja vu all over again.
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Red Hulk: Ah, nuts.
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We landed in the puzzle box.
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Bunch of identical rooms
that keep shifting around
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so you can never find your way out.
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Wow. And you thought of that?
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That's actually pretty clever.
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Skaar: Huh?
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This not pretty. Not pretty at all.
(groaning)
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It's the liquid metal.
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Another trap I put in to drive Hulk crazy.
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Well, congratulations, Red, it's working.
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(whimpering)
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Guys, guys, guys,
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you just need to relax.
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Don't know why, but, for the first time
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in a long time,
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I don't feel like a monster...
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(exhales) ...and I like it.
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(chuckles) Yeah.
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Uh, how am I supposed to relax
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when I'm sinking to my doom?
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I'm an agent of S.M.A.S.H.,
not an agent of chill.
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Somebody needs to hug it out, huh?
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Or maybe just shake hands.
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(grunting)
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If you don't move, you don't sink,
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so just sit back and Zen out.
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-Uh, okay.
-(She-Hulk groaning)
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Skaar float.
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So now we just float here?
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Yeah, and let Red clear his head
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so he can remember the way out.
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There is no way out, Swami Lame-o.
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No, wait.
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There is a pattern to the shifting boxes.
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Left, up, down, right,
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which makes the exit...
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(grunting)
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All: Whoa!
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(chuckles) Did you honestly believe
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I wouldn't change the combination,General?
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(yelling)
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(groans)
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(The Leader laughs evilly)
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When I get my fists on that so and so...
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I've realized I don't like you
when you're angry, Red.
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What do you say we try counting to ten?
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One, two...
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-Eight, nine, ten.
-(thuds)
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Now, did that make you feel better?
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Actually, no,
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but this will.
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Don't you go soft on me
you lily-livered milk sap.
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Get mad!
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It's like talking to a wall.
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(grunts) Hate to interrupt
the pep rally, guys,
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but this wall's talking back.
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-(grunting)
-(metal clanking)
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Ain't you even going to lend
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a smashing hand here for crying out loud?
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No need to get riled up.
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I'm sure this will sort itself out.
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Great, that makes one of us. (grunts)
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Guys, give me a hand.
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You can't just sit there,
you're gonna get...
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Impaled?
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How did you know that would work?
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Must respond to resistance.
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Yeah. Figured it was something like that.
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Figured? What is wrong with you?
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Yeah, you've been acting like a weirdo
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since you took that anti-gamma blast.
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Wait a minute.
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The cannon didn't blast
the gamma out of your bod.
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It blasted it out of your brain. Ha!
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My weapon of last resort worked.
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In your face, Jones.
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Great, so now we're stuck in your maze
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with a Slacker Hulk who won't smash
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-his way out of a paper bag.
-(Hulk groans)
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Who needs to smash?
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Hulk: You just have to listen
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and let the solution reveal itself.
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(metal cranking)
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Red Hulk: You gotta be kidding me.
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That was pure luck.
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(groans) Oh! Back in cave.
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Who cares?
At least Hulk got us out of the loony bin.
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You know, maybe Zen Hulk
is on to something.
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You did save us, cousin,
but we are still trapped.
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Yeah, inside a big elevator,
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and I know where all the buttons are.
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I'll have us out of here in no time.
(beeping)
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-(electricity shuts down)
-Hmm.
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Red Hulk: Well, that's not
supposed to happen.
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Hey, okay, who's grabbing me?
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Whoa! (groans)
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Something's got me! Let go!
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That was weird.
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Where Red go?
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I don't know but look at those marks.
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Whatever grabbed him must have been
really powerful to drag him off.
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Don't just stand there.
We have to find him.
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Do something.
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Whoa, whoa. Try something else.
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Skaar not floaty.
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(buzzing)
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Oh, great. Buzz saws.
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Um, don't panic?
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A-Bomb: Uh, too late.
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(Skaar grunting)
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Skaar slash buzzy thing.
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(grunts) Buzzy thing slash Skaar's sword.
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Whoa. Yeah, these things can hurt us.
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(chuckles) They're probably gamma powered.
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Which means
they can slice through us. (grunts)
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And probably through each other, too.
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Green guy, you're a genius.
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I am?
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I think I'm actually starting to like
the new laid-back you.
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(grunts)
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Skaar hate buzzy things.
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Skaar, behind you!
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Skaar!
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-(growling)
-Let Skaar go. (groans)
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(growling)
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No.
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-(grunting)
-What was that?
