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(ominous music)
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(whooshing)
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A-Bomb: Oh! Shaky enough for you, Leader?
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How can he sleep through this storm?
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I haven't been this nauseous
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since I swallowed a mouthful
of Ego's big, snotty, green--
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Oh, man, I'm gonna hurl.
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Don't do it, Rick.
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Jones is gonna spew again?
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Come on, Shulky, keep the boat level.
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(grunts)
Believe me, I miss the Jump Jet, too.
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Leader's ship handles
like a rusty shopping cart.
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Yellow, get in mouth!
(grunts)
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We've been lost in space for a while now,
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and the team is starting to get homesick.
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And seasick.
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Soon as I clean up these barf bags,
I'll send out another distress call.
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Wastin' your time, kid.
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Thanks to Leader, everyone on Earth
thinks we're criminals.
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They don't want us to come home.
We're doomed.
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-(clanking)
-Hmm.
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Come here, you!
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Red Hulk: Watch it!
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Hey! What's the big idea?
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You wanna mope around,
Mr. Crabby-pants? Fine.
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But remember,
you used to be an army general
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who inspired his troops.
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So don't go bringin' 'em down with ya.
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I'm just tellin' 'em the truth!
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Haven't you noticed
everything keeps getting worse?
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This is hopeless!
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COMPUTER: Exiting magnetic storm.Ship stabilization initiated.
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Communication restored.
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Hulk, get up here.
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We've got an incoming transmission.
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Cap to Hulks. Can you read me?
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(all cheering)
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Greetings, smashers.Boy, am I glad to see you.
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We've been scouring the galaxy for months.
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You're a sight for sore eyes, Cap.
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We're based on a nearby planet.
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I'll transmit the coordinates.It's time to get you home.
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About time.
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Red Hulk: Got a lock on Cap's signal.
It's comin' from straight ahead.
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(suspenseful music)
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(heroic music)
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A-Bomb: Whoa! Check out our high-profile
welcoming party!
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(gasps)
It's all five of them!
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Huh. What's with the new hardware?
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Who cares?
The Avengers came lookin' for us!
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Feels like a dream, Cap.
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You're not dreaming. You're under arrest.
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(theme music)
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(growling)
Under arrest?
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For your crimes back on Earth.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! Now, we were framed
for the destruction of Vista Verde.
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This is a ginormous misunderstanding.
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We've got Leader locked up on the ship.
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(grunts)
We'll prove it.
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-Come on.
-But you also have weapons on that ship.
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And resisting arrest makes you hostile.
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So, Avengers, attack!
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(all groaning)
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So that's why they brought out
the heavy artillery.
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To bring us down!
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-(Captain America grunts)
-Time out, Cap!
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Last thing I wanna do
is swing on a friend.
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We are not your friends.
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-(electricity crackling)
-(groans)
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Lousy Avengers.
(grunts)
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Earth doesn't give a spit fleck about us,
unless it's to put us in the slammer.
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Right, Stark?
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What? You run out of witty banter,
robot pants?
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What happened to a fair trial?
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A-Bomb: Since when does Mr. Arrows
use a gun?
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A-Bombs away!
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Take it easy, Widow.
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Avenger or not,
I will putt you into orbit!
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(Skaar growls)
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Hey! Hey, whoa!
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Skaar hate pointy fly sticks.
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-(clanging)
-(grunts)
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I'm gonna lose my temper
in about three seconds.
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-Three!
-(both screaming)
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That ain't Iron Man! We've been had!
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They're Skrulls!
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The Skrull, evil, intergalactic,
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prune-faced shape-shiftersalways messing with Earth.
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Also, they smell like stinky feet.
(flies buzzing)
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(all grunting)
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I knew that Red hair was fake.
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Red Hulk: And I knewthis was too good to be true.
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I was right. As usual.
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No one would go this farout of the way lookin' for us,
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unless it meant trouble.
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This whole planet
is probably Skrull central,
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and we've walked right into their trap!
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Best strategy now, hop back on that ship
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and blast off
this pointy-eared hornets' nest.
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Hold it, Red.
If the Skrull did lure us here,
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chances are they're after Earth again.
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Yeah? Well, what has Earth done
for us lately?
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-I'm outta here!
-(Hulk grunts)
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You're not goin' anywhere,
Captain Negative.
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Hey! That's General Negative to you,
soldier!
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Star-Lord: Hey, Hulks!
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The Guardians of the Galaxy?