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It's the same creepy shadow I saw before.
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It must have got Red, too.
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Now that's really weird.
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Weird? Really?
That's all you've got to say?
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-We just lost Red and Skaar.
-(metal clanks)
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-(all gasping)
-A-Bomb: Whoa!
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Hulk: But we found the gravity.
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This place is totally
messing with my mind.
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Pretty sure that's what
it's designed to do.
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You just can't let it get to you.
260
00:11:21,458 --> 00:11:25,708
Ah, the monster attempts
to think rationally.
261
00:11:25,792 --> 00:11:29,042
It would be amusing
if it wasn't so pathetic.
262
00:11:29,125 --> 00:11:32,705
You. You're trying to make me mad,
aren't you?
263
00:11:33,125 --> 00:11:36,375
-But I can control my anger now.
-The Leader: Wrong.
264
00:11:36,458 --> 00:11:38,628
I control your anger,
265
00:11:38,709 --> 00:11:41,419
and I can unleash it any time I want,
266
00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:44,130
like the Minotaur from the Labyrinth.
267
00:11:45,750 --> 00:11:48,540
(The Leader laughs evilly)
268
00:11:51,291 --> 00:11:53,421
Come and face it if you dare.
269
00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:54,960
She-Hulk: Dare this, uber-brow.
270
00:11:55,041 --> 00:11:56,461
(grunts)
271
00:11:56,542 --> 00:11:59,252
Now, Jen, was that really necessary?
272
00:11:59,792 --> 00:12:01,172
Whoa, whoa, whoa, big guy,
273
00:12:01,250 --> 00:12:02,790
you're not seriously
thinking of going back
274
00:12:02,875 --> 00:12:04,625
into the stacking blocks of doom?
275
00:12:04,709 --> 00:12:06,169
Nah, I'm just doing it.
276
00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:09,290
A-Bomb: What is he talking about?
277
00:12:09,750 --> 00:12:10,750
(grunts)
278
00:12:12,917 --> 00:12:14,667
-Whoa!
-(grunts)
279
00:12:14,750 --> 00:12:17,750
-Have you totally lost it?
-(rumbling)
280
00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:23,789
Ah!
281
00:12:23,875 --> 00:12:25,415
Hulk: Relax, Jen.
282
00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:27,710
Leader wants us to come to him.
283
00:12:27,792 --> 00:12:29,792
He's probably got Red and Skaar,
284
00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:32,325
so just go with the flow.
285
00:12:32,917 --> 00:12:35,247
More like drown with the flow.
286
00:12:36,792 --> 00:12:37,922
(sputtering)
287
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,250
(metal clanking)
288
00:12:39,709 --> 00:12:41,039
Mmm! Mmm!
289
00:12:45,792 --> 00:12:46,962
(thudding)
290
00:12:47,875 --> 00:12:49,745
(coughing)
291
00:12:49,834 --> 00:12:50,834
(gasps)
292
00:12:52,792 --> 00:12:55,542
(exhales) Wow. That was refreshing.
293
00:12:57,750 --> 00:12:59,420
Oh, and a way out.
294
00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:00,790
It's too easy.
295
00:13:02,834 --> 00:13:04,134
Run!
296
00:13:04,208 --> 00:13:05,668
(grunts)
297
00:13:05,750 --> 00:13:07,540
A-Bomb: Hulk, do something!
298
00:13:07,625 --> 00:13:09,455
(both grunting)
299
00:13:11,125 --> 00:13:12,825
You know, this Unflappable Hulk
300
00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:15,667
is getting to be a real pain in my... Ow!
301
00:13:15,750 --> 00:13:17,540
Hulk: You guys coming or what?
302
00:13:18,041 --> 00:13:20,541
(humming)
303
00:13:23,959 --> 00:13:25,419
Both: Down!
304
00:13:26,834 --> 00:13:29,174
A-Bomb: Are you trying to get us fried?
305
00:13:29,250 --> 00:13:31,130
I'm not trying to do anything.
306
00:13:31,208 --> 00:13:33,038
I'm just letting it happen.
307
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,000
Wow, that thing is cool.
308
00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:38,963
I got to get a closer look.
309
00:13:39,041 --> 00:13:40,751
A-Bomb: If you say so, big guy.
310
00:13:42,208 --> 00:13:43,878
-(Hulk grunts)
-A-Bomb: Wait!
311
00:13:44,667 --> 00:13:46,707
The patterns are endless.