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A-Bomb: Gamora, deadliest womanin the universe.
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Groot, some kind of giant tree dude.
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Drax, basically,the Guardians' version of Skaar.
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Rocket, a talkin' raccoon with big guns.
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Oh, yeah, never call him a raccoon.
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And Star-Lord, the half-human leaderof the bunch.
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Those aren't the Guardians.
It's more Skrulls.
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I'm not fallin' for that again,
you clay-faced creeps!
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Rocket: Watch it!
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-Hold up, Red. They might be--
-(groans)
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Cease fire or get spanked.
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A-Bomb, Skaar, Jen,
lock the phony Avengers on our ship.
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We'll handle these fakers.
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You heard him, Smashers. Move!
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(grunts)
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Can Skrulls usually do that?
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It'll be the last time this one does it.
(grunts)
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Come and get it! (groans)
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Strange choice, taking on
the Hulks' form, this far from Earth.
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(grunts)
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We're the real thing.
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So enough with the masquerade.
The jig is up, wannabe Shulky.
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(groans)
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I am Groot.
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Hulk smash Skrulls!
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-(grunts)
-(groans)
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Skrulls definitely can't do that.
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Guardians, these are the real smashers!
Stand down!
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(roars)
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Hulk, it's really us.
We fought The Collector, remember?
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Had Christmas dinner
in a crummy diner in the desert.
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Any of this ringin' a bell, big guy?
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(exhales)
Collector?
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Christmas? Oh, yeah.
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Hulks, stop fighting.
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See? Some people do care about us.
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Thanks for answering our distress call.
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Distress call? No.
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We've been monitoring this sector
for weeks.
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Got word the Skrulls are tryin' to build
some kind of super soldiers.
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"See? Some people do care,
blah, blah, blah."
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So, we all know we're the Guardians.
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How about provin' you're all Hulks?
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Come on, smashers.
Tell him something only a Hulk would know.
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Hmm.
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Well, I know the little raccoon there
would make a good hat.
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Yup. That's the Red jerk, all right.
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Guess we should have studied harder...
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before we took your friends.
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(all gasping)
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Skrull: We only need the ones
with gamma energy.
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Destroy the rest!
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I am Groot!
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(roars)
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Where are my friends?
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(groans)
We don't know.
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-(bone cracking)
-(groans)
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If they ain't gonna talk,
let me take my temper out on 'em.
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Sorry, Red.
But Groot hasn't had breakfast yet.
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And he likes when his food
has some fight in it.
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I am Groot.
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I'll talk. Your earthlings are on a ground
transport train to the hive,
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headed that way.
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Skrull: Their gamma energy
will be harvested for use in a weapon.
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-Weapon?
-(zaps)
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-We got a train to catch.
-(both groan)
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My ship is built for combat missions.
I'll drive.
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(whooshes)
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Star-Lord: You find it, Rocket?
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Rocket: Give me a micro-sec,
will ya, flyboy?
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The thick vegetation on this mud ball
is jammin' the scanners.
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(blows)
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Red Hulk: We ain't never gonna get home.
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At least you got a home to go back to,
angry one.
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Name's Red.
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Or if you wanna get technical about it,
it was General Thunderbolt Ross.
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Four stars.
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I, too, have a title.
I am called The Destroyer.
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Ooh, fancy. I like it.
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There she is.
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Wow. That looks less like a train
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and more like something
I'd flush down a toilet.
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Hmm. Don't suppose you got a giant boot
we can drop on that snail trail.
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Star-Lord: Incoming!
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Rocket: Take evasive action... or not.
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Uh, we're crashin'. Go!
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Red Hulk: Hey, you raisin heads!
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Guess what? I shoot back.
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Me, I just smash.
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(skrulls groaning)
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Hulk: Keep the pruneys busy.
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-We're gonna go find A-Bomb and--
-(shouting)
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Super-Skrull!
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All this time,
searching the cosmos for you,
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and you come right to us.
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Now, for an easy revenge.
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Revenge for what?
You tried to destroy my planet!
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You still cryin' about me
kickin' your fake butt?
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(all grunting)
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(liquid bubbling)
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Take that as a "yes."
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(groaning)
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New plan. You three find the others.
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We'll handle Super-Skrull.
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Yeah, I bet splittin' us up
is the surest way to-- Huh? Fine.
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I am Groot!
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-(grunts)
-Hold him, buddy! I'll blast him.