312
00:13:46,792 --> 00:13:49,292
Hulk: Jen, Rick, come check this out.
313
00:13:50,875 --> 00:13:52,745
A-Bomb: This is a bad idea.
314
00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:55,075
Uh-oh.
315
00:13:56,458 --> 00:13:58,078
(growling)
316
00:13:58,458 --> 00:14:00,248
(A-Bomb whimpers, yells)
317
00:14:00,291 --> 00:14:02,131
-(She-Hulk screaming)
-A-Bomb: Whoa!
318
00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:03,788
Jen? Rick?
319
00:14:05,834 --> 00:14:07,174
(thuds)
320
00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:09,582
Huh, guess I lost them.
321
00:14:10,625 --> 00:14:13,915
What? It's not like I don't careabout my friends.
322
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,380
I just know things will work out.
323
00:14:16,458 --> 00:14:17,918
They always do.
324
00:14:20,834 --> 00:14:23,294
Ooh, probably don't want to stay in here.
325
00:14:23,583 --> 00:14:24,833
Poison gas.
326
00:14:25,792 --> 00:14:27,212
-Perfect.
-(clatters)
327
00:14:28,834 --> 00:14:30,544
(grunting)
328
00:14:31,291 --> 00:14:32,711
Much better.
329
00:14:33,792 --> 00:14:35,462
(humming)
330
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:39,249
Uh-oh. That was bound to happen.
331
00:14:43,458 --> 00:14:45,828
Oh, hey, I was just looking for you.
332
00:14:45,917 --> 00:14:50,667
Congratulations on successfully
negotiating my labyrinth,
333
00:14:50,750 --> 00:14:52,080
a feat for which your cohorts
334
00:14:52,166 --> 00:14:54,706
-proved laughably incapable.
-(machine whirring)
335
00:14:54,792 --> 00:14:57,672
You're gonna be laughing out
of the other side of your face
336
00:14:57,750 --> 00:14:59,750
when Greenie's through with you, egghead.
337
00:14:59,834 --> 00:15:01,674
Yeah, big guy, go pound some sense
338
00:15:01,750 --> 00:15:03,710
-into that oversized skull.
-(clicks)
339
00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:07,628
Hey, hey, hey. Okay, okay.
340
00:15:07,709 --> 00:15:09,079
I don't understand.
341
00:15:09,166 --> 00:15:11,126
Is this supposed to make me angry?
342
00:15:11,208 --> 00:15:13,998
Threatening my friends with a weapon
that didn't even work?
343
00:15:14,542 --> 00:15:15,962
Didn't it?
344
00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:19,581
I promised you the Minotaur
at the center of the Labyrinth.
345
00:15:19,667 --> 00:15:22,377
Say hello to your dark half.
346
00:15:23,041 --> 00:15:24,171
Huh?
347
00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:26,130
(roaring)
348
00:15:26,375 --> 00:15:29,205
-Hello.
-Don't you remember me, Hulk?
349
00:15:29,291 --> 00:15:32,081
I'm everything you despise about yourself.
350
00:15:32,166 --> 00:15:34,706
Everything you try to keep buried.
351
00:15:34,792 --> 00:15:37,212
Your impatience, your hatred,
352
00:15:37,291 --> 00:15:40,541
your unbridled fury.
353
00:15:40,625 --> 00:15:43,995
Yeah. I also remember you're not real.
354
00:15:44,083 --> 00:15:46,833
You're just a manifestation
of my own fear.
355
00:15:46,917 --> 00:15:51,417
Ah, that's where you're once again
sadly mistaken.
356
00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:53,790
The Leader: You see,
I made some improvements
357
00:15:53,875 --> 00:15:56,415
on General Ross's anti-gamma cannon.
358
00:15:58,250 --> 00:15:59,250
(groans)
359
00:16:01,667 --> 00:16:05,127
The Leader: I used it to wrest
all the negative qualities out of you
360
00:16:05,208 --> 00:16:08,128
and manifest them in physical form,
361
00:16:08,208 --> 00:16:09,708
leaving you defenseless
362
00:16:09,792 --> 00:16:11,292
against your own worst enemy...
363
00:16:11,750 --> 00:16:13,130
yourself.
364
00:16:13,709 --> 00:16:16,709
(growls) Now that I'm free
from your weak husk,
365
00:16:16,792 --> 00:16:19,582
I will destroy everything I see,
366
00:16:19,667 --> 00:16:21,577
starting with you.
367
00:16:22,583 --> 00:16:23,833
(growls)
368
00:16:23,917 --> 00:16:25,327
(groans)
369
00:16:29,625 --> 00:16:31,165
-(grunts)
-(Hulk groaning)
370
00:16:33,709 --> 00:16:36,499
That all you got, you worthless coward?
371
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,380
(groans)
372
00:16:38,458 --> 00:16:39,918
I don't want to fight you,
373
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:43,330
and deep down, I don't think
you want to fight me either.
374
00:16:44,041 --> 00:16:46,461
(growls) You make me want to puke.
375
00:16:46,542 --> 00:16:49,632
I'm going to crush you
like the puny little bug you are.
376
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:51,629
That's just the anger talking.
377
00:16:51,709 --> 00:16:52,629
(grunts)
378
00:16:52,709 --> 00:16:54,379
Dark Hulk: You got that right, wimp.
379
00:16:54,583 --> 00:16:56,173
Come on, big guy. You can beat him.
380
00:16:56,250 --> 00:16:58,130
Hulk's the strongest one there is.
381
00:16:58,208 --> 00:16:59,828
Not if he doesn't get angry.
382
00:16:59,917 --> 00:17:02,287
So what's he waiting for,
383
00:17:02,375 --> 00:17:04,245
someone to say, "Pretty please"?
384
00:17:04,333 --> 00:17:07,043
Skaar mad. Hulk get mad, too.
385
00:17:07,625 --> 00:17:10,495
Haven't you Neanderthals figured it out?
386
00:17:10,583 --> 00:17:12,583
He can't get mad.
387
00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:15,537
That's what makes my revenge so delicious.
388
00:17:15,959 --> 00:17:17,709
The Leader: Forcing you
to watch your friend
389
00:17:17,792 --> 00:17:20,712
helplessly beaten down by the very monster
390
00:17:20,792 --> 00:17:22,712
he always feared himself to be.
391
00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:26,502
And what would make
my revenge even sweeter?
392
00:17:26,583 --> 00:17:29,293
Multiplying it by five.
393
00:17:30,291 --> 00:17:32,671
I'll unleash an army of Dark Hulks
394
00:17:32,750 --> 00:17:35,170
forged from all your negative qualities
395
00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:38,250
blasted out by my anti-gamma cannon.
396
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:40,785
-(growling)
-(crashes)
397
00:17:40,875 --> 00:17:43,535
(groans) Why would you want to do that?
398
00:17:43,625 --> 00:17:45,035
The Leader: Why would I... (scoffs)
399
00:17:45,125 --> 00:17:46,825
To prove once and for all
400
00:17:46,917 --> 00:17:49,127
that you're not heroes, you dolt,
401
00:17:49,208 --> 00:17:52,788
you're monsters.
And that's all you'll ever be.
402
00:17:52,875 --> 00:17:55,165
(scoffs) And what does that get you?
403
00:17:55,667 --> 00:17:57,707
Who are you really angry at here?
404
00:17:57,792 --> 00:18:00,502
Seriously, dude,
you're gonna hug it out now?
405
00:18:00,583 --> 00:18:02,753
Rick, you're a genius.
406
00:18:02,834 --> 00:18:03,834
I am?
407
00:18:05,917 --> 00:18:07,327
-(groans)
-Sorry.
408
00:18:09,333 --> 00:18:10,583
(whirring)
409
00:18:15,041 --> 00:18:17,291
-(groaning)
-Hold still.
410
00:18:17,417 --> 00:18:19,627
This is for your own good, trust me.
411
00:18:19,709 --> 00:18:22,129
It did wonders
for getting rid of my anger.
412
00:18:23,583 --> 00:18:25,793
Dark Hulk: No. Let me go.
413
00:18:25,875 --> 00:18:27,375
Hulk: Don't be scared.
414
00:18:27,458 --> 00:18:31,458
No. You're reabsorbing your rage?
415
00:18:31,542 --> 00:18:32,962
Why would you do that?
416
00:18:33,041 --> 00:18:36,961
Hulk: Because it's who I am.
417
00:18:37,041 --> 00:18:38,921
-Increase the anti-gamma output.
-(beeping)
418
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,330
Divert all power.
419
00:18:41,208 --> 00:18:42,538
(Dark Hulk groaning)
420
00:18:44,709 --> 00:18:47,039
(Red Hulk grunts) Looks like the bracelets
are out of juice.
421
00:18:49,834 --> 00:18:51,634
Big mistake, brain drain.