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(groans)
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(growls)
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Rocket: Take that, you fantastic fake!
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(grunts)
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Groot! Whoa!
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You'll burn, along with your tree.
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Hulk: Tree? Haven't you heard?
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He am Groot!
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(Red Hulk yells)
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Hey, try and keep up!
And bring some firepower next time!
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(grunts) Aren't you the whiner
who said splitting up was a bad idea?
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(grunts)
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A general, he calls himself.
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-(snort, spits)
-Hulk: Wait up.
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Super-Skrull's down.
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-Where?
-Hulk: Right here.
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(grunts)
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(both groaning)
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These are green, too.
So they must have gamma as well.
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Lock 'em up.
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A-Bomb: You know, if they can change
into any shape they want,
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why do they run around
looking like moldy raisins?
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(Red Hulk grunts)
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-What took you so long, pouty pants?
-(Red Hulk groans)
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Wow. I'm actually glad to see you.
Hey! What about the chains?
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Keep your pants on.
Let me free dog-boy first.
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Phony Red.
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(Red Hulk groans)
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Red Hulk: You dummy!
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That was the real Red.
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Uh...
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(grunting)
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(growls)
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(gasps)
Huh?
249
00:11:42,667 --> 00:11:44,247
Super-Skrull: Behold!
250
00:11:44,333 --> 00:11:47,923
My winged minions come
to end your journey.
251
00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:50,463
This is where you get off.
252
00:11:50,542 --> 00:11:52,502
(chuckles, grunts)
253
00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,130
Rocket: Oh, man. I hate bugs.
254
00:11:55,208 --> 00:11:57,498
Star-Lord: Rocket, blast the Skrull
while you can.
255
00:11:57,583 --> 00:11:59,543
Rocket: I got his smug chin in my sights.
256
00:11:59,625 --> 00:12:01,575
(screeching)
257
00:12:01,667 --> 00:12:03,417
(all screaming)
258
00:12:03,917 --> 00:12:06,207
(all groaning)
259
00:12:07,458 --> 00:12:10,788
(rumbling)
260
00:12:14,417 --> 00:12:15,577
Thanks, big guy.
261
00:12:15,667 --> 00:12:18,747
You know, you're the only green thing
I don't want to put a blaster into today.
262
00:12:22,583 --> 00:12:25,043
Rocket: It's hopeless.
The jetpacks are fried.
263
00:12:25,125 --> 00:12:26,495
We're stuck here.
264
00:12:26,709 --> 00:12:28,039
Red Hulk: Gets worse.
265
00:12:28,375 --> 00:12:30,745
Dog-boy kicks me off the train.
266
00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:34,495
Your two bruisers were about as useful
as the bunion on my big toe.
267
00:12:34,750 --> 00:12:36,250
I am Groot.
268
00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:38,750
Uh, thanks for clearin' that up.
269
00:12:38,917 --> 00:12:40,627
No guns, no ride, outnumbered,
270
00:12:40,709 --> 00:12:43,289
and stuck with a talkin' tree
and a rodent.
271
00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:44,918
You wanna go, you cranky old goat?
272
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,960
Yeah, come on! Let's do this, cuddles!
273
00:12:47,041 --> 00:12:49,001
-Oh, let me at him! I will pulverize him!
-(growling)
274
00:12:49,083 --> 00:12:52,133
-You hear me, buddy?
-Hey, things stink right now.
275
00:12:52,208 --> 00:12:55,458
That's all the more reason
to keep hope alive and stick together.
276
00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:56,712
It's not all bad.
277
00:12:56,792 --> 00:12:59,422
I'll bet this swarm
is border patrol for their base...
278
00:12:59,709 --> 00:13:01,289
Which should be close.
279
00:13:04,875 --> 00:13:07,745
I'm gonna guess that
that there is our hive.
280
00:13:10,125 --> 00:13:12,245
Red Hulk: And there's a Skrull
takin' a dip.
281
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:16,042
And check out those weird pods
on the top of the towers.
282
00:13:16,125 --> 00:13:18,625
Hulk: Something's moving around
inside of 'em.
283
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,670
-Rocket: Wait a minute.
-(binoculars whirring)
284
00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:23,130
-Focus.
-(binoculars whirring)
285
00:13:23,208 --> 00:13:25,878
-(binoculars whirring)
-Rocket: Focus.
286
00:13:25,959 --> 00:13:29,129
-It's them! It's the Hulks!
-(pod whirring)
287
00:13:30,875 --> 00:13:32,625
(all scream)
288
00:13:37,041 --> 00:13:40,331
Disgusting. What are they doing?
Givin' 'em a reverse bath?
289
00:13:45,083 --> 00:13:48,083
It's Gamora and Drax
in the pod next to them!
290
00:13:48,375 --> 00:13:49,745
Hulk: At least they're alive.
291
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,580
(monster groaning)
292
00:13:55,750 --> 00:13:58,040
(roaring)
293
00:13:58,375 --> 00:13:59,745
For now.
294
00:14:01,667 --> 00:14:04,997
The Skrull are zapping the gamma
right out of my Smashers.
295
00:14:05,083 --> 00:14:08,463
Red Hulk: Turnin' themselves into what?
Skrullks?
296
00:14:10,125 --> 00:14:12,825
One guess as to what the beast is for.
297
00:14:12,917 --> 00:14:16,457
The Skrulls have had their eyes on Earth
for a long time now.
298
00:14:16,667 --> 00:14:17,827
So what's the plan?
299
00:14:17,917 --> 00:14:20,377
Ain't no plan for this scenario!
300
00:14:20,458 --> 00:14:22,958
Hey! Our friends down there need us!
301
00:14:23,041 --> 00:14:26,421
You didn't get your medals
out of a gumball machine, General.
302
00:14:26,750 --> 00:14:28,580
We can beat these odds.
303
00:14:29,583 --> 00:14:31,333
Hate it when greenie's right.
304
00:14:32,375 --> 00:14:34,575
Time to quit belly-achin' and execute.
305
00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:38,248
One difference between me nowand me then...
306
00:14:38,917 --> 00:14:42,037
(grunts)
Bigger guns.
307
00:14:42,625 --> 00:14:44,575
All right. Those shape-shiftin' swamp bats
308
00:14:44,667 --> 00:14:46,667
have one tactical advantage workin'
for 'em.
309
00:14:47,125 --> 00:14:48,495
Camouflage.
310
00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:50,503
We gotta beat 'em at their own game.
311
00:14:50,750 --> 00:14:53,000
Can't believe this was my idea.
312
00:14:55,417 --> 00:14:57,417
Hulk: Smells like someone left
a dirty sock
313
00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:59,040
full of mayonnaise in the sun.
314
00:14:59,125 --> 00:15:01,875
Red Hulk: (groans)
Just wait till you get it in your mouth.
315
00:15:01,959 --> 00:15:04,249
(gagging)
316
00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:06,213
-(electricity crackling)
-(both screaming)
317
00:15:06,291 --> 00:15:07,881
-(electricity crackling)
-(all groaning)
318
00:15:15,250 --> 00:15:16,670
We gotta hurry.
319
00:15:16,834 --> 00:15:19,004
Hey, this is fun and all,
but does anyone else feel
320
00:15:19,083 --> 00:15:20,753
like we're havin' the power
sucked out of us?
321
00:15:20,834 --> 00:15:22,384
'Cause I think that's what's happening.
322
00:15:22,417 --> 00:15:24,997
Skaar not like being battery.
323
00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:26,920
Uh-oh.
324
00:15:27,291 --> 00:15:28,921
Looks like the Skrulls figured out
325
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:32,080
Drax and Gamora don't have
any gamma power to steal.
326
00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:34,543
Take them to the disintegrator pit.
327
00:15:35,291 --> 00:15:36,831
-Hey, team ugly!
-(grunts)
328
00:15:36,917 --> 00:15:39,127
Let 'em go . or I'mma come over there
and...
329
00:15:39,208 --> 00:15:42,038
And I'll--
Jen, help me finish this threat.
330
00:15:44,750 --> 00:15:48,580
Uhm, makin' 'em giant isn't enough.
They gotta give 'em hammers, too.
331
00:15:49,125 --> 00:15:51,665
Hulk: And I'll bet you
that ship is bound for Earth.
332
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:55,210
Not with those goons on it! Charge!
333
00:15:56,375 --> 00:15:57,665
(Hulk grunts)
334
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:00,920
Uh-oh.
335
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,170
(groans)
336
00:16:02,583 --> 00:16:04,383
(grunts)
337
00:16:04,375 --> 00:16:07,285
Give me that. Nice one, jade-jaws.
338
00:16:07,375 --> 00:16:08,825
Let me show you how it's done.