422
00:18:51,709 --> 00:18:53,459
(laser powering up)
423
00:18:53,709 --> 00:18:56,709
I'll not have my plans
thwarted by a mere beast.
424
00:18:56,792 --> 00:18:59,042
Battle drones, attack!
425
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:05,040
Skaar smash metal men.
426
00:19:05,291 --> 00:19:06,541
(yelling)
427
00:19:06,625 --> 00:19:07,575
(grunts)
428
00:19:07,667 --> 00:19:09,497
We got the toasters, cuz.
429
00:19:10,125 --> 00:19:12,415
You just keep putting the squeeze
on shadow dude.
430
00:19:15,583 --> 00:19:17,923
(Dark Hulk groaning)
431
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,540
The Leader:
Ah, I need more anti-gamma power.
432
00:19:20,625 --> 00:19:21,705
More.
433
00:19:21,792 --> 00:19:24,332
Computer: Warning, cannon power supplyhas reached critical mass.
434
00:19:25,458 --> 00:19:27,878
-(alarm blaring)
-Ahh!
435
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,920
-(growling)
-The Leader: You've ruined everything,
436
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,880
you maladroit, fatuous troglodyte.
437
00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:36,830
If I understood a word you were saying,
438
00:19:36,917 --> 00:19:38,287
I might get angry.
439
00:19:38,583 --> 00:19:40,633
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry,
440
00:19:40,709 --> 00:19:42,209
and I can get angry now.
441
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,880
Couldn't leave well enough alone.
442
00:19:45,959 --> 00:19:47,959
Every time you have us defeated,
443
00:19:48,041 --> 00:19:50,001
you just can't help twisting the knife,
444
00:19:50,083 --> 00:19:52,213
-and it always backfires on you.
-(whimpering)
445
00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:54,881
Every single time.
446
00:19:54,959 --> 00:19:57,169
You know, I'm starting to think maybe
447
00:19:57,250 --> 00:19:59,710
you're just not as smart
as you think you are.
448
00:19:59,792 --> 00:20:02,422
I'm not as... Huh?
449
00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:05,080
How dare you?
450
00:20:05,166 --> 00:20:07,206
(The Leader growling)
451
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:12,634
Oh, somebody has anger issues.
452
00:20:12,709 --> 00:20:15,169
There. That make you feel better?
453
00:20:15,250 --> 00:20:16,790
(groans)
454
00:20:16,875 --> 00:20:18,285
Actually, no.
455
00:20:18,375 --> 00:20:20,285
In fact, it's quite painful.
456
00:20:20,417 --> 00:20:21,497
Hulk: My turn.
457
00:20:22,709 --> 00:20:23,629
(screams)
458
00:20:23,709 --> 00:20:24,919
(groans)
459
00:20:25,166 --> 00:20:26,496
(growling)
460
00:20:29,917 --> 00:20:31,127
(whimpers)
461
00:20:31,208 --> 00:20:32,788
(grunts)
462
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,880
What are you doing? No!
463
00:20:35,250 --> 00:20:37,170
(growling)
464
00:20:37,250 --> 00:20:39,040
(whimpers)
465
00:20:39,125 --> 00:20:40,285
(grunts)
466
00:20:40,709 --> 00:20:42,629
The Leader: Ow!
467
00:20:43,291 --> 00:20:44,751
(grunts)
468
00:20:48,166 --> 00:20:50,456
(growling)
469
00:20:59,375 --> 00:21:01,535
-Big guy?
-I'm good. Hmm.
470
00:21:01,625 --> 00:21:05,035
Hulk: Eh, Fury can dig
The Leader out later.
471
00:21:05,125 --> 00:21:06,745
Think you're gonna miss Calm Hulk?
472
00:21:06,834 --> 00:21:09,174
Nah. He wouldn't last two seconds
473
00:21:09,250 --> 00:21:12,540
against bruisers like
Blastaar and Abomination.
474
00:21:12,625 --> 00:21:14,035
I'm back for good.
475
00:21:16,792 --> 00:21:20,082
Truth is, I was happier as Calm Hulk,
476
00:21:20,166 --> 00:21:21,826
but I wasn't me.
477
00:21:22,542 --> 00:21:25,132
We all have a good side and a bad side.
478
00:21:25,208 --> 00:21:28,538
The good guys are the oneswho can keep the bad side in check.
479
00:21:28,625 --> 00:21:30,535
That's what makes a hero.
480
00:21:30,625 --> 00:21:31,625
Hulk out.
481
00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:35,832
(closing theme music)
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