339
00:16:09,083 --> 00:16:10,463
(growls)
340
00:16:12,792 --> 00:16:15,502
Get off me, you shriveled little knobs.
341
00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:17,543
(grunts)
Whoa, whoa!
342
00:16:17,625 --> 00:16:20,035
-Red Hulk: Oh, hey!
-Now!
343
00:16:20,583 --> 00:16:22,253
(machine powering up)
344
00:16:22,792 --> 00:16:24,832
(all groaning)
345
00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:26,247
I am Groot.
346
00:16:32,667 --> 00:16:33,537
(growls)
347
00:16:34,792 --> 00:16:36,542
I am Groot!
348
00:16:36,625 --> 00:16:38,205
Heck yeah, you are.
349
00:16:39,458 --> 00:16:43,378
Surprise! We knew this was your big day
and planned something special.
350
00:16:43,458 --> 00:16:45,958
-(groans)
-You don't stand a chance against me.
351
00:16:46,458 --> 00:16:47,998
Look around you, human.
352
00:16:50,834 --> 00:16:52,384
That's "half-human."
353
00:16:52,458 --> 00:16:56,668
And when I look around, all I see
is your plan going down in flames.
354
00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:58,080
(grunts)
355
00:16:58,166 --> 00:17:00,246
We're gonna need some muscle
on those big creatures.
356
00:17:00,291 --> 00:17:02,001
They believe us Hulks,
357
00:17:02,083 --> 00:17:04,423
then we shall smash like Hulks!
358
00:17:06,291 --> 00:17:07,671
(groans)
359
00:17:07,750 --> 00:17:10,130
(groaning)
360
00:17:10,291 --> 00:17:11,751
(laughing)
361
00:17:15,583 --> 00:17:17,293
Is that all you got?
362
00:17:17,375 --> 00:17:20,825
Go get some more guys.
Make this a fair fight.
363
00:17:21,959 --> 00:17:24,669
-A-Bombs away!
-(whooshes)
364
00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:28,000
-A-Bomb: Whoo-hoo-hoo!
-(growling, thuds)
365
00:17:28,083 --> 00:17:29,833
(A-Bomb laughs)
366
00:17:29,959 --> 00:17:32,459
-(groans)
-(thuds)
367
00:17:32,917 --> 00:17:35,537
Double hit! I love this tree.
368
00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:37,830
A-Bomb, where's the Super-Skrull?
369
00:17:37,917 --> 00:17:40,787
Getting his butt super-whipped
by Star-Lord and Rocket.
370
00:17:40,875 --> 00:17:43,415
Alone? Without their weapons?
371
00:17:43,792 --> 00:17:46,212
A-Bomb: Oh, yeah. Probably the opposite.
372
00:17:48,375 --> 00:17:49,825
-(explosion)
-(grunting)
373
00:17:49,917 --> 00:17:52,497
-(grunts)
-(thuds) (grunting)
374
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:56,878
-Huh?
-(grunts)
375
00:17:58,375 --> 00:18:02,665
Guardians of the Galaxy.
You hardly live up to your name.
376
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,165
Wrong.
377
00:18:06,250 --> 00:18:09,580
Star-Lord: And the Agents of S.M.A.S.H.
live up to theirs, too.
378
00:18:09,667 --> 00:18:11,577
Thanks, Hulk. I almost had him.
379
00:18:11,667 --> 00:18:14,707
Until he busted out the combined powers
of the Fantastic Four on us.
380
00:18:14,792 --> 00:18:17,882
I'll handle him. You two find a way
to blast that invasion ship.
381
00:18:17,959 --> 00:18:19,749
Try and stop me.
382
00:18:19,834 --> 00:18:21,634
(Skrulls growling)
383
00:18:22,125 --> 00:18:24,825
(growling, grunts)
384
00:18:24,917 --> 00:18:26,627
Let's get him, troops!
385
00:18:26,709 --> 00:18:29,579
-(all groaning)
-(thuds)
386
00:18:29,667 --> 00:18:31,327
A-Bomb: They're too powerful.
387
00:18:31,417 --> 00:18:33,577
You gotta fight fire with fire.
388
00:18:33,667 --> 00:18:35,667
You wanna torch
these monster island rejects?
389
00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:37,290
Not quite.
390
00:18:37,375 --> 00:18:39,205
Cannonball!
391
00:18:39,291 --> 00:18:40,421
Red, no!
392
00:18:42,917 --> 00:18:43,917
Red!
393
00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:48,960
(laughing)
394
00:18:49,041 --> 00:18:51,711
That pool contains raw gamma energy.
395
00:18:52,750 --> 00:18:55,420
-(electricity crackling)
-He'll be consumed!
396
00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:57,290
Melted to slag!
397
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:01,290
(yelling)
398
00:19:01,417 --> 00:19:03,127
Your friend still lives?
399
00:19:04,542 --> 00:19:06,292
Looks that way, don't it?
400
00:19:06,375 --> 00:19:10,415
Hey, creeps! Get ready to see big Red!
401
00:19:10,792 --> 00:19:13,542
(all grunting)
402
00:19:16,166 --> 00:19:17,626
-Drax: Well done.
-Gamora: Impressive.
403
00:19:17,709 --> 00:19:19,829
-I am Groot.
-Yeah, Red, bring the pain!
404
00:19:19,917 --> 00:19:21,247
Show 'em what's up!
405
00:19:21,792 --> 00:19:23,132
(groans)
406
00:19:25,583 --> 00:19:26,963
-(groaning)
-(thuds)
407
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:31,004
How are you planning on blowing up
their ship with no explosives?
408
00:19:31,083 --> 00:19:34,463
It's got a power source and wires.
What else do I need?
409
00:19:34,542 --> 00:19:36,962
-(beeping)
-Uh-oh.
410
00:19:37,041 --> 00:19:38,881
(beeping louder)
411
00:19:41,125 --> 00:19:42,875
-Rocket: You might want to run!
-What?
412
00:19:43,667 --> 00:19:45,287
(explosion)
413
00:19:50,375 --> 00:19:52,375
Super-Skrull: Grow as big as you want.
414
00:19:52,834 --> 00:19:54,384
We have the numbers.
415
00:19:54,709 --> 00:19:57,329
Yeah, but we got the heart.
416
00:19:57,417 --> 00:19:58,877
(loud explosion)
417
00:20:06,792 --> 00:20:08,632
Red, alley-oop me!
418
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:11,173
(grunting)
419
00:20:13,625 --> 00:20:14,535
(groaning)
420
00:20:15,291 --> 00:20:17,131
(all groaning)
421
00:20:23,750 --> 00:20:26,580
Rocket: That goop was made to merge
with the Skrull physiology.
422
00:20:26,667 --> 00:20:29,537
Good thing he used up all the gamma,
punchin' the prunes.
423
00:20:29,709 --> 00:20:32,129
Just lucky you ended up back
to your normal size.
424
00:20:32,208 --> 00:20:37,168
(groans) I haven't felt this nauseous
since that chimichanga eating contest.
425
00:20:37,542 --> 00:20:39,792
Hmm. And you still lost that.
426
00:20:39,875 --> 00:20:41,915
But this day, you have won.
427
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,880
Well done, General.
428
00:20:44,083 --> 00:20:47,503
You saved a lot more than the day.
This could have been a lot worse.
429
00:20:47,583 --> 00:20:50,543
(Red Hulk groaning)
I'm not gonna make it!
430
00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:52,575
(groaning, panting)
431
00:20:52,667 --> 00:20:54,877
Star-Lord: This nav drive
contains a star map
432
00:20:54,959 --> 00:20:56,419
to get you back to Earth.
433
00:20:58,083 --> 00:20:59,503
Good luck out there, Hulks.
434
00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:02,959
(Red Hulk retching)
435
00:21:03,041 --> 00:21:04,671
(toilet flush)
436
00:21:05,083 --> 00:21:07,833
Oh, you hear that?
We got coordinates for Earth, sucker!
437
00:21:07,917 --> 00:21:09,577
You are goin' down!
438
00:21:12,125 --> 00:21:14,415
Red Hulk: Punch it, Shulky. Let's go home.
439
00:21:16,917 --> 00:21:20,037
That loudmouth Redremembered who he was today.
440
00:21:20,125 --> 00:21:23,375
A hero, who knows holdingonto hope is the key to--
441
00:21:23,458 --> 00:21:25,078
-(Hulk grunts)
-Blah, blah, blah.
442
00:21:25,166 --> 00:21:27,286
Hulk out!
(laughing)
443
00:21:27,375 --> 00:21:29,125
I always wanted to do that.
444
00:21:29,417 --> 00:21:31,537
Red Hulk, over and out.
445
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:35,375
(closing theme music)
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